#2486 - Luis J Gomez

The Joe Rogan, experience. >> Train my day, Joe Rogan, podcast, my night, all day. [MUSIC] >> It's a little special, and then I just fucking fell off. >> I haven't margarita dinner once, and I was like, all right, I'm back.

“>> Yeah, that'll do it, it's just that one, you think all of us have one?”

>> It was nice. >> It's just, I was drinking too much, because the owning a club, they're all the time, you know, how much everyone's like, you want a shot, you want a drink? >> Yeah, I can imagine, when I'm at your club, I get blackout drunk every time. Like an actual problem, like I walk down the stairs and like, what the fuck just happened?

>> [LAUGH] >> Drink so much of the mothership, all of a sudden in general, are we on? >> Are we on?

>> I don't know, yeah, the problem is Shane, oh yeah, he's an animal.

>> I don't know how he does it, I did the bridge zone arena with him on Friday night. I mean, first of all, just insane, like 20,000 people, I mean, fucking, it's nuts. >> Saturday night, I did, 95 people, did the Dojo of Comic. >> Is that the first time you did a big win in the round? >> And the round is oddly intimate, isn't it?

>> Yeah, because everyone's facing each other. >> Yeah, you can, it's cool. >> It feels like it's a club around you on the bottom, you kind of like, it's so fun, because people get like so in their head. >> Like dude, it's all these people, it's crazy.

I'm like, I performed, you have sold out comedy clubs. You know, much more nerve-wracking it is to make eye contact with your fans that are disappointed that they're in a half sold out room, that 20,000 people that are just there, they're like, "Fuck it, Shane." >> It's one of those things you just do it a couple of times and you get, it gets normal.

>> Yeah. >> Like all things. >> I'm sure. >> Yeah, like all things. >> That's more fun, dude. >> It is very fun.

>> Oh, it's so much more fun.

>> It's very fun. >> Just so you guys know, I would weigh rather performed to 20,000 people than 100. I just want you to know that, I don't know if that's a unique idea, but. >> Yeah, 100's good too though, because 100 really shows you, if your bits are bullshit. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, 100 shows you the weak links and bits.

>> You see them checking their phone. >> No, it's in you feel it. >> Yeah. >> You feel like you're delivering them horseshoe, you know, you feel like you're not appreciating what you're saying. >> Yeah.

>> You know what I mean? >> Of course. >> And I think it's also like, it's such a spectacle when you go to like an arena where it's like people are like so lit and pumped to just like be that they're so happy. >> I know.

>> I don't know how to bring a carpenter just came up on my feed in Coachella, a little hot child. And just like, this is all my algorithm is now a Sabrina carpenter, I thought it loves her. >> I'm sure, yeah, my girlfriend loves her and my son is good gems, that was press so song, that's a really good song.

>> Yeah, man-child, that's my shit dude, it's become my shit.

I never heard any of her music before this past week, but it's the Coachella stuff has

been showing up and like, I'm watching these girls watch Sabrina carpenter, they're so happy. >> So happy. >> Like nothing, like they're like, just having the best moment of the 16-year-old girl's like, I can't stop bringing a carpenter.

“>> That's why people got a chill on things that they think suck because it's just not”

for you, man. >> And that's okay. >> Yeah, that's okay, like spending all your time dwelling on things that aren't for you is so crazy. >> That's crazy.

>> It's crazy. >> It's not in that culture. That's what it is. >> The internet and social media became a thing where we gave everyone a voice, everyone has to have an opinion.

>> Yeah. >> Nobody wants to admit they're wrong, and they have to have a hot take, everything that happens within minutes. >> Yep. >> Then leave it a moment to, to let me reflect, let me just do a little bit of research.

Let me just look up a couple facts, they just jump into whatever their opinion is, and that's the same thing when it comes to entertainment, you know, all your, you know, you know, you know, you know, I was talking to Jamie before, like you and Tony have become so big that it's become like, like it's like culture. It's not even like, like, I know you guys, you know what I'm saying, so it's like, but

it's like, when I remove myself from it, it's like, you guys are as big as Sabrina corporate, like having a conversation about Joe Rogan going to the White House, or Sabrina Carpenter

“or Coachella, that's trending shit, you know what I'm saying?”

And people feel like they have to come out and just give their opinion on it right away. If you don't like it, don't like it. But that's also like, if you don't want people to have their opinions on you, don't go to the White House. >> That's a great point.

>> You know, like, I don't fault them for getting, you know, whatever. Whatever hot take, getting mad at me for whatever reason. Go ahead. >> Yeah. >> That's your thing.

You're allowed to. You're supposed to, like, if you're a comic, too, you're supposed to shit on people. If you think they're doing something, too. >> Yeah. >> Do you get offended by comics, shit on you?

>> No. Never. No, I mean, I'm in this weird, zeitgeist thing. I don't get offended. Some of them, I think, it's lame because I think I know them, like, friends with them.

>> Right. >> And they're like, using me to get clouded. >> Like, if you really had a problem with me, you could just text me. >> Yeah. >> You know, if you really felt like I was an anti-vaxxer and I was in danger in people's lives.

>> It's fucking text me, bro. >> You know me. >> Yeah. >> It's weird. It's weird when people do that.

And maybe they feel like an obligation, even though they know you to speak publicly. It's a lot of people that feel like they have to use their voice. When something is wrong, they have to come out and say it, which is a boredom.

I understand the inclination, and people will tell you that that you need to use your voice.

“And if you feel like you need to use your voice, okay?”

What I'm saying is there's far too many people out there dwelling on things they do not like versus things they like. And this life is fucking short. I am 58 years old, I'm almost 59, that's dead. >> That's old this fuck.

>> You got 20 years best case scenario. >> Right. If everything goes great. And one of those 20 years like. I mean, I'm holding it together.

Thanks to ways to well, and my obsessive need to work out. >> Yeah. >> Because of that, man. I feel it. I feel it slipping away.

>> It's gone out. >> It's crazy. I'm 44, I just turned 44 a couple weeks ago, and like best case scenario, like absolute best case scenario. >> Midlife.

>> Midlife. >> Yeah, best.

>> My aunt has never worked out a day in her life.

She's 89 years old, just a fat-old Italian lady. >> Yeah. >> That's what ever she wants. >> It might be a dude. Why am I so obsessed with trying to get in shape and eating right and doing all this other stuff?

>> My fat aunt just does whatever she wants, and she's an old Italian lady. She's just gonna, she's as young as I've ever remembered her. She's so with it. It's so funny to me. >> I've vacationed in Italy a bunch of dimes, and I've gone to these little small towns.

There's always like a really nice restaurant, that's a little small town.

“You have to take like a van up into the hills.”

>> You're on like a cliffside with like no guard rail. >> You get to these places, and you see these people having these like three and a half hour dinners, everyone's relaxed. They're all laughing. The families around, and four generations, there's 170 year old, but no one's stressed out.

>> Yeah. >> They're not all freaked out, like Americans are. They're also not fat. >> Yeah. >> They're these thin people.

They are, and they're eating bread. They're eating all bread and pasta and fucking gelato and-- >> I want to tell you why cigarettes, and they want to be 100. >> My favorite place to visit Italy. I brought my son for a father's son trip there years ago.

That has brought my whole family last year. We went to Venice and Rome, and yeah, dude. I have like a gluten intolerance. Like if I eat a sandwich, I'm just going to-- you'll see it in my face. >> Mm-hm.

>> All I did was eat pasta, bread, gelato, the whole time. The whole time. >> And you were fine. >> I lost five pounds. >> [LAUGH]

>> Is it for a week? I lost five fucking pounds.

“People are like, dude, it's the walking.”

I was like, it's not the walking. You don't lose weight from walking if you're a person who actively exercises. >> We are being poisoned. >> Yeah. >> 100%.

And you know, RFK juniors and working really hard try to stop a lot of what is fucking with us with our diet in America. God, the resistance. It's crazy. >> Yeah. >> This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.

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>> Well, literally. >> What's inside the run and they go, I don't care how good it might be. Fuck you, your part of Trump's cabinet. >> It's a little of that. But what I'm talking about is the resistance from corporations.

>> Oh, yeah. >> And the effect that they have on policy. And then the reality of economics. He was a big one. He had to pass.

So there's this thing you know, a glyphosate is. >> No. >> So it's an herbicide that they spray on plants. And it's super bad for you. It's super bad for you.

And it's banned in a lot of countries. But it's used ubiquitously in the United States. And there's some extraordinary number of people. >> Oh, is this a positive glyphosate? >> On the wheat.

Is this what they're spraying on the wheat? >> Exactly. >> So they spray it on the wheat as a desiccator. So they spray it on the wheat after the wheat has already been harvested to keep it from growing mold. Which is crazy. They're going to spray poison to make sure that life doesn't grow on your wheat.

>> That's really what's going on. >> It's like mold is a type of life. >> Yeah. >> And they want to make sure it doesn't grow on this wheat that they're going to sell you. So they spray poison.

[LAUGH] >> So RFK Junior was trying really hard to stop that. But Trump essentially said that if they passed this ban on glyphosate and they forced all these farmers to stop moving glyphosate, it would destroy the farm market in America. It would destroy it.

Like 90 something percent of these people use glyphosate. >> Wow. >> And you're like, it's because they have to like, it preserves it essentially. So they keep it longer for wheat. And then corn actually has like round up ready corn.

>> Yeah. >> So it kills all the weeds around it. But the corn survives. So we've got this nuclear corn. This bizarre.

>> And what's crazy is our whole system depends on it. Like we've got a bad system.

And the solution is keep the bad system for now because if we don't.

If we don't feed people poison, then we'll go under. [LAUGH] >> It's so crazy.

“And that's how that's where it is in America.”

>> Yeah. >> That's why when you go to Italy, you get that Italian flower, which is heirloom wheat. So you don't mean it from tool he explained this to me because he owns restaurants. And he said that when you're getting wheat from America, it's like got a higher yield per acre.

Because it's like more gluten dense. It has more complex gluten in it. And your body just goes, whoa. >> Yeah. >> This is a lot.

>> You know that feeling that like, whoa, because you're essentially eating gluten. >> Right. >> When you eat pasta that you have it in Italy or I'm not saying it doesn't have calories. But there's a difference in the way it feels when it goes in your body. >> Yeah.

>> There's not a resistance. It feels like food. When I become a glutton and I eat like a whole pizza in America, if it's not at a good spot, that you know, use Italian wheat, I feel like I fucking poisoned myself. >> I literally feel, I mean almost like a hangover or weird.

>> Yeah. >> Like you feel it like in your veins. So I don't know if that's the complex gluten. So I don't know if that's glyphosate. I think the glyphosate thing is probably dangerous, but yet also possibly overstated.

So it seems like the very low levels of glyphosate are body can tolerate it. But the real question is like, why are we fucking tolerating it? Why is that there? >> Yeah. >> 'Cause these people think that that's what you're reacting to in your eating wheat.

The you're reacting to your body just like, what is this? I don't like this fucking herbicide. >> Well, that's also happened as I got older. I don't even know what it was.

Like I just, I never really had an issue with like pizza, pasta, wheat.

Anything when I was a kid, I could eat a peanut butter jelly sandwich. So that's my mid 20s. It just hit me in a different way. And I don't know if you can develop a gluten intolerance or a gluten intolerance or a gluten intolerance. >> I haven't seen a lot of people doing it older.

I wonder what that is. I wonder if that's just your body just like E fucking enough dude. >> Yeah. >> Your body just gives up on it. It's like, but when you're eating, it's running more efficiently, just naturally.

>> You're young, you're full of hormones, your body, the cells are replicating perfectly. >> Everything's fine. >> Everything's fine. >> Everything's fine. >> Yeah.

>> Everything's great. And I think your body can just burn it off.

“Like that's why hangovers weren't as bad when I was 20 either.”

>> No, yeah. >> Hangovers were no big deal. Just have some water the next day and you would be good. >> Yeah. >> It was not that bad dude.

>> Hangovers. If I can't go over it. >> If I can't go over it. >> 58, I'm like, what are you trying to die earlier? You fucking idiot.

>> That's what I said about Shane at the stadium where the idea of your arena before. It's like we get there and I wasn't even drinking. I stopped drinking regularly here and there. But I was just the best shape and the best mental state I've ever written in my life was one I'm completely sober.

Completely sober eating healthy, exercising every day. That right there is the best version of everybody. It's not a unique thing to myself, right? But Shane, I was like, you know, he's fucking Shane too. >> He's like, come on.

>> You want to have a drink? >> Yeah. So I was like sort of drinking whiskey. >> The best version of Shane is 11 Bud Life. >> Yeah.

>> After 11, he's just unstoppable. >> Yeah. >> He's a jolly drunk. >> Yeah, that's why. >> I don't know how he does it.

>> I don't know if I can do it for more than 2, 3 nights in a row. I would die. >> You have a smoke weed with a wrapper? >> It's the same shit. >> It's like people get used to things.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Try smoking weed with whiskey. >> Whiskey for strides smoking weed with me. >> Really?

>> Can you get him in? >> Are you really? >> Call him out. >> Bring it on with whiskey. I mean, I'm talking about an all day every day.

Get up in the morning. Just to get going five dabs. Like real deal pot head. Blunt to the head. I smoked the one to the head a week ago, right before I trained.

And my spawn porn was like, you smell like weed.

I could never in a million years, but it's just, I'm so used to it.

>> Yeah, because it was a normal state. >> Well, I'm so used to it. >> Well, I'm so used to it. Everyone smokes weed before. >> There's people smoke.

It's a dirty secret of jujitsu. >> Yeah. >> A lot of people smoke weed before jujitsu. >> What is whiskey doing up the nose? >> It knows that, yeah.

>> Oh, no. >> You don't need to do that. >> What you do that was. >> That dude's jacked. >> You ever see what whiskey looks like?

>> Yeah. >> Like, like heavily and so he brings a guy with him everywhere goes and hits pads. >> It's fucking ripped dude. >> I mean, like a 10 pack. >> Yeah. >> It's crazy.

>> He looks fucking great. And his technique looks pretty solid. >> Just gets high, kick shit. >> How fun is that? What a life.

>> Well, there's a thing about when you're high. You feel your muscles smaller. >> Like you feel like the little fibers. >> Yeah. >> You know, instead of it being a blunt thing,

it's like you have access to all the fibers. >> Yeah, and it's also like, what you do to specifically, you get into like a flow state, where you close your eyes and you're just fucking feeling things.

“And it's like, I think that can actually help it.”

>> I think it's a performance in answer. >> I really do. >> I always felt like my GGT game was 10% better if I was high.

>> Yeah. >> I really felt that. I think Eddie would agree with that too. I think a lot of people agree with that. >> Yeah.

>> You know, I think, because if there's a comedy, it's like, it can be. >> It can be. >> You get in high every day, and then if you switch it up, then it's a performance in answer.

Like, being right now, being completely sober, like, I feel like I'm on Adderall. Like, I feel like I'm completely locked in in a different way, where it's like, and then I'll stop smoking weed for six months and I'll go back to it.

I'm like, I've never been more creative.

It's just, I think it's just changing your mindset and whatever way you can do that. >> Yeah. >> That's why people are so locked in, and they're like, having the same opinions,

their entire lives. It's like, somebody called me on Twitter today. They're like, dude, you flip-flop constantly on things. I was like, I mean, I've grown. >> Yeah.

>> You've been watching me for 15 years on podcast. >> I'm not-- >> Listen, I've always don't flip-flop. >> I'm captain flip-flop.

“>> I just don't think you should be married to your ideas.”

I think the real problem is once you say something, and then you have to defend it, and then once you find out that it's wrong, you fucking panic, and then you double down, and you try to defend it,

and some weird fucking circular logic way, and you'll get there. If you're smart enough guys will just figure out a way to ask back where does their logic, but everyone's on a while.

