Coolest Players in the 2026 Draft, an Eagles–A.J. Brown Theory, Zachariah Branch Thirst Trap, and Seaman the Dog

Welcome to the figure out a filter.

Wraff show my name is Danny Hartford. So I'm joined by Danny Kelly Craig Rollback. And today we're going over the coolest players in the draft. Because they're cool, they're these guys are cool. Craig can you explain the salty spatoon?

It's like SpongeBob has the salty spatoon for toughness, but this is kind of like that for coolness. It's the cool, it's the cool carol. I don't know what it's called.

“But yeah, only the cool guys are in this club, right D.K.?”

Totally. I totally know what you're talking about. The thing, my reference, my generation is if P in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. That was what came to my mind for this.

So these guys are cooler than P in your pants. So we're just going to go through a bunch of Miles Davis's. Yeah, we're just going to go through the cool players that, honestly, if you're like, I don't want to know anything about the draft, whatever I'll deal with later.

But we're like, these guys are sick. And you should know these guys.

Yeah, if you're just sparing currently about this being a boring draft class,

today is for you. So there's a fun. A couple of things in news I want to hit before we go into this. So that you're shofter posted in the NFL, really posted. Through shifter that the NFL season, the kickoff is going to be weird.

They're going to do it on Wednesday night, instead of Thursday night. So the seahawks, the defending champions are going to play on Wednesday night. And then Thursday night in Australia, which is Australia in Thursday morning, the Rams and 49ers will play. So level Wednesday and a Thursday game.

It'll be Friday morning for Australia, not Thursday. Oh, right. I didn't, that's a good plan.

“The game will tip off at, I believe, 10, 30 or 11, 30.”

I don't know the daylight savings. But 10, 30 or 11, 30. AM on Friday and Australia will be 8, 30 Eastern. Fight America. So we can get to the Wednesday Thursday.

So we're just very hard. It's very weird. Wednesday thing has happened before. They did it like 12 years ago. It didn't.

In 2012, when there was a Democratic National Convention the next day, and Obama was going to speak to them, move the game up. It was Giants Cowboys. And so that's not as crazy to me. It's kind of like, all right, Wednesday, they're getting a little reading.

Sure. Oh, no. They're not getting greedy. But I kind of will be honest. I actually like Wednesday, Thursday,

Saturday, Wednesday, Friday. What's them do Thursday? What's them have a Friday game too? Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I agree with that.

I agree with that. Probably better.

I don't like that cheese charges start on a Friday night, and I'm like the first Friday

of the end of, which was still summer at that point.

“But I will say, for the Rams going all in, I think it's weird that they're starting this”

season where they're going all in to win a Super Bowl in their home stadium in Los Angeles. Next year is Stafford's 30A, and it's like you have a long run with McVay, but this team is like the co-favorites in Seattle. I think it's weird that the Rams are starting this season in Australia. Like that sucks for them.

This is a lot of travel. Yes. I don't know the three days. But that's a long trip. You don't want to try this before.

What is it like? How long is the flight, like 20 hours of flying through a private direct? Well, from LA. Yeah. I think it's like 17 hours from LA.

It's just a weird way to start. I don't know. I don't know. They're like, actually, we don't want to do this because we're trying to win a Super Bowl this year.

Can people say that? I feel like they don't know. But they probably would agree to it. Anyway, it's just, did you see our moves over the offseason? Roger?

Yeah. I'll admit the NFL's getting a little weird with it, but I have to, there's no Friday game. I'll take it. If they're doing a Wednesday Thursday Sunday thing in week one, I'm fine with

it. It's where it's during the holidays, so I'm trying to spend time on my lunch once they Thursday Friday. Yeah. What's Jesus Christ?

Can you just give us one day to not do something? Five and nights of games in nine days over Christmas? The Christmas fantasy championships are bad. Like you're trying to be with me. We got the day before we have Thanksgiving Eve now, which is a new holiday, I guess?

Yeah. Give me a break. The Eagles signed Elijah Moore the receiver. This is not usually big enough news that it would matter for me to talk about Elijah Moore signing with Eagles.

But I think it's notable because Elijah Moore is like AJ Brown's best friend in the entire world. I'm like a very deep level. And it's just like when the buck's signed, he honest his brother. Yes, it really is.

And I don't know. This is the kind of thing that would be a smart thing for how he was going to do, whether they want to trade AJ Brown or not, because it certainly makes it look like they're going to keep AJ Brown. I do think this makes AJ Brown more amenable for the season.

He's like, I just want my friend to be on my team. It's like Adam Sandler just putting like Rob Schneider on all his business. Yeah. He's like, I just, I'm not doing good unless my pals are there. I, yeah.

So, you know what? It's probably smart. So, should I bet on a prediction market that AJ Brown now will remain on the Eagles because Elijah Moore is there, is that what you're saying? Or that if AJ Brown gets traded, Elijah Moore will be cut.

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. There we go. Don't need you anymore. It's put him in the deal.

With that said, let's get to the coolest players in the draft. This list is mostly made, like, this is mostly a list of players that Danny Kelly is like,

“I think these guys are cool, but I will say, coolness by DK.”

I agree with almost all of them, but Craig, I'll let you drive here and I think I'm excited to go through this list. I'll decide if these guys are cool enough. I'll be the judge of that. Yeah, I'll be the judge of that.

All right. DK, you made this list of guys you think are very cool.

The first one here is Mahalms or Chopero, who's cool.

I saw Mahalms working out. Look good out there. Was his knee brace on? Did he look cool? No.

All right. We'll start with an easy one. This is the most famous, one of the more famous players in the draft that's here. Jeremiah Love, the running back out of Notre Dame. DK.

He's a really cool. Objectively cool. Why is he cool to you? DK. He's a freak.

He's the fastest kid alive. I've ever seen him run. This guy has spin moves. His spin moves have spin moves. He loves spin moving.

There's more spin moves than his runs than I've ever seen in any other running back ever.

No, but like, to be serious for a second, he's extremely explosive.

He's extremely versatile. He's a home run hitter. He's big, fast, strong, explosive. He's everything you wanted at a running back. It's like, you know, when you'd growing up, you want to be a running back because they

carry the ball. They get to make all these cool moves. Like the Sakewon jumping backwards over a guy. Everybody wants to do that shit. And Jeremiah Love is sort of that avatar that we all can imagine.

We're going to be able to be that fast and, you know, explosive and all that. So, he's just a lot of fun to watch. He's going to be probably looks like a top 10 pig. Maybe even top 5 pig. Well, that's what I want to get into.

We basically talked about this every couple of weeks.

“I want to revisit it now because there's been a couple of moves, right?”

Like, the Saints got Travis HN, ETN HN, don't forget to call his brother, HN too. Right. Trevor HN, Travis HN and Devon HN, very tricky. You think Trevor is going to go by just ETN for like, or are they both? I think his brother made that move for him now.

I don't know why, but his name, the pronunciation being changed makes me forget if he's Trevor or Travis. And I don't know why. For some reason, it's, it's Travis HN is in my head, but for some reason, it scares me. But anyway, ETN, HN is on the Saints now, the Chief Sun Ken Walker.

The Saints have the 8th pick, the Chiefs have the 9th pick. So those two teams are eliminated.

So basically, right now, we have the Cardinals at 3, you have the Titans at 4, you have

the Giants at 5, you have the commanders at 7. We don't think the Cardinals are going to take them. I thought the Titans were, there's some reports that they're not going to take him at 4. So we have, however, just New York football Giants at 5, and we have Washington at 7. DK, do you think he gets passed that pick 7?

I think that is the over-under spot, because the next spot would be maybe Dallas at 12. But do you think he gets passed Washington at 7? Probably not. I'm trying to remember it because, yeah, I mean, the GM of the commanders at him Peters knows firsthand what the value of elite running back in a 2-way running back guy that can do both

the passing game and running game stuff in CMC. So like, that could play a factor here. I don't know if that means that they'd be willing to pay up this high. They're also analytics guys, and it's like the Niners maybe they felt there were one piece away.

