Hour 3: The Newspaper Machine (feat. Amin Elhassan)

This feels totally different. I don't know what I'm going to do.

“I feel disoriented. This is the first ever hour three of our program.”

We have now retired the big suy and we have simply the local hour, which is the first hour.

Our one, which is not the first hour. Our one is the second hour. Our two is the third hour. Our three is the fourth hour and then the post game is what comes after all of that. So this is all going to be in one place for you and you will be able to find it nice and clean. I don't know how many people will miss the big suy. I don't know how much nostalgia there will be for the big suy. It looks like Zaz doesn't

care at all. It doesn't look like he's emotional in any way whatsoever. He doesn't sound nearly as sad as Illinois coach Brad Underwood who sound we're going to get to in a second because I am the harvester of sorrow. You have no emotions about this whatsoever. No attachment. What's so ever to the big suy? No. One thing is certain. People are going to miss the rotating opens that the big suy had. If they're going to miss anything else, there's that going to be the only

thing. There are no rotating opens. It's been the same one for like six years. So big suy will be like the E.P. would have gone around to it at some point. But now we're just like just you know, we power through it. It works. Let me get to the sound of Illinois coach Brad Underwood. Underwood because yeah, you know, I'm the harvester of sorrow. I heard this and I was like man would Dan love this sound. Well, I'm going to I'm going to come back to tell

“you a doubly sad story on the end of this. So if you want to just fast forward through a little”

bit of the debut voyage of our three, I suggest that you do that now if you don't want just, you

know, two or three minutes of sadness and we'll get back to the hijinks in a second. But let's

start with Brad Underwood being sad. I feel sad. I'm sad. If you want to know the true of them sad, but I'll reflect on some of the other stuff later. Season's coming to an end thing because I'm almost dealing quote from Kelvin Sambs and they may not be a big as part of I may not be as big a part of their life, but they are my life. And I'm sad. I'm sad. I was picturing you rubbing your nipples. The word for quote me and the parking lot after

the national championship. He regrets the way all of that came out. He didn't say that the way that he wanted to say that he wanted to steal that and be graceful about it. But I had a rough weekend

for a variety of different reasons. My wife has lost a family member and that has always hard.

It's especially hard when it is sudden. And the family sent me out this weekend. I'm sorry to laugh, but I'm genuinely curious. If I sent you guys out to get a newspaper right now. Do you think

“you can do it? Do you think you can find a way to physically get a newspaper?”

A little gas station. Yeah, there is a center 11. A reasonable walk in distance. That's where I'd go. Okay, because the reason I bring this up is because the family wanted the obituary and sent me out to get a newspaper and I come from newspapers and I went to two gas stations and a grocery store. And at two of the places, not joking when I say this, people didn't know what I was asking for. That is crazy. That is the gold standard. If we were playing family few, number one answer

on the board is probably gas station. I guess my next move would be, well, if I can't count on gas stations, do I go to a Barnes and Noble? I was just going to say that Barnes and Noble. Right, where's that on the board? Survey said? Do we still have the things I got on the side of the street that you'd put like a quarter in in the newspaper machine? Yeah, you'd like, like, squeezing the move. That's coming out. That skills are not around anymore. How used to like that? Because it was,

it was like an honor system you were working with. You take a couple of them, right? The last hours sometimes. We're during the Vancouver riots after the connox loss. Is it called the newspaper machine? Is that what it's called? Yeah, why not? I don't. I don't think it's a newspaper machine because it's not a machine. It's not. It doesn't do anything. A machine. It's not. There's a portion of the audience that may have no, it's impossible that they have no idea what I'm talking.

What Zaz is trying to talk about there when he calls something that's a machine. It's not a machine. It is. It's Zaz. A vestible. Zaz, it's not a machine. No one's calling it a vestible. I'll tell you that. What do you know? It's a dumb and dumber. Jim Care with a big cowboy hat on dropping his keys in there? Yeah, it's one of the best scenes with the newspaper machine.

it's a metal box. It's not a, it's not a, it's not a quarter slot. And then it lets you squeeze

its thing on it. It's, you know what I mean? You don't, you know what I'm talking about? Most of you squeeze it right in the nipples. Like, don't need. Most machines don't need to have a computer element to it. A vending machine has an element of transaction in it that is either numerical or computer, a dropping, dropping a quarter into a slot does not make something a machine. I don't think, I don't know what this would be called. But I don't think newspaper machine. That's the one.

