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Go back and let's depart one, okay, it's before this one. I'm buying, enjoy the show. So, um, Kyle's like, well, they really met, I know what the guys mean, but if they really went, Matt Well, they'd also maybe some say something to Amanda and say, like, hey, while you're giving us all the attention, maybe we're flirting and we're playing games, like maybe just
maybe at one point in the last month, they could have been like, hey, give your odds with a little dead, you know, my Kyle, you've been at absentee husband, you've been gone for six months. You've been gone for a stay to learn the attention back. I'm not saying you don't like you've been playing deer pong with 21-year-olds shut up.
Look, everyone deserves love and attention from their spouse, but you also have to run
it and you've squandered all your Amanda capital and you've got to build it back. It's up to you to put in the work for her to start opening up to you again. She's hurt by you, okay? So, Sierra's like just like telling, um, the girl is so weird to be standing up for Amanda today. It really is.
It really is. Even though, you know what happens? I still stand up for her, like I still want her to go. I still want her to go find somebody and be happy, just not West. And not at Sierra's expense.
Yeah, exactly. But this is what happened with Skandival, we had to sit there and like defend Raquel, and we had to put up keep, keep saying, disclaimer, it's like, we are responding as if we were responding and, you know, watch as watching without knowing that Skandival, guys. If I weren't for seeing that when Katie was, when Katie, they were on like a trip
and all the girls, it was Katie and that girl who's not on that much stocies friend. What was her name? They've real Christina. Christina. Yeah, and they were being really mean to Raquel and like being girling her.
And I was like, this is the moment Raquel decided to fuck all of your boyfriends. This is it, this is it. This is it, um, so Sierra's telling Amanda, you are such a lover, but there comes a certain point where you can't be miserable and to make him happy, you know, but can I be miserable to make myself happy?
βI mean, I guess, isn't that what you're always doing?β
See, you can't.
Okay, I've never been married, but I do know that my own mom divorced my dad for some
of the same reasons that Kyle displays. Like the way he speaks to you is so unacceptable. If everything that you do pisses him off, then maybe he needs a break from you. And if everything that he does is just like reactive and pulse of towards you, then you need space to to like figure out your own shit.
And again, Sierra being a great girlfriend as she has been for several seasons on this show. Yeah, not that I feel to point that out. Yeah. So Lenties like, well, like, and what have you let him see what it feels like without you? And Sierra's like, yeah, I mean, just it's more productive if you just separate.
You can stay with me and me, it's like, yeah, we'll take care of you. You deserve to be taken care of. She's like, yeah, you don't deserve to do all this by yourself. We'll help you Amanda. And she thinks, man, it's way, let me you guys.
Like, I just like, I don't know, yeah, I don't know, but like, you guys are so supportive. I can bring them fuck you over. I know. Oh, it's so fake, it's so bad, it's so bad. It's so bad. So it's now 837 PM, specifically at 37 PM and the party is still going on.
Sierra gets in the mic and says, hey, y'all, how y'all do it. And I hope y'all had a good time, which is like, gotta go and, no, Amanda's in the background. Going, you don't have to, you don't have to go, but you can't stay. What's the thing? You know, I have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Lindsay's like, but now it's getting somebody if they have a plane or a young man. So now Kyle starts his living room DJ shit and he's like, we're gonna fire the fucking beast and everyone stays inside so he doesn't cry the day and they dance. And then Sierra's jumping in the pool and Jesse and Amanda are in Amanda's room.
βAnd Jesse's like, oh, I think home was to have a conversation, because like, West basically,β
like, he didn't yell at him, you know, he was like, dude, this is fucked and like, I was really proud of West, he literally told Kyle off and he said that. Kyle has to apologize to you and not saying anything else. Oh, yeah, these guys and they're talk of guy code. Why would you do that?
Why would you say we're forcing your husband to apologize to you? Let me, they're trying to earn brownie points because that's what they do.
They're always trying to be like the good guys, but also I like Jesse's sayin...
he like, you know, like yell, but he was like really, really good, like, implying that West came. It was like a shade lower than yelling, I'm like West stared at a stain in the floor.
And basically it was like, you're being really like really mean to Amanda and like, you shouldn't do that anymore.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm again trouble. I mean, it was like, there may get some like West came in. There was like, listen, here Kyle, cook, you better treat your wife with some respect. And it was like not like that at all.
