Hour 2: Pitbull Faces The Music

I'm saying, you can say that you're a hero.

“You're a master of the club, right? But you don't understand.”

Exactly. The man is jealous. He's a master of the club. He's a master of the club. He's a master of the club. That's right. He's a master of the club. He's a master of the club. Now, let's try it out. [Music]

[Music] There are several MLB stats worth looking at from the season thus far. The Tampa Bay race hit 35 singles in their first three games. That's the most singles in the first three games of a season since the 1952 Dodgers. Dan's race. The Dodgers had 38 those three games. That's right. 75 years since a team opened the season with so many

singles. It's incredible. You know, the marlins have the third best record in the national league since June 20th

the last year. Sandial Contra. That's a good stat. Hold on. They thought he was going to say after three games. Me too. It's a trick. No, it's the best. They're tied for the best. It is just them, the Yankees, the Dodgers, the Blue Jays, and the Brewers, who are three now. There are some folks saying they have that they have the best one, too. Sandial Contra and Ayurie Perez are the fourth pair of marlin starters to open the season with back to back starts at the least seven innings the others.

Kevin Brown and John forget 1996. Ryan Dempster and AJ Burnett, which is broken. Yeah, I was one year old.

“Ryan Dempster and AJ Burnett. That's why it confused me in 2002. It's Mickey Mantell and Josh Beckett”

and Brad Penny in 2004. The NL East is the first division in MLB history to have all of its team start one and all. Let me say it again. The NL East is the first division in major league baseball history to have all of its team start one and all. That seems like such a ridiculously low bar across. John Birkin, Pog. No, no, no, no, that kind of Pog. Oh, my gosh. Tony, did you go?

You went? Did you finally go to opening day? Dan went to opening day was incredible. Wanted to

see Chris there? We didn't see each other even though I know he was in the building. I texted Jeremy to come by our section. He also did not respond that text. Wanted him to come over and hang on the camera, but went over with a friend of ours. Frank, he was there. Me and Frank, you were seen together. Elvis who got the guts to take it's incredible seats. We sat there, order and beers, having food all the sudden. I look up. It's a fifth inning. I'm like, what the hell?

What happened here? We, you know, click game Friday. We keep talking. We keep looking around. All right, seventh inning stretch already. What are we doing here? The fireworks, rock before I knew it. The game was over like two hours. It's like, we need the game to be slower. Not faster. If I'm in person, I want to get my money's worth. Oh, are we trying to nine by nine this year? The nine, nine, nine. We could try it. We could try it. I tried to get them a jet there,

but it was sold out by the time I got to it. What? Well, and people ran out of food about the

“sixth inning. What? I didn't do it. I guess I should have done it. You should have gone the first inning.”

What? How much is El Machete? My wife went to go. So I didn't see the price. So I cannot. But it's a giant. What is a case of deer or burrito? It's a two foot long case of deer with carne asada. Just a bunch of all the fixings. Yeah. These. Yeah. This is a startling to hear Tony years after I've been hearing for decades. We've been hearing baseball needs to speed up. It needs to speed up. Originally, the baseball poets would write their stories about

it's a game about going home again. And there are no clocks and isn't that charming. And then everybody's like, hey, I got to get home. I can't have this five hour game. It's the 15th inning. Nobody scored. Put a runner on second. Get let's wrap this up. Now you're saying it all moves too fast. Way too fast, right? So it was Frankie on the row. His boy, me, Lewis, Elvis, who got us to take

it's incredible. We're all there hanging out. Make, make, make Elvis happen. That's my guy. That's

my guy. That's my guy. We were seeing in a section where they were like, hey, you're ordering an app. They bring you food. They bring you whatever you want. You don't pay for anything. Like, you make it happen. Why do they do have to pay for it? So in all the sudden, well, yeah. Well, let's almost get some upfront upfront. You don't have to pay for while you're there. You just kind of give the guy a 10 scheme. Be like, hey, make sure you look off for tickets 72. That's us right here.

