#3293 Southern Hospitality S4E05: Lake Me To The River

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“Since these kids got back from their last regional trip.”

And now they're going off on another little weekend. And Airbnb experience.

Yeah, they're always going to a river or a great, a cloudy grey beach.

Yeah. And it's another episode of Bikols being a little shit. Yeah. Not like the Michaels. I'm not loving it.

Just listen, you had your first thing with Molly. Okay, it's like, okay, maybe you stressed whatever you cry. Okay, I'm over it. But Lake, you're going to come for Lake. I love Lake.

Who does love Lake? Oh, I mean, I felt like she's going to leave her alone. I just felt so bad for Lake because she is hurting so badly. Like her best friend is icing her out. She's hurting, she's sad.

And like also no one's checking in on her. Like, hey, what's wrong, Lake? Like, she's the poor girl. She's like alone. She's trying to serve a look.

And just like no one cares. She doesn't have the gaze to support her look. She's sitting on Adon, Dr. Chairs alone. I just felt like my heart really broke for her. You know, like, that sucks.

Yeah. I felt like that too. So we start with Maddy narrating what's been going on. And then Joe comes to a place called Music Farm. He's like, hi Charles.

Welcome myself to Music Farm. This is really cool. He's like, yeah, I'm excited to talk about your party bro. Because yeah, so I met these guys in New York. Email night.

And they threw a badass show. So I thought for my 30th birthday, I'm doing something big. Email. Yeah, you know, emails so big. They did it on better pump rules once.

And like, email music is a movement. It's a culture. It's very angsty. Just like me. It's very, I don't want to grow up.

So for me, it turned dirty. This was like perfect. You know? Like, it can't really listen to it. Like, every email guy song is really singing about love and not giving them a business.

Yeah. You know, so much about a email is about like, wanting to sleep on the right side of the bed where you've access to a charger.

There's so much email like my chemical romance. Like, that could be a place that I'll put for that. You know, like, fall out, boy. I fell out because I wouldn't give me a restaurant. You know, it's like crazy.

Dashboard conventional. It's basically, that's one thing Trevor won't know about. Because he's on a pedicab. Hey, so I'm being like 100 guest lists and then like 100, like, compliments. And I can be like a part of it.

But like, huge. It's like basically a concert. Like, it could be a big event. Like, it's going to be the biggest coolest party or a music genre that like, no one cares about anymore.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm so pumped.

It's going to be amazing.

Email party. So now we got to me as, and she's, she's on the phone with her dad, Filippo. And they're talking, you know, catching up and stuff.

“Because what would this show be if everyone didn't call their parents?”

This and southern charm. I don't know if they have like meetings where they're like, this is a South and every cast member is calling their parent, at least five times this season. All right.

Just line them up. It's what we do here. Do we have any anarchist parents on this cast who possibly have success in France? So their dad's been giving out some scholarship money

to some kids that in the vent. She said, can I have some? He's like, no. She's like, well, you're not going to believe the day I had yesterday. Okay.

So I don't, you know what? You know that Troy and I broke up, right? Despite the fact that the sex was amazing. Okay, honey, keep on going. So Troy calls me on Saturday and goes, hey, me, just packed up all your stuff

and sent it in a, in a you all or you, was it you are a UPS? That was a UPS. I sent it. UPS? Yes.

Sent it in UPS.

“And, and Poppy, it's like my belongings.”

It's like my miss, world trophy. It's my YSL bag, my shoes, my jewelry. Stuff that friends have given me and basically somebody stole it in the 20 minutes. It was sitting outside. Like, I'd like to know like, I start myself.

I start myself like three months for that trophy. And now some crackhead is just like, it's on his mobile. It's basically on my mobile now. I'm like, just go ahead and see. It's there.

So they broke up and he packed this stuff. UPS and sent it to her. Sounds nice. So far, but he did not ensure it. So was it sitting for 20 minutes outside her door?

Is that what it was? I think so. Yeah. Oh. So in my head went the way I heard it was that he put it in a U haul.

And then the U haul got stolen. But UPS makes more sense. Oh, man. So it just, oh, wow. Yeah.

I feel like something like that is not just you get it insured.

“You have to make sure you sign for delivery.”

You've got to have a ring cam, everything. Today in this day and age, I just can't believe it. Yeah, I'm surprised it doesn't happen more than it does. But I really the only reason I use the ring. You know how ring has the social element.

Or it's like, here's what was going on in your neighborhood.

And it's always like, I love my cat. It's basically that for 20 pages. But I like the ones that are like, someone stole this off my porch. And then you see a ring camera of someone. And just going is telling Amazon boxes off of porches.

And they're so dumb too. They go and they look right at the camera. So it was at a ring camera. Was there a camera in there? Why is that door bail lighting up?

Well, I'm taking this box. I would tell you to bring me shit. I got my sparkle. I think I got some sparkle delivered. I do love the whole genre of the robber pranks.

Where people put like an exploding glitter bomb in their and their boxes. When people like steal their Amazon packages, they get like glitter all over themselves. That's like a nice one. Yeah, it's kind of like.

That's what I put. There's so little justice in this world that if like a, if a robber gets glitter bombs, I'm okay with it. I don't know. Hell no, I'm going to put battery acid in that shit.

You're going to steal my bag. You're going to look like Freddie Kruger dick. Enjoy your $10 pants that I got off Amazon. Idiot. I'm a Captain Jayson.

So the candle would cologne in there. Oh no. So the dad's like, well, okay, that wasn't smart. Not to ensure it. But things are just things, honey.

Okay. Now, of course, accept the YSL. I mean, that was expensive, but, you know. What are you going to do?

So she says that, you know, she's upset with Troy because he never took her long plan

term seriously and a long term plan. Sorry. You know, I'm verbally dyslexic. I'm a little dyslexic in writing, but it really comes out verbally.

Like the other day I said, even in a clip we posted, I was like, I got back on my hair. No, like, why do I talk like that? I'm mixed up. I shuffle all the words.

Anyway, sorry, everybody. It happens. It happens to me, too. Like, you know, we're just come out in the scrambled ways sometimes. We're talking so fast and thinking about talking and thinking and listening to

It's just got a little scrambled up. It happens. Guys, what are you going to do? Well, anyway, she's mad because he didn't move to Charleston and he knew that she wants to live in Charleston and so he loves Charleston.

