New EXPLOSIVE Details In DC Pipe Bomber Case! w/ Steve Baker

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We have special guests with us at Steve Baker. He's an investigative journalist and dependent content creator under the moniker, the pragmatic constitutionalist. He was arrested in March of 2024.

“Oh, that's what I first wanted to have you on when you got arrested. He was arrested on four”

misdemeanor charges related to entering the capital on January six. He was later pardoned by President Trump. Baker currently works for blaze media where he continues to report on political and civil liberty issues, including the case of the DC pipe bomber. Welcome to the show, Steve Baker. Hi, Steve. Hey, Jimmy. Thanks for having me. I got, I got a correct part of the intro. Oh, sure. Two weeks ago today, I was fired from the blaze. Oh, no kidding. Wow. That's uh, do we have a

scooper? Have you already talked about this, everybody? We've talked about it, but it was directly related to this incident. No kidding. Yeah. Yeah. It was related to the pipe bomber. Correct. 100% related. So now was this year reporting? Do you remember this? Yes, you. That's me. So, Steve has been the guy who's been comparing the walk the gate of the January fifth pipe bomber with the gate

of a female cop that were pretty sure was the person. And so we reported this when you first

broke this story. And if you remember, former capital police officer forensic match for January six pipe bomber sources say, so that's this is her, according to Steve Baker, and according to it's like a 95% sure match, right? So that's 94% by the software, 98% by a human intelligence experts.

“Oh, wow. Okay. So that's what she looks like. That's what she looks like when she's planting a bomb.”

This is when she looks like what she's on the soccer field. And that's when she looks like, uh, I don't know what I don't know what she's doing there. But uh, so a forensic, so you first broke

this story, a forensic analysis of a female former U.S. Capitol police officers gate,

94 to 98% match to the unique stride of a long sought January six pipe bomb suspect, according to you, a source close to the congressional investigation of January six additionally told blaze news evidence has emerged recently that pointed toward law enforcement, possibly big involved in the planting of the pipe bomb. Now this is, there's so many damning things. This is one of the most. So the pipe bomber is going to walk by getting ready to go plant the bomb, a cop car drives by,

“and she gives them a wave. Now, if you were planting, let's watch. That's what. So here, there's the pipe”

bomber, and here comes the cops, and she gives a wave. You see the wave? That's a cop car. Hey, how you doing? I'm getting ready to plant the bomb. Do you want to sweat? I'll sew it to you again. And here she comes. She sees the cop car coming. And when she hits right about here, she gives them a wave. Hey, how's it going? And here comes the cop car. Everything's good. And this is the guy they said did it. Right? The DC, this is the, the feds are saying it's this guy.

It was a cold junior. Yeah. It was not that guy. I, I could, I would, you know, I'd bet my house on it that it wasn't that guy. But now you've got, you've written releasing even more video evidence comparing her gate. And you say what this video means and why it's important, these side-by-side videos of, so let's watch. These are side-by-side videos of the gray-hooded pipe bomber that everybody agrees. That's the pipe bomber. But they don't agree who it is. So let's do

some side-by-side analysis. So here's her and here's her hair. Okay, let's keep it going. Show it again. So she does a weird, she's, she's turning right, but she has her right foot kind of cross over her left foot, which is, and let me explain that to you. Why, that's important. This is an incredibly important moment that we captured on from both the hooded bomber and the former capital police officer Johnny Kirkau, is that if you are making a right hand turn, doesn't have to be a hard right,

it doesn't have to be 90 degrees or even 45 degrees. But a slight right hand turn, it would be normal to cross your left foot over your right foot. If you're making that turn and

something to grab hold up because you're going to the ground. And if you try doing that, which I did,

it's very awkward. It lost my balance to try to do that. But she did it easily and you could

“see she's a soccer player. Right, those pictures of her, her playing soccer, right?”

No, I showed earlier. So that's kind of a move soccer players would make. They practice those moves, right, because they're all about the feet and trying to fake out their opponents. And so let's keep playing this a little bit. So what do you tell me what I'm seeing here? So there it is. There it is again, right? That's it. That's that weird. She's coming turning right, but putting her right foot and there she's doing it there. At the same right leg cross,

that is really good work that you got that. The capital police officer, she has basically three

very distinct moves with her right leg. Now these could have been the product of a 2015 college soccer injury where she broke her right tibia and it can create this condition. It could have been from birth, but it was more than likely this injury that causes. But she's very pigeon-toed on the right hand side. And she has even when she's walking straight. And it's not every step. In fact, the faster she moves, the less likely she is to do it,

with the more tired she is. And we have hours of video of her by the way, Jimmy. Oh, no. And the more tired she is than the more likely that that move begins to happen. So she has that right crossover in front of her left foot. They call it circumduction, reduction or something like that. And then additionally, she kind of has a right leg drag that gives a very slight lip. And that was the key that tipped me off initially that I might have a match here.

And then it was from there that I took it to the experts for analysis. And the experts agreed with you, AI agreed with you 94% likely. And the experts humans said it was

“98%. Okay. Let's see. Is there any more of this video? Let's see. No, I think that will show”

one more time. Okay. So here, this is what we're talking about. The same move. That's the same move. That's the same move, the right leg cross. And if you run and if you run the probabilities on that, let's just again, keep it frozen there for just a moment. This particular scene on the left hand side of the screen there, the hooded figure is right behind the Repup can National Committee headquarters.

And it is at just literal seconds before she drops the second device and places the second

device behind and acts as behind the Capitol Hill Club, which is right next to the R&C. The on the right, that's the upper with West Terrace early in the afternoon after all the violence began at the Capitol that day. And of course, she's in all over gear right there at the time. That is less than a half a mile away from each other. Well, that's the way you make that point like this. So what are the chances of two people with that same gate being videotaped within a half mile of each other.

