‘Kindergarten Cop’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

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You can find Kyle Brandt every once in a while on the ringer podcast network. He's now belongs to NFL, SPN, ESPFL, ESPNFL network. He's popped over there, he's popping up all over the place still on good morning football. He's been coming on this podcast five years, six years.

“Six years since we did Teen Wolf, I think it was in the COVID year.”

That was my first one. Honestly, a little light on Arnold Moves for us, and we're going to text in Bill and we're like, we kind of miss Arnold. Kind of miss hanging with Arnold. I don't think we've done it since the running man, that was a long time ago.

Long time ago, we're back. I'll be back. Arnold Schwarzenegger, kindergarten cop, is next. [ Music ] kindergarten cop, 1990. I was in college, where were you in 1990?

Fifth grade saw the theater? Oh, you're kind of the audience for kindergarten cop. Big time. Yeah. Big time.

Loved it, fired up by it, thought it was the kids were hilarious, thought the action was awesome. This is an important movie for me, big time. You, you like it, do you see it in the theater in college? So I don't know, date. I think it's where adults can go to the movie, college can't go to the movie.

Parents can take their kids or kids can just sneak in and go.

“And I think 1990, this movie now, I don't know what it is in 2026.”

I just think it's a horrible version of it. So back then, you could end a kids movie with an active shooter who set a fire. And it's now trying to kidnap a kid and we're fine. Nobody judges it. We just go, we're scared for the kid.

We figured Arnold's going to save the day. This movie feels very distinct 1990. Let's not overthink this. Let's just give Arnold a job being a kindergarten teacher and let's go. So much of the fun in watching it now is just seeing holy shit.

How is this in the movie? There's 12 of those things. And it's like, you're enjoying Arnold and wherever the kids and all that. But then you're also like, what is with all this child abuse? And then heavy handed divorce lectures.

And then like some weird thing with sexual identity, like everything is in this movie.

And it always cracks me up that like, if you brought your kids to this movie.

Oh, great. Arnold's going to the kid stuff. I can't wait, bring the kids kindergarten. It's going to be awesome.

“And you sit down like you're eight-year-old or maybe your actual kindergarten.”

Like in the first three minutes of the movie, there is an execution style murder. And then a woman is handcuffed to a dead body. And moments after that, a man slaps a woman across the face. And you're like, what is this? We should have gone home alone again.

It's nuts. And there's 50 things like that in this movie. It's hilarious. Is this an NC 17? No, no.

It's probably was PG back then. This movie exists in this weird part of time for culture. Where like, my generation, we grew up. And we had those, you know, we had the kid shows, but we also had like the ABC after school specials.

Yeah. And we had those warning TV movies that like CBS would do. We'd be like, yeah sure. It would be like a diary of a hitchhiker. And it would be like some hitchhiker gets brutally murdered in the beginning.

And the hitchhiker.

And basically the lesson was, don't be a hitchhiker.

Don't trust your uncle to take pictures of you. It was a lot of lessons. And then as we headed into the late '80s early '90s, we flipped and there's this hybrid era because homalones in this too. Yeah.

Some of those sports movies that like the little big league, same lot. These movies where it's like their kids' movies. But they're crossing lines in a way that I'm not sure we would do now. And then by the time we get to the 2000s,

all of a sudden we're like, hey, they should just be kids' movies. And we're really careful. And they do the bad news bears remake. And they have to like check every box of it. And they take basically all the sauce out of it.

And just now this movie has John Cena in it. Or the rock. And it's really safe. And it's like a really, really easy PG. And every kid is carefully cast.

None of the kids make sense together. And I just think that's how we do it. But the early '90s didn't give a fuck. They just didn't care. And I'm kind of here for it.

I totally here for it. I assure you if you're listening or watching, you've not seen this movie a long time. She's going to make her head spin when you watch it. And I think this movie is a flex.

You already mentioned it once of the PG-13 rating that you can push that shit really far and still not get under the R. Like just brutal shootings, drug deaths. Like kids looking up girl skirts.

I was like, shit, man.

And they put that in the trailer for this movie. I went back and watched it. In 1990, it was the sensitized. I was fifth grade. I'm 10 years old watching this movie.

There was no part of my parents and the lobby who were like, well, that wasn't a mistake. They were busting balls with me. They thought it was awesome, totally different sensibility. The kid is getting the child abuse kid

is getting bullied by the class. And then it turns out he's being abused.

You never really resolved.

But no, no idea how it worked out for him. This kid has had one of the most traumatic kindergarten so you could possibly have ending with a fire in a school shooting. And it's like, did he come out of this?

Okay, we'll never know. He's just kind of, did he make any friends? Probably not. This movie hinges around Arnold. I wrote down, to me, like, it's like Wemby.

It's like a one and one. You go and you're like, I've never seen this before. Or you go say Otani. And he pitches eight innings and hits a three-run home or you're like, I've just never seen this before.

I didn't even know how to explain Arnold all these years later. Because we've done a couple of these movies. It takes off for him with Terminator and 84. And he's bouncing around the action stratosphere

there for a little bit. But in the late '80s, when he mixes, like, I could be in a common act. I could be in twins. Now, now I can be in total recall.

Watch this. I'm going to be in kindergarten cop. I'm going to be in Terminator 2 again. He was basically these two people. Everything he says in this movie is hilarious.

Everyone. And maybe 80% of the time, I don't think it's intentional.

“But I think he knows we think it's funny”

and doesn't take it personally and is playing along with the gag, but it's also not intentional on his part. I don't even know the line that he zags. I don't even know how he does it. I totally get what you're saying.

You and I as people who love Arnold spend most of his movies, a lot of them, openly laughing at him. But we still love him. And it's different though than we do the same thing for segal.

And segal is like a clown. Arnold is totally respecting him. I don't look at him like segal at all. Not to mention the body builder, the self made thing, the immigrant, all that.

That stuff is very cool. But I watch most of his movies and I think he's Arnold's kind of the joke, but I just love him so much. I just get over it. And he's kind of okay being the joke because

I'll tell you the jokes on everybody else because he's

making like 15 to 20 million a year.

Making movies at this point. And he's hugely famous. I saw this in the theater. And during the, it's not a tumor. It's not a tumor at all.

There it is. Just huge laughter in the theater. And I don't even know, like they. So I've been right in direct to see. We'll talk about the legendary run he had.

He had to know what he had here. The same way like Bill Parsell's knew what he had with Lawrence Taylor. It's like this guy's a one of one freak. How do I just put him in situations where he's just attacking the quarterback with what I'm blocking?

I've been right, but the salt movie is like, how can I just have, first of all, how can I have Arnold just saying lines?

“Arnold says more lines in this movie than I think in any other”

movies he's ever done. How do I have variation in the words? So instead of tumor, I know it's going to be funnier when he says tumor. I think Arnold knows it's funny, but maybe deep down.

He thinks we're just laughing at the delivery. And that just helped out stupidity sounds. I don't know how they did it. And I think you can become self aware with this stuff. And eventually, he became self aware.

But I think in 1990, he was 100% self aware yet. So it's a little bit of a heat check. Because rightman and Schwarzenegger, they do twins and it works. And he doesn't have a giant machine gun and stuff.

Like holy shit, maybe we can do this. Now, he's going to get a deeper heat check with junior and there's going to miss. But this one hits again. And I think you're on to something like, I was watching this

movie. And I was finding myself, who is this for, really? Because if you're there for the Arnold ass kicking, the kid stuff might be annoying. If you're there for the kid stuff, the Arnold ass kicking

might be too much. And my answer is, it's just for diehard Arnold heads, like that you show up no matter what he does. Because if you don't love Arnold Schwarzenegger, I mean, love this movie could be too much for you.

I also think I agree.

“I think it's the most dialogue he's ever had.”

Dude, he's carrying five different genres. We have a buddy cop movie for a romantic movie action kids. And he's really, really doing well. I also think it's like, I think it's his most quotable movie that he has ever done ever.

Like every single thing he says is a gift. It's a soundboard button. It's just like, I'm going to ask you some questions. I want them out so immediately. It's all of those things.

I'm going to copy you with it. It's so fun to say and listen to. It's because he's just shouting out pearls.

Every single scene we never seen him do that before.

Well, we also had total recall six months earlier. Yeah. So we are now on like an Arnold addiction cycle.

and just see him be Arnold. And he's carrying this basically from 1987. Basically through true lies. This is a pretty great eight year run. So I found the premier magazine where they wrote.

Basically a page about this movie. There are some gems in there. Oh, great. I love this. He said Arnold said this was a high concept. He's been touting for a long time.

This is a quote for 10 years. I've been telling writers, producers, directors, and studio executives that I would love to do a film where a kid or children are a very important part. Something like John Void did in this boxy movie, the champ.

You change always when you're around children.

See, if Arnold in these meetings, one of the biggest

“stars in the world and they're like, what do you want to do next?”

He's like, I'd like to do something with children. Can I be in a kids movie? Like, I can't. Now, we're still doing cocaine in the late 80s. And I'm sure people like that.

Yeah, that's great Arnold. We'll put you in a first clean classroom. And one of the kids talking about penis. Yeah. So they just let it go.

And at least shouldn't it work? Not only this movie, make a ton of movie. But people love this movie. Like I told a bunch of people in a totally like, thanks for watching.

Oh, it's going to be kindergarten crap. People are like, I love that movie. They love that movie. And everybody loves saying it's not a tumor. If you remember kindergarten cop is someone, they will and must say tumor.

Like Arnold took possession of the word tumor, which is a horrible, horrible word. When you hear that word, you think of Arnold. I used to think of him when I would watch a money tumor. And I would say it's not a tumor. Right.

Over that word, question for you, I have it. It's not a tumor.

“I think it's his second most famous line in his entire career.”

I got, I'll be back on me first.

And I think it's not a tumor is more famous than get to the chapa, which is really well known from predator. I think it's all the way up there. This throwaway line he has with this kid. But it's fun to say.

And everybody will say it if you mention this movie. I think you're right, I think it took a second life when a money tumor actually showed up on the giants, which was what midnight is. And I'm 99% sure, Berman, who was doing the nick names and the nick names were funny back then.

