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"Don't goooooooo showerin'..." Dan hatches a plan to host a South Beach Sessions with his squatter, Kash Patel somehow has a worse week than Chris Paddack, the crew returns to the Rally Rooster fr...

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- Do you consider yourself self-aware?

- Not really.

- Do you think you're nosy?

- Yes, inquisite of, would be the word I'd use. - Okay, no, I have found you to be someone who over time is nosy, my lifetime, but I didn't think that you thought you were nosy. I have felt off of you for about two weeks

that you're dying to ask me questions about this squatter. (laughing) Yeah, I am. And the whole idea of, there's actually a phrase squatter's rights.

The idea that somebody who invades somebody else's property and because they do, somehow have some rights to stay there is just beyond me. - Florida is actually pretty good about getting that out of the courts.

- Thank God. - But I was hours away from not being able to get into my house because the door knobs were changed because I found the door knobs in the house and they were ready to be,

I was ready to have a discussion with police

where I didn't have the keys to my house

β€œand then that's how it ends up in the court system”

and that's how it ends up with free rent for however long. I'm actually, I want to talk to this person. I've got a bunch of different questions. I think it'd be great content. I'd just be welcoming something that is a little bit crazy

into my life after Manu. Last weekend, though, 10 days after this, what arrives at my house, a couch. - Free nice. - Congrats.

Is it a nice couch? - No. - Swayed? - Nogahide? - Yes, Nogahide.

It's an oddly enough, it's a Nogahide couch. - Yes. - I thought he said Nogahide. I was like, oh, that's a $5 fine for you because your computer just made a sound

and it beeped, the fine bucket is back and play. It doesn't make a live. And so let me see the cash. Do you have cash on cash? - Cash?

- Cash. - You can bet on that? - 2026. - Oh, it's not on video, my best. - You just did your cross-eyed cash

Patel impersonation, not realizing that you're not on camera. Which, by the way, a crime that we did not have that on the topic board, cash Patel. What do we get, huh?

Well, are you talking about his girlfriend or something else? - Something much more important, damn. Something much more important. - Oh, you don't know about this.

Dan, he got hacked, his personal email got hacked. And so the internet had all sorts of videos and access his subscriptions that he had. He signed up for one on January 6th. - That a boy.

β€œ- That's not even the worst thing he did this week.”

No, but he signed up to crank it on January 6th. Allegedly. - What questions do you have about the squatter? - Well, do you get to keep the couch? Or does he have any rights to that?

- No, I get to keep whatever it is. There were seven packages the last time I was there. There were an assortment of things the last time I was there. I was surprised. This is trickling in on the back end because it's really,

it's cheap furniture. And what is the name of that company? It's a Chinese company that makes very cheap furniture. - Timo. - Yeah, that's it.

- Oh, yeah. I was thinking I'd kill. - Oh, there's Scandinavian. - Yeah. - That's it, you have no more questions?

- I have a bunch of questions. You should, I dare you. You would have balls to size a grapefruit. If you invited for an interview onto this show, your squatter.

- I'm hugely interested. I've got a bunch of different questions

β€œabout how it is that he planned to stay there for months”

because he thought he had found himself a house. And it's weird to me that we didn't run into him earlier than this. And it makes me wonder if he was hiding in the house on occasion while we were there.

- Yeah, I think he was. - A little bit of a victory lab by him, no, to get that furniture before you switched out the door knobs.

Maybe you switched the door knobs first.

And then he started, no, oh, you think he was, oh, he's guilty of getting complacent and counting his chickens before they were hatched. He was high step in, had the ball behind his head. High step in on his way to the end zone.

Hold him at that moment. - I mean, Timo is very, very long to get from China over here, especially with all the stuff going on straight ahead of her moves. You figure out what's up, the situation is going on.

