#3237 The Valley Persian Style S1E09: Woosah in the Sky With Trymonds

Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins. I'm Ronnie and that's been over there. Hello, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Good, how are you?

“Do you have time at the golden crappies?”

I cannot actually express to you how much fun I had Friday night. Like, I feel like every year it just gets bigger and better.

And I just have to say thank you first of all to you Ronnie for being an amazing partner through it.

Because it's too much, so much work. It's like two months of insane stress and coordination. I go crazy and I feel like I enter a fun house and I'm just like, and I feel like everything is, I just like lose my mind and I just try to be chill for two months. But I just, you know, it's like to have all that and leading up to that moment is wonderful.

But really, the fact that everyone came, like that you all in the audience, you all came and you packed it, you got into all those seats. And you stayed, we had a long show. We did the recommitted a party foul. We committed the awards show party foul.

We went along this year, but I think it's honestly Ronnie. Do you ever hear what are you talking about?

“No, but this, but here's the thing, though.”

Normally, I know the two of us, when we're up there, that we have a moment where we sort of like, not each other, like, we should probably hurry this up. I think we really didn't do that because I think we were actually having so much fun. I think it, we were, for us, it was so much fun. The guests were amazing to everyone who showed up for us.

Like, thank you to literally all those people. We had the biggest guest roster at all time from, like, you know, like AJ, McLean, from the Backstreet Boys, Ariana, Love Island, Kiti Janella, Crystal Comic Cup, like all of our podcast friends, so many people. Like the entire cast of like Vanderpump Rules showed up, like we weren't even expecting that. So it was just such a fun thing that, like, I don't know, I've been on a high ever since.

I mean, enough about me. What about you, Ronnie? How are you feeling? Oh my gosh, it was so fun. And then it went from that to straight back to Texas. Not back in Texas now. So, and then watching a million bravo shows.

It's just like never, it never stops and it's been so much fun.

I had a great time. Sorry for wrecking everybody's years with that Kiti. Or maybe I'll learn to play before I pull it out next time. My niece was like, uncle, like, learn how to play it before he, she was like, that needs a little work. Oh my God, but it was fun. It's just a big toy for a big baby.

And I just had so much fun and your New York song was so good. And the music, Jake and then Katie and Walter, I mean, everybody was just so good. Our friend Colleen made, she flew into town. She made us all these desserts with our faces on it. Like, they were all these cake pops with our face. We had M&M with our faces on it. You know, I mean, it was just so much fun.

My friends all made t-shirts for my birthday this year. And they all wore them and they just have my big face on them. They say, Ronnie, bro. I mean, it was just such a nice time. I had such a good time, so glad it's over. I'm already tired. I know I had for next year. You know, I've already got the shit.

Now it, but I know that that being said, I know I already feel that way. But also kind of perfect because this week, we have so many shows to recap. And we're actually doing two guest spots, which are very exciting. And I will say that they are traders related. And it's like a crazy workload, but now's, but in the wake of the, of the crappies, I'm like,

whatever, this is nothing. I just am so happy. I'm not memorizing lyrics. I'm not trying to like coordinate with a million people. I want to say, by the way, also, before we get into, you know, the valley, two things that really needed to be shout out. First of all, kids, we like, I, thank you, kids, before capturing this show.

That replay, if you missed it, because obviously we're on the west coast and started like eight o'clock. That's late for a lot of people. If you missed it, that replay is still available

“through the end of next week. I think through the 13th. So we really recommend you watching it”

because the, the video quality was amazing. I was like, oh my god, we are, this looks like TV. So it's really great. It's really great. You can capture. You can relive it. You can see sort of the details you may have missed if you're in the audience. So definitely check it out crappies.kizwe.com. And also shout out to Patreon because Patreon hosted a full-on party, a pre-party on the roof

of this venue. And we went up there. And it was so amazing. There was like, first of

it, they got it catered by something about her, which was great. And I had to say, I'm not, I have no skin in the game. I don't need to promote something about her. But I swear, God, I had a chicken salad sandwich then. I stole it from the party. And it like, it would

Patreon for setting that all up. And thank you to everyone on Patreon, backers who actually, you know,

who came. And I hope you guys all had fun at that party. Yeah. I mean, I almost felt guilty because everything has been so great. And then I came home last night. And I was looking through X Twitter. I still call it Twitter. I don't care. And I was like, yeah, going between Bravo videos, which are kind of sad because, you know, Robert Cosby Jr. died, which is just so just fucking terrible. We haven't really talked about it on the show because what do you say? You know, it's just so sad.

So I was reading stuff about that. I was reading, it's just random Bravo news. And some of it's really fun and funny. And then war videos, just war. Just bombing videos every other video. And I'm like, what the fuck kind of timeline are we listening? I mean, I'm going between like,

is can you more getting evicted to like a bomb? And then, you know, what's Mary Cosby thinking to

“another bomb? And then you have to like search like on the bomb videos like, "Groc is this real?”

You know, you have to look at it on under." That says, "Groc is this real because now people are just putting out a bunch of fake videos." So you can't even tell. It's like, do buys being blown up. And it's like, is do buy being blown up? No, it's not being it. Well, it was going to be blown up. But then, and then all the war technology, I'm like, I didn't even know they had all this. It looks like watching a video game. The world has gone fucking crazy. There was a mass shooting here in

Austin. Well, I was away this weekend at some bar. My niece goes to all this. I mean, it's just like nuts. And then, I'm like, we had such a great time too. It's like so much good. And so much shit at the same time. So, I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, both, you know, the world is going to shit, but just for a little while, let's pretend it's not. And talk about it. Yeah, exactly. Well,

“in the 2020-26 has been a nightmare. But like, at the same time, it's like, that's why I'm actually”

so grateful for like honestly, bravo, but also our community, like to be able to just to convene and for like two hours, two and a half hours, two hours, ten hours, ten hours, 45 hours. For that moment, it's literally still go. We can push out the pain of everything that is happening out there. Like, it's not like, I would not say that one should live their lives by sticking their head in the sand, like an ostrich. Like, you can't do that in life. But you're allowed to do it

for like a little bit every day. I think you're allowed to have a moment where you tune out the stuff that's so depressing and just find a little bit of peace and joy and find your fellow people. And I really am grateful for that. And so, you know, really thanks for everyone for showing up, either in person or virtually. Yeah. I mean, don't stick your head in the sand. Stick it in the glitter. Am I right? All right. Let's get all of it. So today is Monday, March 2nd. We are doing

we're starting with what we skipped last week, which is the valley, Persian style season finale episode nine. Handle with skin care is what it's called. Oh, that's good. That's good. I like that.

“I know. Yeah. I, um, my title is much more clumsy. It's like, um, what is it?”

