3-17-26 Hour 2 - No Sharks in the Chicago River - Free Transcript | The Chris Plante Show

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So I'm turned to all of our allies against us,

and now he's begging their help. It's like that classic television book. The boy who quite [bleep] you, everybody, then kicked a wall. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ]

And the crowd of fascists went wild and then they attacked a synagogue and looted a drugstore and shot some cops, you know, the Democrat pretty there. It's very surreal.

“Now what was -- what was the language that he used there?”

Not Stephen Colbert, the Democrat party's propaganda apparatus. Very mentally ill, very unwell, whack a doodle-do as they say in the old country, which old country doesn't really matter. Just the old country. Well, very happy Tuesday, too, and welcome back once again.

We are at eight, eight, eight, six, three, zero, nine, six, two, five. Like going on in the world, adds a for sure. I love there. Here's an NBC fake news headline, quote, "not our war." And quote, "US allies bulk at Trump's

straight of her moves demands." Now, that's an NBC lie lie in the headline here. He hasn't demanded anything. He has said, "Hey, come on, we've been providing an umbrella of security to Europe for 80 years now, 1945 to 20, 25, that's 80 years."

And we've been providing -- they're able to sit back and sit shardin' a -- maybe a rosé, fulei, pussé, and joy, bond bonds, and social welfare programs, because they don't have to spend anything on national security, because Americans in the Midwest are taking up extra shifts. So we can pay more in taxes to provide an umbrella of security to the Europeans.

And then when the Xi'an comes knocking at your door, they say, "Uh, you guys take care of it. We're busy, cross-dressing over here, because we're Europeans." Don't you know, in that amazing. Many European governments expressed reservations Monday about providing military support

to reopen the crucial waterway.

“It's much more crucial to you guys than it is to us.”

We should just triangle them in terms of energy by not doing everything for them. That needs to be done, which is what we've been doing since really 1942, when we entered World War II to push back on the socialist workers' party of Adolf Hitler. And then we had to contain the socialist -- you know, the Union of Soviet socialist republics for another couple of generations, and the left, you know, the thing is the natural state

of being on planet Earth is the state of conflict in a state of war, but the Pax Americana, the American peace that followed World War II, that has kept everybody safe for so long. Now the lazy blowhards, the Corpulent Cross-Dressers in Europe, they don't know what to do. They just, "Oh, well, we can't help because we're afraid of everyone because we're European Cross-Dressers."

But in the meantime, we learned overnight -- I learned this morning. I did sleep a bit. I didn't go until after midnight last night. I went to sleep after midnight. I was up at 5 a.m., although I didn't have a little bit after I woke up.

But that's too much detail. I know. Tehran leadership suffers blow. Oh, no. Not a blow.

“As Israel says, two top Iranian officials killed in strikes, plural, isn't that remarkable?”

And the Fox News people have published a story on this, says, "Well, top Iranian leaders, Ali, Larejani, Ali, Larejani, he's the guy that was going to take over in Iran as the civilian. I think not as the Iatola, but as the civilian leadership, you know, the New Macmood Ahmadinejad. I miss him, really. I miss stinky.

Stinky was a lot of fun." And it's Golem Reza, Solemani, Golem Reza, Solemani killed along with Ali Larejani. Killed in strikes, Israel says, and they would know they've been doing this for a long time.

Iran's top security official, Ali Larejani, and the head of the Revolutionary Guards,

Basij Malisha, that's a general Golem, they just call him Golem. Golem Reza, Solemani, we're both killed in overnight strikes. And new blows to the country's leadership is really defense minister Israel Kets says, he said on Tuesday, meanwhile, Tehran has launched more missile and drone strikes at its

Gulf Arab neighbors and Israel, because that's what they do.

They get up in the morning, they pick the bugs out of their beards, and then they start

“killing the Jews because they're the opposite of civilization.”

And that's a terrible tragedy because the Persian culture is a great culture taken over by the Xi'anis, the Islamists in 1979, thanks in part to Jimmy Carter and the Democrat party, in no small part for that matter. President Donald Trump said Monday that Iran is taking -- let's listen to this -- talking to our people that Iran is and wants to make a deal as the war has raged on for more

than two weeks. The U.S. military says 13 U.S. service members have been killed and about 200 wounded at least 1,300 people in Iran, at least 850 people in Lebanon, and 12 people in Israel have been killed in the war according to those countries. Now this guy, Ali Laer and Johnny, Laer and Johnny, he was going to be the guy taking

over -- he has a nice gray beard, he's one of the gray beards, and he was going to take cover. But now he did. He did. He's not living.