Guys, yeah, look at machine. Yeah, beauty. We keep pd entry for a official name, newspaper vending machine. Hell yeah. Or newspaper rack, which explains Tony's nipple thing. Thank you. proven right. Uh, we should give that as a challenge to somebody around here to see how quickly they can find a newspaper. Because did you end up finding one? No, I was startled. I went, I quit after three. I went to a win dixie and the two guests did you try going to buying an

airline ticket and going to the lounge? Because I would see you do that as like, all right,

“there's the only way that I could solve this problem. I'm going to spend $600 on a flight to New Orleans.”

It's not actually boarded, but I need to get this newspaper from the lounge. I quit after three

efforts. And by quit, you meant text to your system. No, I never got it. Never did. So the family

who's grieving wanted the obituary, you said, sorry, he didn't get it. The newspaper man came back and said, I don't know. Hence my sadness. Like, there's the death portion of that. That made me sad. I was surrounded by sadness. And then on top of that, the newspaper man was a failure, going to three places. You know, the last time I was in a one dixie, going to three places. I'll tell might have been your best back because you live on. Yeah, you think if I go down

stairs here at the Elser right now, I think so. And I asked for a newspaper. I'm going to try it. Okay, let's see if let's see if, let's see if, I bet you come back one. Let's see if Mike Ryan

can come. Well, but take a camera crew with you though, camera crew with you. Take a crew with you.

“Don't just come back with the newspaper. Uh, I, I think though that you guys, I just, again,”

the part that I want to bring up to you guys. And I'm not making this up. Okay. Two people working at the gas stations didn't know what I was asking for. Didn't understand what a newspaper is. That doesn't even mean it. It really doesn't make sense. I'm not saying that you're lying, but like, what's the age? How is that even people? Young people. Young people and young people who weren't great at English, either. Like young people speaking to them in Spanish? Yes, I was.

Well, I had to. When I said newspaper, they didn't understand what I was saying. And when I said beddy, all they go, one of them did not understand what I was saying. So there's actual, I understand newspapers are not a big thing anymore. I get it. But you're telling me there is an age of people and our society now that literally doesn't know what a newspaper is. As low, I told you, I'm going to say three months ago that I was in a place where somebody held up a nickel to me

here in Miami and said to me, how much is this one worth? Oh, come on. Come on. I'm not making it up. I can't make it up. Like, the reason I can't make it up is because I was that stunned by it. Like, I'm looking at the person and I'm like, this, I cannot be aging at this rate of speed that people don't know the things I'm talking about. As if I'm, I'm, as if I'm just asking them the read Hyrule Blifix on a cave. Like, it is startling. It would have been better if you walked

in with a chicken, a live chicken, it'd been like here. How much can this get me? And then they're like, I don't know, a, a coffee. The part about this that was also something that made me said is, it's the Sunday paper. It's the big one. I'm not asking on, well, it's not big anymore. But I'm not asking for the Wednesday. I'm not asking for the Friday. I'm asking for something that I assume other people have come through here and ask for. But now that you think about it, I've been reading

“recently. I think Atlanta and Chicago have stopped print additions of the newspaper. There is no reason”

to do this anymore. But when I speak of the age of that this would happen at, the story I've told before because it's such a great story. It's funny and sad is a friend of mine who is my age who I went to college with still demands on reading the physical copy of the Sunday paper. And his 10-year-old boy came into the house with his 10-year-old friend who asked my friend Barry, asked him, while he's holding up the paper at the breakfast table on on a Sunday morning. What is that?

it's a retelling of the day's events from yesterday that they inform you with daily. The kid asked the great follow-up question of how did it get here? And the story that you then tell is some kid on a bicycle through it in my book in your age. There's yesterday's news in the bushes and they charged me $3 for when I can get it free

“on the internet. Why did that business fail? I feel sad. That's what happened to me yesterday.”