My title is something like something in the sky with my men. So I mean, it's terrible. But, um, so, uh, they only made it tonight episodes, which I guess they just didn't have enough content. And then the content they did have is like, still yelling at sky. You guys get over it. You guys are all monsters on the show, especially Reza and GG. You guys are monsters. You got another

show. And now you're calling someone else a monster? No. Sky, you're amazing television. I hope

you're on here for 20 years. And if this show doesn't last, I hope you're on 10 other shows. I love you. Yeah. And I love watching you go after these two and give no facts. She still gave no facts by the actor. She gave no facts. She was great. And I like to name as well. I actually really like her. All right. But she is definitely a sleep pillow. I think she's one of those pillows that you sleep on so your face doesn't get wrinkled. It's like one of those soft, smooth, silky pillow.

Like she's very nice. She's very luxurious. But God, hello. Is there anybody in there? I don't even know if there's any life force in that person. She's just like, yeah. And then I got really upset because, I mean, wake up. You're on TV. But I think that she's funny and she's snarking. I like that. And I like that as she, I feel like the relationship with her and Sky is interesting and fascinating. And I'm intrigued to see how they're able to kind of like deal with it, less so

GG. I honestly like someone on Twitter said that what was so interesting about this show is that it was actually the newbies were more fascinating than the veterans. I don't know if that's totally true. I think MJ was MJ and Tommy. That stuff was all very interesting. I actually think Reza was fine. Like Reza, he just sort of was actually more of on the sideline than I expected for this show.

me, I'm unstable. And my love life is a mess in America. Well, love it. It's like, no, it's like, it's not interesting to watch this person who's totally enapted everything, trying to buy a

$14 million house or whatever. That she'll never be able to afford and trying to go into some

like fly by night business. But everything else though about the show is great. So very happy with it.

“Well, I think even the GG stuff was kind of fascinating on its own because it's an L.A. story.”

You know, it's like, how is this person ever going to make it? This person should be in jail, or at least banned from the public in some way, house arrest at the very least. She abuses people. She's terrible. She, you know, assaults people. She makes no effort in life. She fails at everything. And all she does is like fuck ugly dudes to like get her name on businesses. And it's gross. But she's she succeeds.

That I think it's a very nice story. I mean, it ends with her succeeding. It ends with her kind of winning

her season. So it's like, well, you know, welcome to LA, babe. I got this feeling. Okay. Well, let's get into it. We see a recap of the whole season. And now we land in Natasha in a mere house where they are Natasha is waxing hair out of his nose, which is as thrilling as it sounds. And then we go to resin Adams house. Have you ever done that? I've been intrigued. I feel like I'm not quite there yet. We're in need to wax. I can still just pluck, but have you? I got a kit. I got it on one of

our Amazon lives every other Monday when 30 pieces of time. Oh, yes. I got a kit to wax my nose in my ears, but I'm just too scared. I'm terrified. It doesn't sound good. I'm so I was wondering if

you've done it. You know, I'm Lebanese. So that's just a right of passage. It's like I'm a 50-year-old Lebanese man.

It's time. But I just can't make myself do it. So then we go to resin Adams. To a building. And Adam has kind of this thing on his head. It's like a bungee cord thing on his head.

“And he's I don't know swinging himself around by the head. What in the 1952 Jack Lillane was this?”

This was like, this was like when you see that like people in black and white footage would like those like those big like rubber or like leather straps around their stomach or like this. Like those are back to the shakers. I've seen those people are on the thing where they you shake your fat a lot and I guess the fat wants to leave for something. I'll try it. I don't know. Maybe it's the energy. I like that stuff that the I do the passes passive weight loss.

But yeah, he has this like his head is like in some sort of disc and he's like trolling around and he's like it's good for my neck or something. I get made for no sense. And then Resid just gets on one of those like tracts. What does that? What do you call those things again? Were you like you'd lie on it and then it goes backwards and then your fear above your head and you know. Oh, now that I've tried my dad has one of those for his back and you hang

upside down like a vampire. Those are really fun. I forget what those are called but yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap. It's commercial. We got it. Uh, Tony and Greg's house and they're setting up for her party because she's launching a skin by Tony and farm to face organic oil. Farm to face. I actually think that's I please do not if someone says this is farm to face what I'm thinking is like go shit. I'm like

you're putting good shit on my face. Like just say like freshly harvested natural ingredients but

“farm to face is I just think of like manure. I think of chicken feet. I don't love it to me. Like”

for some reason, farm to table sounds delicious. Farm to face. I'm just thinking the worst things I'm putting in my face. Yeah. Also, your off your face is crazy. Just call it farm to fable because you do look kind of like a children's book character. It's just for it all of you. So, um, I was very close to harm to face by the way. I just want to say yeah, harm to face. Yeah. So, um, she's like yeah, this party is a big deal because it's the launch of a new business.

So, I'm kind of terrified and her guy Greg is like hey, we've got the health gas situations that stress you actually. Yeah, because Mer said something about how she said to her that she was not going to come say hi to me at that party. I am so mad how she was going to not say hi to me, but then she did say hi to me. Well, I saw bombs shed today and they said they're going to be at the event. Well, maybe she'll come and say hi to us at our house. I don't know.

I mean, it's my business launch. I want a good vibe. I want positivity. I just want people who

sky, I really don't care if they come. I'm going to say this right now. I guarantee that most

people I should really don't want to be there. Like, oh, wow, I get to go to a skincare launch event in my friend's house. Yeah. Oh, no, you guys want that big face. Oh, he'll launch party. It's Tommy's backyard. Can't wait. It's a good way to go to that. Can't wait to go to that face oil party that smells like a farm. Can't wait. Can't wait for that goat shit on the face party.

“I do love bomb shot though. I think bomb shot to stand out of the season. I like saying his name.”

I'll be at like a supermarket and I'll be like bomb shot. I get to say his name in my head. I just like saying it has a nice name to a bomb shot on the side. So Greg gets another gift for Tony.

Greg is basically cheating. Can we just call it like it is? I mean, how many gifts is he going

to bring this season? That man is cheating on you. So it's a shadow box. She's got a product in it. And she's like, wow, Greg has really been an angel supporting me. He's made so much effort towards communication and romance too. And he's like, yeah, she made a profit passion project. I just love her. They love each other. Okay. So now MJ comes to meet Reza at a place called on the 30. And she's like, okay. So the open house. He's like, oh my god, the open house. Like,

you did so much. I'm so proud of you. That was like so impressive. There was so much going on. But you know what? Like when Tommy came, like Adam was like Tommy's here. But then I felt like

as soon as I walked outside, he was ready to leave. And I don't want to say it hurt my feelings.

But that's like the closest emotion I came up. Like I just wanted to fist bump. Reza, you were trying to sue him and get him thrown in jail. Had a restraining order against him. What do you expect? He said you guys will talk after the season is over. You are not getting a fist bump. Okay. It's not going to happen. So MJ is like,

“Tommy doesn't want to put himself in a position emotionally, because what if he gets hurt again?”

