The Rewatchables
The Rewatchables

A CR Month Mailbag!

3h ago1:37:0119,880 words
0:000:00

Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck open up the Rewatchables mailbag and read some listener emails on everything from worst possible movies to see on a date to The Rewatchables Pantheon Pyram...

Transcript

EN

Can't you feel this feeling in a school?

So, that's the day to feel it. Tamara is. Exactly, you can feel it now. Tamara is a man. It's the full school for all life moments.

You find it at www.tamaris.com and at www.tamaris.com. With the code Spotify 10, you get 10% of her school at www.tamaris.com. Perfect for you. And now, for me.

Tamara is. This special episode of The Rewatchables brought to you by the ringer podcast network where you can find the ringer fantasy football show, Craig Hoelbeck. Now the ringer NFL draft show.

You guys switch, it's like a Kenny Gainwell. You just be kind of Gainwell. Yes, right. Switch names every once in a while. But the only podcast in the world

that changes its name through the year. Chris Ryan, CR. Yeah. We're in the middle of CR month. What's it been like for you?

It's just like, uh, it's like a sending my own funeral. You know what I mean? (laughing) Just people celebrating. Yeah, it's really cool.

Yeah, I'm really happy for you guys. Thanks, man. Yeah. I mean, you guys like, you go this up in the CR Army. I'm happy for all of you.

(laughing) We have a special episode that we're gonna do right after, it's a little opening. This episode of The Rewatchables is presented by TikTok.

The online world moves fast.

That's why TikTok approaches teens safety

with families in mind from the start on TikTok. Teens get over 50 built-in protections right when they join. Their accounts start private by default for those under 16 direct messages are turned off.

Only friends can comment on their videos.

When safety comes first, discovery can follow.

Learn more at TikTok.com/gardyensguide. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Mailbag, CR month edition. We've only been doing the mailbox once a year

and we decided it's gotta be quarterly from now on. We get too many emails. Craig, your only note was, don't have too many category questions. - Yes, sure. - For suggestions.

You know, we got a few months, there's a lot of other fun stuff to talk about. I wanna ask CR questions while it's CR month. - Oh, I wanna know what your number 16 limitless is. - Yeah, that was on the list.

What's your version of number 16 limitless? - Does it have to be from the 21st century? - Sure. - It's a really good kind of gift.

Can I think about it for a minute or two?

- You wanna marinate on it? - Yeah, okay. Everything about it. - Okay. - Oh, I know what it is.

If you've already done it, but it's a seemingly high movie that I've actually watched a lot of times the century we margarine call, which you guys have done. But Margin call, I think,

gets would beat out a couple of movies that you'd be like, damn, you put Margin call ahead of that. - You know what, my version of number 16 limitless is? Limitless. (laughing)

- You're just no madland? - Yeah, what's your, Craig? - Probably some sort of 80s, some zero, zero's comedy. - Probably accepted, what's just in long? - It's a great movie. - Not a bad movie.

- Interesting, yeah. - Do you prefer that to waiting with Justin Long?

- I've never seen waiting early Ryan Reynolds.

- Eva Pitch, a movie I loved growing up that you despise. - Oh, that movie's awful. You didn't know any better, you grew up in the West Coast.

- If it were about the Cubs though, would you like it?

- No, I wouldn't like that movie on Renner Circus. - Why? - It just didn't like it. I mean, but if it was about the Cubs, would you like, it was Boston,

that bothered you, wasn't it? - Yeah, it was this friend group. They chased through the 2004 ring and it felt authentic, found it's not even a bottle.

- She jumps off the centerfield wall at the end. - Great thing. - Which by the way, you'd break at least one ankle and then runs across, at least you broke heel in that scene. - They have a whole rom-com moment.

- She's just on the field for five minutes. - Nobody's like we have a security rush in there. - Yeah, it's one of the dumbest movies ever. - Family Park notoriously buttoned up security as we saw in the town.

- You know. - Justin Long, by the way, had a moment there for like four years. - Yeah. - Die Hard, whatever sequel that was.

- That was the hacker one, I think. - Except the movie when him and Drew Barrymore dated, but they didn't live in the same place. It was like a long distance romance movie. - It's not terrible.

- My wife's definitely gotten in the car. - You made a little crack with our Barry and yeah. - Good scene in weapons. - Good Justin Long came in a while. - Okay, these are all actual emails from actual listeners.

They emailed us at the [email protected]. As a long time rewatchable listener, this is from Michael D. I've noticed that CR inevitably gets very wound up with about 40 minutes left in the pod. This happens regardless of how long the pod is

and always before the last run of categories.

Can you shed some insight on what makes CR act up

A wound up kid or mid 90s corn Julio?

Is it low blood sugar too much sugar

and nicotine withdrawal, lack of sleep, or something else?

- Keep up the great work. - It probably comes right after you do like a minute long Zain low impression. - Yeah, I think it's excitement for the way Jacket's getting building up to Zain.

I actually think that in most of my pods,

the inverses the problem is that I have like

an internal game clock and at 51 minutes, I'm like, you diet. - I've checked out, yeah, yes. - So I'm trying to think of what? - So you're load managing a little bit.

- With the rewatchables 'cause it goes longer. I know it's two hours, so there's usually like, but he's saying that I freak out like 50 minutes in. - He seems like you're storing energy because you know this big moments coming.

- He should have a sub, like Van just sitting off and you call him in for 10 minutes. Let's see our rest, so get some water, take a pee. - Yeah, could we have people come off the bed? - We were like, we had a great trip.

- What have we just did a run of rewatchables and I was in a shot like wearing a sweatsuit like hanging out, but never was on the spot. It was like, we're just load managing Chris. - You know what, it was like that.

- Ooh, we what's up with that. Like the Keenan Thompson schedule creator never actually got the time as Lindsey Buckingham. - Oh, Sean, I didn't like to take Mahoney, come on in. (laughing)

- Yeah, I think that there's parts of the pod

that I know I'm gonna have to dial it up for and so I probably get excited for that. - I find that on that my best when we're about 90 minutes in and I'm getting a little groggy in the self-edit buttons kind of gone away at that point.

- Well, that also coincides with picking nits. - Yeah. - And that's when you really shine. - Yeah. - I also think day of the week is a huge factor.

- Friday afternoon is the best we're watching. - Yeah, Friday, Monday. - Yeah. - Okay. This is from Stephen B and Perth of Australia.

- Australians love the rewatches. - Yes, we don't Australia. - I was feeling like Australia and Boston. - We've got invited to go across Australia by like a chamber of commerce down there.

- Fun place, a little bit of an attitude,

little like fuck you energy, never really respond to it.

Like you do a live rewatchables in Australia? - I mean, we'd have to do like two. - In the final way down there. - Rams neither. (laughing)

- We had to tap up a couple of vets. If we'd just flew all the way down there. - Yeah. - We just did one gig. - We just like then to dance out movie.

- It didn't matter too. - All right, can I say a tune up in a bar? - Like it was just like, "Hey, you guys wanna hear us talk, Mike?" - Okay, this is from Stephen.

He said, "For a Flex category, this is recently, when you'd mentioned the anti-apx award." - Yes. - And you nominated Tina Turner because of her all-time stinker of a theme song

for Golden Eye. - Yeah. - So she said, "Go, hold it up!" - So it's the rock bottom. - Yeah, so he said,

he said, "It's rare because the lowest point in someone's career, there's a fair chance the movie is ordinary to bad and not rewatchables where they. So he had some examples. Trouble-ton, Luku's talking.

I would say perfect for Trouble-ton. Mike Myers and Love Guru, Brando, for Islander, Dr. Moro. Cliff Hanger is anti-apx for a rock climbing date, I thought that was good. - Yeah.

- Boogie Knights, anti-apx, New Year's Eve party. (laughing) Keep going. But it did make me think, like, for the OGs that we have, which are Cruz De Niro,

Pacino, Denzel and Sly, think the five rewatchables, Mount Rushmore guys, even though it's five. What were the anti-apxes for them? - Do we have to pick movies that we have done rewatchables for them?

- No, I would say no rewatchables, 'cause we wouldn't do these.

Although we did, so Cruz, I think it's Oprah's sofa

and War of the Worlds, even though I like War of the Worlds in their careers. - Oh, in their careers. - They had the least Jews in their career. - Or just the worst version of it.

- Reverse apex mountain. - Yeah. - Cruz in the native mountain. - It's what Cruz was doing as he was trying to revamp mission impossible with McCory

and then still making kind of like oblivion. - Edgewood tomorrow's good. - But don't you feel like Oprah's sofa has to be involved than this? - Yeah, I guess it's like--

- That was when people were kind of like, wait, is Cruz nuts? - And then it's going to work, stop working with him then? - Yeah, I think it's right around their frame. For De Niro, it's a little tougher to find

figure out De Niro. I went through a Zion DB in 2000. He did this great 70s run, 80s up and down and then rallies back, but I run, then 90s, he's killing it.

He's making it a million movies.

But then in 2000, he just started taking paychecks and he did rock and bowl winkle. And I think that's Nadir Mountain for him. - There's, I feel like in the 2010s, he kind of starts flirting with like the dirty grandpa era

where he's just doing really cheesy comedies. - Yeah, he's just available. - It, right around 90, 2000, him and Pachino I think were available. - I would, I dare say that for some reason

the name is escaping me, but the gangster movie made for Barry London. - And so last year that was apparently-- - Oh, Alto Knights. - And that was, that's my,

- Dirty grandpa is a movie with Robert DeNiro

and Zac Efron as the two leads.

- I mean, come move, yeah. - 2016.

- Pachino, it's definitely author author.

That was in the early '80s. - Yeah. - And it's a new feeling. - Wait, I thought Pachino was the best actor we had, what was the five years off the day?

- Yeah, and it starts going sideways. Denzel was the toughest one. 'Cause even if you look at the IMDB stuff for Denzel, he doesn't really have a stinker. So I'd have to go with virtuosity,

a movie that I love. - Right, too. - Probably we'll do on rewatchables, but he is given VD by John Luthkow and people didn't really like that movie

and they're like Denzel's movie. - That's ridiculous. - Because that ricochet or virtuosity? - Oh, maybe that's ricochet. - Ricochet is like an absolute oozing stinker

of getting my one word that I love. - That's what I love. - Like ricochet is insane. - Ricochet is the one with Luthkow, right? - So virtuosity is one with Russell Crowe.

- Yes. - That's the one. - Yeah. - I got my Denzel's mixed up. - I personally don't think Denzel has anything.

- What about out of time, Dejavu? - I mean, I revere at a time. There you go, can't do it.

So I don't know, maybe he just never had a Nadir.

- Well, 'cause didn't you say he's one of the only guys who has a hit and every decade for four decades? - Yeah. And he really doesn't have stinkers. It's not like, like, size the loan is the other one.

Sly, you could pick multiple Nadir's, but it's probably stop or my mom will shoot. It's like early 90's. He does stop my mom will shoot and ask her back to back. The point is, we would never do these on the rewatch.

- I think you would get to like the end of a five year run with Denzel Washing and be like, this has been a quiet run for him and then you look back and you're like, actually, like, they're three really good moves here.