He's not taking over, and that's going to be a problem for the Democrats because you know. So we got that -- this -- Iran leadership suffers another blow to top Iranian officials,

killed in strikes, and isn't that in that amazing.

And then we got these European countries, the independent out of the United Kingdom.

“Why countries are rejecting Trump's call to send ships to straight of horror moves?”

Now I left it this this morning. It's not even in this story, but I just remember it from this morning. Three countries that are refusing to send ships to the straight of horror moves and yet depend very heavily on oil coming out of the Persian Gulf. Three countries that are refusing to send ships include, get a load of this, Germany, Italy,

and Japan. That's the axis in World War II. That's a Germany, Italy, and Japan. Germany and Italy fascists run by the socialist workers party, and both cases in Benito, Mussolini, was one of the leaders of the socialist party before he jumped on the fascist

bandwagon because they were going someplace, and the socialist were too lazy about their communists. And you know, and they were them. And then the USSR, the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and the Germany, the National German Socialist Workers party, the National Socialist German Workers party, the ECA theme

emerging there.

I do see a theme emerging there in that amazing.

And in Iran, Canadian conservative, accused government of harboring Iranian operatives and pajamas media, PJ Media, Rats are jumping ship is the Iranian regime relocating to Canada, a district possibility, as a Calgary Middle School bands lunch in the cafeteria during Ramadan because it's Ramadan, and they're adopting Sharia law in the name of liberalism, isn't that wonderful.

So learning that the mayor of New York and his loving wife who hate the Jews more than death itself, they're locked in with these anti-semites that call Jews cockroaches and vampires, and then they laugh it off because they're just the Democrats, you know, the Democrats elected them, even Jewish Democrats elected them. And today is St. Patrick's Day, which means it's the drinkiness day of the year in

the United States, America, and number two, number two is of course, what, Cinco D'A Mayo, number two, drinking day in America. Fun story out of Chicago today, Fox, excuse me, NBC, five in Chicago, sharks in the Chicago River, question mark, that's a Lake Michigan, it's fresh water and the river is all fresh water, sharks like salt water, but sharks in Chicago River, what to know after

his sightings reported at River D'Aing, the River D'Aing, they died of the Chicago River Green every year for St. Patrick's Day because it's fun, and because it had been doing it since before liberals made everything unfun. A set of fins could be seen circling the Emerald Waters during the annual River D'Aing, the dying, the River Green is great fun in Chicago.

“Are there sharks in the Chicago River, or is the die getting to you?”

That's a question, many in the city of Chicago may be asking after sightings of animal,

Highly unusual for the waters of the Chicago River, where reported during the...

River D'Aing event on Saturday, instead of when they die, the River people come down

“and hang on on bridges and drink, you know, drink and probably smoke pot and stuff now too.”

A set of fins could be seen circling the Emerald Waters during the annual River D'Aing event. Took place at 10 a.m. on Saturday on here, our pictures have it, it looks like giant sharks during the St. Patrick's Day celebrations of freshly dyed green river had a fun twist to shark fins appear to be slicing through the festive waters, the waters were festive. Fortunately, for those enjoying kayaking on the Chicago River, the fins were not those

of real sharks, instead the fins were a visual stunt orchestrated by Netflix to promote an upcoming film called Thrash, Thrash. It could be trash, but you'd have to change a little bit of the spell. Starting at the south side of Columbus Drive and the river, the surprise shark fins swam up and down the main stretch of the river between 11 30 a.m. and 4 p.m. that's a long time.

And they got robot sharks according to a Netflix spokesperson. It's not a spokesman or a spokeswoman, it's a spokesperson because nobody's sure. The movie set release April 10th centers on the aftermath of a category five hurricane that decimates a coastal town and a subsequent storm surge that brings hungry sharks into the area.

There's another reason for the second amendment.

Going to, in case you needed another, it was written and directed by a Norwegian filmmaker who goes by Tommy, Tommy Workkola, and stars Phoebe Dynaver of Bridgerton fame and Whitney Peak. I don't know who those people are. Okay, she missed this year's River Dying event.

You can rewatch it on the video that they posted there because that's, that's fun. Yes, it is. And New York City, this is kind of wild actually. New York City, St. Patrick's Day Parade.

“Now, you may be aware that our country is turning 250 years old this year, right?”

That's a 1776 and 2026. We'd turn 250 years old. In New York City, they've been having the St. Patrick's Day Parade on St. Patrick's Day. For two hundred and sixty five years, two hundred and sixty five years. Fifteen years before 1776 came along.

They started having the St. Patrick's Day Parade. I bet there was a lot of drinking back then. What do you think?