- I don't think it's the straight ahead of her moves because that did not get here quicker. (upbeat music) - This is the Dunleba Partial with the Stugot Spotcast. (upbeat music)

- Juju, put it on the pole, please, at Levitar Show, do you own a wallet? Greg Cody has pulled out his wallet because he has been fine during the Shadow Show $5 for his computer going off.

He's gonna give me that money in a second. How long have you had that wallet, Greg? - Probably 10 to 15 years. - Will you ever get a new one? - No.

- That's it.

- You're done, this is your last,

this is the punctuation on your wallet game. All right, $5, please, for the $1,000. - I'll have $1,000. - I'll let go of his Benys.

β€œ- The fine book is visited by Moneyline,”

download the Moneyline app or visit Moneyline.com. I'll learn more, Moneyline, make money easy. - Jeremy, would you do me the favor, please, of getting changed for this? Because I need the short him the $95 and I need to do this now

because I'm finally getting a hold of this fine system

after all of these years. No one is getting away anymore without paying. - Dan, how the hell are you gonna find some to have $90,000? - Yeah, just clarifying, I need $90,000.

- I need $90,000, I need $90,000. - There is already, it's all my money. It's all mine, but I'm, oh, you put it in his hundreds. - No, I've put in a number of different denominations and we've finally got the fine bucket under control.

I wanted to talk about an entrance last night that made me laugh. The Marlins lose last night to the white socks. Not enough is made of what we did two years ago where we had a couple of mets from the 1962 mets on

to celebrate that the white socks were about to have a worst season than the mets. And then the white socks won like five out of their last six games and it didn't actually end up happening and we did the math wrong.

β€œAnd so the 1962 mets still have the worst season.”

But that white socks team is the worst I've ever seen. The Marlins opened with the Rockies and swept them. And yesterday they get crushed by the white socks and Chris Paddock and I want to hear some of this story. Thank you from Jeremy.

I want to hear some of the story of Chris Paddock because he was drafted by the Marlins in 2015. And he's making his debut 11 years later. And he comes into the ballpark, really confident with the Marlins saying there's a new sheriff in town.

He's wearing a cowboy hat. He has, they've got the photo of him walking out and getting out of his car where they just take a picture of his boots. Getting out of the car like you see in the movies.

And then he gives up eight runs in four innings and promptly leaves the field with his nipples on fire. - And he come on, what are you doing? - It's a white sock stand, what do you expect? - You can't come in this way.

- They're really bad baseball team.

I supported the Marlins for the first time all season.

I got the subscription, I figured out how. I dedicated 25 minutes to it and I finally got the ability to watch the Marlins on TV for the first time in several seasons. I came back from putting my daughter to bed.

And apparently the white socks just have this guy that's allowed to run around the bases all he wants. - But he can just do whatever with impunity. There's a coonier guy. And I don't think that's he coonier everybody else talks

about damn. - Yeah, he's a pretty good player, right? - Hey, one of the world baseball classes. Can you walk into the ballpark this way and then give up eight runs on in four innings.

β€œTony, you're just saying, dress like you want to play?”

- The guy comes in with a duly truck. He's got the jacket. He's got the boots on. He's got the hat. - You let him do what he wants to do.

- Yeah, stay into your question, Dan. This is very much a tree falling in the forest type of thing. If a dude walks into a Marlins game on a Monday, it should dress like that, does anyone notice? They might if he gives up eight earned runs.

And I saw something else in this ball game that really chapped my ass, Dan. Really does. You know, I just found out that the catchers and the pitchers aren't given signs anymore.

We're losing recipes. And now, I know that this has been happening for a very long time, and I know Roy has my back here.

The first guy that I saw to do this was Sespadez.

The highlighter arm sleeve. Like, there was a dude on the Marlins that had a gold arm sleeve and a gold belt. Like, a gold belt. There's a reason, there's a uniform.

What, what? I get individualism and like, you have the cleats. You get the data, put on whatever nickname on the back of the jersey. What is this?