βYeah, Amanda's picking her underwear out of her butt, sing. Hello, you guys. You guys are the best. That's why I came coming back.β
Like I don't come back for Kyle. So in the kitchen, West is throwing oranges at KJ and he hits him between the legs and he's like, oh, so KJ is on the ground holding his nets. And then Lindsey is going to go take off her tits and me, because you want to TED talk, she says, no, it's what I'm taking my tits on. Because I'm ready to do a TED talk. So people are taking up their costumes and they're just sort of like winding, not really winding down because some of them are going to go out. But Dara's making out with the KJ on the bed and
Kyle's like, oh, lighter now. And Jesse is talking about like going out and the man is like, Kyle, you're staying here. He's like, why? You cannot go out looking the way you do right now. Kyle. So he's lying on the bed and she starts like cleaning his face off and taking care of him and stuff. And Kyle's like, oh my god, you serious. Yeah, like, we're going to need to get the rest. Do we need to get the rest off tomorrow, Kyle, but just for a while. He's some isn't this
cause birthday weekend, also. I feel like I mean, he should want to spend his birthday with his wife, but also it's a birthday. I think he should be able to go out if he wants to. He's not going to go out. I just wish he would love me. It's like, oh, well, maybe if you were nicer to me, go on. And he's like, but we're going through a lot. Oh, you and me. Yeah. I feel like we're like, trouble Amanda. She's like, you mean too. Sorry about that.
But then what did it take you so long to say something. And like it's not the first thing you said
βwhen you woke up this morning. Why do you have to be told to apologize to me by guys outsideβ
named Western Jesse who are like, only have my best feelings in a heart. I'm like, you know. You just talk about this one. We're both fully sober. I don't want that. You know, want to talk about it. No, I don't want to be sober. I'm not drinking more. I was drinking. So KJ and Dara are standing too. And he did go to bed and he's like, thank you for being so beautiful inside and out. And she's like, um, you don't have to thank
me for that stupid. Just kidding. I love you. That was bully. That was my bully good night. Thank you for being a huge pussy inside it. Just kidding. I love you. Actually, um, so so bad. And Jesse and West go out and they party and they come back. And they they're back now as they're hungry and they're sitting around in West is like, guys, I said to Kala go, did you apologize for your behavior last night? And then I hid behind an app getting into
these and we went outside the room. And Kala was like, yeah, well, I talked to Kala too. Mostly about business stuff, you know, like brick, mortar, etc. And we also talked about soft bar, you know,
same thing. And I mean, like my biggest concern is always like within the last couple of years,
he's never had to face a big thing in his life. And like, I worried it's like kind of coming up to something like the company folding or I mean this relationship folding. Kala, uh, Kala this has been happening for years. Have you just not been here? Like he's he's been losing lover boy for years. He was complaining about the same thing last year. And he's been losing his marriage since the moment he made it. He was he was almost divorced before he even got married.
βHe cheated and almost lost the man though. I think he's felt that would big things. But that'sβ
fine. Badly. I mean, he's dealt with, but he's dealt with big things poorly. But I think that
maybe what Kala is really saying. And he's never, Kala's always had things kind of go his way.
At the end of the day, it all just sort of works out for Kyle. And Kala's like, yeah, he's never really had like he's he's he's he's flirted with hardship, but he's never really had hardship. And the hardship is on the way. And Ben's like, well, everybody's kind of coming to a point with this. And Ben makes a triangle with his hands. Just in case no one knows what a point looks like. Like, okay, everyone, you're lucky. You have a model here who understands geometry. When you put your fingers
together and triangle shape, it makes the point. And that is actually the point that I am making. Thank you, person after window. Thank you. Thank you. Model clap. It's time for a commercial. It's time for
"Crapance Comers.
I hope you enjoyed those. So it's the last bit you're ever going to get. And Lindsay's like,
"Uh, did you like it? Sure, Ben." And Darren Kaging, like, he ordered to do sleeping separate beds. And she's like, we did not sleep in separate beds. The Mormon route was on the mind. And in the end, we chose cuddles. So what? So then Darren Kagear cooking. And she's like,
β"Um, I always know that I like a guy when I start cooking for him because the best way to bullyβ
a man is to make him delicious pancakes." Especially when he has abs because he knows he can't have too many of them bullied. So cooking with him is just like, I don't know, it's just better. And I knew that he didn't cook. And he also eats like a psychopath. He doesn't even put salt on his eggs. You don't season your eggs. I was like, that's actually a deal breaker for me. You need to be, let me season your food. And then he relented. And besides that, I haven't seen any
glaring red flags. I mean, salt is a pretty bad one. And he's super hot and super cool and super
fun. So that's how to roll. It's like wait a second. I kind of like this girl. I like her.
