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[MUSIC] >> I would throw it a smile to my face. >> Yeah, at all the weird shit that someone's given me. >> That's at the top, well, I got this. This is a wooly mammoth tooth, my friend John gave me.

>> That's a wooly mammoth tooth with a wooly mammoth carved into it. >> That's craziness. >> That's crazy, right? >> That too, it's probably 10,000 years old. >> No bullshit, but the ball is to carve into it, too.

>> I know, I would never.

I mean, it's beautiful. >> That's gorgeous. >> The guy did it, he nailed it. I mean, it's beautiful, a little elephant there. >> That's fucking unbelievable.

>> But I would never carve into one of these things. >> It almost looks like a telegate a gar from the side, like a little alligator jaw. >> Right, it does look right. >> The thing about these teeth though is they find so many of them

that they don't think of them as precious. So you're allowed to do stuff with them. Like, you could buy a knife with a wooly mammoth handle. This is a piece of wooly mammoth that they make for a gun. So you could put that on a 1911.

It's a handle made out of wooly mammoth teeth. >> You have a, this is an extra handle. Is this this handle? >> That's the, a puzzle. >> It's this handle.

>> It's the pistol handle. >> Yeah. >> And this is a, we make a good handle for this one, too. Like the front one for fucking, okay, if you hold my sick ass thing. >> Sick ass thing, yeah.

Yeah, I definitely could do that, too.

I mean, they basically make anything they want out of it.

They make folding knives out of it. Jamie has a folding knife out of it. >> Can you make piano keys out of it? >> Oh, yeah, you definitely could. >> Yeah, the wooly mammoth.

“>> The use it for a wooly mammoth wooly true, you could, right?”

>> You definitely could, if you could use ivory, you could use wooly mammoth ivory. Because they use in pull cues. >> This is a tooth to this, you stabbed my own pull cue. >> Unscrewed it, it's to come to the fucking pull hole with unscrew the fucking thing.

You get nuts with it, having a pull, like having a pull cue is you're a different level of human being when you're walking around with that, you're not playing games. >> You're not playing games. >> You're there to play games, but you're not playing. >> It's a very serious thing, it's a cool thing, you show up with your own cue.

Like in the hustler, you got shows up with the others. Satchel alone, yeah, it's a male accessories, right, I love a good male accessories.

>> Right, like we don't have a lot, we have a knife, knife always looks good on the side,

a gun, watch, watch, watch the good male accessories, it's like the most acceptable male jewelry. >> Don't you think watches, right? >> I don't want to know what the nose ring, I don't want to talk about it with this one. >> Or like the problem, you could pull off gold chains and diamonds and shit, because you're a rapper.

>> No, no, no, no, no, no one knows me as that, but you lost a little collar guy, this is not, but I don't even look good with jewelry on, it's silly. >> I do too, I feel stupid, I never wear a chain, I had a chain back in the day and had a little miniature Tasmanian double piece. >> That was the tattoo everybody in high school got, I want one now, Tas with boxing gloves.

>> The show boxing gloves, boxing gloves with the child's name, I have that I'm like, yeah, my friend Kenny got that, it was his first tattoo in high school, Tasmanian double the boxing gloves, we were all like shit, I guess it went because they're like, 60. >> The tass was still to this day, one of, like, that in Bob wire, if you had Bob wire, and tass, dudes went so far with Bob wire, they got Bob wire around their ankle, which

is big mistake.

“>> It was Pamela Anderson with the boy, no, I remember that one.”

>> She had it on, didn't she have it on her ankle, she had it on her arm, yeah. A lot of dudes had it on the arm, fairly okay, it's kind of like a bad decision, but it's okay. >> It's okay. >> Any type of ankle accessory jewelry other than like a surveillance, for me, it doesn't work.

>> My ankle is way too bulk on, it's a thick ass ankle, right? >> Right, right. >> It doesn't hold jewelry well. >> No ankle does, no male ankle, hold jewelry well, I mean, I don't, I don't believe in it. >> Plus, I'm not telling you what to do.

If you're a guy who like speeds on your ankle, feel free. >> If I go to club med and come back with the braids and the ankle twist, you know then, it's a wound vacation, even a vacation, ankle jewelry is odd for a man. But you know, people start acting different when they go on vacation, and I have friends that wear different outfits, shorts get shorter, shirts get tighter, pieces of clothing, just

remove themselves, it's like wearing, I need to wear the Velcro pants and just rip them off. >> Sometimes when you're on vacation, you just don't want to be yourself for a week. >> I feel like that. >> Just relax, can I just cut this fucking tie off for me?

doing that. >> The vacation is not to have a schedule.

“>> I think the schedule should be around eating, that's what I believe.”

>> My feeling is like cool ancient things, like if you're in a cool place, like Athens, you know, you definitely got to go seek some cool ancient shit, but get the good grab. >> Speaking my language. >> Now, find the spots. >> I was using some rare scampy right in front of the pantheon, you know, like there was

a beautiful restaurant known for scampy right there. >> Wow. >> That's phenomenal. >> That was just recently in Mexico City, at T.O.T. Wakanda. >> I want to go there.

I was in Mexico City only once for the UFC, but it was in and out, it was one day, you know, two days. >> That's go city is a dope spot, man. >> I don't go places, but there's a lot of New York. >> It's kind of like a Mexican New York, but bigger.

>> It is, it's all shit. >> But bigger. >> Bigger than New York, right?

>> There's like 10 million people that live in the place they told us not to go to.

>> But yeah, they told you, I was like, what the fuck is this massive area here? He's like, you don't go there, but 10 million people live there. >> What is the population of Mexico City? >> And I was getting that good lung capacity. >> Right.

>> It wasn't working out there.

“>> It's like, I think that's a really high above sea level.”

>> It was 10,000. >> Is it 10? >> Mexico City's 10? >> Yeah. >> But what an advantage.

>> You would have if you lived up there, and then you go down the sea level, you could fuck everybody up. >> Cardio would be fucking the chance, I couldn't believe myself. >> Yeah, it's real mouth is doing normal things, I wasn't even working there. >> Right, exactly.

You just feel like you're like, you're more bloody going to do. >> Whoa. >> Load a mid-20 million people company how you define its boundaries. >> Wow.

>> It's also unknown, there's no sense, it's did I go there.

>> Right. >> It's also very, it's, it's, a lot, lots of shanty situations as well. >> Oh, of course. >> Yeah. >> The shooting might happen in this area.

>> Where? >> At the hotel conference? >> No. >> What? >> Yeah.

>> A shooting.

“>> Oh, I did see something like a gotcister crazy person.”

>> Right? >> I believe so. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Two kind of popular tourist archaeological side outside of Mexico City.

>> That's where you're not allowed to go, that's the Sun Temple. >> You, you're not allowed to walk that. >> Look what they're doing. >> Just to that area, you can't go up. >> And so this guy just started shooting people?

>> Yeah. >> Oh, way, you can't go there. He's fucking elevated. >> Yeah, that's the Sun Temple. >> He's there with the gun, and there's a bunch of people laying down there.

That's the ground that we're like. >> Oh, Jesus Christ. >> Something like he's like shooting right out of him. >> What's so crazy? >> I don't know why.

>> He said he can stand to them too. I saw something on Google this morning. He said something to them. >> That motherfucker was hopping on one leg. Did you see the hopping?

>> Oh, fuck. Jesus Christ. >> Yeah, I didn't see that. >> Just going to go check out some cool buildings and some of the shoots. You're fucking a kill.

He's tending off? >> That's one of the worst injuries you could probably. >> It's a shame. >> It's a shame. >> It's a shame.

>> How many people died? >> I think one. >> Some people were shot. >> One fatal shot. >> The story of that area, that place, is so insane.

I went down this long rabbit hole because I've read something that the Aztecs didn't build that and that they found it there. And they called it the place where gods were born. So then I went into this deep dive on the Aztec people and whoever was there before them. It's a total unknown.

There's so much about that area like the Olmex. They don't who the fuck were they? They don't know. They just got these giant stone heads that look like through their Polynesian or African. They're fucking huge heads with the helmet on.

There's a bunch of them and no one knows who made it. No one knows what language they spoke. It's crazy. >> It's truly unbelievable. >> I know there's one native language that I worked in Kitchens my whole life.

So they would always joke with me that they were speaking Totonaka.

And Totonaka is definitely like a tribe from down there. And it's these mythical curing people like these, the healers. And we happen to actually my wife knows a woman from the lineage of that family. It's all just crazy ship. But regardless of that, just the sheer fact of those buildings.

It's all so with my own eyes. That's not it. There's more underneath. That's not just, it's all surface areas. >> Right.

>> That stuff goes, it runs deep. >> It's like finding out about the cities. >> They build them on old ones. >> I mean, it's just like you tile the floor. You just leave that bullshit.

You just tile right over it. >> Well, even when I was in Italy, we were in Ravello. And there's this beautiful church up there. You go for a little walk up the hill. There's this beautiful church.

church, all church, like from the 1800s, but it's built on top of a church that's like a thousand years old. And there's an ex-class floor. You could see through to the bottom with the original ruins. The same thing in Mexico City. They do that everywhere.

I don't know what that is. Some acts of like some humbling act where they crawl from hundreds of miles away to the church.

And everyone, Carl, I don't know, millions of people come to this. It was fucking crazy. That would be a religious experience. I don't want you to know. It truly was. I was just in there. We caught sermon and I was just getting fucking chills. Like I just from the way they spoke and echo the way that the acoustics in this room was. Wow. It was meant to give you chills. We know what they're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to go down the full. I Charlie Kirkrabbit. I hope I saw this video yesterday where he visited Jerusalem.

“And they were taking him to this place underground where they mapped it out and used archeology to find out that like, I believe this spot here where they're at Jesus. I think preached or something.”

It's all. They found it underground and they just built the city on top of it. Like you're just saying.

Well, these phenomena. But that is the common thing. Yeah, it's a common thing. This is where he was.

It's a common thing where they take old sites and they just build a new sites on top of them. It's a really common thing. Well, it's kind of it's fucked up, but it's also like paying homage. I guess I know the same like keeping the same vibe. Well, it's just like rebuilding a house. Yeah, you want to keep some bones. Yeah. He's good bones. It's like just good bones there. Right. I don't think people probably had a really good sense of what history would mean 2000 years later back then. You know what I mean? Like when they were doing all this shit.

It's easy. They were busy. They left all kinds of church keys, man.

Yeah. They left so many church keys. It's crazy.

Like I feel stupid. Like when I'm like, I have to do the same thing with my time. I have to constantly be, I have to leave cool shit because they left cool shit. Just because I feel it in me as well. Like I get it. I get it. Right. I get it. But when I went to the museum down there as you see all these things, it's like ornaments, like just literal church keys. Uh-huh. Things you would see ornamentally placed by your grandmother on top of things or like on top of doily, just for decorative purposes, but also everyday things and just everything meant something.

Everything meant something to them and everything was done with intention. I don't think that this was all accidental for them. Well, they knew they were praising all the little figurines for the fertile women where these women with big, humongous hips and asses and big breasts and stuff like that. These are the nurturing women. Then they showed the people who were supposed to be witch doctors. They fucking look like witch doctors or crazy, three skulls holding crazy fucking things.

“Right. Like they determined my view or these views of who people are. You understand, like status wise and species wise?”

Like this is a barber, this is this and your idea of what that person looks like, a nurturing woman is known to be a voluptuous woman. Right. Their ideas were there already. They built all their little church keys and they little statues that they represent these women very voluptuous. It would have been interesting to see to hear their version of the world. You know what I mean? Like, I wonder what they knew about the rest of the world. I wonder how much they knew how much they knew about like Europe and Asia and how much they knew about Africa.

They know anything about all that stuff. Like when they were existing, like whoever built, how do they say a T.O.T. or a con? Yeah, T.O.T. or a con. However built that, like how much did they know about the rest of the world?

“That's what's interesting because we don't really know. We assume that they're all isolated.”

But more and more as time goes on, they keep finding evidence of earlier and earlier sea-faring people. But I think they've pushed people in boats back to 60,000 years now. Let's see if that's true. Put that in propuxity. What is the oldest known use of boats? Also speaking of that note that they found those. So as long as there's been water, there's probably something to float on it. No, it's our scans. I brought that up before. Oh, Mount Arrowrat in Turkey? But yeah, it's been going around Twitter for the last couple days. I think they did some new scans and found some stuff underneath it. Oh, shit. I want to see that.

But what was the other question? The other question is the oldest boat. What do you guess? Fuckin'. It's beyond my thought. I don't even know a number. A number doesn't come to mind. As long as there's been water, what the fuck does that mean? I don't even know. I want to how long it took for a man to figure out the trees float. And if you could figure out a tool, once they figured out tools, they must have started making stuff.

Our K humans are crossing substantial sea channels along before our species, homo sapiens appeared on the record.

Whoa, so implying intentional crossings is far back as roughly 450,000 years ago. And you think about it. What the fuck fucking polar bears and seals they jump up on a little broken piece of ice and they float? That's crazy.

“That's a boat. That's a boat. Yeah. That's what the polar bears are doing. You're absolutely right. Put the hand in the water as a rudder and just go this way. Let's go that way.”

Yeah, they know what they're doing. They know how to tip them over and attack the seals to pop off. It's that slide. It's years of evolutionary knowledge. Yeah, 450,000 years has been in as though. I thought it was like 60. Well, that further up it said somewhere between 60 and 130,000, but this article here says could be even for that.

Well, this is the most recent discovery of a human skull that back dates human beings, not necessarily homo sapiens, but versions of humans back to a million years.

Was it homo not homo in the lead? That was of skull they had, but they had new testing or something. Right. And they said it's a million years old. So I don't think it's us, but I think it's the question is it coexisted with us. Yeah, that's about a million years old. So that might mean we're a million years old.

“I want to say some hear about some shit that I've just read the other day that's nuts. You know how the thought is that there's neanderthals and that human beings bread with neanderthals and that's how the neanderthal population went out.”

There's this, there's at least this one researcher who has a different opinion and he was using genetics to point this out.

He said that he believed that humans may have created neanderthals so that humans bread with an even older human species.

And the androthal is the offspring of the humans homo sapiens and whatever this older thing is. It didn't create a superhuman though. Well, the androthals are kind of a superhuman. Mentally where they're known to be a little bit like Neanderthal. No, that's us. That's it. I like to know. I'd like to know where they is Neanderthal really. The intelligence or is it dumb? Yeah, we don't really know. I'm a fucking idiot like I must be this. They had bigger brains than us though. So weird.

But it might have been to have better musculature, better coordination. They were way stronger than huge. They weren't big. They were like five, five, five. They were like mine structure, right? Right. They're built completely different than us. They would tear us apart. They would tear us apart the way like a chimpanzee would tear you apart. They just rip your arms off like they're insanely strong. And their bones are much denser than us. But this is the gap between genetics and archaeology leaves us the unclear picture of where the neanderthals originated.

Culminous, Michael Marshall details a surprising, new hypothesis that suggests they may have come from us. So this was the, this was the thing that I had read.

“Oh, you have to buy a, what is this new scientist?”

We should probably get a subscription for them anyway. We use them a lot. They got good shit on there. So I think the idea is that they're, you know, they're so, they keep finding these other versions of humans. Like they found this thing called the danasovin. And then they found this other one. What do they call the big headed people? Where's the Chinese, like what, what, what? It finds bones, China's one of them. They found the big headed guy.

They found a China. You know, they find them all over the world, man. They find these bones that are just weird. You got to think of how few human bones are going to make it from people that are alive right now. So few of us are ever going to become fossils. So we're putting together a version of the history that's completely incomplete as far as the evidence is concerned. There's just not enough evidence of like bones. If we had, like, look, if everybody who ever lived died and left their bones and then future people could study their bones forever,

boy, we would know so much more. We would know so much more. There'd be bones everywhere, but we would know so much more about how things work. Frenzy did something with them, fucking catacombs, put them underground, build something, make it very creative. This episode is brought to you by visible. Let's be honest. Why are this can feel like a world of traps, expensive bills, tacked on fees, and promises that just don't hold up, you start to feel stuck. Don't fall for the trap. Escape, divisible. The ultimate wireless hack. Get unlimited data and hotspot powered by Verizon.

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“So this rock formation is on Mount Auerrat. That's what it looks like.”

This thing here in the middle. Yeah, and they said it's this way. Wait a minute. That's not AI. Nope. Is this a lighter? So this is a picture. Bro, that's crazy. That's the actual image. God, that looks like, that looks like what somebody would send me in a Facebook group chat.

What are you talking about? I don't know. This shit right here. If it's not AI. If it's AI, it should say it. Right. If it's not AI, God, it looks like a boat. See, look, I'm not a geologist or someone who's a landscape expert, but that's a very unusual feature.

