TJG: Summer House Friday Updates // RHOBH S15 E16 // Southern Hospitality S4 E5!

- Welcome back to Two Judging Girls. This is Mary from The Big AU. - And it's Courtney from LA. We got one more for you for the week. What a frickin' week it has been.

It's like trying to stay on regularly scheduled programming while also addressing the summer house of it all, while also having two new shows premiering this week. It has been non-stop. How are you doing?

- I'm because I'll step it, I'm exhausted. I went to the Warriors game last night. I don't like to go out during the week. I don't like to go out at all, but I did it and I'm here to talk to you.

We'll update the West Side Story. We're going to Beverly Hills. We're gonna do so, huh? - And I'm just ready for the weekend, babe.

“- Now, how was it for you to essentially last night touch grass?”

Okay, it was kind of wild. It's actually pretty funny too. So they played the Cleveland Cavaliers. - Okay, I was gonna ask who they were playing. - Okay.

- So this was Michael's Christmas gift. I was like, we're gonna go on April 2nd to the game.

I've actually never been to a professional MBA game.

So that was kind of exciting. I love Steph Curry, he didn't play, he's hurt. - But it was fun to see an MBA game. And we met up with some of Michael's friends from Cleveland before, and then we walked away.

And I guess this girl was like, "That girl looks so familiar. "That girl looks so familiar." And then she came back and was like, "I was listening to you this morning."

(laughing) - I love that shout-out Eve that lives in the sunset, but she was catching up on the whole West Side story. And yeah, I mean, I got home by 10 a reasonable time, and I'm just ready for the weekend.

Ready tomorrow to not watch TV to touch some grass, preparing for Easter. We're going to my sisters for Easter. I'm in charge of bringing the ham and just some Costco croissants.

That reminds me, I need to, he's got to go to Costco after this. (laughing)

No, I get to send Michael for our first.

- And yeah, what about you? - I feel like I'm so behind on shows that we didn't talk about. So my regularly scheduled program, I haven't watched Survivor, yeah.

I've got to watch House of Villains. I have to do all of these other things, which feels daunting. My eyes have hurt this week from being attached to different screens,

all week trying to like keep up. But I am hoping, and I know it's my own fault, because I know earlier in the week

“and I think it was Tuesday when the joint statement came out,”

I posted that meme of like, do something. And then they said, "Fine, we're gonna do the big one, Courtney." And so I set myself up for that. But I'm hoping that we get a little break from everything because it's supposed to be a lovely weekend here.

I would like to enjoy, I've got to figure out my Coachella outfits, the weather is changing by the moment. Apparently next week it's gonna rain too. And I'm like, I can't have a rainy day at a festival

that sounds terrible. So I'm also like rethinking everything. I'm excited to relax though. Totally. The dog artons will be good if it does rain.

I know, but right now my current outfits, the dog martens don't go with it. Oh, I know, because if I'm changing it, it's a whole thing, guys.

And obviously the first world problem here

that I'm dealing with. We've had so much going on that I'm just excited to maybe take a break. I say that, and then it's like something's gonna start blowing up right now as we're recording.

And I'm like, oh my god, I can't do everything. We have to talk about it. (laughs) Yesterday was pretty quiet though. The main thing yesterday was

Kyle talking to people about how they can support lover boy, which was actually hilarious. He's like, you can go and you can buy our merch. You can buy our products to come straight to your door. You can go to flower boy.

You can go to your local store and ask them to buy lover boy for you. And there are so many people in the comments. I will say that sweatshirt is by far my favorite. I love their merch.

“So I guess if you want to support Kyle and go to loverboy.com.”

It's funny too, because obviously I saw him post, because we too were in the comments. And I think I was one of the first to comment on threads. And I didn't even watch the video, because I was enamored by his skin.

Drop the skincare routine, Kyle. And I know this man is just throwing a bar of soap, but the dub soap and water probably of why his skin looks so fantastic.

he's put under, because we know he tells us.

He amount of partying he does.

“And I'm gonna assume the lack of sleep that he gets.”

And his skin looks like that. He honestly looks like maybe 28. Who's older? Looks older. Him or West.

West. I can't do anything right. But the video was also funny too, because in the beginning he was like, so originally I was going to make this video anyways,

but then all this stuff popped up. And so I'm just gonna like keep going with it. Now a lot of people are like, "Oh my God, "is this just an elaborate plan "so that they could save lover boy?"

And I'm like, "Are you people in the stain? "You think West and Amanda were like, "Hey, Kyle, is there anything we could do "to help you save the business?" And he said, "Well, if you can't invest

"in the company, invest in each other." (laughing)

“I think there's like people holding out hope still,”

but this was a prank, it's a hoax. They're gonna say, "Gatcha!" But no guys, we have not been pumped. This is real. And you know what is real too?

