[music]
Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crappins. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed, it's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.
Alcohol consumption is decreasing in the US and has reached a 90 year low with only 54% of adults reporting. They drink down from over 60% in previous decades. This decline is driven by health-conservant high-cost and a significant reduction in drinking among young adults and women.
“And women, hello, that's who they're marketing, too, right?”
Loverboy. So, it's not like he could have seen that coming. I think it's also something saying like GLP ones are a huge thing to blame, too, because those who just work with your thoughts on addiction and drinking, you don't really, it doesn't affect you the same way.
So I wonder if that's something to do with it. Anyway, it's not like, it's just fall, like, no, no, but like, it's the same thing. Sure. Don't put your own money, everybody knows when you go into a business like that. Ooh, don't put your...
Yeah. Just to feel like they're like, maybe I'm wrong about this, or maybe it's out there and I haven't seen it.
But it feels like they never were able to expand the brand beyond a thing that sold
on Bravo.
“Like, I never saw ads for lover boy around, I didn't see billboards, that didn't see.”
I just never saw like a marketing push beyond Bravo. It always seemed to be like, okay, we're going to get our audience really into it. And I don't know if that would have made the difference or not, but I felt like it never went to the next level from this thing that Bravo fans know about and if Kyle Cook or Carl's around whatever that they'll be, they'll be like lover boy to just its own entity
that goes and does a thing like skinny girl. Right. Yeah, I never really caught an online like that. So we see a scene of West and Kyle in the same office. Apparently, Kyle's just shot tons of scenes about this because we also saw a scene with
him and Carl earlier. So apparently, he's just shooting scene after a scene about how lover boy is tanking. Which is what you said, like, is that wise? And in this scene, Kyle's saying, I have an investor called tomorrow, we have to talk about a long weekend last based on our current cash reserves and it's about six months at most.
“And so we cut back and Ben's like, you know, I'm not saying it's an excuse, but maybe”
what's going through his head 24/7 is if lover boy's bankrupt and I'm bankrupt also. Sierra says, well, whose fault is that, you know, there's always an excuse, you know,
that he's finally, yeah, it's like there's always something like the world can be crashing
down around you, but you want to know your husband's not just because there's a war outside your husband's not going to turn you and go, well, fuck you, you know, yeah, someone the most when shit is going bad. Right. I love that Ben does this whole thing about like, but poor coil is business isn't it's
in the shit and like that is stressful. It is scary. And it will wear way, way on you, but guess what, this stuff was happening before, what when lover boy was doing really well, also, I'd like to point out. And I love Sierra's like, well, who's fault is that, like, don't give me this bullshit,
like, doesn't give an excuse to curse out your wife. Yeah, and you know, Ben's getting on my nerves with this whole, like, well, but kindly, you know, he's got this going on and that going on. Yeah, she does maggot. Yeah, she really pissing me off with that, but I have to remind myself that Ben is new
to Kyle and we've had 10 years of Kyle. Everybody else has seen Kyle for years doing this and then pulling the victim card and crying and being upset because everyone heard his feelings when he doesn't get his way. But this is new. So maybe Ben is just falling for him because he's my used to follow your instincts, you know,
follow your instincts, Ronnie, like you're normally not, you're, you're, you're doing the Ben thing, which is to be like, I'm having, I'm having a negative reaction to something, but you know what though, I'm going to think it through and maybe there's more for this story. Do the Ronnie thing, because I'm doing the Ronnie thing with Ben, which is to be like,
you know what, the fuck this guy, I'm sorry, he gave me bad vibes two weeks ago the way he talked to Bailey gave me bad vibes last week and he gives me bad vibes now. I think this guy is shitty. Well, to me, Ben is just kind of a non entity. I'm just pointing out the other side of it because I'm pointing out Kyle, how good Kyle
is with manipulation, you know, he's really got it down where it's like if Kyle does something wrong. So if you're not used to the, the baby crying, you know, it's like, oh my god, there's a baby crying, you know, right, right, but then you spend a couple dinners with that
baby, you know, like, those babies always fucking crying, put this thing in a crate.