They're going into the bushes as such a great detail too because it's never like the kids ever

throw like a side arm right to your front door. It's always some ways that it's like really hard to get the sprinklers hit it. It's such a terrible terrible idea. Such a great question from a 10-year-old though. How did it get here? So yesterday's information was dropped from the beyond into your bushes and it caused $3 for the side. It might be more now. Roy, can you look out for me, please? How much at the Sunday newspaper now cost because it might actually be more than $3. Hello listeners and friends,

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restrictions apply bonus bets expires seven days after issuance four additional terms of responsible gaming resources C sportsbook.draftgings.com/promos limited time offer. This is the 11th our show with us two gods. Are we going to check in is Mike Ryan ready to be checked in with as he does his live hunt for a newspaper. Let's see if he can do this a lot easier. I would assume it's a lot easier to hotel.

Let's see what Mike's got. Mike, you're checking in from the lobby of the luxurious Elsa. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to the front desk right now. Hey, how's it going? Hey, I'm just curious. Do you have a newspaper card on? Not a newspaper in Florida. I mean, do you have access to a newspaper right now? Like if someone asks, hey, can I have today's paper? Do you want that? Don't you think so, sir? All right, well, that's it. Thank you very much.

No newspaper here. The response when I asked for a newspaper. Hey, do you guys have a newspaper here was you mean in Florida? So that was the answer. Okay. Good work, Mike. If you want to keep

I'll go to the 711. That's 711's got to have one, right? I'll bet they have a machine.

I know, there are no machines. There can't be any more newspaper vending machines. That can't be a thing.

“Right. Are there any new, are there any pay phones anymore? Are there still pay phones anywhere?”

Working. There's the box across the street, the skeleton of a pay phone across the street, but there's no phone. It's just the bones. It's just the remains of the right across the scan right there. Yeah, but remain. So where if I sent any one of you out right now and said, I need you to go and find me a dial tone on a pay phone. How far do you think you would have to go before you found a working, not the remains of a pay phone? That's because like on our walk to our parking garage,

there's what used to be a pay phone. Like Steve Martin also said that. Yeah, we see Martin said it. This is a skeleton. 299 for a Sunday, Miami home. That's not bad. Okay, but you can get yesterday's I'm going to try to find a pay phone. I'm going to try to find a pay phone at the college campus. We have

Miami-Dade College over here that would be my first guest to say, like, if any place has a public pay phone,

it would be campus. Okay, it would be great if somehow we managed to find both a pay phone and a news paper here. There's a minute right now on the on the TV broadcast. There's zooming in on it. We're the bones of said pay phone live, which is right there between the palm trees. You can right there. There's a phone used to be a cell phone. Again, though, the industry collapsed because for 299, we'll throw yesterday's news wet in your bushes on a rainy day or you could just

go to your computer and do it for free because none of you are doing the pay walls. As soon as we hit you with a pay wall, I sent the family members the obit for the Miami-Herald, which hit them

with a pay wall and they bailed on it. They didn't. They were like, no, we're not doing this. It's a

pay wall. I'm not 27 bucks a month. You just say go to your computer. You're a thousand years old. You're getting out of your phone. You do it. All right, I'm back on it today. It's a fossil. It's all right. Sad slope, can you explain to me as close to the truth as you can find? What is happening with the Milwaukee Bucks and Janice onto the company? Just keep making picture and picture and just have him in picture and picture. We will check in with him whenever it is. We can get

new information or a triumph of him finding either a pay phone or a newspaper. But what can you tell

“me is factual about the Janice situation with the Bucks as the NBA is now investigating?”

