This Ceasefire Is A Pretext For A U.S. Invasion Of Iran! – Prof. Jiang

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Professor Zhang Beijing based educator, writer, and advocate for education reform. Known for his work in promoting creativity,

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He gained international attention and 24 for his viral predictions about geopolitics for seeing Donald Trump's return to power. U.S. Iran conflict and U.S. losing that war based on historical patterns and game theory. Welcome back to the show, Professor Zhang.

Good to see you. Thanks, Jimmy. Thanks for inviting me back. Now the first thing I wanted to bring up this happened, so I don't know if you're up on this, but the United States has attacked a ship, right?

So they're going to block the straighted foremouse. And let me just play if this is what's got a reader out. This is his assessment of what happened, and I'll get you a response. Hang on.

The billions?

Well, my understanding is that there was a Iranian cargo ship

that was making transit out of the straight-war moves into the Gulf there, and in accordance with the agreement that was reached between the United States and Iran in Islamabad about the ceasefire. And illegal American blockade has no legitimacy under international law,

and is a complete violation of the ceasefire agreement. Demanded that the ship stopped the ship didn't, and the United States, the U.S. Navy vessel destroyer, told the ship to evacuate the interim room, and they fired on the interim room,

causing the ship to come to a halt. The U.S. Marine, the reading group was landed on the vessel and to control the vessel. It is an act of piracy. There's no legitimacy for this action whatsoever.

“Well, what would be the goal of something like this?”

I would trump on headset, even order this.

If you're a psychological operation, this is about the United States spinning the events of the president and claim that he has the upper hand that, you know, if, for instance, Iran were to go to Islamabad and agree to a deal the president would say it's only because of

the strong stance that he's taken in enforcing this blockade and compelling the Iranians to, you know, see the commonsense and coming to an agreement. That's all this is. It has nothing to do with, you know, legitimately stopping flow.

Even let's just say that, let's just acknowledge that this is nearly a lack of like much of what the United States does, you know, but the goal is to effectively halt shipping out of the strained hormones by the Iranians. And this, this most certainly is not doing that.

So it's just pure theater, theater of the absurd. So what, what is your response to the act and his assessment? Yeah, I can really agree. So a naval blockade is considering act of war. And so it, it breaks a spirit of the ceasefire.

That's point number one.

“Point number two is that, I think Scott Ritter is right in that”

Trump is trying to negotiate from a position of strength. But I think the more obvious explanation is that Trump, and hecks up, are not serious about peace at all. Even though there is a ceasefire, we're seeing a massive military build-up in the Middle East.

When the George H.W. Bush arrives in theater, possibly by Friday, the Americans will have about 60,000 troops ready to go for a massive invasion of of Iran, which is what a lot of people expect to happen. So let's see, ceasefire, it's pure theater.

It's just a pretext to put up forces in the Middle East. And so Trump, I announced today that on Wednesday, the ceasefire will end. So that means he's going to start bombing again. And what do you see happening on Wednesday? So the ceasefire does expire on Wednesday.

That doesn't there's initially mean that the bombing will start right away. Because remember, the Americans need to get forces in position. They need to stage the forces. And so it's possible that on Wednesday, Trump announces another two week ceasefire. And he doesn't only care what they really need to say,

because they need time to prepare for the strike. So the Americans use something called shock and awe. So they want to go in the story as much as they can, and then leave with minimal civilian casualties. So they are looking to strike as hard as possible

when the times are appropriate. So let me just play you one more clip from Scott Ritter saying that

Trump cannot escalate anymore without having severe consequences rain down upon the Gulf States, right? And so if Trump, it looks like there,

“does it look like two, they're getting ready for a grant?”

Like a ground invasion? They've got what 50, 60,000 troops there now? What do you think they're getting ready to do? So from a military perspective, if the worst escalate, then the Americans in round two will use a three-prong approach.

Okay? So the first approach will be to try to economic strangle your ran.

So the naval blockade will be part of that, but the Americans will also try to see each carguerlin. They will try to seize the Iranian coastline. And so what the Americans are trying to do is dislodge Iran from the show of homoos. Because right now the Iranians can collect tolls

off the street of homoos, they can export oil from Carguerlin. And so the Americans want to blockade and contain Iran. That's the first pillar. The second pillar is to stir up ethnic tensions in Iran. And what you do that is your established sport operating basis in ethnic regions,

like Black-A-Stan and the Kurdish region. And then you encourage and you arm ethnic insurgents against the government in Iran.

“And the third thing which I think will be the most effective”

is you will start to suffocate Iran in the capital. You do that by limiting the capacity to access food, water and electricity.

You basically bomb power plants, you bomb reservoirs, and you bomb railways.

And so you force the population in just a mission. And if you do these three strategies, the theory is that you will force Iran into a political settlement. And what kind of settlement do they want? I mean, it seems, what does his Trump even said when he wants? He said he wanted, he said he wanted complete victory or complete surrender.

But what does that mean? What it means is that the Americans can impose terms. So what this means is that the Iranians, the Iranians will have to surrender. They're Iranian, all of their Iranian. They will have to surrender to a weapons program. They want the band in the proxies.

