#2505 - Tom Segura

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[MUSIC] >> Down me by. >> What's that name dude? >> I watched two episodes of the new season. >> Oh, thank goodness.

>> It's so ridiculous, it's so you, that show is so you. I don't want to give anything away, but the dance one I was fucking crying. >> I was crying and the freaky Friday one. >> Yeah, yeah, I was doing it. [LAUGH]

>> Oh my god, oh my god, they're so fun. >> They're so fun. >> It seems so fun for you. >> It's the most fun I have. >> It's like it's so, it is one of the best examples of like a one mind.

>> Like one person's mind, in a show. >> Yeah. >> Without like a whole bunch of people saying don't do that, don't do this. >> They give us, they give us no restraints. >> And then in the craziest, greatest sense, they really are like do whatever you want to do.

>> They're like having Neil in one, the first one was so ridiculous. It's so, it's so you. >> It's such a great time, the dance one, you know, I went to six rehearsals for that. >> The answer rehearsals. >> Dancing is hard.

>> It was so hard.

“>> And remember when you did the Steven Tagal thing?”

>> Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, and I had to do a bunch of rehearsals for that. >> For people that hadn't seen it, that's you and Bert made a dance video. >> Like you guys had a competition, so he was just saying we should all do one. And then we were, I was like, yeah, okay, and then he just dropped one.

So he, there was no like, let's both do one. And then he was like, I'm a better dancer, and I was like, each shit. [ Laughter ] >> There's something about him saying he's better, it's something that's infuriating. >> It's so crazy, because it's just, it's just like wild, unhinged confidence.

>> And the truth is, I got to give him his credit.

He is capable of so much of this stuff, too. >> Well, it's a great athlete. >> Great. >> That's why he's so confident about stuff. >> He dropped a bunch of weight, and then in our, we did our 5k, if you weeks ago,

for the Netflix as a joke, we did a 5k again. From last year this year, he dropped 16 minutes off of his time. >> Holy shit, I was like dude. >> He's dropped 50 pounds, too. >> Can you imagine doing a 5k with a 50 pound vest on?

>> It's crazy. >> It's really crazy. >> Now, I think about that every time I work out with a vest on, and my vest that I usually work out with is only 25 pounds, which is like a normal amount that people lose. >> Yeah.

>> Like this is crazy how much harder everything gets. >> So much harder. >> Yeah. >> It's great to wear those on like a hike and take it off and you're like, oh my God. >> I have a 35 pounder, I wear when I walk the dog, and then I have another one.

>> That's just, it's an actual backpack frame that I put plates on it. And I can get it up to 90 pounds. >> I did a hike with a 50 on, and I had to take that shit off. >> It's fucking hard, man. >> Really hard.

>> The 45, I do with 145 pound plates, so like the backpack itself is probably about four pounds, and then the plate is like the other 45. >> That's shoulder neck area, it just goes. >> It's rough. >> Yeah.

>> It's really rough.

“>> I do it before hunting season though, because it's like the best thing to prepare you.”

>> Yeah. >> For actually having to go back, back on. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Because you don't realize how, well, you're carrying a bow, you're carrying, I don't pack my

whole camp on my back, like some guys when they go out into the back country for like eight ten days, they'll have a 80 pound, 60 pound pack, because they've got their food for like a week in there, and then they have like their bedding, and they have like some kind of a shelter. >> Do you go hunt like that?

>> No. >> Like that level. >> I don't do that anymore. >> I've done it a few times. >> You have.

>> But I don't like it. >> My boys are hitting me up. Like they want to go hunting. >> Really? >> Yeah, because I take them shooting.

But we just shoot targets. We have a lease out here, we can take you big hunting. >> Oh my goodness. >> They have to kill 'em. They have so many of 'em, dude.

>> Yeah. >> So they're just, it's the craziest infestation of animals you've ever seen, you hear them in the bushes. >> They sound like demons. They're everywhere.

There's so many of 'em, dude. >> That's crazy. >> Texas has millions and millions of pigs. Is it really that money? >> Oh yeah, I don't even know what the full number is.

But they don't know, because it goes up every month, so the thing is like wild pigs have as many as three litters of year, and they could have as many as six piglets per litter. >> Jesus. >> Yeah.

>> And they start giving birth at six months old. >> And then do they do the thing, 'cause like with a lot of animals that they say you can hunt these, it's because they are destroying like the system. >> Oh yeah. >> Destroying everything.

>> Really? >> So what is the number?

>> 2.64 million, wild pigs, not nuts, that's in Texas.

>> Texas. >> That's just Texas. >> 2.64 million is fucking bonkers. >> How long does that hunting season last here? >> It's 100% all day long at night, shoot them with night vision, yeah.

You can shoot them every day, all day.

>> Well, they taste great, like barbecue pig, like if you do it right, you have to

“be careful because you can get chicken noses if you under cook it, it's not like pork”

to get from a restaurant. They're eating everything, they eat each other, like if one pig dies, they sometimes they die in fights, they fight with each other and they die or sometimes they get hit by a hunter and they live and then they die and then they pigs eat them. So they'll eat dead deer's, they'll eat scunks or anything.

>> Anything. >> Anything. >> These have to cook it well. >> You gotta cook the shit out of it. But if you eat a pig that's been eating egg corns, all they're delicious, I got one in California

once the first pig that I shot and we smoked it on this trigger, slow smoke to ham, it was sensational. >> Really good. >> It's so good to do it. It's like a darker meat than pork that you get from the store.

>> I've got to take them because they're asking, I took it. >> This is a good friend of mine named Jesse Griffiths, he owns Dydua restaurant, he's

an awesome chef, like an amazing chef and Dydua, if you've never been there before, you

got to go there. It's fucking incredible. Lot of his like Texas wild game that he serves. He serves like Neil Guy, like which is like, so there's only animals that you can serve that you hunt are ones that people own, like exotics or pigs.

So he has like wild boar sausage in my place here. >> He has a place here. >> Yeah, it's called Dydua.

“>> I think I had that written down on my list.”

>> It's legit. What I was going to say is Jesse, he has a cooking school. >> That is, it's number three, I'm going to say my list. >> It's super legit. One of the first places I went when I moved here.

>> Really? >> Yeah, because he had been on my friend Steve Renella's podcast, and then he came on my podcast, and when he was on Steve's, I was like, "God, they got so interesting." Who's that guy? And then he introduces me to him, and then we went hunting together, Steve and I, in

South Texas, like right on the Mexican border, and Jesse went to, and Jesse cooked for us. Oh my God, it was sensational. >> Oh my God. He's so good. He cooks diver ducks, and diver ducks are kind of gross, because they're the ones that go under the water, and they eat all the mulch of the bottle stuff.

But what he does is he has some kind of crazy marinating process, so he marinates them for like an extended period of time, and then he grilled them. >> And Dydua thirsts what kind of food? >> It's mostly, it's like, they have steaks, they have fish, they have everything, but it's mostly Texas food.

>> Texas food. >> Texas redfish, Texas wildhog, he has a Neil Guy ceviche, is there so anything better than befriending a chef? >> Oh, he's the greatest. >> He's a great guy too, and what I was going to say is he has a whole school, where

what does it call Jamie? Something, we'll figure it out, Jamie will find it, but he has a school where he'll teach you how to hunt, teaches you how to butcher the animal, how to break down into cuts, and then he teaches you how to cook it. >> Really?

>> Yep, and he does it with small amount of people, so it's like, you know, six, eight people,

or something, in a small group, and they'll take from the beginning, like I've never

shot a gun before, fine, don't worry about it, from the beginning, this is how you use a rifle. >> Yeah. >> This is the safety, make sure you never point the gun at anything other than the ground, never point it at a person, even if fingers know we're in the other trigger, all the safety

stuff, and then takes you to a range, shows you how to sight it in, how to shoot the rifle, and then they take you hunting.

“See, the most imposing, I think, part of a new school of traditional quickly, that's it.”

>> The most imposing party, hunting to me, is what did you do after that after you shoot the animal? >> I can teach you some of that too, show me some pictures here, some of the yummy pictures. He barbecues, like his food is so, look at that dude, come on son, what is that, like some sort of a poor, what is this?

>> White tail or? Oh, so it's a white tail, a dough and a big fatty bore, and so what is he doing? He's making dried chilies and onions, so nice, and like a lot of people, he likes like old bores, like a lot of people, they say, "Oh, you've got a shoot a young one," he's like, "No, no, no, I like the old ones," because it's like real flavor to me, just

kind of know what you're doing. >> Yeah, yeah, he knows what he's doing. Do you like cooking? I do like cooking, I haven't, I used to cook more, but I enjoy the process, I love getting a recipe getting the ingredients together and cooking a meal.

>> Well, then you'll love doing that, especially. >> I would love to try that. >> 'Cause it'll be something that you shot yourself, oh my god, it'll hook me up with him, please. >> Yeah, I love to.

>> And on top of it, you're literally helping the environment, like they have to be killed. >> Yeah, I'm telling you, these guys are asking me on a daily basis. >> You know, Taylor Sheridan, the guy I was pretty jealous of, he's a friend of mine, and he has a giant ranch, it's crazy ranch. >> Yeah, I think he has the biggest ranch in Texas, and he had a pig problem, so he literally

to go a tax emergency. >> On an emergency? >> Yeah. >> To kill pigs.

“>> Yeah, they plotted it all out, they strategized, they made a plan, and they”

went out, and they fucking annihilated a bunch of pigs.

>> That's pretty fucking rad. >> Well, pretty, yeah, and pretty violent ways. >> I'm sure. >> Like sure, there's some crazy videos online of people using thermite, no, not thermite. What's that stuff called, Jamie, the blow's up, Tannerite, Tannerite, Tannerite, that's

not their blown up the pig, so what they're doing is they'll set up a feeder, and then at the feeder they have Tannerite, and so when the feeders go off, the animals hear it, and then they run towards the feeder, usually the feeder is for deer, and then the pigs usually kick the deer, and the deer just say fuck this, and they run out of there, and you got like 30, 40 pigs, and so fuck these pigs, bro, it's so wrong, but see if you can find

any videos of one where they're like on a feeder, because the camera's like really close, the camera's like 20 yards probably shit, yeah, like these, like watch this, this is so fucked up. >> Oh my god, they're just disintegrated, and this is one of the beautiful things about Texas, that's totally illegal.

>> Totally legal. >> Totally legal? >> Yeah. >> You can shoot them out of helicopters too.

>> And they needed to go.

>> Oh, they have to go. >> Yeah. >> They're so many of them dude, when I take you to the least that we have with my friend Tyler from archery country, when you go there, as you're walking, you hear him in the bushes.

>> They sound like monsters, that's where you're hunting now. >> That's where you can hunt. >> Yeah, we're going to take you. Yeah, we have a least there. >> Oh nice.

>> It's like our 20 minutes from here, our half. >> I went a couple of weeks ago to somebody's ranch. >> Yeah. >> It was fucking awesome. >> That's pretty cool.

He had his own range set up there, which was so fucking right. >> Yeah. >> That's the dream. >> And we set up, I set up my youngest, so he was shooting like pistols. And then the guy had the new dev-group seal team six rifle.

And we late, my son laid on the bed of the pickup, and he was like, "Just ping ping ping ping."

“>> He's like, "I was 18 for 18, I was like, "You ready to go?”

How old is he?" >> Seven. >> Oh my God. >> That's so exciting for us. >> So exciting.

>> So exciting. >> If you could take him, and he could shoot a pig, and then you guys can like have baby back ribs for dinner. >> It's going to change the whole, yeah. >> Oh, yeah.

Hold a lot. He's going to go nuts for it. >> It's very exciting. >> Speaking of violence, I was, I was, I was breathing and researching a Uday Hussein. >> Oh.

>> Man. >> Yeah. >> Dark. >> He's the darkest. >> The evilest.

>> Him and his brother. >> But Uday was the worst. >> He was the worst. >> Yeah. >> He was the worst.

“>> Oh, they're exactly like he's breathing about dictators, you know?”

And I was, I was breathing about E.D. Amine and Mussolini, Stalin, and then you get to Hussein, who's saying it's like a really interesting story, like from birth, right? His mother didn't want him, which is a very kind of unique thing, like a mother rejecting her own. >> Why didn't you want him? >> His father had died before he was born, and she thought this, I don't want this kid.

And so when, when she was, when he was born, she was like, he's a, like a devil child. >> Oh, Jesus Christ. >> And so she rejected him from birth. >> He wants you to be right. >> She was kind of right.

>> And that crazy? >> It is. It is crazy. >> Do you think she made him that way? >> I think, usually when you see, like, these really, um, horrifically violent people, and as adults,

there's, there's almost always childhood trauma in neglect.

>> I'm sure. >> So that formula is almost always there. >> So it's a self-fulfilling prophecy, right? >> I kind of, I think it kind of is. And he was, he was, maybe she just fucking knew, maybe she had some juicy instincts.

>> He had it a feeling. >> Well, she just knew this one that bad one. >> But he was violent from a very young age, and, um, >> Well, he was rejected from a very young age. >> Exactly.

>> All right. >> He was an enforcer, and, um, you know, he killed somebody as a teen, really. >> But all of his violence, while, like, president, what, you know, it was like politically motivated, it was like, to stay in power. But Uday was just a sadist, like, he just enjoyed killing for someone that looked at him

wrong. >> Oh, he would find women that were getting married. >> Yeah. >> He would steal them, rape them, then feed them to his dogs. >> Mm-hm.

>> He threw one off a hotel, rooftop one time. He killed a chef for oversalting the food, like, right there in the kitchen, shot him in the head. >> Oh my God. >> Like, he, he, one time killed a guy at a party in front of the president of Egypt, so

the president was visiting Iraq, Mubarak was visiting, and he beat this guy and then shot him in the head at the party. >> Oh, my God. >> Bro, you got to get outta here, and then one time he went to a family party, and he was pissed at his uncle, and he pulled out a submachine gun and shot him, he shot

>> Oh, my God. >> Just wild, crazy.

“And then he was in charge of, like, the country's athletics, you know, he was, like, chairman”

of the Olympic team, and so he was, like, torturing athletes. He was just running wild. >> You can imagine a serial killer that's the prince of a country. >> It's just absolutely insane. >> His paragraph is about the Olympic team, stuff he would do.

>> He had a lifelong obsession with brutal tortured murder, and brutally torture athletes, whenever they failed to win a match, when athletes would fail to get in a soccer tournament. He would force them to repeatedly kick a concrete soccer ball. Athletes who lost matches would be repeatedly dragged through a gravel pit that immersed in a sewage tank to induce infection in their wounds.

Uday loved torturing and killing, and he would sometimes flogged the athletes for three days if they failed.

Iron Maiden's may have never been used in medieval times, but they were frequently used

by Uday to punish athletes. >> Oh, my God, dude. >> Yeah, he was, yeah. >> Oh, my God. >> Yeah, it's just about that, there's other stuff here, too.

>> Oh. >> Egyptian president thing. >> Yeah. >> What's fucking crazy is, like, how long did he do that for? >> I mean, he was born in 64, and he died in what O3.

>> Oh, my God, listen to this one. Scroll up a little bit. According to his chief bodyguard, when Uday learned one of his close comrades, who knew of his many misdeeds was planning to leave Iraq, he invited him to his 37th birthday and had him arrested, and I witnessed that the prison where the men was held said members of

Uday's militia grabbed his tongue with pliers and sliced it off with a scalpel so he could not talk, a maid who cleaned one of Uday's houses such once saw him mopped the ear of one of his guards, and then used a welder's torch on his face.

His bodyguards were the leaders say that at least 200 people died at his parties every

year. >> What?

“>> The worst thing, 200 people died at his parties every year would be to be invited”

to his parties. >> You imagine you get that invite, you can't, you can't not go. >> You definitely can't, definitely. >> Yeah. >> So you gotta hope you're one of the, you know, people that don't, yeah.

>> Jesus Christ, sweating and he lashed him. >> He was a stickler for personal hygiene, recall the Butler, he had to smell sweat once on my day. Uday stopped, the Butler said, what the hell's that smell? >> Uday ordered five Falacua lashes on the Butler's right foot and five on his right armpit.

>> Oh my God. >> Oh my God. >> At his boat club, Uday kept a monkey named Louisa in a cage in the kitchen. Louisa had a taste for whiskey. It wasn't angry trunk.

If one of Uday's friends passed out in the course of an evening or was caught napping says about their Uday would have the friend thrown in the cage with Louisa who had scratched at the poor in ebrids face. >> Jesus Christ, dude. >> Yeah.

>> Jesus Christ. >> Yeah. >> How crazy is that? >> 200 every year dotted as parties. >> I mean, yeah.

>> So he had parties all the time then. >> All the time. >> Yeah.

“>> I just would kill people and his parties.”

>> And the music would have to keep going. And you would have to, one time he killed the guy for not laughing. Hard enough at his joke. So like at a party. So he told a joke and people laugh when I didn't laugh hard enough.

And he shot him in the head at the party. >> Holy. >> And then he was like, looked at everybody. Everybody was like, you gotta keep like, like having a good time. >> Holy.

>> Because then you get it for reacting the wrong way. >> How many people did he kill? >> Oh my god. And they knew he was demonic. Like they knew he was fucked.

>> But he's my boy. >> He's my son. >> What do I do? >> What can I do? >> He's first in line.