That's your point, right? Within a half a mile of each other in less than 20 hours a part, it is an astronomical impravability. So tell me, so what to, so do you have an overall theory on the January of if by by Bobber, let me hear it? Okay. My grand unified theory is simply this, is that I do not believe that Shawnee Kirkoff was a lone wolf mastermind evil pipe bomber.

“I believe that she was part of what she thought was a capital police training exercises,”

training exercise, the devices were not real. They were inert. We know that. I know that the FBI is not saying that in their reports. I know they're not saying it in the court filings from the DOJ, but FBI agents themselves who were involved in the investigation have told us. These are whistleblowers. They have filed protective disclosures to Congress and said that they were told that they were inert devices. All right. So we have a contradiction from inside the FBI right there.

Additionally, if you watch these videos of her for the hundreds of hours that myself and my team have spent on this, that you will begin to recognize that the bomber, now we have a lot more video than what the FBI is released to the American public. They released 30 seconds of video. We have we have about 21 minutes of her 45 minute track ourselves. And in that the totality of that video,

They know where the blind spots are in the capital CCTV camera. They know when to enter from a blind

spot. They know when to exit into a blind spot to replenish the backpack because the person did not carry both devices at the same time. And there was a blind spot where either she parked her car or whether her accomplice parked the car at Thold your park. There's no capital CCTV coverage there.

“And then when she's finished planting the R and C device, she disappears through a secret gate.”

And when I say it's a secret gate, it's a hidden gate. It's a gate in the alleyway behind the R and C, it's called Rumsey Court. And there's a gate that you there's no visible evidence in this fence that there's a gate. There's no visible evidence that there's a latch. I've actually videotaped that myself to show and demonstrate there's no way a person like a Brian Cole would know that that gate existed. And then she disappears into that blind spot and then she's

never seen again. So the person is well-trained, but she's also coordinating with other capital

police officers because the next day, and this is the Killshot Jimmy, the Killshot is that the next day, two counter surveillance capital police playing close officers, are deployed after the R and C device is found to look for another device. They drive into the area about a quarter of a mile away parked their car across the street from the R and C. Did out of their car walk to the congressional black caucus institute and check under a bush there and then two and a half minutes later,

they find, quote unquote, they discovered the the vice under a bush at the DNC. The question is

“what's the what's the connection between the congressional black caucus bush and the DNC bush?”

Those are the only two places that the hooded bomber set down the night before. Those two plane close capital police officers knew exactly where to look. So, okay, fantastic. Now, let me just show you Thomas Massey's not buying the official story either. No, Thomas here's

what he says. Three things I've never believed about the January 5th pipe bomb story. Number one,

the bomber was a lone wolf. Number two, FBI was this incompetent for four years. In a case, this consequential, so they didn't accuse that coal guy until four years after and it was like a week after you discovered it was a cop, right? So then all of a sudden they come out, right? That's what that was the timing on this five five day five days after we named Shawnee Kirkoff, the FBI put a counter surveillance team on Brian Cole's house. Ha ha, five days. And the third thing

is that the perpetrators were pro Trump. So they definitely weren't. It looks like just like the January 6th thing, which we now know was pretty it was a it was a fed selection. The feds was an inside job. They had the unmarked buses show up there. They had lots of of assets. They had assets inside the capital that took off their police uniforms, put on Trump's supporter uniforms, with Maga hats inside the capital before anybody breached the capital. So we know this was a setup.

And the setup was, so they could say that Donald Trump ordered these or instigated these people inside of these people to commit the crime of federal trespassing on the capital. So then they

“could make him ineligible to run for president again. That was the theory, right?”

Yeah, the the details of which element of the setup there were that day, whether it was actually guys cops putting on Maga hats or whether it was there were cops or that federal agents on those buses or whether it was antifa. There's all kinds of theories about that. But yes, the overall 30,000 foot view of the day was is that they're needed to be an event that was unprecedented, unlike anything that let's just say, let's just call it for what it is. Most of the time you have a violent

riot in the streets of America, particularly in DC, it's left politically oriented. In this particular case, they needed a right politically oriented instigated riot in order to accomplish the goal that you initiated there. And the thing is, you don't again, you don't have to like Donald Trump or you don't have to vote for Donald Trump to see that this is a big problem for democracy. And as I tried to explain the Cornell West one I had on my show, the reason why

deep state do this to him to get rid of them. They could do it to anybody. They could certainly

do it to him. They could do it to Bernie Sanders or Jill Stein or anybody else who's close to grabbing power. They could do the exact do this kind of subversive things to them to get them

“eliminated from the election. That's my point. And that's why it doesn't matter. You could hate”

Donald Trump. You should still care about this, right? That's right. I mean, look, color revolution is something that our intelligence community and our Department of War, the Department of Defense at back in January 6, that's something that they do regularly around the world. I mean, this is not conspiracy theory. This is what they're good at. And we have elements of our intelligence community and our DOD that this they're expert at this. And so I had, I'll be honest with you, I had a

I was looking at something else related to January 6. I had, I had reason to believe there might even be deployment of certain types of directed energy weapons in the crowd that day. And so I was looking for answers to that possibility. Because by the way, they were deployed in the summer of 2020

“by General Mark Milley. And we know that from a United States Part Police IG report actually”

quotes Mark Milley as having deployed both sound and heat weapons in the crowd in 2020. And then, so that's again, not conspiracy theory. It's been printing from the federal government. And so we were looking for those elements in the January 6 crowd. So I interviewed a retired three-star so-called General Commander who told me he said, "Yes," he said, "We do have such a backpack-sized and as they refer to an agitation weapon." And this is exactly what he said. He said, "With it,

we can stop your heart. We can make you shit your pants." But, and the quote goes on, "This is an exact quote, but I wouldn't need that for January 6. All I would need is four or five of my best men to make that day happen." And we know they had hundreds of FBI and police assets