You're bringing 14, you know, 14 beers and three hotdogs. So with all that, it's like, we're doing our thing. We're going down. We're taking a shot or two. All of a sudden, it's like the games over. I got to leave. No, I can't leave. I need to get me five hours long. What are we talking about?

I mentioned that the San Francisco Giants, like historically, the most impotent offensive

start to a season in our most historic sport. They got shut out the first two games against the

Yankees. They scored a run in the third and afterward their manager. I don't know if you know this story, guys, but the the manager comes from a college baseball. Tommy Vatello, he is somebody who doesn't necessarily know the pace and rhythms of 162 games. So after they were shut out in their first two games, he's like, this is on me. I went too much fire and brimstone at the beginning of the season. We were tightened up a little bit. Do you buy for a second that this could possibly be on a

“manager? The fact that nobody's getting any hits in their first three games of the season?”

I kind of feel like, again, I am not a baseball expert. I just play what on TV, but I kind of feel like at the point that guy steps up to the plate and has a bat in his hands. The matter is done. It's an individual sport in the batter's box. It's the only place that that sport can be that individual in terms of its measurements. They do a good job of isolating performance in that sport

where you can basically scout a player in the minor leagues without ever watching him by just

looking at all of his numbers because the batter's box does such a good job of measuring individuals. But this is the one manager in the game who can't get away with that explanation after three games because he's an amateur. He is going so far uphill. baseball players don't respect the manager very much who hasn't played before. But if you haven't actually coached or managed at the major league level and then you do this after three games where you're like my fault

“on no we know it's not your fault. Skip like we know how this game works. How can this be your fault?”

But you're going fire and brimstone. You're revealing to us that before the season is already started. You went fire and brimstone when you're before you're playing the Yankees. It's just a textbook like college coach going to the pros, right? Like we talk about this in other sports often where that mentality of like being a hard ass on the players is, you know, it doesn't translate to the NBA in particular. We talk about that a lot more often where

you don't really ever see this in major league baseball. Having a guy come from a college baseball program to this and it's like whether it was good managing bad managing off the top and getting guys motivated the putting it on yourself after just a couple of games. It's like very strange behavior to react to two games at all. You could get swept in those first three games. You're going to just like, hey man, long season. There's a hundred and sixty two of these.

The one manager who couldn't do this. The one manager that can't put that in front of people is this man. The nationals won too. The one that's younger than Aaron Judge. Fair. What is he 29 years old? 33. 33. 33. Their president of baseball operations is 35 and their GM is 31. Three for reference, by the way. Three games in is the equivalent of having that statement after the first quarter of your first NFL game. Like a magic command, the quarter break and saying,

“not like that. That's what he just did. Yeah, it's not showing any perspective for the length”

of a baseball season. The other the other story, though, that I wanted to get into with you guys from baseball is the Philly's third baseman, Alec Baum. I don't know if you guys saw that he is suing his parents for millions of dollars because they have mismanaged his finances according to him. And I am generally innocent until proven guilty on all of these things, although it made me sad that a family would be fighting over these millions of dollars publicly. He's seeking three

million dollars of damages from his parents. But I went innocent until proven guilty until I got

to the last sentence of the story. And the report was his parents live in an RV traveling the country. And I'm like guilty. Yeah, it's unfair. I know it's unfair what I'm doing, but I did it anyway. Like that, that is what happened to me. I'm like, oh, that's suspicious behavior. You're wandering the country in an RV, put it on the pole at Levitard Show. Do you think the people wandering the country in an RV are more liable to steal from their major league baseball

playing son? Yes or no, then people who have a home that's not on wheels. I'm going the other way. I'm thinking they'd have a nicer home if they stole bunch of money. This is exactly how you get away with it. You live beneath your means and nobody knows you're stealing the millions of dollars from the account. I'm learning about the story right now. I'm just going to guess their white

There's something about college hoops this time of year where you tell yourself you're just going to casually watch one game. And suddenly your entire night is gone. That happened to me the other night. I was planning to say home and keep a game on in the background. Maybe pretend I wasn't checking scores every five minutes. Then a text comes in. We've got multiple screens set up.