Apparently, Rihanna is trying to hook up Sierra with Michael B. Jordan. So it does say, an A-Lister. It doesn't say Michael B. Jordan per se. Everyone is just alluding to that.

I'm pretty sure Michael B. Jordan has a girlfriend. Did it say A-Lister that just won an award, though? Yes, but we've been in an award season. Okay, okay, okay. I did not know he had a girlfriend.

Now, maybe it's not to set them up too date. Maybe it's just to connect them and maybe Sierra becomes the next hot actress. Could you imagine opening your DMs and seeing bad gallery, blue check mark?

I know. - I know. - Maybe pass away.

- Well, first off, I'd be like,

"Uh-oh, what did I do?" 'Cause my ongoing negative first, oh God. She's here to yell at me, something has happened. I have made her upset. And then when I opened it and she's like,

"Hey, just wanted to let you know I'm gonna start a thread with you and Michael B. Jordan." Or, I don't know, any of the other actors who have won through this award season. I mean, it could be a lot of different people.

It doesn't have to be Michael B. Jordan. - Could be Sean Pett, Mary didn't he win? (laughs) - What if it eat off and see her? (laughs) - I really, I hope it's not.

- It would be a list of recently won as well. - It has gotten so many women too. Like, Robin Wright, Charlize Theron. - Madonna. - I was like, "Do not forget Madonna."

- Yeah, well, actually he has a girlfriend.

“She's like, "I think, oh, the right page of 20."”

- Yeah, I don't know.

So anyways, that is amazing for Sierra.

I love that for her. Even if they're just friends, just like I said, I want her to date West favorite athlete. Imagine just seeing pictures of Sierra with all these a-listers, just like,

"Hop, knob and chit, chat and look and find." Let us ship them all. - Honestly, the athlete angle would be epic. - Like, someone on the Kansas City cheats. - And then she gets to be friends with Taylor.

- Wait, not only that, then the Kansas City cheats higher her as a sideline reporter, because they're like, "Actually, we think Sierra could get the women to be watching more of the games because we're not really allowed to show Taylor anymore

because of security." So we're gonna show Sierra. - That would be crazy. - So obviously, it's good. - Oh, cool. Andy Reed, you know what to do.

Patrick Mahomes, you know what to do. You said it, Mary, done. Yesterday, you said, "Alanaheim was on watch what happens live with her team Sierra." She's connected to Taylor.

Taylor tells Travis, Travis tells Andy, Andy tells the broadcasting rights group and all of a sudden, Sierra's at the pre-games come August. - Well, can't wait for August.

What a life she's living. - And what I also think is going to be interesting too. Okay, so you know how like Camline happens at the end of June and it's a big advertising conference in Can France. And like last year, they brought NBC, head brought

Kyle and Amanda, Heather Gay, Bowen and Matt Rogers. It's 100% going to be Sierra this year. - Books and busy. Can't wait for 100%. I just feel like she is going to be getting this spotlight

and all of these opportunities and people are gonna recognize her skill set. Maybe, 'cause John Ham likes her.

I mean, maybe she's going to be connected

to Michael B. Jordan, who's close to Ryan Cougler, who's writing his next big project and it's sinners too, starring Sierra. Could be the possibilities are endless. Truly, Kyle is like the only one

who is outright done in an interview. He was dumped in the streets by a random band that he knows.

“He's the only one that's given us a detailed stuff, right?”

People have been little like cryptic, Jesse posted, another video of, I guess, all star and I literally wrote, "Jesse, we will be saw the women, but can you wait 'til next week?" (laughs)

And he wrote back, he said, "Take the all the time you need." (laughs) Somebody else said, "Will stream your music if you can prove that you didn't know when he responded, he said, "Don't worry, I have receipts."

He is pushing this tour so hard right now. And I'm getting the front row seat. I love this for you. There's then also there was also this story by Amanda that was going around that was quote unquote,

quickly uploaded and quickly deleted. It's a hoax, I just want to put it out there. It is fake, it is not real, but it was trying to insinuate. Lindsay's trying to blackmail me, but actually I caught her in Kyle doing something.

It's a hoax, it's also expelled terribly, but it's trying to make it look like the joint statement post. Oh, so this is why Lindsay posted that cryptic story that why she posted that story, but so she had posted and said,

"Well, I'm about ready to throw my phone today "and then kind of like a keyboard smash of different letters." Now, as millennial women, we understand a keyboard smash. However, if we want to go Sherlock Hubbard on this one,

I try to decipher it. Oh my god, it literally is like, G-H-B-X-A-Y-Z-Z, but tell us, tell us, let's do the code, let me read the letters. Okay, okay.