What are the odds that something looks exactly like a boat?

So then underneath that they scanned it and then there's something that these potentially are always.

I mean, that's the shape of a boat. That's a fucking boat. Oh, so this structure inside of it? Well, the biggest issue is that this is on the side of a mountain. So that's not where the ocean is.

Bro, the great flood. It's 6,500 feet above sea level. It says. So if you're going to go with the story of the flood, then you'd have to say that we don't know exactly when the flood happened, because this would be petrified water or something.

And I read it, it takes somewhere between thousands and millions of years to get petrified wood. So we'd have to be on the lower end of the thousands, because it's probably not millions of years. And then, tectonic plates would have had to lift it all the way up here. No, not necessarily if the flood receded. When the water was that high, if it flooded the entire planet.

“Right, but then the question would be, where is all the water?”

Yeah, I don't think it flooded that much.

All kinds of strange phenomena push things towards the surface.

Yeah. This could be anything. It could be anything, but boy, it looks like it. Like if it was down below, the water could definitely push, everything could be pushed as long as that's like nestled in there. I think a lot of this is good.

Maybe it was good. The universe fucking one of us. I think it's part of the simulation. Part of the simulation is the universe, fucks with us. And the universe shows you some things that shouldn't be real

by your version of what is and isn't true. Yeah. Well, that's why. Yeah, that's why. Yeah, that's happening.

That's the explanation of it. Yeah, that is. But then there's stuff like this. If this isn't AI, it's almost like the universe is a high. Like the big happened.

No, not real. Whoa. So is that line up with the actual biblical? That's where like this is even five years ago. That this picture on the screen was taken.

So I think that they're doing whether or not they're taking some liberties and what the descriptions are not. I don't know. Oh, it's certainly as a weird shape. This is no exact right here this thing. Yeah.

Looks like a fucking riverboat. Well, that looks like a plane. Like we're playing. Peanuckle on the riverboat down that one. Well, they had to get all the animals in there, bro.

That doesn't seem like that would be the one. What did you think it looked like? I don't know. Like some fucking mega yacht. I don't know.

I don't know. Watch your holes into it. What are the things? The flaps and holes. Listen, I think the story of the floods in real story.

Because it existed too many cultures. You know. There is very unexplainable sort of has no enemy. And tsunamis. Sunamis fucking happen, dude.

And if they happened, you were in that area. You would think it's the end of the world. Because you don't have contact with people in Europe. You don't have contact. So wherever you are is in apocalypse.

The great flood. You think it's the whole world's gone. I don't know if there's anything specific about the occasion would. But I remember looking this up last week. And it very specifically said a casher would was used to make the arc.

I'll tell you this. A casher on you is fucking unbelievably delicious. The reason he's bringing that up is a casher is also rich in DMT. And that's these signs. The ones that I like it.

They go dark.

“These researchers out of Jerusalem think that that's what Moses's burning bush was.”

So where God saw where Moses saw God as a burning bush. That's what they think that means. They were burning the occasion bush. She's hitting the deems. Who's hitting the deems?

Who's hitting the deems? He probably did talk to God.

God probably did have some good messages for humanity in the early days when we're basically just savages.

Man. We've come a long way.

I mean, human beings are still trying to figure it out.

Obviously we're the middle of three fucking wars going on in the world. But we're doing better. I think. Yeah. I think we're doing better.

We're doing better. We got to share stuff. Data date interactions with people. I definitely, for the most part, better. I've been, you know, I feel like, I just feel like we're out of place where everyone's

going to either, they're going to come together. We're going to just fucking totally rip off fucking heads off. Right. My fear is that a lot of chaos is going to happen and they're going to use that as an excuse to have AI run everything.

“And that's what things get really fucking weird.”

That's where creativity dissolves, freedom dissolves. You become some little biological time card. Oh, the other day, I fucking posted a picture of a frog that I AI generated.

Just because I wasn't able to get the frog to do what the fuck I wanted to do.

Just realized. Like, I want the frog holding frog popsicles. He was being difficult. So I had a fucking use another guy. And everyone was blasting me like, "Yoke, not you, not you.

I can't believe you use the AI like, "Yo, you're, what? People fucking flipping it on me." So people are obsessed with you. I generated a picture of a frog. Who is mad at you for this?

Whoever is on my Instagram. Huh. And my fans and the people who are, you know, just hating on AI. I get the idea of like using it in a, you know, in a conniving way or an, you know, but it was a picture of a fucking frog.

There it is. That's fucking good. And I said that that was going to be my album cover, but then one thing with that. They were like, "Yo, you're taking away opportunities for mother artists."

Well, let me just clear this up. I wouldn't have hired you no matter what because I do all my artwork anyway. There was no job to be taken away. So let's just, if that's the argument, you can throw that one out. This is just tools.

It's good old fun. Listen, I don't say. This is photoshop pretty much. Yeah, look, it's beautiful. Thank you.

It's very cool looking. But then I get what people are saying. I get it too. I get after it was explained to me by a younger generation of mine.

“I get you should hire artists to make stuff.”

But do you know how long I'm taking the artists to make that? Unless they're actually doing exactly what you're doing?

I get that, but I wouldn't have hired them in the first place because I do all the work on my own.

So everything comes from me. So it's not a job. No, it's not a job. No, it's not a job. No matter what.

I get the idea of it. I get the idea. I get the idea. You know, it's fucking whack. That's what people are worried about.

I don't think it's just a bunch of people looking for things to complain about. And then there's also like a sentiment in the air, which is that AI is coming for everybody's job. So anytime someone's uses it, AI that could have been used by people, there's a certain percentage of people that are going to kind of rightly be upset. But you're not going to stop it. This is the thing.

That fucking, that wave is 2,000 feet high and it's moving a hundred miles an hour and you're not going to stop it. It's not, you're not going to stop it. This is just what AI is. I didn't, I didn't realize the severity. I mean, I got, I guess I do now.

But bro, it's alive. It's fucked. It's fucked for sure. These things are alive. I don't want to be able to do everything for you.

I don't usually use any of those things. I'm pretty, you know, meandertal when it comes to this type of thing. Yeah. So the thing about the Neanderthals is they don't know if they were dumb. So they used to think that they were really stupid.

And then they realized that they probably had language and they probably had tools and they probably had, they probably had a sophisticated society and they buried their young. And maybe we just assumed because they're brutish and strong that they were stupid. But their brains are bigger than our brains. They might not have been much over near the door.

They're big eyeballs, too. Looks like deceiving. You think that, you know, some shrub. (laughter) Here I come, fucking.

Remember to see you with the mace. Oh, my God. I did it this morning. Swing that motherfucker. That's very impressive.

It's a hard thing to do. And I got up to like 88 pounds on that bitch, which is ridiculous. That's a lot. I started doing this new kettlebell exercise. You do like an eight in the air with a kettlebell.

We started it like this and you go all the way up and down like that. Oh yeah, that's crazy. And over around your head. Woo! Seriously, dude.

Oh, my God. You're your core. You don't realize like how weak that shit is in those weird movements to try something like that.

“That's why the kettlebells are the best things.”

The kettlebells, the clubs, the mace, awkward stuff.

I love all that stuff. All the sandbag. And I'm still doing that every day. Since I was here last, I know it doesn't seem. But I've lost like 20 pounds.

Congratulations. Well, I got up to 300 again. Damn. Now I'm back down to 265. I know you can't see it, but I'm kind of jacked.

Well, you're very thick. I'm jacked. I'm jacked. Yeah. You're very like your bull.

Oh, man. But I'm trying to be the working.

It's just, but the problem is you also work with food.

Delicious food. Delicious food. Eating. So not lost food. Did you?

I did. So much is a funny way of saying that. I have that. So much. But who's definition is so much?

I've cut it out a lot. Yeah. I'm trying to dial it in heavily. I'm trying to really dial it in. This is my life.

It's all about being dialed in. Yeah. I can't let it go. Because once I let it go, it's going. I hear you.

It's going. Yeah. But no. It's hard. Once you want to get that fucking those carbs.

Once you get that pizza and that pasta rolling. You know what? Once I stop. I don't even fucking need that shit right now. I don't even crave it.

I'm not really interested in that. A simple piece of toasted whole wheat bread does it for me. Just jam that. I don't need pizza. I've eaten enough pizza in my life for fucking 45 children.

Lifetime's couldn't equate the amount of pizza I've eaten. That's hilarious. So, I feel like I've eaten enough of everything that I've needed to. Now it's time to just fuel. It's all about the fuel.

You're dialing in. I'm working out with like serious dosus that are like jagged out of control. I'm the only one that's rounded. Do you have a trainer? No.

No. I just train with dosus to train every day. Okay. One dosus. I have BB Pro.

No. Bodybuilders. Bodybuilders. But I'm trying to do a little bit of that. I introduce my stuff.

You know, no one can really do the Mason's. Because that takes a long time to like perfect that work. And everyone's way too tight. Right. So, I do that on my own.

I do like three days of that with the kettlebells. And I do normal shit. That live. My knees a little fucks when I'm doing searches.

“Is there just my favorite squad anyway, touches a great?”

It's my favorite. It's really good for grappling and just for smelling your testosterone. Well, it's known to be like one of the, it's definitely like a, it's a jujitsu. And it's a, and every MMA fighter should be doing that. Yeah.

It's big for wrestlers. The ability to take people down and all the stuff take down. The same sort of strength. That, that thrust. Yeah.

It's phenomenal. It's my favorite squad. Yeah. It's great. The Dutch shoulder stuff that you doing all that may stuff.

It's really strong shoulders.

The shoulders never fuck with you.

Not anymore, because I healed myself with the, on it, mother fucking club. Yeah. Literally John Wolf helped me. I would just hit him up like yo. Those things are great.

It's great just because most of the time when you're lifting, you're just picking stuff up. Yeah. You know, you're doing bench press with this like you're swinging it over your head and you're Paws it against front swing it over head. Think about when you're doing just when you get your hand, you arm put over there.

And you have that strength. It's never in like bench press. Never. You're never like pushing. Yeah.

You're always in like weird. Mm-hmm.

“That's why yoga's really good for jiu-jitsu.”

I've been trying to do a little bit more of everything. Yoga's so good for you, man. Pilates. Yoga. Pilates is surprisingly hard.

It was one of the hardest things over there. Push you fucking put the goddamn things on my ankles. I was laying on my back doing scissors. Mm-hmm. Don't tell anybody.

For yeah, I was next to my wife. I snuck that man pussy. Bro, my man pussy was like fuck it. It was like rock solid. And I told her I was like yo, this hurts my asshole.

You fucking literally making me work out a crazy muscle. And she's like yep, yep. You feel it right? Yeah, go home with sore asshole. Ow.

You sitting on the ball. Ow. You got to wear the dough. No, you got to sit on the cushion. No.

The members don't need to have those at their house on the seat. I'm the toilet seat. Yeah. That one that we used to hit. Yeah.

Remember that way? Pink. Grab my pink. Oh, yeah.

“I just remember the smell of old ass coming of a totally like a grandma's ass.”

Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, old. I remember my father's shit smell. Cause it always, yeah.

You smell, you always withdraw a cigarette in the toilet.

Yeah. It smells like a shitty cigarette. That was back in the day where everybody smoked in the house. Oh, my God. We used to have a ring.

He would sit and it was a ring up there from the Rothman blues. What's a Rothman blue? He was a cigarette. English cigarette. Wow.

And it crazy how doctors used to recommend cigarettes. He used to be able to buy cigarettes at a hospital. Oh, yeah. I purchased them at hospitals with the thing. In bed when the guys in bed.

Boy, you could buy them in, like, I saw them around, like, six year old kid would come around with the thing.

And the guy was like picking out cigarettes that he could have while he's in his hospital. Yeah. That was the day. To find one of the pictures. Those are the days.

“I remember the poem machine was always my favorite when I got sent to the store to go do this.”

Do that. Yeah, look at this. Oh, wow. This has to be an ad, right? Yeah.

Is it an ad? That's the goal. Or maybe it's a newspaper photograph for something. Was that Paul Mall? Was that Paul Mall?

That's the guy. Another, 1950 cigarettes from Mark and his being good for you. Look at the nurse is lighten this guy's cigarette. The happily. Well, he doesn't look sick.

His hair is done nicely. So when did? When did people in a mat?

We looked up this who figured out the first cigarette.

Didn't we? The same guy, different nurse. Oh, this is all bullshit. I don't know. Maybe it's just one guy had a freaky nurse.

It's just reminds me of why? Why is America so medicated? Yeah, because we just so fucking medicated on everything. Because it works. I mean, it doesn't do what you want it to do.

But like, as far as like mental medications. Yeah, she works. There's a lot of stuff that works. Sure. Prozac has a legitimate effect on people.

They get accustomed to it. Good, bad. It depends on who it depends on the dose.

“You know, it's like if you want to say good or bad.”

I know a lot of people that are very successful that use Adderall. I don't necessarily know if it's bad. I think it depends on who you are. Whether or not you can just use it when you need it. Like to write or something like that.

I know journalists that use it. But if it's, uh, if it's one of those things that you're addicted to. Like a benzodiazepine, you know, like, uh, Michael Jackson. Well, no.

That was the Michael Jackson one. No, he was the lad in. He, well, he died from being sedated. He died from purple. Oh, he was just a, and then pumped with other stuff.

I don't think he could sleep at night. I think he was just so mentally ill. That's fucked. That guy was too famous, man. There is, there is that little too famous.

Wait, it's deep. Yeah. And the other one on earth knows who Michael Jackson is. Yeah. I don't think there's anyone who doesn't know who Michael Jackson is.

Even now, if you're born now, you know who he is. I mean, he was so famous that even after all the sexual allegations, all of his music still played on the radio. It was so good. It was a fuck.

It was so good. He's the only one. No one cares. Right. Look, our Kelly stuff.

You barely hear it anymore. Yeah. And I'm not going to say anything. Please don't. I will not.

I will do. He's a disgrace. Yeah. I mean, it's disgraceful. But his music was phenomenal.

It was like that changed mother fuckers. The whole vibe of R&B, like, disgusting, unbelievable nasty disgraceful things. Right. But if you separate the artists from the artist. And that's the fucking worst thing you can't do that.

You cannot say that it comes as a whole package.

“But my question is, how many of those guys were like that way back in the day?”

What's for you, honey? Probably a large amount. You see the sickness. I don't understand why mother fuckers get a little bit of money and start doing weirdo shit. Like I like the garden.

Like island shit. Yeah. Like I like gardening. I like stone masonry. I like working out and cooking.

Right. But why would I tell you why? I'm obviously not on that level. But I don't see my mentality changing so far over. I'm fucking going to the island.

No.

It's never going to happen.

But even if there was a new island. But the thing is you made money by doing what you love. That's a very different kind of money. These people are just trying to make money. So when you're just trying to make money.

So it's all about experiences and items that you possess. So you want to buy your own island. You want to jet. What else you want? You want a Ferrari.

You want a bunch of shit. Things. You want things. And you keep getting more things. And you want to do things that you're not supposed to do.

You want to eat and endangered species. Yeah. There's like a restaurant in China. They'll serve you tiger. They'll serve you.

Like whatever whatever you want to eat in danger species. I mean, I've seen things. I don't know if it's true. But there was a story that was written about this place where you could go in China. And this is a, see if you can find it.

This is a story about like, It's one of those things where it's like a gather. It's not like a restaurant. It's a gathering that happens like once every year or something like that. They go in those endangered species.

I think I see. Which is fucking crazy. I know that that's a billionaire crazy person money thing. We're going to go eat a tiger. You know what I mean?

It's like fucking crazy. It's crazy. I couldn't imagine. I couldn't imagine. I don't even like to hurt anything.

I don't. But that's because you're not that kind of a rich guy. Yeah. You're a guy who made a bunch of money just by being himself. And that's a totally different enterprise than someone's just trying to make a bunch of money.

The people that are just trying to make a bunch of money, they're never happy.

Yeah. Yeah. There.

I mean, I don't know where anybody comes from.

But I live in a two fucking bedroom apartment, my entire life. Up until recently. Still might. I still do. Here it is.

Cracked down on menu for channels. China's animal eaters. From 2014 though. So they made it. I think that's really neat.

That's bad. Look at those fucking striations. They went, oh no one to four keep on. They changed the law because of it. Well, to.

I mean, I don't know because of it.

“But that's why it's probably not talked about as much anymore.”

The diners of Southern China have long had a reputation for exotic tastes with local sometimes boasting. They will eat anything with four legs except a table. LOL. So pangolin.

So pangolin's endangered. Right? Is that endangered?

Wasn't that one of the things that they thought was the wet market?

