- I thought it crazy here.
Is that what I'm looking at my sister? - That's a crazy eye. - It was a crazy eye.
“Oh, oh, that's how you turn the bottle right there.”
- That's the deep, oh. (upbeat music) - Welcome back, man. I am the kid, you, you, goddy.
Join by my sister, Tristan Crick as always.
How you doing, sis? - I like being the kid as well. - Also, I am also the kid. - The kid, Tristan Crick. Ooh, KTK, you got to know that, man.
So little everybody, look, it's four, four day weekend in Atlanta. So we are here to turn it all the way up, man. So please excuse my energy if it's a look to how today, but I'm getting in the zone.
- By the way, how come Portland doesn't have a 503 day? - It's a 404 day. We don't have no 503 day and doesn't New Orleans have 504 boys. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - For sure, you will be here.
- No 503 day, we lay mass, white ass, and we do celebrate
“Juneteate though for show, since I was a little kid.”
- They got to know, man, and make sure you wait, you're blitting proof vests in New Orleans 504 day. You got to know that if you know, you know. - But your bullet proof vests go ahead and get it now, 'cause 504 days come in just right around the corner.
- You got to know, and blue flame is available right now, on your iTunes, Spotify, wherever you get music, we're going up this weekend for 404 days. Neither here nor there, because this weekend is also super filled with a lot of madness, man.
Final four men and women. Who do you got since, the picture we got, Michigan against who you come, or no Michigan. - Michigan and Arizona, and then you come versus, Illinois.
- Illinois, salute the story, I could face J.R. You got to know who you pickin', says who you got. - I'm goin' UConn, Arizona. By the way, I did tell everyone to not stop believing in Dan Hurley and that this UConn team,
offensively was good enough to go to the final four and make it to the national championship game. I think they will go to the national championship game, and I think they just barely, barely, barely lose the Arizona. I hate even saying that, but listen,
Dan Hurley versus Tommy Lloyd, we'll see. We'll see what Tommy Lloyd has up his sleeve. We'll see whether he's got winning up his sleeve. I haven't seen him make it past the elite eight. So we'll see what kind of sprinkling he's got.
- Look, bro, I actually am on the other side of that, because as awesome as Arizona is, co-opete, freshman, they let by come with freshman. So I don't know, I liked that. UConn has that crazy in their eyes,
as well as that experience in their back pocket. So I'm choosing, my dog crazy here. Is that what I look at my sister? - That is a crazy dog.
“- Crazy, that's how you turn the ball over right there.”
- That's the debo. - I'm going with UConn, man, because it's just crazy against regular, and I'm going crazy. - All right. - On the side of that right. - I hope you're right.
- Michigan. - I got UConn. - Yeah, I got UConn, beaten South Carolina. - Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, like how you did that.
We're going women's first.
Okay, women's, you converse in South Carolina. You got them huskies. - Yep, I got UConn, beaten South Carolina, and I got UCLA, beating Texas, but I don't feel good about it.
And I got UConn, winning it all in a close one. - Damn, see, I got Texas getting the job done against UCLA. - I can see that. - I can see that. - I can see that.
- I can see that. - I can see that. - I can see that. - But just because of the squad they got, bro. If they all lock in and say, you know what, Lauren, Benz,
not tonight, they got a chance, you got to tell her not tonight. - I really, uh, Judeo, you feel like Madison Booker has a unique opportunity for branding right this second. Based on what you just said, and her logo, when she comes into the league, she literally be an angry book.
- Ooh, ooh, Harry Potter. - Yeah, we're a little feet on the book with this man. His angry book, mad books. - Come on man, mad books and reading is fundamental. Go straight to the kids without one too, man.
Yeah, get your mad books right now. You think you want to be like, man, books? Yeah, I like that. Unfortunately, I got a kind of a grieber. UConn, girls, man, no Huskies.
They look at two invisible, man.
I'm right with diet, as always.
