The Nerve's 2026 Met Gala Livestream

- Certainly. Very quietly.

(upbeat music) So she once said, back in like 2009, welcome everyone to the nerves inaugural. Metcala live stream. We have some of your favorite troublemakers in-house,

ready to join before we get to them. I wanted to make sure you could see our other attendees in Fiji. Over to my left, we have one Brian Nome, who is in competition with the lady behind my right shoulder,

Lauren Sanchez, for most bodacious rack of the year. We've got Anna in Fiji, we've got our Vera Wang skeleton, we've got our Ryan Reynolds fire extinguisher, which is apt because Blake just settled. Just came in right before we went to air.

Lina's back there behind Brian, don't miss her, she's wearing her finest tent. We've got some funeral reads, some cocktails, some issues of vogue and a coffin, and a little surprise for timetace,

Shyamalama Ding Dong. We know the Kardashians are there, he is yet to be seen, he may be inside, and over to our most special guests, and our most special sub-gala.

This is our pet gala. If we could cut over to the pet gala, Teddy and Trouble, his little brother Trouble, they're in one of three bespoke looks this evening, I don't know if we can get closer,

“but they're wearing, could somebody actually hand me a dog?”

I can't move, oh, this is Moring King, of King's canines, if you are in the gorgeous Moring, if you happen to be on the South Shore of Long Island and you need a dog trainer, I can speak from experience, she's the best.

This is Trouble in his tax, the rich, AOC, bespoke outfit, he's so happy. Teddy's in the match, he won as well, and we will be showing you their very special We We Pads, which have some of our favorite vogue covers on them,

as you know, We We Pads have attractance, so somebody's getting it tonight in the face. It might be Oprah, just saying, if I may introduce our steamed panel, Tim, Tim McKay, the celebrity makeup artist joins us this evening.

Kinzy Scofield of Kinzy Scofield unfiltered is in New York City, just for us, and Rob Shooter, our newly minted best-selling author is here, and I said to him, Rob, how many exclusives have you broken since you got a green room?

He was like, the three, here we go, everyone. So we are going to, we will be taking looks at who is coming in, and who is now inside. We've been like collecting them since about six o'clock,

but first I wanted to show a couple of Instagram reels

from Serena Williams, who is there this evening. Her sister Venus is among the co-chairs.

“Serena, as we know, see, I think as important”

as who is there, and it's not very many alisters, is who is not there, and who is not there is one Meghan Markle, who we all know. The reported alleged deal is she thought, up until about five minutes ago, that invite was landing in her inbox and a freaking minute.

Not so Serena, I think, is shipping our pal Meghan. I think Serena is like, realizes this is a liability. She took to Instagram to display her mother's day as ever merch by opening a box of chocolates, and the pieces were scattered everywhere, let's take a look, let's take a look, chocolate.

Let's take a look, here we go. OK, yeah, so I just got it this in the mail from my friend Megan.

And her penmanship has always been amazing from the hundred

years I've seen Dev Nona. She's only a beautiful box of chocolates in her brand as ever. guys should check it out. I had to botched it. She's like so classy and I'm just like, like, it is. This is nice. Anyway, the track was beautiful and it was delicious. I don't like chocolate.

“That is savage. I think that is so that is mean mean mean. We love it though. She deserves it.”

Did that again? She could have re-filmed that. She was supposed to bothe like, "Wait, wait, wait, she can make it. That way, we are direct to the chocolate." You know, there are such things as like food stylists. It's a career. Oh, I mean, it's about the chocolate. You can literally just like, "Boo-boo-boo, it's not like you ever let yourself go." It's just a mouth. It's so savage. It's not live. You're right. It's a video. If I sit to friend of mine a book of celebrities, so please make a video of it. And the book arrived all tati and scratched and ripped.

The rena's been in this business so long. One other savage, just shiv, Serena out with the

“Martianess of Bath. Emma Thin, who is actually, has made history as the first black”

Martianess of Bath. And she is a star of the most recent reboot of ladies of London, which just wrapped up and was highly enjoyable. Let's take a look at them out together. Serena, Venus, and Emma. And again, this to me seems as if I don't know if we have it ready to roll. But regardless, it does seem like a, here we go. We're seeing it now. It seems like a real, like an act, like a dagger aimed at Meghan Markle's heart. Like you know, Meghan's looking at that. And thinking, that should be me. That should be me. And that has a

life, a huge, very successful lifestyle brand. But the difference between Emma and Meghan is Emma, it wants to celebrate history and addition and that's the ultimate objective for her where Meghan's is purely commercial. But they did have a relationship for years. I didn't know that.

“Emma actually allowed them to podcast at her estate about a year ago. Serena, Serena, and Venus.”

So they do have a genuine friendship. But it is, I mean, I've heard more enthusiasm at a funeral than the chocolate video. I completely agree that that something's up. Why do you want to go anywhere with Meghan Markle? I feel like at this point the story is just going to be about her and everything will be about her and it won't be great. So I feel like you want to stay away from her. I have to say, I have to say, there was a report in the New York

post today that there have been agitators at the Metropolitan Museum of Art leaving Poland Spring Water Bottles filled with urine all over the place. And it's a reference to Jeff Bezos and the draconian just completely inhuman conditions that Amazon employees are subject to in those warehouses. We're going to play something a little later in the show that you won't even believe. It's shocked me. But before we get to our first look of the evening, our very first look is going to be

amazing. I just want to read from everyone has their cocktails. Marlena did a metgala drink

menu for the nerve. When Marlena came up with this one, she said, do you know what this means?

“And I said, I do, and I said, but let's keep it a secret and see if Kinsey knows. Because I think last time”

we introduced you to Felcine? No, I just don't know what that is. It was tea bag and it's tea bag. Kinsey to tea bag. Kinsey. You don't want to know what Felcine is though. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, dirty Sanchez, have you heard this? Is it a poop must now? Yeah, the rob, you're pretty close. I, I said, I'm glad I did not order that drink tonight and we can't tell me. Do I stay the way from that? It is a sexual practice that could result in fickle matter.

Something like that. We thought it was apt for what I think is the the mechala of the end times, brought to you by Jeff and Lauren Sanchez, Bezos, otherwise known as Amazon Prime Whole Foods. The mechala brought to you by Amazon Prime Whole Foods. A dirty Sanchez vodka cream and a smear of chocolate liquor that will land perfectly on the lips, best served cold, truly harness, the robust flavor for Lauren in honor of the nominal head of Vogue, that drip Chloe Mal, who is behind

me. She is a doll. I don't know if you can fully see her. We'll get her in here. She's got, she's

wearing seruleum blue. It's got a terrible wig on. It's amazing. Chloe Mal back, a very dry wine with

one flavor. It's curator describes this beverage as quote fun and enjoys consuming and high volume during a very cold winter. And last but not least in honor of Brian Nome, if the met one invite him the nerve will. He's over there behind Rob, the gnome and clature, Kristal champagne as we know his name and the bimbabification scene is crystal. It pairs well with a slippery nipple. Marlena, couldn't love you more. And if I may pass our our stirs for each of our cocktail drinks,

we've got, you can choose among Anna Win-Tor, Brian Reynolds, the psycho arsonist, Stedman Graham, Teddy Todd on the trail over there, Tim Ote, Shama Ding-Dong, he's coming in for it, whether he's there or not. And of course, I think I said Anna. So I'm going, I will choose,

Brian Reynolds. Wow, bold choice. Yeah, he got my drink a little bit. I'm going to go with Tim Otec, as I sell the crush on him even the morning he said. I love it. Okay, let's take a look at the lady herself, Anna Win-Tor, entering the met ball, she is wearing Chanel. I don't know if any of you guys

have the chance to see here we go. That's wonderful. I think it's beautiful. You know, I would never

say I think she looks beautiful. I think she looks almost like a pelican. I don't think we're intervening this, just sort of Steve's house. It's a beautiful look. Like from the neck down. It's a beautiful look. It's a beautiful look. It's a beautiful look. It's a beautiful look. It does me feel in vibe. It's what she was giving. A beautiful, it does me feel in. Yeah, she pulls it off and just so that people listening watching know, those sunglasses are prescription and they can't

“see it. And she doesn't like regular glasses. She doesn't think they're chic. And so that's why”

she wears the sunglasses. So they're prescription. I was at the theatre once and Anna was sitting around behind me, thank you. And as the lights went down, the sunglasses went on. She couldn't see the play unless she's wearing those sunglasses. So at dinner tonight at that met ball, she'll have those glasses off. Do you think she's heard of transitions being like a laser laser surgery? Yeah, well, that's it. Oh, you want to relax? Yeah, that's not there. And she arrived at

the door to be. Yeah. Bees or something. And bees in musical theatre. That's why we see so many Broadway people there and that's why Anna goes to the shows. Now, have any of you have the chance to see the Devil Worst Prada, too? I saw it. And you saw it? Did you see it? No. Tim, what did you think? I think it was, thank you for asking. No, it was just I wanted to love it so badly. I was a huge fan

of the first one, which is, you know, a story of a girl that like gets sucked up into this lifestyle

that she's not used to and then she has to find herself, whatever. This story was literally about whether or not Miranda's priestly should like retire or not. Like if she should like and like you're 80 years old. So it's not the end of the world if you retire. Like they were making it like it was make or break everyone's life. And then like the one threat of the movie, which was maybe everyone getting layoffs. That kind of just disappeared. That kind of just went away

because Lucy Lu saved the day. So I don't know, it is nothing really broad. It was really fun to revisit these characters. I love Miranda priestly. I like Adrian. I just wanted to revisit the characters. It reminded me of the sex in the city movies, which were not very good, but we still watch them. And I think yeah, it's comforting to see them. The fashion's extraordinary, moral word. I got so bored. It was distracted by the music and the fashion. What's interesting

about it, they wouldn't let critics see it. Yes, we love to discuss that. And so it was all influences. So at that big premiere, they did at Lincoln Center. It was just influences. That's

“all they wanted. They did not want, that's what was about side. I'm not surprised, because a lot of”

from years are doing that. I went to the premiere for Dexter, that new Dexter show when it came out. And there was all, there was all just... They were just social media flooded with gorgeous pictures and gorgeous video. You don't want somebody standing there asking, you know, not just questions, like I would. And so they just were just gorgeous. And then by the time the reviews come out for five days later, everyone is so overwhelmed if these beautiful photographs and beautiful videos.