I like her commitment to seasonings. You talked about things. You're like, I mean, she's just, I was like, wait, you should have led with the fact that you'd like to season your food. And also, what is talked about seasoning? I'm spam, Daris Dan. Okay, Daris. You've made it. You've made it. You made it. I know last week I dinged you pretty hard for the way you did a fake laugh and then said,
no, and I didn't like to say, come energy of that. But you've fully won me over this week with
βyour commitment to seasoning and teaching KJ while you should always salt your eggs.β
If we're not Lindsay is trying to teach West how to whisk eggs. And she's like, no, you have
to whisk in like you know how to jerk off right. And he's like, but I used my left hand for
that. Uh, just then use your left hand. And sorry. Can I tell you something as long as we're in a real like down on West moment in pop culture, like, you just got 31 and he doesn't even know how to whisk a liquid. I mean, come on. I thought you're just jerking off jerking off criticism. That's what I didn't use. He knows how to jerk off. I can tell you that much. I would in fact, I would wipe down those boobs. He's up with last night. But I have to say, like, the thing with West is he's really
good at presenting himself like he's 24, sort of like, not fully ready for the real world. But it can sort of navigate it, kind of a young hip guy and you're 31. Like, half the
βthings that you act like, I'm scared about like you should start to be able to handle in your life.β
I said this as someone who's an immature 47. Um, yeah, whisking out. Right. No whisk, no reward. Exactly. West. Get with it. Get whisking it. So, um, breakfast is served and there's some cream of wheat and Sierra goes, um, is this cream of wheat made with milk or made with water? Okay. It goes milk. She's like, okay. All right. Well done. That would be settled that past the past of Sierra test. She's like, okay. So, um, Lindsay announces she's having a house warming
and West is going to be on because he's quite Italy for the week for one of his boys from high school. It's going to get married. And, um, does this cast no getting married in Italy? They've gone to like 10 or that age at just points. I'm like, a lot of Italian weddings. But also, I feel like people are age got married really late and people their age are getting married younger and younger. Right. Like, I didn't. I'm not very many friends getting married in their 20s. It was like late
30s, early 40s. And now they're like, oh my god. Now, now we're 15. Everyone's like, oh I'm getting my eggs done. Okay. I got batch. I've had batches. There was like the, the, the people got married when I was like 24 or 24 to 26. And then there was like the 31 to 33. And then there was like a weird like last month's spur of like the 38 year olds to like 41 year olds. But I'm not questioning that he's going to a lot of weddings. I'm just, I just feel like they're, they're constantly going
to leave for weddings. Love straight people with money. You know, it's worth doing it. Poor people are not allowed in these friend groups. Like, sorry, Daniel. We're getting married in Italy. Yeah. Daniel still catches like, I was just catching the train. She's like, I'll see you on the train with the laptop. Just like, my up, my up. So now Jessie is like, wait a minute, you're inviting a guest to Lindsay's housewarming Ben. And he's like, well, I'll have extra permission for a
plus one. No guarantees yet. Well, Demeter, who said it's a her and Amanda's like, I was just going to say. So what else does everyone have going on this week? Sierra is going to go to North Carolina because she's going to meet with an architect for her house because they're going to start a renovation process. So she bought a house in April. And she says that it's her grandparents
House.
a very touching story. She basically says how like growing up, she's always in all these different
βhouses. But this is the one house that was like the constant one. And that it was also her grandfatherβ
built it. And it's where her dad and siblings grew up. And you know, it's like, it's also like wrapped up in like the idea of generational wealth. And it's all a really lovely story. And that she is going, that she got it. It's a lot of work to get it, a lot of back and forth. And that like this is such a big deal. And Mia gives this off really lovely speech being like, I know this is really hard. I feel like you're being really humble about this. But this is a really wonderful thing that you're
doing. And you're you're downplaying it. But like it's a big deal. And I'm proud of you. And Sierra's crying. It's actually, it is a really tremendous thing. And I thought it was like, you know, it's on these shows. We see so much of like, I am starting a skincare business. I'm so proud. Guys, I am starting a candle business. Oh, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to I'm going to make a staplers. But these are staplers for girls with big breasts. You know,
it's like, and everyone's like trying to do their entrepreneurial thing. And it's actually really lovely that Sierra's saying, no, I actually say it to my money. I'm not trying to cash it in for some garbage quick. Capitalization off the summer house. I'm actually trying to get back to my family and, you know, keep this house in our family. I thought like, it was pretty great.
