#3289 Summer House S10E9 Part One: Training Old Yeller

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I'm Ronnie, that's been hi, Ben. Hi, oh, there's something. But that's dumb. Someone who is not slept with Ben's best friend, Dominique everybody. What is he?

“Dominique, he just came into say, I was like, are you starting?”

I was like, it's okay, you can come in and influence it. He can give a surprise, gets on the air. So lovely. Well, you know, open us with some true love on this doc, doc, summer house day. Welcome to summer house.

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All the plugs. Wow, we have more plugs than a Turkish hair process. Yeah, more place than Mike on below deck down under. Yeah, which I can handle that joke a little bit better. How can you land jokes when there's so much drama in there?

Speaking of below deck, if you didn't listen to our below deck episode, yesterday, that was when we had our done, done, done, breaking news about Amanda and Kyle. I'm sorry, West. That Amanda's infamous IG story broke.

It's she published it about five seconds before we went live. So we read it live on the air there. And we had our initial impressions.

“So if you want to hear what we felt like.”

If you want to hear the amount that we were gagged and cute. You can listen to our below deck episode. But of course, we're probably going to be talking about this all week long. And for the next several weeks, because it's now going to be a thing. And so today's headlines that I saw, of course, I went to page six.

And the first thing that I saw was that West was in a committed relationship

with an influencer named Montana girl. Oh, my gosh, she did a Montana girl on Montana girl. So that there, so now we can elevate this up to the level of affair. So congratulations to this to this scandal. Second of all, Bethany Franco weighed in, because page six for some reason,

tracks everything Bethany Franco says. And she pretty much says things to be tracked by page six. So they have a great relationship. And basically, Bethany Franco was like, "What? There's like two single people that like made out.

They can sound like they're containing adults. Like move on. Like what's that big deal? Like what? So what? We can't. It was like typical hypocritical Bethany who had a fit over multiple people dating Tom years ago. Typical Bethany, typical.

I saw a, yeah, I saw a few things. I saw that West and Amanda have been dating for a long time. And not only that, he is not just with Amanda. He's with multiple people and was not dating anybody really. So she's just kind of one of many.

And then I saw a Dave Portnoy. Did you see him? Yes. I didn't watch it. I'm not going to sit and watch a Dave Portnoy video, but I did watch what page six.

I did. Someone sent a link to me. So I watched his TikTok. Because I don't, I don't know. I'm not like a bar stool sports.

I'm sure that I'm not in there. You know, desire. He goes with demographic. And yeah. I don't think they're really coming from my viewership.

But I just don't watch it because it's like dudes. It's like West.

“To me, it's like thousands of Wests is how I think of it.”

I don't know if that's accurate or not. So I'm not dissing it. It's just how I think of it. It's like vintage Carl. Yeah.

Vintage Carl. Vintage Carl. That kind of guy. And so, remember they used to wear the hats and jacks. Where's the hats?

No. No. That's where Saturdays for the boys came from. I think that was the saying with the bar stool sports. What all stars for the boys?

It was for the boys. Oh. softer. That did not come from bar stool sports. softer.

Thank you. It's like from like warm food transports. Okay. Of course sports. Looking from cross sports.

Cross dual sports. So yeah, I watched his thing. I was cracking up. He's sitting on a beach somewhere. And he's, you know, like all sun.

He looks like a pirate.

And he's like, yeah, you know.

“Yeah, you know, I'm not like that gossip queen kind of guy anymore.”

You know, because like, I'm older. Like I'm sitting on a beach now. Trying to get some sun. But you know, everybody's bothering me about this. West thing.

You know, like, I don't know West. You know, I mean, I kind of know West because like we was trying to do a podcast with him. And, you know, that girl. It didn't work out because her agents are painted in the ass. Anyway.

But, you know, I knew about this West amount of stuff. Because you're the Brianna chicken fry. There's a name you don't hear every day. Brianna. You know, she told me, you know, at the Super Bowl.

She was like, yeah, you know that West is dating that Amanda girls. Gonna be a big story. I don't care. You know, like, I know that Tom Brady is dating, you know, the Call of Daddy check. What do I care?

So I'm not a gossip queen.

So that's not either here or not.

I love a straight guy like being like, I'm not a gossip queen. As he gives you all the gossip is so fucking funny. Cause straight guys are so like that too. They're the best gossips. They are the biggest gossips.

Straight men. That's where the gossip all lives. All they will gossip. They'll gossip like crazy because in their mind, they actually don't think they're gossiping. Cause they actually, they actually think that women are the only ones who are capable

of gossiping. So for a man to gossip, it's just like he's just relaying information. Yeah. They do have their boobs have hair that doesn't count. That's weird.

Yeah. So anyway, he goes on to say that Brianna chicken fry told him that Amanda and West were dating at the Super Bowl, which was February 8th. I looked it up. Please.

Do you want to check in fries a real name? Yeah. You just made that up. First of all, she's friends with West and she she became famous to me. Because apparently she found like a bow on the ground and then gotten a fight with a bathroom

with a mom who's kid owned the bow. And she was like, you stole that buff from my kids. Like, I fuck you, lady. And she's like telling off the lady and think that she's doing something. But she like looked like a crazy idiot.