“That's how they get you. So I said, yeah, I grabbed the pack of Miller light on the way a little”

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Let's do stuff. I mean we can't observations. In this time for it. I mean to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy. I mean we can observations is brought to you by Miller

Light. Legendary moments start with a light. Then we finally made it. The final four.

Illinois, Arizona, Michigan, and anyone but Duke. Thank God. Nothing gives me more joy than seeing them lose in the most embarrassing manner possible. I wrote this before I knew how we're going to do the show. I understand. Shout out to Carlos Booser. You raised the real one. There's a lot of pros who wouldn't do what Kaden Bewzer did. Not the eternal, but I'm in facing the music afterward. So that he sat down and answered the press and why don't we

face music? Got to face it. You got to turn away from the music, you got to face the music. And I might have to deal with capital punishment. Okay. We're on that in a second. Down down Miami. During ultra as like Zaz's algorithm come to life. Took a little stroll last night, guys. Talk to him. Yeah. What's rare? Was there a lot of toplessness here? Was it just because? No, there's a lot of drunken nudity around here this weekend.

More so than at any other time, you will never see this area filled with drunken nudity.

This is not the area. It's nudity with taste though. If you're going to be topless, maybe you wear like a like a floss thing. Just wait till the world cup. Also drunken is not the state of inebriation I would use to describe that crowd. Yeah. Famously, that demo doesn't

“really drink, which is why you got to wait till the world cup. My bad drunken. What's rare?”

A four-leave Clover or finding five black guys in Iowa versus Nebraska. Mighty White Game Guys. Oh, it's like holy shit. The time machine,

Remember when Colle's games used to put the players year and their majors on the screen? Pepperidge Farm remembers. I have no idea who these guys are. I used to relish that.

“I was like, hey, he's a sophomore. He's a computer science major, but really. How about that?”

Two theories for Face the Music, by the way. One is that performers had to overcome stage fright. Okay. And it was they had to literally... The orchestra fit. The orchestra fit. The other is that it comes from the military tradition, where when an officer is being cashiered or dismissed, they had to face the music the band as part of the dismissal process. They had a band when the dismissed. Play playing. I mean, so it's not that he got there.

It's good. Can you also note it up, Jeremy and give us later in weekend observations. He used been around the block. I'd like to know, is that street walking? Is that like what's around the block? Where does it come from? It's been around the block. Google Chrome updates a lot. What is that about? Every time I open Google Chrome, I was like, would you like to? I've been like, what do we do now? Just been a week, death, taxes, and Sean Miller choking in the lead eight,

fraud. I know this is a glass house type situation. But honestly thought number two for Texas, weaver was wearing a white headband. No. It took me a while to figure out like, oh, that's his hair. Look at Andrew luck coming through the paint there. Starts. He was good at work. Ring ring ring ring ring. Really? It's Fred Hoyberg, Dan. He says he's free this weekend if you want to get together. Four players on the court. We can't have four players on the court,

late in the game, Fred. I thought you knew this. SINFO episode 1951, Duke of Hazard, starring Johnny Knoxville, Jessica Simpson, Bert Reynolds, and Stiffler from American Pie. Wherever you get podcasts.

“I had a dream that I had two tickets to MTV unplugged presents in evening with Roscoe Dash.”

How are you? How are you? But it was there was a live orchestra play. - One, two, three. - And I was just like, who am I gonna invite to think with the one that you sleep so well to have? And like, your R.A.M. sleep must be so good

that you have all of these crazy-- - When R.A.M. instead of REM sleep, best American band, according to David Amishik. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey (singing in foreign language)

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And two guys would absolutely frequent the borrower's nest just to get served by Daisy Duke.