βYeah, it was cute. And the house, I think it's going to be cute when she's done too, because it's likeβ
a mid-century house. Yeah. It's got some promise, kid. So then back at the table, Carl was like, oh, if you need us to come visit, let us know, because you know what houses are made out of? Don't say it, Carl. Brick and mortar. Just saying it. Just just saying it. Just putting it out there. There's no bricks in this house, Carl. It's just wood frame and stucco. No, I mean, I mean, don't, I mean, I've been stymied. Stymied me softer, please.
With her stucco. So, um, now West is like, wow, I know what that means to work, but like, you know, it's like weird not knowing like how to deliver it, I guess, or like, how to tell somebody like your super-prout or like happy of them, like when the relationship is just so strange and God. Boy, you doesn't know how to navigate. Relage and jump. Oh, shit. I can't hold your hands. Yeah. God. Yeah.
Congratulations. I'm proud of you. I know you've worked hard for this. You fucking loser. Everything has to be an existential crisis about this. And also, don't drag us through every single manuscript that goes through your brain about like, how did you, oh my God. How do I say, like, congratulations? Like, when I don't even know like, I'm really happy, but I don't know.
βI'm like, really, you're, you're so happy. That's why you're going to wind up havingβ
relationship with Amanda. That's the thing. That's what's so annoying. That's where to me, West really drives me nuts. Is that we're sitting here, what him moping, billing, what do I say? 'Cause she doesn't want in your museum, but for knowing that it's all just bullshit. Like, you don't care about her that way. You don't care. You're trying to make it seem like you're being so overly considered about her feelings. But if you were overly considered about her feelings,
you just would never have ever even opened the door to having any sort of
secret relationship with Amanda. So don't give us this. You're just doing this act on TV to be like, "Oh, look how victimized I am and how scared I am of scary, scary Sierra." So he can use his ass pass. That's all. That's all he's doing. So, by the way, I just want to say something else. If you're going to have a cheating scandal on reality TV, don't do it while prices are up, because we're extra mad. When world events are bad, this is where we channel our rage onto.
So good luck, West. Good luck. Yeah. So they talk, Lizzy asked who else has a house at the table and Ben's like, "I've got mine." And Ben owns his apartment apparently. So, Lindsay also high-fives everybody, and Amanda's like, "Yeah, and then you have your Nashville house on Lindsay, and I still don't have a house to need New Jersey." That's crazy. God, it's like life decisions like yours, investing your money and doing stuff in mind, marrying Kyle. God, it's crazy that
one worked out, and one didn't. God, I have the amount of deposits down on a lover boy.
That's pretty good. We're basically living in that. I mean, the walls are lined with it.
It's like, "Mots is a lover boy after that." You know, they wouldn't have to pour so much out on the grass, probably if they weren't serving that. Yeah, seriously. So Amanda's like, "Oh, Kyle, that's funny." She's like, "No, I know that's like kind of out of balance." Like, "It's okay. We're good. I'm just making a silly Kyle." I'm sure everyone's just like, totally exhausted by these two. So now it's Sunday, cleaning everyone's cleaning up,
They're cleaning up this party, and Ben is looking for a clutch.