I'm going to choose USC just because here we are, but I don't know what that's gives me. AZ foot, man, like they just got it going sad or strong. Best player. Maybe in college, best ball history, in my treatment.
- No, I think she's going to go down as the best.
She doesn't want to say it.
“She doesn't want to be compared to fish.”
She doesn't want to be compared to Brianna Stewart. She doesn't want to be compared to Maya Moore. But she will be, 'cause you're talking about a sophomore when an ace mid player of the year. She's going to win it three times in a year.
She's going to win it three times in a row. Just like Brianna Stewart did. She's a legend. She's going to go down to the Hall of Fame. She's going to be one of them ones.
But they need to stop playing around with those over inflated basketballs 'cause they made her layups look like bricks. - Don't break layers. Looked up, MTV, rocking, it's hot. There's no long story short.
I got you, Conn, losing against Michigan if they play them. If they play them. - They win in a national championship, but the crazy eyes. The crazy eyes aren't enough to get it done over Dusty May. - No, I got Dusty May in them boys, man.
And boys looking too unstoppable, man. Michigan, or Yaxo, London, young, Dunn, Dunn, Dunn, Dunn. However, you say it, my boy, but he bought 30 years old. Let's just be a start there. But it's not for real, though.
For real, though. - Check it out when it's time. But moving on, man, to the lead, 'cause the playoffs is right around the corner when she comes, man. Who do you got in these playing,
turning style victories, blottery situations? I don't know how they doing that move forward. But who do you got sneaking into the playoffs and actually making noise? Because in my opinion, in the East is a little bit more
easy to make a little noise than the West. You did, what you think it says?
“- Well, I think what I wanna know is if it stays”
the way it is right now, then you've got a situation where the Hornets have to play the Celtics,
if they beat the Raptors in that first game.
They move up to the seven, they play the two. I think that's actually a non-perferable route for the Hornets. So if I'm the Hornets, I would rather play the pistons who have actually been playing pretty good ball without Cade, but you're getting, like you said,
these throwaway games where B-ball balls put in up 20 plus. - Hey, best of luck. - You got, we got home from St. John's, Dainus, which I think I call them Dannus
before Dannus Jenkins, and like what are we gonna have? And a half court situation, and in a playoff situation, seven game series, check ball. So I think for me, it depends on who the Hornets get in the first round, but if it's one eight,
I'm gonna go Hornets to maybe make a little bit of noise, and maybe push this thing to the limit. I also think the Cavaliers better watch that ass. - Oh, oh, wait, yay, 10 hard. - Watch that ass, Caves, because here's the deal.
I don't care whether you have private chefs and gluten-free, dairy-free, private little orders that Dannus and Mitchell said is the reason that he stayed and clearly, if you know you know. Little sprinkle some sauce on them.
Here's the deal. 17 of 19 wins for the Atlanta Hawks.
Nikkello, Alexander Walker, looking like the second
coming of his cousin, shade, geologist, Alexander, Dyson Dannus, defensive player of the year last year, most improved player, one of those kids that you think. Wow, I don't wanna see him. You've got all kinds of mischief that the Hawks
are up to with Jalen Johnson and his power and his scoring prowess. This is just a tight squad.
“And I think Cleveland needs to get their stuff”
and check because they are considered a soft team. Hmm. And ATL, shout out to you, you better go to these games, Juju, 'cause I'm telling you, it's gonna be up. - Bro, speaking of up, you already know
Luke Kornette's trying to stop the show, but as we all know the same, one week and I'm starting to know a show, man. My boy's sitting there, he's out yesterday Atlanta Hawks, man.
So Luke, did you get me mine? - I mean, I pre-ordered it before I knew that was even the problem. So I did not get secure just yet. But I'm a fine journalist.
All right, I ordered it before Luke Kornette got on all that BS, but it's a little too Atlanta. I feel like that's the vibe, 'cause people in the city were like, "Well, we gon' see a Seattle hoodie, man."