Yeah, yeah, it's like, it's like, first time parents who like do it on the ch...
than, and then when they have their second child, they're basically just like duct tape
being the child's aside at the car door, but like, okay, you'll see when we get there.
“They're like, baby on board, but you have to sort of, you start to realize all the”
things that you don't have to worry about. Anyway, Sierra, this is where Sierra is like, honestly, I think they should just separate. There's just feels different this time, just feels like they're hitting their breaking point. And just like, well, it's a very tricky thing to tell your friend and to be in the
other relationship. But like, now a tricky thing is trying to listen to your music. So Sierra is like, look, it doesn't have to be. And I'll tell the person in the bad relationship the same thing I'm telling you. Stop.
Just he's all in the bad relationship. I don't want to listen. Yeah, I want to listen to the relationship talk. I don't want to listen to your damn songs. Everybody just be quiet.
Okay.
But Sierra is, Sierra's right though, she's like, just separate does not to be a legal separation,
just separate get your bearings, see if that helps, and then maybe you can communicate and talk properly about the issues that you guys really have, you know, and she's like, yeah, you just can't keep brushing everything onto the rug because now the rug is just like enormous. And I'm tripping over the rug.
There is a huge pile under the rug and I'll walk across this rug at some point, clean up clean up the dirt. We're just clean by the way. In a vacuum. By the way, sweeping things onto the rug, that's like a pain in the ass, right?
“Like if you have to, if you're sweeping something onto the rug, you must be sweeping”
it into a dust pan. You still have to lift, you have to bend over and lift up the rug and sweep under it, right? I mean, hello. Get a dust pan.
Eventually, you have to sweep or vacuum the underside of the rug, not only the floor, but you have to turn the rug over and vacuuming because it gets nasty. And then it leaves shit everywhere, every time the rug slides, which it does, because I refuse to use rug stoppers. I did not have rug stoppers for a long time, and I would, like I had like one too many
times where I was like Tom Cruise and risky business, I was just like trying to walk across my bedroom floor. I was like, okay, it's time, it's time I'm getting the things that I do too. I fall all the time for my people fall in my house, you know, they'll be like running and then they slip on a rug and the rug slides all the way across the room.
I'm like, why don't you just pretend you're so fake? It's not yeah. It's a slut. I would say, be well, cut to Amanda, and this is Amanda trying to put up this fake tree and it's poking her in the eye.
She's like, everything's gonna be fine, everything's gonna be okay, Amanda. You can do this. You can, you can prop up that tree, prop it up, prop it up, everything's fine. Let's branch a spread. But Amanda just walks over with one eye.
She's like, I'm gonna get everybody home with her. Amanda, we're talking about how to fix your life. Okay. God, Amanda. She's a Samantha with the bloody eye.
God. So then later, they're set, everybody does, well, no, they don't really help her. I think the guys jump in the pool.
No, it's amazing shot, by the way.
I don't know if you saw, I don't know if you really appreciate it this or not. But like they all jumped in, like all four of them in this like perfect synchronized, like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I was like, well, that was beautiful. Good job, artistry on Summer House. Well done, guys.
So Dara arrives and KJ's in the kitchen and he's trying to play it cool. And she's likely, he's a bully dairy here, bully dairy. He's like, yeah, well, welcome. Really glad you're here, looking deeply in the pantry for something. Oh, can't hug you right now, please leave me a message at the end of the bee bee.
I thought KJ was acting kind of weird. I was like, you did, he like barely turned to say hello to her. He didn't hug her or anything. I kind of felt bad for her because she's, you know, she didn't even, and she didn't even
“complain about this, by the way, notably, she wasn't like, what the hell?”
He just was in the fridge and he's like, um, yeah, I'm just trying to figure out this fridge right now. Yeah, I'm like literally, they said I should play it cool. I'm so I didn't really know what that meant, so I was like, should I put myself in the fridge? So I'm just going to hang out here for the next day. I'll see you later.
I'm sorry, KJ's not available right now. He's spending a week in a crisper. So please return to this email and I will read it when I have a chance. Um, so where are your bags at? She's like, I'm at the front.
