#2471 - Mark Normand - Free Transcript | The Joe Rogan Experience

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Dogs are not safe. [MUSIC] Well, what a dog, new Netflix special. Out now. You got that right for me.

Let's fucking go. None two, please check it out. We just hit number five. So I'm trying to get to Uno. Well, maybe this will do it hopefully.

Hopefully. I'll put it up on my Instagram when the show runs. Alright, thank you. Thank you. Everything helps.

It's a saturated market. I know. There's nineteen comedy spouses a day now. YouTube and Hulu and the other thing. The fortune.

It's not just that. This is like, just you're competing with content. But you think about how many fucking shows there are now. It's kind of nuts.

I mean, forget shows. This shows, this TikToks, the reals, the shorts. It never ends.

Never been a time where there's more things to watch

and divide your attention. I know. And then there's the war. Yeah. [LAUGH]

There's the war. There's politics as only fans. No. So much to pay attention to, buddy. Oh yeah.

So much, Charlie. Well, just pretend that's Ari. He's back. [LAUGH] Well, you know, Ari always gets too high in an hour

and he just shuts up. Don't fall off the table. Hey. He looks like the eye at Toler now. If you see it, he's got the beard.

Right now. He's getting to the club deal with that. He's getting out too. Yeah, the eye at Toler. Oh, the new eye at Toler.

Yeah, yeah. Is that real? That's what Trump said. I think that's his real. He's never lied.

Yeah.

“I think they just try and fuck with the guy.”

Because if you get, if you're gay and around, they just throw you up a building, right? He's got to throw himself off.

You know, there was like one of the first places or the number one place in the world

for transgender surgeries. I heard that because you couldn't be gay. So you'd rather be a woman. You say I have to be a woman. Wow.

You gotta get fucked in the ass. That's kind of progressive. I can't get fucked. Well, you can't, I guess. They don't check.

Right. You get fucked in your fake couture. [LAUGH] Fake couture. They probably will be.

Yeah. After this. I ran. I mean, they've got to be terrified. I don't know much about anything, but I would be scared to fight a country

that is having a fist fight on the White House lawn. That's how badass and crazy we are. We're fighting at the president's house. Each other. Yeah.

We're going to fuck you up. I'm not thrilled about that. You're going to be there? Yeah. I'll be there, but I'm not thrilled about it.

Yeah. Yeah. It looks like they're targeting the fucker reporter. Whoa. Hey, Charlie.

Come here, buddy. Oh, this dog's going to be a, it's going to be a hold of a show here. No, he'll call. He just has to relax.

He's never been with me alone before.

Oh, he's been with my wife alone. But he loves me. He slept with me last. He sleeps in the bed with my daughter. So he slept with me last night.

Oh, boy. You're a little bit. It's good. We get diversity here. It's a brown dog.

Yeah. They attacked that reporter man. Crazy.

“I mean, unless it was a wayward missile, which is like, what happened to precision strikes?”

Oh, yeah. They were surgical. Remember they would call them surgical? That's right. Imagine calling a bomb that's going like 5,000 miles an hour surgical.

I think they got old equipment over there. They got a tarry and shit. They're way behind. But we hit a school. That was on us, I think.

Yeah. Yeah, but I think. On the other side. Even in our other guns, we're shooting in schools. Well, the school was unfortunately.

What is it? James? Why before it? Whoa. Is that the red?

Damn. That's quite a hit. Whoa. That's nuts. Jesus.

Great. Looks like L.A. It's crazy that you can capture it. Like how good are these cameras? Meanwhile, they couldn't catch that plane flying to the Pentagon.

True. Right. When you see that thing, that thing looks just like a missile, too. Right. What do you think that was?

Yeah. It doesn't really look at a plane.

“Why would they be shooting a missile into a place that's already been hit by missiles?”

And why is it in Russia? Oh, that's just a reporter. Russia. Russia today. Oh, got it.

Sorry. Yeah, RT. You know that channel. I in Lebanon. Oh, in Lebanon.

I wonder if they're going after press. Because they've gone after press before. Interesting. Yeah. I mean, they've been accused of shooting press in Gaza.

Right. Yeah. Smart. Because they want to tell their own story. I don't want you in there with their, your cameras.

Yeah. What do you think about these Netanyahu AI videos? I haven't seen them. You haven't seen them? No.

Well, they think he might be dead. What? Yeah. There's a bunch of AI videos that Israel is released that are like clearly AI.

What?

Show him the one where there's in the cafe.

This one's nuts.

“Like this one, I would assume that some kid made this fucking around in his computer.”

All right. Like I saw it, I was like, there's no way they're really trying to pass this off as an actual video of Netanyahu at a cafe in the middle of the war. Like everything is common peaceful. That one?

Yeah, this one. Well, that's just a clip. Show the actual. Yeah. It's on the Israel website or the Israel Twitter page.

Oh, really? Yeah. No, they released it. Holy moly. Yeah, it's dead.

That's crazy. Oh, it was brother's dead. His brother got killed in a missile strike. Recently? Yes.

What? Yes. They struck his hat. Are you just not online? What's going on?

I just watch funny shit and goof around. Poor someone that. I got to baby. Come on. Give me some.

Oh, hey. I thought you quit the sauce. Oh, no, drop back on. Hey.

I thought you got you turned Muslim or something.

I didn't know what happened. I'm back. Hell yeah. Well, I'm Delap. Poor me one.

Yeah. Easy, Zoram. Well, take a cat. Cheers, sir. Cheers.

Hey. Good to be back. When I've already dead weight. Oh, it's down. I don't get drunk.

I might this off this stuff, though. But I have started drinking again. I took like eight months off. It was a good reset. I mean, you're so sure.

I'll take a week off. And I'm like limitless. Yeah. And I was just tired all the time. Like, and I'd go to work out the next day.

I was like, god, I feel like shit. Why am I doing this to myself? And then I took eight months off. Then I had a glass wine with dinner. I was like, oh, I like it.

And then I had a margarita. And I was like, oh, I'm back. It's a great time. This one. So look at this.

This is AI. That's fake. Well, people have zoomed in on the the signs and stuff. And it's not even real writing. Hmm.

He's saying, look, I have five fingers. We joking around. You know, because there was an AI video. Before the people were criticizing because it looked like one of his fingers had grown an extra appendage. Right.

“I think that just looked like the crease of his hand, honestly, to me.”

Yeah. And this looks fake. It's fucked.

First of all, it's weird because he sips out of the cup.

And the cup stays exactly the same level. And no matter where he moves the cup around, it doesn't spill. Right. Like, there's a moment where he turns the cup like almost sideways. Yeah.

It moves way too much for it to not spill at all. And why would he just be doing it? He looks like an ad for this coffee shop. He's hanging out at a coffee shop or a war. And also, it counts everybody so casual.

Yeah. He didn't tip though. So that's that's the duty as of his hand. But yeah. That's a cool look.

Looks like AI. Like he looks like he's got a beauty filter on. That doesn't look like a human being. Totally. That's a silly.

Let me hear what he's saying. What is he saying? Is it in Hebrew? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Everybody's happy to see. Yeah.

“You imagine you were in that coffee shop.”

You like, please leave. Please leave for the bomb. Please leave for the target. Yeah. They're trying to find that guy.

Everywhere he fucking goes. Yeah. Yeah. They're trying to find that guy. Yeah.

They're trying to find that guy. They're trying to find that guy. They're trying to find that guy. They're trying to find that guy. They're trying to find that guy.

They're trying to find that guy. They're trying to find that guy. They're trying to find that guy.

They're trying to find that guy.

They're trying to find that guy. They're trying to find that guy. They're trying to find that guy. They're trying to find that guy. They're trying to find that guy.

Yeah, yeah, he's loving him.

“And if he's not, by the way, if he's not in war,”

he's not in office anymore. And then he gets indicted. Right. He's in the middle of at least one case. One corruption case.

Hmm. Well, this is super bull. He's, he's in heaven. So there's people in the audience, right? So this is real.

I mean, there's that, they're not this angle. Doesn't show them. It's like a static angle, but you can hear people's voices. Yeah, if we're going to be. Oh, they don't show the people.

You can say that's fake. Hmm. I need to see the people. I need to see somebody to hug him. So wait, why aren't you saying that?

I need to see somebody jerk him off. Yeah. One of them is real. Let's see that no force can.

Imagine if they did show that.

They just show them just blasting, like, 12 foot orcs. I broke. [LAUGHTER] Just fire hose of jizz. They show how virile he is.

Manish of it. Yeah. No. You're why you're not looking for the White House fight. Well, it's kind of a gimmick.

You know, of course. There's that. And, you know, people are criticizing the card. But it was any other card. It's a great card.

Hmm. It's just they're criticizing it. Because they said it was going to be the greatest card of all time. And it's also, it's just going to be a security nightmare. That's true.

You're on the White House lawn. Also, they're fighting outside. What are it rains? What if it's hot? Hmm.

You're in the middle of June. Right. June and DC can get pretty warm. Yep. Yep.

That affects fighters.

Like, we only did one outside fight that I was a part of.

And that was in Abu Dhabi. And it was a nightmare. Yeah. It was really hot. And there was bugs flying around.

They're sort of, size of fucking birds. Moose. It was crazy. It's like stand up. You got to do it indoors.

100%. Outside is hell. Yeah. Yeah. It's terrible.

Yeah. Most shows are bad outside. But here's my idea. We do White House fight. But we fight politicians.

Hmm. Huh? Get a Bobert verse. See? Now, that's a fight.

I like that. But I think RFK would win everything.

“I think Jasmine Crockett whoops them all.”

Oh, yeah. She's feisty. She takes a shoe off. She pulls the wig off, stops in your mouth. Yeah.

I don't quite breathe. Takes her earrings off. I'm terrified. Well, she's on the path isn't anymore. She lost.

Right? Yeah, but she'll be around. They never leave. Maybe. They go forever these guys.

Maybe. Bernie's still cooking. Yeah, but he's a senator. He's been a senator forever. I mean, she's lost.

So who knows what's going to happen now? The Hillary's around. What is she doing? She's probably in pussy. Uh-huh.

You think? I hope. I mean, she did, uh, relief. This guy. This lady.

I got a like Hillary just because she's, you know, she got cheated on publicly with the Monica thing. Now she's doing the Epstein's Island stuff. She lost the presidential race. And she's still out there.

She's kind of a badass. I would kill myself at this point. Well, she's also got like a lister. I've got like a lister. People that have mysteriously disappeared.

Oh, is that right? That are attached to her and Bill. Oh, really? Yeah, you don't know about that? No.

For real? You don't know about the Clinton body count? I know Norm was on the view years ago. And he said Clinton killed a guy.

“Yeah, he said kill a bunch of people, I think.”

That's where I get my information. It's a good way to get it from the view. But she saw a detailed information. But she's getting like grilled by the Epstein people or about Epstein. And she's just like going off.

And Bill's reminiscing. Well, she walks. She stormed out because Lauren Bobert took a picture of her. Uh, posted online. That's it.

I'm leaving. Yeah. How are you allowed to leave? Yeah, exactly. Somebody took a bigger sit, though.

Fuck down. You're not even in office anymore. You're just a civilian. Say you're a fucking ass down and answer the questions. Yeah.

Like it's just an excuse to leave. But you got to head to Billy denying Dilly dies. I did nothing. I was only there for humanitarian purposes. We got photos and everything. I was just getting massages and hugging nice people.

Exactly. Nothing untoward was done to me or anyone else. That was there as far as I know. Yeah. It was pretty good.

I didn't see that side of Jeffrey Epstein. You got to bring this back. Hey. Look at this guy. That lady's smiling.

If she claims victim, I call her shit. She's like she's having a good time. Also, that's a woman. That's like once you're a woman. Okay.

You know, unless someone's holding you under your head. If we're talking about children, we're talking about a different thing. But there's a lot of these ladies that were grown women when they were doing this. And the emails that were exchanged between Epstein and these women.

Like they were well aware of what's going on. At least some of them were. There was this Russian lady was talking. She was recruiting girls. This one's this one's a fat ass.

She needs to lose some weight.

She's trying to get these girls to work with Epstein.

Right. Who just laying? No. Wasn't just laying. It was some other Russian lady.

Oh, damn.

“Like, these some of these ladies at least were.”

It like, look, the real criticism. The real legitimate criticism is where their underage girls involved. Now, clearly they were in Epstein's past. You went to jail for it. The whole Palm Beach thing was underage messuases.

But some of these are just ladies who did bad things. They made bad decisions. And they probably wound up on that island for money. Yeah. Okay.

A couple of horror moves. Hey, where are you going, buddy? Charlie. He snuck out a little fucker. I'm a little worried about it.

I was heartbroken. He looked like he was totally calm. Just sitting in that chair. Oh, Jamie's got him now. Throw your locked up.

Jamie's used to having a little dog as I'm always giving you kisses.

Yeah. Not a Rogan fan, huh? And like the pot he's bored. No, he just, he just doesn't know this environment. Sure.

And then he was out there with the mountain lion stuffed mountain lion. That's so great.

“And the where wolf is like, what the fuck is this place?”

He's never been here before. And there's weed smoke. There's dog. He's a little bit out. Yeah.

Everything whisky in here. He probably smells that big in a way. Should you get any of those toe keys? Yeah, what's the mouth? I would love a toe key. Let's go.

Hell yeah. Well, see, I can't keep up with all the news. You know about Epstein, you know about Iran, you know about Israel, you know about Hillary. This is, uh... I barely know.

I'm off of social media. I've been off social media for a while. The only time I'm on is when someone sends me something funny. Oh, yeah. I'm going check it.

I've signed myself scrolling for like 30 seconds. And I was stopped. That's how they get to it. Fucking scrolling. It's impossible. Um, they're so good at it.

They say knuckle sandwich. Where did these come from? Mm. Knuckle sandwich is, uh, that can't be the same place. Because there's a, isn't there a place, there's knuckle sandwich,

which is the sandwich truck in Austin, which is awesome. Chris Brown's album. Yeah. Oh, there's a guy for your success. All right, let's hope they're good.

“Did you see that bats the rat who got kicked off of beating the shit out of her husband?”

Yeah. Yeah. My wife's a big, uh, reality lady. Uh, that's healthy. I know, right?

She loves it. Oh, 90 day fiat. She loves that. They love it. That in true crime.

Yes, right? Yeah. It didn't weird. Oh, yeah. I get the true crime because they don't really commit those kind of violent,

actually they don't need to understand like the male mind. Right. That makes sense to me. Yeah. But what I don't understand is that.

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Everyone loves it, their friends love it. It's like the number one show with ladies. The number one podcast with ladies is true crime. It's great. You know what the number two show for ladies is?

What? You're on it. Hey, get out of here. Really? Number one with black people too.

Hey, take that Cheshay. All right. Shout out to all my African-American friends. Hell yeah. Here you go.

These are not bad. Guy. Guy. I love Guy. He's a fun dude.

Cool dude. Kind of bunch of yellow cars though. That's odd. Yeah. Yeah, he's not the best fashion sense.

You know, shirts with flames on it. Frosted dip. Yeah, but you're paying attention. That's true. You want to be a chef and you want to be like a celebrity chef.

You got to either be a great narrator and a great writer like Bourdain.

Yeah.

Or you got to be like angry.

Like Gordon Ramsay. Gordon Ramsay. Yeah. That's true. But what happened to show?

“When I was kids chefs were like fat guys with beards.”

And now they all have their jacked with tats. Yeah. Well, they're all they all look like artists because they are artists. I guess. I didn't really think of that until I watched Bourdain show.

I was like, oh, these guys are making temporary art. That's true. And then you'd eat it. Yeah. But it is art.

It is art. Yeah. They're mixing oils. There's a lot of chemistry. But they kind of with the same path as Bourdain stars.

Bourdain stars should be like the luxuous and hairy bush. And now they're all like, they're all like MMA fighters. The jacked and taken it in the ass. It's wild. They're all tatted up and pierced and shit.

One of the things that I've been watching a lot when the world is going completely crazy. I watch people making street food in other countries. Oh, that was no language. No talking. It's all ASMR.

It's all them cooking. Oh, yeah. No regulations either.

They're coming over here.

Bring them over here. I mean, they're they're not watching hands over there. Chacha. Chacha. I have a seat.

And they'll use roadkill. Whatever. Like they don't give a shit. No, they're they're using good food. It was Afghanistan.

They were making roast chicken. Oh, come on. Dude. I'm telling you. I'll send it to Jamie.

All right. All right. It's exciting. I mean, I ate halal trucks for 10 years when I was broke. Oh, right.

They're great. They're great. But I could be pigeon. And probably children. Not children.

But definitely pigeon. Probably pigeons made it into your mouth a couple of times. Yeah. And we find these motherfuckers. I watch so much.

YouTube is my number one thing because it's a lot of social media. I love it. It's my number one thing for distraction. Well. Oh, yeah.

This is exactly me or the best. This is the most cheap food in Afghanistan. This guy. He sets up. They cook all this stuff and you watch.

I mean, it's like a 40 minute video or something. How long is it? Yeah. Yeah. It's like a 40 minute video.

I watched the whole thing. Just like at home, chillin after a long day's work. Just watching people cook street food in Afghanistan. It looks fucking delicious. Look at those spices.

My God. Yeah. And they have meat in this stew pot. And they, well, it's like, you know, a big walk. It looks like they boil it up with all this salt and all these herbs and spices.

And then they got these roast chickens. And they take these chickens. And they stick them in spikes. If you back up the video a little bit, it's earlier in the video. You show they take these chickens.

And they just have this big flame in the middle. And then they stick these chickens all around the flame. This is hell for a vegan. The shape of that fun fact.

“I think if it's just true, that's because that's these to put their shields upside down.”

Whoa. It's sort of like what they're gangas constrified. Oh, yeah. I love it. That makes sense.

Yeah, man. What do we grab at the end is a big grown strike. Well, we don't bomb Afghanistan anymore. We send them money. Oh, is that right?

Now we send the Taliban money. Yeah. We send them a ton of money. Well, you look at everybody. You crane.

Go to back to the chickens though, if you back up. Oh, it's got a little brush. No, yeah, there it is. So this is how he does it. So they have this fire in the middle.

And they just take these chickens on a stick and they just rotate them. And they put them in the center. They put the fire in the center and the chickens all around them. And they take them. I got so hungry.

I had to go in the kitchen to make myself food afterwards. This is a chicken holocaust. Yeah, looks good, right?

Man, it does look amazing.

Yeah, too. It looks fucking delicious. I mean, you ever get the rotisserie chicken at the grocery store? There's nothing better. Pretty good.

It's good. You see it with knife and fork? No, no, nothing. Yeah. You, like, that's a good thing to do when you just want to be completely distracted.

That's what I like. When I, I like watching people make like tables. Yes. Furniture and shit. That's that.