So it's really all I know her. And it's just an influencer.

Just 1.1 million followers on Instagram.

Brianna chicken fried.

“More than anybody on summer house, I think, right?”

Well, probably a current cast. Or just say. Or just say, but uh, because she's looking fried. And you're not being huge with the name like chicken fry. I mean, I'll follow you.

I don't even eat chicken. I'll follow. I'll follow. I'm down. I'll follow.

I'm proud of her. You know, butter on a bagel. That's going to be my new name. I'm going to get so many followers. Ben and Ronnie sides awesome.

Oh my god. So um, okay. So anyway, he said that he's that Brianna said she saw those two or date. She knew that those two were dating all the way back

into Super Bowl, which was February 8th. And Dave went on to say, yeah. And you know, like, uh, he was there. The Super Bowl was Sierra. So that's like a big huge thing because he was like.

So apparently what I've heard is that Sierra was dating like she decided to give him another chance. And that they were kind of dating. And he bought the whole time he was being in Amanda. So listen, I don't know.

I don't know. What's true and what's not because now information's literally just flying out there. You know. Yeah. This is everything is.

Everything is coming at full speed. And it's very intense. And we'll give you all the headlines as we hear them. And we will encourage to hit them. And, uh, well, of course, be waiting for Brianna chicken fry to weigh in.

Because I'm sure she'll have something to say. But um, this is this is going to be an ever evolving story. And it's going to get worse and worse. And of course, Andy today on Twitter was like, well, tweet me your questions for the summer house.

Reunion, which I was cracking up at because. He knows it's going to be a flood of quite like hilarious questions and shady questions. He, he, he, I just, he's such a hilarious Bengali. You know, like, does, the scandal breaks and he's like, well,

said to your questions. I'm like, I don't know. You can see this is big smile on his face. And he is going to go to town on West. I think it's great.

Andy, Andy has different demeanors on different reunions. And, um, when it comes to like the, the young reunions, like, management rules and southern charm. And summer house, even though they're not so young anymore, to him, they're still like the kids.

He does not give a fuck.

“And he will, he is going to, I think he's going to really destroy West.”

I mean, he'll, he'll go after Amanda, but he's going to really go after West. No, Amanda is going to do a lot of crying. I mean, I mean, I don't feel bad for it. I was just crying. Yeah.

I saw that Amanda lost to huge influencer deal yesterday. They came out and they were like, whatever. New same, same cute clothes, new influencer. And they dumped her and they had just launched. I mean, Amanda, Amanda, leave it up to Amanda to launch

and influence her campaign. And then 30 minutes later, go on. Yeah, release that statement. Like what is it? And then Lindsay posted.

Lindsay posted some douchebag from Love is blind

Because I guess he's like one of the most hated people in the country right now.

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crappy commercial. Well, also, I did think it was curious that they released their joint statement on the day that summer house airs.

Normally, if people, like, I don't know. I just surprise they didn't barrier. Like, why do they? I'm surprised they didn't like drop it on like Easter Sunday. When people might be distracted.

Like politics. That's what they do. Yeah, you know. Like put it on Friday night. Then by the time Monday comes around, nobody will be taught.

But you know what? I have to think these people are so stupid that they really thought this would help. I mean, maybe they thought, like, maybe West thought, oh, I'm caping.

You know, I'm like saving this poor girl. And then demand is like, well, I don't feel for me. Because, you know, I was going to with Kyle. I don't know. Yeah, because why else would you drop an influencer campaign

and then that?

“I think that, like, um, yeah, because that's”

we're about to get into. Because we are actually going to recap summer house. Um, you know, Amanda is like this. The show with Amanda and Kyle is dark. And so maybe they're thinking, okay, people will be mad at me

for a few hours. And then they're going to watch summer house. I'm and be like, oh, I see why she did what she did because she was in a desperate place. And she was sad, you know.

So maybe she waited for the most dramatic, the most

Kyle being horrible episodes to finally release it

because then she's like, oh, well, but then they'll see Kyle being so horrible to me. Yeah, that makes sense actually politically. But instead of all it did was make the whole thing feel cringy and what I will say is that it did remind me of

scandal in that we were watching something that was edited and presented to tell one narrative. But we know a different narrative in real life. And gosh, that's fun. It's cringy and it's fun.

We, you know, I'm frankly sick of these people lying. And I'm sick of it. I've had it. I've had it with their privacy. And they're like, we know know you this.

Yes, you do OS. You're on fucking TV. You OS at least not lying. You know what I mean? And you guys lie all the time.

Especially you Amanda. Amanda just went through this whole big thing with Kyle,

where she was leaving Kyle and everybody said,

"Oh my God, did Amanda leave Kyle?" She's like, no. She's making like joke posts on Instagram. Like, oh, I just moved into the dog house. Because she wasn't ready to come forward about it.

No, you aren't a reality show. You're making a sit here through this shit for year after year after year. You owe me this. You will tell me.

“So I think people are getting sick of them lying all the time”

and hiding things. And we're tired. We will follow you now. People are following them through the streets. We're done.