So I wouldn't you move there for her. Maybe he has a whole family on the side and in Charleston that he didn't want to tell her about it. It happens. It could happen.

“And I think also they're both too hot, too compromise, you know.”

I feel like when you're both super model looking like when you're when both people in the relationship or that hot. One of them's like, but I'm hot. Why aren't you moving for me? And the other one's like, but I'm hot. Why aren't you moving for me?

And then I think it creates like a hot battle and you can't fight fire with fire. It's not how it works. Yeah. Can't fight hot with hot. You have to fight hot with ugly.

Okay. Yeah. Exactly. So her dad's like, babe, God doesn't get get battles to the week. Only to his warriors and you are resilient, you are super star.

And I'm a Phoenix. I read some of the ashes. Okay. It's like that wasn't the metaphor I was doing, but sure you can do the Phoenix one. I was just trying to mix it up.

Give you something new.

I've never really understood that saying.

God only gives battles to the week. Have you ever stood in line with a Walmart? Week people got plenty of poor people got plenty of battles. Week people got plenty of battles. Don't don't fool yourself.

God gives battles to everyone. Everyone gets a battle. You got a battle. And you got a battle. It's time for commercial.

It's time for a crappy commercial.

“So now we are going to go see what TJ is up to.”

He's doing his skin care. And that takes like an hour. And then he face times mad. He's like, hey, um, so I was looking for a house for us to stay at the river. She's like, oh, and if you're doing that, then I'll buy the tickets for tubing.

And all of that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And we're going to have like a blast.

Yeah.

I'm never going to like show my PowerPoint to TJ.

But it did remind me that we've been on multiple vacations. And we have fun together. I love maddies. Like, um, I love her PowerPoint. I really like loving PowerPoint.

That she's like embarrassed. Like he's never going to see all the visual evidence. I've collected of how much we like each other as friends. I just think it's funny because she's doing so well because her sponsor told her do not show in the PowerPoint.

So she's like, yeah, yeah, I'm not going to show him the PowerPoint. But I still have the PowerPoint. And it still means something. She's like really showing restraint by not showing him the PowerPoint. And it just keeps coming up in every episode.

Like, well, I'm going to show him the PowerPoint. But we're friends. It's like we're basically normally normally it's like, well, I don't want them to ever see that awful thing I said about them when I was mad at them. But in her case, it's like, I don't want them to ever see the fact that I made a beautiful

collage of our friendship when I was mad at him. She's showing restraint because her sponsor was like, do not send him that. So now we see a flashback where TJ was talking to Brad and Brad's like, I mean, is this like a three people thing like who's coming on this trip is Emmy coming and TJ's like, well, that is up to Maddie.

“And so we flash back to three days ago and Maddie's like, um, did you?”

Hey, Emmy, did I tell you that we're going tubing at a D-style? And she's like, oh my god, we're like going on the river. Is oh my god, we're going on the fucking river. Fucking kidding me. Oh my god.

The river is unsafe. That river is unsafe. So Maddie's like, yeah, I think it'll be fun. Yeah, it's going to be like really fun. It'll be like really, really fun.

I'm going to, I'm going to have a great time. I'm having a great time. I am not there. Okay, so then TJ is like, um, by the way, there's no alligator's in this water, right?

Like, there's definitely going to be all it. I feel like once you were below Pennsylvania, there's all the alligators in all the water in my mind. Yeah, there's alligators. I'm like, oh, upper Maryland alligator country.

I know of them is so tedious. There's no alligators.

And she's like, I always say ignorance is bliss.

That's why I date Joey Marbles. But let's just like, not put that on in the universe. So TJ is like, okay, well, I found a house, and I'm just like going to go ahead and book it because like being that you're not allowed to book has a son,

Airbnb still. She's like, I know. I mean, like five years later, I'm still banned. I basically do too many house parties in Airbnb's. One time, I had friends all standing on the countertop

and it broke. I had like cigarette butts left outside, beer cans left everywhere, food left in the fridge. I had someone so drunk that they'd peed on the mattress and they found out when they took the sheets off.

One time, we literally just burned down a house. I was like, reduced to ashes. Like, whatever. Like, sue me. One time, I went into a lake house

and I just murdered everybody who was in there. It was fun. You know, the walls were bloody. I mean, a girl likes to party, so sue me. I literally would.

I'm like, yes. If you pee on my mattress, I am suing you for a new mattress. I'm suing you for a new countertop.

these things happen. No, no. It's awful. Yeah. You're the reason.

You're the reason.

Palm Springs has noise order ordinances

“and the rest of us can't go party, you know?”

People like you. You imagine shame on human. So it's like, well, I was going to ask the guys if they wanted to have like matching overalls because we could like, you know, have like a after party

after our floating thing. We could all wear overalls. And that'd be cute. Oh, fuck. That makes me think I need to like tell the girls

to get something. Oh, I'm like, you guys were uniforms all day long and now you guys want it to continue to match. Okay. Fine.

So they're like, hold down, hold down, throw down. And he says, hopefully, no, it's going to get throw down. Like, Emmy. She goes, oh, my god. I am speechless.

Okay. I can see her work. Bye. Yeah.

So now it's Republic shift.

Maddie's DJing. Everybody's working. And Joe sees a group of ladies passing. He's like, hey, you guys came on the right weekend. You want to come on in?

Yeah. Come on in here. It's me. Emma Joe. Yeah.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

“Grads ignoring Emmy still and Brad is like, you know,”

there's a horrible taste in my mouth towards Emmy. I'm disappointed. You can't sit there and walk back your apology and say that you're only apologizing because you're worried about what I would do to you. That's like fucked up.

You're not being genuine. I can't be friends with someone that's like that. So then Emmy is like whatever. It's like, um, so have you heard what's been going on like with the feelings of like Brad still being like upset with me and stuff like that.

And I was like, what? Because of why? Like, do you know? Do you know what?

Well, apparently he thinks that because I felt like I guess I guess unsafe

wasn't the right word. I guess, uh, yeah. Um, I already apologized to Brad. So I don't know what got him all stood up and upset with me again. I really don't because Lenuk, when we're at folly.