- There's all hits. - Jesse Palmer, parentheses, not that Jesse Palmer. - Okay. - Says, on the Golden Eye episode during casting what ifs for Joe Dom Baker's character,

Chris throws out Deniz Quades name. Bill immediately shoots it down and says he's not old enough. And there's a bit of smoldering tip for tap between Bill and CR. (laughing)

CR says, I think Deniz Quades just as good a suggestion as Nick Nolty. And it gets a little testy. - Yeah. - The following segment Craig's is Flex Category

of the female sex killer Mount Rushmore. Admittedly, a great pull back Craig. And you can hear Bill kind of off my Italian Craig, good one Craig. (laughing)

(laughing) - We're gonna move CR to the bench soon, Craig. (laughing) - He says, I couldn't help but imagine CR as Ednor and his character in Fight Club,

looking at Bill as Brad Pitt's characters, heaping praise, a new potential topway Craig is generally in his age of face and Chris A. himself, I feel like this drawing is something beautiful. (laughing)

You didn't have a question. - I don't have an answer, that's perfect. - That sounds really good.

- No, you fucking amazing if you walked out of your house

in my day and Craig's just lying there, Nate.

I look like that's what you can't for showin' me up.

(laughing) (laughing) - That his claim is the right age. - Pad H. from New York City. He says, the only runner to reach base

in the Fargo rewatchables, no hitter, I guess you like the pod. - Yeah. - Is that the hot buffet chicken fricassage scene dissection? Doesn't mention the restaurant is carpeted.

- Mm-hmm. - Carpeted restaurants seem like a what's age the best what's age the worst split decision. To sort this out, I'd like to propose some variation of a Chris Rang, Godfather III, Donald Donnelly,

acting from the Tonsos International Moblin. - Yeah. - Moblin, Flex category. For what's age the most? - Mm-hmm.

- Age the most. - So we would have what's age the best what's age the worst, what's age the most. - Sounds good. - The most foreign to right now.

- And sometimes we do have ones that are, it's really a coin toss if you would wanna call this best or worse it really depends on your, your affinity for indoor smoking or whatever, you know, and yeah.

- I would argue what's age the most is probably just what's age the worst. - Yeah, it's probably just a shoe or in that or in there. - Yeah. - But I really do like the subject.

I mean, have you been in a restaurant that had carpeting in your lifetime? - I mean, I haven't been in a house that has carpeting in a long time. - Yeah, carpeting.

I don't know what happened with carpeting. I think they realized that. I think once we had more and more dogs,

I think that ruined like the actual installed carpeting.

- I can just like know, recourse everyone should know. - Wow, I'll go into a hotel and you'll be like, someone smoked in here once. Like, it's got the carpeting.

You're like, they can do a lot to it. But you're like, maybe in like 89 a guy had a cool in here and I can still smell it in here later. - That was one of the things in the room to 37 documentary where they get in

at how there are no accidents with Kubrick and they talk about the carpet. - Yeah. - And it's like in one scene, Danny, the carpets one way and then in the same area, he changed the carpet

to symbolize something else and it's like, there were no accidents with Kubrick. - I was in a hotel in Palm Springs a few months ago and it has the exact same carpet as the shining hotel. - Did twins come out and say, "Crank"?

- We'd like to play with you, Big Mac. - This is from Dano. It's Dano, not Dano. - Okay, like, Jacko.

- I know you talk a lot about actors

so I've no experience playing the sport they're playing in a movie. There should be a rewatchable, slucks category for horrible on-screen athleticism. I don't know why we don't have this, Venice.

I nominate Tim Robbins as the namesake for both of them. But it happily except Freddie Prince Jr. Wesley Steves. - Then he says, "Love Story, JFK Jr. Show." - You guys watching this? - I'm not. - You're not watching this?

- I'm not watching it. - It's 90s New York. What do you do it? - I don't really watch Ryan Murphy shows. - 90s New York and the music and the... - I know.

- Phoebe wouldn't watch that. - I mean, we just haven't checked it out. I think she watched a couple episodes. - Yeah. - Phoebe not like in that show.

- I didn't say she didn't like it. I just don't think she's...

- I think she's only watched a couple episodes.

- Well, he mentioned his love story there. Pick up football games, play it in Central Park and episodes one and four. That displays some of the worst football throw in emotions by a QB ever caught on film.

- You can actually mention this with my wife. - I'm bad at us. The only explanation in the actors

never felt a football, whatever.

So, now I'm gonna use for this award and who it should be named after. He mentioned three good ones. A couple others that I put some time into this. And I think I did a male bag once about this.

- Mitch Kramer and Dazed and Confused the pitching. - Sure. - They do their best to cut around him. - Yeah. - So that was the Freddie Prince summer catch thing.

The wind up and then cutting through the guy behind them where it's clearly the stunt double pitcher 'cause you know the guy couldn't record it. - And he's a whiley wiggins kind of haunted by like the amount of criticism is pitching guy.

- He should be. - I think it's all just fun. Roy Habs is son at the end of the natural. Roy Habs is in the cornfield. He just hit the home run that said all the fireworks

and then it cuts to him with his bastard son. His John Snow. And he's having a catch in it and the kid's kind of doing one of those. - Yeah.

- Underrated went Denonzi on Katysheck. - Yeah. - The other Katty and Katysheck has one of the worst swings about time trying to win the Katysheck open. Snipes away, Mink and Jump.

- This is one we've got an emails about before. - Can I just hit pause? - This is just accepted. You guys think Wesley Snipes can't play ball and way, Mink and Jump.

- I think they taught him how to play it.

- I think he was a athletic guy. We argued about this when we did this. - I think we did. - He was an athletic guy that they basically had no basketball background and you could tell by the way he dribbles

and some of the stuff.

- But I always felt like Woody and Wesley were actual ball

players who they picked because they wouldn't have to do that. - No, we did in the research he'd never put basketball. - Didn't he not on a play baseball either? Didn't they cut around him in major league? - I think he was athletic but not athletic.

- There's like no shots of him throwing a ball in major league because it was so bad they couldn't use it. - Yeah, but he's also like his character's whole thing is like he's like kind of a showboat in center field. So I don't think he ever has to like gun somebody down

at second base. - Yeah. - One of the best ones for this was they taught Rob Lowe to skate for young but he'd never skated. - It's actually pretty good.

- Yeah. - Like it gave me hope I could learn how to skate in six weeks. - There's a real famous one online. There was a movie that came out in 2015 a comedy called The Duff.

- So that was my next one I had. - Oh yeah. - That one's really bad. It's with May Whitman, the girl who plays-- - I like May Whitman.

- And Veal and arrested Wilma. - Yeah. - The Duff is an insane concept for a movie. But there is a scene where a quarterback is playing catch on the field with somebody.

And it looks like he's throwing with the opposite hand. - She's standing next to him and he's getting the ball like when Drake may is warming up to go in. And he's just like doing this back. - He's giving back many seizures every time.

- Yeah, it's like he has like a completely torn rotator cuff and they barely felt it anyway. - My favorite moment recently with this

was watching Paradise, the second season of Paradise.

- Yeah. - And I got off the train. - Okay, so in the second season they-- there's a whole thing that's at Graceland. And five guys who were like going across the country

show up there and they are playing football. But it's literally like, are you guys playing like Australian rules football or rugby or something 'cause they're like tossing it underhanded to each other and just giggling a lot.

And I'm like, then I don't think this would ever happen. - I'd very carefully watch Top Gun Maverick recently and watch the football scene when they're playing football and opposite ways. - You were literally watching Top Gun Maverick when we watched it.

- Well, I was, it was on. - Yeah. - Top Gun Maverick and Florida can tuck you on at the same time. - Yeah.

- The athletes in the, in the, what, would they call it?

It's shotgun football or something or if he had something. - Is it don't fight football? - Don't fight football. - Yeah, 'cause it's two balls. - I really wanted one of the athletes to be bad

but it was actually like pretty compelling and athletic. - I mean, I went back and watched the volleyball scene from the original Top Gun, it's not that bad because there's a lot of doubles when they cut away from the kind of wide shots, it's doubles who looked really good.

It's just also like guys wearing jeans, which is just so insane. - And five eight crews in jeans, laughing way up over the net to like black people. - It's pretty good.

Couple more Leo and basketball diaries, where they stand on that. - It's been a while since I've seen it

I remember I loved it and they drove while we're crazy.

- It was a lot of like dribbling like this,

like the Michael J. Fox, who we got to mention, to a team of field of dreams dad. We've talked about him before. Just came up recently in a movie. We've talked about Tom Cruise War of the Worlds.

- That's a tough one. - Yeah. - Famous one. I actually went because I googled to make sure I didn't miss anything and there was a Reddit thread defending Tom Cruise

in War of the Worlds, that's saying that. That's what the character,

that's how the character would have thrown

in the ball Tom Cruise is actually right out of it. - Because you're right out of it. - Because you just didn't have good days. - It's basically like Tom Cruise made a choice for this scene.

- 'Cause you have to count for this son, right? - Oh, it's okay, it took it easy on a son. - Okay, he made a choice. The Bennett-like Beckham girl, this movie called "Slogger's Wife" with my go-kiff

and Rebecca Dubuane, it's a home run hitter. Really bad swing, it's really, it's like kind of single-handedly run the movie. And then one of my favorites, John C. Riley and for Love of the Game,

which I asked Costner about once, and he was basically like, (laughing) he was the catcher. And they very carefully cut around him.

You never actually seem catching

and there's obvious dumbbells. - It's not throwing back to cut. - He never played sports, yeah. But I mentioned Ben and Leic Beckham. "Sagger" running is the other one,

where I don't know if that could be, we have two named after "Sagger" already, but that's "Sagger" when he runs with his hands up, and does whatever. So who should this category be named after?

I gave you 20 nominees. Tim Robbins, I feel bad for it 'cause he said he threw out his arm like two days double.

- Yeah, he also, I think it does a good job

doing Abby's pronounced motion. Like his wind up is like idiosyncratic, and he does a good job with that. - He just, he just, he left it all on the field and left his rotate code.

- I don't think it's that bad, Tim Robbins. - Should we do John C. Riley? I have a hard time saying Wesley snipes for some reason. - It's not Mitch Kramer. - I can't, I can't, I can't.

- They cut around him, man. - You could.

- You think you worried about Mitch Kramer?

- Well, if I was like 15 and I was in one of the best movies ever made and everybody just remember me for having a shitty, like pitching motion, that I think the dove is not famous enough for it to have the title.

- No, it's title. Maybe we, Tom Cruise, maybe we narrowed down to a final four and put it out of people's food. - Oh yeah, and we can actually show it like this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, for this.

So Wiley Wiggins, Tom Cruise, John C. Riley, and who's the other fourth? Who's the fourth? - We want the dove. - No, Freddie Prince Jr. has to be one of the four.

- Okay. - What movie is that from? - It's from summer catch, but Jessica Biel. - I don't know how I haven't seen that. - Yeah.

- Yeah, it probably like it's in the cape. Jessica Biel looks great. I think it's Jessica Biel. - I think it's Jessica Biel. - I can't remember.

- Yeah, so we'll figure out four, we'll do four. Okay, this is from Russ. Now they're good. These questions were really good. My wife is a hairdresser and flies into a blind rage

anytime in a movie where there's an emergency haircut in the bathroom with kitchen scissors. And the outcome is a stunning haircut. - Yeah. - Examples.

Born identity, Matt Damon gives Frocka Potente, what was her name? - Frocka Potente, yeah. - It's a cute shorty when they're on the run. - It's one of the hottest things ever.