G-F-D-N-S-J-W-O-E-N-R-A-O-W-M-E-M-R. So, usually I would think a keyboard smash, but that W-W gave me pause because Weth Wilson.

“- Hey, Courtney, I cannot wait to hear what you have to say next.”

- I'm dying, this is like posh, like piece of shit, cook, or every day. - I cannot wait for you. - Oh my god, I'm so excited right now. - Well, I didn't solve the whole thing. I only think I solved pieces,

but somebody else in the comments, I think they solved it. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So I decided to touch grass at the weekend.

- This is so nutty. - Because also Lindsay has a PR, me, and everything she does has a purpose, okay? - Yes, okay, like again, if it's not slamming her keyboard, what does it mean?

- Okay, so G-F-D, God fucking dammit, okay, right? Then I couldn't figure out what W-W-W-W-S. - Sure. - You go a few more letters down. Couldn't get that A-O-W, Amanda or West.

So it's A-O-W-M-E-M-R.

“So it's said, Amanda or West might even miss reunion?”

- Wow. - Again, just probably a keyboard slam, but this is the one, and it's Harley Moran on Threads. I think this is what it is.

God fucking dammit, never stops.

Just when we're over everything, now rumored Amanda or West might even miss reunion. - Harley, I literally was like, this feels right! - It feels very right, and I'm gonna say, it's gonna be Amanda.

It's Amanda checking in somewhere right, loop-holing. I mean, obviously, maybe she really does need to be going because I'm sure that her mental health is in the shudder, and please do not send DMs directly to these people. We got to talk shit behind their backs like normal people.

But doesn't that feel like that could be a solve? - That, it feels like we got the Wheel of Fortune. We got the final puzzle. - Yeah, okay, speaking to them, did you see that Wheel of Fortune TikTok?

I did not.

- Oh my God, it was just basically clips

of Wheel of Fortune solves where it was just talking about summer house. Pretty funny, I'll send it to you. But I had a friend who texted me, and it was a photo of West Wilson at the airport,

going to the final four for NCAA. Really, yes, but like, I was just thinking, he has to work still. - Oh, for complex, you think? - Yeah, I must be, I can't imagine these like,

Like, I wonder if he's contractually obligated to go. - Yeah, wow, that crazy though, that is... - And the photo? - And the photo from the airport, from like the gate was funny because it was saying on the thing zone five.

So then I'm thinking, is he sitting in coach and he's so far back, or is he like,

I'm basically showing up to the airport

and going to board with the last possible zone

“so that I can just slip into like my first class C?”

- Thoughts? - Feel like he is one of the people and probably doesn't fly first class. - You don't think so? Well, he did from BravoCon, remember Lou Ann

was sitting right in front of him? - She turned around when he was in the door. But do you think they flew everyone first class? - Yes. - I think they flew all the time at first class?

- Yeah, but I don't think complex is flying him first class - 'Cause we said yesterday, we really have it hurt anything from the two of them and then I was thinking, oh my God, he has to show up for the final four.

Something that he probably obviously also really likes.

- Sure, sure. - Sure, and then is like, maybe no one here will know. - They definitely do. - Yeah, I will say my favorite thing that has transpired through all of this is the Carlisum mess

is going viral. People are absolutely hysterical about this. They have written all over love or boy,

“like you need to make that merch right now.”

Carlisum mess, it's absolutely hysterical. - He reposted a meme of Carlisum mess. You know, it's the new has anyone checked on sheena. (laughing) Because out of all the things that Kyle could have said

in that interview, why is Carl a mess? (laughing) Send it to Darrell, Carl's a mess. The way he said it though, I mean, Carl's a mess. You know, it's just like, so much is going on.

Carl's a mess, which I'm sure he is, but just the way he stated that was just, you know, Carl's a mess. I hope Carl's doing okay. Because anyone checked in on Carl today?

- I hope Carl has a great weekend. Let's take a break and let's talk Beverly Hills. (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language) (speaking in foreign language)

(speaking in foreign language) Good price and good in the listo. So, what do we get for? (speaking in foreign language) We get for, good for city art and good is.

- I would like to say, I think this is one of the best episode of this season. This dinner, wow. I think there was a lot going on with Erica and Dury there. I feel like that was like fourth walls coming down

and Dury was like, I am not taking Kyle's bullshit anymore. I have done this for almost a decade. And she is crumbling in Erica. If you wanna come over to my side, please do. And Erica chose Kyle in that moment,

which I find fascinating. I really made me sad that Erica and Dury, and we know as of today are not in a good place.

But this was a very powerful scene in scene.

Erica cry at the end because it really does feel like the end of a friendship. - What I liked about this dinner was the fact that it was like, finally we're like laying off of Amanda. That's too easy, it's not fun to watch.