NBA taught 'em like that, but Yang Yang, man. So yeah, I like what Atlanta is doing right now. The city is 100% alive. The city is 100% behind the house. Girl thought that when I'm in the circle,
even if it's a little, make it jump like a hurdle. You got to know, if you're moving on to the West, man. Is there anybody in that West that bottom of that West that can make any noise when it comes to, maybe going against the likeers?
Maybe going against, though they don't wanna see the spreads in order to thunder in my opinion. But who would have to get anybody shot at me? - I don't think anybody wants to see the spreads
or the thunder, what I will say,
When we see the peak of the clippers,
they are dangerous.
We saw it against the nuggets in the round one
of last year's playoffs. Took the nuggets to seven, probably should have won that series.
“I think Darry is Garland and Benedict Matherin”
are really nice, one, two, punch. - Yeah. - Obviously, Kowai is playing some of the best basketball, maybe the best basketball of his career. And it doesn't really matter what they did
in terms of at the trade deadline, losing all those players, like losing Zubatch. But John Collins has given you effective minutes, giving you 9 for 13, you got Derek Jones, Junior Athletic Wing, you got a lot of the,
Brooke Lopez is kinda starting to like, find back his rhythm again.
Now that he's, now that Zuh is back,
I mean, he's gone 28 points for Ben Matherin against the bucks, seven for 10 from the field. I'm not saying they're gonna be able to beat, okay, see, or the spurs, which I do not think, is a possibility, but they get, take 'em six.
- Yeah, I like that, that 'cause you write for a band, just to me kills them just a little bit edgeier personality. Somebody's willing to go in that pain and get the file, like Jimmy Butler did with the heat.
So yeah, I definitely like that pit for sure. If anybody can do it, it's them. And when I say do it, it's go to six. (laughs) Moving on, man, the nuggets that I'm put on
a seven-game win streak right now. Also, breaking those, the Joker is averaging a triple double in the year of the Lord,
“in 2006, you did, is that enough to sway any voter?”
I know it's crazy, but I know we got Joker for tea, but can any voter be swayed from SGA at this juncture?
- To me, the answer is no.
I hate it. I don't think we really have a full handle, do you, on MVP as a whole. What does it mean? Is it the best player on the best team?
Is that what it is? 'Cause that's to me feels kind of like, not really most valuable player. - No, you're right. - You know?
And so, I think Yokech, if you put Yokech on any team, he raises the full four and the ceiling by 25 games or so. I mean, you're just talking about a guy who does everything, offensively, and defensively, he's not bad. You can get your multiple steals.
He can strap up a little bit. But I don't think Jay's gonna be able to get it pulled from his fingertips just based on the way that he's playing down the stretch of games and the clutch situations. He's having the most efficient performance,
pretty much of his career.
“I think he's shooting like 55, 56% on Tuesdays.”
He's defensively, he's still a menace, and you can't really give him a hard time because the way that they've comprised that roster, everybody's really good defensively. But he's also very good defensively.
- It's Aclebra and, like you said, I saw the thunder continue to kick ass without SGA. I saw the spurs continue to woo pass when we'll be went down. I saw the nuggets look like they shouldn't be anywhere near the playoffs when Joker got hurt during this season.
Aside from the NBA MVP conversation in the playoffs for Sight, if we gon' get this side of Jamal Murray, if we gon' get this version of Cam Johnson, that Abra take the ball to the down hole, I won't want to face the nuggets in the playoffs, man.
Like, who do you fear them? I mean, outside of one and two, who do you fear the most on that west because the nuggets, I don't want to see them, Brad, for some reason. Don't want to see the nuggets, Jiu-Jiu,
you're right about that. And I definitely don't want to see the Timberwolves if I'm gonna make it. - Oh, yeah, yeah, I forgot. Healthy rest of Ant-Man, too, right now, too.
- Listen, you know, and he just, like, was like your team. Poop, he just poop, poop, poop, poop, clarity, Lakers 9 and 1 in their last 10. I think they're 15th defensively in the last month. Offensively, Lucas doing all kinds of crazy shit.