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Is it just me or does number eight for Texas look like Casser dunk in the tall, there's a side by side, it's him, well, that's him, and then let's get a picture of Casser dunk in the tall up there. Yep, same guy, little older maybe a little dirtier.

How is that show?

I've only watched the first episode.

- Excellent. It's excellent. It's better than House of the Dragon for me, because it's not trying to emulate the feel of Game of Thrones. It exists in the same universe, but it's more light-hearted.

- And also it ties in its relevance, so I love it. - You're out on Paradise, huh? - Oh boy, we'll get to that after the week and observations. That's, that's it. - I'd like to hear this one.

- That's a segment there. - And last episode of season one or season two. - Season two, I'm waiting for the final one to come on today. - There are three types of people in this world. People who love Duke basketball,

and people who can't stand Duke basketball, and I can't stand Duke basketball.

And the third, oh people in the upstream files.

- The trials and tribulations of being a zealus celebrity. Scott Storage was on my flight. When he boarded, he made eye contact with me, gave me the head nod, and I had not had back. And afterwards, I didn't realize, I didn't know

whether it was 'cause he recognized me, or 'cause he thinks that I recognized him. That happened to you, Dan, we're like, I know who you are, and you're like, okay, but like, did you know who I am?

- Yeah, that is something that happens to me a lot where people think I'm either my Golic or Jameriotic. - Jameriotic. - Jameriotic.

- Always funny. - Where's the man? - It's true, it happens.

- It's always fun, it's the eyebrows.

(laughs) - Then, these bike lanes have got to go. They've got to go. This weekend in Phoenix, I'm walking down third street. Third street used to be two lanes northbound,

two lanes southbound. They, a couple of years ago, they took away one lane each and turned them into bike lanes.

We want to save the environment. I'm like, I'm all on board on this.

“Even though it makes traffic worse on third street,”

but I'm on board. Let's give these people bike lanes. Let's make sure the bicyclists can ride safely. I'm making my walk down the sidewalk. I'm on my phone.

Guy on the bike says, get out the fucking way. - I've seen that TikTok channel. - I'm sorry, and I'm like, oh, my bad man, I was on my phone with my intention.

And as you don't pass, it's like, wait a second.

I'm on the sidewalk. There's a bike lane. We got rid of cars for you as whole. And you were telling me, get the fucking out the way. No, you get the fucking off my sidewalk.

- You're saying that now, though. You're the guy who walks away from the confrontation. It had some to say 24 hours later. - I didn't realize it. I didn't feel 24 hours later.

- You're saying you wanted to say that you didn't say anything. You just moved out of the way because I wasn't thinking because I was on my phone. - And you apologize. - I immediately got out of the way with an apology.

- Because 24 hours later, you're bold yelling all sorts of things. - And I was on my phone not paying attention. So the initial-- - We say that you're instantly in the wrong. - Exactly.

- Well, no, no, no. It feels like I'm instantly in the wrong. I automatically, oh my God, I'm not paying attention. Now, root of me until after he wrote Passies on a bicycle, he's going pretty fast.

I'm like, wait a second. I'm on the goddamn sidewalk and we have a bike lane. - This is not a good reflection on you. - No, all of this is not a good reflection on you. 24 hours later with you having something to say.

It was like a strong 30 seconds. I turned around and said, wait a second. Ask you, but you couldn't hear me at that point. - No, I was saved for the guy in the bike. He nicer.

- No, no, no, Roy. I don't care if he cussed me out if I was in the bike lane. - Ah, wood. - No, no. I'm in the bike lane.

It's like shark attacks. It's not a shark attack. You're in their place. But he came on to land and mess with me at the Cleveland. - That would be a shark attack.

- Imagine a shark walking up to you at the Clevelander and then biting you like, wait a second. This ain't your place. Get back over there. - I still think it's a shark attack.

- And you're in the war with a shark attack. - Why, you're trespassing. - That's why. - Also, get rid of these bike lanes. - But you don't deserve 'em.