Yeah, the NBA is investigating what's going on in Milwaukee because and here's this tweet from Sean Straniah, both onto Tacumpo and the Bucks have told league investigators different stories. Milwaukee informed the NBA. It doesn't believe Janice is ready and actually wants to play. Janice informed the NBA. He wants to play, but the team will not medically clear him. And this also goes back to the claim from a few days ago that the Bucks wanted him to participate in

three on three practice, you know, part of the return to play process and that Janice refused. Janice is saying he wants to play and the team won't clear him. So someone is lying here and just I guess the interesting part is this is the divorce. This is the ugly divorce. Janice refuses to come out and say I don't want to be in Milwaukee anymore, but for whatever reason for a team that is missing the playoffs, the hill that he wants to die on is I want to play in the final five games

of the season. Like it's kind of ridiculous. They're very clearly going to divorce this all season. The whole thing has been a dog and ponies show from the jump. This entire year, right? Because we knew that it was a lame duck year for Janice. We knew something had to happen with Milwaukee. They didn't do it at the trade deadline. They had the back and forth of, oh, we're going to trade them over. We're not going to trade them. And then he comes out on his own social media with the

Jordan Belfort meme of like I'm not ever leaving saying I'm going to recruit stars here. Then you don't do it. And then you complain about it. Like what are we talking about? Mike Ryan, what is that giant bull? I have seen that on the corner of that that's been there for a while.

“Is that an art exhibit? What's going on there? That's the crypto bull. I think Francis”

Swarr has put that here. And crypto bull. I thought for sure I was going to find a newspaper dispenser or a pay phone around this coffee shop on campus, but it doesn't appear so now I'm going to cut through the other building in campus and hit straight to a 7 11. That one's got to that one newspaper. All right. So we found a crypto bull before we found a newspaper. I know

courthouse and the federal jail you can go there. Oh, I bet you there would be a pay phone there. And

“yeah, he'd have to get it. He'd do it the way that I would go to the airport to get a newspaper. Just go ahead”

and get jailed. Mike and see if you can have your one phone call from a pay phone and then you will have succeeded. We will check in with Mike Ryan when he succeeds here, but we're going to throw what means weekend observations at this as well. But before we start those weekend observations, I mean, what are your thoughts here on what it is that Zaz was just saying, who's telling the truth on this honest thing? I can't be both of them. Yeah, I talked to Eric name of the athletic

he covers the Milwaukee box and he was telling me, look man, Yannis, when they were they called him not ready. He would go through these intense pregame workouts and fun everybody. And it'd be just a crazy stuff. He's doing windmills. He's planting off of the supposed bad leg, planting hard cuts and stops and all that. He's fine. We all know what's happening here. The bucks this year, they get the least favorable two picks. One from New Orleans that goes that land and the one

“of there. So obviously New Orleans doing worse, Milwaukee keeps their pick. It would be an incredible”

incredibly great chip for them to have in order to move forward either with a rebuild or to trade away to get Yannis some help. But in order to do that, you're going to have to make sure that Yannis doesn't play. Yannis, on the other hand, crazy crazy competitor wants to play still believes until they're mathematically eliminated that they saw a not only a shot, but a shot to make a run all the way. But the big thing, the straw that may have broken the proverbial

camels back, Eric name said, Alex and the Compo. Yannis is youngest brother who's 11 years old when Yannis moved to Milwaukee. He grew up in Milwaukee. His father passed away obviously very young. So Yannis has kind of been his father figure to have his life. Alex finally is going to make his debut. And when it happens, Yannis is on the inactive list. And that didn't sit well with Yannis at all. He wanted to be there on the floor with both of his brothers playing and to be shut down

“for reasons other than immediate success. I think that probably also gave them the wrong way.”

So the books are lying. I don't want to call anybody liars then. I said exhibit the behaviors of liars though. But again, they're doing what every other NBA team wants to be almost every other NBA team would do in the same scenario, which is, hey, this is the time you circle the wagons. We don't control our picks moving forward. This is a year where we know where we pick is probably going to be our pick. We've got an opportunity. We're already out of it by a lot.

This guy obviously changes the math on how much of a chance we have to win games.

It's best. The strategy says the book says sit them down. The problem is you don't have

buy in from your player in order to have them set down. Which is why I go back to the total 65 game. Well, think guys, it is not a player decision. It's an organizational decision. I mean, we will get to your weekend observations in a second. Mike, you found a news paper, but it was the student newspaper. Your assignment is the Miami Harald. You have failed so far. So far, I failed. I did find a newspaper hard copy, but it was a student newspaper. I did find a

machine, but it was one of those over delivery machines. But now I'm on the street corner with the 711. So I should have an answer here real soon. It's their garden start-clothed in fueling. By action game quality and the neatery's the price hand in hand. So by playing a gardener, the 40 cm, just 70 cm or a garden touch shelf, just 70 cm.