“undercover in the crowd. We know that's for a fact. Also, you know, you talk about that this is what”

the deep state does. They do these kind of color revolutions. Well, they did almost the exact playbook to Bolsonaro in Brazil. And if you don't know who that is, he was considered the Trump

of Brazil, and they had, so first they had Lula was the president. They had to imprison him because

he was not going along with the deep state and the establishment, right? So they put him in prison and Bolsonaro became president. They're like, "Whoops, he's too much far too far to the right." And so then they had to let Bolsonaro, they had to let Lula out of prison and they had to set up Bolsonaro in the exact same way, except it worked in Bolsonaro's case. They got him made it illegal for him to run for president again. And then now, if you notice, Bolsonaro's going along with the

lot of the establishment, not all of it, but he's going to be very pliable. In fact, Joe Biden congratulated him on when he won the presidency. So what does that tell you when a deep state tool like Joe Biden congratulates him for his win as president? That tells you he's working with them. And it tells you that Bolsonaro wants to stay alive. Oh, okay. So here is, I find it funny that they accuse an XDCP police officer that now works for the CIA. And then magically, there is a

second suspect within a month after that five days, actually, after there hadn't been any suspects

for years. That why that way, she now works for this year. So she got a nice promotion, right, for doing this. Yeah, actually, she was already a candidate for the CIA before January 6. She believed it or not, Sean and Karkov testified. She was the first person to testify in the very first January 6 criminal trial. Oh, I'm kidding. That was in the summer of 22. The defendant's name was Guy Rep that he was from Texas. And she testified in that trial in, in her direct

examination, it was discovered, you know, in the preliminary introductions as they do in a trial what your name, where he works. She said, they asked her, she still worked for the capital police. She said, no, but I still work for the government. And the prosecuting attorney with the government did not ask her who she worked with because the judge, because the judge, in a sidebar before they went on. And this is in the transcript. Sidebar conversations with the judge and the attorneys

are in the court transcripts. The judge warned them, warned both attorneys and said, we have a

Don't forget that gentleman, the both attorneys, it's your honor, it's your honor, and the

examination began. And so what she said and what she revealed in that direct examination was that she already had her application in to her current position, CIA, which we learned later, before January 6. So she was already a candidate for CIA on the 5th and the 6th of January 2021. This is all fascinating. Let me just show you, say here's this is from you, FBI reported to Congressman Loudermilk that two eyewitnesses who saw the bomber on January 5th

said it was a white person. It's in the congressional record. What's his agenda? FBI is what's

“FBI's agenda, and why have most people said the bomber was a woman. Do they all have an agenda?”

Very well said. Yes. So, um, and here we know it's not the guy because the suspects grandmother

Cole told the New York Post he's almost autistic like because he doesn't understand a lot of stuff. I hope he's not talking. She also alleged that he's very naive. He would not hurt a fly. He's just not that kind of a person. I don't believe that all that he's not a terrorist. The grandmother told the post that Cole works for the family's bail bondsman company, Brian Cole bail bonds. She added that he also worked for Door Dash for a time. He doesn't have any ties to DC.

I don't even know how they included him in this. How did they include them in this? Do you think? Well, we've actually found his car in DC at the same time that the bombs are being delivered. So his car is captured on Capitol CCTV, um, traffic cams, and his car is a 2017 blue Nissan center. We have his VIN number. We have his license plate with that. We were able to learn exactly the trend package of that particular model of car. And we found on Capitol TV three blue Nissan

centers 2017. Only one of them is the identical trend package of his car. And so we track that. And at the exact moment that the hooded bomber is on foot, a mile away, we can see Brian Cole's car turning on to 395 to go back to Virginia. We believe that he was delivering Door Dash at the

“time. And that's why the FBI is reporting the self tower pings on his phone.”

And so can you imagine being that kind of a despicable person that you would frame a guy who's but borderline autistic for something like this? Is that just, what? I just, I can't have a hard time wrapping my hand. And they know they're doing it. They know they're doing it. Yeah, and look, our, our our sources inside the FBI, which are, which are Legion, by the way, are, are all saying the same exact thing. We're not buying it. And in fact, the most recent whistleblower who came out specifically

because of the rest of Brian Cole Jr. And I'll tell you why he came out. He's a neighbor of the family and has seen Brian Cole walk his dog twice a day, every day for 10 years in his wife. And they said

“he is not, he's not physically capable of being the bomber. And this is, this is a current FBI agent”

in his, in his disclosure, he says this. And then I know who the whistleblower is. I have interviewed the whistleblower and the whistleblower said to me, he said, nobody in my shop is buying this arrest. Ah, so can you tell us, uh, if you can't, that's okay. What, why did you get fired from the blaze for talking about this? The blaze had a genuine real fear of an existential defamation lawsuit from Johnny Kirkaw. Kirkaw did, in fact, um, engage, although we know that

she's not paying for it. She can't possibly pay for it, uh, the most feared and powerful defamation

plaintiff, um, uh, wall firm in the country, which is called Clare Lock. And they're the, they're the company that got the $750 million judgment against Fox from the voting machine company. Oh, really? Yeah. And, and the blaze is not, you know, Fox news. It's not Rupert Murdoch. I mean, we're, we're, we're as, we're as the, uh, where it's Fox could survive a billion dollar judgment. The blaze would not survive a $50 million judgment. So they had me and my partner,

investigative process as I've been for years working on this exact project. He and I've worked on

this together. It's been thousands of hours together on this project and a couple of other members of our team. And, um, we were put under a muzzle within a day after the, um, story came out about Shawnee Corkoff. That was November 8th of last year when we published that story. And within 24 hours, the company was already in, um, panic because they were hearing from outside council that they had just subjected themselves to a possible existential lawsuit. So we were under gag order