We were great. But leaving folly, we were in we were fine. But like now, which is like, cold shoulder. Like, what the hell have I done? By the way, if I hear the word folly one more time on this show,

I'm literally going to have to sort of cancel my subscription to like YouTube TV. Like, I cannot hear them mention folly one more time. Holy beach folly. I just want to go and like, well, I want to have a conversation with him because I don't want this to like be something that we like bring on their trip to a

Dipped out. And I just like really, I just really want to have a good time. So then Justin's like, hey, you excited to go to you being tomorrow Brad. He's like, yeah, I'm excited. And I'm not getting in that water.

There's alicators. Yeah, I don't like that water. Yeah, and Brad's like, dude, relax. No, man. There's bringing you to me been there, which by the way, I'm not going to lie.

I also was like that because I feel like every five years is a story of some girl who goes canoeing in this house. And like, it's loses her arm because of either like, you know, flesh eating bacteria or like in a music gets in her brain. I just am like, what are in this house?

I just don't talk with that. You don't really say that about pedals. Like, well, pass a pedal. You're like, Brandon, you can be by 100%. Because I used to think you're just, you know, kind of pressy about it.

Because I live by like, so I mentioned the link sometimes. I'm trying to bring me eating a meatball. I'm like, okay, mom. You know, but then last summer there was a brain eating a meatball. They're like, do not walk your dogs at the lake right now,

because there's brain eating a meatball. But there's also like, like really poisonous snakes. And like, I remember you ever seen a movie mud with Matthew McDonald. Why would I watch a movie called Mud? He fucking was really good.

It was really, really good. Had a very random cast. It was like that movie really harmed. Watching that mud hat book. I think because the guy's name was Mud.

I think it could be wrong. Like changing the way. There was a lot of responsibility. It was one of those southern Gothic movies. You know, it was like in like a fried green tomato thing,

like coming up out and watching like who doesn't know fried green tomato. Great. And just get candy. But like mud, those were one of these things where it's like, I remember waking up under the wheel of trees.

And there was like, you know, it's like, don't go in the water. There's snakes in the water. And you know, you don't need me to tell you what's happened. What happens. I mean, that's true.

But that's true. But like I went to home to yesterday. And I looked around and I was like, these people are terrifying. It's like, who do you pick? You know, the snake or people?

“Do you go into brackish scary water or do you got home goods?”

Yeah. Look, read the news. The news is about humans bombing each other. Being racist to each other. Being awful.

Just murder terror everywhere. Do you see a lot of snakes? No, you don't. Like maybe once in a while, you'll see a snake. I choose the snakes.

I have to say I'm looking at the cast of mud. It is like, tell me this is a southern Gothic coming of age story without telling me. The resweather spoons in and she plays someone in Juniper. Sam Shepard is in it. I mean, Sam Shepard only appears in southern Gothic image stories.

There are Paulson, Michael Shannon. It's all just like when I grew up kind of stuff. It was such a good movie. I loved it a lot of things. A lot of missing teeth in that one.

So Justin's worried about a brain eating a meat bite.

I think I know that's the other thing. What's there to say at this point? You know? So he's like, yeah, 20 year old from Boston goes out and a brain eating a meatball and Charleston. No, this is what I'll say.

I'll go into the water and then I'll start acting crazy or like, I'll get to do the things they wanted to do and I'll say all the things I wanted to say. And then I'll blame it on a brain eating a meatball. That stays between us guys. It's me, Justin.

I mean, come on. I mean, well, the meatball are like guys. Just remember, there's going to be some really dumb humans in the water. Today I don't need them. Don't need them.

It's dangerous for us. Yeah. I don't want to go outside. I don't want to go outside. I don't want to go outside.

I don't want them in that river today. Those douchebags in there. So then my ass is a table. He's like, so reinterested in getting a bottle tonight. Like, oh my god, like, it's texting on her phone.

I mean, we're working. You don't get paid to sit down. Like, if you're going to sit, go home. So what? What the fuck?

Me and Michael's are like, brother and sister. And he is on my emergency contact list. And so I can, like, a hundred percent tell Michael's is mad at me. I'm just like, trying to figure out why he's a bitch in this moment.

“So I mean, like, Brad, um, do you mind if we have a chat real quickly?”

Um, so, you know, our conversation that we had at folly. Um, I've just been hearing rumblings that, um, you know, there might have been a misperceive perception of the word that we might have said was unsafe. And, you know, like, everything that happened in New York, like, I don't know. Like, like, every emotion I was feeling, like, is like, um, I hear you.

I just don't, like, really want to look like, right now. Right now, it's like, right now, right now. That means hands turn into paddles, you know? Like, when she gets upset, like, she turns into, like, a little, like, a person. She's like, well, right now. Nope, don't want to say it.

No, we're at work. And I just feel like this really isn't the time or place, okay? So I hear you out, but just not right now. So I know. Good.

So he's going to drag it out for all time. And he's like, yeah, I don't even know what's real and what's fake. All the lies, all the crying. You know, it's a waste.

So for me, I just need to take a second and find the right words,

because this is serious stuff. Like, my feelings are genuinely hurt. And tomorrow, we can have a conversation. I mean, but just, like, not right now. She's like, I mean, yeah, I mean, I, I, I, I, I just don't,

I, like, I don't want anything to be weird.

“That's why I wanted to like, you know, talk about it.”

But like, if you don't want to talk about it, like, we don't have to try that. I, I was okay. Is okay. You don't want to talk about it? Okay.

We don't have to try that. Okay. Slowly out of the room. Okay. So it's all okay.

Don't hurt me. Do not hurt me. I'm slowly. You want my person? Take my person.

Okay. He has a gun. He has a gun. I've children. Please don't hurt me.

So he's like, okay. Whatever. So then, um, like, is, uh, like, goes up to Michael's and she's like, are you? Because God, and then she's like, good.

So then he, Michael's basically is like, pulls Brad to be like,

"I need you for one second, like, come over here behind this drapery." He's like, "What's up?" Like, um, I need you to help me protect me from me right now because, like, I'm getting really fucking annoyed. Like, I'm over it.

Like, I'm just, like, really annoyed at the fact that, like, like, like, was still talking about the microaggression after I asked you, like, not to talk about it with anybody. And we have a flashback to their conversation last week, where Michael said, "This is a conversation that Brad wants to have with Emmy,

and out of respect for Brad just to, like, don't say anything." So Michael says, "You know, I'm Brad asked you, like, not to talk about it with anybody." But then, um, now the issue is that basically Lake mentioned something to the scroll. Ella.