That the horse hoof cleaning is great. I don't watch that too far. There are two barriers. What is that? That's something.

I think it ate old times. It must be. It must be. Like there's a nail in his hoof. Get it out.

Get the gunk out. Hop the horse. Yeah. The horse loves it. That's a good one.

What else is good? The pressure washing is kind of fun. That's what I'm really high. I'm taking that up. I just watch it guy.

He's just washing a wall. It goes from black to a cement. Yeah. Very. 30 million.

30 million. Okay. So what is that?

“Why, why we so interested in watching people clean up horse hooves?”

I think part of it is it doesn't hurt the horse. And it looks like it would. So that's kind of fascinating because it's all. What is that? Like cartilage?

What's all like fingernail stuff? I guess so. Giant fat fingernails. Wow. That's what it's like.

I mean, that's what a horse hooves is. And if they don't take care of the hooves, they get real weird. They look like like Arab shoes. They look curl up at the tips. Right.

They got like that. There is.

This must be somebody just like completely neglected that poor horse.

But what did a horse is doing the.

We're off from running around. Oh, I see. Yeah, just like a dog's fingernails.

“Like you have to trim your dog's nails unless the dogs run around outside a lot.”

Then you don't have to do anything. Got it. Dogs all have it. Like ready to be now. They never stop growing.

Right teeth don't stop going. The beaver teeth don't. Right. Is that right? Oh, shearing.

Oh, this is good stuff. Wow. Isn't it amazing how many views? How many views does that have? Yeah.

23 million. I'm going to go on. I'm going to go on. I'm going to go on. 80 million.

Yes. Three million subscribers. 3.7 million. Wow. This is just a great guy.

Look at that. There's another guy that I love. It's the channels called Wilderness Cooking. Mm. And this guy lives in Azerbaijan.

And he cooks in the mountains.

He always looks delicious.

And then at the end of it, he has a bite of it. And he looks at you. And he goes, super. He like puts gives you a thumb up. Yeah.

It's a great channel. And that guy's got millions and millions. Oh, yes. This dude.

“He's always like he catches fish and he does all the things.”

He makes his own fire. And he's always cooking in weird ways. Let's see. This guy's way happier than all of us. Oh, yeah, yeah.

He's having a good time. Well, he lives in peaceful mountains. He's making delicious food. Mm. Imagine him on Cameo, just saying super.

He could make a billion dollars. Yeah. But there's happy birthday. Super. Wow.

Who makes the most of Cameo? They're still doing that. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Who's like the number one earner on Cameo? That's a great question. Sure. Dino might head a run. It's got to be somebody with a catchphrase.

Is Jimmy Walker still alive? Oh, yeah. Is he still touring? I'd imagine. I don't know how he pays the bills.

Yeah. These old guys. You wonder how they have money. Right. Can that last?

Like how long does Dino might? You know what I worry about? Kaiserberg like middle acts? Twenty years ago. Yes.

Faded out like whatever you do. It's over. John Kirickow is number one. Yeah. That's crazy.

So he does Cameo's. Who's that? I don't know what that is. Who are all the John Kirickow? Yeah.

Former CIA guy went to jail. What? Yeah. They put him in jail. A golfer.

Oh, you know him? Yeah. And he's number two. How much money do you make it? I mean, he does a lot of these.

He was always on a fight like with Santa during Christmas time.

He's been up here for a while, but he's not currently on here. Oh, that dude's sweet. Yeah. The guy who sings. Oh, yeah. He's fun.

Yeah. And then who's red? Is that one of the island boys? Who's that guy in the lower left corner? Oh, wow.

That guy's still at it. Then the rest of these I don't know who they are. So John Kirickow costs $179 dollars for one of those. Oh, bam. My garage in for him.

Who else isn't there? Anybody you know? No. No. Interesting.

Oh, red dead redemption guy. Oh, Nick Foley, the wrestler. Yeah. There you go. How odd.

What an odd thing. Who's buying a rap report? President Donald Trump parody is number three. Wow. Michael rapper.

He's screaming enough for free. Yeah. Well, he's got to be out there. Of course, buffer. Yeah.

Of course, 49. I've seen people in a hotel. They've like heard him doing them. Oh, yeah. I've seen them done.

I've been with him. He's doing them. How crazy his story with his brother? Crazy. Is it that bananas?

Yeah. That kind of shit blows my mind. Didn't even know his brother until they were like 30. And they just found each other with the voice, both fighting. Yeah.

Well, he was like the budget buffer in the beginning. Like he was like, if you couldn't afford Michael, you got Bruce. But now, Bruce is way better than Michael. No disrespect to Michael. Oh, boy.

But Michael gets, you know, Michael smooth. Yeah. That's getting ready to rumble, which is perfect for boxing. But Bruce is perfect for MMA. Yeah.

He's got more slayer. Fucking. Oh, yeah. He's got the suit on. He's got to drop dead doing that one day.

We've all called it. Because he gets beat red and now he's like deep in his 60s. Oh, yeah. I don't know how old he is. And he parties, too, I think.

Bruce parties? Oh, yeah. How do you know? There's a bunch of videos of him. He got no fist fight in an elevator with an MMA fighter.

Oh, that was a Frank Trig. Yeah. Kind of a fist fight. A little bit of a pushing shoving, probably Frank Trig would literally kill him. I know.

That's why I'm impressed. Because he stood up to him. Frank Trig was animal when he was young. Yeah. I would not remember.

“I think it was when Frank was still fighting.”

That's crazy. I don't think Frank really fought him back. I think that was the very quick encounter. But just the fact that he was up for it. I don't know what really happened.

I think the story is online somewhere. Yeah. It's Bruce's version of the story. Yeah, it's true. I mean, I don't know.

Not the Bruce's lion. And Bruce might have thought he was in a fight in Frank. Might have thought it was hilarious.

Right.

Right. I don't know. Yeah.

But Bruce did martial arts in most of his life.

The craziest coincidence of all of them and get your fingers ready, GMO. Dennis, the menace, the cartoon, was invented in England and in America on the same day. What? Put that in your pipe and jizz on it. Get that cooking.

Oh, yeah.

“Because they were like, oh, you must have stolen this.”

So they went back and researched it. They were both invented. Same character, same name on the same day and the same year. That makes no sense. Is that, but Anna's, my brain blew up.

That literally makes no sense. It's crazy. So that's a fun way. How's that possible? I don't know.

Just, you know, monkey's right on a typewriter eventually gets Shakespeare. Two guys think of the same thing. Same thing. Cross the pond. That's one of those things.

What is that called? Like, like, barren steamed bears, the mandala. Oh, yeah. That's not the same thing. Because that's like, when that's not real.

This is something that's real. That's true. That's right. Right. No.

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“So how would they even know about each other back then?”

Oh, sorry, 17th and 12. So they're five days apart. Who started first? British was the 17th. Okay.

On sale. Issue dated 17 March, on sale, 12 March. Created by these guys, American, on 12 March. No.

Like, basically the same day I say, on sale the same day.

Unbelievable. On there. On there. Overalls. And they said, well, go back to what the saying was again.

It said, your son is a menace. Is did they both say that? No. I don't know. Wow.

Both Machievous little boys. But they look different. UK Dennis has black hair. Mm. Red and black jumper.

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“So it's treated as a famous coincidence rather than copying.”

Wow. Unreal. There they are, side by side. Wow.

That kind of shit is cookie.

That's weird. That's like when rats, you, like, view teacher rat. How to get out of a maze on the east coast. Rats on the west coast. Get out of the maze quicker.

No fucking way. Yeah. There's a guy named Rupert Sheldrick. He calls it "morphic resonance." He thinks there's some sort of like communication that all animals have with each other all over

the world that we can't quantify. That we can't measure. But it seems real. Yeah. Well, apparently I got caught in ant pile when I was a kid.

And all the ants swarmed on me and they all bit me at once. I felt that I was like, ah, it was just one big, just wave of pain. Oh, yeah. They communicated. Well, ants just immediately attack those.

Yeah. But ants are there on another level. You're about the lady that fell. She was her parachute didn't deploy. But she landed in an ant pile of fire ants.

No. She survived because she was bit like a thousand times for these fire ants. And somehow or another, the ant bites in the adrenaline that caused it. Help, help, don't jump down, stay up there, buddy. Is what, would kept her alive.

What? Yeah. Wow. That's when you start going religion shit. I know.

Like how did that happen? Stay up here, buddy. Stay up here. Ant bites. Yeah.

99. Her parachute malfunction. She fell 4,500 feet. Her backup parachute opened at 700 feet. But quickly deflated.

She continued to plummet towards the ground at 80 miles an hour. Miraculously, she survived the fall. Thanks the fact she landed directly on a mound of fire ants. Doctors believe the intense shock of being stung over 200 times by the ants. Release the surge of adrenaline which catch her heart beating.

Oh, it's like a clear, she got cleared by ants. And then nuts. That is cookie. It's like when those guys jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and a seal, a guy jump off broke all his bones and a seal pushed him to the shore.

Whoa. That's in the documentary, the bridge. And... Friend of mine, did that die? Really?

Yeah, he killed himself. It's the number one spot to kill yourself. Yeah. He's a buddy of mine that was a professional pool player. Yeah.

I did commentary with him on a pool match in the 90s. He was in a book called Playing Off the Rail. There's a great book by this guy, David McCombor, who was Hunter S. Thompson's editor. Uh-huh.

And I was a Seattle. Some like that. I forget what, when newspaper. But when Hunter was like off the rails and out of his fucking mind. It was perfect.

Another different kind of off the rail.

He followed my friend Tony all across the country gambling.

It's a great book about like pool hustling.

Yeah. Tony was like a world class professional pool player. And they went around the country gambling. And I don't know what happened with him. But I lost touch with them.

And then... Was he Golden Gate? Yeah. Oh, damn. It's like they all know to go there.

Well, he was a San Francisco guy. He lived up there his whole life. And I got this message from a friend of mine. Tony jumped off the bridge. Yeah.

Wow. Crazy. Well, it's weird. Because I watch matches sometimes on YouTube. And he's doing the commentary for me.

Oh, that's crazy. It's so strange. Because he seems so happy. He's enjoying himself. They're cracking up.

“And I'm like, what is it that makes someone want to end it?”

You know, what is it? Like, what was... I guess he had like some failed business ventures. And he was going bankrupt. Well, depression is, you know, weight was way more un-researched back then.

Yeah.

You know, he probably just thought, ah, something's wrong with me.

I got to end this pain. Yeah. But damn. But yeah, everybody who lived, they said, each of them said separately. Right when my hand left the rail, I regretted it.

Oh, yeah. Everything alone. Yeah. Everybody who lives. Don't do it.

It's a terrible idea. Yeah. I went down town away where the guy was like on... I think he shot himself a shotgun. He was like standing on the edge of a bridge.

And it was live on TV. Do you remember that one? Yeah. Yeah. He was like a standoff.

They were trying to get him not jump. But he had a shotgun. I think I'm conflating it. But I'm pretty sure he blows brains out on TV. Damn.

I knew about the fact guy with the gun on the mouth. Oh, yeah. politician guy. Was he a judge? Was he a judge?

Maybe a judge. Yeah. That's that song. He made a nice shot. Exactly.

Yeah.

“And that was a hot video when I was a kid.”

Oh, yeah. What is it? Taste the death. There are faces. But dry.

That's it.

That was one of the first ones we got to see a guy die.

Like a viral video. He put a giant gun in this mouth. 44. And everybody go. No, no, don't do it.

Oh. Great. He's like, stay back. Relax. Everyone.

Stay calm. He just shoved it in his mouth and boom. The top of his dome off. And now we just see people getting shot on Twitter every 10 seconds every day. Now in the Kirk thing, I've ever wake it up.

Be like, good God. The Kirk things weird. The Kirk things weird because now there's video footage from behind. Is that right? Yeah.

I mean, the round that he was supposedly shot with was a 30 odd six, which is a big round. That's a round that you can kill a moose with. Uh-huh. And it doesn't even have an exit wound. Right.

Don't make no sense. It makes zero sense. Well, you hear about his joke Kent. Yeah. Yeah.

They told him not to research or investigate. Yes. So what's up with that? He said that they were told to stop their investigation. Yeah.

And that they were going to handle it. And he just resigned. And meanwhile, have they handled it? Like, we haven't seen that guy. The guy who loves furries.

Who supposedly kill charcoal. Tyler Robinson. Yeah. Yeah. We haven't seen him talk.

No. He hasn't said he did it. He hasn't said he didn't do it. No, like, independent video of him talking about it. Yeah.

And then there was footage of him, like, got a yoga shop. Right. Like, way across town, like 20 minutes later. The whole thing is, like, super sauce. It's similar with the guy who shot Trump, whatever his name was.

He had three names. Oh, yeah. That kid. That kid was in a black rock commercial team. Exactly.

He had no silverware and look. His house was professionally scrubbed. And no one can ask questions about that. We can't deep dive on that. If you do your conspiracy theory.

I shot a presidential elect.

“Not only that, but isn't that a fucking conspiracy?”

Like, that's a conspiracy. Right. Inspired to murder the president of the United States. Yeah. It seems like he had help.

Of course. How the fuck did he get up onto that roof? How do they not have people on that roof? They said the slope was too steep. Yeah.

The new while there were snipers on another roof that had a sharper angled roof. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then he has no social media. And then he has no history.

It's all cookie. Super suspect. Yeah. We can't ask questions. Or else we're assholes.

Well, not only that. The cookie people online now think that that was staged. Right. Trump had that guy shoot his ear. Like, you don't know Jack shit about guns.

If you think that that was staged. I will say the flag going up with the photo op was pretty. It was pretty perfect. But sometimes that's like Dennis the man is. Shit just lines up perfectly.

I guess so. You know what I mean? Sometimes weird stuff happens. Yeah. Like how is this so perfect?

Right. Right. Yeah. We got to get to the bottom of that. But he got shot in the ear, man.

I saw this fucking ear. He had like a little mark on his ear. I remember that. Get Nick Shirley on this shit. He's cracking all kinds of cases.

Bro, the the stuff that he just found in California is bonkers. If you see that guy in your town, you're fucked.

Yeah.

Well, the persistent little cliff.

“Which you see with the governor posted with Newsom's press office posted, they posted a photo”

of Nick Shirley, like a fake Nick Shirley, like a meme, like Nick Shirley peeking. I saw this. Hey, he's doing your job. He's uncovering fraud. And what you're doing is mocking him.

Right. You should go oh shit. That's right. Yeah. I'm the governor.

They should just open up the investigations into all these places. Immediately if you cared, but all they want to do is just obfuscate. Cover it up, make it look silly. Yeah. Make it look like he's something, whatever he is.

White supremacists. Right. Right. Maxie. Whatever.

I got to come up with a name. I don't want to get to it. My kids at a Somali dick here. Right now. I don't want to say anything crazy.

But yeah, that was that was all cookie. And like, I don't know what's real. What is it anymore? You know, if you ask questions you're there. So you get labeled.

I don't know. So wacky time. Yeah. That's happy.

It's a time when we've never had more information and no one's.

Blast sure about it. Yes. And it's the same with what we're more lonely than ever. And we have more connectivity than ever. Yeah.

But it's the kind of connectivity that people have. Just. It's not. That's why I'm off social media. It's just not good for you.

It's not. I know. I hop on to post things and I get the fuck out of there. But you seem to know us a ton of stuff. So I'm like, how you off social media, but also the knowledgeable.

I'm going to use food and then things that inform people send me. I have rely on people sending me things now, which is way better. Because everybody's always sending you things that are. You've seen this shit? Holy fuck.

I said it's up yesterday about the. Always. YouTube. Yeah. I don't think they did.

Oh, really? Yeah. I think it's back. Or if it was deleted, it was pulled back up. The next really thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Good.

Because other people said I found it. It's right here. So it might have just been a glitch. Right. Or it might have been.

They thought about deleting it. And someone said, that's going to make it worse. Exactly. Exactly. It definitely makes it worse.

But if it is true. I don't know if it all is true with the fraud and everything. But I'm like, can we stop it? Can we get the money back? Can we help people who are paying taxes?

Who are not getting anything out of it? And it's all gone to some guy in a cyber truck? Like, well, where's the redemption? Where's the come up and so the. Well, this is the thing that Elon must told me about during the doge stuff.

He said the biggest fraud in this country's Medicare fraud. The Medicaid fraud. He's like, in that. If that gets he goes, I don't even want to talk about it because I don't want them to kill me. What?

He said that. He's like, we're talking about hundreds of billions of dollars in fraud.

“But don't we have the worst health care or whatever?”

Yeah. But it doesn't matter. It's not about actual health care. It's about using the system to extract money. Pretending you have a daycare.

Pretending you have a hospice. Pretending you have a this. And then that and really you're just lying about who's there and collecting checks from the government. Because if you have a bunch of clients, like there was one place in Minneapolis that was saying they were feeding like 5,000 people a day.

They never saw more than 40 people there.

They investigated like this is just they're just taking money. Yeah. And they're getting millions and millions. It's crazy. But you got to think if this thing has been going on for so long, they probably have a whole system.

No one's ever investigated it. It's been happening for over a decade. And they just like this is what we do. And they're all just caching in. Yeah, but I don't know.

Like my friend lives in Minneapolis. He's an old pal. And he's like, I don't Tim walls my whole life. He was always the governor and he's a nice guy. But then you see this shit.

And you're like, so is he stupid or is he corrupt? Well, you can know someone and think they're a nice guy. Because they're a nice guy to you. You know what I mean? Right.

Like I know a lot of people and people say that guy's a piece of shit. Like maybe. But to me, all I can judge is how he treats me. And how he talks to me. But it's going to talk different to me.

Then he's going to talk to people that don't matter to him. Yeah. And you only know of his online perception. Tim walls just seems weird. But there's no humans that I know like that.

That wave like that, that walk around. Right. It's just not normal behavior. Yeah. And he stopped his run for reelection.

I saw this mini Apple's fraud. So there's something to it. But he just wants to acknowledge me. He just want them to go like, Jesus, that is crazy. Holy shit.

But instead it's like shut it down. Don't listen to that guy. I just just stop making me feel crazy. You're not crazy. It's real.

It's real. I mean, maybe, naturally. Maybe a hundred percent of it isn't fraudulent, but he uncovered maybe some of it's legit. But there's definitely some fraud involved.

And yeah. It's not enough that you realize like this is you're talking about enormous amounts of money. And how long has this been going on? I know. And also, who's getting paid?

Isn't anybody getting backdoor deals?

“Is there any offshore accounts that other people have access to it?”

Exactly. And they're funneling money and no one knows about it.

Well, it's paper trail to shit and get to something.

We don't make any arrests. Like all the upstream guys are out there. And in England and Norway, they popped a few guys. Well, that was what the doge stuff was all about. That was the whole purpose for it all.