And they will have to install the Shaw as their new leader, American puppet. So those are the four conditions for surrender. Oh, that really, okay. And what do you think the likelihood of that is? Zero percent.

Zero, right? Yeah, that seems crazy. So it seems like for real, they're going to, again, try to resume the war that Donald Trump and the United States is going to resume the war. Either whensday or after another phony ceasefire, giving them time to, I mean, Iran sees what they're doing.

They see that they're bringing, they know what's coming.

And so here's what Scott Ritter had to say,

will happen once the United States starts the war again. And I want to get your reaction to it. Well, the Iranians have made it clear that they're not going to start slow and finish fast. They're not going to wait for the United States and Israel to set the pace. Which is what they did in 40 days.

The escalation, the nature of targets, etc. That were engaged by Iran. We're largely defined by the nature of the Israeli-American strikes against Iran. Here, the Iranians, I believe, will start with the notion that, because the United States is incapable of negotiating good faith,

“that you must assume that any military action that's now taken is done to”

eliminate the regime of the Islamic Republic. And therefore, this is an existential war. Therefore, just go for the juggler from the start. And I think this is what you're going to see. If we start attacking Iran, I think you're going to see Iran hit.

Some Gulf Arab states harder than they've ever been hit. It is real very hard start taking up key infrastructure. And maybe reach out to the United States in a few places as well. The United States is growing over confident in terms of operation. But this is going to be a one-way street.

When the war starts, we will be bombing empty buildings. We will be blowing up bridges and railroad tracks that have no fundamental value from a military standpoint. And Iran is going to be striking back with absolute devastation. And the defeat will be obvious after the first three days.

When, as I said, perhaps Abu Dhabi, Dubai, maybe another city will be unable to sustain life on the scope and scale necessary to be to retain the statute that they enjoy today. People we force to leave flee by the hundreds of thousands. So do you agree with that assessment?

I think that's what we've been saying here all along that of Trump escalates

the Gulf States desalination plants. And then that's game over for them. What do you say? I can be agree.

“So the most obvious thing that Iran's can do is close off the Red Sea.”

And then the thing is strike at Gulf energy infrastructure. They need to destroy the pipelines. This one knock out one third of the world's energy supply. This would completely destroy the Gulf States. They went on reliable.

But the problem is that Americans have made a calculation that this is

an acceptable cost that they are willing to take the risk. And the reason why is that in January, the Trump White House announced something called the National Security Strategy. And so this is the Pentagon's strategy moving forward from next 5 to 10 years. And that's four major pillars that help us explain why the war is progressing

the way it is in the Middle East. The first major pillar is to secure the Western Hemisphere American home front. The second pillar is to contain China. The third pillar is to make better use of American allies to basically encourage them to participate more in global defense.

The fourth pillar is to ramp up America's war time industrial production. And we're already seeing these four pillars play out. So if American perspective, the goal is to create greater North America. Something called a "technate" fortress America. And then this will become a self-sufficient perimeter that allows America to sell resources,

weapons, and financing to the rest of the world. And what America will do is create balance of power in each different region. So in East Asia, Japan and China will balance each other out. And they will both become dependent on American governments, American resources, and American financing. Something will happen in Europe where Russia and Europe, NATO will balance each other out

and both will become dependent again on America. And in East Asia, in West Asia, it will be the Gulf States and Israel versus Iraq. And this is what's laid out in National Security Strategy. And unfortunately, what we're seeing is the strategy you've played out in real time. So why would China, Japan, Russia, what's their move?

I can't see them just letting this happen. And can you? Right. So there's only one actual response to America's National Security Strategy. It is for Russia, Iran, and China to work together to get a continental trade block that can then absorb Africa, Middle East and Europe in East Asia, and sort of negate American naval power.

“And that's why this war in Iran is happening because Iran is with the pivot.”

It is where Russia's north-south trade quarter runs through. It's where Europe's, I'm at quarter runs through. It is where China has built and rolled and it should move. So you can create chaos in Iran. The world is no longer able to trade in Eurasia.

It's completely dependent on sea for trade and it needs energy. Right.

So basically, what America should do is create as much chaos around the world as possible,

so that the nations are dependent on American energy. And again, so what do you think? I mean, Russia is very oil rich, and what do you think? What will they do?

“I mean, they'll tell me, I mean, I'm like, like, in the materialy, what will they do?”

Right. So what's happening right now is that the Americans are imposing a naval block on all ocean trade. Right. So we're seeing, as you mentioned, there's Iranian ship. We turn it from China being bordered and basically being like seized and kidnapped by the Americans. We're also seeing Russia and shut off the tankers being bordered by the Americans as well. We're also seeing this past month, all we'll be finding is fires around the world.

So most famous case was in Gil and Australia, where a refinery was suspiciously and accidentally on fire, destroying Australia's access to jet fuel. We're also seeing fires in Bucharest, Russia. Oh, sorry, Bucharest, Romania in India, in Myanmar. We're also seeing the Ukrainian start to strike Russian energy infrastructure.

So what's happening right now is basically a war over energy resources between Russia and America.

and as both communities destroy each other's energy resources.

“So this is really going to be World War III and it's going to be for a while.”

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So this is making the rounds.

