#2522 - Tony Hinchcliffe

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>> Join my day Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. [MUSIC] >> That's a good one. >> What's happening? >> Chaos, I love it.

>> Everything. >> Yeah. >> The world's crazy. >> The center of the store.

“>> I think the world's back at war today again,”

like officially, right? I don't think that agreement with Iran lasted at all. >> This one. >> I think there was bombings today in Lebanon. And I think there's bombings today in American bases.

[MUSIC] I try to not pay attention to it, I really do. I try to distract myself with science stuff and space. I was watching this documentary yesterday on how they make chips, like how they make like semiconductor chips.

Dude, this fucking machine that they use, I'm going to send you this game because it's bananas. It's like one of the most complex machines in the world. And this machine they use to make semiconductors, make chips. And they were explaining the process of making these chips,

how fucking nuts it is, man. The amount of atoms that are stacked on and the way they do it

“to make these like super complex high-end chips.”

There's people out there, Tony, that are doing things way different than us. >> Okay, yeah, we're all there talking about suck-a-dix. [LAUGH] People's shedding themselves. And what's going on in other parts of the world is people are doing science fiction.

Like they're actually doing science fiction. Here it is, give me a second. I like to save things, here it is.

The world's most important machine.

>> It's going to an hour long? >> Yes, did you find it? >> Yeah, just an hour long. >> Yeah, but just go to the, there's some animation where they show how they make these things. Like it was right where you were at.

>> This is right at the beginning. >> Okay, oh okay, so they're just showing some of the different aspects of how these things are made. Go back to where that guy had the laser beam, that's perfect actually where that guy had the laser beam.

“So this is him explaining this, so leave this.”

Back it up a little bit, and give me some volume. Get back it up a little bit, please. >> True, I want to introduce it to you with a fought experiment. Imagine you are shrunk down to the size of an end. And your given laser that's strong enough to melt through metal like butter.

Next, a tiny droplet of molten tin, roughly the size of a white blood cell, is shot out in front of you around 250 kilometers per hour. And your task is to hit this nut once, nut twice, but three times in a row in 20 microseconds with your little laser. Well, that is exactly what this machine does. It hits one tiny tin droplet, three times in a row, eating each one up to over 220,000 Kelvin. That's roughly 40 times hotter than the surface of the sun.

And it doesn't just hit one droplet, it hits 50,000 droplets every single second. >> How often do you miss a laser shot? >> We don't miss them. >> What? >> You do 150,000 laser shots a second, then you don't miss one.

>> Exactly. >> The same machine also contains mirrors that might just be the smoothest objects in the universe. If you scale one up to the size of the earth, then the largest bump would be no thicker than a playing card. What about that thought?

>> It is able to overlay one layer of a chip perfectly on top of another and never be off by more than five atoms.

And this is all happening while parts of the machine whip around at accelerations of over 20g. For 30 years, almost every one thought that actually building this machine was impossible. And yet it exists. There is only one company in the world that can make it. So what is this company?

And what is this impossible machine they've built? >> This video is-- >> There you go. >> Wow. >> Yeah.

>> What are they doing with that? >> All computers, computer chips that are getting better and better and better. All these AI chips, this is how they make up. >> One interesting thing I can just add, I know. When they make those, they make like a big sheet of chips, you know, like they'll be like 30 or 50 of them.

They'll test each one and the ones that are the best, but test like one out of 100. The ones that are like closest to 100 become like the i9 chip. And if it's like 85 out of 100, it becomes like the 9/7 chip. So they all come off the same sheet, it's like the best ones become the best chips they sell them for the most money. >> No.

>> That's a little degraded. >> No kidding. Interesting. So there was that issue with that Samsung chip factory. And it was about they weren't getting the results that they wanted.

>> Yeah. >> And not enough of the perfect chips. >> Yeah. >> It was really high-end chips. >> You can smoke, we have a fan in here.

>> Yeah. I mean, imagine if everybody died and it was just us in this room. And there was like three like, well, be more than that. We'd have to have more people. Otherwise we're going to fuck up the gene pool. We're all going to look like the English Royals.

We probably need a few thousand people. If a few thousand people, like regular people, like you and I that don't know shit about how these things work. >> Yeah.

“>> How much time would we need if we repopulated the earth with what we need?”

We know.

Basically, you start now at like a half-assed prepper.

Someone was on an episode of Lost, like one of those plane crash people trying to figure out how to survive out there. You're fucked. >> Oh, yeah. >> You're not inventing that?

How long is it going to take infinity? And how many people have to pave the way? This is the thing for every one of these people that makes an invention like this. You're making this on the back of thousands and thousands and thousands of fucking supergenyuses that have figured out each and every step of the way that can lead you to thinking, is this

possible that we could do this next? They all build on each other. So you need all these guys and hopefully they don't get any pussy because otherwise they're going to get distracted. >> Yeah.

>> You know, I bet if one of them gets a hot wife like one of their patents kicks and they start making bank and then also it shows up for working for Rari and next, you know, he's got a hot wife, everybody's like, "Oh my God." >> Yeah.

>> Civilizations just went back.

>> Yeah. >> I'm entering 200 years. >> We're going to lose Tim. >> Yeah. [laughter]

>> Tim's.

“Tim's taking out of all coding 18 hours a day trying to figure out how to get us to Mars.”

Actually that's a bad point because Elon clearly gets pussy and doesn't seem to be affecting him at all. I think Elon's different. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.

>> He's so good. >> Yeah. >> He's so good. >> Yeah. >> He's so good.

>> Yeah. >> He's so good. >> Yeah. >> He's so good. >> Yeah.

>> He's so good. >> Yeah. >> He's so good. >> Yeah. >> He's so good.

>> Yeah. >> He's so good. >> Yeah. >> He's so good. >> Yeah.

>> He's so good. >> Yeah. >> He's so good. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, some people are different, different, different. It's fascinating how many people want to find flaws in what he's doing. Mm-hmm. Instead of just looking at this, like, "Wow, this is an extraordinary time to be alive." But it's because of this narrative that people have.

One of them, the big one, is this USA, it is killing people, narrative. The people have died because of USA. Then a bunch of people have given examples of how them cutting the funding has led to the end of certain people's lives, like where they were in hospitals that didn't have any funding. And there's a lot of that that you could point to say, right, if they had the money, they would have had the funding,

and they would have had that equipment in place, or maybe they wouldn't have. But here's the other thing. That's not discounting the fact that a lot of that money is fraud. Yeah. A lot of it. Like, it's not a little amount.

And the idea that you should let it go on because it's going to save lives. And there's a bunch of people that are stealing money. Okay, I see that argument. But why are we sending the money in the first place? Like, what did we do something to them? Do we owe them money? No.

Okay. We're just being nice. Are you sure we're just being nice? Is there anybody profiting a voice off of us being nice? Because usually just being nice for no reason and just giving tax money away for no reason. I don't think they do that. I don't think that's real.

I used to think that was real. I used to think that charity was real. And now I look at, I go, oh, no, no, no, no, no. This is a giant scam that's wrapped up in virtue. It's wrapped up in a nice cozy blanket of being kind and compassionate and virtuous.

And doing good things are people all around the world.

“I think a lot of people get involved in those things because that's what they think.”

We're going to do good things around the world and the good people. I really believe that. And then they find out how it really works. And then they get stuck in that system and then they're making their way up there.

You know, air quotes corporate ladder to the point where some of them are making a million

dollars a year and you're like, what is this? Yeah. What is this? This is a business. This isn't really charity.

Most of the money is going to your employees. And you're overhead and you're, why do you have such a big building? Like, what are you doing? Well, how come you're not just funneling the money to these people?

Would it like the LA fire aid? Yeah. Great example. Spencer Pratt told me, how many, what number did he say of nonprofits got that money?

So over a hundred million dollars gets raised.

I don't know the exact total. All of it goes to these different nonprofits. I think he said 200 different nonprofits got the money. Yeah. And then what happens to that?

Well, they just paid their employees. They pay overhead. They paid their rent on fucking nice office on wherever they live. Fuck man.

“It's so disheartening because you've, so that's what all that stuff is.”

And it's also, if you listen to it when Mike Benz has been on my podcast a few times and explains USAID, people think of it as aid. You think of it as, oh, we're helping the world. Which is great, right? But it's not that.

It's the agency for international development. And it involves funding rap bands overseas that are, the subversive rap bands that are supposed to, uh, excite people to take over the government.

There's like a bunch of like weird shit funds rebels.

It funds newspapers. And what was he talking about? There was a lot of it like funding rap music. Like this is crazy. People have long said that rap music, even though listen,

you love hip hop. I know you just got back from Kanye West. I'm a huge hip hop fan. We gotta talk about that at some point. We definitely do.

I love hip hop. Um, but there's some people that believe that gangster rap in particular when it came about in the 1980s was a part of, uh, the push to popularize it and produce it was a part of the government, some faction in the government, some faction, some intelligence agencies,

wanting to create more crime, wanting to fill more private prisons, wanting to erode the fabric of society so they could push for more laws to keep you safer. This is like the one of the most tinfoily of tinfoil hat conspiracies. But people are pointing out the right now.

It's like one of the rare times where no rap music is on the charts. Yeah.

“And they're saying, well, how does this coincide with USAID?”

Was USAID like actively promoting rap music? Was that one of the reasons why rap music was a possible poppillar? Is that real? That can't be real. Maybe back in the day.

It seems like that would be more manipulative. I don't see it. I believe that until I heard mumble rap and like this makes this is not real. This is trying to make people stupid. Yeah.

There's something about this. Right. And obviously some artists are better at it. Some of them are fun the way they do it. But I'm saying, there's a giant chunk of them that are inaudible.

You don't know what they're like, who's, who's into this? Oh, I'm almost all of them are inaudible. Like, what's going on there? Imagine if that was it. It was like, people heard nauseous.

And like, this guy is too smart. We've got to dumb it down a little. Right. We've got to promote some people that could barely talk. We've got to promote some people that are on cough syrup, apparently.

Yeah. Have you ever done that cough syrup? No. They seem to love it. Yeah.

A lot of dudes who are into that cough syrup, man. They swear by it. It's crazy. It's got to be fun. It's got to be enjoyable.

Is it coding? Is that what they're doing? Think so. Have you done it, Jamie? But we talked about this before.

“But I remember, back in the 90s, I got a hold of some night quill.”

The real night quill. Like, I guess they changed the formula for night quill. And I had, you know, whatever, the flu or something. And I took some night quill and I was laying in bed. And I was like, this is wonderful.

Yeah. It was wonderful. Like, just the warmth, the softness of the pillows and the warmth of the bed with the covers on them and like, oh, this is wonderful. Yeah.

And I remember thinking, oh, this is dangerous. Yeah. Like, this is a dangerous feeling because if your life was shit and you found that, like, that's better than anything else that's happening in your life. Yeah.

And you can get it at CVS. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy in the old night quill before they switched it. I avoid that stuff like the plague.

I'm afraid of medicine. So this stuff probably was like sitting in my house. If I took it, so it might even been older than 97 or 98, whenever this was it was sick.

But I'll never forget it.

Because I never get like getting scared. Like, I could love this. Like, I could just drink this during the day and just like sit on my back porch. If I have the day off, yeah. Just get obliterated with Nikewell and just enjoy the universe.

I told you about that time. I took a half of the pain pill that the dentist gave me for my wisdom to. I was like, oh fuck, this is life-changing. It says the earliest night quill formula include effigyrin, which is a decongestant.

Docs, silamine. Sucinate. Which is an antihestamine. Acidaminaphine. Dextro.

Methorfan. Coffs of present. And about 25% alcohol. Oh, I was getting drunk too. Wow.

What changed? The mid-2000s after the combat methamphetamine at Deritis. They've removed Sudo effigyrin. So was that the stuff? So it wasn't codine.

“But is there, I think there is Nikewell with codine, though, right?”

What I had was pretty good. I don't think it was as simple. Yeah, you had the stuff they could make methamphetamine or whatever. Yeah. Okay.

We'll put it in Proplexity. And Proplexity says, In the mid-2000s, Nikewell brands sold in US do not contain codine.

And there's never been a standard vix.

Nikewell with codine. And it's active ingredient lineup. Typical Nikewell form. So codine. So does any cough syrup have codine in it?

That's what lean is. They add it. Or is it just prescription cough syrup? That was the whole thing about it. Maybe I am fucking up my memory and maybe it wasn't Nikewell.

Because whatever it was, it seemed like a-- Yeah, it got fucked up off, Nikewell. But you had to drink the whole bottle. You're getting Nikewell. Like, just get fucked up.

I definitely didn't drink the whole bottle. I know I took a dose. Like a strong dose. Yeah, I mean, you were just getting fucked up off 25% alcohol and a little bit of a baby.

A little bit of a side mask. See, the thing is, it's so long ago. I can't remember. I say Nikewell because it's like saying cute tips. Yeah.

You know, or clean ex. Just because it's tissues or ear swabs. I don't know if it was Nikewell. But it was cough syrup. Whatever the fuck it was.

And I felt wonderful.

“And I remember thinking, like, this could be a real problem.”

Like that one day and back.

Because I'm always scared of stuff like that.

I'm always scared of getting-- I knew too many people when I was growing up. They got hooked on stuff. Yeah. And they're just derailed their life.

So lying about is like, well, you're going to do this again. No more of this. Right. I like it. Yeah.

Yeah. I got a knee surgery once they gave me more pain. They made more feet in a drip. And they say that you're going to only hit that button so many times it stops giving to you.

Yeah. But every time we feel pain, you just hit the button. Because I was on like a perpetual motion machine. Yeah. So my life's going to--

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The closest I come to that, because I've never had like a serious surgery or anything.

But I go to this, uh, they have a dental office here in Austin called the Austin dental spa. So their whole thing is like a luxurious dental experience. And they will hook you up to laughing gas and they let you like if they're like you want a little more. And I'm like, okay, yeah, and that's like the closest I get to. It is one, seven, six months or so I go there and do.

I'm always excited about this fucking experience. It is so awesome. Do you ever come up with bits after doing laughing gas? No, but during the thing, it makes me weirdly honest. You ever seen in Kill Bill when he shoots her in the knee with the honest gun because he was a chemist for like a living.

It's like a secret job. So he comes up with this truth serum. And I've noticed that it makes me like weirdly very honest. So one time when I was in the dental office, the guy's doing whatever. And I'm like, and I'm jacked on laughing gas.

Because you're not really like cracking up. You're just like in heaven and you're like, it's kind of smiling ear to ear.

“And I remember going like, how long did you go to school for dental school?”

He's like whatever the answer is like eight years. And I'm like, did you ever think about going longer and becoming a real doctor? And I realized like kind of in the moment even though I was fucked up. Like that sounds mean. But I think they're totally used to it.

I think they know that laughing gas makes people fuck me. But they're not used to that dude. That's so mean. That's what I'm saying. It's like a dangerous real doctor.

A dangerous truth serum. Some people want to be dentist. Yeah. We need him too. Yeah.

Crazy gig. Yeah. That's the weird one. I know.

“I'm not sure it's a bad breath they smell.”

And just weird things lodged in teeth for God only knows how long.

When I got my root canal. One of the reason why I had to get it is because I had a cap on my tooth or a filler whatever it is. What's it called? Fillero.

No, when they just fill your tooth up. Why? Why can't they're filling? Fillings. Why don't I say filler?

Whatever. Yeah. It was old school one. I was like white plastic. And when I was a kid I used to have them.

They were like fucking lead. They used to give it a lead fillings. Which is crazy. Like kids had lead in their mouth. And it was hurting.

It was bothering me.

So what it happened was I cracked the tooth and it had gotten infected underneath the filling.

So it takes the filling out and drills into it. And the smell that came out of my mouth. It was puss. All this puss came out. And it's fucking horrific smell.

“I was like oh my god is that coming out of my mouth?”

Yeah. It's on cows. That's normal. It's okay. There's an infection under here.