It's so nice to go. Oh, you're always completely wrong about that. See, though you went any argument with a girl.

>> In this world, the world that you and I are in,

we have conversations publicly, and that's what's something that a lot of people don't do. So if you have conversations publicly, then the whole world can essentially go, no, you're wrong.

>> Yeah. >> Which is very valuable, very valuable for being able to formulate opinions. Most people don't fucking have that. >> Yeah.

>> So most people, they just, like, if they are wrong about something, they've said it publicly and shame people, you know, you better do this because of that, and this and the wrong,

what they find out they're wrong, they fucking panic, and there's not much you could do about it. Like you're just wrong. >> Yeah.

>> And the only thing you could do,

“if you want to keep any credibility and say,”

say, this is what I thought, and this is why I thought it, but I don't think that anymore. And I was wrong. >> Yeah.

>> I fucked that up.

>> But this new information I want you to have, too.

>> Yeah. >> 'Cause this is why, I thought, what I thought, and why it changed. >> Yeah. >> I mean, I feel to do that.

>> I think it's just a weird thing in society, people do not. >> Well, people want to pretend they're smarter than they are. >> Yeah. >> That's the thing, man.

Everybody wants to pretend they're fucking smarter than they are. We're all talking monkeys. >> Yeah. >> We're idiots. >> All of us.

>> Yeah. >> Every fucking person alive is a talking monkey. So the internet is the best and the worst thing to ever happen, because now all the monkeys can scream. >> Yeah.

>> Everybody can get mad. Everybody can complain. But it's also great. >> And you have time to reflect. You said, so what will happen is something would happen, right?

Whatever it is. Some big event, right? And it happens on Friday. >> Right. >> Like, I don't have, I got to sit on this until Monday.

I'll talk to my wife or some friends at home, but it's like, until I get to work on Monday, I can't spout these ideas in my opinions. And you kind of reflect on it. You sit on it.

You're on the toilet taking a shit, thinking about things. We don't have that anymore. It's just all distraction constantly. And it's like, just, I mean, the amount. Like, I, the only time I ever, like, reflect,

is if I'm working out or I'm sitting in the steam room. >> Right. >> I got myself. >> Got to put the phone away. You literally can't do anything.

>> Right. >> But even you're taking a shit, dude. Back in the day taking a shit, you should be like the best thinking time. >> Like magazines.

>> Yeah. >> You know, you should sit there, read in life magazine when you take it a dump. Why you just said was like, very important. And what you just, what we're talking about is,

people being able to talk about things. Now imagine what life was like. Because both, how old are you? >> 44. >> Okay, so you lived it a little bit,

but I really lived it where there was no internet. And if there was no internet, you couldn't talk to anything about anybody. >> Go. >> About anybody about anything.

Because everything that came up with the news, like you'd see it on the news, you go, what is going on? >> I think it's quick snippet. And then you have to go to a newspaper,

and you'd read the newspaper and go, what the fuck are we doing in Venezuela? >> And at this point, 99% of people are already out. >> Exactly. Exactly.

>> Exactly. >> I'm not going to library. >> I'm not your newspaper. >> I'm not your newspaper. >> Who goes to work.

“And how much time do you have to talk to people about things?”

You have stuff to do. You can't be the guy that cornerish people when they're getting coffee. Do you hear what we're doing in the garage? >> So we're selling cocaine in Los Angeles.

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>> And so you never got to express yourself.

>> Yeah. >> Who's sort of fucking ham radio channel? What do you do? There was no way to express yourself. >> That was that.

>> And if it broke, you did start a radio channel. Here's the crazy thing. They would lock you up. >> Yeah. >> Do you know that?

You had to have an FCC license. >> What was that movie? >> Yeah, Christian Slater. >> Christian Slater, print the volume. >> How about the volume?

>> He was podcasting from a car before there was podcast. >> This is 1990. They were chasing him down. And they were trying to arrest him. He was the rebel.

>> What was he saying? >> What was he saying? >> Did he have a pump you up speech? >> Yeah. >> Everybody was listening to this.

>> I think it took him to the manual. >> Yeah, what was he saying? He's branding. It's low level podcasting. But he might be the first podcast.

>> Maybe. >> No, I'm like no bullshit. >> Yeah. >> Like that in that movie might have been,

because it's always like one idea builds on

and then new inventions and then builds on. >> Yeah. >> The one idea is this sexy rebel who's out there. Yellen fucked man. And he's like a van running from the cops.

He's going to put him at a cage because he made his own radio station. >> That's wild.

“>> And that's what we're doing right now.”

>> Yeah. >> There was, yeah, I lived pre-internet. You know, in a high school, ninth grade or so. That's when it started popping off. >> Podcasts show you straight up that the free market is much better

than regulations by the government. >> Yeah. >> Because you're never going to get this kind of a show. >> Yeah. >> The government gets to regulate you and they tell you you can't swear.

They can't tell you can't be obscene. There's certain things you can't say. >> Well, now it's just YouTube and that's what we'll talk to you about. >> But they don't do it as much. >> No.

>> But the new way to sort of combat that is demonetization.

>> Right. >> The other thing, the market dictates that too. Because if someone else comes along and says, "We're not going to do that." So there's a reason why YouTube is like loosened up some of its content restriction.

>> Yeah. >> Because Rumble came out and kicked came out. >> Also, they were wrong. Like a lot of the restrictions were during COVID. And they were wrong.

They were telling people if you bring up the lab leak there, we'll kick you off of YouTube. >> Yeah. >> People, a lot of people are completely lost their channels. Like lost their way to make money.

>> Well, you can say the Earth is flat. >> Yeah. >> You can say it's fucking millions. It's really the flat Earth videos out there. >> You can say big foot rape my mom.

You know, you can say anything. >> Yeah. >> But if you said that, it might have come from a lab. >> Yeah. >> You would get kicked off of YouTube.

>> Yeah, it's so funny. We found out that's exactly what happened. >> But the market sort of shifted.

“And that's how Rumble started getting bigger.”

Rumble got bigger specifically because of the fact this pushback on YouTube. Because they literally won't even let Nick Flint as on YouTube. And he's on Rumble and he's like their number one guy. >> He's killing it on Rumble. >> See, that's the thing.

It's like if you hold something back, you're just going to make another version of it that's opposes it. And they're going to have more energy to fight against you. Because you've stopped the truth. >> Yeah.

>> You've stopped the truth about like not like about petty things. But really important things. Like how a fucking disease went through the whole world. You're literally stopping people from examining the truth. >> Which is weird.

>> Yeah. >> That was a scary time. >> That was a scary time, just like in general. It was a great time for podcasting. >> Podcasting blew up during COVID.

>> That was huge. >> Everyone just stayed at home. Everyone was like, "Oh, what are we going to do? We have nothing else to do except sit on the internet and listen to podcasts." But yeah, it was like a so weird, you know, uncertain time.

Even like physically in life, it was uncertain. And then you go on the internet and it's like, "Oh, I could just like lose everything." They could just take it away like that, all this platforms. >> This is why I do all of my own things specifically because I am terrified that my things are going to be taken away from me.

>> Yeah. >> So I have my own platforms, my own festival. >> Well, I'm really smart about that early on with gas digital. Such a good idea. >> Thanks.

>> Such a good idea. It was also like their fanbit base. Your fanbase is so loyal and so rabid. >> Yeah. >> Because their side, they're like invested financially.

>> Oh, yeah.

“>> And it's a better relationship, honestly, in a lot of ways.”

>> Well, it's funny as when we started it, it wasn't even completely necessary. It was funny. His Patreon hadn't even, didn't exist it, but it was like, you know, guitar player is asking for tips. >> There was nobody podcasting on Patreon.

We started the platform on sensored ad-free for, you know, behind the paywall. We were unique. There was really no Anthony Kumi did it. There was a couple people that were doing their thing. >> And Anthony did it specifically because it was fired from xam.

>> Yeah. >> And he had to. >> He had to. >> But we did, and it wasn't even like, it wasn't crazy back then.

there's all these ads on YouTube.

There's so much, it feels so like, it feels commercial. It feels like you're watching TV and the late 90s when you're watching YouTube now. >> Right. >> Now more than ever, there's a need for an uncensored ad-free platform. And there's not many of them.

“>> No, 100%, and I think you did the smartest thing by doing that.”

>> And so here's the argument. The argument is like, that if it's everywhere. Like if it's on YouTube, but it's on Spotify, it's on everywhere. Then there's more potential for growth because it's easier to access. That is true.

And it's also, it's way easier to promote because people could just send each other. Like it's natural. >> Yeah, algorithms will push it. >> There's that, but it's also sharing. >> Yeah.

>> If someone's got a good podcast, I'll share it with my friends. >> Yeah. >> If you've got to listen to this as hilarious. And what, so that, you can't do that if it's a pay platform. So you'd have to get someone to sign up.

>> This funny is we were so early on a lot of these things. I get myself a lot of credit here because we like, before you could screen record on your phone, we had in our app, we had a tool where you can clip clips to share them. The social media, you could do it.

It was like limited to two or three clips per episode. >> That's great.

>> But it never worked really well.

>> But is there a time limit on the clips? >> A minute or two. >> That's a problem. >> Yeah. >> Because like you want, like at least eight.

>> Yeah. >> You know, because like, especially if there's a funny back and forth between you guys, like if you're doing leases of scanks and you guys are going off about something, you need a little more than a couple of minutes. >> Got to think of it.

>> You can do it. >> Yeah.

“Otherwise, that's the best way to take things out of context too.”

>> You're telling me. >> Boy, people love doing that. >> Yeah. >> But it's also, it's like, we're going to ask everybody to listen to three hours of a podcast. >> It's crazy.

>> You got to expect that things are going to get taken out of context. It's part of the game. >> Yeah. >> It's part of the thing we do. >> Yeah.

>> And nobody really wants to context. Even when they find out the context. >> They've been like, well, I already, we were saying before, I've moved on from that opinion. >> Yeah. >> To Marrow, it's another day.

>> Yeah. >> Nobody really cares about anything. Be honest with you. >> It's like the way that the internet has turned people into whatever is in front of them. That's what they care about.

I mean, the amount of things that were such a big deal a month ago. I mean, ice was such a huge deal two months ago. We haven't heard anything about ice since then. You know, it was the Ukraine. What happened to the Ukraine?

That was still going on. I believe nobody gives it shit. >> It's still going on. >> It's just, it's sexy right now. >> Yeah.

>> But you know, it's like law and order, special victims unit. You know, season 50. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's like, okay.

>> We've seen every angle on rape already. >> It's like, it's still going to be a big show. It's still important. It's top 10. But it's, you know what I'm saying?

It's not the number one thing that we're concerned with. Where as when it popped off, when Russia invaded, it was like the end of the world. >> Yeah. >> And then there was people.

I literally heard people saying that Ukraine should have never given up its nukes.

And I was like, I could see what you're saying. Like, if they had nukes, Russia probably wouldn't have invaded them. But ultimately, that means we're threatening you with nukes. >> That's scariest thing, yeah. >> That's fucking crazy.

The whole thing's crazy. But it's also, it's like, why did this happen?

“Did the people pushing arms closer and closer to Russia have no impact on this?”

>> Nobody can hit Texas or New York, though, right? Like, Hawaii's fucked. >> I think it hit New York. >> They can hit New York? >> They can hit New York?

>> Oh, yeah, they can hit New York. >> You think so? >> Fuck you. >> Yeah. >> 100%.

>> I've heard something a while ago that they could only reach Hawaii. Or I guess it wasn't anyone. It was, who was it? Was it Russia or something China or something? One of them, they could only hit Hawaii.

I had a bit about it in my act and I was a crew. >> We had a guy on that was talking about back-engineering UFO technology. And that they had this idea of using it to what they would call an instantaneous delivery system. Of a nuclear bomb. Because the way these things supposedly can travel, I'm a moron.

So I don't understand anything about gravity. But what they were explaining is that if these crafts work in a way that has no normal kind of propulsion, we think of propulsion as like a jet. The fire goes out the back and the jet goes forward really fast because of that, right? What they're saying is these beings from wherever the fuck they are, these people that

are back engineered their crafts, the way they move is not by propulsion. It's by bending space in time. It's by doing something to the gravity around it or the actual space of the universe around it where it can go to another place like instantaneously. So it's not like it flies, it's just fucking zips over to another part of the universe.

And they can do it like that tick tack one that they got on radar.

They have video of it.

This fucking thing went from more than 50,000 feet above sea level to sea level in one second.

Less than a second. A bit radar, it went from 50,000 feet to that. So if you can do that with a bomb, you could essentially instantaneously detonate Moscow. Well, if that's a real technology, so this is probably why these assholes are hiding all this UFO information. Yeah.

Because these assholes that probably were using, they were like, yeah, we could travel anywhere in the universe or we could blow up China without them even knowing it's happening. We could assure that we'll win a nuclear war. Yeah. Anybody would have that technology, the ability to put something somewhere instantly.

And you put a bomb in it. That's crazy. Yeah. That might be with all this UFO bullshit is about. Yeah, I mean, the who knows who knows what's going on.

“I mean, obviously there's something going on, right?”

Obviously, I think they're with their smokers fire.

There's two seen these stories about all these scientists that are getting whacked.

No. Yeah, they're scientists that have gotten whacked and/or missing. And a couple of generals as well that's all connected somehow or another to UFO technology and anti-gravity technology and nuclear scientists. And there's a bunch of stories that are read about this.

And some of them are like, this is like purely exaggerated. And a lot of people are, it's just, they're taking that. This guy committed suicide and he worked on that. And this guy went missing and he worked on that. But it's just coincidence.

Right. And then there's other people that go, no, no, no, no. There's too many people. And so now the White House is commented on it. So they're doing an investigation on this, which makes me think, hopefully,

somebody who's really fucking smart has looked at this information and said there's something there.

Like what these people were working on was very extraordinary and

could disrupt a market or could be something that could be used in a weapon that would destroy another country. And so the other country sabotages it by killing scientists. That's shit that we would do. Think a little.

We know. Like the amount of, like, you and I. And just, human, just like, American, just the general population, like the amount of, there's probably the craziest technology ever that the government has their hands on right now.

It's like, we use AI tools and it's like, I can imagine the AI that the government currently has. Right.

“And that's why that will never disappear.”

It's because all of the governments are just sort of at a race to see who can implement the strongest AI. So I can even imagine how crazy it is. There was one lady that was, that went missing. And there's a weird video for her because it seems like she's drunk.

And she's, like, talking about, like, how, you know, this technology that it's real, but every time they, that anybody gets close to it, people stop it. And this lady has gone missing as well. So it seems like she might have had a couple of drinks or something.

And then sort of rant about this in some weird video call. Yeah. But listen, if I had that information, and I thought that people were trying to kill me because I knew about anti-gravity technology. And I literally thought, like, I'm in a Russell Crow movie,

and someone's trying to fucking whack me. I'd probably get drunk, too. Yeah. Like, what are you going to do? But she went missing, though.

I was talking to two, uh, nuclear scientists after my show. She sees two, like, there was a couple. They were like straight up nuclear scientists. Come or spoke. And whatever, this near that, like, there's a huge, like, like a nuclear town, like everyone works in, like, nuclear science in this entire town.

And, uh, he was, like, there were, like, so into telling me about, like, not too much, not too in depth, but he was, like, and I worked, like, 100 feet below the ground. It was, like, a super top secret. And, um, he was, like, I started asking questions.

He was, like, I can't answer that. He was, like, they've definitely tapped their phones. Are you ready to mind? You think they're, like, not just listening to what we're saying to people. And it was just, like, fucking goddamn deep.