- Salute. - But at the end of the day, who sent the Lakers home packing last year? - Damn. - Is it just me or was that the Minnesota Timberwolves?
- Quickly, too. We was in New York watching the game one, like, what the? (laughs)
Are we watching the new day?
'Cause I believe you, like, Brad,
“it's something about winning lights out of brightest.”
Ant-Man, it's a different Ant-Man. We're gonna Ant-Man gonna play with y'all's our season, man. He might shoot when he's not supposed to. He might do this or whatever. But then play y'all's Ant-Man.
I don't know, but are you right? I don't wanna see 'em. - You know what? And also real quick, not the shift too much back to the east. - Yeah.
- But Nick Sixer's first round is gonna be fire.
- Mmm. - That's low key. - One of the best matchups. I was at Nick Sixer's two years ago. - Ooh. - And saw the Tyreys Maxi game,
where he ended up scoring a bajillion points in the last eight seconds of that game and sent them home for the night. And made Madison Square Garden go up in emotional flames. - The second's left in game five. Maxi fire, he's gone out.
- And there's seven and three in the last 10. Paul George is finding his flow Tyreys. Maxi, V.J. Edgecom, a Joelle M.B. A healthy Joelle M.B. We do not want to see if we're the next whatsoever.
“At all, and I think he's preparing himself”
to be there for the playoffs. The last time we saw Joelle M.B. he was a plus 33 on the floor, 35 points three for three from the field, eight for nine from the free throw line, six rebounds, seven assists, and a block.
- That Joelle M.B. is making my ground have nightmares. - Right, and people forget last time in the playoffs when the next got the better of them. My boy had bills, piles in man, half his face didn't work. It was a lot going on, and he still was out there in one hand.
- Dude, and it looked, you're right, you just looked rough. He was like, "Damn, you could not even see at a one eye, his whole face was drooping." His leg was messed up. He was out there on one arm, one leg, giving him the business.
- And you got a determined P.G right now. Come on, what put up, 39? I mean, I guess against a wizard, so we got an extra extra. But 39 is 39, and in today's NBA, so yeah, I won't want to see them in front of the next either,
because they don't want to see it. But before we move on to a couple videos, man, I also like to just announce him, just make it plain to the audience that this matters so much. Our sister, Audi Crux, has entered the transfer portal.
What does that mean for the lady's support, sis? One year left on the edge of the building, but she couldn't use the HLM on the F. And, and Jeju, the crazy thing is 10 confirmed in the transfer portal out of Iowa State.
- Audi. - Addy, Millie, reased. - Ben Reagan, it's like a P.D. Pablo song over here. - Jada, Freya, Alisa, Kenzie. - Ben, why did he put him in that list like that?
“- Right. - Audi, Addy, Millie, you know what I mean?”
What do we do in Ro? - Jada, Freya, ha ha ha. - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. I might have to mash that up. - For so bad, but moving on bad, to a segment,
we like to call, boy, stop, boy, stop. (laughing) At 41 years old, you think I wanna do that shit? (laughing) Random ass Thursday.
- I'm not like the first guy you even talked about in India.
Like we all like, you guys have to move. - Let's go over to Nashville, you got the Vanderbilt over there, you got the fuck ass car, you got a stadium, don't you got a hockey team, too? - Yeah, friends.
- You're trying to do that, you got everything. - Doesn't look like Leifron's gonna be on the Thursday any time soon, so Chris, like fans out there. - Yeah, they know. (laughing)
- They're only chances in 2003 they're won the lottery. (laughing) I might have pulled up, you lied, man, you ain't. And not showed up. - You would have pulled an E-Light on a phone
that they was driving. Look, bro, it sounds crazy in certain angles. Well, my boy, I've been here real, right? What you can think about, it's very similar to Brian, man. Just fuck, right?
It's just the later fly.