We didn't have the internet. We didn't know any better. Like if you go back, some of them were pretty forced. Yeah, Jeff Brown paper Bagwell, you're sleeping with the enemy. I got to say I really enjoyed the way back when, but when he was doing a money, it's

not a tumor. It was the best one of all the ones, because so it's not a tumor, or lived on through like

tumors and tire career, basically.

But for my understanding is, is that boomer to this day will have a nickname for everyone he encounters at ESPN. Did you ever get a nickname from boomer? No, he didn't like me for a while.

“And then now I think I don't know what happened, but maybe I took up made a joke about”

him and a call or something. But we hashed it out at the 2013 ESPNs had a great hang with was the year, I think John Hamm hosted that after part of the hotel and boomer and I really put in the time, like 15 to 20 minutes, and I just like kissed his ass. And it was genuine.

I was like, look, did you initiate or did you do that? I initiated. And things were going awesome for me at the time of the ESPN. I went up to him and I'm like, look, man, things are going great for me. I feel so indebted to you, you built this place like people like me or just trying to

keep it going, but you're the guy, and I really felt that way and he loved it, obviously. Yeah, but I think, you know, as people get older over the years, sometimes you could take shit, boomer was outsize and incredibly important. So anyway, it's not a tumor for him was one of the sleeping with the enemy was still the best one though.

Excellent. Probably my favorite all the time. I think that was the best one. Anyway, Arnold could be in any movie. So they're doing this movie basically variations of it for the last, I would say, 15 years

and it would have the rock or John Cena, Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, it's just a really hard one to pull off. And I got to be honest, I think he's the only one that did it. He's the only one that nailed it. And I have to give it, I have to give credit like a lot of times those movies lose you

because the kids are annoying. The kids are cute in this. Let's let's call it what it is. They really are really funny kids. And in 1990, we had these kids and we had Kevin McAllister who were ruling the world.

And it was really, really big back then. Arnold's interaction with him seems authentic. I like it. And I like the way they use the kids and it's funny. I laugh.

I still laugh with the kids and dumps become the dumb kids. They're like, my dad can't wear hats. And I'm sitting there right now on my 40s just laughing and enjoying it. This also is a timeless movie. You know, it's like running on Netflix right now.

36 years old.

the age of like, hey, we should watch this. It's a big one.

“There's not a lot of these that you could watch.”

I mean, I always showed these to my kids way too early.

So my kids are probably like, you know, five or six when they watch us. Yeah. But it was perfect because it was, it's a little dangerous. It's funny. Arnold's funny.

Some of the kids stuff is funny and it just, it works. Can we go back to 1990 though? Please. Let's go. So this, this movie ends, let's see, 10th in 1990.

Some of the bangers from that year, home alone is number one, ghost dancing with wolves, pretty women, teenage mutant ninja turtles is this fifth. Fuck, I love it. Hunt for Red October heard that's a good movie. Total recall, die hard to Dick Tracy, kindergarten cop, back to the future three, presumed

innocent days of thunder are top 13. And what do all those movies have in common, fucking huge stars almost across the board. If Harrison Ford, Costner, Patrick Swazie, Demi Moore, Colton becomes a huge star, Schwarzenegger's in two, Bruce Willis, Warren Bady, Michael J. Fox, crews like we just, we knew we were doing in 1990 Kyle.

Dude, a bonkers year, the craziest thing about that year is the home alone piece where home alone was the number one movie in America for 12 weeks, 12 straight weeks, kindergarten cop drops in, week eight, and Arnold coming off total recall, they don't even make the McAllister's blink. They rattle off another month, and here's the best part.

The movie that finally took the number one spot from home alone, we've already mentioned

it. A little movie, you know, called sleeping with the enemy, took the number one spot. No, no, Kevin McAllister, how good is that Julia in danger. So Arnold goes predator running man in 87, red heat, 88 turns down die hard, which seems like it's a mistake in retrospect, twins, 1990 recall, and kindergarten cop, 91 Terminator

2, and 90s the year, he takes the belt from Slastelone for real. It's he, he co owns it from 87 on, they're basically like co-champs, like when boxing where there's like the WBC champ, the boat champs, 590, he has the belt. Slastelone rattle. He's doing stop by my little shoe and Oscar, he's doing rocky 5, like he just feels like

it's over until Challenger, which we've, not Challenger, click, click, clicker, unless it Challenger. Click Fang, or which we've already done. That was his attempt to just climb literally, no pun intended back in the conversation, because Arnold is just killing everybody, but he was the biggest that we had, and I don't know

if there's been another run like this.

“No, and there's an, to step on apex, like I, I think this is Arnold's apex.”

Me too. You did the Wemby comparison. To me, this is the MJ 87, 88 season where he won MVP and defense, a player of the year. To give us the Paul Verhoven super crazy violent sci-fi total recall, which is awesome. And then this silly nonsense up in the Pacific Northwest with these kids in the same year

is so different. And by the way, the best movie he ever makes is coming next in T2. I think this is the height of Arnold everything, by the way, he's also deeply entrenched in the George H.W. Bush White House at this point, like he has an official position. He's in government.

All of that is coming. He's running the world. I think he's with, he's with Mario Shriver at this point too. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh yeah. That's all happening. I wrote that on had a little less to say the tangent. Okay. It's so we did know how good we had it, celebrity less.

Okay. Like I almost wish I could, I enjoyed it more in the moment. I'm melancholy already, what do you guys? Well, you just figure like Arnold, there'll be more of these Arnold will be back in some other form.

“And it's just not the closest we really got to was, I think, Vin Diesel in the Fast and Furious”

Movies. And it's just not, you can't compare it. But I was thinking, just celebrities, I wish I had appreciated more in the moment. Arnold is one, Michael Jordan, the whole run. Although I do think when he went away to play baseball, we did appreciate it.

And really did think about it. Tigers are great one because when it abruptly ended, it was like, oh man, that sucked. That was a really good 12 year run, 80s, 80 Murphy, Mike in the Mad Dog was like this for me.

Always knowing that they were on in New York any time you're there, suddenly they were

gone. Standing Keith on Sports Center, late 90s, WWE, the attitude error just felt like it was going to go on forever, didn't. Randy Moss, part of me felt like he would just go into this 45, just being able to run the straight down the sideline, Serena Williams, just feeling like she was the mountain

everyone had to climb and woman's tennis. And then I got to say there was a Michael Jackson run there in the 80s, where it was like,

I mean, that was a terrible time, it was counted person ever lived definitely.

Anyone else you would put on, like for you, just like I wish I had appreciated a little more and retrospect, yeah, my mind goes to see our months. I was there and it was a beautiful month, but I wish I could have dug in further. It was beautiful though. I really enjoyed it.

So see you on my Arnold Tiger, yeah, I gotcha.

“I think you guys came up a little short and should have had the balls to do the”

sacrario pod in Juarez live, but maybe maybe the resacario, you would part of see our month though. So you get far down your Wikipedia, who's spectacular, definitely. If it might get out of Gita, the cast of this movie, Penelope Miller, that's the love interest.

A small run for her here in the 90s, I think Carlitos and a couple others, Pamela Reed as the buddy cop, really nice performance by her in this. I thought she's excellent. She's a very good actress. Yeah, Linda Hunt, who was, I think, started out near Living Dangerously.

She's the principal. She's the little lady who has a couple good scenes. Richard Tyson is the bad guy. Let's go. When you want to do this, now we're later.

You want to do some Chris talk because I'm here for Chris, let's go. What's going on here? Is this just like, this is the NFL salary cap where we had to spend a lot of money on my homes and we're just going to keep our fingers crossed with the left tackle and hope he doesn't get annihilated in the playoffs.

What happened? You might say the same for the Patriots too, I don't get you really good. But what happened? What happened is a lot of silt clothing, a ponytail, and a brood, and he somehow got this part.

“And by the way, like, I'm not here to shit on Chris, I love Chris, I think he's really”

funny. I think he's a good villain, I don't think he's going to win an Oscar, but he almost reminds me of Jimmy from Roadhouse, like he's just kind of this breeding guy who has a physicality to him. I like Chris, I think Chris is fantastic.

That's the thing. He's a character from a roadhouse, Van Dam, kind of a movie, but this is actually kind of an elevated movie with good actors. Yeah. I don't know how they figured out that, but I don't know what's going on with him in general.

The relationship with the mother is just bizarre. Spectacular. I don't really know what's going on there. The other one, Cathy Murray Arties and this, too, is like the milk mom. What is that?

Who's attracted? Why? Why is she in that for that wrong actress, wrong vibe? It just flips the movie into this crazy direction, it doesn't pay off, I don't know what they're doing with that either.

And her scene is unfathomable, she comes in and is like, I'm really worried that my son is playing with dolls, and Arnold goes, no, he's using them to look up girls skirts, and she goes, oh, that's a relief. And I'm like, do what the fuck, I thought it might have been something else, thank God he's only looking at kindergarteners skirt.

Thank God. He's so weird. She's your sex competitor. Yeah, she read that. She's like, yeah, I was in rage and bulldozer prom, but like, I like this, I'll sign

up for this role. Yeah, I like to be in this. Crazy. Right, I'm in directs. From 79 and 93, he rips off meatballs, stripes, ghost busters, legal legal's, twins,

ghost busters too, kindergarten cop and Dave, the best movie of all time. I realize that about two months ago, Dave's the best movie of all time. You like Dave, I love Dave.

“I think it might be the best movie of all time.”

Just comic touch, his movies always move.

He has a knack for working with major major stars and putting them in an awesome light. Over and over again, people are really good in his movies where you're just like, I love that guy in that movie. And 15 years. I mean, he made a shitload of money and then gave us Jason Wrightman, he's had a really

good career too. Who's handling this movie? Yeah. And he I've been right in the thoughts, so before I move on. I think it's really cool that when they go to Dominic's bedroom at the end of the scene,

if you look closely, there's some ghost busters pillows on Dominic's bed, which I think is just awesome. At least, and ghost busters, one of the most important movies last 50 years, every single person. Not there for that sensation, this was light years, but ahead of, in kindergarten

cops, which we love. But one of the most important movies ever made of it.

