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Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap.
“But if you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed, it's right there.”
And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So Daisy comes and she's like, "All right, guys, we're not achieving anything here." Daisy, I would just like her to cool it. He's abusive, he's abusive, tartany. Ow!
[laughing] All right. Let's do it. But still, it's hard. He's hard.
He's hard. Right. All right, all right. Alex, she is. Well, yeah.
But you deserve it. Okay, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie. I mean, charge now. I'm the captain of the ship now. I am the captain now.
You think this is our door to the game? Okay, all right. All right, you can leave the galley and go to your cabin, Ellie. Okay, get out of here, get the hell out of here. She's wild.
It's wild. Daisy, thank you.
I've never known anything like that.
She rattles me. It's not good. I may have lost control of my galley. Mushmallow wobbles. All right, all right, Ben.
All right, enough with that. Have you spoken to Jason? I don't want to talk to Jason about it. I just want her out of here.
“Well, you've got a problem on your hands, then.”
Don't you? He's like, I know, don't I know. So now we go to Ellie in her room. And she's rapping around a quarter-rounder curling iron. She's like, oh mother fucker!
You'll take this to me and curling iron. You watch a goddamn mouth. Curl me. I curve you. You curve me first, bitch.
I'm so curling iron. I am just like you for milk. Why come from? The curling iron's like that seems like a terrible deal. And Ben says wisely or aply, I guess I should say.
He's like, I bet my batch have a die. Oh, it's been a long day. Let's just go to bed. So now Ellie is like, I don't know Daisy. This fucking bent thing.
She's like, all right. I'm trying to calm me down. He takes no ownership. Well, I do understand that, but you're not going to solve it by losing your temper like that.
All right. Now I know you know. Let me let me patch your knee there for a second. That's okay. It's okay.
She's saying, hey as well. She's saying I run a hospital work environment. Well, then she can leave any at any time.
She can always go to Zim.
Okay, but no one's making her stay. Yeah, but that's her bad. I don't want a hospital environment. It's like, I'm upset that he got to the point of, oh, me, he got me to the point of being fucking angry,
but I couldn't fucking hold it anymore. I just fucking snapped. You know, it's like you can only sell so many carrots before you say. Just give me the damn milk already. Okay.
Okay. Let's try and get some sleep tonight and tomorrow. There's a way we can figure this out. I know all there is. I know all.
I know all there is. Don't worry. I mean, while I was like, oh, you call everybody lovely and honey and sugar pumps. I mean, just this morning you called me French toast time at Scland.
I don't know what that is, but I got a happy. That's so. I'm not really sure when everybody's so upset about it. I mean, your sexist everybody.
Yes, I have to say, every time you call me Flufferoni Pizza, I actually quite enjoy it. You know, I actually masturbated after you called me Tostoni testicles.
[laughs] So Ben's like, I mean, it's a pattern. It's a term of an element. And apparently, it's not very endearing right now.
So I would definitely have taken this on board better with a professional conversation. And I would have listened. I didn't actually mean any harm by this. I love the guy who's being totally unprofessional
is now demanding professionalism from the person he's offending.
That's what's always so funny.
“Okay, it's like 2026 and you should know”
that you just can't call women that you're working with. Honey buns and sweetie and love. Well, you can say, I think you can say love. Maybe because that sounds so British. But like, I don't think you can,
you can't say how to show that he's saying, honestly. And then, but then he's like, well, why wasn't she being professional? I can't believe she wasn't being professional to me. Two wrongs don't make her right.
But like also, it's just always funny to me that the person's being wildly unprofessional is always like disregarding the other person for just not being professional enough. Well, I think that we're harping on the honey,
lovey, sweetie, thing more than Ellie is. You know, I think it bugs us more. And I see, I mean, I think Ellie's just sick of Ben. And she doesn't like where she feels like she's picking up all this extra slack. So that he could go swimming and drink wine and say in the guest cabin, while she's having to do all of this shit.
She's just breaking and she's like, "And now you're going to be condescending to me too, like fuck you."
I think there's the comments and stuff online
or interesting about it because there's so many people who are like, "Oh my God, Ben's just doing so great." And this, you know, is just a cultural thing. And his culture, you know, you're allowed to say honey and sweetie. And okay, you know what?
I can give you that up to a certain point. Until I think it's bullshit. And I think you should know by now. But if somebody tells you that, then you stop.