The layers of this conversation, breaking the fourth wall without saying the alliance of Fox 4/5 is broken. We protected each other, blah, blah, blah. Just to watch the dynamics and finally Kyle to say, I don't really like, yeah, I don't wanna be your friend.

And saying that out loud, it's like, this is what we've been waiting for because this actually felt like a real conversation as opposed to the shit that they do where they do protect each other or they don't address things, even Dury,

“which I thought was funny because you have to try”

to read the meta aspect of it too. Are we talking show or are we talking off show? But when Erica's like, I'm going through a hard time too and Dury goes, oh, are you? And Kyle's like, well, you can see it on the internet

and what Dury was really saying was, oh, are we actually going to address all of that on camera? Because we're not really allowed to talk about Tom. We're not allowed to talk about the lawsuits. We're not allowed to talk about all this debt

and everything that's coming at you.

is that you saying we can finally talk about it on camera?

No, there was so much stuff happening here and even what I think is crazy is that Kyle was the one that literally said, I don't want to be your friend anymore. And yet, she put a wedge between Erica and Dury and it became more about Erica and Dury

and Kyle got to kind of like slither out, which upset me in a lot of ways. Well, I think actually Dury did it to herself. I think she still had Erica. But it was when she decided to turn on Erica.

Because Erica was still trying to play the mediator thing. Like, hey, you know, I'm not saying anything about you being late. And then when Dury started going defensive towards Erica, because she probably felt that the two of them were coming out, but I actually don't think Erica was.

I still think she was pissed from earlier in the day

“because we have to remember that walk off”

and they had to find a ride from production. Happened five hours before this, right? I think she could have had Erica until she turned on her and called her a cut. And once she did that, Erica was like,

I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt, but that was the last straw. You've now taken it too far. And by the way, Dury, I brought Kunt to this group. You're lucky.

I also was like, I'm pretty sure Brandy Glenn will did, but you did wear the Kuntie necklace. So we'll give you that. But I was like, that's when she lost Erica. When she started calling her a pussy cat,

what are you a pussy cat? You're a pussy cat. Is it because they're going to bleep out pussy? I don't know, and she's like, you're a little pussy cat and you're an asshole and you're a Kunt.

I dare we're so much happening here. Honestly, this is kind of like a top 10 fight to me in a lot of ways.

“Because I think there were so many layers here.”

Exactly like you said, you know, Erica's like, you don't think I'm going through shit. My husband is in prison. Well, you want to talk about the husband? (laughing)

Like, a trial for $25 million,

I have to work for the rest of my life because of this man, you know? And I love her saying, like, what are we doing? The trauma Olympics? Like, guess what?

I'll beat you 10 full bitch. Because what Erica has gone through is truly insane. And I'm sorry at the end of the day. Like, three, you're going through divorce. That's awful, that's sad.

You have young children. You don't do the trauma Olympics, Mary. Your finances are all over the place, but I'm sorry, what Erica has gone through is worse. So in this argument, I'm sorry, but everyone's a loser.

Doreat beat Kyle, Erica beat Doreat in the end. Like, that's where I see the hierarchy of how this all went

“because Kyle also, and I think you made a point last week,”

where you said the producers told Kyle, the better freaking amp it up, Kyle to me, you guys. And I'm sorry, Kyle in this scene was giving me a full sheet hole, right now, because she has snapped. (laughs)

She took it to a level that I was like, this is literally crazy Kyle, and Doreat was pretty calm, which then, you know, as we know, makes you just go more and more angry, and everyone's trying to keep this down. Like, her being like, okay, so by the way,

Kyle, you're keep calling me erratic, and nobody at this table has said I'm erratic. And then Kyle's like, I don't even know what erratic means. So then why are you saying that? Like, Erica's like, I was saying overwhelmed,

which I guess could be erratic, but like, she's overwhelmed.

The problem is, too, is that right now, Doreat

has Rachel and Boz on her side, because Rachel is seeing a lot of this with her own divorce, right? So she's projecting a little bit, understands where Doreat is coming from, is going to be team Doreat in this.

Boz, too, has a season under her belt with Doreat. And is like, okay, we're still friends. I'm a good listener. I understand this is what she's going through, but they will come to find out this is actually also

who Doreat is. So like, her being selfish in this divorce, she's also selfish in her regular life. So like, you guys think she put like exactly. She hasn't changed.

No, Doreat's always been about herself. She's always been late. She takes care of number one, which is Doreatos. She loves herself, which, you know, I get to your own biggest fan if you're not who will be.

Exactly. I thought it was very interesting that Kathy was the one that went after her. Kyle must be livid. That was very strange, because I would make the most sense

for Boz to have gone after her after she just said, Boz has shown me more support than everyone put together in this group. That was also for Erica, a breaking point too, when she's like, you've got to be fucking kidding me.