Yeah. The whole purpose for the doge stuff was to try to uncover a lot of this stuff. And they found fucking tons of it. Hundreds of billions of dollars in fraud. And what happened to those guys?

Those guys are getting questioned now and people are, you know, the guys that doge guys are like having to give testimony. They're like, like, you shut down important government. Right. Right.

Actually, these fucking things then nothing was getting done. And these people were making enormous amounts of money.

“It's like, did you see that fucking bridge that they're building in California?”

I did the wild one outlines. Yeah.

It's over a hundred million dollars.

I know. They need more money. For a fucking bridge. I know. Meanwhile, Colorado built one a similar one for a fraction of the cost.

I think it was five million. Yeah. Fraction of the cost and completed it. And it's done. And in California, like we need more money to save the fox.

Well, there's so many regulations that you can't get so much red tape. You can't get anywhere. It's a little bit of that. They're blaming tariffs in the government. Oh, shut up.

I doubt that's what it is. I doubt it's a hundred million dollars. And you can't finish it because of tariffs. That don't make any sense. We're still waiting on the bullet train.

That started 25 years ago. Well, that was billions. Billions. Billions. Still not done.

Nothing. Meanwhile, Japan is whizzing all over the place at light speed. I think it's in China. There's one that they debuted. They showed in China.

And it's just whizzing by these people. And you get to see how fast it is in real time.

We're staying next to it.

No. It's bonkers, dude. Man. It's just sh-- And you just think the problem with that is how much track is there.

There's a lot of track. Yeah. How many psychos are out there? They could just lay something on the track. Well, that's more American.

They don't do that shit. They're raised better. Someone can do it. They could. But they're Japanese.

They're oppressed. So they get it all out with those trains. Right? It's like Nick Shirley. He's a virgin.

So he's motivated. Yeah, that's weird, right? Yeah, that's a little weird. But I'd rather that-- And instead, do that shit than, you know, shoot up a place.

Well, there's a lot of these virgin influencers now. Yeah. Nick, pointess is a virgin. Yeah. We disguise a virgin.

I don't trust them. I don't know a lot of these virgins. That feels unnatural. Come in, ladies. You're young.

You're very unnormal. Very, very strange. Very. It's like Zoran.

I don't trust an Indian who never had a job.

Is he Indian? Yeah. I'm Donny. I believe he's Indian. Is he?

Oh, yeah. I think he's from Africa. He's Indian. Yeah, he's from Africa. But have you-- you never had a job?

Every Indian guy knows the hardest working dude on the planet. He's never had a job at all. No. I think he was a rapper. I'm Donny's never had a job.

No, I don't believe so. This is first gig. That's crazy. I know. But imagine your first gig.

You're the mayor of New York City. I want hand super impressive. Very impressive. First gig. Why do you go?

Guys disguised the limit for this guy. I know. His first job is the mayor. I know. Of New York City.

Yeah. It's like losing your virginity. You know, Heidi Klum.

“But I think he won because he said he's not going to Israel.”

That was smart. An affordability. Yeah. New York so expensive. Also, yeah.

People were like, we're tired of it. Well, the narrative is the rich people across all your problems. Right. The rich people. But meanwhile, the rich people in New York are responsible for more than 50% of the taxes.

Sure. Well, Hockel just said, please come back. Did you see that clip? Good luck. Good luck.

Good luck. And I think he seems like a nice guy. I think he's got good intentions. But it just, you know, you need some experience and you need money. Because he keeps saying free free buses.

Free healthcare. Free childcare. And you're like, stop saying free. That should be illegal. Because someone has to pay for it.

Right. So nothing free. Nothing is free. Adding to the bureaucracy. You're adding to the government waste.

You're adding to the possibility of fraud. Yeah. Well, you're just releasing people on the streets. Yeah. And I think I have a theory that muslim is cool.

Muslim is like the new black. It's cool. Muslims hip now. It's different. It's exotic.

It's fun.

“But I think the problem is people can flate muslim and islamist.”

And she's two very different things. I know a lot of muslims. They're great people. Totally. People that want to global caliphate.

Yes. And they want death to the infidels. Mm-hmm. This is the difference between Iran and like Saudi Arabia. Mm-hmm.

Saudi Arabia or Muslims. The Iranians or Islamists. Right. States sponsor terrorism. The whole deal.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, any extreme. You know, like a Hasidic Jew versus Paul Rudd. Yeah.

You know, Paul Rudd's a fun guy. He has a cocktail. He's a funny movie. And then a Hasidic Jew is like, "All right.

You're forced. Get off and suck the blood." Right. Give your herpes.

Or these crazy fucking right wing radical Christian nationalists.

Mm-hmm.

“I think that we're supposed to be over in Israel.”

So that Jesus can come back on a white horse.

Have you seen that? Oh, no. Oh, Jamie. Pull that story up that I sent you. I could reset it to you if you want.

Wow. There's a crazy story that was on Yahoo about this guy. Who's a non-commissioned officer that went to a military debriefing. So there's like an operation readiness meeting or a war meeting. And one of these fucking guys, one of these high-level commanders says,

"Don't be worried because Trump is anointed by Jesus Christ to bring back the return." Oh, no. The bring back Jesus' return on Earth. Commander claimed Trump was anointed by Jesus to cause Armageddon to justify the Iran attacks. Wow.

See, that's like up there where the Alaw will protect me. Exactly. It's the same shit. It's just coming from a different religion. Yeah.

But it's the same mindset. Like, look what he said. See what he said. Did you find the actual quote?

Here are just tell our troops.

This is all part of God's divine plan. Specifically reference numerous citations out of the book of revelations, referring to Armageddon and the imminent return of Jesus Christ.

“And he said, "The superior had a big grin on his face.”

We said all of this, which made his message seen even more crazy." Wow. Bro. Scary. That's just scary.

Those are just scary suicide bombers. It's like, people that are like true believers. Yes. Something that objectively sounds a lot like nonsense. I would say there's less blowing up shit.

Yeah. With the extreme aggression. Sure, because they won. Go back to the inquisition. Okay.

Fucking torturing people. And that's good point. You know, people for, you know, for God's word or for, you know, to, for God's service and service of God have done some wild shit. Oh, but it's just people.

You know, it's just people when they get into positions of radical belief. They just, they go nutty. Yeah, it's like a cult. The cult is just a microcosm of a full religion. Exactly.

You know, it's just some crazy guy. He was like, "I'm gonna fuck all of you and then we'll drink coolly." I used to do a joke about it where I said a cult is a thing where a guy creates it. And that guy knows it's bullshit. In a religion, that guy's dead.

Wait a minute. Yeah. Oh, I see. Religion, the guy created his death. Oh, right.

So it's like everybody just believes. Yeah. But if, in a cult, you know, like David Carrash, sure, you know, that villain the blank, the moonies, whatever. Yeah.

So I'm guy created it. And he knew it's bullshit. Yeah. That guy is a science fiction author. Completely, he can run Hubbard.

But now he's dead. So it's a religion. And they have tax-free, exempt status. That's good. Did they're exempt from taxes?

It's not a religion. No. Yes. That's not like an affordable and real estate. No way.

They have so much real estate. Crazy buildings. Yeah. Crazy buildings. Down, down, down.

And that's the nutty thing about El Run Hubbard. He's like, "He didn't want to have a worse author as of all times." Oh, he stinks. Terrible. And he's a weird looking dude.

I think he beat his wife. Did he? Oh, yeah. He was a troublemaker. He's dead.

I watched a little documentary on him. He's a troubled individual. Well, he was definitely troubled, which is why he came up with dionetics in the first place. He was trying to self-diagnose.

He was trying to fix his own brain. But it also shows how said and sheep like people are because we're like, "We need something. I need something to believe in. Something to go for. I'll support you."

Well, it was so lost that anybody who comes along that confidently claims they have the answer. People just follow. Yep. Very odd. Very odd.

“It's like, I think it's programmed into us just like from the time that we were in tribes,”

and we had a count on the chief to be correct. Right. You know what I mean? But I'm sure you got some psychos who are up your ass. Oh, believe everything I say?

Yeah, because you're so big. You got such a big umbrella. Yeah, but I'm very clear that I don't know what I'm talking about. That's the key. And if I do, it's like very specific thing.

So I'm like, "I can tell you for sure that this is the fact." Right. You know, because I'm an expert in a few things. But other things, I'm like, "You know, don't listen to me." Yeah.

But this is what I think. Well, you're one of the few guys who will go up. You know what I said last week? I was wrong about that. You have to.

Nobody does that. You got it. Well, 'cause they're all, they all just want to be right all the time. Yes. And they all connect their identity with being correct about a blatherous COVID.

Right. I COVID ruined a lot of people's credibility. Because they were all in on the vaccine, all in on this, all in on the lockdowns, all in on the masks. Yeah. And once it was revealed that all that stuff was bullshit, the vaccine didn't really prevent infection.

Those people just never came out and said, "You know what I was wrong?"

I know. And that would go so far. But nobody will do it. And then the right and the left, they both just want their side to win.

Exactly.

It's like when the ball goes out of bounds on your team.

You're like, "I didn't see shit." Exactly. And then the other team's like, "What do you crazy? We got video footage." Yeah.

It's cheating. It's cheating. You're cheating in the game of discourse. Right. Right.

The game of discourses, you're supposed to say what you really think. And then when you think something differently, you say, "Okay, I was wrong." Yes.

“You have to be able to say, "I was in misinformed."”

I thought it was this, but it's actually that. Yeah. That's why those videos are so fun when they go to a college campus. Like, "Can you believe what this Trump said this?" And I go, "That's right."

So he's a piece of shit and I go, "Actually, that was Biden." And then they go, "Oh, what are you going to do?" Like a class in a minute, I got to go. You're a vote for me. You ain't black.

Yeah. He's got a couple end words too out there. Does he? Oh, yeah. Bullet up.

Biden had a few. Well, I remember when he called African-American super criminals. Right? Wow. Super predators.

That was during the 1994 crime bill, which is he was really responsible for a lot of that. The '94 crime bill. I mean, people forget about that. Like, during the Clinton administration. Like, Clinton in a lot, Clinton was a great president.

Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. What he did, balance the budget, great. Got had in the office, but yeah. Yeah.

Let it go. Or a lot. Let it go. Yeah. Let it go.

“But other than that, like he did a lot of things that were really good.”

But one of the things that he did that wasn't really good was the '94 crime bill. So many people wind up going to jail for sure lives. That's true. They ruined so many families, so many lives lost. Yeah.

Yeah.

People that could have turned their life around never got a chance.

Locked up forever. Yeah, and deported a lot of people, too. Oh, yeah. Not as much Biden. Excuse me, not as much as Obama.

Well, yeah. He was the king of that. Not only did Obama deport more people in Trump, they arrested more Americans accidentally. Really? Then Trump.

Yeah. The percentage of Americans arrested was higher and also the deaths were higher. Also, he had two terms. True. True.

Yeah. They got shot in the street. Like his ice didn't shoot anybody. That I know of. No, they did.

They killed people. Yeah. They killed people. Civilians? I don't know if it was civilians or if it was actual illegal.

So they were trying to deport. But there was definitely a bunch of people that were killed. I want to say it was somewhere in the range of 30. 30. Yeah.

“Well, no social media back then, either.”

Right. That's big. I changed everything.

They could cover up everything back then.

But when you liked to talk to Obama and go, ah, come on. That was crazy, right? Well, Marin talked to Obama and he just kind of softballed him. You know, he just was like, he let Obama just kind of talk. Well, he did it recently.

He did it twice. And both, both times it was kind of the same thing. But he is an icon and he was a good president and he seems like a cool guy. He was a very good statesman. Yes.

Right. The way he talked was great. He also said he was going to protect whistleblowers and he went back on all that. They even removed that part of the hope and change website. Whoa.

The hope and change. His hope and change website when he was running for president was all about removing whistleblowers. So, what does it say here? No documented case of ice agents directly killing anyone. There you go.

Such as through shootings or excessive force during Obama's presidency. However, 56 individuals died in ice custody over that period. Well, he did the case. So that's how they died. So it wasn't shootings.

Primarily from medical issues. Like they had lead poisoning from bullets in adequate care or whoops. He hung himself in a two foot cell with reports highlighting substandard medical treatment. Contributing to at least eight cases. Between 2010 and 2012.

Most custody deaths under Obama were attributed to natural causes. Heart disease. Naturally, you're dealing with a lot of people that snuck in. Not two sides hanging or violence by agents. Uh-huh.

Interesting. Interesting. What's up with that? Wife dick. [laughing]

Just 11 folks. I wish that was true. I know. It'll be so fun. Just a goof.

I think the French one's true. The chef? No. Candace Owens. Wouldn't she be saying that?

No. No. Get out of here. Wife is a man. Come on.

Yeah. I don't think so. I don't-- I might be wrong. I mean, she's a little-- Some is odd.

She's odd. She's a little trans-y. Yeah. But I-- You don't see the way she sits?

Pull it up. I have not. She's like a dude. No. A man's bread?

Yeah, man's bread. All right. Odd alignment of the hips. It seems very masculine. Mm-hmm.

You know, that's why men sit like that. It's not cause we're dicks. It's like the legs go out like that. Yeah. Women's legs go inward.

Sure. Yeah. Because they have birthing hips, and the angle is different. I thought it was the ball bag. Yeah.

Well, it's just a little bit of it. Yeah. You're airing it out a little bit, whereas it wasn't as a clam, so she's-- There's no resistance.

Well, that's why you don't trust guys who sit like Ari.

Look at Lego over the top, that cross-legged thing.

Yeah. And ironically, he's got a huge bag. He's got a big bag and a big cock. Crazy dude. Oh, gone that guy.

A little baby arm. Yeah. Big old fucking sack. He's doing good. He's doing good.

He's doing good down there. Watch how she sits. Boom. Oh, yeah. Wow.

That's how a dude sits. That was a manly sit. Even the walk.

“Even the stature, the skeletal frame, everything.”

Looks like Johnville. That looks like your guy with tits. Right? Boom. Look how sits.

But that's not the weirdest thing to come out. The weirdest thing that everybody accepts the fact that they started their relationship when she air quotes was 40, and he was like 14 or 15. That's crazy. Oh, that was reverse.

Guy to girl. Right. That would be it. Exactly. Big time.

But it's French. It's in France. True.

We had different in France.

There's sexual people. They didn't fuck with me, too. In France. They were like, "No, no, we like to be." Take the whole country down.

Yeah. Yeah. Man and women. Look. That's a woman.

Exactly. Take her down. Take them all down. It leaves like we hit the ladies. We cat called.

That's our thing. Oh, they're animals. Oh, yeah. That's my kids with my kids in a taxi. It was just me and my kids.

And this fucking driver of the taxi stopped the car in the middle of an intersection to cat call some lady. No way. He had a big ass. He was walking across the season.

The monomone. You're monomilla. Look at that ass. And he just kept driving. I was like, these people are animals.

It's kind of charming with that voice, though. It is. But you got to realize like, if you're in Rome, these are the descendants of the people that were there when the Colosseum was running.

Sure. These are the people that were there when the fucking Roman games when Rome was conquering the world. Of course their savages. Right.

Of course. They're the descendants of savages. Direct descendants of the some of the most savage people that ever walked the face of the earth. Yeah, there's gladiators.

They're Roman Empire. They fought lions. They took over everything. Right. And then they got the Vatican right there, which is a weird.

Oh, yeah. Fucking country. That's in the middle of their city. I think that's good balance. They got crazy shit with the orgies.

The wine. And then the gay stuff. And then they got the Vatican. That's to me. That's kind of healthy.

Jesus gives you a free pass. You just gotta say you're sorry. Right. He's got to confess. That's loophole of all time.

Was that confession bullshit? I think they did that just to get information on people in the town. Find out what they were doing. That's true. God says it's okay.

You still go to have and tell the priest in the priest like a media who went and told the mayor. Oh. Yeah. That's forming.

A hundred percent.

Never thought of it that way.

Of course. How else would you get people to tell all the dirty shit that they're doing, all the crime they're committing? Oh, God. That's the way you get them.

I went to Catholic school. I told those fuckers everything. Did you? I was in the box. Go on.

I jerked off to my aunt. She's got huge dits. I really went off in there. It was like a podcast. I never got to sit in one.

I went to Catholic school one for one year. But I was first grade. Did you make it out? Oh, I made it out. And I was like, I'm never going back again.

It cleared me off a religion forever. That's a weird term. This is not real. Of course. This lady.

I don't remember anybody's name from the time when I was six. But Sister Mary Josephine.

“I'll remember that hunt till the day I died.”

Oh, yeah. She was so mean. And I was so confused because I had only been with my mom and my dad and my grandparents. We're all nice to me. Yes.

I'd never been around anybody mean to me. Right. And then all of a sudden around this vicious bitch. Who's supposed to be like the person of God? Exactly.

But they would wrap your knuckles. I think they were pressed or something. Oh, hundred percent. They needed some vitamin D. Yeah.

Get that dick. Hey, get that dick. That's a crazy rule, too. You can't fuck. And you know why they came up with that rule?

No. Because all the priests were fucking everybody. Because they were the rock stars. Whoa. There was a guy who talks to Jesus.

He's the guy on stage. Yeah. The guy on stage. Oh, man. He's all money.

No. And he's just. Look, you know, more. And then they decided, hey, you can't fuck if you want to be a priest. But then they went to kids.

Of course. That's what happens. You're only going to get gay guys or pedophiles who are interested in that. Okay, guys. Fuck each other.

The pedophiles try to get the kids. Because you get isolated time with the kids. Right. Like teachers. Like how many teachers get one of my kids schools?

They just busted it. Get the fuck out there. That can call a bassist. Whoa. viewpoint.

“My kid went and took this guy's classes for, I think, two or three years.”

What? Yup. He was taken up skirts, photos, and appropriate photos. He was jerked and off to him, admitted that the photos made his heart race and seen his kids his full-on pedophile was a part of this like very nice private school.

Yeah. I think he was there for six or seven years. Did you meet him? I must have. Oh, my.

I must have. You shook this guy's hand. I must have. He was my kid's teacher. I must have met him.

I don't remember him.

You got daughters.

Oh. Yeah. Mama.

Luckily nothing happened then, but they remember he talked too much.

My daughter said he just kept, he just wouldn't shut the fuck up. He talked to him. He's a bit in game.

“But what about these Florida horrors who keep banging the students?”

There's something that's like an epidemic going on. I mean, look, I'm not knocking it, but it's different. I think that beats priest now. It's only okay if they're hot. Sure, but they, they some of them were like, damn, I'd fuck her.

Exactly. Those are okay. I don't know about okay. But if there's some big troll looking lady with neck, her chin starts at her neck goes straight down to the chest.

