TJG: The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Season 1 Premiere!

- Come back to two judging girls.

“This is Mary from the Bay, and it's Courtney from LA.”

We're here to talk the brand new franchise, the real houses of Rhode Island. Now, Mary, last week you were nervous. You didn't have high hopes. You said, "I don't know about this show."

Andy's been talking it up, but we know what happens when Andy talks things up as usually it's 'cause it's not good, and we need the attention. Out of 10, what did you rate the premiere?

10. Honestly, it really was a 10. Thanks for not lying. (laughing) It just gave me old housewives new people.

They don't know what they're doing. It gave me money. It gave me rich, it gave me a fluent. I love that they're all connected. It seems like they've known each other for 20 years.

People went to high school with each other. It just felt fresh. And it's kind of crazy that the last time we had a new franchise with Salt Lake City, which is now on the seventh season.

So we haven't had a new franchise in seven seasons, which feels wild. That does feel crazy. Wow, wow. Okay, overall thoughts for you. I completely agree with you.

I thought it was great. Now I had been hearing good things about it.

“And sometimes I think I will need a life”

of maybe the glasses half full. That's at least how I'm trying to be these days. And so I went into it thinking, hey, I think this is going to be fun. You watched it before me, and I had sent a text saying,

oh, no, this is good, which got me excited because what a turn we had to take for you to get there. You know, I'm slow to warm sometimes.

I'm always questioning people

and don't let people in right away. And then when I love you, I love you. I totally get it. You made some really good points. There's this level of that they almost think,

they know what the game of reality TV is and they're going to be humbled by not knowing it. Obviously, we have the influence of Dolores coming in this season who I think is trying to teach them. The ropes, but there's something about how many of them

have long histories with each other, how small the area of Rhode Island is, how interconnected they all seem. And then the crazy relationships they have with their partners, with each other,

with their family members and everybody that's involved. And it was refreshing and exciting.

“And I think a lot of them also have skeletons,”

even though they think they're being open and honest. And I am ready for a new franchise. I think this was the perfect casting. I'm ready to see all of Dolores and the other Dolores's, take each other on, go to parties, talk rumors,

experience, polygamy, never have I ever.

Devourses, the couplings, I don't know, I'm ready. It truly had it all. And we did not need Dolores in this. I think that is not giving the girls enough credit, personally.

I don't want a mama bear showing them the ropes. I want them to learn it on their own. And Liz is really the mama bear here. I don't think we need Dolores. And it's kind of disappointing that they added her, I think.

Well, I just feel like Dolores never really was a drama starter in a way. She was almost like the peacekeeper. And she was very, I know she went patterns in some times, but for the most part,

she was the connector. And so it felt a little put upon. I know her and Liz seemingly are friends and have met at a cannabis convention. And Dolores had nothing to do for the summer

and her and Poly were like, we're just going to hang here for three or four months, aka the amount of time it takes to film and show. I was like, Liz looks so much like her, that's enough. The way that they have the same dentist

and the same doctor, I'm like, well, no wonder they're twins. Yeah, I loved Liz though she, for me, right out of the bat, was my favorite. She gave me such big, andge vibes from mob wives. And we get Dreada on House of Villains.

There's also these rumblings that Dreada might join the cast of Real House as a New Jersey, which would be an interesting angle. Wow, I have not heard that. I like that.

Rumors are tough these days. I sure, I don't know what to believe anymore, but Liz was just giving me such big ange vibes. She's got the big house too. She's got that long dog.

She's walking her cat gonga from the end back in. The husband's cleaning up cap poop there.

She's the oldest on the cast, and she has connections.

And she self-proclaimed a scary. She also is related to her husband down the line. Ancestry.com had confirmed that. And they don't have any children together, but he had three daughters, and now they're her step-dogs.

I wanted to read her official bio for you. Rhode Island's cannabis queen, Liz McGraw, isn't just running one of the country's most successful dispensaries. She's also the person to know

and the smallest state in the union. When she and husband Jerry learn there about to become grandparents, Liz makes one thing clear. She will not be trading couture for a rocking chair. As she prepares for a new chapter in her family life,

shifting dynamics within her inner circle, test her influence in the bonds she's long held close. Ooh, I really like Liz.

I think she's gonna be fun to watch.