If you're gonna wear equipment, that's funky. He was an alt color. You have Caliente red right there. What, gold? That's not a part of the color scheme.

The belt set me off. This has been something that's been percolating with me about this sport for several years. But when I saw a guy as the ability to just not use a team belt, what is this?

We're losing recipes. That's a real rage. These are where belts? Yeah. At least what Stanton was down here.

He wore an orange on his sleeve. At least that matched. It's anarchy. It is. And it should be style points for

whom ever it is that wants to rattle baseball's cage. However, it is that they rattle it. Stunned that Mike is already the old guy complaining about how the kids are dressing these days. Yeah, I don't like how it sounds.

I know it's a boomer take. Now, I'm aware that it's been happening for like a decade. Right? Yes, it's just that this isn't even in the league anymore. Right?

That's right. But it bothers me. And I've been kind of dealing with it because I don't really pay attention to the sport, but I'm trying to get back into the sport.

And things like that, they're losing me.

They're losing me.

Well, the new sheriff in town, I want to talk about this for a second.

OK, Chris Paddock is on a one year four million dollar deal.

They need him to, if they're going to do anything this season.

β€œAnd I believe they're actually on the right track.”

We have a couple of things happening with the dolphins and the marlins where they're just stripping it down to nothing over years so that they can start the process of rebuilding with young players. But yesterday, we missed something. And I'm surprised as the Latin show that we missed it.

We did not do enough with the fact that in the third game of the season, the Spanish broadcast introduced to us because I was not aware before this. And I wasn't aware until I was driving home that the Spanish broadcast for the marlins has a rally rooster. I did not know there was a rally rooster.

I love that the baseball broadcast in Spanish that the announcer can go summon a rooster sound when he wants a rally. But rarely, do you get the rally rooster combination? And then Owen Casey hits the walk off home run immediately after you've summoned the rally rooster. So I failed here and not playing the sound more and recognizing the seismic achievement.

If indeed, this is something the broadcast or only brings out once in a while. Now, if he's doing it 20 times a game, that's something entirely different. But on this call, he got an exactly right. That's perfect. The rally rooster is so well named.

And it's more than the alliteration. It's the idea that the rooster stands as a wake-up call. It's just a, it's perfect. It kicks the ass of the rally monkey. The rally rooster is the best invention in baseball.

So Greg, it's not a real rooster. Just so we're clear. It doesn't matter. Because the monkey was a real monkey. This is not a real rooster.

Well, punch the monkey. It was a real monkey too. And he's faded. You know, he was a big thing. Jeremiah, but what's a bull frog?

I get all that. You're just giving random monkey thoughts, and that opens the door to that particular judgment where he goes Jeremiah is a bull frog, just because you had a monkey thought and just wanted,

β€œdid you just want to show that you knew something that happened in pop culture 10 days ago?”

Yeah. And there really wasn't a bulldog named Jeremiah. There was a monkey bull frog, well, whatever. Jeremiah was a bulldog. What difference is it make?

If you had a bulldog in your house, you wouldn't have had a squater. But that's in a side. All right, guys. I'm just telling you right now, brace yourselves because we are in for Cody the last couple of weeks.

Okay. There have been some places where he's non-sensical and he's coming out of the box strong today on just random thoughts, whatever's in his head is coming out and is getting spilled at every turn. Dan Hold on.

I'm going to see if that was a great Cody first down. They're bringing out the chains right now. Let's see. Hold on. I believe they got the measurement wrong.

Wait a minute. Who do you know? You're on the sidelines. You're on the sidelines. You guys.

The Rams of the first down. Everyone's a critic in the sense. You need an ABS to figure out whether that was a first down. Chris Paddock is the guy who was in the cowboy hat, right? Yes.

Okay.

The budget marlins, $4 million a year, I could be wrong.

He's their third highest money player. That's how much budget ball they're playing. It's all contra, obviously, way number one. And I believe Pete Fairbanks is the only other thing I'm making 10 million. So it's unavoidable.