Does that's, that's pretty amazing.

Two hundred and sixty five years, two hundred and sixty fifth annual St. Patrick's Day Parade in New York City. March 17th, isn't that just great? One of the city's oldest and most beloved institutions kind of fun. And, and it is when I heard that this morning, so that's actually pretty interesting.

Older than the country, the parade, is older than the country than the United States of America. And because the Irish love a good parade and especially if it involves some of that fine Irish

“whisky or, you know, things like that, because I think I'll have myself an”

other glass of that fine Irish whisky as Ronald Wilson Reagan, then president of the United States. Once famously said the news media didn't go along as we're fun. I haven't had the drink of that fine Irish whisky. Ah, yes, President Reagan, he was, he was great fun too.

What? What? Yes, sir. All right, let's, let's see. Let's grab a quick phone call, Michael.

Let's go to Andy calling from North Little Rock, Arkansas, Andrew, you're on the Chris Plant Show. What's up, Chris? Hey, not much. What do you say?

Hey, not a lot. You know, you talk about they might be having the sharks in the Chicago River. You know, there is a possibility of that if there's a, a weight from the, if the Chicago River runs to the ocean, they could be bull sharks because they're the only ones that can go from fresh water to salt.

Well, it is. They'd have to swim a long way that have to swim from New Orleans all the way up the Mississippi River to the, uh, next, what is there, uh, and that, they'd have to swim literally from the Gulf of Mexico up up the Mississippi, uh, it's sorry, the Gulf of America, the Gulf of America.

And, uh, and make their way up the, uh, the River to Chicago, it's a long swim in fresh water for sharks. Oh, yes. Yes. They've been seen, they've been seen way up the Mississippi, I know that much.

Is that true? Bull sharks? Well, it turns out it was just Netflix promoting a, uh, you know, doing what they do, promoting

A mediocre television.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know how they are.

They're not the greatest.

“They're not the greatest, uh, creative, uh, people in the history of the world.”

You know, I was, I saw another, another thing that, uh, you know, doing what this, I ran things. Couldn't we, I know we couldn't, but couldn't, when it'd be great if we could just go the way that we did Japan, it just dropped a big ole, a bomb on them and just take care of everything.

Drop the big one and see what happens. Who is that? That's a great song. Drop the big one. Yeah.

That's a great song. Well, in Japan, yeah, Japan, they had gone pretty crazy and look what nice people the Japanese are now. Aren't they? Yeah.

They're nice as people in the world. They're a way of thinking. It sure did change their whole way of thinking as it did. That sums it up very nicely. Yeah.

Because before that, they weren't, uh, they weren't nice people at all, uh, you know.

They wouldn't. Comfort girls and, and the rape of man king and unit 731, nobody knows about unit 731. They use prisoners of war for biological warfare, uh, laboratory rats and murder them all. These were quite terrible until, well, we helped them to straighten out and become the Japanese we know and love today.

Uh, Andy Fun Bullshark, so I'm still looking, I'm looking it up, buddy. But what I wanted to do was not to have the most of the students in the world. The semester-by-tat-glapped Topücher soft-behind the internet. I was like, "Ah, you can say that, you can say that." Yeah.

Do you have a role in it, huh? But you don't have a role in it. It's not like that. But it's not like that. It's like that.

“And when you're working, you have to watch.”

What's that? Save. What's that? Do you have a role in it? Now, we're listening to Andy and Andy was great talking to Andy and, um, uh, I did a bunch of

look and up, uh, friend of mine who's real smart guy and investigate things and stuff said, "Hey, listen to Quitting Mr. AI. Bullsharks can swim 700 miles up the Mississippi River all the way to Alton, Illinois." And I said, "What?" And I looked it up on the Google Earth map and I, uh, I checked and then I, uh, looked

for a stories. And it turns out there are stories all over the place from 2021 researchers affirm two Bullshark sightings. No, Bullshark. Bullshark.

And, and this is kind of amazing.

They've got Bullsharks caught in the Mississippi River, two Bullsharks swam up the Mississippi River to St. Louis to St. Louis 2021 story from Fox tan and Phoenix. What do they know about it? They're in Phoenix. They don't know nothing.

I'm telling you. I don't have time to go back to the telephones because I like to run out the clock all over the place. Talk, talk, elephant talk.

“Yeah, we were just listening to Randy Newman drop the big one.”

Um, what's it called political science? It's called political science. The name of the sun talks about dropping, you know, boom goes Paris, um, boom goes London, boom Perry, more room for you and more room for me, uh, fun song, Randy Newman. Good stuff.

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