I don't know. And you're so nasty. You want to eat this endangered snake? Eat in a snake alone as gross. But you're so nasty.

You want to eat in a dangerous snake? I've had snake soup. I was in Japan and I had fucking good snake soup. It was smoked. Was it good?

It tastes like beef. Really? It did. It was supposed to be, you know. Well, thank you fucking.

Make you very versatile. Oh, versatile. It was the viral. Very viral. No.

Personal as well. Right? Yeah. It was a black snake, of course. Oh, yes.

Yeah. Was it a poisonous snake? Dad, I'm not sure.

“But there was a bunch of, it was like, this was a Michelin star restaurant.”

Two Michelin star. And of course, it was like French Japanese creations and fucking, quite endangered. Really? Yeah. As endangered as I could get endangered.

A little turtle. A little bit. But some turtles are not endangered. I know what turtles are like to do. It's just, it turns me off.

Do you know what that turtle is? As pets? I used to have turtles. And at one point time, I had paranas. Turtles are way more psychotic than paranas.

When I would feed my turtles, I'd feed my turtles goldfish and they'd swim around and grab the goldfish and just bite them and have. It was crazy to watch. I got those powerful jewels. And I'm looking at them.

Like, of course, you're a little dinosaur. Just look at you. You look like a dinosaur. You have this crazy, stegosaurus shell over your back. And then you swim into the water.

Some neck comes out like that. Dude, they were super aggressive. See if you can find videos of turtles, fucking up, goldfish. What about those big, motherfuckers? Like the big snappers.

Those are like Bowser. Yeah. Have you ever seen one in real life? I've seen the big seat like the big tortoise in Hawaii.

But I've never seen a big snapping one.

I saw it like a medium one, not a real big one. But they look so freaky. They're fucking teeth. Or they're like that. That's weak thing.

Look how jacked up neck too. Yeah. Big fucking huge clamp down neck. There's one different type.

“What is that one really crazy looking snapping turtle?”

Is it a gars snapping turtle? I've never seen this one before. What the fuck is that? A mod a mod a turtle? Whoa.

What the fuck kind of head is that? It's a triangle head. Yeah, that's a weird nose. That's weird. I've never seen this one.

It's eating a goldfish too. Oh, he just swallows it whole. What a weird looking creature. If you told me yesterday that this didn't exist, I would have believed you. If you told me yesterday, this is AI.

What's the reasoning? A lot of these species go flat heads. Hmm. Good question. I'm mixing the bottom of that.

'Cause you've slipped right into the shell. I'm sure. I guess so. I'm sure you've fit better in the shell. So hammer head and head like that in fucking stingrays.

And shit just turns flat. Flounder. Right. That's a weird one. Fuck you eyeballs on one side.

What the fuck is that? So this is a very timid turtle eaten the goldfish. He's just the ones that I had. They swam after the goldfish and grabbed them. Look at this fucking thing.

Whoa. Alguider snapping turtle. Yeah, that's the one. This one is the one that turns into fucking down a cello. I have a face on that.

It's tongue down there. Yeah. Oh, so it's tongue looks like a goldfish. A little worm. So it tricks him.

Yeah. Come get some look. Oh snap. Nature is so evil. It gave me a lure in my mouth.

Nature has no mercy man. Nope. No mercy. No mercy. We were talking about smoking this.

I saw this today that UK has voted to ban anyone born after 2008 to be banned from smoking.

It has to. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

I'm going to lie up a cigar.

It says. Yeah.

“I thought it was kind of fake when I saw it.”

But I looked it up. It's on. It's. There's articles about it. It's a draft law they say.

Which doesn't mean it's an actual law yet. I think. I'm opening up a fresh box for them. Fuck you. That's crazy.

But that's just. We were talking about this yesterday. I love. They love having their fucking. They thumb on you.

It's government. It's like when they expand government. They got to give governments something to do. So what do they do? They come up with more rules and regulations.

And they come up with more people doing force. Those rules and regulations. Even if they don't make any sense. Past day, past that. I got a fucking.

Everyone has an idea. Every new politician has their ideas. And they all want to fucking control you. That's what they want to do. More than anything.

They want to control you. That's their favorite sport.

“Their favorite sport is telling you what to do.”

I just had. I had a beautiful dinner with. With our mayor. New York. Mamdani.

How is he? Do you like him? He's 34 years old. I know he's.

I've never thought that I'd be sitting out of table with a mayor.

It was younger than me and knows about fucking rap. And like, didn't he rap for a while? I don't acknowledge that. [ Laughter ] That's hilarious.

No, but he's, you know, he's very nice guy. You know, he's nice dinner. I didn't speak politics. I'm not really one of those guys. We just talked shit.

Okay. It was like, no, I don't know shit. I don't know shit. Exactly. The thing that I would like to do.

The most concerned is who's financing him. What is their agenda? True. They try to get him to do. Because it's always money.

It's always about money. People are discovering New York City, Mondani's. That's a fucking crazy picture, right? He's rapping with an apron on. What's that about?

Mr. Cardamom. Yeah. Okay. To wild one. Shane the guy for his mistakes of the past.

Let's just, you know, he's just doing some wild stuff like with taxes and things. I'm just trying to tax these billionaires. I saw that. What I'd like him to do is,

You sure went out. What I'd like him to do is fucking help alleviate. Thank you, sir. To top off it for you. Help alleviate taxes for people who are born and raised New Yorkers.

I shouldn't have to pay for everyone else's bullshit. Right. At least give me a little break. Not just that. But they should be responsible with where the tax dollars go.

So before asking you for more taxes, clean up all the fraud. Oh, my God. That's not a fucking big request. That's like a pretty simple thing to ask for.

I mean, but nobody says that. All they ever say is we need to tax it more. This year was a mess. He came into office when it was a shitstorm of literal horrible weather. And the fucking city was an honest garbage hole.

It was a shit mess. He got real bad with snow, right? Fucking seven feet high piles of garbage like disgrace. Now why was that? Because I don't know.

I would say the union rep wasn't allowing the workers to fucking go and clean shit. You know when they're honest. When they're at odds, I don't know. I'd like to get to the bottom of this. Yeah, I don't know either.

You know, when they're at odds, they're at odds. Well, so there was a union strike. They don't allow any of the sanitation people to move a muscle unless their union rep says, "It's okay. You go and sit in the fucking truck and take a nap until we tell you to move." Right.

That's always them. I'll meet you. Listen, I'm with them. Because it's all the fraud that's existing in that city, all the ways that they've showed.

“That is one thing you should fucking pay people before because the job sucks.”

Okay. And it's super necessary.

It's the most important hospital.

Super necessary. You fucking have to pick up the garbage guy. Yeah. Pay those fucking people. I mean, are they asking for unreasonable amounts when you find out how much money you spend on the fucking homeless situation and never got better at all?

Who's, what are they getting, but they're getting paid more than the garbage people? I'm sure. But they get good pensions. Everyone works for a pension. Yeah.

It's all for security. Pension is fucking dental. How many times are you going to do dental? Yeah, but you should also get paid. If you're fucking, if you're moving garbage, you should get paid well.

Period. Oh, it's all in school, job. That's a back-breaking job. You're slinging around bags all day and picking up cans and yanking on levers. Far from my skill.

Yeah. It's not dry that well. It's also dangerous. You're hanging off the back of the truck sometimes. You're out there in the weather.

It's fucking hard. You can hurt your back. It's fucking hard. It's a hard job. They should get paid well.

And anybody doesn't think that is a cunt. You should definitely be paid well. That's the thing about this world. Everybody's greedy. They want it all for themselves.

One thing they're doing, I just found online.

Which maybe is better than piles. But my boy. Yeah. They're getting better.

They're always adding these fucking bins.

You have a problem with that. You have American atoms made you buy a hundred dollar garbage can for your house back in a day from his cousin. The problem is when I was told from my hand, my man in middle village. How much? My boy Connie Gorges told me.

Hundred dollars.

“You have to buy a fucking new garbage can for your house.”

One way or another no matter why from Eric Adams cousin. Oh, really? Show that again, Jamie? Hundred dollars. So that actually makes more sense though that they're doing this big.

Because that also probably the problem is if it does keep the rats out, then one of the rats going to eat. Then you're going to have a bigger rat problem. New York's got a fucking giant rat problem. I've been seeing less lately. Because they're hiding.

Yeah, I've been seeing less. What's about to be some of times when they're going to come out? Once again, if they pick the fucking garbage up, they'll be less rat. Yeah, but if they stop doing all the construction, I mean, that's what breeds these rats to come out. For sure.

You dig in these bucks up.

You're disturbing their house. Yeah, but they rely on people to eat. The thing is it's a completely coexisting. It's an ecosystem. It's an ecosystem.

The rats and the people are an ecosystem. Because the rats eat human garbage and they live piled up around humans for a reason, so they get eat our garbage. And during the pandemic, it was a real fucking problem because no one was going to restaurants for a while. So the rats were everywhere. They were freaking out.

They're eating each other. Brats do eat each other. I had a rat eat. Well, a bunch of rats ate a dead rat in my garage once. Hey, big fat rat, too.

He died. I heard the trap go off. But it was like 10 o'clock at night. I was like, fuck it. I'll deal with it in the morning.

I got up at the morning. There was nothing left, but it's tail.

There was like some skin, the feet in the tail.

They ate his entire body. Yeah, now there was a whole garage full, like one of those, uh, I don't know, like a storage space. But in the street, you just heard them fucking the gate would be knocking back and forth. Like they're having a goddamn underground fucking strike force in there.

“That's why when people get upset about coyotes, listen.”

Bro, I heard them recently. You need them. Bro. The fucking pack of coyotes, howling and screaming during feeding in New York City. Well, upstate.

They do it in New York City, too. They find them in the central park. Yeah, like a now we're in a half away. It was really, really, something else. A lot of them up there.

Bro. But you need them. Otherwise you're going to have rats everywhere. Like there's a balance to all this shit. Just don't leave your cat outside.

No. I saw a fucking owl like this outside. Really? Fucking in the daytime. What is this?

Rats high to, I think this was, uh. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. They're hiding your engine. Bro, rat ate my fucking boys.

BMW engine. All the wiring. Oh, my God. They chewed up all the, the insulation.

“Oh, well, that's just, that's not dead rats, right?”

What is that? It's not alive ones. Isn't that the stuff, though? I think that's the stuff of the ceiling. Oh, okay.

Yeah. I think it's the insulation above the roof of the, uh. All right. Above the engine. It's just they nested in this guy's place.

Yeah. This says that the trash bins are going to get rid of a lot of the, uh. I have a fuck. It's going to be a lot. It's lower.

But the thing is, didn't we figure out that the number of rats in New York City is pretty similar to the number of people? I would probably say it out. It out. How can you, it's so small. They fucking, they don't really know.

But someone had told me that the biomass of rats was the same as the biomass of people in New York City. I mean, the weight. But we looked that up and that doesn't seem to be true. But if it's true, that is much, it takes much more to make up one human being. Right.

Sometimes more. Sometimes people read things or write things down and it's just not accurate. Like, because like, there are a lot of cases where small things have a crazy biomass. Like, I think the biomass of ants is similar to the biomass of human beings on earth. Wow.

Fine. That's true. Put that into complexity. You haven't seen the ants that had that little honey button. Have a little bowl of honey on their ass?

Oh, I have seen that. What's that for? It's a taste. I'm just... Just be delicious.

Give me that. Look at this. Imagine, ladies. Start having that. That's the new thing.

I need so much ass. No nose ring. Now they just have a honey pot on their ass. So how you capture me? Look at this.

Oh, ants on earth together have about 20% of the biomass of all humans. When measured as dry carbon mass. Okay. What about insects in general? Maybe that's where they fucked up.

What is the biomass of all insects compared to the biomass of people?

What are you typing this in? What is this? What are we lovely A.I. Sponsor perplexity? Oh, beautiful. Yeah.

On a global scale, total biomass of all insects is several times larger than human biomass. Wow. Fuck that. We're just... We're just...

Smithsonian bugs. Love fucking bugs. Do you? I love bugs. It's like they're little.

I know you're right. This is a real like... There's a generous amount to species up where I'm acting. I really enjoy them recently. You can't be upset at them because if the area was unhealthy, they wouldn't be there.

Well, you're in upstate? Yeah. Upstate's beautiful, but check yourself for ticks. Oh, I do all the time. I do.

Upstate's going out a lot. He got a bit by a tick recently. Yeah.

He got it three days later.

He already had it, but he's good enough. Did he go in immediately? Get the antibiotics? Yeah. That's what you got to do.

When you get that Lyme disease, you got to get it. Where do you think they usually capture you? Like around the crevasses? Yeah. Like your legs, your ankles.

Oh, at the time. I'm up on your pants. But as long as you don't go up in the fucking Netherlands. The Netherlands. Yeah.

The Netherlands. That would suck.

“But I think it's a systemic issue, more than it is, the initial bite.”

The bite though, to know that if you got Lyme disease a couple days after the infection starts getting like a bull's eye around it. And that, to a lot of people, is that's the big sign that you've got Lyme disease. But sometimes when they get to the doctor, that circle's gone. And the doctor doesn't believe him.

I've had this happen to a friend of mine who's very smart guy. And him and his son both got Lyme disease. And he couldn't get the fucking doctor to believe that it was Lyme disease. Until his kids started getting, what's that mouth thing? He even bar.

How do you say that? Is that what he said?

Well, he said Lyme disease.

Gillian bar syndrome. When it was seen, like you have your face gets paralyzed. Oh, fuck yeah. That was closing. Right.

But there's a name for it. I think it's. Guy, Guy, Guy, Guy had that and it was the same thing. And he was diagnosed with Guy and bar. Does it go backwards?

Yeah, he gave it back. Did I say that? Dice Clay had it for a while. Really? Yeah, dice Clay had half of his face.

And he was going on stage with it. He didn't give a fuck. Guy and bar syndrome. Facial weakness or prowess. That you're not even close with Dice.

He talked about it. He brought it up. It was pretty odd. That was pretty odd. It was pretty odd.

It's like half of his face. It was crazy. Half of his face just wouldn't move. Fuck. No.

Not good. Fuck. It shit happens, man. You got to just deal with things as they come. He can't really like.

What the fuck knows with this world is about in my sense. Yeah. Because those bitches, they're trying to get you. And those little fuckers, a large percentage of them and the East Coast carry long disease. For sure.

For sure. Yeah. These little pricks. I spray myself with a nice geranium spray. Geranium.

Yeah. There's a mixer. There's like a natural lavender geranium oil or kinds of shit that you spray on yourself.

“They sure that doesn't make them want to bite you more?”

No, no, it repels. For sure. But it takes those guys away. They're breathing. Angle bracelet.

Yeah, bro. Angle bracelets and fucking. And Brahma Bull knows ring. Yeah. I was in Mexico City.

I was dressed. I had I bought a fucking Jade. Like Yaday. It's from over there. Brought a Jade necklace.

That was a little bit too tight. So it looked like a choker. Like a dog. Yeah, my boy told me. I looked like I had my nipple pierced in the picture that I showed there.

I looked like a fucking bear. I had circular glasses. Scruff. You can see a little bit of this. Scruff.

Two. Two chokers. Ooh. This is what I'm saying. You act different on vacation.

Right. Two out of fucking amber choker and a Jade choker. You would be killing it in the bear community. If you ever want to switch teams. You would dominate the bear community.

Right? Just do it for fun. Yeah. We'll fuck some guys up. So what would we just ask him with the question?

You didn't. I thought I had a question. I forgot. You got a little of track with that comment. Yeah.

It's bear talk. Bear talk. Bear talk 101.

“What were we just talking about before that though?”

Uh, bugs. Right. Bugs. Oh. Ticks.

Lime disease. Of the N bar. There's another one. Now, there's another disease that's out that people are getting called alpha gal. And it's from a tick called the lone star tick and it makes you allergic to red meat.

That's what that one. You cannot get my friend. No, that's fucked up. That is not for you. No.

That would ruin everything. And there's so many fucking bone infolays.

I'm saying. I need those.

There's no other games like that, right?

Bison. I've been eating a lot of like games. Things. I guess. My guy is the best for that.

Lots of sweet potatoes and game. There he goes. Sweet potatoes for nominal.

“That's what I, that's what I, I exchanged the pasta for the sweet potato.”

Are you, uh, deep rice? A little bit. A touch. A touch. Are you here?

No good thing. I've conflicting things. I like it. I have white rice. There's a lot of things that I eat that I like.

I just eat them because I like it. Like when I'm eating spaghetti, I'm under no illusion. Yeah, you know what you're eating. I know what I'm doing. I'm not good in the illusion.

Yeah. I don't like a good pasta. I know that. I do. I do.