It's actually a really smart strategy. If ever we have a red carpet here, the nerve, I think we shouldn't have a lot of audiences. Of course you can. Of course you can. It's killing me on one so bad. I will. I don't take it from there. I don't think that will do. We'll have a little pizza party at the end of the scene. Make off camera. You know, our pens are a Zembeck. There are Zembeck needles. I mean, you know, I actually, I'll talk about it on a later nerve. I

actually surprised myself. I quite liked it. I was really surprised by it. It was begiled by it.

Yes, it was pretty. And Justin Thro is basically playing a Japanese character. Lucy Lou is like Mackenzie

Bezos. And it's like, what does like a Lauren Santas, but like higher class. Yeah. Elevator. Yeah. They snuck a Jeff Bezos in. And it was sort of undercut Anna because it really is quite me. The Jeff Bezos part of the story is really accurate. And so I thought it was fun. They snuck him in. And it was interesting that Anna's camey. I didn't make it. She filmed a camera. Yeah,

“he did. And they didn't make it. You know, that's me. Why? That's what goes. Yeah. I didn't hear”

about Cindy Sweeney, but there are so many weird cameyons in the movie. Like Cara Swisher and that movie. Yeah. To Cara Swisher in a movie about High Fashion. Stop be fouling my skill. I feel like everywhere it go. I see her face. Go away. Tina Brown has a

know what I'm saying? I love Miranda's assistant. Whoever played her assistant. Um, Amari.

“Yes. I thought she was hilarious. She actually said that. I understand that why the critics”

hate her. I understand why they're rotten tomatoes are terrible. But I sort of sat there with a book it, a popcorn for two hours on a rainy day. I was my vibe. I said a mood. I said a good mood for it. I like the burn a bit. I just wish it ended a little. Yeah. If you looking for a great movie, this is not the movie. But it's very enjoyable. But you know, it's also very interesting in terms of who's not there. Meryl Streep, not there. She posed on a cover for Vogue and dedicated cover

for Devil Worse Prada and Anna wanted her there. And Meryl said, no. You're reporting also, wait a minute. Jeff Bezos did not walk the red carpet. That's big. Which is huge. There was a

room for you had. He was having second thoughts about the same thing. They're stunned by this backlash.

It just shows you how tone deaf they are. You, you think that after shooting Gayle King to space in a rocket, they might learn their lives and they might have the presence of an astronaut right here.

“Careful. Hey, Mike, a friend of mine, a really cheeky friend of mine, from page six or Gayle”

at an event. And it was when the recent shuttle had taken off. I was the name of it. And there's two. Yes. And she asked Gayle a question if she had any advice for the astronaut. No. Gayle to her credit did laugh. I got to give it that she did chuckle. But yeah. So I don't know. It's Jeff Bezos is fascinating that he's not, he's not there though, because he's paying for this. He's buying all that lobster and he's paying for all of this. And the report I read in the

report. I heard 15, the post. 15 Melton 10, 15, 10, 15 million. It's unclear if he's even there. I guess he went through the side door. We'll find out later. But Laura, Laura was going. So there was talk about, should they go? And there should be talk about that. After everything that's happened in the backlash, should they be there? And then they just can't help. There's no way she was not going to go. But Jeff's interesting. He's feeling it.

But this is very interesting. Go ahead. It reminds me of Harry and Megan, where he's sacrificing certain things for her needs. This is about her ego. I really don't think it's about his ego. I mean, he does have him here. He's got a high fashion. I really don't. But this is she's worked

her way into this space where she would have never been allowed before. It's a KTLA news anchor.

Never. I'll put this with it though. And we've all had this, maybe not on the level of Laura and Sanchez. But when I've pushed myself into rooms or shows that don't what they they always resist. So tonight will be interesting. There was a press conference this afternoon. And Lauren looked miserable. And I looked miserable. I looked miserable. I've been to the metal twice. And it was not that much fun. The red carpet was delicious. Walking up the stairs

was so much fun. But when she get in there, it's a bunch of mean people who are really uncomfortable. They're not wearing comfortable fashion. They're in high heels. There's nothing to eat. And so Lauren, if Jeff's not there, she's going to just be standing there. Maybe Cristiano will help her out. And are there a load photographs inside? Technically not. So then they definitely don't want to be there. They don't want to be there. They don't want to be there.

I photograph taken outside. Why would I want to go in? I saw a lot of celebrities walking and walk at the back. Like they did red carpet. That's right. I'm not surprised. Really? There's a lot of MTCs. Like it's in the bathroom for their selfie. They do some really chic club in Chelsea. What was a bungalow at? Yes. I used to have to fight to get into it. And then when you got in, there was two people standing there. It was like, there's more people in the studio. It was empty.

That's a little bit like the met Paul. When you get up that staircase, it's a little bit. And the music is massive. Like the template down to Auckland. Yeah, a lot of people. It's a norm. There's a lot of room there. I had lots of empty seats around me. Well, they're saying this year, they struggle to sell. They're still MTC. That they could not sell. No, these take it. Once upon a time, you had to not only, it wasn't enough if whether a

company or an individual had the 150,000 to the 350,000 to buy a ticket or a table. You still had to have Anna's approval to get to purchase a table. Every look across Anna's desk. And I do think, you know, there were reports that Lauren was going to defy that and not allow Anna to yay her name or look. But when I saw how miserable Lauren looks because, you know, she was wearing, it was like a vintage galliano up to here. Like Anna and Anna was like,

um, we're going to get a minimized property. Draw a bit. She looked miserable. Like, so we're strained in like a straight jacket. You might have read it because I just posted it. I'm my card drive drive here. She did. But, but, Chloe, the new editor had to get her.

“I feel approved by Anna. Yeah, love it. Do you love any touch?”

And let's look at Chloe because I think I think that Anna is savaging this woman. Okay.

Okay. May I say, if we, if I had known what she was going to wear, Anna is really

“shipping suspension. Because you know what that looks like? That looks like I think Vera”

wenged it this for Michelle Williams. The year the Heath Ledger once was out of the Oscar for her back. And it was a stunning Oscar gown. It was unusual. And that it was this like unusual yellow. It's like mustardy. Mustardy. And Michelle also, I believe, did a red lip with that. It was a very bold fashion forward look for the red carpet for the Oscars, which back then was very ball-gowny. I think that Anna knew exactly what she was doing with that. Anna, Anna, Anna.

And to cure much and you take a vote and my first interview, my first cover has to be Anna.

Anna, Anna, and Vera, like she's a young, cute person who wants to put her own stamp on the magazine. My first cover has to be my old boss. She looks so matrily. He looks so matrily. Be like a teamo, like Belle from Disney, like going to the beach, like she put on a really good shape Belle costume. And behind us, in case you don't know this reference, this is a joint interview that Anna and Chloe did with the New York Times style section upon Chloe's ascension.

To the role of what Anna had done. And Anna is doing, I mean, she is creating her unique learning ways, marking, laughing at what Chloe said, which was like something serious.

Like this is my vision for the magazine. It's like cast face. It's already up for an

air of award, 2026. Let's take a look at the star, one of the stars of the devil's product, one and two and halfway and is wearing Michael course. I think this look is maybe going to be a bit divisive. It's graphic. It's like the white. The game is generally the body. Why don't we like, I love it. I think it's so bold and so I love the hair, pulled back like that. I think she looks terrific. My only worry with Anna is that not so long ago we were all sick of her.

And she was so overexposed that she became the most hated actress in Hollywood. And I feel she's getting a little closer to that again. It doesn't she have five movies out behind movies and this endless promotion for the devil's product. It's enough. I got it. In the devil's product again. I know you loved it but I thought she was a little bit like she eats her bag last six. Yeah. I'm sorry. I like that presser. I think that's a really

“beautiful dress. I think the print in it is beautiful. I think she carries it really well. What do you think?”