Like Kyle and Doreat, that was suffered. She still had Erica, and this fight was the last one. And I think in Kyle's mind at the end of the day,

One of my friends committed suicide. I'm have Teddy right now. Like I can't deal with your bullshit Doreat. I'm over it. She's more team PK, because she's like,

like, the world right now is so tough. And I have friends that are sincerely sick. Like, I don't have time for your bullshit. You know, she has like more of a perspective, I think. But Kyle needs to say those things too,

because her siding with PK is why Doreat is on the defense.

“Oh, well, we don't know if that's why he's doing it.”

It's like, just take what this woman says at face value. You're lucky you're not there with your divorce with Mo. And as soon as it gets contentious because you guys try to split assets or you do whatever, if it gets to that point, you're going to see what the other

women who have gone through divorces are dealing with. I think everybody at this dinner table was like, okay, Kyle, this is crazy. We know too, because earlier that day, when Kyle told Kathy, are you my sister or not?

Right, right, right. At Kathy's not necessarily siding with Kyle. And maybe that's also, you bring up those good points, but this Kyle ever say that out loud to anybody in this group at least.

Even to her sister. No, she's scared to cast. No, I guess I'm just saying, I didn't even think to the Teddy aspect or whatever, that I'm like, oh, you know, you make good points,

but does she ever talk about this with other people where that brings a level of understanding or do we have to assume based on what we know? Yeah, I don't know if she's openly talking about that.

Yeah, also, to read in the after show, because the very first

after show, she said, like, she thought that P.K. wanted to get back together with her. And then in this after show, like, Erica kind of starts talking about it too. How basically, like, P.K. once her to come crawling back

to him, which I find very interesting. And I'm like, are you guys putting this all? Like, was this kind of a storyline and a show that went too far and are they actually going to come back together at the end?

It's so crazy. Also, I love Doreeth's outfit at this. I mean, when she's walking away from Kathy, and she's got that cigarette in hand. I said, she knows her American spirit menthol.

She's rocking him. She said, don't worry about the dinner. Kyle and she has all that steak in front of her. Can someone put this somewhere else? I didn't get that point to you.

They're like, sudden, come on. Remember, you said anything that about her late, the Doreeth.

Yeah, she is always like, yeah, she didn't apologize

when she got on the plane. When she says, sorry to everyone and forget some man dead. Oh, my God, that was hysterical. And she was like, I mean, I didn't know. I literally couldn't see you.

I did not mean to leave you out. I just didn't see you.

“I believe her here because Amanda didn't say a word”

at this dinner, and Sutton's head was probably really was blocking her. Like, I don't think she was purposely leaving Amanda out because like, how could you leave Amanda out? Okay, Kyle.

Kyle, relax. But I thought this was a great dinner scene because they were being so real. Finally, I really appreciated it. And then I thought Doreeth trying to have

like a confessional moment at the end. Like, Kyle, she had a mission to get the entire group to turn against me to make herself feel better. Well, she got her wish. Hopefully, she can sleep good tonight.

I'm like, this is the drama. And then it's like her walk in a way with that sig. She blew it out very Italian. We finally have created a line here. I understood at this point why Erica turned on her

and just was like with Kyle. But I do think that Kyle chooses somebody every season to go after and isolate from the group.

The problem is that she didn't think

that Doreeth would have bows and Rachel who came straight out of the gate. Not ever gonna be on Team Kyle. We'll be cool with Kyle, but it's like, oh, no, I'm going where I feel comfortable, which is with Doreeth,

which is with bows.

“And I think Kyle thought maybe she could get bows”

to come back over to her side. Which is kind of crazy to think. And also this episode, I thought when we were leaving Italy, like I was like, wait, is this season finale? What's happening right now?

Were you confused? This episode was so freaking long. I thought, I mean, I know it was an hour. It felt like 10 to me. I thought we were leaving Italy.

I was like, oh, okay, we're done. We started doing all these confessionals about what we thought was gonna happen from the trip and what really happened.

we're playing out.

It was very, very straight.

It felt like then we went to Doreeth's photo shoot. Doreeth doing a photo shoot. And then being like, I found out through research that putting out the book cover gets people excited for the book.

Okay, we've done this before where we're just doing a book cover party. I think we've even done it on this show. We're just doing a book cover party. And that, this why I also think she overplayed her hand, too,

“because do I think Kyle has lost power within this group?”

Absolutely. But do I think that she's also smart to make sure, okay, I got Erica, 'cause I did feel bad for Erica crying, because I think Erica at the end was like, Doreeth said those things to me.

She then tried to say that we'd have no history and that bows is a better friend than I've ever been.

And at the same time, this alliance is now done.

And it has been a decade of us protecting ourselves. Like her crying, I was like, oh, her therapist taught her what empathy is. (laughing) I did feel bad for Erica in that moment.