“I don't know why they're basketball guys, so yeah, so yeah, I think that would be like”

what I'm circling right now is the commanders, and they just decide this guy's the best player on our board, whatever. But if he does get passed him, even if like a guy like sunny styles is there, if one of these past structures David Bailey or Ruben Bane happens to fall, Arvel Rees, the sky is falling.

Arvel Rees, they posted a video of him running some bag drills that is pro day today. Maybe he's going to fall and to pass, I mean, people are, I'm losing my mind. We're in phase two. We're in phase two. These, these pro day reactions are going to fucking kill me.

People running around, do you want me to do my rant again? The fucking running around in shorts, and a shirt with no defense, they're playing catch, they're literally exercising, and we're making, they're fucking exercising. The video of Arvel Rees running around that, that inflatable pin, or whatever the fuck you call that, that is like something that people do unlike the TV show wipe out.

Like, if he looks slow doing something that you don't actually have to fucking do in the NFL. Good. It's fine. Have you ever seen a play football?

Phase two, maybe. There's no defense or offense in this case. Okay. Anyways. What were we going to talk about?

Jeremiah, I love we can move on from him. I do think it's interesting that like, it kind of feels like none of these teams are the right fit for him of the top seven. It's like, the giants are really going to take a run and do the safe one thing again at the fifth pick.

Washington does that really make sense from a front office perspective. Titans and, in Cardinals, maybe they're not very yet, and yet we think he's going to go in the top seven. I kind of like him in Washington, high vets. I don't know if you want him at five.

argument. It's, you could make this case of, well, it's not really a good economic value to take

a running back because the best running back in the NFL is going to get me $20 million

a year or $18 in the remaining account and a receiver is going to make 50% or double that as much money. So if they're elite, you're not getting as much surplus value, blah, blah, blah, blah. But the moment your team, like when other teams do it, that's dumb, the moment your team takes share of my love, you're like, shut up nerds like this guy's sick and you're

going to have the best fucking time and that he's going to be good immediately and you're not going to give a shit and then three years later, your team might not be that much better and then you'll be upset. But in the meantime, I thought, I thought, "Sake war was a bad pick for the giants." I had a great time watching the guy play football.

You were dead. It does. It did when he laughed. The human capacity. The giants of the last decade.

Wow, look at this bad, long-term financial move. Well, I'm going to have a great time.

“Also, I still think Tennessee should take him and might take him, but I think Washington”

is in a similar boat where I'm like, who, Jane and Jane knows we know. He's great. His rookie year was fantastic. He looked like one of the best quarterbacks in the league immediately. Right now he is a 30-year-old Terry McLaren and that's it.

There's no one else on this team. It's the same thing for all three players, which is for all three teams. Giants, Washington, Tennessee. I do think he goes one of those teams. It's within the context of trying to help a young quarterback establish themselves as

an elite guy, Jen Gaines, getting back to rookie year, Kim Ward and Jackson Dart, building what they did last year. Within that context, it's about giving them an explosive player and you're kind of bootstrapping them on the way once you have franchise quarterback who cares. I will say, in terms of Jeremiah my love, the reason teams to take him is he picked your

comp, depending how old you are. I think there's shades of Reggie Bush and Darren McFad, and before we got her, I think there's Jimmy or Gibbs. I think there's Christian McAfrey with Jeremiah love. I think I kind of see Jeremiah love.

People have said Jimmy or Gibbs, I think he plays a Jeremiah love plays a lot like Christian McAfrey with the Reggie Bush aesthetics, because he has the spins, like Dick is said. And Jeremiah loves going to bring a herd link up to spin to the, he's got spins, he gives other people spins. Jeremiah loves going to bring a herd link back.

The Reggie Bush hurdles, like Jeremiah loves jumps over people.

“He is crazy, he's amazing, and I think the reason I think Jeremiah loves like McAfrey”

is there were questions and like Gibbs, oh, well, he's so good as a receiver, he's so good in space. Can he run between the tackles? Yes.

Like the most important play of Notre Dame season a couple years ago, the championship is

against Penn State. And he basically breaks five tackles at the goal line alone just to get through and score a touchdown. People wanted McAfrey could play between the tackles. Like, you know what I mean?

You thought he was going to score 20 touchdowns one season. I think Jeremiah love is he's the three down back, he's like, he is like that good. He's a lead, fantasy is going to be a first round pick. I, he's also so fucking cool. He does the heart celebration for love when he scores.

That's going to go viral. The name, love, everything about it. I think he's very cool. And I think whether the Giants Titans or commanders take him, I think that will be a good pick.

And I'm going to stand by that. OK, let's stay at running back. We haven't talked about pretty much any other running back in this class. That's how to share my love. DK, one of your coolest players of the year is Jonah Coleman, the running back out of

Washington, five, two, five, eight, two hundred twenty pounds. This guy's all core. He's like one giant torso. He's a thick boy. Yes.

He's, yeah, thick is a below meal or whatever. He is, he's really fun to watch. Obviously, we haven't talked a lot about running back.

“So I think he's actually maybe in danger of going on day three.”

That's like kind of where we are with the running back class. There's, there's day three.

Yeah, so like fourth round, maybe he could sink into third round, but probably more likely

like late third or early fourth. He's not, he's kind of the polar opposite of Jeremiah loving a lot of ways because he's not super explosive. He's not going to be like the home run hitting type of player. But he runs really low to the gut.

He reminds me of like a thicker version of Bucky Irving where he's quicker than fast. He's got good vision to kind of sort through the mess of bodies in front of him and and scoot through the opening in the line. He uses his box really well. He's patient.

He's really good in the passing game. He's a great pass protector. He's just a football player. That's kind of like the way I look at him. He's just a ball player.

Only one fumble in his career. I think only one drop in his career. He's just, he's just like the rolling ball of butcher knives thing is like so app for him. Oh, he's really interesting. He just runs through guys, he tries to run through guys as faces.

He was, his production was a lot, or he was kind of like higher up on, I think people's rankings in 2024. And then in 2025, this last year, things kind of fell apart towards the end of the season. And he was falling down less, I think, or just kind of not really people's focus. But if you look at some of the numbers like broken tackles, yards after contact, he

grades out really well according to PFF. And so this is a guy that I would love to get on late day two or early day three. Why is he a fourth rounder? I think it's probably the speed thing.

So that's kind of like a right. Two seconds. Yeah. He's got a fat last year, like you could just say, he was kind of fat. And then he got really good last year last year, last year season.

“And honestly, before, last all season, it looked like CJ Anderson, like you remember when”

he was awesome by the way. Who was great.

But you're Anderson, who basically like, one is super bowl.

Yes. Like that's what he wanted to be. He's like the least physically impressive, but he's a three down back who's not fast, but he can catch, he can run, he can win with power. In a way, imagine if Kim Scataboo wasn't like such a Tasmanian devil.

I am not saying he's as powerful. He's probably a little faster than Scataboo was kind of slow, and he's not as powerful as Scataboo running people over. But like he's a sophisticated, he's a, he's a, he's like, Kim Scataboo mind. He's Kim Scataboo.

Yeah. Exactly. He believes that. He believes it. He believes it.

As much. Right. Yeah. Exactly. What if Kim Scataboo thought, as much was it just, you know, as somebody who had asthma growing

up, how dare you, Kim Scataboo? It is real.

I got to tell you, I've never cared less about any athletes' thoughts about the world.

Kim Scataboo. Kim Scataboo. Oh, we're going to listen to the guy who runs into phone polls or whatever. I, yeah. Guy who used to wanted to tell a football's, but yeah, I, John a Coleman, I got to be honest

of all this list. He's, he's, he's okay. He's heartwarming. I don't know if he's cool. Oh, I think he's cool.

Just go watch some highlights of him and he's, he's cool.

“Do you guys remember how good CJ Anderson was for the Broncos that one season?”

Yeah. I'm coming, coming, coming for the Rams and then being like, I gave him to man pregnancy weight out of solitude in my life and then he wanted, and then they like made a Super Bowl. Uh, okay. Next cool guy.

Yeah. Zachary, I have branch, uh, why does he ever look like five nine hundred seventy seven pounds? Yeah. DK.

Why is this guy? Cool. Colleges, Georgia. He is cool. I, I, I comped him by the way to Maverick from Top Gun, I, he feels the need

for speed. Also, by the way, what the way he runs, he either my Tom Cruise. He's either hit me. Yeah. Like you know, the memes of like Tom Cruise running extremely fast.