“I think the problem here is that he wasn't told.”
You know, if he was told and then he wouldn't stop, then maybe that would be a bigger problem. But I still think that any, any dude in 2026 no matter where you're from should no better than to be like, "Hey, Tuts, who does that?"
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, I think that ultimately,
she just was feeling general disrespect from him. And if she had been feeling respect, she probably would have received, you know, him saying "Sweetie" as like just like whatever, like this is his way of showing fondness to the people he's working with
because since she's feeling general disrespect anyway, it's like, don't be disrespectful to me and then add a sweetie at the end of it. As if everything is fine and cute and that you actually like me, but you're being totally disrespectful.
You know, I think that's where sometimes it can be really frustrating. You know, it's like, "Oh, by the way, you really fucked up, honey." It's like, "Oh, don't do that to me." You know what I can say, honey is hand out by the way. Honey.
So Jason Tex bent to meet him in the bridge.
“And Daisy comes in and he's like, "Hey Daisy,”
been message three by Snart about Ellie and said she was swearing at him. And I just want to know, has anybody considered boundaries. Drawing him? It was wild. It was wild.
Like, well, Ellie came to me before dinner.
I saw that. The whole boat saw that. They saw a lady with a long ponytail dressed in black walking through it and a quick pace and they were all very alarmed by that. I was like, "Yeah, they got saw her walk through,
but it was like, she just walked through." So then it was just like another staff member going from place A to place B. It's not like she threw a potato at him. So Daisy is like, "Yeah, you know, they're both justified in how they're feeling. But Ellie, she cannot speak to crew members like that."
Okay, all right. I've got to get to the bottom of it more, I guess. I thought I got to the bottom of it last night by standing in a doorway for a while, but I guess not. So now we go to Ben and Jason in the bridge.
And he's like, "Let's take a seat, brother." Let's digest. This is called the boundary seat. Hey, let's go ahead. Well, that wasn't like your average argument.
This was serious. And then we, then he's back with Daisy. Daisy and Jason and Daisy is like, "You know, she was like, "Don't. "I'm not taking that son."
Then when I stepped in, always like, "This is out of control."
And I don't think Ben deserved it. But yeah, I think he needs to learn how to manage people. And so Jason's like, "Look, it's serious." She's come to me. She mentioned names.
And I tried to say boundary three or four times. And that wouldn't even calm her down. And I tried to disappear into a bush. But it turns out there was no bush. I just backed into the barn and knocked a glass off the top of it,
which was embarrassing. And I was hoping it would be a blessing in disguise that the shattering of the glass would be enough to distract her and make her realize that she has to get out of here. But she kept on saying things that something about carrots
and selling them in milk in the town square and rotating things. There was a lot to take in. And I said, "I have to draw a boundary with you, Ellie." Nothing seemed to work. So I know it's a term of enduiment, what you say.
But it's not sitting well with her.
“And there's something that you have to work on.”
There needs to be some respect. Okay. I'm trying to read through it. And the question is, "Where do we go from here? "We've got a wedding to not.
"Are you able to work with her? "Do I have to keep on having to talk with you guys?" Because a lot of episodes are sort of like city. "I've got a catchup on." "Well, I mean, I don't know.
"I'm still rattled by what happened. "I mean, you can't even call anybody broccoli but cheeks anymore. "Without them getting offended." Now, frankly, that wouldn't have offended me. But it fent her, and that's the problem.
So if it gets to a point, I have to pull her out or I will. But that's not an option I want. I need you guys to go hard, go hard for 48 hours. And at the end of it, let's reassess our boundaries. Isn't all right, all right, man.
So now we go to the galley and Ellie's like, "Good morning." "How can I assist you?" "Well, we could light a sheet pad, please. "Put bacon on it." "All right, thanks, licorice lungs."
"Damn it, sorry. Sorry, that's an accident." "Well, I'm not sure where we stand or how we get to the season together. "I'm kind of feeling like my job is on the line here." "So you're paying, she's like, "Okay, what is next, please?" "Can you lean the freezer, please?"
"I need to figure out how to get to the season with him because I'm not going to lose my job over this man." "Yeah." "So, now he's like, "All right, thanks, Ellie." "All right, we're good. We're going to be fired."
"You like that, make gold, Ellie?
"Felt weird to me, personally, but it's good for you." "Love that." "Obviously, I'm trying to change the dynamic."