I love that she also is gonna be protecting Kelsey, because Kelsey's boyfriend and Liz went to high school together. And obviously, Kelsey has a very unconventional relationship with her boyfriend. When Liz wrote in on the boat, lost her hat on the way,

I just was laughing like, oh my God, this is the rich money we have been missing. Would you like me to read Kelsey's bio to you? Yes. Okay, Kelsey Swanson has lived a term life

as a beauty queen playing house in a castle owned by her wealthy boyfriend. Now at a crossroads, Kelsey must decide between the comfort of her gilded arrangement and a future on her own terms.

When her loyalty to Liz is tested, Kelsey worries about going up against the group's heaviest hitter and losing her greatest cheerleader. Oh no, this breaks my heart! I don't like this.

Okay, because Kelsey, she is a lady of leisure. She's been with her boyfriend since she was 19 over 10 years. They live in this crazy mansion. They have four kitchens, 79 TVs. He got her to win Mr. Rhode Island.

She was like, he pushed me. I'm sure he also paid for all her dresses. Oh, I thought you meant the competition. Oh, God, her, I would say, like, got her the right training, y'all, Bonnie.

For five months out of the year, he has another girlfriend that lives in Miami. And this seems like very open within the group. Liz clearly knows about this. Jill Ellen knows about this. Nozzy Rosie is asking a lot about it.

“But I think what was refreshing about Kelsey”

is she lets us know right away what kind of relationship she is in. So you can't really question it. And she's at this crossroads in her life. It kind of almost feels like she has to decide.

Am I going to stay with him and continue this life? Or do I want something more from myself, whether that is her own career, is that having a family, I don't know. But then we also come to find out,

she has a boyfriend as well. And I have a feeling the man whose house she's living in does not know about the boyfriend. Interesting. Or is it just like a don't ask, don't tell?

Because in my fan fiction world, I need to know about this girlfriend of Miami. Do they have the same setup? Or is the family in Miami? And then he has Kelsey.

“Are their children involved in the other relationship?”

If he's five months in Miami and five months in Rhode Island, what does he do?

The other two months is they're a third.

Is Kelsey's boyfriend, not the rich one, aka Big Poppa will call him Big Rhode Island Poppa over here? Is the secret boyfriend act? This one's secret too, his face is blurred. Okay, is the one that she could potentially

live her other life with? Is he someone who maybe doesn't come from money and can't afford 79 TVs and four kitchens? Is he younger than Kelsey? Is he hot?

Would he give her the life of children that she's wanted, but she has to give up the rich lifestyle she lives, does she choose the lifestyle or does she choose love? Who knows who this other boyfriend is?

I just think he's like some younger guy that's the pool boy that she's kind of running around with and they live this life where they're like, it would be so fun, but she's like, but who pays for this lifestyle for me?

At this point, are they in a common law marriage? The older boyfriend, because it's been so many years and could she somehow get money out of it to leave the relationships so she would be okay or set up?

“Can I tell you what I think will happen?”

- Yes, she will stay with the wealthy one. Okay, this is getting my brain going

with the other boyfriend at the rich boyfriends house.

“Yeah, I feel like he lives in like a casita.”

- Oh my god, oh my god. I do not think the rich boyfriend who I tried to Google and I couldn't find the man and I'm very curious, obviously this will come more to light who is he really?

Because clearly they have a ton of money. That will do. - What does he do? - It sounds like a family business. And I'm like, okay, of what though? - Right, but when they're in Rhode Island,

does he go around the town with her as he will lighten the community? Liz clearly knows him well, it's just like interesting. I'm shocked to let her do the show and I'm gonna say he has no family.

I don't think he has kids with someone that he knows.

- Okay, I don't think there's kids involved.

- For is this like a Camille Grammar Kelsey Grammar situation where he's like, I'm right of you. Here's a vehicle for you to make your own money and you can afford a shack down the road. - Wow.

- Again, oh, fanfic. It's been one episode, but I think that nosy Rosie is going to be asking the questions for us.

“And I think her for that, would you like to read her bio?”

- Oh, nosy Rosie is definitely the villain, by the way. A former Rhode Island television news anchor Rosie Demar and her husband, Rich, are leveling up, trading their cozy over the garage apartment for a sprawling dream house.

As Rosie focuses on growing her local lifestyle program, she also faces challenges within her inner circle, leaving her to reassess loyalties and where she truly fits in with this evolving close-knit group.