I think it's not, it's nothing. I think I'm going to introduce but she really does pull it off and it is an edgy look that also manages to be classy, which is in very short supply. I'm going to spread carpet when we get to some of the other freak shows who rolled up. Luke Evans in custom Paloma Spain with Christian Lubiton shoes. We're going to take a look at him and I also want to talk a little bit about Ditty who's not there. Where's Ditty? Oh, okay, okay, three people. This is

the beginning of that day. This was the first guy I saw roll. The first guy saw the red carpet

this evening or the white carpet. I love how this backdrop is lush and gorgeous. It's very nature themed and then you've got this guy who looks to me. It's like, I'm a sex worker. I'm a hustler at the lead. What was that Al Pacino movie? That leather movie? Yeah. Flirt. What was it? It was one word. Cruis. It was Cruising or something. It was about like gay male sex workers. That's

“that look. That's what's really going on at the back out. I did a lot. It was a dog show. I saw him”

a couple of days ago. He must be by me. I saw him walking down the west side. Highway. He's a very handsome man. Even on a Sunday afternoon, we don't have a make up or whatever. He's still a very handsome man. But I think he looks like liberal arts is chauffeur. I think he looks like he could drive liberal arts year-round with the hat and the leather pants. And once again, there is on Broadway in the Rocky Horror Picture show. So that's a B invite. Anna's daughter B involved in theatre.

Oh, I thought there'd be lists. Maybe that too. But when you see a theatre person on that carpet, then you put them on the list, which is why Serena had the power to get Megan on the list. She did have that power. If Serena said, it won't ring if I'm as invited, I would have the power to say you've got to invite my mate more in. You'd be there with me. I love you. I mean,

go find you. But you do have the power. You can get your friends in. Lauren Sanchez can get anyone she wants in tonight. Very true. That guy though, it looks like rough trade, all the way to me. I kind of dig it. It's not a digger. It is how ridiculous this event has become, you know.

“What was it on theme though? Because it's bodies as the theme I think, right?”

It's never a theme. It's never a theme. It's never a theme. I went with Jennifer Lopez

one year, just bragging here. And I said to Jennifer like in the car, I said, "Do you know what the theme is?" She said, "I'm wearing a, like, I think we're in our interest." She's like, "The theme is orange dress." So what I think and what a way, you bait the theme fit. They don't give a damn about the theme. They just wear whatever they want to do. Well, when we get to Lena Dunham's like, "I mean, I'll add here in FG at the nerve.

She is wearing her best orange tent." And when we were making these props come together, I said to Marlene, "I want this thing to almost be like the kind of orange, like a emergency crew side of the road. There's been a five-car pile-up orange. That's what I want to see because she is a cultural emergency. And she's currently be fouling the Metcala.

She doesn't work out to say one quick thing about that. I saw her on Saturday at a little Diana in Chelsea. You did. You did. You did say good luck with the book. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So now I love her. You know, it's also very divided.

She's, she didn't make. I was, and I was, I thought I somebody else said good luck with the books. I think Lena watches the nerve. Well, where else do I?

I don't do it, anyway. I'm also worrying. I've never cheated on you.

Well, that's what the shit is. I've seen you in the video. News should lose you. Listen, I love you. I want to let you fly. Okay. I never want to think. You and I have a lead in the next. Speak of your own devil. You did this.

Definitely did this. I just look it up. It's costume art. Is the tech technically the theme color. Oh, which means nothing. Yeah, what does that mean?

“Anything. That's what I'm interested to.”

Yeah, yes. Marlana's in my ear. She goes to you. Want to see Lena? Great, no. It's like this. Let's do it. Costume only. That's not a physical. There she comes. Brace yourselves out there.

Oh, it's going to look so girl. It's cruel, though, because she has no neck in it. Like, you work with the body of your muse, of your actress, of your stop. Oh, this is not flattering, and it could be flattering.

We're not saying everybody has to be a size zero, too. That's not to look right. But you just work with what you've got. And I think that's such a mean look. When I put it in that dress, doesn't care about women.

I've never heard of dresses that cover up.

Like, the whole pocket, I couldn't pull off that dress. And she's got a neck like a giraffe. Like, it's just like, it's just going to make you look like this. You know what that dress that designer is doing? Is Marlana, if you could tell me the designer, I had it earlier.

“It's almost like he's like, you know what I'd really love to do Lena?”

I'd love to get all those like feathers just to cover your face. That's what I'd love to do. It's valentineau's face, not the bruises all over her legs. She also said, so when she was on the red carpet, she gave an interview and it was peak Lena.

I'm sorry Rob, just disavow yourself. This is all me, Lena. Love Rob, love Rob, he's a lovely guy. She said, you know, my favorite thing to do when I was a small child, like eight years old, was go to the Met every Sunday.

Okay, sure, like every eight-year-old. And you know what my favorite room was? It was like, what the Renaissance room, high-art of the Renaissance. Okay, sure. And then she named some painter I've never heard of.

That doesn't mean anything. And she said, I sent this as the reference to the designer at valentineau. And he said to me, you know what I'm going to make you look like, "Wad splatter." I could not make it up.

And she told this story, as if she's very proud of it. And I'm listening to this, and I'm thinking to myself, that designer is fucking with her. Like so much of high-fashion. She's fucking with her.

- A couple of hours. - If you're designed, it's how she's thinking about, you look like blood splatter. That's when you stop that relationship. Like you talk to the next, you talk to the next, you talk to the next. - All part. - Like stop.

- And what you look like an episode of date life. - Yeah. - Which you like to look like an actor who's been thrown ostensibly off a rooftop, on an episode of Law and Order S.V.U. Let's go for that. - After the splash of it. - That's amazing that they kick them through it.

And they do look in a mirror before they leave their hotel. Like they do look and they be. And this isn't something that they just saw that day. This has gone through fittings. They've seen this dress three or four times.

And nobody along the way. Can you imagine if somebody did that to our Maureen? If Maureen was going to go somewhere really fancy. And somebody's eye and I said, "Well, send you, why don't we switch that?"

Maureen. - You'd see something more sheer more so. - That's awesome. - [laughs] - Shim kids. - You're looking incredible too. - Thank you. - You're very sweet. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you.

I like the dots that you're thinking of. - I like the dots that you're thinking of. - You're thinking of your jacket or Maureen's dress. - A little bit of a bowl of. - I actually have a bowl of wine. - That's nice. - That's nice. - It's very seven to just go clean. That we're going for tonight. And, you know, with the thing about that,

Rob, exactly what I was thinking is like, these people are surrounded by teams who just say, "Yes, yes, you look great, you look beautiful."

by a very, um, somebody part that you can get herchis on and said, "Listen, sister,

this is not the look." And we don't want to see those tattoos.

“- So tattoos are... - Oh, it is. - That's what I'm saying.”

- That's what I'm saying. - Yeah, as I've said on the nerve, Ben Affleck wins for best, best worst male celebs tattoo. And Lena wins for female. And here comes. - Oh, it's gorgeous. - Mori, mistress of the pet gal of the least, come in, Maureen, come all the way. And so everyone can see you. Here she is, come come a little closer. There's Maureen. This is a lot of you have been asking about the puppy, the puppy's doing very, very well.

Teddy and Trouble are here. Now they are wearing, this is, can I grab these from you? This is, um, their bee spoke, again, made by Sarah Mullins design out of Brooklyn. You can find Sarah Mullins on Instagram. She made all three of these costumes for the Puppers. This is the Rihanna Pope Look, with the bees, again, these will go in the, uh, nerve wing at the Smithsonian someday. Teddy, can I get that for you? Look at these guys. Look, guys, look

in incredible, the pet gal of shine. Thank you, Mori. Thank you so much. And they are back

in their plates with their bees. We have had, um, I need to show Chloe. Should I just grab it before we get to look? Okay, Chloe's struggling as usual. Here's Chloe. Um, we got to get that hair out of her face, Kim. Yeah, look. Help me out. Okay. And she's in a circle. We're on so many, uh, yeah, it's in her bad shoes, her bad shoes. Yeah. So, here she is. Um, we need to have a content direct and content editorial. Be content, whatever. She can't even stand up.

Okay. You know how long I'm gonna use? Yes. And it's, uh, can I just, uh, who also played, um, a top effort, uh, on the city, uh, another one who's out there tonight, Sarah Jessica Parker.

“What do we make of this? Sunny Smith, is she there? Is mommy there? When you take your balls?”

So, no, I'm afraid it's like an idiot. So, you know, she just lives on central pop means I don't need to help a skip in the job. Would I need to prefer to be in your central part? I'm just working out like Jackie County. Do you know how this looks like? That's right. Yeah, I would, this is, you're right there. Um, a lot of people not there. A lot of, a lot of surprising names not there. Yes. And they're saying it's, it's a, it's a, it's a rebuke against

Jeff Bezos and the billionaire class. But I also think there was a time when Anna went to her wielded so much power. She could be hosting Satan himself. So, they would show up. That's only, uh, gotta tell you, in the last five, ten years, people would have killed to get on vote magazine. It was a select, read with every young girls dream. It doesn't mean much anymore.