Should we do something with him? It's like, yeah, um, once I figure out how to close this fridge, I like him. You got to come up with better excuses to avoid her. Not like, how do I close the fridge? Oh, it's complicated.
It's a hinge. It's a door. Come on, KJ. He's like, I'm trying to pretend with their other, everything's all good, but inside, I'm just like freaking like, oh, like a suck at like lying. I'm like, I feel like she can like tell. Yeah, she can tell you're in the crisper dude.
He just put a gallon of milk in the crisper. Whatever you do, you're out of control. It's like, well, wait, let me see if I can help you with this door.
Wow, look at that.
Wow. That was rough. Take this rough.
Good thing you're dating a bully.
Wow. Okay. Well, let me take my purse. Okay. Let's go upstairs. The okay. It's time for commercial.
It's time for Rapids Commercial. So outside, um, there's, there's setting up walkers and everything for this party, because it's, oh, the theme is old old people. And um, West is, they're, they're all just like joking.
“And then upstairs, Dara is like, um, am I saying in your room?”
How do you feel about having a bully in your bed? He's like, um, if you'd like, I'll just put your bags here for now. I'm a little worried that we didn't close that fridge door all the way. I may have to go, okay, see you on Monday, bye. Oh, she's like, yeah, I would like where everyone at is so quiet in here.
Jesus Christ, you could hear a fridge door close. And he's like, uh, they're outside. Well, are you helping set up? But what are you doing? He's like, well, like, I'm kind of in work mode, like right now. She was okay. Well, I guess I'll see if I can help them.
She's fucking weird. Oh, she's just looking at like ways wrong with this guy. Oh, no, the fridge door. So me and crying. So I'm escalator going up and I saw an escalator going down. And I thought, oh, my God, there's so many choices.
Scary, uh, me and Carl are doing laps around the pool and motorized scooters. Like the little rascal things for jazzy, or whatever. Carl's, hey, I'm going to have a couple of laps in. Wait, hey, oh, we got to get a ramp into this house. Oh, and then he like goes up this ramp.
And then he like runs off like a balloon or something. There's like a bag and everyone gets startled and he calls it, whoa, whoa, it's my fault. It was my fault. I was trying to drive softly. Sorry, I was trying to drive soft. Petty back into world where one right Carl. West is like, that reminds me of trench warfare.
How old people am I right? You guys are so much closer than you realized. I wish young people really understood like how close we really are this whole time. My mom got a wheelchair. We got my mom on the wheelchair. Can I tell you how fun this fucking thing is? I'm really glad they leaned into how fun being old can be in this episode.
Because I love that thing. I want one now.
I mean, I don't want to like give myself bad juju, but I'm like, this is amazing.
And my mom's like, yeah, and yeah, now let's see if people fuck with me, you know? Because that thing goes fast. You can kill a person in that thing. Yeah, I bet. I bet they could just go, you know, it's, I mean, everything feels fast to me.
“You know, that's why I can't get on those stupid lime scooters. I'm like, whoa, danger.”
God, I mean, everything feels fast. I love those things. I like them because people actually talk to you while you're on them. I was on one in Austin last week and I was wearing those like Japanese soap pant things. And I was like, I thought I was going to die. You know, because there's so many bumps in the road in Austin too. It's not like a smooth ride, right? And I think that wheels are made out of stone or something.
It's like modest smooth ride. But I was doing it. And I passed by in this place. Love the pants, bro. And I was like, thanks, bro, bring, bring, bring. I like gave them a little, bring, bring. It's like, this is the life. That is true. I definitely do talk to people on scooters, mainly saying, get out of the fucking way. Or, um, one of my favorite sidewalkie looser.
One of my favorites is, ow, you just ran me over because that did happen to me. I, I did get run over by a girl on a lambscuiter. I walked out the door for my doctor's appointment. I stepped out on the sidewalk and I was baboon. His drill crashed into me and, and like, she fell to the ground. I was like, what my gosh. I had, I was like, I was like, I can't believe I just got run over by a girl on a lambscuiter. And I was like, how? The two apologize. She was so embarrassed. She was so sweet that I was like, you know,
“that's, you know, if you want to do a comparison to the girl who fell over to me on me on the airplane,”
that girl never apologized. I never showed any sort of remorse. This girl was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. She was like, are you okay? I was like, are you okay? She was like, I just said, so I did. I said, it's okay. It's okay. Everything's fine. I said, don't worry. Honey, it's fine. You're totally fine. I'm just going to talk about you on my podcast. I'm going to rip my new asshole tomorrow and I get the work. You know, it's so funny when you told, so Ben told a story about flying, uh, and he was sleeping in like first class or whatever. And a lady kept coming over and falling down on it three times.