What if he gets disappointed? What if he gets humiliated? Oh, I'm sorry. So we're concerned about Tommy getting humiliated while he's sitting there farting and burping on camera for an entire season. Tommy is humiliated. I'm humiliated every time Tommy comes on TV. Yeah, but what about you? What about you being a single married person at every event? Because you're not sparkling the way you used to spark. He's not there because you have a

restraining order against him. Even if you got it taken away, why are you acting like it's so crazy their hurt? You are the reason her husband's not at the same end. I mean Tommy's also the reason. We have to mention that every time. Tommy's at fault for what Tommy did. Okay. Yeah. But for reds that are just fake. Oh my feelings. You're a monster. Okay.

“I'm starting to get a little bit concerned from my friend. She had her twilight open and it”

has been didn't even show up. I'm not really hearing you say anything positive about Tommy and I'm worried for her. Now that all this like sweeping out of the rug is starting to commit a lot of dust. So MJ says that she's like fighting for this marriage and you know, I know you didn't bring up divorce. But you know, I looked at my kid. I would, you know, I was the exact same age. That's my kid. When my parents split up and you know, she's like, there's no way. I mean,

that like I'm going to be another statistic in my family tree. To the detriment of your happiness. Like, I don't know why Tommy doesn't want to hang out with me. When every time I'm with you, I'm trying to tell you to divorce him. I just don't get it. So MJ is like you're crossing the line. She says, you know, of course I want to like work and improve things. And you know, I feel like we're so far apart. But you know, the love is there. Nobody knows what's best for

me. It's very, very easy to judge from the outside. But look, I have to respect my husband. I have to draw the line. So I feel like MJ is doing kind of like a perfunctory like, hey, I'm on camera standing up for Tommy. So maybe this will get him to shut up and shoot with me at last. Yeah, and she's like, well, I'm trying to make my marriage better. But I don't want to be judged while I'm doing it. And he's like, I'm just telling you to leave him, not judging your marriage. I'm just saying,

it's over. Okay. Do you complain when the, do you, do you say that the credits at the end of the Golden Girls are judging the goat? Golden Girls? No, they're rolling because the show is over. Like, bury them. Okay. It's like done. No more cheesecake in the kitchen. Okay. I'm very serious. I'm going to play the little invisible piano in front of me. Okay, fingers tapping on the table. I've had his hesitation to open up to you because I don't want to get

I fucking told you, you can't trust him. And so I was like, well, I thought I was coming to a friend. And I thought we were at a place in a relationship where we trusted each other. So let me give myself some grace and navigating my relationship.

Fine. I'll never say one more thing about your terrible marriages. It's over already. Like,

whatever. So that's the end of that one. So now we're in the car with Scott and her family. And they're like, why are we going on vacation these this summer? And she's like, um, we're going to go visit the air one in Greece or the air one in Bora Bora. I'm not really sure.

“Although to be fair, Bora Bora is what I call the valley. Oh, what's a Bora Bora?”

So then GG goes to a salt cave with Resa Jax, you know, which is, you know, as you may remember from various real housewives. Apparently this is like in every city, there's a some strip mall in the suburbs. We're like next to like a Joe's pizza and, you know, some like, if it's a game stop right in the middle, there's like a come sit in the back room

with salt on the walls and on the floor. So they go to that and it's and Resa Jax is like,

it's been a long couple of weeks. Lots of drama. So I thought this would be a neat place to show coolness. I like how come, how do I, how I calm down because, you know, she needs that a lot sometimes. Yeah. So he lays in the sand and she's walking on his back and stuff. I'm saying, "Oh my God, did you just get hard?" He's like, "No." So it's like, "I'm just such a man, he's there in my natural state of being, and he's just an appetizer for me." I mean,

intimately Gonesa, whoo! Dangerous and I'm sexy too! The danger turns into sexy if you don't control it, or maybe it's the other way around, I'm so bad. This is, so he's like, "Oh my God, I'm so stressed from trying to make this friend group work." And she's like, "But Skye, like, kept fucking with everybody at the fucking table,

“and my friend Tantan, yeah, you know, that's what I call her because we're like this. We're intimate.”

We're intimately Gigi. My friend Tantan genuinely was fucking hurt. You don't hurt fucking Tantan." Skye has been saying so many bad things about me, about my friends, about the valley. She pissed me off, she's pissing off my friends, she's pissing off, vinyl in boulevard, I don't like the bitch! She said that she went under the, she went below the belt, which I'm not really sure.

She went below the belt, but, but I guess I think the guy sucks. Skye, like, I don't like going to circus liquors. Wow, don't say that about the valley. So, she's like, "I can taste the salt." He's like, "Yeah, and it's coming from you, 'cause you're salty. Bingsy, by the way." I know, and by the way, nope. Also, let's not overlook Gigi. Once again, reminding us that she's a bad girl.

“She's like, "I hope she does and talks shit about me, because we don't want Loch Ness”

to come back. I just got out of Gigi and I learned some things. I'm trying to be good, but I can be really bad. Watch out." During interrupted this comic girl, she's on a rampage. That's right, I can put on a leather jacket and she's some gum. Scare your real good, okay?

So now Tommy and MJ go to therapy and he's wearing a button-up shirt and a tie. Yeah, so he's really making an effort, you know, physically to show that he's not. Well, this is how you know he's brought by the way.

Because if he feels like he already has to like dress up for the first time we've ever seen him

dressed up since his wedding, just to impress the therapist, then you know you're in the wrong a bit, right? So they go to the office of Dr. Waspivon Wasperson. I love this lady. She comes in all glammed up. She reminds me of like Deborah Rush, a wonderful character, just Deborah Rush. If you know where you know her, if you don't. Well, we grew up, she's great. And she comes in and she's like, "Hello, I'm Dr. Marshall." And so I'm just like,

"Well, we were just talking about Tommy's anger issues." So I'm glad that we can get started. Let's not forget that. Yeah, yeah, I mean, let's get into what's wrong with me. It's me. It's all me. I'm like Taylor Swift. I'm the problem. It's me. Okay, let's do it. What's going to be one of those therapies? He doesn't have to punch a pillow and shit. Like, what am I going to do? Like pick a booger out of my nose, make into a shit,

and tell you what, then try and see. He doesn't have to punch a bullshit. I mean, of course,

shirt. Who the fuck want to talk about me? And he's going off already in this lady. I mean,

“I think that they're probably in therapy in calibases or something. It's probably local because”

she looks so snotty, and she looks like she's just jumping Tommy from the second he walks in.