There's an IDF soldier, or do you say IOF? IDF stands for Israeli defense force, but the IOF means you're, it was really occupying force, which is actually more accurate. Well, I like an M for moral and there's somewhere, please. I know. So this is making the round.

So there's an Israeli soldier. He's got the message ahead of Jesus Christ statue during operations in Southern Lebanon. And you know what, in that IDF soldier's defense, he probably didn't know it was Jesus. He was murdering a red cross doctor. They look so close, you know.

They're so close. So close. These doctors, they come in. They're hard to tell apart from, you know who. So now they, so they got Jesus hanging upside down as they bash his head in.

What happened? They weren't able to add the theme music from the Omen. Was there candy? Was this one of their parties? Maybe they just didn't want to pay for royalties. Anyway.

So here, a local page from the Christian town of Debal mentioned that the statue belongs to them. The page remarked, Father forgive them. They know what they do. Whoa. No, they know not what they do.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought they switched it. They switched it. Well, Father forgive them for they know not what they do. I think they know what they do.

“I think by now, you know, in the first part in part one, they didn't know what they do.”

I mean, it certainly looks like the IDF guy knows what they do.

Does it have time to put it upside down first?

Then did a picture of it? These guys know exactly what they're doing and they want a reaction. Yeah, obviously. By the way, they blew up where Jesus was born. I feel like this is not even in the top ten of things they've done.

Adam tweaks out. A recent image shows him Israeli soldier smashing a statue of Jesus with a sledgehammer. The U.S. ambassador to Israel admitted to Tucker Carlson that Christians face persecution. In sharp contrast, the neighboring Muslim country of Lebanon treats Christians with respect. Does all of Patrick Petval you said he said the best.

Well, it, it's called Judeo Christian values. That's when a bunch of cults pretend to be Christian or Jewish while they act like Satan. Yeah, that's pretty much how it works. Here's more. Oh, so can someone explain to me why this Israeli soldier reportedly broke off the head of Jesus in Lebanon?

And this guy Max Abrams, who's a complete.

“He says when you have to rely on obvious AI job.”

So he's running around trying to pretend this was AI, did it all day. He's trying to pretend this is an AI, but not real. Why would you make an AI of that of all things? Well, maybe Max is artificial intelligence because he doesn't seem to have any real intelligence. Well, I think he, is it works?

Is intelligence for someone? So here Glenn Greenwald says the self-proclaimed Middle East scholar is real loyalist Max Abrams. That guy I just showed you spent the day telling everyone that the photo of the IDF soldier smashing the head of Jesus. And that you in Lebanon was obvious AI job sadly for him, even the IDF was forced to admit that it's real. And here's the IDF is real defense forces following the completion of an initial examination regarding a photograph published earlier today of an IDF soldier harming a Christian symbol, not bashing its head off, but just harming it harming it.

The IDF views this incident with great severity and emphasizes that the soldier's conduct is wholly inconsistent with the values expected of its true.

They're allowed to rape Arabs. They're allowed to rape their Arab soldiers. I know. But they did this on purpose. They wanted people to be upset and they wanted to make a display of going, this is not our, like when the troops couldn't pee on corpses back in the day.

“Yeah, remember that. So this is, well, what do you do? This doesn't reflect their values. How is this inconsistent with their values?”

Because they didn't put on a dead woman's dress and sexually violate the statue. You mean that kind of values?

They didn't go full Johnny Somalia on this one. Here's, and here's from the Times of Israel. IDF says the image of soldier destroying Jesus statue in Lebanon is real. Bows action. Oh, what action? So if you, if you kill the statue, they'll do something, but if you kill slaughter 40,000 children, it's like that's just part of that's how it's how it goes. Are you blow up Jesus' birthplace? You can blow that up again. We got past that and this is the thing, they did this on purpose. So when they say they vowed to take action, I think the action is going to be allowing the soldier to go to Thailand so we can get kick his ass kicked out of every restaurant equals to quite a bunch of lady boys.

The Israeli defense forces confirms the authenticity of the photo showing the soldier in southern Lebanon smashing the statue. Jesus was a sled jammer and says we'll take action against those involved. Following an initial review of the photo, the military says that it was determined that the photograph depicts an IDF's. Okay. The IDF uses, okay, we already read all that to you. The incident is being investigated by the northern command and is being handled through the chain of command. The IDF says adding that appropriate measures will be taken against those involved in okay. I'm sure that you don't even punish people for taking you.

Right. It's part of your thing to do target practice on children. Hey, today we're going to shoot their shoulders. Tomorrow we're going to shoot their stomachs. Tomorrow we're going to take headshots on children.

“Well, that's why they're mad because you're supposed to do it on children and not on statues.”

They say this the northern command will also assist the Christian community in restoring the statue to its place. Hey, let me say don't let the group of Israeli Israeli art students rebuild the Jesus statue. Why? Because they're going to fill it with explosives and bring it down on the next September 11th. That's why. No, I mean, which will be any minute now. Yeah. Baby Netanyahu condemns the destruction of jitter. He says military authorities are conducting a criminal probe of the matter and we'll take appropriate hard they literally.