She kept getting up and then falling down and then just look straight ahead. Like she couldn't even see him. And it was such a funny story. And this, uh, the comments were cracking me up because there were so many people like, oh, Ben, don't worry. It was probably just a girl on ambient that happens to me. Yeah, remember anything or, Ben, it was probably this. She probably had this happen. And she didn't even know what the, and I was like, how many, how many women are walking around just
falling onto people that there are this many comments like, I get it. I've been there. Don't worry.
Yeah, we have an audience with like 30% of people just falling over on in the...
being like, don't mind it. You know, it's my medication. Yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah, I've had too many people fall on top of me. That's, that's the truth of it. I will say, I will say, it was a many, you have so many children just wandering around the world by who's with my daddy. I will say that girl who who crashed into me, she actually was, she actually had an impact on me because, you know, I had found out like, uh, like a few days earlier or so. I had found that I actually
carried the braka to mutation, which actually has health risks for men. And, oh my gosh, I didn't know.
“Yeah, I mean, it's more, it's, I think it's more of, you know, for women, it's obviously a breast cancerist,”
but like, um, you know, there's other, there's elevated risks of, you know, cancer and certain, oh my gosh. So when you get that news, it's like, that happened. Yeah, what? I mean, it's, it's fine, but it's, um, but you know what, when I got the news, it was like, I was like, I took it as, I have cancer. I was doing the full Kinzelciac thing, like, I have cancer, but I was like, no, I don't have cancer. Just means I'm at higher risk, so I just have to
get things checked out more yada yada yada yada. So one of the things that I have to get in annual mammogram, which is, I'm like, as long as I've got these mantis, I'm as well put them to use, right? So I, but I was like, in this, like, I was like, oh my God, like, you're, it's, it's just like a very
scary time to hear it. And, um, I was literally walking out from my first ever mammogram, my mammogram,
and this girl ran me over. And I really actually had a moment of thinking, you know what, I'm sitting here being like, oh my God, I could get cancer. I could get cancer. I could get cancer. It's like, I could also just get fucking run over in the street. You know, yeah. And it kind of was like a helpful thing to be like, you know what, let's, like, okay, you had to put it in for yourself. Where's the test? Yeah, where you go in and they're like,
you are, you are someone who runs a very high risk of women just falling on top of you or running into you with lime scooters. There's nothing we can do about it. Yeah. Yeah. And it's kind of like, it's one of those things like, okay, I felt bad for myself. It was, it's a scary thing. And, you know, and like, I, now, I'm like, you know, more careful about certain things and I get tested about things a lot more. But it's also reminded like you could also like, get hit by a bus. So yeah,
or some girl on a scooter, or some girl on ambient walking down the aisle of the, of a plan. And so get on with it. So wow. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you to that girl. But you can't help
still go get because, you know, first of all, I've never seen this, but you complained about
boobs. Well, we both complained about boobs. You know, like, I've got boobs. And my first thing
“would be to get that shit on insurance and get some boom surgery. I mean, you can, right?”
Is that insensitive? I don't mean it. No, it's not insensitive. I'm just, I'm just, I'll look at the all the other thing is that like, I also have like, but it's sort of funny that's called this, but I have light hemophilia. And so when you are a light hemophilia, basically, like, I, I can, like, clot and everything. But when you do like surgeries or whatever, like you have that, like, augment, like something called factor eight that's in your blood. And it's just like,
I don't know. I think the vibe is kind of like, you know, if you're, if you don't have to do it, like, don't, don't do it. Right. Like, that's my vibe. You know, because it's like, let's not mess without you. Like, let's not make it too hard on my system. So, like, I'm just stuck with these man boobs for life. Unfortunately. Oh, my gosh. Wow, what a turn this took. What a turn. What a turn this took, you know, just crawl, going up a ramp and now, you know,
“we'll never know. I don't know. We need to look into that. I think I'm going to be doing”
some googling tonight, sir. Because I'm going back. Well, it's very funny without making your broccative, I or gene about myself. So, I will be, I will be doing. Lorraine Brocca, Lorraine Broccamutation. I, it's very common in in Ashkenazi Jewish populations. So, you know, that's it. That's,
yeah. Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is that? I never heard that before. It's crazy.