Yeah. Some job of the hut looking beast. You'd be like, you monster. Right. What'd you do to that boy?

Yeah. But if it's some blonde lady with big tits and glassy eyes. Like, she's probably on SSRI's. Did know what she was doing. Sure.

Maybe like the husband can't get it up. And this is a viral 14 year old basketball player or something. How about that? Well, lady was a mayor. She was a mayor at some town in like Louisiana.

She was fucking some serious. Yeah. That was crazy.

And they showed the husband all over the news.

I'm like, this poor fucking guy. What a fucking guy. Man. Her fucking wife is getting bang by the high school basketball player. And she was pretty.

She was not very pretty. Kind of milky. Kind of milky for sure. But that's the thing. I have a bit about it.

They never show the kid. I want to see that kid. Yeah. Let's see. Is he as some kind of young stud?

Yeah, a lot of them are. Okay.

“You just can't see him because they're in a, it's inappropriate.”

Sure. Underage and their victims. Well, of course. You're here. Is that Galvanakis's joke?

I died a high five. Yes. That's a great joke. Great joke. He was a great joke, writer.

Oh, he's a great comic. Great comic. A lie from the purple icon. Purple onion. Yes.

Great. Bucket special.

He had that thing where he could fake angry and play the piano.

He was a good dude too. Good guy. It's a really good dude. Like every time I've had interactions with him. I'm like, this is a saw.

He's like not Hollywood at all. No, no. He's a South Carolina guy. But a farm lives on the farm now. Yeah.

I mean, they're barely works. Yeah. He just kind of lives his life. I mean, he's kind of a phenom. His standup was good.

And then he just like, you know, Todd Phillips fought for him in the hangover. They're like, we don't know this fucking guy. He's a nobody. And he's like, I'm telling you. This guy's good.

And he stole the movie. He stole the movie. Yeah. No, he's a great comic. And that between two firms.

Oh, it's brilliant. Amazing. Brilliant. No, he's great. Yeah, he just gets you on.

He gets signed filled on. He's trashing him. Yeah. He's got like, all these. That's great.

He was a great friend to Brody, too. Yes. When Brody was going through one of his moments where he got off medication. And he got a little crazy. Yeah.

We started noticing it at the store. Like, instead of being funny, he was on stage. He actually get angry. It was like really weird. And he came back.

But for, there was a while where he was like really lost it and Zach reached out. And he's like, don't interact with them. We're trying to get him treatment. We're trying to get him back on his meds. Like he's, he went off his meds.

I love it. Just good dude. Good dude. Good dude. There's a video around there.

They're out there. Yeah, they're out there. Solid people are out there. He's a normal guy. And you could tell.

These holly, I feel like Hollywood is like COVID where it fucks your brain up eventually. And he got out and moved to the farm. Yeah. So that's how you know he's saying. But there's people that are in Hollywood that stay solid.

Like when I had Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on, I was like, I'd be friends with these guys. Yeah, I listen to that one. It's a normal off the mic on the mic. They're cool.

They're all over there. They're Robby. They're regular. They talk to everybody. Like I've met Matt Damon a few times.

I actually ran into him in Italy. It was really crazy. In a restaurant where he was sitting below a photo of him. Oh, weird. There's photos of all these celebrities that come and eat at this place.

Yeah. And he was one of them. And he was there. And he was sitting there. Like.

And then I'd met him before. So I go, hey Matt. Who's that guy? He was like, but he's cool. He's normal.

He's like a regular guy. Well, he hit the lottery with that script. I know, right? Yeah. And they're both like good looking.

They're nice. They're cool. They're smart. Yes. They're really, like Ben Affleck is underrated intelligence.

Like when he's talking about AI and what AI is actually promising versus what they're actually capable of. What they're really trying to do is increase their market cap and get more money invested. Oh, Clever. Clever.

“And he, I think he sold, signed some deal with them for millions and like change the game with Netflix.”

Big time. Yeah. Fucking giant giant deal. Big deal. That for $600 million.

Was that for the rip? No, no, no, no, no, no. He sold an AI company. Oh. That's why he does so much about it.

Oh, that makes sense. He kind of broke it down on here and then like two weeks later. He sold. That makes sense. He's ahead of the curve that guy.

Yeah. Both of those guys are good. And they've stayed friends forever. And they've been banging J-Lo for that many years. He gave it his best.

I mean, he came that horse. She's so. This is quite a glide deal. Oh, I bet she's so fun though.

Yeah, but I think she's malignant narcissists.

Do. [LAUGHTER]

“But by the way, this is the only way you stay that hot when you're 80 years old.”

Smoke show. She's a smoke show. Yeah, that rump is, uh. She could completely be a granny.

And she looks fucking amazing.

She's a little ribbon on that, honey. You gotta be a narcissist to keep that up. I guess so. I mean, the skin, her skin's perfect. Everything.

How's it? And it doesn't look crazy like filler. No. Nuddy, this looks like pure. Yeah.

It's just not aging. I know. Nuts. And that's at the Puerto Rican blood, I guess. It may be.

It's that. It's good genetics for sure. But it's also just upkeep and care and aware being aware of what you look like and taking care of yourself. Right.

Like I saw, um, one of those Instagram things where they showed people from like the 80s, how old they were. Yeah. Like a chicken bunker. Yeah.

Yeah. When he was playing Archibunker, when Edo Conno was playing garbage, he's 10 years younger than me. Carol O'Connor. Carol Connor.

Yeah. He was 10 years younger than me now. Wow. Right. I think they did a cocoon one with pork.

Right. And the Ed Brimley. Yes. See you later. 48.

You know, Mrs. Robinson was 39. What? 39 in the graduate. And she's like the old bag. That's crazy.

39.

“Not like a 39 year old's walking on 6th street.”

It looked like, uh, you know, Cindy Crawford. Right. I got to update my hot woman. Magnified. There you go.

Stuck in the 90s. Ah. Yeah. It's odd, man. Yeah.

Look at that. She looked 39. I guess. But 80s. That's Mel Brooks's wife, you know.

Yeah. That's what 39 looked like. That looks like 69. I think she's pretty sexy. Not bad.

Look at that.

Especially for someone who never went to the gym.

Like 80s. They didn't do nothing back then. They walked. They walked. Well, and the dudes, too, could be completely no definition.

And still be like a leading man. Right. The only one that was like really rip back then was Charles Branson. Wow. Yeah.

Not mother fuck. Action star. Yeah, but he wasn't even before he was an action star. Like that guy was just fit. Fit.

He's like, "Why are he?" You know, when he did hard times that movie? Yeah. He was 50. No.

Yes. Wow. That's impressive. Shredded. Well, all these.

No T-R-T. Lee, it means it's old in a take-in. It's like a mess up.

“The golden girls were all playing like 10 years younger than what they were.”

Wow. That's nice. That's nice. Oh. 53.

They were playing 79. She was 62. She was playing 53. But she was 63. Oh, wow.

Wow. That was 23. She was 53. And she was 52. The one lady.

That's crazy. The Arthur. Ruma-Claner. Wow.

Is Betty White still alive?

Nah. She kicked it. How old was she? I don't know, but Keith Richards-Beater. That guy.

That. How? He's like J-Lo. He's the male J-Lo. I saw the stones at Circuit of the Americas.

A couple of years ago. Fucking incredible. Yeah. He still shreds. I know.

Both of them. Both out there. Just dancing around. Like, Jack is not like standing still. Like, if you see.

No. It was one of those old guys who was in Vegas. Like one of them guys from like the fucking 60. Like a Wayne Newton type. Yeah.

What does his name? Frankie Valley. Frankie Valley. Oh, Valley. Bro.

It's like all lip syncing. And he can't move his lips anymore. Yeah, believe it. And he looks like a statue. Mm-hmm.

It's odd. That is odd. Yeah, that's guys. You know what? I'll make a joke.

But you all live. Dancing, moving around. And they did a 90-minute show. Wow. Crank in it.

He's got to be a guest. Oh, this guy's dead. Oh, he has some of this. This is like Mitch McConnell. I mean, he's just stiff.

But he's like a board. Yeah. You got any volume on this, Mitch? Poor Bastard. I'm gonna talk in about it.

Oh. Well, hats off. It's to still go out there. It probably has, too. (laughs)

Is that dead? Have you seen Barry Mallow? No. Ruff? The weird.

I don't know. Go to Barry Mallow's Instagram. He sings. But he's got like, filler.

And it looks like his Chains disappearing. And I don't know how old he is. Yeah. It's not that old.

I'll go do this. Oh, they start to look trans. Guys, it's weird. It's like an animatronic. Yeah.

Try to be cheese. Right. That's what it's like. But that's not even a weird one. Go to his, uh, his.

The one on the far right. Whoa. Look at that. Listen to him talk. Hello, here.

Well, look. He's like, "Cherment the Frog." Look at his hair. That's all. Is there any chance?

How much would you bet that that's a wig? Everything I own. It's all fake. Everything's fake. Everything.

But the face is like, "Guy, let yourself just age. Don't do the filler in the boat." So this is when he was younger. Yeah. This looks good.

This looks legit. Let me know. It just, when they start pumping stuff into their cheeks, it's just like, look at your gut.

Stung by bees.

Yeah. It's weird. It's weird. It look. We all know.

It looks weirder. It's worse. Just age. I know. We like age.

With women, it gets really strange.

“Because there's a thing that bodybuilders get”

and an arrested get body dysmorphia. Well, you can't see yourself the way other people see you. Right. So you don't realize it. It's weird that your cheeks are that big.

Yeah. Is that what it is? Oh, yeah. Well, you know when you're drawing something, you're painting, and you're like, "All right, it's done."

I had a little more. Now before you know, you're ruined it. Well, you get obsessed with the little minutia. And you're just focusing on weird parts of your faces. Yes.

Maybe you got a weird little smile line right here. You don't like it. You're like, "Fell it in." Yes. It swells up.

You're like, "Good." Yeah. And they get used to it. We see him after eight months. And you're like, "Good, God."

But they're just gradual. Yeah. So they don't realize how to do it. Did he? Ryan Gosling isn't our people accusing him of getting a bunch of stuff on his face.

Yeah. There was some photos of him on a red carpet. It looked real weird. I get the hair implants. I get it.

Do that all day.

But as a dude, you can age.

We're all right. We're like, "Jace and stay for them and all these guys." Yeah. And they look fine. Yeah, let it go.

Let it go. Don't do the filler thing. It's just you're changing the shape of your face. It's also there's a ratio, the golden ratio of your face. When you do something weird to your face, it throws people off.

Right. The width of your face and the closeness of your eyes, the size of your nose. All the fits within a certain ratio. Yeah. And when that ratio is off, like, when you have a really thin face, but a small nose, everybody's

like, "Hey." Yes. Where's that R he knows? I mean, you see that big old beak that makes sense with this shape. We like it.

I mean, look at Jennifer Gray. She cut her nose off. Loss her career. Loss her career. And she was like cute.

You know. She was cute. You brought it. Yeah, she had a big nose. Beautiful.

Beautiful. You don't have to be perfect. Perfect. The way to go. Look at Bill Murray.

That guy looks like an old fart. Yeah. I mean, he looks crazy, but it's Bill Murray. He's a cool guy. I love Bill Murray.

He's my childhood hero. I really enjoyed talking to him. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He was a good one.

“That must have been pretty nerve wracking for you, huh?”

No. No, it was cool. He was real easy. It wasn't nerve wracking.

He was a little like nuts when you first meet him.

But he had no idea how it was. He doesn't watch podcasts. He had heard of me. He's like, your joke. I'm like, yeah.

It wasn't bullshitting. Like some Hollywood people do. I'm sorry. Your name is. Right.

He wasn't doing that. He's not online. He said he had to get a phone to talk to his kids. Whoa. Man.

No, that doesn't have phone. Woody. Woody, Harrison. Really? You got to get a hold of him.

You got to get through his wife. Damn. That's for the wife, though. He's happy. He's like, leave me out of everything.

Yeah. He can't get a hold of him through email. Leave me out of it. He seems interesting. I remember that.

That's an LED. He's just out of COVID shit. Yeah. That was interesting. Yeah.

He's great. I saw my killed Tony once. He hangs out of the club all the time. Really? Yeah.

He's in the green room all the time. But he like hangs out normal. Like talks to everybody. Doesn't big time anybody. Like he's talking to door guys.

He's talking to fucking everybody normal. Damn. Yeah. He's cool. Cool.

I mean, white man can't jump. Awesome. He's just, he's real. Like that guy's real. I've hung out with him multiple times now.

I really enjoy talking to him. There's a few of those guys. They make it through. And they're still cool. But one thing that a lot of them have in common is they stay out of

Right. Right. social media. They stay offline. They just live.

Yeah. Just live. Yeah. Well, also. He's in the cloud.

Emeaning. He's a pothead. All day. He's like those rappers that call it living in the cloud. I've never heard that.

He's never not high. Like a little wane or something. He's never high. All day. Constantly high.

I don't know how they do that shit. I don't know how they do that shit either. Like those people just waken bake and then go out and do stuff. And then they just keep smoking. I mean, that's comics in the green room in New York.

We'll just smoke weed for like three hours. And then go on and do another set and they hang out. I'm like, if I smoke weed for three hours, I'd be crying in a fetal position. It's a saint.

Yeah. I wouldn't be getting anything done. No. You'd be so locked in your own head. Thinking about the world.

But I think people's mental chemistry is different. For some people, I think weed is like a legitimate medicine. They keep some together. Yeah. And they're not hurt, and anybody?

No. Why is it okay to be on SSRIs and oxycontin? But it's not okay to just live in the cloud. It's a good point. They're a man.

They're medicating. A little bit. A hundred percent.

“I mean, that's what I was doing with alcohol as a teenager.”

I was so anxious and nervous that I wanted to fit in. I would just drink for like social lube. Most teenagers are doing that for the same reason. They want to be able to go to a party and relax. Yeah.

And not feel like everybody hates them or isolated or weird. Right. Who's judging me? Just weed. Yeah.

My nephew, he's 16 never drank.

And he's a virgin. He's got no friends. He plays video games all day. And he gives me shit for drinking. He's like, it's so unhealthy.

But I'm like, this is unhealthy. Yeah. You're just, you got no friends.

You never finger to girl.

You don't go to parties. Nothing. It's weird that there's a lot of kids doing that now. 85% alcohol cells are 85% down with Gen Z. What?

85% is I just started a liquor here. Yeah. So I'm fucked. But yeah. It's weird.

I'm like, how do you cut loose?

“I think they're all scared to be in cringe.”

They're all scared to be in filmed. We were so lucky. We could just get get after it. Fuck up. I'm drunk.

I think that's part of it. Somebody told me that kids don't dance. It dances anymore. Because they're too scared of being go viral. Yeah.

Look at this white guy dancing like an idiot. cringe hashtag. I think that's part of it. I think that's part of it. So happy to catch people doing something through their whole life.

That gotcha culture. It's horrible. It's horrible. It's horrible.

And the type of people that want to do that,

they should be shamed. Yes. That is a horrible behavior. 1000% agree. That's what we're at.

I mean, people scan videos. Just be like, gotcha. Well, you said this. You said that. We're going to go through your old tweets, whatever it is.

But we need to flip it and make those guys get in trouble. 100%. It's like when someone has a false rape accusation. How come they don't go to jail? You almost made a person go to jail.

“It turns out that they didn't do anything.”

And then you just skate. Yeah. That's insane. They were going to go to jail forever. Forever for nothing.

For nothing. That's something you made up. Yeah. You just skate because you're a woman. I know.

Or you're a guy. Sure. Yeah.

Rave accusations against other men.

Right. It's nuts. I know. It's a bummer. But I guess it's human nature.

It's powerful. I don't know. I know, but we should punish the people that make fake claims. I agree. That's crazy.

They should have to do half the time of the sentence. Like, think about the Amberher Johnny Depth thing. Yeah. Like, he gets exonerated at the end of it. Everybody kind of sees her talk and they go, oh, she made up a bunch of shit.

He's okay. Right. But meanwhile, what happened to her? Nothing. Well, she was humiliated.

That's the money, I guess. But when you falsely accuse someone of crimes, beating her, beating her? She got to make up lady to put shit on her. He could have gone to jail. I think 10, 15, 25 years.

Cool. That's unusual. That's like a bet. Try to ruin his life.

“Like, that's what Jordan Peterson talks about that.”

That women are their experts in reputation destruction. That's what they like to do. And that's what she was trying to do with him. Well, they can't fight. Right.

So that's kind of their way. You know when they kill people, you know how they do it for the most part? Any freeze in the oatmeal? Poison. Yeah.

They get it slow over time. I was reading about this lady who wrote a book about helping her children get over grief. And she sold this book because her husband died. And then they just arrested her for poisoning her husband. Oh, my.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. She killed them as in 2022. At least they got her.

How did they find out? She was like crocodile tears, you know, so hard. For me to lose my beloved Steve or one of the famous. Would you see the rebel Wilson thing? No.

Oh, James. Oh. Oh, that's right. The guy of a shot sex trafficking. And she accused Sasha Baron Cohen of, uh,

telling her to grab to finger his asshole. What? When meanwhile, what he really said, it's on camera. Like she was supposed to grab his ass in a scene. And he said, you know, you stuck your finger right up my arm.

Like take it easy. Uh-huh. And she said he told me to finger his asshole. Something along those lines. Whoa.

Yeah. Why would he say that? Well, he is Sasha Baron Cohen. Sure. Sure.

So what did she accuse someone else? She accused a guy of being a sex trafficker. I believe with children. And they caught her on a hot mic or somebody on a hot mic saying they're the plan. They like spelled it out.

And so she's a hot water. Well, she should be going to jail. Sure. Like that, you can ruin someone's entire life. Rebel Wilson versus the Deb.

What's the Deb? That's the movie. Okay. Four lawsuits explode as leaked audio, alleges smear campaign against producer.

Well, she's another lady that used to be really big. And then she got kind of hot. She slid and slimmed down a little bit. So what did they actually catch her? Um,

Okay. What's as the producer's? So what's as she led just. Page six reported that disputed intensified after leak audio raised questions about a malicious smear effort linked to a crisis PR team working on her behalf.

Wilson used social media to accuse billionaire. Sir Len Blavv. But Vattnik of funding both the film and the legal actions against her. It dates back to 284 Wilson accused of films producer, including songwriter Amanda Ghost of inappropriate behavior towards the lead played by Charlotte McKinnis.

She also accused them of embezzling funds from the film's budget.

Engaging in retaliatory behavior after she raised concerns and trying to block the film's premiere at the Toronto Film Festival. Yeah.

“Producers later filed a defamation suit against Wilson and Los Angeles Wilson then filed a counter suit that expanded on her sexual harassment.”

And embezzlement allegations. McKinnis McKinnis? Is it McKinnis? Yeah. Mackinnis publicly denied Wilson's claim that Ghost had sexually harassed her and then filed her own defamation suit against Wilson in Australia.