26 million for this one, they spent it made 202 finished 10th, crushed it all the way around,

111 minutes plus 21 on the whole back scale. We don't have Craig for this podcast, but he's going to come on on the end with this review. He'd never seen it. Really?

So we'll find out what he thought. We do know what Roger Ebert thought. Three stars. That's great. Take it.

The film is made up, quote, of two parts that shouldn't fit, but somehow they do, making a slick entertainment out of the improbable, the impossible, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. That was Raj. Three stars. I was surprised.

That would have thought two. Three stars is great, but it's more than two parts.

There's so much on Arnold shoulders in this, and we laugh at his accent, his acting, and

“his stuff holds the camera for every single scene, and honestly, I'm going to get to this”

later, like, is this maybe the, some of the best acting he's ever done in this career? Like, there's stuff that I really believe that he's feeling, and I don't usually say that about him. I actually think it's the best he's ever been in a movie. It's crazy for using all his parts.

And what's interesting, they make the decision near the end.

What he basically loses the shootout.

Like somebody has to save his ass. He's going to get killed by some psychogram other, but he gets shot by two different characters, and he's kind of cool with it. It makes him vulnerable, right? He's not like a superhero.

I just don't know if Stallone and Van Dam and pick anybody from that era, like, no, this guy seems weak because that's a difficult. Let's remember, so God won't let himself get punched by anyone in any movie, even like a 300 pound bouncer. Arnold here is saved by a diminutive woman, like that was, that's a pretty cool decision

to me. I don't know if that was happening back then. Yeah, it was the old weam galvanos he's talked about that, so stars have to be stars in the movie. They don't want to look weak.

And he was using the example of Warren Bady didn't want to be in misery because of the crippling scene.

Yeah, because the guy's crippled, he's a loser from that point on and it's like, I can't

sure. I can't play that part. I'm not going to be a loser. And Arnold, like he ends this movie is shot by two different people. He's a kindergarten teacher with a limp, but he's like, I'm fine.

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What do you got? The plain scene into the driving puke montage with Arnold and Pamela Reed, unless you want to go with any of the stuff at the very beginning, the violent stuff. Arnold's got the beard and the sunglasses. I don't know if you're into the park.

I like the beard and sunglasses. I like Arnold and the drugden with a shotgun, just shooting everything. It feels a lot like Terminator 1 when Arnold goes into the water, the club. It's almost like a note for note. I really, really like that part.

Arnold's kicking ass, the beard is preposterous, the hair is terrible, and that's part of the laughing at Arnold that we talked about. So I'm here for that for sure. I was going to do this later. Let's do it now.

Okay. Patched on beard? Yeah. Terrible. Real beard is a possibility just one of those.

He grew a real beard and it just looks fake when he grows a beard because we know those people too. The guys who grow a beard and it doesn't seem like a real beard.

“I think that they did not have a real beard.”

We saw Arnold with heavy stuff and predator. We've seen with a beard and the running man briefly and he looks fucking awesome. He looks like the brawny man. This is like this woolly woolly wimps patch on miscolor thing. It looks horrible, but we like it.

I thought it was fake, but I wasn't. You also could have sold me like he died it or did something weird. Between that and the sunglasses, I don't know what's going on. It's like a parody of some of his other movies. So playing scene in the driving puked montage, we get Arnold threatening the kid by breaking

the pencil. We get Angela Bassett as the flight attendant out of the clouds with one line. Well before she became the queen. And we get Arnold repeatedly just watching his partner puked and being confused by it.

He's never seen a human being struggle physically with anything before.

Okay. Arnold's first day at school, we kicked things off with one of the kids going, boys have a penis and girls have a vagina, killer line, brought the house down in the theater. Penelope Miller tells him kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.

Good line comes back. It's fucking chaos leading to Arnold gone shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. So sense off the phone. So fun. And then he has to get the fairet, a lot of fairet in this.

The fairet with no name. I mean, I listen, is this Apex Mountain for fairets? So I had that red dad has a strong yes. Fairets had a moment of about a year and a half before people realized they were just overgrown rats and not fun hanging out with kind of stinky.

And then the big Lebowski, there's a nice garment.

And then is that the Richard gear one or is that something different?

What was he a fairet guy? I was at jirbles. I can't distinguish my Marmets. Arnold plays who's your daddy? And what does he do?

“This has the it's not a tumor, it's not a tumor at all.”

This has confessions from the kids, including my daddy is a gynecologist. Fantastic. I don't think they're playing who's your daddy now in 2026. So I'm guessing that got vetoed by the school principal. Especially what does he do?

Like, isn't on your business, we're not doing any of that. One of the reasons this is such a good scene is we just get to hang out with all these different kids. There's like 10 kids. It's like, all right, cool.

I'm actually, it's not just like this anonymous classroom.

I feel like I'm learning.

It feels like what they would now put in as outtake during the closing credits. Here's this stuff we recorded, but it's actually in the movie. I actually think one of the faults is I think they should have done more of that. Yeah. The kids are on fire.

The kids are cooking, especially the girl at the end who has to go to bathroom and can't do the overalls. Like, that stuff is all gold. I wish they would have done more. I agree.

And I think if I had notes that they had sent me this script and I could have waited on some stuff, I probably would have cut down on Chris a little bit. I would have had Arnold trying to get the kids ready for a player, something like play it up more where he has to like run or rehearsal. No, you came into soon and do that whole thing.

We couldn't done that with the Gettysburg Address and you're on to something dude. My favorite word that Arnold Schwarzenegger says.

He says like 12 times as much as, come on.

Come on. He's come. He's a fire truck. Come on. Yeah.

“And that's what he says in front of him.”

He hits that one so hard and every time he says, come on, I laugh and I want to run around with him. I have another idea for this that I have a later part of the pot. The milk, that scene, I really like, just like very tender scene, but just seeing kids drink milk.

I don't know if they do that anymore, probably not. No. Arnold reads a book and we have the Nightmare Doze off. That seems good. Arnold almost kills Pamela Reed's fiance and she goes right from, I think, having sex

to just diving into a plate of pasta and explain where it was the pasta. Very pasta in bed. Let's just pause the next to where, like, what happens there? It's a lot with that character in the eating. It's like four jokes too many.

I get it. Four. Fourteen. Yeah. It might be four teams.

That thing gets beaten to a pulp and the fact that she just was having sex to fianceing

“is not eating like an apple or something, a plate of pasta before.”

It's not realistic. Like as name Barry, Barry's a chef. Arnold beats up Zack's dad. Let's go. Chow to Beaser and then the principal instead of saying, like, you're suspended for two

weeks is like, how did it feel to punch him? I loved it. This was great. Most 1990 stretch of the movie, teachers punching a parent. Can you imagine the screenwriter at the computer, type in out the line, you hit the

kid, I hit you. You spot fuck, yes, Miller time, that is gold. Let's go, baby. He goose neck that thing right out of his office. And then by the principal, the principal seems to know that that father was the child

beater, right? It's just the thing that people know that he's beating up this kid. And afterwards, she's like, yeah, that was awesome. How you punched him again, in front of the school, the teacher's everything, and he could punch him again, I'm just trying to think of somebody pitching that in a movie they're

writing in 2026 and the kind of notes they would get from from from the studio. So yeah, the child abuse, that plot. So yeah, we're going to have to maybe take that out, do we need to actually show the bruising on the child's neck? Yeah, we think it's key.

I mean, it's that's intense. In the research, Arnold was really passionate about touching a couple of real-life stories, including the abusive children and kind of pushed them to like, we ought to have this in the movie. This is an important topic.

And that's why. That's the Arnold difference. Yeah. I don't think the action stars are like, how big's my trailer, how cool do I look when I punch the guy?

Yeah. And Arnold's like, we really need to focus on the damages of divorce in the American household. Like, and that's the shit that he wanted, he's a genius man. Two more of the fair, little heartteaks, heart-tugs speech about Arnold.

Oh, yeah, from Linda Hunt, the principal, little, little touchy in the throat, watch it. I don't know what kind of police officer you are, but you are a very good teacher. I was like, am I crying a kindergarten cop, fully shit, Mr. Kimball, we did it. Paul in the room right now, get a little dust off. And then we get the big fire, shoot out ending.

Stranger! And that's what we did back then. We'd say Stranger Danger and don't get subcandy from kids and they just learn that from the other cop before he comes in the hallway. So this guy, Chris, shows up at the school, has an interview with the principal for some

reason. Even though it seems like it's a public school, he can just join in the school. He says, "Kid." Yep. And he's like, "All right, what's my plan?"

Could wait like eight hours, maybe tail him home. Nah. Let's do this now. Should I set a huge fire to the kids library? I love it.

“Burned thousands of books and caused mass panic and that's what I'm going to do.”

And my mom's going to wait in the car with a gun. And then when the kids scurry into the hallway and the sprinklers go off, I'll just kind of run in there and grab them amongst the 200 kids. And then I'll just go upstairs where there's no escape. Get up there.

What could go wrong? It's a fire. There's water everywhere. It's really 10 minutes of the movie of preposterous. It's really a bad plan.

The plane is trying to land and it's just dragging sparks all over the runway, but you're here for it. What is the most rewatchable scene for you? It's not a tumor. I think it's Arnold's opening speech.

I missed a Kimbo. I want the answer to immediately and then the tumor and all that's the questions about what my dad does. Yeah.

Arnold's first day just could have basically been its own movie where he's finally

like, I found a, I have a fairer to my car. I'm going to go get the fairer. That's his last move. The fairer does no name. Said this fairer.

No. Never name the fairer. It's just his by pepper. It's not like this doesn't make any sense. First thing kids would do is they name the fairer.

This is Benny. I have that as well. It's the most, 1990 thing about this movie other than giving those little cartons of milk to each kid. Each with a stroke.

Yeah. Whole milk. I was when they would run those commercials when it said, like, milk. It does a body good. And the kid who's getting bullied drinks milk and then he turns into six foot 10.

Yeah. They were, milk was everywhere back then. I think that's the winner. I got, I got a one seed. All right.

What do you got? All right. The opening scene of the movie is shot in a great American shopping mall. And that's not enough, specifically, crisp and silk clothes, a ponytail and smoking a cigarette is walking through the mall.

