Blame bling, every time I come around you sit there bling bling
Every time I come I'm a city, bling bling Pick it round, we're about feed it bling bling We can ring, we're about bling bling Every time I buy new rab bling bling bling Lorenzo's on yoga, I'm a child
Welcome back to the alley of I'm the kid you gotty
Joined by my sister is always just a creek
How are you doing my sister? I'm in Fort Worth, Jews you watching a little basketball Watchin' a little Yukon dominance Wish I was in the DMV though because holy F Was that regional?
Maybe generational Duke, St. John's and then Duke, Yukon, Yukon, Michigan State All the games came down to the last shot All of them were chaotic, holy moly Bruh, Duke took out your girls man
And let's shoot Flage, slow man Baby, my laser, come on man We love you though because we all know She's a winner after course I don't do any matter
Not to hear nor dare man It's a lie of March, madness to get to Holy moly
“First off, the most important piece of March madness”
thus far Yo boy, tank Took care of Tyre's in the verses Battle Bruh, Molly, white, my boy Did you see that?
I, you know what I did it, Jews you? Okay The good news is I already knew that that would happen Here's how I knew that Here's how I knew that
I already did I already did and we don't have a lot of time to go into this but I already did a verses challenge With Tyre's I became tank
And my friend became Tyre's And we went, I swear to God And we went I'm going to my playlists Where is it?
I went, I went sound for sound
Oh, you know what, never mind
It was Tyre's in jail Scratch everything I said I didn't know 15 yards since I'm you got to take that bat right now Cause like I'm so sorry
First in 25 What the hell was that? How are you going to act like that We just finished waking up How are you going to change it up?
No
“I ain't going to go, I ain't going to go to Trump”
My sister Brad, look, we ain't doing anything But the same thing Tyre's was playing games Basically the Tyre's was like they're trying to have Rose battles and he would lose you know
Tank would cool it here I tanked it, kept it moving And the epic moment from the battle I think that brother turtle net Bright light
The turtle net Little, little freestyle End it, my boy Neither I can watch it
Yeah Neither here nor there though March Madness Speaking of ending folks Duke went down epicly
Ta-da heraly and don't boys Did you see it of course?
So here's what was going on
They were down 20 You come was down 20 I just first and foremost Love you, Connor I got love Dan Hurley
I've made so much money Betting on you, Connor And I feel like I discovered Dan Hurley When he went to the Phil Knight Invitation Hall
He was already on the hot seat It was Thanksgiving My mom ended up with COVID So I couldn't even see her So I just went to every single game
And I sat Yep, shout out to her She's fine Sat behind Dan Hurley Sat with the like 80 of the school
Yeah And watch him Watch him do all the things That we now know is commonplace Against Nate Oates in Alabama
And I was like I love this guy He's like Hey Jay Hey Jay Come over here
And to the referee
“And it's like a non-conference tournament”
So I've been rocking with Dan Hurley So I saw they go down 20 And I'm like man (sighs) Maybe it wasn't there year after
Because I've been still You know, I've been still saying Right On Dan literature I'm rockin' with you, Connor
I'm rockin' with you, Connor I still think this could be a wake-up call I still think And then they go down 20 and like man Maybe I was maybe I was wrong
And then I hear this southern woman At the restaurant She goes Y'all hear Duke Whitman And I was like oh oh oh
Hold on, I watched it back And I watched the last like two minutes of the game And I'm like the whole time How does Duke loose? How does Duke loose?
How does Duke go in this game? Right You watching the bat like okay When does the shoe drop? When does the villain walk in with the knife?