He dies her hair. - Working girl, Melanie Griffith, getting the pre-hairs and Ford meet up hairdo from Joan Cusack. - Sekari, oh, day of the soldato.

- You ever seen that one? - I haven't seen that one. - I haven't seen that one. - But he's tailed out to her, given the cartel dot or the short hairdo

before attempting to cross the border. And there's a couple other good examples. We did in Legend of Billie Jean, she goes in with the kitchen scissors and comes out. It looks amazing.

I throw in Richard Kimble in the hospital room with a pair of like cuticle scissors and a disposable razor coming out, looking like fuckin' Harrison Ford. - Right, and like a three-dollar hair dart.

- Yeah, I have like a nick on my upper lip right now that was just from like shaving the other day with like a nice shaving accent. - Oh, thank God. (laughing)

I was like, there's a hooker. - Oh God, I should have wear faith in you, yeah. - Thanks, but he suggests the Vidal Baboon Award for Best Homemade Hair Cut. I don't know if this would happen enough times,

but I do think we should monitor this going forward. - And she cut her hair in Gongrell. - Well, she breaks her own teeth, so I feel like whatever she wants to do to work with. - Maybe there's some sort of like best faster nation

of home beauty care or something. - I don't know, there's some sort of idea.

- I think one of the things that really bothers me

is when you don't have the tools to do it. And then you come out and you're like, look, I look great. Andy says, best podcast and the history of the medium, you guys are the greatest. Thanks, Andy.

- That's really nice. - I did have a nitpick. - He's like, that's it. (laughing) Of course you had an nitpick.

With apex mountain of dinners seen as assassinations, which we talked about on the aquarium, we said Alejandro going in and murdering the guy. We said that was the best, and he was like, what about Michael Killing Salat, so I'm a McClusky.

If the lead up, I don't want him coming to the bathroom

Just as cocking his hands, commends his shone in the gun.

That has to be apex mountain, Louis Restaurant.

I agree with the car is up there, but how could it not be the godfather? He's right. - Both acts of vengeance.

- Godfather is just a bigger and more important movie.

Godfather wins. - Yeah, okay. I think there's also just more. There's actually more drama in that godfather. She and there's more build up in suspense.

- I'm gonna go, I'm gonna zag. I didn't see Michael Koryley on killing anyone's kids. You know, like, so until he gets there, until he has, like, so lots of kids in front of him, you got seen Alejandro.

- Well, there's some backstory with Godfather where they were gonna like, they wanna replace Pacino and they shot that scene and that was the scene that saved him from getting fired from, oh, really?

Big shout out, Evan, something to Godfather. - Yeah, so I don't know. Fair points. Oh, this is a nice email from KW in Portland, Oregon.

- When are your favorite places?

- A nice one, Chuck Closterman. - The beauty of being an active member of this rewatchable's club is the shared short-hand. We should stop asking what item we want to have. And start asking what item would identify

as a fellow phonetic of our favorite movie. Up there to category, the secret handshake. What piece of memorabilia would only rewatchables OG recognize? - Oh, yeah, that's good.

- The goal is to identify a prop, meaningless to the masses, but a tell

for somebody who's rewatched the movie too much.

A few secret handshake examples. Heat, a copy of stress fractures in titanium. Ooh, that's good. (laughing) Visionquests, loud and swings, red Asex,

wrestling high tops. Which we talked about about five or five. - We sure did five. - We sure did five. - Sikario, the blue and pink cartel money bands.

- Yeah. - Or the Indian Creek Sigs, talk amongst yourselves. It's less about the resale value of the object. More about the, if you know, you know, badge of light. - That's a really good one.

It's a really good one. I almost feel like we've changed the memorabilia category. And if the movie doesn't have it, we just don't even do it. - Yeah.

- Just recently, I would love Jerry's salesman of the month picture that's behind Jerry in Fargo. (laughing) I should do that where I'm like, see our month picture of myself again.

- Yes, my head. - For Sikario, what was the bar when and we bumped me? It's for him thought. - Oh, it's like, it's not wild bills.

It's something, it's something, something pony or something.

- Yeah, you got like the matches from that. - Sure. - I like the deep cut memorabilia. I think it's a good idea. - Yeah, the secret handshake.

- Yeah, this good, good email. Tyler Davis, watched to live and die in LA last night. And it's a CR special, if I've ever seen one, Prince is complimentary. I feel like the movie presents the pot

with a perfect new category idea. Character, most likely to want Quentin Daley to start over Michael Jordan. (laughing) - Most likely candidates, Big Nick from Dead of Thieves

and Jump from the Town. (laughing) - Big Nick would be like, have it at, you think, you think size more in heat. - Big Nick, oh yeah.

- Big Nick was probably like a big Tim Thomas guy for the clipper. - He was just like, they just got to play more. They're like a couple of little every night. - Okay, I don't know if this works as a category

but I like it as a competitor back by. - I really like that. Mike Dees says in honor of CR Month, I have a suggestion for a new category. What item from Midnight Run would help the protagonist

the most? So we would just be doing the movie and be like, what Midnight Run accessory would help him. He said, a money-bout containing 300,000, you can't use it till the start.

The very end of the movie is starting to your life. A plate of treestone eggs. The lines up mostly stolen batch, whatever. Did you have any others for this? - Yeah, I only sent you three questions.

This is one of them. - So I would definitely say that any movie where somebody is sacrificed for a principle would be great to have the money belt because that's the entire point of Midnight Run,

but it is also just funny to imagine Agnes getting it at the end of Hamlet. (laughing) - It's just like, hey, I wrote fucking Hamlet. We got paid off.

- She's not crying anymore. - She's crying too. - She's like, she's like, "She's a plated treason." - Yeah, she's just, yeah, cast away would be the treason eggs.

- Yeah, like, oh my god, this is amazing.

- This is the best, yeah. And then anything like, I mean, the Alonso Mosley FBI thing is just, try to think of like where that would work the best is, it's like, this question made me wanna do

Midnight Run again, 'cause we did it in the first year. - You've seen it, right? - I love that, Maviyah. - What are my favorites? - It's just completely Ageless.

- Of course. - It's so good. - It's one of the few, the movie came out in 1989, so it's 37 years old, and I just feel like it just doesn't. It's not, I was like, oh, they were like,

you don't think about, oh, they'd have cell phones now, that's stupid shit, it just works perfect. - It's just, it's just basically the best casting of a buddy action movie ever. - The chemistry between them, it'll last forever.

- We'll shoot you through the glass. (laughing) - Let's take a break, and then we'll keep going. This episode is brought to you by Fire TV.

You've been there settling in for a relaxed

the evening of TV.

You waste half the night scrolling through options.

Can't really find anything to watch, well,

enter Fire TV, it's entertainment with zero effort acquired, Fire TV serves up personalized recommendations from across all your apps, all in one place that you're helper. Not sure what to watch next. Just tell Alexa plus what you're in mood for,

she'll pull up the perfect recommendation. Problem solved. Stop the squirrel, start the show, find what you're looking for with Fire TV subscription, maybe you're required.

- Boss, that's right, if you're all at some Aldi price, Milsani Milchnek, 10, 18 and 20 grams, for no 1,09 and 70, or Dr. Edgar Vitales-Mysley, up to 163 grams, for no 2,02 and 20.

Aldi, good as for all. - All right, this is from Nick and Columbus. On the scarier part, you guys were struggling with finding a role for Cruiser Hanks. Where do we land on that, I remember?

I think we were, I think it was Hanks for who? - Actually, I don't even know if we came to a conclusion on that.

- We kind of, Cruiser was Berlin.

- No, didn't we say Cruiser's Berthal? - But it's got to be the lead, right, or A lead? - Oh, is that what we said? - It's got to be a lead character. - Well, CR mentioned earlier in the pod,

this is Nick, that many studios wanted the cake character to be a guy. That makes 90's Cruiser perfect for this. - Yeah. - The firm, if you could, man. - Yeah, if you could, man, the guy learning the world,

it's not quite what it appears to be. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, you can even get earlier to, like, rainman more on the 4th of July, or Cruiser. - Cruiser's good at playing innocent.

- Yeah. - But that, the only question is, then, when you get the bar, the hook-up seemed gone wrong, would lead to some of the best moments of Cruiser's career?

- A love scene where you have to be too into it,

and then you realize that something wrong, and he tells them they have to stop. - And then Emily, like, put a play, the Berthal character, that's right. - She's the one who picks him up,

it's like doing some wind-dancing. - But instead of a heated hook-up, they're just lying in bed laughing, and he's like, doing no stop, stop, stop, stop. - Another question, oh, this is a great one,

from Pete and Massachusetts. This is a, this is a two-par question. He's listed in the secure, secure, at Pod. Hearing Bill, Ms. pronounced Floyd Gundal is named, a character from a supposed, favorite movie,

the past 30 years. - It's Gundoli, right? - Gundoli, for some reason, I was just reading, and I said, "Gad, I just fucked up." I think we're finally at the point to initiate a new, rewatchable category

for excellence in the field of mispronunciation. - Granted, it would be awarded to Bill 10 out of 10 times, but it needs to be established. - Yeah. - I'd suggest that Vandam, Bandam,

did Bill just have an under seizure reward for most inexcusable mass curing of a name,

and he wanted, like, Craig to just throw out

a challenge flag when I throw out it, like, like, when you say theater, I'm just trying. - Yeah. - You just have a flag, like your, like Mike McDaniel just throwing it out to stop the pod.

And then we say, "Great, if we get like the, remember that Nickelodeon show where the people would get slimmed?" - You can't do that on a jump, - Let's get shot with the one of them.

- Every time you do Gundoli, there's a dunk tank. - Yeah.

- My answer for mispronentations, as always,

is it's hard to host. There you go, it's just fallback on that all the time. He keeps going though, he's saying, "If you want another challenge flag category, I'd like to suggest the Bandkak oral back tip-off award

for his Craig actually a serial killer who one day have his own Netflix true crime documentary." He said, "In this carapot, this would be when Craig casually suggested that Alejandro murdering the cartel's leader

wife for children's front of him, "but was that sadistic enough?" Then after our excuse, his family, he killed the kick-pid too quickly. It should have led it, quote, "sit for a minute."

- Yeah, led a marinade on it. - He just got dropped his daughter in a bad of acid. He's just gonna shoot him in the head and throw it off. - So he said, "Once the ringer body starts showing up behind drywall on an Arizona spec house,

there will be a lot of we should have seen this coming in a more in pieces about Craig's victims." - 'Cause it came from Denzel, right? In American gangster, where he shoots that guy in the head. - He shoots interest, yeah.

- He should have shown him in the chest. (laughing) Why? So he can see him die. - Oh, you do the dinner one way, yes.

- So he taps and then one. - Yeah. - You like the person to know that you killed them. - Yeah, you shot in the head, sure. - They don't know.

- Yeah, what else? - He was still like five seconds to think about, like, wow, my family went before me. This is crazy. - Not enough.

- I didn't quite know to do this one, but I'm gonna read it anyway for Marin and Ed Benton. Thanks for a great pot. Had the idea for a category, what change would make this movie 10% better?

Sort of a take on requesting actor, city or director, like how heat would be 10% better if they either dropped the poor at men's storyline or had Vincent doing coke? Or gangs of New York, if Cameron Diaz was recast.