You know, I know I'm a broken record on this, but until they start spending money, particularly on bats, they're going to be the team that Clayton McCullus said they were after the opener. I'm in the room with him, and he's going, this is the game we have to win all season along, meaning that just one, two to one, meaning they need great pitching and defense

because they're not going to have the bats. And we've already seen that. Does it matter to you, Greg, that since June 20th of last year, they're the third best team in the national league? It's good.

I mean, I look, I think they are doing a lot of the right things. Peter Bindex is doing here what he didn't dampen in terms of youth and trades for

β€œcheap guys, but eventually you have to also spend, that's what the other teams do.”

That's right. But right now, is there anyone that it would be wise to spend money on?

The reality is, is that you're still trying to find out who of this court that you've

traded for and developed over the last several years? I mean, on opening day, you had eight of the nine guys in the lineup.

We're an actually homegrown draft picks.

They were guys that Peter Bindex for the most part were a couple of guys that were acquired before. But mostly guys that Peter Bindex acquired in the last couple of years, they've developed in those last couple of years and now have brought up to the show and over the span of the last few months of last year, those guys played very well.

So you go out and spend, you know, two years, $12 million on some second baseman.

β€œI want to sell Garcia, like they did a couple of years ago, right?”

That's the thing to be in this position. This isn't about spending and we're wandering away from the important thing, which is how quickly a walk off home run was hit after the rooster sound. Like, this doesn't happen very often this way, the whole thing. Give me the whole thing because I want Tony's entire translation on everything that's

being said here because there's a mama seat down there. This is an excellent home run call, but again, you rarely get that how many baseball broadcasts have a sound board where the broadcaster can ask somebody. He's asking a producer, I need the rally rooster right now, the rally rooster arrives when back and then so does the walk off.

So let me see if I have this right Tony. You are our most authentic Hispanic Spanish language translator. The call, Kese cano cano, Kese, I don't understand it. So he's like, is it going? Is it not?

It is.

And then he says, do I have this right?

Good bye, a beautiful mama seat down. Yeah, good bye mama seat. I'll leave the ball. I'll add it here, baby. Okay.

β€œUh, my question, if I want to do the math on the front end of the rooster, right?”

And obviously we don't have the full context of the game to know what he's calling for. Is it a rally rooster or like you said, had it been played 20 times during the ball? What he says again, even he's he requests it again, like, when am I going to say it? But I'll alter that. He says like, what is it an actual rooster because they're common around Matt.

They are. It is, it is possible. You're right about that. I'm like, plucking a feather on his heads on and he just like slaps the rooster on the back.

Go ahead and give it to him. There's something about college hoops this time of year where you tell yourself, you're just going to casually watch one game. And suddenly, your entire night is gone. That happened to me the other night.

I was planning to say home and keep a game on in the background. Maybe pretend I wasn't checking scores every five minutes, then a text comes in. We've got multiple screens set up. That's how they catch ya. So I said, yeah, I grabbed a pack of Miller light on the way a little while later.

Nobody's casually watching anything. Somebody's yelling because their bracket is already cooked. Somebody else suddenly cares deeply about a school, then thought about in 10 years. And a game that looked over is somehow tied late. You take a sip.

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Immunison knows to stand up on their feet. Oh, absolutely, Mike. Yeah, you've been at many big time sporting events.

β€œYou know that moment quite well, that's what it's like when you take your first sip of”

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β€œDon't live a taard, you don't remember the idea of how it was probably like that kind of thing.”

Something okay, no, the home run call was that kind of swing, that kind of thing. Stoogats. Oh. It's a good call. Thank you.

And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it, like you're not tailing it to a particular team. You know, all that jazz, you know, you don't kind of do that, you just don't know, very cool. That kind of swing, that kind of thing.

You see, see, it doesn't live a taard show with his two gods. The Spanish language broadcast, having the ability to summon a sound board during the middle of a baseball game is the kind of disrespect I'm here for.