We're going to treat it. You're going to be fine. Yeah. Peace and elk from seven years ago. There's a long time ago.

There's a long time ago. It was before I was hunting. I think. But it was, you know, people die from that stuff, which is really crazy. Like if you don't take care of your teeth and you get that kind of infection, those kind of infections can become septic.

Yeah. Well, it's nuts. Sometimes I'll do a thing where I'll water floss after I brush my teeth just to see what would have been left in there. If I just did what normal humans do because I was a bunch of shit. I pressure water flossers that I fucking love complete game changer for life.

And it's insane what will jet out of there. We could stuck deep in between the teeth and everything. And, you know, I think for the most part, I do it before I brush. But everyone's so I'll be like, I wonder if there's anything left in there. Yeah, you have to floss.

Yeah. You're going to get a bunch of shit stuck in there. But, and even then, sometimes I'll regular floss. And then brush my teeth. And just at a curiosity go, I wonder if there's anything left in there.

And I'll do a one silver with the water flosser. And you see, like, think, think, think three little things come out. It's like that would have marinated in between my teeth or in the back of my gumline or whatever. Yeah, that's not good. But according to my dentist, he thinks it's all sugar.

He thinks if you go back and you look at, like, when people started developing serious cavities,

it's, people have always had abscesses and broken teeth.

And there's always been, like, dental problems that haunted people. Because back in the day, man, they just pull the 2000. And then, who knows what kind of infection you still have. And they don't treat it in the 1700s. If you broke your tooth and got an infection, you could be fucking dead.

You could die from that shit. But he was saying that the amount of cavities, like, steeply increased when people started putting sugar in everything. And then kids started drinking sugary sodas and eating sugary candy. And that stuff gets stuck in your teeth. Like, I think that's the cause of it.

Yeah. And probably high fructose corn syrup is probably just as bad or if not worse than actual sugar. That stuff's not good for your body. That's for sure. Your body doesn't like it.

Some of it explained to me what's the difference in the absorption of high fructose corn syrup versus natural cane sugar. I completely forget how they explained it. But they were basically saying that there's some issues with how the body breaks it down. Well, like, when you drink a soda, just think about that.

“Where in nature do you get 20 grams of sugar just in liquid form?”

Yeah. And you just pump it down. Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. Oh, refreshing crazy. My buddy that I went to school with just flew in from Hawaii, which is where he's lived for like 20 years.

He's like, he's like, wilderness guy. Climes trees and cuts down his own pineapples and coconuts and stuff all the time. He's got a great life. And he checked a bag. This trip just a few days ago.

And he brought it to the mother ship because that's where we met up. And he surprised me with this checked bag that was like that had the moldings built in and everything. And had four coconuts and two white Hawaiian pineapples. I think they're called, which like run like 65 dollars each or something in the US. Like it's impossible to get.

And according to him, I don't know. He's a real hippie hippie type. Is that the dude that you brought to the mother ship? Yeah, Anthony. Yeah, you're friend from high school.

Yep, which is crazy. Yeah, he's the man. He's just a real dude. That's crazy when you know people for that long. Yeah.

Yeah. And so this dude is just living in Hawaii. Living in the best life. And I mean, holy shit. These fucking pineapples.

He's like, dude, you're going to love this pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple. He just kept going on about it. I'm like, all right, okay. Sure enough, holy fucking shit man. It's nature can deliver you a sugar dose.

Because he was saying that white Hawaiian pineapples have higher sugar but much lower acidity than what we're used to.

it just makes a whole different type of fucking fruit.

It's crazy. Sounds good.

“Why all the hell we have to go other places to get unbelievable shit?”

Well, of course, Hawaii. Yeah. Hawaii really should be its own country. Yeah, I listen. I love Hawaii.

I'm glad they're protected by the United States. People are cool as fuck. It should be its own country. It's five hours by plane. Yeah.

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And a completely edible core. It was great. And fucking he climbs a goddamn tree. Like a little fucking monkey boy. Normal little white dude.

How did he bond up in Hawaii? He's a real free spirit. He always was. I think he just went out there, visited and stayed. He's the kind of guy that just gets a one way ticket places and

figures it out as he goes. He's in youngstown right now. That shows you how adventurous and crazy he is. He's like, I'm going to spend a week and a half there. I'm like a week and a half in youngstown.

Why is he doing that? Does it family and frenzy sound? Is there a good hotel to stay at? Yes. And I even had to look this up recently because I'm like,

I'm not staying at the crazy hotel that I stayed at last time. I was there. So I'm like best hotel in youngstown. And the funniest thing is the actual closest option was in Pennsylvania, like 50 minutes away.

True. I mean, there's one like double tree downtown, but it's an area of absolute chaos. I mean, just death wish.

“Do you ever go back there and go, I can't believe I grew up here?”

Always. 100% of the time. I got a feeling for it immediately when I went to L.A. And I didn't hear police sirens anymore. Like as often.

At least, you know what I mean? This is definitely like L.A. with L.A. crime.

That's what I always thought.

I'm like, oh, this is going to be crazy. I've heard these two poxons. Like, he's going to be nuts. And it was USA. So peaceful.

Yeah, exactly. So peaceful. In youngstown, at least when I was growing up there, you could hear a police siren or an ambulance siren. Almost at any point of the day.

God. My buddy sent me a shirt recently, too. Another one. But he, um, that has the stats on it of us being the murder capital. I think it was 90, 91 and 96 per capita.

Not the biggest population. But per capita. It was the most dangerous place you could be when I was in those most developmental years when kids shouldn't be having his head next to the window. Yeah, there it is.

I got that shirt. Wow. Four-time defending champion. Murder capital of America. Wow.

Yep. In 0102, that puts me as a sophomore in junior in high school. And you, 95, 97, I'm 11, 12. And you've been raised by your mom. Yeah.

On the north, on the craziest fucking area of the whole goddamn thing. The most dilapidated part of the north side of Youngstown. Wow. Yeah, I can't believe it.

“That's why, like, every part of my fucking story, I'm like, this is so goddamn weird.”

So weird. It is, when you think about it, right? When you really stop and think about it, it doesn't seem real. 60 years ago, this is Ohio City. It was named Crime Town, USA.

Yeah. Crime Town. 75 bombings. Yep. Oh, this was the mob days.

Yeah. So it used to be a mob run town, right? Totally. They were called bomb town? Yeah.

It was, a Youngstown tune-up is a car bomb. Look at this. 75 bombings. 11 killings in a decade. And no one seems to care.

They were so nuts and Youngstown that somebody tried to kill the actual prosecutor. The actual DA. Well, isn't that normal?

Well, they always tried to do that.

Well, it's kind of the stupidest, craziest thing you could do because then the entire FBI comes down on you. It's a little short-sighted to go. We're going to kill the main cop of this city. And not think that anything's going to happen from that long.

We'd be the game. We'd be the main cop. I'm trying to be an intelligent businessman and also a mob leader. Imagine like playing things out in advance. But also your mob leader.

There was a lot of that going on. And I got to see quite a bit of it. Like there were, let's put it this way. And there were many other developers in Youngstown and things like that. And I got to see firsthand very young that they were communicating with politicians

at lunchtime and stuff. Because I was working at this little Italian restaurant at the time, right out of high school. And they were having these quiet meetups and a quiet and the corner of a quiet Italian restaurant.

I won't name any names, but big business people in Youngstown meeting with the local.

This and that and congressman. I got to meet that congressman and that congressman. Because they're there meeting with these super duper rich people.

“And I'm like, what are with the correlation is there?”

Bro, back then, when there was no cell phones. And you know, they had a bug people. They had to literally bug businesses to get information. Like they were all doing something. Yeah. You couldn't be involved in any big time business.

If you weren't down with the teamsters, if you were down with the longshoremen. Yeah, yeah, we've got to work this out, Bobby. We're businessmen. That's how you did a business. Give a little money to their campaign.

Not a little, but a bit. And then you can get your stuff passed and make life easier down the road. Dude, I had friends that had no show jobs. Wow. Yeah.

I had a friend that had a no show job in New York at the Javit Center. You know, the Javit Center is like a big convention center. You had a union no show job. Wow. So he's a mob guy.

Yeah. And they just gave him money. He's got a free check on the soprano. They had those, no, those real show construction jobs. They're sitting there with their portable fans.

Yeah, no, that's real dude. That is a real thing. Yeah. They get a certain amount of jobs. They would make agreements.

That the union would make an agreement. You got to certain amount of these jobs. It's like, you know, it's crazy. It's really a hundred jobs, but we want 130. Youngstown was a haven for organized crime related corruption.

Was ingrained into the fabric of its society. A 2000 publication new republic listed a chief of police. The outgoing prosecutor the sheriff. The county engineer members of the local police force. The law director several defense attorneys.

Politicians judges in a former assistant US attorney as controlled by the mob. So if they have that, if they found that for sure. Imagine how many others there are. Right. That's everybody.

That's everybody. In a prosecutor the sheriff. The county engineer, the police force city law director. Defensive. Imagine not being down with the mob.

Do you want to stay alive? Yeah. Do you want to work in this business? Right.

“In this city, I think we looked it up the other day actually.”

I think it only has 25,000 white people. So knowing that black people tend to not be in the Italian mob. Just going off of 25,000. And that's current. I don't know what it was back in the day.

But the point is it's like, it's not a big city. It's not. I think 50,000, half or less white. So there's not me. Yeah.

It was a little Tony watching pro wrestling. Yeah. Pro wrestling. And even then I was obsessed with good fellows and a Bronx tail and a Godfather. Because it's like, it's just what your taught is humanity like that.

Right. Right. So getting out of that and going to LA and thinking it was going to be all. It's going to be crazy. Gangs and stuff.

And it's just quiet. Granted, I started in Burbank, which is a fucking television studio essentially.

But I moved to New Jersey and I didn't have any money when I first moved to New York.

I couldn't afford to live in New York City or I didn't even have a apartment. I stayed with my grandparents because my grandfather lived in New Jersey in Newark. And he bought a house there. And I think it was like the 1940s and they did a thing called blockbusting. Do you know what blockbusting is?

They would go to door to door and they would say black people are moving to the neighborhood. You got to sell now and everybody sold. It used to be an entirely Italian neighborhood. Many was like, I like black people get the fuck out of here. And he kept his house.

But there's like one of very few families that stayed. And then black people moved out and then they started getting like different people. Spanish speaking people like Dominicans and a bunch of other.

“And that's how it was when I stayed with them.”

So this is like. Nine. Ninety one. Yeah. I was three years in the comedy.

So it's probably ninety one. And while I was living with them, the next star neighbor's house got broken into by the cops. The DEA smashed down his door. They used to have an Audi parked in a driveway. It was selling crack.

Like right next door to my grandpa. Wow. The whole neighborhood is just nuts dude. Like he would get really nervous when I would leave. Like I would leave to go play pool somewhere.

And he would be careful. It was fucking. Chey. Yeah. But it didn't use to be.

Like when he first moved there.

It was just an all Italian neighborhood. Yeah. Real estate people. Even back. Like what a dirty thing to do.

Scare people when to moving. That's probably the first project of USA. That's probably. Yeah. Yeah.

They've probably got real estate people to destroy neighborhoods.

I don't know the correlation of Italian neighborhoods. Being taken over. Not taken over. But whatever. By black people.

“Like they're mob run cities like Youngstown, like Chicago, like Detroit.”

It's an interesting anomaly. I wonder if there's any correlation between the things. Well, you know, most of the Italians that came in the early 20th century were very poor. You know, they were all coming over here for labor or jobs and things along those lines. And you know, when they started doing better, they, you know, they started moving out and moving it to the suburbs.

The suburbs and moving into, you know, more gentrified areas.

It's always one of the new immigrants that are going to come and take over this area that was like formally a low income Italian neighborhood or a low income Irish neighborhood.

It's the same thing. Like there's cycles, you know. It's like there's cycles in fighting too. Like in the early 20th century, there's a lot of Jewish fighters. Like sloppy, maxi, rose and blooming.

Never heard of him right now. Very good Jewish fighters. Because they were poor. And they were the new immigrants, you know. And this is like before World War II.

And then in, and even afterwards, there was some. But then you get Italians. You get a lot of Italians. Good Rocky Marciano, Rocky Graziano. There's a lot of like Jake Lamada.

There's a lot of these like Italian bad motherfuckers because they were poor. Yeah. And then what happened up then you got a lot of Puerto Ricans. A lot of, you know, it's always like who's the new immigrants. Right.

“And who are the most hungry come from the most poverty-ridden areas.”

Like Roberto Durand came from a terrible part of Panama. Like not terrible. But I mean, like very poor, very violent. Yeah. And it was one of the baddest motherfuckers.

And boom man. See, he was right down the street. Yep. Yeah. I mean, Youngstown's known for boxer.

Yeah. Kelly Pablo. Kelly Pablo, who's been on the podcast. He's awesome. Yeah.

He was a beast dude. Oh man. That fight with him, Germaine Taylor. Holy shit. I still rewatched the end of that.

How did he survive? Give me a burst of energy. I mean, how did he make it through? That was a crazy guy. I mean, he'd got dropped.

He looked like the fight was over. And then when he's got him in the corner and he rocks him. Ooh. And he'd go no way. Yeah.

He's coming back. This is crazy. This is the duaccia, the fights a weekend, John Boot and it boots in us and I forget the dude who's fighting. Now I was at that concert.

I missed it. Boots is very good and for the most part he beat his ass. But the third round he got rocked.

The third round was incredible.

Because the kid he was fighting. Who's the gentleman that he was fighting, James? Zion. Zion. Yeah.

Young kid. He got dropped in the second round. Like pretty bad. Boots is very good. He's like one of the best boxer's alive.

And then the third round, the kid came back and rocked Boots. And it was just a war. Just the third round was incredible. Boots won up stopping him.

“I think he stopped him in like the seventh or the eighth round.”

He just dropped him one last time. And the corner called it. It was enough. Like he was getting his ass kicked. But he was very, very valiant.

You know. It was a really good fight. Like Boots is better than him. Like clearly he's like he's on another level. But this kid showed just tremendous heart.

But it's like that third round was just coming back from getting dropped in the second. Like those kind of moments where guys getting fucked up. Like like the gate sheet to pour if I am. Perfect example. Yeah.

Right. That's when it's really a fight of a real fight. Yeah. Because to a pour you was on him in the second round. Ooh.

Man. We were so close. They were in. They look at here. Oh, you could.

You could feel it. Where I was, man.

And you know, obviously we're always close to the cage on those things.

But that when gate, when Tuparia was landing those body shots. It was right against our side of the fence. And I'm literally like, oh my, I mean, holy fucking shit man. And I've seen a lot of people get ripped of the body before. But there is something about his close range strength.

In near that clenched that close up fucking range of Julia that is scary. He's so good dude. He's so good. And he's so precise. He just tried to like,

Chale, I always repeat this because Chale's on and said it was perfect. If you try to win by knockout and fail, you won't win a decision. Yeah. And sometimes you just run out of gas because like you're not supposed to fight like that.

If you think that the fight's going to go five rounds. Like, Elliot had him hurt and he's like, I can take him out. But Justin's so durable man. He's so durable. And that left hook to the body, the sound of it.

Man, it's just whip. It's so perfect. He throws perfect punches. His punches are just, I mean, even Justin said it in the postfight interview.

Like, that's a crazy thing to say to a guy you just beat up and made stop.

He stopped him in the fourth round. Yeah. That's crazy to say. Like his skills are unmatched. But they really are.

Oh, every point of that. I'm at every point of that. Anybody, I think that knows anything about those two fighters is going. Until this is stopped, anybody can win this. Like, even when his face was blown up and his eyes looked black and closed.

Until that air horn rings, I'm like, anything. One punch. And we've seen it. Even with Gachie, you saw it with Holloway. Right?

Was it him who would be square up within the middle? Yeah. Holloway. Yes.

“That's why he did him with that final punch.”

One chin. One with one second left. Yeah. You can all be over. Yeah.