Yeah, but that's not showing up to the book cover next week. That's where I was like, oh, the power. Kyle still has some of the power. And Doreeth's gonna learn real quick that she better get people on her side

of she's going to be taking on Kyle and her minions. Also, Unburden's still not out. It comes out June 2nd, 2020, six. You can buy it, hardcover, 1999. Or Kindle for 14, 99.

But it's not till June. And I also think there's a lot of potential for a very good reunion. Okay, maybe better than the season. Well, it's already been shot.

We have no details.

“I think Doreeth could expose a lot about Kyle.”

Okay, what did you think, sorry to go back to the dinner, but when Sutton lied and was like Doreeth said she could end you. And I was like, well, Doreeth didn't say that. She said we protect each other. I have a lot of information that could be damaging.

She's not saying I'm ending you the way that Sutton presented that. Well, she did say I could blow up her whole life. Yeah, to me, it's all semantics. I guess so. I just felt like it was very like when you're saying like, I could end you.

That feels really dramatic, but okay. I hate when they do these semantic conversations, you're right. And to me, Sutton was right. She was saying, she said you could have ended Kyle and Doreeth's direct quote was,

I could have blown up her whole life, which that to me's the same thing. But I don't think she was saying it's threateningly. I think it was along the lines of like, we've protected each other under this alliance for so many years.

Why is she all of a sudden stepping out from this truce impact that we've had for all this time? Like, do you know what I know about you? Like, you want to expose me? Like, I know things about you too, right.

And then also, what do you know? To me, it was just her protecting the Morgan relationship. That's what she was talking about. It's definitely maybe some cheating. So, Bose is still trying to sell this relationship to us.

And I don't want to buy it. Her engagement next week is giving me Lindsey Hubbard she wore shoulder pads to the beach. I forgot that they weren't engaged. And I was like, wait, wait, what?

We don't live together. We don't have a house together, but we're having a baby and we're not engaged. Nothing there has to be an order, but it's very clear that she wants to be married.

I forgot that they weren't engaged. I assumed they were. Well, to be fair, they did get engaged a while ago. But I'm not invested in Kaley, so I'm not invested in the relationship of her.

Like, when she was like, okay, Lail is going to take a photo of us, a selfie of us, and then they kiss and she said, oh my God, Lail, was that so weird for you? The daughter couldn't be sweeter.

She's like, I'm just getting used to it. She's such a sweet girl, but it's like mom's stock. That's disgusting. Like, you're just like, okay, it's like also like, you can't just wait one second for the selfie to be done.

So strange. Then we have Rachel throwing herself a birthday party, studio 54, Kaius is security.

That was absolutely amazing.

He's so cute. I will be very curious how her second season is.

“I think it's going to be a lot different,”

because I think she's going to have to get in fights with some of the women. She says all of her, I'm going to say controversial, but not, but like her controversial thoughts in her confessional's, but is anybody going to go up

against her besides maybe Kyle? Who's going up against Rachel? I can't imagine it. I'm not an accidently. Oh, sure, sure.

or on the after show, like, she's the biggest name

on the show, which I was like, oh my God, Kyle must be freaking out. Also, you guys Amanda stress for the studio 54 party. I'm like, you are such a millennial. Like, radress.

I feel like I had this dress. Like this bright pink color. I would like wear to teaching. Did you wear your sparkle, knee high boots as well? I'm like, is there cement at the bottom of these?

Why are you walking like that? I liked the booze. I feel like that matched the theme that the dress was so bad. That's terrible.

Her style was terrible. When she was like, to her husband, like, okay, so we're gonna change all the windows and do everything. How much is that gonna cost?

He's like, two, 50 should do I get a sleeping with the contractor discount. And then I started thinking, oh my God. Is this how she's like laundering money? She funnels it into his construction, contracting company.

And she pays him that way.

“And that's how they keep all of this money”

like coming through. I started going to some perennels.

I've never even seen some perennels.

I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that. (laughs) And those are, I don't know if I threw up a soaps of that. All right, I don't know about the money laundering, but I thought, did she just tell on herself?

Me? I guess we'll never know. Do you think, to retake him on time to this party? I don't think so, because I feel like she was giving the excuse of why she was late in the car with bows,

which is the kids are back in school. Poor Phoenix had a full panic attack at school because she hadn't been to a real school five years. And she felt like she didn't fit in. I felt so sad for her.

But I thought that was the reason of why she was being late to this party. Did you? I just kept on thinking, out of all the times

that you should be on time is probably for this party.

“Like next event, you need to be on time.”

Kyle being like, there's that damn person again. Like, is she not supposed to wear a Kyle? (laughs) It could've been from red the runway or the real real. We don't know what the time expiration is on this purse.