for five months. We didn't quit working on it. And I had developed and we had developed so much more evidence. Jimmy, I couldn't keep it inside anymore. And I just told blaze, I was going to public with it with or without them. And so I put myself in a position where they had to fire me. Oh, okay. I got okay. All right. Yeah. I mean, I could understand being that afraid of, uh, you know, look what they did to Alex Jones, right? So you look at that and they, they could bank

reps. They could break up the blaze if they wanted probably. So right. Uh, well Steve Baker, great work. I appreciate you coming on. Thanks for, uh, you know, not letting this story die. And do you think that the people of America? Well, you know, most people I talked to in Hollywood. Most people here still believe Russia gate was real. And so do you think that, uh, the American people ever come to understand the truth about January 6th? I'm, I'm not going to let

“up until we reveal everything that we know. And I'm going to tell you, I believe that the pipe bomb”

investigation, that story is the cornerstone. It is, it is the corner card of the house of cards and it will come crashing down when we solve this case. And we put all, when we prove it to the

American people, the first thing that people have to look at, just look at Brian Cole, he cannot

physically be the bomber. In fact, our video expert, he, who has spent more time on, on looking at him than anybody else on the planet, including anybody else at the FBI, has said that Brian Cole Jr's body is his alibi. Haha, so is he a match? Is he out on bail at this time? Nope. No, he's in jail. Uh, he's been, he's been held in jail since he was arrested the first week of December. Uh, he's, uh, autistic, highly OCD. Um, he's like a, uh, if you remember the movie

Rain Man, he's like five minutes to Wattner kind of guy very rigid oriented, uh, kind of individual. And so he's completely out of his element. And, um, I think that the, the OJ is essentially torturing him to get him to break into, into a plea deal so that they can wipe their hands of this and say, we got our man guilty, done and done, and be, you know, move on. That's that, that's really,

“the, the, the government is evil. Well, let's all remember that. The biggest liars in the world are”

the government, the second is the corporate media, and third and the distant third are Rando's

on social media. So anyway, Steve Baker, thank you for making time. Thanks for doing this and, uh, we'll keep abreast and hopefully we'll talk to you again. Thank you, Jimmy. Okay, pal. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is to become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week. And it's a great way to help support the show. You can do it by going to JimmyDork.com. Clicking out join premium.

It's the most affordable premium program in the business. And it's a great way to help put to thumb back in the eye of the bastards. Thanks for everybody who was already a premium member. And if you haven't, you're missing out. We give you lots of bonus content. Thanks for your support. Trump says enough is enough. It tells Israel to halt attacks on Lebanon. Spoiler alert. They didn't. They did it. Israel is violated the Lebanon ceasefire eight times

in only 30 minutes. That's from in press news. I don't think they get what ceasefire means. I think

“they means you cease and we fire. Is that, that's how Israel interprets it. And you got to laugh”

about this stuff because it's horrible. And you can't, that's how Israel wins. If you stop laughing and you get depressed, they win. President Donald Trump instructed Israel to halt its attacks on Lebanon. Iran said the truth that Lebanon was the reason it elected to reopen the straight of our moves. Really, Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer. They are prohibited from doing so by the USA enough is enough. Trump wrote on truth social and Friday. He made it

the statement that day after he announced the US broker to ceasefire, searched far between Israel in Lebanon. There it is. USA will get all nuclear dust created by our great B2 bombers.

no way. I can't do a, if I could do a Trump in press. You know what? That would help you.

“Oh, it bothers me. Everybody in their brother can do a Trump impression. I can't do it. It's like”

Jack Nicholson. Everybody can do a Jack Nicholson impression. The deal is in no way subject to Lebanon either, but the USA will separately work with Lebanon and deal with the Hezbollah situation in an appropriate manner. Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer. They are prohibited from doing so by the USA. Okay. Okay. You're going to do whatever Benjamin Net. By the way, they didn't stop. So, what'd you do about it? Not in a while, President Trump claimed the

TA Iran's decision to reopen the straight-up or moves was unrelated to Lebanon. Iran said it is allowing traffic through the straight only because of the truth. Oh, you know what? I I tweeted out. I couldn't find was looking and looking and I'm trying to find out. Well, okay.

“So, they opened it, but is Iran going to still keep charging the $2 million. So, I just asked this”

on the Twitter's and let's see if I got it. I didn't get many responses. Furkan goes, "Zerka, he usually knows stuff about this. He says good question." Okay. Nobody knows. Really? Nope. In line with the ceasefire and Lebanon the passage for all commercial vessels through straight of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire.

Terran said that all ships transiting the straight would need to coordinate with Iran. Okay. There it is. There's the foreign minister. I got G. Why do they have all the Italians running the Iranian foreign minister? In line with the ceasefire and Lebanon the passage for all commercial vessels, vestibals and vessels through the straight of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire on the coordinated route as already announced by

ports and maritime. Okay. The Iranian military said that the straight is still close to military vessels. It's unclear if the ceasefire and Lebanon will hold for the next 10 days. Not going to. Already been broken. So we'll see. Since the start of the truth Israel has already carried out one strike at Lebanon killing one person. They've done more. Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu vowed that he was still in the process of dismantling Hezbollah. We have not yet finished the job.

There are things we plan to do to address the remaining rocket threat. And the drone threat,

he said, "Oh good for you." Trump asserted that Tehran agreed never to close the straight again.

And that the U.S. blockade of Iranian ports would remain in fact until a final agreement is reached. Iran has agreed to never close. There it is. Okay. The straight of Hormuz is completely open and ready for business and full passes Trump wrote in a separate post. But the naval blockade will remain in full force in effect that as it pertains to Iran. Only until such time as our transaction with Iran is 100%. So he's saying that we're not going to let Iran's chips through.