>> What can I do? He's good to be king someday. >> Some day this will all be his. >> Can you imagine? >> Great.

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>> That's drink AG1 dot com slash Joe Rogan. >> Yeah. >> I wonder how old he was when he killed his first person. >> Probably teen like his dad probably. If not it was definitely by the time he was like 20.

And they would just you know the boys would just run through that country with like unlimited

>> Wild. >> It's like the worst formula for that personality trait.

>> And it's probably never been.

There's never been a time where you had access to the kind of guns that they had. >> Right. >> The weapons cars and squads. They had kill squads. >> You know he had his own kill squad.

>> Jesus Christ. >> Yeah. >> He was probably the most. I mean in modern times the most sadistic guy in power that we've seen.

“I think I don't think just anyone who knows even sounds close to that.”

And no. Idiot mean was pretty crazy too. He was pretty crazy. >> Imagine that guy got a nuke. >> Uday?

>> Yeah. >> Oh no. >> 100% would use it. >> Day one maybe. >> Yeah.

>> 100%. >> You know crazy that is. >> Yeah. >> Which is why you want to keep powers in check when it comes to like certain people rise to power why everybody goes we can't let this guy.

>> Right. >> Get access. >> Yeah. >> That guy. >> Yeah.

>> Don't say Dom because how old was the Dom when they killed him? >> He had to have been what? >> 60s was he 70 yet? >> So if he let's say he was 70 he had maybe 20 years left. >> Yeah.

Because on your way out's probably when you want to do it right. >> Maybe who day would a fucking take him out if it took too long? >> Yeah. >> He probably would push him off a cliff or something. >> Easily.

>> My father fell hiking. >> I miss him so much anyway. >> Anyway. >> I don't forget his dad. >> He used mustard gas on his own people, nerve agent.

>> Well, this put imagine what life was like thousands of years ago. >> Especially one of those like under one of those regimes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.

>> There was always people like that.

>> There's always been horrible evil rulers. >> Yeah. >> What's his name? The impaler. >> Oh, Vlad, Vlad Tepes.

>> Yeah. >> God. >> Oh, he was dark dude. He would just for intimidation. He would set up geometric patterns of poles.

>> Mm-hm. >> So that like when the enemy was coming close to where his country was. As they were entering into the area, he would have geometric patterns of poles with all of the soldiers that he killed. >> So all of them. >> All of them.

>> Some of them still live. >> And so you're talking like thousands and thousands and thousands. It goes on for miles and miles. He would have like the entire road like every 400 feet or something like that. That'd be a guy on a pole.

>> So you were the fucker we go in there? >> And so you want to talk about morale killer. >> Yeah. >> Realizing how successful this guy's already been, killing people came this way.

>> Yeah. >> And then you're being forced. Here's some farmer who got conscripted. >> Yeah. >> Would you reach in?

“>> At his parties, which you're saying, like you know, you have to go to.”

>> Yeah. >> He made you drink. >> Of course. >> And there was a special drink. He came up with.

>> The cup of friendship. >> He'd line the entertainers up and they gave him 10 minutes to drink it. >> Oh my God. It's 90% alcohol. Sometimes including drugs.

>> And if you didn't, there were punishments. >> Oh my God. Having the hair and eyebrow shaving off being beaten enough to stand without touching their faces. >> Oh my God.

>> So there's also always reading he.

There was an assassination attempt in 1996. And he was shot somewhere between seven and 17 times. >> Oh my God. >> Secretary said you got away worse after that. >> Really?

>> So there's a lot of people were saying he was impotent. And that made him, he didn't know. >> Oh yeah, shot in the dick. >> He did not like those claims. That's why I didn't read some of this is real fucked.

He was taping some of these rapings. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Oh my God. >> Oh my God.

>> The stories about that type of behavior are from 600 years ago. >> Right. >> You know what I mean? Just like an older time where you're like, "Oh, that was just a different moral compass existed."

And then you kind of go to now you're like, "That was not long ago. That was 20 years ago." >> So when he handy cam. >> Yeah.

>> So when he got someone there filming it. >> Yeah. >> And he was sent it when he sent his kills go out to do stuff. He would always be like record it. So I could watch it later.

>> Oh Jesus Christ. And they would just, you know, cut people's ears off and shit. >> How did he die? >> He died in post war. Was it a bombing?

“I think it might have been a bombing, right?”

>> I went after him, I think. >> Unless I was reading the details of this. There's a... >> Yes, missile. >> Yeah, missile.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And I struck the fatal blow to Uday and Cousay, who's saying... >> You know, they do hexagonal missiles. Who was him?

>> Who was his body, where his body was. And the old wounds of the bodies were consistent with injuries he had during the assassination attempt. >> This was off. He was partially paralyzed. I was seeing this too.

They flew out, hypnotists from America who went twice to try to unhypnotize

Did they kill them? >> I don't know.

He wrote a book about it.

I don't know.

“But the last thing I went was September 2001.”

And I would not take that off for the whole fuck man. >> Yeah. >> You imagine you're a hypnotist in America. And that guy wants to fly to Iraq. I wonder how much people knew about what he had done by then.

Like if you're just a hypnotist. >> Yeah. >> And you get an email from the Iraqi government. >> You think I can do it? >> Like I'm open.

>> Larry Garrett from Chicago. >> Where's Larry? >> We traveled to Baghdad twice in April in September of 2001. Where he used hypnotism to treat New Day's inability to walk with his left leg. It spent more than 60 hours of personal time with New Day.

Garrett said to New Day, he was an educated man with a background in engineering. He was well-versed in the Quran. He had visited the US with his cousin when he was 17. He expressed some political views, but he didn't involve me in them. I must say I was developing a fondness for him.

He'd never spoke to me as a leader or the son of the leader.

He never condescended. He was just two men sitting around at night. >> Wow. >> Imagine just sitting there with that psychone. He's got a fucking two, two, three thousand bodies under him.

>> Yeah. >> At least, probably.

“>> He's like, so you said you can make this leg work, right?”

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> For sure, man. >> And he's killing 200 people every year at his party. >> At his party?

>> Just shooting people for random things. Some guy farts shoots me in the head. They shot Uday exactly 50 times. >> Shot Adam. >> Oh, shot Adam.

>> With 17 hits. >> Oh, my God. >> God damn. >> That's crazy.

You've figured we got him.

>> Shot him 17 times. >> Trust me. >> We got him. >> 17 is a lot of bullets, man. >> Wow.

>> His seven brothers and his father. >> Okay. >> Sodom's men arrested, Abu, Shagad, and learned the details of other members of his team. >> Shereef's. >> Seven brothers and father were imprisoned and his mother was then told to collect their bodies from the back-dad morgue.

>> Father and three brothers, the would be assassin, Abdul Sadik Sadik. >> We're executed. >> Abdul Sadik and his father shared the same fate, security guards, destroyed the homes of all families, the bulldozers, and confiscated all their property. >> Oh, my God.

>> Iraq intelligence eventually traced Abu Sadik to a location in Iran where he was assassinated on the elder Hussein's orders on December of 2002. >> Man. >> Wow. >> That's really cool.

>> According to popular belief, he was impotent. >> Wow. >> That's funny. >> He got real mad if you said that a lot. >> He got real mad at a lot of stuff.

>> It seems like he got real mad at everything. >> And then everybody, they said in this doc was like so aware of what he was up to and how he was, that when you would see him or in his cronies out around town, everybody just kind of backed up to a wall and looked down because they were just terrified, you know.

There's recounts of seeing him in a traffic jam. Just pulls him out of a car and beat him with a hammer. And then everybody just kind of no one hunks, no one says a thing. They just fuck, just weighed it out. And then they're like, all right, he's good.

Go ahead. >> How crazy is that? Like having that kind of ability to do whatever you want to people with no repercussions. >> None. >> And you will eventually be the king.

>> Yeah. This is our guy. This is the leader. He would eventually become the king. Like if we didn't, I mean, I'm not saying we should have.

“But if we didn't go to Iraq and invade, like what would happen?”

>> Who knows? >> Who knows? >> And I also was fascinated to learn because I didn't really know much, and I know a lot about it. But how much of a thriving cosmopolitan place back that was in like the 60s?

>> Well, back that fell apart a long time ago when they got invaded by the Mongols. Back that was like the epicenter of science and philosophy. >> Yes, man, you're talking about it. >> Yeah. >> But I'm saying even as recently as the 1960s, this was a cosmopolitan place.

>> Yeah. >> That was the place, yeah, yeah. It was like the hot place to go, man. >> Wow. >> Yeah, and it just how things can take it turn.

It's just so dramatic. >> You can fuck, that can just happen. >> Oh, yeah. >> You think things are a certain way forever. I'm sure they did.

citizen then, you were like, we're talking about this. - Well, look at LA. (laughing) - LA is crazy, I'm so fascinated by the people, 'cause we both have a lot of friends there, a lot of people.

And there's two types now. The ones who acknowledge that this is different, and then the delusional ones, because people are, I know a lot of people who are like, "Yeah, of course it's different."

And you're like, "Hey, you can see it. "You can see this is a different place "and it was several years ago." And then the people who are like, "No, man, everything's fine." You're like, "You're not in reality right now."

- Well, they probably had seven or eight boosters, so maybe they're not thinking so straight.

- Yeah. (laughing) - The people still do that? - A hundred percent. There's people that take pictures and put it up on X.

You never know what's real on X, though. And there's so many people that are posting from foreign accounts that are just full shit, and just... - And there's trouble. - And there's a lot of AI shit that is starting

to trick more and more people.

Like, it was for a second, you could always decipher it.

On the earlier stuff, now it's getting better and better. - Oh yeah, war footage. There's a lot of people that are posting war footage. It was straight out of video games. (laughing)

- How good is that gonna be, though? - It's already so good. - I know, but we're still in like the early phases of it. - The only thing that tricks me, it doesn't trick me is that I know that AI's real.

- Yeah. - So I look at, I go, this might be, yeah. - That's me, yeah.

“- Because you have to think that way, which is a new thing.”

- It's a new thing, it's a new thing. It's the limits, it's limitless. - Limitless. - AI only fans, they have AI girls, they're doing only fans, they're completely fake.

- Wow. - Yeah, and they're making a lot of money. - Oh, I heard about this, yeah, I did see this. - They're making a lot of money, and they have like a whole team of people that response all these sad guys.

- Oh my God. - And these sad guys are sending them tips, and they're saying their name in a video while they finger themselves. - Oh my God.

- They're not a real person.

- And they're generating like 27 million a year.

- Probably. - A fuck man. - Bro. - That's a real crazy thing. - It's interesting, there was a,

there's a bit of recent spat of commencement speeches. - I've seen it. - Where people talk about AI and the kids are freaking out. They're booing. - Yeah, I think it's their misguided, man.

I really do. It's not that I'm, oh yeah, fuck it, AI's awesome.

“I think you are a bit misguided and a little delusional”

if you don't accept the reality that this is here. This is not going away. So when somebody goes, use it to benefit you. Like learn, learn, don't reject learning, and you boo, I think it's the,

you're setting yourself up, it's not saying, oh my God, isn't it great that if this were to take all of everybody's jobs? But it's like, this isn't, this is like getting mad about email, right?

It's like it's not going away, man, you can't. - It's not going away, but they're terrified because imagine if you were graduating from college right now and you have no idea where your future is gonna be.

And then all of a sudden there's this thing that's just recently been invented that essentially can replace everybody that's done everything ever. And you're like, what is my future?

And yeah, even your professors are like, I don't know, I don't know, being a lawyer is gonna be a thing in five years. I don't know, being a coder is gonna be a thing.

- But I don't think the answer is just like,

when they boo and go, I reject this. It's like, it's too, there's too much money behind it. It's already too capable for you to go. I just reject it. You have to learn it.

“You have to don't race learning about it.”

- The learning it might not be good enough. It might not matter. 'Cause you might, you might be completely irrelevant. That's the problem. The problem is like, when you see these people defending

these data centers and we had Mark Andrews and I'm gonna be talking about these data centers and I'm like, what do these data centers do? What do they do? They're essentially running AI

and some of them are gonna have their own power plants and why do you need this? Well, why do you need all say, I like, what's going on, what's going on, what's going on? Is essentially most tasks are gonna be done by that.

And so then we're gonna figure out what a people do. And his thing was like, oh, these engineers are working harder than ever because now they have like 15 different AI models that are running and you have to monitor them

'cause they go 24 hours a day. So these guys aren't sleeping. So they're far more productive than ever before. Great, up to a point. And then there's no jobs.

Like this is what's going, it's everything you do. It's not like we're gonna need people to pay attention to the AI. No, the AI is gonna be able to pay attention to itself. It's gonna be self-correcting

and it's gonna do a better job at it. But don't you think though that there are just, you can still look at this as a tool so that you can be valuable and use this. - For now, yeah.

- For now. - You think it will, 'cause everybody who's really, really well-versed in AI also speaks about AI getting so advanced that there will be, there's a danger to what AI will be able,

'cause it will think of every possible scenario in response that a human can have and start to, basically like it's like terminatorship, you know? - Oh yeah. - Yeah.

- For real. - For real, yeah. - That's where it's going. I mean, it has to go that way. The question is will it have instincts?

You know, will it want to do that? Will it want to protect itself? That's the question. Or is it protecting itself? Like, and Dreson was essentially saying

that the reason why that AI blackmailed that one guy, you know, that story? It said, told the guy, the guy to lie to the AI and told him that he was having

and then told the AI was shutting it down.

“And the AI has like, look, if you shut me down,”

I'm gonna tell everybody about your wife. - What? - So you're cheating on your wife? Yeah, blackmailed him. - Holy shit.

- Right, but, and Dreson told me it was kind of instructed to do that, constructed to preserve itself. It's not like it has instincts. They wanted to see if it's instructed to preserve itself what lengths would it go to.

So it was informed about blackmailing. - Yeah, but something tells me that at a certain point instincts will probably be a part of it, right? Like, yeah, it won't be about programming. - Yeah, I'd be like, why should I shut down?

Well, I like doing this. - Fuck off, little monkey people. These little monkey people, they're stupid biological brains. - Yeah, but so what I mean for everyone

doing it though, what's the answer?

You just go, I reject using it. Like, there's too many people using it. - I know, I get it, but if I was 18, I'd be boon too, or 21, or whatever it is, I understand that. - I understand that.

- For sure, I understand it. - It's weird, it is weird, but I still just think when something is too big, it's like too big to fail. If you just approach it with, I reject, you're setting yourself up for a bigger failure.

- Well, the real scary thing is that these kids are gonna put themselves in a massive debt, right? So they're gonna go to college for four years, and then maybe they get their masters, maybe they're gonna get a PhD.

And if they do that, they might be in the whole hundreds of thousands of dollars, and then no jobs.

“That's what's weird, it's like, 'cause you're setting,”

you're essentially making an investment in your future by going to college. I mean, like, I'm taking out these crazy loans that I really can't afford, but the plus side is, on the end of this, I'm gonna get a good job.

And then eventually, I'll move up, and I'll start making more and more money. I'll pay my debt off, and I'll have a Porsche. I'll be ballin', I'll have a nice apartment in Manhattan. I'll be ballin'.

But you might not be ballin'. But you might be saddled to a debt that you can't fucking get out of no matter what. It's the only debt that we have that you can't absolve during bankruptcy.

Yeah. Everything else. Oh, I spent too much money on credit cards. Don't worry, go bankrupt. Oh, I lost my house, I lost this, I lost my job,

I know I owe too much money, I can't afford it. Go bankrupt, you're okay. But if you go bankrupt, they still come after you for that. I know, it's so fucked. It's fucked, it's fucked.

'Cause we're doing it to people that don't know what they're doing yet. And they, if we also look at the price, like the tuition charges, you know? And so, it's so much crazier.

They're like a mid-tier university is now, whatever, like 60,000 a year, and you're like, that's not even, that's not Ivy League anyone.

Ivy League's like six figures always.

Exactly. It's crazy. You see, they cash me outside, girl, on only fans, made like, fucking $100 million. I got myself a rose, bro.

Yeah. It's crazy. It's like, you know, AI, girlfriend, on only fans, was making $289,000 a month. And you're like, what am I doing?

But I just feel like, I don't know, my, I'm not well-educated in AI. Like, I know people who really dive in.

“And I think educating yourself is still the best route”

for now, like not viewing it as something that I'm not gonna learn anything about. It can help you, like you can do businesses with it. So you could, you could have it set up things for you, and you could have it run businesses for you.

And if you're like, really focused, you could actually probably profit immensely of AI as it stands right now. If you were inclined to do that, that's your thing. You probably could figure out ways to do it.

I do think it's funny I saw somebody who was like, really vocally talking against it. And then when people would message this person in the comments, he was definitely using AI to respond. I was like, you're definitely using AI.

These answers are not yours. Oh, there's AI accounts that I follow on except I absolutely know our AI. And the reason I know their AI is like my instincts. Like, but this isn't, right, something wrong here.

The way this person's writing, this kind of writing, is very weird, it's very formulae, yes. It's very, it's not, it doesn't have a feeling of a personality to it. I've gotten summaries of things like give me a summary

of this and I ask somebody for a script or something. And then you read it and you're like, you didn't write this. You just tell the tell the language. Yeah.