“"And I think it's the less I say, the better, my really good, all right."”
"You can't be offended if I don't talk to you." "All right." "All right." "All right, okay." "Cheeky."
"Charl, let's get back to work, learning that sheet pan shall we?" "So now, Mike and Daisy are in the pantry." "Am I like good? I've been such a good morning today." "I had extra awkward at my hair." "Oh yeah, really woke up. I was just like, "I can't wait to start work."
"It's a dixie." "Oh my god, that's funny." "So then Daisy, the guests are sitting for breakfast." "Um, a bunch of them want some soft scrambled eggs." "And except that."
"So when Ben makes it, he's thinking he's making like European style." "But they are more like just watery." "And a lot of the, just, everyone's gross up. I all the pools of thin liquid accumulating under plates." "Yeah, what was this?"
"Because they cut to Ben cooking the eggs." "And he's like, "Oh, there's a French way to do it." "But either the French really like it this way." "So was that like a French technique?" "It looked like it was just butter dripping out."
"Like a ton of something." "Right."
“"So I think there's, I'm sure there's probably like a science”
if you cook it a certain temperature." "The liquid will leach out." "There's also something about like the earlier you salt your eggs." "The less likely they are to get wet like that." "They essentially kind of like break."
"Right."
"Um, so it's always good to salt or as early as possible."
"So maybe you didn't salt it given enough time for that salt to sort of like permeate." "Something about like the salt." " kind of like bonds with the proteins in a way that the water does not leach out." "I don't know." "But whatever it was, something was wrong."
"Yeah, it looked like a river of fat, but I mean eggs are fat." "So I don't know if it was from that, but it looked like too much butter." "I don't know if it gets like excuse me." "Yeah, like were you steaming this and butter? What was it?" "So Nisha's like gross."
"And she's pouring the water out of her eggs." "And Daisy comes out." "She's like Daisy or these even real or they like powdered scrambled eggs." "Which I thought was kind of funny because like do powdered scrambled eggs get wet?" "I feel like I was very confused about this egg scene."
"Yeah, me too." "Because whatever."
“"So Daisy's like, nah, they're real scrambled eggs.”
I'll ask them how I make some." "And she goes, "Thank you because this is gross." "These are the grossest eggs I've ever seen." "Yeah, so." "She goes down."
"She's like, "Okay, Ben, she doesn't like the egg." "She said they're super watery." "I'd go and talk to her." "It's time for a commercial." "It's time for a quappin's commercial."
"So he goes out there." "Oh god, I'm in trouble at all. I'm sorry. I'm in trouble. I know and I'm so sorry." "Well, it turns out that what you say is watery in your eggs is actually just...
"The accumulation of my tears from having a wedding that I never got to attend."
"I'm sensitive now." "And I also got yelled at by my own sous chef." "Anyway, what's the issue here?" "Are you trying to kill me?" "Okay, when you said soft eggs, I just thought you meant."
"So soft it was like water." "Which is what I basically gave you." "How do I hold the breakfast for you? Don't worry about it." "So you know, actually I'm full." "But thanks."
"Well, God, I'm absolutely frazzled right now. I can't focus." "My emotions are getting even better at me and right now to be honest with you." "Well, I'm getting better at me and right now to be honest with you." "Well, I'm getting better at me and right now to be honest with you." "Well, I'm getting better at me and right now to be honest with you."
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"Well, I'm getting better at me and right now to be honest with you." "Sticky Sweetie, I respect that if you don't want to be called." "Guri, ganosh, absolutely. I get it." "But that's a conversation that you could have with Ben about it, demeanor." "Well, things that you're feelings, that you're feeling."
"And I don't want you to squash your emotions. I just want you to take them with them in this tiny box, wrap it in a bow, and throw it overboard." "How about that?" "I think that'd be fair for you."
"Well, basically, you went a little too far."
"All right, because I did, I did." "All right, now if there's a tone you're not happy with or work." "That's a work environment conversation."
"It doesn't have to escalate swearing in yelling.
"All right, because we have a complaint to procedure here."
"You know, all yachts do."
“"All right, if you've got a problem, you go to anybody but me."”
"All right, tell them about it." "And then they come to me." "And I say, tell them to work it out." "Do you understand?" "All right, 'cause what we've going on, that can't go on."
"Do you understand me?" "All right, we're going to work through this rough patch a little bit." "And you do that. What rhymes with foundries?" "Ah!" "I don't know."