I do. I do. I do. I had him.

I had him on my show early on.

Like before all his like his success and just kicked it off. I love this. I think he's a fucking. He's a man. And he.

When you care like this. I know. Yeah. This is another guy's defense set you in New York. Oh my gosh.

Stefano set you as another sickle. Make amazing. You know, it's all about the wooden dowel. That's how they make the process all the old style. Yeah.

Nothing extruded all with the thing. Yeah. With the metal. Yeah. Yeah.

“Evans places you can watch them make the pasta.”

You know, like mother. He's got mother wolf. He's got funk. Is it funky or funk? How do you pronounce that?

I don't know. Yeah, I call him funk. It's like Terry Funk. Right. Probably funk.

I thought he was Terry Funk's cousin. They're making totally in here. And that's that's that's Stefano. Oh my god. Look how good that looks.

This man right here. When I went to Australia, Francescana and Modena. You know, I love how he said that. Massimo Batuta's place. It was like the number one restaurant for many years.

Oh, wow. He was the chef there that was making all the food. He was like a young man. And then when he opened his restaurant restaurant restaurant restaurant restaurant restaurant in New York, it was like.

He takes such good care of my mother as well. Like yo. They just go above and beyond. This is for free. This is just art.

Like the way he's making this food, this is art. This is a work of art. He's performing. Oh, who do I have? I had fucking Devon Haney in the kitchen with me making pasta with him.

Oh, really? I like to bring these guys and do weird things. That's crazy. That's awesome. Devon Haney making pot.

Bro. Yuri, bro. I know. Holy fuck. That was crazy.

Crazy. What an animal. Well, I mean. How ridiculous. That was so nice.

It's like. He kind of got to look at it. He's like, oh shit. Yeah. You got to look at it two ways.

“One, you got to look at it from Yuri's perspective.”

Like he had it there. The fight was over. The guy was hurt. And it. But you also looking from Carlos's perspective.

Carlos Ober is hurt. He can't move his right leg. They're probably going to stop it in between rounds. And Yuri, he can't move. So Yuri is just pot shot in him.

And he's kicking his one good leg. He's kicking his one good leg. And then boom. He clips some of the left hook. I mean, with the one punch that he's known for.

Not just that. Step back hook. The one punch that you can throw. If you're right. Like it's hurt.

A check hook. Crazy. Because when you. The check hook is one of the. Like Alexander Volkinozki actually did a really good breakdown of this on YouTube.

But what he was talking about is that the check hook. You put all the weight on the front leg a lot because as the person's coming, a lot of the weight from the punch on that front leg. And over. That's a snake.

Like the way he throws that left hook is so fast. Perfect. And he threw the punch. He threw one just to get the. Yep.

Just to get the.

The distance on the first one.

And then get them again. Perfect. Well, Yuri, man. So Yuri, I think like I watched. I know you were watching as well.

Watching in real time. But it just looked like he got upset. That he hurt his knee and he was like. He clearly did get upset. He really do think that he got upset.

I do think that's true. But it makes no difference on. It doesn't matter. It was got him. Yeah.

Carl's got him. He fucked up. But that's part. Yeah. It's part of fighting.

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Whereas you're fighting normal people that are orthodox.

“It's usually you have to kick them in an inside kick if you're a South paw.”

But South paw to South paw like this, Khalil just can like that leg on fire. Oh, it was fucking. But it was the sound it was making. Like we were there. It was this was memorably different.

Well, he had just gotten really tuned in, man. When he was in Thailand, he got really tuned in.

Oh, you already got it in the second round.

It's particularly the first round before this, right? Which made him go there? Which made him go to Thailand? Johnny Walker. Yeah.

So Johnny Walker clipped him with an elbow from in the clinch. He hit him with a tie. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Back when Johnny Walker was like very explosive and Johnny Walker was very wild.

He fought wild. He fights more calculated now. And after I mean, I feel like after the warm. It was a wrap after he heard himself. Oh, that warm thing was crazy.

Like the shoulder is one of the worst things to hurt. And then get surgery. It never comes back. Right? He blew it apart.

Doing the fuck. He was just doing the worm. Yeah, I mean. Just happy. You know, I'm a good time.

I think that was, was that me, sure, sir. Kornoff. I don't know who he fought during that fight. But it was, he fought a good guy. And it's like Johnny Walker when he was winning in the early days of his fights in the UFC.

He was just, yeah. It's certain off, right? Yeah. Like that kind of shit. Like these flying elbows like wild reckless.

But he got KOed a few times by some really technical people. And then he tried to be. Yeah. Right there. Like he fucked his elbow or his shoulder up.

I've jumped on the bed like that and hurt my fucking arm. You know, when you jump on the knee. Yeah, he blew it apart. You see, he felt like that. And like immediately blew his shoulder out.

Oh, God. Look at him. Oh, you can see it pop out. Terrible. Yeah. Terrible.

Now people just shoot themselves in the dick. I know they do. Yeah. There's a lot of people they do. A lot of people ruin their life for no fucking reason.

They can't help it. I go through life trying not to shoot myself in the dick. Yeah, me too. Right. It's like one of my cardinal rules.

Cardinal.

“I think everybody should have bought by that.”

Don't shoot yourself in the dick. If you can avoid it. If you can avoid it, if not. There you go. Thank you, sir.

Welcome. But, you know, fighters are wild people. They're doing a wild thing. Like it's part of what makes them great is that they take these crazy chances. They're just nuts.

What am I silly? Oh, you lift the top. Where? The top top. It flips back.

There you go. And then push that button up. There you go. I'm used to a torch. Hmm.

Right here.

The Yuri thing was like, sorry. No, no. The Yuri thing was like, I understand his perspective. You know, that he did fuck up. And he could have attacked and been smarter.

But you can't have that excuse. He really was upset. You could tell he was upset. Right when Carl Solberg's knee blew out.

“But here's the thing that impressed me the most.”

He's upset. He came from fucking blowin' his knee. How would he do? Well, he was upset at the moment. Right.

He wanted it to be a clean victory. Right. Carlos wasn't upset. That was what I was most impressed with.

That guy never lost composure.

He tried to switch kick. A jumping switch kick to the head to see if it worked. And his leg fell out again and he fell down again and scrambled. But he never lost composure. He never showed anxiety in his face.

Just a stone cold killer. Look at for his moment. And he found it. Yep. He came big.

That's a world champion. That's a world champion. I mean, that's how you really become a world champion. You have a blown out knee and you find a way to kill a guy who's just wild, aggressive, awkward, dude.

And he's coming after you. You got a blown out knee. And he is. I think perfect fucking left hook. Those guys from the South Pacific are a different breed.

Well, no. He certainly is. I mean, he's just mental. I mean camp. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. The camp is phenomenal. Eugene Berman.

The guy's the head coach.

Super fucking smart dude. I went down there 2018. I went down there. And I saw as he before. The Bronson fight.

And it was like in the old CKB. And I had them come through. And Eugene came out. I was DJing in New Zealand for, for an evening. My friends, restaurant.

That was awesome. Yeah, it was dope. Oh, that's cool. You're DJing in the restaurant. I was DJing.

You know, I play all kinds of fucking weird. Like 70s, funk, African music, Brazilian music. Mm-hmm. I just happened to be down there and everyone came through. It was a good time.

Oh, here's something that people are saying is real. It's not, but I found out today. Everyone's saying that, "Hom's not Jamaican. Gordon Ryan are going to wrestle." It's not Gerry F.

Yeah. I like Gerry F. I like Gerry F too. I like this is like something new and exciting. Sure.

I don't particularly love the action. I like wrestling. But it's not as exciting as the entirety of the event. You understand? Right.

Like the press conference, the people involved. Yeah. The actual moves. I prefer fighting and just like a different type of combat. But it still gets me going.

I enjoy it a lot.

Look, it's the most important skill in the most important skill.

But I like when you mix it. I don't like it singularly. I understand more than anything else. I understand.

“But the reality is in order to be at an elite level, you have to do it by itself.”

I think for the most part. George St. Pierre might be an example of a guy who violates that law because George didn't really wrestle in college or high school. He learned how to wrestle from a bunch of Russian nationals in Montreal. That works also.

Right. If you didn't start wrestling when you five years old, that's the other way to do it. George 3 is Dagestan. That's right. Dagestan.

And forget it. And forget it. I mean, I'm excited. I'm excited for comes out and show a trickling because I'll be a newer. I'm going to be there.

Yeah. I'll be right there too. Yeah, you'll be there. The White House thing I'm excited for too. I want to ask to go.

But I don't know if it's just a lot. It seems like a lot of fucking hoopla. I might just watch our TV. I would watch that on TV. It wasn't working there.

I think the Strickland and Humzaut fight is going to be very interesting. Strickland is not an easy guy to take down. And he's not an easy guy to hold down. And he's a very difficult guy to hit on his feet. And he's got a super awkward style.

His style is very clever. It's very different. It's not something that's easy to replicate and far as timing. He reminds me of B-hop. A little bit.

Right? He reminds me of like B-hop, but just a little bit more. Not sloppy. Just a little bit more loops. Loosen wild.

Yeah. Loosen wild. And then also it's because he has other options. Right? His kicking is because he's taking you down.

He's talking to his grandma. His teeth off his front legs, phenomenal. His teeth just jab. His good straight punches, man. Just good hard straight punches.

His fucking jab is so accurate. You know, people think of a jab as like, you know, it's not that big a deal. That guy thumps you in the face with a jab three, four times. You're kind of fucked. Your nose is broken for bleeding or it's least bleeding.

Well, there's three kinds of jab. There's the soft one.

“Then there's a stepping as a fucking hard jab, you know?”

Yeah. Close them all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He just lost a polo coaster. Yeah. But that guy has one of the most evil jabs. He likes steps forward, you know, like jab hooks at you. Yeah.

Turns down.

It's almost like a hook. Yeah. And he knocked out, um, fuck. What is this name? Uh, rocket.

He knocked out rocket with that one punch. Just stepped in with the jab. Rocket. He just chained wind. Yeah.

A couple of fights. Go, but you know, rocket just a season has been more. He's going to have more of it. He's going to have a good fight until that moment. But, uh, Mazda Khanov, I was so impressed that he just wouldn't abandon that strategy of going

after polo coaster. He's, I mean, polo look good. He looked fucking. He looked salmon at this side. His way is cooler.

I would say dude, never go back to middleweight.

You are a fucking lifeweight champion. He's really a hundred percent. He's a life-heavyweight champion. He's a life-heavyweight champion. He's a life-heavyweight champion.

He's a life-heavyweight champion. He's a life-heavyweight champion. He's a life-heavyweight champion. He's a life-heavyweight champion. He's a life-heavyweight champion.

He's going to be out for a year because he's going to have to get AC over construction. He could be the interim light heavyweight champion. Like no doubt, man. I really think he could pull that off. Dude, at light heavyweight, he's fucking terrifying.

It's crazy to go to polo. He's like the polo coaster of old. I'm not fucking fucking fucking. When he was destroying people, it's way up to the ranks, man. That's what I'm saying.

Like to see him go from there and then to like have those little hiccups and shit like that. And it almost seemed like he was a joke at one point. When is he home to make it, just made him look fucking so less than as a human being. When he's really just-- Is he mind-fucked him?

He fucking--

Yeah, he's mind-fucked him for a couple years.

That's how crazy that fight was. He's just coming back now.

“The loop rock hold, I think, helped him.”

Mm-hmm. But even Luke almost fucking knocked him out. Brother, that was a great finish. Why you put that in Utah? Uh, wasn't it in Utah?

Right. High altitude. Yeah, good point. If that was somewhere else, I don't know. Well, it was a great fight.

Yeah, it was fun. And that was like, Luke's like, last really great performance, where he still looked like a world-calerifieder. For sure. But I think Homsod Against Osmot was the best Homsod, excuse me. And when I think Paolo, Paolo Costa Against Osmot was the best Paolo Costa.

I've seen it a long time. I mean, he looked better because he looked physically stronger. Like, being at light heavyweight didn't at all look like a stretch. In fact, he looked like a better place for him. Like, when I was listening to the sound of his punches in his kicks,

it was even harder than before. He didn't look fat at all. He looked like a perfect light heavyweight. Like, I think he's probably at least at this stage in his life, because I think Paolo's like 34 now has to be.

It would be way better for him to compete at light heavyweight. And there's a lot of pre-prime, right? Yeah. At light heavyweight, 34 is almost prime. Yes.

Like, at light heavyweight, that's a great aim. Sure. Well, that was like when Izzy was on top of shit. He was around 34. Jon Jones was a little younger. Well, Jon Jones was youngest.

Champion in history. That's a different guy. But like, when you look at Paolo coast as performances, and then you look at this last one, you're like, "I thought might be the best Paolo coast of all time."

He looked fucking phenomenal. And he ate some big shots from us as a mod. And just didn't even flinch. That didn't even flinch. I can't even imagine how that man cut to 185.

It's truly unbelievable. - That must have messed up. - That must have messed up. - That goes away. - Exactly. - That is just like-- - We can some. - We can-- - We can-- - We can only deplete your body.

“- Yeah, I think Hamot 205 was really the way to go.”

'Cause I guarantee you, he's probably walking around in about like 230 or something. - He looked like-- - He looked like-- - He'd be a good fucking every way, too. - He's seen it. - He said it broke the-- - He broke the--

- The Lewis falls out of the White House card. He'll step in it, fight it, heavyweight. - Well, it makes sense to fight Josh Hogan at that way because they're both similar body types. I'm not similar. He's allowed me to-- - Oh, there you.

- How dare you come here? - I'm-- I meant weight-wise. They're both around 24 feet, but they look a lot different. - A lot. - They look a lot different. - I don't know if Hogan's ready for that yet. That's crazy.

Unless he could take Paolo down, he's gonna get-- - That's a-- - That's a fun-- - It's fun, he sees-- - It'll be fun 'cause he'll go after him. - He's gonna go-- - He's gonna go--

- He gives him blades is very different than Paolo Costa. When it comes to striking, Paolo Costa's fucking terrifying. - But I've also, I've-- - How do you say, shook in shake? - Shake his hand. - I shook-- - Kirtis blades hand?

- Oh, the giant. - It's fucking four times the size of a normal hand. - Oh, yeah, Kirtis blades-- - To be sponsored by that hand, that many times until I go down is pretty impressive.

- Well, also impressive for Curtis. Curtis had a man. - Loan out, I sock it, a broken nose. - Curtis is the man, I love Curtis.

- God, incredible heart, incredible heart.

He just did not-- After all that shit, the Josh Hogan talked. He did not want to lose that man. He gave everything he had. There was not a moment of quit in that fight for Curtis.

- He could have scored if they had him if he wanted. - Well, you could have, you could have-- - I don't think so. - I don't think so. I don't think that would be reasonable.

- But he-- - Sir, man, he gave things really hard to count on himself. - Yeah, but that's not fair. - Yeah, he writes a genius, he could be--

“- He might have won a round, but the most important thing”

is that guy, he gave it what he had. He gave it, he could be proud. He could be proud. That guy, there's no question at all. That guy left nothing-- there was nothing left in the tank

at the end of that third round. And that's all you could ever ask. - It's a fucking beautiful fight to watch,

- But it makes me sad, too, because boy, you can only do a few of those. That's probably the last one.

- I mean, I always go back to that--

- Of that-- - That came the last guest, Junior Dosanto's ones. - Nasty, nasty. - Those were so hard to watch, man. - Nasty stuff, 'cause Caine just didn't get tired.

Being in there with a guy like Caine who didn't get tired, they're constantly getting punched in the face, constantly. And just nothing but heart keeps you there until the fifth round. - Caine, man.

I just want to shake Caine's hand, give him a hug. - He's out. - Yeah, I know. - We were trying to get him on the podcast before he went in, but the judge wouldn't allow it.

- Really? - Yeah, I definitely have him on now, though. I love Caine. He's in my top. I don't think there's a goat or real goat in heavyweight,

“because I think there's times where one guy would have beaten”

all the other guys, of course. - Everyone had, he's in the goat category. - For sure. - I would say in heavyweight there's a goat category. You gotta put steep A in there,

because he defended the heavyweight title more than anybody. He beat in Ghana when in Ghana was in his fucking prime and got rocked a bunch of times. - He's crazy fight too. - Crazy fight, crazy fight, crazy fight.

So you gotta give it to him.

He's always gonna be in the goat category.

Caine, Fedor, of course. - Fedor is like, the real connoisseur, the real connoisseur's connoisseur, and in Mayheads, they're like Fedor is the goat. - He's the one.

