Trump Looks Sick as Presser Abruptly Goes Sideways

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He was surrounded by a bunch of women. The whole thing was very bizarre. He started to fall asleep during this press conference throughout the press conference. You could literally see him sleeping for significant periods of time. When he said that the losing the straightive for moves to Iran has actually been genius

and that was part of his plan the entire time, because now it helps the United States more. He said the Iran plan to end the war is so bad and such garbage that he decided that he wasn't even going to read it.

“He also talked about having a secret meeting with generals.”

He wanted this fertility meeting to round up or to end very quickly. He then started making noises and starting to beep, beep, beep, beep. The whole thing was very strange. Let me just show you what went down. First, you can see the photos of him sleeping.

Here he is falling asleep. I'm just going to show you 10 seconds of it. Here he is falling asleep in the oval office during this press conference. Let's play it. Pharmaceutical cost.

Trump or Eps has brought a lot of the prices and medications down for me personally. Donald F has been one of the main medicines that then he says the fact that Iran now controls the straightive for moves is actually amazing because this he says helps the United States and like Alaska is doing great now and Texas is doing better.

America has never done better.

He said because the straightive for moves is now closed. It's amazing. Here I play this clip. When this first, when people heard about losing more moves, they said, oh, this is it's genius, they're finding other locations.

Some of those people, I spoke to companies and countries. Some of those people are going to continue to go to Texas. They like it better. They said it's an extra 45 minutes. They like it better and it's sort of amazing, you know, it found it right.

So a lot of people thought, oh, we're going to $250, $300. It's not. I mean, today it's at less than $100.

“I think of that. Now, when this ends, you're going to see a drop like a rock.”

How long are these systems that that has to work? Kill it's appropriate. Kill it's appropriate. And he starts making noises like papa, papa, papa, here play this. Baba, papa, papa, papa.

And you know, they're going, heading 47 degrees, you know, 1,300 feet, going 3,000 miles a hour, okay, we have it in our side, fire, boom, 10 seconds at, let me tell you, they need smoke. These people are smart and they're just going to stop the clip there so you get a sense of it.

More sleeping during this oval office press conference, let's play it. During the earliest years, their children's lives.

Second, we are cutting unnecessary red tape, red tape that force providers to close, limited

access to care and made it harder for working family. Then talking about the Iran ceasefire negotiations, he says, the Iran proposal is weak. I didn't even read it. It's on life support. And then he explains what life support means.

He's like, you know, that means you have a 1% chance of living, okay, you're playing this clip. You know, it's unbelievably weak, I would say, I would call it the weakest right now. After reading the piece of garbage they sent us, I didn't even finish reading it. They said, I'm going to waste my time reading it.

I would say it's one of the weakest right now, it's our life support, they understood. These are all medical people. Doctor, as life support is not a good thing, you're great, thank my doctor. I would say the ceasefire is on massive life support with a doctor walks in and says, sir, you're loved one as approximately a 1% chance of living.

Yeah. This is the first time. There you go. Yep. One of the best reporters in Washington.

Thank you, sir. And he says, lots of people ask me if I have a plan. Of course I have a plan. He says, let's play this clip.

It was just unacceptable, you know, a lot of people would say, well, does he have a plan?

“You have to go say to him, I'm the best plan ever, Iran has been defeated militarily.”

Totally have a little left, they probably built up during this period of time. We're not getting out of the day, but I have a plan, you know, it's a very simple plan. I don't know why you don't say it like it is, Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. And he turns to Brooke Rollins, his agriculture secretary, and he's like, so what's our plan when it comes to beef prices here?

Let's play it. Well, you know, they're not going to live. And we weren't given, and this went on for years, you know, this went on, Madam Secretary and doing such a good job with prices, agriculture, and how's the beef dough? We got to get the beef dough.

We're working on it. It's the only thing we got to get the beef dough, but it's become more for this. This was so incredible because, and I'm marble that I think 30 years of saying beef prices, like prices of everything right now are absolutely through the roof. And now we're hearing more about the hunt of Iris, and the potential for this hunter

virus to may reach a pandemic status, hopefully it doesn't, but it's a very serious virus. And, you know, it's a very, very, very early stages. Let's be very clear.

It shouldn't reach a pandemic status, but people don't know anything, and here's what Donald

Trump says. I hope it's fine. He goes here. Let's play it. I don't know how to get this up, but he was there telling us about this.

Now, the one thing with this one is that it's much harder to catch. And we've had it for a long, it's been around for a long time. People are very familiar with it. So, you know, I hope it's fine, all I can do is everything that a president can do, which is a symbol, which is actually somewhat limited, but it seems like it is not easy to spread.

In fact, it's in certain ways, very hard to spread. It's been, we've lived with it for years, many years. And we think we're in very good shape. We're very careful. And Nebraska has done a fantastic job.

They have a, a, a, a, a, a place that those doctors are unbelievable, the job. They've done your place. And he says he's really glad that we pulled out of the World Health Organization now, that the hunt device is spreading. That's a good thing that we're no longer members of the World Health Organization.