They don't deserve 'em. They ride in the middle of the street. - And they'll be-- - They'll be on the sidewalk. - They'll be all over the sidewalk.

- Let them be all over the sidewalk. And that was Mad Max. - Put it on the pole, please, Jude Jew. At Levitar Show. Is it a shark attack or are you trespassing?

- 'Cause I'll tell you what. If it's me against him, I guarantee he's gonna get hurt before I walk. You gotta keep your balance. I'm standing up, buddy.

All I ever shove you. - And don't let it be me in a car. Oh my God, you know what they call it? vehicular homicide. They don't call it bicyclist homicide.

You know why 'cause no one's ever been hurt by a bike and let's say we're on a bike. Get rid of these bike lanes. Let's see how tough they are, assholes. Sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night

and write these down with the intention of fleshing them out later.

But then they never get flesched out

'cause I don't know what I was talking about. Case in point. But my note was, Tiger Woods, real one. What the hell is that going for there? Speaking of hell, our trials.

Those other weekend, obviously. - You don't remember? - I have no idea. - So you just, I woke up, I wrote it down. - Oh, this one's gonna be good.

And then I went back to sleep.

“- I think the editing of weekend observation”

should be such is if you don't know what that is, you don't bring it to weekend observation. - But it was pretty funny to try to imagine what the premise is. - Don't put it in.

- Why is Tiger Woods a real one? - I don't know. - Okay, this is not helpful. But this is notes by your bedside that don't deserve to leave your bedside

and be brought out onto the air. They should stay by your bedside if you don't know what that means. - If it was something very mundane and blasé, I would've left it out.

But because it was so silly. I was like, how could I have possibly gotten Tiger Woods real one out of whatever happened this weekend? - I was like this. - You don't know?

- No, we still don't know. And now we're all just wondering. - We're now wondering. - We can come up with a punch line. - Scott's storage is a good one.

- Well, man. - That's a good airplane. - Don't tell him. - Don't tell him. - How did you know it's Scott's talk today?

Have the glasses on? And I said, he did.

“- And what is your best guest on what happened there?”

Do you think he recognized you and gave you a head nod or he recognized that you recognized him and gave you a head nod? - I think it was a ladder. 'Cause I would've thought he would have said something.

Like, hey, so he thinks going the final four. That's how they usually do, right? When it's a famous person,

they never like come out and say unless it's Michael Jordan.

They never come out and say, "I love you, work, whatever." Michael Jordan did say that to me. But usually they'll just like-- - Like a Jordan?

- The NASCAR owner? - Yeah, I know it's great. ♪ You'll get me the road ♪ ♪ And it's on ♪

But like, for instance, I remember Tyson Beckford asked me like,

“"Hey, what do you think is the one that's adorable?"”

And I was like, "I don't know." I felt like I let him down. 'Cause I wasn't like on top of my NFL shit. I was like, "I don't know. I just looked at it."

I said a lot. - I'm sorry. Tyson Beckford said it in my lane. - I wish he'd asked you about the baby. You would have had all sorts of opinions immediately.

If he had been in your lane asking you basketball questions and about the baby's behavior at a Charlotte mix game. - Can we say unequivocally like we need to stop giving attention and I know I'm doing exactly that? Stop giving attention to the clown show in the stance.

- Hey, man, we don't go to your concert and then focus on, I don't know, lamello ball kind of like just interacting with everyone else. You guys see this this weekend? So the next play the hornets, the hornets won by a lot.

As a good win for the hornets.

And because it's the South, there are a lot of Nick fans.

All like Atlanta, Washington, here in Miami. That's a normal occurrence. You go to a Nick game at home here, but it's like most of the crowd of Nick fans. So he sat, court side as he usually does a bass on.

“And he was talking trash to all the Nick fans.”

All that sounded real quiet, whatever, 'cause the hornets were a big. But then he just keeps going and going and he's getting people to throw him jerseys and he's taking off a belt.