It's not, look, Vince Scully would have never done that.

It's a sound board in Vince Scully studio. A rooster, a rooster called a sound board in general. There should be no sound board. A dodger rally. They don't call for dodger rallies.

They just go buy your pants, greatest player ever for $2 million a season. They don't have to. They don't do it. They, all of this, I want you guys to enjoy the fact that a Marlins pitcher walked in last night had to tow a cowboy in South Florida.

We don't see a lot of those. They didn't tow a cowboy. He's walking into a ballpark that had how many people in it because this is not. He's trying to make this the NBA fashion entrance but he's walking into a Marlins game. He's doing so and then he gives up eight runs in four innings and also there's a Spanish

broadcast. He's really lonely up there calling Marlins games on the radio who's just entertaining himself and calling a rooster which is honest to God. I like it but when you got Mike out here complaining that somebody's wearing gold that's not a uniform color, baseball fans generally don't like, hey, stop with the shenanigans

in my broadcast. I don't need a rally rooster that's not catching on anywhere in South Florida and I've got the general public wondering, well guy, you're there might be an actual rooster around there. Six of them there before I walked in the stadium on opening day.

β€œWait, not catching on but what if this was the event that makes it catch on?”

Like I call, he's like, babe Ruth, he called the shot and no, but it was Casey at the bat. Am I supposed to get that? I want to be there to support you. Why?

Well, Casey at the bat is the most famous baseball poem has ever been written and so I didn't get it. Casey. That's on a hit of walk. It is on us.

It's just that generally speaking, it is the most famous baseball thing ever written. I'm gonna say. Thank you. Is it? It was written in 1888.

So I can also use reference. It's like the original baseball poem rare that you can have the sentence later popularized by Vaudeville performances. Also, Casey struck out, I know, but this, Casey, put it on, put it on, put it on, put it on, put it on, put it on, put it on, put it on, put it on, put it on, put it on, put it on, put

it on, put it on, put it on the pole at Lebeter Show, but he was so proud of it and he let the silence sit there because he knew he had a winner. He knew he had the original baseball poem again 50 years before Vaudeville. I'm gonna say maybe he's 60 years before Vaudeville, but put it on the pole at Lebeter Show is Casey at the bat the most famous baseball thing ever written because I don't know what

it is that I would put in second place, build James's baseball abstract like I don't

know what to put second after that. Take me out to the ball game.

β€œOkay, but I think of that as a song fair enough, and I think of that as the first baseball”

song that came like 50 years after Casey at the bat, I'm guessing take me, I'm guessing take me out to the ball game is a full half century after the poem Casey at the bat. But that kit, can we find out more? Can we do some reporting and find out whether the rooster is played 25 times a game because in the history of rally things in sports, we haven't had that many of them in South Florida.

Did we have what what year did it was the championship muscle boy was that 2003 or was that 97? No, it was 97. So muscle boy in 1997 is a famous South Florida local sports mascot thing. Yeah, I'd argue in terms of sparking a rally that's on the metal stand.

It's behind, you know, the freestyle clap of Mark Light Stadium. Marla's man is going to get in here, right? Marla's man doesn't queue anything but himself.

He's the opposite.

Yeah, he doesn't he doesn't start rallies. He's just there and Peppa's for a beautiful year span. Peppa's sparked rallies in this town, both the Panthers and the heat would play it and those teams would go on runs.

β€œWhat about Jayzi and Kanye was in Paris during the heat run?”

That was a big one, right? Do the cyclones have a mascot? To $2 fine for coughing into the micro. Yeah, it's UNDA. Yeah.

Okay. How big was the fine otherwise? But in call. $2. Make sure to put it in the fine bucket.

I need my money, by the way.

We're going to get to it in a second.

I saw Jeremy wander around here and just do loops of it. Well, because you only put hundreds in there. Okay. Can we get to your catch phrases, please, and do you have a back in my day? I do, and we can.