And rightly so, because he's acting like an idiot from the very start of it. And then he gives us his sob story, which is a legit sad story. But he's like, I got no problem with therapy. You know, my mom died at 13. No dad. Trust me. I've avoided therapy for a very long time. I don't know that that's true. I mean, the other stuff I get, but I don't, you don't come off as someone who's gone to therapy for a long time. Do you mean,

did he mean David Busters? I think he meant, and I think he meant how to mistake there. I mean, I've been going to, I've been going to time for a long time. You know, I love playing the ski ball therapy. Um, no, he obviously has a very traumatic backstory. And it's actually very heartbreaking. And for people who did not watch us sunset, he goes into it more there. And it's like, it's very emotional. And he's definitely a man with a, like, he has turbulent emotions in

their very raw. And I think that's actually what's very appealing about him is that you, you see him grapple with this stuff. And you feel like he's trying to do the right thing. But he's also kind of just like, kind of like broken in many ways. So Dr. Marshall is like, okay, well, tell me what brings you in here today. I've got another appointment about 25 minutes. So let's wrap this up. Okay. Yeah, I'm not saying much. I scheduled you right before lunch.

Not that I'm going to eat it, but I do still like to stare at a sandwich in a magazine. So please, let's get through this. But one another red flag is Tom, he's telling us all this stuff. And he's like, you know, I've been to therapy, but a lot of the therapists. So we've dealt with sock, they sock. Yeah, because they all tell you that you're yelling Tom. Yes, you know, and Tom, he's like, well, that means all the therapists suck. Mill, they don't, you know, it's like yelling

“at the, the, the ref. So he's like, Mary, right? That's what brings us here. And MJ's like,”

we've been married for seven years. And those were years that were rough. And I would express dissatisfaction in the connection. He's like, oh, wow, God, sorry, I'm not perfect. It's just so many critiques, geez. It's like, what do you call up, dual? It's like, I can't even make dinner without her thing. It's a little pity, dog. I mean, come on. And then we see a montage of MJ being like, can you tuck in your shirt? Can you, like, try to eat that food over your plate? Do you need

a napkin for the catch upon your stomach? Open the toilet. So Dr. Marshall's like, well, you know, whenever couples fight about, you know, whatever they fight about, it's usually downstream of something deeper that propels the criticism, which in your case, I think is MJ, it's unmet needs in disappointment or longing for something more. Maybe a husband who doesn't talk like a cartoon character from the 1950s, right? What the fuck? I don't do any of that. Do you know what I mean?

What are we? What is this joke? What do you sign felt? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's time for everybody, and that means, come on. Hold on, just writing this down to laugh about with my

other therapist friends at lunch in a second. Okay, I just, I got that. Thank you. This is how

she feels though. All right, all right, okay, that's a little bit of you. Okay, cool. Okay, well, we're just going to, we're just talking about how both of you feel right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it. I got a guess what? Another sucky therapist back here. Oh, well, I'm writing the Yelp review right now. The Sturpest socks. Sturpest stretch. What the fuck is another me? I'm many bullshit. It's a bunch of bullshit. She's like, okay, now, you know, can we, he's, he's, oh,

she's saying part of being a couple is having friends together in social events together. So you being around her friends is something that I would really work on. He's like, oh, God, that's ridiculous. You know, I'm many parties that I've been to, what she's abandoned me the second that we walked

“in there. And especially like, I don't like being around people. Why got nothing coming with?”

Well, you know, I'm sorry, but we can't all be a basketballer every day. Yeah, I think that also like if it's a work event, I think that, you know, part of bringing, like, your, your significant other tool work event is you have them as like an island to go back to if things are weird or awkward, but you also know, like, their role also is, they're, they're, they're, I think they're supposed to support you either being next to you or just by being in the room. So that way, if you can go off and go

solo and do your networking or whatever, but you always know you can go back to them. And like,

Tommy, for him to be like, whoa, I've always been abandoned at a party. Well, I mean, sir, like, sometimes she just has to work. I mean, I know not all parties are work parties, but I sort of get the sense that he's talking about these things with the shots as sunset.

Yeah, I like my friends. So no, but he talked to people. Talks about, you have to make an effort,

you don't know if you're going to have a neat thing in common, unless you like make an effort,

“all you have to do is really sit there and smile. Most people just want to see how you're reacting”

to them. They don't give a shit about you or what's going on in your life. So if you can just sit in a room and smile and say, mm-hmm, what do you do? Think you're fine. You know, that's all the time. He sure says words. This shit is. So, but he doesn't want to make that effort. And this is poor doctor. It's like, but can you see how it's made me the same cycle, MJ? You presented me for being an apartment or ship, Tommy. You think about when you're minimized or diminished or

asked to not, you know, burp out Taylor Swift songs. And then MJ, you know, you could have set

because you're alone, but Tommy, you get upset and then you leave her alone. Do you understand?

He's like, oh, whatever, man, okay, this is me. All right, we're sitting here talking like, oh, hey, Tommy, what are you going to do to fix this? What are you going to do? Like, what are my lap oils, guys? What are you coming in for in the oil change? This is my fucking job. Fuck you guys. And I love this moment where he's like, oh, it feels like I've got a whew, like, I'm just got everything figured out, but I've got to work on my anger. Oh, wow, I'm the

one who's got issues. I'm the one that's got the problem. And she just looks at him and goes, I think you do need to work on your anger. I just love she's like, yeah, that's exactly right. He's grunking. He's screaming at the, he's like, I mean, I know we do his voice like that all the time,

“but he's literally, oh, yeah, like it. Tommy got a fucking angry show. Yeah, that's what you're coming for.”

Tommy's got it. She's like, yeah, you. She's got her finger on the button under her desk, like, yeah, but she just also giving them that, like, waspistair, like, sir, you should be so lucky that you get to, but when she says, you do have to work on that asshole. I love that because I almost feel like, yeah, yeah, he was almost like looking for a no, no, no, no, no, we both have to work on things. And she was like, no, you have to work on your anger. Yeah, she was giving him a lot of

like, someone's about to like spray her, uh, windshield wiper at a stoplight. You know, she's just like, 100% please don't. Okay. Yeah, well, I don't have cash. Yeah. So you realize we are not sitting in the outfield of the meds game right now. Okay. Work on your anger. Well, yeah, but you know what, I don't getting angry for no reason, because there's very few compliments. There's one thing, you know, I don't get gone with my compliments. Like, for fuck sake, Tommy, you put the lid down. Congratulations.

Here's your blue fucking ribbon. So then he's like, you know, when my mom died, I moved in with my grandparents and they would fight and they would say terrible things to each other and all they did was talking negative and they, and I didn't like it. So I left. Yeah, but you're doing the same thing.

Like, do you not see what you're like to hear yourself? Right. Right. And it's always shocking.