I haven't heard that either. But I don't want to know. I just don't want to know. I just, just tell the doctor. Don't tell me. Just write it down. You know, you know, I just, just too hard. Um, okay. The point is, I'm having to have three limb in her eyeball. Okay. So, I'm having this outside. Like, so Derek goes down to say hi to the rest of the gang. And, um, she's like, wow, you're already really rosy there west. What? We didn't use, we don't use
some screen to this. How about Bolly Dara? I've just got him. Just nailed him. This is like, West is like, did you take the train or did you drive? I'm not like Dan Yel that crazy girl. I always see it. The train station. I drove. Okay. Because I was in Fire Island. Gave that love me. That's kind of like, I feel like what she was saying. I let gay people to be here. Okay. So, make it good. Gay people in your ticks. So, then Ben comes up and they hug. Like,
Cheers.
I forgot your Australian. You just got Dara. Oh, I never forgot. There's nothing he's ever
said. Or I was like, oh, he's normal. So, KJ takes out trash. And he's saying, he's like, oh my god, I'm just so stressed. I guess I'll take out the trash. I know the camera kind of lingers on this moment. And they put up a timestamp at 146. I was like, oh, so I'm just going to happen. Is he going to be out there for like three hours? It'll be like two, thirty. KJ is still out there. But like, nothing ever happened. He just took out the trash and was like, ah, it's just like a man in America is taking out the trash
voluntarily. There must be something deeply psychologically wrong. Sit there. I stare at it for a while, wonder. So Amanda is riding her scooter around. How's Kling in the kitchen? He's like,
“I'm a little bit in the weird mood. Oh, yeah. Why don't we do it? Do you want to get the mix with me?”
Well, like, now I just like, he bought everything and things and just like, oh, started my life. I overthink things. Except, of course, you know, brick and mortar. Just go straight forward with that one. Good guy claws. Yeah, it's just like, it's just keep letting my happyness get hijacked. You are the hijacker. You're like a terrorist on a plane, you know, complaining about the use of box cutters. You are the terrorist. You are the one. You're the
emotional terrorist. I'm going to switch this over to somebody else. I remember what likes at me off. Here, I'll give you a reminder. It was nothing. Nothing such you off with literally nothing. No, you're DJ show in the living room. Okay. Well, I don't know what touch you all for. Oh, I don't know. I mean, I kind of know, but I don't want to talk about fuck you guys.
“Yeah, fuck you. I'm like the worst version of myself this summer. It's like,”
it's like my BPMs are like, not matching up. I just can't do a crossfit right now. And I'm just like, not able to articulate anything. I give Amanda all these perfect instances where I like mess up or I'm off or say fuck you or stay out late and me while there's just like so many fundamental things that are wrong with our foundations of our relationship and like I'm just like, I'm unrelatable. Like no one ever stands what I'm going through. So it's just like very isolating.
And I just makes me feel like I should just like give up. But I've got like so much best in my marriage and my business. And just doesn't seem like an option. I'm just trying to hold on.
Oh, good. So then we go to Amanda setting up still and they're just basically trying to help her.