Yeah. Through, through like a parking garage or something. Um, that's in collateral, right? Uh, that's him, but he also is like, he's a, he's a, he's a receiver in name. He is basically a gadget player.

That's what he was in college. Um, his A dot is average depth of a target was something like five yards on average. Uh, over his career in college. So he was getting a lot of screens, a lot of end-around, basically get the ball in his hands and let him create.

And he did a lot of that. In fact, he led, I believe he led the SEC and catches last year. By he, um, but it wasn't just a lot of screens half of his half of his targets were behind the line of scrimmage. Right.

At the gym. Yeah. A dot was five and after his career at Georgia was less. It was three and a half eight up yards down exactly that's 10, that's 10 feet. So that is, that was the fear here.

But the first of all, the usage with Georgia was a little different than it was at USC. I think there are flashes of where you see him running routes down the field. I don't think he's like a great round or route runner or anything. But he obviously, he lacks size. He lacks catch radius, but he's big, he's not big.

He's, he's short, not small. He's pretty thick, pretty strong tough guy. Um, and he, like basically my whole thesis with this and I know it's stupid. It's like the sirens. I know that I'm being stupid about this.

I know I shouldn't like him. I know I shouldn't want him on my team, but I fucking do. I want this guy on my team and the reason is, because there's just 1% chance. Maybe he's just Tyre Kill and he's extremely explosive, like he does have special speed.

He has incredible maneuverability in terms of acceleration and deceleration.

The reason I thought of the Maverick thing is like, there's so many times on tape where he's like, I hit the brakes and he just flies right by. You know what I mean?

“I don't know if you remember that scene from the movie, but basically like, he's just so”

agile and so smart with spatial awareness in terms of like beating guys in terms of like their angles or whatever pursuit angles. He is, I think at the very least, a special special teams player, like he was a good returner early on in his career and I don't know. To me, if like Juan Del Robinson can have 1,000 yards receiving in a season and then fucking

get a huge contract, like I'm willing to take a bet on Zachary Bradshaw. Like you're burying the lead here, this is cool players, you're jumping into deficiencies because you're ashamed to talk about all the cool parts. Zachary Bradshaw is like one of the most agile people I've ever seen in anything I've ever, in my entire life.

Like he was there we go, it's like the shortest of short list, like Tyre Kill, Teyvon Austin, Lamar Jackson, like, he kind of reminds me of actually a little smaller version of Percy Harvin and I look at, I look back at Harvin's time, especially during his four years or three and a half years or whatever, in Minnesota, his A. dot with them and

for a little bit for them and his A. dot was seven yards in that stretch. I mean, he was basically a gadget player in a lot of ways, I mean, he was, you know, running out of the slot and catching, catching run, he was being utilized as a running back in a lot of senses.

“I think Jeremiah Branch has that skill set.”

I don't think Zachary Harvin, Percy Harvin was a special special athlete, but I think Zachary Branch, I don't know, even though I know I shouldn't do this and I shouldn't believe it. It's probably stupid. He's going to make me look dumb.

I just think he's so fun. He's so fun to watch. So explosive. Let's do this. Put 'em on the sea ox.

Let's make some magic out. He's a thirst trap. He's the ultimate home to your wife, like the flesh is weak. Like it's literally like, you're like, this guy sucks. He can't do anything.

He's a gadget player. And then you turn it on and you're like, this is actually like one of the most special athletes I've ever seen play. He was the number one recruit as a receiver in his class, he was, like, number seven no, he was the number one player in the country.

Five star went to USC, like every time he touches the ball, like college football players had big programs. They have no idea to tackle it.

Like the procedure angles are all wrong, like they've never seen anyone this fast.

Or like agile, he could win the flag football game. The problem is he cannot catch, like he cannot catch. He's not a receiver. He cannot, he's no hand, I quote, like he cannot catch a football. He's five eight.

He's 177. He had like a five percent drop rate this year. Yeah, which is half his catches are behind the line of skirmish catching the ball. He doesn't run route. It's actually insane.

It's like, like, Gilmore, he can't skate. Yeah. And literally it's like that. It's literally like, he can't skate, he can't do anything. He never touched my puck.

But then you, what? And you're like, this guy sucks. Obviously, he'll never be an NFL player. And then you watch him and you're like, holy shit. It's kind of like a table on Austin's highlight reel today, but he's thinking about

the table on Austin. He was before his time. It's table on Austin has long catches on the highlight reel. Hold up a Zachariah branch, highlight reel. It's all just fucking screens that he then does not get touched and runs to the end of.

It's insane. I know. It, uh, look, the heart wants with the heart wants. I'm sure.

And I just want him on my team.

I don't know. So, like worst case, he's like, Kavante Turpen and returns puns. Yeah. Sure. Yeah.

That's like, I'm not the most confident to do thing. But yes. It's like sliding in city, swanies, DMs.

“It's like you have no shot, but you're like, man, what?”

If. That's man. He's fun to watch. I gotta tell you. Yeah.

It's like, Sidney Swaney, a bit to you too. He's a little freak. Yeah. So, I gotta say. I'm the only one, Craig.

That's looked at, Sidney Swaney's Instagram account. All right. I'm not even on Instagram. Also, I gotta say. I feel like Wanda Robinson is like, officially the black sheep of the lead.

I feel like everyone just shit. He's like this. Sorry. Christian Kirk. I'm glad he got paid.

He can make it. He can all tell us. I just feel like everyone just. Every like bad comparison. He's like, if Wanda Robinson could get a thousand yards.

If Wanda Robinson gets paid nightcatch in the streets. You know, we need a name for that. Sometimes they're Robinson, me and where he's like, fuck. Sometimes we only acknowledge it. Number one receiver when they're like, well, this is their best receiver.

And then see the only time we ever talk about the guy. Well, Wanda Robinson was literally a running back in college. So, I think Zachary Brant should be running back. I think he should just be an offensive weapon or whatever you want to call it. All right.

The next guy here, DK. Is this man's name, Jeremy? Jeremy? Jeremy? Jeremy?

Jeremy? I think the idea is Jeremy. Oh, really? No, he. Hi, if it's put in an extra syllable there.

It's just Jeremy. Jeremy. I know it's Jeremy. Jeremy. I just don't say it.

Just say it quickly. For those at home, it spelled G-E-R-M-I-E. I think it's Jeremy. But it's Jeremy. No.

Jeremy. Oh, Jeremy. Yeah. Not Jeremy. Jeremy.

Jeremy. Oh, it's Jeremy. Jeremy? We should just call for now. Can we ask them so many letters?

No, it's Jeremy. It's Jeremy. It's Jeremy. You're adding a syllable every time. I think it's too.

You're making it three syllables. DK said it's two. It's like the name Jeremy without the middle syllable. Jeremy. Jeremy.

Jeremy. Exactly. Jeremy. You're saying Jeremy. I, I, I, I.

He can say Jeremy. Jeremy. I'll follow me. However. It is spelled like Jeremy.

Oh. Austin says he's seeing Jeremy. Yeah. That's how it spelled.

If it was it's always sunny, it would zoom out.

And he would be like in the room with us just listening, waiting for us to talk to him. Anyway, Jeremy Bernard.

“I think Jeremy's the coolest name out of all of them.”

Jeremy Bernard is cool. It sounds like he's in the 1950s. I like that. It's going to go viral. Um.

Okay. Anyway, sorry. Jeremy Bernard. Go ahead. By the way, the team calls him Ank.

Because he's got the leadership leader. Ank Bernard. I, I think Jeremy Bernard is like if dbo Samuel and Robert would sit a baby. See, that is a to me like a great comp. Because calling him dbo Samuel is a bridge too far.

He, he's not that explosive. He ran this again for your dash and tenured split his dbo, but there's no way he's as explosive or fast. Like, I do think. However, and this was when I was watching him,

I kind of kept coming back to him like man.

He, he could be a running back, I think. Yes. But he, he, he, because like the way he weaves through traffic,

the way he lets block set up and then cuts off of them sets up second level defenders.