I mean, this is a very human thing, which is that people like, they are scarred by their upbringings and, and I feel like on some level, they're thinking, I never want to repeat that while they're actively repeating it. So Tommy is saying how we lived on the street and, and that's, she goes,

“and he says, that's how I feel a lot of the time that she speaks to me like that. She's like,”

oh, you feel criticized. Is that, is that how you feel it's hard to tell because you're screaming all the time? And, um, she's like, yeah, that sounds really terrible. You had to live on the street and not even hear in Calibass. I mean, living on the street in Calibass is beautiful. Right? You had to live on the street in Queens. Oh, my God. So she's like, yes, he's like, you know, every time he's like, I was living on the street and when I feel, when she speaks to me that way,

I feel she says criticize and he's like, yes, that's it. And she's like, yeah, that sounds horrible living on the street. But, you know, of course, you're going to feel unimportant and disposable, but like you soft to do stuff, you know, and she's talking about what it means to be triggered and getting reactivated over and over again and he's like, yeah, I don't doubt it. And so I'm just putting her hand on his knee and she's talking about how heartbreaking it is to hear how he

grew up because she knows this, you know, and she's like, and it's a shitty cycle. But at the same time, like, as adults, it's our job to not do that. You know, and it's not easy. I mean, listen, I'm spending my entire adult life not becoming my mother. So I'm around my right away, go away, you know, but I think that like, I think what's so sad for Tommy, if I can read between the lines and I don't really know the full story of him and his treatment, et cetera. But when

he says, every therapist I see is so sucky, you get the sense that he's trying to work on this, even that's why he says, I'm okay with therapy. He's trying to work on it, but like the fact that every therapist is sucky makes me feel like he just can't hear some tough truths. He probably

watching it. It's obviously a little reckless to do that with people's, but also it's TV. So who cares?

But I kind of get the sense that people have been trying to get through to him and he just he can't hear anything. He thinks he's he thinks he's open, but I don't know if he really is open. He's stubborn. And he wants everything to be easy for him and had it to him. You know, like it's very easy for him to just kind of marry somebody who's on TV and then just kind of live off of them, you know, which is what he's doing. And then any time there's a problem,

it's them. And it's not him. And he's just going to be stubborn and he's going to yell and he's

“going to argue and he's going to end up alone. And that's what he fucking gets, you know? So he”

doesn't have to make the changes if he doesn't want to, but it's not anyone else's responsibility to put up with that shit forever, you know? So. Well said. This Dr. Marshall is so funny. She goes,

"Okay, here's going to be my final advice because I will never see you to again.

You, Tommy, you need to get some trauma informed therapy, okay? Because it doesn't have to be forever, just like kind of raise your consciousness level. Okay." So my specialty are women whose husbands have cheated on them and I think this is just really against my brand. So why don't you see some trauma informed therapy? Thanks so much. Hi, I'm okay. She's like, you're a crash test dummy. So maybe get therapy for that. So I'm just like, you know, I feel like my partner needs to step up.

So here we are. So now we go to Natasha and Amir holding hands and they're driving and

“they are going to the graveyard. I'm just going to say I find, I've said before, I find this story”

line to be actually very fascinating. I find it to be actually very emotional. It's a little boring, though, to be. I mean, I'm like, it's weird to be something something so fascinating, but also kind of

boring. I mean, basically, they go to the grave. So like, this is the big thing that they've been

working towards. They go to the cemetery. She comes face to face with it. There's crying. I'm getting choked. I got choked and I'm not getting choked to right now, but I was like, oh my god, this is very emotional. But there really isn't much more to say about like literally nothing funny happens here. It's just two people going to a grave stone. Yeah. So then we go back to MJ and Tommy's house and they're setting up for their podcast. And she's

like, wow, so I wanted to tell you, I met with Reza and then next thing I know, he's giving me relationship advice. And then he came at me like, well, you don't think your husband not coming around isn't being supportive. And you know, and that was a line that was crossed. Okay, I know that you're supposed to tell your spouse everything. But if you're trying to get your spouse to go hang around your friends, this is not the way to do it. What are you doing? I think this was like MJ's

weird way of demonstrating that she has Tommy's back and that she's not going to throw him to the wolves by tricking him into like shooting the TV show. And then they got everyone comes after him.

“Like, she's going to have his back. I think that's what she's trying to do. But I don't see how this”

is helpful towards rebuilding his relationship with Reza. Yeah, this is not a good move. So it's like, you know what, last, last time things with me and Reza got so bad that you got infuriated went to his home, you know, destroyed property. And then it wasn't, you know, you were in court and had to go to jail and stuff. So you know what I'm going to do to fix this? I'm going to tell you the shit that Reza was talking about you. Like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Stop it. So then we go to

Reza and Adam talking about it. And Reza's like, you've made me feel so sad. Like, you can't even tell anybody they're in a dead end relationship anymore. And I just like to remind everybody again that Reza dumped Adam went on their wedding trip with his friends and left Adam at home. And then married Adam in a surprise wedding at a restaurant where Adam didn't get to invite his friends. So just for everyone sitting there listening to Reza talk about his personal or his perfect relationship,

this fucking guy. So Adam's like, well, who knows? Maybe she was having a bad day and she'll be able to pull you to this side and be like, I'm so sorry. I snapped at you, but there was no mint at the supermarkets who makes a boolean. Did my memories for me correctly? Did Adam's to boolean not making a appearance in the season finale of the show. He wasn't feel like a shirt. Oh, you're right. It was interpretation. I actually loved Adam's shirt. It was very cute. I actually like Adam

aren't. I have that like 70s clip or 60s clip aren't as a picture in my house. I love it.

valley, you know, remember they used to live in Atwater Village and there was like their sad home

with, with the assault happened with Tommy. But now that they live in the valley, Adam just put around. He makes the boolean. He waters plants. He rotates around in some archaic fitness contraption. He's living the best life. I'm really happy for him. Except for the tantric yoga. We don't, we don't have to have that again. But everything else Adam's, you know, living like an idealized, tame gay life. Yeah. Yeah. He's living the tame gay life. He was a born to live.

“So then we go to Sky and bombsawed and she's showing him different outfits and she's like, honestly,”

is there any way we can just skip this party and not go? And he's like, I don't want to skip the party. I want to go to it. I'm like, I want to support Taneen. If she came out with a really good moisturizer for dogs. But I'm not really comfortable coming. He's like, I got you. You got me? Yeah, disgusting. You don't know me. He's like, I'm just gonna say straight out, hey, listen, I'm here to support Taneen. And while I just have this conversation another time, another place.

Hashtag bomb shot. That's that bomb shot advice. She's like, yeah, you think they're going to let you just walk away from a conversation, you know how they are. And he's like, well, they can't for you to talk. And she's like, oh, really, have you met them before? Okay. You won't leave. The other one comes back. The other one comes. The other one leaves. Then the other one comes back. She's so right, too. And he's like, but you let them. It's like, what is she supposed to do? Stand there with a baseball bat.