Let's play it.

“What do you think about the handling of the, uh, hunt device by the US?”

I think so. Do you get, um, the drawing from the W.H. show, you know, no, I'm glad.

So, we were paying the World Health Organization, $500 million, look, it's a lot of money, but

in the overall scale, it's not that much, but it's a lot of money. And we weren't being treated well. And then he confuses the word countries with companies, and then just keeps on fumbling over the two words. Let's play it.

And then he says that the blockade of Iran is genius, he goes, it's military genius, just like Venezuela, and we're stocked up with ammunition. We've got more ammunition. No, we don't. We have far less ammunition.

We're not going to let them, let's just to plan, you know, people say what's the plan? The plan is very simple.

The blockade, first of all, was a part of military genius, just like Venezuela was

military genius. We have the greatest military of the World by far. And we're stocked up with radar ammunition, we have much better stuff than we did two months ago when we first did the attack, which knocked him for a loop. But very simple, Iran cannot have an nuclear weapon.

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the elementary school in Manab. So it's really disgusting that he's saying this. But what else is new?

All he says is disgusting stuff.

Let's play it. Some incredible things. These, nobody else has, nobody has a military like we have. We've got the Tomahawk's from a submarine 200 miles away and that went on top of it. But everyone has included the Tomahawk's, everyone of those weapons and shots hit perfectly.

And they said to me, just to put it on the record, they said to me, there are only two countries in the entire world that could ever get that stuff out of there because we don't have the equipment and nobody else, they said China and the United States so much. Then as the room is, you know, this ostensibly the purpose of this meeting was to talk about sperm and to talk about sperm counts.

Donald Trump says in a very creepy way that he's the hunter now, he used to be the hunt did now. He's the hunter. Let's play it. You know, I was hunted.

I was the hunter now, the, you know, I was, I was the hunted then and I had to vote a lot of time to that otherwise I wouldn't have been too effective. If I said of office I wouldn't have been, so I was hunted by some very bad people. Now I'm the hunter. It's much better when you're the hunter, but these are bad people and he says that lots

of young people feel like billionaires or he said, I used to say millionaires, but now everybody feels like billionaires in this country because they have Trump accounts saying young people feel like billionaires and no, people are suffering right now. This guy could not be more out of touch here. Let's play it.

I started it and that's another one that's going through the Trump accounts where young kids that turn 18 or 20 or 21, they feel like they feel like a billionaires used to say a billionaires and I said, but they certainly feel rich as opposed to having absolutely nothing. It's so popular.

Then RFK Junior talks about sperm in this creepy room and like why are the Epstein class in the Oval Office talking about sperm? So I'm only going to show you a short clip of this. Let's play it. For children to rise for women began in 2007, for men in 1970, men had twice the sperm count

as our teenagers do today. This is an existential crisis for our country. We had a series of presidents that were trying to discourage childbirth in motherhood in this country. We now have a president that is trying to encourage it.

And I want to thank you again for your leadership. And Donald Trump tells the women in the room not to talk too long. He goes, "Please don't talk that long.

“I've got an important meeting with generals that I got to do.”

So please keep it short here. Let's play this clip." Do you think? And Dr. Alex Adams and you'll speak not too long because I am being waited on by a large group of generals.

And that's also important, you know. Having to do it is, having to do with the absolute we lovely country of Iran. That's the way they pronounce it. Well, we will get started then. Then Donald Trump says that his plan is to keep on changing, but to keep on changing plans

that's part of his plan. Let's play it.

I built it largely in my first term.

And I didn't know I'd be using it quite this much in my second term. But very simply, when they say, "Does he have a plan?

“He has a plan, plans very simple, you know, in the war, you have to change, you have to”

be flexible, you have a lot of plans, but you have to do different plans in different days. But I have a great plan. But the plan is they cannot have a nuclear weapon. And they didn't say that in the other term."

Great gentlemen.

I find him to be an amazing, an amazing man.

And when I say that, the press goes, "Oh, that's terrible. It hurts 1.4 billion people with a pretty iron fist. He loves his country, I can tell you that president Xi, I look forward to being there." And if he felt anything, we wouldn't be doing it.

“And then he says, "To conclude the meeting before doing the secret meeting with generals,”

he goes, "I feel the same as I did 50 years ago because I eat junk food and maybe junk food is good." Let's play it. I feel the same as them. I actually feel worse.

You know, I don't know what this is.

I feel the same as I did 50 years ago. It's crazy.

“Some day they'll be a day when they won't happen.”

I'll let Bobby and I as know, you know, it's not quite the same. But I feel a litter of the same, I don't know why. It's not because I eat the best foods. Maybe they are the best foods. Who knows what the best foods are.

Maybe junk food is good and the other food is good. I know people. That eat the best food, they go to a restaurant, they have celery and I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't have steak.

Everything. I say, "How are you doing?" Well, it's over for me. And all they do is watch it.

“I know many, many people that all they do is watch their weight and this and they kick the”

bucket. And here we are. I feel great. Thank you, Daniel. Thank you very much, everybody.

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