Kind of, you know what I mean. He has that natural vision and talent as a runner. And then he can explode away and and beat pursued angles and things like that. So he's really good after the catch. Um, but he's also got strong hands.

He blocks his ass off. Um, and he, he lines up everywhere in the offense. Like, whether that's on the spot on the outside in the backfield. Sometimes in wildcat. He's just a really fun place.

But again, just another football player just does a little bit of everything for him. Um, and yeah, I like the Debo Robert would kind of come because he's not quite. He's not as big as Debo and he's not as big. He's not as big. He's not as big.

He's not as big. He's not as big. He's not as big. He's not as fast as Debo and I'm not trying to argue. He is, but he lines up everywhere.

He literally can play X. He can play Y. He can play in the slot. He can literally, he, they line up up. It's a running back offset.

They give him in line pitches. It's like Travis Kelsey up the middle. They give him outside zones as a running back. They let him play quarterback. They let him throw on trick plays.

They let him take this. There was a play late in the game on third and ten in the late in the fourth quarter where the game was on the line. And they let him take a direct snap. And they let him basically have like an RPO or like an art or like a quarterback keeper.

“Like, do you know how much a staff has to trust a receiver to let him handle a third and ten with under three minutes left in a opponent territory?”

Yeah. He literally can do anything like he's, it's competency porn. It's like we joke about John Wick reloading. It's he can do everything. He's probably the best blocking receiver in the class.

I think he has some of the best hands in the class. He, he ran for more touchdowns than he had drops in college. He's probably the best guy catching along on the sidelines in the, Yeah. He's getting into awareness of the sidelines too.

He gets his feet down. Yes, he has yards after the catch. He's not that fast.

But yet he always is going, he's like upfield yards after the catch.

Like some fast guys will go like backwards or sideways. He's like, say, flowers going around. He just gets upfield. Like he does everything well. And so I know it always brings up.

He's like a switch everything defender like he's beat plus at everything. And I think that there is no elite trait, but the elite trait is that he actually can do everything as it be plus. So it's like the Robert Woods does everything little. But the Debo is like, he actually can do everything. He can get the ball in any manner.

It's really cool. Yeah. He, he, he looks. I understand the Robert Woods comp mix with Debo because you're right. He's really not that twitchy.

But he's just kind of big and fast enough. And you're like, the momentum is always moving downfield. It's, yeah. It's like if you convinced Robert Woods he was Debo Samuel. Right.

And then he just did it. But I, yeah. I, I love Jeremy Burnett. So where do you think he's going to go, DK? In the draft.

“Uh, let's, that's a good question because the, I think the opinions on him are pretty widely.”

Like, they're, they're anywhere from day to like early day to sort of second round area all the way to late day to early day three.

Because what is the downside? He's like, trail on Berks or something even the trail. I was injured a lot. Right. Yeah.

I kind of. I think we can fix him. I think he's a third round pick. Jeremy Burnett is a third round pick. But I think it's because they let want like crazy athletes in round one and then like,

valuable positions where there's like production, but not crazy athleticism at pass rush or And then they're like, all right. We'll take some receivers here. But I think guys that without the athleticism fall the third round, but they're like, guys just not a play football.

He's the classic example of a third round pick. And then you're going to look past them and you're like, oh my god. How did some of these guys go ahead of him? I love Jeremy. I want him.

I want him a stealer. He'd be a great stealer. Yeah. Number three guy behind Pitman and DK just a bunch of dogs. Kind of like that.

I think he, yeah. I think a lot of teams could use it. The dolphins is a perfect example of a team that could use him. No, stealers. Okay.

He doesn't make any sense for Miami. No way. All right. Next guy. Why does he wear Casey concepts.

He owned DK this guy and they're very high on. Yeah. Out of A&M. Why is he cool? We should say he is six feet tall.

196 pounds. Almost seems a little smaller when you watch him. To me. Yeah.

“Well, I think that's because he's so sudden.”

The way he moves. He's very, very sudden, explosive. And I think just if you're looking for a guy to me who just pops when you watch him in terms of his suddenness, his smoothness is getting in out. Getting in out of brakes and running after the catch without hitching after.

So basically catching the football, not hitching and just smoothly transitioning to run after the catch. I mean, that is him in a nutshell. He reminds me so much of Brandon and I, you know, when he was coming out of Arizona state. Basically just like kind of a raw guy, a little bit raw as a route runner. Maybe not like the most technical route runner, but you just saw the movement skills and the

explosiveness and that translated to the league. Obviously Brandon and I aches and we're spot now. But also Craig, you'd like this. I was not going to Greg Rosenthal about it. He said he saw a little bit of Luther Bird.

And when he was watching KCC concepts, y'all. And so I think it's just the suddenness, explosiveness when he gets the ball his hands. Good things happen.

You know, and I think he's also a good Palmer Turner. He's just a type of guy.

“I think that's going to make a difference right away for a team.”

By the way, KCC concept, y'all is a little bit misleading because KCC is, it's like calling me DK Kelly. It's KCC is just Kevin concept, y'all. But concept, y'all is a sick day. Wait a second.

With Jason concept, y'all. Here at the rear. Concept, y'all is a great name. DK would he be a first rounder to you if his name was Kevin. That's a great question.

Kevin concept, y'all. I think Kevin concept, y'all. Kevin concept, y'all. Maybe not. Like, the last, clearly first round.

Yeah. But KCC concept, y'all might be like the 19th thick. Very high. KCC concept, y'all. I mean, our friend Matt Harman called the best separator in the class.

And I agree. He, it's just like the Jeff Goldblum, like, life finds a way.

Like, he just, I don't know how the concept seems always creating huge plays.

And that's all these coaches want. And the, you know, like, the phrase zero to 60. His zero to 60 is really fast. But it's probably, he can't really get to 60. It's just 50.

But zero to 50 is incredible. Like, he's the most explosive player that isn't that fast. He's top, like, conceptions, top speeds fine. But he can get to it instantaneously. Which is kind of all that matters.

Yeah, for sure. He's also got great body control.

“The way he goes up in traffic and catches the ball.”

And again, like, he transitions from catch to run. So smoothly. I just love it. He's like, there's just no wasted movement with him. Do you want the egg, Craig, or no?

About KC? Yeah. Sure. The only egg is Ryan McCrist. I'll have this at Sharp Football, which is from sports info solutions.

KCC conceptions. Catch right over to potentially be the lowest for a first round receiver in six years since I've been regular. Ooh. Lot of drugs.

But I do think the drops are youth concentration. I'm not focusing because I'm trying to make a huge play drop. Not like I'm dealing with another defender and can't catch it with, which is actually easier to fix a guy. He's not concentrating.

Like, just that's youth. Yeah. I think it's a bigger problem. If you're quite in Johnson and can't catch a contest that catch. So I actually think it's okay.

But DK has the third-wide receiver on his big board.

He has Cornell, Tate, McCy, Lemon and Intacy. Conception is his number three guy in front of. Jordan Tyson and Denzel Boston. And I'm Mark Cooper. I like him.

You stand by that? Okay. Yeah. Next guy here, we're going to move off of Widersever. Vega, you'll want me.

Is how you pronounce it correct? Yeah, you'll want me. You'll want me.

“I think I can already hear Chris Burman.”

You'll want a piece of this. The guard out of you can do it better, Burman than that. Vega, you'll want a piece of this. I don't know. That was a little Chris Hanson.

DK, why do you like you want a the guard out of Penn State? Why is he going to tell me why a guard is cool? He makes guard. He makes being a guard look cool. It's like the old Will Smith thing.

You know, the difference between me and you. He is, first of all, he just kicks your ass. He's a big strong physical guy who is going to create movement online. Just place the lime scrimmage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, here's the hell doing that. We're very sweet. He would line up in the slot and then he ran like a slice block and just annihilated a guy. He said this guy in the shadow realm. They put a fucking guard in the slot just to hit a God.

He's like, I want my team. That's what I want. Dude, he's so mean. Like all these. Like just he.

People are just on the. We don't have a word. We've a word for Penn kicking when an offensive lineman knocks a defender to the ground. And I'm watching this guy. And I was like, why don't we have a word for in the lineman.

Knock the defenders to the ground. Is that a flapjack? Is it a fucking waffle? Like what the fuck? Like everyone just he just knocks everyone's ass over.