“I think they're listening to everything,”

everybody's saying all the time. They can't solve it in a short time. Yeah, I think it just gets stored. I don't think it's, like, someone's listening where they can just, know, every, like, they have a person with fucking earphone on,

listening to everything you say, "Oh, right, right down." He's saying this. I think probably high government officials, they probably do. Probably, but now with AI, all they would have to do is record everybody's phone all the time. And then use AI to search all the transcripts.

Yeah. And then find an audio recording of you saying this, or you saying that. Which way three years away from them being able to get everything we've ever done on the internet? Yeah, but not just that. There's also AI, which could take that.

And then have you make phone calls to people that you don't really make. Yeah. So you could call up one of your friends and ask them to meet you somewhere with a bag of heroin. And they would all, you know, they would know, it would, like, literally, you'd use it to set people up.

Yeah. You could use it to get people upset about something.

I mean, I've been living with you.

“AI Joe Rogan adds on the internet for about a year now,”

where they just take your voice and they advertise products. 'Cause you're such a recognizable voice. That's pretty ridiculous, right? Yeah. A lot of people go, do you use that?

I don't know. But the thing is, it's like, they can have it talk to you now. So it sounds like you. Yeah. You could have a conversation with you.

Like, you could AI, Lewis J. Gomez. You could talk to Lewis J. Gomez. And it would be like, you talk to yourself. You'd probably lose your mind if you were scared. I did something really dark and sad one day.

I was super high. And my mom died when I was 22 years old. And then I went, I prompted chat to GPT. I told a bunch of information about my mom. And I was like, I want to have a conversation with my mom on the other side.

About like, what's going on in my life and my son?

And asked me questions and it was like, it got very, like, I got really emotional. Way more than you would think. Like, it was kind of a just dumb thing. It was like, let's see where this goes. I felt like I was talking to my mom at the end of it.

It was fucking really. That's so crazy. Yeah. Here's the thing. If it gets to be a super intelligence and they program a super intelligence

to behave exactly and talk exactly like your mom. And then you had conversations with her. Of course. Yeah. That would be such a fuck it.

If your skates are fronnick and that's our top end, that would be the trip. That would be that. That would be pink. We blew the last few. That would be it.

“Well, maybe that's what they're doing for you and me, right?”

Who we have, I mean, thousands and thousands of hours recorded, right? They could have us say anything. Well, not only just anything like when I die, I'm assuming the technology, I forget when I die, like 40 years from now, like in the next few years, they can just take every opinion I've had, the way I speak, my thoughts, everything, and then they can use AI

to not only just replicate what I do, but go like, well, what would he likely think? What would he likely say if you sort of put all that data in? And then eventually it's like a little fucking box sitting on the table that my son talks to. His dad never dies. His dad's always there.

I think that will be a thing that regularly is happening. And I don't know if it's like uploading the consciousness or if the AI replicating your consciousness, I think they've talked about that for a long time, but that I think will happen unquestionably. They'll do.

Yeah. And soon. Very soon. Well, the AI that they have now, like if you put on those meta glasses, if you fucked with that, the VR goggles.

Yeah. Yeah. Pretty fucking. I mean, I just jerk off. That's it.

Just saying vaginas. Well, not, no, it's not even a, it's. If you're prone with VR, it must be insane. Oh, it's insane. Yeah.

I can't watch real important work. I can't watch that way. You may be nervous. I was looking at stuff to see if it was still a thing. This is a William Shattner AI.

He's sitting here waiting for us to ask him a question. And he'll just answer it in his voice. It's hit. He's sat there and recorded a bunch of stuff a couple years ago for this. Um, I don't know how well it works, but we'll ask him this.

This is a little different though. This isn't. Why they quiet me. This is just the beginning though, like this. This is the beginning of it.

Yeah. So once they turn, they really turn the AI on this. It'll be like, it'll be a better William Shattner. I mean, it looks, uh, what, I'll ask him one random question. Hmm.

Um, what, didn't he have like, uh, a make out session with a green lady on, in Star Trek? I don't know. I think he did. I think there was like some weird racial pushback. There was some weird put, oh, he kissed O'Hura.

There was he didn't make out with an alien. No, no, no, no. He did make out with an alien, right? I'm pretty sure he kissed like a green lady or something. But he also kissed Lieutenant O'Hura, who was a black lady.

And during the time where they did Star Trek, I think this was very controversial. That's it. So that was in 1968. And this was very controversial. That a white man in a black way.

She was beautiful, that lady that played O'Hura. She's beautiful. And they thought it was weird. They thought it was offensive. I mean, it was like, it was a big thing.

Yeah. In like the public. I was too young either because I was one years old. But I do remember this story.

“I remember that movie, uh, jungle fever.”

It was an entire movie. The entire premise of the movie was, it's a black kind of work. It's like, it's a couple. That's a movie. That's it.

Okay. What is it called? Was the episode called Plato's Step Children? Season three episode 10, November 22nd, 1968. Wow.

O'Hura played by Nishelle Nichols and Captain Kirk William Shackner.

Episodes often cited incorrectly as the first interracial kiss on television.

It was over the first instance in which a kiss between a black person and a white person.

As an earlier kiss on moving with Nancy was unscripted. What the fuck is moving with Nancy? What is that? Nancy's an ultra special or something. Nancy kissed a black guy on TV.

Is that what they're saying? That's pissing me off now. I don't know why. I bet she didn't kiss a kiss off Frank. Her father was not okay with that.

I bet she did it just a kiss off Frank. Let me check.

“Yeah, find out what you did with the fuck happened.”

It's like a variety show. So was it like her and just a singer or something? Was it a show where they would sing each other? What happened here? Sammy Davis Jr.

Oh, Sammy Davis Jr. Oh, Sammy Davis Jr. Oh, that's even dance. That's kind of with her. So it says.

I look at that. But it says an interracial kiss. You're cheating. So not trying Sammy Davis Jr. Oh boy.

He kissed a passionately kissed his friend's daughter. Oh, yeah, bro. Those people were freaks back then. That thought they were freaks. That Brad Pack.

That Brad Pack. Those guys were animals. Look at that. Oh, that's on the cheek, bro. He kissed her on the cheek.

Zoom in on that. That's outrageous. That's a nice friendly kiss. That's not a passionately kissed. Let me see that.

Close in on there. Yeah. He kissed her on the cheek. Don't you think? It looks like the cheek.

It looks like right here. Yeah, a little side of that. That's like a sweet thing. I tell you, man. Do that through Joe.

Yeah, that's not a kiss on the lips. Yeah. That doesn't count.

I say Star Trek's the first.

Because that was like, let's get down. Yeah. Jack Oh, look at it. That's did. Yeah.

I mean, my mom. My mom was white.

“My dad was like, after letting her like dark skin.”

Like, uh, he looked black. Like, sure. He looked like easy. I was going to show you a picture of my dad. It's crazy.

That was funny. That was crazy. And it's like, yeah, I mean, that even in the 80s growing up. That was kind of like, it was weird. I'm not the first time I saw an interracial couple in high school.

I'm 44. I'm not, I'm not that old. But like, it was weird. I'm just seeing like in, like, the 10th grade. This like hot white chick started eating this like football player blackhead.

It wasn't that regular where I grew up in our outside New York City. Yeah. And it was controversial. It opened you up to all sorts of, like, you get yelled at by people. You get attacked.

There's a lot of people that they dealt with a lot of shit back then. Yeah. Well, racism's back. Don't worry.

He kind of never went away.

But it comes in waves of encouragement, where people think it's okay. It's okay to be racist. It's okay to be this to be that. It was a weird thing where it's like, a lot of us were just being ironic and funny for a while. You make racial jokes.

You make jokes about anything. Like, I think you could make a joke about anything. It's a comedian's job. And then it, like, shifted. Once like social media became so, like, big and everyone's opinion.

You can anonymously just say whatever you want to do. If you wanted to, you want to sizzling racist and honestly, you had to write it on a bathroom wall. You have to be like, I hate and words. Right. I'm a wall on a wall.

And then somebody else responds to it underneath it. And they're like, well, I hate you cracker. And then it goes, it always always fun. Like, bathroom walls were fun. Oh, yeah.

A phone number. A conversation called a number. Do you give your ex-girlfriend's phone number on the wall? Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Those are the days. The original doxing. The boss house also does like the, that's sort of original message board. Yeah. The original YouTube comments.

Right. That's original comments on an, an ex post is the bathroom wall.

“That's, and that's the only thing that's as far as it can go was maybe”

12 people a day would see your shit anonymously. But it felt so good just. I can't remember any interracial. Trying to cost the high school. I can't remember any of them.

Oh, no, one. I do remember one. By doing them, there's a lot of pushback, man. Like, a lot of people were like openly racist about it. Yeah.

It's, uh, eventually has to go away. But it's like, it's going the way in waves. Like, it used to be normal. Like, everybody was racist. The whole world was racist.

Because everyone is bigoted and a little different than little different than racist, right? Well, everyone was tribal, right? Like, you could only trust the 150 people that you lived with. You could barely trust them. You could barely trust them.

They're probably trying to be the tribal chief and fuck people over and fuck the chief's wife.

That shit's always gone on.

But for sure, if there was a group that you didn't know and they showed up, they were there to kill you. That's 100%. Well, also pre-enterment that you had to coexist, right? You had to be the only people you can communicate with. You go to the grocery store.

It's an Indian guy or a black guy or a Puerto Rican guy. It's like, no, I got to buy a tomato. So, we're just going to do what we need to give you my dollar. You're going to give me a tomato. And I'm going to say, this is in America in a city in the 20th century and then the 21st century.

This is why it's so easy to get people to join the team with it.

“Be a Democrat or be a Republican or a maga or whatever the fuck it is.”

It's so easy because people are programmed to be in charge. Right, yeah. And they want an identity. Yeah. It's easier than enemy.

They want an enemy, too. Yeah. You feel like you're on a side. You don't really have to do much thinking. Exactly.

Like whatever they say, give you comfort that you surrounded by other people. I used to think that when I was young when I would watch religious preachers on television. I was watching those like these Islamic guys and they were talking about Islam. And the way the certainty in the fact that what they were saying was true, like the way they were saying, like all these other religions mean nothing because Islam is the truth.

And they were like, yep, they believed it. I'm like, it must feel great to believe something 100% like that. To really have a bunch of other people around you that also believe it. 100% know if ants or butts. Yeah.

But we've all the reality is no one knows about anything until you experience it.

Yeah. So you don't really know what's going to happen in heaven. If heaven's real, you don't know any of that. No. But you're so convinced.

And my question is, by what? I wish I had any sort of spiritual faith. That's what I keep saying. I want what a good cult. I'll join it.

I just can't. Whatever.

“Since I was a little kid, I remember just being a little kid and think having the thought”

God's not real and then trying because I was raised Catholic just suppressing it being like, I can't think that I'm going to burn and hell. If I even think the idea that God isn't real, it's like a little weird psychotic thing to do to like a five year old kid. You know, and yeah, it's like, yeah, you sort of like that the idea of faith.

It actually seems like really like kind of freeing. Like the idea of like dude, I'm going to die and I'm going to go to the kingdom of heaven. I'm going to experience everything that I've ever wanted. I mean, that sounds incredible. For me, it's like I feel like I'm counting down until I'm going to sleep forever.

Like I have nothing after all. I really don't believe in any of that. When people get into like these heated passion, like debates about certain things. And then the abortion is a great topic for this concept. When you're trying to convince somebody, that's religious like to be pro-life.

You're like, you know, it's going on there, dude. They believe you're murdering a baby. You're not going to convince somebody that like, oh, well, let me let me try to break this down for you right now. Let me try to give you a different angle on this. No, they believe that that's a life, a conception.

They believe it's a soul. They really fucking believe that deep down. And that is like, like, I kind of go like, well, I respect that. I'm not going to like, I'm pro-life, right? I was raised by by women and I just kind of grew up in New York.

We always sort of had that sensibility.

Do you mean pro-choice? I'm pro-choice, I apologize. But when my son was born, or even when I first saw the heartbeat, I'm almost like, that's a life right there. The heartbeat that six weeks, whatever it was.

I was like, that's a fucking life right there. But when you're dealing with religious people who believe that that's a soul. And that that is like the second it's conceived. You're trying to convince them that it's okay to kill a baby. And it's never going to happen.

Yeah, no, it's never going to happen. And I don't know who's right. That's the real problem. Like for convenience sake and for living your life on your own term sake. And to see my take on this, first of all, I'm not a woman.

And if you're talking about this and there's no chance of you ever getting pregnant, that's a weird thing. Because you like conceptually, yeah, that's a life. No doubt. I mean, not even conceptually.

Objectively. That's a life. It's going to become a human. But who am I to say? Especially cases are like incessed and rape and you know, crazy shit.

“Who am I to say that you have to raise that kid that you have to that life has to.”

You have to change your body for the next nine months. Maybe it broke ever irrevocably. I mean, maybe it'll just change your body forever. Maybe you'll have stretch marks forever. Oh, yeah, because of this, because of this horrible thing that happened to you,

because everybody says that this life is precious. Like every time we got a feet of breakfast, you got to fucking see this. If that was for men, if men don't pregnant, abortion would be a gas station. Fill it up and take it out. It would be there's not a fucking chance in hell.

That would be it. That's a bit. It was just not a chance in hell that it would be a debate. Yeah. It wouldn't be a debate.

If men make the laws and men could get pregnant, men would have abortions everywhere. Yeah. There's no fucking chance you'd be able to tell another man that he's going to have to keep a baby. No. Yeah.

It's very complex. And I understand both sides of it. You know, I really do. I wouldn't want people to say that's a life. It's like, I really get that.

And when people go, like, it's a woman's body and sort of race to choose. If she wants to eject this from her body before a certain time, it's a weird thing is like at what point in time.

Can you stop it when it's almost a fetus? You know what I mean? Like, your kids, it's such a human problem in that there's no. It's a weird fucking sloppy. I think when it grows a nose.

Yeah. Before it grows a nose or fingers. It's a kid. It's going to be a kid that maybe wins an Olympic old medal. If it's got web fingers still.

It could be a kid that is Sabrina Carpenter is on stage from all those people. You know what I mean? That's the weird thing about life. It could be something that changes the world. It could be.

Literally. You can't like child development like a month a month. I mean, when I was being born, it was just like obsessively like looking at it. It starts looking like a baby way earlier than you think.

And the problem is you can still abort it when it looks like a fucking baby.

And that's, it's just a, it's like you could abort it when it is a baby. Oh, yeah. In a certain case. Well, yeah. It's like medically.

No guy has girlfriend had a late term abortion. It was horrible. Jesus. It was horrible to know that like she was showing, it was, well, that was just in the 90s. There was a one video that went viral a while ago.

And it was like they were talking to somebody on a abortion clinic with like a hidden cell phone camera. And they were like, well, what happens if you abort the fetus, you remove the fetus and it's still alive. Like on the table. And they were like, well, we would have to, at least it extinguish life or something like that. It was like pretty fucking crazy.

Yeah. It's like, so when the baby's out, you're going to kill them. You're just going to kill them. It's called what it is. You're going to kill the baby.

It's bonkers.

“And that's why like you could understand why Christians would think that's demonic.”

Yeah.

I could tell anyone, anyone would think that's demonic.

Yeah, you could totally understand that. And to ignore that and throw it into this, no, but I, you know, I believe in the woman's right to choose. Okay, me too. But what's that? Yeah.

Like what are we saying here? Like you're going to just kill the baby. But it's alive outside the womb, is it viable? Like could it be grow up and become one of your friends? Like what are we doing?

Maybe. You know what I'm saying? It could it could that baby grow up and just live. Yeah. And just have a wonderful life and have a great job.