I mean, that would be a 30% better. Or any number of movies that should have ended differently, 10% stuff.

I almost think it would have to be like 4%.

- Yeah, but it's good because it's not something as big as recasting. 'Cause of recasting would, like you said, really significantly changed the texture of the movie. It's like a tweak.

- Yeah, or like the music in this chasing was bad. You know what I mean? Like goldenize a really good example.

That first, like, driving through the Alps moment

that they have, and I was like, - Oh, and it's like that music. - Oh, better music. - Or the song. The goldenize song itself. You're like, oh, that's coulda been better.

- Yeah. - But then we're basically just in what's aged the worst. - It's kind of a nitpick, I guess. - Yeah, it's a nitpick, but it would be like, like, you made this change.

You get like this much better. - So maybe in recasting couch that category, you have the option to just do the 10% better. - Okay. All right, Brian and Bethesda, I'm glad he brought this up

'cause I've been thinking about a lot. He said, I'm more than one occasion, you've been discussing a movie in the narrator, and I've said something on the lines of I normally hate narrators and movies,

but this is a rare exception where it works well. I have said this many times. - Yes. - He points out that there's been a lot of movies that have narration that we've loved on the rewatchable. - Fair point.

- He best movie of all time, Shawshank. These are his words. Best mob movie, Goodfell is biggest casino. Vietnam, Pacquup's now, 80s, first viewers, they have dude movie, Fight Club,

coming of age, stand by me, call Big Lebowski, Christmas, Christmas story. Fairytale movie Princess Brad, Ryzen Fowl, Wolfowl Street, best premature ejaculation movie for Scump, this is his list.

He says, yeah, it's cringe where they want to move his bad narrators as one is a crutch. It was so bad in the original Blade Runner, Ridley Scott later removed her support's narration, but it also can be valuable.

Henry Hill read, "Hope in the Pacific would be as blue as a stream, so on and so on." What's the example of narration that you hate? So here's the thing.

I think I have to tweak my opinion on this,

because there's too many examples of narration being good. I think my stance needs to be, there's nothing worse than bad narration. - Yeah. - Maybe that's where I need to live.

- Yeah. I think I'm just wrong. I'm gonna admit defeat. I mean, it's a silent comment. - I'm anti narrator, but most,

he's just listed 12 movies that I really like that I've narration. - Yeah, it feels like a crutch. If the movie's bad, it's a crutch to try to make the movie better, but if the movie's already good,

the narration isn't a problem. - Yeah. - It's just a quote. - When he'd even mention like outside Providence has narration, like there's a bunch of like

lower-level movies that I love that I have. - This year, train dreams, there's another one where it's like, there will be the introductory and concluding narration, but not, it doesn't, like, you don't have it throughout the film.

And I think that that has like a special category, but yeah, I was just wondering, like, what's the movie that you've seen that has narration that you're like, the sucks? - I really hate it even more for documentaries,

and I feel like when you're doing a documentary,

the goal should always be not to have narration,

and if you have narration, you're probably doing it wrong. - Can I ask you a follow-up question? - Yeah. - Would you like to see narration come back

for movie trailers and go back to like, in a world?

- Oh, yeah. I, first of all, I would redo movie trailers completely from how we're doing them. From, we did 45 years of us showing too much of the movie in the trailer.

I like that when we don't, it's like, oh, this is coming, but I don't really know what it, like, I actually was one of the few people that like the devil was prodded to trailer, 'cause I don't really know what it's about.

- Sure. - But they showed us everyone that's in it, and I'm like, okay, I'm in. - That's all I needed. - Yeah, you don't want to tease any of the plot.

You just want to get people excited by showing the vibe of the movie. - There's been a couple movies where I've seen the trailer, I'm like, okay, guess I don't need to go. - Yeah, but if you have, like, I don't know,

if you had something like, they were two outcasts. - Yeah, right there, right there. - She was just a little farmed girl, and he round up right in Hamlet.

This is their story, I mean, I got to think that would work, but like, I think it could be useful in others. - He was a Colombian lawyer assassin. - His daughter was dropped in acid.

- Well, actually Craig, I believe he is from Mexico.

- One of my Instagram things that I always get suggested

to me is like late 70s or early 80s, ABC commercials. - Yeah, where they're like, in Vegas. Dan Tan is bustin' two called girls. - But it's that Paul Thomas Anderson's dad. - Yeah. - Bernie Anderson is doing it.

- I just want to go back to general for the sacred generation, boys. - Can we have a flex category that's the Ernie Anderson? What would you do to narrate the trailer for this movie? Because there would be something that would be really fucking funny.

Maybe that should, we should include that in the Zaynlow Wayne Jenkins. - Yeah. - Or just Andrew Stern. - Or Bernie Anderson, or Ernie Anderson's trailer.

- He was from the wrong side of the tracks in Boston. She was working at a bank. They met at a robbery in the town, come and sue. And now his friends want to kill it literally. - Isabel Lopez, it's probably the smartest email we've got.

- I like that you do first-and-last names, not holding back on these families.

- Well, you put your name in, I'm gonna read it.

- She loves the show.

She was listening to the Martian episode,

which we did six years ago. - Dr. Coco. - JC, Bill says you need a special category for the Post Apex Mountain Apex. He called it the, I still got it Mountain.

- Oh, yeah, sure. She said there's a term for that in math. It's called the local maximum. It's the relative high point on a graph that's not the highest peak.

I love the idea and think it actually applies to a lot of actor films you guys cover on the show. And she included a graph that for some reason didn't get dropped into my document. - Can I add the draft?

- Clean up the category name a little bit here. The coi-lettered pre-suspension push. (laughing) - The coi-lettered last cast Apex. - Right before your contract gets voided,

you just fuckin' let everybody know you're still the best player in the world. - So Matt Damon, the Martians are great one. What are some other ones though? - Well, let me think about it.

- So this is kind of like a post-prime. You get your ring in your mid-30s. Like LeBron, 2016, Steph 2022, kind of vibe. Steph 2022, that's a great one. - Steph, Steph, Steph's, that's really good.

- Yeah, that's even better than coi. - Well, the thing is, Steph's really tight. - Steph's definitely fell off coi was kind of gone for four years there. And now it's just like, I'm the best two-way player.

You get paid by Bomber and now me? - Yeah. - Well, aspiration money. - I'll see you as a count. (laughing)

I'm sorry if I just wanna fix carbon emissions dude. Liam Neeson and Taken would be a good one. - That's a good one. - Is that like Keanu Reeves, John Wick? - Yes, perfect.

- Yes. - It's another good one. - We'll keep an eye on this. - Okay. - Next time it comes up.

Thanks, Isabelle. This is from Jim. This is a really good one. I didn't send you guys any of these 'cause it's funnier to hear the natural reactions.

The first time we did this, I accidentally

said in the document and see our new everything that was coming and I was bothered about it. - Well, the second date. - The downside is that you hear a lot of like, "Let me give you that one."

(laughing) - I think I'm pro reactions. He says, "Thanks for the real attributes." It's been my go-to since the first heat dropped. I want to propose a new category.

The would you accept this character's organ donation award for any character who dies in the movie? (laughing) - So it's Richard Chance from time to time. - Right.

He said he has, yes, I would. Goose, Rachel Banks, Ray Merrimon, Dickie Greenleaf, Neil from Dead Poets, Dr. Beth Garner, French guy from a faithful, Carl F. Dyer, French. - Neil from Dead Poets.

It's a p- (laughing) - He shot of something that had all the records for fire. - So he's just who's not an alcoholic? - Well, he said, here's his, he says, "No, I would not group."

Wayne Grove, Quint, Eddie Barzen, Doug Coffland. Anyone from Alien, in Edna Buffalo, Bill, Doug Coffland, or Jenny Gump? - Doug Coffland, you would get sicker. - Doug Coffland is working with this.

- But why do I all of a sudden have D-B? - Well, then he said in birth, though, we trust. That's pretty good, that's great. I don't know if that's an everyday thing, but I think we'd back pocket it.

I think that's in the Flex category. - Yeah. - We'd accept an organ donation. - Or maybe it's like, who's organ, would you want from this movie? - Yeah.

- I think if we did an organ donation draft,

I think Quint's the first pick for the one I would have won.

He's just been drinking for 25 straight years. - Oh, yeah. - I mean smoking. - And has definitely has melanoma from being out on a boat with no sun to take. - I would think he would have the most things

wrong with that. - Yeah. - Would you say, the short probably put him out of his misery. - Should have stolen from Castaway? - See, yes or no for organ donation.

- So in that island for five years, that really bad staff infection in his mouth. - Casting is good for you, though. - He's been in shows for two years. - Oh, true.

- That's right. His clarity. His liver would be great. - It's pretty clean. - Do you think the first time he has like a course late

when he gets back, it just blows his mind, like he just gets completely tanked. - Oh, yeah. - I would say like half a glass of wine. - Yeah.

- His first trip to McDonald sets him back a week. - Yeah. Adam Chu says that I have a suggestion for New category award. The Clint Eastwood Eagle Stroke Award for the detail are seen that's clearly just there to stroke the person's ego.

Name after Clint Eastwood in the Mule, who plays an octogenarian who has two separate three sums. Is this the thing that happened? I don't think I've ever seen the Mule. - I don't think I have either.

- I got it, man. I don't remember that from the Mule

and I think I saw the theaters when Clint had to make sure

we knew that not only does he still fuck, he fucks with stamina. - This guy might have a director's cut. - He might have to see him. - He said other examples are the rock and bendies

they'll never losing a fight in every choice,

Steven Segal has ever made. Which we've talked about, Steven Segal, every movie, he just nobody even lands a punch on him, he just completely demolishes everyone. Bendies will's a good one though.

We've never seen bendies they'll lose a fight in any of the fast appearances.

- Not against this award, I might throw it in the flexes.

- Clint has priors too.

I always found like the Renee Russo Clint

used to it in the line of fire relationship to be like putting a little layer of cream cheese on that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Now she's gonna look back at me 'cause she loves it, she can't get enough.

- She's looking back wondering if you're still driving 'cause you're 708. Somehow we're still in the secret service. Connor from California said, what would be the Mount Rushmore movie recommendations

that would almost guarantee the female recipient you're interested would not have interest, not only in seeing the movie, but ever speaking to you again. - To live in Dina, LA is a really good one to start with. - This is a phenomenal question.

- He said, he nominates bad lieutenant, happiness, eight millimeter, and come and see. - I don't think we're gonna do come and see other modules. - And he said, I got to thinking how to repurpose this in a category

and I give you the Harvey Kytel traffic stop, bad lieutenant award for worst possible scene to watch on a first date. - I know a guy who took a girl to go see the Romanian abortion drama for months, three weeks and two days

on a first date. - Oh my god. I think hereditary would be up there. That's a good one. Death Wish?

- Yeah, Craig's still scarred for the first time. - First 20 minutes of death. - You're pretty tired. - I mean, even I walked in there with my head hanging low. - I was like, I feel weird about this one.

And I think we were like, gotta scooted past the first 20 minutes.

- Any movement I've never seen before.

- I've never seen before.

- I think monster's ball is the answer to all of this.

- Yeah. - It's what it's, 'cause we had that other category about worst thing to watch with your parents with your in-laws. That one was smaller when you're all going to the movies together.