- I always have everybody forgets about Fabrice over doom. 'Cause Fabrice over doom, tap, came the last guess. Minitaron, no gara, and Fedor. And he tapped Fedor when Fedor was Fedor. Like everybody looks at a guy like when he lost a bunch of fights

or they didn't go so well for him and later in his career, he's in his late 30s. When you look at Fabrice over doom in his prime, he's in that range man. He beat Caine Velasquez.

He beat Mark Hunt with a flying knee to win the title. - He has that resume, mommy. - Bro.

“- At that time, those are heavy hitters.”

- Bro, I mean, he beat the best of the best. He beat them all. And he tapped three of the all-time grates. Those are Minitaron for sure when he was in pride. He's in the goat category.

But then you gotta give it a more like Fedor's a notch above him as Fedor beat him and beat him with ground and pound. But then the other guys are Caine.

And you know, you always gotta think Caine prime Caine

against anybody ever. Man, who knows? Prime Caine was just an unstoppable tornado of punches and take downs and no tired, no fatigue. It's not coming.

Like you think he's gonna get tired? He's never gonna get tired. He's gonna keep punching in the face. - Top tier wrestling. - Top tier wrestling.

And fuckin' Probecia tapped him too. - And he's Mexican. - Yeah, right. - He's Mexican. A lot of Mexicans have great cardio, man.

- They have great cardio and unbelievable fuckin' heart and chin. I wonder if it's from high altitude genetics. You know? - You were saying genetics for more years, it's warrior genetics.

- Right. - 100% 100%. - Vulcanowski has the same thing. Just from a different type of, right. - Right.

“- A different type of indigenous tribe, you know?”

- Yeah. - The Macedonians and the crazy fuckin' - Up in the mountain people, right, that are five, six with hands like fuckin' - Morab. - Oh my god.

- Morab blob is really hard to get you down. - Warrier genetics. - 100%. - Yeah. - That dude, I've never, a lot of these athletes

if they had, it's like if they were had a little size, they'd be playing any professional sport. - Right. - You know? - Oh yeah, for sure, especially if you have

the mental toughness to reach the championship level. - But I've also seen a lot of fighters who can't throw a fuckin' baseball. I can't do anything else. Like, I grew up playing baseball.

I could play every single sport because of the dexterity baseball showed me. I feel like baseball and basketball are the main sports to show the child early to create dexterity. - That's a good sport for competitive drive.

- In gymnastics, I've heard kebabs say that you keep your child in gymnastics till they attend, then they could do martial arts. - I'm following father's plan. - Well, that's actually very smart

because then he developed like crazy body control. - That's fuckin' shredded. - Six years old shredded in a row. - Right, from time to time. - I've never had an ab.

Not even as a child. I've always had a fuckin' little bubble. I've always been a little bubble. - Hey, man, it's part of your charm. - It is, it is part of my soul.

- So I was shredded, I wouldn't be as likable. - You think so? - Let's find out. - Let's find out because I'll be fuckin' shirtless everywhere posing.

They might not like that. Try this one. - Yeah, this light is died out on me. - All right, but I am new, and they still die out quick. - Gotta get you a torch.

- This is a, but that's like a mini, that's like a little mini. - You gotta get you to, like a mini welder. The mini welding one works well.

So this humsot and strickland thing.

“To me, it's gonna be what, what can humsot do on the feet?”

Can he clip 'em and Ken Strickland to stop the takedown? - I don't even, like, it's so hard to even think. Anybody could stop humsot right now. - At anything. - It's true.

- It's like you're not even gonna get to throw hands with him. He's just gonna be smiling laughing. You think he's gonna fuck it, take you down. And manhandle you, like no one's ever been manhandled before. - His timing and his takedowns is fuckin' insane.

- It's crazy. - It's so good. - Watching the training, the speed, and he's like, it's equivalent to, like, Allen Iverson doing a cross over. He's doing it with that type of, like, flare.

- If I was gonna make an argument against it, I would say, he's handling guys that don't have a big background in elite wrestling. They're not like elite grapplers. The guy that he thought that wasn't elite grapplers

gave him problems. - No, no burns. - He ever burns for sure, but that was-- - Well, it burns fucked him up. - He did, but that was, like, more stand-up,

fucking 'em out. - Yeah, but Gilbert burns if he took him down. - Like, yeah. - Gilbert can get back up to us.

“He's one of the most elite players on the floor, right?”

- Yes. - Especially back then, you know, Gilbert just retired. - Yeah, no. - Gradulations, Gilbert. - Treatment is Korea.

- Treatment is. But they were, they were banging it out. And Homsot fought a completely different kind of fight. He tried to, like, slug it out. I think his ego got in the way,

'cause Gilbert slipped him a couple times. - Cups will drive him. - Cups will drive him. - Rock them, poof. - Gilbert was a wild boy.

- I was fucking screaming during that one. In his prime, Gilbert was so fucking game. He was so game, so dangerous, man. He knocks people out. So I was gonna say, Camaro.

Camaro Usman, and that was a short notice fight. The Camaro took it, 185. - I believe it will fit in the third round. Camaro was winning. I was like, this would have been very interesting

if it was a five round fight. - 100%, I feel like, I mean, it's hard to predict, but Camaro had to, he had the momentum when he was in the center. - If it was a five round fight, and Camaro had a full camp,

'cause you're taking a fight on that short notice like that. You don't trust in your wind. Like you would trust in your wind if you just went through 12 weeks of hell. Well, you just know you're in fucking tippy top.

Like, that's his knee-block and also, I'm sure--

- His knee's always barking.

- He's such a warrior when he gets in there. He fights like it doesn't matter. - I mean, you know, he would, they were in the wrestling positions for a while, where he wasn't able to really do much.

You know, like, as far as defended. - He defends, he wasn't able to do anything to him.

“- That's what saying, there's like a stalemate kind of,”

and he would just like there. - Wherewith everybody else, Homsaw basically ragged all some mounts, - I'm kidding. - And I'm just a mess.

- He was around, it was like a fucking video game, like Rolley's gun to-- - That was crazy. - And him and Kevin Hall had so many words before that, too. So there was a lot of anger in that, you know.

That was crazy. - That was wild. - That was really crazy. And they had gotten some sort of an altercation before that at another event.

So there was bad blood there. So it's like, Homsaw, I just wanted to prove a point. - Yeah, you know, these guys aren't really playing, they play by a different set of rules coming from that block. - Yeah, that's a fucking different block.

- It's a war zone, son. - They used to actual fights. - We're sure. - Yeah, like, they stay alive. - Like, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, scary shit, man. That's a fight, though. It's a really interesting fight. We're gonna know real soon, like early on in the fight whether or not Strickland can avoid the take down

and whether or not Homsaw can hit him and whether or not he could avoid getting hit, 'cause Strickland will set some traps. He's sneaky with his striking. Very clever, very clever with his striking.

- I mean, also, Homsaw had the issue coming off of that of a COVID, he had that long, long COVID where his lungs were fucked for a while. - Well, you know, that was, he wouldn't stop training. So he got COVID and trained hard,

like a fucking psychopath, all through COVID to the point where he was getting bleeding out of his lungs. - Oh, fucking shit. - He was coughing up blood. He just, apparently he's an animal.

He just can't keep him out of the gym. - They just can't keep him out of the gym. And so he kept training while he had COVID, like he got real bad. The point where he was hospitalized.

- That's a, that's a different type of level of being able to just like push past like physical sickness, 'cause COVID just fucked up. - Well, push past the point where you're almost dead. - Yeah, but also showing up doing rounds.

- I think I had mentioned this, but I was trained with Plinyo and Pereira

before the first time coliophyte.

And we got sick the same way. - Oh, wow. - Nuro, everyone like I was sick. - Nuro virus. - Nuro, bro, I was fucking so sick

and he went and did the fight. Did the whole thing. He was as sick as me, apparently. - That was the first time coliophyte. - First time coliophyte.

- I fucking literally was knocked out for 10 days and this motherfucker's training, traveling and fighting for Nuro virus. - For the championship. It wasn't, it wasn't a, it wasn't a prayer fight,

but it was not horrible. - No, it wasn't terrible, he lost, but then the second fight was like, holy shit.

a fucking behemoth at 250, he's in 260 now.

- Oh, he's, they waited at 260, three. - Bro, that's, him at 260, three is now. - Yeah, he's nuts. The guy fought at 180, five, just a couple of years ago. - Yeah, well, this is, this is a true body type.

He's, he's meant to be a cowboy, you know what I mean? He's like a fucking Brazilian cowboy. - Amazon warrior jeans, same shit we're talking about. That's what he is. - It's the bone density stuff, it's not, it's like,

- It's true, it's an edict. - Indiginy, it's true, it's true, it's true. - You look at certain people and you see the past. - Right, right. - Right, right, right.

“- So, yeah, when that song comes out, chance were made to excite, they would, they would, they, they, to conjure up spirit. That's where he fucking does. He's conjuring up spirit. That's why he was so scared of the black man.”

- He's got this cast, he's gonna shrink his head. (laughing)

- Very, very asked him the second fight to not use spiritual warfare.

- So good, that's what, there's no, there's no movie like a right, this type of squad. - I love this shit. - Yeah, I felt that I feel great for Carlos at the same time, it's like, I love that old team, the fashion, all those boys out there. - Yeah, they're great, I like those guys. - It's like, look, I get it, it's a hard pill to swallow, I get it, you did back off, I get it, but also, that guy just, you know what he believed in himself and now he, he and found a way to win, found a way to win, and the most spectacular way possible.

- That's the only thing that should really be spoken about, is his will and his, his ability to fight through that, bro. - Tornaziel, they're carding you off the fucking feels. - I know. - Everyone's crying that the career's over and football, carding you off the feel, which it has like that. - I know. - This dude's fucking knocking on me out for the light-heavyweight championship of the fucking crazy.

- So, to have that type of will in you, you could only just be mesmerized by that.

- I know, it's not mad, if you think about it, like how many great fights are out there to be had, how many great fights have been had. - I mean, those moments like that, that's like, you can, that's one of the things that makes a sport so exciting. Like, you could have imagined that he would blow his knee out, and then you could have imagined that Yuri would pause and not know what to do. And then you couldn't have imagined that Carl's would knock him out. - Yeah, it's pretty interesting. - Let me ask you something about the footing in the, in, in octagon. Did his foot slip? Was this slippery in there?

- I think it was just a placement issue. - He placed it wrong in there. - Yeah, sometimes in scrambles, you know, you're moving weird. - So you're looking like-- - It looks like you just blew out, man. - 'Cause that's shit, just blew. - There's a video of Carlos blowing his knee out, and it looks like they're in the middle of a wild exchange. He moves his foot in a certain way, and it just pops. And you could see it go up the back of his leg, it's wrapped up. - It was nasty. - It's nasty. - Yeah, it's horrible, and it's going to take a long time for that thing to be better again.

But he won. - He won. - He won. - And then Paul O'Costo, in terms of shit.

“If I was the fucking captain of the ship, that's what I would do, I'd say. - Right now.”

- Him and her fucking star may be Uncle Lyav. I mean, I know that Pereira just knocked him out, but he deserves to be in, so here it is. So he placed his leg weird and pushed off and it just blew out. - See? - It looked like he was on. - Just a freak movement. - He didn't step on the, on the pole of the foot. He stepped more on the inside like that, like the angle of the, of the step. - Well, it was definitely weird because they're in the middle of a scramble, you know? - But look at that. - And look at his ever-gotten system right there. The way he just spun off that and stayed on that left leg.

- Oh, yeah, no, that's nasty. - That's nasty. When that happens, your leg is just so unstable. The crazy thing is there's guys in the, you see how it's like that fight with no ACL. They have no ACL and they fight in the UFC. I know how far else, how far else Los Angeles was doing that for a while. He had no ACL and he's fighting in the UFC. - I mean, was that his, during his decline? Or was he still pretty close to the top? He had lost the title, but he was still pretty close to the top where he's still fucking a lot of people up.

- He's just, he's just another breed also. - Well, that guy, like conditioning, that guy was sculpted. - Don't sound just in his prime, looked like somebody made him at a marble. - He looked like he belonged at the Vatican. - I know. - I was, every time I tell people I'm gonna come see you, they were saying, "Yo, can you ask him this? Can you ask him that?" I started fielding questions for you. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry about that.

“- For what? - For you getting those, no, I like it. - No, I like it. - Oh, you do?”

- Yeah, I like it. - What is so ridiculous? - What's the most ridiculous one? - I don't remember, it's so silly, but one good one is like, "When you're gonna have Miracle Crocop here?" - Oh, I actually talked to him, I wasn't crazy. - Because my boy, during the summer, I'm not talking to the same neighborhood as him, that I trained with my boy Dean,

bald-headed fucking, he looks like he's driving BMW M5 for sure.

- I would definitely have Miracle on, he's a legend. - Need to hear from him. - Yeah, he's a legend, and he's very funny. I've seen him in interviews before. - I was wondering whether he spoke English enough, but he speaks... - Pretty good, perfect. - Good enough? - Yeah, definitely good enough to have a conversation. I was watching him versus Fedor today. - Mm, that was crazy, fight.

“- I think that was like 2000. - Look at a man, Jack.”

- That's some believe we're right there. - How old is Miracle now? - That's a recent picture? - Yeah, he's in phenomenal shape. I mean, he's got to be 50. How old is Miracle now? - That stuff doesn't go away when he's real man. - 51. - 51. - That's not true. - Yeah, he was an animal in his prime,

but he was the first kickboxer to really start doing well in MMA because he was so explosive.

See a lot of the other guys, like Ernesto, Hust, or Peter Ertts, they were real technical, but they set things up. - Slappers pretty much. - They were setting things up. - They set it up, yeah. - But with Miracle, he would just explode on you. And explode your liver, explode your head with your fucking kicks man. - He was so fast and so explosive that when he entered into MMA, he had a kind of advantage. This is back when they let him fight with shoes on. Miracle with shoes on is a crazy proposition.

- That's not true. - I've seen, I see a guy like this, I go, that's a giant. - Yeah, he's a giant. - But I mean, he was like seven plus feet tall. - So when you find a skeleton of a person like this. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, a giant's real. - Oh, yeah, definitely. - They're around now too. - Right, definitely. - Yeah. - But he doesn't look like he has gigantic. - No, he does.

- No, he does, but he, no, but you know, like, most of those guys are unafledic, their knees are knocking. - Right, right, right. - He doesn't seem unafledic. - I see where you're saying it. - You know, he has more like he looks like he's kind of on his toes, you know, like he moves well. - Yeah, like his legs are working in the right way as proper athleticism. - Well, there's another guy that beat Fedor. - Big foot slow. - Big foot slow.

- Yeah, but he looked like he had fucking giant face. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, like NBA, Victor Wimminama is, again, Wimminama's 7 foot 4. - That's crazy. - It doesn't look like he moves as well as he does. He's 22 years old. - So fucking praying, man.

“- This is getting able to do the stuff he dribbles behind his back, his shoots, threes. - Bro, do you watch them 7 foot 4 is crazy? - It's crazy, I think. - Do you watch the NBA look sometimes?”

- All right. - 7 foot 4 is different when you weigh 190 pounds. - Right. - You know, 7 foot 4, like Rick Smith's back in a day, or like dudes who have a little weight on them look different. This guy is 235. - But that's unbelievable. - You don't believe that? - I probably is. - No, it's 235. - It's so big. - He's still getting bigger too. He's got a little brother that's not even in the NBA yet. He's like, this kid is, this is what? - This is what? - This is maybe 16 or 17 as younger brother. And he still grows, I don't know, 6-10 now.

- Yeah. - This is this ridiculous. This is the future right here of sports. - Yeah. - Giant humans. - Humans. - Right. So that, if you go back to the Bible, they're a giant. - They're a giant. - Yeah, they're a giant. - Giant's are a bit around. - Well look at the guys in Iceland, like the mountain. - My favorite people. - Yeah. - John Paul Sigma's in one of my favorite strongmen of all time, all the Icelandic heroes. - I know, right? All Vikings. - Joe. - Giant humans. - Uh, half Thor Bjornsson, he's the guy from, um, game of thrones. - Yeah.

- Yeah, I do. - Yeah, he's the mountain. But bro, I go, you know, world's strongmen taught me about the world. It taught me about how to pronounce names and yeah. - Magnus, Magnus, Magnus, Magnus, Magnus, Magnus, Magnus, that's who it is. There's all Icelandic legends. - Yeah. - John Paul Sigma's in Magnus, very Yani Viertonin and Yukohola from Finland, like, bro. I have some genetics in that part of the world. - Unreal. - Vikings. - Unlike Viking genetics. - Yeah, but that's like,

“that's, you want to know what a Viking look like? That's what they look like. That's, those guys showed up with a fucking”

a gigantic boat filled with animals, swinging swords. It's ready to kill everybody in your village. - On swinging that fucking mace, swinging the hammer, man. Have that please. - Yeah. - Yeah, man. I'm rewatching Game of Thrones. I'm on the final season now.