"I don't know." "Andries." "There's a lot of work on that." "We'll work on that." "All right, while I'm continuing, I'm happy to continue respecting him but at the same time,
that needs to be respected given back." "RESVCT, find out what it means to me." "You understand?" "What does it mean to you?" "Well, I didn't mean you had to literally find out."
"Listen, listen to Arita, please." "Please! Don't let them affect Arita." Here's what you do. Next time you have an issue, go and tell Mike, but tell him it's actually a chore for him.
It's a task for him to go get to the bottom of this. And by the time he figures it out, three hours later, you will have cooled down. The season will be over. "All right. All right. Now, is this going to take both of you?"
“"All right. Let's see how we go today. Get back into it."”
"Okay. I'll probably appreciate it." "I appreciate that." "Okay. That's like all right."
Now, the crew has to get ready for the Val Renuel aka the first step
into the dissolution of this marriage. So as well as tonight, the guests are getting zim married. And that means that there's a lot of zim pressure on the interior side. So if I could just help take the weight off of Daisy and get the guests away from the out for a few hours,
I'd be more than zim happy to do that. "Ah, ah, ah." So in the galley, Ellie and Ben are a tent still. "Hey, hi." "Well, when you have a chance, do you want to maybe look up through the meat
to see what needs to be thrown out?" "Okay." "Thank you. Thank you, me, looker." "Thank you." "And Jason here, so it's like all and it dies work."
"All and it dies work." "Look, it made bringing people together. Next step." "Umm." "World peace." So the guests are...
They take the tender to the beach and everyone's setting up the wedding. And they say, "So all these guests are actually married, but they didn't have a big wedding. So now they're going to have a slightly bigger wedding
with seven people instead.
I was like, wow, you really... You really went from having your... two people to a wedding with seven people, wow. I mean, it is seven times the size. So there's a lot of pressure.
Especially after making these really ridiculous mistakes. Then we see the panty line are stuck against the wall and then no champagne in the bedroom. Water reacts. I honestly will not be able to sleep
if I make mark and clay. And any white side are disappointed because they are the sweetest, cutest, human beings who deserve the best. They are so cute that I have...
I have to... restrain myself. I'm going up there and saying, "You're so cute!" God, I love them. "And now it's time for
fish, Ripple, fish, Ripple! Oh my God, it's a fish, Ripple! Okay, so we start out with a octopus squid. I don't know what it is.
It's octopus. It's octopus. And it's doing one of those things where it's got a front pony because it's afraid it's balding.
So it's putting all of... It's kind of... up to the front and just moving backwards slowly. It's kind of doing a Trump. I'm not going to lie.
It's like a beautiful version. Like, this is what Trump was aspiring to, is what this octopus is doing. This octopus is great. And the octopus is like, "Well,
I could be camouflage right now, but I'm really feeling red today." So, I'll only lightly turn blue as I go away, but... Bitch, I'm saying red.
If I get killed, at least I'll be high-fashion when I die. And it looks very graceful, but it's terrified of the cameras. It's just backing away. Or is it going forward?
And it has eyes in the back of his head. That's classic octopus. Octopus. Octopus. Octopus.
Octopus. Um, they love a misdirection. So they're like, "Look at me. I'm going forward, but my tentacles are going backwards.
So my going backwards. Or am I going forward? Do you? That's one secret. I'll never tell XOXO.
Gossip octopus. Do I have a huge nose or a huge head? Pronto, no. Which side of me are you judging? Looser.
I'm gone. I'm an optical. I'm still red. Am I still red? Geez.
They can see me now. I'm an optical illusion or as I'd call it. An octopal illusion. Thinks.
“You ever see that drawing of like, is it an old woman or is it a young woman?”
Can't tell. That's me. That's me right now. Big nose. Big butt.
Hard to say. All right. Now we go to the cutest fish of the day. I mean, fish is adorable. This is that little blue spect fish that's staring right into the camera with like
little human lips.
It's like, so I hear that there's a little bit of a pageant for cute fish.
And I liked to throw my name into it. You had that perfect fish two weeks ago. That was amazing. We had that shark last week where we thought it's not sure's where it's eyes. Which looks so cute.
And now we have this guy who's like, this one is so cute.
“And I think the fact that it's on its side makes it even easier.”
Filting. It's like the sheenah head tilt. It's like on the other side. I'm like in my gut side. I tilt.