- Over the garage apartment. We were not introduced to that. - Has been seems very interesting. He is a Frank Sinatra singer, not an impersonator, and you better believe

that she cracks people over and over when they say that. He has a lot of hobbies that make him money. - They feel like an interesting couple and seems like she doesn't want to have kids. - That's what I was getting that he, okay.

- So it sounds like she is the same age as Kelsey, like early 30s, and then he's about 10 years older. Like I said, a lot of hobbies. He flips houses with his uncles. He's also a DJ when he's not being Frank,

so think all we have to DJ on this show. - Yes, every show needs one. - How did they meet who does he know in the group? Because I feel like she's connected through that. She has a little bit of fame in Rhode Island

because she has been on the news. It sounds like she might have been the traffic early. Letness know which roads are open to get into the city and whatnot. And she said, somebody older doesn't tell me

they like me or that they appreciate me. I day's not made.

“I think it was either Liz or it was Alicia.”

And I said, yeah, my stepdad really loves Rosie. And Rosie also has a side gig where she is on YouTube doing a thing called Road Trip and where she seems to feature local places within Rhode Island. Not a lot of views.

Joellen gave her one extra. She got her to 16, which is so kind of Joellen. Rosie seems maybe she's unhappy with where things are in her life a little bit, so she's causing drama everywhere else. She is doing a lot of extra work.

She is truly the villain. She wants to out Joellen. When her and Alicia do the rollerblading bouncy thing, I think it's called Kanga. How do you know that?

Because there's a class here that offered that as a fitness class, wow. It's like also a little like moon booty. OK. But they talk about Joellen being a swimmer.

And a lot of people in the professionals are talking about Joellen. Someone else says that in high school, she worked at a Tannin salon and was sleeping with the owner and then the wife got involved.

And they were doing three songs. Also, Joellen stole her husband from her sister. Lisa Barlow, watch out. I wonder what her relationship is like with her sister today. Was her sister in her wedding?

That is a great question. Also, it sounds like two from the previous potentially her sister and her husband got together while Joellen and her husband were together, let's read Joellen's bio here. So Joellen Tibery may not be known for cooking dinner,

but she's never sure on spilling tea.

When sensitive information and volume rule is married, circulates within the group, Joellen finds herself caught between honesty and discretion. Unresolved issues with her mother resurfaced, forcing her to confront longberry childhood wounds

and reckon with the personal cost of always being the one who tells it like it is.

And it sounds like she might have been a little bit wild.

“And because she didn't have a mother's love,”

as she might claim at some point in this season, it really made her potentially destructive or something was going on there. And now she's trying to fix those problems. It really give a facade of this intimidating, strong woman

that she is like kind of queen of the castle, where it feels like Liz is naturally queen and then Joellen might be trying to be queen. - I'd agree with that, but I am obsessed with Joellen. I love her.

I think she is self-deprecating. I love that she just right away said, if someone says don't tell anyone, I'm just gonna tell my three best friends. And then I'm gonna tell them not to tell anyone.

And to they tell someone I can't control that, you know? - Exactly, her and her husband seem like they have an interesting relationship. They seem like that wild things happen. - But then at one point, when they're having oysters,

she's like, thank you for loving me and tolerating me. She does try to present. I'm doing it all. She's working full-time, but she likes to make her own money. She has the three kids.

I'm in the PTA, but I'm basically going to get sprinkle cookies.

And I dump it in a container to make it look like I made them myself. - So I feel like she has a lot going on. - As a teacher Mary, when you guys would do bake sales,

“isn't the thing that you have to have store bought now”

so that you can see the ingredients on what it is because there's so many allergies with kids these days? It is helpful, yes. - I think Joelle is putting on her front. And I feel like we're gonna see things crumble with her.

I did like her energy, though. It's obviously that they have money. She's got a lot that she's battling with her mom. She has to pay her mom to watch her kids. The mom doesn't even put them to get to bed at the right time.

She also those very well-connected in the group. And I'm not sure why she doesn't like Rosie, but it might be because Rosie's a prior and it's prying in. And I'd like to discuss this, but let's take a break and then let's dive into why we think that.

- They're coming at both by Sonic Fred. - So I might express it. - Oh, express it. - I can't stand express it. - Let's express it.

- She'll express it. - With Sonic's express, I'm going to put it in the corner. To catch up at 9.50.09.90. Now let's go to SunExpress.com.