We're done. Yeah, I have to tell you something. Some of that's really distracting to me is that the new iOS has this thing where it puts like a little slideshow on your desktop and it just changes the photos throughout the day.

You know? I want that. No. It just doesn't. No, like, on my desk, on my laptop, on my, on my.

That's not the last. Not your on my macOS. I don't say iOS. I'm sorry. More like, lie OS.

Um, but there's like this. Oh, my god. It's 1/11. Good luck. Good luck.

I wish for $5 million. Okay. Go ahead. It's actually 11/11 over here. So it's almost like one more one than you.

Not triple lock. Oh, my god. Like, I literally have given so much to have that extra one. And like, it's fine. I walked to that one could fly.

Um, the whole point of the stupid thing I'm talking about is that. Um, is that on the desktop, there's this like little slideshow that happens in the background.

“I think it's just to be like, hey, remember this?”

And there is a shot from one of the crappies where Ariana was on. And she is looking over at you in the photo. But the window that we're recording on is covering up you. And it looks like she's just listening to you talk right now about someone else. And it's just smiling.

And it is the funniest thing. And I'm going to show. I'm going to show what this looks like because I keep on laughing at this like. This is, this is what it looks like on my screen right now. It's just Ariana staring at staring at us as we talk.

Like, you guys, you guys don't even know what you're, what this is like. These candles with my 30,000 water bottles in front of her. Yeah, they probably start thinking about how that looks. Um, yeah. So this is pretty crazy.

This Amanda West stuff. Just for those of you who didn't listen to the blow deck. Don't want to go back to listen to that. I think the basic feeling is fuck these people. You know, how dare you?

I knew West was trash. Obviously, I've been saying it for years. That guy's trash. I don't believe the thing that comes out of his mouth as far as all of this. Linga went Sierra.

He's doing it for TV. He's fucking Amanda to get on the city. No one can tell me otherwise. Um, and we discussed a little how West is not getting it as bad as Amanda.

Friendship betrayal. I think, yeah, no one cares about Kyle Kyle deserves whatever. Amanda can fuck whoever she wants as far as I'm concerned with Kyle. Like, I'm not worried about Kyle's feelings for this. This is, you, you just be trade a friend who stands up for you even in this episode.

“She's, she's the one you told you should leave your damn husband.”

She wouldn't have told you that if she had known that you were going to go fuck her ex without telling her about it.

So I think, ultimately, this is about just a bad rotten betrayal.

And I think it sucks. And I think it sucks too. Yeah, and I don't think anyone feels too bad for Kyle. Because I don't know if Kyle, I don't know how much Kyle cares. You know, he was on watch or happens live last week.

And Andy asked him, like, if it's true, what would you say? He's like, ah, that'd be crazy, but like, if Amanda did that, then I mean, if it made her happy, I guess I'd be okay with it. Now, easier said than done. I don't know if he still feels that way, but part of me feels like Kyle would be more than happy.

Just have Amanda out. Like, just be like, fine, give her someone else, move on to someone else and I can move on. And I can now I can start banging chicks and people won't get mad at me. Yeah, Kyle is happy. But Kyle should be sending them thank you cards because of whole internet, it's been like, fuck you, Kyle.

For the last few weeks, especially the last two weeks. So yeah, Kyle's like, I was like, thanks, Amanda. Yes, I cut. Yeah. And including in about 30 seconds, when we actually start to recap the show,

we will now resume our previously scheduled old Kyle bashing.

But he's pretty unflappable. I think that Kyle just goes forward. I mean, we've said so much shit about him. And then when we see him in purchase, like, hey, guys, you know, like, okay. Cool, you know, like, okay, cool, you know.

“So I think he's just going to be like, well, that sucks.”

Yeah, he's unflappable. I think he's going to be like, bro, that was like not, that was like not cool. But I'm not going to get mad at you. I'm just going to drink a little bit more. Yeah, but it's this whole episode.

He's like, Kyle West, everybody's no mad. I mean, nobody knows what he thinks about how shitty Amanda is. And it's like, well, you're gifts. You know, if anybody's good at manifestation right now, it's Kyle. Kyle is Amanda, Amanda station game. Yeah, he's a mad fest at this.

Amanda Vest. Okay, let's get into it. Somehow season 10 episode nine. Rinkos have rules. Hey, and we're still in the middle of this golden girls kind of party.

Uh, where everyone's dressed like Mr. Dalfire to certain degrees. And just he is like, hey, grandpa's guy gave everybody their medicine. He's like pouring people, booze into their mouths. And then he's on a scooter, he's going around. And they're just all doing a lot of being wacky.

And just sort of we're hearing just like fragments of funny things that they're saying. You know, me as like, can I take a little shot or something? Well, what about my insulin? So it's like fun times. It's like wacky old people, you know, jokes.

And so KJ jumps in the pool. Um, and there is like, oh my god, I can't. No, literally look at me. Like he looks insane. And I look at him.

Like look at this stupid face. That was just me blowing out of love. Love it. Bullet there. Drown KJ.

Drown. Just kidding. I'm just kidding. Love you honey. I'm bullying.