And she's like, but they're growing fungus from every in gold. There's people. She's very love this bench. She is so mean and cold. And she's so right. All like, it cannot be emphasizing up the fact that they put someone on the valley who hates the valley is just tremendous. So bomb shots like, don't let them. You think you think you and Taneen are ever going to be friends again. Just be our friends. But you know, in a very different compartment, cheap, fungus growing

“compartments. You know where they grow the mushrooms when they sell them to supermarket. That's what”

Taneen is. Yeah. So she says that she still considers Taneen a friend. And so she's going to go support her even though she hates everybody there. And she's like, but, you know, the only way I'm coming is if you put this on. And she gives him a red light mask. And he's like, get out of here. You're not going to put this on me. See, I know how to say no. Next thing you know, he's in the mask. Take a look. I know, fungus. Now it's fungus. Now it's time for the big skincare launch. And people start to show

up. Gigi shows up with Dennis. He's in like this blue and white shirt. And Vita is there. I love that Vita just sort of putters around in the background of the group scenes. They just are like, I guess, I feel like. She just, she just, she's worth it. I'm so happy to have one every scene. I know. Yeah. Taneen's like, hi. Can I get you something to drink? No, I don't drink. So can I get you something else? Champagne.

One thing I'm going to say is that over the weekend, so we did the show at the fondat theater,

which is great. Thank you to the fondat theater. But they had this amazing video wall. Normally

when we do the crappies, we have like a screen. We do this sort of like a visual presentation of the background of the nominees and everything. And this venue had the, had an enormous, beautiful, high-res video wall. And made everything look very glamorous. But what was funny was that when we put the nominees up, their faces were so big. And I'll tell you, having like a 25 foot tall Vita face right behind you, that was an image. She was nominated for Mother of the Year. And

like that, that bright red lip is a boom. That was the funniest thing. Just looking up behind and saying like, like giant Vita. It's a striking visual for me. So M.J. gets there and she's telling Reza Jax that things are awkward with Reza. What does she do?

And then locals here, it's me. I don't want things to get weird. Can we talk for a second? Listen,

I only have about 10 minutes to talk about your shit done relationship, okay? And then she's like, yeah, okay. So he's like, I'm not happy with the way things went down. And honestly, my intention didn't translate. And I feel like we took 20 steps back. I felt the same way. And I just feel like we've worked way too hard. And I can't have that conversation with you about my husband. That's okay. The thought of us going back to six years ago was literally like just unimaginable to me,

because that was when I wasn't able to see baby shams. So they hug. And he's like, I love Merris very

“much. And I feel compassion. And if you want to keep sweeping things under the rug,”

that's okay. I love you. And no matter what you decide, I'm going to be here for you, despite your terrible decisions and repressed feelings about your own feeling marriage.

So Adam is wearing his Valley Girl Diamond's necklace. Because you're my best friend, Gigi. I got you a necklace and says, tea. Frantabooly. Dennis and Gigi sit down to have a very important business meeting. Okay, Dennis, we got to figure out what's next for us. He's like, yeah, so I like the way things that go on with both businesses. Yeah, me too. What are those businesses again? Ah, it's like, well, I got

great news. My boy, Dan wants to give you a billboard on the Vegas trip. Let's just throw money at the Vegas trip. That'll solve everything. Right, Gigi. Stop it. Stop it. Sales are going to go through the roof. When you're driving to Vegas, you're going to see intimately Gigi and think, wow, I could have that woman's head up my ass. If I just gave over $20. And then don't forget about Valley Girl. Wow, tills and diamonds. I've really made it, Dennis. Well, the good

girl, the good news about Valley Girl is that we got the diamonds. They're great quality. Nothing shady about this operation whatsoever. And now we just got to handle the website, the marketing,

“probably you have to get a permit from the city, start an LLC, maybe register with, uh, get some”

distribution. You know, just mine a little things. And by the way, I found two houses that I think would be good for you would be really good. They're in a gated community where I live. And that's

where you're really closer over 4,000 square feet. So he's basically like, I found houses for you.

We're, I don't know, every something. This guy is so shady like that. He just finds high-found houses. And I don't, I don't trust anything about this. Yeah, I don't need there. And he's like, you know, it's on my side, but I'm still going to chip in. Wow, I really won. So yeah, Gigi, she's got businesses handed to her in our house. So, yep, you know, there you go. She won it. So then we got to Vida and she goes up to Ressa and Ressa and she goes, Redza, I want you to meet somebody

whose name is Ressa. And then Amir's asking, so they're all like, oh my God, he's sky coming. And Adam's like, they're on Persian standard time. PST. Yeah. And they're like, oh, look at you, Adam. Adopting dresses. Do you have that card, Adam? Do you have that card? It's called "Switching Bitches." Don't be such a white girl. That is so white girl of you. Bitches be like, I'm lead. Who I did it? So Greg is like, Greg is saying, no, if

sky doesn't come with a really fucked up. And he's like, no, it's not. I mean, after what MJ said, I think I'm like, I just don't know what to say. Natasha is like, what did she say? She's like, you're not saying hi to her. And she goes, she'll come say hi to me and who talks like that.

“That's what MJ told me. I'm hoping she said it in some other better way. So it's a good old”

fashion. You're not going to say hi to her. So stupid. But you guys did say hi to each other, Tony, come on. What do you need to fight about this? I'm going to fight with her because she said she wasn't going to say hi to me before she said hi to me. What? So this is their big

fight and then a sky and bomb shot finally arrive. And everyone's like, oh my god, it's going

bomb shot. And what are we going to do? And President, you're like basically OG's like res MJ and GG are like, how are we going to go with like Amber Scott? We're going to Amber Scott because they're going to, you know, this is what they do. This is what their group does. So they come in and she needs like, hi, it's guys like how's it going? It's like good. How are you? I'm good. You look fabulous. Thanks. So do you, I mean, what a bitch. Am I right? It's guys such a fucking bitch saying hi. How's it going?

You look fabulous. I'm going to tell you about it. And then Natasha's like, wow, it's so nice seeing you guys talking. And it's guys like, oh, you're funny. Why wouldn't we not talk? This crazy. So, um, you know, sky is saying, oh, nice job, great party, and Tony and says, well, I've got to say, like, there's an elephant in the room. Is it dry? We could moisturize it with your moisturizer. Like, lubed them commercial. You know, they do like the alligator. You could do elephant.

So she's like, no, I just, I feel like from our last conversation, I felt like we ended it on a

“good note as much as we could. And I think there's a lot to get over. But when I was at MJ's”

party, she said, you said something like, oh, well, she shall come and say hi to me. This guy's like, well, she said, why did I go say hi? I said, of course, I'm not going to say hi, when she's sitting with a bunch of people. I don't even talk to you. And then it like cuts

to basically the rest of the cast, like staring at them like, look at her. Look at the exact same thing,

standing in a line against a wall, staring at her, getting ready to take turns to go get her.

That is how the conversation was. Because, okay, well, that's very different than what she told me. But do not take anybody's word, come to me and ask me. And I will tell you exactly what happened. I won't see you very well, because I will be squinting like this.