What? Yeah, it's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. I do one a month now. I did one on January.

I did one on February and I stuck in on the last day of my life. You just got it in. Yes, I did. I thought you weren't doing March. You were boycotting it because we let Dave Damishap have a back in my Dave.

Yeah. You didn't like that. The same music, by the way.

β€œAt least get original music for the guy.”

I feel bad for Damishap having to siphon my sound. The Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody is on what number when it comes to catch phrases for Greg Cody. Where is the beauty of it? We're at halftime.

Okay.

It's a top 50 countdown and the new episode of the Greg Cody show has catch phrases 26 and 25.

So the marching band is taking the field. We are celebrating halftime of the double C. Do you want to go through them real quick? We want to do all of them quickly because I don't want to belabor it. All right.

So yes, we wouldn't want to belabor that around here at all. Oh no, here we go. This has been happening all morning. He and I were giggling about. There's no way my call was $2 and that's a $2.

That is another fine Greg Cody. You will. You will. You're going to owe the 100 by the end. But let's go ahead and go through Greg Cody's catch phrases.

He's at the halfway point. It's very exciting. The Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody is a very popular podcast and he enjoys doing it with his son who's not here today because he is exploiting our vacation schedule. Number 50.

50. I'm Thorne Vurn Fuller. 49. Where is my click? Click.

48. Yeah. Butterfinger. 47. But.

46. Scream.

It came off so strong at the beginning.

Like you started so strong. Okay.

β€œYou're throwing me off by doing the number.”

45. I'm busy in the one-armed paper hanger. 44. George. George.

43. I'm the kind of guy that. 42. Ball in the jack. 41.

Yeah. Hey. With a monkey. Maybe. Thank you Billy.

39. I love him like a pet. 38. I'm getting to sell it. I'm a teacher to available now at levitardaf.com36.

37. We're rolling now, huh? 36. You're brain-beating me. 35.

Let's go. States. 34. I've ever come for this paramount. 40.

Do me up. Say buff. What is that? 35. Let's go.

What is that one? Dummy up. Prynthesis. Say buff. It's like a duo.

One goes with the other one. 32. Catch his catch can. 31. Doesn't make it right.

30. So on and so forth. 29. Very good. Very good.

That's my parrot, my rally parrot. When you score the winning run, the whole stadium in Utison should go. Very good. I'm a indoor set idea. I'm a indoor set idea.

How do we synchronize any place publicly where everyone does the very good parrot out of the side of their mouth? 28. The little league theory. That's such a terrible one.

27. Nice hat asshole. 26. 26. These are new ones.

26. The others. They all learn from me. What is the origin story on that? Do you know?

I do know. It's actually, it's not original to me, but I have perloined it and now own it.

The 1985 Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl.

They do a hokey, but popular at the time video called Super Bowl shuffle.

Refrigerator Perry, all the stars of the day are in it, including quarterback Jim McMahon. And one of his lines in that video is the others they all learn from me. I took it, gave it a little bit of a sing song equality and generally say it when I'm alone in my house and the only people who hear it are somebody in a far room or the dog. How do you take something from a song?

And make it sing song, sing song equality. What was that mean?

β€œWell, Jim McMahon, I believe, just stated the phrase and I went the others, they all learn”

from me. You know, emphasis on the learn, you go a little bit deeper. The others pause, they all learn from me. Why are you doing this only when you're alone in the house? And no one's actually.

So it's a catch phrase. Put it on the poll. Please do you at Levitard Show.

And you have a popular catch phrase if you always use it alone in your house.

Well, Christopher has heard it. He referred to having heard it dozens of times. So I do say it, but generally speaking, I don't say it publicly. I just say it in the confines of the house. Greg, what's the context of what you're saying, though?