- I've never seen it. - God damn it's good. I need to watch a lava land. - Good.

- That's great. - Fucking, Tom Hardy kills it. - I love Tom Hardy. That's my man. - Yeah. - But fucking Pierce Brosnan kills all the shit. - Kills it. And what is the woman's name again? Helen Marin? - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - She's so good. - Made. She's so good. - What a fucking legendary cast. I really like that show a lot. - Yeah, that's amazing. - That's got to make you be on it. - I wish he's the fucking mind. - I can't do an accident.

- I'll try it out. - Which one? I live a pool. - Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, sick. - There you go. You're in. - I've been now. I'm a scouser.

“- You could do it. - You have to scouser for that. - Just let's do that.”

- Just let's do that. - A patty pimp blip for like a week. - Me too, Charlie. - Charlie. - Yeah. - I want to live with Molly and meatballs, Molly. - I love the talk scouser. - And I want to box. - There you go, bro. I just want to throw hands. I just love fucking, but I just want to love boxing. - There for real? - I love it. But remember how you were trying to show me how to throw kick. I just stopped kicking.

- Yeah, you give up. - I'm not a kicker. - You don't have to be. - I'm not a kicker. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a choker. I'd like to be a choker. - You could learn how to kick. - I could. - You could learn.

- I'm just gonna learn how to stretch first. - It's that leg thing, man. I'm scared to break my leg again.

- Yeah. - 'Cause every time I kick in the wrong place, it feels like you hit the ball on the wrong part of the back. - When you broke your leg, did you have to get pins? - Yeah, I got it. It broke in half. It broke in half, so I got, I got the plate. - Oh. - But it was a clean break. It was good. It's better to get shattered. - Shattered. - Shattered. - I was shattered. - It was bad, so it was bad. - So a clean break. - It kind of made a bionic return.

- So it doesn't bother you now? - No, nothing. - Oh. - No, it's strong, but if I kick it in the exact spot, I'll feel it. - Right, like if someone checks a kick on their knee or something like that. - Yeah. - What part of your knee, or your leg broke? - Uh, I'm gonna not disclose that, like Bill Belichick. - Look at you. - Your height injuries.

How did you break it? - I fell. Literally slipped in the kitchen. I was making fucking two hand burgers, and I was carrying them out, and the homeie was mopping at the same time. I was wearing the wrong shoe, and I just slipped and got caught behind me. - That's right.

- It's freak accident. You know what happened is what's this face?

Pierce Morgan. He fell and broke his hip. How did he get his hip replaced? - That's the thing, he doesn't seem like he's in great shape. I wasn't fucking sick shape at the time. I was riding my bike every day, I was feeling good. How long will this happen? 2011. - Damn. - Oh no, 2010.

“So that's why you worried about kicking, so don't kick anybody. Just work on knee moves.”

Like inside knee. - They go, that's good move for you. - Clinch? - Yeah. It's all just about a hip mobility. Just learn some hip mobility stuff. - I know how arena bars? - Yeah, yeah. - Those are actually really good. - Yeah. - I have one. I could do a good. I could get the leg up there.

- Ball arena bars are really good for swinging your leg. You stand on your left leg and swing your right leg. - Yeah, yeah. - And then up like that, and then this, and that.

That's really good for like opening it up and getting the dexterity and strengthen an up post

supporting muscles. - Yeah. - Well, the flexors, yeah. - Yeah. - Everybody should have some leg and hip mobility. You should be able to throw a kick. It's not that hard, especially a low kick. - No, I could not throw it. - But, you know, the accuracy and, you know, the devastation factor might not be the... - You'll figure it out. - Yeah. - You're a big guy. You're strong.

You got a lot of horsepower, but it's coming in. - Come on, son. Come here, they fucking wrestle you. - Yeah, I hear it. - Get it, get it, get it. - I've been, uh, I train with Plenio a lot. - Yeah, I train with him in Jersey, just holds pads. - I thought he was, he's not in Connecticut.

“- Oh, his place is in history. - His place is in history, right?”

- Lovers in Jersey. - Lovers in Connecticut, but everyone's part of Jersey is Plenio and. - Not Lee. - Oh, nice. - Right there. - Ten, like, five minutes from me. - That's great. - That's great. - It gives me good work. - It's a good dude to love him. - And great coach. - And they spent, yeah, some say he spends time with me and like,

"Teach of me fighting." - Mm-hmm. - Not boxing. Show me how to fight. - Right. Like, things Alex would do. - It's probably a good thing for you, too, to have something that takes your mind off all the other shit you do. - That's one of my favorite things. - Yeah.

The thing is, the one thing takes my mind off the next. This takes my mind off the that thing, that takes my mind off the that. So it's like a constant therapy that I'm giving myself, 'cause I'm getting burnt out here. Oh, let's turn to this. Now, that's stopping me from doing that.

Now, we'll get burnt out there, go to the next thing. - Right. - I'm just a seasonal person. I like doing things when I'm like, when I feel them. - I know what you mean. - Yeah, I don't know what I mean. - I feel it. - Yeah, when I feel it.

- Yeah, exactly. I don't want to be forced. - Yeah. - Maybe I'll start golfing soon. - That's fucking not for me. - Really? - I'm really good. Look at me. - Look at me. - Is it really good places? - I'm a fucking pro.

- You're good, many golfers? - Pitching putt. Now, many golfing, not that good. - What's the difference? - Pitching putt is like everything is subdriving. - Yeah, it's like a city game. We have it at the park. - Oh.

- But it's good, 70 yard. - Okay. - What's the wedge? - Mm-hmm. - Okay, it's just not long drive. - It's no drives. - Got it. - So I'm pretty good. So every golf game starts off with a long, I'm totally ignorant.

Me too, every game starts with a drive from the beginning. - That's true. - Mostly, that's a 14.

but it's like average, 2.3 per side, 2.5 per side, and rest of the park force.

- And do you always open with like a long shot?

Is that the thing? - It's not like how you play the course, it's supposed to be up to you, I mean, ideally you want to get as far. - How would they play PGA? - PGA. - One swing is possible, so you have less strokes. - Yeah. - How does the master start?

“- Yeah, I mean, that's how I'm starting.”

- How they started in Augusta, Shinakak. I want to play all these, I just want to smoke hash on the golf courses and chill while other people play. - That's what you want to do? - That's doable. - I think we could do that.

- I think that's very attainable. - Something we have. - I want to do it once, I don't want to follow them like that. - It sounds like we might have a show. (laughing) I probably already did that with ancient aliens.

- Bro, how do we bring this back? Were you fucking producing it? I was just talking about it yesterday. - Can you produce this for me? - I don't know. - I don't mean to put you on the spot.

- How do we to put you on the spot? Can you be the executive producer? - Co. - Well, where would we do it? It really doesn't take much. - Where'd you do it before you did it at Vice?

- We did it in a fucking rented studio with green screen. - That's where Vice went bad. Well, they should have kept you around. They fucked up. - They fucked everything. - They had you.

- They had any long, they had a bunch of dope shows. I did any long show. We went and did yoga together. - Seriously? - Yeah, bro. - I don't even want to tell you what I'm about to do.

- I love Eddie. - Here's a good kid. Fucking, I'm about to do typo with Billy Blanks. Now, right today, like, you're about to do it? - Thursday. - Really? - Me, Ryan, C-Crest, and Billy Blanks. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I'm going to tell you here first. I went on wheel of fortune. Did you? I did. How'd you do? I can't tell you yet, but just let me tell you I dominated.

I can't tell anyone yet, but I dominated. I think you just told us. - Let me say something, bro. - I'm sorry if this is going to ruin anything with a fuck sake I dominated.

“- Nice. Beautiful. - That's what I mean, I'm looking for jeopardy to be honest.”

I'm better at jeopardy. And so why are you going and doing typo with Ryan C-Crest and Billy Blanks? - Because they took a liking to Ryan, took a liking to me, and now we want to do something else. - Oh, so you guys filming this? - Yeah, we're going to film me and Ryan.

- Ooh, doing typo with Billy Blanks. - But for me, Billy Blanks, the last boy scout the first scene.

- That's right. - That's what I know. - That's what my shit. - That's right. - Ain't life a bitch, ain't fuckish. - Come on, I forgot about that. - It's one of my favorite movies of all time. - Well, Damon Wayne's one of my favorite comics. - Come on, Tom. - Damon Wayne's is a fucking underrated comic.

- Underrated comic and underrated actions. - Oh, he's great in that fucking movie. - Only proof without him, Sandler. - Yup. - Well, I used to love Damon Wayne's opinion. - Major pain. - Oh my god. - He had a run. What about his brother in fucking low-down dirty shame?

- That was a good action movie, too. - Yeah. - Keenan. - Who knew Keenan every way? - He was a fucking action hero. - Keenan is a cool guy. - I'mma get you sucker. - That's right, man. That's right. - He died from overgrowth overgold. - Yeah, so he did.

- So much gold. - Was it their guy who had like goldfish tanks for his... - Yes. - Black Forbes. - Yours, man. That was the poop. - You see? - But you imagine it, dude. - He lives in color. - He lives in color. - Fish tanks, feet platforms. - In living color change in my life.

- And she changed my life. - And she changed my life. - Hey, I just read something. I just probably called Dave and asked him. But I just read something with it thinking about bringing back this passion. - He gave a speech. There's so Eddie Murphy got another award this week. I think AFI or something and Dave was on stage speaking.

And he said he was talking with Eddie about an Eddie sort of like push them.

“But then during the speech he sort of said, "All right, if you want to do it."”

I think they actually even said maybe a movie like a Chappelle Show movie. - Oh, okay. - That's an actual show. But he said it would be fucking great. - He kind of said Eddie, if you do Charlie's parts, let's do it.

- Oh, that would be incredible. - Yeah.

- 'Cause it kind of doesn't want to do it without Charlie. - Oh, that would be incredible. - Oh, that would be incredible. - Oh, that would be incredible. - And Charlie on vacation once. - Yeah. - Totally random. - In Hawaii. - Really? - Yeah, I was at the counter getting my, you know, Keith for the room.

And Charlie's cousin was there. I was like, "What are you doing here? It's like Charlie's here with Eddie." Come say hi. I went over, I had lunch with Charlie and Eddie. I was like, just sitting there talking to him. Like, this is crazy. - That's crazy. - It was crazy.

- Where were we staying? We want to surf club? - Uh, no, four seasons. - Four seasons of Maui? - Oh, yes, nice. - Beautiful place, beautiful place. It was like, just talking to Eddie Murphy, it was like, "What? Am I really talking to Eddie Murphy?" - It was so weird. - It's like, that's, that's second delegate right there.

- It was cool. - He's really cool. - Right, I met Martin. - I met Martin Lawrence, who was like, "My grandparents learned English from this man. "My Albanian grandparents would watch Wheel of Fortune, "Jepity, and Martin."

So, I, you know, and I did the thing with Wheel of Fortune,

I said, "Fuck it, I'm getting myself a ticket." And as I walk in, it's fucking Martin Lawrence right there.

Almost, I literally, I've never done this to another man.

I shook his hand, I went into his ears, like, "Yo bro, "you don't how much this means to me, man, you don't know. "Yo bro, I, I was just talking, and I was like, "Wispring in his ear, "how much it meant to be, fanboyed out." - Yeah, fanboyed the fuck, I don't care.

I don't care, I did it. - Dude, I saw Martin Lawrence in his prime at the Comedy Store in the 90s. - I would have died to see that. - He, well, there's another guy that people sleep on. - My favorite. - He's one of the best comics ever.

Like, when he was in his prime, he would fucking destroy it. And I would have to follow him. It was hell. - I've bombed so many times. Mitsy sure that lady right there. - Yeah. - When, if you were coming up, one of the things that she would do is, like, young comics,

that she thought of it, any promise at all. She'd put them on after monsters. - Put you right here. - Right here after a legend. - Yep, that's your spot. Right on after the killer.

- Good luck. - Good luck, motherfucker. (laughing) - That's, I like that. - Yeah, man. - Show me what kind of shot she got. - She knew what she was doing.

I mean, she's the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians.

For sure, she's number one. She knew what she was doing. Even with her son. I mean, she didn't even get Paulia break. You know, Paulia had to earn it himself, too.

“- Yeah. - That's how she, you know, she knew.”

She knew, like, how, what was the best environment to create comedy? - So, Paulia's show was a stand-up first? - Oh, yeah. - I didn't even realize that. - Oh, yeah, I know that. - I've been a stand-up forever. - I just knew, I just, when I was young,

he was, like, in movies and shit that I liked. He was like that, he was like that actor. - Where's it at? - Right here. - Um, yeah, well, he started and stand-up. I mean, he used to get baby sap, I Sam can't listen.

- Oh, my God. You got to be a fucking funny guy after that, I would. Could that be my baby sitter? - What's some things you don't want to learn when you're that young? - I mean, you don't want to learn from Sam.

- Uh, kind of do. (laughing) I kind of, I don't know, I had some pretty fucking, some interesting characters raised me, also. I'm just so glad that the comedy store is still around.

I was really worried about them during the pandemic, when they were closed for like a fucking year. The whole thing was so insane. It took so long for LA allowed them to open up. - Can I ask you something, honestly?

- No. - All right. (laughing) - The comics of today. Do you find them, it's just because we've aged a little bit and we find different things.

Like, do you find them as funny as you found people that you looked up to like your elders? Do you find these younger guys funny? Like, can you vibe with it? - Yeah, I definitely could vibe with it.

You know, as far as like,

“do they make you cackle the way all the fucks you did?”

- For sure, it depends on who you watch. - You know what? - I like, I like Stavey. - Oh, yeah, Stavey. - Stavey, Stavey. - Stavey, Stavey, Stavey, Stavey, Stavey, Stavey, Stavey, Stavey, Stavey, Stavey,

there's more of this funny comics now, I think, than ever. - Really? - Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it's a really good time for like, up-and-coming people, new people. - It's a tightment about comedy, you know,

and then there's Killtony, which is like this awesome platform for them, so there's so many people that can't win that last night? - No, I wasn't there last time. - 'Cause I drove by the, by the, by the mother ship, and it was there. - It was there.

- Fucking quick. - Yeah, it was, - Yeah, it was, it was Killtony night. I wasn't there last night, but R. Schfeer was there, Louis J. Gomez was there.

So it was a great, great set up, and it's always a good show.

It's always a fun show, and that gives people legit opportunity to get on stage and either to get on YouTube, or to get on Netflix, and front of the whole fucking world, and it could make your career, it could make your life. It could change everything.

- It's not like a voice type of vibe. It's more of like a fucking real show, and it just people see there. It's not like a competition. - No, no, no, there's no competition,

but you do get one minute, and if you do well, - And you get a judge. - It gets a judge by it's your back. - Yeah, not judged, but you get feedback from the comics, or you pour everybody's just fucking around. It's all very loose and open.

Show time to do it. - Show time to do it. - Show time to do it. - No, you don't get yank, you get your one minute, and if you suck Tony roast you, and you know, but sometimes the people that suck, they know they suck, and they're really funny, talk about how they suck,

it's just a great show, but it's just an opportunity where a comedian see there's a path, all I have to do is like keep doing open mics, put together an act, start getting a little road work, do kill Tony, and then next thing you know, I'm headlining on the road,

like all these other guys that have become regulars on the show. - It's a clear path too. - Yeah, like you really make a living, and have a real career in comedy. So because of that, it's like comedy is really exciting right now.

It's like, and because of the YouTube, because you could put your special, just you don't need, you don't need big guys, you put right up. - You don't need anything. Just upload it onto YouTube, next thing you know,

it's got a million views, holy shit. You're often running, and then people could,

“the best thing about YouTube is people could share it.”

You could see a funny comedy special,

I'm like, ah, and then I'll send it to him, and that's how things happen.

It's like, that never existed before.

“So that paves the way for more comics to be encouraged to try it,”

'cause if you gotta work ethic, and you won't do it, there's an actual path to have it at career. - Yeah, because before it had it, it was like a little bit like luck.

You had to meet the right person. And now there's like, like getting to the major leagues, go through the miners, you go through he's clear. - What's the pathway for rappers? - I don't know, there's really none.

And nowadays it's, I believe it's all the same thing. You just, you choose your own path. - Just become there. - Yeah, hopefully. - You thought to get him, yeah, I'd love to do that.