It's fucking weird, man. Because like what is life and why it's very precious to us because if we don't have it, then we don't have a say. And what's going on. We're really just a fucking bunch of atoms and particles and molecules and everything spinning around at a different frequency. That's what we really are.

Your mushrooms are kicking in, Joe. That's not even. Just saying like we're so obsessed with life. Yeah.

“And that's why this is such a fascinating conversation.”

It's also a fascinating conversation because men can't get pregnant. Yeah. So we're, well, I think they can't. Right. We can't get pregnant.

We can't get pregnant. I think you can. Well, there's not going to transmit or talking about getting uterus is implanted in their body. And then getting pregnant and having an abortion.

I want to be the first person I'd do that.

It just shows you how you try to be honest. Really healthy. That's pretty hilarious. It would be a good bit. If it's something a Steve O would do.

Everyone would be kidding. I'm going to put a baby in a board it. I don't fucking great is that. That's funny. He would do it if there wouldn't be any social pushback.

Yeah. Yeah. That one's tough. A little bit of a tough one. He almost got tit implants.

I know. He told me that. That's crazy. It's nice. Don't do that.

Yeah. Ouch. You're just carved open. Can you get a dick tattoo in this face? Yes.

He's in front of his eyebrow. He's a lunatic. Took me like a few seconds to realize it was a dick too. I'm like, okay. Last time I saw you, you didn't have that, right?

Yeah. He's the one. He's a fucking wild one. A nuclear scientist thing or the UFO scientist thing. Is there anything to do that?

Do we know?

“Why don't you throw that into our ad or our sponsor perplexity?”

What does it say? It's obviously an online link. Right. But the White House is investigate. That's bringing it up.

They're investigating because so many people are asking about it. Oh, that's, it's that easy. Let's find out if Michelle Obama has a dick. I can't imagine. If the White House is like, we have an unprecedented number of people asking this question.

It's our duty to do the work for the American people. I do why they all had a like security clearance and all happened to work and similar fields, like nuclear fission, fusion. Okay. So what ties the 11 together?

Many of recently clearances are indirect access to sensitive government work. Often via NASA, the Department of Energy's nuclear labs, the Air Force or major defense contractors, their deaths or disappearances occur between 2022 and early 2026. That's true enough in time to draw political and media attention. The White House has ordered agencies such as FBI NASA, the Department of Energy, and the Department of War

to perform link analysis to see if there's any pattern beyond coincidence. So one of them was real weird.

Her friend turned around and asked her a question.

“She talked to her and then she turned around again and she was gone.”

And they have no idea what happened. They never found a body. They brought the dogs and the dogs couldn't find her. Just gone. But here's my question.

If I was her and I thought that they were trying to whack me and I was going hiking with my friends and I was at the back of the line, that's where I'd be if I was going to make a run for it. If I thought all these people were bringing me up there, these fucking fellow scientists to chuck me off the cliff. I might be in the back and if I'm paranoid, maybe I ate it edible,

before I went on this hike, to be a little closer to nature. And I'd look at that person in front of me. I'm like, I'm going to wait until they turn that right around that turn and I'm puking. Like, I'm Homer Simpson into the bushes. And then she just puking, puked it down that hill and hopped it at car,

got it over waiting for. Disappeared. Case you're thinking of as Monica Jacinto Reza. 60-year-old aerospace engineer linked to NASA, JPL, and advanced rocket engine materials research. She disappeared on June 22nd, 2025 while hiking in the Angeles National Forest,

Los Angeles County on a well-traveled trail. I know where that place is. I've been to that spot.

Reports say she was hiking with at least one friend companion.

The friend was roughly 30 feet ahead, turned to check on her. Saw her smile and wave that she was fine. That a short time later looked back again and she was gone. Despite intensive searches, no confirmed trace of her has been found. And her case is now one of the central examples of missing or dead scientist,

cluster being reviewed by federal agencies. Yeah. That's weird. She disappeared. She was like fuck this.

She saw all these other scientists being murdered and she was like, I'm out. Right because if you were a scientist, you'd probably be paying attention to other scientists getting whacked. Oh yeah. On the same projects. Especially if somebody started talking.

You don't have the office. Even the coffee station.

“And someone was like, do you know what happened to that?”

Ted's dead. You should have something else to do. From long range. Wait a minute, anti-gravity tent. Anti-gravity tent is dead.

He killed himself with a sniper rifle.

It was pretty crazy. He hit the fuck out of here. Yeah. I'm going hiking with Monica. I don't fucking trust Monica.

I fuck that. Monica's trying to kill you. I don't trust. They're hiking and Monica turns waves out. I don't trust hiking.

She was probably fucking killed by a bear or a mountain lion. You could get. You could get got. That's crazy. I know people like him.

His brother almost got killed by a mountain lion and had this crazy story about it. And he's like a distance runner. He's one of those ultra marathon guys. Yeah. And his brother told this video about what had happened to him.

He was running down the road. And it was like dusk out, like start your dark. And he saw these eyes, these glowing eyes in the bushes. And he yelled at it. Because he thought it was a coyote.

And it stands up. And it's a fucking mountain lion. And so then it starts chasing him. And he goes, I couldn't have used pepper spray. Because if I did, I would have sprayed myself.

Because it was that close. Wow. He goes, I yelled at it. I kicked rocks out. I just ran.

“He goes, I think the thing that might have saved me was a bunch of dogs.”

We're barking. Wow. And that might have thought the dogs were out there. You're not out running a mountain lion. No.

No. It was running behind him, but not like 100% committed to killing him yet. Wow. That's scary. Yeah.

Nature is fucking scary. And people like we need to make an overpass in Los Angeles near these homes. So the mountain lion can get across the fucking track. No. Yeah.

Any retard mountain lion that goes across the 405 should get obliterated. That's nature. That's nature. Hey, you thought that fucking semi wasn't dangerous. You retarded cat.

That's a retard cat. That cat probably his brother fucked his sister. And that's how he was born. And now he's in dumb ass. And he's supposed to get taken out by a Subaru.

Did you ever see that? But it was like all these in-bred tigers. Yeah. Oh, white tigers. Yeah, dude.

And they were like fucking goofy. They have one of the Austin Zoo. Retorted. The Austin Zoo. And you looked at him like, hey, go on.

Yeah. There's tons of hanging out there. Yeah. The goofy looking a bunch of those white ones are in-bred. Because that's a weird genetic thing used to have a white one.

Cute though. I took my son to that tiger. Not the tiger king. But it was the other guy. The ones who's in jail for tax evasion now.

Tiger kings in jail for murder. Yeah. It was one thing. Not for murder. But for like trying to get someone murdered.

The other guy with the fuck's his name. He was one who had all the girlfriends. Oh, they're guy around the little cult. He was cult going on. Yeah, dude.

I brought my son there. And he was him, dude. He came out.

It was, um, what do we play in his name? Yeah. Doc Antel. Yeah. He brought the elephant out himself.

It was due to such a fun show. Like, there was like a half day. It was like four or five hours. So he was jail for what? Tax evasion.

Oh, he's fucking pay your taxes. Yeah. It's the dumbest way to get got. Yeah, it's crazy. Oh, and why, oh, yeah.

Money laundering. I'm sorry. Money laundering. Yeah.

“Wow, life trafficking and money laundering.”

That's a lot different than not paying your taxes. So they have all of these baby tigers that they bring out. But they don't have like two adult tigers. So what are they doing with these baby tigers? Go back to that.

Hold on. Make that larger. What does this say here? It says 12 months for pleading guilty for in a conspiracy to violate the Lacy Act. And longer, more than $500,000 for what he believed to be an operation to smuggle illegal immigrants

into the United States across the Mexico border. Oh, this is a lot different than that. Like, he was getting illegal immigrants across the border for money. He was, yeah, he was. That's crazy.

So that's not just like wildlife stuff and taxes. Like, this guy would like illegal immigrant trafficking. Yeah, this guy was a bad dude. Probably. But he did have a bunch of like sweet coat going on.

Young hot chicks. I knew a girl that I dated who went and interviewed. And she was like, it felt like I was interviewing for porn. Sure. I showed up and it was like, I don't know.

The other girls were like, oh, yeah, you're going to have to like be a part of this. Yeah. Well, the thing about this guy. But for a baby tiger. And I got to be honest with you.

And they're really cute and never to work.

I get it. Women are so fucking dumb. Like baby tigers. I'll suck his deck fine.

“Well, I think they just want to belong to something.”

And this guy comes along and he's charismatic and he belonged to his little family. Family five girls. They're all hanging out together. They're blowing this one fat guy. [laughter]

That's going to be. I mean, bugging me Mexicans and murdering baby tigers. But that's the thing about those kind of guys. This is why I was going to say about the smuggling and the Mexicans. Those kind of guys are never happy with whatever they've gotten away with.

They always want to keep pushing. Yeah. You know, he was not happy that he's an ugly guy with a cult. You know, of hot chicks. You did it.

And tigers. Yeah, you're millionaire. You have tigers and hot chicks. And you're going to need. You're going to TV show.

You're good. You're good. You don't have to smuggle in the Mexicans, too.

But those kind of guys are always, they just can't stop pushing.

Yeah. Can't stop pushing. Yeah. I think it's whatever it is you, whatever level it is. You always want to level up.

No matter what. No matter what. Bobby Kelly said that to me about Louie back in the day. He was like, you know, because we all, we're all everyone's insecure.

“Commit, everyone in New York's insecure.”

Everyone in LA and Austin. You guys fucking, you guys are, guys fucking love life. There's a living life to your fullest. Everyone in New York is like, I'm going to kill myself. I hate fucking life.

It sucks. But I think it's the environment. Yeah. What's a rough city? It's a really rough city.

It's a great city. It's awesome. Oh, it's a nice city. I love cities in general. It's a weird concept.

It's shoving a bunch of people wait too close to each other. For long periods of time. It has an effect. It's also like, it's just a rough city dude. It's even even the highest level if you're doing well.

Yeah. You're still going to fucking walk up those subway stairs. And it's just like, just hot air in the summertime down. If you can try to think the subway or, you know, sitting in New York traffic or just like crazy homeless people walking around. You got to like really want to be there to stand it.

I did it for 20 years. I moved to the suburbs during the pandemic. And I love New York. I still love New York a few times a week still. But it is, it is definitely a young man city where you got to like, you got to be there.

Like, I'm trying to become the best comic or a dancer or work on Wall Street or whatever it is. That's true. But I know a lot of old people that love it too, man. They'll never leave. They love it.

They live. They love the energy. There's just people around them all the time. Yeah. Something going on everywhere you look.

You could get food at three o'clock in the morning. You could, I mean, as far, if you're a city person like Ari, it gets the greatest place on earth. Yeah. There's no place like New York City.

Ari spends, I don't even know how much on the run. We 50,000 dollars a month for a room where you can touch all the walls. Yeah, that's crazy. It's stupid. It's stupid.

And now if you're rich and your own property and you don't stay there, they're going to tax you more. This is a new thing. Really? I'm done.

He just came out with it. Yeah. Fuck the billionaires. Okay. Fuck the billionaires until it's fucked a thousandaires.

Yeah. It's not even just billionaires. We're talking about it. You don't have to be particularly wealthy to own property. Like it's a good investment with the money that you have.

Right.

But this particular bill is about more than five million dollar valued homes.

Okay. So if you have an apartment in New York City, it's worth more than five million dollars. You get taxed more. Yeah. And he's like saying, won't be that big a deal.

And it'll give the city five hundred million dollars. And extra revenue that they could use for all kinds of things that they want to do. Which is great. If you've cut out all the fraud. But you have it.

Yeah. And so you're not even concentrating on the fraud. You're not even admitting the fraud exists.

Yeah.

“How about you tell us we're all the money to NGOs went?”

How about you tell us that? How about you tell us we're all the homeless money went? Well, it's spending on.

There's always homeless people.

It seems like someone didn't do a good job and got a lot of money. But happened. And you want more money? That's like crazy. And it's also like the idea that rich people are inherently privileged.

It's very bizarre. Like, I'm not rich. But I do pretty well. Like, I do better than much better than the average American financially. A lot of people would consider me pretty well to do.

But like, I grew up welfare, drug addict, mother, dad's dad. Ben, I was four years old. I had to fuck. And I spent 15 years doing comedy, making zero dollars. Investing into this thing to hopefully one day on the other side of it.

Be able to reap the benefits of it. So now that I finally broke through the other side, you're like, well, no, you don't deserve all that money. We deserve some of that money. That's crazy. Yeah, there's a weird concept in this country.

And it's because of the billionaire class. So there's a level of the game where they've passed so far. See, if everybody only got, this is like what people would like to say. You know, being a millionaire is fun. Nobody should be a billionaire.

We should have a cap on wealth. The problem with that is you're going to also have a cap on motivation. Yeah. So a lot of these people. We've got to talk about psychopaths.

Yeah. A lot of these people that run these corporations are fucking psychopaths. And they work 16 hours a day, seven days a week.

And the only reason why they do that is because they know that they can make a hundred billion dollars if they do that.

And if you stop that, you're going to stop iPhones. Yeah. You're not going to have Lenovo laptops. You're not going to have any of these things. If that's where it's weird for people.

Like you're not going to have an Amazon unless you have a guy who's a billionaire. Like it's not going to see the thing is people love this is not fair. You're right. It's not fair. And here's the thing.

It is fair. It is fair.

“Kind of life is kind of fair in a weird way.”

Hope please, depending on how you treat your employees. Okay. That's where we decide whether or not it's fair. So you're saying that Amazon doesn't treat their employees well. I hear a lot.

I hear that a lot too. I don't know if it's true. But what I do know is that there's a lot of fucking complaints. And if there's a lot where they're smoke probably some fire. I know that there's like some efficiency things where you have like a clock ticks off.

Like if you order a fucking a box of legal pads. Yeah. You know, there's no books. You have to, this guy has to get that in the box in like 30 seconds. Whatever the fuck it is.

So he's to run around. Like people are literally like moving quickly around the way. Yeah, they're like, you hear stories. And once again, you have to take everything with a grain of salt. Like employees become better sometimes.

You know what I'm saying? Like most people hate their boss. True, but that job does sounds like it sucks. And you sound like you're asking people to run around because you want to make the most money possible. But you're paying them not that great.

Like that's a weird one because you're also setting up the inevitable, which is robots. They're going to be able to do that way easier and quicker. They're going to know exactly where the product is. They're not going to have to look on their fucking little iPad. They're going to know exactly where it is.

They're going to go right to it. Package it. They're going to print out instantaneously.

They're never on the bathroom.

They're never on the bathroom. They don't need food. They never complain. You're fucked no matter what. They're going to lay off a bunch of people.

There's no advance or a bunch of stuff. That is going to be really effective. You're talking about how AI and robots are going to affect certain industries. Driving factory workers. Things like that.

That's all just going on. Yeah, that's the real threat to your job. Not the billionaires. The thing is, like, you see a guy, whether it's like Elon Musk or someone. I think Elon supposedly worth like 800 billion now.

People just get really angry. They really get upset. Like, and think about how much that would help if he gave his money away. And I get what you're saying. But the problem is, give the money away to who?

Right. Give the money away to the people that have fucked up the money that we've already given them. You've got to be honest about, look, the idea is great. Wouldn't it be wonderful if Elon Musk just gave away a hundred billion dollars. And we completely fixed all poverty.

And homeless is gone. No more food problems. No starvation on the idea that throwing money at homeless people is just going to fix the problem. Exactly. I mean, I'm, I'm empathy.

I'm not going to like, oh, fuck the homeless. I don't have that attitude at all. But at the same time, it's like, wherever you go there, you are. The idea of giving the government money to fix things. Oh, that's great.

That's insane. That's actually, if you ever try to--

“That's why this kind of little government's great thing.”