That was a little different in that. Holloway caught him with a jump spinning back kick to the face in the very last seconds of the first round and broke the bone of his nose. We talked about it on the podcast and I was like, that changed that fight. Because before that, Gachie was pressing him and looked very competitive.

And it looked like maybe Gachie had a slight advantage. But that's because max, max, very clever, very clever fighter.

Like it's always switching stances and moving.

And you know, really hadn't showed that spinning back kick a lot. That hadn't been a feature in a lot of his fights. He did it a few times, but for him to land it that way, backing up, jump to the face. I mean, it was perfect. Yeah.

It was perfect. And his nose was fucked. And if you're fighting with a broken bone on your face every time you're getting hit, you're getting just blasted. Yeah.

You're the pain is insane. And then, you know, he had, you know, he was a step behind max. Max was tean off on him. He landed some good shots though. Even though it was a good fight.

I mean, Max was definitely ahead in the fifth round. But it was a good fight. And then, you know, during that wild exchange, she shouldn't have ever done that. Yeah. He was already fading, whereas Max was still very fresh.

Fucking crazy fight, man. Yeah, that was a crazy fight.

“I think tapiriousness was broken in round two.”

I think it was pretty early on. And hard to say. Yeah. You know, but Justin did clip him with a bunch of those uppercuts. So Justin does this thing where he like collar ties you.

And then throws an uppercut in tight. And he's really good at it. He's really good at like turning you a little. And then throwing an uppercut in these exchanges. He collar ties and uppercuts.

He caught him a few times. And you just get one of those on the fucking nose on the old shnoz. Oh, this thing's so brittle. Yeah. It's such a, if you feel your nose, just feel it.

Have you ever seen marob's nose? The x-ray of marob's nose. I've never seen it. Uh-huh. I sent it to you, right, Jamie?

Jamie will find it. It's crazy. Look at it. It looks like, oh my god. Look at that.

Oh, flock. Bro. G. That thing is destroyed. I mean, it's destroyed.

He's getting zero air out of that.

“It's got the best cardio on planet earth.”

And he's getting zero air out of his nose. Wow. But he won't get it fixed. Because if he gets it fixed, he can't fight for like a year. And he just wants to keep on trucking.

Yeah. That thing's a freak. I found this friend. I would say, dude, you got a lot of money. You're a world champion.

It's fixed the nose. Let's fix it. Let's take a year off. Come back and fuck these motherfuckers up. Because if that guy's got a fixed nose,

he's got 10% more cardio. Are you crazy? Yeah. That guy will attempt to set more cardio. That's an extra weapon.

I would get it fixed.

But the problem is if he gets it fixed,

and then like, he fights a guy like Halloween. He gets a jump and it's spinning back kicked to the nose in the first round. And it's shattered as again. Then he's kind of fucked. Because if they have to fix it again,

then they might have to start taking pieces of your rib out and reconstructing your nose and grafting bone and doing weird shit. And then sometimes that shit doesn't take. And sometimes it gets infected.

And then you have a bone infection on your face. And what do they do that? And then they have to remove your nose. Is that what they have to do? Fuck God.

Scary shit, man. Very much so. He's fucking dudes, man. That is a crazy job. To risk your life, risk your health,

risk your bones. You're making a living by trying to damage another person who's trying to damage you. But it's also why it's the most exciting shit in the world of watching. Exactly.

So exciting. Yeah. Even boxing as, you know, teamed in comparison to MMA, because there's less weapons,

less options and your padding. Yeah. You don't get the choke outs. The crazy choke outs. There was a crazy choke out this weekend.

His name is Ruzaboyev. And he fought. God. God, I say his last name. He fought this Russian cat.

And God, I'm Russian or Ukrainian.

But he got him in a rinic troke and put him asleep and it was one of those ones where the guy looks dead

He's like lying there. I mean, it was a fucking nasty choke man and yeah, and it's looking at them. Oh, yeah, I saw that It was dark dude. It's another meme out this week along with the WM who the hell point is this name Bro, it was not the memes on these things are nuts nowadays. Oh the internet is undefeated. Oh, it's crazy. They're so good. It means there's so many people out there Work and jobs that they hate that are smart and funny We were talking about it the other day, but you've you've have you caught up with any of those WMBA

What's their name the girl that's pointing and so if you're cutting him yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been Paying it with that thing in the middle though. Yes, I've been paying attention very little But one of the things that I did watch is all the fouls like these bitches throw each other to the ground They end they poke each other in the eyes

Like they do this they literally jab each other in the eyes. It's crazy like they they Foul and also they travel so much. Oh, it's crazy. They take like four or five steps and then no one calls them Oh, yeah Double durable as they're a trend now to not call Travelling yes without a doubt in the actual NBA. It's a thing too

There's a I just hard to get into this without going away and to do Like the weeds, but the NBA has a technically different rule than college in like high school and everyone else Where there's that they call it a gather step and it definitely would call it in high school But they work all day manipulating it with the referee watching them saying like you can do that But you can't do that you can do this, but you can't do that and so like they've got it to a place where

Everything they're doing looks like traveling and double dribbles, but guys will break it down and slow mo and you're like well technically

It's not because weird. I always thought if you took a step you had a bounce ball. Yeah

That's how it's me you're allowed to Doesn't it seem like that should be how it is when you see guys taking four steps like what's going on? What do you want to see exciting basketball or not? Yeah, I do All right, well, then let the referee's call the game how they call it But I think there's something exciting about you having to bounce that ball because you won't be able to score as much

“Right correct if you have to bounce it every two steps whatever it is. I wish I loved the NBA”

Like I did when I was a kid and fucking Barclay in Jordan and Ewing and all these people were Physical it is just a whole different game now. It's so back then was it traveling like when the Larry Bird days hell Yeah, unless Jordan talked to the Raph and said yo, you're wrong. Let me do what I want Well Jordan had the cheat code where he would leap from the fucking free throw line That is so when I've watched videos that it doesn't even look real

He was such an amazing athlete. He was so good and so possessed by his desire to win

Yeah, he would do things that he would just go how does a person fly? Dude imagine if he was like a like one of those jumpers those long distance jumpers He probably been saying jump because he he's going from the free throw line in the air That's crazy everything he did was crazy the way he did things the way he practiced the everything Yeah, and though didn't he not make his college team?

No, that's a high school team. No, wasn't there like one year?

“Well, he was a freshman. He didn't make the varsity team. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what freshman don't”

Perfect may have changed basketball history forever most freshman though. That doesn't make sense because they're not even developed yet Yeah, that's your plan. I know. He's in Texas to keep their kids back a year Wow, they want their kid to be bigger. I want Billy to be the biggest freshman I want to be a 15-year-old freshman. We're pushing for right before it's 15th birthday like hey 15's a sophomore Billy's a fucking cheater

Why you say I'm back at Billy. Yeah, that I doesn't bother me nearly as much in a sport like football Where I see what you're doing like you're preparing a kid for a professional future Perhaps especially in Texas. They're very into it on air But if it's a wrestling is like hey, yeah, hey. This is fucking no money in this Right, and that kid's 16 in isn't the ninth grade. Yeah

“It's not how is the how old is the oldest that a kid can be in compete in high school sports?”

Jamie please put that into our sponsor perplexity. Let's find out. I wonder if it varies by sport Hmm interesting. Do they all have a cap at 18 or do they allow you to know what it's competed? 19. Yeah, there's going to be a but before I even hit it right now It's going to say something about like you're graduating class can't be out We may be more than like two years or something like that because you got held back or you got to injury or something like that

Yeah, it's a big difference. Fuck yeah, by the time you're 19 you're basically man-strength

You know 17. I was like a boy still. Yeah, you know like it was flimsy 17 those like a flimsy kid by the time I was 19. It was it's a different animal You've got two more years of training into testosterone in you. Yeah, if you're a wrestler That's got to be a huge advantage every event everything in wrestling is a huge advantage Starting one year where it is a huge huge advantage 19 based off of certain. Oh, bro

That's so rude. Making 19-year-olds wrestle against like possibly 15-year-olds is crazy Right, so if you are like in a certain weight class that's not strong like I wasn't a good wrestler I was a pretty good wrestler, but I started I was in the varsity team at my high school and

Like one year, I didn't even cut weight or one one weight class. I didn't I was there was a guy that was below me at like

126 or 128 and he was better than me and so the next available weight class was 134

“Which is I that's what I normally weighed when I was 15. So I just wrestle that one 34. That's lovely”

Yeah, but that could have been in there with a 19-year-old fucking animal who weighs a buck 60 and drives himself out briefly to hit 134 And there was guys like that man. You would see them at like the states and you go what the fuck? Yeah, and they were going at camps So they were wrestling 365 days a year all year long. Oh, yeah. I just started. I didn't know anything

Same I started as a freshman and high school got fucked up. I didn't even start as a freshman I started as a sophomore I started as a sophomore because some kick kick my ass in the locker room So some kick grab me to headlock and threw me to the ground and didn't punch me You could have punched me decided not to but I was so humiliated. I was like, oh my god

I need to learn how to wrestle and then I also wrestled in the park like in the grass with my friend Stephen And I thought I'd be able I was a good athlete. I was doing karate. I was like he can't take me down It took me down instantly. I was like, oh, no, this is terrible Yeah, it's a whole different beast It's also like how tired you get. I remember thinking I used to think that I had worked out before that because I had you know taking karate classes and done some type one

No, I thought I'd worked out. Yeah, you don't even know what working out is until you go through a wrestling practice You like we're running stairs. What what we're carrying guys around the wrestling room You pick up your partner your training partner. You have the fireman carry them around the fucking room Oh, Jesus Christ. Did you do it pushups and sit-ups tape puke and then you do in live drills fuck nonstop dude animals. Yeah, we would rotate

You know, there's all those different weight classes and just for shits and giggles You know one of the drills was you know escape from the next guy all right be whistle blows escape

“You're on bottom. You have to get out the next guy”

So sometimes I at a 103 weight class I would have Hugh Frost who was I think two thirty five two forty five two fifty One drill and it's a fucking joke. It's a pancake and I he would probably he was probably showing mercy at the time Obviously, but not really because he doesn't want to he doesn't want to let this little fucking Shithead one of three out from under him. So you know putting enough pressure to keep everybody there

Not to mention the one sixty five freak of nature made of muscle in the 185, you know It's just a drill, but who if that reality hits hard? That's how you see the difference between 15 and 17 and all that

And someone who actually really knows how to wrestle and just wrestle strength like I always tell people if you want to look at MMA

Like what is the most important skill the the foundation is wrestling the foundation if you wanted to you're kid to be a badass fighter Like my kid really loves fighting he thinks he wants to do it, but I want to prepare him right which I do Teach him how to wrestle get that kid into a really good wrestling program because if you have advanced wrestling You look at how it shuts down so many fighters like look at what homesaw did to Drek is duplacy Homesaw he just racked all them. His wrestling is at such a high level and

Drek is who's a world champion. Couldn't do shit to stop it. He just dragged him to the ground Anytime he wanted to got him at crucifix like three times. Merab again still mally I'm exactly exactly what you were watching a guy that does a no look right hand knockout punch into a Salute no look at his opponent right Get I mean it's just impossible it appears impossible and every could be fight the thing

“I always think about first when I think about could be fighting is him being on top and having his feet under the other dudes feet”

Which is just that's it. It's the final level when you can't even begin the process of

Yeah, he's wailing on your face and he has your legs triangle to underneath his legs. It's always funny when you have see or when

casual UFC fans

“Don't understand those little things like that that aren't even part of the fight”

They're looking up here waiting to see if a punches are going to rain down Yeah, but the positioning of his feet is what I'm always looking at and how scary it can be here He was not doing it right now on top of people. He is right here. That leg being around his half-guard shirt It's all the weight nothing we can do There's just nowhere to go and all that weight on those hips people don't realize

Like I noticed immediately if I ever see somebody that's kind of on top and their knees are on the ground Like if you look his right knee isn't on the ground it looks like it might be But it keeps slamming those left hands in a Johnson's head. I mean he got hit with like 15 20 unanswered full force left hand blows Bro, he's horrible. He was horrible. That's so good Because he was so good and he would do this to world-class fighters, man, and by the way Johnson clipped him in that fight, too

It was one of the few times in his career where he got clipped Yeah, man, that looked really frustrated. What's that? Who's the one that looks super frustrated in that barbosa? I'm draskin. I don't remember who it was barbosa was one of them But I mean a lot of guys if I could be look frustrated because there's not a damn thing that could do

No barbosa was like early in the first round. He had that thousand yard stare

It was like fuck I have to go through three rounds of this where they just give up on the idea that they could even win Yeah, like all you're doing is trying to survive Yeah, he was a monster dude like that his leg being trapped Is nuts. I don't know how he's scooting with it and he's just slamming punches. Oh, you got up. He's just chasing you But if you get up, he's just fucking chasing you and drag it to the ground. Yeah, so you blew all that energy to get up

The moment you try to punch or throw a kick. He's on you. You're on your back again punch to the face punch to the face It restlings giant. It is the the biggest skill

“You have to know how to do everything else to nowadays because all these kids that like you see in the contender series”

He's young guys coming up and they're all so fucking talented He tried to wield to come in really more than anything. I feel like wrestling being out wrestled and being just trapped on the ground It's so psychologically demoralizing You've been training for a UFC fight and the crowd is out there and the lights are on you and you see the logos on the mat because you're facing it back that up a little bit Let me show you something here, too. What's what's interesting here before that before the clinch

So after he throws the wheel kick like Barbosa's trying to win right. This is a third round He's trying to win and he throws this spot, but look now go before that When he throws the kick Here it is so he throws the kick and misses he's so tired now that when could be most form he clinches look He instigated the clinch instead of pushing away instead of circling to his left

He clinched because he's so tired dude. He's so tired and this dude just look at that face He just drags him down to the ground again It's just hell to on one on that arm underneath them Laying's being thrown in he doesn't know what to do with his legs

He actually just put his foot above could be because it's always so confusing all that weight on you

You don't know where to even begin to start getting up. Well, he's the first thing He's got to do is get that left leg for you. He's not gonna Yeah, he's a monster. He was a monster and retired undefeated. Yeah, and there's something to be on that mat Not being able to move knowing that the clock is ticking and this is not how you picture this going not only that This is with the current rules where I think

There should be no standups. I think going time. There should be a stand-up is when there's a foul. Yeah I can some of neatly agree with you I hate it when they stand people up even if it's boring. Yeah, I get it's boring, but the guy can't get up and this guy's holding him down So he's winning. He's winning. See, I know he's not doing enough What does that mean? He's biting his time. You've got to let a guy have strategy like when Muhammad Ali did rope adope against

George Foreman imagine if the referee's like you've got to punch back if you don't punch back No, he's he's got a strategy

“Strategy is let George Foreman burn himself out and then eventually tee off on him, and that's what he did. Yeah, it stinks that referees can let the crowd get in their head”

Well, it's the the organization wants action to the fans want action a lot of people disagree with me And I understand their point. I understand their point. Especially if you're a casual a good guy Get 'em up man. I can play you don't want to fight you want to hug Right, so what so what this is the sport and if that guy Who's on top who's biting his time and recovering then decides, okay, now's the time

Good, well, he held the position and he recovered his energy and now he's winning like let him fucking fight

Let it fight get out of there Yep There shouldn't be stand-ups and I get it the referee gets that cheer from the crowd You know if that's rewarding sometimes when they stand fights up. I get excited. Yeah, I go. Yeah Yeah, but striker has a chance, but my position is still the same. I don't think this is stand-up

I'm worse than that. I think they should start each round where they lost the last round. Oh, I love that Yeah, it's great. So everyone why do you get to stand up? Why do you get that advantage the striker gets of standing up when you didn't earn it?