- I'll see you next time, Joelle and Alan's Instagram and she looks so familiar. I'm like, were you a contestant on the Bachelor? - There's something so familiar. I totally agree.

She also kind of reminds me of a blonde version of the mag. A housewife on Netflix, the Ramona One and I can't think of what her name is,

“but I think it's 'cause she has big teeth as she said.”

She has a smile. She really does look so familiar and I cannot put my finger on it. I think she is. I'm hoping that once an episode or two airs

that everybody would be like, oh, she's obviously this person and then we'll make it easy because it's one of those, like, to be your tongue. People, it's right there and I can't figure out who it is. - Oh, her sister wasn't her wedding.

Oh, good. Oh, good. On October 26, 2016, she wrote Happy Birthday

to her two incredible sisters.

Oh, her sister's twins. What I should, I just want to do one birthday post a year for them. - She just didn't know whatever. - Then it's like, wait, did both twins hook up with Gary? - I think she's on very good terms with her sister

because you can go on her sister, Jen's page and Joellen's on it, a bunch. Even her wedding, New Jersey housewives. - New Jersey housewife? - This is New Jersey, I'm sorry.

It's got to be bad for me. I totally agree because especially if we wanna talk about Alicia, Alicia was the one that was giving me such Jersey vibes when we first meet her

because it was like she had her family coming over. Here is the old school Jersey nostalgia. I'll read her bio. Alicia Carmodi is kick-starting her boss babe era, pushing her way into her fiance,

Billy's popular restaurant, Pete Samama. A proud self-described flip flopper. Alicia might call you a horror. One minute and pull you into a hug the next. When Alicia opens the vault on her pass,

she is faced with navigating longstanding relationships and personal growth that leaves one lifelong friend completely blindsided. Why is gonna happen there? That's a shocking bio.

Her and Billy have been engaged for nine years.

Selena is her mini-me.

It's very Dina and Lexi to me.

They both love Britney Spears. They have a hand shake together. They go shopping together. It's very, very sweet.

“But is she ever gonna get this happily ever after?”

Does she want it? Maybe she's already in her happily ever after. When they say like, "Oh, she's pushing her "want her fiance Billy's restaurant." And like, it's been like 10 years at this point.

She's on the wall. She wants to do a new photo because that's so old for her. I love though that she has six ants. Everyone's coming over it. But it's all the girl cousins.

Billy is the man of the house. They've moved really far away from the ants. So it's like, they are traveling. Like, one of the ants is drinking a flash

because this ride is 15 minutes long.

One, five from Cranston, Rhode Island to Providence, Rhode Island where they now reside and it is too far. (laughs) Like her family all living on houses on a cold asak. All of us sister wives and Las Vegas.

Oh, we're chill left. And they're like, "This is crazy." 15 minutes in a car. I can't do this. (laughs)

No, these ants are going to be great. They're going to replace my no-no fix. I love to them all.

“I just thought it was so funny because you know”

that they were like, "Okay, we are going to have a family dinner." The daughter's singing deck the halls because the last time that Alicia has set a table was Christmas. And we know that we're at 4th of July now. We've got to wear our best dresses.

We're wearing our heels.

Hair done nails done teeth done face done.

We're coming to the nines because this is our big break. The Alicia's on a show, we're going to do it. And it was just like cracking me up because they're like, "You're too far." Let's build you a mansion back at home.

It's like, "Teen minutes." (laughs) Oh, they are going to be fun. I want to watch this family together because they are giving me such silly vibes.

But I was worried about when I was watching this show was I had heard that there was drama about one of these relationships ending and potentially divorced because it was like going south. And as I watched this episode,

I got so nervous because I was loving all the dynamics with their partners, even if they weren't on screen all my amy man. I don't want any of these relationships to end. And it's a good thing to know that Rula is going to come in

in the future. And she's apparently the one whose husband might be having an affair on her. And knowing that, that made me feel okay. 'Cause you want all of these people to stay

with their current spouses. I do, they seem like they were in caring relationships and that they were happy with the status quo. And so it did worry me to think, "Oh, God, is it Frank Sinatra guy?"

I don't want to see that. I like Billy as he can break up with her not pizza mama. She know all these things I got so nervous about. And then I was like, "What about Ashley, I and Jared?" Oh my God.

“So that's why I was very worried about this show”

because I don't like Ashley, I loved her. I thought she immediately was vulnerable. She's showing cracks in their marriage. She's showing it's very hard. They have Audrey's.