“And I think now, with the digital covers, it means even less. And so, if with AI, we could,”

that's right, we could be on the car. If you're willing to. And so, I think now, if you're an advertiser, if you're a brand and you've got half a million dollars to spend, I think you're better off giving that money to an Instagram or a social media person. And you're probably going to get more bang for your book. This is an absolute testament to how Anna's power is reduced. And

it's never going to get back. I mean, she'll never get it over. Uh, we're going to read a little

bit from the live chat, the troublemakers in the live chat, Maureen, Maureen, head of the, the Peck, the Peck out over here. We've got a troublemaker saying that you do not miss an arm day at the gym. And it is very clear, Maureen is like, just incredible. Uh, the puppies are better dressed than Rihanna. Thank you. I agree. Uh, the tiny poops, they're loving the dogs, the jiggle loop. Uh, the Chloe is killing me that you guys love the props. Thank you. We had so much fun putting

them together. Um, we are as JP got the note. We stayed away. We don't know. You know, decoants never being invited. He only goes as her plus one. That is correct. Let's talk about that a little bit. Please talk about Andy being persona non grada in what once was the higher strata of the New York social. See, he ran it with Kelly Ripper and we Sarah Jessica and all those friends of his, there's high-pipop profile friends. When they're not there, he's not invited. I love that.

Uh, I shouldn't, I should not say that. Can see we like it when you say they look in policy. I'm going to point to it be with some of his employees later. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's not really. Probably said worse. You don't want to ask. What do you do in? I'm going to Charleston. Okay. Okay. All right. Just don't do any drugs, because you're not that you would. Okay. Okay. Let's take a look. We've got a two

for we've got Nicole Kidman wearing Chanel and she has dragged her daughter who is not a model.

you know, looking stunning. Yes. I want a stunning. Oh, that's the shot to you get to the top of the stairs. You stand in the center. You ask that man to move out of the way. He'd be like,

“I'd you take that shot. That's the shot. I think her skin looks beautiful. I want to shout out”

Clay to Poe because she, I'm a national makeup artist for Clay to Poe and she is the new

face of the brand and she'll, so it's amazing. I'm dying to do her face if anyone is listening

from just to shade out or Clay to Poe. Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom is the owner and then Clay to Poe is the one where it's a shade. She has a very clear point. She's a bit of a little bit of a little bit of a, yeah. It was like she was a big sister, which big sister. Nice. I think she was beautiful. There are no her daughters with a Sunday rose who's only 17 in the rule of the mentorship to be 18. I actually made a special special. And I actually look cute as hell. I love this. This is an outfit that I would wear. I would make what I want to stick my

belly out like that. Yeah, too. Does not have a belly at all. There's a bunch of a Balenciaga that's Sarah Pigeon who play Carlin besets more fairly recently. But what I know about that look is that it's a lot. There's a lot going on. The earrings are big. It's meant to distract from the face,

which is plain. I am sorry. The fashion industry is trying to shut, she did her first cover was

Elle. That's really great. She's not a model. It's not a model. And I think in the longer and it's cruel when parents do this. Oh, wow, it can get us in. But then you've got to deliver just this weekend. I went to see death of a salesman and Kelly Ripper's son is in it. And I thought he would be

“terrible. What keen is this? Isn't it great? It's a little right. But that's what you have to be.”

Your parents can get you in. But then you have to deliver. So Nicole clearly got her in. But I don't know if this is going to deliver. Go into the Met is a big thing, although, you know, I think rules of rules. If the rule is you've got to be 18, just because your mommy is the host of the Gala tonight. She's 17. She shouldn't be there. It just goes to show you rules for the not for me. Why have rules? Why have negative? If that's the case, then Meghan Markle's friends

could have got her in. If there's no 100% Meghan, if you're watching, they just fucking hate you. Like the nerve was ahead of the curve. Now that everybody in Hollywood and media and fashion, they're like, we fucking hate this bitch. Okay. I need to deliver a word from our sponsor, tubes and co. I get pitched a lot of skincare products. And honestly, I do turn most of them down. Before agreeing to talk about tubes and co, I looked closely at their ingredients,

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listeners 25% off your first order with code nerve. That's tubes and co.com/nerve. Code nerve for 25% off your first order. The dogs are going for their next costume change. They're doing more than any celebrity on that red carpet. I am selling you. Can I do some complaining about Amazon for a second? Please do! I just send my email to a notification that my audible membership has increased from $16 to $20. They just did the same to Amazon music, increasing the price by,

“like, I don't know, I think it was $5. I hate all of these subscription services. Jeff Bezos has”

enough money. I am canceling all of them every time they increase. I'm like, okay, I'll buy a physical book. I don't need the audible. Well, they gotta pay for this. I don't think it's gonna pay for this. We're going to get out of here for the last couple of months. I'm trying to grab some brim, imagine being married to someone so wealthy. You can say, honey, will you sponsor a ball so that I can go? That's like Cinderella. That's something that I send a really

representative throwing a ball. Yes, yes. Will you throw will you pay for a ball so I can attend?

Mackenzie Scott Bezos gives her money. Oh, she's a. Oh, she's not fast. I don't think she'd be

caught dead there. This is not a scene. But these are not her people fashion. It's like they just suddenly discovered this. I think Mark Zuckerberg is really meant to be going tonight. He is. And we would love to show you Mark Zuckerberg looking at Lauren. Sanchez Bezos is rack at the inauguration. We have that

“racked up and ready to show. Do you remember that? He was like a well girl. Even as a gay man though,”

I've stared at those people. I mean, they are something. And she leaves there. There they go. He's such a loser. The things I've heard about this guy. He's not a good guy. I don't think I don't think personally. If he doesn't care about fashion, which he clearly doesn't, this is just that he wants to be there tonight with these other rich people like this billionaire ball. Yes, but to what end? What end is my question? Again, because of Anna's lost all of her power.

If this thing is just what it really always has been in exercise and vanity, I think you too,

Rob had an exclusive today that they held crisis meetings at Vogue over the backlash that this gala has been done by it. They didn't know it was happening. And it was interesting since it started just weeks ago. Days ago, Anna has changed her message points. So I know reporters who have bumped into Anna Racine on red carpets. And when you ask her about the met, she normally talks about creativity and fashion and art. The message has changed that. And now the first thing

out of Anna's mouth is how much money this ball brings into the city. So I noticed that. I noticed

“that today. And I started you. And I thought, you know what, that's bullshit. Well, that's what”

it is. It's me. You come to New York for the Statue of Liberty. You come to New York.

I think it might say. You see, you don't need, you don't need, you're going to be fired out of without your little ball. It existed a long time without this ball. But that's what you know. It's the old carpets. It's a better one. It's like the ancient studio one a than the fucking back alley. I just have to interrupt because a troublemaker in the live chat has alerted Marlena. Blake Wively is reportedly there. Can we confirm? I feel like.

And unless that's somebody, just let's jack Losburs and we chat. I'm trying to fuck with me. You know, things have? It can't be. I was told to that Ryan was the one that made her settled. She's there. She's going away. Oh, I was like, okay, can we get her out of that? That's why? I thought that when I heard that they settled today, I was thinking she settled today so that she could go to the Matt Gallon. And she, she wouldn't be the villain anymore. She could

have her moment. In five seconds? I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, did you even notice that my outfit is dedicated to the nerve? These are nerve dots. See? Oh, thank you. I didn't know what it was. Don't you see? I have to figure it logo. It's the black and white, but it's the nerve logo. It's just some snake. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's the same like as there. Oh, there she is. Go over there. She is there. She is there. She's there literally the least like woman. And

“I think she, I think you're right. I think she decided I'm going to settle today and then I'm”

going to go to school. I'm going to be the hero. I'm going to be the hero at the Matt ball. Every time. I love my, my unicorn. What about her? Learns a thing either. You, you're trying to salvage what is left of Vogue and the, the one storied Met Gallon and you, like, Megan, okay, now at this point, I will argue for Megan Marshall. Megan, Markle, can't be there, but that piece of shit can be there. She did destroy a guy's career. He's back to a psycho-arsitist. Where is

he? And where is he? Do we need to break out the fire? Go on, Rob. No, it's shocking to me that she thought Ryan Reynolds thought this would be a good idea for you to get her a billionaire's ball tonight after settling the lawsuit. It just makes, and it makes everything that she's saying look trivial and she knew it. She had some really serious allegations against him. They were throw him in eyes, but she's, the check for us now, they belong. And now she's at the Met ball. This is

her comeback. Seriously, I don't think she took any of it serious at the whole time. She just wanted to win. Her husband had a big movie coming out. She wanted to have her big moment and it just didn't work out for her. And I, I don't think you can come back for her. I'm very surprised you see her because no one's cheering for her. No, no, it's bad luck for Anna. She called my office and said,

just rock up. Once again, this is not a colloquium. This is another person that's buying their way into,

but again, it can say yes or no, no matter. She could say, I want to sign a wants her. I wouldn't want to wear her. I don't know where you guys are wearing it out, because it's possibly find out. Put that dress on her, because they've been planning it for weeks, then, months, weeks, months. So this is, I'm actually shocked. This is, this, I think this is the biggest area that I've ever seen. It's just, that's a great headline, the shameless arrival. And not only that,

but it's what she's wearing as well. She's wearing pastels in an innocent soft. Well, no, that's, that's her personality. Remember wearing for such a number when she told everyone to stay pastels and go see the movie? She's going, the movie about domestic violence,

where you're best, best pastels and that's it. She built that delusional. She put on a