And he walked in with three secs To go bro Like down two points
Game on it
Like there was down three points Brewer went to the free throw line Missed the first one No they were down Two
Because they were down four You caught hits the three They're down one
“And then they ended up missing the first free throw”
You caught us Making the second one She don't tell me how the game went Brewer you didn't watch it I love you
My sister That was down But they was down Three I think But they went down to the free throw line
Because they filed him And he only had two free throws
So he missed the first one
And then I was like down And he made the second free throw Now they're down two points Exactly And so now they're down two with Duke M bounding
So I'm thinking the game is over No matter what No matter what No matter what No matter what
Turn over Brewer not getting enough credit for the deflection First As well as being poisoned Nothing not down that shot
That's a freshman And Cariband's Wherewithal To know that
Look I'm wet from everywhere But I'm not going to force this Let me get it to the young fellow Pass it to the young fellow
And he knocked down the shot over Lifetime bro From the logo to you From the lamb bro And they were broke
All game from three There were brothers
One for eighteen they started
It's crazy It's crazy
“You know the thing that I saw John Fanta”
Talk about this the goat John Fanta Yeah The goat salute to him Yeah He talked about why is John Shire
Telling the team to advance the ball There we go There we go There we go get to that's the real deal Kaden Booser
Yes He ended up passing into coverage Turned the ball over But why are you not just standing there Putting your arms around the ball
Letting them value Just let the clock expire Let the clock expire You did and like you say bro I love the person here
And that's going to live with that young brother forever I'm so sorry got to live with that bro But at the same time like you say Cote sin here talking about go Advance it through the ball
Bro why You're up to with three seconds to go There's no reason to do this And on top of that That one no twenty point pass
He made the mistake on That one no twenty point deflection Three point or he made The boys blew that lead Man so as mad as people in the world
And making fun of young Kaden is Bro he ain't blow the whole twenty point lead Man We'll give my boys some slam That was a melt that was a melt in the sun
You're talking about a freshman You're talking about two freshman Kaden's got blood all over his jersey Cam Booser's I looks like the mask
And it's just I'm glad you got that Looking like He's starring with share in the nineteen age Is acting
Dylan, please find this Beerol and put it over Because I know Put Kaden right next to homeboy That played in the mask
Rocky I think his name was Anyway Like they're not the reason
“I think John Shire deserves a lot of smoke”
There were people it's so bad People are comparing him to Hubert Davis And I said you cannot compare him to Hubert Davis Because Hubert Davis's teams Don't show up ready to play
Pretty much ever Like Duke is known for melting in the sun And letting He's up on Hubert He's up, he's up, he watched the show
He can't do that to Hubert We love you But you know how it is Like you guys were the number one team in the country And you made it to the NIT that year
So what the hell But smurters sure it's not available on Levitoreaof.com By the way Not a hero there
But what a fantastic men's tournament we've had Right, fantastic And Bruh, like you said Seeing Dan win the game
He was full of so much emotion Bruh Before and after the game I want to hear Brett the referee Bruh, Mr. Buck
Can you please pull out the video Title or early crazy ass
Because I have never seen a coach do this
To the referee Never in my life Bruh I don't know if you get fine But it's suspended at the Bruh
Bruh Bruh, what the hell is your own coach Also the blazer won a little bit Down the shoulder is so perfect That blazer is hanging off his shoulder
Bruh I was walking up to him Kind of doing this Dude, he was looking at Yeah
You make that call Yeah I'm not a little pimple See you in the final fof FN
FN FN FN Come on Bruh, we have foh head and foh head with the rub
Bruh, salute the Dan
He's a man
Can you imagine that if he were gotten a technical for that
And we would have had free throws with point three Seconds, Dan Please relax Oh my god No, I think the game was over
“But I saw I think this would have went to the next game”
Can you imagine that Number suspended my boy for the FN FN FN There won a championship game again
They're going to the championship They're going to be Illinois They're one and a half point under dogs They're going to be ill for sure They're built for this
They're built for this Yeah So the little story I convinced But it's over with Moving on man
Totally Man We had a lot of craziness Go on over the weekend We had my sister Caitlin Clark
Over the weekend Announce the names You did, which is fire Slow the Caitlin breast
A little bit of my sister
Let me turn the camera a little bit I can get that two-two Auburn in the in the film Bro Caitlin Man doing it She been snapping
Photos for the league She been hosting gigs You see my sister fresh is hallow on the panel Man Listen to what my sister had to say about the cold yoke
It's to be