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Cross, I don't know how to do it. Stoyer and LED. Safe. With visor steuere. The laboratory again started on the breakfast plan. Oh man, I've been singing the song to myself all morning long.

Breakfast flan. Stoogats. I never heard the breakfast flan song. No, hit me with it. Okay. I wish I had some breakfast flan.

Looking up on a breakfast like that. This is the Danelebathar show with their stewgats. All right. So this will interrupt the weekend observations. But let's start the weekend observations. And I mean, we will have to respectfully and triumphantly stop the weekend observations. If Mike Ryan doesn't need to find

Godspeed in these time for it. I mean, to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my point. I mean, we can observations is brought to you by Miller Light. Legendary moments start with a light. Ben. All under flip. March is over and April is upon us. But you can only mean get this sorry as college basketball off my TV because the NBA is back. What a weekend. Yokech versus Wemby heated up in a spoon and injected into my veins.

Death versus KD. Cop it up at the fine powdered lines and let me snort it.

Will Riley versus Nolan Taurrey. Shuffin and him up by asking. Wait a second.

“No, that one's a typo. Never mind that one. Who you play for?”

Exactly. Both of them. Dusty May. Your changes name to May win it all. Danny Hurley should change his name to Hurley. Leave it all on the floor. Hurley. Ben all on the floor. Congratulations to Doc Griffith. All right. And that one. By the way, Dan. This is all topic. I dropped the dad joke so bad. I was met with outright hostility this weekend by my kids. Hold on a second. I mean,

Mike Ryan, nothing. It's seven eleven. Are you kidding me, Mike? Are you kidding me? Nothing. Nothing at seven eleven. I even found a machine that can make you a hard copy key before I found a newspaper. Pick up the most random thing that you can find that you can find before a newspaper. He's pretty good. But see, just go through there and just hold up what you believe to be the single most random thing that you shouldn't be able to find before you

find a newspaper. The hard copy keymaker is pretty good. I can't pick it up. But like that's

“pretty crazy. You're right. I remember keys. They used to use them in the bathroom. Right?”

No? Just me. Okay. Keep going. I mean. That one was not a loser game show sound. That was a pretty good one. Congratulations to Doc Rivers. For being named a hall, a naysmith hall of fame coach. On the same weekend, there are

reports that you're going to get fired. That's never happened before. Right? The island

like just official. The islanders just fired their coach four days before the play. They're coaches. Patrick. That one's happened before. Mike Malone got fired four games left in the in the season last year. I'm talking about congratulations. You've made it to the hall of fame as a coach and also hit the brisk. Congrats to Mike Dantoni and Amari Stotomar for being named Hall of Famers. I often said if I had the same exact NBA for an office career. During the same

years, with the same titles from video room to assist the director of basketball ops. But for the Charlotte Bobcats, I would not be here right now. Quick recap of Hall of Famers I work for and within Phoenix. Gary Collangelo, Mike Dantoni, Steve Nash, Grant Hill Shaquille O'Neill, Amari Stotomar, Vince Carter, Rick Welts, Steve Carr, you're on the on the on the on deck circle. See the winner circle. Why not? Then there's nothing I loved more than seeing brands

tiptoe around proprietary terms like March Madness. Think things instead like March insanity, March craziness, and March frenzy. I saw an ad last week to catch all the mentally ill third month of the calendar action and I knew we've gone too far. Speaking of mentally ill, dated I'd be preaching on a street corner. With a megaphone and a big sign with a lot of words on it,

never in the history of mankind has a dude standing on a street corner. With a megaphone

“successfully converted anyone to their religion. No, does love to see that?”