He's so he's he's a badass. He's just there's so much shoving to the whistle.

Like he's always hitting people.

And it looks so hard. Shubs a lot. It looks painful. I like it's just sick. All right.

So he's just he's just your favorite meanest shover in the draft. He hit speed. You got to watch it. You got to watch him hit this fucking guy. But he's also known.

I don't know. This is video of him helping in equipment guy. Because it was like I guess on a word game. Someone's tunnel was kind of uphill. And the guy couldn't push this like giant basket of like the helmets up.

And so he just hopped the fence and like starts pushing the guy. And the guy's like trying really hard. And then he is like one and it just doesn't help you. That stuff goes a long way. Those videos.

You got to help one guy out on camera. And you're you coast off that for a year. Yeah. We got to stay in the second. Watch him.

Watch him. Watch him play out of the slot. Watch his play. Oh, he's motioning across. And he, oh, he just, oh, double.

He double pan kicked him. It's fucking mean. Did he jump on him afterwards? He just like hit him to the ground. Teased him.

Let him get up a little bit and hit him again. Damn. That's like a certain dominance over your little brother type. Yeah. It's great.

You have him a laydown. Given the 11th on your big board. Okay. He's good. Next guy here.

Yeah. Kaden Proctor, the tackle out of Alabama.

Okay. He can run like the wind blows. Can I tweak this DK? Yeah. Left tackle for Alabama.

6, 7, 3, 50. DK left out. He got five carries last year. Yeah. Five can list out.

He didn't get into it. Yeah. Maybe he's getting there. This is the exact same thing we did with the water.

Which is basically like getting the football in space.

And he's going to fucking fucking change. People try to tackle him. It looks like youth football. I don't it's like there's a famous video of Tyler Warren when he was in high school. And he was like five times bigger than everyone else.

This is like what it's like when he gets the football on that, you know, in the SEC.

“And I remember he had a touchdown catch and run.”

Or maybe it was like a just a hand out for whatever. But he rumbled down the line. And there was like five guys trying to like bring him down. And he just kept going. And then he like ran over a poor quarter at the very end.

And then went into the end zone is great. So this is why he's cool because he's a very large man. Absolute fucking unit. Look at the size of this lad. They lined up proctor.

They gave him this. They used carries that he was a screen. But against Georgia, like a real game. And then they ran a wildcat direct snap in the goal. And first Missouri.

Like like the left. The starting left tackle at Alabama was put in the wildcat.

And just took a snap and ran a running back.

They brought him in as a full back. And then actually gave him the ball versus Vanderbilt. And then they had to watch this video now too. Vanderbilt. They had him.

It's just an offset shotgun running back. And they just handed him the ball. It's it's it's it's it's like. You think it's cool. They give pennies.

So we'll like they throw the ball to the midfield. Bam was just like actually giving the balls running back a full back. And they're motioning him into trips and throwing him a screen. It is funny because I feel like every time I watch one of these. It in my head.

Oh my god. This is not going to work. He'll get knocked off his balance and fall down. And then they actually just toppled through like five guys. Like they're children.

Yes. Like maybe they should be more important. It should be more of a copy. Yeah. Make them eligible receivers.

Why don't you get the line to be eligible? It's let it be eligible. Okay. Do you have anything else on Caden Proctor? No, that's it.

Okay. I don't think that could as a lift tackle. But I do like what he gets the ball. The next guy here. I'm going to do my best.

Bert Reynolds from SNL. Jeopardy impression and get this guy's name wrong on purpose. I'm going to go Gabe Jackass. So you're happy Gilmore. Is that this guy's name?

Jackass. That's the pen is my dear. No. It's Akas apparently. I got it wrong.

Last one too. That's definitely to get away from people saying Jackass. This guy's name is Gabe's last name is spelled J-A-C-A-S. When you when you watch him. The Jackass music just starts playing in your head.

He's like, hi, I'm Gabe. And this is Jackass. And then he just absolutely fucking destroys someone. Um, so with that Akas, it is a silent Jackass. Akas. Okay. I think they made it.

“I think they silenced the J-A-Cy-Lint or was the J-Cy-Lint?”

I don't know. Okay. Gabe Jackass, Jackass. You don't believe it. I think I might have to change you. The only one who reminds me of my comp for him is

Sack Lodge from Weddingsing, or sorry, from Wedding Crashers. You remember the scene where he hits Vince Vaughn when they're playing football? He's like, yes, Sack Lodge, baby. No, no, no, no, no, no. The way that he clobbers quarterbacks,

I feel bad for them legitimately. Anytime he gets near a quarterback, I'm like, run. Hide, like lay down, pretend you're dead. Because he just absolutely takes over and clobberes people. He looks like he's made out of cement.

Nature versus nurture Lodge. Nature always wins. He's just great. He's not very explosive. He is not very bendy.

He's just strong as hell. He also doesn't do any moves. He kind of just runs at the tackle in time. Well, he's good with his hands. He's a two-time state champion wrestler.

And so he understands leverage. He understands body control. He understands how to get under a guy's pads and lift him off their spot essentially. He's like a sumo wrestler.

You know what I mean? He just goes through a guy.

“And then he, I think he does have some moves in terms of clubs.”

And he's in things like that where he's useful with his hands. But he's just not the most explosive or bendy guy. So he has to win with that power. But he's just fun to watch because I mean, I'm not kidding. He had some of the hardest-looking hits I've seen in my draft prep this year.

Just guys going down like a sack of potatoes. I mean, he's a runaway beer truck. He acts seems really motivated by like the pure violence of hitting another huge person. Yeah. And the reward is he gets hit the quarterback.

He seems just as invested in hitting the tackle as he does as hitting the quarterback, which I can't really say I've seen. Crap cakes at football. I'm trying to find this guy's name and his actor. I don't know who he is.

Where is he? You can't find him. What, what round DK like the shortcoming you describe that act has. Where will he fall you think?

He probably falls into the second round because of all because of all.

That's quite, you know, that first round caliber.

But I do think he could sneak into the late first or probably somewhere in the second round. I don't, yeah. I don't think he'll say it's the highest football awareness. But he does love hitting people. I love that.

I mean, so he basically, he should be on the show jackass. That kind of describes that. Not crazy. But we'll love hitting people. Yes.

Okay. The next two guys. These are, we're almost as adding them as a formality. Sunny styles and Argo Reese. Yeah.

I don't know about this after the pro day though. Maybe not. Was that an egg for you, DK? Did that move the needle? We are in phase two.

So. No. I just, no. I'm 100% kidding. I think these guys are fucking cool.

They're, maybe the two coolest players in the draft. It reminds me of the bash brothers like McGuire and Conceaco. Just two of the coolest teammates. You just want that aesthetic. They're both like fucking explosive big, fast guys that can do a little bit of everything.

They're just awesome. I don't even have any analysis. It's cool. I.

“I think Sunny styles and Argo Reese, both playing linebacker at Ohio State in college together.”

We will look back on like Justin Jefferson and Jamar Chase played receiver at LSU with Joe Burrow. And like Caleb Downs, Argo Reese and Sunny styles. But the fact that Sunny styles and Argo Reese were both at the same position. I actually think they might just both be Hall of Fame lightbackers. God, that'd be wild.

And I don't know if we'll ever see two defenders quite that could play linebacker again. They remind me of the breaking bad twins. Like they're just like hitmen. They're assassins. That is cool.

Oh no, I didn't fucking talk about them. I guess those guys aren't cool.

I've never thought about breaking bad to be honest to know what that reference means.

Oh. I guess my questions. Do you think they're cooler than Jeremiah? Are these the coolest people in draft? Are both Reese or Sunny styles.

Together with their powers combined, they're the coolest player in the draft. Sunny styles, nicknamed after the fuck Sunny styles, that's pretty fucking cool. I know his name really gets Sunny styles. Come on. It's like a movie name.

Yeah, it's not it's not Kevin. Sunny styles. It's pretty good. It's a good name here. Sometimes we have bad name years.

I agree. Good name here. Why are receivers of cool names? A couple of the address stuff cool names. I agree.