They have the number two celebrity restaurant in the world, guys. Audrey's where you can get a delicious turtle made by Jared himself. Because he is there 100 hours a week.

That is 14 hour days. And Audrey is the other woman for Ashley Eyes. She just wants to see the man's smile. And I think at the end of the day, she was telling us, "I'm actually the bread winner."

And he can't take that. I understand what he's doing. He wants something outside of social media when the reality TV shows end. He wants a backup, but it feels like Audrey's,

it's not the backup they need for the money because it's not making any. So Mary and I did look this up on celebrity owned restaurants and we did not find them on the list of anything as number two. There was a people magazine article from 2023

that ranked them at number five behind Bad Bunny, Martha Stewart, Nicholas Brown, and Michael Imperioli from White Lot of Superannos frame, fame. Now, Ashley Eyes, if you're wondering, is she the same person from the bachelor?

She is because she does start crying this episode. There are tears in this episode from Ashley Eye, who is the queen of crying. I don't think Jared is jealous that she's the bread winner.

She's our little Amanda Francis. She's making the influencer money. From what I can also recall from the bachelor days is a really hands-on type of guy. I feel like he, it comes from like humble beginnings.

He's just a guy who likes the Patriots. He's from Rhode Island. He just wants to have something like you said. If this money were to end tomorrow, what would we have?

or number five, number two celebrity restaurant in America,

“how are you not making decent money to be able to do that?”

Then I also question, are you number two also because the celebrity needs to be there? Is part of the fame that you go to Audrey's hoping that you run into Jared? Well, I think you might because he's there 14 hours a day.

They have two young children. So she probably feels a lot of weight of taking care of the kids and having to raise them

and he's not always present.

He's not even present in this conversation. He's young. Jason? You got him? Ellen?

And she's like, I'm just trying to make you smile, Jared. I was shocked out of the gate that mervelling so much. It was very refreshing. OK, so you were in, so would you like me to read her bio? Yes.

Fresh from finding her prince charming on television, influence her in former Bachelor personality, Ashley Iocanetti quickly learns that life after I do isn't as blissful as she imagined. Between raising two young children, adjusting to life in Rhode Island

and co-owning a struggling cafe with her husband Jared,

Ashley's loyal teaser tested when Rosie claims she never has her back.

Nosey Rosie strikes again. And Ashley has a podcast. She has one with Ben Higgins, I think, a former Bachelor.

“That's why I'm wondering, what's the level of success for her?”

Is it influencing where she's like, maybe we don't spend as much time doing sponsored posts or verses like you're spending a lot of hours at Audrey's and you're not home because of it. If we're going to go hourly wage here, like you make way more influencing than you do at coffee shops,

it seems like it's something he doesn't want to give up and it feels like it might be time because it's been open for about four years. I wonder if it's a masculinity in for him that she makes more money than him. We have to ask Amanda Francis has been how he feels about it. For some reason, she seems like she's from money.

She doesn't seem like she's actually going to bring that much drama to this show. Maybe in her, I feel like her thing is going to be like she doesn't feel connected in the group because she's not from Rhode Island.

And I guess she brought so much drama to the Bachelor because she was always crying.

But she was always crying because she didn't feel like enough, which is kind of the theme in this show. She's not going to feel like enough of a friend or enough being accepted into the group because she's not from Rhode Island.

“We're going to meet Rula, I think next week,”

which I could just read her bio if we want to make some snap judgments on her. Yeah, absolutely. Grounded in tradition and guided by faith, Rula puts family above all else. Proud of her Lebanese roots, she brings deeply held values into the group, especially when it comes to marriage.

When rumors about her husband begin to circulate, Rula is forced to confront uncomfortable questions that challenge her beliefs, resilience and commitment, putting her personal life under an unrelenting spotlight. So it seems like she's bringing the drama. I think so.

I don't like it when we don't meet everyone the first episode. I think that's unfair. I also don't like that Dolores has a bio here. I am very upset that they feel like she needed to be included. It's not necessary.

These women have enough stories to tell. I agree. Friend and familiar face Dolores Katania leaves the jersey shore behind to spend the summer and Rhode Island with her close friend Liz McGraw. Together, the two embark on a new entrepreneurial venture, a menopause gummy brand,

while soaking up some sun, fun and a little drama along the way. Now that's the scenario. Yeah. Okay. Let's take a break and then let's come back and talk about Rosie's road trip in picnic.