Big megaphone. They all through the roof. I checked megaphone.com. It's real. No, it's being attention. Mike find that paper please. We're listening. We are listening to you. You're listening. I'm not the on. No, listen. I'm listening to you. Keep going. The big megaphone. I was thinking of putting you in the third hat trick loser game show Hall of Fame. Like I was thinking of hitting you a third time and I didn't want to show a lack of

support. So then you called out my lack of support because I'm just not laughing at your bad jokes. I'm just trying to get the three time belt championship time belt. No, what are you doing? He just whispering to me while you were talking. He says every mistake he

Every mistake he makes. Exonerates me. I did say that. That's why I told him. That's why I told him. I pulled it in a means drowning. He's trying to grab my leg and get out of here. Miss me yet. New season of bar rescue. And we've got you covered at here's the science of bar rescue podcast.

“This is a real podcast because that's someone come up to me. I was like, do you guys do a bar rescue podcast?”

Because I think I heard something about our laboratory. I'm like, yes, I've been promoting it for like three months now every week. Here's the science of bar rescue podcast. We have real hosts, real light bar restaurant consultant tells you Reynolds he does this for a living. Commercial kitchen and food truck that Colin Casserd. He does this for a living. And two guys who've stumbled drunkenly on their way to a bar past a guy on the street corner with a megaphone screaming about God.

That's me in Zach Harper. We do that kind of for a living wherever you get podcast. Yannis, either demand the trader don't man. Pick it as shit. Pope Leo, you're a real one. Lebron James in hot water because he said Memphis was his least favorite road

destination. The paraphrase of great joke him Noah. I never heard anyone say I'm going to Memphis on vacation.

Does you like going to Memphis as you? That's a joy? Nope. You'd be in up Memphis a lot.

“Okay. Not call them to lose their gross sports team either. Are you going to speak for black people? Why?”

Why? Because it sucks for the fans. How many fans they got their worst in attendance every year? But how does it affect me if they have a team? Let them have a team. Why? Why? Why? How does it affect you if they don't have a team? Because it makes people sad if they don't have a team. That makes me sad. How about that? Mix the bronze tattoo.

I love how people try to clap back by saying, "Ooh, what about Cleveland?"

He's like, "I don't like going home either." Which finally exonerates me for years again hate on

he has to be in a sports station in the jump where people are like, "I dare he's saying this about Cleveland." Nobody lies going to Cleveland man. Not even the Cleveland people. I mean,

“hold on a second. Let's check in with Mike. Mike, where are you now in? Are you any”

more confident than you were before? No, Dan. I'm shocked at how challenging this is. I've gone to two hotels, two bodegas and now I'm in a CBS. No newspapers and certainly no public pay phones. I don't keep looking. Damn. I thought that was a Walgreens. There's a ton of pay phones by the way. Everywhere downtown. They're gross, but they're there. Okay. We're not able to find any and Mike is continuing his hunt, but please give, I mean, his music so that he can continue.

Cooper Flag. That's strongly pushed for rookie of the year. Tony, your guy conkonipples up out of here, man. He's the long with the favor. I'm hearing you want to do points? Yeah, okay, great. He's got a lot of points. Conquerables play like a savvy veteran, right? That'll exist.

It's got a lot of points! That'll be Mitchell said he's okay after an ankle issue near the end of the game. Someone should ask the two Pacers. He crossed up after the ankle issues they had in the middle of the game. You guys see that? Yep. He crossed up two guys at the same time. He broke two sets of ankles at once with one crossover. Jay Cole dying to play with Nanjing in the Chinese basketball association. Thanks for the heads up guys. I walked around telling everyone to check the date

because it's April 1st. Come on, guys. Yeah, you can't fall for this every time. I'm gonna find out exactly there. Women's March Madness. One blow after another. Who's bad? Bad tournament. Bad tournament. Genoa R. I'm a sore loser. Take your ass open and walk, man. Dawn Staley. Do it in the championship game. The auntie Wilder. Staying, I'm sorry. I love you.

Before knocking out Derek Chisora. I thought being in love meant never never having to say you're

sorry. JJ Spawn beats the rain and the feel to win the Texas open. That's the exact type of headline I like to sneak in the weekend observations to pretend there's some variety to this shit. I have no idea who JJ Spawn is. I don't even know the gender. I don't even know the sport. I can't even be sure this was played in Texas USA or Taeha's to Brazil. Patrick Waw got fired as islanders coach. Isn't it funny when you don't know shit about a

I've no idea but like it's Patrick Waw. You guys help me. You can do better Patrick Waw.