Wow. So the lady she was saying was being sexually harassed filed a defamation suit against her. Another twist. This is when it gets good. Hmm, Hollywood Reporter probably leaked audio that allegedly captures members of Wilson's team discussing fake websites that would paint Ghost as a sex trafficking madam.

Wow. In the recording one person can be heard saying we can't just do that like oh she's a bitch she sucks. It's like it's got to be really, really heavy and connected to something that heavy. Wow. Go to jail.

You can use it. You can weaponize it. She dressed the count. Wilson addressed the controversy in a series of Instagram stories. She says I was going to wait to take the stand.

But the absolute bombardment on me as a person via heavily paid crisis PR firms recently has taken its toll. And it's impossible to say nothing. She wrote. She also said everyone who knows me knows I a true rebel. Oh, she's a rebel because her name's Rubble.

I say it how it is. Oh, wow.

“Another post added I am pretty strong in all caps.”

And when push comes to shove I'm going to get on the stand and tell it like it is. Holy fuck these people are fucking crazy. Scary stuff. There's so many of these people that are just not just narcissists, but sociopaths at the same time. Right.

narcissists and sociopath and then recently hot. Yeah, so it's like new powers exactly new powers new hot powers. You know what I'm loving though is this doja cat. What about it? So she's some pop store.

I don't even know I'm an old boomer cleave. But she went after Timothy Shellame when he made fun of ballet. Did you see that whole thing? Oh, and then she said she was just virtue signaling. Yes.

Which I commend her. I'm like, she apologized. She goes, I was just trying to get clicked. I'm sorry. That's hilarious.

That's great that she backtracked. And I she came clean. I love that. It is funny that she just admitted it. I know.

She's probably a high like what am I doing. Either way. I'm on board. We need more of that. We need more people going.

I fuck. I was I was tired.

“You know, Luis C. K said this about like social media stuff because it's just talk.”

But the problem is it's written down.

Like people say things all the time that aren't right. They should have said it. But when it's written down. It's like, oh, it's documented. Yeah.

You know, and then everyone can read it forever. He goes, but it's just talk. Right. It's just talk that you could read. That's true.

It is true. And it's in stone forever forever. On the internet. And people are never going to forget it. You could say something we're targeted a party when you're drunk.

Yeah. And then call your body the next moment. I don't know. Fuck. I was saying.

I'm sorry. But if it's written on Twitter. Yes.

They'll never let you forget it.

Again, why kids can't fuck around. They can't cut loose because they'll get written about. There must be so paranoid. I feel bad for them. They can't enjoy youth.

Youth is when you do stupid shit. And when kids do get chamed. If something happens to you in high school. Oh, it's traumatizing. It's traumatizing.

And you can go back to high school. I remember going back to high school. Like years later, like driving by. And then we get nervous. Yes.

Yeah. The same feeling that you got when you were going to school there. Totally. And I didn't have a horrible high school. No, me neither.

But still still. You know, imagine if I did. Imagine if something terrible went down. Right. Oh, that was there.

Oh, my God. We see these poor girls who get bullied for being fed and they become an erect sick or whatever. It goes all kinds of different ways. Guys who got beat up. I got bullied pretty bad in school.

Houses catching. That's good. Safe. Viso Stoia. Holy dang it's a look.

Yes. Cause those hours for being. Yeah. And that can fuck with your confidence forever. Of course.

Your some guys get bullied in high school.

And they just never recover.

Yeah. Now you can do that on social media in two seconds. And some kid will kill himself. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It happens all the time. And then there's like pylons that people do. Yes. When comics do pylons, I'm like, good lord.

I have like a mental list of people that do pylons that I'm like, I'll never fuck with.

I'll never fuck with you again.

Yeah. I don't want to ever talk to you. Right. If I ever see you. I'm like, you're just you're waiting to turn on people.

It's strange. Yeah. And as Bill Burns, they were all eating a shit sandwich out here.

“Like, why do you have to make this harder?”

Yeah. We're trying to be comedians. It's like a crazy job to go for. Well, one thing that they all have in common is they're all not doing well. Like it's all comics that are failing.

I guess so. Yeah. They're seeing all these other people that are taking off and doing really well. Like when Shane when they piled on Shane. Yeah.

It was because Shane's talented and that they were really kind of scared of him. Right. Because when someone like that guy could take off and now he has taken off. And now they're fucked. They can't say nothing.

And then we all remember. Of course. Yeah. You're the kind that piled on. Yeah.

All that shit was going on with SNL. You got you. You got mad at a comic for saying something inappropriate? That's what we do. Not only that.

It was completely out of context.

Well, pretending to be a person who'd never been in Chinatown before.

Right. Was a racist. Exactly. That was his quote. But they could get him because he had a big gig.

He got a break. So now we can take that away. And that's kind of the root of it. It's losers. You know, it's not like Chris Rocks.

I tried to get this gig away. You know what I mean? Yeah. Of course. It's only losers.

It's only people that don't have anything going on. Well, Shane's got a he's got a he's got a he's like a fucking bush and Billy Madison. He's putting that lipstick on and he's got a list. Good.

Yeah, good. He knows everybody. Yeah, good. Fuck those people. You don't have to do anything to them, but just know them.

Know them for what they really are. Never fuck with them again. Yeah, avoid them. Just keep writing jokes. Keep killing.

Yeah, if you're like killing. You don't need those fuckers. And there's always going to be people like that in every business. And every industry.

There's always people that aren't doing so well that having got their life figured out.

They want to attack the people that do. Yeah. So why do we have beers? What's up with the beer? I brought up a few in if you want to.

I don't like that blood light shit. No offense. I don't like any. I don't mind it, but I'll prefer a long story. Same.

Cheers. Say. We're mixing liquor to say. My dog's finally went to sleep. Oh, Hallelujah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. I was going to say something. Do you get that? Cons.

A lot of cons in the world. Yeah. There's a lot of great people.

“I think cons are important because they make you appreciate nice people.”

Right. I just don't know any cons I might maybe I wouldn't like you. Right. But I see the cons that I want to hug them. I want to go, come on.

What are we doing? I do too. But it doesn't always happen. You know, I made up with Marin. I heard.

Good on you.

The funny thing is you never really started anything.

It was all him. But it's that thing. It's like he wasn't doing so good. And he's also separate from us. He's doing great.

He's at movies. I know, but it's like he's not doing as well. I get it. It's all comparative. So sad.

comparison is the thief of joy. I agree. But he's in the joke or he's talking to Obama. He's like he's killing it. He should be killing it.

Yeah. But it's like people compare themselves to other people. It's very, it's very toxic. It's very bad. It is.

It is. It is. But it's. Compare yourself to who you were yesterday. Right.

Do a better job. Yeah. Figure out what you fucked up yesterday. Do better. Compare yourself to your friends and get inspiration from it.

Now, were you ever jealous of a guy? Oh, yeah. I wouldn't mind taking that guy down. Well, that guy. No, no.

No. I never thought that. I never wanted to take someone down. But I definitely felt jealousy. But then I realized that's a bitch feeling.

Hmm. You know, no. Like you should be inspired. And nothing comes from it. Nothing.

But it's also.

“I came from a martial arts background where you have to have people better than”

you are as good as you around or you won't get better. Yeah. Like in competition. So if you're competing against like elite people over the country. Like I was doing else in high school and afterwards.

If you don't have people in the gym that are better than you, you're going to get fucked up. Like you need to be around the best people in the world. Like I had national champions in my gym. Right.

Because of that, I had to rise to a very high level. So they were very valuable to me. Sure. So instead of like being jealous, like, was you the chair of an arm? Yes.

Instead of that, you're like, I see what this guy's doing. I see what he's going through. I want to mirror his behavior. I want to be inspired by him. But up.

And you can do that with comedy too. Yeah. But I will say martial arts is a more objective. That guy pinned you. That guy knocked you out.

Right. This is this comedy thing is subjective. And people got up for the other that guy. I'm like, I'm never seen you kill. Right.

So that's true. That makes it harder. That's why we love sports. Right. There's an ending.

Oh, they got more points. The basket goes in the net. Exactly. The ball goes in the basket. That's it.

Yeah. But that's the problem. We're so tribal now that like people vote the right way. They tweet the right thing. But there still mean a shit.

Like, as Ari would say, good politics bad people. Yeah. Yeah. I'd rather you tweet some horrible slur. But be a nice guy.

Our priorities are out of whack in society. I think we're rewarding the wrong things.

Well, we're really confused because social media is not real.

Right. And it's not real human interaction. It's not normal.

“You know what's supposed to be able to just write something.”

And the people that respond just write something back. It's supposed to be dialogue. Yeah. People are supposed to communicate the way we're doing. Yeah.

That's how normal people talk. That way when someone says something nutty instead of letting them go on for paragraph after paragraph. You go, no, that's not true. I never said that.

Yes. I never said that. No.

You're missed first of all.

You're taking something that was sarcastic. Yes. And you're making it like a quote as if this is like what my real feelings were. Yeah. And they kind of wanted to be real.

Which is strange. But racism, I heard this thing were like bill bars are racist. And somebody tweeted his wife's black. And they were like, well, sometimes you will marry black women to dominate them. And you're like, you know, man.

And then it's like, no, that will be a relationship. Yeah. Was wife tweeted after shut the fuck up. Yeah. Good for her.

And you're like, there you go. Yeah, good for her. Just go. Don't interact with those people. Right.

It's not, these are not good faith conversations. So do you feel good? I mean, it must be a load off with the Marin makeup. Yeah, it was nice. I never hated that guy.

It was a nice conversation. Yeah. And we're going to get together when he's in town. Oh, my god. This is amazing.

Great bread of dinner. I even invited him to the club. I come to the club. It's not what you think it is. So this all walks a life.

There's a ton of lesbians and gay people. Yeah. It's like the most diverse fucking place on earth. But they're all talented. Right.

It's only diverse by accident. Yeah. It's diverse just because the talented people all happen to be diverse. Yeah. It's like UFC.

Yeah. It's like Russian guy. Yeah. It's like a Chinese guy. Yeah.

Yeah. But that's what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be diversity supposed to occur naturally. If you just let the best people excel. Right.

Especially in something like comedy because there's no barrier to entry. It's an open mic night. Yeah. Right on a pad. Come up with some ideas.

Right. You don't have to have a lot of money to do it. Everybody there that starts out as broke. What did you see those Oscars? Regulations.

Great. That was a bummer. Yeah. And that really really bummed me out. Good.

Fuck the Oscars. Who cares? I mean, I grew up watching it. I love movies.

But like the godfather, all these movies would never have been made.

Never. There's a ton of movies that you could never make. You never make break part. Yeah. Right.

Or apocalyptic. Or what about all around people? Yeah. Yeah. Boys in the hood.

Is that the Asian guy in there? It's a great movie. It's insane that you would have diversity quotas when you're talking about art.

“Because you're going to have a, what if you're doing a film about Scotland in the 1400s?”

Exactly. You can't bring Asian people into the men. They weren't there. But now you got to write one in. Oh, the Asian guy is the best doctor in Scotland.

And you're like, wait, what? Yeah. It's the 1400s. Right. And if you're going to write a, you know, a thing about feudal Japan.

It's going to be all Japanese people. Squid game. That's a, you're right. Squid games. It's, that's okay.

Yeah. That's okay. I love that show. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm wondering what all black people like, it doesn't matter. Right. It's just like, just make movies. And if people like it, they like it. Yeah.

But it's like you have having a diversity quota. Well, you have to think about that. Because I've talked to friends that have pitch shows. And when they pitch the show, like Bert was telling me this, that he was pitching a show.

And they're like, where's the diversity? Mm. And he just like sitting there like, I don't know what to tell you. It's a movie about Russians in Russia. What are you fucking saying to me?

Where's the diversity? What does that even fucking mean? I know. It doesn't have to be diverse. It just has to be good.

And then if you have enough good things, you're going to have diversity across all these different films. Yes. Because there's going to be films about black ballerinas. Right.

Right. It films about, you know, people, you know, running in the Olympics in 1936 in Germany. Yes. You're going to have films that cover all the bases. I know.

And let it just happen. Let it happen. Just let people create what they want to create.

“And then I think judging art is crazy anyway.”

Well, I think awards for art are crazy. It's all political too. It's just not, you know. Oh, he, the exact. Of course, he wins for the departed.

Right. That's not his best movie. Like when we were doing the Golden Globes for podcast. I'm like, good luck. Get out of here with that.

Right. I don't even submit. I heard. I'm like, get out of here. I'm not going to be a part of your bullshit.

Or do you just decide who's the best and who, and who's deciding? Yeah. Exactly. But it's for art or just not. It doesn't work.

And then we all go, how'd they win? Is that, is that because of this? Is he actually really good? You know, and now you're questioning it? You can't even get into it.

Well, do you remember Cisco in the Everett? Yes. Well, they were the guys. I love Cisco in the Everett. I love them too.

I want that out. I want that out. And I realized they were both cons. I know it was fun. Going after each other.

They hit each other. Yeah.

Those are a YouTube outstakes are amazing.

Amazing. They fucking hated each other. Oh, yeah. But that was a fun show. Yeah.

It wasn't like this movie was racist.

Right.

Right. It was like good or bad. Right. They just judged it based on what they felt watching the movie. And then they had, they had educated takes.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. But that's where, that's where that, that's where that, not awards for art, but recommendations for art. Yeah. But people that you appreciate.

Yes. But I just picture the Academy going. Damn. That's a good movie. Yeah.

It's not a trans guy in a wheelchair. And this one does that. They used to do it with retards. That was a big thing with Oscars. It was like, oh, this guy's playing a, a tard.

We got to give it to him. Exactly. And now it's more skin color based. And then it got to traffic thunder with it.

Never, never go full retard.

Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Kill that genre. Yeah.

You never see people playing handicapped people in a film anymore. But that movie is great because it shows Robert Downey's in full black everything. Yeah. And everybody's like, he nailed it. I asked him about that.

“I said, I think you could do that movie.”

Today goes, well, you could do it. [ Laughter ] It'd be a fucking problem. Yeah. He was the last guy to do black face and not get canceled.

Yeah. And he fucking killed it. Killed it. It was amazing. That movie was fucking amazing.

Amazing. It's the last completely politically incorrect movie. And it is hilarious. I know. Yeah.

You know kills in the movie Tom Cruise. Killed it as the cheesy agent. That dancing. That guy's so good. He's good.

He's so good. I was just talking the other day about that movie collateral. Oh, my man. Great movie. I just watched Taylor a couple of months ago.

I was like, this movie's so fucking good. Yeah. He's so convincing. So scary. There's a complete psychopathic killer.

Yeah. And there's not much going on.

But they, those two together, the chemistry was amazing.

When things happened, they're so crazy. Yeah. Like that scene in the alleyway where he shoots those two guys and trying to rob him. Great. Like fuck yeah.

Yeah. And hats off to JB Fox. I mean, he's so good in that movie. He plays like a kind of a nerdy guy. And then he could play Ray.

Yes. That guy can do anything. Yeah, he had one. Yeah, I love that guy. He's great.

He's a talent. He's a super talented guy. And a really nice guy. Oh, yeah. I've met him off.

Like I met him at a gas station once.

“He's taking his daughter home from a martial arts class.”

Wow. And we're just pumping gas next to each other. And some guy pulls up in one of those. Have you ever seen those Resvani trucks? Do you know what that is?

No. It's a crazy, like futuristic looking bulletproof car. It's like a Resvani tank. Oh, it's cool looking. Is it electric?

No.

No, this is a long time ago before electric cars.

This is probably 2000. Well, there was some Tesla. It was a really small one that we're based on the Lotus platform back then. But this is like 2014 or 15 or something like that. That thing.

Whoa. People that did that. That's Jamie Fox's car. That's like a Batmobile kind of thing. Exactly.

So he pulled up next to me. Oh, yeah. I was like, who's driving that fucking thing? And Jamie Fox got that. What's up, Joe?

What's that, Jamie? What do you do? But he's cool. He's like a normal dude. Yeah, and he did it all.

He did stand up. He did a living color. He'd had his own sitcom. All in the movies. Ultra talented.

Oh, yeah. And he can act in comedy. He can act in drama. He can play a nerd. He can play a killer.

He can play anything. I just rewatch Ray. It's incredible. It's amazing. Oh, yeah.

He kills that role. Oh, good as he's singing it. Yeah. I didn't realize Ray was such a junkie. Well, why's he?

Yeah, that's right. Big heroin guy.

“That's why that's why he was all moving like that.”

And he was all walked out on the, on the, on the, on the, H. You know, people say Stevie Ray wanted consent. They're Stevie Wonder. Or Stevie Wonder, rather consent.

Conceived. Conceived. I've heard that. He catches the microphone fast. The microphone falls and he catches it.

So that's a big conspiracy theory. But looking back, that's like the such a gentle light conspiracy. Compared to what we, the fuck we got going on today. I know, right. Yeah, that, that Elvis is real.

We used to have a fun kind of playful conspiracy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then now it's all out of whack.

Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I've heard Eric of Curse got a dick over that one. Whoa.

She seems thrilled right now. She's an odd duck. She's a cook for sure. Have you ever seen the compilation of her making crazy eyes? No.

No. She's a video of her making demon eyes. And every time she makes the eyes, the music. Mmm. That's so funny.

She's possessed. Well, she just gets intense. She's like the guy with, with the gang gang guy with that guy. Yeah. Oh, my god.

Look at that. I mean, giving some volume. She's talking to Barry Wise. There you go. Watch this.

Pay attention to her eyes. Charlie said or believed things. Mm-hmm. That they believed were controversial or even hateful. Mm-hmm.

That he somehow had it coming. What do you say to people who justified your sick? Mmm. He's a human being. No, boy.

Yeah.

Exactly when Barry is saying they basically said that because Charlie said or

she said that. All right.

That's not the one that I wanted to hear.

Okay. But yeah. She seems, uh, she's having a good time. Well, she was on a reality show, you know? Yes.

So she's a star fucker. A little bit. Maybe. She was also in some weird CIA documents or CIA films. Is that it right?

Like, yeah. You don't see those films? No, no. I see a vinyl films. There's some weird, like, internal films that they made that she was a part of.

She looks like, uh, if a pageant lady, a pageant girl was grown up. 100%. No, look at that. Yeah. Well, I mean, she essentially was a pageant lady.

Oh, really? Right.

“Wasn't she in, like, Miss USA or one of the things?”

I don't know. Maybe. Wasn't she, yeah? Got that kind of face. Oh, I don't know.

Well, there's a thing that people want, right? That attention-fame thing. Yeah. Yeah. That is what they really want.

Okay. So, Jamie will find it. It's got fireworks behind her. She's just a while. Erica Curse CIA video releases serious questions.