“But there's also a Bella, isn't there a Bella and Ella?”

There's a Bella. Yeah, maybe it's Bella. So she told Bella and so, or Ella. No, I don't know, Ella, Bella, Ella, Ella, Ella. And so, like, like, wait a minute.

What did you say, Bella, Ella? And she's like, "Um, I literally just said, like, it's like the microaggression, and there was, like, racist stuff." And so, I mean, you know, knew that they were talking about, like, the microaggression racist, like, staff.

She's like, "Oh, next time I tell you something, don't say to Emmy." She's like, "Oh, my god, did I vacuum over really bad?" Um, oops. There were just, like, some things you don't share with everybody after you shared those things with someone else.

Okay, and that's, this is, like, one of those things. So I can't be friends with someone that I can't trust. And it's like, "I don't have the time of the energy for wishy-washy bullshit." Running a multimillion dollar fucking club. Okay. Now, the next three men who were wearing Tommy Bahama,

you get in for free. Get in here, bros. Hasn't everybody been talking about this? I'm just so confused. Like, it's a bill of plot line. The entire cast sat around and talked about it.

I think, here's what bothers me, is that what happens,

what we see later on in the episode, what Michael clarifies it, is that he told Lake not to, like, tell not to, not to say anything about this to anyone. Um, and then Lake went and told Brad to clue the air,

because the whole issue was that Brad had an issue with Lake.

And Michael's was relying that to Lake. But then later on, what Michael's is really upset about is that Brad told him something in confidence, and then he went and told Lake that thing in confidence, and then is upset that Lake went and told it to Ella,

because it makes Michael's look like a gossip. So it actually has nothing to do with the micro aggression. Or I shouldn't say it's not primarily what it is. His issue is that he doesn't like looking like a gossip. And so he's going to excoriate Lake for doing the same things

that Michael's just did. And we've seen this happen so many times on reality TV.

“And that's why God, that's what I got upset about,”

because it's like it's only going to be like, this is really serious. Like this is not fodder for like gossip. I'm telling you this because you're involved in it, but like don't gossip, whatever.

But he is actually like complaining about the fact that

that Lake went and said something that was

hulter in confidence when he had just said that he was totally incompetent. So I'm like Michael's. But I guess his argument would be, well, I told Lake that because Brad was saying

she wasn't standing up for him with the micro aggression thing that he would expect more from someone who would get it basically. So that's more of a sensitive thing. So for her to go and be like Brad's mad at me

about a micro aggression is, I don't know. To me it's like you're all talking about this. And it's not that it's not sensitive. It's just that you're all talking about it.

And it's blind to main plot line. So why shouldn't she be able to talk about it? Like she's a young girl. And like if she has to go have this conversation

with Brad, that wasn't an easy conversation for her to have.

I don't know. I don't. I was like, I thought she did a good job in that conversation. So I know that he's not mad about that conversation. He's mad that she told this girl Ella.

But I don't know. It's like you're gossiping at a restaurant. And of course you tell people what you're drama. To me it just doesn't seem. Even if it was bad.

Okay, even if I'm totally getting this wrong and she shouldn't have done it. Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna just give that one. You should.

If you said you wouldn't say something, you shouldn't say it. Yeah.

“But is it this bad that you need to be completely ostracized and treated like shit?”

Exactly. I just don't think the punishment doesn't fit. Yeah, it doesn't fit. It's really mean. Like I think like like messed up for sure.

She shouldn't. And it's also about a sensitive thing. And you know as we'll see her mom. You know her mom. You know.

It gives her peace of her mind at the end of the episode, which was hilarious. And that's what Michael should have done. I'm been like, I love you. But like you fucked up.

You shouldn't have done that. Why are you telling Ella of all people? About this. Especially because this is about. This isn't just gossip.

This is about a microaggression. You know, this is within our community. Why are you doing this? But like he's just icing around and then talking to everyone else about it. And I just think that's actually pretty.

Like it's fine for him to go talk to everybody else about it. But not. And he's complaining that she's that she's making him look like a gossip. And then he's going and gossiping to everyone about how he's not a gossip. And then she's making him look like a gossip.

And I think it's like totally obnoxious. And she's like winds up like, you know. She's like, it's just like meant to feel like a piece of shit at this group trip. Yeah, I don't like it. He comes off.

It's a major asshole in this. I think guys. So Brad's like, yeah, you know, wasn't supposed to be a game of telephone. The other people are getting involved with. But it's deeper than just my issues.

Like in Michael have their own issues. Don't, don't, don't. So now Michael's in TJ go to get Maddie Patties. And Michael's is like, don't look my toes are like grown out. Like, oh my god, they're like, grown up so bad.

Yeah, I think it's because he laughs because he like persises lips. He's like. So he's texting with this guy, Chad. And he's like, I'm, like, this is the lyrics. And TJ is like looking like, oh, people text up there with you.

What's that like? That looks nice. We still send more code my range of some that's cool Are you guys are you talking the same guy? Are you talking the same guy? Are you talking? They went on day with the other day and so we see a flash back to Michael's on a date and this guy is like At the beginning of the summer I was on like a huge oyster kick, but now Not so much oh

Fascinating and the text we see is like hey you round and he's like oh my god I count. I like literally count hilarious. He's so funny What app are you on like rio say oh well I haven't been accepted

“I think yeah. I feel like the reason that you have better luck is because of the age bracket, right?”

I'm like he's also like tall and gorgeous, so Like oh also it's like it's not because I post naked So he's like in a speedo and stuff and he says yeah last year like I wanted to be like a fucking house husband

Like uh you know I go on a run. I'm like posting half naked. I'm like I don't care anymore. Bring the me like let me meet some me

Just like you know those are like Fully thirst traps, right? Like oh yeah girl. I'm they're trepying. I work too hard on this body and not to give the people what they want Like I wish I was like more naked right now like I could even like flex my pucks and then all of a sudden he's like shirtless And it's like oh next question Like no joke my dams are like way too young are way too old and they're just like or they're disgusting messages

You know like suck my cock or send me a whole pick Well to be fair you have like A winner brand

“Master maybe you should take the giant weiner off your profile pick”

I remember being 29 and I was about to turn 30 and I was like I'm by 33

I'm gonna be with someone that I want to be with forever and at 34 approaching 35 it's getting a little scary I mean when I'm 40 I better not still be single and I definitely better not be listening to you. I'm music so he's like it's a huge confidence issue right now like what's going on? I'm like am I am I? I agree

No, you're normally We made out like mean TJ and like I wouldn't make out with you if you were ugly like the thing is like TJ is like so picky like so so so so so so so so so so so Picky like he's really picky and he's like I just feel like I'm in a hole. He's like you're in a hole I'm in a hole We're bonding

If you were to describe what your ideal man looks like what does he look like?