And it's exciting. So you're asking him. So, so Sierra asks him, "So you're bringing this girl
to the housewarming?" And he's like, "Well, we'll see if she wants to. I'll talk to her later this week. Have you been communicating?" Well, not really, but I'll keep thinking about it. So, her name is Sabrina. Sabrina. My plan is to reach out to Sabrina. Hopefully, she responds. I don't believe you. You've been talking to her this whole time. You fucking liar. So he's like, "Yeah, I'm gonna invite her." And I'm just so nervous because, you know, she said,
you know, she said, "I love you." And then I just ghosted her. Mean, uh, stolen storyline. My favorite are the people who ghost people, and then actually there are the victims. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't know if she'll like me again,
βbecause I ghosted her. You ghosted her. You ghosted her. Like, we're not gonna feel bad for you, okay?β
Yeah, but she has a teenage witch. So would she really be that man? Well, I thought she was a carpenter. Oh, sure. The new one tries to take away the witchy, the witchiness. When I go to Old Navy now, I look at the models on the wall posing, and I'm just waiting to see bed so I can throw things. Yeah. Um, Sabrina Carpenter has a song out that I heard the other day.
And it was like, when did you get hot? It's like, Sabrina Carpenter is so flutty. She's like, "This is good." When did you get hot? I'm like, "I was texting my girlfriend, I'm ticked, I can't wait to get hot." Sabrina Carpenter seems like an older person making fun of younger people. That's great. Like she feels like she's parading younger people. Which I think is really funny, because she's young herself, but she's like, "I think she's just fucking with everybody."
I know, I feel like she'd be our friend. Sabrina, if you're out there, be our friend. Okay, she's a CRL. Yeah, our niece, our niece friend. She does sort of feel like that. You want to be our niece? You feel like, "Hey, school starting soon, let's go get you some big clouds!" I'm just gonna imagine her getting onto her bed, and like, she has her little pink phone. That would have like a corded phone, of course. And she just have her, like, you know, on her stomach,
and her niece, like her legs would be up, you know, and she'd just be calling you. She's like, "Anti-Rani, how do I tell the boys that I'm hot now?"
βAnd then I'd call people like, "Well, Sabrina, I think you should actually, like, focus on somebody."β
"Quiet, Ben, talk to Anti-Rani about this." And then you guys would talk, and I'd just sit there. I'd be like, "Well, I'd be with Anti-Ces, you're being, like, past over."
I'm a third wheel, and then the Sabrina carpenter fantasy had been there.
Yeah, we, honestly, we all know. She's gonna like you more. Oh, God, Ben, you're ridiculous. She might love that your fantasies are all about me sliding you in some way. It's not like you actually. No, it's not used sliding me. It's that I just know the Sabrina carpenter will, like, try to connect with me, but she just won't be able to, because I'll be like, so actually, board games are, like, really cool. Like, it's, like, my last hobby to convert.
You're like, "You should play attention." Like, "Oh, Ben, I'm sick of talking about whisking." Okay? I'm getting hot at the point. I'd be like, "There's actions, like, great new cookbook by Clu Henrie called Better at Home."
βAnd you should really try to, like, "That's nice."β
Very resume, honey. Uh, open it. I can't wait for you to see it. Go, go, go, go, let's go, let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let
She's like, "So do you love her or you just weren't there yet or you're not there yet?"
Like, what is it? Is it always called off God?
Well, I think that if you had this conversation with her and we're like honest, but like you, you're like, you have to open the door. Like, it's on you now. And he's like, "Okay." So, um... Guys, they're so stupid. Seriously. She's like, "Don't fuck that up here." And he's like, "Yeah, I got one shot. I got one shot."
So, um, she passes KJ's room and she's like, "Wait a minute, where are my tips in here?" (laughs) A question one always asks. And Deris like, "Oh, I thought you'd let them on as bad as a prank. I'm just gonna leave them there just because I knew it'd make them feel bad." "Bully!" She's like, "No."
So then, um, yeah. So everyone packs up. Everyone gets their trash and then KJ goes, "Man, uh, can I get a hug?" She's like, "Yeah." "I just don't understand why you waited until last night to see me that you were sorry." Oh, fuck. You two, both of you just fuck off with this already. I'm so sick of both of you. Just shut up.
Oh, another thing Dave Portner said in that video he's like, "Yeah, you know, so these two,
Uh, commander in Kyle thought what, what the dating or something, they said, ...
I said, "What? What would you be married enough in a fucking chair house in the Hamptons?" So what the fuck kind of show is that?
βExactly. It's been 10 years. Thank you. Thank you for saying what we've all been thinking for 10β
fucking years. So um, Kyle's like, "No, no, no, no, let's sit down." I need you time to think and process. If I can be dishonest, like Friday, I don't know what got into me Amanda. I was like, "Thinking process. You've worked past me and said, "Fuck you, Kyle." I know. And I need a time to figure out why I said that. I need a time to figure out why you made me say that." And I said, "What I said, because I'm an asshole."