It's like taking a portrait at Sears. It's like, hi. Yeah. First you just tilt your head a little bit and leave your lips open. Because that's how models do it.
She's eye. Yeah. So one thing that I'm working on is I'm trying to show my good side more. And so I've heard that if you just tilt and just lower one thin and raise another. It actually makes you look a bit more slender.
So hey. Oh, so that was a good shot. Oh, good. I'm glad you got the shot. No, no.
I can't high five you.
That's a never works out.
My hands are see through. So. But this this fish also is like the equivalent of an influencer who like sees a pink wall or angel wings. Refeated out of the side of the building. It's like, oh my god, I got to take a picture with it.
Because it's like, oh my god. Take a picture me by this coral. It looks so good. I'm putting just on the gram. It's going on the grid.
This is the cutest fish. Oh my gosh. It is a goldfish, basic. Basic. I don't think.
No, these are just like wild goldfish.
“And that's why I what I really appreciate about them.”
They're just like they are basic. But there's just something that they're like, you know what it's night time. But we're going to put on like our night time best. Like it's dark, but we're going to look lovely. We're gonna look lovely here. But they're all in disarray. No one swimming in uniform. They're just like going every witch. This is why you guys get captured and given away it fairs. Like you have no organization amongst her group. They're just like you don't catch me. They're like schools have for summer. Literally we're not in a school right now. We're just in assemblage. Every hour is 330 p.m. They're like we're doing. They're dropping pencils. We're not in that school left. You are undisciplined.
So I actually kind of like their chaos because I feel like we always see all these what always happens
We always see these school of fish. They're all going one direction and there's one that's what going the wrong direction We always make fun of them, but here they're just all like they're just like all I haven't like a crazy Mosh, but they're like at a street fair or something and they're like oh my god Did you see that they have like um they've got they've got like a durable like truffle puffs over there. Truffle puffs really Because they have like an amazing gelato stand over there really wait which way should we go? I kind of like over there
So the water gun you shoot into the balloons and then they explode on time playing that one to just all over the place And then gold fish get lost and then some mother yells at the teacher and it's like no you're your child's son Disciplined and that's whether this is the die. This is not a die. They do get caught That's why because yeah, you look at this and you're like. Oh, you think you're having fun now You will all get fleshed down toilets one day after being walking in this in a fair
This fish gorgeous. This is what we call a wallpaper fish. This is a good looking this is like Reso wallpaper. Yeah, we're just but also kind of dumb like you can tell like this fish does not carry a good conversation Look at its eyes. It's like what it's like and like oh my god. Did you see did you see real housewives last night What's that you don't know about the real housewives? I don't have a TV So I don't I think it's a TV
“I think it has a TV but it watches like yes the reruns of yes deer like watches like old like old CBS”
It comes in one of those random Stations that's like channel 17, you know, it could just like totally uninterested in pop culture It's either literature or everybody loves raven for me And it has a very long face, but no nose. It's just like constantly looking down. It's nose at you It's like over the morals the morals on anything else. I simply can't suffer through them
But like wealthy and boring because like we love wealthy and fabulous, but this is just wealthy and boring Where they just have nothing interesting to say, you know, yeah, the same old Chanel you've been wearing for 30 years Also, it's all faded here. Yeah, yeah, it's stupid fish, but pretty yeah pretty So now this is another eel thing, right? Yeah, I think it's yeah, it could be a sees snake quite frankly. I can't tell if it's an eel or a sees snake. I'm not sure
But I will say tiny head on this one. It's it's very graceful the way it moves, but that I don't know if it's maybe the head is far away from the camera
But like that you know that you know this is embarrassing. It's like it's like I'll never be a celebrity
My head is just too disproportionately small And also I keep getting my feet stuck in the door So that was really embarrassing I just can't get out of a car without slamming it on my lower half of my body because it's all flat down here on this, but And you know it hates like it has a really issue with t-shirts because it's like well the thing is this
I need to have a wide t-shirt to fit my body, but my head is so small so the neck hole is just looks so gaping And it always wants to play paddle ball to like stop making your faults into a positive eel. It's like no, I look I can hit it And I can hit it with my butt. Okay, it's teeny tiny head. Why is it head so small? It's you know what theory is like hello Yeah, I like it's not even supposed to have a head 14 love 14 love for it. I may have a small head, but I'm killing it in tennis
Bring it on GG Fernandez.