Like you're just going to say it randomly or something happens as a cause and effect that makes you say it? And we say it when I'm proven right, you know, and it's a humble brag sort of vibe to it. But you wait until you're alone. Sometimes I'm alone.

25. Don't go, showering to try to please me. All right, I don't like it, but I can't wait for that to pop up in the countdown as we roll all through it. It'll be, it'll hit just the same way that punt does.

There's also a song related explanation to that one. And the song is the Nigel. Yeah, the 1977 Billy Joel song, just the way you are. And it's really, it owed to my wife because whenever she announces, hey, I'm going to take a quick shower.

I go, don't go, showering to try to please me.

β€œLikewise, if she said, I think I'm going to go get changed.”

I go, don't go, changing to try to please me. So that's number 25. We're at half time of the catchphrase countdown. Thank you. I have got to offer you a public apology and a private apology for thinking that that particular

self-involvement would not provide podcast entertainment. Mike has it right when you are asking Roy the sings song nature of things. That is comedically perfect because of his when he throws in change ups. And he's not old. There are fast balls, fast balls, fast balls, 104, and he throws in occasionally his

pitch. Little Lake theory doesn't even make any sense. I'm the kind of guy that that's an excellent one. That for me is like punt, the way he's gotten very good at the musical cadences. And now he's a performer.

Now he's an entertainer. Now he's playing his personal hits and it's in the wheelhouse of his self-involvement. Yo, we did two a week because we wanted to drag it out if I'm being frank. Milk it. Milk it.

For maximum clicks, please don't do the milking of a cow gesture anymore on our national mode doing it with one hand. Now it's pretty bad doing it twice as bad doing it with both cows have like what would the cows have. Six others.

Six are right.

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Yeah, I think that's it. Yeah. Is it six on a cow? That kind of thing. Six, right?

Six seconds. I think well said Tony. I don't want honor.

Let's never do that again.

It's the other one. Again, that voice has to be me. Don't do this again. What voice? You're for you, but mostly the audience.

It's only age gracefully. I think I'm going to have to get this puppet involved so that you have two different characters to play with so that you can honor the what you're supposed to be doing with both different characters, one of them who speaks in your voice when recommending me and the other one.

That was so distracting that I stepped on his utter joke, just an excellent joke. Thank you. Bye you. Yeah. The other one.

Where do you go? You made fun of me once for saying I wanted to get a full-size statue of myself. Where do you go to get a puppet of yourself made? I'm curious about that. I'm pretty sure that they went and got the guy who does the muppets to do that.

I think. Oh my god. Who ever it is that Jim Hansen? No. Is that what they told us anymore?

Jim Hansen. It was Jim Hansen the one who physically put them together because I know Jim Hansen divine the characters, but I didn't think that he was the person who physically did the

Whatever it is, seem stressing that is required.

It was his sister.

To his story I watched the documentary.

Was it good? Yeah. Really good.

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β€œAnd if you think that has anything to do with Bam being tired after the 83 point”

game and two weeks. And I neglected to mention and shouldn't have that all of the teams that they played over that time are very good offense. They are very good teams and very good offenses. And they have dragged the heat.

So it was nice last night to see them slow down Philadelphia some because Philadelphia can put 140 on you in a hurry.

And Philadelphia, that first quarter is back and forth, back and forth.

And it seemed to me that Joel and Beat was exhausted at the rest of the game. Yeah. And he absolutely just ground them down. If you look at it every quarter. Billy's offense got worse and worse and slower and slower.

And this is what I thought the by yesterday. This is how Miami wins games. You're not going to win games outscoring the opposition because you don't have the talent that they have. You've got to make it ugly. You've got to put it down into the mud, which is all air exposure.

It's also like clichΓ©s that I'm saying right here. But that's where they get it because you don't have the roster talent or roster depth to play any other way and be successful. Are you in agreement with me that this late in the season, a season that is too long with a organization that regards itself as the process and has little to show for it other than this player who misses half the games. Five minutes into the game.

He's walking up and down the court.