“I think everybody knew he was going to do everything he could to get back”
And I mean there's not many people that average in circle double While when you're lucky enough to get maybe a couple of those in a season He's done it all year long And back to back here
So It's pretty incredible And honestly he's probably my favorite player to watch And I think he's the best player in the world That's where the world is
What's your day and thruster Is the joker the best play in the world? Let me start by saying Oh Shit
I feel
But don't get seatbells ladies and gentlemen
Hold on scat me Hold on I'm ready When we have a major mismatch Against the legend
We need to preface it by saying Number one Caitlin I love you You're tremendous Pretty much everything you do
You're a star on Okay So Just leave that there You know good and well in the
Collioke is not your favorite player in the world We just didn't NBC shoot with you in Jamal And you told Jamal Crawford That Luca is your favorite player to watch
Come on now Come on now You cannot switch it up now And that step is number two Nicole Yoke
She was nowhere in that list So you join the broadcast And you act in brand new Okay You can have multiple players
She is one of those people as multiple best friends Oh this might be FF This is my BFF That's my BFF How many goddamn BFFs do you have Caitlin
You can't have multiple favorite players To watch that's the word favorite Means the top No one else is in there Also Nicole Yoke is the best player in the world
You are right about that You are right about that The best selection You can't do that Bro, you can't do that
Bro Look how about this We'll be bad right after these minutes And we bad man bro I had to take a break bro
I couldn't stop laughing I need to break the laughing My sister because she's the biggest joker in the world Mine is the best basketball player in the world You did it come on man
Moving on though My boy Joker had a response Because he heard what Caitlin had to say And you know my boy got a response On the right man
Well he had to say Mr. Becker That fat looks good We had to say region That's what she said Big joke
He don't take that seriously We got the same agent That's why she said That agent's getting bread I don't think they got the same agent
I think my boy line You know like a liar But Moving on Whether you think he is the president
I think he is definitely top three
“I think SGA don't actually like that MVP in two or four”
Yes Because you came to know that greatness bro He been getting it done all year What you got for us Yeah, I think I'm looking for it right now
Okay, okay Agent see they have the same agency Hmm Not the same agent I like that
I like that Important Oh my god No see The rap
There's I don't know if you've seen it The Orlando magic played the rap There's the other day And my boy is I feel like Orlando magic bro I'd be wanting to believe in them so bad
But then they go out and lie about 5-3 They look goofy and losing the 5-3 Why didn't you even know? I don't know bro I think it's the pinstrips
For some reason I think it's the pinstrips Because it's reminiscing remind me of the good old days But during the game against the rap There's the rap There's went on a 31-0 run during the game bro
This thing Looking like you converse a Syracuse But what is going on in Orlando
Is this who they are or do they need to just get it together like you?
Oh I think it might be a little bit jemalmosly I think it might be a little palo A palo is just I don't know It's a clunky ass offense
I'm just going to say that
“The offense hasn't looked good the entire time”
There's moments where you feel like they can score And then they go 5-6-7 minutes And you're like This is hard to put my eyes on Like I want to close my eyes
While this is going on Like they've turned Desmond Bane Into a very up and down player They turn Kentucky They basically ruin
Kentucky is called well-pubs career Kentucky is called well-pubs coming off of Denver Coming off of Denver Casey P was like that guy He was like the 3-nd guy
47% from 3 Strap in your best player on the perimeter Everybody was like Damn Denver lost him This sucks so bad
He's so crucial
He gives the Orlando his careers basically like
Nobody's talking about Casey P anymore It's up My boy a Memphis with the The sweat car 12 phones right now They're trading in Memphis
So they're in right And we haven't heard and hide nor hear Of his production sense And like better watch out You're in Orlando and you're a shooter
“Like that's what's going to happen to you as well”
Somebody needs to put Anthony Black in charge of this team You like Anthony Black But you be bringing his ass It'd be random time We would be chilling watching the fight
Dave Powell and Anthony Joshua Don't know Anthony Black Up to right now Well yeah I think the magic can get it together
I think this is just a blip in the system They're for sure on exit Yeah I'm for sure They're for sure on exit I don't know there's going to be major changes
You gave up you gave up four for sure on picks And then your first run exit You cannot do that Now moving on Brad to stand in the east The next put down another close one
Against the thunder yesterday But at the same time To me seeing cat go out there And little so pedestrian bro Fifteen points, twelve points