“best pastels and went to a ball. And it's very reonocoded to me. Remember that your reon went”

with a huge ape and it was really stunning. She's taking up, like, you know, the millennial phrase take up space. She's literally taking up so much space, so much real estate with that. It's a kind of territorial pissing. It's like, I'm here. I'm back. Whether you like it or not, I'm back. And I'm the story of the night, and you can go over there and talk about your little movie, and you can talk about your little devours prior to, I'm the star of night five. Is this celebrity

tonight? I'd be so pissed. This is Meghan Markle. Right. New years ago, though, she was dressed as the statue of Liberty kind of. I loved it. No, I thought it was, but that's when Blake Lively was loved by everyone. So you could do it. New. I think it was a little, was that maybe, like, 2020, 2020, who I wanted. I don't know why. I think so. I've tried to get there pretty much every year for the last five

ten years, and this still can't get this. One celebrity that Anna has reached out to every single year to try and get there. Good to think it is. And a relative of hers was on the red carpet. Her mother-in-law walked to this red carpet and it changed her mother-in-law's life. It was a big moment. Kate Middleton. Oh. Hey, have asked Kate to come to the Metball for the last ten years. Remember when Diana went to things in 1996, and she wore that

choreo, choker, the purl, choker, Kate's father. If you were wearing Gallion, you'd have me on the flip dress. And it's scandalous. It's beautiful. She walks up. That's a pyramid. I know where to look. Kate got changed the story. Kate Middleton went tonight. We won't be talking about Jeff Bezos. The Kate Middleton is extremely shrewd. I read your item about that, and I love the reporting because it was that Kate Middleton sees this for what it is. Her father and friends

as well as you would have me say, and then she will not allow herself to be used. Yeah, or Diana's memory. You imagine a cavern that's juxtaposed with a blank lively,

“who's trash, trash. I think Ryan said, honey, you go by yourself tonight. I don't want to be there.”

Absolutely. Do you think she's seeing her stomach? No, I don't think she's there. I had reporting today just after the case was settled that he has been pushing her for months, saying you've lost your career. You've lost your best friends. You might lose your marriage. Like this guy. My big global career isn't going to keep going up if you keep this up. Yeah, you think he doesn't want to be the star anymore of Deadpool. He wants to pull to just be

a side character because I think he knows that he can't really be the star anymore. He's she. Someone told him that maybe. The damage that she has done. And she's there. By herself. I'd be taking away some of this. So let them eat cake. Do you know what it's about? To all of us out here, like decent people. You know, okay, let's look at Gayle King my fellow astronaut. The astronaut's there. Yeah, let's see. Let's see what she's wearing. I think you guys

had it up there. Marlene, would you mind reminding me? Gayle is in Christian Seriato. I love

“person. Oh, huge. She looks great. She does. Wow. It's great. Was it a trophy?”

She's she has her wig is great. I think that's a new wig allegedly reportedly.

No, it's a wig. No, it's not. I remember when they first built it in the York to have COVID discovered

was the CBS building. And they evacuated. A Gayle said to resist to save the wigs. Yeah. We may send that again. Yeah, you'll say to resist. Okay. The demon hadn't shut down. I didn't get the memo. I was walking around downtown. I was like, wow. It's like I was going to look at like docks. It's not Harvey Weinstein case. I got a call like don't bother. You know, anyway, she said to her assistant to get the wigs. Set the wigs. We didn't know what COVID. Right in the building,

like a birded building. We're going into lockdown. But she needs to be gone away. Right on that copy. No Oprah. Yes, what does that tell us that Oprah's not there? Nobody's bringing that plus one. I mean, that in a generic way before we get a suit, but there's no this one. There's no. It's not. At least on the carpet. There's no Ryan Reynolds. At least on the carpet.

Well, did it. What's in your vote? No. Sorry. No Harry Styles. No Harry Styles.

And Harry does love a good dress. It loves a good dress. Good dress. Oh, my god. This guy in a dress. Oh, my god. Patrick's Schwarzenegger. Can we show him? I know I'm going out of order a little bit. But Patrick Schwarzenegger showed up and what he is wearing is insane. It's like, it's a Tuxedo top. Look at this. Oh, my god. Look at this. You look like a Batman villain. Yeah. So he needs a top hat and he'll be on the razor line. Oh, my god. Who wants my dress, right? Not me. I can tell you

that. I'm in your mind. That's I think. No, that can no. Did that's a jewel or David. Yeah. I think he hates my shoes. I mean, he thought after White Lotus, he was a big star. He thought that was going to change his life. And nothing's really happened. No, nothing really has happened. Nothing's written. And so we get a desperate move like this.

“Yeah, that's what you're throwing up like that. That's what you're showing up. Go ahead to me.”

I'm saying, just trying to change his image, I think. Because I think he's like, trying to not be like his father, not be too macho. I'm guessing with this outfit. He's trying to look a little bit more fashion, a little more edgy. But interesting. Yeah. It's interesting. You know what? Because that goes to the reporting that you had. That Patrick is extremely jealous of Joseph Baina, who is the child that Arnold had. The old trade. Yes. The old trade. Oh, he's a bodybuilder now. He's just one of major competitions.

And Patrick is jealous. Not that Arnold is spending more time with Joseph. But that Joseph's career is on fire. And Patrick is not. And I think that that look actually is a statement. Yes. It's a statement. And it's a fucking, you know, he said, couldn't pull that off. It's like, I'm just going to go that way. He wants to show that he has a fashion side too.

“He can be a little, because I feel like that's what's in. You know, I feel like that kind of”

less machizo machismo man is. It's very, yes. So to what? So what's the hockey movie? It's very, you know, you're taking a drive all the way down like I see it. I see it. I see it. Okay. Now, before we get to our one of a couple of our favorite McAllematerials of yours pass, the dogs are back with their third look with marine. This is inspired by Andre Teds come to me. Andre 3000, the indelible Andre 3000 hearing showed up to the met with a piano strap.

It was back a red beret. That was a sense to you. Can you believe that?

Can you believe these guys are you incredible? Oh, there's so incredible. And you can pull off anything.

And so controlful there he is is little beret. She's so good. It's a green. It's a gorgeous. Oh, they're in their pen and hang out. Have a drink with us now. Before we get to the other things, I just want to know Timothy may not be there. It's evil. We've seen him rolling around like a filthy hipster on city bikes and what have you. But in our our ode to what the Oscars did to Timmy with the the butt paddle. So we've got our own prosthetic butt with this. And we have our

Timmy, our Timmy uh Marty Supreme Paddles. And we're gonna give him a little bump drawn over at the nerve. Timmy, we were giving it to you whether you showed up or not. Well deserved. You asshole. Okay. Now we are going to these are these are some of fashion's greatest hits. John Galliano who we believe Lauren Sanchez were earlier this morning at the press car. I love the day of the Metcala. They have a press conference to say the Metcala is happening in six hours.

We know. We know. Do you think we pulled this together in five minutes? Like, Blake, why don't you have people leave? No. This is John Galliano, the rant that got him cancelled until animated her mission to bring him back. This is what is colloquial you know. As the I love Hitler rant. Here we go. Are you blonde? Are you blonde? No, but I love him blonde. See, people like you would be dead. Yeah. Your mother should fall for his wick f***** god.

Oh my god. Do you have a problem with you? You don't like pieces, you don't want pieces in the world.

“Don't with people like ugly men. Where are you from? Where are you from?”

Tim, it looks like you've never seen that before. Can see. Have you ever seen that before?

No, I haven't seen it before. Really? Why's not a father? Look, stop. You both look truly god. I can't believe that. Well, first I didn't recognize them, but

Tells you everything you need to know about how rotten that business is. They're cloth and you're not in hold shop, or right? He said, oh, I was drunk. You know, in the same way that Mel Gibson was like, oh, my anti-Semitic rant and calling a cop sugar tits and telling my girlfriend I was going to beat the shit out of her if she didn't blow me for, you know, like I was drunk. You know, the truth comes out when you're drunk. They'll be said it. And then Anna for Anna to decide.