- Yeah. - I think monster's ball wins all of this, and it checks all the box. - Manchester by the sea, tough first date, probably. - Well, there's a different between like,

what's one that a woman will probably just be like, this year gotta be fucking kidding me with this. Versus something that's horrifying. - Right, right. - This is more like species.

- Pereditary and Manchester by the sea, I think are like real bummers. - Is species a terrible first date movie? - I don't know, or is it not bad? - It's tough when you have some ramen

and watch species, 'cause you can't really-- - This is great.

- We can't be like, how good did Natasha Henters look?

Like, that's maybe a-- - They're really gratuitous, naked 80s movie scenes are tough. - Yeah, when she's nailing Alfred Molina, you're like, okay, I'm about that, pretty cool. - You like that?

I was trying to think of fights that I had after movies with people I was either dating or on a date with or fights about the movie, whatever. And one of them was a such chasing Amy with a girl I was dating and Boston a little bit.

It was like, that really weren't serious, but dating. - Okay. - And she liked the movie more than I did and I really hated the ending and we argued about it for an hour.

It wasn't like angry arguing, but it may be like her last that she liked the ending so much. - I mean, that was like that. - That's fucking stupid. - I feel like once you get to a certain age,

you just kind of like, did you like that? And it's like, no, and I was like, all right, just like, I'm not gonna fight about it. - I also saw Mad Love with Drew Barrymore and Chris O'Donnell with the date and they got choked up at the end

and I was like, wow, that can't believe you got choked up. - Oh, it sounds, hitting me one of the worst nights with my wife was seeing the master. She really did not enjoy that movie. - Oh, really?

- She was just like, you have to be fucking kidding me.

Like, why did you take me to the house? - That is, the master is probably the most polar as in good movie 'cause I don't like it either. - You don't know. - Oh, I don't know.

- I know. - I was just watching a clip from the movie that was a fun hang. And I was like, I wonder if we would ever do that. But yeah, respect it.

- I'm sure. - What do you think of Bagoña? Did you see Bagoña? - I don't watch you or go anywhere. He's lost my faith and trust me too, man.

It's all my tickets. - Really? - You didn't watch Bagoña either? - I watched it, but I'm just like, I only watch them because they get nominated.

And I'm just like, I can't believe this. - I don't like weird just to be weird. I think there's a line. - I don't actually think it's that weird and that's part of the problem.

- If you just look, oh, interesting. - Oh, yeah, he's trying to be weird, but it's actually not interesting.

- I think the statement the movie's trying to make

I'm less interested in that. I think it's better if you just look at it as is this woman in Alien movie. I think in that respect, it's really good. Nick, that's all he gave us.

He is a category day. Every watchable podcast fantasy is on, he gives a criterion level of fact that's either 100% sure or is completely made up and then we have to guess.

- Oh, true, it's an ally with Sean fantasy. - That's good. - It's pretty good. That's good. - I would believe it every time.

- True, and there's some sort of reward punishment if we guess correctly more than wrong, fantasy has to do a forest gump impression to utter in line. I think I ruin your roommate's bathroom. - He'd be like, fuck that, I'm not doing that.

- Yeah. - Or maybe if we get Sean, if like Sean ever gets caught

10 times, he has to do a repatsables with you

where you just talk it up. - Yeah, I'm operating for no or no about that.

- Maybe we get to five, and if, if guess, yes, first,

guess no, there's some sort of either punishment or another one. - Yeah, all right, this is from KB and Colorado. He's Ryan Gosling hosting us and now the Hollywood equivalent of LeBron entering the Dunk contest.

Gosling, A-list actor, top of his profession, goes on us and I'll fully commit. Williness to risk looking on coal and dears in the fans not fans, elevates his branches same.

I picked this just for Craig, 'cause I know Craig loves Gosling. And I don't know. I know the comparison is in apples and apples. I wish it more and be or stars would do this

and then he said, is Gosling this generation's best current host of SNL. He's putting together a strong resume as he flirting with Mount Rushmore or is that still said in Stone.

- We do think he's the best right now.

I think he's at the top of the Mount Fresno.

- Think he's best last 10 years. - Yeah, yeah.

- I think he definitely is.

- It's his willing to commit. It's not that he does SNL, 'cause a lot of people do it. That's not he's willing to just look like an idiot and do whatever they want.

- It's just such a good move. I can't think of somebody who's bad. Like, was the Chalomea episode? - Chalomea is good. I think he's in Chalomea's good.

The Stone's really good. - Yeah. - It's kind of a litmus test in some ways to what kind of actor you are 'cause the ones that can pop on SNL

and just ride with anything. - Yeah. - It's probably part of why they're such a good actor. - It's just willing to not take yourself too seriously. The Gosling SNL that he just did,

the whole opening monologue was basically dedicated to how hot Harry Styles was and he did that. - Yeah. - And like the fact that he was willing to do that? - Yeah.

- Show's why he's so great. - So where'd one from Tim and Los Angeles? It's a question for conspiracy bill. He said, in '90s, crime movies. - It's your will.

- Sure. - Cell phones are basically James Harden the playoffs. The second someone uses one, it's their listing dump it,

get to a play phone, the smart criminals always go analogue.

Here's the thing. I don't think that was just a storytelling crutch.

I think Big Phone lobbied Hollywood hard to make

early cell phones feel insecure and traceable. Slow down cell phone adoption. Keep land lines of pay phones alive a few more years product placement, in reverse. All that cell phones taught us was you're getting caught.

That's not nothing. I'm saying it happened. - Really interesting, he thinks that like 18, well, who would, what would Big Phone, the telecom company?

- But don't those companies also sell phone phones? - That's where the conspiracy falls apart. - Yeah, 'cause you had to get a plan and they were usually with the companies that except for like, I guess there was a few that didn't.

I like where it's heads at though. - Where did, what happened in crime movies when it's like, get to a pay phone and you give the guy the number? That's kind of gone now 'cause we're in a pay phone.

So how did people communicate down signal? Do you think your phones are gonna come back or any version of untraceable communication? - Yeah. - I mean, if Blu-rays could come back, anything could happen.

- I just don't think people really call that much. You know what I mean? It's like you call your loved ones and you get phone calls from like spam,

but like do you just like blind call build, ask them a question?

- We're just learning now that, I mean, obviously emails come back. I think 10 years from now, we're gonna think of text the way that we're thinking of emails now. And it's like, people got to figure out ways

to talk, that's not traceable. - I call Craig sometimes just to freak them out, think something happened, but I'm just calling to be like, yo. - You called me when I was an Indianapolis and I was like, oh no, what do you do?

- You'll do, yeah. - It's like the random build call that you're like, oh no. And then it's like, big caro. - I don't love it. - Well, I was an Indianapolis.

- I like to be a positive force of people. - I was like, didn't her build calls me, I leave to go step outside and answer, and he goes, you're gonna love CR Zayn low impression on today's page.

- Literally happened, that was true. You stepped out, you thought there was an emergency. - Okay, this is, this is this plane has to take off and fly in the air for a couple seconds, but it lands really well, okay?

- It's from Colenel, Colenel, I don't think we've had a Colen before, Colen, little rare name. - You've been talking about rewatching Game of Thrones in the sauna, I do it every two years or so. A Moe's caught off guard in season five episode five,

when Jordan Tyrion's captures, she's casually mentioned that they would sell Tyrion to a cock merchant. That got me thinking about how one goes about becoming a cock merchant.

Did you graduate in a bad economy and unemployment rate is high and it's hard to find a job? Just hate chopping dick, stew it off for the paycheck, tell 'em people, it's temporary, cut to 25 years later. You're senior director of Dorf Cox

with thinning hair and a beer belly wondering where your life went. - That made me think, okay. About what other movies just casually introduced a character with a holy shit, how's that a job job?

(laughing) Like the dude in my northern report who just sells new eyeballs to Tom Cruise. - Good one. - But that guy's life didn't turn out the way he expected.

- Yeah.

- Oh yeah, I think you should consider

the cock merchant, how does that a job category?

- That's a disregard for the research, right?

- That's our boy's store more. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I had really liked how is this a job job? - Yeah.

- Category. I think that's really strong. Cock merchant. - Cock merchant's really good.

We've never, usually for rewatch most categories,

we have movies in the award not television shows. So we'd really have to bend it on this one. - Yeah, I'm just trying to scan through my head to think of characters and good fellows who had bad jobs or something like that.

But it's got a lot of light. - I mean, it's tough to top. - I bet I ball reseller in the future. - How about, I mean, Milich in IceWide's shot doing a 24-hour costume shot,

where he also pimps out family members. - Actually, now that we're talking about this, the Buckingham Phoenix in 8-millimeter. - Oh yeah, just working in the adult film store and seeing things that you can't unsee

and knowing like the dark world. - Right from to live and die. - Maybe just go work at a subway. - Yeah, working at a topless bar and also acting as a, a snitch.

- Yeah. - The guy in IceWide. - Oh yeah. - The old man in IceFinger who's only job

is like tracking whale locations in that room

in the concert menu. - Yeah, this is good. - A bit of people have more ideas too. This is from Casey and Washington, DC. The Bill Simmons watching TV on blast through Sana Glass Award

for the most ridiculous behavior in the movie. Think out, but you know, give me all you got or Tom Cruise being drunk or Nicholas Cage being singing Halloween face off. But here's his big question.

If you could do a rewatchable's with Tom Cruise, which movie would you wanna do with him if it was his movie? - Ooh. I have a choice, but I'm interested in your takes.

- It tends on how Craig would do trapech thunder just so we could do track thunder. - Oh my god. - 100%. - I would do, I know what you'd say.

- I would do IceWide's shot. I just wanna know everything about it. I would wanna know everything about what it was like. - It's fucking great choice. - If you, if he was gonna be like,

it's all on the table, let's go. Like me and Nicole, me and Stanley did Stanley get killed before the movie comes out. Like I'll talk about anything. I would probably be that.

- So maybe it's two versions of Cruise. It's everything's on the table. We have no secrets cruise, it's IceWide's shot. - Yes. - If it's the cruise, the public figure cruise

that we know, it's gotta be cocktail. (laughing) Just has to be.

- What do you think is recall for the making of cocktail?

Is it this point in his life? Like can you, I mean, he's an alien. He's never drank. He has all his brain cells. - I wanna know which Tom Cruise skill

he's held on to the most. - Oh, that's a great question. - That's in the cocktail pod. You would make him flip the bottle, see if you can do it. - Can't do it.

- If he's still good at pool from color. - You would probably be like, I can actually fly a jet and you guys want me to make a dark and stormy. Like that's like, who gives a shit? You know? (laughing)

I mean, if you could do one activity with Tom Cruise, what is it? - Play pool. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Or I'd want a bartender. - You want a bartender? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Hey, there's an opening, a TJ Fridays today.

- I'd like to give him sets in volleyball and just see what happens. - I want to dance with him to Lil John. (laughing) - I'd also want to incorporate Joe Hassan at somehow

'cause House House is the rare ability to just be able to immediately a friend and hang out with everybody. - Yeah. - And give somebody a nickname.

So it's like almost amazing, like T.C.

What's up, motherfucker Aaron? And just like, "Contum Cruise would love it." (laughing) All right. Shots fired in this email from Tyler.

He's signed this Tyler and an ice road crew. - Okay. - I mean, he's probably driving on ice roads. I don't know if it was a stealth rewatchable's reference from something we did on an ice road, who knows.