“Get back down there. Yeah, get back down there. Crucifix. Why do you have to start the round up in a Crucifix? Yeah”

That's how they end round in did they look at the big screen get a freeze frame of the position Refree sets you in the exact position and says ready fight. Yeah. Yeah, I love that Yeah, fuck off Yeah, it's the sport as well as to be and sometimes it's gonna be boring. Yeah, but that's real though

At least it's real because there's been a lot of fights where the guy got taken down on the first round starts out the second round and blast the guy knocks him out

And it's like okay, it's exciting to watch, but he didn't earn that position He just got that position because the other guy survived the first round and so it's like it's one fight. It's not five fights Right, so I think it should be one continuous fight with a one minute break in each round Yeah, that'd be like if the team losing automatically got the kickoff after half time or something like that Yeah, and look

Guaranteed if I was run on the UFC it probably go bankrupt. I'm not the right guy Look at the fuck I'm talking about I'd be a terrible promoter I'd be too honest about stuff and I'd want to give people fights that may be they weren't the most exciting fighters But they were above the other person in the rankings. I think the rankings should be the whole reason why you make fights Sammy Zain won the Universal WWE Championship over this weekend at a big paper view. I have no idea who that is but I'm happy for him shocked Cody Rhodes

Who's he was like a guaranteed win one would happen rolled him up real quick. Do you think maybe that was fixed? Well It's very entertaining Very entertaining. I'm sure it was I just don't understand how you go back and forth. Oh, it's the best. I know you love it

“Well, sometimes but that's what I said about this white house card by the way is like”

There's nothing that could have happened. They that they could have written if it was Written that would have made it more exciting right it felt real the whole time and the fights that happened before made it feel like Anything could happen in that main event like it just felt raw and real but also Story line which then when UFC is at its best like that. It's like the WWE That's what's interesting. Of course. It's not as you know

But it's not expensive exactly but it is it was a special moment. You know so regardless of how you feel politically and I understand it If you're if you hate the Republicans and you hate the whole idea I get it But just as a person who loves a sport It was a very unusual experience very unusual and just I think people have to just look at some things that way You know some people have a really hard time separating themselves politically because they're going oh, no that

The White House puts on this thing. There's all this bad press because the war. There's bad press because of this and that and they put on this thing at the White House and it's sort of like Magawashes everything I mean it makes everybody like them again gives them positive press which undeniable undeniable game positive press I mean the amount of people that have seen is nuts

“You know, I think just on paramount it's something like 30 something million now and”

You know they were telling me that they thought it was probably a hundred and fifty million people had watched it in some form Which was you know TikTok clips Instagram YouTube with that is a nutty number man and I think Dana and Hunter. They were thinking you could get to like a billion people see it Which is just nuts. Yeah, in some form. You know highlight reels clips I mean just the gagey fight alone just the highlight reels how many people watch those on Instagram and TikTok and totally the awareness of the event of the moment

So huge it was like nothing else like it didn't feel like any other event

We had ever I was nervous before it started. Yeah, I got never getting nervous for you. I get excited

But I was like legitimately nervous. I was like I was feeling like little like this is crazy Like we're on the white house lawn nuts the fly over is when it really hit Yeah, well when they had all those jets together and they're so close to each other. Yeah, like a manager One of those fucking clips in their wing and spirals right into the lips

Because of that assassination attempt damn it. Oh, you had a bunch of bangers on that. I heard yeah So annoying. I was more excited for that than like anything How did they just cancel it? Why didn't they reschedule it? Maybe they're gonna wait until the ballroom's finished Because that's the argument for the ballroom that they could have it at a place like that where it's completely secured Yeah, cram ask your things the whole things fake. Oh

No, no fake assassination attempt. Yeah. How did I get in there? Yeah, I had I think some people are just incompetent There's incompetence. There's bad security. There's people that don't do their job. Also. There's also people that you didn't expect to be a problem and we're a problem And you're in a hotel

Also the guy made it to the first level of the first scanning of

Security. It's not like he made it into the thing, but he did shoot somebody, right?

“I think he shot one of the secret service agents in his bulletproof best. Yeah. Is that true, Jamie?”

I think so See there were so many stories online. It's so hard to know What was true and what was not but I think I think I was a teacher like a substitute teacher That's it's all nuts. And it's like your man you didn't think this out and it's got a little bit for July 24th Oh

The correspondence dinner. Wow. It's on this. I might want to polish up some of them bits. Oh, yeah It's gonna be some new stuff. Good. That tags over them. Let's have current events. Where are they gonna have it? Sorry sorry if they haven't at the same spot. That's not smart Is that the Pentagon they might wait they might wait to release that Yeah, it's not saying oh walled off it. She didn't mean walled off a story. Oh, okay. Well

I guarantee you a little tighten that bitch up a little bit. Oh, yeah I know he was excited to do the jokes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, he was very pumped. Yeah, they were bangers I ran 'em Because the thing happened. I happened to be performing at the Kennedy Center the neck that We get the next weekend

So I ran the jokes and I realized that I had Adam Ray as a special guest that was on before me He brought me on stage. So I go, you know what even I wrote jokes for the president of the United States to make fun of the press and everybody at the White House

“Course Bonnance dinner, but I just realized Adam's here at him. You want to come out and read these in Trump's voice?”

And so he was seeing the jokes for the first time Yeah, it's a leading and we had so much fun. I didn't know he does a Trump which doesn't surprise me And his impressions are insane. He can do anything. Yeah, he can do anything. He didn't even he didn't he was Dabbling in a Biden the week that I hit him up to do Trump Biden

Which I think is it fucking god. I think it's like 40 million or seven some crazy amount and again

Just like the UFC god only knows after clips But it was a monumental comedy fucking moment having Shane is Trump right before the last Adam is Biden right before the election right after they're first to debate We're Biden was clearly fucking zonged and sleepy and it just couldn't compete at all and so I hit up Adam via text. I'm like do you have a Biden? He's like I cover it for five seconds and a in my stand-up I'm like

“You're free on Monday to fly to Austin and do Biden if I can get Shane is Trump and I remember telling Shane”

It's like I'm like this is gonna be an interesting ask But I you know, I'm just like hey Adam's got a Biden and Shane's like I have something to do on Monday I'm canceling it. I'm doing Trump. He immediately saw The brilliance. It was just such a hot topic at the time and my god

It was fucking crazy. There's clips that I see of that episode and I never

rewatch kiltonees or anything. I'll see clip sometimes and I literally go oh my god Holy fucking shit. There's one part where Trump goes how many more Retards are you gonna bring out here because they're been like two anti-cap people on this show All right how many more retards you have come as I'm pooling a name out of the bucket in real time I go anything can happen mr. President. Let's see if what the next guy's like any comes on he has like these weird deforming when

And you see Shane as Trump and the crowds dying because they see him first and you see Shane as Trump looking Oh fuck It's just one of his His reaction facial reactions to things are like his greatest secret fucking hilarious weapon and when he's Trump

I mean, I'm sure he did mid to this and know it because Trump is just such an interesting polarizing character in his take on him

He's so fucking funny. It's psychotic his impression so good. It's the greatest Trump impression of all time

“Because it's like the jokes are so good. Oh, bye far. He's so good. What's fun jay on the part?”

So happy back it up a little bit How many more retards do you have back Frankly, I don't think we've seen enough retarded guys. How about a retarded racist. Would you like this? This expert said could be one. I pulled it out of the bucket. It is the kiltsony and debut I do believe of Jacob bar everybody. Jacob. Bar

Whoa My god

Okay, hold on. We're gonna reset this Jacob

“What's funny is is Adam knows better than anybody that you're not supposed to say anything after the bucket”

Pull comes up. So me grabbing the mic at his hand and putting it down is even another layer of hilarious All of us. It's like Biden's misbehaving I don't know if did you see Shane's face when he notices this answer. I didn't even listen to it. It's like look And then He's our Jackie Gleeson. Oh, yeah, without a doubt. Plus plus man. He's the great one. He's a margin with people don't realize

I'm you know, obviously is that he is that funny all the fucking time all the time Every bar every restaurant every green room every every stairway fucking anywhere everything

He I always compare it to Mike Tyson in his prime. He just hits harder and different doing the smallest little things

Even if it's a face if somebody says something and he just like reacts to it. It's crazy. It's also always fun Yeah, he's a fun guy like he wants to have fun like even when he's cracking jokes. It's fun Well, I know he was very reluctant to do the roast. You know, it was a little reluctant to even host that like I don't know I do those things. Yeah, you know, but well everything is you know everything could be something he crushed so hard It caused a real ruckus him and I end capping that thing. You know what I mean

Yeah, it is supposed to be a you know this roast of black excellence and me and Shane or just fucking having The time of our lives. He got the new set. It was a roasted black excellence. You're just saying that because it was Kevin Hart. Oh, yeah

“That's that's like that was it wasn't like explicitly stated or anything right?”

I mean as imagine if you said we're gonna have a roast of white excellence right exactly. Oh, I know crazy. Oh, yeah It's weird. We can't can't say. Oh, yeah, that's weird. Oh, yeah, you know Yeah, that's a whole thing with that. I mean You can't talk about this. We'll talk about that. Well, it's just weird what we accept Which like doesn't bother me at all, but like cane Velasquez when he fought in the UFC he stepped brown pride

Todd Tudon is chest cool. He's family. He came over from Mexico. They literally walked here Yeah, white pride not so popular right white pride on your chest. You know fucking Sean Strickland just decided to get white pride And he posted a picture on Instagram of him as a world champion with white pride on his chest next to King Velasquez as a world champion with brown pride on his chest Yeah, and people would lose their fucking mine

Yes, and again not saying that Sean would ever put white pride on his chest. He would know. He would Follow him if they follow him on Twitter He would trust me. He's a wild boy. He didn't even need to show up. He tied to you. He showed up at the UFC even though he's banned He showed up in the arrest of them. Yeah They can't talk about he's the world champion. There's a UFC event at the White House at the time before Justin one

He was the only American world champion and then like you can't come yeah because you talk to my shit about Israel He's a wild boy, but that's wild that your criticism about Israel is what keeps you from going to the White House As a world champion in a world title fights at the White House. Yeah, like you think you want to celebrate the American Mail world champion I think he said some other stuff to the me some Epstein stuff there. Yeah, he's a wild boy. Yeah, I think he's I told him when he retires from finding he 100% should do a podcast

Seeing these guys doing these streamers and like I could you don't have to do that. You don't have to do it that way He's like I couldn't do that to sit there every day and talk to people prior to I lose my fucking mind I'm like right, but you don't have to do that just your opinions on things so he's an awesome podcast guest You know my key kid totally totally do that just talk about stuff and also Sean when he lets the the whole stick down and just gives you his opinions on things very smart

God. Yeah, he's unstupid at all and He would get better at it. You know as he did it more He easily can do a podcast Yeah, he's entertaining his fuck. I just can't believe the kicked him out of the White House and that is the kicked him out of the ellipse that area There's I think there's video of it. See if you find the video of it

Like sorry guys like the I like fucking six cops a pull-up progress. Yeah, I think it was like 85,000 people there So it's funny that they're like that one It's just he wasn't supposed to be there. He's banned He was not invited or whatever, but even if you're not invited shouldn't you be able to go to the fan area if you're the world champion

“If you want to be that wild with no security and there's a video of him from the first night from the night of the weigh-ins”

Well, they found out that he was there. It's amazing because he was wearing a hoodie the entire time and

Someone's got to take off the hoodie and he's like I can't listen It's gonna be a problem. I'm assuming he takes off the hoodie. I've got to talk. It's chocolate And they just surrounded by bros hilarious just getting hugged to death He asked some dude some dude asked him to like it comes with Sean like kicks on kid Crazy

What she have been fucking kick it so kid. What is this world coming to you? There's something it's him. This is there there's their audio This is crazy. I like that we have some entertaining American. Oh, he's the most entertaining that Josh Hookett. Hockett. Hockett. Yeah, my god. He that was what was hilarious was people were So upset that he said Michelle Obama's man at the White House

“It's like that's what he's doing. He's doing on a purpose”

He's literally wearing an American flag bandana He comes out to a Hulk Hogan so long and he's wearing sunglasses Yeah, it's not appropriate. You're right. Yeah, right? But he said the exact same thing when I interviewed him somewhere else Yeah He said I'm pretty sure he said Michelle Obama's a man like last time I interviewed him

That's what I heard is that it's not though his first brodi. Oh, it's a show of madness

That's how he ends his interviews Polaris he's trying to get people to talk about him. Yep, you know. It's the whole thing is so crazy, but All of it would be nothing if you couldn't fight. Exactly. That's what that's where it's real exciting is the pre-fight stuff I mean the post-fighting would be a pretty polarizing obviously because that was the news But if you if for the real fans paying attention

Did you didn't get to see him do that did I send it to you the Killtony minute that he did at the Perfect press conference. Oh my god. So funny because he's like purposefully bombing So he's literally doing a joke He's he says you guys no Tony henchlet. I'm gonna do my Killtony minute and he's purposefully like bombing It's corny purposeful bad jokes and he's gone man tough crowd. All right. Let me let me try this one and it's like

literally being hilarious by strategically Trying to be funny, but not being funny. You could tell that he was planning on nobody laughing But that it's set up punch and He's just fucking try he's just trying to entertain

He's trolling which is trolling he's getting attention and then the most important thing he could fight

Yeah, that dude's good. He's fucking good man. He's fast as shit for a heavyweight He's very light on his feet fast as shit fast hands. Yeah, so fun to watch and you know what's interesting is he talked a lot of shit about Alex Pereira And you know, I want a shaman on your mama all that crazy shit Pereira losing to cereal gone if Pereira decides to fight again. I don't know if he's gonna fight again

“He might be done. I think he said he might be done”

But I mean a lot of fighters say that after a fight and especially after a loss Yeah, let him sit around for a while then they come up with he's not done the back of the brink's truck He had him versus Josh Hogan As a culminant event of fucking bangin New Year's Eve card. Oh, let's go Who could it'll be making fun of his head dress and his face may be and saying it would be insane

I mean if you continue to fight heavyweight

It is interesting watching a guy who's been so dominant at 85 and at 205 with that all that extra weight on I don't know if that necessarily was the right move

“You know, I mean I think like some weight is probably good”

But maybe even 20 pounds lighter like maybe 230 something maybe that would be a better weight if you were going to fight it Everybody because it seems like he was carrying I mean just you're workout with the weight best on. Yeah, it's crazy Yeah, like a 25 pound weight vest. It's it's not so much harder. Everything is so you got to realize He had fought at 185 and he fought at 205. That was it. What he weighed in that? but let's be

honest at 185. I think he probably weighed to 20 something to 26. I think it was fight night, which is nuts It's 40 pounds difference and at 205 He probably got into the 230s like 235 to 36 something like that But still was not didn't look like he looked at 251

2551 he looked like he was carrying a necessary weight a little bit of it at least and if he was just like 20 pounds lighter

He would still have that speed and movement, but he's always had

Crazy knockout power and might be a better weight for it just seemed like it was a lot of weight at on them. You know, and they're all went to his ass Yeah, that was giant fat ass big fat ass. You know me. You know that's all I'm looking at though

“That's why I watch UFC and yeah, it was all there”

It's like a backpack. Well, so that's where all the power comes from. You know when you're pushing off your feet And you know you're pushing off those fucking quads and pushing into those glutes and then torquing that body the way he does For a rocious power dude, but damn that cereal gons good. Whoo Yeah, so good dude, and he's in his prime right now cereal gons is like really coming into his own There's no heavyweight like him no one moves like him. Yeah, it's gonna say extremely accurate for a heavyweight

Not just accurate agile because we were talking about this the other day that basketball is a great place to start If you're a big athlete and you want to learn combat sports, especially striking

Because think about how many direction changes basketball players take where they're always kind of doing that

They're always spinning in moving. It's a series of plyometrics It's a series of hops and jumps like Jordan's jump the imagine of Jordan out of flying me Right, right, yeah, yeah, you with a fly knee for 14 feet away. Yeah. What are you up? What's that? It's interesting because oh cereal gons are yeah, so

So he started out playing basketball. He's where I come from basketball season and foot wrestling season All right the same time, so I wonder what he was doing back then. Well, he's in France, right? So France does not arrest him in their high school or in the college, you know, and he learned wrestling after he had become Really elite world class, Mointi fighter So he's got the the grappling is come up in big ways like his grappling is much better than it used to be

But really primarily he's a striker and when John fought him like John just gone to the ground and submitted him like quickly It's like the different I think that fight was kind of a big ass wake-up call and Francis beat him too So Francis beat him by just Francis just got a hold of him and Most of the fight was on the ground a giant chunk of it because Francis fought that fight with a blown-out ACL

Defended his real title with a blown-out ACL

“Great big ass knee pads on. Oh, I know wobbly ass knee, but that's how dangerous Francis is. Yeah”

He could just win it with grappling. It's It's a shame that he's not in the UFC. It's a real shame. Yeah. Yeah, it's like That whole thing was what drove everyone crazy about boxing You know, there was really hard to get these guys together You know, and this was the whole idea why everybody was excited about what reodsees he was doing and

Turkey all shake and you know all those people that put together these big ass fights like Tyson Fury and Alexander Oosick and The last one they just did recoil for Hoover and Oosick like they're putting together these big crazy fights Like that was the thing that drove everybody nuts about boxing and that's what drives everybody nuts about MMA The one that is it's the heavyweight division the fact that the best heavyweight or at least the guy who was the

Lineal heavyweight champion in the world isn't even fighting for the UFC. That's crazy Crazy. Yeah, who knows maybe one day, right? Nope. No, thanks So I tried to make it happen. Damn. Yeah, I think we need to get those dudes together. Look at that. Look at that look at Cyril gone Duncan That's crazy. I know so you that kind of ability to throw your body around like that is so huge as a striker

I think what they need to do is get Francis and the UFC together. They all do mushrooms

Yeah, just like make friends. Yeah, cuz he doesn't have much time left

“I think Francis is 38. Does that all do yous?”