Also, the deri didn't get this book out right now. I mean, I was just thinking that timing. You said June 2nd, and I'm like, shouldn't you be using the show as a view? Yes.

At that point, let's just say we have two episodes left at three part reunion, we have five weeks. Maybe it does align to June 2nd. It's probably like two weeks to late. Yeah, I, it was a missed opportunity.

She's always late. Like the last episode of the reunion should be where Andy's like, "Derry, your book unburdened, we ended with a book party." And then she'd say, "Yeah, it's out now

"because of one of theirs." But she used to have to say, "Yeah, it's out within the next month. "I did miss a few deadlines." Right. Are you gonna read it?

No. It's gonna be too long. Don't worry, because she talks too much. You're so right. Well, Erica's funny too, because she was talking about unburdened.

Oh, this is what it was when they were talking about the relationship with PK and potentially going back, right? And she said, "The book is called unburdened. "What do we think that's about him, right?" Their whole thing too is that she should have waited

to do the book till she's on the other side of the divorce. Exactly. She needs money, Mary. I know, I, I get it, I got it. I bought the purse, how was she supposed to buy the purse

if she didn't have a book advance? Okay, interreeds, defense. Those bags, those bags, if you take care of them properly, you can resell them and they can be an investment. So perhaps, this Kelly is an investment.

Mary, you were so correct. Any else about this episode or let's take a break and come back with Southern hospitality? My favorite show. Joe Bradley this week.

He reminds me of Tom Sandoval in a lot of ways. Hemby, like, I want to create an atmosphere for my guests. He's going to do this emo night for his 30th birthday.

“And then I was like, does he have a costume closet?”

I am wearing the Birkenstock, so but he loves the limelight. And he just gave me sand of all vibes. I do understand that like early before we knew. Oh, yes, the funny part about this emo night, though,

is to make the connection is like Katie and Dana host emo night in LA. She has hosted emo night, like it's the same thing. So him being like, yeah, I'm going to throw this party. I think it's just like a tour stop for them.

I'm going to do emo night all over the country. It's not like he's throwing an emo party. I'm sure he's probably working with them to get people in, because he's a promoter.

But I just feel like it's very much like this is something that happens anyways.

“But he's going to make it his 30th birthday.”

And he's probably going to host the emo night like Katie and Dana have to like, sheena has done in the past. Yes, you're totally right. I'm excited for it. I like the eyeliner.

Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Also, when he had to talk about the fact that he and Luian, the morning after, and he got to taste her eggs all up front say.

And that is not an innuendo for something else. It's the legitimate eggs all up front say. Or as he said, like, eggs franchise? Yeah, he has no idea how special he should feel for being a part of the eggs all up front say, Laura.

And then he's walking around the apartment and looking at the art. And she's like, yeah, my daughter made that. How old are you, daughter? 28th, like you. What a queen.

He also said the last time you saw Lu was at BravoCon and his mom and Lu got a drink. Because we were the same age. His mom fell younger. [LAUGHTER]

I picture Lu permanently in a fedora. I did picture that she woke up and she's like, hey, you're hungry. And then he's like, OK, she just gets up and puts her morning fedora on. She'll be buried in one.

Yeah. Sheakes se la vie. La grave. La grave. It's right, it'd be right.

[LAUGHTER] We've got two subplots this week. OK.

“One first plot, Fred and Emmy, because Emmy can't remember”

that after she apologized to Brad, she said, it was fake, I didn't mean it. What do you mean he's mad at me?

Then from that, the second plot is that lake.

Michael's are fighting because of the conversation about microaggressions and then lake going and telling Ella about it who then told Emmy about it. OK, Michael's is, I appreciate someone so much that he's not letting up on lake.

He is going to make her feel uncomfortable. He's not going to pretend like I'm going to hug. Well, now he's like ruining a trip and making everybody involved by making the vibes bad. You can be mad at her, but also tell her why you're mad.

She's literally trying to figure out why you're mad at her. Tell her why you're mad. You ignoring her and then talking shit about her while she's standing right there, watching it. Oh, I like appreciated him, not being fake.

But she doesn't even know why you're mad. Have a conversation with her and then don't talk to her on the trip. Let her know, hey, I am mad at you. You did this, everybody in the group knows but her.

Now, I do wonder how often she has done this, because when her mom read her at the end of the episode,

I was like, this is not the first time lake

has done something like this where she spreads and has made a bigger deal from it.

“Her mom was like, why would you have told her that?”