He adds that it's this this this is like this is like Tony soprano say we're going to look into this guy we saw Jay walking. We're going to we are set about the Jay walking and we're going to get we're launching a probe. He adds that Israel is the only place in the Middle East that it hears to freedom of worship for all really. This is because officer Tatum and Tim Pools said, BB, listen, we need something so we don't look like complete. Cox, you know, like getting spit on and all that other stuff doesn't look him. So we need somewhere Israel's like, we're right.

Yeah, no, we're the good ones that are.

“Yeah, they're they're afraid of losing all the Christians at once. That's what I think it's a light for that because it's already happened.”

And then without the Christian Zionists don't have a marching army to go anywhere and fight for them. That's the problem. And you don't have those stupid zombie ants that you could effect like a fungus it turns out. So here's from genocide watch Christians, druids, allowites attacked in Al Shiraz Syria. So we got rid of a place that was very safe for Christians and we installed the head the chief head chopper from Al Qaeda and they're slaughtering Christians all over Syria now. And there's all kinds of scumbag fake Christian things on YouTube where they they talk about how like remember Nigeria is attacking Christians.

Yeah, or Muslims or Shirayalo's creeping into the US. That's a fake Christian thing. It's every single time. It's some kind of operation for Israel. Israel and Syria agreed a US supervised communication cell for military de-escal. So this guy is working for this guy.

Just to let you know, this guy is working for this guy and he always was.

A couple of tough guys from tough backgrounds. Yeah, and now he's welcome at the White House this guy and now this guy's welcome at the downing street by the UK Prime Minister. He's welcome at the White House.

So just to like, you know, this is how much they Israel practices freedom and respect for each religion.

“Occupation forces assaulted Christians in the church of Holy Seplicer in Jerusalem.”

You're right.

Knowing that Christian countries are the primary supporters of this terrorist. This is amazing. Think about that.

So watch this. Mike Huckabee knows this stuff is happening. Mr. Christian and all those southern Baptists are, I don't know, the evangelicals put it that way. I don't know what I say, Baptists, but the evangelical Zionist Christian preachers, they know this stuff is happening too. And they don't care because they're all used car salesmen.

“It's all a sign up and it's all an intel back thing and that's what almost, I mean, that's what American Christianity has been for like the whole time.”

Sorry, we are garbage cult controlled by Intel.

So let's, let's what, let's watch how they treat the Christians in Jerusalem on Easter Sunday. Wanna see how they treat the Christians? They stop them. Easter in Jerusalem 2026 is 2026.

Oh God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God.

So you can get it, you get it. So you get it. So all this tells us is one thing, they aren't scared of anything anywhere in the world except, except all the Christians united against them at once. Even even with that, the way they treat them, they thought they could get away with it because no one's going to do anything. And no one has done anything forever and you got, if they provoke more, if you got cuckold, like my cuckold be going over there and looking there nuts, how many, how many things that you never thought you would ever see in your lifetime have you seen lately.

All the things. So let's watch, here's the Israeli, spend their morning spitting and harassing Christian. It's a very goofy, very goofy movie from back in the day. So that's kind of ironic that Patrick met value would say that it was the Catholics who have a problem with the Jews. It's obviously the other way. And the Jews, the Zionists who have gotten the Muslims who respect and revered Jesus and the mother Mary, unlike the Israeli Zionists Jews, they've got the Muslims and the Christians to somehow hate each other and think they're enemies.

It's a brilliant trick. They did pull it off, and they pulled it off. They pulled it off. People are afraid of she realized stuff coming to their Christian country. No idea about no a hide that we already got. They've already arrested somebody for a joke, because somebody said no. They just, oh, I wanted to show her. Oh, yeah, I wanted to show that. They arrested a woman from a WhatsApp chat who made a joke about Benjamin Netanyahu and bombing their law school. They arrested her. They didn't just arrest her and look, they got an orange jumper on like that kind of arrested.

“Is that kind of validating the idea that Netanyahu is a terrorist if you arrest her as a threat for a right?”

So here they are, spit nine Christians.

Let me get the straight. The statue was unharmed under Hezbollah in southern Lebanon and as soon as it was under Israeli control,

they destroyed it. And Israelis are telling us Hezbollah's the enemy of Christians, even though they were the ones who saved Christians from ISIS. Oh, that's right. I forgot. My cuckoo be looks at this and thinks it's what Christ would have wanted. That's exactly right. Exactly right.

Maybe he's not a Christian, he's a no-ahide slave. He's a golem is what he is. You're like an automaton. Hey, guess what? So I'm watching Judge Napoliton at the welcome to the show. You've been so kind and generous with you time. It's like a nice patty and soul, not from the sense. So glad you could be here. Good friend.

He had on that retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson and turns out Trump was asking about the nuclear codes. He wanted to use the nuclear codes. You think I'm kidding? Let's listen. They recognized they've got some problems and got to try to deal with it.

And then there was a report out that they had an emergency meeting Saturday night.

“And apparently, well, one report coming out of that meeting, that's why it helps.”

Is that Trump wanted to use the nuclear, is something called use the nuclear codes. And in general, Dan Caine stood up and said no. He invoked his privilege as the head of the military, so to speak. It was apparently quite a blow up. There are pictures of Caine coming out of that meeting, but this head down to the ground.