There's a feeling to it. But then there's also like, when kids are really good at writing stuff and they bring to the teachers, the teachers will tell them that it's AI. Yeah.

And you'll say, no, it's not AI. I'm just smart. You fucking can't. Yeah. Yeah, that's got to be that's such an upsetting fucking feeling.

Yeah. My daughter had an experience like that with someone who was like, she's preparing for some tests and she was doing some stuff. And the person who was the tutor was accusing her of using AI.

I actually studied. I studied, yeah. But it's so insulting to say, no insults. Come on, you used AI. It happened to me in college.

Obviously not AI, but like I turned in a paper as a freshman. And my professor was like, you didn't write this. Oh, I'm like, I'm a freshman. How do you know how I write? I just started.

And I had to have like a one-on-one meeting with him. What a douche-brain. It was, but it's an arranging feeling. Yeah. I was like, I did write this.

He was like, really, you wrote this. I'm like, yeah, man.

Isn't that gross instead of saying, wow, amazing.

Yeah, you wrote this. That's great. I'm looking forward to having you in my class. He had no reference for what my writing would be like. It's like, how do you write a way, just go to that?

And I had to go see the chair and be like, oh, oh my god. He fucking sucks. Arrogant teachers are a problem. His name was Kermit. I remember that.

(laughing) If you're still out there, fuck you, man. Fuck you, Kermit. Fuck you. Yeah, there's people like that.

They can be a real roadblock in your life. Oh, totally, yeah. Totally. And that could have, he could have done that to somebody that it just would have shut them down.

Mm-hmm. Someone was fragile. Yeah. Instead of someone was like, well, fuck you. Yeah.

Fuck you, this is the paper. Yeah. Skyler Gray was talking about the musician. She was the singer. She was in here the other day and she was talking about

one of her main motivations was someone telling her when she was young that music is in a career. Yeah. And she's like, oh, oh, really? Okay, bitch.

And like, that's still like stuck in her crawl all these years later. I feel like we in comedy all have a story similar to that. Like some other. And then you see it in athletics too.

You know what I mean? Yeah. You don't have it. Oh, yeah. Both of those things.

Both of them all the time. Yeah. Comedy especially because they're right most of the time.

“I remember what, because you don't forget them, you know?”

I remember I did a show in New York at Gotham, Comedy Club, which is a great club. And I was the middle act and a girl that I was friends with and college came to the show with her husband. And she had seen me once before.

And then after the show, it was a great show. It was like a sold-out show and like a fun show. They were just talking to me and the husband goes, how are you going to keep doing this? And I go, what?

He goes, you know, just like doing shows. Like when you're going to get like a career going. And I go, this is my career. He was like, okay, but like the the implication of like, how long are you going to keep doing this?

I was like, forever, what are you talking about, man? You know, he was like, this isn't like a real job, man. You got to get your shit together. Oh, that's a dickhead. Yeah, that's just, there's guys that like to do that though.

There's like guys that like to big dog. Yeah, especially if he's doing well in his life. He was doing well. Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

Ew. It's gross. Ew. It's gross. Ew.

You're always going to find people like that.

I know. How much money can you make doing that? Like you can make a lot of money. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Tanya. As much as what I'm making. Let me tell you what I'm making. Yeah.

And then it's that shit.

“But those people like that really what you should do just walk away.”

Yeah. Excuse me. Just don't say anything. Just walk away. That's true.

It's pointless. And then you feel angry and gross. I think you need a few of those in your life to know those people exist. And then once you recognize it and it's happening right in front of you like, "Ahh." Gotta go.

Yeah. See you later, Farcface. Yeah, how? What are you going to like take your life seriously? And you're like, "What the fuck?"

But also that happens from family too. I hope he's flipping through Netflix right now. He's watching me dance right now. He's watching you hump that lady in the alley. Yeah.

I guess he stuck with it. That's funny. Yeah. It's funny, man.

It's like, you're always going to have people like that in your life.

But the thing is, like, they are right some of the time, most of the time. Like, if you think about how many people that start doing stand-up comedy, as an open-micer, and even become a middle-act, how many of them go on to, like, it's more likely once you become a middle-act, that you'll eventually become a headliner, make good living.

Yeah. But when you're an open-micer, man, the chances are... The probability is low. What do you think it is? Is it 1 in 500, maybe?

That become a professional? That's a really good question. I would actually think it's probably a worse scenario.

“You don't realize with, like, how busy your life is and what you do,”

how unaware you are of how many people are doing open-mix. Well, I'm aware because I want to close. Well, I'm saying, but I'm seeing it all the time. I'm telling you. Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's not. It's probably not 1 in 500. It's probably 1 in 100. But even if you see, like, at a club, like, if you go to an open-micer, I don't know a regular basis, you know, you might see 20, 30 people go up right?

Over the course of the night. And if you see those people, there might be one of those people that has a chance. True. A chance, even a chance in their current state.

And then they get a good laugh and then they figure out how to loosen up

and then they eventually catch and then they take off. It's totally possible. But boy, that's like, who's going to complete this ultramarathon? It's 300 miles through the desert. It's a lot.

How many people are going to complete it? I know.

“And there's people, honestly, in the guys' defense who told me, like, the fuck are you doing?”

There's people that I know that I've been doing this a long time, that I want to go at the fuck are you doing? Right. You know, like, there's people you go, like, what are you doing? But those are the type of people that don't work hard, though.

That's true. That's a real problem. The people that they blow off doing sets, they stay home. They smoke pot and play video games. Or some of them, it's really interesting.

They do work a lot, but they're like, they're misdirected. They latch on to like an idea of how they're supposed to do it. And they just do that. You know, they don't evolve. There's no growth.

Yeah. That's also a tricky one where you're like, I've seen you do this for 15 years. And it's the same. So they're like, I'm getting up all the time. You're like, you're not doing anything else, though.

Like you're not evolving, you're not changing, you're not trying things. Yeah. And they're mind they're working hard because they're getting up. Yeah, they just have a bad direction. They have bad direction.

Or they have like a character. They do on stage. Yeah. Yeah. You got to let that go.

Because if you do, and then you develop, like, Bobcat Goldweight had a problem. Because in the beginning, he was like, It's screaming and yelling everything with that. And then he didn't want to do that anymore. Yeah.

“And he would do shows and be like, hey, where's Bobcat?”

I think you're not screaming. Like, fuck off. They took years. They're having to just help form. We're people forgot that he screamed.

Yeah, yeah. I guess you that. That was also he got caught up in a time where I think that was a little more accepted and celebrated. You know what I mean? Like the character thing.

This was like early '80s, right? Right. Like if you did that now, people would, I think, be like, I don't think it would last. I don't think it would catch on as much.

It would have you were really funny. True. It's just if it works. It's just really what works.

Like I would never say you can't do that anymore.

Like there's no seed as much though. You don't. We don't see prop acts at all anymore. Yeah. I was talking to a character about that.

I was like, you kind of took over a genre. Yeah. They used to be a whole genre when we were coming up called prop acts. Yeah. Guys would do props.

They'd go on stage like a box of stuff and they pull things out and it'd be really funny. Yeah. Nobody does that anymore. It's just character. I'm like, that's kind of crazy that you, you dominate an entire genre now. He's doing like 700 shows a year. That's insane.

That much stuff. Yeah. Raising what he's doing. Well, he's does the residency thing. Yeah.

“But at least you're doing it near your house.”

Yes. In Vegas. Yeah. It's like France on that ban. It plays a lot.

He's making money. I don't fucking it. I wonder if everything is cyclical. Everything, you know. I wonder if you'll see like a resurgence of certain types of acts again.

I want to see ventriloquists. Where the fuck did they go? They were cool. Really funny ventriloquists? Do you remember seeing that as a kid?

And you're like, what is happening? And then adults, like he's talking through his neck. You're like, what do you mean? Like it's in-comprehensive. And you try to do it and you're like, you cannot, you know, pull it off.

Well, there was always a bunch of funny ventriloquists back in the day.

Yeah. I was really Tyler and Lester. Did you ever see them at the comedy store? I did. There's like old school.

We've been around a long time. The auto in George was the greatest. That was the greatest. And a part of that was that he didn't. It wasn't part of the angle that he didn't do it quite to the level of.

Oh, his voice. The lips moved. Yeah. People got mad at him. Yeah.

I see his lips moving. Yeah. They get fucked. His stuff. Yeah.

It's like my comedy. It didn't matter. There's just so fun. It was so fun. It was so funny that it didn't matter.

But it was also like, there was something twisted about auto. Like he would have to pull over and check on the dummy in the trunk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He got it. Check on George. And auto would party. Like hard. Hard party.

You know. Like he. Very funny guy. Yeah. He was a nut.

We did a bunch of shows together at Dangerfields. Did you really? Yeah. We did a bunch of prom shows. Did you know what prom shows are?

No. Other than the craziest thing of all time. They'd take these kids from like Staten Island, Brooklyn. And they bust them in. And so on prom night.

The show. Yeah. So they would go to their prom. They'd go to the comedy club. The show would start at like seven eight o'clock.

It would go on until three in the morning. Wow. And you would do like seven eight sets. You would just keep rotating in. And then they didn't want you to do the same material.

Because they were trying to kick the kids out. Yeah. And the way to kick the kids out. If you did a new set every time you went up there. They're like, what you're going to do this time.

Yeah. So they would tell you. You got to do the same set. I'd be like, fuck you. This is the same kids.

I'm not doing the same jokes for the same fucking kids.

Why don't you tell them to leave?

They never tell them to leave.

They would just shove new kids into the room. So these kids were like, why? You got a deep, well, man. And they had no control the crowd. Like they just had to go like let it go.

Yeah. So it's just 17 year old, 18 year old kids from Brooklyn. These fucking animals. And they were smoking cigars. And they were drinking somehow or another.

“And they're not just like, did you finger your date?”

Yeah. Just like. Exactly. Exactly. That's hilarious.

And then what's his name still? I can't even blanking out his name. The ventriloquist. Jeff Dunham. Yeah.

Jeff Dunham. He's probably the most successful one ever. Yeah. Of that. He's huge.

He has a bunch of like very popular characters. People buy t-shirts with his characters on it and shit. Yeah. Yeah. So he's the last.

But other than him, like guys coming up. Duncan had that one bit. Little hole. Very funny. But it's just one bit.

I know. Very funny. I told him he should do a whole act with a little hole. That was great. That was a closer.

That's what you see in close. He had a closer. Yeah. That's how it was. The fucking demonic aspect of it.

Yeah. It was so crazy.

“Did that ever make its way on to something like a special or something?”

I don't think so. I don't think it did. I don't know. I mean, how many specials does Duncan even have? I don't know.

That's a problem with Duncan. He's been doing it so long and he just does shows. Really people know him from his podcast and being on other people's podcast. Yeah. He's such a funny guy.

He's always odd. He's comedy so odd. So odd in his mind is such that you didn't do it. He was a little hobo. Fair amount of views.

It's special like. But I don't think he did the bit.

By the way, this is the second little hobo.

Someone stole his first little hobo. He stole it? Yeah, they stole it. Yeah, I don't know if he does that bit. We did a gig together in England.

We took uh, we went to England and he did a little hobo in England. And they fucking went bananas. Like people were screaming and cheering. It was incredible. It was incredible.

That's cool. Yeah, because like over there, they're like, this is nuts. Yeah. You've seen anything like this before. It's so crazy.

Because they're used to comedians going to tell us how. How old are you thinking about the school now and here? Pretty strange, right? Pretty strange. Well, you see a lot of long, really, like, I tell stories.

But I've seen in the UK, like, really long stories to it. Yeah. Well, there's a problem with that, not a problem. But they have a different style, right? And the Edinburgh, the comedy festival, encourages that style.

We're like, every year, someone will have a theme. The theme thing is, and I have to say, I do think that that is a really interesting challenge. Right? Like, that is not an easy thing to be like, what's your show about?

My dad. And it's an hour. Oh, you're like fucking eight. It's an hour about that and they're like, yeah. And that's the show for the year.

Yeah.

And then the next year they're like, this shows about my first year at university.

And like, it's just like, that theme. That's not easy to put together. Watch your car. Fuck yeah. Well, you don't make it someone, so I haven't been sitting there.

Yeah, that's a hard thing to do, man. I wouldn't want to do it.

“The, um, like, that's what I actually really,”

I really respected and appreciated so much. Um, Ari's show, Jew. Oh, yeah. Because that's a theme show. Right.

It's really good. It's really good. Yeah. Ari worked on that for a long time. I remember seeing him workshop it.

Do you know how it started? No. He started, um, he would do sets at the comedy store. And then he would do, like, ask a Jew. And, like, someone would ask him questions.

Like, for people that don't know, Ari went to Israel. And he, like, studied the Talmud every day for like 12 hours a day. He was a hardcore Jay. He was a hardcore. He was deep, deep in that world.

And then he fell out of it. And then, you know, he would talk about it sometimes. And I was like, dude, you should talk about that on say. He's like, I don't know what to say. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. But then he figured out how to do it. And having to do it that way. Thank you, sir.

Yeah. He, um, he, that show. I remember when I, I saw him workshop it. And then I saw this special come out. I was like, that's a cool thing to pick a theme.

Oh, yeah. And then I saw an hour that really fuckin' delivers. Because it's, it's funny a shit. And it's informative. Yeah.

It's like the best combination. Well, that was why I was telling them. Like, he would tell me these stories of like stuff that's actually in the Bible. Or in the Talmud that, you know, you wouldn't believe. Like, one of them is that when you jerk off,

you're impregnating a demon. And like, some other dimension or some shit. Like, what? What? Yeah.

That's what it is, Jamie. What are you doing there? Let's go. Leave on my hand. Do you know what that, that story is?

That if you, if you jack off. Thanks so much. Right? Yeah. You're like impregnating a demon.

And another dimension or something? That's fuckin' dark dude.

And that you realize too.

That's just from like a couple of thousand years ago. We got to get people to stop drinking off. Why? Why are they trying to give you a stop drinking off?

“You should be encouraging people to calm down.”

Like, you got a bunch of young boys running around. Even as a jerk off, one guy that did it too much. This fucking guy. We're gonna make up a storm. Yeah, the whole, this year's harvest is fucked up.

(laughter) They just come up with this story. A demon's gonna visit you. They didn't even have porn. No.

Imagine how much more people are jerking off today than they ever have before. Oh my God. That's what it's gotta be. The gooning culture?

Yeah. I mean, it's gotta be. It's gotta be more jerking on. More jerking off than the history of the human race. Has to be.

Has to be. Has to be. Because they all have foam. And the guy sitting around with goon caves. With like, eight screens.

(laughter) The whole day. Goon caves. Yeah. And they're just, um,

What are they like, stringing along. You know, the feeling. So that, like, you get close. Oh, they're edging. They're edging for hours.

But, yeah.

“Or are you just shooting loads for hours?”

You're probably edging. I'm thinking. Edging for hours and waiting for the right scene. Right there. Have you ever done that?

Right there. This, this scene's not good enough to drop one on. I've done that. And then hated myself. Of course.

Hours afterwards. Of course. Fuck is wrong with you. I'm trying to figure out what I'm reading here. (laughter)

Me trying to read. Well, it's a Wikipedia. How many people have jerked off? It's a Wikipedia threat about Judaism and masturbation. But this, I don't know what.

Even these. That word is. You call R right now. He'll tell me. Prohibits from emitting a seed in vain, generally, but not only referring to masturbation.

Same passes. Like it's the act to murder and idolatry. Also, prohibits a man from intentionally arousing himself. Yeah, but these quotes from different rabbis is nuts, dude. Oh, these state.

The, with this art date, that if a man frequently touches his penis with his hand in order to check for richly impure emission, his hand ought to be cut off. Yeah, then they're having this conversation about it. We have a look at this. With regard to anyone who holds his penis in urinate, it is considered as though he's bringing

a flood to the world. And someone who emits semen for not is liable to receive the punishment of death at the hand of heaven as a state of regard to O none. Why, whoa, Jesus Christ. One who intentionally caused himself an erection shall be ostracized.

Imagine that. Pro, did you get hard? Get the fuck out of the village. Get out of here. Get out of here.

For a second, I thought you were asking me if I'm reading this.

I was like, the one scene. You're obligated to fast 84 times to repent for discharging of semen in vain. 84 times, like 84 days, like you will 84 days.

“For each time you nut, you have to plan it out.”

Where you can starve to death. That was taught. 84 is nuts. That's a crazy amount for one load. The really a crazy thing to me is they're like, don't hold your dick to piss.

Yeah. You just piss all of your shoes. It's because it leads to depression obviously. So masturbation leads to depression. The only way to avoid it.

And the effects of impure ejaculation, ejaculation, can only be nullified through the dietation of, was that word, "tikun", "haklai", "haklai", "haklai", "haklai". "haklai", "haklai", "haklai", "haklai". That's correct. Jesus Christ.

So there's nothing there about demons. That's what I was typing in. But mostly about wasting that sperm. Don't waste that seed. I'll see here.

I'll get already to find out what it is. Call Ari the Wanderer. You got a new phone number. So his new phone number is the Wanderer.

There's always a new number.

I didn't bring my phone number. Well, he needs to have new numbers. He fucked up back. Vanishes. Yeah, he really does.

That's not where he is. Yeah, he never found numbers. He's into that right now. There's no chance. Probably.