I think he's 38 which is different as a heavyweight heavy weights 14 September. Whoa Not much time left. Right 40. You can do but unless you're Bernard Hopkins fighting on a world class level in your 40s Kind of unheard of I remember when France when Bernard Hopkins fought Kelly Pavlik a

Lot of people did not think that he had a chance. Oh, yeah, I really very clearly and he outboxed the fuck out of

So good truly the executioner. I want to say he was in its 40s when that happened. I think so How old was Bernard Hopkins when he fought Kelly Pavlik? He fought at a world class level until he's 50 years old. Yeah, not. Yeah, nuts. We were all watching that one everybody from young town going

“All right, this is that we're going to get back on the right path because it was after his loss to”

Margarita, is that right? It's the guy that got caught with the cement in his gloves against the one guy. Oh, Antonio Margarita. I do 43. Wow He was 43 years old. Wow 86 year old crazy especially at a 170 pounds like nobody thinks at that weight

That you you can be competitive at a world class level into your 40s most of the time Like people just write you off on the number. Yeah care what you look like like he's not going to be able to do it Was he the first one to be Kelly is that what I just saw? Wow, okay, so he lost to him and then that's where shit started to get fucked up Cuz then he went on a bad run after that. Well, you got beat up like that. Yeah, it's just tough on the brain dude There's only so many of them fights that you could take where you get really beat up like that

But not put it on them. You know, there's been a bunch of fights where a fighter got beat up really badly and then they were never the same again

Melchuk Taylor versus Julio Cesar Chavez. That's a great example Chavez just put it on them and dropped him in the final moments of the round and then Richard Steel stopped it And it was like this crazy fucking controversy because he stopped the fight with like one second to go We're gonna fight that Melchuk was ahead on the score cards, but the real The real story that fight was that the damage that

Chavez had put on Melchuk, Melchuk was never the same again Oh wow, so after he beat Sergio so he was set to fight Paul Williams But to major staff infection and a larger reaction some antibiotics nearly killed him whoa He eventually was able to fight again against light middleweight champion Sergio Martinez

Sergio Martinez Martinez beat he beat him he Martinez beat him But yeah, you know, I'm a 12 round decision Sergio Martinez was a bad motherfucker. Yes, it was Yeah And late rounds Martinez came up. Yeah, it's it's just a crazy sport man. You only have so many wars in you

So many so many times you could do that and the really clever guys or the guys who just don't get hit much I was done a Madonna rabbit hole recently That fucking guy's a freak. Oh, he's an animal. What a career. Oh, he's an animal. Unbelievable. He fought everybody He was one of the few guys to really rock Floyd made with him. Yeah, knocked his tooth out the wars tooth around a chain Yeah, he got Floyd's tooth and wore it as a piece of see if he could find the tooth that my Donah had a

Oh my god, that is so cool. How hilarious is that that's so funny. He had his tooth put on a fuck Boy, what a square jawed mother fucker that guy is huh. Yeah, look at that jaw

“That guy looks like he could hit him with a baseball bat. He was a tough dude in same career. I think he fought everybody the”

Broner fight to he dropped Broner. That was when Broner was in his prime Yeah, he was a beast. It's a it's a hard ass fucking sport any combat sport is a hard way to make a living Profitable do you see all this stuff that's going on with Floyd? Yeah, I can't wrap my head around it I don't understand how someone makes that much money in Doesn't pay taxes or whatever. Yeah, well, I could tell you you run out of money. Yeah. You know you spend so much money on things

Maybe he wasn't looking out for his best interest. I mean, it's just

“Yeah, got it put somebody in charge of that amount of money”

You would think you would think 750 million dollars was last year wall. Yeah, he's I mean

He's the same 50 give one guy five four cent. I won't Floyd. No Yeah, put some away but the thing is it's like that lifestyle his lifestyle was all about showing you his wealth his lifestyle He's 49 I imagine making $750 million and you're 49 your broke. Oh God That's crazy, but Tyson talks openly about how he spent hundreds of millions of dollars just went through it

You know if you are living that life where you're just wearing diamonds everywhere and you're buying crazy watches and you know Floyd does these things you're seeing way he'll go into a hotel room when he's traveling And he talks about like the watches that he brought and so he opens up suitcases with millions of dollars in watches It just opens suitcase. You ever seen these? Yeah, find them because they're kind of hilarious Because he's just trying to figure out which one he wants to wear

“And it brings them all with them. Yeah, it's just showing off and you're showing off that he's got two suitcases filled with”

Diamond and crusted petite protect the leaps and you know The the most high-end of watches. Look at this See if you have the clip here it is. Let me put some volume on this look at this

Always in my fucking business. What about what I'm doing what Floyd is the one we're Floyd ain't doing

What I do got what I don't got Just know I'm gonna stand in my lane. I ain't gonna fuck with nobody and I don't want nobody fucking with me If I go on vacation my fault when I go on vacation for 30 days. I take 30 watches with me Look at this. Did you know what you know what what's crazy? It's this if we add 10 more days I take 10 more watches

But then I say fucking if I want to bring out the one and only you're not bring out the watch that costs 18 million Jesus Matter of fact you know what I'm gonna do for you mother fucking hands today I'm gonna go fuck off $50 dollars because I got shit else to do Money may all mother fucking day

You know that's the problem so the that you can only do for so long. Yeah, so if you have one 18 million dollar watch like okay, it's like a crazy. It's like a crazy. You wanted to get it You got it. You have $750 million. You have one 18 million dollar watch. You can't have 18 watches That cost millions of dollars like because you're gonna need more you're gonna keep wanting to buy more

You're gonna keep you're gonna run out of money. How many rules noises do you have? Okay each one of those is a half a million dollars. You have four or five of them I mean for hours you got ten for hours. Okay, what Some of those for hours are almost a million dollars. You have ten almost a million dollar cars Okay, so just in watches and cars alone

We're looking at 50 60 million

“Okay, and then you have to make 120 plus to actually have 60. I don't know if he's leasing them”

I don't know how he's financing things. I don't know, but I just loved and no We make that money back by he can make the money that he needs back by Literally making a super documentary about how he spent it. You've ever seen that 30 for 30 broke About how the NFL players all spent their money. No. Well, it's unbelievable. One of the easiest watches ever and like

It's I've got to be 30 for 30's like biggest production ever like it's everywhere. It's it's just huge and Yeah, who the hell doesn't want to know about that right? And I'm waiting on that Nicolas Cage doc that I probably nobody's making either Where it's like because he's a different version of that. You know about this. He went broke. Oh, yeah But he didn't many many back again. Well, yeah He works his ass off. So he went on a he's on a tear. He's just making movies left and right and

Yeah Going 100 he faced severe financial struggles in the late 2000s going from 150 million to our fortune to be in six million in debt

He never officially filed for bankruptcy, but he cleared his death by relentlessly taking on movie roles

Including direct to video films and selling off extensive real estate and assets. I guess he bought like a lot of T-Rex Skulls like he spent his money on like crazy things. He didn't just go watch his and cars he would find crazy pieces of art and I can hold His historical things, I think Well, he was a movie star from way back

You got to realize like what was his first film? I think his first film was like 1980 or something

Pizarro Hollywood bubble getting your brain cooked by fame. Yeah, he's one of those. You can watch him do anything Like one of those freaks were even though people will say. I don't like this Nicolas Cage thing. I don't like that From an article about what he spent his money on $455,000 for two snakes

“Okay, so it's $276,000 in 2005 the equivalent of $455,000 today. Thanks inflation. How crazy is that?”

What's the fuck that thing about that? $275,000 in 2005 is $455,000 to that? Damn how fun is inflation? Wow

What was Nicolas Cage's first movie?

Yeah, he's not a few things like on a fish life. Just that crazy movie with him and Raising their son and to be like the first big hit. That was a big one. That was a big one Is new ones are good too. He's whack his filmography if you go all the way back 19 82 fast times at Ridgemont High is Nicolas Copa. Valley girls what I was thinking of that was in 83 Yeah

Credit is Nicolas Copa. That's before he changed his name because he didn't want to be connected to what is his uncle Francis Ford Copa though, so it is Valley girl, so Valley girl was 83. So I was in high school dude Big those were huge movies dude Raising Arizona so fucking funny. I saw that like a year ago I forgot I forgot how funny it was. Remember Ty Cobb or a text Cobb is in there the boxer with the flat nose and fought Larry Holmes He did a bunch of movies. The big white guy. Yeah, big fucking corn fed white guy motor

Yeah It's a corn brother's movie right Raising Arizona's Those guys might be the goats. They might be the goats of comedy. They're in the fairly brothers. Yep, no doubt

Yeah, how many amazing hilarious fucking movies and the colon brothers there were always so out there everything's so out there

“Some of their films are just like what the fuck are you guys doing this?”

Like King it was Kingpin fairly brothers. Yes those guys too. Like that. I doubt fuck that was good unbelievable Fuck that's a funny move. So fucking great. So funny to see where he's throwing up in the toilet When she's talking about him. You know what I heard about that movie that they had primed all the actors to get really excited When Bill Murray throws three strikes because he had to throw three strikes in a row And so this might take a while so we're gonna really need your enthusiasm and then Bill Murray actually through

Three strikes in a row first attempt and everybody went crazy like for real

Because they were you know like they were said this is not gonna happen this way so when he actually did it

Everybody went fucking bananas nuts Fuck such a good movie. I love it dude. What he's a freak bro since he's moved here and goes to Kiltony and like we hang out and stuff Only after like being making friends with him Like I knew he thought did a lot of great stuff, but he sneaks up and so many great things. It's insane

He's in fucking What is the cone brothers one with not their will be blood was made at the same time with heavy our Bardem. Oh my god

“How am I blanking on this it's a no country for old men?”

Oh, that's right. He's in it and he's not even they don't even like promote him on that or anything He just comes in the movie half way through with all these other fucking great and he's Rushing it's hard to think that that's a cone brother's probably the people versus Larry Flint He's a freak of nature fucking Was that thing that you sent me the day or him when he's playing LBJ? Oh my god. It's so good

Randomly stumbled across that one. I'm like, oh I'll fall asleep to this Woody is LBJ and it's one of those movies the fucking kept me awake Because it was so goddamn good Mesmerizing super nice guy to like easy to hang out with oh my god the best very chill with everybody Just hangs out when he's in the green room just like one of us yeah normal. Yeah, it was just hard to do And you've been famous that long just be cool. Yeah, but also he doesn't have a phone

You get a hold of him. You got to get go through his wife to get a hold of him He's smart just insulates him from self from all the nonsense brilliant But I think when you get to like that level you kind of have to or you'll go crazy. Yeah You know, yeah, he has this funny likes laughing sipping his tequila

He's got it all figured out gross his own weed makes his own tequila

eats live food or whatever and just laughs and enjoys life It's perfect. Yeah. It's nice to know that people can make it through that crazy maze And you know you could either go nuts and buy tyrannosaurus frex skulls Or you could just completely disconnect from it all and just be yourself. Yeah, just keep keep killing it I know him and McConaughey have a TV show that's coming out with a plate brothers, right? Yeah

“I think it's on Apple TV coming out soon. Yeah”

Yeah, so

Was it been like like the the weirdness the post roast weirdness I'm always surprised by these things

I'm always surprised that They last so long that anybody's talking about it. It's so bizarre. I was surprised With the ping-bang thing. I was surprised at the Trump thing and this one is really surprising because with other ones They're like, ah, there's a time in a place for jokes like that or this or that or whatever And this is the time in the place for it is like the roast of Kevin Hart, you know

I'm going to go for it. Yeah, and we roasted Kevin. You know, I did a fucking George Floyd joke in the At the Tom Brady roast and I did a who's the white guy that shot people It's the same fan base as

“God damn it the kid that shot people up and wherever”

People watch the white guy the white guy shot a couple people had a gun at a thing that made it look like it was black people But it was actually white people that he shot that were shooting at him or had guns. What's the same has the I've no idea who you're talking about David Lucas It's friends with them. I'm proud of them. Oh, Carl written that's it. That's it. Oh Written house joke like this and then this one people are offended or something I don't know and yeah, if you just watch that clip on my dismount

It's a crazy clip, but if you watch the entire flow of the roast set It's just one last departing joke, which that's my thing man. It's like I knew earthquake would be standing up on his feet Like he was halfway through my set, you know You know, they're standing O's that are happening during my actual roast and on this one Because there were so many people on it. It was such a long big roast

You know, they set you to in a lot of time so I'm like, okay, I'm gonna do something I don't normally do and blast off more jokes per minute than I normally do instead of milking it and getting applause breaks and things like that I'm just gonna create a bang bang bang bang bang bang. Final stand-up things You know what's funny is that I Have something that's supposed to offend everybody like I don't want you to like 100% of any of my jokes

I'm not that guy. I'm heelish. I'm a bad guy Exactly, so what's funny is people got offended about the George Floyd thing and people a lot of people said Yeah, well p-Davidson did a Charlie Kirk joke and they're comparing these things from two different spectrums But with what they didn't mention is that I did a Charlie Kirk joke in my set So fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them you know

Everybody gets them everybody gets it is always my hits and jokes everybody does it said that Kevin has

What quite the fan base he has more gunfire. It is merch table than Charlie Kirk. Yeah, or whatever and So you know for them didn't for people to nitpick that joke and be offended and it's funny because it was a lot of A lot of comedians a lot of black comedians are like I'm upset about this. You know, they made their Videos which is just hilarious because they're not on the roast. They're not in attendance at the roast You saw Tiffany hash that that was the best one. Nobody handled it better than her. Find Tiffany hash getting

Asked questions. It was at TMZ thing. Yeah, about about the roast because she had a little Perfect. They were trying to be everybody. Oh, of course. They were everybody. Even Cheryl Underwood who handled it all like a champ We made friends before at a Netflix brunch that week that was for that festival. Well, do I told you about Cheryl? Yeah, she's the shit She's awesome. Yeah, I worked with Cheryl in like the early

“2000s I think it was in Montreal. I told you she's a monster. Yeah, she goes to your purse on”

Just clutching her purse on stage and murdered. Oh, yeah, she'd murdered. Here's Elizabeth Tiffany We bought you so good. Yeah, like 30 seconds to chat. Well, they click. Yeah, so talking about Kevin Harvows, right?