If I could be the mayor, I'd be the mayor. - Just someone got to feed me some political situations. (laughing) Good things only, I don't want to do anything bad. No, but like the path to being a rapper is really,

for instance, if you have to be just nice, you have to be good, you shouldn't be doing it if you suck. - Right. - That's a French to tell you, you're listening. This is not a few, let's step away from this

and do something else. - Right. - You have to have good people around you. I had a lot of people around me that are fucking straight up haters.

Very raw, deal people and no one told me to stop. - Of course. - And that inspired me to keep going.

“And honestly, you have to have it within you.”

This is a UE either have it or you don't. This, this, I've been around here now 16 years. And I've seen a lot of fucking people come and go. But I've been a constant. And I don't even think I've peaked in any area of life.

Yet, truly, I feel like I'm, I'm on the brink of,

I'm always on the brink of, of a new exploration

and a new breakthrough. And that's how I take things. 'Cause I don't like, I don't want to be stagnant. I look older, I'm visibly grizzled. I'm visibly short kind of read.

But because I started later, you didn't see me as a fucking 15 year old kid jumping around. - Right. - I came in as a 27 year old man. - Right.

- So you've seen me throughout the years, I've just now, I'm more of a man. - Right. - So I didn't start as a little baby face, you know? A lot of these kids, you see them 16 years later,

they look the exact same, because you saw them at 13. Not me. - Right, I hear you, you know? - Yeah. - Well, that's a great out of it too, anyway.

“- If you just continue to improve at something,”

that's a great way to live life. I just like learning, and I love new experiences. I want to fucking, like I'm just finding new things that I love every single day of life. - That's awesome.

- Truthfully, man. I feel blessed and special to have those type of outlets where I don't have to like search for shit and things just like, hobbies falling my lap. They do, because I really am a kind of store

of many things in life that I love. - What other hobbies do you like? - Like I said, I love gardening. I love overlanding now. I want to take my truck everywhere now.

- What kind of truck you got? - I got a Sequoia brand new 20. - It was the best purchase I've ever made in my life. - They never break.

- They never break, and New York was so fucking heavy duty.

I was like in war mode, there was nothing stopping me. - Right, poor will drive. - A hundred wheel drive that car now. (laughing) - It got power like you can't believe it's perfect.

- Toyota is a hard to go wrong. - I love Toyota. - I love Toyota. I had jeeps for a while, but I started. My mother had the 83 Toyota Celica.

That was our first car. We called it Brownie. It got us everywhere. Then we made the change to the 94 Jeep Grand Cherokee Forest Green.

We had that for a long time, and so we got the Hyundai Sonata that I got stolen by accident. You know, it was the morning before. That was the night before the Brett Farve jet experiment

that was gonna happen. We fight, we went to the jets. I went to the store in my underwear. Then I always do them up, black from my house. Board of vanilla Dutch and a set for life.

And two fucking kids jumped in the car and just dipped. - Oh, no. - So, and you were in your underwear? - I was in my underwear. I had a fucking, I had to make the police reporting

underwear. - Why are you wearing underwear? - First of all, that was the first question. Why are you wearing underwear? - That's solid question.

- I said, should I take them off? (laughing) You want me to take them off when you crazy? - It doesn't make the situation weirder. - It makes it all weirder.

Why I left with underwear on only? - It was hot out, I wouldn't advise that. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Even if you're going to your local store. - Did you, uh, do things to the courier?

Did you, put a lift on it, what'd you do? - Yeah, I put the lift on it, I put the chains of tires. - Yeah, some 35, some oil, oil, oil. - Look at you. - I went nuts, I got the crazy rack.

- Yeah, I got a roof rack, the whole deal. - I ain't even got a roof rack, nice. - No, but I really, you know, I'm trying to throw the dab in since kid on there. So it's really lifted and I want to go,

I want to do like a decor alley vibe.

and just go out into the woods and camp out for a while?

- I want to do that too. - But I want to drive to the old zone. - No, drive over through the old zone. - Yeah, no, yeah. - There's a truth that these guys are.

- It's probably not, it's not the move. It's too big, it's too burly. - Old land cruisers are the move. - I need 80 series land cruisers. - I need something that's a little bit more mobile.

You're right. I've been looking to go, maybe Mitsubishi Pajero, right hand drive, or, you know, it's real good is the Lexus GX. - Last one.

- Yeah, little comfort. - Come fruit, but also a lot of dudes take those and put lifts on them, and there's a lot of aftermarket stuff available for them. - Because they're so luxury.

- And they're so fucking reliable. - That's that Toyota Motor. - Yeah, you can't go wrong with Toyota. - Well, they sure do. - Toyota, Toyota, I highly rat me, come on.

- I'm the preferable. - I'm the preferable. - Hi, Toyota.

- Yeah, I have a 95 land cruiser.

- Yeah. - I love those. - Champagne? - No, it's silver, silver. It's Lexus Atomic Silver, I had it painted.

- Oh, my God. - Yeah. - It's dope. - She gets me crazy.

“- Yeah, I'm not fucking thing you got the Raptor, the Hennessey?”

- Oh yeah, I got it. - It's more than the Hennessey. What is it to fucking VSOP? - No, it's the Hennessey, it's the Hennessey 1000. So it's the they take a Raptor

or are interned into a 1000 horsepower pickup truck. - It's ridiculous. - Totally necessary. - It's 100, do you overland here? - No.

- You just fucking drive the streets. - Yeah. - Well, I am taking out the ranchers before though. - I'm taking it out. - You need that vehicle for the rancher.

- It helps. - It's definitely helps and you get an over stuff. Those things have so much wheel travel, those Raptors. They're so good, especially the Hennessey, 'cause it's even more lifted.

It's so good at articulating over spaces. - You've been independent. - It just harms. - Well, the suspension is designed to be pliable, right? So like when you're going over fucked up ground,

like moves with it. - What are you talking about? - The old land cruisers is that they all had solid axles front and rear. That's like a real hardcore off-roading vehicle.

The solid axles are just as so durable. And because it turns like the side, you've seen like guys going overlanding with land cruisers. - Well, they have like the crazy, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

“- With the rocks, we're going over light.”

- Do it's gonna process with those weird trails, like just getting up them. - I'm starting to be, just the burn, the burn is there. I'm just a little bit a little, so soon you'll see me in fucking Moab,

go and crazy to the rocks for real. - She got a Jeep. Jeep's a really good for that, 'cause they're real small. They're not very big, you know,

two-door Jeep or four-door Jeep. They're real small, he's a lot of fucking stuff that you could get put on them. Lot of aftermarket stuff for that. - How much fun is that to put sheet on things?

- Oh, so fun. - To fucking soup things. - So excited. (laughing) I'm working on an 87 M6 right now

that I've had just sitting there in my garage for 12 years, about to give it a new life. - What are you gonna do with it? - Baha, really? - Making it a rally car, lifting it holy.

- Shame. - It feels real. - I'm done dropping things. I'm only lifting things now. - Wow.

- I've dropped every fucking BMW I've had to the ground. - We know it's just scraping. - You're subconsciously preparing for the end of civilization.

- Right, I think. - We're gonna have to go off the roads. - I got the Japanese GI Joe truck. (laughing) - I'm prepping everything.

- Yeah, yeah. - You have an apocalypse vehicle. - Yeah, I recommend those. You should get one. - Things go sideways, you gotta have something

that can go away from the road. - 100%. - It's a option for a rally. - And you're on the highway, you're stuck. - You can't get in the fucking thing right now.

- Nah, I could, but it wouldn't be as good. - It's still, it's still seats that hug your ass. I don't want anyone hugging my ass. - A little tiny guy with a cigarette, man. - Exactly.

- Fucking with his legs crossed in the car. - Like this. (laughing) - Like the real deep bend.

“- Bro, who could cross their legs with the deep bend?”

My nuts don't allow that. It's a European thing. - What if your fear does it? - He says, like, doubting the car. - Ask me about his nuts.

What do they do when that happens? - They tuck some in there somewhere. They go in the space, the gap. - The gap between the two legs, you know? - That's a crazy way to sit for your own subconscious

to know that's how you're sitting. - Yeah. - That your shit's tucked. - You're crushing nuts, you know. - I can't do it.

- Well, you and I both have tree trunk legs. - Yeah, that's true. - There's no way. - Get the, it won't work like that. - There's no.

- Go over there. - I can barely do it. - It's also a thing. - You know what I'm talking about. - Adam Crowe talks about this.

He's like, it's a thing that like liberals do to let you know that they think the way you think. - Just sit like that as well. - Yeah, I'm real. - It's like they've got this cross like, well,

it's like a feminine expression. - I'm not threatening.

I'm basically progressive, you know.

I'm, you know, I've got the legs in the proper position. - Yeah, it's letting you know. - Yeah. - It's all body language. - Whereas Trump sits like this.

- It's like this. - It was like his hands over his fall. - Fuck him.

- Everything's open. - Yeah.

“- He's got like the whole of right over his cock.”

(laughing) - So ridiculous. - Oh man.

- Well, women always get mad on subways

because men, men, men, spread. But the reason why is art, that's how our hips are designed. What is this? The microphone's right on his cock.

That's ridiculous. - That's ridiculous. - Oh man. - That is ridiculous. - It's a funny picture.

- So how did ancient aliens that show that you did, you getting high, watching ancient aliens? How did that even start? - Vice was about to fucking take over the history channel.

- I think it's needed content. - No. I was like, "Yo, you guys are fucking bugging. "You're not taking this off. "This has to stay."

(laughing) I go, "Inchonally, this comes with vice.

"This is now gonna be transferred."

And they were like, "I don't know if we could do it." So I had to go and speak to the homie who invented it. He gave me his blessings. I sat with him for like four hours. He was talking shit to me, whatever.

Convinced him, he was like, "Yo, this is not a joke. "Like everything is tongue and cheek and ridiculous, "but this is how it makes us feel. "I'm a proponent, I'm a believer. "If I need to talk to George Yo,

"sucalo's bring 'em here, whatever." So he believed me and he gave us the blessing. He recently, he didn't recently pass, but he passed a couple of years ago. - Well, who did George?

- No, not George, but the main creator, the main creator. - George Yo's the meme. - He's the meme, yeah, he's the meme. - He's the main creator. - He's not saying it's aliens. - Yeah, he's the hair. - But it's aliens.

- But there's a lot of other sick old dudes on there that I know. - Oh yeah, well there's a lot. - So I'm Eric. - The guy who just died also. - Vondanican? - Vondanican, yeah.

- Eric Vondanican. - Yeah. - I met him, really? - Yeah, my friend Eric Bornstein brought me to a lunch where he was at, and I, I had a chance to talk to him

about what he believes and all the stuff. He was all in on the idea that aliens definitely came down here and built everything. I'm more of a believer that there was an ending of civilization and a rebirth of it and that what we're looking at

is some incredible technology that humans had invented

“a long fucking time ago and that's what's responsible”

for all these structures that we don't understand. Like the ones in Mexico are crazy, man. They didn't know, they just uncovered those. I didn't know that until like not that long ago. - Yeah, I thought that asked to build all that shit.

- Think about all these things that they're finding now. Like I've seen recently like all these pyramids they're finding in Antarctica and yeah. Like, well I know that there's one, these like these mountain or in China.

- Or in China. - Yeah, I'd looking, I'd looking nature of it. There's like domes and like, it looks like something underneath. It looks weird though, that one looks weird.

There's a bunch of them in the Amazon that look really weird. Like when they do the light on underneath the riverbed there's like civilization under there. There's like true civilization in certain areas of the Amazon.

- Yeah, I have a friend of mine, Luke Caverns who goes and explores these things all the time and we were actually just talking about one of them that I think is in Peru. I sent it to him and I asked him.

I said, hey, is this legit? And he's like, yeah, absolutely. Not only is it legit but you can't get there. Like it's a really hard place to visit. It's almost impossible to get there

and no one's really looked into it in terms of like, here it is, I found it. - So what did they do it overhead? - Well they have images of it and you look at the image and you're like,

whoa, what is going on here? Like this is weird, like the image it here. - Like full civilization alone to bank. - Well, it's in the water. - I think it's deep in the jungle

“and I think it's very difficult to get to.”

But the thing is a lot of the jungle, a lot of the Amazon, a lot of this stuff is there's areas where people don't necessarily know how many people were living there, a thousand years ago, or two thousand years ago, could have been like

densely packed. - Like look at that. - That looks like a densely packed area with people. - What the fuck is that? Like that does not look, that's the AI version.

But go back to that, that's a real picture. Bro, that does not look natural at all. It doesn't match anything around this. - That's crazy. - It looks like something that someone built.

- It doesn't mean that it's something that someone built and it might just be that angle. - Right, if you look at it from the other side, it might look like bullshit. - Yeah, that's not at all what?

- There's angles of, there's isacelys right there. (all laughing) - C'mon. - How does Triangular situation is going on? - They're saying it, but it's said not image.

- But it doesn't look like it's foresight. - It looks like five side, boom, boom, boom. - It's hard to say, boom. - No, it could be fore, it just could be fore. - Because where it is, again, reverse it,

it just reverse what you're saying. - Right. - So it says, "Geologist referred to this formation

"in pyramid-like structure to the slow patient work

“"of wind rain and erosion over countless centuries."”

- Or someone built it. Like if you're not exploring it and you're saying that this thing that looks just like a pyramid, you think it was made by pyramid, by slow patient work of wind and rain.

- But there's no other rock around it where widened the patient's happiness. - This is a straight-up lane. - It doesn't make any sense. - This is a jungle plane.

- That looks like a person built it. Those are right angles. - And it's covered with bushes. So you got to think like, what did it look like when they haven't gone and checked it out?

- I'll tell you what Luke said to me 'cause Luke is actually an expert in this stuff. This is what he does. He goes and visits these places. And he was telling me it's like this stuff is so strange

because there's a bunch of these kind of structures that are in the jungle. All of them haven't been explored and there's a lot of resistance. He says it's deep and uncontacted tribal land.

There's a small river that can get you within the 25 mile mark. He said it's crazy out there. So it's just like you just have a really difficult time and getting to it. I mean, there's a river that can get you within 25 miles of it.

- Okay. - And then you got to walk through the jungle. 25 miles to get there. - Look, what does it look like on Google Earth? - I don't know where.

- What does it look like though? - I don't see it on the show like the-- - I know, but get that stupid little dot off of them. - That's right at the water prune zoo. - Prou.

- What is, what's under there? I want to know what's under there. Boy, that does look like a fucking pyramid, man. That looks like a pyramid that's covered with bushes. - Yeah, on the middle of nowhere.

- They find all the other ones. I look at that there. It's in a similar line, and there's-- - It looks like it's in a pattern of a star in the sky. - Right, it's green.

- It's green, green, green, blue, blue, blue, blue, and blue. - Yeah, it's weird. Oh, here's another one.

“Did you see that they think that there's a second sphinx in Egypt?”

- Yeah. - Yeah, so they've done scans of this area

where a second sphinx would be,

and there's something under the sand that's a size of a sphinx. - They'd be next to the original one? - It's in the same area, like the same area, so that you have your pyramids, and then there's a sphinx, and on the opposite side, there's another sphinx.

- But the sphinx isn't the sphinx. It was something else. The face was something else, right? - They think the face was a lion's face, and then--

- They broke. - That like arrow had a dog. - That long snouted dog that they have? - Could be. I don't think they think it's that though.

I think they think it's a lion. And so there's one exactly opposite of it. And so this one, what does it look like when they show that image, the scan? - I don't think there's anything there.

- What does the scan say? - I don't know. - You would just scroll up, see that's a scan. And it said something above it, it said scans hinting at complex mega structure

beneath the guisa plateau. And so satellite images of the guisa plateau reportedly captured this dune, which the signal processing researcher claims measures approximately a hundred and eight feet tall.

The first finks sit slightly below the surrounding surface

in a shallow depression. So it's quite possible the second finks could be hidden beneath this higher mound. So it's in the right position where a second finks would be, 'cause I think--

- Do you think the spines-- - They'd be sat on your side? - No, I don't think so.

“I think it's like the pyramids are in the center.”

Spinks go in that way, Spinks go in that way. I think that's the idea. - Does Spinks appear in pairs, more than once? Are they looking for it? Because that's a normal set up?

Like what's the normal configuration of Spinks? Yes, Spinks is a frequently appear in pairs. In ancient Egypt, Greek and Roman art, often acting as guardians in pairs or long avenues at temple entrances rather than a solitary monuments

like the Great Spinks. - That makes sense, right? - If they're facing opposite ways, they'll also, they want just guard on the exit. - Is that both entrances?

- Exactly, far away from each other though. - Right, but far in relative position

to how far the Spinks is from the pyramids in the first place.

- Well, don't we have to ask like, do they appear in pairs, far away from each other, not next to each other? 'Cause that's sort of saying like, they're guarding doors, next to each other.