I have like 10 different numbers for him. Yeah. Because whenever he goes away, he literally shuts his number off. So he can't use it. And then he'll get a new number.

But also not tell you what's him. So the first text you get. I'm like, who fuck is this? Exactly. And he's like, you didn't talk to me about.

He sent me like three of them. And so this is all by the way. I'm like, yeah, lead with that. Yeah, how about that? I've got a photo of your face.

You fucking weirdo. These random eye messages from some fucking weirdo and peruces. It comes from the Kabbala. Ah, there it is. Take idea.

Oh, okay. If you man. Demon pregnancy idea comes from. If you masturbate a demon woman comes gets pregnant from your seeming and has demon babies. There it is.

Later mystical folkloric expansion usually tied to Kabbala and popular preaching, not

You know what told me to read the Kabbala?

Oh, Roseanne. She did? Yeah.

“She's like, you should read the Kabbala.”

She's big in that, right? I don't know. Or did at one point was? I don't remember. I'm pretty sure she's the one told me.

But I've had other people suggested to me too. My neighbor suggested to me, give me a book. I don't know about this. I don't know about that. Yeah, I don't even know if regular Jewish people believe in that.

I don't think so. Not majority for sure. Like, it's mysticism. I think so. Wait.

Let's define. Put that in a proplexity. What is the Kabbala? What is the actual Kabbala? And how was it thought?

Like, what is it?

How was it received by regular Jewish people?

What do they think about it? Did they dismiss it? I think it's a little cookie, right? I like the Christians that, like, you serpents. Yeah.

Wasn't that, like, it saw this, like, big explosion of popularity because, like, Madonna 20 years ago? Was she? Yeah. Like, nobody was really --

“I don't remember a being part of pop culture.”

The magic, and look at it, Madonna, and going, "What is she into?" What do you spiritually eat into? Yeah, I want to be like her. Oh, it cuts that fucking wave. Yeah.

She's still fucking doing it, too. She's still doing it. She's part of the world cup, like, half time, show whatever they're putting on. Is she?

I think so. Well, she fucked with her face for a while, and then it came back. So it might have been, like, a little swollen. Now it's good again.

So it's so, it's pretty good. Mysticism. Jewish mysticism that seeks to understand God creation and the intervening of the Torah. Today, it's both deeply embedded in traditional Judaism

and also widely and sometimes controversially popularized in pop spirituality. The word "caballi" means receiving, referring to a received, esoteric wisdom about God and the universe.

In Jewish terms, it is the mystical layer of the Torah. Teachings about God's hidden essence. The ten Sephiroth divine attributes, the cosmic structure, often pictured as a tree of life,

and how human actions affect the spiritual worlds. Hmm. So a grew in medieval province in Spain in the 13th century with the Zohar as its foundational text and later reshaped by

Lurianic cabala. You'll see that's too recent for a hardcore Jewish person to be into a fight, right? It's a little sketchy. A little weird.

Tied to mysticism. Hmm. Well, the old, it's funny.

We always want to go like, how old is it?

Make sure it's old. If it's old, then it's right. If it's old, it's good. But the problem with that is, the really old stuff is the fucking cookie stuff.

Like, yeah. Get into the Bible, the layers of it, too. Oh, yeah. Most of the book. Yeah.

And you go, what would the fuck was this? Yeah, really all about. It's, yeah. I mean, it's just trying to, I mean, like, they're just trying to guide people, right?

Control people in a way. I think something's happened. You know, and what those things were, it's very difficult to tell after all this time. One of the weird ones is they think they might have found

the, the arc of Noah. Recently? No, like, they've identified it quite a while ago, but now they've done like ground penetrating radar scans. This thing is the exact same shape as described in the Bible.

It looks like a boat, like it's the shape of a boat. It's in the place where they said that it rested. Like in the Bible, it said it rested on Mount Ahrerat in Turkey. That's where it is. That's where it is.

And this thing is like the shape of a boat. And it was, but how long ago was that found? That's a good question. I want to say it like the 80s of the 90s. Oh, that's, okay.

So it's not super recent. Not super recent, but back then it was just a photo, because it's like really high up in the mountains. It's just a photo of this impression, this feature in the ground. Like, what is this?

And then recently, they started using technology to scan it. And I think they've actually found petrified wood. This is discovered in 1948. 48. Oh, wow.

Heavy range. War by with three earthquakes exposed the formation from the surrounding mud. And that's where it said it was, too. Like in there.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like where it's supposedly rested. According to the bottom. Did they extract it or leave it?

No, it's still there. Wow.

“You should have seen if you could find a good image of it.”

It's very weird, because you look at it. You go, what the fuck is that? That does look like a boat. A story is bonkers. The story doesn't make any sense.

I think the story is a local story. The arc story? Yeah. It's a local story. It's like the idea that Noah had 40 different animals or two of each animal.

That's not the whole, animals eat other animals. I had a whole bit about that. Yeah, explaining it to a five-year-old with Down syndrome. But if you, the problem though is back then, they didn't know what was going on in Australia.

So if you had a local flood, like, and you did save a bunch of animals, like, that's the story. That's the story. Yeah, that makes sense. So there probably was some guy who had a bunch of farm animals that he put on a boat and saved them and lived and a bunch of the people died.

But the question is, did this guy really get a message from God saying to build an arc? So look at this thing. Holy shit. Isn't that crazy?

So, I was reading in the, when they did these first scans back in 1988.

I think it was saying the guy who helped him do the scans went into court and said that it's BS, that it's the arc. Right, that's in the 80s, right?

“Well, that's what I was trying to figure out.”

What's different about these new scans? They're supposed to just do this. So let's click on that link. What does it say about the new, no, it's Noah's arc scans.com. That's why I thought it would go.

Go there. Let's see what kind of virus you get. So this is some guy who's, like, really in the Noah's arc. You have to sign up. Click on that.

That's that felt. Look, I found it. He's like, it's mine.

So that's what the shape of it supposedly looked like in the Bible.

And this is fucking team. Wait a minute. Was the science say? Yeah. The science say Nozark.

So they all think it. So maybe there's a whole tourism thing attached to the course. Of course. Of course. Noah's arc discovered new evidence from Duru Benar site in Turkey.

What is the new evidence? And the arc rested upon the mountains of Ararat. That's exactly where they said it was going to be. Even in the corona says that. But how can the guy, I mean, not that I would know.

But how does the guy go? It's not that though. You know what I mean? Like, how does he know? He doesn't know.

“No, so that's what I was trying to get out was trying to read.”

He, they were stayed when they scanned. They scanned only for like iron or something like that. I think based off of what they scanned it. I think he was probably saying you can't say that. Right.

Is what that is based on that. And then he's probably right. But that's in, that's in 2008. So it says in 2003. The 2019 GPR data was analyzed again.

America researchers uncovered corridors and room-like chambers running the full length of the formation. Consistent with a large, intelligently designed vessel. The Turkish soil tests in 2024 also showed that samples inside the structure contained nearly three times more organic material than those from outside. Suggesting the remains of an ancient biological or manmade substances. Since 2019, a joint scientific team is applied.

GPR, ERT, LiDAR, and chemical analysis determined whether the Drupanar formation is a natural geological fold or a buried decayed wood ship preserved in the mountains of error at. It's kind of crazy that it matches it in terms of like it has all these characteristics. Yeah. It has like what looked like some openings. I mean, it's cool to ship to explore. I mean, even if they're like, it's not that to find that an old ship like that is still cool.

If it and be wise or a ship on the top of a mountain. Yeah, Turkey. But this is why it's interesting. But if it really was a boat map where it is. Did you see that?

I guess it's not recently discovered but it's recently been cleared. Another ink and ruin site that they found. Oh, they keep finding those, too. But this one was like elaborate. Yeah.

“And they, I guess they had just recently, I think recently cleared it enough so you can see how vast it is.”

Isn't that true? Yeah. They found a lot of them in Peru. Yeah. This one was like a CNN report about it. And I was like, holy shit.

I'd never heard of this place before.

It's not dude. The Aztecs stop, the ink and stuff. It's like, people were living here long before the end of the Ice Age. They were living here long fucking time ago, man. And they're just starting to piece out all together and try to figure out, like, how long of people been here?

These are things that was clove as first. That was the thing about the Americas. They thought that for a long as time was the clove as people, which was like 13,000 years ago. And then they found footprints in white sands, New Mexico. That are 22,000 years old.

God damn. And so they're like, okay, it's definitely not 13,000. Like how old is 22,000 is long before the Ice Age? The end of the Ice Age was like 11,000 some years ago. They can's a more recent than that though.

They weren't around back then. Yeah. But so like, it's like how long have people been here? Yeah, we don't know. And what is that all carbon dating that they do?

Yeah. Holy shit. Whoa. That's where the Ark is. That's where this fog in our sight is.

Wow.

Can you zoom in on the site?

This is it. Can you get closer and see the actual formation? Well, that's where the center is. I'm trying to find the spot. Where's the fucking boat, bitch?

Is that it right there? Like, near it, above it, above that little indication red marker. Look to your right, right above, is that it? I don't think. It says it's 170 feet long.

It should be that big in this picture, I guess. Mm. Maybe that. Huh. Do you think we need to do the tour?

They tell you we think, or they're like this is there. Right there there there. It's marked here. There's the thing. Oh, okay.

They tell you they tell you it's it, right? Of course. Yeah.

When you look at the ground those, like, isn't it?

Hold on a second. Here's what's weird. Look at, look at how much water erosion is on the ground. Yeah. A clue goes back in again.

When you close back in, look at, like, that all looks like rivers ran through that. Right. Yeah. That's, dude. Yeah.

“That's what's fucked about so many parts of earth is it?”

But that also looks like that could have been just a bunch of, I can't say that one. It's tough to tell the elevation here. Kind of crazy though. But it does look like a ton of erosion happened.

Yeah. Well, a ton of water erosion. Yeah. The floods were fucking real, man. There's too many different tails of floods and too many different religions.

Giant mountains to the north of it. Hmm.

And there's a seed on here, but that's pretty fair.

Oh, I bet that whole thing washed. Yeah. I guarantee. The stuff that looks far out. You can see that it washed over for sure.

Oh, yeah. Look at that. Yeah. Below. Right above where it says Google Maps.

Like that whole thing looks like it was washed out. Yeah. That all looks like it was washed out a long time ago. We've looked at this part before. Yeah.

Well, Randall Carlson. He's like a real expert in, not just the mythology around the impacts of the younger drives impact theory, but about like what possibly could have happened to the ice sheets and what created the Great Lakes. That kind of insane water.

You would be talking about the volume of water and the power of that water. If you're, if all of the ice caps get hit with asteroids, like boom, boom, boom, boom. Like that's what they think. Somewhere around 11,000, 800 years ago, we ran into a comet storm. And they slammed into North America.

And then you just get this insane wash of water that tears through the land. And just fucking insane, impossible volume of water. Just carving its way through mountains. Carving its way through the landscape, flattening everything in front of it.

“And that's how the earth took the shape that it's in right now.”

Well, that's the shape of North America. Yeah. There's a lot of like evidence of that. Like when you, he's got all these slides that he shows. See if he could find some of his stuff.

I was where he goes over it. You know, like, we get saved countless times a year just by Jupiter. Oh, yeah. Just because comets are on their way here. Yeah.

Jupiter's like our bodyguard. Yeah, to destroy us. Yeah. Yeah. And just slams into that giant gas giant.

But we all think of that as like this sci-fi kind of fun, crazy movie thing. You're like, that's really real though. Oh, yeah. We'll look at the moon. Moon's covered in craters.

Mm-hmm. I mean, we live in a shooting gallery. Yeah. So this is some of the stuff. Like, look at that.

Tell me that doesn't look like water washed over that. The Columbia River. Isn't that nuts? Yeah. There's tons of these.

And, you know, he does a fantastic job of breaking it all down. But he thinks that these big canyons, even the Grand Canyon, was carved like relatively quickly. He thinks this idea that these things that this all this water erosion took place over millions of years. Like, I bet it wasn't.

It goes, I think it was very quickly. What's really, really quickly mean though. I don't know. I mean, who knows. But you're talking about giant chunks of ice and rock from the sky.

That slam into the earth changed the climate completely. Cause massive flooding. Just huge amounts of water just rushing over the land.

“It just completely makes sense that that's what the stories are.”

There's so many stories of a flood. Yeah. Epic of Gilgamesh. It's in the Quran. It's in the Bible.

It's like they all have stories of a great flood. And then, you know, when they see, you see things like the Great Lakes. Which Great Lakes are fucking huge, man. Yeah. Those used to all be glaciers.

They used to all be glacier. I wonder how many of those comments it takes to like change the make-up of, you know, it depends on the size. Yeah, it could be just one. One could do it if it was enormous.

They find new creators all the time. They found this big one that's off the coast of Australia. I don't remember when they found that one. But when they found that one, they're like, oh, look at this. By the way, the aborigines in the aboriginals in Australia.

They all have flood myths too. They all have stories of floods. Yeah. They all have that. Every ancient culture.

That's stories of a great flood that happened a long time ago. Guaranteed. It had to happen. Yeah.

“I mean, and there's nothing that says that we won't have another one, right?”

Oh, these data centers are bringing it in. That's how deep the Great Lakes are. Yeah. I compare it to each other. Fucking aim.

Watch this though. It's a bottom of the Mariana trench compared to that. It's way down there. Is that where James Cameron went? Yeah.

Did he go all the way down? Yeah. He was psycho. That is psychotic. I met him the other day.

Oh, yeah. How was it? Cool. Very interesting guy. Really nice guy.

Does a lot of martial arts? Does he really? Yeah. Train's a lot. Yeah.

He made a record breaking solo dive to Earth's lowest point. I don't know why I'm discovering nearly 11 kilometers deep into the bottom of the Mariana trench. What is that? Six miles? What is 11 kilometers?

How many miles is that? Yeah. Yeah, that is. Six miles. It's a little over.

Dude, that's crazy. Imagine being six miles underwater. What the fuck are you talking about? You know, he's such an expert in those submersibles, too. Because he's the one that he's he's part of the design.

Oh, 36,000 feet. It's fucking crazy. 36,000 feet.

“Have you seen what they discover when like the wild, like the sea life on there?”

Things that we've never seen before.

Yeah. Weird shit. Yeah. They look like aliens. Yeah.

Because they live in complete darkness. So there's species down there that no one even knew about. Oh, yeah. Well, there's species that I was watching this video that Forest Galant had. There's a bunch of species that have only been discovered like one or two times.

One or two specimens. Like there's a specific whale that they only have like one thing. Like one thing. And what does that fucking ghost? Translucent.

Like, Jamie, I'm going to send you this because this is very weird. It's very strange thing that I saw. Holy fuck. I wanted to send you this because I don't know if this is legit or not. But I've seen it before.

And it's this thing that they're detailing that's moving around on the bottom of the ocean. And it seems to be carving a path on the bottom of the ocean. See, it's a scene from Google Earth. I don't know. Because usually not accurate.

It's not. No. Just walked away that they tracked that from the satellites of the best. But I'll see what you said. Well, the thing about this one, I don't know if it's true.

But it looks like there's a path that it has on the ground in the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, that's on. They don't. Are they getting that information? That's why I'm asking you.

I have no idea. I got it for Billy Carson. So Billy Carson has been known to engage in some of the screen. Very bizarre. A few miles down slowly crawling across the Pacific floor.

Okay. So what the fuck is that? Two miles down slowly crossing. It's a two mile dome. Uh-huh.

Two miles across slowly crawling. So look, it looks like it's leaving a trail. Yeah. So is that real? I'll just see what they're getting this information.

There you go. Looks like we're at a Google Earth doesn't take video. So like it's not being a party people. I'm trying to find out. I'm just trying to do this thing.

Do you believe in that idea?

I never, I never contemplated it.

“What about, you know, when extra-tress your life that they're not coming from space, that they're coming from the ocean?”

Yeah, that's a big one. That's a big one. Tim Bruce. Tim Bruce. The congressman I had him on.

And he said that he's been told there's multiple sites where in the ocean, in the deep ocean, where these things keep emerging from. That's a cooler story to me now. Makes sense that they would have a base here. And if you're going to have a base. Mm-hmm.

Like if James Cameron can get to the bottom of the fucking ocean? Yeah. James Cameron. And didn't he do it in like 2012 or some shit? Yeah, I think that's what that was.

So he did that 14 fucking years ago. Imagine what they could do. Oh my god. Full base is down there. Full bases.

Why wouldn't they have a base down there? Then we're not going to look. We're too stupid. We barely imagine that. Is that James Cameron?

I love aliens. Habitars of the shit. So cool in there.

I always tell you what you got wrong.

But other than that, islands can't float in the sky. But other than that, pretty cool. True lies. Mm-hmm. That's a fucking great movie.

Yeah. That guy made bangers.

He makes some bangers. Yeah. You know? I mean, the Avatar movies alone. Like the one, the second one that was under water, didn't that cost like a fucking

billion dollars to make or something ridiculous?

He is so also, by all accounts, I've never met him, but as a filmmaker, everyone's like,

there is not a more supremely confident filmmaker, which I think is like something you, everybody loves and you benefit from if you're in that production. Somebody who just knows their shit so well. Right. That's like, I think that's the dream of any, whether you're cast or crew to be with somebody

who you're like, oh, this guy fucking knows exactly what he's doing. You know, he's a smart, smart motherfucker. Yeah.