- First and foremost, I've got brothers in Memphis
that are probably sick about this. - Yeah. - Because if that's not an indication that they're at least considering move that (beep) out of Memphis, I don't know what is. But this tells me, Judeo, that when LeBron retires,
- Yeah. - We're gonna get E-Light content from him.
- Yeah, of course.
- This version is, I was captivated.
I could have watched that entire round of golf if he's talking like that. - Right, we're all in some mobile phones. - He came for it. (laughs) - Right, and when he said, 'cause this is how you know
he was being the Joker. When he said, don't they have a hockey team? I was like, okay, my boy, my boy playing, right? But hey man, look, salute, okay. If I had to deal with what he got to deal with
on a daily basis, which is DeAndre, Dam, Dominate, and throwing lost to my boy. Did you see the last love, he threw the, "DeAndre, Dominate, Michigan, and I did see it this morning, and we got to run that back."
(upbeat music) - Oh, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, everybody, why don't even think that was possible, but, the brunt to my boy, I lost, and he caught it
by the rim for the listening audience,
and everybody that's so kind of labor. - Inches from the rim. (laughs) - Later, bro. I found the brunt, I'm like, y'all,
I'm not doing this on Tuesdays either, man, and laying a little eyebrow, bro. - Some of these as the brunt, have you ever seen an airball lob, like, no, they caught it, they didn't not catch it, he caught it,
and then just threw it through it, through it to nothing, through it to the ground. - Bro, airball alley-oop is nuts, bro, like, to be like converted, 'cause he converted that motor truck, like, yeah, that's a great question.
If you're gonna pull up on the brunt, and you listen to this, and you got Lakers access, come, bro, have you ever seen this? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you'll go viral.
- And why is it dominating, just dunking the ball?
Like, this is this, (beep) just put it, you're 70 feet tall, you're speed 'em all wrong.
“- We're like, what put up with 'em brown braids, bro?”
I said, you know what, no expectations, I'm straight. He got it, but what plan, man? What would I, man? - The Washington Wizards, bro, defaults, they try to throw that hand at April Fool's Jokes, and boy did it go over Ashley,
Mr. Buckel, rode that brown, being footage. - This is the one, no. Jackson, it's all on you. This might be history if you get this done. - Blind photo.
- For 10. - But when blind photo at the free throw line, I mean, I had to have court line. - Oh, my. - He missed it, ladies and gentlemen.
They're like, he won't. (laughs) - It is kind of wrong how they did our boy. - Well, what thing he did got 10 bands? Rest on rest on rest, rest on rest on rest on rest.
- 100 bands, hit me bands, 100 bands. - It is, come on. - You didn't see it. - We've all got a check in everything.
“And what the hell is it, let this mess got doing here?”
- All right, take a look at the screen for the replay. That was crazy. - Oh, show my battery play. - You go on. - Oh no.
- I can see you. - It doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't go in. - Oh, oh, oh. - Look, bro. Have you ever seen somebody crash out on the mascot?
Look at us, I promise to God, this different thing, for some reason, I don't already mascot. The different thing that mascot being here is pissing me off most.
So as soon as you make that announcement, I'm going in his (beep) no matter what. (laughs) - What were you doing? - What are you doing?
- What are you doing? - Truly, what are you doing here? - Just to play with me, 'cause clearly, you didn't want to catch the damn wizard's name, man. What would you do if they put you in that position, bro?
It's tricky, you want a 10 bands, let's see it back. (laughs) - I don't think I would have even done anything with these jokers on April 1st. You can't even get me in the capital one.
Last time I tried to go there, I'd use you, it was a drama rant day, and 15 minutes before the game, they ruled them out. And I had already bought tickets, court side, and then I had to just go out there
and watch God knows who play basketball. I think it was like, can you walk in? (laughs) - Can you walk in?
“- What's the key to laughing with that, man?”
(laughs) - I want the hell. - I want shine living, standing in the boy. It was like, it was like, for real, they had sat, jaren, they had sat, jaw,
and they sat, Desmond Bane, and I'm out there watching, like, Jake Lorevia and Kenny Loften get buckets on, whoever on the wizards, and I'm like, "Oh, this was a mistake, this is a bad mistake."