And what does he pass behind him? A Brookstone store. Oh, wow. That is the shit. Brookstone that was funded almost exclusively by divorce dads who would pay $2,500 for

a massage chair in 1990 dollars. And you'd go on there just fuck around and try stuff when you went there with your friends. Brookstone. And they're like blood-crip battle with the sharper image.

That was so 1990 and crisp walking past it with a sag, amazing.

Incredible. Great job, by you. I think that beats milk.

“I think that beats Arnold's pet favorite.”

I think it beats the cars. The cars are very 1990 in this movie, including like, well, the short car. Oh, the short car. Yeah. And they got a geotracker.

I look that shit off. A red geotracker. It's awesome. And then every single moment, second, everything with Richard Tyson in this movie just feels like he could only have happened in 1990.

1991, no. 89, no. 90. Yes. That's it.

It's the only year he could have been in this. The Floyd Gondoli, butter in my ass, and Lali pops in my mouth award for something I just enjoy. Yeah. No surprise.

But for me, it's, um, it's Arnold's just delivering, not the Arnold lines like the home run money shot lines that they know are going to crush. But him just say normal basic things. I'm the party, Pupa. So good.

He uses the dolls to look up to girls' skirts. I coach basketball at an old girl's school in Rhode Island. There is no bathroom back to the carpet. If he does it again, I press charges. I like it.

It just, any line is perfect with him. And I was really fun to write those out as Arnold, like Arnold English versus National English.

But yeah, it's just, I'm always going to enjoy it for the rest of my life, hearing him

just say normal lines. Did you have any thoughts, Bill, on what kind of system John Kimball ran when he was coaching basketball? Was it like a spread system? Was it his own defense?

Like a putty, you know, like press trap. All up and down the court, full court press slapping the floor. Or what? What did he ever even hold the basketball? I can't think of a time.

He says in this movie, he says he grew up in Austria. Well, that was my answer. I enjoy and I respect in Arnold movies when they take the care to address why the fuck this guy talks like this. And sometimes they don't do it.

They're like, screw it. Jingle all the way. He lives in the suburbs, married to Rita Wilson. No reason at all for his voice or his physique.

“This one, they're like, well, he grew up in Austria and that's why he talks.”

I appreciate that. But sometimes they just ignore that shit, but I love that they do it here.

Yeah. No big deal. And he says, California.

It's like, why is Mr. Smith talk that way?

“And why does he look like he does 275 for reps on the incline press?”

What the fuck is with Mr. Smith? What's aged the best? I'll start us off with a story Oregon. Yeah. It just seems like the best place on earth.

I've no idea. Whatever. How do they film this? It's just seems like the happiest, nicest place you could ever raise a kid except in less crisp shows up and sets fire your school library.

That's awesome. Massive shooting. He arises. The patrons of the local toy store. Yeah.

I remember when we did the Rudy Pod and we were just like, this is just an informational for the Notre Dame campus. Every person wants to apply to Notre Dame after this is so beautiful. And this is the story and the heels of several years earlier where the Goonies was. And it's on the beach and there's pirate ship.

So like the story, it was a beautiful place back then. Never been. But it looks great in movies. I have Jason Wrightman as the boy that Kimball catches kissing somebody when there's the fire.

And Jason Wrightman is the little kid that runs out. Or though like he's like a 13 year old Arnold's beard we mentioned. Child abuse plots in the 80s and 90s as a plot device as we were just starting to figure out that child abuse might be bad. I would say that's aged the best because now now I think we have a better hand

on that. That it's bad. Yeah. I think we have a zero tolerance policy. Yeah.

1990 maybe not. Maybe it's like hey, could look at it from both sides. Well, you remember the same time when they would say coming up on a very special episode of growing pains. Oh, yeah.

And it would be like Mike Sieber tries drugs or like the different strokes article or episode where the guy who won the bike store is like trying to get with Arnold like they would

“do those things all the time and that's how we learned about this stuff.”

Different strokes did two of them because there's another one. Yeah. Gordon Jump as the pedophile bike shop guy who really took some liberties with Dudley. We still don't really know what happened. We don't want to talk about it but something bad probably happened and Arnold spoiled

it. There was another one with somebody who locked Arnold in a room and was trying to get it out with Dana Plato who was like 12 sure that was like the lot like different strokes went back to the world multiple times and the family ties was the other one that had no problem and crossed on the line with anything.

This is how hard we're about to nerd out.

I can think of a third different strokes episode in which the sun from over the top,

the annoying kid is from the military. Oh, yeah. He's in it and I think he's selling drugs to Arnold and his best friend. It's like they did him like once a month they were doing a very special episode. Those were the normal episodes.

Taxi life did it too. This is what we grew up with. This is why kindergarten pop we hit this point wherever it's like fun. No big deal. Yeah.

He's the best for you. Yeah. I have two great poster and you know what I miss Bill, you'll totally get this. I miss when it was one name over the poster and just the last name, Schwarzenegger. Stallone.

Not so best or not Arnold and this is kind of cool because I saw the poster and you see that. Look at that. They don't even need to say Arnold but I just saw the poster for Project Hail Mary and it just says Gosling.

There's no Ryan. Oh, yeah. That is a such a status symbol that they don't even put any other actors.

They don't even put your fucking first name just the last name and I feel like it's kind

of throwback. Very cool. There was it's a great point. There was some stuff in the 80s that we were just doing better. Another was Sports Illustrated covers.

Oh, yeah. They would just have the one picture with as tight of a headline as possible and your Sports Illustrated and especially in the 80s, late 70s, 80s, it got to the point you couldn't wait to see what the cover was. And then they started cluttering it with all of these other things on it.

But the best covers ever had were just a picture with like a small headline, something to have a headline. Same thing with the posters. I just think we started overthinking the posters. That's a kind of poster.

Put your star. Last name we're ready to go. What's your other? What's the best? Tony tailed villains, like this, I have my handful of my favorites and crisp is way up there.

I got Ben Kingsley and Snickers, which we did. I got a man who's been knighted who has a ponytail. My guy Julian Sands and the movie Warlock goes with a heavy ponytail. Sam Jackson and Jackie Brown is braided and then one that's near and dear to you, I think

“you have to have Terry Silver on the list from karate kid three and then again in Kobrakai.”

And then I got crisp. The thick side-parted ponytail, it's really, really cool. I miss they don't do that anymore. It's a great point. I have a friend who occasionally went ponytail and it would completely change his personality.

I had a friend who went rap tail, which was much different. And there was like shave short and just an isolated ponytail.

No, my hair goes up, not down. Oh yeah, same.

“Now we had in my bar restaurant days, my roommate actually Richard, aka Ricky, who is the guy”

who got us the legal cable box that allowed me to watch four straight years of illegal paper view movies. He had long hair and sometimes he could go ponytail with it. And it was a complete game changer. Like he would just immediately look like he was one of the villains that had early 90s movie.

And then when he didn't have it, it was like normal. And then the ponytail would swing in and he became kind of like a little dangerous looking.

I was always telling the story.

I was telling the story. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, let's up with this guy. Good shot, Gordon or word for most cinematic shot. The nightmare scene is good.

It's a good zag because you just think he fell asleep with the kid and then all of a sudden crisps him. Ben, then if he's been on a word scene still in location, obviously a story, yeah, it's awesome. Big Kahuna Burger word.

Best use of food and drink. It's gotta be the milk. It's 100% the milk. And how about it? It's not easy to create sexual tension with a beverage like milk.

And she straight up wipes it off. Yeah. As there's 20 sleeping kids there. I mean, they're halfway to third base at that point. Right.

Can L.B. is so horny. And she's crazy. I like it. She's way in the Mr. Kimball and God bless her. That's how she likes big guys.

Oh, yeah. We have a special one. The Stephen Sagaal shitting on himself a word for most unbelievable anecdote from the actual film shoot.

I always try to use this category.

I'm so glad you have it. What is it? Oh, it's a pleasure to put this on. So I have this is from the Premier article and they ask the kids what they think are Arnold.

And Arnold claims kids love when they kids love when they can teach a grown up. So of course, they all started doing no, no, no, do it this way.

“And then Premier asks, what did the kids think of Arnold?”

According to Meta, a sexual girl, Arnold is strange as a teacher, but I like him. Says Jim Jim, another five year old with a giggle, he picks his nose. I saw him pick his nose lots of times. I saw him eat like a pig once. Who?

Nonetheless, Jim Jim wants to grow up like Schwarzenegger if only because he can lift everyone up. So it's just in the Premier magazine. So in the movie, Arnold picks his nose. That's your anecdote.

Yeah, I can see that. Giant nose. And then Arnold had some tidbits. He said he took his role seriously as the leader on the set and the teacher.

I always gave them kind of the tough talk because they believe that 100%.

A kid would be crying because she fell underneath. I would say, why are you crying? Because my knee hurts. I'd say, but this sounds like a little girl. Real tough people don't cry.

Really? Yeah, they don't cry. They fall in the knees. They look at it. Maybe tears come to their eyes.

But then they swallow and say to hell with it. So what? And the kid looks at me and says, it's a good idea. Whenever they're tuned into you and you can get a message through them. And you can move on and you can move in with something.

So Arnold's basically he's like, I really taught these kids how to be tougher on the set.

“I think he took real pride in it and he sounds like a psycho.”

There's no way now people like, hey, the star you're moving, operated by daughter because she fell in her nae and told her to be tough and shake it off. I'm calling HR, but no, 1990 we were fine. They wanted him to do it. I think Arnold was very intense about fitness and wellness and diet and all that stuff.

There's that scene where he's got the kids doing the sit-ups and you could tell, maybe those kids are getting a little tired. Arnold, they're like six years old. They can't really bang out 100 crunches and he was still coaching them to do it. I love it.

Yeah, the kids at this point, it's a miracle if they're potty trained and not like having meltdowns. Arnold's like, hey, they do a 200 sit-ups. He really was making them work out on the set, like trying to get up, keep everybody exercise.

All right. You have a flex category. Well, I'm a little disappointed. I thought there might be a porn parody where Kimbles sleeps with all the horny single moms, but there I look.