I will tell you what happened, which will always be something like, I said something

while I was wishing I was at era one. It's a sky. It's like, well, this is me doing it. I'm asking you now. So, well, because these people, they love to sit down and twist and turn. And this is how they live their life. And I can't. I can't do it, you know. So then, Reset, Natasha and GGR. I guess within your shot, because Reset is like, sky is saying to tanning that related twist things around. She also said that Natasha,

“you're a bitch. GGR at the edge. And that I am actually secretly straight. How could she even say that?”

Twist things around. They twist things around. They, who's they? Us. But what are we twisting? What are we twisting? I'll tell you what I'm going to twist. Her head right off of her neck.

That stupid. Are you going to say something to her? I'm going to have to say something.

Well, it's a lot of fun. Somebody needs to say something. So, um, a sky is like, oh my god, look, these hyenas are waiting to jump by the way. The hyenas just look around. Please. There are like such simple things. And then they create such something completely different. Look at these stupid people over here. Like, like, it gets to them and they're like, "Fill me at the mouth." And like, "Fill me at the ground."

So it turns like, okay, well, instead of going at to each other, which is what I would expect from us, you know, I want us to fight for us and for, to have a

“fucking conversation after and be like, "Bitch that wasn't cool." And I'll be like, "Fuck you."”

And then we can just move on. It's just like, "I agree 100% with you." And we can even have that moment outside of the valley, maybe. We can talk about that maybe and what's Hollywood. New air won't open this weekend. My favorite part of this is me saying, "Beach, can I just say this?" Okay, well, that would work. Okay, you know, from the bottom of my heart, I'm not even being sarcastic. I love you. You know, I love you. Now we cry. Let us cry.

Oh, I'm going to cry. I love that. That sky evidently says, "I love you, sarcastically enough that she's cause I'm not even being sarcastic this time." And I say, "I love you." Oh, I love you. I have to do that. Because when I'm being sincere with people, they just look at

me and I'm like, "No, I'm not, I'm not kidding." I do feel like that was a big first guy to be like,

just going to say, "I'm not being sarcastic." I love you. I felt like that was really sincere for her. Yeah, so they call each other idiots and then hug. And so now they see a light at the end of the tunnel, so they're happy. And to me, it's like, you know, you're my little sister, even though you're older, beach. See, it's already working. So they're making jokes. And then we go to bomb shot in Amir and Natasha. And Natasha's like, "Oh my God, they're hugging." And Resa's like,

"Oh, really? Well, I could hear her talking shit about us, MJ." And Tony was in Defendicus. Let's get her to. No, he's like, "Oh, like, I can't believe this group would be accused of twisting things as Resa, like they're just reconciling." And really all they said, all that what's her face said was like, "No, this is what I said. I didn't want to go over there because all those people don't like me and I don't like them." So I was going to say, "How do you after

you? Oh, wow, to need wasn't defending us." Wow, I wonder why you're being accused of twisting things around? Exactly. So Tony tells them, you know, she sky-apologized and she started the conversation and then MJ goes, "To him, to me." Oh, so Amir's like, she didn't bring up anyone else. Well, she did bring them up and not in a good way, you know, she said they're going to come attack me. She did say that. Oh, really? She said, "Who's going to come attack her? What? I'm going to kill her."

That man out there. She just wants to bark and talk shit about my friends and I'm tired of it. So if you think you're gonna, you're good at being tough, let me show you what tough is. I was like, "Wow, you're actually doing our impersonation of you." That's just sad.

“She's literally acting like a 1985 bully in like Punky Brewster. "Hey, kid, if you want to be”

part of our group, you know, to drink this glass of rug and ketchup, okay?" Like, "Okay, let's relax, GG." So Tony gives a speech and thinks everyone for coming and then they start taking pictures and stuff. So someone asks guy to take a picture and right behind, sky is GG Resa and Resa Jackson. And GG's like, "Can I purse something on accident?" And Resa's like, "Yeah, do it. Do it. Do it." But it'll be an accident though. And Resa's like, "No, come here. Any tries to pull her away."

She just throws it on her. She throws it on her. She acts like, "What?" And throws a drink all over

“sky. Even though she does this because not from any sort of first hand beef that she was in,”

it's because someone told her that she was talking shit. I mean, there was a moment before where MJ came up to Skines and goes, "Are you guys talking shit about us?" And Skines goes, "Oh,

fuck off." So like, there is some like first hand hostility. But like GG, it's not your fight

in the sense that like, you didn't interact with Skye about this. So you just threw booze on her. And like, you know if someone did that to GG, she would be like, "Oh, wow. You're really started it." Now, it was such a stupid thing. And it was also really what we know of it. It was, was a desperate attempt to have a reality show moment to get into the trailer to do something with the season finale. She was just being a reality star in that moment. And it just was kind of sad.

Well, they've pinned their whole season on fighting with Skye. And Skye is like, "I'm not fighting with these idiots." Like, "I'm not giving them that." And so she didn't get to have the fight. You know, she headed this fight, planned in her head where she was going to throw wine all over her at the end of it. And she didn't get the fight, so she should just threw the wine anyway. You know? Yeah. That's basically exactly it. Right. I wish that Skye had called the police,

because that's a salt. We've learned. Yeah. Because we've seen a lot of drinks thrown on these shows. So now we know that is a salt, okay? Yeah. And just normally it wouldn't say that on a housewife show or anything, but on this, G3's a monster. And she already come up on her physically before. And GG needs to be cut at the quick. It's ridiculous. And she's like an interesting monster. That's the problem. Like Skye is like a fun campy arch monster. Whereas GG is just like, again,

it seems like she's just trying to like be something that she saw out of Archie or whatever. And just this is like, ugh, it just feels lame. It doesn't feel authentic. I mean, she's even named

“lock Mesa. And that's the board most boring monster of all time. Like, what does that monster even do?”