Does it I hope everyone appreciates the gentle current I'm creating so for all you for all you fish that are looking for some
For some plankton. I'm helping you out. Thanks, but no thanks, I suppose Did I hear there's a wedding? Let's do the snake. Let's do this. Oh, yeah Like oh god, there it is doing this dance movie again. It's like It's like how rich it's in their splits. It's like I'll go and he's doing the worm again. Here we go. We'll see you shot up our body strength Well, I'm very self-conscious about what I eat because everyone can see it
most terrifying stingray I've ever seen is this a bat is it Harry this is a what's called looks on Harry
“It's I think this is actually a man to Ray this is big and it's so big that in the on Aussie in the next shot of it”
It looks like up a human it looks like that's the same thing. I thought that would happen from fish It looks like a monster back there like a huge it is. It looks like a whale and a ray and look at that mouth
It looks like someone's doing a puppet show. Does that as mouth or is that when if what is that this thing's terrifying
Just be just can go for a little bit so we can see some Again, whoa, who is got a skull under him. He's got the painting of a skull on his under side I would not fuck with this one. Whoever is on the b-roll team is brave Yeah, I think a docile though I think there's that like docile
I do remember there was a new story about 15 years ago that you know sometimes these you know raise Sometimes they will was a breaching or whatever they sometimes come jumping out of the water They like to do that yeah like to go jump me out and There was a new story of one of these manterays jumped out of the water just as a boat was approaching and Land into a woman on the on the deck of that boat and she died
“I think the ray died too. Is that crazy? So much for being docile”
Actually, it does look like a skull in bones on its underside, but it also looks like builer on my dog Like it's like a little after you're here That's where it looks like Africa. That is one terrifying looking fish. Okay, so let's just all clear our alettes by looking at this sweet turtle Taking an app with this friend the starfish. Yeah, wow
I love this unlikely couple Turtle starfish. What a duo right so cute is like a front is like a dodo video where the dog hugs the cat I know the turtles like well, I hear that there's a shark that's been sleeping recently And I think if the shark can sleep, I can sleep on my right. Okay starfish They had a successful date
Everyone wants to be close to me because I'm a
“All right, love a dad joke. Love your dad job. God. I've just loved spending time with you starfish”
Which way do you think the starfish is pointing like you know? I know that their faces are on the bottom But like I like to think that like one of those legs is the face and then two of them are the hands into their feet right and so If you think of it like the head of the one closest, that's really cute, but I also like to think like it gets cuter in every single scenario like no man, which are replace you orient the head You get a different kind of cute look
That makes sense. They're like different cute scenarios for the starfish. This is an adorable starfish and I love it outfit I mean, that's really cool. It's like red and beaded Part of me it is as beautiful part of me wonders in the starfish really likes having the turtle nearby I feel like the starfish is like you know, I love the turtle But the thing is that I like having my own space when I sleep
The turtles is like what you stop hanging out with people who literally can't run away from you. Okay It doesn't mean they want to be your friend starfish can't move. Okay. You do like they're gossiping But they're gossiping before they fall asleep and then the starfish is like just trying to fall asleep But the turtles like and then here's the other thing
So that one fish it's really cute, but it's always like take a picture of me in front of the coral
Take a picture in front of the coral. It's like I don't want to take another picture of you in front of the coral In fact that's all that you have on your grade like show some real personality. It's not about background The starfish is like I just want to go to sleep The starfish is like oh yeah, well, did you hear about that man array his brother ran into a boat fucking idiot Look at him up there
Skull and bones t-shirt. Now, but he's scared of you your family's idiots. Okay, you're all idiots This is the end of the fish repot fish repot says Okay, so now Ben is down to the galley and he's like all right. We'll go to work on the cake. It's a big project And you did a beautiful job by seeing that cake my little dulti-deletia diaphragm all right
He's like yeah, so He's like yeah, just get some extra icing
High bed around so it's white nice and that will be nice, right?