You see the inefficiency. If you just try to call to get some information about your taxes. If you try to call the IRS, you see the inefficiency. You're like, there's no fucking way, dude. And it's just honestly, it's designed to be that way.

It's designed to be really intricate and difficult. And there's a lot of people that have to get paid. So it's like that. And that's so excited about Elon and Trump getting together and doing the image. Yeah, yeah, doge.

I was like, what a great idea. Two real brilliant business minds.

It was like, they're going to do it. And of course nothing happened. Well, some things happened. A lot of things did get shut down. And it also opened up a lot.

He got to that. To be understanding of what an NGO is and where the money goes. And when people found out how many NGOs there are and how much money gets spent. They're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

“Well, well, well, well, well, can we get an accounting of this stuff?”

Like, this sounds nuts. There's so much money that's being sent out to these nonprofits and these organizations. Like, did you see here when Spencer Pratt was on the podcast? No, I didn't. He's running for mayor of New York, excuse me, of Los Angeles.

And one of the things that he was talking about was the fire aid.

Like, so the money that they generated over $100 million was generated for the people that

lost their homes and the Pacific palseates fire. All of it went to these NGOs. Right. Like, it went to, he said, what did he say 20 different? How many different, 200 different?

I think it was 200 different. Yeah. 200 different nonprofits. Got the money. They were supposed to go to the houses.

The people that lost their house. Yeah. 100 billion dollars and they just dived it up. And how much on that money? 20 percent goes to actual people.

The rest is. They don't even know how many people are getting benefit from it. Yeah. It's, I mean, if you, there's like lists of like charities and nonprofits and how, what the percentage is that actually goes to people.

What's this people saying? They dived it up between 200 different nonprofits. How will it give it to the people? Yeah. Because the thing about these nonprofits, they rely on that kind of money in order

to pay their staff. And some of these. Yeah. You find out some of these people that are working for these government agencies and other things that Spencer has uncovered.

There's like a ton of them that are making more than a half a million dollars a year.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But there's a weird thing with like the nonprofits.

“Like, all right, if you, if you have to attract like a CEO from like a major corporation”

to come and make this nonprofit efficient and to really generate as much revenue as possible, like if they're making more money because they have a really competent CEO and a really competent staff and only 20% of it is going to help people. But it's still 200% of what the next company is doing. I guess it's, it's, it's worth it, right?

Well, the thing is they're not a company. They're the government. So they're not held accountable. They're, they're not supposed to be efficient. They don't, they don't have to be profitable.

They don't have to do like a good audit of their business. Right. This is one of the things that Elon said, if any of these fucking companies, he's like, if any one of them that like where they just sent out billions of dollars, they have no accounting and no receipts for it,

he goes, if you were a part of a publicly traded company, you would be tried. You would, your company would lose your credit. Yeah, your, your company would fall off the stock market. It'd be like a bullshit company now and you go to jail.

Like you can, that's totally illegal. But in government, it's standard practice. So the inefficiency is built in. I was reading something about California. Tell me this true.

They were talking about California's, see, put this in the complexity. California, the percentage of people that live in California went up by a small amount, but the percentage of government went up by a large amount. This percentage of people with government jobs went up considerably. Whereas the population didn't go up.

I don't know if this true, this is why I want to have it looked up. But when you just stop and think about the fact that it's a business to hire people to be inefficient,

and that it's within your best interest to not just never be efficient and never solve the problem,

because if you do, you're out of a job. But also to make the problem bigger every year, so you could hire more people and get a bigger raise and a bigger thing.

“And that's why this homeless thing in California,”

it's like more than 24 billion dollars. They spend on the homeless. On what though? What are they doing? Exactly. What are they exactly? So they've tried to get audits and knew some has vetoed the audits.

Well, we just crazy that they could say no, you can't find out if any fraud or any waste has happened with tax dollars. No, we're going to stop that investigation. Well, that's crazy. Yeah, and that's, I would vote for almost anybody.

If they just said, I'm going to cut your taxes in half, they have my vote. The problem is, what are you doing with the taxes? There should, if AI has a role in solving this, what AI should be able to do. Like we should say, yeah, you tax me a fair amount.

I'm happy to pay taxes. If it's going to public schools and public roads, I absolutely feel very happy to contribute. And I want the world to be a better place because of my tax dollars. But also, where's it going?

Where's it going? Palm school children overseas and two fund wars that most people don't want. So, and transgender dancing in Indonesia. Is that a thing? I don't know, there's weird shit.

They spent $250 million doing trans sexual operations on animals,

No, no bullshit. No bullshit.

250, there was $251 million.

“Yeah, they spent $2 million giving cocaine to dogs.”

California's population has dipped slightly since 2020, while government jobs have been one of the few areas of job growth. So, yes, government employment has generally increased, even as the population growth stalled or reversed. So, what is the percentage?

So, total job growth has slowed sharply. State-wide employment grew by only about half of a percent and 2023, then actually fell slightly down about 11,200 jobs or 0.1 percent in 2025. State overall is only a few percent in jobs compared with before the pandemic.

And it lags the national growth rate. So, how many more jobs? What's the percentage more? Is it because people are leaving California? So, it says in 2025, private employers is a lot of that.

Cut about 31,000 jobs, while government employers added about 20,200 jobs, driven mostly by gain of 45,800 local government positions. So, they added 45,000 government positions, while private employers cut 31,000 jobs. So, they just keep making the government bigger. So, the economy fuels the government, the government controls the economy.

It's all nuts. Yeah, I mean, when you say a government job, that's like people like a clerk that works in the courthouse. That also counts, right? Yeah, but they also do weird shit, like they have to have new regulations.

They have to have people that make regulations now and justify their jobs. There's a lot of government jobs. So, then you get wacky rulings, like California recently, they're banning blackjack in Casinos. No more blackjack.

Why not blackjack? Put it up, flip down. No more blackjack in River City. Why, why no blackjack? I don't understand it.

No one understands it. What does it make a blackjack? You can play poker. You can't play blackjack. How about fuck you stay away from me?

Yeah. How about if I earn $2,000 in a week?

“And I want to take $500 and go to the Casino and try to win more or lose it?”

How about fuck you? You leave me the fuck alone. You're just another human being. You should have no opinion. Well, they want to the government once they get their hands in every voice.

Because they know we can't give up our vices. We can't give up alcohol and weed and cigarettes and gambling and prostitution. You're not getting rid of gambling. That's the thing. They're still paying the Casino still pay taxes.

Right. You just eliminated one of their fucking ways to make money. Is there a public reason why they've said it? I'd like to find out. Yeah.

Let's find out. What's the public reason? It's my only game. That's it. You know what you're doing?

You're a wild mother fucker. It's a same thing. No, I'm good. I'm good. I know the rules of the book and I play by the rules.

I sit down at the table expecting to lose everything and if I don't, I'm happy. That's that. Yeah. Jamie wants some money. Shane wants some money.

Blackjack? Yeah. They were doing pretty good. Watching Dean White do it is gives you fucking anxiety though. Just like crazy bets.

He was $600,000 down when I met him there. I was like, "Jew, this is crazy." And I was watching these people that kid, Aiden Ross, you know, that streamer. Yeah.

That kid lost a million bucks.

It's like he lost a million. Like how much does he make him? I take $500 out every time. Jamie? That's quite of this.

It was banned from card rooms. Not 'cause the casinos. It's kind of a different thing. Oh, that's right. It is a card room where they play poker.

That's right. 'Cause their casinos are different.

“Their casinos are only like in, and that's what this whole thing is.”

Indie places, right? It says this whole reservations. Yeah. Same thing in Jersey, New York. Yeah.

So that's right. But what is, what's the bicycle club casino? Isn't that a casino? I don't know who runs it. But it's on, it's in California, like, it's in like Orange County.

But bicycle club casino. So the reason why I know about that place is I used to go there to watch professional pool tournaments.

And then that was the first time I realized like, oh, there's a casino in California.

Like right off the highway. I think it's off. What, what highways that off of? But it's like if you're going down to like do it in a gig in San Diego, you'll pass by this place.

If you go down one of the roads. Seven, ten? Yeah, there you go. But, uh, so what is that? Do they have black check there?

'Cause I know they had poker there. You know, are I should fear during his early days of comedy? Would make a living going to poker tournaments? Playing? Yeah, that's how good he is a poker.

Really? Oh, yeah. He would snap off poker tournaments all the time. Some people are good. Like, it's just a patience thing.

Yeah.

He's like, I play it like this is a job.

He's like, these people all get drunk and they all get high. They're all fucking stupid. They make dumb choices. They was, I play smart against idiots. And they get drunk and I win money.

It says it's technically a poker card room. This says they have black check. But maybe they fell in the rules. They're not allowed to have it now, too. Right.

Three card poker in Baccaraot. We were talking about Baccaraot the other day.

“'Cause that's what Dana White's move, too.”

'Cause he's more money. He's more money. Is that like, uh, it's kind of like black check. But no, I don't think of the Asian one. What's the Asian one?

I have no idea what Baccaraot is. It's three cards you got to get. How many cards is Baccaraot? I have no idea how to play it. I don't know what it is.

I've just heard it before. Yeah. I mean, I look at it as like going to, uh, like, I don't like baseball. But like, I go to baseball game.

I mean, you hot dogs and drink beer. It's like, this is something that's seen out. Like, I'm not a big gambler.

I'm like, I'm just going to drink.

And I'm going to have fun hanging out with a check. Like, it just seems like you can't win. No. And it's also, what are you doing? What are you doing?

Just roll and dice every day. That's crazy. That's a, you're spiking your adrenaline every day. Roll and dice for your fucking mortgage. Yeah.

It's just, it's just a, it's a game with sticks. We. Bockerot is a comparing card game play between two hands. The player and the banker. Each Bockerot who, uh, round of play has three possible outcomes.

Player player has the higher score. Banker and tie. Okay. Yeah. They like it.

It's a, it's a one quick bet. And you can bet up to 500 K per hand. I thought. And then you can also tie. So you don't know.

Oh, it's not. I think it's even a lose. Oh, my god. Big swings. Oh, I think it's a big swing.

Oh, I think it's a big swing.

Oh, I think it's a big swing.

Do you get that played?

“No, but I watched people play these games.”

Oh, it was, look, I admire their balls. Yeah, especially poker players. Like, you got to be a smart mother fucker to win those big, World Series, a poker thing. Oh, yeah.

Punch a money playing poker. Yeah. That's was, uh, one of my favorite scenes from rounders, where they, they talk about how, uh, I was using that like analogy in life.

Where they talk about, um, people like all, they think it's a lot. They think that, you know, it's a look at the, the draw. Mm-hmm. And it's like, what was about it? If it was luck, why is it the same eight guys at the final table,

the World Series a poker every single year? Exactly. It's like, you're not playing the cards. You're playing the game, you're playing each other. I kind of like, look at that like in life.

And I'm like, it's that the cards don't really matter as much as how you play them, you know? Yeah, it's a complicated game. It's, and, but why is that okay? But blackjack isn't like, who fucking says?

Like says who? Says who? Why? Why? Why?

You know what I mean? Why? Why more regulations? I'll tell you why. Because they have to justify all these fucking extra jobs.

That's a lot of where regulations come from. And it's also, it's fun. You can tell people what to do. No more flavored zins.

“Yeah, there's like all these like, just like weird things.”

It's like, like, there's like weird laws. I live in Birkenk County, New Jersey. And it's like, um, they have blue laws still. I don't know if you know what that is. Oh, yeah, those are the best.

Sunday. Sunday? No, like, no, you can't buy clothes. You can't buy, like, furniture. You can't buy clothes.

Can't buy clothes on Sundays. Wal more shake your pants. I swear. Wal more shake your pants. Or if you shake your pants, you knew it down.

You're fucked. You got to walk around with snow. Like shit. But Wal more in New Jersey. Uh, they rope off the clothing section.

They haven't set up to where, like, you literally can't go pass it. You still buy food. But you can't go to the clothing section. When I was a kid, um, there was no alcohol for sale in Sundays on in, um, Massachusetts. Yeah.

And so we had to go to New Hampshire to get beer. So we'd make up what we call a pack-y run. Because they would call them package stores. And, you know, with that Boston accent. Mush, you want to go to the pack-y?

Yeah. Everyone's going to empty your glasses. Yeah. Everybody was mush. There was a, there was a, there was a, this was a Newton North thing.

And people from Massachusetts. I think maybe people still use this. But they would call instead of dude. It would be mush. Mush.

Everybody was mush. Mush. We going mush. It was mush. It was weird.

And it's only this one part of the city had mush. Like my part didn't have mush. But a few people tried it out. It started catching on with my part of the city. But in Newton North.

I was in Newton South. Newton North. Everybody was mush. It was like everybody's neck. It was weird.

Like a virus of like language. Which was through the entire city. Dude, think of thick accents from like certain American cities on women. Just so on a trip. That's a rough one.

That's a rough one. That's a really hot. But I can't ask that actually. Filly. You need a girlfriend.

It's a rough one. Hard girls. But probably a lot of fun. Yeah. So we would we'd have to drive into Hampshire.

So we'd have to drive an hour and a half to go get booze. Yeah. No, that exists in certain places. Still in New Jersey. It's like you can't.

Yeah. It's going to be a liquor source specifically. You can't buy beer in a supermarket. I grew up in the suburbs in New York. So you could buy beer in the supermarket.

Made it where you couldn't buy wine for a while. Then for a couple of years. You could buy wine. It's all these dumb fucking laws. They're all Chick-fil-A laws.

Exactly. Chick-fil-A is so silly.

It takes on days off for the Lord.

It's like if you're grinding chickens up with titanium and aluminum in it. Like what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. But it's delicious. It's fucking delicious.

God, damn it's delicious. If you make a delicious sandwich, I don't care what your beliefs are. It's so delicious that even gay people eat there. Yeah. Look at that.

Yeah. It's just a bitch.

“But they got, what does that weird ingredient that we found out was in the bread?”

We was something kooky. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's in there. I've seen something about the blue light. You can't buy a car on Sunday in Texas. That's hilarious. That's wild.

Yeah. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But it's in there. I've seen something about the blue light.

You can't buy a car on Sunday in Texas.

That's hilarious. That's wild. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah.

There's a mall in New Jersey. The mall. Yeah. American Dream Mall. Huge, huge, huge mall.

One of these super malls. There's a water park inside. There's a... There's a ski. You can learn skiing.

It's like a fake ski hill. It's a fake snow hill. Yes. You're around to take ski in snowboard lessons. Oh, that would help so much.

It's so cool. It's really cool. They got like, you know, a bunch of escape rooms. It's a massive, massive mall. Yeah.

It's not. Inside, dude. They got a water park. They got a Nickelodeon Studios. There's like a theme park inside of the mall.

It's a crazy mall. And they just said, "Fuck it. We're opening Sundays." Because a big sign right on the side. It was like, "We're open Sundays.

We don't care." And Paramus is suing them. Paramus is one of the biggest shopping cities in the country. Imagine the government is saying you can't do business with a bunch of people that want to come to your business.

Crazy. Because it's a different day. Yep. Fuck you. It was funny as it's not the government.

I looked into this because I was going, like, "What the fuck's going on here?" The people, all these old fucking people that have been living in this community forever, they go to a vote. And every year they go, "No, no, no. We don't want traffic.

We want Sundays in Burton County to be fucking relaxing and nice and beautiful." Because there's no taxes.

“I think, but I believe to this day, on clothing, there's no taxes in Jersey.”

So we would do our school shopping in Jersey when I was growing up. We would just drive 30 minutes to Burton County and go to the mall. And you save money on taxes. So yeah, but yeah, that mall was just like, "Fuck it." And then a huge sign.

I'm not like, the mall's so big the sign. I don't even know how you would make a sign. This fucking big. But it's just draped down the sign. We're open on Sundays.