How are you going to do that?

“What is exactly a hundred percent of this transaction? What's the transaction?”

I'm going to guess to a permanent peace deal. So hey, if you're enjoying joining, if you enjoy joining the cult of drinking the kool-aid, wait till you try drinking the blockade, that one kills your entire economy at once. Iranian President Spokesperson, say it Muhammad Medi Tabadah. Tabadah. He, another Italian, said that the claim that Tehran agreed not to close the straight again was baseless statements

of the enemy. The conditional and limited reopening of the port portion of the straight of Hormuz is solely an Iranian initiative. One that creates responsibility and serves to test the firm commitments of the opposing side. If they were nigg, on their promises, they will fare face dire consequences. While Tehran has not responded to Trump's assertion that Iran agreed to give up its nuclear material and dismantle its enrichment program, Iranian officials have stated that

they are only willing to dilute stockpiles their stockpile of 60 percent enriched uranium and exchange

this guy in the show, right? Say, "Ed Muhammad Morandi, I live, I have learned that after Netanyahu did not adhere to the ceasefire agreement last night, Iran told the United States that if the ceasefire in Lebanon were not swiftly announced, Iran would attack the Israeli regime. This increased pressure and helped lead to the ceasefire announcement." Okay, so here is CNN is confirming that Trump was forced to order Israel to halt its bombing of Hezbollah just to get Iran to the negotiating

table. Wow, the Trump administration is relying entirely on Pakistani generals to save their disastrous diplomatic collapse, total humiliation for Washington. And let's remember, this is CNN, which is now Zionist owned. It's so much distrust between the sides, but Iran was clearly calling on Israel to stop bombing Hasbollah and Trump gave them that. So, do you think trust is building

“on the Iranian side in these talks? I think without that, it would have made what the Pakistani”

Phil Marshall, the interior minister were trying to do to move the Iranian side along it, it would have made it much harder. Jadi Vance, the Vice President, when he left here last weekend, he said, "U.S. has put down best and final offer, essentially the bulls in the Iranian court." Now, the Pakistani team, the negotiators, have gone to Tehran to try to sort of, if you will, move Iran forward, move that bull, if you will. Okay, dokey, Shabbat Shalom,

the ships are home, breaking Israel as violated as eight times. But here's a weird, there's a weird part of this ceasefire agreement. What do you hear this, Kurt?

The text of temporary ceasefire between Lebanon and Israel has just been published, as always,

“the devils and the details and what is the detail that Israel shall preserve its right to take”

all necessary measures in self-defense. At any time, against plan, imminent, or ongoing attacks. So, even if an attack hasn't happened, Israel gets to bomb them because they can say the proof it was imminent, right? Yeah, they could say, they could just say, "Well, one was coming." So, we had to just like, we had to just like the United States when they started this war, that is, so we had to bomb them first because we were pretty sure they were going to bomb us.

So, it was Israeli intelligence, the most moral and impeccable intelligence you can get, that told Trump that. Yes, the most moral. I mean, they had very accurate pictures of whatever evil thing he did to let him also persuade him. This shall not be impeded by the cessation of hostilities besides this, it will not carry out any offensive military operations against Lebanese targets, including civilian military and other state targets, in the territory of Lebanon by land,

air, or sea. Okay. Okay, sure. All right. So, here of Will Christu, this is his first impressions. You want to hear it? First impression is that this returns Lebanon to post 2024 ceasefire status, where Israel is allowed to strike where it wants in Lebanon. If it deems it in self-defense, as per Article 3 of the ceasefire text, this will probably

“spare Beirut at the least. But it is a unique ceasefire where one side of the truth is allowed to fire.”

On the other, if it deems fit, the second point is that the talks between Israel and Lebanon are meant to lead to colon disarming of Hezbollah, demarcating the border between Lebanon and Israel, both the issues have been at the heart of Israel Lebanon complex since 2006,

and despite successive efforts have never found a solution. So, we're unlikely to see a real

solution to either of those issues in the 10 days ceasefire period. Yeah, we're not. What happens next, if not, a return to war, extension of the ceasefire, I'm going to guess war. I'm going to guess American boots on the ground, Jimmy, and it's about time. Really? Embarrassed Israeli's confets, they don't actually know what ceasefire means.

It means you cease we fire. Yeah. We seize your things, you spell it wrong. Yeah, ceasefire. Yeah, ceasefire to Benjamin Netanyahu means that they're going to attack you while you're sleeping, and while you aren't shooting at us, because you believe this.

Basically, that's it. The Talmud tells us that we can do whatever we want, because even though we

There it is. Iran is announced that the straight of Iran, he says straight of Iran, he calls it.

“So, that's how you know he's in a good mood. Was that part of the deal?”

This is fire. He has to call it the straight of Iran the way we say Gulf of America. Yeah, I think so. Glenn Greenwell. So, and culture, she's, she's again, she was with Trump.

Right? Uh, first couple of months of his president, she was, she said,

"Every day I wake up, it's like Christmas, Trump's doing everything I want." Now, she's back to hate them. She says, "Yeah, the straight of the straight that was open before we began bombing Iran, open. Iran, open. It's open again. Everybody pretend this is a huge victory for Trump and he'll end this catastrophe." Was the goal to get a bunch of his railies killed because that's what they have achieved with this, besides all the people they killed in Arab

countries, which I don't, you know, that's like the war. Yeah, you're not supposed to care about them. That's your bad person. Seriously, organize a victory parade for Trump and the Rose Garden for getting the straight of Iran open for the first time in history. Then give them another bust of his head in the shape of some tacky Churchill bus sitting on Mark Levin's box shelf and call it a day. Call it a day. So, Iran embassy tweeted this out. Bad mood. It's called the straight of Trump.