“In the taller range of height which is my way of saying tall”

Dark features dark hair definitely someone that's tall dark and handsome I feel like that's my type and of course. I like showing clips of Michaels if we're every one of these characteristics and then they ask Michaels and he's like oh I definitely like somebody that was a great body. I do like older men for my previous history Someone who loves the vacuum all day long some new loves to I don't know so hot dogs

Some of the full head of hair on things like that. Yeah I'm sick. Oh my god. They're perfect for each other So we see a dead roach and it teaches like oh my god. He's dead Rest in peace big homie like this is gonna be you if you don't find somebody TJ just like a dead roach on the ground. Hey that roach sent you a text that said show me your hole

I can't like I'm dead. I mrs. here comes one right now So now it's time to go out to a distal and TJ Just like they're all meeting up at the house and TJ is like Michael's those are like bottom shorts He's like no So they get it they're all saying hi and they're loading up cars and stuff and me as like everyone ready to

Hold down throw down woo so Joe is making big headlines and the friend group he has his hair is different He's like this is what my hair looks like looking nothing any guys looking emo Joe. It's crazy I took the bump it out I kind of like Joe's hair like that. That's crazy. Looks like trouble's hair. I'm a striver

“So then Michael's gets in the car and he's like I'm not getting wet Joe. What did you do with all my cucumbers?”

Oh my god the cucumber is this is what happens when you have a friend who grows vegetables You're giving that shit away for weeks at a time Do you know any people I gave lemons because my friends mother has a lemon tree I gave so many lemons away and they've fall off the tree so they don't look the same as in the store They're all kind of like misshapen stuff and people are like what are you giving me these fucking misshapen lemons for

You know I wouldn't do that. I would accept all your lemons. Ronnie gladly oh sweet Yeah, um, I really would so Michael's yeah, he's like well, we're making cumbersome Oh, I put the almighty sock drawer where there are other toys

So they're driving and then one car Molly is like Joe I don't think I've ever seen your hair like the way it does currently. He's like, no, oh, this is like what it is Like when my hair looks like it's like he's getting ready for emo night. Yeah Like I hope everyone's getting excited. It's like not even happening this episode. It's such a big deal You know, so our people kind of did body shots later

Oh my god, you guys and Julia's like oh my god TJ this past weekend I looked at timestamps you guys were making out for like a full hour You and Michael's and she said and Julia's like yeah multiple times at the barn folly folly folly just want to see me

The first video that we have is like 1012 and the picture that I took of y'all sitting at the bar was 1107

So for a full hour. You guys were like making out full on full on making out folly folly folly folly folly folly

And to just like I'm I wonder what they're talking about in the other car

“I'm awkward. So then the other car or Molly is like is it true that BBL's smell bad”

Because I've never heard that rumor

I heard they smell like gas Why would BBL smell bad like meaning that like the implant would smell Doesn't mean like after you get one like maybe what you're draining or something maybe it smells bad or doesn't mean like you're But so big now you can't wipe it properly smell bad No idea then do all the other car

Justin announces I drank my piss before for money too and this is a guy who's worried about bringing you to Miba So then that's a choice Have you ever tasted your own come Uh joy is like have you TJ tell I wasn't expecting the table to be turned on me that way. So quickly he just laughs he's like

So then we go on the car with Mia Lake and Bella and uh it's just silent and like like I have hiccups

Really sucks that sucks because yeah Okay, that's a car with Julie and rad So they're still asking about tasting each other's come more that their own come whatever Whatever so then we go to Emmy and they have and then Emmy and Lake Lake is like I don't like They were in the middle of nowhere. Um, I think I would like to pull Brad aside

I'm just going to disregard your fear. Sorry. I just I want to pull Brad aside and have a conversation with him as soon as soon as possible as soon as possible Then Justin and the other cars like hey so Brad you still have no inclination to speak with them. You're right It's like I mean I'm gonna talk with her when I talk with her but the thing is is there last conversation And it's just done until the next conversation So the car with Emmy and Lake and he's like um this had nothing to do with Brad being like

Anything like with his camera or anything like that. I mean, I don't even notice he's black and what I do I'm like oh my god. Yeah, I forgot your black. Yeah, that was scary But anyway, you know like the thing is like I just don't know like I don't think he's an aggressor like I don't I don't think he was an aggressor and like it's like but like the thing is like when you talk about micro aggressions like I'm like understanding of Brad struggles and he's dealt with it his whole life should yeah, yeah, because like

Bella, so you're my gonna empath yeah, you're my gonna empath your core

“Like yeah, I'm gonna empath but it's like okay, because like you have to think about how we felt in that moment”

So Lake tells us that it's like hard for her because she doesn't want to get involved because Brad told her That he wants to have the conversation so she's trying to respect Brad's wishes and I mean like I did nothing At the end of the day you get micro aggressions from micro aggressions and I did nothing I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing She's doing her everything while driving the car. I'm surprised. I did not flip that vehicle

She's so unhinged so then Julian Brad Brad's like okay You guys are tucked back there and he just like yeah, it's gonna be a long way for Emily to drive home later So they get out of the car as they they check out the this lake house. It's in the boonies And it's this big you know pretty house and then I mean, you know the way they're looking at it That's gorgeous

Yeah It's taking rooms. They're they're choosing rooms and stuff and there are by the way alligators in the river nearby So Michaels is um everyone's saying how they're choosing rooms and Michaels is like Wait, I feel like you and Maddie should just pick the rooms because like you guys pay plan the trip I feel I feel like a selfish bitch, but there's a queen bed in there. So Joe you and me

We can sleep in there. And if you pick that room, there has to be three of you. You guys can't um sex. Oh Joe Damn it So the gaze decide to sleep together and Michaels was like well, I'm eager to share a room with um with uh TJ because like I do not want to share with like I would rather spend the night with TJ than I would like right off like is that is that the only reason you want to share