All right. The next guy here is Jacob Rodriguez. The linebacker out of Texas Tech. Who has an absolute pillar on his upper lip? Yes.

Oh, good mustache. Yeah. He does, he really does. He looks like he's about 35. He's 24.

He's been married for three years. He's 24. He's been married for three years. That's the face of a man. He's 20 marriage for three years.

He'll be 24 in September when the season starts. Yeah. He's been married for three years. And his wife is a Army Blackhawk helicopter pilot. Wow.

Okay. Well, he's a good football player. Here's why he's cool. He reminds me of Mickey from Snatch. You guys have seen Snatch, right?

The Brad Pitt character. Yeah. He just fucks around with people and then punches on one time and knocks him out. That is, that is. Like feels no pain.

I think about him all the time. The way he talks. I think about him all the time. Yeah. Apparently, it's probably my.

But he is. He's so good at the peanut punch.

“I think he's had 13 career force fumbles.”

He's the most ever in cultural history. Lightning quick fist. Just lightning quick punch. He can be coming up to you and looking like he's about to tackle you and then he just punches the ball out. It's it's crazy how like effortless and consistent he is that doing it.

So basically anytime you're around this guy, which is a lot because he's he's really rangey. Has a great. Instincts in terms of getting to the footballs. Sifting through the trash of the second level to get the ball. Great vision.

He's a former quarterback actually. So he had he high school quarterback in and he played a pretty much every offensive skill position. Before switching to lineback or after a couple of years in college. So he's a little bit older, but. He just has a real knack for being around the football.

And anytime he's around, you got to be like two hands on the ball because he will just punch that shit out. So he's just a really fun player to watch, really rangey. And I think he's the type of guy you'll probably hear his name a lot next year where he lands because he's just wrecking up a lot of stats. Hi, if it's you agree, you like this guy. Yeah, he's pretty sick.

I mean, he won the bucket award at linebacker, which is always like usually pretty cool player.

And then he's kind of like the explosive play player of defense. We were like, I don't know if on a downed down basis. Jacob Rodriguez is going to be like an amazing lineback in the NFL. But he really just might be the best linebacker to ever come up through college football. Doing the Peter punch.

I don't know.

“Like it's hard to be like, is that a skill or did you get lucky?”

But he literally had the sixth most ever. I believe for the football player ever, and so kind of like he might. Be a liability at times, but then he also might just lead. He beat top five in turnovers and my season of the. He'll be responsible for a couple of crucial turnovers every year.

And that's probably worth whatever he lacks. Like every single player could be like he's going to be punching.

Yeah, those ball skills don't really go like that translates.

I would imagine.

“It typically does, yeah, especially in on defensive players like corners.”

You typically see that transfer or translate to the NFL linebacker. Things like that. It's just a nose for the football. So that's that's Jacob Rodriguez. That attacks his tech.

All right. A few of the guys here. You kind of bucketed these dudes together. Cornerback corners. What we'll call it.

Yeah. Yeah. Three cornerbacks here. You have Avion Terrell. You have Diangelo Ponds.

Unbelievable name. And then Kyonte Scott. What makes all these guys cool to you? You could just, you could almost mix and match their scouting reports and put them together and come up with the same guy because it's number one absolute fucking maniacs on the field.

Just high energy, high intensity raised the, you know, the tempo and energy of the whole defense. Reminds me of like the, what Devin with her spoon kind of brings to the field. Why I love Tim coming out is that he just every play is like the last play on her kind of deal. He just plays so hard in that.

“That's I think you see that a lot with Terrell.”

Avion Terrell from Clemson, Danial Ponds from Indiana and Kyonte Scott from Miami. And so these three guys, they're all kind of in that undersized outside corner slash nickel corner bucket. Or probably going to be nickels at the next level. But we've seen so many guys be really high impact players at the next level in that mold like Jalen,

Petrey or I always get his name wrong.

Petrey. Petrey. Yeah. Akka. So in that mold where they're kind of just defensive players that they do a little bit of everything blitzing tackling. Hitting and covering and just have like good instincts in coverage.

I love corner backs and receivers that are like small and play way above their way. Right, right, right, right, right, right. Jalen read is one of my favorite receivers because he's small guy and he beats the shit other people and like all these Angela Ponds, Avion Terrell to thinner and then Kyonte Scott are like maybe too small, but they just play huge and I love them. Terrell, Terrell and Scott are both listed at 5 11.

The Angela Ponds, who's from Indiana, who followed the signet he from James Madison, Indiana. 5 9. Yeah, he sent Dante more back to college. He had the pick six and Dante more of this. Unlike the first play of the game.

And he's just he's just play. The Angela Ponds plays like a grown estimate. I've no idea where you take him. I don't know what he's talking about.

If he was two inches tall or he'd probably be a first runner.

Yeah. And five eight, he's like short arms like a lot of issues. But I'm like, guys, DK, when you're like, this guy has all the skills he would have been a first runner, but he's just two inches short. I feel like that guy will still work out and be a later round pick and will be productive in the end.

If you get the Angela Ponds in the fourth round, I will be so thrilled. Like that is like, you are so happy to have a guy like that in your team. And again, if you don't spend the first like one of the first three round picks on him, but he's the man. I will say, I want to talk about Kyonte Scott, the quarterback from Miami.

More and more than I am, I feel like I'm saying more. I don't remember a player like this. I don't remember a player like Kyonte Scott. He is 20, he's going to be 25 years old as a rookie as a quarterback. He is a hundred and ninety three pounds.

He ran a four three three at his prote. He is, he plays that fast.

“I think he is the fastest player I've ever seen who genuinely loves tackling.”

Oh, yeah. He's a great tackle. Kyonte is, he's a, he's a 29 factor in a corner's body. Yes, he's like a ninety-nine. He's neck roll linebacker woke up freaky Friday in a corner backs body. He doesn't really know what to cover.

Like he's a bad cover corner. But he runs a four three and he's great at blitzing and run deep. And I don't, like, I don't know the last player that is as fast as him. That I'm like, is as good as, maybe Chip Bailey is like as good as tackling it. It's, it's crazy to watch him play.

Also, we should say, Kyonte Scott has, he was on Miami last year before that. He was on Auburn in before that. He was on a college that's just called snow. Yes. San Diego kid went to snow.

Snow. Snow's college. DK, what state do you think snow college is in? It's a community college. Pittsburgh.

Sorry, that's not a state. Sorry. Pennsylvania. Utah. I looked at a, he said that there was one Walmart and one McDonald's in snow Utah.

Living in San Diego. No, no, no. Snow is. Humble. The great.

So. So, you know what, you can't just grant man. You don't can't just got started doing after he had to spend a year in snow Utah. He would buy air mattresses and sleep in the facility, which even if you got an AL money, he continued to do. So, like last year, this guy's fucking awesome.

Dude, he, like, at Auburn, he was benched in 2024 and Auburn. And then he, like, there's this court ruling for Diego Pavia, the quarterback of Vanderbilt. That was, like, du-code doesn't count towards your eligibility. So, you get another year of school. So, County Scott got a tax that was, like, du-code ruling you have another year.

I mean, went to Miami. And he was like, this is my shot to make it the NFL. Like, I kind of fucked up last year. So, he literally just bought an air mattress and slept in the Miami facility. And like, I, and he said, I just kind of wanted to stare up at, like, ad reads jerseys and all their numbers and the banners of this guy.

Yeah. He lives football.

This is, this is what you talk about when, when you hear GMs and coaches talk about, like, he loves ball.

Now, some people would say that it's all about ball. Toxic relationship to work, maybe. But also, it's crazy to watch a quarterback at 190 pounds at full speed running to, like, the middle of the line of scrimmage. And just getting around a guard because the guard, like, he's going, he's so fast. And he just, I don't know, it's, he's, I'm fast at it and see what he's like.

“I'll say, where do you take the 25 year old corner back?”

And I was going to say DK away. Second third round. He's 24. Where do you think he's, he'll go? Second or third round.

Maybe third. I don't know. He, he's like, yeah, he is like that type of guy where the size concerns, the age concerns, miss some miss tackles on tape and, like, I think he's a pretty good coverage guy, but not maybe not as good as the other two corners. I were talking about here, Terrell and Ponds.