It's just like kind of swims and people see it occasionally. Yeah. It like never even attacks

anyway. It's like not even scary. It's like a few of us. It's just like, hey, guys, I don't know, you haven't seen me for a couple hundred years. I am still here. I'm selling anal till close now with my face on it. Okay. Oh, my god. Look at that monster. Oh, no. Oh, no. They see me. Okay. I got to go away now. I got to go. It's basically at the bottom of the Loch Ness monster. Oh, GG. I was just trying to take a photo of you for the national choir. So, anyway, she's in she's furious and she's like,

get this fucking idiot out of my set right now. Get out of your get out of your GG. And Adam's just sitting there. You know, Adam's a little shit head to you. That's not why I'm not happy. Never mind. I take a stupid guard, I mean, in his, you know, stupid gardening and his happy life and his head machine. He's a little asshole, too. Yeah. I think they're like smurking like it's so funny. And Jesus, like, what? There's no problem over here. No, I'm being serious. You get out. Or I'm calling

the police. And I'm being serious. Get her out. And Adam's like, you mess with my best friend, GG. You don't mess with parish and chicks in my right girlfriend. One person chick to another. I mean, while bomb shot is like, I will have you back. No matter what, he's like just off in a corner, just like laughing with the guys. And they're like, what happened is, but the like bomb shot has no clue. He has no idea. Bomb shot. So guys inside, and she's like screaming. She's like, he's

girly, psycho, psycho. And they are like, then, you know, they're just trying to hammer down. And GG's like, fuck her, fuck her. So Greg goes up to bomb shot and he's like, hey, do you know what's going on with your wife? He's like, no, what's up? And is she having a lovely time today? Like, um, she just went crazy, which by the way, she didn't just go crazy. GG threw a drink at her. Yeah, I don't know. Like, they all repeat these stories. So bomb shot goes in and she's like,

she threw a drink at me from the back. And he's like, oh, she's an animal. An animal. And then

“to GG and Adam. Adam's like, I think she's the app. I don't see her. And they're laughing.”

And, um, in front, Tony is like, guys, I can't have my date in like this. What are get broader people going to think of Tony Moisturizer? And guys, like, babe, I'm sorry. I was

not doing anything. I just, I know you weren't. You know, I will never put on a show. Okay. And if I do,

it's not going to be in the valley. It'll be in like, you know, century city, right? And so it means like, obviously, I think I'm more magical, NASA, because sky didn't do anything to trigger this. And I don't really know what to do. I just, I'm just trying to bring some piece to the situation. And if not, piece, at least some oil to put on your animals. Yeah. And Tony is like, come on, bomb shot. And he's like, no, I'm not going to leave my wife. And she's like, you tell her to leave.

Guys, like, you tell her to leave right now. So, um, it rises like, oh, my good. What happened?

well, I was standing like this. And then, you know, she's got too close to my proximity, because she wanted to take pictures. And I said, you know what? I should, should I throw my drink?

“And then Adam said, yes, you should, person, girlfriend. And I said, okay, whoops. And then”

we'll have to drink when I'll lower her. I'd regret nothing. I did it.

It means like, Adam, because I never said that. What? I did it. Okay. Put me back in jail.

Put me in lock up. Take me away from general pop. Okay. Because I'm dangerous. Don't make sure I don't get a shiver in my hand, because I'm gonna caught a bitch. Be careful of GG. I don't know what happened after the wine flew. I mean, what gravity does is up to John Mayer in the earth. Okay. Oh, yeah. God, I'm such a bad girl that when I'm threatening someone, I invoke John Mayer. Rock and roll bitches. So Greg's like, can we just not do that? But I'm not touching anybody.

Look at me, not touching anybody. And they make her promise. She's like, hey, I promise. So now Sky is talking to Tony and it's Tony is like, oh, I told her she cannot ever throw wine again. Oh, wow. Great way to stand up for your friend. George, GG is known to be for being a rule follower. So I'm really glad that to need an added that rule to their group dynamic. That's a good idea. How do you just go up and be

a police don't throw wine on anyone else? Get her the fuck out of here. What an asshole.

“So Amir has to talk to GG like GG's one of his kids. He's like, if you were her, what would you do?”

Oh, you can't say that because I would never ever have been that pretentious if I were her.

Okay. Oh, really? Who's insisting on a five bedroom house with no job? You fucking, yes, you're a person. So then Reza Jax gives a speech about celebrating Tony. And then Sky tells us, look at this group. There's going to be a lot of people who don't like me or who hate my guts, but guess what? I don't care. I did hear that the Haley Bieber smoothie at Erwan has been discontinued and I'm wondering if

a sky is, is okay. So Reza Jax has in Persian culture dancing is a sure way to get everybody to forget about their bullshit, their grudges and bring them together to be present. Life has ups and downs, so fuck it. So they start dancing and everything. And now it's another other culture stamped. So we go to, yeah, the next day and Greg comes to Tony and Drew and he misses her. And she's like, well, you could sometimes sleep here.

Then we go to Adam and Reza's and they're getting a couple's massage. I mean, these two are

just doing shit that I never want to see them do on this show. There's like, how many things

can you guys do that? I just don't need to see on my TV. Then we go to Natasha and Amir's, they're playing with the kids and still talking about should we have another kid? Reza Jax is playing with his dog. He goes, I'm open to a long term relationship. Doesn't mean that I've locked up my thingy. You know, you think I'm selling a bit? Are you crazy? And he does that thing where he like lowers his chin, but looks at you from the

top of his eyeball. They look okay. And then cooking class, sky and bombshatter and cooking class. And sky's like, you know, it's not just about me and him. It's about our kids. And we're very dedicated. He's like, yes, and of course there are challenges. And of course there's ups and downs. And you know, how far away, how many times can they say that they're ups and downs in this episode? I just realized we've said that phrase like 15 times over the course of the past hour.

So like the same thing guys, talk about ups and downs. Up to that level. Me is so I'm seeing my children how to cook and also how to call the bartender when they are supposed to. Now a GG's house, they're moving into a new house.

“A adult life is hard. And it's always going to be hard. And I'm okay with it because I have”

dot hard time. I will be grown now. I don't know. We may not be pumping products, but we're still pumping our bitches. And I'm just like, yeah, the more we live, the more we go on different paths. But I forgot what I was saying. And then, and then I'm Jan Tommy's house. The whole family's there with me. It's like a sitcom ending. They're like, oh wow, look at this. Everything won't go real well. And there's a caterpillar. Wow, look at that caterpillar. The caterpillars like sorry, you have

anger issues. Wow, you shut the fuck up, you caterpillar. And then we see a text on the screen that says October 17th, Mercedes files for divorce a month later. She moved out. Tommy moved into a new place

town. Don't don't don't. Can I say I actually, this is a case from like, we're not going to pick up the cameras? I mean, MJ and Tommy have been like, that's a long standing bravo relationship I would have liked. They couldn't even imagine 10 episodes. They're not going to pick up cameras for an extra episode. You mean to tack onto the end of this one or something? Yeah, I'm like, it just felt like they just looped just at, they're like, oh, and by the way, they're divorced. Wait, what? Well, maybe

the screen is finally over the picking the cameras back up for the most obvious turn of the screen.

“They just don't have the budget for it. I'm sure that I think that's what that means. But, um,”

yeah, it was a, it was a really good season. I felt like, um, I felt like it was, I wish was on at like a different time of the year. You know, we had a big bravo drought over the summer, and I think this would have been a perfect thing to have on over the summer just because, um, I felt like there was a lot of stuff happening in this first quarter on bravo. And just like, I think, honestly, they again, traders sucked up so much space. So I would like bravo to

bring this show back and just put on a different time of the year when we can kind of give it the love it deserves. Yeah, get on it, bravo. Yeah. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We will talk to you next time. Bye. Bye.

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