When with TJ you're too gay. He must love each other, right? Yes, my skis want to kiss because you're both gay He's like y'all Yeah, so Brad Julia's like Brad we can do the air mattress. He's like kind of wanted to have sex She's Bradley Bradley So then

Everyone's like oh my god the kids are gonna make out I don't know they're just getting settled in and stuff and Joe's telling us y'all I thought this like like I mean it's kind of on me, but like I thought this was gonna be like or a Magic trip with me and like uh Maddie, but like I guess not because like that we'd have our own fucking bedroom

“I think I stay at me. She's like oh my god. We are gonna get along so fucking comfortable eating other”

We are gonna be so fucking comfortable It's gonna sleep so hard. I sleep so hard Yeah, they're not having sex on this trip. Okay, because Maddie already went to that once with Trevor

And we see a flashback to the first season when they had sex in the back of that RV

Late text my goals. Are you mad at me and she says I've been blowing up his phone and like nothing

“My goals is in person like cast spring me. That's just not us. You know like who do you call when you need something?”

Who do you call when you just want to call somebody me? Okay, that's like 20 24/7. This is weird. What the hell? But he is fully. He sees the taxi. He's fully ignoring her and so now that I'm his butt Michael's like bunny shots guys to early whatever so they're all just continuing to talk and amy is like I mean saying in saying like she talked with Lake and Bella about how everything's been going on and she goes

Somehow I'm the bad person now. Brad was the one that put the insinuation out there that thought I thought he was some kind the I thought he was some sort of aggressor just because I said

He was unsafe and he was going to kill me and I had to have him change rooms. I mean why would I ever say that?

Maddie's like but I thought you said something like the Michaels was like you know like Emmys Be careful what you say she said Brad like you're intimidating like I was like scared of how he was going to retaliate

“Like that's all I meant like look at how you retaliated against you with that fucking blowjob room”

Or like like I just feel like there's like another conversation to be had. Do you know what I mean? They want to have a conversation And so I know where I'm supposed to do Yeah, so you're trying to be like friends with everyone again, and it would be nice if you could acknowledge that But like I'm telling you right now Don't get your expectations up that he will no no, I'm not I'm not so then

Then they all go outside and Mia's doing cartwheel. It's just like a one-handed cartwheel

Which is great except for the fact that Brad blocks the shot come on now and then Brad is like I didn't know you had that kind of skipped athleticism and then Justin's doing it He does like a back flip and everything and kind of showing off and Mia's like you know what he's like It's like when little boys like try to do something new press girls like in the playground and I'm like very nice very nice Whatever he's dating Charlie doesn't even matter. I'm gonna press it. He can do back flips or flips or whatever

He did but then he's one of those guys that he can do that so he does it 20 more times. He just keeps doing it Throughout the whole life. There's like one time where like some there's a whole conversations that's happening and They cut back to like Michaels to see his reaction and then you just see just into a back flip in the background Like he just can't stop Yeah, so

Michael's just like oh my god, or you like hot right now because he was on to a flip like we've got stuff dripping down your leg Mia

“Yeah, um if you want to catch my attention then maybe you should like a back flip with the shiny mx”

I'm just kidding. I'm not a gold dicker. I just want my UPS. Okay. Yeah, if you want me to fuck you like find my UPS box. That would be great So lake emerges and she's wearing this kind of like um red Sort of it has like a hood. It's like lacy cover cover up and just sort of like serving a look Which is funny because like this is not the show that that's ever gonna land because no one seems to understand You're right a river. It's happening

You're right a brown river with a meba and Alligator's in it And she's like um Michaels. Can you take some pictures of me because what could you do me a favor? What? Could can you hear me? Yeah, what can you take pictures? What can you take some pictures of me? No, I just turned around and goes back into his room of such the story is like so annoying And he goes ask a me to take your pictures. He's like and she's like this trip is also just off to such a shitty start

I don't want to be here. So now she's in this like look What she's moping around in this look and then she's like walks off to a dock and she sits at the end of the dock I was just like on her butt in the look like She's not all he's an asshole and like but also like the look is be like you have look at me like look at I'm like I'm serving cut fitness right now, but instead she's just like sad and rumbled in it

I felt so mad for her but also it was kind of funny that she had this whole look on and she was just like I'm sitting on a dock Yeah, so then Maddie and me are like oh my god. Let's do a tick-tock. Let's do one of the trends and many because okay Give me five seconds because like there's this game I saw on tick-tock were one person's running and then the other person like Literally tries to catch them So it's Chase

tag the plane type is reinventing. You guys thinking you inventing stuff on tick-tock I thought there's gonna be like some twists some hilarious clever jensie twist. It's literally Them playing tag or Chase. I guess they call it Chase where you're up like This This is like a generation who didn't get to go outside when they were

Yeah, there's just going on tick-tock Okay, so you're like pretending people are different birds, but then like everyone's his round of circle

Like you're a different bird and then that's chase you. It's like amazing. It's like

Darktuck is What is this game? We're like some two people hold a rope and then the other person jumps on the rope Like they try to jump over and try not to fall. It's like really cool. It's tick-tock Double touch. No, it's new thing And they play they literally play tag and they film it like this is the most novel thing they've ever seen

And um, I'm also like when does your game end because like if you catch if if the if the chase are Catch is the person the game ends but then if the other if like Like how long do you give that person to reach the other person like when how long is your video?

“That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, so Maddie's like, well, I'm like used to being chased by the crops when I was younger”

And like I was like parting a lot and like the cops like boom, boom, boom, hit the door and like you are in the woods

You were like sprinting and I got away every time Until I didn't know I wasn't rehab, but whatever. Oh, it was good at it if Restorey. Great lesson to that. Um, so now TJ is running in Julia's chasing him and Brad's like why does TJ look like a bad kid running from his mom? TJ's like if you want to see me run fast, have a pretty girl chase me. Oh girls

So then um, but Julia can't catch up with TJ and he's like I'm gonna throw out a lot So now there's a sprinter van and Michael's just like what kind of post is this it's usually yellow Nice nice busted this and they all get in and everyone's like who's we're all fun. Yay How's everyone feel like we're all like fun, but then we zoom in and see like it's like sad But of course no one pays attention to where so no one's like late feel better

So they uh they go to this river this brown disgusting river and And as like guys we're gonna go tubing and then we're gonna have lunch on the beach with tubing water all over our hands

“And then we're gonna play some games who's excited?”