I'm going to cook you something later. Um, so Carl and Kyle sit down. Uh, and again, I, I, I, I just didn't really abuse that like Kyle had to apply all this stuff to make himself look like an old man. Like he has hair coming out of his ears.

He has a gut. They put gray all over the place. Big bushy eyebrows. Like a mustache. They, they, they, they do everything to make him look older and Carl just had to put

like some baby pattern his hair. Like wow. We're some sunglasses. People would get. That's it.

Like rolling. They roll it free. They look. The new cast of cocoon is here. I'm also be for Carl and all of this because you know, Carl's had an extremely

boring, um, half a decade on the show. And got less tart.

And he finally has a meme that's gone viral this year, which is him in the office.

“I think when Kyle is talking about his money problems and Carl's just like giving”

those face like his face is just like he's confused. And confused Carl has taken over. I see it on every summer house thread. They start with that. It's become the new meanie.

You know how meanie painting the doll. Giff is. Yeah, around forever. So that's the Carl version. And Carl got to post that this week.

That was his response to all of this was the confused confused old man Carl. So I was proud of him, I was thinking of what he's he's bored the hell out of us, but got he at least got a meme out of it. Good for you. Carl's been on a journey.

This Carl. Yeah. Robkey guy. So Carl's like, well, oh, so if you went all the way back, that would be amazing.

Your your legs aren't even touching your whole. Look at the wall. Wow. Because yeah, you like my eyes on it. Like, yeah, okay.

Well, um, so. Can we like have serious like bro to bro man to man talk? It's like, man. I feel like my heart's going into like pop up. My body because you know what I mean?

You know, I've been like a little preoccupied trying to keep it together.

You know what I'm saying?

“Oh, I mean, because he's like, yeah, yeah.”

It's a good time party party. Let's talk serious. Okay. My head's popping up. I feel like I'm in a time.

And I can't go immediately into just staring at the wall. Mode. He knows I can't even move man. Well, you know, like last night. Like, I think I've been in my own little world.

Well, oh, soft party. I'm like, yeah. I don't know. I wanted to clear the area. You know, it's like hard to concentrate. All I hear is.

Thought some espresso machine. So anyway, um, you know, like the investment. I just wanted to warn you. The investment thing is come up among folks, you know.

But new Carl says things like folks.

So, um, I was just a little sad about it. To be honest, because like, I remember back when you were getting lover boy going and like, obviously I believed in it. It was support you and I know it wasn't a ton of money back then, but you know with inflation like that would have been like 30,000 dollars now, so.

Yeah, but you like you've given me like so many opportunities professionally on just like in so supportive.

“So like having involved in some ways is like it's like, it's like, it's important to me, you know?”

And like I'm lots of have you come by so far and I like make you one of our specialties, which is a virgin vodka water. So just let me know if you want to come by. Look how's like. Look at the very least I'd like to see you walking around in a $10,000 investment soft bar hat. That would be great. Yeah, like investor gifts were listed on the internet is like $10,000.

Yeah. You get a cap. $20,000. Did you get a cap and a pencil? This is so soft bar.

Steve Sanders would do it. I mean he bought that bowl for $5,000 on Merit Med. So Kyle is like, I think they need to try to not pay for a latte. He'd be like, how dare you trying to charge me for a latte? Wacky.

You get a free, you get a free latte.

You get a free latte. It's not a works. I'm obsessed with tea. I am sparking it. I am specifically targeting it.

I could just watch. Someone please make a meme of Steve wacking his figure. This is my favorite thing. So I was like, well, I don't blame you. I don't blame you.

You bet on me. I want to bet on you. But my lot's way too deep in love with my way too deep. Because of whittle is though. This is actually a trouble of folding.

Are you saying that your non-breakable order is going to fold before my broken motor? Let's say did you hear about whittle? Yeah, last month alone before I learned payment. We lost a hundred and seventy-five grand.

And our loan payment is 50 grand every month. Whoa. Wow. So if you don't find another partner in the next few months. Is that a hit? Is that a hit from over what?

Thank you. Hallmark Christmas movie premise line coming in.

“Like that's how every hallmark movie starts.”

If we don't find another partner in the next few months, we're going to lose the business. What are we going to do? I don't know. But I'm going to go home to my childhood home to tend to the hotel.

That's been in our family for generations and see if we can fix it. I'm going to put on a DJ show. My daddy's hotel. That'll bring him here. Again, star alarms for it comes in.

Yeah. And that is kind of what he's been doing. He's like, "Uh, business is feeling let's put on a show." You know, he's got the DJ thing going on. Oh, yeah.

Because I'll be thinking. Why boy Christmas. I'm very white Christmas. The whiteest Christmas starring Calica. I'm dreaming of a lovely Christmas.

Hmm. No. Now, that song has a very different meaning with the summer housecast. No. No.

No. No. Come on. Come on. Cheers.

Here comes one right now. Yeah. Level boy goes bankrupt. He's like, "Oh, my God. Six months, 12 months, 18 months, 24 months, 30 months. I'm just going to go and eat." Wow.