So, you know, there's some very, very bizarre things going on in DC. Well, on Saturday night, excuse me, Larry, Trump. So there was a little more to that clip, I don't know what happened to it. But anyway, he goes on to say that Donald Trump is a very sick man. Oh, what does he say, dangerous man? I know I feed his out today.

Boy, by the way, when I tweeted out, So, ah, so you get stuff like this when I tweeted out that video. You get this guy cat turd, oh, this is a clickbait. Oh, that impartial source of clet of cat turd. No, I guarantee you if Trump actually found a way to nuke Iran, he would come out and go.

“This is brilliant. 5D chest. Trump tried to know the deal.”

He knows what he's do. That's exactly what he would do. So these guys are just, they're like, we're like, it's somebody to the parody account called cock turd. And that's exactly what he is. He's like a cock to Donald Trump, like no matter.

Donald Trump could tell him to suck his own dick and he would. He's a Israel show. He's obviously like, he's obviously an Israel show. Like a bunch of people, they have a bunch of media. They put all that money into a member. Yep. Yep. Yes.

So he's always been that.

And that stupid woke thing that little dialectic they played on is where you hate the left so much. You're supposed to be okay with this shit. Yeah. They're upset. It's not working.

“And so people got upset that I even, I, I just tweeted out what I said was,”

according to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson, this is what happened. And I put the clip up there. I didn't say, I was saying this. And then these, these people, F off door.

So this is the kind of, this is the kind of, and then people tell me to F off. I'll have to because we poured what a guy said. I didn't say. Well, he called you Sparky.

I don't understand why your damage goes. Is he talking about your spine problem? I don't know. Maybe. But I like not only you full of shit, you get off on it.

So he is accusing you of, of coming to this. Two, by the way, being wrong about how Trump, there's nothing crazy about Trump. Any of his actions. They're actually great. You sound like an idiot.

You damage goods. It's crazy. This song is really chill again. They're all over Twitter. It is flooded with Israeli shills on Twitter.

A lot, and he was talking. All I did was tweet out the video. And say, this is what the guy said. And people can tell me. F off your garbage.

You're losing. Like, whoa, what's that? It's because they're losing. So there's nothing you're completely full of shit. Any word on which parts are wrong?

Oh, I'm damaged good.

You talking to me the way someone is really film producer tries to like force himself on women.

You're damaged goods. It's like these awful Guido people that I don't know.

“Do they not have American employees to try to do this?”

Because they come off as Israeli. You know what? Let me just go to my Twitter feed. Just to show you how crazy it's getting there. But by the way, I don't want to gloss over the bigger point.

That Trump was asking the joint chiefs of staff that General Kane. By the way, they brought on that guy. They gave him a sports star. He, they came out of retirement because they thought he was going to be extra offensive minded. Which he actually has been.

But he's not going to do this. He just didn't want to nuke his real. He's like, no, he's not going to do it. You're red.

And we already showed you.

If they end if they do nuke Iran, the radiation will drift over into the Gulf state. You don't Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Oman, United Arab Emirates. Even possibly some of greater Israel. Even possibly some of greater Israel. So this would be.

It's it's just nuts. Look, there's a reason Indian Pakistan to both have nukes instead of using nukes. Have to do that thing where they dance on the border of Kashmir. Because they can't use those nukes. So they have to have a dance off.

That's all they will upset we should have here. And let me just say if Donald Trump actually gets and so if he fires this guy, Kane and gets somebody in there who's going to go nuke. That will almost guarantee that Russia will use a nuke against us. Well, please do Israel before us.

I mean, I feel like. But that will. Because there's there's people inside Russia pushing Russia to use a. Preemptive nuke on Europe has lost its mind. They want war with Russia for no absolutely no reason.

Well, because that coalition of these lizard scumbags has lost their hegemony. When they say multi-polar, that means more than one lizard person. That's right. And so this is you could see that there didn't bother to tell you what their secret. National lines are inshiet.

You just get the bullshit story. And then they're like apoplectic over shit. You don't understand, because even bother to tell you what their real goal is. So I heard someone else actually confirmed that that has a source inside. The White House and and I'm told that source is general Kane.

“And that what Trump did was he asked to me, how does nuclear codes work?”

What we wanted it and he's like, I'm not get get out of here. And because your only social be able to use the only social be able to use the nuclear football code for in a defensive posture. You can't use it offensively. So like if someone nukes us, then you can't nuke. But you're you're not that's the whole against the whole thing.

We don't want to use up Israel's nukes. They need to save theirs. Yeah, that's right. Don't even use your own nukes as real good call. So here here I'll show you the.

I'll show you what people are, how crazy it is gotten on Twitter. It's just flooded with pro Israel bots. They're not very good at it.

There's why they're easy to see through and they always do the same thing where they go.

Somebody told me I was getting bipolar again or something. What do you mean again? You can't be this gullible trusting the word of a spook. I just said I reported it, which is clear in the. I reported he said it.

So here's what is really one of the told us to invade Iran right. How about them? I said according to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson during an emergency meeting on Saturday. Trump tried to use the nuclear codes on Iran and he was stopped by general Dan Kain. According to Johnson, there's there is seriously something wrong with Trump.

So that's the part of the video I missed.