You're laughing at three rebounds Brad I don't know Brad I'm trying to believe in the next
“But they're making it hard for me to do so Brad”
I don't know what you think about them boys I think you're right I think it's It's a lot harder To say that something that's happening
And the regular season Is not going to Continue to persist in the postseason It's hard It's like even harder to imagine a world
Where you just get Significantly better in the postseason And then you are in the regular season It's the opposite
Right like this is an amazing regular season team
And in the postseason They're going to drop down a little bit Because it's a seven game series Everyone is game planning for you They're scheming
And it's a whole other ball game It's almost a totally different sport It's very rare that a team is better In the postseason In that other sport
And like if there was a team that I would bet on To not get better in the postseason Then they are in the regular season It would be any Mike Brown led team I want to take a second and drink in
The intricacies How she wove that story Around the drumhead And then just put it all together Like bruh
And that's why I don't trust on boy Look I said it's I said I'm almost the same thing But she said it in a way that's elegant And it's going to make let you know exactly
Show her she show her work basically And that's why you see that's why That's why I do it Literally Because when I ever believe in Mike Brown
Yeah It's a thesis
It's Mike thesis paper on why I never will believe in Mike Brown
I also think like Carl Anthony towns and Mike Brown Are not a good fit And it's only a matter of time Before it's either me or him
Kind of a thing And I don't know who me is And I don't know who him is And I don't know who the team is going to choose But I'm going to tell you this right now
Like there's tension there Because he's not putting cat in the right spots to succeed Because we keep bringing up How pedestrian cat is Is like cats getting cooked more on defense than he ever has
And it's like cats always been about a defense But like you have to protect him And Mike Brown's like I'm going to leave you out there on that island Right
So I'll start and look The way that that button playing bro He is not the him I know that little cat he is not the him And Mike Brown can't call him to him either
This is bro and bro I don't know if it's bro or bro But moving on man
Let's get to a little segment that we like to call
Boy boy stop Boy stop
“I've been saying how the riffs can kill him”
I'm saying how the riffs can kill my ass
Excuse me part of me They can kill my black ass Oh I'm going to get a more gentle but it did not I got less gentle
Right Bro at the end of the past This guy in the other night Did you see Jay Huff in the huddle The coach was coaching him up on how to fly
By the end of this get this file My boy got this file call With 0.1 seconds left on the clock Roll it means Rebecca Wow
Boy I know you lie He got to the free throw line That's true Meets both for the down free throws
That's how it's done Bro that's how it's done You think it It's this tanky Just say that's it
That's how it's done
It is a good case of tanking bro
I don't know Listen Rick Carl how's got the league on his ass Okay, so you got to find unique ways to make it look like you're trying to compete and you lost the game Because as this was going on
“I was like what the hell is Jay Huff trying to go to the free throw line for?”
They know good and well they're trying to be the worst team in the league. This is how it's done. This is masterful This is truly Picasso levels Of creative thinking in terms of how to tank because what is the league going to say?
What's the league say you intentionally got fouled and flopped so that you could try to win the game against the clippers? Hmm I'm sorry sometimes you just missed free throws He's a big man and it doesn't even look so blue I mean come on back rim
Clankers, but Wow I'm so impressed Bro, I'm talking about yes, you right That's a great tank and job but at the same time
The referees Man making that call in the clutch like that man Unfortunately a little like this who said shengun got into it
We and we always got her back
But since you can't make that call Better right now Let her right now for sure The refs are at a pocket for that call As for your rap pocket
But Rick Carlisle Boy go Boy go head on You go boy You go boy
We see you Rick We see you We see what it is That's just not checker
“You know what else I saw over the weekend bro”
That's why I want this jersey This is triple on times right now The women's Michigan team final four You got an old man Come on man
You think that Michigan Women's is going to beat Texas today Come on man Yeah, I don't know what's going on We got money on everything
But at the same time You right bro Texas is looking good look I'm a book like she's going crazy But at the same time
Michigan boys and my boy did this jersey It itself Jalen Rose bro Did you see my boy Jalen Rose on Toby With his acting debut bro
I did not I need to see Rebecca I don't care if this is 10 minutes Play it all
Let's go They got my boy daughter No Shout out to Toby Toby's paying people their bread
Not gonna lie Toby can't but hey Sag after a name Don't guys No
I'm going to play it right Look what I'm holding right I'm going to play it right Cry Not overwired is it out?