Rosie is doing her segment for road trip in R.H.O.D.E. like Rhode Island and she decides to invite Jo Ellen Ashley I and Alicia. And Ashley I knows one thing about these Rhode Island people and they love a Duncan. So she brings the donuts and they get to enjoy a charcuterie plate made by the chief salami officer.

I love it. Ashley is not wrong. They really do love their Duncan's back there. You don't even go anywhere else is Duncan or bust. I love Duncan too.

I always had my Duncan coffee, my French vanilla cake up this morning. I love a big giant Duncan, like 32 ounce ice coffee.

So Rosie's invited Jo Ellen.

We're unclear she's going to be nice to her. I still can't figure out why they don't like each other. Maybe it literally is because she's nosy Rosie. All of a sudden she starts kind of having drama with Jo Ellen. They talk about Kelsey first, but I wanted to talk about this because all of a sudden

it's like Margot from Ladies of London.

“She just kind of like snaps in a way, you know what?”

I invited you because I was trying to, I'm like, wait, what even happened here? I was very confused and I feel like Jo Ellen hosted this party night, which is unclear if it was on camera or not. I'm guessing it wasn't. Okay.

And at that party, Jo Ellen's talking shit on Rosie and Rosie hears it. So she's really upset with her about that and she basically has decided to come after her in my opinion, but then it's playing the damsel and distress. Meanwhile, she's already out at Jo Ellen is a swinger. She wants to know more about Kelsey's relationship, calling her a polygamous.

They all play like never have I ever.

Never have I ever, two of the afternoon, with one bottle of champagne split between four girls and then like a thing of Duncan and a shark hootery play is a wild place to be playing never have I ever. Because Rosie's like, well, does Kelsey have two boyfriends? And you can see Jo Ellen's like, oh no, no, no, I'm not going to get set up here.

“I do not want to be involved in this and I think Jo Ellen knows that Kelsey does have”

two boyfriends. I think everyone openly knows that her boyfriend also has another relationship in Miami, but people don't know about this other guy that she has. You asked earlier, like, is the boyfriend well known in the Rhode Island community? I'm thinking yes because based on the castle and everyone is like, oh, no, like, you

don't disrespect Big Papa, not the thing and Jo Ellen's like, well, why don't you just ask her? I'm not going to get involved in this. I'll tell you that I've done butt stuff and three sums, but I'm not going to tell you about the polygamous.

Okay, that is where I draw the line, all right, and Alicia's like, egging it on two because Alicia rose your buddies and they're like, we're going to like push us and then like, she's like, I have five fingers to up. I just asked Ashley if she's ever cried. She has to put all of her fingers down.

She's kind of like a Britney car, right?

You know, it's like always a Disney princess is like, that's where I get the vibe of Ashley

eye. You're totally right. And like, Rose just starts crying, Jo Ellen's like, okay, well, let's just start over after she tells her to shut the fuck up. Well, and Rosie said, you said that not even children would like me, but Jo Ellen doesn't

deny that. Well, she said, I didn't say that to your face. Bitch, I took ship behind your back like a normal person like, are you out of your mind? Shut the book up! And I should keep trying to turn everyone against me!

I'm very curious why Rosie has, I think, decided she's going to be the villain. I don't think she thinks she's being the villain, though. I think she wants to expose people for exactly who they are. And I think she's like, oh, Jo Ellen, you're not going to put up this front. Oh, Kelsey, you're not going to hide your secret relationship.

We're going to be on this show. She's there to make a point. And she'll turn on whoever because I think she's so wanting the star power that she's like, oh, if I involve myself in with everyone, then I can be able to make something happen. I do not like her at all.

Oh, okay, interesting. I mean, Jo Ellen's just like, you know what, let's just like move past this, okay. You can come to my fourth of July party. That was very nice of her to invite her to the fourth of July party. If you ask me, it's a cast party.

I do want to comment on Rosie's outfit here, though, because Rosie is wearing a floral, sleeveless, baby pink, peplum, tube top with white, bike shorts that have ruffles on the bottom of it. It was spit out of the 90s and disgusting. It was awful, it was horrible.

I hated it. It was so bad.

“And she came out and she had changed, I'm like, that's what you're wearing on camera?”