So then on the beach the guests are drinking rumpers. They're all happy the wedding set up is going on
“People really like at least he is spicy to Pasco, Marca Rita and”
Jenna and Eddie are trying to set up the wedding on the Sunday and Jenna's you know just chatting with him and everything and She's she's saying this is gonna be for our wedding one day. He's like in South Africa come on I live in South Africa my whole life. I get to take me back to my home contract He's like yeah, oh, we'll get married in New Zealand and then And she tells us how to tap the hat about you know walk the side love and said the air
Baby, I'm together now. You know, maybe I'm a lot of the situation with him in Malaysia Baby, I'm gonna pass the baby. I have a lot of that back
Who has what do they want to do this always fall just lonely lonely in the morning on this part feel like this whole episode
It opened with the Amanda and West News and now we're here I just feel this isn't episode like it's okay to be alone, you know, yeah It is it is calm down everybody calm down. So now we go back to the The galley where Ellie is frosting her cake and he's like oh look at that It's a little pineapple right side up cake isn't it isn't that bad check
It's going to make it more difficult to transfer. Oh, you're so clever on you on you when we ice it can we put the pineapple Beautiful we want to put pineapple. I know you're gonna do a good job Feel it. I feel it. Comey galley. She said oh my god. I'm going to do my best. Oh chef
“What the hell? She's just too made a turn. Yeah, I think I think basically having the captain say like”
Get it together. I think like they both we're just like okay. We got to we got to make this work
So now the guests are ready to head back and Jenna me while still setting up this arc on the On the deck and she's like Mark mark. I'm gonna grab some more vines. Can you help move the farer lots mark mark? Can you give me the fair lots? You're not gonna listen to me anyway, huh? and um and like it's been a corner making like different shapes out of his
ball skin and so then Everyone comes to get changed and we go back to the sun back and Jenna is still decorating and Mike claps at her to hurry up Shake don't clap your heads up there. I've asked you for fair lots. Daisy comes back. We've got less than 40 five minutes Jenna. You've got 45 minutes. You're better hurry up. I'm actually gonna get really annoyed. Come stop what's in time. Mark
I've asked for fair lots and there's like fair lots. There's no fair lots around where the fair lots like there's no theory
Let's in the books got the fair lots. There's like okay. I'll catch the farer lots come on hurry up You guys Mike's like I just need Janet to work. That's just so we can all get it done quicker. It's like I'll get it relaxed past all for you now. I'm like you know in Jenny's not gonna move for jokes It makes me want to wind you up you didn't move like that's great, but you're working and so don't wind up the person you're trying to have a smooth Workplace with just get that fucking fairery lights already
You know those little nooms in front of houses that people put out I feel like this Mike is the reason why people kick those over Yeah, so Daisy comes back with fairy lights and they finish it. It's a huge achievement and now Ellie's icing the cake everybody's loving it now on the Sunback Mike's like it looks really wonderful I don't know what's going on with the art. It looked like we're wrapping a mummy. It's like shut up Mike
Okay, I just want to get changed in 10 minutes. Can we do it? I can't wait to act It looks really beautiful It looks good stop doing that. I just really feel like you're so condescending Mike and he's like Okay, I'm just quiet now. I'm just doing the favorite. It's like I'm really frustrated Oh god, fuck me if they stop foolking bickering this would be dog by now
So just bickering bickering bickering bickering like oh my god, children. Let's go So now it's 15 minutes until the ceremony and It looks great looks great everybody so Alicia already is the crew that the guests are ready and then we go to the bar with Ben Eddie and Betul and The Ben's like this is this is pretty cool right Betul or right Eddie and he's like when's it last wedding you went to and he's I just missed what it was my oh
Really tonight that is reminiscently trigly for me But I'm going to put my thoughts behind me I've already ruined one wedding and I'll be down if I'm gonna ruin another unsensitive now So then we see Jason and Daisy is wow on the sun deck and and they're all goofing off ready for this wedding to start in days It's like if I happen to fight myself and I committed a relationship perhaps with
Yeah, I might have a small wedding the run to dress and I certainly will not be spending money But I'm not 22 with a fucking Pinterest board of my dream wedding
“I have a Pinterest board of pizza chips. That's why I've got and I'm like dude. I just trying to get to my fucking second date”
So now is the wedding and the guys are all cute and crying
They're like oh, you're my heart you're my home.