She was erected to his career. That's when she still had power. I don't think Anna has that power anymore. Well, it's going to pass the later. Oh, sorry. The pack, Alex, can we please leave it? The later is over at the package. You know, Anna did try to bring back to and he didn't work. Marquesa, Harvey Weinstein's wife, Georgina, and Georgina. Just before we get to Georgina, this is a dipteek speaking of the essence of John Galliano. I couldn't make it up. This

“is, if you want to know what John Galliano smells like, we're going to put it next to our”

fuck around and find out matches and our purve baby oil in memory of Sean Diddy Combs who once owned this thing. If we could show the art that Paul from New Zealand made especially for tonight's live stream of Ditty. It's a riff on there was that year he showed up. Do you guys remember this? He showed up with his date. She wasn't famous. And then he took it was a blue carpet and he explained it out on the carpet and he was like, this is mine. Look at him. Yeah, there we go.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Baby oil drugs of the Bible. He brought into court every day. Sean, if you are watching from federal prison, um, long me rot, long me rot, cheers.

And Anna has never said a word about that relationship. Do you not? I think you're so

right. She never said a word again. Sean, don't ever said anything. Oh, Fred Gell. I've never said a word. I've never seen anything. No. Never complain never

“explain when it's convenient to you. Do you guys know that my nickname is duty? How so?”

Yeah, my because my little brother couldn't say Kinsey. So he called me Ditty. And so now I'm like don't in public. Oh, does he get it? Absolutely. Get a little boy. Just a little boy. I don't know. Wow. We're getting a lot of Paul from New Zealand. Shears in the live comments. Um, oh, this is a great comment. Anna was pushing hard for Andre Leon Talley to lose weight. And she fired Andre to go to sat. Yeah. Patricia, ultra went with him. She had a intervention.

Made him go to a fat camp and Patricia went with him. Why do Paco with it, Missy Pat? Because he he was so devastated emotionally heartbroken over it. And she wanted him to have support there. So she went and went and stated a, um, um, facility with him while he tried to lose weight. Because they had a huge intervention and humiliated him over his weight gain.

“You know, she let she then fired him. And he made so much of what Vogue was he in Grace”

Coddington. And then she basically left him to rot and upstate New York home. He died alone.

He didn't wait because she was just done with him. He served her purpose. He was always like a

big guy and she, she embraced it. And then when she decided she didn't want that anymore, he had to get to lose weight. And he couldn't do it. He told me, he rest in peace that as a bow and he couldn't pay his rent. Like he, he, he, it's been all that money. He didn't save any money. And so he, he was struggling. He was worried about his going to live. And as a bone, she threw him the Vogue podcast and she paid him $500 an episode. Oh my god, she is evil. She is evil. She is evil.

And I do think it's such a good metaphor because it's Vogue. It's the Emperor's new clothes. She's naked. There's nothing there. Like finally, when you realize the Emperor's naked, for a decade, she calmed me. I thought this was the most glamorous night in New York. Well, I was society and it's all lies. It's a real horrible cesspool. I was surprised that the movie devours product to actually showcase that like runway was dying, which is aka Vogue is dying.

And like, and then we were very honest about it, how like everything now is, you know, you used to get four weeks in a different country to do a photo shoot. And I know when Kevin Aquan was doing makeup back in like 2000, like he would get like 10k per a job or 20k per a job. That's unheard of now. In the September issue, that documentary that she made 10 years ago, she killed a photo shoot that costs $300,000 on page 52 because she didn't like it.

Which they referenced in Devil Wars product? Oh, they do. It's one. They write that elevator

scene where it's like the first product. I get, you know, I get your point. I do get it. It's not as

good as the first. Well, I did like about it. It was almost subversive. They had digs. Like they went after Jeff Bezos. Yeah. They went after the magazine business. This was not a love letter to Vogue.

Not a love letter to Vogue. She wouldn't have turned up at the Oscars with Anne Hathaway and presented an award. This isn't really not a good movie for Anna. But you know what? It goes to show how desperate Anna is that she would beg Maryl Streep to show up that Anne Hathaway is on that red carpet as discussed. There were many other actresses above Anne Hathaway who were approached to play Andy and they refused to take the role because they were terrified of Anna.

They would get black ball ball from a bow cover. They would never go to another fashion show.

Yeah. They would never go to the Met Gala. They would never be dressed like the designers fled the other direction. They couldn't get close for the movie. No, the turning point too was on Anna's campaign against Melania Trump. And that hasn't worked where a first lady ten years ago needed Vogue. They really needed it and now they don't. Now they don't. They absolutely do not. Melania does have Jeff Bezos because that's where

the Melania movie draws. Do you think they talked about that though? If my friend was paying for a ball of a magazine, would you call him a few of Melania and say what are you do? I don't know. I think at that level they all understand the business in essence, not Melania has seen. She doesn't want to be in a room with those people. They don't want to be in a room with her. No harm, no foul. Like it's a wash. Let's play the winner's powtrow.

No. She's not there either, but several years ago, she gave an interview. She, um, an Australian radio show. The Kyle and Jackie O show.

And it was after it was the punk theme. And um, she, she spilled real tea. She said she was never

going to go again. It was so awful. And again, this is like maybe seven, 10 years ago. So it's been like this forever. She's sober. When is this? Yeah, because it's a morning show. I think she was drinking a martini on the show. What? I do think she was. She likes a martini. I think she was. I don't know

“what that's what I heard. Anyway, if we have that, I would love to roll that little piece of audio.”

You want me to be honest? Yeah. It seems like the best thing in the world. Like you always say, oh my god, this is going to be so glamorous and amazing. And you're going to see all these people. And then you, you get there. And it's so hot. It's so crowded. Oh, yeah. Everyone's pushing you. Kanye West was playing and he was furious and he threw his microphone down. It was all drama. It's like she's on a carpet. Oh, and this is the kind of I love. Like this is where I can get here.

I've been. I've been. It sucked. It was not a good night. I was so excited. I didn't sleep the night before. I thought I was standing a roller. And you get there. And the carpet is exciting. Walking up those stairs. Then you get in. It's sucks. People are pushing and shoving. And there's this really weird arrival line. When you get to the top of the staircase, there's the five and a window. You have to shake the hand and you get 20 seconds

with like in the first ever West Praterway. They can't remember. It's like that. It really happens. Oh, that's incredible. Okay. Wonderful tonight. So every year Kanye West the year, I was there. I think it was Hugh Jackman that performed the rumor is Madonna and Sabrina Coppinto. Madonna will not go away.

“So I would not be surprised. That would not surprise. You need to take that old Koo Chi and”

okay. There are a few more looks. We want to get to. We hear you guys in the live chat. You want to see more actual looks. This is one of my favorites. Tom Ford showed up tonight with Julian Moore. It's interesting. I've been thinking about him a lot because he's been very, very quiet. I know he's working on a new film. He's reinvented himself as a director and a quite good one. And he doesn't really do much in the in the world of fashion publicly anymore than I'm aware of.

But he showed up tonight escorting Julian Moore who is also wearing Tom Ford. They both look incredible. But Julian Moore to me, she is just ageless. She's stunning. We're going to throw that look up, which is coming in a minute. He just Jackie O's childhood home in the Hamilton's. He bought that like a year ago. Yeah, she was somewhere that I think was her grandparents home. And I think he bought it for

something like $60 million. Some sort of record breaking. Yeah, yeah. But you know, I do kind of wonder what's in it for him at an event like this. He doesn't need it.

“It's not needed. But maybe that's what's in it for him. He doesn't. He's not desperate. He can”

turn up with Julian Moore. I'm sure they don't look like ridiculous. I'm sure they don't look like people. They can turn up. Do you know what he's doing for him? He can remind us what this night should be. He turns up with a beautiful actress and a beautiful dress who's not trying too hard. Yeah, you know, that's a great. Maybe that's what he's in it for him. That's a great point. That's the passion there to me. Yes. Hi, they left her eyebrows at home.

Definitely. I always am interested to see what Kim will look like. He's there. She's not there.

Yeah, but she's in New York and she's not in New York this weekend to not go.

Why? I'm her. I'm holding her neck and her head and that drape around her. He looks great. What do you call that? It's like a feather. It looks like it's a feather wrap. And even look at the way. It's almost like um, it's architectural the way the dress pulls at her feet. It looks like little lily ponds. Like there's there's no, she's not wearing any adormate around her neck. Just as it looks like diamond earrings. She doesn't look like she's trying to

look like she's 25. She also doesn't look like she's on ozampic. Right. Right. Just she looks like

a woman who takes care of herself and he looks incredible. He looks incredible.

Nightwear everybody's turning up solo. He shows you how to escort a lady in. Like you can walk in and be a great host be a gentleman. Let her shine the way that she was positioned on his arm was

“beauty. Yeah. It's just sweet. Nobody else wants to do that. Where's Ryan Reynolds? Why is he not doing that?”

I think it's concentrating. He's doing the balance sheet. Is it cheaper to keep her or should you get it before us to try to say that? Do you think not? Do you think that now she's settled it? Now she's at the met bowl. She thinks she'll get invited to Taylor Swift's wedding. Is that kind of a bad idea? I do think she thinks that. I think she's that delusional. I think so many of these people are just that delusional. The way that Megan is as delusional to think that she would get

an invite to this. You know Anna is a great monarchist. You know Dana Manash. She's Dana Manash.