It's exhausting. It's actually just simply about the George Floyd joke. What are you thinking? Is it just comedy? Should they have been a little less? I think it should have been shorter the show was too long. Okay, I mean, I was sitting there the whole time I had to pee something I didn't hear the George Floyd joke cuz I had to pee so bad Yeah, I was a glorified a seat filler that I was tired. Well, also, I mean line in other people

Like, oh, maybe it was a little too wachy motivated. What are you think as far as like the jokes? Is this just comedy or a People taking it too seriously. Is this all comedians saying it that wasn't invited? That's the fucking comedian Tiff and he had it, but that was her version of the shadow mallie walk off camera. I love it. I love it, man

“You never forget those people that actually are answering honestly in real real real comics and again”

It's the same thing for 100%. She's not only is it a fun walk off home run, but she's also 100% correct There's nobody that was there that was offended. There was no ruckus there. It's just like everything else where you leave and you go Huh, this things. This thing's kind of crazily taking off. It seems a lot of people are talking about that one joke at the end It's so we live in an outraged culture and an outraged There's a there's money in outraged. There's engagement in outraged. Outrage is the it's the commodity that everybody wants

They want to be outraged. Yeah, and they want to be right and if you're outraged and you've got a good point You just ride that fucking thing for as much juices You can get out of it and then you move on to the next thing. Yeah, what do you mad at now?

It, you know, there's never in any of these things. There's never a moment where I'm like a car. This could cause a problem

“It's never been that way while it was high-fives high-fives and laughter after my”

3 p.m. set in a half-filled Madison Square Garden waiting for the 8 p.m. arrival of Trump to speak I'm you know on a 34 person lineup Everyone was real Way to get the crowd going. I mean Just getting the party started the lights were up like it obviously wasn't the best position for me on that lineup

But the same exact thing and then it's like a little bit later. He realized like oh, they're making a new story about the Puerto Rico joke a whole thing So interesting

I would have never told you to do that joke during that, but I told you that was gonna be a problem in your end

Wasn't supposed to be in my original thing for that there's a less second filler because they gave me more time than everybody It was a very bizarre thing they gave me more time for it was our thing and the idea that you would go on after someone like who? On before you Steven Miller. No, not who was it was the national anthem with a guy painting a Painting a fan actually no, he went on after him. I was so right after the national anthem But someone had some kind of like raw raw speech

Make a man. He's pretty good. I was I wish there was that all came like a way off Which is crazy they just had me on the wrong position on the thing and

“You should only do stand up. Oh, we're totally doing stand up totally totally. It doesn't work”

But you got to say, but then again it did it did work in house the place isn't mic'd for Stand up comedy or lit for stand up or anything like it. No, they were laughing They were having a good old time. Well, they're probably happy that something wasn't stiff and boring Taxes and fucking right Yeah, I mean Rudy Giuliani went on like three hours after me. That's crazy. Yeah

It was a nuts all day. It was a super long thing my point being is that it always surprised

Me that I'm the news even though I'm because if someone else said it if it was a politician They did it or someone else someone high up in the administration that would make sense same thing with the roast if it was a Clean comedian right if it ain't Bargazzi or Jim Gaffigan were on it and they said that that's crazy Me saying it that's normal. They don't know that though See the thing is it's like you've achieved a level of fame

That like really snuck up on people over the last couple years You know, it's because the rise of kill Tony has been completely organic like there's been no Promotion of kill Tony that made it become what it is It's all just people sharing it on YouTube sharing it online. That's all this clips and these moments You know, and then you know, obviously the shame moments and all the Kyle Dunn again

It's been just so many amazing moments. This is a good show It came organically and then you got to this point over the last couple years

And then we had to and then after they started attacking you from the White House thing or the

“Mass Square Garden thing rather which is 2024 then it was on then it's on like Donkey Kong”

Right, so that's two years later. So now you're a guy that they go to like to get mad at and there's a bunch of people like that online That that's their business. Their business is people are mad at them They have hot takes people around them. Yeah, I mean that's so you're you've fallen into that category and So there's going to be people that genuinely don't like what you did and don't like you and then there's going to be people that are just using it as a commodity They're just using it as outrage which is part of what the game is. You know, this this is what they do and

They're engagement, you know, fucking game that they play and it's kind of what we do in the joke game Yeah, you know, you get engagement you get people to laugh. They you say outrageous things that you don't even really mean

But this because it's a funny thing to say it's just like I always say Bob Marley didn't really shoot the sheriff

You know that right Like just jokes Like when you say inappropriate shit on purpose

“I mean that is like everybody used to know that like Louis C. K was a very left-wing progressive guy”

When he was saying really fucked up things that he didn't mean on purpose 'cause they were funny. Yeah, like that was what he did and everybody was fine with it till somewhere Around it seems like it was like 2016 2000 like it started turning a corner where it became like people are starting to take these things as

Statements rather than as comedy material

And they started trying to pretend that the person really means this Like that's where it got crazy and That happened around the time where social media really came into prominence because before that There was no real Avenue to do that. There's no real Avenue to pretend you were really deeply upset. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure there's some people that were upset

But there's also a lot of like people that are just ill They're online all the time on these social media apps just arguing and and Spitting out venom and yelling at people and they yell at them. It's like they're in hell all day long And anytime something comes along they could be upset at they got it they have to have their take

They have to have that hot take. Yeah, and if their hot take gets engagement they're all looking at their likes and they just start

re-engaging with that subject and going back on it and this is the real problem Okay Good luck with that. That's bad for your head kid right exactly very bad for your head all those people that I know that are like Especially comics that are doing it the comics that are doing it almost all of them don't have good careers But no all of them right none of them have like impressive career especially compared to their contemporaries that are doing well

And then on top of it they're all mentally ill They're all people that are fucking filled up with pharmaceuticals and they're going to therapy They're they're literally mentally ill and they're online. You're talking about fascists. Right. You know, like stop Yeah, get your shit together. No one your opinion is not that valuable to people because they know that you're fucked up Do you not understand that right like the way you view the world is

It's not a healthy balanced perspective like you're viewing the world and it's like Mentally ill lens well the whole online thing doesn't it doesn't even convert to sold tickets or a bigger thing It it's such a temporary drug for them to get to fill this void of what they're not doing right It doesn't convert to them people want and go see them. No. I mean some people maybe they look a little juice out of it

“But it's not enough because you're also opening the door if you do become popular you have to understand that if you've been”

Spitting hate it people for a decade and then you become popular boy that hates coming your way Yeah, it's coming your way, you know, and When this is one of the things that I said after them and see you stuff I said even though I think it was the right thing to do. I wouldn't do it again Because it's just too much

It's just too much you just you create all you just feel the darkness of it all the negative it's all negative Even though it had to be done because you've got this guy that with it it showed me how completely Absent of morals and ethics the businesses completely absent right they knew what he was doing and they did not care They didn't care because they were profiting from it. This is the conversation that I have with my agent when they were dumping me

I said I told them I go you're making them a state right now. It's gonna affect the rest of your life You've done understand the choice that you're making you're choosing to align with someone who to any other industry that person would be in jail Right now that person was and also if this was in literature or if this was in music They would be sued into high heaven Like there's songs that like they don't even seem like they're that close to each other and

People had to give like songwriting credits to it. Yeah. Oh, yeah like

close enough that there's a rhythm to it that people get upset. Well, there's only so many notes and so many chords

“And there's only so many beats and so much timing and it's often the same thing with comedy like there's some”

Crossovers in a writer's room which I've been in so many of so many people writing on the same subject We'll have the same joke It's only when it's like what men see it was doing word for word long form Well, that was a different thing. What he's he was a buck and ear that was a quote totally different thing But there's songs like okay, so I was listening to this video the other day watching this video the other day rather

That was comparing Radioheads creep to an older song and

They had to give creep radiohead rather had to give this older song writing credits for this which sounds so different and then

Radiohead accused Lana Del Rey or someone from the organization accused Lana Del Rey of having a song that ripped off creep Or was sounded too much like creep and it did sound a little like creep, but it was very different like it should be Obviously, this is like inspired by it, right if that's like Elvis Presley's entire career was inspired by Black musicians like isn't like the way danced and moved in the way saying so it's like what are we doing? Like they're stealing and then there's inspired by and inspired by is what we were all doing

It's like we were talking about that computer earlier that chip manufacturing thing that thing was built on the back of all The fucking super wizard geniuses that have been working on all the different technology that led to that being you can't just invent that in a vacuum You have to invent that on all these other inventions that have taken place for decades before you right This is this is like with music It's interesting how litigious they are

He was cause they're run by a certain group of people

“But they're so good at like suing people like bittersweet symphony. You remember that song? Yeah, totally”

They had a they had to give all their money to the stones yep because it was what's wrong? It's um, what's house perplexity Well Tony is Or while Jamie rather is oh I can't do that that's right. Oh, you can. Oh, we have to do get us to do it. I know

Are you we five song hold the last if if I mean we learn this the hard way because I have an actual band That can play anything and everything and years ago. They could play anything and everything our old episodes hold Um Because you know, I'd literally be I did to a you know a shy person I'd be like what do you you know you ever do karaoke or like yes? I'd go what song do you sing and then they go?

They go dotted it up and I literally they would go right into it and now you can't hum a song for a few seconds. So bittersweet symphony was a sample from The verb developed bittersweet symphony from a sample from a 1965 version of Rolling Stone song the last time Adding vocal strings guitar and percussion after lawsuit by the Rolling Stones former manager Alan Klein the verb Relinquished all royalties to the Rolling Stones members Mick Jagger and Keith Richards who were also added to the song writing credits

Wow 2019 ten years after Klein's death Jagger Richards and Klein's son seated the rights to the verb songwriter Richard Ashcroft because he was probably broke some of the things that have happened recently with uh

“I think Olivia grabbed Rigo and Paramore and then like a puff daddy and yeah”

Can you please look up the other one that I set up though um which was radio head creep Lana Del Ray and radio head creep had to give uh songwriting credits to another band of the holly the holly's that's right. What was the original song The air that I breathe It's interesting when you listen to let's listen to them see if you could find that there's a comparison video that I watched on um YouTube see if you could find that

Because it's interesting how they they they they say the first one and you're like geez. I don't see it

It will have to edit this out ladies and gentlemen But you could find yourself radio heads creep versus Lana Del Ray's get free versus the holly's the air that I breathe Yeah, that was a live version of it but if you uh hear the recorded version of it's even more You could see But people get inspired by things

I get it though I get it in those cases especially at the beginning of the holly song and then the beginning of radio head Like all sort of dead on yeah They're setting a mood like a very specific mood. Have you ever seen how the guy from here's a crazy one the guy from The gorilla's the song Clint Eastwood. I think it is he had a like one of those like little kids kind of keyboards

And it's the entire backbone of their biggest hit

“You'd have to you'd have to pull it up. I guess to understand but it's that bon thunta”

Yeah So that's just on the thing And somehow they got away with it Wow, and then all they do from there. Yeah, that's the preset is the preset

That's so crazy they use that they use the preset from One of them little machines like a toy and much like the fucking crazy jokes that end up getting me in trouble

I bet they don't even think that's gonna be the hit. You know what I mean like they're probably not like this is the song that's gonna fly off the shelf

But other people see a Tony I was the one who told you gonna get stabbed for the Puerto Rican joke There was that was so many years later. It's crazy. I was doing that joke during the pandemic to the point To where I got extended to where you were part of it and what's funny is I left those tags of the longer joke out of the Trump rally one Which probably would have protected me They probably would have saved it going

Ah, it's gonna get me stabbed whatever, you know what I mean Then you would have to do the Amy Shubarak Well, yeah, there was a lot to it. Yeah People don't realize that that's all. It was a giant shot of a bunch of much bigger chunk at the time

“Well, that's why it should be in a set. Yeah, you know of comedy is such a weird art form”

I'm not look I love it to death, but real comedy should be seen in person. Oh, yeah, you know Stan hopes of this once like it was like everything we do on TV is just to try to get people come see us in the clubs Like that's really what it is So you just really want people to go their life because that's the real fun. Yeah the real fun is all us a bunch of human beings Fucking around and having a good time. Right soon as you start taking it seriously and making it something that it's not like you're

I get why you're doing it because that has become a thing that people do today But I'm just saying like for your own mental health just not it's not good for you to be engaging like I was saying about the Carlos thing like just engaging in conflict It's not good. It's not good for you bad for you. Yeah feels bad. It's not good It's not it's your this is net there's negative energy and positive energy and you should spend Is much of your time possible on things that make positive energy? I know it sounds hippie and because I'm a little bit of hippie

“I got a lot of hippie in me, but that's what I believe I believe you should spend as much of your time having fun”

Making people laugh having a good time and less about dwelling on shit. Yeah That's why I try to stay off Twitter because when I get on I just start freaking out at all the different new stories that are just a bomb a nation after a bomb a nation. We're just so angry It's just impossible now and and you know it used to be Twitter was Twitter in this and that but really It's just the news X is the news and it's so hard to

Absorb that it was fun and you know it's cool and all and my algorithm still shows me stuff that I love police chases gone wrong and and UFC highlights and all of this stuff but all the stuff around that is just crazy. I did a thing because I was staying at a hotel in DC right after the state of the union or something anyway. I'm like, okay, it's a hotel TV

I never get to watch regular TV. I'm gonna be asleep in a few minutes anyway. So I threw on

I ended up going by CNN. I'm like, let's see what these wackos are saying over here. Let's see how fake the news compulsively be because from what I understand the most recent state of the union was a solid state of the union and very positive and long and entertaining. Let's see what they say. Oh racism this. He caused the deaths of black people here. He's the reason why we it's why America's failing. It's the reason why we're the laughing stock of the country. It made me so stressed out and I'm like, okay, well let's see what Fox News is saying

and it was crazy over there and then you have photos. Well, they had their counterpoint person on unlike CNN where they're just all in agreements. Yeah. Yeah. And going by six people literally going, yeah, he's the worst and let's not forget that he doesn't think trans people deserve this and this and like they're just going on and on about straight doom and Fox News had a counterpoint person that was stressing me out. I mean, you know, and I swear to God, I'm not kidding. This is not a joke.

I was flipping through the different chat. Go by MSNBC. I'm like, oh my gosh, it's crazy. I put on

I ended up, it just coincidentally was on the Buffalo bill part where like he's got a girl in a well, the bus here darkness and I'm like, oh, finally some peace on the cable television.

I never get to just watch normal TV. So did Fox News have a positive spin on the state of the

“union address? I did not watch it. I remember for some reason it was stressing me out whatever was”

going on because like they at least Fox has they'll argue still like the news used to be they'll have both sides on and kind of talk it out and CNN has that poor guy that poor one guy that just takes all the bullets for everybody is he's just going, you're lying. This is that stat doesn't exist. Scott Jennings. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That poor guy is probably he's probably has months told they take so many bullets every day. He's a fucking war hero out there. It's a it's a very turbulent

world when it comes to discourse. Everybody's mad at everybody else. It's really weird to watch it's really weird to watch these these shows on CNN now that are basically like bad podcasts that get interrupted every five minutes for a commercial. It's really what it's like. I just don't I don't remember it being that way where it's just so many panel opinion shows. I remember it was was like CNN used to have board-dains show on. Yeah. You know what they would travel around the

“country and check out or travel around the world and check out food and it was interesting.”

Yeah. He would you know give you his perspective on the cultures and all the the problems and things that these people were facing. Their food and what the with the community was like fucking great show. They did a bunch of different shows that were different, you know. And then somewhere along the line man they just went all outrage. Yeah. And I don't think that's going to get any different now. I mean now it looks like Barry Weiss is going to be running that as well.