He's whipping the jerseys at the butt, which by the way, copyright infringement, right? That's not yours, right? And then at one point, he tears his, he's wearing a tank top in this video.

He tears it, Hulk Hogan saw. I don't know about like pretending to tear it. Completely tears it. And it's shirtless for a strong like 20, 30 seconds. Just send it to talking trash before he starts

to slowly put on a shirt. Why still talking trash?

Those people were so annoyed by him.

You saw nothing, but people not enjoying their NBA basketball because of this annoying person wandering around. It just like, and I know what people are gonna say, like, oh, I mean, you're just salty. But I'm like, I don't care who wins or loses the game.

The hornets player seem to be, for the most part, very engaging with it. I know Miller had a dunk and then he daps them up, after the dunk. That's a pretty cool moment.

But it's like, not if you're just standing up the whole time, yapping away at one point, La Mello is trying to inbound the ball. He's running an under out of bounds play. And this fool's over here.

Uh, Melo, my mom wants to jersey. I need a jersey side bite. Like, let's just let him play the game, man. Let him play the game. One of his boys got the ball and tried to shoot it over

the back of the ball. I'm trying to, like if he was horse, hit the back side of the backboard and hit con, couldn't pull in the back and he was like, what the hell?

That video was great. And then he yelled at him. So you didn't hurt the rookie of the year right there. And then con can't play. It's a three and then he starts.

He's good. Yeah, look con can't really get. But I'm just, ah, I was just like, maybe I'm turning it to old man down. But I'm just like, just, just buddy,

you're not to show. You're not to show. There they're the show. Let them be the show. Be happy, be supportive yellow.

Even dab them up when he dunks. That's cool. I wish that was me, that part. But all the rest of it, like, nah, man, we don't need this.

Don't let it hard. Chris Cody does an impression. Just be careful. Dangerous game is a dangerous game. I don't want to play this game.

No, we would say, man, I could do such a great kind of thing. Oh, I don't want to play this game. He's like, man, I just want to work like him. This is who we're going to trust.

“I mean, let's let a mean do it, I think.”

Still got. I think you could do it, Chris, because you did a great Charles Barkley. You're one for one there. Did no one just hear the segment we just did with the mean.

We cannot be thinking. Judgment is not the best. That's so from the local drunk on whether or not you should do the impersonation of a black man stumbling over his words.

Like you don't see the bad job. And there it was. Mose and moody, moody, moody, moody, you need that it sounds worse. Look at all from that.

We cannot do this. It's too close to the line. This is where the line is. Something legitimately funny can't be funny, because we're scared our ginger is going to do something racist

by accident. Carry the hell on, Dan. Rachel. Dan, the line is what we feel alive though. This is the Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

When we were talking earlier about the absurdity, a Michael Jordan being more excited talking mascara or baseball than he is basketball, I was thinking and didn't get to the story from this weekend that made a very quiet appearance that the Tom Brady

asked the NFL about coming out of retirement. Tom Brady went to the NFL and asked what it would take and about and I don't know when this was. I don't know if it was a year ago, if it was three years ago, but he went and asked and they wouldn't let him

because of his ownership. You can't, he would have to give up. He would have to give up his ownership in the Raiders in order to come back and play football at now 48 years old.

Michael Jordan, I couldn't have invested his ownership

“in the Wizards to play and we're under the understanding”

that when he was done, he would get it back and then when he retired, eight Poles said, never mind.

I want to get to the Brady story and we will in a second,

but it's now the second time we brought up the Hornets here today and it just reminded me of something that happened that Zazlo was calling La Mello Ball. It couldn't have been about a couple of months ago. The most unserious player in the league

and he was doing so because of this video and the question he was being asked about how recklessly he drives his car. It's very recklessly he drives, you know, a superhero's giant ridiculous absurd, you know,

I don't even know what kind of car it is that he drives. It's just a comment boxy hummer. So let's look at, let's look at La Mello Ball here. Why it is that Zaz calls him the most unserious player in the league?