With this movie, be worth worth with.datdatdat. Like how we do with Hanks and Cruise, the reverse. Easily only one choice for each sex and blatantly obvious. It would be Jared Leto and Dakota Johnson. (laughing)

I was yelling in my tractor for Craig to be a man and name them, but obviously someone has gotten him too. - Would you be talking about this? - No.

- Would this movie be worth with Jared Leto and Dakota Johnson?

- I think that's pretty funny. - Where are you at with Dakota? - I personally really like her. She's been in her batting average. She's under the Mendocela.

- Yeah. - I personally like her. - It's pretty rare to have like this amount of turkeys, I guess. But I do find myself fascinated by her. - I agree.

I like her as a personality. I think more than I do the movies. - Yeah, she's a better like talk show guest and she is like, I loved when she flipped it on Ellen. I felt like that started the own generous turn.

- Yeah. - When she was like, I didn't bite you, didn't respond, or whatever that whole thing was. Jared Leto, I just don't like, yeah.

Yeah, I read against him.

- First of all, any actor who then also tries to shove his band

down your throat, I just my guards up. - Sure. - Right away with those guys.

- Who are the best actors that are in a popular band?

- Keanu, oh, in a popular band, and a doc stars like Billy Bob is a big like my band, like then my band is real busy. This year's the land man may have to wait a while, like. - James Dolan is the best. Also, here's my band, J.E.I. Street Shop.

- Here's my band. - He has like these, like some of the best jazz musicians in the country he overpays to us back up band. One take a break and I have a big question coming up. Okay, okay.

- All right, this is from Josh from Vegas via Albany. And he said in Prince's, yes, that's a real thing. Building a rewatchable as extended movie universe, Hall of Fame pyramid, like I did with the book of Bass. - Sure.

- Who are the level one guys who's on top? Who are the role players? I feel like this could at least be a good meal bag bit. You're correct. So I was thinking about this.

I put some time in this one. I sent this one to you guys. - If we did like, you do it every year, right? Like how the NBA they have, like this year's inductees. - Yeah.

- That's valid. The Pantheon, it would have to be the five people that have been in the most rewatchable movies.

I think that'd be a fair word to do, which is cruise 17.

But you know, 14, 10, 13, 10, 12. It's the long 12. - Yes.

- So those would be our first inductee for the Pantheon.

I think you'd have the following four directors. Spielberg, nine, Tony Scott, nine, Michael Man eight, Squarespace, eight. For, you put those for him. Special achievement.

Steven Sigal, brought us a lot of joy. - Sure. Renee Russo, just killing the 90s, showing up over and over again. She's been in seven rewatchables movies. - Oh my God.

- Phillipsy Morhoffman. - Got his own category. - Brantel. - Yeah. - That's peepin.

That was the peepin. - I know it's a PSH scene. I just keep watching over and over again. Mission impossible, three. - You think I won't do it?

(both laughing) - So special achievement. Would you put birth on there for what he meant to the rewatchable? - Sure.

- 'Cause I feel like he gets in. I think Julie Roberts gets in.

She's second most female rewatchables,

plus pretty woman was one of the funniest pods we had. And I don't know, she's just popped in different decades. - In special achievement are just in. - I was thinking it's special achievement, but you could also just save her for Hall of Fame.

Is there anybody else you would do for special achievement?

- I mean, if you just want to use people who have been, I think Philip Baker Hall, for instance, deserves recognition as a role player for his role. I think he's going to have him in the next category for that guy category.

- Yeah. - But also in the amitations for a while. - Oh true. - Yeah. - Who else did we do for amitations?

We had Wayne, Robert Losia, Andy Garcia, Philip Baker Hall, a Peeposal Way. - Honestly, Losia's got to be... - Losia's got to be. - Yeah, Losia's got to be.

- Because he also is in big. - All right, so special achievements. Sigal, Russo, Hoffman, Losia, would you have a fifth? - Oh. - Karen from Goodfellus, Lorraine Braco.

- Yes, yes. - Braco's in. - Okay, that's five. - So that guy award, these are all graduated that guy's, but Joey Pants, John Carroll Lynch, who was in three and four

at one point. - What a run for him. I think Catherine O'Hara has to be in there 'cause she's been in a bunch of different ones who've done different characters and Remar.

- Okay. - So we've talked about Remar, and then would you put Baker Hall as the fifth? - Yeah, he's probably actually also been secretly in like 10 roulette balls.

We just have to know the exact amount. - I know, we need to find our Robert Orie, who's actually been in the most free watchable movies. Is it Cruiser 17 or is there somebody who's actually been in more of this album?

- Nobody has been in over 10. - Do you know how many Hoffman movies we've done? How many PS4's? - Yes, we've been seven or eight. - Wow, yeah.

- And there's some left. - Oh, yeah. I mean, there's something that I would just put in just for him. - So then I have like Charlie Wilson's war or something. - Three-year life away, roller girl, Katherine Schermell,

80 Falco and Copeland and Robert, give it to Boomerang. - Oh, there's, I can think of a bunch of others. - Yes, but I would just the first class. - Who's the more naive from risky business?

- Oh, yeah. - Might have to add it. - Yeah, room for one more. - Room for one more. - I mean, he literally did throw his life away.

All right, well, I had the more naive risky business unless you want to do species. - I don't care if I die at the end of the sexual counter. - I mean, certainly, she should probably be in there. I mean, let's be honest with you.

A bunch of guys did throw their lives away. - Yeah, yeah, that's so stupid.

- Do you like from Fletch?

- Oh, Dana Wheeler Nicholson. - Yeah, that could be another category, most polarizing arguments we've had on the podcast. Sean, just being just laughing us down. - Yeah, I don't know what to have.

- Like forget that. - I mean, I would throw Courtney Cox from Ace Ventura in there, but, ooh, can add that as well. - Just a frightening thing. - And then last one, this is the big one,

the Dion waiters first class side did some work on this. Ted Levine sounds of the lamp. - Yeah. - She, she, great, great, great version. - Catherine Han and stepbrothers, we did like 15 minutes

on how good she was in that movie. - We did that in a while ago. - She's so fucking funny in that movie. - We should restart. - It was like 2017, I wasn't doing the show then.

- Are you sure? - Yeah, I wasn't there. - Who did you do with it? Did we do it? - I don't remember, I don't remember anything anymore.

- It might have been me and Sean. - Maybe. - You know what I was?

- She's amazing in that movie.

- So good. We do like, like, I feel like we talked about the Catalina Wine Cooler for like 25 minutes. - It was the U2 and Sean July, 2018, which is the week I got hired.

- Wow, so we could probably do that as a live show. Cyrus and the Warriors. - Mm-hmm. - Christopher Walken with the combo, pulp, and truromance. - Yeah.

- Both, right? - Yes. - And then commends in the Godfather, who we talked about for a while. - We did just five scenes, just absolutely annihilating all of them.

- Just Kristoff Walts count from Anglorious Bachelors, and he's like in too much. - He's in it too much. - 'Cause the other one is, initially, I thought Melissa McCarthy and Brad's made's,

one of the funniest performances of all time, but she's in it too much. - She's like a starman.

- That's why Catherine Hansen, like four scenes,

just like absolutely destroying everything. - Yeah. - And all of them. I think it's those four. There's probably some other ones.

- Oh, and Mick Brad, and this is the end. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Is he in it too much? - No.

- He's in the first half of the movie, right?

- He's in the end too much. - Oh, no way. It's more like the second third, where he shows up. - The whole night happens, and then he wakes up. - But he's probably there for a good 30 minutes.

- Yeah. - I don't know. Michael Sarah, and this is the end would be mine. - Ooh, yeah. - Oh, that's a good, man.

I think he won, actually. - He had to have slapping Rihanna's ass, 'cause we probably decided Mick Brad was in it too much. - Boy, I know. - Is there any other category you would put in

for the Hall of Fame? I think we should actually really put more time into this and then like announce it on some special pod and have like plaques and stuff. - Yeah, that would be good.

- But is there another category that should be in there?

I think those are the basics. - No, those are the big ones. I mean, I think Apex Mountain's so open for to be about what it is, kind of like it's hard to put it in. - We didn't have bargant, yeah, we'd be too confusing.

'Cause I was thinking could villain be in there. - Oh, Hans Group are villain. - You could do Apex Mountain by year. - Like who has 1984, who has 1989? - In five, who has 1986.

- I was thinking, 'cause we did a nice guy's coming. - Mm-hmm. - And Gosling was in that and La La Land same year. That my case for that, they should name for the Oscars and MVP of the year.

- Oh, yeah. - Either somebody that just completely the performance was so unbelievable, they own the year, or somebody that I'm involved with. - I would love to go back through,

I mean, there's a couple of Spielberg years where he does to move around the same year. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And that's the thing, the MVP can be director, actor, actor, a scientist.

- Cinematographer, even. - Yeah, yeah. - I mean, we talked about Carrie in '94 doing Dumb and Dumb and Dumb and Dumb and Dumb and Dumb. - Everyone's gonna ask.

- Yeah, yeah. - It's like, you know, it was felt like the, almost like they did. - And if you go back earlier to like the '70s and '80s, there are times when people put up like three four movies

that are pretty good, you know, like Redford Hoffman didn't year old years. So to bring it nominated for Best Director for two different movies in the same year. - Yeah, traffic and air and rock, but it's right?

- I mean, that's, no wait. - Yeah, that was it, right? - Yeah, yeah. - Tom Canne, too, Son. He wants us to flirt with an unwatchable's month.

And he mentioned, we have to do G-Li, the Ben Affleck anti-classic.

- Is that a rock bottom, the opposite of Apex Mountain?

- G-Li. - That says Nadir Mountain.

He mentions how Apex critical to the pod,

which is true, we live Apex. The hangover's Justin Barthau submits a nuclear holocaust of a rain man impression. - That's right. - That is queer somehow survived.

Two big name came is in the film, including Al Pacino. And then he suggested, unwatchable's month, G-Li, Rocky Five, Battlefield Earth, Freddy got fingered and cat women. We get a lot of requests for cat women

because it's really truly one of the worst movies ever made. - That's how they married one? - Yeah. There's a crazy basketball scene in that movie that's like, I then came and described it.

- I never sure if they had some thoughts like that. - Kind of lost the art of making real stinkers because now they're more like superhero movies

Or sci-fi movies that you're watching,

but usually superhero movies are like, I can't believe they let this, like, they put this out. - Well, it's funny because right now they're kind of is one of those in the bride.

- Yeah, but there are a bunch of people who think the bride's awesome.

- Yeah, or the bride is like a brave step, you know?

- Yeah, I like the bride's saggers. - Yeah, yeah. They're like, you guys didn't understand that. - But we've cats, I guess. - Oh, yeah, the Taylor Swift cats. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Drew S writes, "What do you think about adding "a flex category for the Ted Levine Buffalo Billboard "for performance so good and distinct? "It damaged the actor's career. "Rectual act of winners include Billy Zabkin,

"Critic Kid, Patrick Bergen, and sleep with the enemy. "And even though Chris Maloney and JK Simmons

"had strong careers, you can never unwatch

" their characters and us. - Wayne Growter, me, is the ultimate example. - Yeah, I don't even know. - I don't even see Wayne Grow again after he. - I mean, I think he's even now leaning it.