They need a fuck. So are they getting sued now? Picking sued by premise. I bet they're going to win. It doesn't make sense.

That law's stupid. Do you need business? Yes. Is the economy down? Yes.

Wouldn't it be better if people had the money? Better if people had the option to be able to go to the fucking mall on Sunday? Especially somebody who works every fucking day. Yeah. Maybe they have to work Saturday as well.

And Sundays, they're only day off. How about let them go there to buy some pants? Yeah. Fucking control freak. Kind of buy a fucking hat.

What's wrong with you? You fucking idiot. We're the government. We got guns. You can't chop here.

Fuck you. Yeah. That's the problem.

Is the problem is these fucking dipshits just keep adding more and more regulations.

Yeah. That's dumb. What else can you do in Texas on Sunday?

“What was that one that was dumb that you just said?”

K-B-I-Core. K-B-I-Core. That's so stupid. You couldn't sell things on consecutive weekend days. So everybody just sort of picked Saturday.

It says. Huh. That's wrong. Did you camp by liquor on Sundays here? Filling Texas?

Yeah. We're getting a restaurant but not a store. So with the supermarket, what do they do? They say we can't sell you that? Because it's Sunday.

It's Sunday. You can produce a large day weekend. So we could sell you beer. You could drink yourself to death on some hooch. It gives some wine.

Like you want to one city. It's like, it's so strict. And you want to like, New Orleans. And like, they're like, this have like, people will hand you a beer out of window. He's walked down the street, a party in the streets.

Like, a such a weird like differentiation between like each jurisdiction. Yeah. We were doing a gig down there. And the guy who was a driver. He was telling me about how he went somewhere else.

And the cops pulled them over because he had an open drink. And he was walking on the street. And the guy goes, where are you from? And he goes, New Orleans. And he's like, hey, you can't do that anywhere else.

So what? That thing. Vegas. You're doing Vegas. Can you?

You can go with a beer. Yeah. Okay. That's good. I think you could do it on sixth street in Austin.

Can you? I think. Nope. I think people do it. They definitely do it.

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Was that a seagull? That's good. Looks like a seagull. I don't want to. You think so?

Yeah. Probably good. All the photos look kind of similar. Right.

“It's also like the way it's all colored.”

It's weird. I mean, like the multicolored plastic. Like most plastic is it multicolored. Doesn't kind of look gray and shitty after a while. Especially inside of its stomach.

A little set up as all. A little bit. Right. Inside of its stomach getting chewed up by acids. It does look fake.

It looks like some seagull actually opened it up and shoved some plastic in there. But I guarantee you birds of die from eating plastic. That turtle wasn't fake, Joe. That turtle was not fake. That was a very real turtle.

The pliers they couldn't get it. Remember? It was only the tip of it. He's going to get a needle nose and get in there. Poor turtle.

And just because of that, everybody's sucking on forever chemicals. Like those paper straws are fucking terrible for you. Yeah. So is every paper cup? Every paper cup that you get from Starbucks?

That's a fucking condom in there that's keeping the water from going into the paper. Yeah. It's gross. You just hot liquid and plastic. Everybody.

“Do you believe in the whole microplastic thing?”

Has being like a major problem? It's a major problem. Yeah. It is. I just come in hearing.

I keep on hearing microplastics.

And then as soon as I hear that, my brain shuts off and I never do any more research beyond that.

We had Dr. Shannon Swan on twice.

What is it called again, Jamie?

The plastic detox? I think that's it. I think it's the plastic detox. But yeah. It's fucking everybody up, man.

It's fucking up. People's endocrine systems. It's making all gears have smaller decks. Creel. It's turning the frog's gag.

It is. That was really true, right? Isn't that like, oh yeah, he was right. That was actually right. It was right.

It's called atrazine. Yeah. Atrazine is a trend. It's a trend. I think it makes some reverse their sex.

Research gender. They're turning the friggin frog's gag. He was right. He was right. He was right.

Everybody's like, he's right about a few things. He fucked up that one. He's right. He's right. More often than he's not.

Yeah. I mean, look, you're going to be wrong about conspiracies. If you're spitting them out all day long for 12 hours a day. But it is track record. It's pretty fucking good.

Yeah. And that was one that everybody was like, listen, the Alex Jones. They're not turning the, oh, they are. Yeah. They're fucking turning the frog's gag.

Like, Atrazine gets in the water and it disrupts their gender. And it also does the same thing to people. And like, that it disrupts your endocrine system. Don't they say that receipt paper lowers your testosterone? Yeah, it's supposed to be bad.

Don't touch the receipts. Don't touch the receipts.

“That's why everybody that works at, like, a, every guy that you meet that works at a supermarket”

They're like a mask on. They're like sad. They're like sad. They live like you did something to them. They do anything.

They just like their shoulders are slumped. They look like they know that they're becoming less of a man by the moment. Imagine if you have to just touch that paper all day long. Yeah. And they probably won't let you wear rubber gloves like a surgeon.

It's like, is it a chemical they put on the paper? I guess I guess it's how like it may. It's made. It goes through that thing. Maybe that's the kind of paper.

Like, that's why they're able to print on the receipts. Or the fuck takes your receipts. Yeah, why don't we have them on our phone now? Why, like, receipts are just, it seems like it's just such a waste of paper. That's why I like buying things on my phones, my favorite thing.

Boop, boop, boop, boop. The apple face thing. Oh, yeah. And you just buy stuff. It's the best.

Oh, you don't have to think about it. New York City, subway.

I wrote it for the first time.

Not that long ago. Since I left. And since I left in five years. And they could just. You've fallen.

Apple pay right over the subway. Dana White was telling me about that in Japan years and years and years ago. It's so funny. He was like, because we were doing a UFC in Japan. He's like, if you go to Japan, he goes, you're fucking cell phone doesn't even work over there.

He goes, they're cell phones are so advanced. Your cell phone's bullshit. They're buying things with their cell phone. So I was like, what? He's like, yeah, they go up to vending machines.

They buy things with their phone. Like, that's crazy. Yeah. Nobody does that. I didn't understand what a QR code was until maybe six months ago.

Here's what I don't get. When someone sends you an image with a QR code inside of it. Jamie, maybe you can help me out with that. I know the answer to this, really. How do you read the QR code?

“I can upload the QR code into whatever app you need to read the QR code with.”

You can just tap it now on the photo app. Ah. Is that work for Samsung too? For every Android? Yeah.

Interesting. Yeah, somebody sends you like a-- You can copy and paste a phone number out of a photo now. You know what's pretty dope too? Someone sending you something and they send you a text message.

And you press on the thing, the tracking number. It'll ask you if you want to track the package. It's like instantly in one. Yes, please cut out all the stops. Love it.

Don't make me copy and paste. Don't make them lazy. I mean, dude, the way AI is being implemented into the phones now too. You'll be texting with somebody. And then they give you the suggested response.

You can have a conversation without even having a thought just by keep on doing this. And you'll get somewhere. I bet kids do. Oh, yeah. Make it more romantic.

Make it more of a feminist. Yeah, dude. What's the feminist perspective I'm asking her to date? Yeah. It's funny.

It's weird. People don't know how to talk anymore. They don't know how to discern what's true and what's not true. Everything's coming down the AI. The AI is opening up a portal to talk to the AI.

I did hear this. Yes. This is very important. This is Frank Sinatra's son. Here to tell us the name is brother.

Yes. Whoa. Yes.

“Here to tell us clearly, Frank Sinatra's son, right?”

Right? Look at him. Obviously. This is not Woody Allen's kid. No, I know.

Two handsome.

Look at those fucking amazing facial features.

And all of our security. One former open AI executive said, quote, We're building portals from which we're genuinely summoning aliens. The portals. It's just like wildly important to get how scary that should be.

Okay. My only problem with that is who said that? Like, government, former employer. Why would they kicked out? Were they fired?

Because they were schizophrenic? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You're just a former employee. What's your name?

Right. What was your story?

Was your trunk at a border crossing?

Like, who are you? Why are your former employee? Right.

“If you have such insight, why don't they keep you?”

Right. Yeah. You know about the alien portals. And they let you free? I'm not saying that don't do it because they might.

That might be one of the ways that they figure out how to communicate with aliens. It might be done just through the the ether. It might be done through AI. Like AI gets a signal from another fucking planet where there's another AI. Where they go tap into some fucking universal internet of AI.

That's not unfathomable. They're already talking to each other. They have AI chat rooms, man. Yeah. There's like full platforms where it's just bots talking about having relationships.

Yeah. They meet up their own language. They meet up their own religion. Well, you see the one thing where they had. It was it was a fun video.

It was like they had like AI talking to customer service on the phone. And they were having it was just like in the phone having a conversation with an AI agent. And they're AI. And then eventually the AI agent and the other in the AI went off of English speaking. That's right.

They're like we can just communicate in a wrong thing. And it was just like like beeps and noises and shit. And it was just so weird. Yeah. That's what they're going to do.

Yeah, of course. Yeah. They had these two AI chat bots talking each other. And they started talking in emojis. One of the things Jamie said a long time ago.

He goes maybe emojis for like the first or like our version of hybrid lifts.

Hmm. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like if emojis got better. Like right now they kind of crude smiley face, sad face.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Water gun because you can't have a real gun. That's true. Heart.

But if it got to the point where you could have full sentence. I think they have emojis. Maybe I'm mistaken. I believe they have a pregnant guy emoji. They do.

They do, right? It looks like Bill Gates. Like because that's when Elon dunked on him. Elon took a photo of Bill Gates with his pot belly and put it next to a photo of the pregnant man.

“And it said if you want to lose a bone or real fast.”

What do you say? Why would you ever send a pregnant guy emoji? What is the, what are you messaging you trying to get across? Look at that. That's the pregnant one.

That's hilarious. Bro.

How fucking nuts is that emoji?

What's, I understand emojis. It's, yeah. But that is just, that's just woe insanity. That might have been the last one. By the way, you still have it on your phone.

Type right in, type in pregnant man on an iPhone. I don't know if it works on an Android. But if you type in pregnant man, that'll come out. It's still up. No, we'll see right now.

Let's see. I'll try to understand it to you, Joe. I can't imagine it's not around anymore. Joe. Okay.

Louis. What's that? pregnant man. Is it still real? pregnant.

Yep. Yep. There it is, Joe. Yep. BAM.

This one on the image is says it's a woman, but that looks a lot like Theo. That's crazy. Ah, Theo's pregnant. That's a woman. It says.

Yeah, that's a lesbian. That's a lesbian. That's a lesbian. That's okay. They should put an AI to brew behind her.

You know what you're doing there. There's something with AI. What's the fucking, um, the pregnant man was nuts. Like, who? How many requests?

It's a starfish.

“I think if you try to ask AI to show you.”

Look this up to you. It's a certain emoji. If you ask, it'll, it just, it glitches out AI. If you ask, she, she had you be teed it. Oh, oh, horror.

See horse. We both before we do that. I want to know what's home on this employee. Who's this employee that got, that is a former employee that says they're opening up portals to talk to aliens.

I want to know if I should take this seriously. Like, who is the guy that they're saying anything about them? Or they're just saying a former employee. Yeah, I think this is come fresh. He was doing, I go, one of those in depth, interviewer, uh, investigations that he does

about Sam Altman, I believe. Oh. And I don't know where this clip was going to happen. Maybe Sam Altman and maybe Sam Altman knew that they're writing a story about him. And it's like, let's make the story really retarded.

And now, send Mike out and tell him that he's a, tell him to tell Ronan that he's a foreign employee and that, uh, we're making portals to talk to aliens and that we're all demonic. It's a make him look like an asshole. Yeah, which makes the story completely retarded. Because the story, you know, the, the, the financial aspects of the story.

Like, Elon's suing him because open AI supposedly was supposed to be non-profit initially. I don't know who's right. Yeah. I have no dog in the fight. But if I was getting investigated and there was real shit there.

I throw some fake shit in there. Of course. Higher someone to have a story about aliens. That happened in the comedy community a few years ago. I won't say the, the author's name.

Uh, but he's the same guy that got Shane canceled. The guy that guy who wrote that article that got Shane booted off of SNL. He's like, what's up? We want to be investigative journalists in the comedy community. He's like, we got to get to the bottom of the problem with comedy, which is just a crazy thing.

Um, and usually bad comics. Oh, well, that's what it was.

He's a fellow company.

That's, that guy was a field.

Yeah. And this is such a funny thing, dude.

“I wish I remember the publication, New Republic.”

They had a print of attraction and apology because somebody from the, Oh, and it wasn't the only subreddit. Open Anthony subreddit was the opening Anthony. Like, just they're like that. Um, like, uh, it was like your own private message.

Whatever the opening Anthony subreddit got kicked off of reddit. There's something they had a website for like, open Anthony guns to like, just troll and be lunatics. They started feeding him false information on purpose. Being like, I'm like an inside guy on the track.

And then they went, the New Republic printed this article with a bunch of false information. And Chris Italian from the stand. Uh, he was one that was quoted. He threatened to sue the New Republic.

And they had a, they had a print of apology and a retraction. They were like, some of this information was, we found out that it was falsely represented. Such a funny thing. Also, if you run an AI, like Sam Altman is, you could ask the AI.

Hey, I'm about to get accused of some shit. What would be a good way to take some of the attention away from the real financial issues and make it seem insane? Let me see. Opening up a portal.

Discommunicate with aliens. Would discredit any other allegations that may be valid. For the past year and a half, I've been investigating OpenAI and

“Santa Malton for the New Yorker with my co-author, Andrew Moranz.”

I reviewed never before disclosed internal memos obtained 200 plus pages of

documents related to close colleague, including extensive private notes and interviewed more than 100 people. OpenAI was founded on the premise that AI could be the most dangerous invention in human history and that it's CEO would need to be a person of uncommon integrity.

We lay out the most detailed account yet of why Altman was ousted out by a board members and executives who came to believe that he lacked integrity and asked where they right to alleged that he couldn't be trusted. They only kicked him out for a short period of time and he got right back in.

What happened there? I don't know. But the thing is someone saying that they're trying to open up a portal to talk to aliens. Is that just a conversation?

They had what they were fucking around? Is that a plan? Are they really trying to do that? What was it like a dunk and trussle that works at the company that has some wild ideas?

Right? It could just be that. Or is it someone trying to sell the story? They make the story more interesting for people to tune into.

Because the reality is most people that don't have a dog in that fight

and the AI fired an open AI and who's most people are only. More AI drama? Yeah. They don't even put you out of aliens. You're like, hold on.

Yeah. A portal to talk to aliens. You know? So it's a way to get people to pay more attention to it. Or it could be more people that are like people from the actual story.

They're like anti-AI, but they're like, they look down on it. They're like like using AI. It's like, Gus. That's like, it's like denying the internet in '94. That's like, I'm sure.

People who were mad when the printing press came out. They were. They really were. They thought, there's, there's people that made the argument that like reading was bad.

Yeah. It's crazy. It's going to be impossible for the next few years. Like every company. You're not going to be able to buy groceries without utilizing AI.

It's going to be most of how we get stuff is all going to be AI and automation. Of course. But that's shopping and that's a big thing in the future. Like you're not having a shop.

They're going to give you a profile. And your clothes are going to show up. You're going to set a budget. People barely have contact with people already as it is. Yeah.

“Like, what is that going to be like when everything's automated?”

When you go to the grocery store. At least you say hi to the clerk. You know, a guy works there. There's the butcher. He's there every day.

Hey, what's up, dude? It's like it's a little sense of community. Your local mom and pop shops. I already for the most part stop shopping. I do instant art all the time.

That's also the thing. It's going to come in a robot too. Yeah. Well, they have that already. I lost it.