She's Dana Manash. I think she's going to allow. No. No. Okay. I also want to take a look at Lindsey Vaughan who showed up tonight looking at like, you know, nothing. Nothing is wrong. She almost lost her leg at the Olympic. A couple of months ago. You know, and here she is. Wow. Now I think there's something very wrong with this woman. I think that I've had, I've had like knee surgeries that are just like a fraction of what this woman is going through. I couldn't imagine

being out for that. Showing up like this, I think she is addicted to fame to the spotlight, give her an invitation and she will show up. Again, what's in it for her? What is she? What is for? Do this. Why would you want to turn up like this? She wearing heels. Maybe she's a huge

fiance fan. No. Last night she went to Anna's house. Anna has a pre-party at her home down in the village.

Yes. She was on a little bit of Instagram. She was she had a crushes with the last night.

“Especially, you know, you have to walk. So Anna lives in a townhouse in Greenwich Village. I used to”

live in a much more lost apartment of the street on Sullivan Street. It's well known. Oh, please, street. It's a nice street, but you know, you have to step down to get into her townhouse. Oh, what if you broke your leg? It's not good if you're on crutches. I wouldn't even attend it in heels. And then before you get photographed, aren't you in a line? Like, are you standing for a while before you go? Like, the plates at La Guadilla. Like, way to step up. It's not what

it's like. I can imagine with new surgeries. She's over there hobbling and then, like, I have to look good for this one photo. Patrick Schwarzenegger has a cane, but I think she needs a cane. Patrick, let's get a gentleman Patrick. Give him a cane. He doesn't want it. She doesn't want it. She doesn't want to be seen in it. Okay. I want to look at Naomi Watts, another one who I think just looks in credible. She is wearing Dior. She's another one of these actresses who she uses

to stretch her face into unrecognizability. It's not like she's on Ozzambic. She's teaching us about menopause. She's like a huge, yeah, that is her the I agree. You know, but I just want to save

“for the night and what she's wearing. This is stunning. I think it's good. I love it. I love everything”

about it. And I love from the side. You get a pop a color and from the front. It's probably just black. Yeah. And then you she turns around and you see that. I think it's beautiful. I like the flyer in a hair. I like the classic Hollywood look. I love the choker too. I do do diamond choker. The hair looks perfect by herself. Again by herself where's Billy Krueger has been. He's dark the morning show on Apple TV. Where should be returning soon. Sorry, kids.

I was just going to say we will forgive her portrayal of Princess Diana at unfortunate film. Oh, that was a long time ago. That was a long time ago. Let's go. Oh, we have to show. Did we show Katie Perry who is wearing. She would just in Trotto. No, she too is stag tonight. He can't go near this. And did no one get on. She's wearing Stella McCartney. Okay. Okay. Now, we know she too is an astronaut. She went up in Blue Origin last year just weeks before my own

blonde origin space flight. But this to me looks like a reference to two things, three things. The astronaut's helmet number one. Um, there was Kim Kay recently wore something to an event where her face was completely covered. And she also looks like she could be a member of Daphne.

But this is just this is an asshole trick to just take headlines, right? Like that's all this is.

That's all it is. It's, you know, she would argue. I don't bite for a second boy. She would argue

is she wants the focus to be on the dress. The gown. No, not her stunning. It says signs like the sun. And we all can't look at her. People would argue. If everything she's going through with people accusing her of harassing them of, oh, she's hiding a face with showing it to you. Boy, they show up. It is so borsly and so misguided that to turn up in a pretty dress, they think we're just going to forget what's been said or what's been proven. It's crazy. It's so funny too

“because this sexual assaults she's accused of involves like her own face and mouth. And I think”

it's an erasure there. And I think that you're absolutely right. It's a reference to something. And she's all in white. Innocent. Like an angel. I'm an angel. We did have another costume for the dogs.

But I think that they're fine where they are. The teddy is asleep on Oprah. That dog never rests.

He's watching her like the guard. Like, don't go anywhere, sister. You're not moving a body tonight. Okay, you may not be with Gail, but you're not getting away with a trick. I also want to show one of my favorite archival. I think this is one of the best things the Megala ever gave us. Ever, ever, ever. Do you recall? I don't know where if you remember where you were when you first heard and saw of a little video that someone at the standard hotel or a boom boom room sold.

I think to TMZ. Jay Z. Getting the shit beat out of him by a sister and lost the launch in an elevator while Beyonce stood in the corner and washed it happen. This was after an after-party bagged out. Look at him. He is punching him. Something flew off his head. He's just standing there. Oh, he went to cover his groin. Oh, she did it again. He did it again. Oh, I'm there. He's so long on this. Look at this. And there's Beyonce just by doing a business.

Oh, he's looking, she's in the middle. She's just observing like a ruffer. Like, oh, what's going on? I wish we could hear what she was saying. It's probably hilarious. She goes again. He grabbed her butt. Oh, but then when they do something, but they do, oh, we'll cut like a happy fably get the call. He, oh my god, the bodyguard is really honest with you. He's the girl that I've got. He's the poppin dog. The boom boom room is the top.

She got a good kick in. What do you think that's like a little bit about? Thank you with the good hair. I'm just surprised that she just found out. Like, did they walk by the woman that he was treating with? And she had one of the women allegedly

“reported to him at the event at least. I still, I'm a dishonor. That's why she's.”

So it was something that they already knew about. But I was like, let's, let's, we talk about her break up here. Yeah, they must have known about it for that to happen in that elevator. Yeah. It's a salon's new. The room is on chasing. Well, loud for a very long time. Well, what have you heard? Because I have heard very reliably, allegedly reportedly that that that guy has baby mom is all over the tricyte. I've heard that Jayce has a lot of secrets.

Oh, I think I know where you're going. I think I know exactly where you're going. That's stuff. I think is what they're referring to. Of secret. Well, once again, they all make these, these deals with the devil. They do. They all, they're not. All can't do me, isn't it? Like, maybe they join in the night. They made the deal with the devil. Amazing. Really, they're a really despicable bunch. Like, on the nerve, we really pull that.

That curtain back. Yeah, fact, don't we? Let's see who they are. Oh, I know. He's always wanted to

be known as a crystal. He's wanted to be out there. He loves the Bimbabwe vacation scene. I, I would give it to him over Lauren tonight. I really would. Ryan always comes to play. Let's take a look at Sam Smith, who is also on the co-host committee. And a name like, "I don't, I don't hear him much anymore." Okay. Let's look at this. Look at the head, the head, this to me feels like Timo Alexander McQueen. When McQueen was at his height.

“I also think it's, it's a bit sad and a bit desperate. What do you guys think?”

Okay, you send a beard. I don't know why it's remind me of Munchkinland. Like, one of the, like, you'll be his story. Like, one of those guys from Munchkinland. Like, and he's wearing like the witches outfit. You, you, you shot that Nicole did not get. I mean, that backdrop is stunning. It's stunning. You guys are personally offending me referencing him as he, he's a they, them. Is he still a they, them? It's still a they, them. That's still a thing.

No, no. He tells them that picture. That carpet is hand-painted. So it looks like couple stones.

tent the ceiling and hang flowers from it. Even the ceiling. You know, it's stunning. And so, like, yes,

Anna can talk about all the money that they bring into the city. She never wants to talk about

how much money this ball calls. I'll tell you something. Years ago, I was at a press preview of Alexander McQueen Savage Beauty mounted by the costume Institute and it was early in one morning in the days before the mechala. And very quietly I saw a walking around none other than Anna Winter. She puts her personal stamp on everything. There's not a detail. So the people you're seeing, the people you're not seeing. It is true. Not a detail gets by Anna. I want to also look at the

couple that may probably the most headlines in recent months fictional Paul Anthony Kelly, who played JFK Jr. In Ryan Murphy's love story is there this evening. He's wearing Dior. And then I would like to look at Sarah Pigeon, who played Carolyn set. Now this guy, he looks incredible. He is a stone, cold, a fox in this thing. Okay. He is in Dior. It's a little bit fashion forward. Like if you look at the length of the back. Yeah. It's not some Smith. Like this is not a

tradition. It's not a costume. It's a fashion pool. It's guys going to get a major deal with the major house. Yeah. Yeah. And he's going to get a break when steel. Yeah. He's like looking, he's going to rug it in the face too. Yeah. Lens, Lens, Lens, and keeps posting all pictures up from his modeling days of him and all the so far beyond lands and now. I'm so they can't afford it.

I'm going to buy a one-way ticket to Pound Town, but he loves his wife. He's always posting about

me how much he loves his wife. He has to see, see, for your single room. How many episodes of the

“nerf do you have to do live before, you know, the felting. I'm going to go into the other”

thing before we get to Sarah Pigeon that I want to say about this guy is I was reading, you know, it was weeks before they were due to start shooting love story and they hadn't cast their JFK junior yet and the casting director said, we're not making guys like this anymore. Meaning, tall and broad and masculine. And not like, you know what I mean? A friend of mine went in like four times for this and he got, yeah, he was a model who had

limited acting appearance, but rhymes like I can get a performance eyes and they would be right. They couldn't find guys like this. They couldn't find guys that could pull this off. And I think they wanted them to be gorgeous and have the spirit of him, but they didn't want it to be like a carbon copy. Yes, I think it was great. Great happening. I thought he did a great job. Whole series was on his shoulders. You couldn't have a bad day.