Well, however you kind of get aware of the other person, the accident was also

kind of no matter what you did, it's up or something. Can I not see the idea straight out of the car?

“Can you put it towards the last 24 hours of the show?”

How has been emotional for you back there? Deal with that and then come here play against it and I just want to talk about that. I'm just a lot blessed for him. Yeah, very kind of I say. The audience is his shorts are hanging under his act as he gets off of the

La Potium there. To see people now making this, he's matured because whatever, they've won two thirds of their games over the last month is funny. I like the little table drum. Yes, he was done with the questions about his car accident.

But getting back to what I was asking you guys about Tom Brady, there's nothing he's

going to find in broadcasting that feels the way that Sundays do, but when we're pairing

this with Michael Jordan and his enthusiasm about NASCAR and baseball, are you in any way surprised that Tom Brady approaching 50 is asking the league about giving back his ownership stake because there can't be anything that feels like what his life felt like on Sundays. There's no replacing that. Can we get down to when this was though?

Because in my mind, I got it moments after he hit Gronk in the back of the end zone of the flag football contest because both of that should have came out of retirement after that one play. We got to feel alive, we all did, we all fell alive. So, Gronk immediately pulled his hamstring and it reminded me of Mariana Rivera, didn't

he tear his ACL in an old timer's game because these guys all think that they're younger than they are and they try to go back and summon whatever it is, the prime of their competitive spirit is. But in Brady's case, if I told you right now that he unretired, how many teams would be interested given that Aaron Rogers is still out there and McCarthy's talking about what a nice story

it would be if Aaron Rogers came back to Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh isn't actually doing anything to dissuade us from thinking that Aaron Rogers is going to be their quarterback next year because who the hell's their quarterback going to be if it's not Aaron Rogers? I don't want to say a crazy number because I got to account for their certain teams that would like Tom Brady but realize that we're the Cleveland Brown.

He's not going to come here. Let's start right here locally. Dolphins in a heartbeat. I think they're that one's loaded though. And they decide Malik will as they can't.

Malik, it'll be yours in the year or two whenever he's done. I assume that the timing of this is that he wanted to be Raiders quarterback because he'd wait and groom Fernando Mendoza and would be sort of a stop gap.

“That's what I assume that that's how that was happening that he was thinking that he would”

be renouncing his ownership for the Raiders in order to be the quarterback for the Raiders. But that wouldn't be a great deal of fun given their offensive line issues last year. They had real incompetence on the offensive line. The bad team. That's why the number one pick is they're a terrible team.

Terrible coaching, terrible team. They're a terrible. The coach should do it. Oh my god. For the colds.

Yes. I like it. But he would bring you with a cardinal. That's how you card at pay. Cardinals will be very important.

He did it. Ride. Marvin Harrison Jr. He got tools. He got weapons.

Wouldn't you guys assume that if Andrew luck came out of retirement right now and that one's been really interesting to see him retire early and they're not even be a hint from anybody that he has any interest in coming back. But as soon as I saw him on that bicycle, I knew that. Yeah, he can't ride a bike and then be an NFL court.

And also we all believe the legend is to why he retired so abruptly.

No, he saw a ghost at the facility.

And it scared him away from the game. This is a big time internet theory. The ghost of. He saw a ghost. A ghost.

There was like this tweet that's like, yeah, I have a family member that works for the colds and the hot rumor going around was he saw a ghost, which is just he's the perfect dude to see it go. I'd love to workshop this with you, Mike. I'll be the ghost.

You be Andrew luck, okay? So I'm in the practice loop. These are some pretty big showers. Sheepers.

“Oh, did I see you a hundred and two hundred years ago on a battlefield?”

Wait a minute. Who's there? Jack? Jack? Oh, don't get it.

Doyle, say you. What is he doing? Why is Rint Latino so many, they could just come and tell me what's like this. No, Ghosts are like ghosts. Oh, shit, brain and still clicking.