- That's the saddest story, what a saddest one I've ever heard, bro. My dad was like, she would court side for 48 minutes of San T. Audama, bro.
- No, it was, and San T.
and Stephen Adams was on that team,
and I'm like, I'm literally close enough to say, Stephen Adams, they cannot guard you, just go up in a bam on them. He's like, "What the hell?" - The damn wizards after the receivers,
so was bad last online. No phone, no put out of the apology. And I don't give it down. I'm wiping my ass with the apology. I don't care what it says.
How about that, the wizards? You are great, awesome, I really know that. - All our benefits were in on the joke. Our fans are our priority. The wizards continuing to be the wizards,
even on April Fool's. - Exactly, on April 2nd,
y'all were putting out of apologies, man.
And I don't believe you, how about that? Let me talk to the fan, 'cause I feel like y'all got sleigh, him a couple of hunders after was out over on some eye. - Hey, say you were in on this.
All right, he got 800, 800 and 35 dollars. - Lastly, I thought this was an April Fool's joke. My boy, Jay Cole is back, he a dick. (laughs) He has signed with Mr. Becker,
“do you want a minor reading the name of the team he's buzzed?”
Sign with it. - What's the name? - Gotta be kidding me, let me see him. - Uh, okay. - Oh my goodness, I wait as long as I wait for as long as he's taken.
For y'all to figure out the team name because-- - Oh, okay, now this is wrong. This is where you're gonna make me say this? Matter of fact, matter of fact, Mr. Becker, I'm gonna save you, 'cause I just realize I ain't gonna make you walk it to that trap.
(laughs) The reason I thought it was April Fool's joke, Jay Cole has signed with the Chinese leagues, monkey kings. - Nanjing monkey kings. - Yep.
- Don't you lined her up, that was bad. Nanjing monkey kings, 'cause I'm sorry. Maybe I'm uneducated on Chinese basketballies.
“- But the name of that team is nuts, what is happening?”
And it gets up well on the jersey. - Also, it's nuts that Shamshiranya broke that news. How, who told them, hey, I would like you to roll out and tweet the Jake Cole as signed with the monkey kings. It's like, I don't get to stop playing on my phone.
- Stop exactly, stop playing with me, Shamshiranya. Is that Lucas' doing again? What's in he read the play for, man? Because I know Dan will hit on play for them. (laughs) But hey, maybe I gotta say, maybe I'm uncoastered.
It maybe that means something totally different over there. You did it. So I'm gonna come in my boy, Jay Cole, fucking team with his passion. (laughs) But China, boy, stop on a team name, man.
- Boy, stop. - And that's gonna do it, man, for another episode of that alley. Ooh, thank you, I was so much for joining.
Thank you as always to Mr. Beckard.
Daniel, and I, boy, Dylan, the distinguished. - And Dylan. - Yeah, come on, man, the distinguished gentleman as we call him, as well as, thank you for all of you guys for listening without y'all, who the hell are we?
Any last words on the way out, Chester? - Lakers, you better get it together. How much you about to have to pay Austin reasons? Not gonna take his player contract down at the paying 45 million good luck with that.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. (laughs) Three snaps in Z4, that wasn't Z, huh? Here we go, bam. (laughs) Never miss me, Zoro. And, come on, man, blue frame available right now.
Yeah, I tell 'em, please, go support the kid. Check us out again, this, oh, no, no, no. This Friday, we on the Nebula Talk Show page, baby. But on Tuesday, we gonna be at DLS,
“who's man on YouTube, tell 'em the rest of the info, sis?”
- Yeah, at L-Upsho.com, go to the DLS, YouTube, go to dance, YouTube for tomorrow for today, right after the show, actually. And, you do the same bad time, same bad channel. Without y'all, who the hell are we? And we'll see you next time.
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