But it just depends on the coach and the team that thinks that they can utilize his skill set. I mean, like, like, like, like, if it's alluded to, he led all corners in pressures and stops this year. So he's tackle it. Yeah, great blitzer gets into the backfield. He just, like, has a knack for ducking and juking around would be blockers and getting into the backfield.

I think he's got good instincts and coverage. He might, he may be just a little bit stiff. Well, maybe he's because he's slipping on a fucking air match. Maybe you should get a real bad. Yeah, get a real matches.

Miami get a little money. It's fine. Shout out. Shout out Lemesa. Where he's from?

San Diego. Nice. Home of San Diego State. I don't know why, but he's going to be 25 in August. A 25-year-old cornerback draft again feels so much different.

A key message. Look at how Miami and Indiana won. They have 24 and 25-year-old men playing college football. And it's like Indiana's, like, almost as old as the packers. Miami, we're talking about a key message or 24 going on 25.

Can't this got to 24 going on 25? They're in college. And I'm like, you could have been done with a master's degree by now. But like, it is weird. A position like cornerback where it's so speed based and like by the time you've been 29,

30, you're kind of aging out of cornerback. It is the kind of position where I'm like,

I actually do think about the second contract then.

One of the odds, he is a great rookie contract and you're like, "All right, cool." So it'll turn 29 and then you're going to give him a second deal. But I also fucking love the way he plays. And I'm kind of convinced.

Count this guy.

“And I think the thing's coaches say you can't coach maturity and like the work ethic.”

Speed and the willingness to tackle and be dirty in the running game and do dirty work. And I'm like, well, teach him to play coverage. He is all the other things. You wish you all the other cornerbacks. So I don't know.

But also he's old. It's weird. Well, the team seems to win now. It seems like Seattle things like that. I wonder if he'll end up in one of those teams for you.

You don't really have to worry about the second contract. As you get him in the building. You have him on a rookie contract. And you can just like scheme him up and coach him up right now. Especially if he's there in the late second early third or whatever.

Where it's not quite as big of a commitment. Yeah. So if you guys both had to choose one player from this list.

That you say is these number one coolest player in the draft to you.

Who are you picking? Hi, Fitz. I'll start with you. I think that you really like. Uh, chaotic Scott.

Uh, I guess by the nature being cool. If you pick something mainstream that's kind of lame. So I guess the mainstream. It's easy to sit here on my love or something. And I'm going to say.

But I'm going to sit, can't say Scott, I want the 25 year old corner back who runs a 4 3 and just fucking left stackeling people. I'll say Zachariah branch because I know I shouldn't like you. But I do, man. You're just too cool. He's just too cool.

Yeah, not not a good actor. Just hot. Just something something about the way he runs. Bunk. Love when the cars go by.

Not a good actor, but you're saying city swing is not a good actor on the record. That's not what I said. I saw the housewife. He did. It's good.

It's called the house made. Whatever. Well, I don't know why. You don't want it. I don't want it.

I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it. Mine is Jeremy Bernard.

I like the way that Craig corrects people. The name is actually house made. But that's fine. You want to have a little bit of of the will-ferral jeopardy thing going on there. It's not a pit.

It's a petite. Never mind. It's not housewife. It's hot. You know what?

Never mind. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it.

I'll take it. For 300. I'll take the condom thing. Wait. Can I tell you one other?

I'm sorry. Before we move on from cool players, I have to tell you guys one other thing. Hmm. So you guys know Elijah Saras. Saras, pickative names.

I always get wrong. Saras. He reviewed Indiana. Who I think is very good. But he's the one at the combine.

We talked about.

“He was like, oh, who's my first jersey on Michael Vic?”

And he was like, man, Michael Vic. He's a dog. Right. I have found out that. I'll probably shut up.

I pointed this out. And I'm stealing it. So he has a Elijah Sarat has a brother. Brother is named cheese. What do you mean?

What do you mean? What do you mean? I don't know if it's. We don't have to call him cheese.

Cheese. What do you mean? Like method man in the wires. Just named cheese. What is this last name again?

How do I look? Is real names cheese? How do I look? I don't. How do I look this man up?

Cheese. I'm sorry. S-A-R-A-T. Oh, I see him. Elijah.

No way. That's his brother. Elijah is the receiver in Indiana. And Elijah's nickname is Waffle House. That is always open.

Because he's always open.

Even though he's not really always. This is an article in a newspaper that covers James Madison in Virginia, where he, where his brother plays. And they literally say he's was a defensive back. Oh, the younger Sarah on the outside of the Sierra.

Cheese was at defensive back in the slot. And he just talks about his, yeah, Elijah's older brother, cheese. [laughs] Great name. Great, great name.

Cheese. Cheese. I can't find anything that suggests his name is not cheese. Cheese is not on the internet. [laughs]

He's off the grid. Yeah, he's the one first and on earth that's not on the internet. Yeah, he's disconnected from it all. Good for him. Yeah, I can't, I can't prove that his name isn't cheese.

“Well, I think his name is Josh, but apparently everyone just calls him cheese.”

And I'm talking like the people around him, even if they use his government and Josh, then the rest of the article, they just call him cheese. His government name. Uh, okay. Cheese became both mentor and motivator.

I did find his Twitter account, Craig. What is it? It's cheese Sarat. Is it? Sarat.

Well, it's F. F. Sorry, F.T.F. Cheese is like a account. I'll give him a follow. It just says cheese.

You know, it's ironic. He's not smiling. This picture, which is kind of funny. I can't find him. I don't know what to say.

I'm like, I can't find him. All right, well, here, I'll find him. We got an email here, and this is in part for you, Craig. Okay. This is from Rye.

Rye. Rye. Our bone. Rye breakfast. Spinds you for raspberry lime water and double espresso.

Whoa. So, Rye had it at the rare email where he hit multiple topics. And all the topics were like, I'm going to put this in the show. I'm not discouraging anyone. Sometimes I'll pick a triple axle.

Yes. He actually landed everything. I'm like, all of this is actually worth discussing. Okay. So, Rye started with just, we did the free agency hangover last week.

And we talked about the movie, the hangover. Rye wrote, one important point regarding the original hangover movie that I haven't seen addressed anywhere is that the hangover is a complete remake of the wizard of us. Okay. Vegas is Emerald City.

LA is Kansas. The drugs on night one are the tornado. The scarecrow is obviously Zach Alfinakis. The tin man with no heart is Bradley Cooper. The cowardly lion is Ed Helms.

And the Douglas Dorothy because he just wants to go home. Mike Tyson is the good witch. Ken Jong is the flying monkey and maybe also the wizard of us. And the baby is total. Okay.

“Is this like confirmed or is this just an awesome thing?”

I don't fucking know, but I couldn't really believe how well it all lines lines. It all. I wanted to talk to you guys about it because it rattles me quite a bit. Wait, who's Mike Tyson? He says it's a good witch.

I guess. I guess. Okay. I'm sure there are holes in this, but I read this and I was like, I have to. That kind of blew my night in that mind.

It's funny. We just did the character thing is good. Yes. We just came to rewatchables that's coming out next week on L.A. confidential.

And there's also a theory that that movie is just a retelling of Wizard of Oz, basically.

And maybe there's just like a archetype story that Wizard of Oz fits into two. I mean, there's only like set up stories they say. Yeah. But because Ted Lasso, there's a good art that Ted Lasso is also actually entirely based on like the Wizard of Oz.

Yeah. Because Ted is Dorothy and England is like Emerald City. And then Nate is the cowardly lion. Roy is the tin man with no heart. And then is the older blonde woman in the owner?

Is that the, is that Oz? But she's short. She's the tin man. Oh, she's the tin man. And then I'm forgetting who Oz is.

I forget. There was a really good theory.

“But the other point was that would seem like a stretch.”

But Ted is from Kansas. And they talk about the Wizard of Oz all the time in the movie. They reference it constantly in the show. Yeah. Sorry.

The show, the housewife, the movie. That is really good, though. I like that. I wonder if Todd Phillips, wonder what he'd say if somebody brought that up to him. I will.

If you ever talk to him on the town, Craig, bring it up. Right.

Second part of this email.

Point number two. As a 60 year old American male. No. I do not drink water. Because as a child.