There is no kindergarten. I thought they looked as well. Yeah, there was. One of my, I don't know for both on a watch list now because that, because Google and kindergarten caught porn parody probably immediately puts you on a watch list, but I did

look as well. It's fun. In my next window over my next tab, I have is Chris Ponytail Real. I'm certain all kinds of weird shit for this. No, I went with the, the Bam out of Iowa Award for where the hell did these 83 points

come from. Yeah. I understand that I've been right man had to work with Arnold, and I'm sure he had the highest hopes for how Arnold acting might be in this big project. But when he's sitting there that dinner scene and that fancy restaurant and Arnold is just

throwing those eyes over at Penelope and there's real actual chemistry and you feel like Arnold's in love with her, right man had to be like, "Cut, Arnold, holy shit! - That was great, worth moving on, let's go. And he had to beat, that didn't exceed his greatest expectations

- Ah, that's a good call.

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“- No, no, no, no, get to that. - Get what he crazy, did you see what he just did?”

- No way. - The butchers grow a final word for weak link of the film. - Okay. - The mother's son really ship with Chris Penis' mother in this movie is abjectly bonkers. To the point where are we sure they were mother and son? Are we sure she wasn't like a sugar mama? And they were pretending to be mother's son, but it was just like some of the other things. Rich later that he was having sex with, because no mother and son interact like this ever. In real life, in movies, there's like sexual attention with him, he keeps kissing her.

It's fucking weird, and I don't really fully understand what they're trying to do here. - Tell you what, young people out there, ladies, guys, whatever, if you meet someone, if you meet a man and they address their mother as mother run. Like that, that is not a good thing. No one should be saying mother. All right, we don't do that.

I have one of my best friends from high school. I always joke about this movie with the two of them.

He thinks that he thinks that Chris is still on the tip, but he thinks that he's actually nursing still,

“and that there should be a scene with that. It's heavily edible, it's so weird, and I think that they may like sleep naked and cuddle each other.”

It's like Game of Thrones when the 13-year-old was nursing. Yes, yeah. What is that, guys? A kid who sits up from the nipple with the milk running to accept this guy's like, ferny. That's amazing. Yeah, I mean, I would believe that. I would believe any version of however you wanted to describe the relationship between these two people, but it's not mother and son. I don't know what's happening. Let me drop one more on this, because I had this in what's

age the worst. She goes to the local pharmacy. What's age the worst? Rectal thermometers? That was really a thing back in the day where you would come home and be like, Mom, I don't feel so good. She's like grab your ankles and spread your cheeks and put it right up your ass. 98.6. If you went into to see Vs today, do they still have rectal thermometers? Are those still a thing? No way, right? We're really wish we had Craig here, because this is like a specialty.

It's a rare question. Craig, imagine you felt like you might have had a fever and you go to your mom, and she takes your temperature, but not like under your tongue. He would go in your bottle. And then it would like loofit, and that was, I don't think it was even that strange. Like a lot of people did it.

I know nobody who did this. Do you never had it?

I don't think so. I say my interpretation of that was rectal thermometer was to insinuate like how evil this person was, because it's like she won't just take your temperature. She's gonna really take your temperature. And she did it to Chris though, and Chris when he was growing up. Right. And I'm sure that at that pharmacy, there were many conventional thermometers available, including the digital kind by 1990. No, you can't get a true reading of the temple.

“Unless you go rectal. And then you have to buy like loob like how disgustingly”

sadistic is a rectal thermometer. Just feel your kids forehead and move on. I'm glad we talked about this. Definitely got to hit it. Did you have you have the same weekly? My weekly. Pamela read is a very good actress. I got enough of that character. I don't need all of the eating and the puke eating. I think there's a lot of it. And I just, it's not my favorite part of the movie.

Yeah. Would say it's the worst. The big ending with an active shooter or a sinister in an elementary school? Yeah. Just bizarre decision. I love it. Playing who's your daddy having a pet fairer and there was a standalone sequel called kindergarten cop 2 in 2016 starring Dolph Lungren that I guess we're just not going to talk about.

And build Bellamy. I watched the trailer yesterday and it was a terrible use of 60 seconds. Bad rectal thermometer wins, but what else do you have? I have rectal thermometer in down. I could have picked 50 different things. How about this? How about climbing the rope in gym class? That's not a thing anymore. You would climb 30 some feet, touch the ceiling of a gymnasium, and they would have a two-inch pad down on the floor in case you fell. It's a

fucking preposterous thing to have. That's not it. My kids don't climb the rope in gym class. They had kindergarteners doing this movie. Another one which we mentioned earlier was the little kid looking up little girl skirts for comedy say. Come on, plus like the whole explanation of the mom being relieved that maybe he's not going to wear skirts. Everything about that probably is the worst. Try to think what else? The whole health, just them staying in the

same hotel room. I don't know if that's a nitpick or what's it just worse, but just get two rooms here in the middle nowhere in Oregon. Like you could probably get side by side with the doors that

They had no problem having the plane ticket. I don't think there's that tight of a budget,

but it is a little weird. It just makes it so that he can walk in on either with the fiancee scene

“and the pasta, which is a very nice thing. Any other would say joyous?”

No, we've covered all of that. We're gonna take a break and then we're coming back with the hands with the Hans Gruber scale next. Hans Gruber scale. So you could go crisp or you can go crisp a crisp mom here. I don't know where you want to go. I would go crisp. I like crisp. I think he's weird and scary. And he has that scene in the interrogation room. He's just like, you're a my old lady left me because of the money. Yours left because she couldn't stand the side of you.

And he's talking shit to Schwarzenegger and it works. Yeah. But it's just like the ponytail does so much of the heavy lifting and the wardrobe. I'm here for it. I like it. I have it. I have him at like a six five on the Gruber scale. It just gets much to work with. But I like him. You want the mom? I'm out of four. I'm out of four for both of them. I, it's just isn't doing it for you. I expected to show up to this pod and you'd be like, I just want to talk about

crisp for 90 minutes. It's not to never did it for me. Well, there's also there's baggage with him

because he's in three o'clock, Richard Tyson's in three o'clock high, which he was good in. But then his in two moon junction with Shereland fan, which was one of the pre-skina max like early newty cable movies that was on. And it was just really weird to then just see him in this movie two years later. When you're just thinking of him over and over again having slow motion sex with Shereland fan and that was the first first first move I ever saw him in. Okay. Thinking of

him having slow motion sex with his mom. So maybe that's the reason. I, my issue with him, you like more than I do. Yeah. Arkaya Brad Wesley from Roadhouse. Yeah. Who every scene he's in.

“He's equally like low some and I think he's supposed to serve the same purpose as Chris. But”

every scene he's in is hilarious. Everything he does is hilarious. The people around him are hilarious.

And it's just like he kind of plays it perfectly. I still don't understand what Chris is doing in this movie. Exactly. He will like I guess he's evil because he steals the race car set from that poor guy who was just trying to bring it to his kid. That's like. Yeah. And then he shoots somebody once. But it's, and all of a sudden he's burning a library. I just don't know what to make a Chris. And then in his final scene with Dominic, he goes for the Academy Award.

When he's just pulling him in like this and I think he's like he's really going for it. Whereas as your point, Brad Wesley, God damn JC Petty is coming because of me. Right. That's that's a line right there. I want him to actually probably be more evil. I think he's in kind of no man's land from Neville standpoint. They need like four more evil things. I read something that that they thought that he wasn't evil enough and that they were actually sympathizing with

him test audiences. And so they added some nasty shit and probably including the totally gratuitous thing where he beats up some man who wants the race car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rufflow Hannah Ruben and Perture Joe were acting weird. We just did it Richard Tyson. He's going for it. Dominic. He's doing streetcar named desire. Like he is going for it in the monologue. He's trying to win the Academy Award. And I'm just going to happen. But I like Chris

Bell. Special category. Okay. The head north reverse dunk award for did this movie need a random sport scene. What do you got? This goes back to the earlier thing we were talking about. It's like we need one or two more scenes of the other than the kids. Like a recess. Like a game attack or little dodgeball maybe Arnold playing dodgeball. I'm just not turning the channel for three minutes. Not a chance. Y'all. I hit you. Come on. Come on. Boom. And they would have beat Billy

Madison to it who did dodgeball like a few five handful years later. That would be great. You could do so. You could talk me to some kickball. Any sort of recess activity with Arnold grunting in a picture of the order in people around like maybe child abuse kid is the hero of the dodgeball game falls makes the catch falls on his disturbingly bruised back like yeah. I don't know. There's just I just want to like something. All right. To see our things Luke Wilson could have been

“Harris important how to take forward what he got. Bill. I'm I'm team Chris in this movie. I sympathize”

with Chris. I'll tell you why. I'm stunned by this. I thought we would be making fun of a way more. No. This this character just wants to be with his son. He you can't just take a child and run across the country. Fathers have rights. What is this alleged criminal pastie has he's not in prison. It sounds to me like Kimball is obsessed with him is a loser. Remember a Kimball won't go and get his own son who he's a strange from. Yeah Chris just wants his son. So he he execute

some junkie who's trying to extort him for money. Not a chance. I think Chris is actually the

is bipolar and Chris was like I got to get my kid out of there just me and like what soon as they

get the town he buys them a toy the mom buys medicine. They're looking out for the child and I'm

“team crisp in this. I think it's like a Johnny Lawrence karate kid thing where we need to look at this”

way differently. So it's like over the top. Stallones the hero trying to reunite with his kid. No different here with Chris. Yeah. This is a divorce movie like over the top. Listen Arnold. When they took a list of Milano from you in commando you took a guy's head off with a saw blade to get her back like you understand Chris just wants his son and I think that belongs in court and we can settle it. Arnold doesn't understand in this movie because he abandoned his child.

We don't even know where that kid is. Why haven't you built that? Yeah. My son Alex I used to read

him this book. Why the fuck are you going to story with these kids? Go find your son. Man like

Chris would do the real hero this movie. That's the hot take. It's a great one. Really impressive. What do you got? Mine is a this movie spawned so many bad rip off versions of it with famous actors trying to pull off kindergarten cop. It's almost better. I would sacrifice this movie and

“have it have never happened to save ourselves from the 40 terrible movies that came out after this.”