So she's running the CBS news and perhaps she's going to be running CNN. The same company is going to be running CNN. It's like okay. Yeah. Good luck. Good luck because it's already people already don't want to listen. They don't want to take it seriously. Yeah. They you know and that's why X has become the news. The reason why it's become the news is because they can't trust the news. Right. You know totally. It's crazy. Like Tim Dylan had these two New York Times reporters on this

podcast and I listened to him talking about it. I hadn't listened to them on the podcast but I listen to him talking about it and he was saying that they said there's no evidence that Jeffrey Epstein was intelligence. I was like what? What? There's no, watch one Mike Benz episode of my podcast where he breaks it down. It's almost impossible that he's not. Right. Like with the fuck are you like no evidence? No that's not true. There's just evidence that you're not considering. So it's like

if the New York Times and the people that we're always supposed to trust to be the objective

perverts of all that's going on in the world if they're compromised. So they're not allowed to say things or they have narratives that think it's they're supposed to spin one way or another or they're very cautious about being honest about their opinion. Very, very shielded about their actual opinions. Either either one of those is not good or if they actually believe that that's not good either because that means you're not really paying attention objectively. Like watch a Mike Benz episode where

he breaks down Epstein's connections. It's nuts. The whole thing's nuts. It's crazy that anybody could say that he wasn't intelligence. Yeah. There's no doubt about it. But they will do anything to push their own story. They don't. Yeah. It's, it's a propaganda network. Yeah. And whatever that propaganda is mean that propaganda will shift to Pentagon who's in control of the realm of the, uh, the rains rather. The realm really is a realm realm of nonsense. Well whoever's in control they're going to

be the ones that dictate how the narrative goes. And it's always going to be whatever the sponsors

“are. That's why you never hear anything about any of these studies that they're showing about”

the vaccine safety signals that they found very early on, how they hid it, all this Fauci stuff. They're, they're not showing any of that. The Tulsi Gabbard speech we talked about that where, you know, she gave this speech explaining how he lied to Congress and Fauci, uh, pressured these other scientists, uh, changed their perspective on whether or not it was gain of function research. Yeah. The shit that we had a pretty big feeling about back in 2020. Yeah. You don't hear any

of these people. They're, they're not covering it. Yeah. And they can't because they can't really tell you the whole news. They can only tell you the news they're approved to tell you. That's not good. And that's how X comes about. Yeah. That's how X becomes the place where everybody trusts. But then you go to X and it's just filled with horseshit. There's so much lies. There's always video of something happening and they're saying this is going on right now and you're like,

and then someone says, no, this is a video from 2022. Right. This is in, you know, this part of

horseshit and there's so many bots. Yeah. It's like, you just dip your toe into the water and you just

“feel poisons. You're like, I got to get out of here. Yeah. But then you feel irresponsible for not”

paying attention. Exactly. You know, I feel like so many people feel like they're doing the right thing watching the news and being informed and they hear that the news is fake and they think

that's just like a Trump talking point. I've always said that Trump calling it fake news was like,

one of the worst things that could happen because then it sounds like a Trump thing and the Trump enemies go, I'll fake news. Sure. It's fake. If he's saying it, then it can't be fake. Because we have to disagree with him. Meanwhile, it's a fucking, it's a goddamn production. I mean, it is fake. And they're right. It's fake. Yeah. It's fake. There's a lot of the news. It's fake. It's not true. All that. I mean, the fact that no one got in trouble for all that rush-a-gate stuff, crazy, absolutely crazy,

and that the same people that were pushing that rush-a-gate shit are still giving opinions on TV. Right. It's nuts. Yeah. There's no repercussions to be found. They get to say whatever they want. It's crazy. Well, the repercussion is no one takes them seriously. And that's real. They've suffered that. I mean, we've seen that in real time.

“And I think the pandemic was the big, that was the big wake-up call for a lot of people.”

Especially people that were forced to take the vaccine because they had jobs or, you know, they had a fly or they had family members. And then they got some horrible side effect. And those people got what they call red-billed. You know, I know a lot of people that got red-billed from that. You just can't take it anymore. It's crazy. And it's bubble-ish. You know what I mean? There's certain areas geographically in which that's the mentality and they stick to it.

I mean, here in Austin, I'm known as, you know, a skinny little faggot. I went to LA and it turns out I'm a racist Nazi. Like, I'm like, they were doing jokes on me at that roast in which it's like, oh, what are you guys talking about? There's parts where I'm literally like,

what the fuck? I've never even heard this about myself. I'm on a comedy show every week where people

take shots at me. And I've none of this is a thing. Well, it's made up. And it's all, they also made up a bunch of stuff about like you going to Saudi Arabia. Yeah. Which is crazy. Right. Crazy. They just made it up. Yeah. Like, not only made it up, turned it down. Yeah. Didn't go when offered vast sums of money that the bus boy bag boy Tony would never imagine turning down. And people don't even know that you turned it down. Right. Because you have them in public about it. Right. I mentioned it. I meant glazed over it

on one for one moment on Kill Tony once. But yes, the people that turned down that money are you and Shane Gillis. Yeah. And meanwhile, Netflix clipped that and put and pinned it on their Instagram that joke and with the caption long sip because I'm sipping my water because the joke isn't on me. So the camera shouldn't be on me. Meanwhile, they're getting my reaction shot to all you guys took that Saudi Arabian money and it makes it look like I'm offended or something or guilty of

taking Saudi Arabian money. But just a joke when you just lie about a fact and to make a joke. It's crazy because you're just lying like that's there's a difference between that and making a joke about something like you had to make something true and then criticize them for something. So you got to lie about something and then criticize them about that lie that you just invented. Yeah. Which takes three seconds to find out it wasn't true. Exactly. It takes a

really quick search. Like, oh, he didn't go. Right. Okay. On the contrary, the the guys that

Chelsea was complimenting during that set basically Kevin Hart and Pete Davidson did take the

money and went to Saudi Arabia. Also, you don't think Chelsea handler would have taken that money. If they offered her to go to Saudi Arabia, she went to dinner at Epstein's house exactly the fuck we talking about. But it's all right because Woody Allen was there. Yeah, and apparently she gave him the what have you told him if they said she told him she was very upset with him. Yeah. At the intelligence agent slash sexual predator's house. Yeah.

Guys who arrested for a statutory rape. That's fun though. Crazy. Just yeah, don't be a white guy.

“It's just the whole thing is so stupid. Like, if you want to make fun of someone for anything”

for, you know, you looking gay or you like you're down with that. But when you invent a fact that's not true, you say it's not true. And then you criticize someone for that. Like, that's stupid. That's a stupid way to do comedy. Yeah. You know? In the way that it's covered and everything.

because they'd laughed. They thought you maybe you did go or maybe Shane did go. They didn't know that you were the two people that did say no. You know Jessica Kerson went and she got criticized so much. She gave her money away. She gave the money away. I think she gave, what did she do with the money? Find out what she did. But I was like, oh, man. Listen, those people that went to see

Jessica Kerson, first of all, her she murdered over there. She's very funny. She's a fucking dynamo.

She's a killer on stage. Very, very entertaining, lovely lady. I love her to dust. She's fun to talk to. She fucking murdered over there, I heard. Also, a lesbian woman from New York went to Saudi Arabia. Donates, Riyadh, Comedy Festival, feed to human rights campaign. Well, all that money is going to someone's payroll. Yeah. It's going to be a daycare scenario. You feel better. Yeah, you feel better. But meanwhile, it's paying for someone's salary. That's probably not fixing almost as

“whatever the phone is. And that's what they do. Tom Seguro went and put a photo of a Ferrari”

and said, thanks Saudi Arabia. Yeah. But everybody was very upset. But my perspective is the people that are in that audience. If you're upset with the people that are paying and organizing,

okay, the people that are in that audience, though, that they're performing to, they don't get a

chance to see Americans stand up, Comedy. And they're getting a chance to see it live and stand up, Comedy, like music, like literature, changes people's minds. It changes all art where you see someone a different person than you with a totally different perspective that lives on another side of the world that says something that you think is hilarious. And you love it changes, you know, it changes people's perspectives. You win hearts and minds. I mean, that's real. Like you can change

the world a little bit by getting people to say, hey, we kind of are, we all have a lot of shared interests. We just want to have fun. We just want to be with our friends, be with our family, and do what we want to do. Like everybody wants that, including those people in the audience,

like those people in the audience in Saudi Arabia, we're just Saudi Arabian citizens.

They just a bunch of people that lived there. They came out to see Comedy. Like performing in front of them, I mean, what is wrong with that? It's wrong. You're supposed to boycott it because the people that run it probably were involved with the killing of Jamal Khashoggi in some way, or the people that finance it. Okay. Maybe. I see how you didn't want to do it, and I see how it's changed, didn't want to do it. And I probably wouldn't want to do it either,

“but I don't have any problem with people doing it. So I think at the end of the day, you're just”

like, I don't have any problem with Saudi Arabia putting on these boxing matches that I talked about. I love that they put on these boxing matches. And oddly enough, that's not really criticized that much, even by like heavy duty left-wing MMA media, which is a real thing. There's a lot of like shit, shit lives that are MMA media, because they're journalists, and they just happen to be fans, but they have that hardcore left-wing perspective. They don't seem to have that much

of a problem with it. Not like people had the problem with the comics over there, where guys like Louis and Bill Burr, they just get destroyed for that. Yeah, it's not. But I think Sigura had the right move, just don't even pay attention. Buck off. I'm going to perform wherever I want to perform. Yeah. No, it makes sense. Totally. I just can't go straight from a Trump rally to Saudi Arabia, like a little bit of a hop a skip in a jump. I know, it's also,

it's like, you know, is that what you want to do? I don't want to go there. It's too long. Right.

“I want to be on a plane for 16 hours to go anywhere. Yeah. That's why. I hate it. I hate flying. Yeah,”

fuck off. It's terrible. Come to Texas. Yeah. Exactly. It's just we live in a very polarized society, and I think a large part of that is what we're talking about early with social media and mentally ill people just screaming into the fucking void every day. I just would like to suggest to people, just try not to engage like that for a month and see how much better you feel. Yeah. Just try it. Talk and make friends. You know, hopefully that's not how you've set up your life

where you have to do that for a living. Hopefully you're not one of those people because there are people that are paid posters and they make a pretty good living. Just posting and getting engagement. Well, you know, I don't know what to tell you. You trapped. Right. You know, if you're, if your whole thing is like shedding on people all day long, you're kind of trapped. Yeah. But you can't feel good. There's no way. No. There's no way. It's like the amount of cortisol that must be pumping through

your body all day where you're going over and and I see like people that do that. I see how they get destroyed and the replies and I know they're reading that. Like good Lord. Yeah. Like I don't know

comments is like, God fucking insane. Well, no one is happy. It's just the funniest thing because

it's he reminds me of like one of the last actual politicians. Like he's a different just lying ignoring of facts type of human being because we're witnessing it. Maybe it's easy for someone in I don't know. New Hampshire to go. Ah, that Gavin Newsom is the future. But we lived in California and I've been to San Francisco recently and we've seen it. Like when you travel, you know, comedians aren't the end all be all and these wise whatever sages, perhaps, but we do travel

a lot and you spend a weekend in a city and you're not just doing your shows. You're having lunch, somewhere. You're having coffee somewhere. You're dealing with the people at the hotel, whatever it may be. There's different communications and vibes and energies. And there's so many of these places especially California. You know, San Diego is like a last stand huntington beaches and air or area around there. There's like these little pockets in which there's still some common

sense and happiness. And joy, new port, these little pockets. But those major cities are fucked, man. Even the drive and, you know, I go to LA basically maybe once a year now for a quick

always fun visit, always doing some arena and a couple nights at the store, which is different,

unfortunately. But the drive from LAX to that area of West Hollywood slash Beverly Hills is gruesome. Everything is for lease. Everything is empty. There's nothing new except for the crazy looking

“weird ass Obama museum library, which is the craziest, weirdest I saw humanly imagine. Where's that?”

It's like on the way up there. I can't remember if it's like off of La Sienna or Fairfax. That's not the new one because the new one is in Chicago, isn't it? Oh, it is. What's that fucking? They built something and it looks just like that monster. Now the one in Chicago, people don't like it. I think it looks dope. It looks like it looks like something from Blade Runner. Yeah. I like it. A lot of people

don't like it, but it costs a lot of money. It costs like $850 billion dollars. So you can find out

what that building looks like. Show me a photo of something that looks just like that build. It's complex on La and Los Angeles they made. Who did the Obama's? Yeah, I don't know if that's okay. What is the the one in Chicago? A lot of people were criticizing it and I thought I'd go that thing looks dope. I love it. Like that thing? Where is it? Yeah. The one there where you cursor is. Click on that. Oh, that's a rendering. I don't think it's done yet. Oh, it's not done.

Maybe I don't mean this. I thought people were in it. I don't think so. What's it down there in the lower? Show this online and everyone's going crazy. I thought people were already going to it.

“I don't know that. Um, I think that's it. That looks like a rendering to me. That looks fake as”

fuck. But that one down there, that one down there with the darkness in the corner. Yeah, right there. Is that real? Is that a pretty Britannica? I don't know. I think that's a real photo. I think it's done. I might be wrong. But see if it's. Oh, you have Los Angeles, Chicago. Yeah, it's real. So it's up. But I think it looks cool. It's different.

A lot of people are saying it's ugly. It looks like you see if you can find photos of it. Go to images. Yeah, just, here we go. Like there. Dude, I think that looks dope. Really? Yeah. That was. Yeah. Window with. Look at how it all's a writing on the top. What does it say? Go all the way up, please. Oh. Oh. Unconstrained. Conventions by what? It's written on two sides. Oh, right. Oh, it goes all the way around it. Oh,

that's fucking cool. I think that looks cool. I mean, maybe I have no taste. I mean, we can't even find an angle of what they're trying to say. Right. I don't know what it's saying. But I think it's cool that they did that that they had words that go across like that. I just think it looks sick.

“But I like that kind of brutalist architecture. I think that's what they call it. Yeah. I like that.”

I cool cement with big glass. Like there's a lot of houses like that, especially like in the Hollywood Hills that I love. I looked at one of them. Back when I was starting to make that

But I was like, probably not that safe. I looked at the house above the store that Missy was selling. What was on coal facts? Was that what it was? Was that those street? It was the comic store, the comic house. We're like Kinnison stayed there and Pauli lived there for a while. But I had dogs. And I was like, this is not enough backyard. It's too small. And also, it's like, it's too close to the machine. Yeah. It's like right next to the beast. Like, I don't know if

“I want to be like right next to the beast. I think I'd rather be outside the beast and go visit.”

Yeah. Like that for me, for my head. But I looked at a couple of houses up there. And one of them was this house that was like really, it was out of my budget. Really. I was just, I shouldn't have

been looking at it. It was like 10 million bucks. And it had crazy like concrete with massive windows.

But it was right there on the street. Like you're walking in the street. There's a sidewalk. You could renover and touch the front door of the house. I was like, yeah, this is kind of crazy to buy this house. And the guy was like, don't worry. We have state of the arts security system. So I go, yeah, you know what that is? I go, your camera is going to catch a guy with a ski mask robbing you. Yeah. And two weeks after I said that, the guy will in the house got shot in it. Whoa, two weeks.

Got shot in the neck. Fuck. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. So, hey, that's these places, man. But the

“architecture, I think it's dope. I like like that crazy, monitored cement stuff. But for a house,”

like what you're going to live in, the reality is you'd probably be like, I'm sleeping in a museum.

This is too weird. Yeah. I'd rather just have a regular house. Yeah. Windows or necessity. Yeah. I just want to see stuff. I just want to be able to, how about cup of coffee and see some trees? You know, let me just sit out and fucking collect my thoughts for the day. You know, I don't necessarily need to be in a fucking museum, concrete ass big. It's there's something weird about it. It's like you're too weird. If you live like that, you're weird, man.

You're living with his giant 20 foot high glass wall in front of you that looks out at the blade runner scape that is lost angels from the hills. Yeah. You've seen that view at night. Have you ever been up to a house? Oh, yeah. You've seen this house? Oh, that's sick. I love that house. It's known as like the Oakley founder's house. I don't know if he still owns it. But yeah, that's up there. Yeah. That house I love. See, if I was single and a baller, that's where I would live.