So like, are you guys gonna hang me and they all jump in the pool? So they start putting on their costumes now and they all look hilarious in their old. I'm surprised that they did this because this was the last season of Vanderpump rules. I mean, this was when we knew it was over when they did this. Yeah, I'm yeah. And they've done that on they've done this on this show before haven't they? The old people think they have. I'm like a little over the theme part used to be honest. So there's like
there's all sorts of the couches are coming out and KJ is sitting in the grass this year and me and KJ is like he's like so you're gonna wear like a fatsu whatever and um and CR is saying it's just a painter titties and she's he's like what oh my god so what's your costume and she here goes do you know karma brown he's like no why would I know you're you're one off character that was featured in like part of a season of this show from three years ago. It's like well you
will know and so um she's like yeah you're gonna get to know now. So then they're talking about Darra and they're like well Darra is here and he's like yeah but like I literally like had like a panic attack when I saw because like yeah like low key I was just like rethinking because like you know I heard all these conversations like just be careful you know and like people just like care but you know like I'm already in my head and like I'm just trying to protect myself because I do like her and
CR says you know I always say to myself it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved
“it all you should write that down because that is a really good that's a really good saying that could”
take off still doesn't excuse the Austin romance but that's fine it's fine so um yeah she basically like you know whatever it's like worth it it's worth it to get her rather than to never try so go for it don't worry but by the way I'm also like this is way too deep for this situation with Darra okay it's like you guys are just starting to date and the story is that she hung out with Ben for an hour in the room like we're acting as if she's asking you to move in with her so uh me as like yeah you're allowed
to love and have those experiences and CR says that like I you know after that conversation we had last night I can see how cage is probably really apprehensive about bringing girl to the house and dating or whatever and if there's an and a racially dating and if there's anyone who can relate it's me but you can't not do things out of fear the other side wins if you do that
Cut to a man just like getting booked in the hour with a tree like you're lik...
someone get me I'm stuck under this real chair I think whatever Amanda so um could see our
“base he says just like breathing this is like she basically lets meditate yeah so then Amanda's looking”
for Kyle because his glam people have come so Nina's here guys everyone's like I'm a god it's Nina hi Nina oh my god it's Nina so I mean like this is a big deal so Nina's gonna be doing the old man glam and then um Ben's friend comes over and Aussie named Matt and he's like oh wow look at that this is your bedroom you had a wank in the again yeah good good relations happy anniversary man kid is good to see a hole welcome to the mix you're at a hole and then um then dara is like oh
all right hey are you gonna get changed we get changed they go to his room dara and cage and uh in the
meantime uh Carl and Jesse joins Jesse and Kyle in the living room and Carl um I kind of feel bad
for Carl because his costume for dressing up like an old man was just like putting on glasses I was like oh Carl's like yeah um I'll go running so that ages me plenty I'll just put some great my hair on some glasses on I'm ready to come yeah I was like you didn't really have to do my shitty uh to get aging makeup I lived last five years in my life oh so yeah I'm an aging mix yeah I'm here uh so they look in his crocs because he's so wearing his crocs and he's like it's a
quite for a whole cause yeah I'll talk for a whole month I was like my my craze for help come out weird times the night in the worst possible way yes and they just ignore it because they're like we're not talking to Kyle about being an asshole on his birthday so it's just crickets um meanwhile me and Sierra are getting their old lady outfits on and then we go to KJ's room they're talking about their outfits and he's like well sorry if there's like weird vibes today or like whatever
but like maybe there's like weird I don't know if you could feel it but like I couldn't close it
“were refrigerator doors so like I don't know if you want to like talk about I don't but like I don't”
need to if you need to though it's like spit it out wet um so yeah I was in my head earlier and like I'm fine now but like you know why it happens like no was it because you spent too much time putting your head in the fridge yeah well I was like talking to Lindsay earlier and she told me that Bailey told her that the night that you were here that you were in Ben's room for an hour and then Dara does this very sick coming thing which is no I was like okay yeah yeah not true absolutely not true
it's like okay she's okay now I know who Dara is she isn't theater club and she auditioned to be a child actor on an ABC sitcom like I see you Dara I see you for who you are um I don't know that I know I'm used so much when she did that it was like it was like so performative and it may be like is it true that was such a succumb turn that you just did I don't know if I trust you anymore but she says she was um she's like I was literally in Ben's room because I put my stuff in there and I
“changed and I came right back out that's why I was in there was bullying him too stupid Aussie”
didn't even remember he was an Aussie police took out picture of like a wall stupid yeah but like Bailey apparently said that you were like there for like an hour talking with Ben just what what
that like that just factually never happened and if it did I'd be like yeah I was we were talking
getting no each other who cares like it just like literally never happened and goes yeah but then like literally like I was like having so much thoughts on my head like what she actually low-key like what if she actually low-key likes Ben and then this is just like I don't know all it's like crazy right check um no it's not really crazy I would have anxiety if I thought you like someone else so no I don't think it's over I like that she's like harsh but also very sensitive you know she's like well
no you're not crazy and I would feel sensitive so no I don't feel like you're being over sensitive at all and he's like yeah but like I don't want you to think I was being like hello over sensitive or whatever when you came but like you know I just wanted to know like how does cold air even stay in a refrigerator no I mean I can get why you were trying to process that and trying to figure out the fridge and like didn't necessarily want interact and to be fair it like the
refrigerator is like really fascinating if you really think about it at a crisper like how's that even work right but like genuinely the person I hadn't interested in with was you it's like yeah because like I'm glad okay I'm glad we talked about this because like I just wanted to get it off my chest a bit because I just was like in my head yeah well I'm glad you you said that and
I'd tell you my bit sabotagey that Bailey we just started saying things basic...