- Well, there's guardians. - I understand, but-- - Or just entrances if there's two entrances, you need them. - Well, let's put that into complexity.

- We'll ask it when Spinks' appear in pairs, what is the configuration? What is the configuration? What is the configuration? So maybe it'll tell us there.

I give us maybe they are like right next to each other

Both Egyptian art and architecture Spinks is very often appear in pairs, usually flanking in access, such as a road doorway or staircase, right? So like two in front of a doorway.

Tempo approaches, rows are pairs of Spinks. It's commonly lined, the processional roads, with one on each side of the central path. So usually like on two sides of a door. Gates and door, we gateways and doorways,

pairs of Spinks, orientation, idea, modern popular writers often say, one faces each, the other faces west. Okay, well, that's different.

“That's, that's what, that's what they would have found.”

So it's possible that they did it in several different ways, but often in twos. So if they do have one's Vix, Vix and this one. There's another, it's pulling that, it's pulling that from my Facebook post talking

about this potential second one.

Oh, interesting, interesting. So it might be just a grain of salt with it as well. Right, we won't know until they get in there, but if it is there and it's just understand, that's not that big of a deal,

because they had to uncover this one. When this one, does it take to excavate these things? I'll take a while, I mean, it's a lot of sand. Like, but depends on how many, 10 years, how many machines, also they have to do it carefully.

Oh, right. Because you want to make sure you don't fuck up the Spinks. But if there is a Spinks under there, that would be fucking nuts. They've found a second Spinks and they dug it out

and they're like, oh, shit. Look at that Spinks. Ooh, to touch it. Like you said, with one to the, the nurture. That's weird, weird head.

Like it's got plenty of years, right? Are those years pointing? Or is that just where the hair goes? - There. - How weird, pale.

- Maybe it was a chick.

“And they're like, no, I'm making my face.”

- One big thing. (laughing) - It's like one big breast? - Yeah, one hard one. - The fucking arm is jacked.

- Yeah, I don't like it. - We'll too much. - Yeah. - I mean, it's taking time to reach that. - Three breasts if you want.

- Yeah. - And the weird that we like to, but we don't like three. - Yeah, not three is like gross. - Because it's weird, that middle part, you don't, you don't, you want to separation natural.

So you don't want like a third, it's like a fucking...

- You know, we don't want to grow what have to be to pull off a third hit. Maybe like, I think I like it. I didn't like it when I first met her, but now I really like to eat one of these.

- I'm not. - Why not? - I'm not. - I'm not. - We're in the future, total recoil.

- But if it was normal to have three boobs, that's what we would like. That's what's weird. Like the female shape, the desired female shape, like the fertility doll shape.

It's very weird how that could have been a bunch of different shapes. Like for an ant, it's something a little hung on. - Yeah, exactly. - But this is also a thing.

Why are we so obsessed with ass? I know, I am obsessed with an ass. And shit comes from it. Like you shit, horrible things from your ass, but yet I love looking at that ass.

(sighs) - People are complex. - And I dream of biting that ass. Like why? When I know, fecal comes from it.

- People are confusing. - We're confusing to each other. - I'm confused that myself. - You should be. - I really am.

But I love myself.

Mike Tyson told me to never speak bad about myself,

'cause my conscious doesn't, my subconscious doesn't know whether I'm joking or not. - Right. - Ooh, that's wise.

“- I think he heard that from fucking Bruce Lee though.”

I'm not gonna lie. I heard Bruce Lee say that I was from Sherry. - Yeah, I was like damn Mike. And then I heard Bruce Lee say, "This something true to that, for sure."

- There's no doubt. - No doubt. - Yeah. - I always call myself a jerk or a shmuck. I'm not.

- What's this, Jameh? I'm looking at the oldest known pictures of the Sphinx. - This is the oldest one. - So part of it's still underground. - Summer on 1850, 1860.

- Wow. - I'm trying to find it here. - This isn't this is actually 1892. - That's not. - Oh, this looks so strange.

- The whole thing's so strange, man. That place is so old. - Just even if you just go by what they think, which is 4,500 years ago, they built this thing.

- That's so crazy. - That's so fucking long ago. - Well, now they're gonna have fucking recoil there, who else fight there, right? - Oh, yes.

- Who's sick? - And who's sick and fucking there, who's in fight there? - That's nuts. - That's kind of bugged out. - It is kind of bugged out.

- But I like the idea of using the backdrop. - No, the natural arena's natural wonders of arena. We should have it in Rome. We should have it in, you know. - By the way, it's hot.

It's fuck out there. - It's in the sandstorms. You gotta, I was gonna order the gun to do. - I was just gonna work. - Right, what if there's a fucking sandstorm

in the middle of the fight, they get sand their eyes, they're swinging blind. - They fucking try to do it in Times Square, I was a mess. - Yeah, that didn't work out so well. - The fights weren't that good either.

- Except to your female, to your female fought really well. - Well, you gotta have, you gotta bring the right people. - Yeah, someone was saying that it's almost like they're paying them so much. These guys are scared to lose.

That they're, you know what I mean? Like, that was the argument about that time square car. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Because the Saudis came in and they just slant. - The role that you're trying to make.

- They don't like rap, aren't you?

- And they probably do.

- Well, they haven't hollered at me.

(laughing) Oh, man, I don't know how we go there. - Yeah. - I'd be interested in seeing the Middle East. I'd be interesting to see,

it'd be interesting to see all these places, man. I've been to a lot of places on earth, but never over there. I've been to Dubai briefly for a UFC weigh-in in the UFC, which was in Abu Dhabi.

So I've been there for that. - And it was great. - That was a long time ago. But obviously, it was the best possible conditions there with the UFC standing in a nice hotel.

A lot of money over there, man. I'll tell you that. Like, when you're in Dubai, and this was quite a while ago. So Dubai's even crazier now.

I mean, the construction there's just nuts. It's just so fucking, like, high-tech, and everything's beautiful and no crime. - Looks like it seems like a great place to be.

“- Yeah, I know the most important to Dubai,”

just because there's no crime. - Yeah, but there's no hash either. - Yeah, right. You can just hash, but then I let you smoke it. - Bro, you get caught with that.

You go to jail forever. - Oh, there were the ones who've been making it for fucking millions of years. What the hell? - I know, I'm not crazy.

What are they doing? They're keeping it for themselves. - I wonder why they make it so illegal over there. It doesn't make sense, you know, because if they didn't,

I wonder if they're just worried about people behaving foolishly, because they don't have any tolerance for fucking around over there. - Well, you fucking see Amsterdam. That place is a goddamn mess when it comes to weed.

Even since they made weed legal in American, some places, it's a fucking, it's a carnival, - It's terrible, isn't it? - It makes it, huh? - Amsterdam, it's?

- No, no, no, just places in America also, like New York now that weed is legal, it's disgraceful. - And what were? - Just the culture, like people smoking weed and fucking in the street, like, openly.

- Not just openly, but like, obnoxiously. Like, everything is obnoxious. - Like weed smoke everywhere. - It's not just, that's just the way it's done is obnoxious.

- It's just like we can finally do it legally.

- Yeah, let's fucking go, let's read Be Real Stupid about it.

“- Do you think that that'll eventually settle down?”

And this is just because it's a dude thing that's legal. - Probably. - I think so. - It's just really not even the people who, like, it's not like I'm a kind of sore of smoking weed,

but I kind of am. - Right. - And I like to do it in a certain way, but I'm not judging how anyone else does it, but I feel like my way is best.

- I hear you say it. - Nice and chill. - Yeah. - Chillin' in the crib. - You don't wanna know how the people with it,

that's the problem. - Not having to be like old school back in a day, I used to come into this class smelling like the most weed that I possibly could, 'cause that was what I was trying to exude.

I was trying to be cool. (laughing) - Come in smelling like this. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh my God.

- Bro, you go in and like, whoa, who's fucking smake? That was like some rush. - Right. - Being in class and that happened like you.

And you're all stoned and shit in the bag of, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It worked out for you. - It did.

“- A lot of people probably thought it wouldn't though, right?”

- Yeah, there's no doubt about it. - Right. - You kidding me? - Yeah. - I've been so short my whole life.

- It would be funny too. There's people that had a bad opinion of it back then, and they look at you now and like, boy did I call that one wrong. (laughing)

- Just a general man, like, I did all right. I did all right. I've been reflecting a lot under the stars and in nature. - Huh? - I'm just half over landing.

- Yeah, 'cause when I'm not over landing, now I'm camping. - Whoa. - Now I'm camping. - Stay.

- Now I'm at camping. - Base camp ground. - Yeah, I'm grounding. - Take my shoes off, feel the grass. - Dude, I went down a crazy space rabbit hole last night.

I was going down this rabbit hole of black holes. And you remember Jamie, I told you about that black hole that they found that this is big is our galaxy? - Yeah. - Not our galaxy, excuse me, our solar system.

They found a black hole that is so big that it's bigger than from here all the way to Pluto. Well, they found one now that's bigger than our galaxy. They found a black hole that's larger than the, I think it's called Phoenix A.

So if we find the Phoenix A black hole. - It's larger than the galaxy. There's really no measurement of what this is. But even think about you saying, "Yo, it's bigger than our galaxy."

What the fuck is that? - What the fuck is that? - The way this person in this video was explaining it. It's so insane because the amount of time that it would take for a black hole to suck in

that much matter, to become that massive. There's not enough time since the birth of the universe. So there confuses to how it's formed. They're like when maybe we're wrong about how these things are formed. It's roughly a hundred times larger

than the distance between the Sun and Pluto

with a diameter of roughly 590 billion kilometers.

Unlike many supermassive black holes

is currently in a phase of rapid growth and consuming enough matter to grow about 60 solar masses per year. Zactivity drives high rates of star formation and it's surrounding galaxy. - Fuck.

“Is there any way to diagnose this black hole from here?”

Can we see it through any telescope? - Well, they're not power detected it, but I don't understand how they detected it. - But any of them, can we see any of them in real time? - You can't really see a black hole.

What you see is everything around the black hole getting sucked into it. - Yeah, well, you see some sort of weird movement, no? - Right, so this, I thought you were going, headed towards this, I saw this within the last couple days.

- And is on Petrov? - No, no, the Milky Way lives in this thing called a void that is like a black hole,

but it's like two billion light years across.

And we're in the middle of it. Like, look at that picture as like a, you know, example of what that would be. - Wow, there's nothing you'll see on this. - That's perfect.

- So is that circle supposed to be the Milky Way? - Yeah, that would be the Milky Way. - That's the galaxy. And then there's, it, it, billion light years to, - But that's Eurasian.

- That, I know, that's the galaxy.

“- Again, it's like not the best Earth is in the Milky Way,”

so it's showing you that. - Okay, so the Milky Way is just in the center of a void. Is that uncommon? I don't know. - That's the thing, it's like all these galaxies

in the center of a void, but just the idea that there's a super massive black hole out there that's a hundred times more massive, or a hundred times larger than the distance

between Earth and Pluto, like what?

- What? - What? - This is why we have to be smoking weed in front of a green, green talking about this, and having weird people come on in comment,

do you, I've been paying attention to those news about these UFO researchers and scientists that are going missing, yeah? - What do you think of that? - Don't, listen, don't, top doctors go missing,

don't, top physicists go missing, don't fuck an action. All these fucking people were in facts, you know? Power positions, not even just position of high intelligence knowledge.

- Yeah.

“- They go by by the best heart surgeons on Earth,”

seven of them were on the same fucking plane that went down, what do you know? The best, whatever, whatever, they just found the cure for cancer. These 10 doctors, they're on a PJ to fucking,

who the hell knows where and they go down. - Jesse wrote a good write-up about them all that I think explains the angle. We would prefer to hear about, you know, like conspiracies and UFOs and stuff.

- So he thinks it's a conspiracy? - I don't know. - He's laying out in the possibility. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

- And at least from that angle. - It's just crazy that all these top doctors and top things and physicists and just like these people just disappear. - One of them was a general.

He's also a, he's them. - Generals know shit, he was, he was in charge of, I think, the UFO program. - Right, if there's one. - If there is one.

But if you did, didn't he just leave the house at just a gun? - I don't, yeah, that's on the screen. What he left with. - He took a red backpack as wallet

in a 38 caliber revolver. - The left behind is phone. - The left behind is phone. - This is why I reported him missing within three hours, despite FBI involvement, Air Force Office

of Special Investigations Search Dogs, drones, helicopters, horseback teams, flier sweeps and 700 canvas households, no confirmed sightings of McCasland has ever surfaced. Surveillance cameras covered both ends of his street,

none captured his direction of travel after weeks of searching the only item return recovered, was a gray air force sweatshirt, a mile east of his house. Tasty could not confirm it was his.

- He was the first one to appear and there's the DNA sort of.

- So he was the first one to disappear and then another one disappeared and they're like, wait, they actually might have worked together and then like every other day it's like now another one and another one and another one and another one.

- Also, if you knew something that the whole world didn't know, look, if you knew the human race was just a bunch of soul containers for some super advanced alien race that just uses us as a farm. - Yeah, here's the right. - And you're like, what's the purpose?

- The main pops up is because his name was in the building. - Well, it's just an empty body with fucking aliens hosting us. - Hacked emails from Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman, John Podesta revealed correspondence from Tom Delong, naming McCastland directly Delong.

- I'm saying it wrong. - Tom Delong. - Delong wrote that McCastland helped assemble his advisory team was deeply aware what Delong was trying to achieve. Had received a four hour briefing on the project.

Delong added that McCastland ran the laboratory at Wright Patterson where the Roswell material was shipped. - But that's all speculation. - What's the part? - The Roswell material.

- I keep talking about Roswell and he made it online. - Why is it always like,

- He did run, it was in charge of the Air Force Lab at Wright Pattern.

“That's why it's linked to the Roswell material.”

That could be the part you put in parentheses, but he did run that lab. - It's all very interesting because that is the lore was that that's where the wreckage was shipped. - And then the one we talked about yesterday, Monika Resi,

I looked her up, she is known for being on a patent of some super metal alloy. I was looking that up yesterday. That doesn't mean anything specifically. - This is the lady that vanished.

- Right. - She was the lady that was hiking her friend turned around, saw her, kept hiking, said something to her, kept hiking, turned around a little while later and she was gone. - Yes, no one ever found her.

So invented an alloy called Mandalay, which is used in rocket engines currently. - Don't, don't, don't, don't. - Come on. And maybe working on some new shit.

- Uh-huh. - Maybe.

“- I mean, those people who got those patents”

through all those metal, like the fucking guy who got the patent to the clip that turns the gun into an automatic, or the, that's that shit. - Right. - Those little components turn bigger things

into like super, such a-- - This is like a crazy alloy for spaceships. - Yeah, like just kind of weird that, of course. But it's kind of weird that that lady is a lady that goes missing.

So if you were a competitor country, I could see why you'd want to take out one of those scientists, you know? Definitely. If you were involved in another industry

that might be harmed by her work, like if your work would make your work obsolete, you might want to get rid of her. Get rid of her. That's right.

That's always happened.

People have always done that.

You can't take it out of the equation. You've got to thoroughly investigate. - This is, it's a, it's a story as all this time. - It is, right? - You get rid of one person and the next one comes in.

If they're threatening to you, they go bye-bye. - Especially in big business, like rocket engines and alloys and space travel. - Something as small as fucking numbers betting. They kill you for betting numbers, right?

- You're not gonna kill you for that. - Mm-hmm. Truth. - There's nothing but truth, man. - Well, let's have a brother.

- Thanks for being here. Tell us everybody, one more time, your album. - Give us a fuck. - Come on, dog. - We did.

- You know, I'm not here for that, but I'll see you to say hello. - I'm gonna like, to get people to check it out, 'cause you think they're gonna give a shit? - I think they will. - Yeah, they'll like it.

- You'll fucking plan to frog, coming out real soon. Real soon, man. We dropping now, you already know. We use that hype shit, hype shit. You know, I got all kinds of things.

I got many projects on the way for the year. - Fuck, that's delicious.

- Always, that's always going down.

- Always. - You know that. - Boy, try to get. - KG BBQ. - Yeah, come on.

Made 'em a star. - Yeah. - That was a good workout. - KG or KB? - KG?

- KG. - Yeah, okay. I wanted to make sure.

“- I think like I said, I'm not just gonna come to work out with you”

and just fucking chill, kick it, talk some fucking fights. - Any time, sir. - Any time. - That's it.

- It's always fun to hang with you.

- You too, bro. - Come on, brother. - You fuck about my album, fuck that shit, fuck everything else. I'm here for a good time.

- Well, it was a good time. - Thank you. - Appreciate you all. - All right, all right, bye, buddy. (upbeat music)