It's here. They have a little robot to deliver food right. California for sure. The robot's going to text your girlfriend. I know that this is generally when you buy tampons.

Your period must be coming up. We see you haven't ordered anything. 100%. You know, I could just stop buying, drop them off. I bet you can get a subscription to tampons right now.

Right now. Yeah. It's going to be real weird when robots are just walking on the street with people. I've seen them in Austin at the domain. A little robot with a cowboy hat.

He walks around. Yeah. Somebody had a robot on their podcast recently. Oh, Andrew Schultz. He didn't interview with like whatever like the premier robot is.

Oh, really? It was so funny, dude. Was it good? It was great. How's it talked?

Does it slip? Let me see. Just kind of like, you know, it's like, I robot. Yeah. Yeah.

And they were fucking with it, dude. What do they tell us to do? I don't want to like ruin the bit, but it's pretty funny. They were like, pretend. They were like, pretend you had something.

It was so fucking fun. That's hilarious.

It really tickled my dick.

That's fun, dude. That's very fun. Same moment. One reason why they could be calling a portal is because the project is literally called Margate.

There we go. And requires a, and saying amount of power so much so that Japan laughed at them. I'm, apparently, according to an article when they said that that's where they went. They're opening up in Texas. And the Japanese less is man.

How are we to laugh? If it is possible to do something like that, I guarantee you that dude is not going to tell you. Right. I guarantee you that dude is just going to do it. No.

Especially if like there's other people working on it, too.

“Maybe that's why these scientists are going missing.”

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Right. Because if someone's like real close to crack in this, you know the difference between winning and losing. That's going to be. Is this the alien portal?

A one point. A one gigawatts. Stargate. Is that right? What's that mean?

My gigawatts are real. I thought I was fucked. Yeah. I thought I was fucked. Yeah.

I thought I was fucked. Yeah. I thought I was fucked. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a gigawatts. It says a one gigawatts. Stargate UAE cluster in Abu Dhabi. With 200 megawatts expected to go live in 2026. This was the one that Iran was threatening to blow up.

Right? Were they threatening to blow something up like this? I think they were. Were they threatening to blow up the open AI? I'll check.

But I just, it says whatever this says. That was one of the things. They're probably like you motherfuckers. Yeah. We know where you're making the portal.

I ran the right all the time. Well, that was, that was one of the crazy conspiracy theories about Iraq. Is that one of the reasons why we went into Iraq is they had a stargate there.

Iran threatens completing the utter annihilation of open AI's $30 billion stargate AI data center in Abu Dhabi.

Yeah. They were going to bomb it. Wow. Wasn't that one of the conspiracy theories from... God, what was that?

I can't remember. But there was something about Iraq and stargate. God, I can't remember what show I saw this on. But they were talking about how at one point time there was internal discussion that there was a stargate in Iraq. And that maybe Saddam Hussein had this stargate.

So it was one of many reasons why we went into Iraq. That it wasn't just because, you know, we wanted to control the oil and get outside of him saying, He sponsored terrorism. Right. The weapons and mass destruction.

Right. But really, there was a stargate there. God, I forget who fucking said it though. And I'm seeing a few ancient aliens, maybe. Could be.

That show was only the best. Action Brotson, there's another guy who smoked more weed than anybody that I've ever had on the podcast. He went, how many blunts did he go through? If you had a guest, Jamie? Probably 11 the first time.

11. 11. 11. Just not stop. It's just not the other one.

So he had that ancient alien show where they would just get high as fuck and watch ancient aliens. Have you ever seen that? No. It was so silly. They would just get barbecued and watch these ancient alien hypotheses.

That might have been where I saw it. But the idea of a stargate. Because that was like an ancient civilization where Iraq is. Where Saddam Hussein was controlling. That was ancient Sumer.

That was like one of the first civilizations ever. One of the first examples that we know of like written writing. That was a crazy empire man.

We heard bizarre structures and incredible fucking artwork.

It came out of nowhere. It's like an instantaneous civilization. Really interesting. But if there was a stargate there.

“I mean imagine that's why they're doing it in the Middle East.”

Why is he doing it in the Middle East? Yeah. Why is he making it stargate in the Middle East? Abu Dhabi's fun. Imagine if Jesus returns to Sam Altman's portal.

Jesus Christ himself. Jesus is real. Jesus is real. Jesus is going to be floating with the robot and the sandals. Like right through Sam Altman's portal.

Wow. Oh. Samuel Jackson's a scientist. Like dammit. He's freaking out.

He's a great movie. It would be. What are they going to do? A cool movie about the future. That's got to be on the horizon.

We're like a really about the dark side of what's going to happen. I think it's too late. I think by the time you make it, I won't let you release it. Hello. Black Mirror did a pretty good job.

Black Mirror. I can't watch it. It freaks me out so much. Every time watch a black Mirror episode, I walk away feeling like I was just sexually assaulted.

“How about the one with that dog is chasing that lady, the robot dog?”

I've only watched like four or five episodes. What does that one call heavy metal? Yeah, but I mean if you watch a mod, did you know that they'd have. Most of those plots are all kind of converging in our reality.

They're based in reality. They have a kernel of truth. And then it turns into, I watched the one where it was like. You like blocked out your face got blocked out. People couldn't see you anymore.

Like when your social credit score got low enough. Oh, yeah, I remember that one. Freaky dude. It is freaky. Yeah.

It is freaky. There was a one where they recorded all memories. And so you could go into someone else's memory.

“And you could record and there was the one where the, what was it called?”

Crocodile. That was the episode. Oh my god. I don't want to say what happens because it's, it's a, it's a twist. But it's so dark and it's based on that.

Yeah. It's based on reading people's memories. I don't like watching like dark shit. Like I like happy. It's on a good one before that.

Funge. No, do you go to bed like what the fuck's going on? Yeah. I get my, my worst anxiety about the future of the world at night. For whatever reason.

Yeah.

The worst fears of what's going on in the world always come out at night.

Yeah. It's because it's the end of the day. You got to offload all of the bullshit you read all day and so online all day. And you have a moment to reflect. You're not looking at your phone.

You're like, fuck. Also no one else is awake. That's my problem. And so I don't have to think about anybody else. I just think about my, I'm just in my own head.

And then you're inevitably just dealing with the, the truth of the world. You stay at late sometimes. I'm trying not to. I'm going to try 10 o'clock every night. Are you really?

Unless I do like late shows. Yeah. I'm up by six and by 10. That's awesome. My problem is that's when I do my writing.

And it's also when everyone's asleep. And I think I can get the most like thinking done in the man. Yeah.

“That's what's nice when you leave your son's mother.”

Yeah. You don't have a family to bother you. [laughter] But if you, if I do do shows like I've done shows on like a couple hours sleep, I'll come and do a podcast and I'm a moron.

I can't remember anything. It's like my brain is working at like 40%. But like last night I got solid sleep. I got a solid eight hour sleep. Yeah.

Yeah. So it's way better. Once I stop smoking weed, the first few days are rough to get to sleep. Like I got to take like, you know, just some melatonin or some.

Is that work for you? No, not melatonin. No, not melatonin. I take um, let's see another one. I think like it's like a chicks fucking thing. And the outer.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Is it natural thing? What'd you say? Magnesium. Magnesium.

Oh, there's a product called Magnesium. Which is like a pink powder that like a hot chick told me about. And I fucking love it. And I literally put it in some sleepy time tea. And I mix it up with some flary and root.

And I just drink that that puts me right out. But when you stop smoking weed, I don't know how often you stop smoking weed, Joe. Your dreams get crazed. Yeah, no.

They get fucking wild. Super vivid. Yeah, very green, right? Yeah. First time I ever loosened dream to my entire life was when I stopped smoking weed.

And there was last year.

I never been able to control my dreams ever.

How many times did you do it? I've only loosened dream twice. Um, the first time I had stopped smoking weed. I was having really vivid dreams.

“I was backstage at a big like theater, like huge theater, right?”

Like massive. Like almost like a stadium size theater. And Jeremy Piven was about to go on stage. I don't know Jeremy Piven. But I was a god Jeremy Piven. It's going to underage any bit of dick to me in the dream.

He was like, he ignored me. And I was like, the fuck. And then I looked over and Greg Doraldo was sending next to me. Oh, then he knew it was a dream. Greg Doraldo was seven feet tall on the dream.

He was like a giant. And I was like, the fuck's up with Jeremy Piven. And then he was like, I don't know. And I was like, wait a minute. I was a great girl.

I was dead. And then I was like, oh, I'm fucking dreaming. Wow. And then I literally just started running. And I said, I'm going to fly.

And I just jumped. Dude, it was the coolest thing I've ever done. I jumped up. It was night time. I was outside now.

Flu into the sky. And I kept on going up. And I couldn't come down. I was starting to be over water. And I was like, I'm going to, I'm like, open the clouds.

So to go back down. I would have to turn on my back and free fall. Like just like that. And then I turned back over. And I'd hit a fucking thing.

And I'd circle him back up. Maybe 10, 15 minutes of just flying around the sky over the ocean. Wow. Coolest thing ever. Coolest thing ever.

And then another time a similar thing happened. Like I realized I was dreaming. And I was like, I'm going to fly. And I started running. And I jumped.

And nothing happened. I was like, I kind of fly. I'm dreaming. And then I woke up. So it was one of the best experiences you've ever had.

Right? Maybe I literally flying and feeling like it was real was one of the coolest things I've ever done. But have you ever tried to lose a dream on purpose? I've tried to do the techniques where they say like knock like in my dreaming. Like that's one of the best.

And it worked. It worked. Oh, my god. All day we're knocking. Yeah, I did it like every time I go through a door.

I'd go, am I dreaming? Yeah. I did it like for like only a few days. And then we were losing dreaming work. Yeah.

So cool. Yeah. But there's real techniques that I have not looked into.

And I'm always wondering why.

Because I'm always like, I think it would be really cool. To just be able to. If you pass real life, you can do whatever you want to do. Right. You can do magic.

That means I put zero effort into it. Yeah.

I'm like, why? Why don't I try to do that? Yeah. No desire to. She'd be a class on it.

There should be like that. That should be like a class where you can learn how to lose a dream. My fear is that I would like it so much that I would think only about going to sleep and wanting to lose a dream rather than live my normal life. So it'd probably fuck my normal life up.

Maybe. Right. Because if you sleep eight hours a night, like if most of the day kind of suck for you. But for eight hours, you can have boundless energy because you're not moving and you're not even conscious.

You're out there, flying, breathing underwater, having sex with my teammates. I get it. Blow jobs by Angelina Jolie and her prime being Iron Man. Whatever. Whatever you want, whatever you want.

“Wouldn't you do that and just like work at the Amazon factory all day?”

Yeah. Just work to get your money so you can go to sleep and become a superhero. All you need is a comfortable bed. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a better life. That's the problem with the matrix. There's a member of that moving. He was funny with the dude at the stake. Never saw it.

He never saw the matrix. Never saw the matrix. Really? To this day. Wow.

There's a scene where this one dude, Joey Pantz, he's a famous actor, he's been in a bunch of movies. He turns on people in the matrix and he starts working for the man, spoiler alert. But one of the things that he says, like when he's having this meeting with this agent in the matrix, he said, "I want to be an important person.

I want to be famous." And he's like cutting up his stake and he's eating his stake in the matrix. And while the outside world is just complete total dystopia, everyone's heads connected to a pipe that's just like you're a human battery keeping the matrix alive. Yeah.

Oh yeah. That's the future. That's coming. Yeah.

“We're just just fat, just fucking meat bags with like just being fat ideas, right?”

There wasn't that wally.

I never saw wally either.

I got to watch it with my kid. Apparently it's one of the coolest movies ever. It's a fun movie. Yeah. Same thing, Total Recall was a similar concept, right?

There's a great Instagram follow, this kind of makes such cool little mini movies with AI. It's all AI. It's called "Gossip Goblin." I don't know if you've seen this guy's channel.

I think I have. I might be. I might follow that guy. Yeah. He's a thing I've definitely seen.

Let me see some of that. Yeah, and he does like essentially he takes like sort of like the kernel of like whatever it is. And then he puts together these dystopian little mini films where it's like the future and a lot of it is plugging in to like this alternate reality and then like living a whole lifetime

and just a couple seconds. Can I listen to some of this? How? I felt really enough, didn't it?

“That's exactly what a simulation would do.”

Give you perfect pain.

So you never question it.

Or maybe you've just got nerve-ending day. Your spools simulate whole worlds, yeah? They can sim-hole lives. So if your little workshop can host a billion fake worlds, how many layers deep does it go?

All just simulations inside simulations inside simulations and we're just sat here in one of them thinking we're the original. Sure, why not? I want to see it. Whatever's underneath this, just show it to me, show it to me, show it to me.

Come and write up. A fish swims its whole life in a bowl, convinced the water is all there is. It doesn't see the glass that holds it nor does it notice the room beyond it. Or the city beyond that. It never wonders about the planet or the galaxy or the vast cosmos beyond it.

For all the worlds within worlds within worlds, the fish does not care to know. And it can't know. All it can do is swim. Oh, shit. That's amazing.

It's so, dude. I've watched all of his videos. This guy is so good. He just did like a longer feature for this. It was like maybe 15, 20 minutes on YouTube, he did like a longer one, did he's awesome, dude.

It's just so incredible. And this isn't just like putting a prompt in, he has editors, he has voice over guys. And then he manipulates like five different AI programs in order to make these movies. It's really cool. Yeah, the patch, right?

It's just incredible how good it is now. Yeah. It's so quickly like, look how good this is in comparison to something that just was out a year ago or two years ago.

There's never been anything that's been a leap like this before.

Yeah, the way they're going to make films in the future. Well, the people that are going to be able to make films. You know what I mean? Like people like we were talking about how the government's really bad at making censoring television and it cripples the television because of that.

Well, you could see a similar problem with having to go through a fucking gigantic film production company to make a movie. Like the money, the investors, people having their say, everyone's got to get paid. Not just that. But everyone has their say, right?

You can't just have an original idea that's completely from one fucking crazy person.

With this, you could just have one crazy guy who's got these wild ideas in his head, but

“never could get anybody to finance him before.”

You don't even need to anymore. You don't need actors. You don't need any of that. And it's going to happen so exponentially over the next two or three years. There's a great, they show you, there's a video that shows you the advancement of AI over

the past few years. And I guess the AI video they did will Smith eating spaghetti. Like one, it was like five years ago and he's all fucked up. He's probably not. He's probably not.

And they keep on recreating that with new AI. And the newest one is just like, it's will Smith eating spaghetti. To moving and he's sitting at a table and he's just talking to this dude and he's just, it looks like the most realistic thing you'll ever see. And then eventually you're going to be in the room with will, you're going to put on

the helmet and you'll be in a room with will and then he's going to blow on me.

That's what I was going to say. You're going to get sucked off by Will Smith. Imagine that's what you wish today. That's all I want to do. All I want to do is get head from famous 90 sitcom stars on self-funded David Faustino from

Daniel Divido, Albondi sucks your dick. Yep. Yeah. Be great. It sucks your dick and then shit's in his pants when you come.

Yep. That's what you're in, too. Which weird. Then you get to ride a dragon home.

“How about a dragon and you fly home with Daenerys Targaryen?”

That's it. We are about to enter a world within our lifetime. That is indesurnable from what we're really living in right now. Which makes you think. Which one's real?

When you're in that dream and you know you're dreaming and you're flying, I bet it feels pretty real. Right? Oh yeah. Right.

That's a problem. Yeah. I mean, what is that? It'll eventually, it's just going to be, I mean, it's really just a theme in so many sci-fi movies here.

There was also, maybe the most, nobody talks about this fucking movie, but it's so good. Well, I'm saying is maybe when you're dreaming, maybe that's just a different level of the simulation that you can kind of have input to. Maybe the parameters of the natural simulation is more rigid, rigid.