Normal mood. It's the straight of our mood. Good mood. Straight of Iran. Yeah, they have a Trump alert level now. The ceasefire has happened, but there is no ceasefire on roasting. The Iran embassy is on full savage mode and Trump is delivering comedy without a script. The ceasefire is on the ground, but on Twitter, a meme war is still going on. To hot war on Iran. I didn't think that like all the good singers were going to come from the Iran embassy in

Zimbabwe. Who did? I didn't even know they knew what comedy was. I mean, well, I mean, if you don't know what it is now, this is ever. This is nice. So, they give Trump the gold medal. He checks to make sure it's okay. Look, they're given the, he's popping the champagne. But when you look at it, he's not the winner. Iran is that he destroyed China with this move. It's five D just a really hurt China. So, this idea. So, there's an idea of floating around Kurt. I'm sure you've seen it

that this is Trump doing five D chess and he wants to strangle, he wants to collapse. Rick Scott said this on Fox News last night. He said, hey, if the Chinese economy collapses over this short-age of oil, then I don't care. Well, I think just like the reason why we can't go to war with China is they make all our stuff. Yeah, I still don't get how we're trying to destroy a thing we trade with that we escort their oil to them. I like our phones and viruses and shoes

are like, let's stop doing business them and we hate them. We thought we found out during COVID. We can't even make masks. And if the Chinese economy collapses, doesn't that mean Walmart's economy collapses? If they are not able to make stuff, doesn't that mean Walmart's not able to sell stuff?

“That's what it all says first. I got to see. I know I'm getting it wrong. Do you know there's”

a million reasons Erica Kirk didn't shop to that thing? Oh, Bill. Well, I'm million. We're going to

talk about one. We're going to talk about it. But it's a thousand, then a million tons of reasons. Yeah, tons of reasons that their tracks, they're tracking her planes. That's the problem. Well, guess what? Everybody could track any plane at any time. So we're going to talk about that. What? So, yes, you know that, right? The tracking the planes, who is that? That's what they're saying, no, no, the threat because everybody was like, hey, I'm probably Iran because they know

our real leaders are punks and they don't do anything. Probably trying to go. Because the lie was that, oh no, the threat wasn't at the event. The threat was that they were tracking her travel. Well, they can do that. They first of all, they've been doing it. Second of all, they can do it forever.

So, this is this threat. It's never going to end. So, is she just going to stay Shabbat Shalom?

Can't I say mother helper? Right? She's going to stay Shabbat Shalom at home with her kids. Yeah, oh, yeah, Shalom at home as the great Rabbi Shmule used to say. Can a soul is response to

“JD bands. So, you saw JD bands and he told people to stop criticizing Erica and that's why”

she's getting death threats. It's a crazy. We have to think stupid wokies used to say. Yep. NAC has to care terrorist. It's a surprise. I wonder what the common factor is and all those awful movements. Oh, I bet it's Israel. If you tell people I suck and then something should happen to me when they find that I suck. That's on you, Jimmy. So, let's watch this. Here's Erica's clap back. Oh, my gosh. Maybe I do. Oh, I think I might. Okay.

but but unless he said it was categorically the most preposterous thing he had seen in politics in

“a very long time. It could still be true because he hasn't seen very much in politics. That's right.”

Gotta go quickly. I gotta go quickly. I gotta go quickly. Okay, here's a Gloria. I'm not talking

about other shit. Here's what Ken is said. Shame on JD vans, for taking the bait on that in response to Andrew

Colbert's questioning, he's going to lecture us. He's going to comment and he's going to lecture us. Take a listen to what JD vans has to say. Again, if you're instinct is to go after not the left wing radicals who are assaulting Savannah or not the people who shot Charlie Kirk, but if you're instinct is to go after a young mother because she's grieving in a win. By the way, young mother, she's 37. She's not 18. Not acting like she doesn't have an agency. She's not 18. She's not 22. She's not even 28. She's 37. Millions. She's young for a mother of

darkness and that culture. Yes, she's almost middle-aged. Right? Doesn't 40 make you middle-aged. I'm well, you're certainly great. Let's call Don Lemon. Let's get that lemon on this because I'm pretty sure call her. If you are 40, you are past your prime. That's for sure. Me, Shes, I already break it to you. You're past your prime. Mickey Haley, Don Lemon knows one thing for sure. Nobody likes a mill. Don Lemon ought to know. Here we go. You find, you find wrong. Well, why don't you stay in your

lane and mind your own business. Reef is complicated. Reef is complicated. No. So, there's there's there's no. Sure. So, JD Veds doesn't find anything wrong with the way Erica Kirk is grieving. Sure, he married a woman from another culture, but deep down inside, he wants to see that tall American blonde ass shaking like a sack of potatoes up there on stage. Am I right? Come out. Wait, does he me complicated because of all the pyro techniques you got to get the fire

“and fire. That's why it's complicated. Let's start it again. Shame on JD Vance for taking the”

bait on that. In response to Andrew Colbert's questioning, he's going to lecture us. He's going to come in and he's going to lecture us. Take a listen to what JD Vance has to say. Again, if you're instinct is to go after not the left wing radicals who are assaulting Savannah, or not the people who shot Charlie Kirk, but if you're instinct is to go after a young mother. You love her because she's grieving in a way that you find, you find wrong. Well, why don't you stay in your

lane and mind your own business? Reef is complicated and I just, you know, it's complicated. There's another angle in the center which is just so absurd, which is that people will say that Erica, she's been doing this, she's been doing that and I would be doing something different

and it's like, first of all, that's fine. If you want to criticize somebody because you have

a disagreement, disagree with my politics. disagree with something that Erica or Andrew say on the turning point podcast, we did this desire to go after the way she's, she's grieving your husband. That's the most preposterous thing I've seen in a very long time and I've seen a lot of crazy stuff and politics. Like just like what did you call me a preposterous liar? When someone asked to go, yeah, what did you say that was so preposterous? I said that he wanted, he was for bombing

Syria, which I then, when he called me a preposterous liar, I produced a video of him and I debating it on camera for about 20 minutes and he was for bombing Syria. But anyway, that's neither here nor there. I buried the hatchet with Jenke, you go, I no longer have any bad feelings toward it, and that's true. I don't. I mean, what things are a little bigger now than just, you know, I don't know. I just assume the magic horse. I'm glad that he found a war that he's against

finally and so that's fantastic. He's against Gaza and now two wars and Iran. So he's two

for two now since, you know, this year. Great job. Great job. So here's what Candace has to say.