Like he did the Maloney show where he just came out as Wayne Grower. I mean, it's like you just kind of-- - This is a good flex category for if there's a movie where it's so clearly--

- It's basically like, are you gonna be signing autographs at conventions for the next 30 years as this character? - Yeah. - It's the type cast award, I guess, right? - Kind of, 'cause we see it in TV all the time.

It's like Jason Alexander was George Davis. It's worth the type of thing, right? - Yeah, it's like the performance was so distinct that you can't unsee the performance from the character. - But it's like Patrick Bergen is a good graphic one.

- Yeah. - He was a good actor, but sleep with the enemy you just seen him go and-- - Right. - Laura!

(laughs)

- And he's just so crazy and evil, you're like,

he actually has to be crazy and evil. There's no way he's acting. - Yeah. - That's a really tough line across. Wayne Grower's same thing.

- Frank Nady and the Untouchables.

I can't remember that actor's name, but it's like--

- The bad guy? - Yeah. - The guy in the white suit, I would just be like, I'm going to the other side of the street. - For Jeff, it's gold, blooming death wish.

(laughs) He watches the big show, man, this is a great category. There's so many that I want to go back and look at. - Like the role that haunts you, the role that haunts the actor. - Yeah.

- This is a nerdy one from Ron and Florida. He's a tax lawyer. He's said in 82 Congress packs past the tax equity and fiscal responsibility act, which made Barabond's very expensive for companies to issue.

And are very rare to see after the mid '80s, that's why you don't see Barabond's anymore. And he can look past it for some post-82 movies, like Beverly Hills, Cop, maybe even die hard. But when we get to heat in panic room,

no fucking way, basically, he's saying. - They're just out of circulation. - Yeah.

- He's like Roger Vanzan is not carrying around 1.6 million

in bonds, well past our maturity date, come on. - Okay, we'll tell Michael Man for a minute. Matt Hennessy suggests the Dave Toshki Animal Crackers Award for most niche taste they're interested exhibited by a main character in a movie.

- Jesus. - This is good. Flood Gondales, Pension for Backdoor Lollipops. He mentions, did you just do it again? - Gondolly.

- Flood Gondolly. - Gondolly. - Gondolly? - Yeah. - You don't fly.

- You don't fly. Reynolds Woodcock's fondness for poison mushrooms and phantom thread. - Sure. - Steve Krause character and Little Miss Sunshine

being the Pramina and Prof Scarred in America. And then Neil McCulley and Metals. - It's pretty good. - Or like Malchovitch and Rounders, liking Oreos? - Yeah, it's not new to you.

- I think this goes into Flex. - Jennifer Lopez, Dolphins fan in out of sight. And it's not niche, I mean, she's from Miami, but it's still like, it's like, - Exactly.

- I mean, I mean, she's just walks out wearing a marino jersey, yeah. What's, what's fantasy's version of this? - It's like, oh, what's this name in, to live in Dine L.A. wearing a Steelers Max.

- Yeah. - And what's the black one? - My black one jersey. - What's fantasy's most niche taste? - Like, as our human being?

- Yeah. - I think it's almost the reverse of his no white condiments thing. Is that a thing? - Oh, yeah.

- Like no ranch, no mayo, nope. - Although he does cheat with a least sometimes but he doesn't like any white condiments. - He's a big, like why? - He just happens to not like condiments

or obviously don't even know. - It's such a good answer, and it's great. It's so fantasy, like really hates mayonnaise. - Oh, no white condiments. - Oh, no milk.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Those like half and a half. - Mayo's great. - You need mayo in sandwich.

- Rob Cacher actually convinced me to change a category. - Oh. - And he said he's a huge fan of the show. He's been on the ride since the page two days.

But he said it's a terrible job by me with the Elizabeth Shoe Award. She's highly educated. She went to Wellesley and Harvard, and she radiates intelligence most for work.

I can't disagree. Her being cast as an astrophysicist is perfectly credible in the same. At least by Hollywood standards, it does not feel like she was cast

because she was simply hot. Obviously the award needs to be the Denise Fritchard says nuclear physicist Christmas Jones Award. - Sure.

- So I changed that, I think he's right.

Denise Fritchard's playing a nuclear physicist is 100 times more absurd than Elizabeth Shoe.

I don't know, like the Christmas Jones Award, yeah.

I really like this question from Jack and Austin. In the social network, there's a short scene where Eduardo comes to visit Zuck in his dorm room and mentions he made it to the next round of the final club of Crubin.

Isabird gets up, stands in doorway and Roboticly says, "That's good.

"You should be proud of that right there.

"Don't worry if you don't make it any further." (laughing) It's an all-time line reading that based smart-manous jealousy and resentment without showing much emotion.

I propose the, that's good. You should be proud of that right there. Don't worry if you don't make it any further award for best line reading. Password, there's a clue she's got a great ass.

Everybody in the German army has heard of Hugo Stiglitz and my offer is this, nothing. We have to add this. - Okay, I don't know if Sean's gonna listen to this, but next time we have Sean on and he says something,

you should go, "That's good. "You should be proud of that. "Don't get mad if I don't throw you for a while." (laughing) - I think best line reading is a great one.

- Yeah, I'm kind of surprised we've had this pod for nine years and didn't think with that, that should be a category. - Yeah, 'cause it's a little twist on best quote or belatedly best quote, best line reading.

Leslie Nielsen and airplane, good luck, rock-outing. Right.

- But I think what he's important is also

that the what Jesse Eisenberg says is why it's up being a very prophetic thing about it. - Yeah, the relationship with Eduardo. - The words seem to be really, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

- So it's like, that's a tasty burger. Or that's a tasty burger, it's like,

it's an incredible line reading.

I don't know if it has like everything to do with fiction. - Fixings have weight. - Yeah. Pat from Scranton had one that another good category

suggestion about, if we did a recast away. The Wilson, I'm sorry, award for did this movie crossover in a pop culture and become a universal joke or reference, like the exercises had been. - Oh yeah.

- He mentions Groundhog Day, the movie. Houston, we have a problem, funny, how am I funny, clown? Just when I thought I was out that pulled me back in. - Houston, we have a problem that's from a movie. - Yeah, is that on Paul 13?

- Yeah, it's Paul 13. - But that's where it started? - Yeah.

- All right, I mean, I think that they actually said it.

You know, like, all right, you really like that movie is what pushed that into the lexicon. I think that was the right thing. If a movie had a moment that actually became cultural, I think that needs to be recognized.

- It's tough because-- - Because put it on what's aged the best. - The last 10 years, I feel like they become more like visual memes and like that rather than the lines. - 'Cause now it's like a screenshot of Killian Murphy

from Oppenheimer, like the what have I done and it's just the shot of him looking down. - Or the tough quarterback. - Right, or the tough quarterback, yeah. - What's the last movie you can think of

that really broke into like popular cultural lexicon? - I think it takes 10 years and I think it's a slow burn. - Yeah, 'cause it's like bane now is like, there's all these bane jokes like that you'll hear on like sports pods and stuff and it's like,

that was not happening like when it first came down.

- It sounds a good one though. - Yeah. - Like the town, which is five years old. - Oh yeah. - Which car are we gonna take?

- The departed. - I think it takes like 10 to 50 years. - Yeah. - It's got a really, really work at it. - Jordan R.

- I'm so happy about you saying it's a good take shot. - Should be friends. (laughing) - Don't get bad if I don't call on you for a while. - Another 48 hours and we mentioned the warriors and Jordan R mentions how bad Rembrandt was

for the was this guy really good at his job category. Tagging the graves down very simple. He had a lot of stuff about like Rembrandt. This was like your one job in the gang and you just did like very mediocre graffiti

and once Rembrandt to be added to Vincent Chase. I don't think we need to do that. I'm gonna watch the warriors again though and really look at the graffiti. - I think this kind of gets into like,

was crazy the best getaway driver or the only available getaway driver. You know what I mean? Like there's some guys that you're like, they've really built up this dude's role

for the entire thing and that it just doesn't work out. - I'm gonna skip ahead to the last couple here. - Oh, Dave H wants an AI platform. Where Craig could be like I want to watch Zodiac at 97 minutes and AI just cuts it.

It's the Craig Coral back at Craig Coral back at Craig Coral. - Time management machine. - Well this is the thing is that like we need to bring back this movie was edited by Claude to Restoreal Cable. Where Craig is cutting like epic films to make his job.

- We can watch Nick's Hornets fight for you. (laughing) - Ben and I watch almost famous twice

in the last week but we watched the boot leg cut the second time,

which has like 35 minutes of additional scenes. And I was telling him this one's not in the movie and then we were deciding after the scene whether they should have kept it in the actual cut or not. - Yeah, had a great time.

That's awesome. - Yeah there was a couple good scenes where we're like, "Eh, so almost famous, I would say there's probably

Three scenes that they could have added.

So in that case maybe like eight minutes longer. - Okay. - And I don't think I would cut anything. - Robert V wants us to add the Coglins Law Award for Best Random Rule or Law on the movie from Cocktail.

He points out we had so much fun with the Laws in that movie. That was a really fun part. And should we just squeeze him in, should that be life lesson? I'm on a test drive this one. - Sure, yeah.

- Maybe it could be life lesson or a Coglins Law. - Yeah, I agree with the Coglins Law. - We have life lesson at the end of the, - Yeah. - So maybe Coglins Law.

- Sure, the movie, that's what that works.

- I'm gonna coat that. Oliver from Melbourne, Australia, once the yellow, the Al Pacino, yellow handkerchief award for the most, what the fuck won't be the movie? (laughing)

I'll put that in flex. - Yeah. - And then, kind of a darkie about from Eddie from Philly. - Uh-oh.

- He was listening to Zodiac. And he said there's this huge New Yorker article last year, which explored a theory,

why Ciro Coors basically vanished after the '80s.

We talked about this. - Why, what happened? - It's like DNA. - It's like DNA. - He said, Baby Boomer's a Gen X being exposed to let it gasoline was the sliding door's moment

to power a large portion of Netflix's business. Is the theory. - What does that mean? - The smell of gas. - I mean, people like wanna kill people.

- That's his theory? - That was this article. - That's dead. - He did poison, created generation of Ciro Coors in the '70s.

- Do you think Netflix needs Ciro Coors to come back?

- Netflix is now doctoring the gas to make it more led it again. Josh Aubrey, we're coming to the end here. Just one of the guys. He said the Joyce Hazard was almost Dr. Melphy bombshell and then just one of the guys.

- Oh yeah. - She'd be used in the future for half-ess or in research as like the hammer. - He said, yeah, he said this to me was the equipment of finding out Judd Nelson was almost Walter White.

- You know what? - Why don't we do this instead of what? Because half-ess internet research we generally cannibalize like at the beginning of the pod. Anyway, like people can't help but be like,

did you know this happened in this happened? But you gotta save one hammer. You gotta save one for the, like the most fascinating piece of half-ess internet research. - Yeah, maybe it'll build.

- Yeah, I think that's a better way to do it. Michael Hughes and London wants us to have the poly from Rocky Ward for the character who would host the most terrifying podcaster YouTube channel. - That maybe think of other podcast YouTube channels,

like Big Nick and then at the, yeah. - Could we, could we do that? - Big Nick and then at the use would just be like talking LA High School football. - Sure.

- In fact, another great line, season from Polly.