Fine. So we want to like a doctor or opinheimer thing like is it if doctor or opinheimer just gets wiped out or we save from nuclear war does nuclear war happen anyway. Kindergarten cop. If we just wipe it out. Are we safe 40 terrible movies that you and I have both watched with our kids and have just hated ourselves as we sat there wondering what happened. See this is why this is why you're you because you'll have nuclear war and we get to avoid the movie called the tooth fairy.

Like that. It's apples for apples and I agree you know what Arnold proves to like he is so talented and so charismatic. It's hard to talk to children. I'm talking about you me if you go to a friend's house and like they have like a seven year old and they walk in you'll be like hey buddy and you do either do that dumb kid voice or you talk really high or you it's just it's hard to talk to kids that you don't know very well. He doesn't in this movie beautifully. It's not that easy.

Can I give a tip to the listeners just in case they don't know how to do this because I I feel like I'm great with kids. Yeah kids and dogs are really my will house. Sure. Just talk to them like a normal human being. Don't raise your voice. Don't treat them like they've had some sort of head injury. Just like just try to interact with them and make eye contact with them and guess what they'll probably have a conversation back with you. This is hard. But it's one of

the things you don't realize until you have kids and you watch how people talk to your kids and you're like yeah. Why is this person talking to my five-year-old daughter like she should be wearing a helmet? Like what's happening right now? My daughter can have a conversation with you like she's not an idiot. Go talk to her. Anyone. When the kid walks in you go hey bud and you're like hey curl it down. Purge like the lakers. How do you like local? I would have the same advice also for talking

to seniors. Like they've seen some shit. You can just talk to them normally. They'll be fine. Yeah. Yeah. Get it on with them. Just just say anything. They're ready to go. Bring a paw tips. Give me your best punch. Bring a paw tips. They're ready to roll. Oh yeah. When you think about this, I ran situation. That's got a immigration. Yeah. They're ready. Casting what ifs. Bill Murray and Patrick Swazey were considered for the lead role

before Arnold. Bill Murray no way. I can't see him there. I do the kids. No way.

Now that's not where my interest is. Let's get to the second one. Swazey could have done this.

“I think it would have been a really interesting movie for him. Year and a half after roadhouse.”

Swazey had the unintentional comedy at least a little bit. I would still maybe lean more toward like a Keanu Reeves late 90s situation. If I was going to go out of the box with the virus. Yeah. Like a hardball like I but I think we were in the right hands of the Arnold there. Yeah. There's this crazy part where Chris breaks into the school and tells Mr. Kimball that he used to fuck teachers like him and prison. And he was like it didn't

test well with audiences. Yeah. It's crazy. He did it. He already has that scene in in roadhouse where he's like it is my way or the highway. You're the bounce. That's him talking to the kids. That would work. And then he rips Chris throw out. Well, could we? Could we have merged those two movies together? Could you really go? Yeah. It's like the cooler. Same LH. It shows up halfway through. So I don't understand. This is in the research and it seemed real. But I haven't

right, but did consider Danny DeVito and described the height thing was going to be too weird. I can't imagine why Danny DeVito would be kindergarten cop. It's a completely different movie. I'm also not against it because he's smaller. He's can relate more with the kids.

Yeah. It's got to be something else. It's funny that he's the same size as the kids.

It's the opposite joke. But obviously, they made the right choice. Katherine and her were considered for the lead female role. But that was busy with home alone.

“Couldn't do it. Sandra Bullock was considered for the role of Joyce, who I think was the”

child abuse mom. Young man and failed to impress Ivan Wrightman. Didn't get it. Elijah would also did not get the part. I should wood can't get in the classroom. He's great three years later is in the good sun. Christian Slater was considered for crisp because Ivan Wrightman liked him to others and Slater turned it down. Did pump up the volume. Great choice. That's fun. Yeah, played hard Harry. I don't know if this is true. But Audrey Hepburn was offered the role of

owner Chris, but turned it down because she loves children. Very strange. No idea. Audrey Hepburn buying the rectilth thermometer. Like, yeah, I think that's a little beneath her. Yeah. Best act I award. So the guy driving the armored truck in the beginning of heat. Who is

talking about LA confidential? Let's go. The first guy Arnold punches in this movie.

Whatever that guy's there is. He wins again. You're referring to the legendary Thomas Rosales Jr. who slaps a woman in the first few minutes of a peachy 13 movie and is in everything. And he's the driver. It would be held up on the radio. That guy's a legend. See, that shit coming out of there. You're slick. I can't fucking, but I would be remiss not to shout out Stephen Park, AKA the legend Mike Yanagita is in kindergarten cop. And if you don't know this, he's in

one scene. He's looking over the dead body of the O.D. girlfriend and it's totally straight. And there's no Yanagita at all. But I was out of the couch off the couch. I'm the couch. Tom Cruise style when Yanagita showed up. I rewounded. That was a good chance to do

Yanagita. Might have been your highlight on rewatchable 30 episodes. Damn, waiters.

“A word probably one of the kids. I think I might be partial to the girl who just seemed like she”

was in a different movie. The one with the overalls that she can't get off and has to go to the bathroom. Yeah. And then later, she's kind of like battling Arnold. And there's just something really funny about that kid. I don't feel like I didn't that stuff was scripted. I think they they probably brought her in and were like, wow, this girl's a fucking wild card. Just keep the cameras rolling. She'll do something weird. It's that girl who is excellent. Or it's it's penis vagina,

which he says penis vagina. Yeah. The kid who plays penis vagina kid was the year prior in pet cemetery as gauge like the devil made me from the cemetery. And he was like three years old, like slash and Achilles, that kid worked. I think he still works. The kid who played Dominic was actually two twins, the cousin twins. Yeah. I think this was the highlight for them. Recasting couch director, city. I have a lot of thoughts here. Well, I have three. Do you have one before

I do? Okay. Yeah. Sit right there. James Cameron. What are we doing? Let's do this thing. Let's get Jamie Lee as the other teacher. It's already Arnold protecting a kid. He's going to do a couple of years later. Let's up the production value and the violence. Although James Cameron probably see it be like, what if the students were like really tall and blue and had tails and some dumb shit like that? But at the time, Cameron was in his prime and I would like to see him more with Arnold.

What do you got? Arnold's one of the three biggest stars in the world at this point. Definitely. I've been right. And I think is one of the foremost proven directors at this point for big budget movies that you know you're going to make the money back. I don't know why the cast isn't like bigger and more ambitious. I'd like to offer you Julie Roberts as the teacher on the run. Why not? Yeah. I'd like to offer you Nick Cage in the in the Chris part.

Nice point in his career. That's fantastic. I'd like to offer you fade down away or Shirley McLean as the mom. Let's go ask her winners. Ellen Burston, come on down. Let's get somebody who's actually like bed in the Oscar conversation. But this is the big egregious one. If I could change anything, it would be this. Kathleen Turner, can't come in for two scenes to play the Moriarty. The Kathy Moriarty part, just come in and can you throw 99 for two scenes?

Just hit the corners. Just do your thing. What about what about Kimbles partner? Is could you do Meg Ryan there? Or is she needs to be the female lead? I don't think it can be somebody you feel like Arnold is going to try to fuck during the movie. Yeah. Yeah. So you're really

“like right on the line. You have to be she has to kind of feel like she might blow him if you put”

two glasses of wine in her as that kind of vibe. But he's going to stay away because there she's flirting with him a couple times. Yeah. She kisses him on the lips at the end of the movie. Yeah. It's kind of what is that? A little sweet on him. Yeah. So normally Craig has a flex category here. But he's not with us. So I'm going to do a special category in his honor.

other bystander who the movie treats as inconsequential, but who probably had a spouse and kids to

love him. Poor guy goes to the local toy store to get a race car set. Oh, it's a kid. Miss Christmas didn't really understand that part. I was laid on Christmas. I got to make it up to him. Whatever it was going on. I don't know how you're laid on Christmas. We don't really don't Christmas. He said I miss Christmas. It was something about bringing, bro. Making up for Christmas. Yeah. Fives this race car set won't get

Brad for it. Really committed to it. And then I guess just gets murdered on the side of the road.

“I think it's knocked out. He gets slammed into the door like he's out. I'll call right there on the”

side wall. Maybe worse. Like he might be, I don't know much. I've watched a lot of the pit. Well, that's a couple of ways. She might be too sure. Like he might be like the film is trying to side, whether to take them off the ventilator or not. All he's trying to do is just buy a race car set for his kids. So I think he wins that. And the guy who's refusing to sell it is polite. Like he's not an asshole to him. And he's like trying to make maybe an enough much money around Christmas

time. And now he's scraped it together and his kids always want this. And our boy Chris just needs

to the balls head to the door and it's really tough. Half-ess in a research they actually filmed all this at a story at the John Jacob Aster Elementary School. Sure. Great tidbit here. Arnold insisted on a private studio for daily workouts. They basically build Jim and Jim. I love I always love hearing this. Days of thunder I think was the best one when Simpson and Brookheimer built like the three story. They basically build an equinox. They spent like two dollars.

Yeah. Stephen Root is in five scenes that are cut out of the movie for some reason. I guess for time. Oh, he's awesome. Yeah, I don't know. I know nothing other than that anecdote. My stapler. April Fool's 2012 is a prank. The criterion collection said they were released in this as a blue ray desk. And everybody's like, what's going on? And now it is on 4k blue ray and Sean fantasy probably owns it. Definitely. You mentioned the goonies earlier.

Yeah. Somewhere around 1.6 miles away from the school, the house. Oh cool. Yeah. Goondax. Yeah. And then I like this. I've been right men invented the five right men rules of filmmaking for the kids. But you're this. Yeah. No, no, no. Here are the five rules. Listen.