Okay, first off, we do criticize them all the time for what they say on the podcast. The whole public has been doing that actually since everything happens. Please stop saying this repeat phrase at everyone previously. It doesn't matter how many times you say it doesn't make it true. Okay, you can't just say stuff. Everybody grieves differently. Yeah, no, for sure. Everyone that I know

“does that. No one. That's why it stands out to people and people go, this is strange. Most people would”

fear going out. So they would want to be closer to their kids, stop trying to constantly feed us this love. But the audacity to say something like he just said, he said that it was the most preposterous thing that he has seen in politics in very long time. People criticizing at the current. That's the most preposterous thing he's seen in politics in very long time. This is agreeing with the new CEO in chairman. This is not just a widow. This is a new CEO in chairman

of TPSA, a position that she did not earn, nothing that she has done, warrant her being in that position. And that to him is like, whoa, I can't believe people are doing this. I've seen some preposterous things just over the last few weeks in politics that should probably rank higher on your list. Okay. Like when you guys blew up that school, 150 Iranian school girls were killed, and then you lied about it. Back to me, feels a little more preposterous. And he was not just

preposterous. You're just out here lying about things. I don't know the Epstein files. Did you have time to go through that, Mr. Vice President? Nothing in there ranked more preposterous for you than us criticizing Erica Kirk. How about Trump just generally attacking a Pope because he's calling for peace? How about Trump saying that regime of protest? That was pretty preposterous that she's got it. It's not even close.

President Macron is like, she's like a thinner Pete Rose with a wig. Here we go. She always runs

“it out the first base. That's what I like about him.”

I like you got the body of David Spade in the face of Pete Rose. They call it Brigitte Hustle. There we go. The real ticket you guys ran on was calling for peace. Now you're attacking the Pope or Trump is attacking the Pope because it's calling for peace. That feels pretty preposterous. Going to war with the explicit aim of opening the straight-of-war news, which was already

opened before you began the war, is pretty preposterous. Gas prices right now are pretty preposterous. Us criticizing a grieving widow can't keep her story straight about anything? No, that's not.

That's not even that shouldn't even hit your radar. So please do not lecture us J. D. Do not.

The lecture that is coming from you is exactly why we don't like Erica because we see it for exactly what it is. It's elite. She has money and connections. She can call Vice President J.D. Vance. She can get the Secretary Scott Bezos to issue a letter on demand, demanding you stop looking into their finances. She can get to Trump to say how much Charlie loved her in his Easter speech. It's the balcony approach that makes us sick. We feel it. You guys looking down

the crowd like we're animals and you're somehow more dignified. Okay, Mr. Vice President, respectfully, our friends aren't in the Epstein files. And I have enough common sense to know that the reason we refer to it as common sense is because it shared amongst the commoners, us, the

majority. And right now, the left and the right to the internet, we have correctly identified the

nature of your friend, Erica Kirk. So please, I beg of you. We are seven months into the same please. Do not give us more bedslap. We have had our fill. And if it is truly a desire to transform hearts and minds about Erica, might I very humbly suggest that you start with the story that makes sense about September 10th? What happened? One that doesn't feature magical bullets and Superman necks and trainees that write out entire confessions in the spirit of a Jane Austen novel

my love, one which doesn't feature company employees who witnessed the shooting. And for some incomprehensible reason neglects to call 911 but instead rushed to remove cameras within minutes that we might advise rather than lecturing us from a balcony string together a coherent story and a timeline for the commenters. Please and thank you. And you're welcome. So even Steven Zionist controlled Barry Weiss headed CBS News is calling out her garbage. Secret service determines

no credible threats to UGA rally after Erica Kirk's cancellation. That's from CBS News. That's the Larry Ellison controlled Barry Weiss headed. You know the toady. So can this response to this? Let me read it to you. To recap, Erica Kirk flew into Athens, Georgia. We played Athens, Georgia, fun plays from Palm Beach on Tuesday. I'm by the way, these are all

“private planes. They all, they play around in private jets. Isn't it fantastic? But a life is in”

danger and people keep tracking it. And if you talk about it, you're putting your life into danger. You don't talk about it. So she went from Palm Beach to Athens on Tuesday after a weekend bridal shower at Mara Logo. She flew in a board of massive apartment-sized jet owned by Vegas billionaires. She's on fire for God. She landed into a terminal which had been secured since Monday by our nation's secret service. There was both a military and police presence waiting at the

terminal to escort the vice president who was due to land about an hour and 30 minutes after her. After learning of the crowd size, Erica decided she no longer wanted to do the event. Rather than simply canceling, she instructed her PR team, boy, that is, Scott got to be an ironic moniker. A PR team, there's like the reverse PR team to make up a demanded lie about imminent threats against her travel safety. Again, she was already in Georgia sitting upon a

federally cleared pathway. Her PR agent and vice president then shamelessly lectured the audience about these invisible threats suggesting they were the public spot for having criticized her, utterly indefensible and psychopathic. "We quick question, PR means Puerto Ricans, right?"