Thank you Justin's like what if there's brain eating a mubo like a curb about that stuff and the staff the staff ladies like oh You don't get those here, okay because rivers move that's for steel water. Okay, these rivers move and Just like there's nothing for them to eat I'm like, yeah, it's not stagnant water. Okay, so let's get into it

Justin's like put other snakes or their oligators. I mean what's the situation there and like well You know you go to the river you stay in the middle of the river because if you're on the sides of the river That's where the snakes are and the And alligator or stuff like that that'll eat you so just don't you know Don't ever come out from the middle. Okay, just come in the middle when you're ready to get out of the water

You can't or you're gonna be okay. It's just stay out there. It's like that is not reassuring to me I do not have enough confidence that the law of averages say that the oligators are by the side like If I'm sitting in a tube and my butt is in that water If there's if I know an alligator can come and grow especially grab me by the butt No thanks. I am sitting on a beach. I am taking this printer van to the volleyball nets

I'm not participating in this yeah, but these ladies are like seriously you're asking if there's anything in a river Yes, they're living things in a river. You fucking idiot You want from me? It looks disgusting the whole thing is disgusting and they get on this river there So then they they like joined together in like this giant like flower pedal formation with their tubes And then they're just are all sitting there floating

Which they could have just been doing it they all sat in chairs on land, but that's fine And they're splashing each other with a grass water and then Justin's like

“He's like Michael's um, so what are we gonna hear tonight and you know what's gonna happen?”

And Brad's like yeah, I'm taking you to this being culture. I'm taking you to being that's it I've gone too bad the thing yeah, I've gone to being but like I've gone to being like sitting in a chair I've gone to being but like in nice rivers, but I'm like it's not I am not risking Getting killed by an alligator just to go tubing like put me tubing in a nice body of water not this

Okay, fair enough So yeah, they're talking around that and then everyone starts making fun of What's his buns for hooking up with countess Luan cuz they're like okay, who's the oldest guy that everyone's hooked up with I think oh my god. Yeah, Michael's like defying hook up And Molly goes um 64 for me and everyone's like 64 Jesus

Like that I know age is gonna get that high. Yes, she's like I had some ruffle mint shots during my ruffle mint phase and like everyone looks a little younger when you drink ruffle Mits okay

I'm glad I never had a ruffle mint phase

So she basically then then they're asking about Joe and the countess and Brad's like He's like well, I mean, you know like it depends if you know you actually think I got with the countess

Joe's like I did not sexler I promise you like if I did I would have like nothing alive

I'll it's like they're like please like give it off and I mean like Joe had whiskey dick I was hammered. Okay, I have text when I'm hammered and then because yeah I see only reason you didn't fuck countess Luan. Okay. He's like y'all couldn't get it up for once you guys

“And Matt he's like yeah, I believe it because Joe like like you know”

He was drinking that night and if Joe's drunk like the dick doesn't work Like it's just how it is And then we see a clip of countess Luan saying well He did come to my apartment and we had a little bit of an after party and now he has so a lady doesn't kiss and tell But she kisses and sings three two one

I fuck Joe Bradley He fucked me to We fucked together and I would do it nine again Oh my god, that is the worst kept secret they totally fucked and Joe was like, but I did sleep over and we'll welcome in the morning She'd like maybe eggs and that she called them like French eggs or something

It was like crazy like a full of Frenchy who's like it was like so funny Thanks a lot Francis her got you really heart gay. I know And then I was like walking around and I was like look at this beautiful painting It's like I you know, I like or it's like very you know because my bangs were down and she goes like my daughter painted that I'm like wow how old is your daughter? She goes 28 at the time. I was 28 so like yeah, who's awesome

So now they get out of the water and they're having subs on the beach and I liked What's her run she's like oh my god, this is like the perfect size how much me It's like a third of a sandwich like the size then TJ who has a full set of abs Because I'm gonna hide my fat with a towel and we cover some self up. I was like this this is the problem that our community has Like oh my god look at that that TJ over there

Yeah, so Michael's brings up that TJ told him about his walk with great or his talk his talk with grace yesterday And or walk I guess that is walk and TJ's like yeah, it was like look I'm not saying your feelings aren't valid, but like clearly this has gone on too long like you need some help and you can't say a shit like that You know and then she got on yaw's friendship Maddie. I mean he's like oh god So they're asking her like what are your next steps with grace and she's like I'm not talking to her

I'm done with her and he was like yeah, all they do is have conversations and then you know

She says you're a bad friend to her and then you never give give her a call

Yeah, Maddie's basically like I don't want this responsibility anymore. It's a cool time job I want to quit I put my two weeks in you know I've empathy for grace in which is going through and I can relate so to a more than anyone else in this group But like when you keep enabling that behavior you're just telling someone that's okay to behave that way So she's basically like I'm just gonna let it go and she's it's like

Nothing has been rock bottom enough for her yet like me it's stopping friends who are not gonna be rock bottom She has to ever know rock bottom on her own Yeah, and Joe's like yeah, but like like in her heart in her mind She knows that like she needs to heal it. You know that so you know it heals cornhole let's play some cornhole Yo, it comes along

So cornhole time they're playing my favorite game and then Justin is like, yeah, let's play some volleyball now like yeah Okay, cool, so they're gonna play some volleyball and um

Then Brad is telling me that she needs to be single, you know, she's never been single

She always goes from from man to man to man and

“Just has to be single for once in your life. She's like this is facts. It's facts. Unfortunately, and I think”

Oh, well, I don't know if it doesn't happen with Justin right by the way. I'm just gonna say this right now I don't think anyone the audience cares what happens with me and Justin I'm sorry. You're afraid you're fun. We love you But Justin's like a definite downgrade. You can't bring Troy on the show and then go to Justin like it doesn't work like we don't care So she's like, you know like Jordan's into him, but we're not friends like

I don't even have her names hit in my fucking phone. So like if he's singly single, why not? And he's telling them yeah, we're supposed to go out on a date and then she said rain check But then like she wouldn't even rain check me so everybody's laughing and then they go play volleyball and Emmy sucking at it And she's like oh my god, there's something about volleyball. It just like pisses me off like I play soccer Like I play Phil hockey athletes soft all in there the fucking week like you want me to play softball play that like fucking volleyball