β€œI mean, like that's, I think that's testament to the guys not right physically.”

And I think, you know, that's kind of been the thing that we've all been eyeing all season long is, Hey, as they move or appear to move to a more Tyre's Maxi centered offense. What how much from Joelle do you need in order to be successful? Do you need him to be the Joelle that he was when he was MVP or does he just need to be opportunistic? The thing with MVP last night was that he really after the first quarter was only operating at the perimeter.

Like he was only shooting jumpers and then late in the game. He hits a three to go up 107 103 and starts blowing kisses at the crowd. And then immediately has a lazy box out of the wrong guy with one arm and bam gets a tipslam. And that was 107 105 the heat went 119 109. Damn it could be wrong.

Bam always gives him problems, right?

Bam is eight and two against and beat in the regular season. He always has problems with bam. Bam's activity and bam's mobility.

He forces him to move and run around a lot more than he would like to.

That game was meant to grind him down and he was spent by the end. I will also say that.

β€œAnd be because of his size also bothers bam. Like bam it it's fairly rare to see bam go into the post and get stopped by a single person without the need for a double because he can back so many people in.”

Joelle and bead is going to be what come playoff time.

I mean that's the million dollar question or I guess 150 what I have mentioned money makes.

The the ideas that again can we carry the sixes can we carry an offense without having to rely on him other than in opportunistic moments. Last night is a great example of probably a night where it's like yo I kind of want my other guys to be stepping up. And for Joelle to kind of just focus on room protection and rebounding and all those things because as I said bam gives him problems. Come playoff time obviously gets a little different. You're not doing back to back. You're not traveling as much. So you've got some time to rest and reevaluate what's happening.

But ultimately with the sixes I fall in for this movie about four or five times now.

If they're not healthy then there's no point in kind of trying to project how well they're going to do in the playoffs. And Paul George looked great last night like coming back from his 25 games off his body looks right and edge comb and Maxi like those guys were really good their energy was there. But the reason that he won last night was because they had more energy and that was on the second night of a back to back like they were getting all the loose balls.

β€œThey were getting all the offensive rebounds and I believe they had 30 fast break points in a game where the sixers only had six live ball turnovers.”

That's like that's a major stat discrepancy. The youth of the sixers not name to embed and Paul George it was fun to watch them on alley loops at the rim. They the way that game started offensively made me think that the whole thing was going to be played like that like that one fifty seven one thirty seven bull sixers game the other day. Here's how mehaka's in the locker room after we're giving the credit to Tyler hero and bam out of bio saying this is the best half time he's been a part up. You know just reminds this team what we're capable of really lock in and commit to one another thought everyone he really came together half time.

Well I know that was great.

What happened to have time for the second half time?

β€œYeah man half time happened it was great man is one of our best half times ever.”

I don't want to say since I've been here at least. Well it's about time because in my wrong when I say that the heat or notoriously bad in the third quarter. We were talking about this yesterday. It's the third quarter. Every team has one of these. It's not an explicable thing. It is totally random stupid thing. Okay, but it's true.

I mean it is often true. You don't notice it when it's not true. The sets reflect that the heat do give up double digit leads more than your average MBA which is weird because Spau everybody would agree is the best coach in the league or top two or three. Not more than your average team in the league more than any team in the league over the last two years they give up double digit leads, but they do it in the fourth quarter too. It's not just in the third. Ah, but not last night, Dan O. They were able to come back and win that one. They also have the best first quarter offense in the league so you have more double digit leads to work with than most other teams.

They had one last night in the first quarter when they scored whatever it was 38 points and then had 58 at the half and I heard celebrating on the broadcast saying yeah every once in a while this team just puts up those quarters in the teams out of nowhere where they're one for nine from three. And I'll look, they're letting Pelalarson shoot as much as he wants, quite open and they're not making any of them. It's almost like going minus 17 in the six minutes without BAM is a problem for them.

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