How do you not know the difference between how ghosts sounds and how vampires talk and tears?

When I'm vampire, I always thought with Blair.

I have accent, Blair. Also, I used to date Jennifer Lopez. Who's story? Fabula. Thank you.

Thanks. Thank you. He's just so grateful that you didn't have to explain. I'm Fabula.

“They remember that lies to you because he was feeling so alone with that impersonation.”

Just a year from now, Pablo's going to set up that impression so poorly. Yeah. Blair. But you're going to spin it into a win by the end of it. Give me time.

I don't want you to have such internet brain rot that you believe the things that you have learned from the internet are things that America at large knows. You have just said that the reason that Andrew Luck retired from football for taking hundreds of millions of dollars and doing what no quarterback has ever done in his prime is because he saw a ghost at the facility.

Right. This is how fake news works because you see something on the internet that confirms things you already believe. There's this big thing of fake news about Trump asking to say it for a pardon for tiger woods.

The reason why it's gotten so much traction is it's totally believable that Trump would say no consequences for tiger. This is something that I choose to believe. This is my truth. It was a strange retirement and I want to believe the reason behind it is Andrew Luck was

getting his things. He was like, "Last guy out of the locker room and he happened to come and ghost." Go start a few things that you happen upon. Andrew, I didn't think you'd be here. Let me get my towel.

Coach, go on Oh, it's like a shower. What's going on with Pitbull and FIU?

“Why is my new stream being fed a bunch of conflict between Armando and the YG?”

The Panthers? So, I'm going to need some education here too, but last week there was a lot of hubbub online about this partnership going south.

Alligations at Pitbull had never come through with a contractual promise that he had

to deliver FIU and FIU anthem in order to hold up his end of the Pitbull Sadium Deal. I guess the flames have risen to a point that FIU athletics in Pitbull have now had to put out a joint statement confirming their partnership and their shared enthusiasm for continuing the partnership and looking forward to continuing to build it that brings lasting value to the department, university, and students, and the broader community.

It got so bad that they actually had to put this out, which leads me to believe maybe the whole anthem thing is true. It feels like an easy kind of thing to do, right? Hit the studio one day. What do you like?

I like this. I like that, but I don't like that. All right, darling, let's go. That's probably what FIU was thinking. First day.

We're gunna grow. I'm yelling. Panthers. Like that's whatever. Just take anyone who is existing songs and change a couple of words.

We're gunna. Work this out like that song. Maybe we're a little too close to this, but given that we are the CoGM of the Year and Owners for Battle Court, the Fireball's expansion team, we were led to believe that that was gunna be pipples, and then it's why they got the name.

And then cold feet, people all of a sudden knower to be found. Is everything okay with pipples? There's a lot of like concerning news. You're saying that the joint joint statement that where they're smoked, they're swagal.

That's what you're saying. You're saying it would've been a good song. There's smoke fire. There's smoke fire. There's flagal.

Valley. That's all that you've got. Mount Chris is ballet.

“The joint statement says both paid ahead of their due dates.”

Hmm.

And their third installment remains on schedule.

I don't know, man. It's giving me aspiration for people. Pablo. Pablo.

Oh, like, what are you alleging?

“What are you alleging that Chris, like me, that keeps saying, Chris just keeps saying”

ballet. I want it. I want it. Ah, no, no, no. They get it.

That's what you're doing.

Peders. The naming of the stadium pit bull thought he wasn't going to have to, you know, keep doing stuff, because it was just FIU and maybe people wouldn't notice. Pit bull was at this press conference and he said that he was going to make the FIU anthem. That was several years ago.

I haven't heard enough. FIU anthem of you.

“And you would think it would be pretty easy for him to just sort of fart that out, right?”

You'd be like, I'll have one tomorrow. I'll have one tomorrow. Chris, do you think you have rhythm when you shake your shoulders like that? No other part of your body is moving. It's just the top of your shoulders.