she said it on the way home or something on the way home even worse and to be honest with you I don't care where she said it I just care that she said it he's like oh I just started some shit she's like um well I just don't understand it but maybe I can have a conversation with her and clear things up and he's like oh guys we'll see next weekend she's like I can't wait oh god how many it was gonna get it yeah Bailey is gonna get it where is Bailey what have I missed
she went to a wedding or something where she and how come Levi doesn't get to come without Bailey
“for they just somewhere that they had to be together yeah I think they have to be together and like”
clearly like everyone has a week where they're not allowed to be in the show it's like either they don't have enough room or it's too much for bravo to have too many cast members but
every season they always have like someone's like oh yeah I can't come out tonight
this weekend because I'm bringing my mom to Costco so oh it's a big deal it's a big deal yeah mom I'm really she's really into Sam's club I'm really trying to make a positive change in her life so yeah well buy some popcorn boxes because they're striped oh yeah um so we got a boner yeah so go box yeah oh my god 10 lines about the proper box uh Caraga's the Western and he's like oh you're blouse what what are you doing
Blouse he's like um I missed his down fire oh that's unbelievable you're really in the mix
“wait no that's me I'm in the mix oh that's somewhere ever hold that's funny because everyone”
says he's like Robin Williams so then Mia is Mia comes down and her old lady outfit and she's playing with that she looks like they all look really good actually their costumes have gotten really good on the show so they're all talking to each other like old people she's like well that bed is being crazy you know how she is now and so they're all cracking up at each other's old people outfit and then Carl comes down in his normal Carl thing but with gray hair and glasses and
let's see oh my god did you spray your hair gray just because everybody loved it two years like oh I mean y'all probably choose yeah I knew it I knew it maybe fucking Carl fucking loser Carl yeah nice they have a flashback to that weird sci-fi party where he was
like playing an alien with silver hair um so they basically more people are walking in
which is everyone's coming in and then here comes Sierra and she is doing karma brown but old karma brown and her costume is that she has added prosthetic long droopy boobs onto her chest I don't think it's very funny and um it's impressive um Sierra's like straight gate whatever everybody loves tits show me someone that doesn't want to juggle them put their face in it tip so um she goes around that's just like a wacky like old people were old
now so all the guests start to come and girls are surrounding West and like grabbing his boobs and he's like guys consent consent first and Amanda's still asking for help god bless her this time it's in character at least like winning how picking up his ladies singer and I'll do my guys nobody's gonna help me yeah western collerons scooters in the back and um people just keep on arriving and arriving and arriving a lot of scooter time
now Jesse and western scooters and now they're like watching everyone and west is like everyone looks so good I'm so proud and I know that Sierra's in costume was like the costume queen or whatever but this one is like talking on real it's so good and Jesse's like yeah this guy looks great look at Kyle over here because like you know everything dangles right now because he's got like your hair and nose hair and everything so he's like he should look but he sometimes
“miraculously still looks 20 so Jesse and West gossip and Jesse's like I mean I think it's”
crazy to Sierra with saying that they should split up like I was nuts back and yeah and he's like yeah I mean you know we've seen him for three years so as there ever been a moment where you're like I got it and he's like yeah I mean I just thought they were each other's person you know nothing's perfect you know I was you find stuff like married people I have issues and yeah I don't know and West is like yeah there's good and bad but I'd like to see more good because yikes
yeah exactly he's like I've never witnessed anything that would make up for what she went through last night
and was he flashbacks to last night of Amanda saying does the best I'm ever gonna do so West is like if I see someone give a fucking nice gift to someone it's probably because they're fucking shitty and every other way possible and he's referring to the Cartier watch that I'm that Kyle gave Amanda
That's what I said the second I saw that watch I was like oh who has he gotte...