- Wayne Grove, what would have an interesting YouTube channel?

- Yeah, Wayne Grove would be awful. Andrew points out that the Mark Colton Haydson Jacob Plaza Award for best performance with one line should actually be the Estelle Riner. I'll have what she's having.

- Yeah. - Nice shout out to Rob Riner. - Yeah. - And that's probably a more famous line. - Definitely. - Sorry, I think that's good one.

- Yeah. Duck and Woodward and Washington. He said, "As someone who goes on Zillow, "concelent or appreciate real estate,

"I will never be able to afford.

"I often find myself appreciating beautiful homes and movies. "We do this with the Amanda Dobbins category. "I've researched properties from movies, "find out how much they last sold for some examples. "I researched the Graham family home in hereditary.

"Jace and Bourne's pair of support when we got to ambush. "And the house and leave the weapon on by the South "of the Africans. "I would like to propose the Faustau Alacore "and mansion award for a piece of real estate.

"You'd want it on the most. "And then you guys could guess the price." (laughs) And see if that Faustau's man. I don't know if we want to put Faustau in the categories.

Ben from Connecticut wanted us to do the Stuart Scott Award for line from the movie. Most like, could it be used during a 90s sports center highlight? - Oh, yeah. - Like, we'll fall Wall Street on that fucking leave.

- Yeah. - Stu Scotch is doing that. All right, Dave P wants to know Cruz or Hanks. He could pick one Tom Cruz movie to subhanks and for the Cruz part and vice versa.

What are the two movies? And he wants to see Cruz and Castaway.

Cruz and Castaway would be pretty amazing.

- Yeah. - The physicality Cruz would really lean into and do a good job. - Hanks trying to light the fire. - It's hard to go the other way.

- Hanks going into a Cruz part. What about Hanks and I as a wedge shot? - I could see, that would be weird. That would be a tough one. - I could see Hanks doing,

'cause there was like a, you're sort of a young bad boy era for Hanks when he's doing punch line. I could see that doing Badger party Hanks. - Yeah, like Rayman?

That's what I was gonna say Rayman. - Hanks as Charlie Babbit? - Yeah. - That's pretty good. - Yeah.

- So Hanks as Charlie Babbit. And then Cruz and Castaway. - Cruz and Castaway, that would be funny for Cruz.

- It's a heavy and private round would be hilarious.

- I think the Cruz and Big would be funny.

- The worst version of it would be Cruz's force gump. (laughing) - 'Cause of the running especially. - Cruz and Forrest gump for Big. - Oh, Cruz and Forrest gump, he's probably furious.

- We might need to embrace AI just so they can make a version of Forrest gump. - Coming on the Craig Horl back, network. - The club. - An 80 minute version of Zodiac and an AI Cruz and Castaway.

- Why can't Craig be the new club? - You're just called Craig. - Yeah, that's just Zodiac.

I think you got the guy in my name, you know?

- But it would be good if you could also just be like, if sometimes you're like, "That's a good question." - I don't know. (laughing)

- I'm busy. I'm watching Zodiac. (laughing) - I'm trying to trim an hour out of Zodiac. - It's really hard.

- Jack F loves the rewatchable's mailbox, so he's got to be excited he's in this one. - He's a category idea. The little kitten or boy getting eaten by a shark award for the scene that gets glossed over

until the viewer realizes, "Holy shit, a little boy was eaten by a shark." (laughing) - Eddie has Dr. Lumis, a bestaking Ben Traimer for Michael Myers.

- Hold on. - And a bunch of others. - We just talked about something like this to live in Diane LA one where it's like, a guy explodes in the same building

that Ronald Reagan is giving a speech at. And then the next scene is like, they don't even reference it. - Yeah, I'm gonna put that in the front. - There was an assassination attempt

on the president, then they're like, "Yeah, let's get some beers."

- But we always have to end mailbox either here

or on my podcast with the Goofy's question possible.

This comes from Chris A. Good morning. I did not know there would be a rewatchable's mailbag where you'd consider new awards. If there's still a chance I would like to propose one,

the Peter North Award for the performance of an actor that was their most ever filled one in their career. A performance that they shot their most loaded, if you will. Thank you for listening and have a great new year. - So it's not best roll, it's most effort.

Trying the hardest. It's like they shot their biggest wide. I gotta say, it's pretty good. The Peter North Award. - It's good.

I've tried to think of like the way you challenge it. It's like Casey Affleck and Manchester by the sea. - Yeah, Daniel DeLuis and my left foot. But I would say he's Peter North and every move. - He's beating all the time.

- Peter North and Lincoln? - Yeah, he's Peter North and Lincoln. - I feel like Ben Affleck and chasing Amy was a Peter North movie for him. He really, really went for it.

It's really for the movies where the guy

really, really goes for it. - Yeah, it's like going method almost. - Michael Douglas, it's like basic instinct kind of. - Yeah, well, no, but it's kind of no. - Like cruising cocktails and other one,

it's almost like they're throwing everything they have into a part that's not even that great. - I like that. - You know what I mean? - Yes.

- It's like, ah, they had to go full Peter North there. (laughing) - Like Puccino's out of a woman? - Right. Or it's really Puccino and two for the money.

- Yeah, yeah. - But I don't know. There's something there with the Peter North. - Yeah, it's for the tri-hard, no word. - Yeah, you're pushing too hard.

Apparently he has an autobiography coming up. - Peter North? - Peter North, yeah. - I really get to see if he was still alive and he is. - Yeah.

- What else do you google? - We had a friend of mine in the 90s kind of looked like Peter North and it was a running joke for the entire 90s. (laughing)

- A friend Mike. - What piece of real is great? No, who Peter North? - I don't. I was just kind of hoping nobody would ask.

- Yeah, I think it is 90s porn actor. - Yeah. - Known for his prodigists. - He lit four on the shields. - Yeah.

- Oh, yeah. - What does that mean? - He was very charismatic. - What is one of those things where I was going? - Lot of volume, volume shooter.

- That was volume. - Yeah, volume shooter. - Distance? It's just everything. (laughing)

- What's with the follow-ups? - Get you this. (laughing) - I'm sick of this. - Wait, so it's like, we're like,

- We're like, we're like, we're like spurt? - We took it spurt? (laughing) - That we have to add Peter North to the match. - Yep, this is our five guests.

(laughing)

- I think my Peter North award was the 21st century

50 most rewatchable movie spot. - Yeah. - That was my favorite one. - Yeah, yeah. - That was you shooting across the room.

- Yeah. - What was for Van? What was Van's rewatchables? - Um, I think when Van said that he wanted, he would have slept with the woman from species.

- Oh yeah. (laughing) - And then he could convince her that it's a good idea. And that he's pure. - Yeah.

- He's like, hey, my people too. - Like, yeah. - Together we will take a look at him. - We can take over. - That was a great one.

- All right, we're done with the rewatchables build back. Thanks to everybody who sent questions that they're really good. We'll try to do this every three or four months. - See our month.

- Just the warm. - Just the warm. - Nice guys coming next? - Yeah.

- Monday and then LA confidential will wrap it up.

- No, nice guys will have already happened by the time people hear this. - No, 'cause, oh, nice guys won't have happened. - Liv and I in LA will have been out, yeah. - Mayo bag.

- Then nice guys. - Nice guys. - LA confidential.

- LA confidential for our first four-person rewatchables.

- And then what are you gonna do? - What are you gonna do? - Are you gonna take some time off? - It's up to chief here. - You know, he gets to decide.

- People are like, "See our finally some good movies "cause see our was in charge." - It's like we've been talking about doing these movies. - What's really good? - Think you've seen our too much fun.

- What do we see our movie we could do right after see our month? (laughing) - I can take multitudes, what would you pick? - You probably do like--

- You can come and go with rom-coms. - Toy Story? - Yeah, anything animated. You might as well put me on the bench. - Cars three.

- Yeah. - That's when I go away for three months. We just do all animated in like Harry Potter movies. I'm just gone. - Do you like any animated movies?

- The animated movies? - Yeah, in the movie. - Fuck you guys. - Spotify is like, maybe if we can replace Bill. (laughing)

- Maybe we don't need him anymore. - We're pretty high. Do you like any animated movie? - Yeah, I do. It's partially a bit.

But I don't actually actively seek them out.

- Yeah, I have honestly never really fully understood it.

I went through a phase with that all people do. You'll go through it soon when you take your kids when they're like, it's really fun to take the kids

to the first one when they're like three.

And then it's like three to nine. You just start going to 'em. - Yeah. - So you're not a big Toy Story guy or anything. Incredibles finding the amount none of that.

- I'm not. I like the one sad Toy Story I thought was good. - Oh, three. - Three's good. - When they all about to die in the fire.

- Yeah, three's a good one. - I once said. - I also thought Lion King was really good, the which one, the not the '94 one. - Yeah, '94.

- Oh, and John's son. - It's amazing. - Yeah, that was good. - The music all out of the day. - That would be really good.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Good date. - Lion King was a good date move. - Oh yeah.

- Yeah. - So you told me it was good.

- I believe it told me it was really good.

- It was really good. - Great. - I didn't like when animated movies started to be way deeper. Like basically they started catering toward the parents - And so all the stuff that they started for like,

- Yeah, the stuff that's been there to keep the parents. - You don't like that. - I just think they should be for kids. - But what do I know?

- Maybe they've always been there, right?

- So you told me it too, there's a lot of movie. - There's Godfather references. - You told me it too. - It's funny. - The ones that I grew up with, like weird shit happened.

- Like what? - Like the Ralph Bakshi movies and stuff like Bambi. - Oh, I mean, all those early Disney movies, there's a huge tragedy to start the film. And Nemo, the bomb gets eaten by a barricutant,

to start the movie. - And up, the wife dies, there's always something like that. - Well, the one that we get, and it's a Mallory Favorite, I think it's Hugo. So one that forces the future with AI and all this shit.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Isn't that Scorsesey? - I mean, he made a movie called Hugo. I don't, or, it's not what you're talking about? - Or no.

- One of those movies, and it's big on AI. Mallory's always wanted to do it. - Not what it was Hugo. - Not Wally? - No Wally.

- Oh, Wally, sure. - Why didn't I think Hugo? - Wally is like, it's like the Apple Vision Pro is in Wally. - Wally, Wally's the one. - Wally's just like fat robot stuck to our chairs,

watching screens and ordering.

- Yeah, I think Wally's like an age the best

and the worst. - Yeah. - It's now that people might be able to-- - Yeah, Mallory picked Wally on a draft we were on, and she was, she was getting emotional about it.

- I let Mal and Joanna down, 'cause they asked me to be in the space draft, and I said I don't really like space movies, and Mallory was upset. - You don't like space movies?

- They kind of freak me out. I don't really like outer space. - What's the best space movie for you? - I've seen all of them at least once. I like when it's Martian, I like when people can come home,

but I don't like gravity. - You don't like what's up there. - Gravity is really good, I think aliens might be alien in interstellar 2001, and it kind of breaks my brain when I think about it

too much. I'd much rather worry about like shade geogisavusander's felt they didn't bring what's going on. - Santa. - What's on earth? - We worried about what's here.

- All right, thanks CR, thanks Craig, thanks to Gahau and Eduardo as well, and we'll be back Monday with nice guys. - Nice guys. - Nice guys. - On Monday, thank you.

(upbeat music)

Compare and Explore