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Theo Zempik was a Zempik game. She tells us she's taken it and she had to fast all day when she was doing another episode of Road Trip in. But guys, like, really?

I appreciate someone being honest on a GLP one. I let's go to the fourth of July party because this is the big event and then I'm thinking, oh, it's actually on fourth of July, I miss real holidays.

of July. Oh, so true.

The houses are a rockin'.

What did you think about Rosie's gift? She brought fireworks and a $60 bottle of champagne because she had previously gone to her house and only spent $6 on wine. And it was shit.

“I think the fireworks bouquet is dangerous.”

Fireworks scare me 100%. I'm okay with the sparkler, but even the baby ones that let you go from the ER is one of the most popular destinations on a fourth of July because somebody is shot off a hand or something like that. It's very scary.

I also think a lot of times alcohol is involved. I just, if I got that, I would throw it. Okay. Yeah, it feels like a dangerous gift. I know.

Right? Yes. Would you eat a caviar wiener? Absolutely. I would love to try it.

Would you? I mean Lisa Rina and Erica would be chompin' at the bit one time a year and they get caviar on top. Bethany Frankle would be all over this. Oh, and she said she invented it.

But she said, "Actually though, I don't use the bun. I wrap it in lettuce and then I put a rice paper around it and then I put a tea. We just have really crunched it up and dollop it with cottage cheese at the end." Supermodel snack? Yeah, exactly.

The rumor is going around that Kelsey has been being talked about, right? And she's got to go to the different sources because Joe owns telling her, "Hey, you know, they're questioning your relationship. Start some drama. It's the fourth of July and I'm not lighten real fireworks, but I want these fireworks

to go off with the fights." I know. And Kelsey is like very sensitive. She starts crying before she's going to go and front her Dolores is like, "So what's going on here?

What? Filmy in ladies."

“And that's why I think I was really turned off by this situation.”

She doesn't need to be there. It was distracting. It felt like almost like we have to figure out how to include Dolores in this. We don't need to. Does Kelsey kind of remind you of Chris Shell, looks wise, from selling sunset?

Um, that's a no. Okay. [laughs]

First, she goes up to Alicia because Kelsey and Joe, I don't have decided that Alicia

is like, "Dizzy, but Rosie is calculated." So you've got to go to the first source to see what's going on and test the waters. And Alicia's stuff in her face with the cookies, that was hysterical. Five cookies. I looked delicious and she's like, "What happened?"

At first I was like, "I don't remember Alicia being a part of this," but she was. But I think Alicia kind of like push it to the side that doesn't really say anything. Like, go talk to Kelsey. Kelsey confronts Rosie and Rosie's reactions, you know, "What happened at the picnic? Should I know anything?"

She's like, "I have no idea where you're talking about, what do you mean?" And I just love someone that denies it from the get-go. Like, she's like, "Hmm, I don't recall anything." No. She's like, "Well, say out loud what you think it is that did happen if you can talk about your

relationship and then all come I'm not." And then, oh, that shows, "Oh, your relationship, Joellen brought it up." Joellen brought up that you are going through a hard time and I said, "Huh, whatever do you mean by hard time?" And then it was inferred about your relationship.

And then at this, Joellen comes over to them and it's like, "Come on girls, it's time for the sparklers and Rosie's like, "Sounds good, bye!" She's just going to skip away from this one. Like, okay, we started this fight, let's have a few to another day, a couple of days later, it'll be fine.

Actually, she's not really involved in the 4th July party, even though she's there, but she's like, "There are big secrets in this cheating lies and the truth will come out." And that was an extended premiere episode. I can't have a 10 for me, I'm obsessed, Joellen, I hope she continues to rise, I'm scared because I really, really like her.

I don't know why, but I love her, and I want Rosie Rosie to be taken down. Oh, there's something about Joellen. I feel like Liz is the star, but I do worry that Dolores might carry her down. But Joellen, it's because I know that there's going to be a lot of drama with Joellen

that she's going to have her second season will be very interesting, just based on one

episode here. But I'm like, "She's got a lot of skeletons, the girls are going to come for her, but she's going to persevere."

“But don't you think her husband knows about all her skeletons?”

Yeah, it's not her husband, it's us. Okay. But the things that you don't want the whole world to know, but everybody in small town Rhode Island, they know it all. I just loved it, there's real money here, real drama, real friendships.

Yep, overall, great episode, welcome to Bravo, Rhode Island.

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