210 million. A bargain. Fucking love that shit. I see shit like that. I'm like, oh my god, that's

“where I love it. But I don't want to live there for real. Yeah. I think after a while, you would be like,”

I'd rather have a log house. I was trying to find pictures of Kanye's concrete house, but this is not the one I was talking about. I just love those kind of houses that look like that, especially that one, that's circular one. The way you pull into that driveway and the entire back house faces the lights and you see the lights, like it's hard to see from photos of how look how sick that looks. Man, that's sick. I love that. But the lights from that, like if you're

up in the hills, you want to be above looking down and it's like a movie. It's like a sci-fi movie. It's one of the coolest fucking views I've ever seen. Paulie has the fucking as crazy as it sounds that motherfucker when he made it. He bought a house that's on top top top top top of the Hollywood Hills with that MTV money. Dude, it's crazy. He remodeled it recently when I was there for the first place. Like dude, you got to come see the house. Come see the house. I'm like,

Paulie, I'm so busy. That's very highly unlikely. Come see the house. Dude, you got to come to the house. Sure enough, I went there one afternoon for a fucking coffee. Bro, it is crazy. He was right. He's got the house. He did it. It's on top of everything. So there's, if a robber does try to go up there, they're robbing someone else's house. They don't want to go to the tippy top of the fucking hill. That's a tough escape. That's the problem, it's the escape. You want to be close to the bottom.

Right. Right. Speaking of which, I've been watching, I went down a rabbit hole the other day on YouTube. We're street racers. And this is one guy who is like a famous street racer, because there's all these videos of him. He got his, his things set up where he can shut the lights off. He's got this black Corvette. I'm gonna send this to you, Jamie. I got to see no sky. Yeah, his name is really slow. Like RYL SLO. And he's got videos of these

copy encounters. So he like baits cops. And then goes on these mad runs. And you, you watch it.

Yeah, this is, well, he's like a legend online because he does interviews only with a voice

“changer or a church's worship or a door. I'm going to where he describes all the modifications”

that he did to his car. But he puts a 3D camera on the back of his car. And you know, they have those things where he's sticking on the back of your car. And he gives you a 3D view of the automobile. And he has video of the cops like flashing their lights. And his car has got a thousand plus horsepower. So these poor cops. And they're like 300 horsepower fucking crowned Victoria. They try to chase this guy. He just disappears. And then once he gets out of the line, like, go back to that

video where it was before. Watch this. I mean, this is, it's just edited just not his videos. It's just so much. I understand. But if you just, I know this video. But if you what, what he does is they start pulling him over. And in the beginning when they pull him over, he hits the gas and then shuts his lights off. Did you pass that? Yeah, about to hear this. So this is it. So they hit the lights and he's like, see, are they going to show it? Yes, this is not the right way. Okay, so it's not the

compilation. So when he does it and he hits the gas, he gets, here it is. He gets far enough away from them. They're not showing it. He's one of the fuckers. They have to add their own shit, leaving it alone is better. So he gets ahead of everybody and then just, he has a button where it kills his headlights. And he's using night vision. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's nuts. So is this it? Yeah. The energy enters ghost mode here. Yes. This is it. So this is this guy.

So his license plate says, will run like it's fake. It's a fake license plate. The cops get up on him. They hit the lights and he goes, bye. And the cops realize there's no way to catch this guy. It's not, look at that. Oh, lights go out and he's gone. And he's flashing lights on people to get them to fuck out of the way. And there's no way to catch him. And then he bangs you turns, he knows where he's going. He plots it out. And the thing is he's filming this and uploading it.

Oh, yeah. So he's got a hideous identity through how many different channels. How does Instagram not know who he is? How is he posting? I guess he's using a VPN. He's probably using a proxy and he's probably going through some other country or something if he smart. If he smart enough to avoid detection, but he just has these fucking crazy car bills. Like he's got a Volvo Viper that has like, I mean, I don't know how many fucking horsepower that thing has. But they make some of

these Volvo Viper's, it's a company here in Texas. They make Viper's that up 2000 horsepower.

What? The buck are you talking about? Well, they've been aware because he always do it in the same

situation. I think he's in the Dallas area. How fun? Well, yeah, well, not good if he kills somebody, but it's a very spooky. Yeah. Yeah. It's not spend because this fucking dude really knows how to drive, too. And you see these poor cops and one of them, the cops wipe out. They slam into another car. I think they're trying to pass by these cones and the road cuts off and the cop hits the cones, then loses control of his car and slams into another car. So people can fucking die.

Especially if he runs a red light and he runs a lot of them and someone's being an idiot, maybe someone's doing exactly what he's doing while he's running the red light. Dude,

“you have to see what Kanye is doing right now. It's a historical moment in all of our,”

it's unbelievable. Yeah, you said the he's standing on the globe, right? Well, not only that, he thought an entire everything is a super production and it's all him. Like you could tell, he's made every decision and tweaked everything to the, to the, to the color of everything to when it happens, to how it happens, that it's not too much. He's not overwhelming the senses with lasers and lights and all of this. It's all so strategic. But most importantly, it's

first of all, it's the fucking greatest production I've ever seen of anything. And I come from

Pink Floyd land where the live show has to be ahead of its time and state of the art and everything for my mind to be blown. And I was expecting this to be like every other rap concert that I've seen, which is going to be fun and good and maybe great. Of course, it'll be great. But this was like a thousand times my expectations. Because first of all, he's doing pop-up shows at stadiums, which is crazy. He announces it a week or two in advance. And the stadiums like, okay, we're

“sitting empty that night. We love to sell beer and water and get a percentage of merch, right?”

How these venues work? They don't give a fuck. And he's not promoting it. Everyone else that's been to one or seen one is promoting it. And then the mayor of whatever city or whatever leftist

So they're promoting it for him. And it's filled to the top of the fucking stadium.

Whereas even Pink Floyd are the rolling stones or whoever announces a tour all at once. And goes, hey, by tickets, I'm on tour, pretty please come, right? He's just like St. Antonio, July 4th. Like a week ago, literally. And what's crazy is that my buddy got me tickets to go see him in Tampa because as while we knew is that he was going to Tampa. And so there, there I was and I'm looking. And it's filled to the top. And the floor is filled. And he doesn't stop. He doesn't take a

“break. There it is. I saw that on Instagram after his first one that he did. I think it was in LA.”

And I'm like, oh, that's crazy. I need to see this. That is nuts. That stage is nuts. But these pictures and videos do not do any justice to what is happening. Sound wise, energy wise, just that stage alone is fucking insane. It's crazy. Any enters at the, he walks through the crowd because obviously it's in the round. He comes out and you hear a pop from one side because they can kind of see him. And then the globe turns on and, you know, he waits until it's dark.

So he enters at one point. And then inside is a, a, a lift that only takes him. So like, there's no one that can storm that stage or anything because it's inflatable on the outside. So it's an impossible, impossible to, you know, storm the stage or anything like that.

“And he's the only one that has access to the lift, obviously. And he has a tether that,”

he's attached to so that he doesn't go off or anything. So there's a fall into the balloon. Exactly. And it is the most diabolical show I've ever seen in my entire life, ever. And that includes

all the fucking everythings. And again, I come from the School of Pink Floyd, which is always

10, 20 years ahead of its time production wise. And this was fucking nuts because he does not stop. He does not take a break. He doesn't go. Thank you guys for coming out. Until the very end in which he goes, it's all about love. I love you guys. Thanks for sticking with me all these years when all these people said this. And then by that point two and a half hours in when he's saying that, you're just like, you got to be fucking kidding me. Well, he realized the bulk of his work.

How many bangers that guy has? Oh, it's nuts. Bangers. And I, as an experiment, took my one buddy who said that, you know, part of the group was my one friend who has always been like, "Ah, no, you fucking love Kanye." I mean, not really my thing, but he's not, he's just not really a rap fan. He's the reality. So I invited him on this trip and his mind was fucking,

now he's a diehard Kanye fan. Now he's going back and, you know, realizing that he's always been

a Kanye fan. Like, it's such a crazy fucking thing because not only does he have hits on hits on hits, but he does not stop in between songs because some of his beats kind of correlate or this and that he'll literally just keep going and going and going until his amazing on his new album. He has this keyboardist with one of those like crazy blow-in-two tube instrument things. I don't know what it's called. But he has a solo, a big one on one of the songs, which is

gives Kanye a minute and a half to catch his breath, an hour and a half into non-stop going. And also on top of all that, you know, a rap concert. It's a rap concert. But Kanye's the greatest producer of all time in that industry. So every noise that's happening, even if he's not

“talking or singing or rapping into a microphone, is all him and him only. You know what I mean?”

Like, he might get an idea or an inspiration as we talked about or he's a master of sampling old hit songs and having them be in the backbone of the thing and everything. But this is, it's just a whole nother level. They absolutely insanity. Like, I thought I was going to go there and be like, yeah, and maybe, you know, move a little bit or sing along or whatever. And instead, my jaw was dropped the entire time. Is there anybody that ever bounced back from being canceled

like him? And that's really the underlying thing. There's this feeling of loyalty that's there. And we're right. You know what I mean? There's a feeling that everybody there is like their correct sense. Yeah. I saw breakdown of it because my algorithms feeding me Kanye stuff nonstop since I went to it because somehow fucking Instagram knows and whatever. And I watched a breakdown of it talking about how like it's like this psychiatrist or energy specialist or something that's

and goes, people that like Kanye believe in themselves because if Kanye saying, I'm the greatest,

I'm the man, I'm a god, all of these things makes you not like him and you insecure, you're insecure. Does that make sense? Like, it's like, if that turns you off to somebody, then you don't really like yourself that much. What do you think that? Well, again, this was someone else's psychological breakdown of it and I'm probably not explaining it correct, so I was stoned on a couch. I see what they were saying to try to defend them. But there's some people that

just get turned off by that kind of bragadocious rap music. I don't. Right. I love that shit. Well, I love 90s hip hop talking about how great they are. I love it. Yeah. I'm a giant fan of

“that shit. Yeah. You know, I think like some of my favorite rap lyrics, like some of Naza's lyrics,”

just him talking about how he's the shit. Yeah. Totally. I don't mind that at all, but it's like, it's when you're singing along to that stuff and you're listening to that stuff, like you're feeling with that guy's feeling when he's saying it and if his rap's or his rhymes are really hitting, especially like Kanye or any of the greats in a biggie, two-pock Nas, like when they're

now, it's like, oh my god. Oh, yeah. With good lyrics and good execution, it's a fucking amazing

art form. Even if USA really did create it. Yeah. I don't, I don't want to believe that. You know, I think they're probably very, they promoted it. What's really interesting is the lack of big rock and roll bands. I know Jamie's kind of defended this, but I think it's a fact.

“Oh, no. No doubt. This last big rock and roll bands and when we were a kid, when we were a kid,”

rock and roll was everything. It was like rock and roll and if you like rock and rap, like you were a weirdo, you know, like I really became a rap fan, like almost like silently, like secretly. Because you had to be a rock fan. If you, if you loved rock music and you went to rock concerts, like that's all you liked, but I was like, yeah, but this is good too. Oh, yeah. You know, I'd like listen to ghetto boys, I'd be like, yeah, listen to this. Come listen to us.

Shit is awesome. Yeah. Oh, my range is absolutely ridiculous. Well, our green room. I just got Roy Orbison on vinyl. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Well, and again, that's the one we're going to be trouble for that. Fuck. Fuck. And again, pretty woman, much like Pink Floyd's wish you were

“here is like one of my, when you get into their radio stuff, it's kind of funny how some bands”

and musicians get like typecasted by their hit, whereas like pretty woman's kind of repetitive and easy, even though it's a jam, right? Mm-hmm. But his other songs. They're like, I hadn't even heard before because I'm like, this guy seems like he has some fucking some hits and he does, man.

And, you know, what I mean by the Pink Floyd thing is it always fascinated me that

people go, yeah, I like Pink Floyd wish you were here and other brick in the wall and it's like damn it. It's because those are the radio songs because they can't play an 11 minute long shine on you crazy diamond. Right. All their real hits that they're real echoes, which is like 17 minutes. It's so slow and fast and and bluesy and then jazzy and this and that. Yeah, there were so many songs like that, especially from like the 70s where they just took wild chances and

long ass songs. Like for famously, it's pre bird. Like record executives are telling them like the beginning of it is too slow. Yep. And they're like, nope. This is the song. Exactly. This is what it is. It would be in the rock city. Yep. There's another one. Yeah. Whole lot of love. Yeah. Whole lot of love is a minute and a half of fuck sounds. Mm-hmm. And symbols and shirts weird. I only recently got to see the queen movie. Whatever that is. Is that bohemian or absentee? What are you so? Whatever. They

haven't seen it. Yeah. Well, I walked in on a part where it's the record. They're at the record executives office and he's going, this can't be the main single off of this thing. And and Freddie Mercury's like dude, it fucking has and I'm obviously not quoting this, but in the record execs like man, you're saying gibberish at points. It's slow with a piano. You're saying things that don't even make sense and it's fucking eight minutes long. Like what are you thinking? And they're

arguing back and forth and back and forth. And his base player, guitarist, or one of the guys that's in the meeting with this record exec sitting behind a big fancy desk points at the wall and goes,

the record exec a fuck. Because what the fuck was that? It starts with a heartbeat has no words for the

“first, what a however long. Also, what is the deal with it aligning with the wizard vase? Crazy.”

Roger says it's just coincidental. I know. But it seems like the universe organized it. Yeah. It almost seems like evidence of the simulation. Yeah. Because it's so good. The way it lines up.

Yeah. It's too good. I've always said it's the craziest coincidence of all times.

I feel like it's evidence of the simulation. There's something about it. There's evidence of like some weird bizarre synchronicity between those two pieces of art. Yeah, the producing that would have

“been near impossible. Impossible. Yeah. You couldn't. But just the mountain. So laying in. So things out.”

Yeah. Technology is then what have been so hard to do. Yeah, so hard. Pink Floyd would have

had to they would have literally have to watch it and then go over each beat and decide how high

was the person that figured it out. Right. Right. Right. And it's got discussed. But like yeah. How do you know? Hold on. It's going. It's still going. Right. 45 minutes. Right. But me. Wow. It's perfect. Like we've watched it before. Yeah. It's perfect. The lyrics of the scariest part. Which one is which at one point when only when the only moment when both the good

which and the bad which are there. Yeah. It's nuts. And the wildest one to me is always when

she's balancing on the thing, you know, in black and white and with the other farmers around and on the run that crazy blib blib blib blib blib blib blib blib blib blib blib blib blib blib starts and she falls off at that exact moment. Okay. It's crazy. There's there a why in that conspiracy. You know, like why would they have done that? Just to do it. Just for funsies. Just because they were pink. Yeah. Well, how much you could have picked? Well, I mean,

Roger Waters says it was an accident. I know. I know. I know. Well, but the conspiracy theorists. I don't know. I mean, I would imagine they think that I brought the people that

“believed that it was some sort of a coordinated conspiracy. So why wouldn't they say that?”

Why wouldn't they just say we would we lined it up with the Wizard of Oz? Yeah. They said that it would make more people watch it and more people listen. Well, they did pretty good off. Yeah, they did pretty good. Who will we to give them advice? Yeah. Speaking of doing pretty good, you're fucking killing it, dude. Congratulations. Thank you. It's awesome. Watch it at all. Thank you, man. You're taking all the hits. Yeah. Keep on moving. Keep on trucking.

Awesome. It's a stronger. On to the next one. Makes the jokes better. New jokes are killing it. Yeah. Yeah. It's fun. We're having a good time. Yeah. Tuesdays and Wednesdays and the best work in a matter of the mothership. Yes, sir. All right. I appreciate your brother. Thank you, man. Oh, yeah. Bye, everybody.