“Well, thank God he's not actually in charge, right?”

Yeah, thank God. So and then the people, of course, you got all these people. You got you. You can't be this gullible trusting the word that I say. I tried.

I reported what he said, which is clear in the release for president come on. You're twisting. You're twisting your words. Jimmy Jimmy is full of shit. I said are you saying Johnson doesn't say that in the clip?

That's what I reported. Did you watch the clip? You're commenting. All I just said was he said this. Yeah, well, I don't think those are real people.

Yeah, I don't think these are real people. This is pretty funny. Somebody put that out there. So Larry Johnson, we turned on the CIA for 37 years. Oh, exactly.

So it's just great. The BS meter that told you Israel had nothing to do with Charlie Kirk. That one. Go fuck yourself. But there's a fake.

They're all fake. I'm telling you they have bots within bots. Remember, all the AI slave bots where you like, I want you to go do a harassment campaign on anyone who mentions this or that, right?

like your pal and tears and your Larry oracles, they all do this.

And they're all hearty Zionists. So that's what's going on. That's why it's on Twitter. And it's just, and there's not, there's very few likes. The Cucketer guy got a bunch of likes, but most people don't like this guy.

If he's a retired CIA analyst, how that holy F does he have access to that kind of,

“because he has content, that's how all reporting works.”

You have sources and contacts and people who want to leak things. That's not a sincere thing. That's how it's a thing. That's how do you understand how things work? No, they don't.

Yeah. Well, because a bot doesn't understand what things work. A big thing going around now is that, like if you, if you question, like I said, Donald Trump has reached his end of escalation, right? That's another thing that's for real.

Because if he escalates on Iran, which it looks like he's going to start this war again on Wednesday, we're going to talk about it with Professor Zeng. And he looks like he's going to start bombing them again. But if they go after, like say Iran's infrastructure, that are not military targets because they hit all the military targets already.

All the military bridges, all the military. But if they go after stuff that's just civilian, Iran is going to wipe out most likely the Gulf States, and how do they do that? They take out their power, which takes out their decalination plans. And then they don't have water, and they don't have power.

And they're in the middle of the desert, and everybody has to leave. Well, that's going to happen. So that's what I'm saying, Trump cannot escalate. So when I said that on Twitter, people like, oh, I guess podcasts, there's no more than the general does.

Okay, so podcasts, no more than Pete. Like, no, they're lying to you. You're more on it. You're lying for them because you work for those generals. No one online is sincere.

I grew up saying that. The whole time, from the time I was a kid until now, the term military intelligence was an oxymoron. That's the joke. Right.

And then they always lie to you.

And so that now these people who should you have listened to the, to Dr. Fauci during COVID. Yes. Did you listen to the FDA's CDC during COVID? No.

Oh, I guess a podcast or no more than Dr. Fauci, who's the end of the, yes, I know when they're lying. I know when they're lying. It's not knowing more. Dr. Fauci knows what you know.

Probably better than you know it. He's just lying to you because he hates you. And you know what he should, what, what more on it. But these are all bots. I got a, I got a grease.

So I want to show you this because, remember when Trump was threatening to obliterate,

“I think he did it on Easter Sunday to obliterate the civilization of Iran.”

That means newking them. So I found this video. And it's by, I'll think of the name of, YouTube channel that does this. And I'm just going to play you a portion of this of why.

So this is not a, this is not a new video. I think this video came out right when the war started. But this, they make some good points. And why Trump could not nuke Iran if even if he wanted. So let's, let's watch.

Putting on nuclear weapons. What's it? Okay, let's watch it. Putting on nuclear weapons. If the US nukes Iran, it sends a global message.

Hey, using nukes is acceptable again. That gives countries like North Korea, the green light to get even more reckless. If the US pushes the button on Iran, Russia and China won't just see it as an attack on Iran.

They'll see it as a direct threat to their own survival. They'll think, if America can nuke Iran today, they can do it to us tomorrow. And that's where the biggest rule of all gets broken. We'd be looking at a situation where nuclear superpowers are going head to head. The threat of World War III becomes 100% real.

“This brings us to a super important concept.”

The nuclear taboo. Ever since Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945, the world has had this unwritten rule. No matter what happens, no matter how brutal the war gets. Nobody uses the bomb.

If the US drops a nuke on Iran first, without Iran ever firing one of them, America loses its moral high ground forever. They wouldn't be able to lecture the world about international law, human rights, or global order ever again.

Nobody would take them seriously. The UN would completely turn on them. Even their closest allies, the UK, France, Germany, would probably be forced to step back. Countries like India, Brazil, and South Africa

would openly stand against the US. Think of it like this. Imagine the whole world is a small town. And every country is a person living there. If the strongest guy in town, let's call him USA,

hold out a gun and shoot someone else, Iran. Without it being an absolute last resort, life or death situation. The whole town is going to turn on him. Nobody will want to stand by him.

And America never wants to be in that position.

Plus, there's a terrifying ripple effect. If the US nuke's Iran, every small and medium-sized country gets allowed and clear message, if you don't have a nuke, a superpower can wipe you out whenever they feel like it. Boom.

That kicks off a massive global nuclear arms race.

would hit the gas on their own nuclear programs.