“"I think so." "You're Puerto Ricans." "You're Puerto Ricans team."”

"I don't know as I see." "That's what Mel Gibson would call it."

"I'm loving Candice." "It's good." "It's great." "Again, if you don't like her, who cares?

“I want to know what these fuckers did." "I'm with you." "I don't have any bad feelings about Candice,”

but if I did, I would still want to hear this." "I still want it, yeah." "I'm certainly on a team." T.P. USA and Charlie, it's really unfair that guy, a little bit got to open his eyes and they whacked him and they whacked him. "And I feel for him for that, but let's face facts that T.P. USA

was always a big bunch of bullshit run by psychopath Intel's ionists. So it's already been a

fucked thing and you'd be an idiot to follow it. It's just now people can see that better. "Hey, this is Jimmy, who's this?" "Hey, this is Vice President JD van. Thanks for acknowledging me." "Mr. Vice President, nice of you to call. How are you?" "I'm doing really well. Thanks for asking. I just got back from Islamabad for the piece talking with Iran where I accomplished absolutely nothing, then went straight to Georgia to attorney point USA event, which, of course,

was another exercise in pointlessness. So I'm really getting back to first prince here with not really doing anything as deep and simply just talking shit. "I see, that must feel nice."

"Oh, Jimmy, it feels really good to get back to your calling. There's nothing like it."

"So how are you talking shit about these days?" "The Pope mainly." "The Supreme Ponte, the Bishop of Rome, you're really aiming high." "Yeah, in a way there's no one higher if you think about it. This might be the most ambitious shit talking projects of mine yet. But if anyone is up for the challenge, it's me. The sheer arrogance and hubris of an adult Catholic convert, turning around and criticizing the Pope for articulating a basic preference for peace over war,

is astonishing even for me." "Yeah, that's a pretty tall order calling out the Pope for literally saying blessed are the peacemakers, which is a direct quote of Jesus." "Exactly, Jimmy. We in a Trump administration are devout Christians who love war and cruelty. So we need to distance ourselves from these peace and love pussy ass pseudo Christians. And if that includes the literal Pope, so be it. I am ready to talk shit." "And not just talk shit, but threaten."

"That's true. I did take the shit talking to the next level with Pope Leo. I said that he should promptly be careful." "Uh, and what did you mean by that?" "Well, the clear indication there is that he doesn't know what he's talking about, and that we in the Trump administration know more about theology than he does. How I don't know, I guess just intuition. Uh, the band for the Pope is just spout off about war and peace like he's doing. It's sort of dangerous. He should be careful."

"Wait, wait. That danger is for whom?" "Or him, for the Pope." "Why do you mean?" "Well,

“I think we've all seen Donald Trump's willingness to affect regime change when necessary”

early in Iran, previously in Venezuela next year in Cuba. We will remove leaders that are not in our interest. And Vatican City is technically a country that is ruled by the Pope." "Are you insinuating that the Trump administration might invade Vatican City and remove Pope Leo and install a new Pope?" "I mean, things like that did happen in the Middle Ages.

For a while there were two Pope's because a lot of people didn't like the first Pope.

So a second Pope came along. I mean, maybe there should be more than one Pope now, like a second Pope who is cool with war and killing and other awesome stuff." "Okay, but should the United States government be involved in the papacy like this?" "No, but why stop now. It's kind of too late to be normal." I see your point, I guess. Hey, but between this and Trump's recent retweet of a meme depicting him is Jesus, don't you think that your

administration is losing favor with Christians? "Not really. I mean, let's be real here.

“Trump deleted that tweet and said he thought it was him as a doctor and I think that's pretty”

obviously the case. I mean, when I picture a doctor, I definitely picture a benevolent sleep paralysis team and with absolutely no medical instruments on his person. Do you mean people were just being silly about this? Christians love us and what we're doing?" "You sure about that?" "Jimmy, I'm confident if Jesus came back today. He would absolutely be behind this

President Trump feel like doing." "What if he didn't, though? What if Jesus came back and,

“you know, was critical of the Trump administration?" "Typathetically, I suppose we would have to have”

a conversation." "What Jesus Christ?" "Yeah, I mean if Jesus came back and started saying ignorant shit because he's new to the 21st century and doesn't understand geopolitics,

I suppose I'd have to talk shit about him." "About Jesus, Jesus, about Jesus Christ,

yeah, I mean he is like one higher than the Pope if you think about it." "Yeah." "It would be

“pretty daring shit talking, but you know what if the insist on being a like peace Jesus,”

like all that gay turned the other cheap bullshit, most Christians would be on my side.

Christianity is kind of moved on from the teachings of Jesus." "Christians would be on your side

against Jesus." "I see." "I mean when you say it like that it does sound crazy." "Yeah, it does." "Well, I'll tell you why when he comes back we can see how it shakes out." "When he comes back?"

“"I mean that is sort of what Pete Hague said to the other evangelicals in the administration or”

going for with this Iran Israel situation. They want to meet Jesus so they're starting the final war in the Middle East to trigger the end time. As a Catholic I'm not so much into that army getting rapture stuff, but I'm not opposed to it either." "Well that's beyond terrifying." "Well like I said Jimmy it's too late to be normal. These are frightening times. All we can do is Americans is prey to the God that we also wish to theologically challenge and we'll be the

government and just do what you're told. Oh and don't forget to follow your taxes tonight. These Jesus' bank wars aren't cheap. Okay Jimmy. Gotta go. Hope I made you and your listeners feel better about everything." "Okay thanks buddy." Hey, become a premium member. Go to JimmyDorcavity.com. Sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business. "All the voices performed today are by the one and only the inimitable Mike McCray. He can be found at Mike McCray.com."

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