What the hell And so it was a lot of volleyball and then um

“Molly's like you know Molly and like Michael's and I think TJ are sitting on like a little bench”

And Molly's like and he's such a bitch, but just got such a good ass Yeah, well it used to be bigger Like you know what the ball is like what you got your cybercrats do Michael's goes my thing is like I'm just like don't give him a vlog like yeah Michael's the the primary person doesn't give him a fuck as he ice is out like

I'm just she's like okay

So she just walks away and he's like I know that she can feel me and she can feel that I've been like weird or I'm still off

And TJ got's yeah, you do that I know how I know how to get on with people's skin like yeah I just like can't help it like I can't be fake to you if I'm not like fucking with you like I had a conversation with her about the Situation broad and Molly's like oh you type at the unsafe comment on the thing is like I had a conversation with her about it

“And I told her to keep it like between us and what did she do?”

She turned around and went and told Ella a lot turned around and told ME and Michael's tells us When you grow up in like a Hispanic household you're like kind of taught that like your family It should stay in your house and like lake is the cousin that goes to your aunt and says something and then like your mom calls

The next day and is like why are you being such a she's most asked you know what I'm saying and so like like oh my god

They're literally talking about me over there. Oh, like I just heard it or hurt my name and Michael's just like yeah Well you keep putting your foot in your mouth and like I can't defend that like pretty to my friend like you're done So he tells us again that Brad was confiding in him and you know then she went around and talked to it to everybody or whatever And now I mean knows what's going on and now he looks bad when he was just trying to relay a conversation to help out lake in that situation And now he looks like a cheese muscle

Yeah, so Lake is like I'm not leaving like this is like I'm in a place where like I know I can't trust her And I can't have a friendship with somebody that I can't trust sorry

So now there's more volleyball and then maybe I love he's like I don't want to be a gossip

I'm gonna tell everybody here how I feel about like constantly all episodes except for like

“Yeah, exactly that's what I don't like about this is that to me this seems like an”

infraction but it's nothing that requires this much when you're 22 or 23 This feels like the same way to do deal with it, but like when you're older you realize it's so stupid Just say like you really disappointed me like don't ever do that again and Then have fun, right, but this is so extra too much so lakes like oh my god When Michael's isn't that fuck you mood?

You do not want to poke that bearer because like when that bear gets released You saw what happened to Molly and then we see him screaming in Molly's face And so Brad comes over to talk to Michael's and he's like what did you say about me and he's like it was the same conversation I had with you Me is like wait, why can't why can't I hear it my like I don't want to talk about it like drop it I said, but you can't act like that way and say drop it

She's because I don't want to I don't want to get pissed like Maddie What did she just tell you nothing? I don't I don't think that there's a problem. It's like well

“Then why is she being like this? Well, I think that she was playing volleyball”

And she already guys talk about her and she just like I feel bad for Link You know Michael's makes it very well known when he is upset and she's like not dumb She picks up on it. She feels the energy the only person that has been vocal about his issues With Link is like herself, and I feel so bad for Link that I'm just not going to go over to her and console her make her realize that she has more friends than just Michael's Yeah, so

Michael says he's so annoyed and Maddie's like why that's your friend and he's like not right now I don't feel bad for her. I don't care like when you and I have a conversation and keep it between you and I don't go tell other people all And she's like okay, so you care that she went to a lot of people It's like yeah, it's pissing me off because like it's not a conversation for her to have with other people And she's like so is it like the Emmy saying the unsafe thing because yeah, and it's not that big of a deal

But actually it does happen, but the conversation did have to do with Link the whole reason one Michael's brought it up was he said Brad feels like you are not like you were not defending him enough about the microaggressions So Link was directly involved you know, I mean maybe Michael's the saying you know Lake talking to Ella or Bella or Bella about Microaggressions in general is not appropriate which is fine, but like she was part of this. It's not like

Not like she like I think she has a right to speak about it So Michael's is saying us a big damn she kept talking. He's just going on and on to everybody but her as usual and so then This is where just in tries to hop over hammock and falls down So then Lake goes up to Bella and Maddie and Lake is like was that about me? Bella's like no, we weren't talking about you. I mean I'm gonna be honest with you

It was about a comment made at the folly house folly folly, you know, which comment I'm talking about We talked about it on the way here. Okay, all right. Should I do charades? I love charades. Okay, two words No, no, just tell me. Okay. Oh, that comment. Well, I talked about about it. It's magic. Yeah, but then apparently you went and talked to other people about it

So she's like, oh well, that's a crazy reason to be mad at me for like when Brad is perfectly fine like he's dealing with these issues with them

“I mean like why are you mad at me like pick and choose your battles like don't choose them with me like I've always been on your team”

So Matt everyone gets on the bus and Lake just walks off and gets on the phone with her mom Jerry and she's like So mom like this really songs because like Michael's his mad at me for this whole like Brad talk like when I told Ella and she told Amy and she just what did you tell her honey? You've got to keep your mouth shut learn to keep your mouth shut Mom like I just told her like I was getting her for like advice and she said isn't she white You're asking a white girl for advice to about how to deal with black people honey. She's like oh no

Do you not know play your shit together She's like this whole thing is fucked up. It's true fucked up Jerry's like you can't continue to break people's trust honey. You can't run your mouth. I won't do this go It's like you know it's She's like you know it's like gets you in trouble. So quit doing it mom's just like reading her for a film

Yeah, she's like I didn't think it was gonna go off just you don't talk to white people about black people business Like mom That's I can't win man. She's like I'm I've no one else to call I'm gonna call my mom and her mom's like no you suck Yeah, her mom's like don't do that you fucked up don't talk to white people about black people business

“And I love you. I'll talk to you later. Like that's how you deal with it. That's great. I was watching”

Dom was cracking the fuck up. I'm on the sofa. He was just like Um anyway fun episode and but it didn't really break my heart to see lake so sad and then next week She's like sobbing at the dinner table. I don't know why but I really enjoyed lake so much So we'll see how that all plays out and the meantime. Thanks for being here and we'll catch you tomorrow For oh it's a three episode day. We've got Beverly Hills. We've got Rory and we've got ladies of London

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