“The entire global security system that took decades to build”

Russia would collapse in a few years.

Here's something people always forget.

Modern wars aren't just fought with missiles and bombs. They're fought online. And Iran is not a rookie in this space. They're actually ranked among the top cyberpowers in the world. If a full-scale war breaks out, Iran will let attackers off the leash.

And they won't just be going after military bases. They're going straight for America's civilian infrastructure. Imagine the targets. Banks and financial institutions. Power grids, dams and water filtration systems.

It's an invisible war where the enemy can completely freeze the day-to-day lives of regular citizens right inside America. This, you know how Israel has the same synoption? This is Iran's Samsung option. [laughter]

Here we go. It would be a nightmare for the US government to keep its own people safe at home. The next reason is straight up crazy. But before we dive in, real quick.

If you're getting value out of this video so far, do it a huge favor. We'll be back soon. If you're on YouTube, hit subscribe. And if you're watching on Facebook,

make sure to follow the page. Okay. The US basically wants to wreck Iran's nuclear program, so they can't ever get a nuclear. But that's a huge headache for us.

Why? Because Iran buried their whole system hundreds of meters deep in the mountains. And to make things worse, no one actually knows where to find them. To permanently end Iran's nuclear program,

the US would have to drop multiple high-yield bunker-buster nukes back to back. Doing that would release a horrifying amount of radiation. And that radiation wouldn't respect borders. It would blow straight into neighboring countries.

And who lives next door? America's own allies. Israel, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Iraq, and tens of thousands of US troops stationed at bases all over the region. The US would literally be poisoning its own soldiers and allies.

Let's say the US ignores the radiation and attacks anyway. What happens next could literally freeze the entire global economy overnight. Enter the straight to Formus.

This is the most critical oil choke point on the planet.

Roughly 20% to 30% of the world's crude oil and liquified natural gas to flows through this tiny stretch of water.

“It is so essential that if it gets blocked for even a few days,”

the global energy market goes into total meltdown. Once that happens, the global oil supply chain snaps. Oil prices would rock it to the moon. Within weeks, we could be looking at $100 to $200 per barrel. Well, that happened. It's over $100.

Transporting anything. What? It's insanely expensive. And the US stock market would likely crash hard. America is already dealing with inflation and economic stress.

They simply cannot afford that kind of financial hit. A military victory could easily set the US economy back by decades. Finally, we have to talk about Iran's biggest flex, asymmetric warfare. Over the last 40 years, Iran have built a massive proxy network across the Middle East, known as the Axis of Resistance.

If the US nooks Iran, all of these proxy groups will go completely off the leash. Because at that point, they have absolutely nothing to lose. In Lebanon, Hezbollah is sitting on an estimated 100,000+ missiles. Their first target is real. Even the Iron Dome would be completely overwhelmed by a swarm, that massive.

In Yemen, the rookies would reign drones and missiles on whatever is left of global shipping in the Red Sea. So, even if a nuclear bomb doesn't hit US soil, Iran strategy ensures that every single American ally base and interest in the region gets lit up. Let's be real. The American public is sick and tired of endless wars. Nobody wants to fund another trillion-dollar bloodbath.

We just saw this a few days ago with some of the biggest protests in US history, where the public heavily turned against their own president. American politicians care about public opinion because they need votes. No leader wants to commit political suicide by starting a massive unpopular war when the economy is already stressed and the public is exhausted.

So, smart strategists know the truth. Nuclear weapons aren't actually meant to be used. They are a tool for fear.

Their only real job is to scare the enemy so much that you never actually have to use them.

So, what do you guys think?

“Do you think Trump is going to play it smart and keep this ceasefire intact?”

Or is the world about to get hit with another massive shockwave? Let me know your thoughts down in the comments. And make sure to... So, that's from Ruby 3D. So, that's why you know what?

I still wouldn't put it past them. We used them. It wasn't for no reason. We tested it on the 33rd parallel or whatever because that was a ceremony for some evil shit. And then we used them on people which is the most evil things has ever happened ever.

Ever. Wouldn't it ran into that? That's right. It... Well...

We stand for you. Yeah. Hitler Ibrow... Hitler mustache, Ibrow's pen Shapiro says it arguably saved millions of lives. He put a nice qualifier of arguably right.

Yeah. Okay. And argue it. You're wrong. You're dipshit.

When I was at The Young Turks, there were people that defended dropping nuclear bombs on Japan. They all do it because World War II validates every... World War II was the motherload of bad ideas. [laughs] Sam and her as Sam and her as the post World War II was a justification for every evil thing

that we've certainly hit the number of dead humans as the Nazis did. We certainly have since then exceeded those numbers. I promise everyone. Shut up. [laughs]

It never isn't for it. [laughs] Okay. So that's pretty good. That's a pretty good video.

I Ruby 3D. Nice going. Yeah. We have worse stuff than nukes, but no one can know we have it. Or else we can't use it.

A weather weapon has Ahmed Dinajad accused America of using it.

Yeah. And I know we use it.

“And right now, Israel has a plague of bees, which I have to tell you's not from the Bible.”

Have you seen that? But I'll bet you, they'll bet you somebody's got a weapon that can do that. I'll bet you. They got a weapon that can duplicate everything in your prophecies at this point. We got earthquake guns.