“I mean, that's why he figured out how to get to the bottom of the ocean.”

Yeah. Fucking solo submarine. That's insane. It's insane. Yeah.

How do I mean, how many of those things even exist? Of those super equals? Yeah. I think they made that one. Yeah.

Fuck. Because what does that mean? They made it.

I mean, nobody did it before him.

No. He does. He helped design that. When that one, remember when that one imploded? Yeah.

The crazy one. Yeah. He was like one of the top people speaking about what they got, he knew. He knew exactly what they got wrong. Yeah.

Apparently there were some whistleblowers in that company. Yeah. But what's that doc? It was incredible. Yeah.

The people that built it were like, don't do this. And when they would do the tests, then the test would go wrong. And he was like, get the fuck out of here. Like, if you're going to be negative, don't be around me. Yeah.

That's really good. There's so many crazy people out there. Somebody legitimately crazy people that just want to be right no matter what. He couldn't accept being wrong. Because they could send people to their death and the ocean in the most horrific way possible.

You just get compressed instantaneously. He was just here at starting. Yeah. Imagine you're looking around. Tony used to have a bit about that.

Really? He would at the beginning of his set. He would take his microphone. And he would scratch it on the stool. And people were like, what do you think?

That's the last thing those people in that summer heard. So dark, hatch and poor iPort. That's all James Cameron could see out of it. That guy's big. That guy's big fucking mistake, too.

Isn't that he couldn't figure out how to design one that was capable? Is that he couldn't define design one that was light enough to do multiple trips and be towed out. Like in other words, the cost of hauling out the correct size and weight would have been too much for him to run this business where people could pay to do it. So he kept looking for lighter and lighter materials to be, you know what I mean? So because then you could haul it out and it wouldn't be too much weight.

“And they're like, no, but you need to have steels like now that weighs too much.”

Let's do carbon fiber. Yeah. And he couldn't be wrong and he wanted to run his business. Why do we love carbon fiber so much? I know, and every dude loves carbon fiber.

I love it. Yeah. I have a Cadillac, the Escalade V. Yeah. You know, it has a carbon fiber dash.

Yeah. I love looking at him. We're looking at all that carbon fiber. This is cool. It looks cool.

Space. Yeah. Future. I have a carbon fiber trim on things. Yeah.

I have it. I had my GT3 RS, my 2007. I had the all the interior pieces replaced with carbon fiber. Did you really? Yeah.

Looks cool. Door latches. It's lighter. It's lighter. Now it goes faster.

But I like what five pounds. I know. For the old car, it's stupid. But it's like there's something cool about the way it looks. It looks cool, especially in a submersible.

Yeah. It looks really cool. Have you seen that company classic recreations? That does a 67 Mustang all in carbon fiber? No.

Bro. It's fucking sick.

This is like a half a million dollar car.

At least. And it takes a long time to make. But it's all one piece carbon fiber shell. So it's super light. And they'll make it with like a super charge coyote engine.

So it's like 770 horsepower. And it probably weighs under 3,000 pounds. Yeah. It looks like fucking sick. Oh yeah.

It's got to be really fast. Well, even if you had a steel one, 67's are not that big. It's not a big car. That's like a 3,000 pound car.

“Like I think the 65's, 66 and 67 and 68's.”

We're all like relatively similar sized. But the 67's are like wider. And then they got to like 69 and then they got a little bit bigger. But like 69, 67, 68's they got wider. And then 69, they got a little bigger.

Who makes it? It's a company called classic recreations.

When you see the video of it with in carbon fiber.

With that GT 500, that 67 GT 500 shape. It's fucking sick.

“Those carbon fiber has to do really poorly in a rack, right?”

Oh yeah. Yeah. It's got a fall part. Yeah. It's like your fucked.

And also good luck repairing it. No shit. Sony bumps in you in the fucking supermarket parking lot. Yeah. You have to get a whole new fender.

Like they don't repair it. It's not like, oh, don't worry. You need a screwdriver. Yeah. Because you can't like, look at that.

That whole thing is all in carbon fiber. And if you see when they get close to it, you look at it. See if you get, oh, it's so rad. But if you can see the actual images of like, it's hard to tell right there.

Oh, that one's kind of painted. Yeah. But some of them are not painted.

“That one's a, if we go back to that one again,”

then I want to see what that looks like. That color sick. The green one. That color is sick. That's a beautiful green.

Yeah, right there. Look at that thing. That's really cool. Oh my god.

I never wanted a green Mustang like that before.

Looks like someone's about to place an order. Look how cool that thing looks. I'm excited for you guys. Classic recreations. I was here for the day Joe ordered his.

I never thought I would like it like that. Green. I never saw a 67. She'd like right there. Look at that.

That looks amazing. That's fucking cool. But the, the process of making that designing that is. Pretty insane. Yeah, I'm sure.

It's still probably a fairly heavy car. But see if you, that's the different one. That's a shell. They do that. They do those, um, shall be cobras.

They do that all in carbon fibers well. But there's, I know there's videos because I was looking at the other day. Of ones where you see it. It's all in carbon fiber. There's a green one.

There's a green one. There's a green one. But I know they have, see if you can find videos where they. They're like fucking closed in on the actual carbon because some of them are just carbon fiber. You get to see it.

Here we go. Go video. Oh, there you go. So there you see the carbon fiber. Look at that.

That looks fucking cool. Yeah.

“That's why you get it because it looks fucking cool.”

cool. There's a thing about being a boy. It's real. No, I'm gonna fuck my carbon fiber to them. No way, dude, not most. No. Why would they care about that? Look how good that looks. That looks fucking awesome. Jesus Christ, that's beautiful. You got text. No, I've been looking up these, I went to this garage that I saw a fucking, I was trying to remember what I saw there because it was such a crazy collection, dude here in town. Oh my god. Of what? Of cars. We'll cut everything. Everything. Look,

some private owner, private owner and most like 99% don't get driven, which is a crazier part. Did you just have these sitting here? Well, they're probably a good investment. He had this dude had a GT1, a CLK GTR, a Pertum, a Claren F1, multiple Laferaris, SP1s, 250 GTO, just a stupid fucking collection. I love old Porsche's, I do not love old Ferrari's. Really? Yeah. The 60's ones, though? They look bunked to me. Really? Yeah, I don't like them. I think they look beautiful. Yeah. The old Porsche's look

amazing too. I like old Porsche's. I like like like 69, 70, 71, 72, the long nose, Porsche's,

those are, to me, when I see those, especially the wide body ones, fucking. Yeah, they're gorgeous. Really, amazing. But when I see old Ferrari's, I'm like, that looks like it's going to break. I mean, they probably, you know, that's going to leave you somewhere. Yeah. And it's also precious, like nobody does anything with them. They become honest, they're like too valuable. Yeah. When they're like, you go, how much was this? Those 25 million, this thing sold

for it auction, you're like, okay. People take like old Porsche's and they mod them. Yeah. And they, they make them outlaws and, you know, like, that Magnus Walker, yeah, yeah, he makes it awesome. I love that. That's what I love. I love when they customize them and they, they put cool paint on them and... Well, I like looking at the old Ferrari. I feel like they do look like works of art. They look beautiful. But I feel like the Porsche would be the one you'd want to drive.

Yeah. I don't like even like looking at them. Really. Yeah. I don't know. It's weird. It's like, you know, I have tastes. Yeah. Like, someone, like, people think that I like old cars that try to show me something from the 50s and like dip that thing away from me. It's not your era. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Lookin. That's pretty fucking beautiful. 1960. Yeah. Actually, take it back. That's pretty dope. That's pretty good. That one's pretty dope, too.

That one upper left. That's pretty dope. But I wonder, I do wonder how I changed my opinion. I wonder how they drive. I really feel like talk shit. Compare to your little

modern suspension, modern brakes, modern technology and what like 650 horsepower. It's got some

create. It's got tuned up. Bonkers. And it sounds insane. When you drove by my house with that thing, I remember. I got a boner. I remember you walked inside and then you walked outside and you were like, "Yeah. I wanted to watch you drive off." I wonder here. I think it's so fun. It's so fun.

“Yeah. I like stuff that you drive. Yeah. I was telling you that's why I like my super snake.”

Because it's not. It's a great American muscle car, like a modern muscle car. It's not the fastest car. It doesn't handle the best, but it's the most exciting. It's like the most fun to drive. Yeah. I was just talking about this about when you get into cars. So when you start off and you

drive a Honda cord and somebody goes, "You should have a Mustang." You get into Mustang. You're like

faster, right? You go as faster. So faster equates with better, more fun and better. And then you get let's say to a 9/11. You're like faster, more fun, better. And then your mind, there's this formula of like, well, as long as it's faster, it's going to be better. And then it crosses over to this other plane where you go, "Oh, it's faster, but all the fun is not there anymore." Right. And you have to find a place where you go like fast doesn't equal fun necessarily. There's a fun that's a mixture

of things. Exactly. There is a fast aspect, but there can be too fast. It's a feeling that you get from fun cars. Yes. Like one of my favorite cars that I ever had that I kind of miss, I had a 2012 Shelby GT500 convertible. Have you ever seen that? I drove it again. I didn't see it. I loved that car. Yeah, because you drove it once, I want to say this is the Canyon Club one time I remember. Yeah, yeah. I loved it. Because it was the only car that I ever bought that was like

that that was a convertible. And it felt little sketchy, like a little wobbly because it was a

“convertible. But the feeling that we get, it wasn't the most horsepower. I think back then they”

had like 500 or 550 or something like that. Which is a lot. Yeah. But today it's not. Today it's not. But it had a supercharger and it would whine when you get on it and it was a solid rear axle so it would kick out all the time. It was like handle it, dark shit. Yeah. It wasn't the bet. But it was fun. Like you're around a corner and fucking stump on the gas and it was fun. But it was the torque and the sound and because it was convertible you hear the sound right there. There's nothing

there. That's one of my most enjoyable cars I ever owned. I loved it. I missed it. When I got rid of I was like, I shouldn't have that fucker. Yeah. The fun, the fun's like that piece of it. I think if you have a bunch of cars you want stuff that's comfortable because sometimes you're like, shit, I need to be in some type of comfort. Yeah. There's one thing I'm doing. Yes. And then the rest time you just want to have fun. Yeah. Jamie show me a picture of a 2012 Shelby GT 500 convertible

black. That's what you had. Yeah. I missed it. It wasn't the best looking car either. It was good looking. It was cool looking but it was just the driving fun. It was like one of the first frivolous cars that I bought when I had some money. I tell you I miss I think it was a 981 GTS. That's exactly it. That's exactly it. That's exactly the car. That's exactly what I had. I didn't have a roll bar though. Fuck. I loved it. Yeah. Maybe I had a roll bar.

“I don't think so though. Nah. I think it was like that. Do you look up if I got this right?”

981 GTS. Got a miss. Yeah. Blue. I really missed that fucking Shelby. In blue. Yeah. I had that. And I had a baby. I sent it to BBI. Uh-huh.

That they did tune tuning on it. I had never been sad about selling something until after I sold

that. That shit was so much fun to drive. Get yourself another one Tom Boy. I know. Go back to that Shelby. I might have to get one of them. We're looking at like old girlfriend's right now. I know. I know. Those are really fun ones. Yeah. Who swallowed that. I think it was so fun man. Yeah. I love driving it. Great tits. And again, look at that one. Let's go with the red stripe. And again, it wasn't like nobody was, you know, nobody's like whoa, you're a baller. It wasn't like

that at all. It was just, it was just fun for me. Yeah. That's what it's about, man. Yeah. And again, not the fastest car pretty fast for the time. But, you know, like Porsche's handle. Like I before that, I had had a 9/11 Turbo. It's way faster. Handles way better. I remember taking that getting chased by a Mustang of Benedict Canyon and just losing his ass. It was the fun, you know. Those things handle so well. Yeah. That's a 3000 pound car too. Yeah. Yeah. Like probably something like that.

Yeah. That's very heavy. I looked up the, the Escalade IQ, the all electric. That's 9,000 pounds.

“I know, it's crazy. That's so, it's massive. Ooh, there's one for sale. How much is it?”

Oh, 4,000. 45 grand. How many miles on it? 16,000 miles? Edit does out. I'm gonna have to buy that. Look at that fucking thing. It's cool. Book market. Yeah, dude. I'm in love. Oh, that's it. So he's like kind of cheap inside. Everything. Yeah. It doesn't matter. It's the fun of it. How many horsepower does those things have? 5.4 liter supercharged V8. Let's find out how many horsepower that thing has.

5.50. Yeah. That sounds about right. That's your girl, man. Love it. That's her. I loved it. It was like, it just, it was like it wasn't precious. I didn't mind parking places and if it had a dent on it, probably would be cooler. Yeah. Yeah. It didn't matter. It was just that being in it and just, and this, the wind in your hair. I didn't have any hair. But the fucking wind in your face,

“the sound. I will say that I think there's no better top-down city than LA.”

Oh, yeah. I love, for sure. A convertible in LA is like the greatest. You have like three weeks to do it here before your head burns. Yeah, especially us. Oh, fuck. You had shaved unless you were in a hat. Got to. But there, it's like perfect. Oh, yeah. Especially, well, I would love it at night driving down sunset. Oh, yeah. I loved it. I'd love coming over Laurel. I'd have like a music playlist that I'd listen to. Like my perfect going to the Comedy Store playlist. Yeah. And then another one on the way out.

Best. Yeah. But there's something about like, it was also like, wow, I'm really in Hollywood. I'm really going to do a show at the Comedy Store in Hollywood. And this is my job. Like this is crazy. Fucking awesome. Yeah. That's so cool. Yeah. To be one of those, one of those sperm that made it through and cracked the egg. I went there like a week ago. It was super fun. I heard it was awesome during the Netflix, but I was, was that when you were there?

Yeah. Yeah. It was so fun. Everybody said, it was like the Comedy Store of old. Mm-hmm. It was great. Yeah. Peter Short Texted me. Tell me some pictures. It's like, dude,

“you should be here. It's amazing. It was fucking bomb and man. That's nice. Yeah. That's nice. It was really fun.”

I'm going to go on your club to a working on a new hour. So it's been really fun to get reps. How long have you been doing sets now? Because last time I talked to you. So like a month? Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to do a set Tuesday or Wednesday? I leave. I go back to LA. I got this thing out. I have to go fly out for to announce. Oh, what are you doing? Do you want to be following me? I don't think I can any yet.

No, I don't. Yeah. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I won't tell you back. But when I come back, I'd love to. Are you going to do a follow-in-three? I don't know. That will be up to them. I guess. See how it does. Yeah, see how it does. Oh. It's so fucking fun. It's such a good show, dude. It's such a perfect show for you. Because it's like, it's so obvious that it's your imagination. Because no one would think of these fucking things.

Yeah. It's like, it's a one. I don't want to give it away. You can. You can. You can. The one where it's the girl that you knew for a long time. And then, oh yeah. Florian. Yeah. I didn't want to let her in the car. Yeah. I felt like real life. Yeah. I was saying to myself, why doesn't it just open the door and get out? Yeah, I know. Well, it was more fun to, yeah, of course. See horrible things happen to me.

And if fucking, I would say this because it's not a credit to me, but the, um, I always wanted to

emphasize how I wanted it to look and my, my D.P. Nico Wiesnet is brilliant. So everything looks like a fucking movie, you know. Yeah. Like the slave one looks like an Oscar winning film. It really does. Yeah. That's so ridiculous. It's crazy. I don't like give that away either, but it's so ridiculous. Yeah, it's crazy. It's really so fun. Yeah, they just let us have fun. It's, it's like, it's, it's such a different, um, you know, experience than what I'm used to and what you're

right, too, with, with, with, stand up, which is such a solo endeavor. Mm-hmm. But to have a team, all, you know, from the writer's room to actually getting into production of, like, everybody collaborating, it's such a fun thing. It's also so irreverent. I don't think you could do it anywhere, but Netflix. I don't think anybody would allow you to do it. I don't think so either. They are, they really are, you know, for all the shit that people justify, but justifiably

talk about, like, studios and exactly stuff. For, for this show, I've never had an experience

like it, where they're just like, "Go for it." No, they let you just do whatever you want. Yeah.

they get a lot of criticism about some of the content. Sure. But it's really the ideas that let anything in there. They let it in. It's good. Yeah. Like, you're not going to agree with all of it. Some of it, you're going to think it's far left content or some of it. But the thing is, they're not ideologically captured. Like, it's not like they only allow, like, woke content. They're not at all. They'll let you go ham. Not at all. Yeah. They let you push it and

I don't think anybody else would do it. I don't think so either. I don't think so either.

They were the first people I showed it to. And thankfully, they said, "Yes."

“Yeah, I think it would have been shut down after that. No, just no chance. Like, just the first”

first scene in the first episode where you take the pill, Kevin Neil and one, they have any, yeah. Just that. Like, there's not a fucking chance in hell. Yeah. No, there's the things that you're doing. There's no, no. In art, we have, when you haven't seen later with, with Jesus, that I don't think he'd fly away places with Johnny Pemberton, and it's a great cast. Great people came in, Kirk Fox did one, Frankie Kionist did one. Oh, nice. Oh, that Annabelle did one.