Little right No No No Oh man
Yeah Yeah Oh man SIR Jalen Rose
SIR SIR Can you please rewind that last part again Just a last part We got the news
SIR I mean you sure this is not a comedy Is that a comedy right? This is like kindergarten caught Oh my god
It's amazing We lost We lost Oh my god Oh
Jalen Rose I come in to bread You got out there and you try to be a bread You already know But boys stop
It'll take time just keep trying
Bro
Boys stop to the producers
The squirrel Y'all did not have to keep that tank right there Y'all could have told my boy a bread Let's do that one over Just tone it down a little bit
Like Tone it down a little bit It was also like a little bit They didn't have another camera You know
It was just It's like oh we can't We don't have another camera They can just zoom in on Jalen's face Right right
So we have to have him make so much noise They know The audience knows he's really going through it But it's really like on us Because we have one camera
Because it's to be All right The boy about one red camera But they like we got one camera We're going to zoom between y'all
When he starts screaming, he's out of mood
Also like you can't just take another take
And show Jalen from the other side Just run the camera around And then patch him together
“I really think they probably looked at that”
And said By George we got us All right We got us one Moving on bro
Did you see my girl Oh my goodness Miss Grand Thailand I guess this is a section of the Beauty competition where everyone gives the camera
A little bit seductive dance And like Be why They're quote on look Beauty content is going crazy
I don't know I don't know how to anybody I don't know what they got going on 25 million views This has got to be good
But look at my sister Break out her version of a seductive dance Rowlet, Mr. Becca I love this My favorite
You got to see everything Get a girl Got it Why did she find your whole loop I'm loving this
She's the coolest person I've ever seen in my entire life She said out there at night And was like listen I got an idea I know I'm not winning this thing
“We're about to go crazy on the final set”
Bro I'm leaving here with someone She goes back up dancer in no time Bro I love her so much
Bro Like all you other ladies I don't know who won But she is the winner in my book Bro
Sister I don't give a damn Y'all gonna see that She's my little brother You should do that
Let me put this song Up to it Turn the song Turn the music off Mr. Becca
Turn the music off I'm about to play this And see if it sounds good with it
You got a whole one second
Hold on one second Miss Grand Tyler We love you I love you I love you
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
I love you I love you Hold on I love you I love you
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
I love you I love you I love you She's Jenny from the bar She's Jenny from the bar
- What happened to you, Chien? - Yeah, I already know, man. - Look, didn't know, Ms. Grant, I land. We are maybe your biggest supporters. You've welcomed on the alley, who in the time, you wanna pull up on this bro. (laughs)
- I don't know what she's gonna do or what she's gonna say, but she's welcome. - Right, but for the folks who was labeling her, because the competition didn't, they didn't, they didn't smile on that, they frowned upon it as they be doing. Labeling it as a masculine dance, boy stop the y'all, brothers, man.
Last video, before we get up out of here, man. My boy, GP, two, man, snatching. He snatched my boy head, man, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. (dramatic music) - I'm brother.
(dramatic music) - Bro was wrong with the man, right? (dramatic music) He just snatched that man head, man for no reason, bro. Like, this might be just just funny as J. L. Rose
at the day of Uber, 'cause it's like, he only wanna fight, you ain't try to slap that man. You just ain't the head, man, bro. - It was almost like the basketball version of snatching somebody's chain.
- Right, bro, like, oh my god. As a head, man, kind of sore myself, bro, I promise to God, anybody out there, please do not walk up on me and snatch my head, man. I promise to God, I'm gonna think you're trying to kill me
“and I'm gonna defend myself, sorry, that's how you need an over.”
But get your band join your brother. You, sir, are a joke or boy, stop putting that man head, man. Like that, bro. - It's a dance move. - But, man, that's just been a one of the best.
- He's not, he didn't do anything about it either. Why did Zekna, Zekna, she acted like nothing happened. - That's what I'm saying, bro. To me, that's the ultimate sucker. Like, he pumped them out,
because you're not gonna snatch my head, man,
I don't leave it, at least give you the old.
You better be glad you're my home by Gary.
Clothing it, go up. He gave him the, oh, shoo, nothing to see here. - The only reason this would not be out of pocket is Zekna, she was out of headbands,
“and before the game, he asked Gary, could he borrow one?”
And Gary's like, yeah, let's you borrow one.
And then they get in a scrum. Gary's like, give me my fucking headband back. - It's like, there's some crazy f***, give me my headband. This is my headband. - All right, that's the Zekna, how they do you two
in front of the holes.
“They'd be like, bro, you give me the hand.”
My shirt look good on you, brother. (laughing) - Did you see it? (laughing) - Well, yeah, man, thank y'all so much for joining
another episode of the Adley Oof.
As always, thanks to Mr. Becka, Donahue,
and the Distinguished Jillin, you got to know any last words since. That was so spot on, you knew you were incredible today. (laughing) - Yo, as, made me fall out my chair three times,
rest of the new record, and you got 15 yards. (laughing) Well, yeah, man, thank y'all so much for tuning in without y'all who the hell are we. And catch us this Friday on the DLS channel.
Same bad time, same bad channel. - And catch us on Wednesday live on DLS for our
“semi monthly hit, but I think it's the second week”
in a row that we're doing. But find us there as well. - Ooh, got 'em out that one. - Lucky. - Andrey.