“Joe Adele of the Angels. Arrested for Grant F. Larson after their game versus the Mariners.”

Does he drop the whole month? A hat trick, ladies and gentlemen. Congratulations. Did a Pope episode three or five? Getting even with dad. Starting McColley Culkin and Ted Dancing. And the lady from dirty rotten

scoundrels. The Steve Holdman's favorite movie I'm told. Another dirty rotten reference.

McColley got paid $8 million to do it. In 1994, think about that.

You know what? It's crazy because whoever made the movie taught themselves. I got the biggest TV sergeant Ted Dancing. I got the biggest child back in the world McColley Culkin. We're printing money. They didn't count on one thing though. Puberty. McColley started to lose the child like cuteness. Miss connection! You were the blonde with the long legs hurrying across the intersection. I was the guy with the megaphone screaming about how you're going to go to hell.

Speaking of hell, Art Briles, those are the weekend observations. Thank you, Amine. Let's just play for Amine, please. Just because he mentioned Joe Adele, the John Travoltaus also celebrating Joe Adele. The wickedly talented one and only a devil. Amine, thank you. Appreciate you being on the show. The Diante Wilder thing we did not talk about. That was funny. Teddy Atlas says that's the biggest right hand. There's been in the history of that sport.

Him saying, I'm sorry. I love you. And then then knocking him through through the ring ropes. Look at him trying to hold on. Is it copying Shawn Michaels and Rick Flair? No, I think nobody watched wrestling like that except you nerds. I don't know, man. It's pretty famous wrestling moment.

I think he is copying him. I've never heard of it. No, I know what he's talking about,

but I also know that in the fighting sport, sometimes guys have so much respect for each other that that feeling swirls around in there when they feel bad for somebody. Damn, before we let Amine go, I want to see if he can if he can judge a new game call, who he play for, because he said he said a name earlier, and we said who he play for.

“So I came with a collection of guys in the NBA. He's going to ace that. That's why he's judging it.”

He always will rightly play out for the whiz. Okay. All right. Will Riley, who he play for, is that? I don't know. You know, Shawn Michael shit. I just said it. How did you do? He did just say he plays for the lizards. All right. Zaz with, with the means of your judge, who does Micah Potter play for? Shit. You don't know this? Micah Potter? He owned the heat. I mean, he scored a bunch yesterday. Raptors. He had 21 and 12 against

Cleveland for the Indiana Pacers and two broken ankles, because not of him. There was a two at ankles he took. Cross the cross over. Yeah. Zaz, who does Bryce sense of all play for? Yeah. He's an easy one. Easy one. That's it. Against the heat. Might be a montage. Joe was saying. Sentable. Bryce, sensible. Had 34 points against OKC. That's for today. You don't know who he's talking. You still don't know that. Even Zaz. All right.

I don't know. He's a Utah jazz man. Who does Kormack play for? Kormack Ryan? Who does Kormack Ryan? Order back Matt Ryan. May that up. New York Jets. Yeah. Twenty twenty one and five steals against Memphis for the Milwaukee box. I don't know anybody. Do you watch basketball?

“You watch basketball. You have to be in most of some obscures. So Micah found a penis on a wall,”

but he hasn't found a newspaper, a payphone. I mean, thank you. I appreciate your time. That's a head, that's headphones. That's not a penis. Practice. Micah, you're going to fail. You're going to, you're not going to find anything in an hour roaming the streets around Miami. It feels that way. I got like one last one I feel good about and that's the intercontinental right over here at the end of this game. That's an older type of hotel with a lot of business people.

Oh, I found a dead pigeon on the street before I found a payphone. Micah really quick. Who does Ryan Rupert play for? No shot. No shot a play in that game, though. Zaz. I watch all the people on mute,

You're going to go to the intercontinental. You're making a good walk with an inability to find a

newspaper. This is also going to drag into the post-game show because we've got to get,

we've got to get a payoff on this where he gets a newspaper or a payphone. Thank you,

“I mean, I can't believe you found a dead pigeon and a penis and a key, a key maker at the”

7-11 before he found a damn newspaper. I'm sad. I'm sad.