Watch What Crappens

Watch What Crappens

Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

<p>A daily podcast that revels in all things Bravo (and beyond!). Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Below Deck, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, video recaps, and exclusive access to our Discord server.</p><p>Listen to Watch What Crappens wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to bonus episodes exclusively and ad-free on Patreon!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

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20 episodes

#3297 Ladies of London S4E06- My Feral Lady

Martha hosts a picnic on The Ladies of London, and it’s so feisty that even Kimi sheds a tear. We’ve never heard the term “psychotic cow” used so endearingly! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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13d ago1:19:11

#3296 RHOBH S15E16 Part Two: One Foot Out The Dorit

This is part 2 of 2It’s taken years, but the last vestiges of the Fox Force 5 on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have finally begun to crumble. Our jaws are on the floor as Erika reads Dorit for filth for being late and inconsiderate in Italy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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13d ago41:51

#3295 RHOBH S15E16 Part One: One Foot Out The Dorit

This is part 1 of 2It’s taken years, but the last vestiges of the Fox Force 5 on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have finally begun to crumble. Our jaws are on the floor as Erika reads Dorit for filth for being late and inconsiderate in Italy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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13d ago47:29

#3294 RHORI S1E01: Rhode Rage

A new franchise enters the villa! The Real Housewives of Rhode Island joins the Bravo roster with all sorts of simmering drama: polygamy! Cheap wine! Under performing coffee shops! Join us as we kick off a new era on Bravo! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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13d ago1:21:24

#3293 Southern Hospitality S4E05: Lake Me To The River

The Southern Hospitality gang heads out for another trip, this time to go tubing in a brown-colored, gator-infested river. But while everyone’s having a blast, Michols makes Lake feel like garbage. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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14d ago1:05:02

#3292 The Valley S3E01 Part Two: Sip and Lacey

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe Valley returns with one less man-baby and two more real babies. Plus, Jesse’s now-revealed girlfriend Lacey makes her grand, shaky-voiced debut. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14d ago41:56

#3291 The Valley S3E01 Part One: Sip and Lacey

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Valley returns with one less man-baby and two more real babies. Plus, Jesse’s now-revealed girlfriend Lacey makes her grand, shaky-voiced debut. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14d ago50:44

#3290 Summer House S10E9 Part Two: Training Old Yeller

This is part 2 of 2Summer House continues Kyle’s senior citizen party and West tries to explain to him that yelling at his wife and telling her to f off is a bad thing. Kyle cries and plays victim, of course. Then Lindsay has a housewarming and Dara confronts Baylie. Watch out! This is also the week we found out in real life that West and Amanda have been banging, so how will that affect this episode? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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15d ago39:45

#3289 Summer House S10E9 Part One: Training Old Yeller

This is part one of a 2-part recapSummer House continues Kyle’s senior citizen party and West tries to explain to him that yelling at his wife and telling her to f off is a bad thing. Kyle cries and plays victim, of course. Then Lindsay has a housewarming and Dara confronts Baylie. Watch out! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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15d ago51:37

#3288 Below Deck Down Under S04E09 Part Two: Honey Don’t

This is part 2 of 2Below Deck Down Under, and there’s a gay wedding that can’t out hairspray Mike’s hair. Disappointing. The bride may not be running, but the eggs definitely are. You can’t just tell a man to stop being condescending and then expect his eggs to stiffen. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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16d ago44:52

#3287 Below Deck Down Under S04E09 Part One: Honey Don’t

This is part one of a two-part recap**We open this recap with a discussion of the Summer House drama. Skip to 19 min to avoid it and get on with Below Deck!**Ellie loses it with Ben’s honey boobooing and takes it to the Captain on Below Deck Down Under, and there’s a gay wedding that can’t out hairspray Mike’s hair. Disappointing. The bride may not be running, but the eggs definitely are. You can’t just tell a man to stop being condescending and then expect his eggs to stiffen. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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16d ago50:35

#3286 Married To Medicine S12E16 Part Two: Take Your Menicine

This is part 2 of 2Married to Medicine ends its reunion by letting the men squabble. Meh. Eugene is called out for being one of the women and Steve still refuses to pay for a Med Gala ticket. The women repeat their arguments from last week and then tell us all how inspirational they are. This could have been a one part reunion, but we’ll take all the Heavenly we can get before she becomes President and we never get to hear her call Eugene’s penis small again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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17d ago39:24

#3285 Married To Medicine S12E16 Part One: Take Your Menicine

This is part one of a two-part recapMarried to Medicine ends its reunion by letting the men squabble. Meh. Eugene is called out for being one of the women and Steve still refuses to pay for a Med Gala ticket. The women repeat their arguments from last week and then tell us all how inspirational they are. This could have been a one part reunion, but we’ll take all the Heavenly we can get before she becomes President and we never get to hear her call Eugene’s penis small again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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17d ago48:52

#3284 Ladies of London S4E05: Nouveau Riche Reach

The Ladies of London split up for dual parties where Mark shows his claws and comes after Margo for being new money. The horror! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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20d ago55:40

#3283 RHOBH S15E15 Part Two: All Dope Abandon

This is part 2 of a 2-parterThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are still squabbling over nothing in Italy. Kyle tries to convince everyone that they all think Dorit is losing her mind but Dorit has the last laugh when she abandons Kyle and Erika on the side of the road. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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20d ago43:40

#3282 RHOBH S15E15 Part One: All Dope Abandon

This is part one of a 2-part recap!The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are still squabbling over nothing in Italy. Kyle tries to convince everyone that they all think Dorit is losing her mind but Dorit has the last laugh when she abandons Kyle and Erika on the side of the road. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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20d ago1:05:09

#3281 Southern Hospitality S4E04: Goodbye to Cucumbersome Friends

Southern Hospitality’s girls and gays night turns ugly when Grace Lilly is kicked out for being an ass and Mia refuses to apologize to Jordan for agreeing to go on a date with Justin. Will Maddie forgive Grace one last time or is she donezo? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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21d ago53:05

#3280 Southern Charm S11E18 Reunion 2 Part Two: No Craig to Stand On

This is part 2 of 2The Southern Charm reunion wraps up this week. The cast tries to explain to Craig that he’s the problem, but he just keeps inserting his key phrase “but they just keep poking at me” and then says that his ChatGPTherapist never correlated his drinking to his rage issues. Hm. Might wanna get a human being to talk to. Or not, because it was a pretty funny episode. Salley stands up for herself against Austen’s slut shaming and becomes the Salley we all knew she could be. Just kidding! She tells him she wants him more than ever and he’ll be a great dad. I CAN’T. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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21d ago40:32

#3279 Southern Charm S11E17 Reunion 2 Part One: No Craig to Stand On

This is part 1 of a 2-part recapThe Southern Charm reunion wraps up this week. The cast tries to explain to Craig that he’s the problem, but he just keeps inserting his key phrase “but they just keep poking at me” and then says that his ChatGPTherapist never correlated his drinking to his rage issues. Hm. Might wanna get a human being to talk to. Or not, because it was a pretty funny episode. Salley stands up for herself against Austen’s slut shaming and becomes the Salley we all knew she could be. Just kidding! She tells him she wants him more than ever and he’ll be a great dad. I CAN’T. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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21d ago51:03

#3278: Summer House S10E8 Part Two: Old Man (Cry Me a) River

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap!Summer House has a party for Kyle’s birthday, where he throws a childish hissy fit because no one shows up to his DJ set in the living room. There’s a senior citizen party, a dangly rubber rack on Ciara, and some mess when Dara finds out what Bailey said about her.&nbsp; To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&nbsp;Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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22d ago39:36