Other ones like yeah, thanks for understanding me and controlling me unconditionally
“And I don't know buying me this weird silk one piece. I'm wearing”
But I promise to be I will I'm gonna be your support. Wow. And so I'm gonna pay in beige Oh, honey So they kiss and it's nice and everyone's cheering. Try coming out. So then today's dinner time today I'd like to just I just would love to say today mock and clay my your days be filled with joys you know it's with laughter and the in-between's the boundaries
I now pronounce you boundary and boundary I put this ring on your finger otherwise known is a boundary Right other people will see that you're now married congratulations boundary people kiss kiss do it. Oh God the kiss So then um everyone goes to dinner and ben serves a filet mignon with pink or in-crusted baby eggplant And uh the cake is ready the cake is ready
And Jason tells the guests about his daughter Sasquiao and He's actually grew up in the Philippines. She's got the filet pino empathy in sympathy God thank God for those filet pino. Say really can feel things You know I called to the other day and I said I'm hungry and she said for Eminem's and I said thank God for the filet pino in you little girl She's got the filet pino empathy the filet pino sympathy and the Australian sandalwood
“That's what she's got out of it. She wants to care for everyone”
Oh So okay come down and it's pretty it's a pineapple cake and everyone's like I'm a god as to cake and then Daisy and be sorry. Sorry. Did you notice that the the top tier of that cake was so teeny tiny It was like the size of a tomato paste can Because it was like there you know getting progressively small but the top tier it was like so it was like a little column and I was like
I think the proportions are wrong enough in How dare you So The Daisy is telling me which will she could be a stew she's so helpful and she's like stop saying that
Because no you get a great job because never
She also I have also I don't even know what you just said. I just want you to stop saying it I'm tired So we got a bad and Allian banner really nice to each other. He complicate complementary cake and it's like good teamwork And he's like yeah, that's right. So then the next morning
Now it's breakfast time and Ben's like this is the great egg challenge. They've got to be perfect They just don't need to look like they went through a car wash Yeah, exactly And Alicia's cleaning a nightstand and she's saying to herself
“Alicia, what am I doing? Which I think she does all the time that seems like and so Daisy sends janitor helper because”
God forbid Alicia can actually succeed at any task on this boat and the Daisy opens a nightstand and Alicia was cleaning it and she finds the towel Alicia was using to clean in the nightstand drawer So she said guys Carl come in here look what I've just found for book sake I don't don't make my job any harder than it needs to be at least because it was definitely Mikey
They show the clip again of Alicia leaving it there Oh god, and this is a janitor just please double check janitor's like that's ridiculous Hot Lisa and Mike just like don't cover time and they're like making me look bad around Arizona and I'm already feeling the pressure as I can still so like now the cleaning cloth It's just like so about hang
So then We docked the boat Successfully without an indrama and the guests are filling out their common cards and then they say goodbye In classic I get emotional, but you guys have made this so special and we both come from very humble
Page beginnings and to be on a 36 million dollar yacht with a crew like this with
Watery eggs and slow service and panty liners attached the walls of our closet. It's just Absolutely phenomenal. Thank you so much. I do we come from humble beginnings You don't say your husband is standing next to you in a Louis Vuitton bucket hat a Gucci belt He's like the Amanda Francis of this there's just like brands falling all over him So they leave analysts he's like I love love and sink they mark together
They've definitely got something really strong and secure It's something I spy me and my boyfriend to have you been with your boyfriend for five minutes Alicia calm down with this yesterday and she's like and you know We're not quite renewing our vows yet, but one day I can't wait to leave a rag in his drawer So Daisy and Ben are in the crew mass and Daisy's like hurry up hell and and Ben's like well
I feel like I just did 15 rounds with Muhammad Ali and got the shit kicked out of me and we didn't even have our wedding yet All right, so oh sorry so Jason calls Ellie up to the bridge and he's like now listen off I've got not got a problem with Ellie you know having issues but the way she went about them that's the problem
So
She he calls her in and um, he's like and Ben needs to take account for the original issue I want to I want them to see at the season and work well together, but it's a risk so I've got to see If this could work so I'm gonna call them to the bridge and then I'm gonna stand outside the door And I'm gonna see what happens
“All right you too. I think you guys need to have a chat now”
Now's the end emotionally she wants more respect. I want to see that result and if you have a problem with that we make changes So as the captain's my responsibility to oversee this conversation and mediate it by stepping out of the room And finding some MMMs so good luck Belendries do the thing I'll see you in about 10 minutes boy All right, thank you bourbon ball by steps all right Ellie. Let's get down to it
Why are you leaving? I feel like the captain should stay and oversee this because the cat this is captain Jason I'm telling you captain Jason hates this shit every time there's a problem he's like all right He's what we're gonna do You're gonna work it out all right all the him. I'll be my been my cabin
“Hands off a approach guys hands off. Well, that's okay”
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