“Act natural. Know your character. Don't look in the camera and be disciplined. I think”

don't look in the cameras. Probably. I'm sure half of these kids probably just look at everyone wants to look in the camera even adults. Apex bound Arnold. Yes. We said that. We got it. That's it. Richard Tyson. I still think it's two moon junction. I felt like he was going to be a big star for that. Penelope Miller. I don't know. Let me tell you something about this. Let's give her a credit. She has a very cool fact, the way to about her that she and in a very small period

of time was in movies with Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, and Marlin Brando, like all three godfathers. Yeah. That's the badass. She holds her own and Arnold Schwarzenegger, of course. Yes. So she I forgot to do her little run. She's perfectly lovely. Very good actress, still in the game. She does her thing in this movie. Her IMDB, the known for a fun game. Oh, yeah. I love to be decides the four. Yeah. Carlita's way kindergarten cop, the artist and the

freshman with Brando. Those are the four they went for. Apex bound hybrid action. Kids movies. I think. Yes. Yeah. Because we get so many kids sports movies, like you mighty ducks and stuff like that, but not with shooting and killing and shotgun in people. Yeah. This is it. I've been

“right, man. Probably Ghostbusters. A story. Yes. undercover cop movies. No, tumors. I think yes.”

Tuma. I mean, yeah. Too many tumors in a fun way. Tuma is in a fun way. Yes. Fun tumors. Honestly, if someone told you they sat you down and they're like, "God, I have some really bad news." Like, they discovered a tumor. There's a sick voice in your head that would say it's not a tumor. It's just a program at this point. No, it's all right. It was the rules. And then I'm going to add this. I didn't have this in my initial notes, but you

nailed it. Brookstone. Oh, fuck yeah. Because Brookstone has went Harry Metzalli the year before with a friend John Talks. Yes. But it has a whole, I think that's Brookstone. It's a sharper image or Brookstone in that. I thought it was Brookstone. Could it feel like the same stores to me that they basically would have been just going to crash into the taping right now. But like, it's fucking sharper image, you dumb ass. Be it, Brookstone. It's right around here.

And we all, I was in college back then. You would walk into the Brookstone. You weren't

buying anything. Never. You could walk around 45 minutes. Everything was like $180 or $60 or

be like holding like a jelly can crunch to make your grip better. Like, you can do the grip. And they would have those things where if you pull one marble to the right, it sets off the back and forth chain reaction of the marble. Try some headphones on. Whoa. It's headphones are great. Like, there was a thing of nails where if you put your hand in the nail tray, it would like

“make the shape of your hand. It's like for douchebags to have in their office. Like, I think that”

they're 1990s, Don Draper. That's the specialty there. The chairs were really the cake. He's the chair. Sit in the middle of the chair for five minutes without getting yelled at. It was a big one. Cruiser hanks. This is clearly cruise. There's no question. You think it's hanks? No, no, no. I can see hanks with the kids. I want it to be cruise for 50 different reasons. Why do you

homerun for cruise? Because cruise never did a movie like this. And honestly, other than Jeremy

McGuire. I don't remember him interacting with kids. And anyway, I feel like he's in the full Jerry McGuire like desperation mode. He's at the end of his rope. And it's like teaching you kids is an up and dawn pride swallowing siege. It's that cruise. Plus, then we get to pretend we had to see him like try to connect with Penelope romantically. And that's always good sport. No, you left out first day of kindergarten cruise. Him losing his mind. Shut up, shut up. Yeah, although I want

cruisest crisp too. Like I'm still here for that in Frank T. J. Mackie mode. I could do that as well. Oh, like that score says your spielberg clearly spielberg. Those were too easy. The score says you would just there'd be just so many drugs. And I'm not talking about on Chris. I'm talking about like Kimbo would be strong out because his parents are as families not around. And he wants

“to get revenge. A lot of drugs. Probably pretty good. What's your favorite picky net from this movie?”

I have the fact that here's here's a crisp and Kimbo should fight at the end. Instead of the gunshots and instead of the bloody killing, have a fight. The, you know, the ferret comes out

and maybe Dominic gets away. And then Chris is like, so I've always wanted to do this. Kimbo,

let's go. You and me, and they have a big brawl in the shower room. That's like standard operating procedure for these movies. Before I now get there, yeah. Yeah, they should fight. You think right, and thought maybe it just wouldn't be realistic for Arnold to lose or be in danger in a shower fight. Well, you do it. There's the classic hack for that. You let Arnold take a bullet first, and so we can. Great point. Yeah. So it's a tough one because I'm trying to think like, I was talking

about Chuck Norris movies, Chuck Norris dad a couple of weeks ago. Never, never got his just doing rewatchables. I know. I don't know what the right movie. He doesn't the most rewatchable

“movie for me that he made with silent rage. But I think. Oh, you like silent rage? It's not a big”

list. People that I like it. You know who turned me on to silent rage and I'm making this up. Aaron Rogers interviewed a few years ago, and he made a joke about silent rage. It was like lots of cool reference. And I didn't know it very well. Went and watched it hilarious movie great villain. And I became a fan since then that was like five or six years ago. He loves it. But Delta forces by the one, right? Well, Chuck. So I think I had. My favorites are missing an action

to coat of silence. The Chicago movie he made, which is like a really good Chicago movie and every Chicago actor's in it. Like all of them. Every 80 Chicago actor. I don't know if you see it. I haven't. I don't know that movie. You're Chicago guy. I don't know if you see that one up. I demand that you watch it. It's a Pluto to be special. One month ago, Lil Mufflecoyed mission action to in silent rage. And three of those movies, Chuck was at least Chuck Connect. God bless Chuck. I enjoyed

Chuck. I've seen all his movies. It could not. Not enough. But he knew there had to be a show down scene at the end. Yeah. And missing an action to, which is not really not a good movie. But it's better than the mission action one. It all leads to this evil, sadistic Vietnam guy who's just torturing all the POWs. Yeah. It's just the worst. You just want Chuck to kick his ass all movie. And then finally, they end up in this cabin. Like what, the unstilts. It's like the second floor that

climb up and they're in there. And it's just like, all right, it's fucking Haggard hernstein. Let's go.

Here they just bring the bell. And they fight in this thing. And it's incredible. Yeah. So you're saying

Schwarzeneggerberg's Chris. Yeah. What's like, let's go Chuck Norris style. Let's really like go three four minutes here. I they probably didn't want to do that in a kid's movie. Do my guess. Well, and the alternative was the bloody shootout. I just, I just, I just like the main event. We've sat for two hours. Now let's see these guys fight. There's potential of them crashing into the shower and the pipe breaks and there's water. It could've been really cinematic. I like it. I had a couple

the story? Like why not just have the FBI tail Chris? Yeah. I assume John Kimball is like reasonably

“valuable as a police officer. He's got cool beard and sunglasses. He's formerly drug operations. And”

they're like, we think he might end up going a story. Uh, we need two cops to go undercover. Don't really tell anyone what we're up to. And this is the plot of the movie, I guess. I still don't understand it. I don't know why they had to go. Why don't also, if you did have to go, maybe just take 48 hours and let a fee be like clear up the stomach flu. And then she goes in as the teacher. You have Chris is incarcerated. There's not that much of a rock right, but she gets this

like, oh my stomach. And so he goes in. Just take it easy. Take some metamusyl and then go teach the school. Yeah, wait till Wednesday. Well, I had her too. What kind of food poisoning did she like? Was this the first COVID case? This was could've been 30 years before it was going for. Yeah, it was a prototype of the original. She's out for a week and a half. This was like fantasy in Sunday. It's in 2020. Um, I don't understand why they get to hotel rooms. I don't understand what happened to Arnold's

old family. So strange. They tried to give him something to work with. This like the subtext about why he's hurting and why he's gravitating towards Dominic. And he's like, yeah, they just moved on.

I never seen him. Why don't you have joint custody of? What are you doing? I think the real

“answer is that should be that Chris did something to mess up Arnold's family. And that's why he's”

obsessed with Chris, like they do in face off. That makes way too much sense. Or my wife thought she was getting a word fees and couldn't get one. And then she took the kids back to Austria. Like, at least come up with some reason that's not like, yeah, I have a kid. I don't know where I'm talking about a long distance call. Could we do that for like a minute? It's kind of of a piece of shit. Like, why are you so apathetic about your son? Why are you so obsessed

with Dominic? You have your own kid. What is this? Here's my big one. Yeah. It's my nitpick. It's also the Vincent Chase Award for I was sure the character was actually good at their job. Great. The ending Arnold fire drill loses Dominic immediately. You have one job. Just keep Dominic there. You have one job. Just grab him by the back. He's walking with you.

“Where you go. He just loses him in 10 seconds. Doesn't shoot the bad guy.”

Blows that one. Get shot by two different characters. Get shot by the entire Chris family. And then has to be saved by his partner who we're actually wakes up. She's sitting a bomb in Asia of a job. Terrible. It's part of a baseball bat who's not even armed. When that fire went off dude, just grab Dominic. The other kids from the mission could die in the fire. Get Dominic out of here. Dominic Dominic. It just grabs him like nothing. They know the guys out

that the witness is dead. They're waiting for something. All right. Sequel prequel prestige. TV all black cast or untouchable. It can't say I wouldn't watch the first episode of a prestige remake. A remake? Yeah, well, I'd probably test drive it. You go, um, you go Alan Richardson, who's Reacher as John Kimball in the Swordshaler role. And then, as Chris, you have some badass actor of Paul Mescal or Barry Kilganer. One of those like

sweet actors. Like it could work. I'm going to zag on you. What are you going? Can I offer you a little Travis Kelsey? Good. We need some more of this. The Kelsey's got to get that name out there. Me and Jason can play Chris. It's Travis. They're trying to kill each other. As you have

they've been athlete, like, I offer you Marsha on Lynch. You're always selling Marsha on.