Keep your mouth shut. Like, you can't be doing this again. Like the way she just talked to her, I was like, because the lake has done this before. And when she called her mom basically looking

from the tip of the ear mom was like, oh, yeah, you're not going to find that here. Poor your shit together. Then you see her crying. It's like, yeah, lake obviously shouldn't have talked

about that, right? Especially like telling this random girl, she shouldn't have done that. But the way that he was reacting to it, they were both being completely immature about it,

especially when they have such a friendship. Oh, I just can't trust her. Okay, well, you got to tell her that you guys are best friends. You lived a floor apart from each other

in my thick apartment complex that you're all living. (laughs) But I still, I'm team Michael's on this because she knows what she did. She knows what she did.

It's okay for him to make her feel uncomfortable. When she's like, will you take a couple pictures of me? No. (laughs)

I'd be like, um, okay, I guess I could, but I'll only do five. You would do it but then you take bad photos. And then you'd be like, sorry, I have to pee. And then you'd like run away

so that somebody else would have to do it. But you would like do it and just make a really bad photo take her though. Okay, the Brad and Emmy part of it, Emmy is an insane person. Her eyes are frightening to me.

The wide eyes, like she is Aaron from the Valley. (laughs) The car is driving to the trip. I was like, that has to be the worst car to be in.

Second car, the worst car is Joe Bradley's.

The best car was Bradley TJ Justin and Julia.

It's taste and they're come.

They're having a grand old time in that car. And he was like, "Hi, did nothing! I fucking done nothing! I did nothing!" Why is the end up happening with her and Brad?

It's got to come to a head at some point, right? I would imagine on this trip. So when she pulled Brad to the side when they were working, I thought when he said,

“"One, I think he's probably exhausted from having to have this conversation."”

Again, because now you're just bullshitting me. But two, I was like, before he would have done it privately, but because they didn't in front of a group, everything was okay, we let it go. And then you did that.

Now I need the group to also be there to see the dynamic here because this is bullsh*t. Like, I feel like he wanted the group to be present.

He was not gonna do a side thing

so that it could be a he said she said it. That's a good point. That's smart on him. I agree. At that end of the day, it's like, he, that apology wasn't genuine

and he doesn't want to be friends with someone that isn't genuine. Right, and she keeps pretending as if she doesn't know she said the word unsafe. It's like, "Roll footage, babe." You know what you said.

You know what was happening because you already apologized for it. But it was a fake apology because you said they just want to hear, "Sorry." She claims she is being silenced.

I was like, "All right, Oprah. I know that." I mean, you're a crazy person. She's kind of also the crazy reality star because it's like, she's so nuts,

but also she's put herself on her own pedestal and she's like, "I know everything. I am perfect, look at me." And it's like, "You're so wrong. You're so the opposite of everything you think."

Not self-aware at all. And your husband or soon to be has been doesn't support the show. It's like, maybe it's time to go, babe. Maybe I do want to talk about Maddie not being able

to rent Airbnb's anymore because her friends have trashed them. And I thought that is such trash behavior. Could you imagine having a rental property and it getting so destroyed?

And not only that, it's happened to multiple people that this has happened and then just make trying to make a joke of it. Like, that's terrible. Oh, I thought the stories were interesting.

“Didn't she say that they literally broke a counter?”

Could you imagine being the owner of that house? I would be kidding. She didn't. She didn't. She didn't.

She didn't. She didn't. She didn't get that deposit back, for sure. What did you think about the Michael's TJ? What do you think is rumbling there?

The editing of them talking about their ideal partner,

which is basically each other.

And the scenes shot with Michael's dusting, the fan, TJ power posing in front of the mirror shirtless, give him an Emmy. Not Emmy on the show, the award. [LAUGHTER]

The show is so silly to me. There's so much happening in nothing at the same time. It is so OG Vanderpump. Yeah, I mean Molly's talking about hooking up with a 64-year-old.

At there, literally time up, bringing eating amoeba. Would you think about me and Justin? Oh, it's like me is not going to go for him. I feel like also she is just over the Troy thing. And she's not over it that just finished up.

I thought it was really sad the YSL person, the trophy. She's like, I start by suffering three months to the trophy who stole that shit and he's like, the joint apartment complex they all live and it's got to get better security. Yeah, that was sad.

He didn't ensure it. Why wouldn't he ensure the box? And I laughed thinking like, have you ever ensured something that you've said? No, me neither.

No. Painting. But Justin, I keep thinking how is he with Charlie every week? Did Mia eat an edible because that man is not that funny. The way she was laughing so hysterically.

But I was like, I'm sure he's like funny and fun to be around. But like, who's taking him seriously? Just doing backflips being tall. I don't think anything is really going to happen with him. I don't even know about a kiss.

They make out literally the preview for next week. Oh. I guess I'm wrong. Wailer lurk breaking news and this these kids, they are young, they are fun, they're

“willing to show us everything and that's why it's a great show.”

So watch some of your hospitality people just jump on it and have a great weekend. Okay. Bye. Have a great weekend.

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