Yeah, I was not counting. Six of too much. Kyle, we get it. You understand your sixes? Hmm. I don't know all math.

You know, when you were running around Marathon, you count everything about six, six minutes. 12 minutes. 14 minutes off math. That was off time.

Yeah. Well, I'm going to try and have fun. You know, it's like I have three months to live. Oh, I don't think I realize. I mean, obviously it's been rollercoaster. But oh, is it as bad as brick and mortar?

Bro, it's like the most stressful things you can imagine. I don't think Amanda even understands or appreciates the current state of affairs. The y'all, but like in Worcester scenario, I floor boy, I weren't to make it. Like you still have each other, right? He's like, ah, I don't know.

Okay. Cool. Oh, that's a good talk.

Okay. I'll get that $10,000.

You know, Carl's probably thinking, "Look, your business is going to fold anyway. So, just give me $10,000." If you've got a $10,000 into this, thinking ship isn't going to help anything,

but it's going to help me a lot. So, can I get $10,000? And in fact, he should just say that. Like, let's bro. The love of boy Dream is dead.

Okay. Love of boy is dead. Believe in soft bar. I still know that he owes Carl any of that.

“I think he gave Carl so much money to work at that job.”

Carl was clearly not doing his job in earning it. I think I was actually being somewhat nice here by not pointing any of that out. I actually agree. I think this is what we said last week, which is that like, if Kyle were a mench, he would do it.

Like, he doesn't-- he's not obligated to do it. And he-- he did it. It would be a very lovely thing to do, but he has helped Carl so much. And I don't know.

Although, has he because, you know, when Kyle's like, "I'm on your board of advisors for your brand."

By the way, it minds about to tank and go belly up.

So, yeah, not all help is good help. It's like, "I helped you put out the fire at your house. Do you want throwing gasoline on it?" Well, still. It was wet.

I thought it. I thought it was something. So I tried. So KJ is now talking to Tara. And some guy is talking to Sierra.

And he's like, "Oh my God, your boobs are so exposed because she's wearing the big old lady bouncy booby rack." And he's like, "Can I touch him?" And so meanwhile, Jessie and Lindsay go to talk. And she's like, "I'm looking for sugar daddy."

Like, "That's amazingly what I'm here." "Well, I'm just out of baby." "No, I'm looking for sugar daddy." And he's like, "All right. I told you I'd find you no timer."

“And we have a flashback to them talking about that.”

And Jessie's like, "Yeah, by the way, that guy over there." He looks like you could have a bit of money. He's awkward. Strange. No one's talking to him.

Which means he's probably someone who's really nerdy

and made a lot of money with the start-up.

Let's go talk to him. They just picked the nerdy as guy they can. Like, let's go for it. And he's like, "Oh, my nice shoes. Good one."

She looks like I'd break him in half. Or let's do this. So they go up to him. And we see some flashbacks of her terrible relationships. And she's like, "May as well.

Get so many out of it." So she goes up to him. And he's like, "Hey, brother. I'm Jessie. I'm a touch or a hot lady."

Okay, Brandon, good to meet you. This is Lindsay. It's like, "I'm dory. This is a nice to meet you." Are you rich?

Because I just got myself an enormous apartment that I probably can't afford. And I need some to actually fund it, please. He's like, "Do I look rich?" Oh, yeah. You look rich?

Uh, well, great. That's the goal. Do you go to Vegas? I'm going to go to Vegas? It's like, no, I don't.

Do you? I love this lot, honey. She's like, "Are we role-playing? Are you asking me seriously?" It's like, "Are we role-playing?"

Am I supposed to be getting a bone right now? I know. It's like, "Well, you dress nice. And you have my shoes and a nice wand?" Uh, thank you.

Yeah, whom do you do? He's like, "Oh, I'm good friends with Carl."

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Well, you know, if I could always be in an older woman outfit,

“just tracking my ass off, I think that's how I would choose to go out.”

Old people just got bullied by Dara. The bully, myster. Something Carl is in his room texting and he's like, Oh, hey. Oh, God. How do I say this?

Oh, you could do this Carl. You could do this. Okay. I wish you were here this weekend. Oh, I did it.

I did it. Who's hard, but I'm getting back out there. Yeah, I feel like a little just kind of weird. Maybe it's because I'm walking around in my underwear in this party, but the conversation with Carl.

I don't feel like anything really got accomplished. She was just like bitching, like what was me? And it's just like a thing that Carl does. I'm like me who just sort of bitches to some people quietly and then moats around.

And then wait for someone else because something went wrong. You know, and if it's how we controls to the conversation, so kind of end to bail. So I'm bailing texts him back and it's like me too. Don't have too much fed with that.

Be smiling face. P.S.

The smiley face was flirting.

Did you get it? Was that good? Was that flirting? It's best story. Don't be.

Carl having too much fun without someone rad-key. Oh. I kind of wish Billy was here. I'm a mom. Maybe she would distract me from this.

I just didn't have friends. Someone is cute. Something. I wish Bailey was here. Dress like my mom.

That weird. And I'll be like, hey mom, meet my other mom. Churn. Make churn. So, speak of which.