But I'm also like, "I don't feel like you want to be with me." Wow. She's like, "Well, we're in a weird place right now, because you said, "Fuck you to me Friday night." And you were like talking negative about me in the beginning of the summer. Like, the way that you speak to me and the things that you say to me is the issue. And I just really feel disrespected constantly." I'm sorry. Our relationship is in troubled water.
βGod, I wish we were at apology doing right now. There's so much easier to do this.β
You know what the question is? What are we going to do about it? Because I feel like it needs to be a We amen that needs to be a wage like yeah, I'm gonna literally stuck by your science-read thick and thin through all the rumors
That's like after our first date and like through all the yelling and through all the name calling like I've been here
But I can't do this one Yeah, you do what I there's times right. I don't think you care Uh-huh and like you know like would you go into gubbles there? But you're like, yeah, so I've been asking you to go go Just want to announce that the slideshow on my desktop has switched from Ariana to just it says now They put up a caption that says back in the day
This is April 3rd 2019 and just a random picture of Kyle Richards and she's looking smugly at the camera like now Who's the worst Kyle not me? So they hug and they both just want to feel loved guys. Okay, so now everybody's saying bye and Carl's like, oh, bye Sierra You're not your VP this weekend. Unbelievable stuff, Carl. Unbelievable Yeah, she'll be back. Don't you worry about her. Oh, I hope so. Hey, let's see what's going on with all of us this week in the city
Oh, it passed on to you last my guy you're in the mix. So then we see West is an Amsterdam and he's drinking Guinness He's on a layover before you go. He's like, oh, we're an Amsterdam and accident all the way over I'm just having a nice beverage. You know, I'm cute and there's docs and bikers and proceeds What more can you ask for? So Tuesday, there is at the pet store with her dog and Carl and KJ are running outside and linties that are setting up for a housewarming
And so she's in a new place and she's like, um, this is like completely transitioning my entire life into a big beautiful apartment And I feel so proud and it may also really gun and no matter what happens sugar daddy or not I've got a piano now and I'm gonna bother everybody within every time they come over Yeah, this apartment's gorgeous. It's also huge and I'm like This is like this is this is this is this is expensive
This is expensive because she has a piano in the foyer people walk in and there's a pianist right there I'm like Lindsay does not play the piano. You know, I didn't actually edit it. Yeah, she says she doesn't play it She just hires pianist to come play it. I love that. That's an expensive You know Prop for your foyer. I have to say Lindsay. One thing I'm really love about a person and especially a reality star is just
Confidence to the level of almost delusion where it's like I will always be making this money
And I don't give a fuck. I'm getting the nicest apart because I don't have that you know I'm like oh First spin this and what what's gonna happen? What happens? A problem goes away. What if Ben realizes that he said it me this whole time?
βThat's why he's dreaming of me being friends with someone super in a carpenter and me knowing him like what's gonna happenβ
But Lindsay's like I don't give a fuck. I don't live like a real carpenter on the podcast Watch my carpenters So yeah, I love that confidence for sure The confidence of not thinking about consequences is what you're trying to say Yeah, people are just like who gives a fuck? I'm spending a million dollars a year on an apartment that I don't know
Yes, nailed it or maybe she does own it. I don't know, but still this is like I will always be making some a house money baby
So there's a pianist there like we've said and so everybody who walks in is like oh my god Jesus this place is so nice. Why are we here? What's going on like everyone everyone's very confused here and me are first like what the fuck is this?
Yeah, I like how I kind of walking in and saying oh my god is this a flavor b...