because that man is doing something very very bad it's like in the wolf of the Wall Street when
“he starts fucking banging hookers every day and it's like and then starts like DJing and then like”
handing out lover boy and the movie it's like that's just like that it's a bad so are you gonna talk to Kyle you think well he's like yeah I mean I just can't not address it especially dressed like Mrs. Doubtfire so let's see to be continued in West Beach this is Doubtfire a film about a fuck up of a man who makes the wife out to be a total bitch the entire time because he can't get his shit together interesting interesting interesting correlation
why you're talking to Kyle about this well I look forward to seeing West's sheepish confrontation of Kyle while they're dressed as geriatric folks that'll be great there'll be a great thing to watch
“but always it's to be continued yeah to be continued which means we do not get a preview of”
next week's episode that's the thing when you see to be continued they don't give you even a tease so we'll just have to see what happens but um fun times over in the Hamptons that's for sure yeah all right everybody well thanks so much for being here we will be back tomorrow with a double dose of Charleston southern charm and southern hospitality we'll talk to you next time bye
watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsor saint no thing like Allison King
our way is the amber way it's the foster and the furious it's a man to foster it's always automatic
“with Ashley auto put your hands together for Carly Clap get on the right foot with grippy”
off it she's not just to she let's she's a den yellow itchers we never miss or call it's Diane call Sunday in the park with Dylan Clark big yay it's Emily go to you Aaron McNicholess she don't miss no trickleess you'll never hide from hidey Alanore Jones I go you go we all go for you go Jamie she has no less namey sit some scotch with Jessica Trots she's not a McBea she's a McBride just McBride she's our favorite streamer caroline peacock Kristen the piston Anderson
get a be in your bonnet with lacy b case eros ero whatever will be will more and sales b she gets name from us it's linsey b let's give a kiss arena to Lisa Lino fresh as a daisy it's
amazing machinery orange you glad it's Mary Ann Arons Megan Berg you can't have a burger without the
burger this is living with Michelle Vivian I love a y'all Olivia Williamson she sure is swell it's Raquel yes we can't it's a danna cast a spell with Shannon Spellman let's share with Sharon Eldridge don't skipy it's tippy and our super premium sponsors she's V VIP it's Amanda V can I have a cavena it's Anna cavena somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD we're taking the gold with Brenda Silva let's get real with Caitlyn O'Neill put us on a stretcher it's Charlotte Fletcher
ogle your horses it's Christine ogle don't get salty with Christine pepper can't have a meal without the Emily sides who what why where and Gwen Pendland nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall we got our wish it's Jen push my favorite murder Karen McMurdo she's a total knock out it's Katie Manock let's get savage with Laura Wildman in the study with a candlestick it's Leslie
Peacock we're right or die for Lisa right or Baron she's a ways it's Liz Sorthy always killing
it it's low alkaline Roger that it's Marla's Rogers the incredible edible Matthew sisters she eases our woes it's Melissa St. Roe there's a chance of meatballs it's Rebecca cloud she's our princess it's Rebecca Prince maximum love for Sandy Maximuska she's the queen be it's Sarah Lemkie we cannot tell a lie it's Sarah tell a son Shannon out of account and Anthony please don't stop it's solely in pop let's take off with Tim LePlan strike up hoes it's Tori Rose
she ain't no shrinking violet coutard we love you guys