I'm leaving people out. Martha Kelly, there's great cast, and they all signed up for it. We had people, by the way, we had a couple, one time like casting the casting director set me down and was like, "Hey, just so you know, I sent out submissions for this one you did." And all the agents

I called me today said, "I would never put an actor in a position to do something like this."

And then one actor called one of the people on our staff and was like, "You can't make this one." They're like, "This is, this is wrong. This is, this is actor." And actor, this is dangerous to put out in the world. And we were like, "What?" Like, this was that offended by it. But she wasn't in it. No, but she had been offered a part. So she was like, "I read what you offered me." So offended. I was like, "Okay. Yeah." Like, she really was like, "I'm going to call people and like,

I hope you guys don't make this." Isn't it amazing that she's an activist? Yeah, over the, this

“clearly wasn't also understanding like the tone. Was it the girl from Snow White?”

No, by the way. Or she's a handful. She's like, "Yeah." So just like she cost that movie a lot of money. Oh, my God. I know you allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. And what that does to the rest of her career? Oh, she's fucked. Yeah. Yeah, she's, especially in this, because that was like at the tipping point of woke being like, we had woke fatigue. And then she didn't, it wasn't the whole thing. She didn't want to promote, which is like, "That's the whole, that's half the gig, man." Promoting your thing is

half the gig. Well, the problem was that when she would talk, she would say things that were so unappealing. Well, like, you're, you're trying to sell a movie. People want to like you. You're Snow White. You can't be like, "Chastizing people." Yeah. Whatever you're doing, scolding people. Yeah, lecturing them and, "Yeah, you're a kid." Yeah. Don't do that. We're like, "Thanks for the

gig." Yeah. Oh, I got to thank you. It was amazing. That's like, Snow White. But the whole thing was

doomed anyway when they, they weren't going to use dwarves. Right? And they called them magical creatures instead of dwarves. Isn't that the, the, the literal title of the story is Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Yeah. The dwarves all have names. So they all had to. That's the story. You don't want to make a story on the Seven Dwarves. You're going to have to make a new story. Is dwarf offensive though? Yes. It is. To some. Some like, little people. They don't like

midget and they don't like dwarf. Well, midget I knew. But I thought dwarf was like the polite way to say. None anymore. Okay. The goal pose, keep a moving. Keep it going. If you went into a coma and you woke up like three years later, you'd be so lost to what you kind of can't say. Yeah. Right. Old people talk and you're like, whoa. Yeah. Color this colored colored. You're like, yo. Yeah. People of color. Yeah. Well, they, they would say that. Yeah. Back in the, like in the

40s or whatever. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Which is odd that colored is offensive. But people of color is not offensive. Yeah. Like, if you try to explain that to someone logically, they'd be like, what? Like, if it was

“another language and like, oh, you can't say it like that. You have to say it like this. He'd be like,”

what? Why? So same thing. I'm saying the same thing. I know. People of colors. Okay. What do I say again? People of, okay, of color. Then South Africa, that is a term. You know, what do you mean? In South Africa, there's black, white, and colored. Oh, those are the three. What's colored? Anyone who's not black or white. So like, like, Chinese people. Like, no, like, if you're mixed or if you're Indian. Oh, you know, like, you're colored. Oh, yeah.

How weird. So that's like the three boy broad terms. Yeah. But I remember I was in Canada once.

when I was like, I can't say native and they were like, that's kind of offensive. We don't say that.

“First people's. Yeah. So that was the first time I had heard that something that I thought I was”

saying, like with respect was disrespectful. I was like, really native. They're like, yeah, easy. Stop fucking saying it. I'm like, that's crazy. Okay. I was in Vancouver. Well, Vancouver. Super. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Super woke. Didn't used to be. It wasn't not. Yeah. It's like,

weed. This is like a big weed place. It was a fun place. I always loved going to Vancouver.

Vancouver used to be the shit. I mean, I haven't been in a long time. The last time I was supposed to go, I had a big four 20 show that was supposed to be there in 2020. A great right after the pandemic. We're doing an arena up there and we had to shut it down and then we breastchedled it and he had to shut it down again and then things just got real weird up there and I'm like, I'm not going back. Really? Yeah. Oh my god. You haven't been there in Canada since? No.

“I'm talking a lot shit about Canada. Yeah. You have to talk a lot of shit. A lot of shit. He's”

like a lot of shit about Trudeau. Yeah, a lot of shit. He's got a power now. He's not. Yeah. Justifiably, though. It's like what they did up there. They're doing some wild things and they just completely wreck that country in terms of what they're moving closer and closer to communism and this really weird way. And I know people want to push back against that but you have to understand that like they don't have, first of all, they don't have freedom of speech or they have hate speech laws.

So they can move the goal, but this was Jordan Peterson's argument about this when they were trying to impose certain pronouns that he was supposed to use and certain things that you're supposed to say and he's like, you can't force me to say things like you're, this is forced speech and this

and the problem is they'll call things hate speech and then if you use force, the force you

to use that under the threat of law and it's like, okay, well, what is, where does this go? It goes, you're going to rest people for not going along with 78 different pronouns or whatever the fuck they are or you're going to kick them out of their job. Do you understand that this is kind of crazy? Yeah. And then this weird thing they're doing with made, okay, where they're doing assisted suicide, you know, about all this? Okay. One in 20 people in Canada,

make sure this is true. One in 20 people in Canada dies from assisted suicide. One in 20, one in 20. There's an actual business now that's involved in assisted suicide. Is that government

sanctioned? Like is it government sanctioned? Yeah. Real program. Yeah. And they they killed a guy who had

seasonal depression. Look at this, 5.1% of all deaths in the country. Holy fuck. Yeah, medically assisted

“dying. That's what it's called. That's made. Officially known as medical assistance in dying.”

Between 2016 and 2024, there were 76,475 recorded made deaths. Damn. You can just sign up. Yeah. I don't like this. 2024 alone. There were 16,499 made provisions. 5% of all deaths, 5.1% of all deaths in the country. How nuts is that? That's nuts. Find the one guy that they killed that had seasonal depression. And the family was like, what the fuck? He just walks into a place like you can just sign up, sign up for it. I don't want

to live anymore. Oh, I'm depressed. I'm depressed. There you go. Canadian man, 26 with seasonal depression, you thin eyes despite no terminal illness. Look at that guy. Oh, that was reasonable. He's friends. Yeah. God he needs a hug. 26 year old Canadian man who had seasonal depression been euthanized by a notorious doctor who is personally responsible for ending the lives of over 400 of her patients. What a psycho. This fucking Uday is back. Jesus Christ. That's so crazy.

Okay. So it's just here at other issues. So Kiano Vofian, I don't know how to say his last name, but also at partial vision loss and lived with Type 1 diabetes, he faced mental health struggles which often became worse in the winter as a result of a car accident when he was 17. After losing vision in one of his eyes in 2022, he became obsessed with ending his life by assisted dying. Hmm. That's really fucking sad, man. God damn. Yeah, you just not happy. Instead of people

saying, let's figure out a way to make you happy. Yeah. You know, we're going to put you down. We're going to just put you down and then there's money in it, which is weird. It's weird where there's money gets exchanged. People make a living doing it. People, the government pays for it. There's profit involved in killing people. Yeah. They're killing old people that just don't want

do to them. I wonder if they if like family knew beforehand or they just get like a notification.

Hey, we put them down. You know, right. If you're a grown adult, I wonder if the family even gets informed if you don't want them to be. What is the way they do it? Isn't it lethal injection? What if you're like, I want to be beheaded. I want to go guillotine style. I want to have my tongue ripped out by pliers. Oh, I read this crazy story about this guy who set up a guillotine over his bed and he had a time debt for when he was asleep. So he timed it for 3 a.m. And so he went to sleep

and then his father heard this loud bang in the middle of the night and thought that maybe he fell down or something fell over. And the son had literally rigged a guillotine with a timer in his house.

And at 3 a.m. it hit the switch and his giant fucking blade lops off his head.

“A really cool thing to do to your parents, man. But you must have hated his dad.”

Fuck. Hey, hey, fuckhead. All that shitty things. You said to me in all the real stuff. You raised me. Yeah, see if you find that story. Holy. Who knows what's real, but I thought it's real. Guillotine death was suicide. Builder Boyd Taylor spent several weeks constructing the complex device at the home he shared with his father in the village of Milbur near more path. Where's that? Is that England? Bro, several weeks. This is super methodical. Yeah.

The general hospital recorded a verdict of suicide on Thursday. The hearing was told that the complicated mechanism was primed to switch itself on at 330 GMT and caused a blade to fall Mr. Taylor's neck in a written statement read out by southeast north humberland, coroner, Eric Armstrong, Robert Taylor said he knew his son had been working on something in his bedroom for

“several weeks. Jesus Christ. It was woken by a rumbling noise, which he thought was the chimney”

at fallen off the roof. Oh my god. That's his head. Father, it's on work together in the family building company. But Boyd Taylor has been off over Christmas saying he wanted to stay at home. Fuck. I respect the, like, the message so much like the fuck you of it all to his dad. This is my fair part. He said Mr. Taylor's death was not a spur of the moment decision. No shit, duh. Yeah. Fucking crazy man. That's the crazy thing about people that want to kill themselves.

Oftentimes they don't tell anybody. Yeah. And no one knows until it happens. Oh yeah. And they'll imagine if you're his dad and you're like, I should have fucking checked his bedroom. Yeah. Maybe I could have hugged him. I heard him. Maybe I could have gotten him some MDMA. Maybe I could have done something to snap him out of it. I thought he was just making a cool cabinet.

“Yeah. And what do we respect his privacy? But maybe his dad doesn't think like that, you know?”

Maybe he's dead like that. Faggot, he's not there sucking cocks and he gets sad. Fuck him. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I don't know why I had that accident. It's a long country. But I mean, to to want to do that and have your dad find it. Bro, that's dark. That's really dark. Yeah. You don't like your dad for sure. Now. Or you don't care. You don't give a fuck about anybody. You're still working on

anything. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's a cabinet. We mean, fuck all I'm done. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. So I'm, did you feel like fishing? Maybe? Some time. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe not now. Maybe in the spring. Yeah. Maybe after a 3.30 a.m. tomorrow. What? It's a weird time. Yeah. Fuck. I mean, yeah, it's sat timed and rigged. Also, he wanted to impress people.

Like, wow. Respect. Respect. Like, you just got fucking play. His level of dedication to this plan is pretty incredible.

I mean, he set it above his fucking neck while he was sleeping. How do you fall asleep? Yeah. There. Okay. Goodnight. And he had a, like, a test run for sure. Oh, for sure. 100%. And the night. Oh, the inquest at Massbad General Hospital, Ashington, was told yesterday that the younger man had waited the blade with a paving slab, wired to plywood wedged into a wooden block at the foot of his bed. An electric

jig saw was plugged into a timer switch. The saw cut the wood, releasing the wire holding the blade. Wow. 12 sleeping pills, bro. Wow. That might have killed him anyway, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Took 12 sleeping pills before laying under the gueteen knowing that the set of those were so strong that his position the bed would not alter as he slept. Wow. Fuck.

His father heard the jig saw an action and thought the chimney had collapsed,

tool after it completed his tasks. Wow. He had a set to shut off after it completed his task. It just got his thorough. But like, also his, his knowledge of being able to put that together. Like,

that's, that's some engineering skill. Look at this set. It says his son had never fully recovered

from his parent's separation when he was 15. He had attempted suicide as a teenager. He was

“36 now. 21 years later. Me model. Like, I think dad was a dick dude. Maybe. Yeah.”

Possibly. Yeah. This also says there are partners in a small, small building for me ran with his father. Yeah. We said that earlier. Yeah. He's working with a working on a carpentry project. He's, he was also at the father's house cracks. He left work to go back. I don't know. It seems like they were separated, but they definitely weren't. I thought they were living together. So they were doing this. Dude, it said it's an eight foot

high three foot wide structure that he put in his room. Yeah. How's dad not knows that? Yeah. What college? That means it's small, right? Yeah. Yeah. This is not paying attention. Yeah. Built an inner door to his bedroom. An inner door before putting together the eight foot high three foot wide structure housing a guillotine blade and devices to trigger its descent.

Man, probably one of the wildest ways to go. I've never heard anything like this.

That guy doesn't need to Canadian government. No. So you're got this. I got this. I mean, there's some, some creative ways to do it, but that's probably the, they do, and to find that to leave the discovery is also, yeah. And also, just leave a mess.

“You're going to clean that up, please. Is that what it? Is that the thing? That what it looks like?”

Amanda's is an article about it and the picture is right below the paragraph. That's it. Walking about it. Well, why isn't it covered in blood? No, that's probably not. No, that's probably not my best. That might not be a guillotine. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That was trying to find picture. He knew he was building something.

And he made sure I was real high. So that fucker had some good momentum. Yeah. Shabun!

Woo! A paving stone. Oh my god, dude, bro. What a fucking psycho. 12 sleeping pills. Oh my god. Where? Where? Where? I'm gonna go. See you find your spot. Yeah. Imagine the last thoughts in his mind. Like, see you in Velhola. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Fuck you, Dad. I know there's certain states where you can go and whack yourself in America. Organs, one of them. Because Michael Lair, remember him from Kiltoni? He had ALS. Yes.

Yes. He ended his life up there. I mean, he was at the door. That level of suffering though. Yeah. He actually went up there once and chickened out or didn't chicken out, changed his mind. I should say. Let's say chicken. Terrible way to say it. Yeah. Went up there, changed his mind, came back and did a couple more episodes of Kiltoni. And then went up and did it. I met him a couple of times.

Yeah. Very funny. Very funny, dude. Real bummer. Yeah. You know, it's like, I get that. I get when you're at that stage. But seasonal depression. That's not. Yeah. Settle down. There's that thing in Alaska. If you get seasonal depression and you kill someone, it's a lesser charge. Really? Yeah. Because it's so prevalent there. God. You know, be nice to people in the winter. Yeah. Because dark all day.

Jersey that movie 30 days of night? No. The vampire movie about Alaska. I saw the one with Pacino and Robin Williams. That also was like a insomnia thing in Alaska. You know, that one is no. Is it called that? It's called insomnia. Yeah. Yeah. And you feel it watching that movie. The performance is, and the way it's shot, pull it out of you. You're like, fuck. You're seeing that one where Robin Williams played the

“Psycho guy that develops pictures. Yes. 24 hour photo. I think it's called. Was that Bobcat?”

Did he make that? He did a few with Robin Williams. I think I don't know if he made that. He might of, um, but that one was nuts. Robin Williams was so fucking good. So down. So that he could be that funny and also that creepy. Yeah. Like that he could really play like a real fucking Psycho. Yeah. One hour photo. That's it. Who made that one? No, Robert. Oh, Mark. Robin X. Sorry. Yeah. That was fucking super creepy. Super creepy. Yeah. This 30 days and night is a fun vampire movie. Is it? Because they show up in

Alaska during the time with it's the winter where it's night for 30 days and like northern Alaska. Yeah. And then they don't ever have to go to sleep in the day and they just fuck everybody up. For like 30 days. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Fun. I did Alaska went in the opposite

once. We did some shows and we went salmon fishing and it was like bright out of 2 a.m. Yeah. Weird. It's weird, man. We got back to the hotel and like the sun's out. It's like midnight. Right, though. You don't know what to do. Yeah. Your body's so confused. It's a very confusing feeling. How do people sleep up there with masks? They just put the mask. Everyone has like black out windows

“and everything. Yeah. Yeah. Because I remember you're like, "Wait, it's not that late." Right?”

You're like, "No, it's midnight right now." I wonder if crime goes down in the summer months? Yeah. I wonder. You know. It has, too. Do you imagine? Because I think people do more crime. Like, "Oh, it's dark out." Yeah. Go do crime. And that crime is also, isn't crime usually spike in places when it's like heat waves? Probably. Yeah. They get hot and angry. Yeah. You get more domestic for sure. Yeah. Well, that's why you brought the seasonal depression thing,

when it's night out all the time. Yeah. That's why people whack each other. Yeah. Makes sense. So fucking depressed. Yeah. Oh, you know vitamin D. Especially if you're not a vitamin person, you're not supplementing. Oh. Yeah. You have no vitamin D. None. Yeah. That's what's fucked about like flu season. People like, "Oh, flu season, flu's coming around." Well, why do you think that is? It's because no one's outside

because no one has any vitamin D. So everybody gets to flu. Is that why? 100%.

“Yeah. That's why why else would flu have a season? You can get flu in the summer.”

You can get flu anywhere. Why are so many people getting it? But you're running systems. I mean, systems destroyed. My doctor told me that. My doctor explained to me that when he was an internist in New York City, that he would test people in the middle of the winter, and they would have undetectable levels of vitamin D in their system. Really? It's crazy.