I'm good with Marsha on he lives on planet Marsha on. We try to sell Marsha for fireball role in running man. I'm yeah. Okay. Let's try to think of something athlete. Aaron Rodgers. That's Chris. No, he hasn't decided. He's playing for the Steelers yet. We don't know what his future is. Is this movie better with Wayne Jenkins, Furgie the Flores, Brian Rucco, Gus Johnson, Zain Low, or somebody else? I don't know if you saw this, but at the very end when they're having the

face off, there's a quick shot in the locker room and there's an announcer's table. And it says and Gus is there and he's got an announcer. He's got his microphone. And he just lets it rip. And it sounds like this. Dominic Chris. Young fella. Ha ha. His old man's got to gun to his head in the shower room. Barrett comes out of the sweater. Ha ha. Ignis to kill the blows away. Cristina.

causes your throat. You don't have to take it from someone's off my life. Like two weeks. Great to have

“Gus back. Just want to ask her who gets it. I don't know the score. I think the hair and make”

up people who do kimbals beard and Chris. That's great. That's the people. Probably an answer for questions. I got a great one. Let's hear it. Okay. This is, this is, you're going to love this. So Moriari comes in and she's talking about her son, who she is worried is playing with dolls. Yeah. The child's name bill is Sylvester. This is in the middle of the Stallone Swartz and Eggher feud when they're going at each other and taking shots. Wow. Do you not think that Arnold

somewhere in a trailer is like the one who plays with dolls? Let's call him Sylvester. Ha ha ha. Is that not a vale shot? He's a girly man, Sylvester. I don't think that's a coincidence.

That's amazing. I mean, come on Sylvester. That's not a normal name. I think you're right.

I want to know Dominic, whether that was aimed at anybody too. Is there a funny slide? It's like he's the boy's son. It's like that's too much Arnold. Let's take this to Sylvester. I have was Pamela Reed, the poor man's Lori Metcalf or vice versa. Both are great.

“You could have seen them every role in the 90s and I think Lori Metcalf easily just could have been”

the partner in this. She's excellent. I think Lori Metcalf's an internal affairs the same year that Pamela Reed's in this movie. You could just switch them. Yeah, both just like cool good hangs. You can have a bear with like sexy in their own way. Good actors. I like a play cops in good shot. Yes. The old kindergarten teacher who John Kimball takes a job about it. Whatever it hurts, you obtain your where's she go? Go on for four weeks. They just tell her to take

a hike. Yeah. Comes back. Everything's fine. We fix the school library. Maybe everybody

don't eat some books. Finally has their job back. Finally has the kids. She's not as cool as

John Kimball. She doesn't have a fairet. She doesn't foil a crime. Probably trying to work her way back, you know, a little ray handling the giant style. How do you show a legend? Of course. Just as this is getting good. Here comes John Kimball shows up again with the cane. And kids go nuts. That's it. She's just working at the hardware store the next day. It's done. Teaching her more teaching for you. And donks honor it with Arnold repurposing his own line

by saying, I'm back and everyone goes crazy. Like fuck you lady. Yeah. It teaches like I'm trying to teach some simple two plus three math. Get out of your Kimball. You're not even a real teacher. That is strange. Just some lady who who lived in a story, uh, probably put three kids through the school system. Kept her kindergarten job. She'd been there 28 years. Arnold just overnight takes it. The love and teacher her life goal to educate young people and Arnold with his

lats and traps comes in. They like him better because he has a stupid fairer. Last one for me. Is this a better movie of Arnold dies? He got shot by the lady. He's just he's just dead. He doesn't make it. Yeah. And we have like at a moment. We almost go. It's like hardball when when G baby dies. We're just it's a fucking swear. We don't know. Oh my god. G baby's dead. They just kill John Kimball. It's it's a wrap. He's done. So play this out.

Alright. Do we get we get a funeral scene? Yeah. We get the most emotional funeral scene. Just here's everywhere. This movie. This is now like the saddest movie of the 1990s. John Kimball, his legacy lives on. We're named the John Kimball library after him with the burn books. There's a statue. It's a collage of burn books and John Kimball's honor. The bathroom. There's some sort of statue of him. Sure. Like yeah. Is it a bomb? It takes care of the

fairer. Don't worry about it. We'll do that. Yeah. There's a scene like it in the end when Tony Stark dies and all the Avengers show up in their suits and it's very somber. And then they just roll credits. And that's it. I don't know how that would test, especially with the sobbing kids at the funeral. Yeah. But I like where you're going. It's a huge act. And it's we'd get the boys to men. The end of the road. Yeah. We get the end of the road. It's right around the save time.

“I'm on the first lips, too. And he gets away with Dominic. Like that's what's through that.”

And he raises him with his mother. Kimball's dead. Pamela Reed stays to to take over the class and her fiancee becomes like the story of lead chef and they kind of carry his legacy. I don't know. Yeah. John and his mom hangs herself like that. We can do that. Yeah. That might work. Secret handshake club memorabilia for the thing you would want from this movie. For me, it's something a story elementary, hat, t-shirt, something from from that, that's

of Chris and I want to go to a holiday Chris. And if magic, the one person who would get are you fucking Chris and I'd be like, yeah, yeah. Chris, look at the ponytail. They would be like, that is, can I take a picture with you? That is the coolest thing in your Chris. But yeah,

“I'm Chris. Anybody can take a picture? I'm Chris. That's what I want. Yeah. So you need like the big”

David Burns suit. Yeah. ponytail wig and a bad tan in your reddish rose. Like the night at the rocks, very guys if they had like tall reviewers. That's my look. Best double feature. Choice. I have total recall. Let's just, let's just show peak of the powers. Don't design the Arnold. What do you got? Your answer is better. I had home alone. They were running the world. These, they was all about kids then. It's Arnold. It's everybody. But total recall,

this is the same actor screaming about the give these people. Yeah. And then he's dating in the same year. That's a great choice. He also makes the same face in each movie when it is the eye bulging. Come on, come on. You think this is the real quid? It is. That's great. Coach Finstack, Mr. Miyagi word for best words, life lesson. Kind of our teacher still matter. Look at you.

“Yeah. Look at all symbol getting soft. Yeah. It's not full. It's still matter.”

They can huge difference in lives. They do. I, I had, you're married. You're allowed to dress like slabs. I like that the mom say that because it's definitely true. And the atleast your revolution has enabled all of us married people to just dress like pigs half the time. Yeah. And that's probably one of the only benefits from COVID. It's like, you know, yeah. Pretty awesome. These pants feel great. I'm not going to apologize. I said go up public with $200 Lulu lemons.

Awesome. I'll just wear them all day. Who won the movie Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger, twice in one year, dude. Craig's not here, but we are splicing a special, oh, I can't wait.

Of the pot. He's just going to pop in with a little 90 second. Here's my review of kindergarten

cop throwing it to him right now. Okay. Kindergarten cop. I watched with my wife Liz. I would say easy watch. Liz and I shared a lot of eye roles with one another after Arnold's cheesy lines. But by the end of the movie, you're kind of sold on the whole thing and you kind of come away feeling good. Arnold Man is just he's, it's like watching Arnold in this is like watching like Bill and beer in the 90s or Roy Hibbert in the early 2010s where it's just like perfect

for the era. No chance this works now at all. 90s movies just have a charming obliviousness to them.

“And that's why they work. And that's why Arnold works in this. I don't, I guess it's the rock today”

or something like that or like Ryan Reynolds. But there is, there is an aspect of this where Arnold is earnestly trying and I don't know when his career pivoted from people realizing that it's just funny to watch him say funny lines and maybe it was this one. But that obliviousness of the 90s is why those movies are so great and we're too self-aware now for I think that to work again. I appreciate that they spent all the money on casting Arnold and didn't have much else

which brings me to Richard Tyson who, my first question was who the hell is this man and what

what is going on? What's going on here? An unexplored relationship with his mother and this film that we could probably dig into a little bit more. I think he's eligible to replace Judd Nelson for the actor that's just doing his in his own movie award. I will have to give it to the hair and make up department though because the greasy ponytail was just an absolute perfect choice. They knocked it out of the park. His look, I have no notes. 10 out of 10 on the look. So

great job by everybody there. My favorite line from this movie is probably when Arnold meets Pam Reed and they get partnered together and there's just one line of exposition where she goes so where you're from and it goes Austria and there's just no follow-up and they keep moving after that. So I really enjoyed that. I still don't really understand why Richard Tyson needed his son so badly and he was willing to like blow up his school for it but that's not what this movie's about.

It's about watching Arnold say tumor with a bunch of kindergartners and in that respect it succeeds. So I'm sure you guys are going to make fun of me coming back here and you're going to pretend that I said something insane. But sure, I'm in. Thanks Craig. That was great. Well, fire. Can't believe you hated the movie that much. Can you believe you mentioned the runtime? I mean,

incredible stuff. Great job Craig. Unbelievable. All right kindergarten cop. So I don't know what's next

for us. We're a little light on Van Dam. I feel like we addressed Arnold. Yeah, there's a

like though and it stars Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock that's not been done. So there's some meat on that bone. The Van Dam thing is going to be tough. We'd have to go into like lion heart and bloods a kickbox or territory. I might be tough. But I'm open for business anytime you are doing to segal the undeadly ground. I've been circling a little bit. I know yeah. I don't know from a comedy standpoint. I'm looking at that and I'm looking at Markford death when he fights the Jamaican

“Voodoo gangs in screwface. That's what that's like as well. There's a lot of apples to be picked”

on the tree before we get to screwface. There's also like some some mid nineties in the cage that

we could run back. Yeah. There's point break which we did the first year the show. I'm pushing for

a viewpoint. Repointed because there. It's an unrecognizable podcast compared to what it is now. It's just very, very old. A lot of football stuff. Everything else. Alright, Cobran. Any plugs you want to do before we head out of here? No, not yet. Just listen to Rewashable's podcast. Watch the morning football. And I get it all the time. Bill, people come up. Bill, Kyle Kyle, what's up man? Hey,

“how are you doing? Love you on Rewashable's. I love how you don't. You love Cobra. That's why”

you love Man Rewashable. That's what you love. It's so fun man. Always. All right. Thank you.

Great to see you. Thanks to Eduardo and Gahau as well. We will see you next week. I ironically, you're gonna miss it. I think Ghostbusters is happening next week. Oh, it's great.

“I'll be there listening. I can't wait. I think it's. I think it's time. We're doing. We're headed”

toward Netflix as a joke month. We wanted to bang out like some sort of fun. I think I'm not positive but I think it's happening. Okay. You got the last. You got the dream team. Maybe you can be studying it, watch it. Yeah, I think we have the right cast of people. I can't wait. Anyway,

all right. I'll be there as I always am. Kyle Brandt, great to see you too.