Now, by the way, this is a great sign for Bailey. Because normally when someone does not get to come out to the summer house because they are quote unquote taking care of stuff in the city this weekend, we don't see them at all. They're just like, they just don't exist.

But Bailey gets the rare scene in the city while everyone is at the summer house thing over the weekend and I was very proud of her for this. They're committed.

They're committed to Bailey.

So she calls her mom and her mom's in the country. And Bailey is like, what country?

“She goes, are you pretending to be like outdoorsy for this man?”

Or something? She's like, yes, something like that. I am. I'm pretending to be outdoorsy. Okay.

It's great. How are you, honey? Well, it's very, it's very like when Aiden takes care of the country. I'm about to feel like film some equal interviews. You know, she's like, well, you seem so busy.

How's the share house? Well, it's really good. And I'm just trying to date again, which is weird. And I'm trying to flirt. So like the other day, I went up and found a volleyball.

And I liked it. And I said, was that hot for anyone? And you know what I responded? Oh honey, you're still going with that flirting story about? Yes, mom.

I'm trying to flirt. Okay. I called you from the bench in New York City to tell you. I'm trying to flirt. Okay.

So then we see a flashback to Carl being like, are we flirting now? She's like, are we? I think we're flirting. I think it's that whole. I think we're doing pretty good.

Oh. Oh, good. Good. Dark laws for flirt are whole. So then Sarah is like, is anybody cute?

Anyone you like? She was like, yeah, there's Carl. He's sweet. He's six, five. Huge guy.

Like a teddy bear. Also, just as furry. Just like the sweetest nicest man in the world. But I'm also like, I haven't had a boyfriend since I was in the worst relationship. I've ever been in.

And I'm just a lot more fierce, but fearful than I thought I was going to be. Well, I got some really good advice, not too long ago, from someone that I really admire. You. Me? Yeah.

And that is, if you're the same person in that relationship, then you'll have the same relationship. So may not be like that. You don't have to be, you don't, you don't have game. But maybe it's just that you're not so enamored with the red flags anymore. Okay.

Well, thanks. I'd be this talk. That was great advice. Okay. Wow.

I hope you have a great time. Wait, what was that flirting honey? It was flirting. It was flirting. Finally.

Finally. So then we go back to the birthday and Ben checks him with Kyle. And the guys are all hugging. Is that happy birthday mate? You all right?

It's fucking forty, three, forty, fucking three. All right. Is that your hands in a rough couple of weeks? I don't talk about it. I don't talk about it.

I don't talk about it.

“It's like, well, has someone go on an erection right now?”

I guess I maybe that was a call back to when he got a boner during their game. That they played. Now, Jesse's friend Maggie arrives. And you know what you're doing? That's the goal.

And Maggie's like, hi, I'm Maggie. And then they go inside. And he's like giving her a tour. And he's like, yeah, this is a hallway. And this is a bedroom.

And here's my bathroom. And we can make out. Like, you know, I was trying to date different types of different type of girl. I date these very sweet, bubbly, corporate girlies. But Maggie's so nice.

And we have good conversation. So I'm trying not to judge too quickly. I'm like, yes, I'm so glad you changed up the type of girl you normally go after,

Time to see if some variety.

Tiny of the last blonde girl in the early 20s. Yeah, you're really, you're really stretched in there, Jesse. Yeah. I'm really going for something different, just Lexi, but without the mom and sister, you know? So then Carl sees him and he's like, oh, you guys are like, too.

That's all I've got to say. And Lindsay outside is like, I'm excuse me. I'm looking for a sugar daddy. Someone's like, oh, this guy's got old money. Check, do you have a yacht?

Because, no, I'm just trying to like, he's got a robot. Like, I have a kayak actually. Oh, I don't know what's going to go in. And then we get to traditional Kyle and Ben look how peeing on the side of the party and this time Ben is next to him.

And he goes like, I mean, I've seen them digs, but you go out of dick. He's like, oh, I'm looking on it. Like, why? You've got like that entire lawn. Why are you guys peeing directly adjacent to each other?

“It's like, God, that's what you do in your guy.”

You go and you pee right next to each other and you look at each other's leaner. Whether you're gay or not, you're just, it's important. It explains a lot about a man's personality. His psychology. The leaner affects the man's brain.

You know a man's weener. You know his personality. So then Sierra and me are sitting outside and talking about it. And Sierra's like, God, a man does the best old person. And he's like, oh my God.

So they're like watching her like shuffle around and whatever. And me as like, me as like saying, you know, a man did what's upset earlier. She was feeling like everyone was talking about her. So then Lindsay sits down and she's like, oh, well, well,

God's in session. How are your titties feeling Sierra? She's like, yeah, they're heavy. She's like, so what are we gossiping about? I was like, well, we're talking about Kyle and Amanda.

And then I'm going to say to me that he's on the line for a lot right now. Like, the lover boy of it all. She's like, well, what's going on with the love boy? It's like, so when we see that Kyle's on the line for like millions of dollars. Yes.

And so Sierra tells her that she's like,

it's like, it's like $3 million.