That's the one I just played. Yeah. I didn't have it. It had a five-second clip and the rest was not. Oh, but the full videos out there are watched it.

And it's very weird. It's just the same video. So, see if you play it. It's about EMP attacks and power grids. A whole rest.

This was not that clip. Not of it? No. Well, it gigs a gig. I think it would be a struggling actor.

You take any kind of employee video or whatever. I guarantee that video is out there. I mean, no one could have pulled it. Well, there's a Jimmy door video there. Here it is.

Here it is. Greenly vulnerable. That we've presented to congressional officials. One being cyber, two being hackers. Three being physical threat.

Fourth one is solar EMP. And the fifth one is manmade EMP.

“So, the concern that we have is that we put out this critical information.”

And when we go over this risk analysis, they hear what we're saying. But they don't want to take action. Take action.

Well, they can critical infrastructure.

It's weird. She's doing a CIA informational video. Weird. Acting gig or is it something else? Perhaps or, you know, a bit even so.

You're doing an acting gig for the CIA. Who calls you for that? Yeah. You ever get one of those calls? No.

No, I never got one of those calls. And my agent never hit me with that one. Yeah. It's odd. Well, there's a lot of people that think that she was his handler.

Oh, it's Charlie Kirk's head. But of course, there's a lot of people think I have animals. Yeah. Well, you got about nine Navy seals out there. They're my friends.

Yeah, I am. I know those guys. Okay. Well, they talk dudes. They are tough.

Wow. They know some stuff. Was a lot of cooks out there, bro. Sure. I mean, you just had a shooter on sixth street.

Yeah. Finally, a guy in Austin kills. Boy. Only with three people though. Boy.

“They don't have to get into the Austin New York debate.”

But that's a stupid thing. Yeah, it's all silly. What are we doing? Louis J. Gomez getting back these things. Yeah.

Yeah. Just more comedy the better. Yeah. Keep put in every city. I know, right?

Yeah. Give me more good clubs. How was New York these days? New York's good. I mean, we're home.

We got all these clubs opening up still and we're opening. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. And comedy's hot.

As you know, comedy has been... The more fucked up the world is, the more hot comedy is. That's probably true. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's legitimized now. You know, everybody takes it seriously before you were kind of a clown. Now they're like, oh, let's go see some comedy and listen to them talking about Iran. One of the things that helped is podcast because people hear comics talk about it.

And it realized like, oh, these are thinking people that are going through this like, very bizarre art form that doesn't have a playbook. Yes. Right. And we have no rules right now.

Oscars have all these rules.

We will never have rules.

And if we do, the whole art form is fucked. Well, they've tried to put rules in in certain clubs and those clubs always fall apart. That's true. You know, you can't do that. Well, it's so fucking gay because they're all like, we love Richard prior.

I'm like, if he was around today, you'd hate him. Right. He hit his wife. He was a drug addict, you know. Right.

He was psycho. Kinnison. Kinnison. One of the fucking greatest comics that's ever lived, completely out of his mind. And also the best example of someone who did not punch up.

Yeah. He punched down all the tight punched down about starving people. Yes. Yeah. I love what we've decided punching down was not funny.

They're stupid. It's hilarious. That was a professor that taught comedy and he wrote a book on comedy. And he tried to tell me that punching down is never funny. I got that is wrong.

It doesn't make sense. You're wrong. Yeah. I go because Sam Kinnison, one of the greatest bits of all time, was him doing a bit about the starving people in Africa.

Right. Yeah. It's a legendary bit. David Tell has 18 minutes on widgets. That's literally punching down.

They're little. But it's funny. If it's funny, it's funny. If it's funny, it's funny. It's funny.

And sometimes it's funny because it's wrong. Yes. Sometimes it's funny. It's like, oh my God. What are you saying?

Exactly. I know. For Holtzman. Holtzman. People try to take Holtzman literally.

I've seen comics complain about the mothership because they let a guy come up and say these things.

Right.

What guy? Brian Holtzman. Right.

Talk to Brian Holtzman offstage.

It's Jacqueline Hyde. Completely. Nice guy in the world. Sweet heart of a guy. Yeah.

Friendly. Everybody. Super kind. He's like a camp counselor. He's wearing a polo and slacks.

Yeah.

“Onstage, he becomes this character that he's created over the years.”

And it's amazing. But we do the hierarchy thing. And by that logic, I should be able to make fun of Asians because they're doing the best. They are doing the best.

Asians are number one. Then Holtz and then who knows. Right. So by that logic, I should be able to do a Qingchuan whatever. Right.

Because, you know, by your logic, hey, I'm punching up. Right. They're killing it. They are, especially academically. I mean, they're killing it so hard.

They made rules to try to eliminate Asian people. Yes. University. Yes. There's fucking lawsuits about it.

They made it more difficult. They have to get higher scores. That's crazy.

It's not because they're killing it.

They work so hard. But what a crazy kind. Hey, you look like that guy. We got too many of you guys who look like this. You're trying too hard.

It's like a union job. Hey, slow down. Right. It's fucking enough for the rest of us. Yeah.

But yeah. Let them keep killing it. They'll be smart and vent shit and run the country. I don't care. Exactly.

Make it so that, you know, there's a legitimate competition where the other people realize, okay, we're not working as hard. They're working harder. We got to catch up. Yeah.

You can't just slow them down and remove those. No. There's too many Asians and Harvard fuck you. Yes.

“That's why Japan you leave a Rolex on a bench.”

Yeah. Because they're, they're better in a lot of ways. Let them be better. We don't have to be the same. You know, that's the same thing about Dubai.

And he said, he's black. And he's saying that in America, it goes, dude, I go to the nightclub. I worry about being shot.

It goes, there's none of that there.

And he goes, and if you could just leave a diamond, like a diamond ring on the ground, some of it will pick it up and turn into a police. Yeah. There's no theft.

How do they do that? Is that cultural? Is that raised better? What is that? Laws.

Hardcore laws. They have minds. They have kings. They have a king over there. And you can't fuck around.

There's no fucking around. If you fuck around, they will lock you up. And that's it. And there's no ifs or bots. There's no social justice warriors.

There's no people that are going to give you no cash bail and let you out because, you know, oh, man, God, the system's racist. No, no, no, no. You come in a crime.

You go to fucking jail. So nobody goes to jail. Because nobody commits crimes. Damn. Is that what it is?

Yes. Yes. But you fuck around over there. Like, there's a American lady went over there. And she got an argument with people at the airport.

No. You're going to jail. Well, this is a lot of interruptions. I don't know. People should try to do the thing to do with spirit air.

Right. Like, uh, uh, yeah. Not here. Well, the fist fights on airplanes has gone up from, if you go 1960 to 2025,

it's got to be up 8,000%. What happened? I don't know. What happened? What happened?

Why would we lose our fucking marbles? Maybe because flights got cheaper. And you get bus people on a flight. You know what I mean? Right.

Bus people with people that cut people's heads off. Fuck. Interesting. Yeah. I assume that's what it is.

Because you go back in the day. They wore a suit and they had a cocktail and they smoked. Yeah. But taking a flight back then was a, was a big hit. You ever traveled by bus?

Oh, yeah. I did a few, I did a few bus gigs back in the day because my car broke down. I didn't have any money. And so I had a travel by bus.

It hurts.

“The people that you have to hang out with.”

It's like the drags of society. We're on these greyhounds. It really, you know where else you see that? I still do the free breakfast at the holiday in. Oh, the characters you see in there.

It's like a family. Then it's a guy with a neck tattoo and an ex-con. A tweaky, meth guy and then me. I was watching a video about how people that don't stay in that hotel sneak into these hotels. You used to do that.

Did you? Yeah. You just walk right in. You got pajama pants on. You pull them all nighter.

You go get the free breakfast. Stop. They assume you stay in there. Yeah. They just want to make it nice for everybody.

Yeah. They got makeup waffle. Yeah, but staying in a shady hotel teaches you a lot about humans. That's true. That's what road gigs are really good for.

You meet the people that are working the fucking counter. Right. I'm sad. Yeah. You frowny face dude, work in the counter.

The crazy ones are those like, what do they call when you're like, you're going to kind of live there. They have a kitchenette. Oh, yeah. You know, extended stays.

Yeah. They're like dogs everywhere. And they say people making, making crack on the stove and shit. You know, is it a hotel now? Make your work.

Really? Yeah. He's an hotel in Hollywood now. He got evicted. He doesn't have any money anymore.

Why? Yeah. It's a sad story. He was a hot guy and a great actor. Oh, he was great.

Rumble fish. Oh, my God. Dude, so many films. The wrestler? Yes.

Oh, my God. So good. He was incredible. Well, wrestler was when he was making a comeback. Right.

So he made a comeback for a little bit. It was an Iron Man, remember? Mm-hmm. It was great. But, you know, I don't know, man.

He got a lot of work done.

He did.

But he made it after he got a lot of work done.

He's still the comeback. The wrestler and everything was after the work. Yeah. You know? But the thing was, like, he did a lot of boxing.

Oh. Oh.

“Remember, like, he didn't like the fact that he was like a big actor.”

He wanted to be more of a real person and a man. Mm-hmm. So he started having fights. So he's having, like, legitimate boxing. Oh, well, allegedly legitimate.

Yeah. Someone looks us. Yeah. Some of them look like people laid down. But when you think about that, if he's sparring.

So he was sparring like James Tony and like real people. Mm-hmm. You probably getting the fucking brains beat now. If I'm any probably went a little squirrely. Yeah.

CT's no joke. No joke. Okay. Aaron Hernandez, all these guys. Oh, yeah.

Oh, a lot of these MMA fighters that I talked to. Like, you know, they're struggling. Yeah. Who were these ladies who were like, "Ah, I'll date this guy." Because they're exciting and dangerous.

That's why. Dangerous. They'll fucking hang you. Yeah. I think he hung himself, actually.

Aaron Hernandez. Oh, he jailed, right? But he had killed a bunch of people already. Yeah. He was killing people while I was in the NFL.

Yeah. He was a wild mother fucker.

“But then they said when they checked his CTE after he was dead.”

Like, yeah, like some of the worst CT they've ever seen. Really? Yeah. His brain was gone. Well, they ago.

A friend of mine who has CT was explaining it to me. And the way the doctors explained to him, like, most people have several steps to go to before they lose control of their impulses. Like, you have an initial thought and then your brain comes and he goes, "Don't do that."

Yeah. And then there's another one, ramps up a little bit. This is getting serious. But let's not get out of hand. But someone was CTE.

First initial thought. Right in the deaf con five. Whoa. They just immediately go. No buffer.

No buffer. No impulse control. Cocaine, women, whiskey. Right. What it is.

Especially when booze, you add booze. Loss of inhibition. Yep. No impulse control. Right.

Pooze. Shoot out with the cops. You know? Yeah. Right to the worst case scenario.

Remember that Bill Burbid? He's like, I'm driving on the street. I see a bunch of people on the sidewalk. Just quarter inch turn to the right. I'll just roll them all down.

Yeah. You have that thought. Oh, you don't do it. Everybody has those thoughts. Yeah.

You go up on a top of a building and you're like, "Ah, I could jump." Yeah.

You have that for a second.

Then you pull back. Well, just don't have it. I guess. Especially. Well, brain damage is basically like think about like if you have a fucked up phone.

Like I dropped my phone once and I was in Hawaii and it just started calling people. Really? I'm showing my wife like, look at this. It's crazy. Like you hang up, calls another person.

Well, it's just broken. Whoa. So that's your brain. Right. Right.

All the wires are all fucked up and you got holes in there. Yeah. Yeah. You know, your hormones are all fucked up. Your hormones are all fucked up.

Your hormones are all fucked up. You got to put their head in rice. I need to just like all of a sudden you're just running through red lights. You don't even know why you're doing it. Yeah.

Whew. We've probably got a fund in the middle of it. Probably not. You probably like, am I in control of my own destiny? I'm not.

Ooh. Man. Yeah, we're lucky we're saying. I mean, you've taken a lot of blows. Yeah.

I'm mentally infusically. I have the right amount of brain damage. Oh, no. We're not worried about things. That's good.

I don't concern myself about things that I think would cripple a lot of people. Right. Yeah. Interesting. I think it makes me a little more fearless.

Yeah. It's like autism. If you have just the right amount, you're a genius. A touch of the tism. A touch.

Just a touch. Yes.

“You don't want to be nonverbal, but you have to be really good at math.”

Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like blind guys who can fucking do other shit. Right. They're here better.

Yeah. Yeah. Like echo location. There you go. Yeah.

I mean, Stevie Wonder and Rachel. Yeah. I think I've just enough brain damage. That's very interesting. Because you wonder how could you do this for so long and do comedy and do UFC and drink

and smoke weed and all of run a club. You got a lot of iron and kids and a wife and a fucking dog and you got JMO. And cars. You got a lot of plate spinning. I'm still just me because I don't have to ever be anybody but me.

But you also do a ton of work on you. You do the fucking coal plums. The son of the working out, the kicking, the fighting, the comedy. That helps.

That's, I always tell everybody that's going through anything like difficult new life.

Do something more difficult voluntarily and it makes the difficult thing easy. And so like a career in the public eye is very difficult psychologically. Yeah. So do something like my workouts are way harder than anything I ever experienced in a really regular life.

And you do it to yourself. Yeah, I do it to myself. That's the key. Yeah. So that when I'm done like I can kind of tolerate a lot.

Like if you do Jitsu, like I did Jitsu for what? 25, 28 years or something like that. Yeah. Like just doing that all the time is so hard. Yeah.

The rest of the world seems easy. But were you beaten as a kid?

No.

No. No.

You've got hit or a few times.

Or your mom got hit? Yeah. Got me. Not me. That could have scrambled some stuff.

It definitely did. But more tuned to the potential domestic violence, which scares the shit out of me. But I got hit a lot. Okay. But in fighting.

Right. I started starting training when I was 15. Seriously. Yeah. Yeah.

So for all my form of years, I was getting my brains punched. Whoa. You know, I was getting kicked. I was getting punched, you know. Have you thought about getting like, let me cool to get a real brain scan exam on you?

I don't know what's in there. I don't know. I just keep writing it out. I don't want to know. Because it's going well.

It's going well. Yeah. So I leave it alone.

“But I think like you have to have tools for managing stress.”

And one of the best tools I think is voluntary adversity.

I will use it for yourself.

Because it gives you discipline and you understand like the you can control a lot of the way you think and a lot of the way you behave by your actions. Right. And it's also like, I don't want to do it every time. Like today.

Yes. Today I got in the cold plunge. And I was every time I do it. I'm trying to figure out ways that I could talk myself out of doing it. Yes.

And then I have one part of my brain that's talking like a bitch. And the other part of my brain's like shut the fuck up. You're just going to do it. Yeah. You're not going to think about it.

You're not going to hesitate. You're just going to lift the lid off of that thing. You're going to set the timer in a slide into that 34 degree water. And you're just going to fucking sit there. Well, yeah.

I'm going to bitch and complain. You're just going to breathe and don't overreact. Just just deal with it. And it keeps you in reality. Yes.

This is real. I'm freezing. You could die. You could die. This sucks.

I'm doing it. When you're doing sprints on the air dime machine, it sucks. Well, also the society, the population is more comfortable than ever. I mean, overreach. You got Netflix.

You got all these comforts. So they're going the other way. Yeah. And then we're kind of decaying.

“This guy named my sister has been on my podcast before.”

He wrote a book called The Comfort Crisis. Great book. There you go. He's a professor. And you and L.V. I think.

But he talks about it from a perspective of like how to bat. Like really manage and balance out life. And that comfort is your enemy. It really is. Yeah.

It's 100% your enemy. There's no way of fans or butts about it. Like does the desire to constantly comfortable. It doesn't get you anywhere in life. And it doesn't make you happy.

Yeah. You think you're going to be happy if you're comfortable. You're not. No. You got to be comfortable sometimes.

But you have to earn that comfort. Right. I still watch tea. Like I told you, I watched that guy cook fucking. Yeah.

An ostrich. He baked an ostrich. That's crazy. Yeah. I watch the whole thing.

Like sitting there like a moron. Yeah. Because the world's on fire. I'm like, let me watch that guy cook. And I was about to go super.

But it's better watch that. That love is blind or some horseshit. I can't watch those things. This world has a lot of possibilities. Great Britain.

On the left hand, in the real life. Besuch the vast star of the story. And the more of TripAdvisor.de, Schrägstrich. Great Britain.

I can't either. I don't like watching people behave badly. I feel myself being dumber. Yeah. I feel slower after watching.

Yeah. I like watching interesting things about space. I was watching something about the James Webb telescope. What they're finding out now. Yeah.

Some new guy that has some theory about how the universe is not expanding. And I'm fascinated by really interesting things. And just people doing things that they love to do.

“Well, Jimmy Carr said the key to life is two words.”

Prioritize later. And that's big. You don't want to exercise. But you do it. See your healthy.

Yeah. You know, you don't want to eat healthy or eat right. You want the pizza. You want the Snickers. But you think about later.

Right. And I think that's a big one. Right. You want your comedy to do well. You've got to write.

You've got to write. Sit down and find that fucking computer or the notebook and just concentrate. And then do those sets that you know. Some of the best sets that have ever had are the ones where I'm sitting and home going. Can I get an excuse to not do this?

Of course. I would be in my house not wanting to go to the store. Yes. I don't want to do it. And then I would kill.

And you're always happy you did it every single time.

Every time. Yeah. I'm a big introvert. So I would always go, I can't go to that party or that thing sounds annoying. But if I go, I'm like, that was great.

It's right. I think that you're an introvert. Because you're so good publicly. Wow. I mean, we do it art form that's prewritten.

Yeah. So. But you're also good like this. But it's me and you. But you're also good in interviews.

And like good morning in America. Wow. I'm stuck in a trap. But you know what I'm saying? Like you're really good at those.

But I can do it one or one. But in a group setting, I'm a mess. Mmm. It's not pretty. And I sit at home and I go, I can't go.

If I say something stupid, nobody likes me.

I'm annoying.

And then I, everything, everything tells me to stay home.

But I just push it. But don't you think it's healthier to have that perspective? Like, oh, people are going to hate me. They're going to, then everybody loves me. Of course.

Yeah, I don't want to be that guy. That doesn't work. Right? That's like, when, whenever I talk to people, they say, I get an imposter syndrome. I go, good.

That means your healthy. Oh, everybody who's doing really well gets imposter syndrome. Right. David, don't think he's a hack. He's the funniest guy on the planet.

Right? Everybody who's really killing it in life. At certain point in Congress, this doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Why am I even doing well?

Why is it so good? Yeah. Yeah. But now, do we, or we just blessed in that way that we hate ourselves? Or insecure?