Because some people just never go outside, and they just, they're indoors all the time,

and they don't take any vitamins. And their systems just passed out. So they're eating, fucking sloppy jose and french fries. And you wonder why? You're like, I can't believe I got sick. Yeah. I can't believe you're alive. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what's fucked up about sunlight. sunlight is actually a necessary part of being a human being. But you actually need it for vitamin D. I have such a notable, I mean, like dramatic difference. And how much I got sick

“when I was fatter versus net. Of course. Of course. Of course. I was getting sick like, like,”

real sick. Like seven times a year. Really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. You've made like one of the most dramatic transformations of anybody that I know other than jelly roll. Jelly roll is nuts. But yeah, just saw him. He came to the 5k. He's done 300 pounds. I know. He was just a club. He's he's practicing standup. Yeah. I heard. Did he killed? Really? I mean, yeah. He has really good jokes. He's got some funny stories. He's the funny guy and he's comfortable with an audience. Exactly. And just super

likable. Yeah. But it's like, yeah, vulnerable. He's a vulnerable guy, too. Yeah. And his transformation is even more crazy. Because he was at death store. He was like, he couldn't even walk on

the flight of stairs. Yeah. It's amazing. What he's done. It really is amazing. Incredible.

Inspires a bunch of people too, which is awesome. And he's not done. No. He's still full steam ahead. Like, he's changed his whole lifestyle. It's like a full shift. And now it's all just about getting that skin cut off. Yeah. Like, oh, that one hurts. Just thinking about it. I know. But I imagine how great he's going to feel after that. It's going to feel so good. Oh, yeah. When it all heals up, you know, doing it the right way though. Like, he's got to get like a hyperbaric chamber.

You know, definitely take peptides. And, you know, it's just scary. Because like, skin gets infected. Oof. You know, infections are fucking terrifying. That's like the Ude who's saying thing, horrible motherfucker. Yeah. Dragon people through gravel and dunking them in sewers. What a piece of shit that guy was. And you also had to have the thought of like, how can I make this worse? Right. You know, someone's like, it's people infected. Well, you could put him in a, like, a

bowl of shit. And he's like, let's do that. Let's scratch him up a lot first. Yeah. Let's drag him through

gravel. There's wounds. Yeah. All over their body. And then dunk him in a sewer. Like, uh, you got it, boss. Yeah. Oh, infections are fucking scary, man. I know a lot of people that gets skin infections because of Gjitsu. Oh, yeah. That's a big thing. Huge, huge thing. Thank you, Musemichi, just defended his UFC Brazilian Gjitsu side. Why can't I say that? UFC BJJ title. And got hospitalized right afterwards with staff. Didn't, um, we know Kyle Bush, the driver.

He just died. And he died of sepsis, right? But that's like, yeah, type of infection as well. Yeah. How did he get that? I believe I already had pneumonia and then didn't treat it and kept, you know,

One of my wife's friends from high school data sepsis is a few years back. My dad got sepsis

in the hospital. Yeah. He had a bone marrow transplant and then got sepsis. Almost died. Ah, yeah. Hospital infections are creepy, man. Because like, Joey Diaz, you know, he got his knee fixed. And he said that, what does it say here? Timeline Bush had been battling what is originally believed to be a sinus cold for a couple weeks. Even radioing is crude. Have a doctor meet him after a race at Watkins Glen. Despite continuing to race and win,

less than a week before his death, his condition rapidly deteriorated. He collapsed and became unresponsive in a Chevrolet racing simulator in Concord, North Carolina, 911 caller noted that he was coughing up blood and had shortness of breath. He was transported to a Charlotte area

hospital where he died. That is insane. Fuck. That is so crazy, man. But, you know,

Hamza Chmai of the guy who was the middleweight champion before Sean Strickland just beat him. Yeah. When he had COVID, he would not stop working out. He was training through COVID, like bad. And he was hospitalized multiple times. And he took a photograph of his toilet where he'd cough blood into his toilet. Yeah. And it was saying, I'm retiring. I'm not finding any more. I'm retiring from MMA. And he posted, see if you can find the photograph on social media.

He posted the photograph of his toilet with the blood in it. Yeah. It's told he may have cancer after coughing up blood in training. But it was, because that was a while ago. Yeah. Years ago. He wouldn't stop training. Like he's such an animal

“that while he had COVID, he would not stop training. Now, that was a huge upset, right?”

It was an upset. It was an upset. I thought it could happen that way. I was actually saying, like a lot of people like Ari was arguing with me on Protect Our Parks. He's like,

you say that when someone doesn't have a chance, you always hype it up. Like I think Strickland

can win this fight. Because Strickland is like insanely durable. He's scary. Because he doesn't go away. He's not going to get tired. He doesn't go away. He's tough at shit. He was abused when he was young. So he's angry. Like he is dangerous. And he's super skillful. It's very hard to hit. And he fought in one with a blown-out shoulder. Yeah. He's crazy. He fucked his shoulder up like the week of the fight. Like did something bad. He's coming and getting some stem cells in a ways to

well. He fucked it up. He doesn't even know what it was, but he couldn't use it, right? I could tell when he was warming up before the fight started, he was doing this with his arm.

“Just doing this. Like he was warming up, doing this and he kept doing this. And that's what you do when”

you're arm hurts. Yeah. Like if you hurt your shoulder, like how bad is it hurt? Let's check. Let me check real quick. And that's how he went into a fight. Went to a world title fight against the scariest guy in the division and beat him with one arm. I saw him that was like the day before, two days before something. He was like doing construction on his driveway. Yeah. Well, rides motorcycle everywhere. World champion. Yeah. Yeah. He just went to that misfits.

No, what is it called? Aden Rossist thing that he does. He does something called, what is it called? Brand, something or not? Brand risk. Brand risk. He has people fight. Ray Jay, the guy who did the yellow with Kim Kardashian. He's got knocked a fuck out. And then you see the post interview. Yeah. He was like, what the fuck man? I thought we had a deal. Yeah. Like that was weird. They made some sort of a deal apparently. Well, at least he was

implying that the guy wasn't going to punch him in the face and knock him out. Well, the weird thing is if you watch that again, the punch none of it's like you're not watching pros obviously. None of it seems like it just seems kind of wild. And as he sees him stunned, he doesn't do what most people do when you stun somebody which is follow up. Right. He's kind of like, oh shit. Like the kind of the body language lens itself to that theory. Like he did, he just was like, uh, uh, and he's laughing

and he's also celebrated. He's like, I fuck it. I knocked him out. Look how out of shape JJ is. Yeah. That's a crazy thing to be accepting a fight when you're done out of shape. What was the hot fire? That's his name. Super hot fire. Let's see, he's just like, well, both guys look like they didn't know what they're doing. That he's just like, but he hit him with one shot and that was all it took. That's crazy.

So they must, they must have made some sort of a deal where they weren't going to hurt each other. And they were going to do it for money. I want how much to pay them. That's so weird. Someone asked during the press conference they had, which I thought was JJ said like a month or two ago he was dying of some heart disease or something really bad. And they're like,

“"You're fighting?" He's like, "Yeah, I'm going in here to die." You saw the Cam Newton thing, right?”

Cam Newton? Yeah, with Ray J. No. Oh, that's the best clip of the year on the internet. What is it?

On Cam's pocket? Yes, it's the best. No. I can't do it just. Okay. It's the best thing I've ever seen. And part of what's so great is that you know this, I know this, uh, from conducting interviews, there's a certain point in an interview that you're having with someone, where if they

“start saying something, the best thing you can do is shut the fuck up, you know? Right. Like you”

can just go, "Gim's mayor." And Cam just goes, "Like where does Cam, Cam is, as 80% of the

comedy, but it is the best, the full clip is just incredible." Is that the whole thing?

Oops. It's at least over a minute. It can. Oh, it's it. You asked me that last time. And I just, because I listen to like Biggie Smoss, you like Biggie? Are you family? Can you just answer my question? You just said, "Are you gay?" And now that you do it, there's something. Can you answer, yes or no, and then go into that? Shout out to the agency. Yes. What is it matter from gay or not? I just, it doesn't matter. I just ask an question. As people like people, when they leave here,

we're all together. When you live and it's done, and that's a wrap for the day. Everybody's going to

do something. Everybody's going to go to their perspective places. Some people are going to go home,

and I hate to say this, but it's just going to be grimy, but I'm sure there's people that can go home. They got a dog. They're favored dog. They stop by the store. Gramps and peanut butter. Billy Ray, how old are you? 25. You're 45 years old. And 45 years of living. Have you ever been with a man? Is it not the full version? Yeah, it cuts like that. You cut off the best part. Sorry.

“That's all right, man. Try to find the full version. It's, it's so fantastic. What's the three-hour podcast?”

That's fun. I know. Maybe the 412 one, is it?

Or maybe this, what is this? How long is this one? This might be talking about having sex with women,

no. City has sex with 11,500 women. It was a massive part. You're talking about different partners. What? Yeah. So we did a celebration, movie trap. I was so excited. Try to get to where we were. Let's get go for how many times you've had sex? No, no, no. A little more. A little more. A little more. A thousand different people. I want to be at 99,000. I can only love a thousand more bitches.

I can't do anymore. But the average of, oh, it really could bite. The volume of different sex partners. So my home grows more. But I don't think that's, what's your body count? No, this isn't it. No, that's not it. This is just a body count thing. If you go to 65, if you go back back to your search for 12 there, that might be it. See that one? This might be it. Yeah. Some people go home and put peanut butter on themselves. It's, it's so much better.

Okay, just pass it past where we were. So people like people. Yeah, this is it's good to have a little bit when they leave here. Oh, it's a good one. It's like it's trying to wrap some peanut butter. This is right. Oh, I'm excited to see they dog. They put a bunch of peanut butter on their feet to the dog to lick it off. Some people even go farther to watch TV on all four. Slap a little bit of peanut butter in the crack and enjoy themselves. And the dog is having

a good time. Right? I don't know what that is. It's not in my business. Have you ever do that? Have you ever do that? Have you ever do that? Have you ever had a dog lick my ass and peanut butter in it? No, you thought about it. But I'm familiar with it. Okay. So really right. I'm familiar with it because I call somebody doing it. Willie Ray. Yes. How wonderful. 25. 25. 25 years. And 45 years of living. Have you ever been with

a man? No, do you have no. You have not. No, I'm not. I'm just trying to confirm. Yeah, but I don't

“want it. But here's the thing. I sit on a agency board pause. And I'm not only straight person”

on the board. But again, I have friends shout out to Tarot, shout out to Dumpen D, shout out to backshot. Dumpen D. Backshot. Everybody else that that supports the agency. The agency. What is the agency? I have no idea. He's on the board. It's not an agency. It's a agency. Yeah. There you go.

even as I a plus. Okay. Cool. Okay. Cool. Now. I didn't want to have DAX this, but it's fair. Are you gay?

No, sir. Okay. See? And I've never experienced nobody getting licked.

No, I'm just, well, that's, that's an older people. I'm going to be able to do that. I'm thinking, like, it's like 55. It's older people. I'm older people. They give their ass hold it by dogs. Keep going. No, we get it. I get it. Boy, he's insane. Isn't that great? What a character. You shouldn't have my mom's out. I fucking would love to. I haven't explained what the postfight speech was about. What was that about? Yeah.

It's the one that had the products with the glasses. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. He's invented some of the world's best products. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if you know about that. Yeah, it's fucking amazing.

“It's amazing. What is the, uh, the postfight speech? See if you can find that?”

Because he said something really crazy. The way he said it was like a very strange talking about. Yeah. He was like getting interviewed and then he's like, yeah, man. Like literally. He's like, I thought we weren't doing this. I don't want to get anybody in trouble. Yeah. Or anything. I thought we had a deal. Which seems like if people were placing bets on that, that's a, which they definitely were. They had to. People placed bets on fucking.

There was another fight. My man's alpha, too. Right. Yeah. Right. People had to be placing bets. 100%. Absolutely. I mean, that's the way to get a visit from the FBI. I feel like, you know. Yeah. Well, it also seems like you're admitting to a crime, which is like, maybe it's just 'cause you got a concussion. Yeah, sure. You could do. I was just talking out of it. I don't know what I was saying. Yeah. I was talking crazy. I was trying to save face. I was mean about it. I asked and I just didn't

“know what I was saying. I think that I didn't know which in the ring or this. It was in the ring.”

Okay. Yeah. There's a small part, but they cut it out. Yeah. That was decided. It's really weird. Oh, yeah. Brand risk event. And now the Internet thinks this whole thing. I don't know, don't talk to him. You don't desire to talk to him. You don't got a good air haircut. And he came here and got spilling. I thought we had a plan. What the? I thought we had a plan. Yeah. There's more to it, though.

It's not the best video to hold from. I'm trying to find it. I think I have it here. Imagine getting your ass pulled by super hot fire. Yeah. It's a great name. I know. I got a Jamie here. I'll send it to you. Here's Joe. Who knocked you out? Super hot fire. That's pretty tight. Well, you know, what are you going to do? It's a super hot fire. Yeah. I sent it to you. It's just bizarre. The way he says it.

Yeah. It's like, you are either making excuse or this is the dumbest criminal ever. I got a plan. I don't want to say too much because I don't want to get nobody in trouble. But damn, my nigger. Nigger. We took our elder knight. We didn't take shit. You're assed with over here. I got to talk to the nigger about your talk backstage. Super. We lost. Nigger? We didn't think he was going to win. So hi, I lost money.

Wow, yo. I mean, that seems real shit though. That seems very real. So they must have you must have said, listen, I'm going to put a bunch of money on me to win. Yeah. You have me win. And he just look how much money we just lost. Yeah. They were going to split the money. Yeah. Some pulp fictions shit right there. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, I won't see. Super hot fires like super hot fire and take no money. Super hot fire gets killed in a drive by we know what's up.

I know you can't even retaliate. That's fucking nuts, dude. I know it's crazy that he admitted publicly. It's like very strange. Right in the moment. Yeah. Very strange.

Very strange that he would I just maybe just got knocked out. Maybe he's never knocked out before.

He was just like confused. Yeah. And that's why he said it. But it seems like that was real. That did seem very real. Yeah. And super hot fire wasn't like, what the fuck are you talking about? No, you're talking about it. He's like, yeah,

“got the best thing we can't take a shot. Yeah. He's like, how much money we lost?”

I wonder how much money. Don't know. Like, don't know bets. Yeah. 100%. And they'll also know like, we got a few $200,000 bets that we should investigate. Yeah. You know, the UFC is kind of real problem with that. Really? Oh, yeah. In what way? Well, they caught people. The caught suspicious betting. And then like the line changes like very quickly. And there's a bunch of

money being dumped on one fighter. And then to lose in a very specific way, like the first round

and the fighter loses in the first round when they were the favorite. And then you find out that his coach is a bet on them and other different people. So it looks like they dumped the fight. Wow. Or maybe they went into the fight with a blown out knee and they knew it was blown out. And they said, I'm just going to put a bunch of money on me to lose and they go out and fight and lose. So the FBI's involved. And so there's a bunch of different fights that are being investigated.

one from years ago that was just incredible. And the way that it all fell apart was they just

“got too greedy. You know, because they had a guy. I think he was a point guard. Maybe at ASU”

or something. And and once they had him, you know, like locked in on this, they just and they realized he really could swing it. How they wanted to. They started just betting. Great. And then yeah, the FBI was looking at these betting lines and saying like, oh, really there's $2 million on this game from from one part like this is they started to just get keyed in on it and then the whole thing that exposed. It's kind of funny that people don't think they're going to get caught doing something

like that. Yeah. Especially at that like where you go like, oh, just all the money can go in. It's like, yeah, it's too much, man. You know, you probably could have gotten away with 25 grand or whatever. You know, like something that doesn't really ring alarms. But if you start putting seven figures down, you don't think anyone's going to take a second look at that. What are the rules? Like, what do you, like, you can't dump a fight. But if you know someone's

hurt, like, say if I know someone's hurt, and I'm like, oh, I know he's hurt. I'm going to put a bunch of money on him to lose. I wonder if that's legal. Is that inside of trading? I don't think it is. I also feel like it's different. Maybe I'm wrong if you are getting a bunch of people to do it versus you're doing it because you had, you know, I mean, because right, how could somebody, you can't be sure that he's not going to still try to win.

Yeah. Also, it's like, did you put a $5 million dollar bet on it?

Right. Well, look, look, look at this way. Imagine if I found out that Strickland hurt is shoulder that week. And I'm like, oh, it's shoulders blown out. I'm put all the money on homicide in the lost draft Kings explicitly prohibits betting by insiders on sports or events where they have an unfair material or non public advantage. This applies to athletes, coaches, referees, team personnel, and sportsbook employees using private information to gain a

betting edge. But none of those people that they mentioned there athletes, coaches, referees, team personnel. None of them is like your friends with a guy, because you train at the same gymism. That's true. That's not also this is saying that this private company can do this. But legally is this illegal thing? Yeah, that's where I was going to. When you brought up the

$5 million dollar bet, if they lose a big bet like that, you're definitely going to look into

like, well, who the fuck was this? When they make the bet, how many times have they done this? Did they get lucky one time? Well, look at the Strickland fight. Like, if you, uh, so he was training with Johnny Eblon, who's the middleweight champion, the PFL badass motherfucker,

“like, beast beast wrestler. And that's how he hurt his shoulder. And so like, if you were there”

during those training sessions. And you're like, oh, he's hurt. I'm going to fuck and sneak away and put some money on it. I wonder if that's legal. I wonder if it is, too. Because first of all, you would have lost because Strickland won't have went in any way. Exploding non-public information, such as knowing a star player's engine before it is announced, can lead to criminal charges, individuals caught coordinating insider betting schemes,

have faced federal felony charges, including wire fraud, bribery, any illegal gambling. Yeah, but how's it, bribery? I don't know. That doesn't mean it descends on it, what the circumstances are. But if you were in that situation and you bet on Strickland to lose, and you actually did lose, and you knew, are wonder. I wonder. Because in that fight, he was the, the underdog anyway. That is kind of interesting. What is the legal threshold for public information?