We got weather weapons. They're not going to say they have them because they're going to want to deploy them. And that's the real threat. So when Trump goes, we can end a civilization. I don't think he meant nukes.

I don't think he did. They've got energy weapons that they can put in a backpack. And they can like say, like that say January 6th, they can put it. They can have FBI guys dressed up as Maga with a backpack with an energy weapon in it. And if they pointed at you, it can make you have a heart attack or shit in your pants.

Both those things. Pretty cool, actually. I wish they were just closing because that's pretty awesome. That would change Star Wars forever. It really would.

Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this? Hi, Jimmy. It's Jeffrey too. Ah, yes, it's CNN analyst Jeffrey too, but hey, Jeffrey. Well, what can we do for you? Well, Jimmy, I like the way you put on the ongoing air.

Small wealth situation in the California governor's race. CNN didn't want me on air talking about the topic. So I thought perhaps your platform might be more amenable. Of course, Jeffrey, we're all ears.

You're always welcome here.

Thank you, Jimmy. I appreciate that. It's just that every time there's a new story that involves any way a man exposing his janitail. He did it. To an unwilling woman, I strongly feel that I'm the most qualified analyst offered commentary. Uh, we would have to agree.

Right. Anyway, this is a very swiftly moving situation. Currently, Eric Swallwell is not only dropped out of the California governor's race, but he is resigned from Congress all the other. And multiple women have come for the accusations. The most recent one being particularly brutal. Well, yes, very true.

But up until that point, most of these allegations seem to involve, at least, quasi-consensual situations, wherein women had sex with congressman Swallwell at some point after receiving a digital imagery of his janitail. Basically, indicating that the system was working out of the system. The system? I'm sorry. I'm not sure I understand what you mean. Oh, right. Sorry. I should probably back up the bay here on my day.

Everyone that I am, particularly qualified to offer analysis of congressman Swallwell and other men, who behave this way because I do it myself.

“A lot of you are asking, you know, what in the world was Eric Swallwell thinking?”

Well, I know exactly what he was thinking. Trust me. I see. Why? The assumption that congressman Swallwell was operating under clearly to an almost pathological degree

is that showing a woman a digital image every janitailia more or less always results in that woman having sex with you.

But that's not necessarily the case. Well, yes, you know that in most sensible and rational people. But men with brains wired like ours do not know that. And quite frankly, in our culture as it were, the presentation of a dick pick is essentially a gesture of respect. And just to say, here submitted for your approval, malady.

I see. Interesting. Interesting. Right. So if a woman were to reject this image, say, hey, I did not want to say that. Don't ever do that again. And I'm not going to sleep, but that would cause a member of our community, great psychological distress and cognitive dissonance.

“Honestly having an unsolicited dick pick rejected is far more traumatizing than receiving an unsolicited dick pick.”

I'm not sure that's true. Well, I can guarantee that it is true, trust. So in order to instillate itself from this horribly painful potential experience, men like Swallwell, target women who do to some manner of subservient position of one form and other

So predatory behavior directed at women that you have power over.

Is it truly heinous? I don't know if I go that far. I mean, it's simply rational behavior for men who have that kind of brain. So by choosing exclusively these, you know, subordinate women to target, eventually sleep with them out of a fear of losing their job. This crazy illusion in Swallwell's mind that his behavior is not only acceptable, but actually welcome by these women.

Why are so many men with political ambitions like this? And what makes them think that this behavior won't come to light and take these ambitions? I mean, like, what just happened to Eric Swallwell, for instance?

“Jimmy, you have to understand, it's a good question.”

Jimmy, you have to understand.

I didn't know. You have to understand that in mind that these men, they have two thoughts. I must accrual political power. And I must show my penis done spectacular. These thoughts are so all encompassing and overwhelming. They're really all no other thoughts.

That's all that goes on in their heads. Get our show penis, that's it. Any notion of consequences that normal person would experience is simply doesn't happen. It's a really amazing type of human brain actually, extremely focused and efficient. Not for the woman that they pray on.

I suppose you're right. I've never thought about that.

You haven't? Well, no, like I said, I also have this type of male brain. And no, we don't give any thought to how this behavior affects women. I see. Okay. Well, what can we do about this type of male behavior from politicians and other powerful men?

“I suppose the best thing to do would be to make sure that there's a constant stream of young attractive women in the employee of these men,”

or that they have some sort of undue influence over. What? Wouldn't that just continue to create these terrible situations? Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, misunderstood. When you said what can we do, you meant to prevent these situations.

I thought you meant to facilitate them. Why would I have met that? I don't know. That's probably a good question. At this point, I'm simply too aroused by thinking about this topic. Except anything remotely close to a logical or rational thought. And as such, I probably shouldn't continue talking with someone in a professional setting.

In interest of full disclosure, I should also probably say that I've been taking pictures of my own genitalia throughout the course of this phone call.

“And if I don't send them to the women I have in mind in the next few minutes, I'm going to pass out.”

Good God. Wait, we should probably let you go then. Probably for the best. Yeah. Anyway, thanks for taking my call, Jimmy, and I look forward to talking to you again soon.

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