Or are we, do we have to find that out? Well, because I'm jealous of the guy who's cool and collected. Yeah, but they're probably jealous of you because you're talented. I think that the thing about it is it's like, if you really believe you're something better than you are, that prevents you from getting

better than you could be. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. If you think you're great, you're, you're, you're fixing something.

And you go, that's good. I did it. Right. It falls apart.

“We all remember that from like the beginnings of our career.”

Like this guy said thought they killed. Yes. Yes. And they were terrible. Yeah.

They were bombing. No one was laughing. Right. And you're like, that was a great set. You're like, what did you hear?

You see all these 400 pounds skanks. We're like, I'm a 10. Right. You're like, what are you kidding? You're an ogre.

Right. But that's that weird. Those shows where they sit those ladies down. I don't like those shows. I don't like those either.

They're too mean to the, to the gals. But, uh, and like, I'm called everybody's ganks. But I'm not going to just say that to a woman's face or whatever. So those make me uncomfortable. Yeah.

Even the girl, the gals that deserve it. Oh, God. Don't just don't talk to them. Yeah. Don't do that to them.

No, no, no. But people love it. They love it when people get shut down. They really do. They love it.

They really want a really stupid person with like delusional perspective. Talks to a genius. Yes. A annihilated. I know.

But I feel Iki leaving that studio. Oh, I would. I feel Iki watching it. Even like the little clips.

“I'm like, oh, are you doing that poorly?”

I know. Some of them deserve it. Yeah. Or you believe? Yeah.

You know, they have ridiculous perspectives. They're, they're vocabulary sucks. And they try to use it anyway. Yeah. Yeah.

And like, maybe they should be. It's like cops. I see them shutting criminals down. And I'm like, thank God, they're here. Because I don't want to do it.

Mm-hmm. I would never. Imagine giving them a parking ticket. Oh, I killed myself. How about pulling someone over and thinking they're going to shoot you?

Wow. That's the whole number. No. Thank you. They're all, they're all those guys have PTSD.

How could you not? I was talking to a friend of mine who worked for the Austin PD. And he said, listen, Matt. And he was in the heat served overseas and was deployed several times. And he said, I saw way more shit.

What? Working for the police department than I ever saw overseas. Wow. Way more murders. Way more crime.

Way more dead bodies. Way more fucked up behavior. And then we shit on. We go off. Defund them.

They fuck cops. They cab or whatever. I'm like, we need them. We need those guys. More that stupid virtue signaling.

Because those people.

“Remember that lady who was the mayor of Chicago was like all the stuff.”

Yeah. All about defund the police. Meanwhile, she had a block shut down. She got on guards with her everywhere. Right.

Come on, lady. Yeah. And I get it. I have different money. A lot to certain things or whatever.

But they need to be trained better for sure. Yeah. But you can't just shit on this guy. He's taking bullets to the head. Just so you can be safe.

It's literally one of the most important jobs in a functioning society.

He has to stop criminals from ruining everything for everybody else. And it only shield between us and them is police officers. Yeah. You don't appreciate that. You just don't know.

You're either delusional. You're arrogant. Whatever it is. You need. You should go on a ride along.

Yeah. A lot of people that have been on ride along. They go on ride along. Yeah. I haven't been on one.

I should just say that right away. But I know enough cops. I've talked to them. But if you go on a ride along, you'll go, oh. He says they're dealing with this for decades.

Yeah. Not just one night. Not just a couple of nights. Yeah. Decades of fucking chaos.

Why would they do that? Because it's a good job. You can pay your mortgage. You can raise a family. And you know, you come out of the military.

Right. Which you're going to do. You got to jump in the police force. And you feel good, probably. I'm helping.

I'm saving a lot of the lives. A lot of times you are helping. Yeah. A lot of times you're stopping bad guys. Well, I've noticed a lot of people who hate cops are very cop like.

You know, like these people like a defund the police and they're like, don't do that joke. Don't say that word. You're like a cop. Right. You know, it doesn't a lot of that.

Like a lot of people who hate Trump. I know it's a lot like Trump. Like I'm not a Trump guy. But these people like they're also kind of a narcissist. Man, ego maniac.

And I'm like, you're like him. Like girls who are promiscuous who talk shit about girls fucking other guys. Right. Right. Right.

That's always the case. Always. Yeah. Yeah.

It's always people like that.

I think you hate yourself. Yeah. Kind of like Jew Palestine.

They look to say they're not that different.

I used to do a joke about that.

No way. Yeah.

“I said, when I look at Israel versus Palestine, I go.”

It's like the Williams sisters playing each other in tennis. Right. It's like a fucking sue. I go there's a brown skin guy with dark color hair throwing rocks. A brown skin guy with dark color hair holding a machine gun.

Exactly. It's a fuck. I have a similar bit about how the people who hate each other. Most of this, they look alike. Like Ireland's been fighting North Korea South Korea.

Right. North Korea's South Korea's the best example. It goes on for days. Yeah. They hate each other.

You're literally in the same patch of dirt. Yeah. They hate each other. It's a lot of them do. Yeah.

I'll get mad and someone's getting the prime dick. Hot girl walks in a party. My wife hates her. Really? She's like fuck this bitch.

I'm like she's nice. She gives it to the poor. She's charitable. She's like, I hate her. One of my wife's friends get super upset.

Upside because someone showed up at her wedding. Oh. This guy brought a date. The date was super hot. And she had her tits out.

And this lady was furious. Yeah. Yeah. It goes, it's an eight.

“She just, you know, she just over did it.”

Right. Right. Exactly. This is that lady could show up with a fucking job of the hot outfit on. Yeah.

She would hate her. She's hot. She could have a cloak. She could be dressed like a monkey. Beautiful.

In college, I lived with a guy who was six nine. Just like this big beefy Midwestern football player guy. And every bar we go to, guys would try to fight him. Of course. It was like a Birkenstock wearing kind of weed smoking guy.

And everybody, every guy was like, you've got a problem. Well, you think you're tough. You think you're hot shit. You think you're better than me? And he's like, dude, I'm just sitting here drinking.

And he would have to fight these guys. Bro, I've seen that happen with MMA fighters. Really? They don't want to try to pick fights with MMA fighters. They get drunk and they're retarded.

And they just think, oh, fuck, you just go, whoop. Yes. That's crazy. Stupid. Does a lot of morons in this world?

It's too easy to survive. It's too easy to live. We need wolves in the streets. We need predators everywhere. We need something like a real fear of the consequences of your actions.

Yeah, that's why animals stay in line. Exactly. You know, we talk all this shit about animals. But they're like, they're keeping their gender roles. They're doing all the shit we're not supposed to do.

Not a lot of non-binary wolves. Yeah. They don't make it. The male penguin gets the fish. The female watches the eggs.

If they go, if he was like, I want to be a graphic designer. Fuck this shit. It would all fall apart. Yeah. The idea of gender roles.

You know, I had this lady on who was explaining the roots of feminism. It was the strangest conversation. Because she was talking about how all these people that started like radical feminism were all completely fucked up. They were all out of their fucking minds. Right.

They're all like having all these affairs. Not raising their kids. Like completely self-obsessed. Right. And as you trick all these women into being girl bosses.

Oh, wow. Yeah. And sometimes someone is too outlandish about something.

There's always a trigger for that.

There's always a reason. Uh-huh. No, no matter what it is. Yeah. I'm going to take down these pedophiles.

And you're like, what's in your basement? Right. You know? Right. I mean, I'm against pedophiles.

Well, we've seen like when they did this. Like what pizza gate was happening. Mm-hm. There was all these people that debunked pizza gate. Four of the journalists that debunked pizza gate.

They were arrested for either child sex crimes or child porn. Wow. There you go. Isn't that crazy? It's, it's guys are late.

This is an unfounded conspiracy theory. This is all bullshit. Right. There were purves. It's like the same with Bill Cosby.

“Why is he so gung-ho about you pulling your pants off speaking?”

Right. Don't curse. Yeah. Yeah. He's the best example, right?

Yeah. Ellen, Ellen is up there. Be kind. I'm dancing. Yeah.

Yeah. Why knew about that a long time ago because Fith Simmons worked for her. Yeah. That's right. Don't everybody.

Oh, he told everybody. He told me like fucking decades ago. He's like, she's such a cunt. Yeah. That's a really Ellen?

I was shocked. I meet too.

He always looks like she seems so sweet.

Yeah. Yeah. She seems so nice. He's like dude. She's fucking horrible to her staff.

She's horrible to everybody. Wow. There you go. And it's like, during the pandemic, when everybody was bored.

I came out. But one interesting takeaway is the fact that she was kind of canceled for being gay in the 90s. Then she came out of it and became a star. And then she got canceled for being mean. That's that's progress.

Yeah. Yeah. But people celebrated her because she got canceled for being gay. They canceled her show. Isn't that nuts?

Like, you could get a show on the air now if you were playing a gay character. Right. They're like, oh, diversity. Yes. This is like going to get greenlit.

Yeah. Well, it's funny how that gay used to be the ultimate insult when I was in high school. And now I got friends like, tell them I'm buying. I'm trying to fit in.

Right.

So it went for a bit insult to like a cool thing.

I'm pansexual. Yeah. Yes. I'll fuck everybody. That's what it is.

I'm attracted to everybody. Like, that's nuts.

“But in 20 years, you're going to be like, tell me how much I almost are.”

I'm trying to fit in. Well, where does it end? Well, there are academics that are trying to say that these are minor attracted persons. I've heard of maps. That's bananas.

Insane. Why are we talking? Why isn't that a big story? Gadside calls it suicidal empathy. You get to a point where you're trying to justify everything and empathize with everything

to the point where you make horrific actions and terrible crimes. Yeah. Justifiable. Well, does it kind of horseshoe? You see, like an alt-right guy.

He'll draw a swastika on a synagogue. You know, like, all right, that guy's right shit. But then a liberal guy'll do it on a cyber truck. Exactly what you guys just meant in the middle somehow. Exactly.

You're putting cyber truck swastikos on cyber trucks because you think Elon Musk is a Nazi. Because he said, my heart goes out to you while he's trying to stop fraud and waste. And they're using the whole political machine to paint this guy's a Nazi.

You're buying into a diverger signal.

Yeah. And so to show that you're buying into it, you're, you're king Tesla's. But when you look at the steps of it, it's, it's fascinating. Well, it's the same thing we were talking about earlier. Like the religious right is the same thing as the religious left in Islamists.

Yeah. Or the same thing. This is like patterns of human behavior. Yeah. You want to point it other people and not look at yourself.

And you want to think that your radical beliefs are fine. Right. Everybody else's radical beliefs are wrong. But we've gotten it with politics. Mm-hmm.

And that's what's scary. Because no one, people are, there's not even two parties anymore. There's two algorithms. Everybody's just seeing two totally different realities. Yes.

Like these Iranian soccer player ladies who are too scared to go home. You're like, where's Rappano? Right. Where's that? That Lesbow.

Right loud mouth. She's, she's, uh, just this warrior. This is, do some justice. Right. These people, they're fucking family back home.

Being kidnapped. Yeah.

These people are in like real danger.

Yes. And they're no one supporting them. Incredibly brave to do that. To show the hair, whatever they do. And they're scared to go home.

And then like their family members get tortured. Because they won't come back. Exactly. Exactly.

“I think those people sought refuge in Australia now.”

That's right. That's right. I mean, their whole life has been ruined. And they're fucked. And no support from the left.

Yeah. Give it to you. Something. Hashtag. It's crazy.

Like how do they like pick certain things? Right. To support. And other things they just blatantly ignore. It's fucking fascinating.

And it's so contradictory. Right. You know, the right will be like abortions bad. But then they'll have an abortion. Right.

Behind the, behind the, you know, behind the curtain. Yeah. Or like the left, like, get horribly mad. I'd like the George Floyd violence. Right.

How do they do that to him? But then that lady in Charlotte gets stabbed on a train. Not a peep. Not a peep. Not a peep.

You got some guy that's getting released from jail. Like fucking 40 times. She's a violent offender. Right. Over and over again.

Stab some random lady who survived the Ukraine war. She was a refugee from Ukraine. And not a lot of bad lucker. Hot. Very hot.

That's the problem. But if you'll sympathize for a hot lady. She got it too easy. Well, that's great. People are people.

Nuts. Damn. Nuts. Well, like, like, some of this we're saying is controversial. But how is this got to where we're just saying what is?

In a world gone crazy, speaking sane is controversial.

“That's why it feels so fucking good when shit comes back to reality.”

Like, when, you know, we had to call fat people beautiful. And then they're all on his own. They're all on his own. Like, what are we doing here? So now it's okay to go.

All right. I like being thin. I want to be hot. But they never go. I was lying.

I lied a bunch. I know. I was a fat piece of shit. I hated it. She was losing weight.

She was the fat champion. I know. She's lost a lot of weight. She's good. She looks great.

But I like fat. And she's probably a lot healthier. I'm sure. Of course. Yeah.

I mean, it's a very strange. People are mad at jelly roll for losing weight. Well, those names jelly roll. They, you know, he fucked up. Well, now he's a jelly churro.

He's lost 300 fucking pounds with pure discipline. Is that come on? Yeah, no is epic. Really? No.

No. What's he doing? He does testosterone placement and exercise. That's it. And changed his diet.

Eliminated sugar. Eliminated everything from his diet. He was a big boy. He was 500 pounds. Wow.

Yeah. He lost 300. He's in the twos now. And 35 pounds of it is extra skin. He's got crazy extra skin.

He worked out with me in here. He had ran six miles the day before. Came to the studio before the podcast we did. He ran two and a half miles on the treadmill. I watched him.

Wow. I mean, talking like in great shape. He's talking while he's running laughing, joking around. Hey, good for him. Super nice to everybody.

Nice. The sweetest fucking guy you ever want to meet. He's a very nice guy. To everybody, man, everybody. He's hugging everybody.

He's like a sweet kind guy. And he's on the right path.

He's lost 300 fucking pounds.

Wow. Good for him. Yeah.

He's got a change in the name.

No. You can't be jelly-rolled than thin. Just calm jelly. Yeah. Calm jelly anyway.

I don't even know that. What is his real name?

“I've known that guy for fucking seven years.”

I don't even know his real name. Jason Jason. New Jason now. I'm sorry. No.

I haven't known for seven years. I met him at my club. So I've known for three years. All right. Jason.

I didn't know that. I would guess like Brian. Yeah. Yeah. Who knows.

But it's cool he's got a fake name though. That's a good move. Yeah. That's a black guy move. Yeah.

Black guy move. Yeah. Earthquake.

They all have cool little Wayne.

Yeah. You got a cool name for black guy. Right. Very few comics have done that. Earthquakes one of the few.

And we had hamburger for the table guy. There you go. Yeah. That's a white guy doing it. Dice Clay.

Yes. That's a fake name. Right. So the couple guys did it. Yeah.

Dice Clay is just dice. I just calm dice. He just kind of turned into dice. It just is dice now.

“Well, most people don't know that he was Andrew Silverstein.”

Yes. And the dice man was one of many characters that he did on stage. Travolta Jerry Lewis. He did a bunch of guys. Oh, he's got great impression.

He's a talent. He's a talented guy. He's not just a talented guy. That guy is a legitimate performance artist. Yeah.

He does. Yes. Formants are on the street for fun for no money. And he's literally mocking the fact that he's not famous. Yes.

That's comedy. The most ego-free version of that shit. I opened for him once. And I was kind of nervous. He's, you know, he's a legend.

And I went up to him. I was like, hello, Mr. Dice. Just letting you know him. Your opener goes, you want a picture. I'm like, oh, just letting you know.

Your opener. How much time you want me to do? He goes, you want a picture. And I'm like, I don't need to do the picture. How much time do you want me to do?

He goes, get over here. And he gets me to head log and take some picture.

And I never, I just didn't know how much time to do.

But I think he was fucking with me. He gave me great advice in the 90s. I was doing news radio. And I was just doing the store and the laugh factory in the improv. I was like, you should do the road.

And I said, really? I go, why? He goes, you don't want to be relying on these fucking jerk-offs to make your living. He goes, you're a funny comic. He goes, you could be headlining all over the country,

making a good living. You don't need these fucking people. That's really nice. It's the smart thing that anybody ever taught me. He got it to the road.

I had to do the road. Because I was, you know, I was doing like 15 minutes sets. And then, you know, I never was really headlining for like about a few years. Yeah. And I did back when I lived in New York.

And all of a sudden, I was like, you know, he's right. And then I started really putting together an hour. I was like, you know, he's right. And then I started really putting together an hour. I was like, you know, he's right.

And then I started really putting together an hour. I was like, you know, he's right. And then I started really putting together an hour. I was like, you know, he's right. And then I started really putting together an hour.

And then I started really putting together an hour. And then I started really putting together an hour. And then I started really putting together an hour. And then I started really putting together an hour. And then I started really putting together an hour.

And in conversation with people, you come up with ideas. That's true. That's a big one. That's true.

I mean, I think the podcast saved the store. Oh yeah. One hundred percent. I was a part of it. I know for a fact it did.

Yeah, it was everything. You had all those guys. Santino, Theo, all those. A hundred percent. A hundred percent changed the store.

And it changed everybody's attitude towards each other. Because instead of being competition, like we're all struggling to try to get this one spot on a sitcom where this one host of a show. Instead, we're all like an asset to each other.

Because we're guests on each other show. Hey, can you help me promote my Netflix special? Yeah, come on. Everybody's an asset. Everybody helps everybody.

They help you. Yeah, you're guest on there. There are guests on yours. And it's so low maintenance. Yeah.

You just set it up at a hotel room and put it on us. And people love it. Because they love real conversations. Yeah. It's hard to get those in this weird world

where everybody's communicating on social media.

“Well, it makes you think that maybe that's why actors have to play ball.”

Yeah. Because they don't have this thing to rely on. So they go, you know, one way to game.

Bullshit each other.

The same ones that I talked to.

“They talk about the deep pain that it gives them.”

Having the fucking acquiesce to these people. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I just did, you know, I'm doing this crazy press door with the special. I just did a late night show.

And it was fun. You do the couch. Yeah. You put makeup on. You put on a nice jacket.

Yeah. Yuck it up for the live audience. But you're just sitting there going. That guy's got a headset and a clipboard. What is she doing over there?

He's like a page. He's an intern. It's so much wasted money. So much wasted money. And you're like, no one of these are kind of going away.

Yeah. It's unnecessary. Well, that was the thing about the complaint about the cobert show being canceled. They're like, you're centering. You're centering speech.

But cobert show was losing CBS 40 to 50 million dollars a year.

Mm. Jesus. That's what I was. Well, who watches it? I mean, I mean, no offense to these guys.

They're all super talented. Whatever. But it's like, the idea that they're supposed to keep that thing on the air. Well, they're hemorrhaging money from it. It's crazy.