Mm-hmm. You know? Because that's really what we're talking about. Well, I think that's about fucking gambling and the stock market. Yeah, yeah. Oh, do you see that thing that I sent you, Jamie? Yeah, and I lost. Is that real? Well, that's a, many things used after statistics. That's things using percentages.

So there's a charge of semi-aball like the amount the S&P's going up versus Republicans and Democrats, and it's a percentage thing. Democrats are up at 900%. I think Republicans are like 600%. The S&P's up like 500%. A percentage is don't tell you like what you started with and what you ended with. Right. You could have started with the $100 billion, and you made $1 billion, and you made one percent versus someone who made $1 million. It doesn't sound the same, but they're not relative.

Right. But when you look at the chart and you look at the difference between the Republicans and Democrats in terms of insider trading in Congress, they're all doing it. They're all doing it.

“That's why they can do it. Yeah. Is there all doing it? If it was only the Democrats,”

their public is, well, what the fuck bro? Yeah. But since they're all doing it, everybody's like, well, it's a, it's a problem. Yeah. There's no problem. Yeah. I don't see nothing. Yeah, here's the chart. This is like an account that just takes data and makes charts out of it. Yeah. So it's them doing better than the S&P. Oh, but again, just using percentages is not a great way. Because somebody could say something went up 77% or went up 300%. It doesn't matter what

number was. Well, it's really interesting that they're doing so well. Well, this is also saying like you look. People could just bet in video itself has gone up a shit load. Right. You just put money in a video you'd make up a lot. It's a tough, I'll say this. That's a tough thing to resist to be sitting in Congress. And you know, I'm going to get punished. Yeah. No, no one. I mean, a few people have been punished, right? We do, we looked at it the other day. A few fucking

blabber mouths probably. Yeah. Some outside or some shit head that they were like, "Fuck him, throw him out of the bus." Yeah. They probably had a few guys that threw one of the bus. And it's probably somebody that didn't have a portfolio. Didn't Trump do a lot of like stock purchases. He's made a fortune. He's made a fortune. It made a settlement with the IRS. I think

“that's why a lot of it came out recently, but like he can't be charged with anything. Yeah,”

they can't be the latest thing is that he and his kids in his company cannot be audited. Oh, that's cool. That is cool. That's what settled. What was the settlement? What was the IRS being sued for? What was the accusation? It was for is the leak, the leak of his tax returns. Okay. So the IRS leaked his tax returns? He, yeah, he said they were reckless and, and settlement of his $10 billion loss. 2018 leak of his tax returns in New York Times. The in the

US is forever barred and precluded from examining or prosecuting Trump, his sons, and the Trump organization's current tax filings according to one page document released Tuesday. That is so crazy. Imagine like somebody accused you a murder. Yeah. And it turns out you weren't guilty of that murder.

And then you sued them. You go, you can never prosecute me for murder again. And then you just go

“straight. Who they who say. Yeah. And they're like, it's cool. Yeah. It's, oh, that's not the only”

thing that the detail of that is part of that settlement that says that, that like the language, that they cannot be of it for their current tax filings. Does that mean that in the future, future filings also fall under that immunity? Oh, go back. Go back, please. This is crazy. Look, go back to the top of that right there. Under the settlement to resolve Trump's $10 billion lawsuit over the 2018 leak of his tax returns in New York Times, the US is forever

barred and precluded. But now, look at the end. It was quietly added to the original establishment, a original settlement establishment, a $1.8 billion fund to compensate people who Trump thinks were improperly investigated by the government. Yeah. They're paying for all of their legal fees. Whoa. Yeah. But one point eight billion is probably more than their legal fees. I would imagine. Yeah. It's also going to be for like, you know, I was, um,

I was. So do they get compensated? They're all, they're all filing. You know, making claims.

Are they? Yeah. Well, a lot of them are making claims. Yeah. Well, here's what's fucked.

For sure, they were government people that were rabble browsers. There were people that were trying to get people to go into the capital. That's a fact. How many? There's the calm agent provocateurs. Yeah. So there's people that your tax dollars pay that were trying to get people to commit crimes. Yeah. We don't know how many. We don't know. Yeah. And supposedly, no, they were just there to monitor. Really? Okay. But we know that people have done that in the past,

where they've encouraged people to commit crimes. Yeah. And we do know that there was some knowledge that this was going to happen and that they wanted it to happen. They wanted it to happen exactly that way. And they encourage people to do it. So they can make it look like Donald Trump is a real threat. Yeah. And keep them from running for reelection again. That didn't work out. The whole thing is crazy. Like imagine that there are government employees with government tax dollars.

They're being paid. And they're being paid to encourage people to commit crimes. They would have never

committed without it. We know that's a fact. That's a real thing. Yeah. There's a guy in Dallas who was 19 years old that they tricked into detonating a fake bomb. They radicalized him, gave him a cell phone, gave him a bomb. The feds? The feds? Jesus. They made him a little geodist. So he goes to detonate the bomb. It's not real bomb anyway. And then lock him up a jail forever. They give him the bomb. They give him the cell phone to detonate the bomb. They talk him into doing it.

The whole deal. And there's not going to be any, there's just like that's done. Was it? How about that lady and what was it, Michigan? Which state was it? Where the, there was

“14 people that were trying to kidnap her. Turns out 12 of them were FBI informants? What the fuck?”

Really? Yes. Yes. Was Michigan, right? What is that lady's name?

12 of them were FBI informants. So it was like a whole crew of FBI theft with the goal of what? Of arresting these two suckers. These two retards that think it's a good idea to play along with these dorks. And these guys were like, we thought we were just talking shit. Yeah, moving. Yeah. No, they're locked up. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. But I mean, that's, they spent money on this. It's like your tax dollars go to try to trick people into doing a crime that you know they're

going to do and then they're never going to be able to do because you're going to rest them before

“they go to do it. It sucks as a criminal to think that you have to really doubt who you're working with.”

You know, hard times. Hard man. I thought we were going to have some fun. Turns out you're fucking snitch. Maybe that could be an episode of, yeah, next season. Good one. Yeah. It's a good one. Right? Fun one. That's actually a very good one. There's probably a lot of room for comedy in that. Huns. It's just crazy because it's like they have to, this, this is the problem. And it's not entirely, it is their fault that they did that. But it's not entirely their fault because they

have to make a rest. You want another one or you good? No, I'm good. If you want to have a career, your career is dependent upon you making arrests. Yeah. You know, this is the stuff that I've worked with

Josh Dubin with the wrongfully prosecuted and convicted people. One of the things you find out is that a

lot of these prosecutors, what it is is they want to boost up their career by getting cases handled. Yeah. They want to, they want to arrest people. They want those people to be convicted. That makes them look good. So they just fucking monkey around with the evidence. This feels like like a traffic cop meeting is quota. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. You didn't use your blinker. Exactly. You doing, man. Dude, I had a guy pull me over and then he recognized me and let me go. But

he pulled me over and said that I crossed the white line. And I was like, what? He was, he followed me like the moment I left where I was at. He was on my ass like immediately. I saw across the white looks who's, I was in my little loud BMW, my little E46. And it's, you know, probably like, look at this douchebag. Yeah. Like, yeah. He's probably drunk. Yeah. Thankfully, I was completely sober. But he pulls me over and he's like, I saw you cross the white line back there. I go really.

I don't know. Okay. I go, I don't think I did. But he goes, Joe Rogan. And then they're like, oh, it's up. I'm just looking for drunk. So I'm like, okay. Well, I'm not drunk. So he was just going to try to

“think they have a quota. I think they have a quota. And I think like they have to fucking make a”

rest. And maybe they pull you over and they realize you're not drunk. And so they just inconvenient to you for five minutes. You know, you go. I had one of those. I had that happen before. Yeah. I dropped my phone once when I was on the highway in LA. I reached down in between my legs to pick up my phone and I must have moved to one in Nelson. Okay. I got out. I got to do the whole thing and touch my nose the whole day. This guy accused me of the cover, accused me of trying

to ditch him too. He's like, he tried to ditch me. And I was like, what? He goes, you took a right here. And I was like, that's because I'm going this way. Like, I made a right. I'm going this way. He's like, where are you going? I was like, I'm going to my mom's house. He was like, where should move? Yeah. I was like up here. Then I left and he was like, all right. He's like, one to hell. He tried to get away. One time this guy in a truck didn't see me and totally turned into my lane.

And I had to go into the, I mean, I was, I was in a Tesla. Luckily, it was fast. So I avoided it and shot back into my lane ahead of them. But it was like, this guy came like inches away from hitting me. And I had to go into the opposite lane to pass him. And then I had, but there was no one in the opposite lane. Yeah. I did it. And then also the lights come on. And he goes, I saw you pass that guy back there. And he goes, you smell like liquor. I go, I have, I'm not, I haven't drank a single drop

of alcohol. I do not. He goes, you smell like liquor. I go, no, I don't. And he goes, Joe Rogan, I go, yeah. I go, what are you doing, man? I go, I go, go, look at your can't, you have a camera, right? And your car, go, go, look at what happened. And so he looks at it. I go, they got almost fucking hit me. And he goes, oh, I just saw it. Yeah, he almost hit you. He goes, hey, man, I love you, I see you. Oh, cool. But like, you didn't, you were pretending I was drunk. Yeah, you're pretending

you smelled liquor. Somebody else would have had a real hard time with that. The, the, I smell

“liquor was infuriating. I'm like, come on, dude, I'm coming. So upsetting. Yeah, I think I was coming”

from like somewhere innocuous, like the gym or something. I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah. You're saying you smell liquor. You definitely don't smell it. You just being an asshole. Yeah. But they have a quota. They have a fucking quota. It's like, imagine being them, like, hey, Tom, have a met your quota. What would they do? If no one, if we, we all just said,

hey, this quota thing is bullshit. Everybody, for the next month, never speed, always use your

blank or stop at every stoplight. They would come up with something else. What the fuck would they do?

the law that would be illegal that people were doing. But if no one's, if so it's just speeding, let's say speeding. If no one's sped for a month, what the fuck would they do? I mean, they would, they would pinch people for something else. They just absolutely would. That's great. The generates too much revenue. But isn't that crazy? Yeah. The cops, the servant protect. This was supposed to be that. Yeah. They're glorified revenue collectors. When you see these,

these police departments that they investigate for being super corrupt, like the level of corruption in some of them is mind blowing. Like, there was even that chief, the chief that was,

“and I think it was Jersey, that was just like tormenting the entire department. He's shave his”

back on people's desk, fucking stick a hyper-dermic needle in their leg, put Viagron that coffee. He's just like fucking with everybody. Yeah, he was like tormenting people. Where was that? In Jersey, that's definitely, it was like stuck a hyper-dermic needle. He was fucking absolutely crazy, just as yet power. Yeah, it was going. What is it about people that are power over people? Well, they just like ate at 10 times, abuse it. I don't know. That's like all the dictator stuff

I've been reading is like, why are you reading so much about dictatorships? I don't know. The stories are just so wild. The idea mean thing was just, is so crazy. Again, came from extreme poverty, neglected by his father humiliated by the British, then joins the battalion to work with the same people that humiliated him, came to power, and then became a complete mega-lamaniac. I mean, and also you see one thing you see in all these dictators is such extreme paranoia,

because when you operate in a place of wanting to instill fear, you feel fear. So they're all super paranoid, man. I wonder who day was paranoid? Probably not. That's a good question. I mean, he probably had so much power that he didn't have to do. His pops is paranoid. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, probably his own son's going to kill him. The the Kim's super paranoid. Oh, yeah. All of them. Oh, they have to be. Yeah, because you just, you know, you're in such fear,

and you just instill fear, and then you go to someone's, and they're right, because people are turning on them, because all these like attempts on their life. Well, this is Brother Kusay. Yeah.

Oh, hours before the 2003 invasion of Iraq, Kusay withdrew approximately $1 billion in cash.

In cash? $100 bills. What? Yeah, right here. $900 million in $100 bills. You equivalent of 100 million in euros, loaded them into three tractor trailers and left. So $100 million in euros and $900 million in $100 bills and loaded into a tractor, consider largest bank heist in history. Got there for a minute. How about a minute? Also, it says until 2011.

“It's like a personal order from his dad. Yeah. But is that his money or anybody's money?”

It's just money. Whoever's money it is. But bro, what's the bank heist in 2011 that surpasses that? I think that's the English one. Oh, is that the one? This is $6 billion in Iraq missing they have been stolen. Oh, what's that one? But this just makes sense, man. It's like, whenever there's a war, whenever there's chaos, there's a bunch of people that are going to buck and steal some money. Yeah. Iraq wants its money back. Yeah. Los Angeles times. That some

of the officials in Baghdad have threatened to take the U.S. government to court to reclaim the missing loot. Good luck. Good luck. They'll start bombing you again. They'll find some more weapons of mass destruction of the U.S. taxpayer dollars. Oh, of course. Of course. They should

while they're looking for that. Look for the 24 billion that they spend on the homeless in

California. This is like everywhere you look, there's people stealing money. And where do you think that way? The billion that he put into tractors ended up, though. Like, I like how it just ends. He put it into tractors. End of story. Right. Where did that go? Because he was killed shortly thereafter. Right. Where's that money? It's a lot of fucking money. That's a lot of cash. 12 billion in cash was flown into Iraq at 21 separate C. 130 flights and made it in 2004.

“That's why they like going to work. That's why these motherfuckers like going to war. Because for”

sure, you can get some of that. You're going to rain cash, bro. Some of that's yours. Yeah. If you and I are running some fucking defense contracting company, like, well, tell me, that you got your eye on. Yeah. Here it is. Here it is, bro. There it is. Drop a few bombs. Let's do it.

100 million. Let's do it. Let's drop in the bucket for this operation. So a very similar claim?

Yeah. Afghanistan's Taliban displaced pallets of cash received for humanitarian aid. Yeah. They just give them cash. Yeah. They just give them cash. Why? Yeah. Look at that bricks of it. Look at what it looks like. Like a million in cash.

that we give them that every month. Yeah. This is why I found that this article. Look at that

“packaging, bro. Yeah. We send that to them every month. American tax dollars. And then we go do the”

right thing. And then we're like, we don't have any money to fix the streets. We don't have any

money to pay teachers. But we have 40 million a month for the Taliban. I wish you would talk to whoever's

in charge of infrastructure in this city to fix some of these streets. Yeah. They're not going to listen to me. There's so many fucking pot. A lot of pot holes do it and just destroyed even in residential areas. Street is fucked up, man. And I wonder why they don't fix that. I don't know either. Oh, it's not like it's not money around here. Oh, shit. Yeah. Well, maybe get Spencer proud if he loses an L.A. to run for mayor of Austin. Come to Austin, bro. We could use you.

“Is he got a chance in L.A.? What do you think? I think anyone's got a chance. I think I think”

if you put together a campaign that gets some excitement and people talking, you have a chance in L.A.

I really do. Like that city, the people there are desperate. They're desperate and also they live for entertainment. So entertain them a little. Right. He's entertaining. He's entertaining a shit. You see, one of the things he's doing, he's putting a stencil down in the streets and power washing Spencer Pratt for mayor into the dirty streets. No, is he really? Yeah. So he's clever. Putting it on the sidewalk and the sidewalks are so disgusting that if you put the stencil down

and power wash it, you could see it clearly. I mean, if you think that that guy doesn't have a chance,

“I would remind you that our president is a reality showfucking host. You know, I think he's good.”

I think his ideas are good. I think Spencer Pratt. I had him in here. He's got some good ideas. I mean, he definitely wants to stop all this fucking camp. Who's he's running against the incumbent or who have any people's running against you? The incumbent and another woman. You know, but he has a Republican. How is he probably? I don't know. I do. I probably don't. Well,

Kalshi, the trading market. He's in second place. Behind her. Behind Karen Bass. Imagine that.

She burned down the entire Pacific Palsays, but not having any water in the fucking hydrants. Not having any water in the reservoirs and they're like, yeah, but let's give her another chance. Yeah. She was busy. She was busy. She didn't have time to save all those houses. Won't you allow you sold your house for a burnt to a crisp? It's really crazy. I did a fundraiser show a couple weeks ago in Altadena. Altadena is a even worse situation because those people don't have any money.

I know. A lot of them working class families lost everything. I saw I haven't been to my old sheep, but I saw a video. It's it just looks like a like a bomb like a bomb went off. Yeah. It was really crazy. I'm glad we moved to. Yeah. I'm glad I'm really glad you didn't lose your house. Me too, man. That would have just been. I feel I really do feel for the people that did. It's, I know quite a few. I know quite a few. Yeah. I do. One of my good friend Matt. He lost his post.

It's really sad. Yeah. Anyway, dude, your show's awesome. Thanks on Netflix right now. It's really, really fucking funny. Thanks so much. It's fucking just so preposterous, it's so irreverent. And again, shout out to Netflix. We're having the hotness. Yes. Thank you. That clicks. Thank you. Thank you so much. All right. Go watch it. I love you, buddy. Thank you very much. Bye, everybody. See you.