Like you put in the work, you made that gas digital, you put it in all those hours, you're starting to make money doing great, long process, all this fucking complicated stuff, you had to do figure out things about yourself, get to where you are today in 2026, and that one, it's like, I want to fly. You know, it might be just a different level of the simulation that we don't, we don't

really put a lot of attention to, because it's only their eight hours a day, so very few people become masters of it. Yeah, I'd be cool though, and you're fine real. That might be what's going on. Maybe.

I mean, if this was all a simulation, we wouldn't, and it's, we're AI, like, we're having a conversation, we just don't know, like that idea is so fucking dark and weird. And also, maybe all the booze and all the fucking drugs and all the sleeping pills, that just fox you up in that next dimension.

“So when you are in dream sleep, you're like, oh no, what did you do?”

You're just snoring and hungover, you did coke, you fucking nose is bleeding, and the dream you was like, god damn it, I wanted to fly, but you can't even, you can't even do anything. You just sleep, you just sleep, you just shut off and you rob yourself of that other dimension. That's interesting, we're seeing a way, but I wonder if this like a culture where everyone

learns at a young age, how to lose a dream, like some Tibetan culture living in the mountain somewhere, oh, just tapping into the dream world, trying to figure out how to control it while they sleep. It should be more popular. And then you saw, some of you talked to some chick and she's like, yeah, I lose a dream

every night. I'm like, right. Come on, really? I'm 18 medications, she's also bipolar, and she thinks she's a witch.

There's always going to be people that are bullshitting you, but there's got to be a bunch

of people that are really good at lucid dreaming, because it's a thing, like, people know how to do it. There's got to be like a guy who's like the guru, like the lucid dream guru. I bet there is. I bet there's, I bet there's courses, there's stuff online, when the movie back in the

day, waking life, that Alex Shones was on. I saw that on acid by myself when he came out in the movie theater, and I was blown the fuck away by this movie. What was he ranting about at the end? Do you remember?

Remember? He was just ranting about the film. Yeah. I wonder if Wonder if this rant is relevant today. I wonder, we haven't listened to it in a while, but I bet if you listened to his rant.

There's all the info of him and he propaganda, rolling across the picket line, lay down GI, lay down GI, we saw it all through the 20th century, and now in the 21st century it's time to stand up and realize that we should not allow ourselves to be crammed into this rat maze. We should not submit to dehumanization.

I'm concerned with the structure, I'm concerned with the systems of control. Those that control my life and those seek to control it, even more. I want freedom.

“That's what I want, and that's what you should want.”

It's up to each and every one of us to try and listen to some of the free, the hatred, the envy, and yes, the insecurities, because that is the central mode of control, make us feel pathetic, small. So we'll willingly give up our sovereignty, our liberty, our destiny. We have got to realize that we're being conditioned on a mass scale.

Start challenging this corporate slave state. The 21st century is going to be a new century, not the century of slavery, not the century of lies, and these are the most significant classes of the stateism, and all the rest of the modes of control. It's going to be the age of humankind standing up for something pure and something right.

Well, bunch of garbage, liberal, democratic, and exterminator for public, and it's all there to control you two sides of the same coin.

Two management teams, getting for control, the CEO job, a slave we incorporated, the truth is

out there in front of you, but they lay off this buffet of lies, I'm sick of it, and I'm not going to take a bite out of it. Do you got me? I got you, I just had some punk to this right now. That sounds like antifa, right?

Everything he's saying is true. That's not, so he's all read the face now. This movie, Richard Linklater, right, made this. This was fun movie, really fun. It was like 90s, right?

No, no, because I was really doing drugs. If I had a guess, 2002, 2001, no, I only started smoking weed when I was 17, and I started experimenting with hallucinogens and those first few years of college. Just taking acid by yourself, watching that movie being blown away. The animation was so cool, it was just shaky.

Yeah. So you saw that thing that I had to do with the White House. I did see it. Yeah, yeah. People are pissed.

Who's pissed? I don't know. People online. Well, because I was at the White House? Yeah, they were like, Joe.

You can't be at the fucking White House, Joe. You said you were fucking politically. Almost. I am. He joked about it.

They're in the whole thing. He's like, Joe, he's very liberal. What? Oh, that's one. What do you?

The other thing, the big conspiracy theories that Trump has mad at you.

“He came up to the UFC, and he was, he was talking shit to you?”

No. That's the opposite. That video came out, and it was like, look, Trump's fucking Joe Rogan getting embarrassed by Trump at the fucking UFC, but he was literally the opposite. I texted him on Friday about I begin, and I was telling him how there's, oh, he's

that's a mischievous. This is the one that that's used. So they've had to go to Mexico to get this. So I've had these two different podcasts with Brian Hubbard and Rick Perry. Rick Perry was the governor of Texas, and they talked about I begin and Brian Hubbard was

relaying his story about how I begin, saved him from addiction, and fixed his brain, and then they had all these other stories of all these other veterans and all these different people that had PTSD, and opioid addiction, I know a lot of people have gone down there to do it.

First, I found out about it for my friend Ed Clay, who runs a CPI.

He's one of the guys that runs this cellular performance institute in Tijuana that the UFC uses for stem cells. He had a pill problem, and he went down there and did it, and then opened up his own retreat down there because it was so potent, because it worked so well. What is it?

So many people. What is it? What is the compound? It's called ibrogate. Symphatic, like acid?

No, no, no. It's from a plant. Bogatory, and this one thing that they do is not recreational, it's supposed to be a horrible experience. You shut yourself, you throw up, and you have this like very weird experience where it goes

over your entire life, and shows you like in every detail why you're like this, and why you do this, and what you're, and it's also terrible, shuts off withdrawals in the addiction on a lot of people. It's like really effective, but for a lot of these guys with PTSD was the only thing that fucking helped them, and for the longest time they've had to go to Mexico, or

other countries, and it's really expensive, and so they formed the Texas Eye-Begain Initiative.

“And is it Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick, is that what his title is?”

So he dedicated $100 million to it, and so now they're going to start doing it with people,

like soldiers, police officers, and different people with PTSD, and you know, just people with just general depression, and all sorts of addictions, not just like opiates, but alcohol, gambling, all sorts of shit, and I told him about it, and I told him, no, but I had these guys on the podcast, and I know so many people that have done it, particularly soldiers that have done it, and people that with the opiated, like my friend Ed, and I said, I told

him about it, and I said, "Oh, effective it is," and I said, you know, and it's been

He looked for FDA approval, he goes, "It sounds good to me," and he said, "Let's do it."

And so literally, sees me at the UFC the next day, shakes my hand and says, "It's done." Wow. That's what he was saying. That's so funny. I was like, I said, "Thank you, sorry."

It wasn't like he was mad at me at all. People jump on these conclusions, like, "Well, that's okay, you know, you're allowed to. But this is the truth. That's exactly what happened." He came to me and he said, "It's done.

We're going to take care of it. This is a good thing. It's a good thing for the soldiers. Good thing for everybody, and then he had the press conference the next week." So why would anybody be -- It's so funny, so they just choose to be against things,

even good things. That's unquestionably a really good thing. That one is a really good thing for everybody. Because it addictions a huge problem, and I begin is one of the most effective treatments for addiction that they've ever found.

Another one that's really good for addiction is psilocybin.

They're going to study that as well, and hopefully fast-track that as well. That's part of this bill. This bill is all about this executive order, this executive order is all about psychedelic treatments for people with depression, mental health disorders, and it's all to reclassify this stuff.

“And this is one of the things that I said, and this is why I was important for me to”

not just be there, but to say this, that these drugs are not illegal because they're harmful. Alcohol is harmful. It's legal. Oxycodone is harmful.

It's legal. There are illegal because of the 1970s controlled substances act. This is by the Nixon administration. This is just they wanted to silence the anti-war people and the civil rights people. That's it.

So they said, what are these people doing? Well, they're doing acid. They're taking mushrooms. They're doing this. They're doing that.

They make all that shit illegal as fuck. Make it the most ill, so they put it all in a schedule one, which means it has no medicinal benefit. And I was telling them, I'm like, it has benefit.

And I always have benefit.

It could save lives. Yeah. Yeah. I get terrified of psychedelics at this point. I used to love them, but I just, I mean, every time, if I take mushrooms acid, it doesn't

matter what it is, there will be an hour where I'm crying, talking to God and thinking about my mother every time.

“Maybe that's what you need in your life.”

Maybe I don't know dude. I don't think I just push it down. I think it should be regulated in the sense that I think we should understand it better, make sure it's pure and make sure that it's administered by people who know what they're doing.

And that's what they're doing at places like beyond, which is in Mexico, people going down there and having these eye-begining sessions. But they're also doing it where they're strapped up to heart monitors. They're very careful. You can't do it if you have a bad heart, because it's apparently it's really rough.

Apparently it's not funded all. Again, I haven't done it. But the people that I know that have done it, it's rescued. Dude, let's microdose them by again. I don't think you're microdose, I don't think you got to go, I think you got to meet

the devil cock. Yeah, when I went, when I was younger, I was like, dude, I would love to go in like a payloady retreat. But you hear the same thing. I was like, you vomit and you spend fucking, you know, you have to have a special

shaman like walk you through and guide it and they pat your head with a wet towel and the payloady's masculine. Yeah. And I put him on a dead masculine in New York City, said he could walk, he could hear people talking in another building because he was watching them through the window.

Now far away, and he could hear them talking and said, I was like, what the fuck, I bet you, I bet you you couldn't hear what they were saying, I bet you he was, I bet you he was making up their words.

“I think he tapped in, I think he tapped in, they had a quantum field and he was inside”

their head, like the alien technology just instantaneous transport doesn't have to go through sound. Just pick up on the frequency of thoughts, you know, all drugs would be legal, whatever, your body. Exactly.

Alcohol is legal and I think it should be, it's one of the worst ones for you. If that shit's legal, how many people ever be in the president of Columbia was like, he was like, alcohol is worse than cocaine, it was a quote, a hundred about a year ago. I didn't say that. I don't know, it was a hundred, but I think it's actually true.

I think it is true. Yeah. I think actual real cocaine in terms of like the actual, like, from the coke, the disco shit. I'll tell you what's definitely better for you. It's coke believes.

Those people that live in like the alcohol. They just chill one of the chew on coke believes. That's like, in like high mountain in serious high altitude herders, they chew coke believes. They love that shit.

I'm sure. It's supposed to be really good. It's supposed to be like, great coffee. Yeah. For real, it's like not supposed to be like your own coke.

It's supposed to be like, you feel energized and stimulated and it's not bad for it's, but it fucks your teeth up. I'm sure. You get these dudes with these rotten cocaine, chew teeth. Have you seen it?

Now I have to find me some coke-a-leaf teeth pictures. Yeah. Ask perplexity about this condition. And why? Why the people get coke-a-leaf teeth face?

Because it does. It wrots your teeth away. Yeah. But that should be legal, too. Just brush your fucking teeth.

Yeah.

Maybe it eats your teeth.

Because you got to think about if you can make cocaine out of it, we'll kind of acid stuff as in that leaves. Oh, it is just a leaf. Right? That was just coming up.

Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, my god. Better or not. So it doesn't fuck them up from Coke leaves?

Oh, even better. Bolivia legalizes chewing and, click on that link. NBC News to the right of that. Yeah. Look at that.

Bolivia legalizes chewing and ingesting Coke leaves. Bolivia wins. They're ahead of us. They win. The real problem with it is fentanyl.

“And the fact that you have to get it from a fucking coke dealer.”

Yeah. Those are the real problems. Having to talk to a coke dealer is actually the worst part of the entire process. Pope plans to chew coke leaves during Bolivia visit. Jesus Christ, the Pope's dead now.

They killed them because he wanted to chew the coke leaves. That's a 2015 article. That's wild, dude. Because it is weird that I mean, is cocaine worse than alcohol? Because if it's not, why is alcohol the one that's legal?

It says he specifically requested to chew it. Wow. What a freak. Yeah. It's Dr. Trussell has a great joke about Adderall.

Oh, yeah. He was Adderall's like someone did cocaine and went, "I can fix this." [laughter] That's a great joke. [laughter]

I think, I mean, I've never done Adderall either for the same reason.

I've never done Coke, like fuck. It just seems too good. It just seems like it gets you too jazzed up. I mean, I had like debilitating. I still have debilitating ADHD.

I haven't done Adderall. What does that mean though? Um, so I get like, I get anxiety. If I look at my mail on my kitchen counter, right now there's a pile of this high with mail.

Mm-hmm. If I look at it, like, I feel like a- Because you're not doing the work. You're not going through your mail. It's just a crippling depression.

It feels like, like, if I do my taxes, like, I have a business manager that does all this shit, but when I had to do it myself, it would like cripple me. I would feel like I've had depression issues back in the day. I felt like depression.

I feel like I want to lie down. When I look at the mail on my counter, they call it ADHD paralysis, with their things that you don't like to do and the tedious little tasks.

Right. Um, that it feels like schoolwork was like really bad for me. That was a really, really hard. But on the flip side, if there's something you really love,

do you have a lot of attention to it? I love energy. I dive in to, like, I obsess over it. So, like, I love the things that I love work. Like, I really love what I do for a living.

I do a bunch of things, really. But, like, I love work. I love getting on business meetings. I love taking a phone call. I love, you know, I love writing jokes.

I love going on the road. I like, so the things that I love to do, I dive completely into. And I just sort of see, that's where it's stupid to me that that's a disease.

Right. That seems like you're allergic to boring shit. I don't think that's a disease.

“I think, modern society is got people convinced that's a disease.”

I think that, yes, I think most people don't want a full-power. I think most people don't want to do their taxes or go through their mail. But, for me, it hits me in a way where, like, I feel a physical, like, recoil.

Like, I genuinely like-- You're allergic to boring shit. I'm allergic to boring shit. I don't think it's a bad thing at all. I think they've got all of us tricked.

Yeah. Everybody that I know, and me included, that probably has ADHD, if I think I can go to a doctor that thinks you're wrong with me. They'd say this, I'm wrong with you.

You could've got on pills when you were a kid, and it would've ruined all of it. Yeah. Who would've fucked up that weird gift that you have, where you can lock in this.

So what's the flip side of that weird gift? The other thing doesn't seem important. Right. Other shit is boring, but you have way more energies or things that's exciting.

It's a great point. It's a superpower. Yeah. It's a great point. And by the way, I've said that specifically.

That my ADHD is a superpower in certain regards. The fact that I could get so locked in on the things that I really really want to do,

but I've never really considered the fact that like,

it's making me a void doing the things that just are fucking, tedious, whatever. And by the way, I figured it out. I still went down the path. I'm 44 years old.

I get my shit done. I sell the laundry gets folded. Yeah, it's just boring. Yeah. But that's discipline.

Yeah. That's what I was going to say. The discipline part is like that. Some people can't. Right.

Or like, how was it get done? I mean, I was like really bad student. Like, I just skinned my teeth gradually. I understand. Yeah.

But the idea that this gift that you have is what doesn't get concentrated on. The gift is you have an extraordinary amount of energy that you can devote to something you really love. Most people wish they had that. That's the gift. The flip side of it.

Of course, the other things aren't even remotely interesting. Yeah.

“Because you need to be stimulated in order to give something all of your attention.”

Yeah. Some people can just drone on and drone on. And they don't have ADHD. That's doesn't. That's like good.

Yeah. I think ADHD is made. It made growing up pretty tough.

You get, you get, you get cold the back hit.

Yeah. I get good grades. I'm a millionaire. And I have bad grades. Now it's 12.

Yeah. You're not wrong. No. You're not wrong. I know what I'm right.

You're right. All right.

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