And the guest is just like a crap. Who are we getting today? It's rookie. Oh, great. I'm not going to watch that.

I couldn't think of anybody relevant. But, you know, they got to sit and talk to us. Look at that. You got to book out. Who's going to watch that?

That was Bill Hicks's old joke about Jay Leno killing himself. Do you remember that joke? Yeah. Yeah. He got a girlfriend.

He got a girlfriend. And then he sticks an oozing his mouth and it blows out his brains. Right. They form an NBC peacock because he's a company man to the bitter end.

“Well, that's why Conan, he saw the writing on the wall.”

And he said, "I'm starting a pod." Yeah.

Well, he also left and did the TBS show, which was like way less pressure.

You know, that was a good move. Because he still got to do his own show. And people watch it that are fans. It's still kept an audience. But he still stayed himself.

Yeah. Yeah. That's true. He's a smart guy. He's very funny.

He's very funny. He's very funny. He helped me a lot in the early days, too. Yeah. I was on his show way, way back in the day.

A friend of mine was a writer on the show in the very beginning. And when I went to the filming, their banter was all planned out. Oh. They had these big, like, postboards with all the dialogue. And someone would be standing behind.

What was the other guy's name? Yeah. Any Richter, someone would be standing behind any Richter, and someone would be standing behind Conan. And so they would read the things that they were going to say.

He was all scripted out. I was like, oh, this is crazy. That's funny. Because when I did this late night show, they call you, like, 10 to the morning. Like, what do you want to talk about?

It's, uh, what do you call those guys? Yeah. Like, the producer guy who gives you the, and he's like, What about this? I'm like, nobody cares about that.

“He's like, what's up with your writing process?”

And how you got in the stand of them? I'm like, that's just the hack shit that's been done to death. Exactly. Let me riff. Let me riff.

Yeah. Well, I did the Bomb and Tom show once. Oh. They tried to do that to me. The producer got upset at me.

Bomb and Tom are great. Yeah. The producers were upset with me. You like, visibly upset. He goes, well, what are you going to bring up?

Yeah. And I go, I don't know. He's like, you don't know. I go, we're going to have fun. Don't worry about it.

Yeah.

I've done this a fucking million times.

Exactly. Going there and have a good time. I worry about it. I did it one. I was so green that they made me write on loose leaf setups.

So then he'd be like, so here you have a dog. And I'm like, yeah, I do my dog bit. Oh, it's horrible. I know. This is like school.

That used to be all morning radio. Guys doing their act on the radio. Yeah. It's terrible. Terrible.

Terrible. Fake. You know what changed that? Open Anthony. Oh yeah.

Open Anthony was the beginning of podcasts. Not Stern? No. Stern was the beginning of free speech. Hmm.

Stern was the beginning of like being wild on the radio. He's the goat. Like if it wasn't for him, none of this. We would have no podcasts. Well, I don't know if we wouldn't have a podcast,

but the evolution of it would have been stalled radically. Yeah. He was the guy that stuck his neck out. He was the guy that got fined. Like during the Bush administration,

people forget about that. They were going after him for deep in decency. Oh yeah. Blast. Well, not blasphemy.

Absentity. They were finding the fucking stations. Insane amounts of money. Right. But he was so big that he stayed alive and survived that.

But then, Obi and Anthony came along and it was totally different. It was just wild and loose. Yeah. It was just Norton and Voss and Patrice and Luke and Louis and all of us. And we would all go in and I love going there.

Yeah. I love going. And then when Anthony started doing live from the compound. So you had this sick house in Long Island. They made a ton of money.

Oh yeah. And he had this sick house in Long Island. He built his own studio in his basement. So he could live stream. Oh.

And he had like Guinness on tap. And he had like real professional microphones and cameras. Oh. It was nuts. Freedom.

And I was like, wow. That's it. Like, and they were trying to get him to stop doing it. Really? They were saying, yeah.

This is violating the account. It was not making any money off of this. Yeah. Just doing it. Love it again.

And they were upset that he was doing this on the internet.

Wow.

Yeah.

And so he and then Tom Green.

Tom Green was dead. Oh yeah. His internet show. Yeah. But it was just totally loose.

Like, there was no asking you what you wanted to talk about. And you were sitting on the couch. Just came in and hung out. Yeah. Tom Green's a funny guy.

And he smart and loose. And we're having a good time. And I was like, this is it. This is the future. He was weird.

Innovative. He got ball surgery on air. Remember that? He got he had ball cancer. And he did the surgery on the show.

Did he really? Yeah. He was ahead of the game. But these TV shows are so weird because they want comics on. But they don't want you to be a comic.

Right.

“These morning shows are like, oh, what's up, funny man?”

And you're like, well, I had told him. They're like, got it. Got it. You know, I'm just being me. They just scared.

You had me on. They get scared. You know, they get scared. They're losing their job. I mean, those people are really scared.

Because they don't. Nothing. All they have is like, hey, good morning. Right. It's five past the hour.

You know, here's Tom with weather. Yeah. It's like a bullshit fake gig. Yeah. Anything could take it away from them.

So all the stuff that they rely on. They're fucking membership of the country club. They're going to pay for it. All that stuff could go away at any moment. So they live terrified.

That's a prison. They might as well be a weatherman. Yeah. And even the weatherman. Same thing.

Yeah. That's a good gig, though. I mean, you just eight minutes to go out of the Doppler. Huh. You do some hand movements.

And then you're done. Yeah. It's just you live and hell. We're lucky as fuck. We're very lucky.

And I'm very grateful. We're lucky as fuck. But this platform, like the podcast platform that we all enjoy that we all do, wouldn't have existed without Open Anthony. Open Anthony was the first time a comics got together and was it was completely loose.

Yeah. It was just there was no figuring out like what we're going to say. Everybody's just riffing. Yeah. Shit on each other.

And then when it went to XM, it was amazing. Yeah. Because then you could swear. Right. Oh my god.

If you've never heard it, go on YouTube and watch it.

There's some fucking comedy gold on it. Go. I mean, especially the Patrice episodes. Oh my god, he was so good. That's where he really shined.

You know, him and Louie together talking about Blackverse Mexican. Yeah. Amazing. And they do one episode where they took away where the end word came from.

“And Louie goes, well, I think this is a bunch of guys being an end words.”

You never heard shit like that. Right. Comedy gold. Well, you could be free. And then tough crowd.

Yeah. That was another one. Another one. Another kind of situation. Yeah.

Yeah. We're comics just got together and just in Colin Quinn was hosting it. He's hilarious. Everybody's just riffing and fucking around. And Norton's chiming in.

Yeah. The Apollo's chiming in. Yeah. A great draw, though, when he was alive. Oh, brilliant guy.

Oh, he was great. Yeah. But comedy's weird because like, I got my special out. And it's only been out like a day or two. But I'm getting all these nice messages.

I love that bit. I love that bit. And those are the bits that didn't really do as well. And some of the other ones. Yeah.

We're not that worked. Well, sometimes people just like something clever. It's different than the way they think. Oh, I like that. Right.

You know, there's bits that are just hilarious. And there's other bits that just make me smile. Like, that's fucking great. Yeah. That's true.

Just like Hicks said that once. Like, if it's not going to be funny, at least make it interesting. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Be funny, but it just be you.

But if you can be both. Yes. That's the winner key. That's the key. Yeah.

“And it's just this fucking constant dance.”

And then as soon as it's over. Oh, my God. I'm starting from scratch. Oh, that's where I'm at. I got the special out.

I'm back to square one out. I'm the worst comic in America right now. You're going to be the club tonight? I'll be there. Joey's at the club tonight.

Uh-huh. Joey Diaz is headlining. I don't want to follow it with my harsh shit. No, he'll be headlining. Okay.

But no one has to follow me. He's a fucking animal. He is. He's on fire right now. Really?

He's on fire. Yeah, because he's been doing these residences. He's been doing casinos and Philadelphia. He's been doing shows all around New York and New Jersey. Yeah.

He's killing it right now. Oh, good. I'm still trying to get him to move out here. I'm trying. I can see it.

I'm going to have to get him a place. I think I might have to buy a place. A little warm out here though. He's a sweaty cute man. Yeah, he'll deal with it.

Two is hot too. That's a good point. I mean, it's really right now. He doesn't really complain about he that much. Joey complains about assholes.

Pussies. These fucking mocks. These white people. To rob him around these fucking white people too much. Yeah.

Well, New York's the weirdest. Because you walk by a hobo jerking off. And then I'll tell his thing. And be like, easy. And that weird.

I'm like, there's a dead guy on third street.

And you in the subway you took here. And then I tell a joke. I'm like, whoa buddy. Well, it'll turn around. It just has to.

It culture goes in these big waves. Yeah. It's like a sea saw. It goes up. It goes down.

It goes back. It goes forth. It's just with young people. It's an HR vibe in the in the in the young world. We think that's the world.

They have to live in every day at work. Yeah. That's a good point. They go from the university with a taught that shit. And then they go to a job where they're taught that shit.

And that shit can actually help them get ahead. Right. And if you enforce it, like people are like, whoa, this scare. They'll help you to move your head. Yeah.

If you push these values and push these ideas, like, you know, help.

Then there's people that are, their whole job is just enforcing that stuff.

Yeah. And those people are fucked up. There's a scary.

“HR people are the wackiest nuts on the planet.”

Oh, those are scary people. Because those are the fucking the hall pass monitors. Right. You know, right. It's kind of like, Asian porn.

You know, Asians are the most repressed people. And their porn is bananas. Because they got to get it out. You know, it's nuts about some of their porn. They have to blur out the genitals.

I know. Silly. Help me out. What are we doing here? Help me out.

Yeah. I don't pick this. See her asshole where she's shitting in the guy's mouth. This is crazy. That's funny.

This is legitimately crazy. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, in the 90s, you couldn't say fuck. But you could say the end word on TV.

Interesting. Yeah. Sorry, right, live. Exactly. And that Chevy Chase Richard Pirates.

Yes, exactly. But you couldn't say fuck in it. Right. And all. So it's funny how we take certainly.

That's okay. But not that. I know.

People are always looking to tell people what to do.

Yeah. That's really what it is. And let's not know. They're always looking to define people as being worse than them. Like, that's a bad person.

Right. I'm like a person. Yes. And they're always looking to tell people what to do. Yeah.

That's all the time. Yeah. Sure. But it keeps shifting. Like in the 50s, you couldn't have a man in the woman in the same bed.

But you could smoke in front of a baby. And now you can have a people fucking on TV. But smoking is like, they have a disclaimer. This is always going to be bitches in this world, ruin it for anybody. No matter what you do, there's always going to be people that try to find a loophole, try to find some fucking cheat code.

Sneak their way to the top, take those epic. Do what they got to do. I guess so. But we're all going to die one day. Folks, you might as well have a good time.

“You should be having a good time before you die.”

Don't wait till you die and go. I should have had more fun. Yeah. Well, don't have too much fun. Burk Rysher's a good drinkin'.

You had to. He's dying. Blood clots. Yeah. And what?

Probably from the facts. He took four of those fucking things. Really? Yeah. He got to keep taking him because he was doing projects.

Oh, yeah. He can tell me he needs another booster in order to do this new thing. What happened to his tour bus? What happened to his tour bus? Oh, Jemo.

He's tour bus called on fire. When did this happen? I think three days ago. Oh. Oh.

They got a flat tire and then it just randomly. Like I think they got another ride and like while they were getting the ride to come and fire. What happened? They could have been in there.

I think he's us. He might be smartly saving it for a podcast or something. Oh, shit. Well, it's all over the news too. Maybe they showed the fire, but I don't think that they've said like.

He did a big Instagram live about it. I didn't watch it, but yeah, that thing is torched. It looks like Gaza footage. It's a type of guy might light his tour bus on fire just for quicks. Look at that.

Wow.

“Community and burst crush his tour bus destroyed by fire in Minnesota.”

Yeah, the fucking antifa got him. Yeah. I don't know his curse. Fire is on. Yeah, antifa.

I'm calling it. I'm calling. It's anti ice people. We're all safe. But my bus has gone.

God works in mysterious ways. What? Oh, he lit it on fire. Can we see? God works in mysterious ways.

Look at that thing. That's nuts. Something can't stop the machine. Wow. That's crazy.

Something's burning. That's got to suck. Because that was a very expensive, expensive tour bus. Yeah.

He was always on that thing.

Oh, my God. That is crazy. I've never had the desire to get a tour bus. I don't like it either. I've opened for burnt on the bus.

And it's fun. But I couldn't do that all day every day. Why don't get hammered like he does. So it's like this idea of just touring around. But like my friends at a music like Sturgeon Simpson.

He loves beyond the bus. Yes. We love it. He said it's like, it's like a living room that you travel around in. They're all strumming along, singing songs, party in, laughing, watching movies.

I guess that's nice. I can be a flight. I get there in 10 minutes. Exactly. You're traveling all night.

I need to go to the gym. I need to eat steak. Right. Right. Restaurant.

I don't like doing that. I'm with you. And that bed is like a coffin. Yeah. And you feel the bump of the road.

You're like, well, you can just turn off any minute in the highway. You think about crashing. Exactly. What about that guy driving falls asleep? Ah, and those aren't the most stand-up guys driving those.

But they're like X-Cons and pedophiles. It's weird. It's weird.

Also, I've never done those long tours like that.

I don't like those. I don't either. I think they're bad for you. Well, Paul, so we got kids. So I like to get in and get back.

You didn't get back. Yeah. I've always done that. I've always done like a week. Except one time, I did the maximum comedy tour with Charlie Murphy and John Halfron.

Whoa. We did 22 dates in a month. And I hated it, because I'd be waking up. And I'm like, where am I? I didn't know where I was.

You're right. Because you're always on the road. 22 dates is crazy. It was nuts. In a road.

You don't even know what day it is. But by the end of that month, who you're sharp? You're tight. Oh, you're sharp. Yeah.

It's out there murdering. You just like your timing is on point. Everything is just rock solid. And then a weird group, heffron Murphy and you. Yeah.

That's a lot of range.

It was fun.

Heffron's funny. He's fun. He's really funny. Clean too. Yeah.

Well, he mixes it up. He's not getting off stage. No, he's hilarious. He's just hilarious, period. He's a really good joke right or two.

“And this was like he had come off of last comics.”

Then he won that. Right. And then Charlie was the best. Oh, Charlie. I never met him.

Such a good dude. Really? Such a real man. Yeah. Real solid dude.

Well, Eddie Murphy always talks about he was kind of his protector.

Like if he talks about Eddie Murphy, he would just go beat you up. Oh, yeah. Well, Charlie was a legitimate martial artist. Oh, is that I know that? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. He fought karate tournaments and shit. Yeah. Yeah. We talked a lot about martial arts.

Wow. He knew his shit for sure. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. He used to be a street guy.

No, he knew how to fight. He was a dangerous guy. But just a nice guy. Just a solid human being. I didn't even know he was sick, man.

I had no idea. Until he died. And he kept it quiet. Just like Norm did. Yeah.

No one knew. Norm was talking about moving to Austin. No one coming out here. Yeah. Wow.

And then just fucking died.

That's so commendable. And this like victim culture, he got to gotten so much. So many points off that. And he just wrote it out. Apparently he had been fighting cancer for a long time.

Yeah. And if you look at him like when he got real puffy for a while, that's probably what was going on. Uh-huh. Yeah.

He's probably battling cancer. If you watch his old, I'm talking 80s clips. He's holding his stomach. Like on Letterman. Because he had stomach cancer.

“And that's why he always touched the stomach.”

Because I think it hurt. He had it for that long. He had it. Because he had it. And then he kind of beat it.

And it came back. Yeah. Crazy. He's a hero. Oh, man.

Is there a funnier guy than Norm? I mean, one of the funniest guys of all time. Funny on a podcast. Funny on stand up. Funny in movies.

Funny talking to him in the hallway of the store.

Yeah. He has exactly. And just a great guy, man. Oh, yeah. A great guy.

And, you know, and would go after people who are content online too. Yeah. He did. He did.

He did. He did. He did. He did. He went after him.

Oh, really? Yeah. I'm going to meet you in real life. Whoa. He wrote Shane a nice Shane show me the email after he got.

He was a solid. He was a solid dude. He was a real solid. And fucking funny man. So a brilliant.

So funny. And lightning.

“And he was like a dose to a F ski reader.”

You know, and everybody thought he was just, you know, dumb guy. I sat next to him randomly on a flight twice. Don't do the smoking story. I did already. All right.

Well, I heard it. Did what he died. Sorry. But just randomly sitting next to him on a flight. It was like, it was such a treat.

That's a gift to hang out with him for fucking hours on a plane. Just laughing and talking. Yeah. Just over here. Solid dude.

There's good people out there. Yeah. Exist. Yeah. He was great.

Yeah. And he changed weekend update. Oh, yeah. I mean, the fact that you got fired for being funny. He told the truth.

He told the truth about O.J. Killing his wife. And he got in trouble. Is that what happened? It's weekend up.

His old Meyer was like the head of NBC. And he's friends with O.J. So he was like, stop shitting on O.J. He's a friend of mine. He's like, I can't eat.

He's a murderer. That's crazy. Yeah. And the stop shitting on O.J. And he kept doing it.

And he got fired. Really? That's what it was. That's crazy. Let me hear what he said.

Be back it up. I don't know. They're now the fake news. Well. It.

Well. I don't know. Can't play it. OK. OK.

You can see it. It's amazing. It's got a whole compilation. Let's wrap this bitch up. Bring it home.

All right. Mark Norman, you're the man. He's his brother. He's special. I know it's hilarious.

I watched you work out some of the material. It's called None to Pleased. It's available now. As of the time we're talking, it's number five. I'm sure it'll boost the fuck up after this.

Hell yeah. Kick it up a notch. I'll see you tonight. Thank you sir. Let's fucking run.

Gambley. Bye buddy.

#2471 - Mark Normand

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What?

They're trying to find that guy.

She needs to lose some weight.

You got to either be a great narrator and a great writer like Bourdain.

This must be somebody just like completely neglected that poor horse.

Right.

He followed my friend Tony all across the country gambling.

Yeah.

Well, it's paper trail to shit and get to something.

Or these crazy fucking right wing radical Christian nationalists.

Exactly.

Well, that's why you don't trust guys who sit like Ari.

You got daughters.

Yeah, but I think she's malignant narcissists.

Stung by bees.

My nephew, he's 16 never drank.

She also accused them of embezzling funds from the film's budget.

I'll never fuck with you again.

Well, we're really confused because social media is not real.

Right.

Exactly when Barry is saying they basically said that because Charlie said or

Right.

He got a lot of work done.

No.

I'm annoying.

They look to say they're not that different.

Right.

He's lost 300 fucking pounds.

Bullshit each other.

Wow.

Then there's people that are, their whole job is just enforcing that stuff.

It was fun.

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