60. 60. 60. Zero. Got it.

As a child. There was no bottled water or purified water. If you were to gas station, you drank it from the fucking sink. Or you bought a coke like a regular person.

But if they did, our dads would have beat our asses for not drinking from the hose. You guys are just too young to understand. The high five was invented by the Dodgers in the late 70s for fucksick. The high five was invented by the Dodgers in the 1970s. Well, I think it was the brands.

Yeah. That's like a 60 year old man. That's like a dozen. That's an invented the jump shot.

We've talked about this because Dusty Baker claimed that he received the first high five ever.

There was a reds player. Dusty Baker was like, just kind of had his head. And Dusty Baker got high five.

“Dusty Baker was like, I was like, what the fuck was that?”

In 1970, I don't buy that. High five's. You know, we talked about this. You don't remember Dusty Baker saying that he received the first high five. But then we looked into that.

That's obviously fake and we're like, he might have got the first high five. You don't think gladiators were high five in? No. Oh. Along with the early Dodgers teammate Glenberg.

Yes, Dusty Baker was on the Dodgers. And his teammate Glenberg, high five to him. October 2nd, 1970. There's nothing new under the sun. The high five was not invented.

You don't think cave men were high five in? Come on. We looked into this. And we were stunned. If you were.

If you were old high five is way too strong. Way too strong. Cave men.

The second they figured out fire.

They were high five. High five in. Email us if you remember the first like when high five. And came to bay. If you were like group of the early.

We just built. When was he born? He might be 69. I think. He was like eight.

No, he's. We need to ask your parents. Or if you're old enough.

“Ask them if people were high five in the early seventies.”

It's a good question. The earliest. We got to use like actual memory here. Not just the internet search. The earliest memories of our of high fiveing.

Yeah. Beat. Nineteen. Nineteen. 77.

Early seventies. Yeah. Okay. Cave men. High fiveing.

Uh, and then the last point here from Rye.

Rye says as a longtime packer fan. I want to prep Craig for life under Mike McCarthy. Oh, no. It's 39. Draw.

You run a six yard out to take it. He run a six yard out to take him at calf. Fourth and three. Full back dive gains two yards. Stupid penalties.

Now using your shittiest Elvis voice. You say we're going to get that cleaned up. 73 times and you won't have to bother with his post game press conferences. To be honest, that sounds that sounds part for the course for the ceiling seven doing the last five years on offense. That's a Matt Canada shit.

So I'm down. Why not? That sounds horrible. Kind of him. That's horrible.

You know what though. Jeremy Bernard or Jeremy Bernard. He's on there. If Jeremy's there. It's all going to be okay.

I will be excited. But yeah. Aaron Rogers and Mike McCarthy reuniting is I don't know what's like. It's like the sad version of a Hollywood deal getting back together. Like Clint Plenty's would make it another movie.

Great. The last one here that I will I want to read is about Lewis and Clark. Oh, yeah. Right. Brendan.

Be bone. I'm Brendan Wright's breakfast cup of coffee in a six milligram veil. I feel old because I don't know that is. Is that is in? Don't know.

That is in. Nick a kick. I don't know what that is. I don't know if it gets you off sin or is in. Medium strength.

Nick a teen pouch. There's a there's a zin for Zin. I don't know. It's a dick. It's off friends in expensive Zin.

I don't know. Anyway. Uh. Brendan Wright. You guys are talking about Lewis and Clark.

I don't know much to add. But I'm from Illinois. Across from St. Louis. So long so short. They learned about Lewis and Clark a lot in high school.

And he says unfortunately I don't remember much. Except that their dog's name was Seaman. Okay. Now it's Seaman. Right.

With an A. But it is the dog's name was Seaman. And there is a lengthy Wikipedia article for Seaman the Lewis and Clark dog.

“Do you think anyone made fun of them for that on their expedition?”

That was exactly where I wanted to go, Craig. I was wondering. Speak of how old the high five is. I was wondering if this was funny or not. I'm Lewis.

This is my partner Clark. And this is our dog. Seaman. You guys like. I was like.

How are we going to get the people that we encounter to respect us with a dog named Seaman? The wax hat you just fucking cackling. It was a new fee. It was a new. Oh wow.

Big boy. Big boy. It was a huge dog. In fact, he made an American tribes were shocked by how big the dog was. Over under on how many years that dog lived.

Five and a half. No. I think it wild made it a while. Really? At one point one of the dog survives.

Okay, but one of Seaman's arteries in his hide like at one point during the trip was severed by a beat of the bite. Oh my god. So a beaver bit Seaman. Oh god. You get rabies for something like that.

Seaman got rabies. Stop calling him Seaman. Seaman got rabies. I don't know why I can't handle that.

The dog outlives Lewis. Oh damn. Wow. It made it back. Dude, he was 150 pounds.

That has to be a lie. There's no fuck. Actually, well, no. No, I have friends.

I have a new fee and no, he probably was 150 pounds.

The dog controlled all night to warn of bears. I love this dog. Yeah, that's pretty great. Once had to drive a buffalo off their camp. Yeah.

So anyway. By the way, my mother-in-law emailed me after we did the last pod. She has the the book courage and don't it. And says it's great. And don't encourage.

You should read it. We also have to decay. Next episode, you used to start bringing the book. We have on famous. All right.

They wore here on sewer also athletes. You're going to have to start doing. Tell me about the war grandpa as we get closer to the draft year. Hell yeah, I can't wait for that. There's there's some good anecdotes in that.

Yeah, that one's great. Okay.

“But I believe there's also a book called of courage undonted.”

Really? What is it also about Lewis and Clark? Is that about the Chris Farley journey to beat them? Yeah.

These are two different books about Lewis and Clark, I believe.

Undonted courage and then there's courage undonted. It's of courage undonted. No way. Well courage undonted is written by Stephen Ambrose, of courage undonted is written by James D'Arty.

Yes. And then there's also undonted courage. So is that like the name of their ex? Did they name it? That's kind of wild.

Do you think they called something else? Yeah. Well, one was published in 1951. The other was 1996. Yeah.

Of courage undonted, 1951, undonted courage, 96. And the guy wrote in '96 was probably like, thank God, he didn't use of courage. Like he can't believe he left undonted courage on the table. Yeah. I don't know.

Maybe it's just like a shout out to the original book. Probably. Okay. Thank you, DK. Thank you, Craig.

Thank you to everyone emailed. Email us.

“The famous animal with Capidias, as always, still looking for a voice tick.”

The bear, if anyone wants to take a with voice tick.

Email us. Well, look at somebody who can unseat voice tick. Still looking. Or Mike, they had this chicken. We'll take you there.

We'll hear your answers. Expeditioners, they're Mike, they had this chicken. If anyone wants chicken. Find me something better than a headless chicken choking on a colonel to his death. You have to read that again.

Thank you too. Also thinking of the guy in the part of Colorado, where Mike, they had this chicken died that sentence that shirts from the festival. Yeah. Thank you to other people emailed us.

What are the email prompts again? I don't know. Oh, if you have anything else on the other movies being the Wizard of Oz, but I really do want the animal Wikipedia articles. The most interesting Wikipedia animals.

Yeah. The most famous animals in history. Yes. Or animals with one medals. I love that.

War medals. Yeah. I want to thank you to the discord mods. We have Swish Beef, BFP, Mousse, Espoir, and K-Bomb. And Cheese.

And Cheese. Cheese is going to become a mod too. Join the discord. And thank you, Lord. Lord.

Thank you. Three dog night. Nice. Do they sing? I'm not to go.

Shambalah or however that's pronounced. I don't know. Three dog night. What do they do? Shambalah.

Yeah.

“So do you know them or are you googling to you?”

They're going to be in front of the end. Three dog night. They do. They do do Shambalah, right? Yeah, they do.

Yeah. You like that pole? Come on. That was impressive. Great.

That's the same thing. Seaman would've gotten that. Seaman still alive. I think. In spirit.

Do Shambalah's a great song. Throw that on. When you can't picture. You'll have a blast. I do that.

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I'm not interpreting the lyrics. Wow. I didn't say Mama don't come. What? Okay.

Sorry. What did you say? Mama told me not to come. Right. That's so much better.

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