And like, I don't care. Like, I don't care how much you're on the line for. You still don't need to talk to your wife that way. And that's unacceptable period. Well, do you think that the state of the lover boy

finances will affect Amanda? She's like, yeah, they don't have a prenapping. She's like, oh, right. Right. Mmm.

You just see on Lindsay's face because Lindsay was like, good a prenapping. Yeah, a prenapped stupid. So Sierra's like, well, if he's on the line, then he should be on the line.

And she's like, oh my god, that's worse than I ever went on.

“That's why I'm totally gonna go mess around with him.”

So then Lindsay's going back to her sugar daddy thing, which is getting pretty old pretty quickly. And then Ben goes up to a table and he's like, "Hit is anyone want some weird as originals? I got them by the heaps."

Thank you. That was a model making a joke.

It's so nice to always get that applause.

Thank you. Yeah. So now they're meeting a girl named Hannah. And Wes is like, um, this is Ben. He's all still in.

He talks funny. He's like, hello. So like, bring it in sexy. Ha ha. He's like, oh, I'm meeting amazing people.

But I'm definitely distracted. Or I keep thinking about the last person I dated that I never really broke up with just to be on the show and pretending to be single, even though I've been dating this girl the whole time.

So we see clips of this girl. And he's sticking with his story that she just loved him too fast. And he couldn't take it. So he backed away. He's copying the exact same story from Andrea.

Andrea. The exact same thing. We're not buying this model sir. Foreign model loves someone from afar. Um, the other thing is that they, they,

as an example of their love. We see this picture of them. He's shirtless. They're in bed and they're making out. And I'm like, who took that photo?

I'm worried. I was like, you.

“So you guys were making, I was like, wait a second.”

We have to take a photo with this. So he clearly stuck his hand up. Man, took a picture of them. Making out a bed. This is.

No one. I just, I can't stand that. I can't stand it. Because the picture is supposed to imply like, oh, you just caught us.

Oh my god. I'm so sorry. That was my phone. I thought it was on my brain. The terror is immune it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You've got one hour.

The terror is coming. We really, literally, is the ringtone from 21. Do, do, do, do. It's Chloe calling. Do we set a perimeter Jack?

Um, I am, yes, that a perimeter. The point is that I just think it's so, it's so affected when people do that. You know? Oh, yeah.

It's like the performative, like look. We're so in love. I'm taking a picture of us. Also, I could tell that he took it because she looks terrible in it. And he, of course, looks hot.

You know, she's like, it's horizontal. It's the one that's like neck is twisted all weird and, like, she looks horrible.

So anyway, I don't believe a thing Ben says.

And I'm not into his whole standing up for Kyle and giving Kyle excuses. So Ben's kind of dead to me already. Yeah. He is actually like rubbed me the wrong way.

“I think that, um, you know, I think that the veil has dropped.”

You know, his like, oh my god. I'm just a nice guy. I don't know what to do. It's like, okay, you had a girlfriend all this time. Turns out you're actually kind of a dick.

And we see that next week, he wants again, berate someone. Actually, this time Amanda about about a joke. And, um, yeah, I think that he just is, uh, he has a mean eyes. He does have really. He has a mean eyes.

I think. So, um, yeah, there's something cold in his eyes. I don't like it. So then, um, Hannah tells him, oh my god, you got lipstick on your teeth. Is that just like an Australian thing?

He's like, oh, I know. So then Maggie and Jessica are talking, Maggie's the new Lexi. And it's like, um, did he want to know something crazy? There's like a bug in my drink. And I'm still drinking it.

That's crazy. So then he's like, by the way, there's a restroom in here. Unless you want to see my rooms. Yeah. So, uh, they don't--

It's good that you don't mind bugs when you're dating with a summer housecast. Ew. Ew. You're going to--

You're going to meet that attitude, Maggie. Keep it up. That's-- So, they go make out in the bathroom or something. And then, uh, there's saying things like, "Kitzy's?"

So then, we go to, uh, Sierra. And she sees Jessie and Maggie walk by. And Jessie, like, um, this is it. This is my bed. That's what's bed.

You look at the party while you pee. You want to lose go kitty, kitty? Or kitty, kitty, kitty. And she's like, oh, god. So then, um, they come out of the bathroom.

And she's like, "Oh my god, Grandpa. You're looking better and better." Yeah. It says more party stuff. And then, eventually, um, West pulls Kyle for a conversation

or the DJ booth.

“And West is like, um, do you remember last night at all”

in any capacity? And West, who made a whole thing last week about, like, "I hate confrontation." But when it comes to doing like, "What's right with like a friend?" I like, "Well, totally do it."

And now he's sitting here. And he's like, "Can you even look Kyle in the eye?" He's just like, "Looking at his spot on the floor." And so-- And Kyle, that's his immediate depression thing.

Yeah, yeah, sure I'll tell you what's up, bro. Yeah, I'm really depressed. You know, I'm just trying to compartmentalize. If I can be honest, I don't know what triggered me. 'Cause there was so much this built up.

Many hings this had. Like, mom, just said, "Do you have Kyle?" Kyle's compartmentalized. One of those compartments has some old tune in it. Because like, that lid comes off.