Manhattan apartments don't have flavors. There's like a lot of them for flavors, you know He's like wow oh my god wow. Oh my god. It's beautiful. Wow. This is a jet look. It's a bartender You look legit, man. You want to search them love a boy and kind of where it was big ceilings wow Look how tall those are a lot of work in order to get those up there So he goes up to linty he's like oh got you gift oh yeah
Thank you for having me beautiful home. I just wanted to give you a little something for the house I mean so I got you a little something Oh, I'm thank you. Is it not alcoholic? It's actually regular. She's oh my god. Thank you, Carl
And then I never got anything for Jamal so I got her this little baby outfit that says my mom's a better whore
That's why I love her so Yeah, it's my kid store in Brooklyn Hall. Oh, so should be a little hipster. Yeah
βAnd I think the book will be really cool because she was born in New York and it's a book about New York and you know all thingβ
Yeah, okay, cool Thanks for drawing those dots together She's from New York so I got her book about New York. Well, she can't wait to read this. I'm sure Something whether in hindsight I heard it's a pretty good movie From New York we just got a lot of it. Oh, uh, I got it this book because she was born in 2004
And that's uh or 2024 and that was about 40 years after a 1984. So I got the book 1984 It's good right good read good read I got a book for her so she would understand our relationship before she came into being it's called Lameys Robles. Okay, all right Blood above the skull. I'm out of the opera. Hell the opera. It's about a guy who
Storm ended by his ex somewhere as a mouse. So there you go. What do I call drops of chandeliers and something All be back in the sewers if you need me Say if I'm so tough she would like even invite me to this because like I was invited on group chat So maybe she didn't even originally intend for me to be here, but I'm here with a book about New York Now, this is just a brochure showing the metro lines. Oh, exactly. Yeah, it's like a novel, right
You're welcome
So the producers like well, what did you think about the place? It's incredible. I'm proud of her
But I will say what I walked into the house. I saw little pieces of memories for example I got wasly stripes so hot and she got the trash can from bathrooms. So and I think that was his shade
βBut I'm like I think she got the better deal. She got the trash can like what are you gonna do with was he stripes aside from jerk off to it?β
I want those stripes zebra Wasly stripes is at home. We'll see her as fake boobs on it So now Cara KJ and Cara Kajera Kajera Kajera arrive and they're oh my god Jesus Christ. This is some not what is this is someone passing me champagne? What? Because it's because of the adult apartment, you know, yeah, and
Once he's like well, it's not me blaming me. Oh, I don't know anybody being at home So everybody's saying hi to them now and they're like oh my god You guys are showing up places together now. Oh, you're a couple And then Bailey and Levi arrive and Levi's like okay But I love that they are they show up barely walks in and just goes right in and Levi's just like closing the door behind
Like oh cool. Thanks for waiting for me, Bailey. Okay. I guess I only have Three seconds left on this show Bailey's the only one who's like do not care about the piano Do not care about the champagne. I'm here to have a flirting storyline. So let's get to it So Levi's like okay, well, I want to hear about last weekend and Bailey's like yeah
βWhat did we miss guys? I wanted to know like how was your first real weekend there?β
Everybody Dara they're talking to Dara and so Levi's a key. Yeah. I'm so intrigued
So there was like well honestly like I wanted to talk to you a second because the only upsetting thing that happened was like
I got in there and then the energy was really weird and like I went to put my stuff in K-Days room And he kept staring in the refrigerator and like reorganizing cheese and he was a little bit distant And I was like this is how you close your refrigerator door. How much questions happened at what was but then You know, I just didn't know what to make of it Little like a man to this was there a sweet green salad
He's like well you had mentioned to Lindsay that when I was there the other weekend that I was like I'm alone in Ben's room for like an hour. She's like, did you guys knock on the Ben's room? So now I don't we see a flashback of like Dara in Ben's room and Ben's thing Have you texted me yet because you are trouble? So back to present. I was surprised by this. What did you think?
I didn't think Dara was just gonna straight up lie.
I was not in his room for an hour. That's a weird thing to say and I went into chat with Ben and left
βI wasn't even dating K-Days yet. Why are you trying to make something out?β
I thought it was gonna be something like that. Like why are you trying to make me look bad to this new guy? I'm dating But she just straight up lied. She was like, I didn't go to it. Yeah, and Billy goes oh Well, I don't know where you were then. I was wrong. I was like oh oh to be continued. Bailey just takes instant accountability. Yeah, I was surprised at that. And I know date Dayj, Ronnie, K-J and Dara are still together from what we can see. So
I guess they got past that but that seemed weird that she's just gonna straight up lie. I kind of liked it. I was like, oh Dara, she solved her eggs and she lies. So where is she? She's a winner. Well, that was it for that. So thanks everyone for listening. We appreciate you and I guess we'll just continue to cover this scandal as it unfold. Also, I can't wait for someone to name this scandal. I've tried to come up with some
βsome puns. There are none that I can think of that are really good. It's gonna be hard to beatβ
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