“It's so true. I think really hard about playing a guy like that. There was no there there.”

There's nothing inside. There's nothing to watch on to. It's a really hard performance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I loved it. Okay, hold it off. Hold it off. Sarah pigeon in Lowe, Lowe, Lowe. Lowe. I don't hate this for her. I hate this for her. Oh, Sarah, you got to get a really trusted stylist on your payroll. This is not it. Look at this bad guy. It looks like it's supposed to tie or something behind her. It fell forward. Dang, Tim, I must have that. I don't want

it. I wonder what the back looks like because it looks like it's supposed to tie, but I mean, I might be the illusion that it's just holding there and then there's a fake back on it. I'm sure there's a fake back on it, but as a woman, I have to say, I would worry that the weight of the fabric on the side. Yes, we'll pull that back. We'll do one last time. We'll come past you and a one pull and that's all. But yeah, I will say I love her with the blonde hair.

I didn't love her as much when she had her brown hair when a dark one actually had black hair and then they did a wonderful job with her hair. I mean, she's beautiful. I mean, she's a beautiful person and then they put on things like that. She's like, short truths. I'm trying to bring break 2002. I'm trying to be on short truths. It's awful. Okay. We have a little bit of time. So let's

look at, um, I'm going to ask for Amy Griffin. Amy Griffin, who wrote, um, is married to a billionaire who does not seem to be with her tonight either, um, and who wrote a

“book called The Tell, in which I believe she falsely claimed that she was raped as a child brutally”

and stole another woman's story. She is now being sued by that other woman. We have covered her explicitly on the nerve, among her best friends or none other than that dark force herself, Oprah fucking win free. And here comes this woman. You want to talk shame. I think Rob shame is dead.

She she showed up early. She's one of the first arrivals to make sure she got photographed on

that record. Do you get a time slot though? All the guests get a time slot that they have to turn

on the committees. You get the big ones at the top of the show. And so that's why Nicole Kidman's there on time. Although we have not seen Beyonce yet. And she is on the committee. She should be standing at the top of the staircase, shaking hands when you sign up to be a co-host of the met. It comes with certain rules. And I went one year with Jennifer Lopez. And Jennifer was a co-host and she had to get there early and she had to shake her. How early did she have to get there?

Like three hours before. Three hours before. It falls back. It falls back. It was like falling back.

In that trip before. Yeah. That's not easy. That's not like you know. That's always such a thing.

“Yeah. That's why such a miserable mic for them. But yeah. They stagger it. They do that to”

the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Oh really? You get a stack of time throughout the night. So, but what's interesting to me is again that she was invited at all. Yeah. At all. But she could that be money. Of course it is. She's married to a billionaire and she's purchased all of her friends. But like there's nothing you can do that. Okay. So this is what I want to get to thank you Marlene for reminding me. The moral depravity of this evening. So I read this

the other day and then I went and pulled the 911 call. We were talking at the top of the show of

our live stream about agitators placing bottles filled with urine all throughout the Met. There are

signs all over New York City about boycotting the Met gala. There are empty water bottles outside the Met as a as a form of protest. An Amazon worker in April dropped dead in Oregon. He was at a loading dock. And the reports were from other workers inside that same warehouse that they were told and I quote just turn around and not look. Let's get back to work. We have the 911 call and we're going to play it. Here we go. 911, what is the address for the emergency? I'm not sure the

“actual address. This is the Amazon EDX9. We have a associate here. I believe this is probably dead.”

Now there's one other part of that phone call. The the operator says how do you know that? Can you perform CPR? And keep in mind again. These employees were told to get back to work. Why are you tending to some guys on the ground? He's collateral. We've got boxes to pack. Here we go. This person does have an extensive blood coming from their head. It looks like big bell. They're very blue. Their head is very blue looking. No pulse. Okay. Yes, there's fluid coming

out. It's just close. Okay. What? I felt like it was important as we begin to wrap up the show to close with that because you know we are making fun of the vulgarity of a war in Sanchez and the billionaires on display. It's the perfect example of that. What you're talking about. I want to show that the audience. I see show not. This picture is from 47 minutes ago. But you're talking about just people not, you know, they can't afford to live. They can't afford to

not stop at an Amazon warehouse. Everybody's supposed to keep walking. And you know it's not a supervisor making that call. That's somebody who doesn't know the address of where they're working. But 100% just for somebody on the production line that's had the decency to call. Where's the management? Where is that? There's no call from anybody else. Well, we know from reports inside Amazon that like they time bathroom breaks and you only are allowed a certain number of bathroom

breaks. And if you need more than one, you're in trouble or whatever you're a lot in number, you know what I mean? And so I just think it's important to acknowledge that on a night like this when you know people are truly struggling and people like Anna Winter and Lauren Sanchez, they've all got their values just screwed completely up. And like we were saying earlier, like with the Devil Wears Prodigy and Lucy Lou plays the Mackenzie Basis Scott character or she

goes by Mackenzie Scott, you know, she would never ever show her face there. She would never have

“a thing to do with this. It feels very decline and fall of the Roman Empire. That's what it does.”

Yeah, but it just feels like we're at a tipping point. I would not be surprised if in the next five years that this doesn't exist any more. I couldn't agree with you more. I think you're absolutely right. I don't think this thing is much more. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It moves it into a smaller venue and something like that. But what we're seeing tonight isn't going to be there

dancing when the Roman burning. This is the Titanic. This is this is coming to an end.

“It's coming to an end. Tim, what are your thoughts about that? I was in a really, I mean,”

just like when like I bring up again, Devour was part of two. It kind of showed that fashion is just not clutching everyone by the throat like it used to and this whole industry. It's now because of social media that everybody can have their own fashion. I don't need data to tell me what to wear anymore. I can look online. I can show up. I've got choices. There are some positives to it, but this ridiculous display of this one-ampress. This one boss telling

us all what to do. If you wouldn't mind, come over to me a little bit so that the troublemakers can see our Anna back there. And I'll predict that Anna won't even be at Vogue in the next five to ten years. In fact, I'm not even sure there'll be a Vogue. I'm talking about that Liam. Megan Markle's spokesperson will give us in the next 48 hours. A statement about how Megan didn't want to go anyway. Megan will post a video of Lily Bits with the chicken in the last

two years in baby profile. We're getting very close to seeing the face. I don't know yet. We're at Charles Blythera, two more days. We want to see the face. Oh, we definitely want to see the faces. The map might close in five years like you're saying, but I just hope that like all glamour. No, sorry. Yeah. The event might close. I just hope we don't lose all glamour. As we're moving through with time and as people stop caring about stuff and as people stop,

like, you know, I just feel like I hope we don't lose everything to AI and as this. I don't think that will happen. It's the nerve. We care about glamour. That's a good plan for the line. Luckily you're wearing. I'm wearing Rollin-Marie. Thank you. Thank you. It weighs like 80 people. I'm wearing you wearing. You have no idea. Thank you. Thank you. Everyone. Thank you. You're at a ball. I love your velvet.

Who's in it? Oh, Tah. You're both. You're both. Tah. You're the lapelis. Selleron. All right. Thank you. Well, I'm just wondering. Well, now that we're best selling off her, I'm going to say a little round of all. But as we wrap, I want to show this final. Oh, seven sevens and effigy. Thank you, Alyssa.

Steadman. We will never stop looking.

Yeah, where is Steadman tonight? We want to show. I found this clip of Tim Gun telling some real truth about Anna Winter. And it's so good. And it's just, it's just like the perfect palette cleanser for tonight's live stream. Let's listen to Tim tell Meredith Viera about an atrocity he witnessed at a fashion show in New York City involving one Anna Winter. And he did call. He got from her office at Vogue in the aftermath.

“What is the most unforgettable moment you've ever seen in fashion?”

Very matter of fact, a very matter of fact to response. And it was watching Anna Winter being carried down five flights of stairs from a fashion show period. And her office called my office the next day and demanded a retraction. And I said, but it's true. It happened. I mean, I didn't make this up. Right. And they still demanded a retraction. And I said, no. Oh, my goodness. How's the car? Great. It's great. It's great.

And he was never, ever invited to the ball ever again. He was never. And you know what,

he doesn't need it either. And I just have to bring back in once more the gorgeous morning keen of King's canines on my island who has been taking care of Teddy for a very long time. And now trouble, she is an extremely accomplished dog trainer. We just had a session yesterday,

“which is why these two are so well behaved. What did they learn? I think at the moment,”

what was that? For me, what was you say they're learning at the moment? What are they learning? Yeah, trouble is learning to leave Teddy alone. Oh, thank you, I'm glad you did. It's about that. She's so right about that. Teddy's been a good older brother. He's amazing. It's very, very different. Yes. Very tall. He is. All right. That does it for our inaugural metgala and pet gala. We will see you all back here on Wednesday for the nerve at night.

And then again Friday at the nerve where you will never guess what we're about to say next.

That's true. We is probably as it is.