It's like, "Oh, god. Here we go again." So West is like, "Well, I know there's like lots of layers and um, depths of your relationship. Like this was like the only time where I thought, like, objectively,

like, you were being unnecessary because like, nothing happened. And like, that was just like lacking light. Like, not the right thing. But like, you, like, that cannot be like the correct way

if you get shot for your chest. And like, that was bad. Like, please don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at me. Please, oh, my god.

Oh, my god, scary. So then in another part of the party, Sierra and Mia are talking to Amanda. And she's like, "Is anyone in Kyle?" And they're like, "I don't know."

And Sierra says, "Has he apologized to you or not?" She doesn't even know if you remember what he did, but no. Back in the DJ booth. Well, I'm sorry that you guys had to be subject to that.

And if I can be honest, I'm basically falling apart.

It's like, "No, well, tell her that though. For starters, say, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I should not have talked to you. You got to talk to you like that."

Well, I understand I feel bad. Good. I just, I got a little fucking selfish when she has fun with everybody else. And me and I'm not like--

No, I'm a DJ. Oh, my God. That's the excuse. Couldn't just be like, "I'll apologize. It's no, because she has fun with everybody but me."

And West is like, "No, no. I can hear you look. I know you're frustrated, but like, we've got your back. Like, were your friends?"

You know, bro? He's like, "Hey, you got to know my idea. Yeah, no idea. Hold on. I'm getting my head literally.

So Lindsay's like, "Does it man? No, I'm at the other stuff that you found out today." And she was like, "Oh, my God. You're making me nervous."

“And so me is like, "Well, you need to say it."”

So, well, I was having a conversation earlier and I guess he told West that lover but I only had like three months of payroll left and then he told Ben that he's person responsible for $2.1 million.

And then he's like, "Cause I know you guys

never signed a prenup like I recommended, right?"

Right? No. And so I don't know how that affects you. You're a fact. And she was like, "When Kyle took out the small business loan,

it was a conversation he had with me like after." And like, he's an entrepreneur. So like, I don't question his business. Like, "Why would I? I don't know anything.

I'm just a graphic designer. I'm an artist." Okay. Don't act like you have not been told this a million times.

Your own family was like, "Do not marry this man without a prenup. What are you nuts?" It was both giving her lecture. Don't marry him.

You're not being authentic. Nobody understands what your business is. What does this lover boy logo that you stole off the internet? Come on.

How could you say that, both? I said nothing. What are you talking about? So Amanda is like, "I just don't have the answers. I feel like I'm just kind of, you know."

No, even the most. And she's like, "Yeah, just in limbo." So she says they have separate bank accounts.

They just sort of never really merge together

and like what's happening right now just isn't good. And see her was like, "You know, but at the same time, it's not related to how he's treating Amanda and like the fuck you using the lashing out. That's unacceptable and it's inexcusable."

“And they basically like rally round her and like, "You know what?”

Like you shouldn't do this." Like stop letting him say, "Do that shit to you. You don't deserve it." You don't deserve someone being like, "Call fuck you." Saying fuck you to her.

And so like watching this is painful because you just see the way you know, Sierra and me too. But primarily Sierra is being such a good girlfriend to Amanda and just knowing where this is all

gonna actually lead to is so disappointing. Yeah. And then we go back to the guys and watch this. Just talk to us and we'll talk to you. And we don't take it out on Amanda.

Like, just say sorry for that, please. Okay, say you're sorry. And you know, he's like, "This is not killer party." Okay, just say you're sorry and go to bed. And like, don't try and justify stuff to her man.

Okay?

You know, like, offer her my penis.

Just say, "Amanda, I'm sorry. West as a penis too." If you'd like to, "I don't know. Do something with that." I know.

I like when they're like, "Look, man. Just like, just say sorry for it." He goes, "I'm sorry." Like, "No, not to us." Yeah.

He's like, "I passed. I did it." No, I did it. Why isn't Amanda being nice to me? I said, "Sorry."

“Also, I'd like to point out that the whole storyline”

this season was West is upset with Jesse flirting with Sierra because that breaks boy code. This guy's such a fucking loser. I can't even take him with his little baby. It's like, "Look at me.

I'm just standing up for women." No, you're not. You're standing up for a woman on TV. So you get more free pussy in a bar. And I don't even want to hear anything else from you.

I don't believe anything else. Great. And the way he handled that whole job is the gross way to put it. But it's a gross situation. Yeah.

And the way he handled that whole just in situation was so, like, so passive and weasel. Not weasely. It was just sort of like, it was, what's the right word for it?

It just, he didn't really stand up. He didn't really live. He just was like, "Well, people are saying that's not nice that you said that." And then he told Lindsey, "He said this."

"You want me to do this for you?" Yeah. He went manipulated everybody else to do it for him so that he didn't have to do it. He could just look like a poor little victim on the side.

Yeah. It was just like, if you're going to like have an issue, just stand in it. Right.

“But just messing with this guy's on the show.”

They sign up for this show and they get an instant ass pass. You know, it's like they get to a little card and they get pulled punched wherever they go. It makes me crazy. I know.

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