#3296 RHOBH S15E16 Part Two: One Foot Out The Dorit

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If you're like, "Hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one." Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and let's depart one, okay, it's before this one. I'm buying, enjoy the show. So, Erica's like, "The read, the read."

And now Erica, now we see her inter-like drag we make up in the conventional, and she's like, "Motherfucker, I am beyond map." Like, "All you, forgetting, just spit it out, you're mad, okay, it's me." What the little American does? And now we have Flashback.

And B-Y-O-M-E-E-O-K-R-E-R-K. So we see Flashback's 2018 L-V-P calls out to read in front of the group for Lucy Lucy Apple juice being placed in the shelter. That's not even how that happened. These editors, I swear to God, are still so biased.

That's not what happened. Why are you yelling at her about Lucy Lucy? Why aren't you telling her about her? Why aren't you bringing it on camera? Stay something about Lucy Lucy.

She's like, "Okay, well, the dog ended up in the shelter." "Oh my God, she brought up Lucy, Lucy Apple juice, he burn her to the stake."

Well, either way, I mean, look, you know I've been very critical of Erica for the

years. I've always felt like she hasn't shared enough, I felt like she has self-produced, but

“like one thing that you have to say about the Fox Force Five is that they always protected”

each other, and they always covered for each other, and they would do like faux moments of accountability, or like these little petty squabbles to show that no, they could be critical of each other, but ultimately they cared most about like rallying the troops and sending new people off the show. That's how it leads to feels, whether or not it's real or not.

Well, they hadn't as much as that. Yeah. They've had each other's back. Because they've always been, you know, getting up on other people to get them out. And you know, like this LVP thing, that's a perfect example, and that's when it formed

right, to get out of LVP. But then all of that, but there was also talked that that season that that was a huge distraction from shit that was going on and treats personal life with finances, right? Like wasn't the whole thing like, oh, there's bankruptcies, and this was a great distraction.

So there's always been this American that like, and Erica's like they've, I mean, it's

a little conspiratorial. I've actually personally never truly believed that they created all this frenzy to hide each other's like scandals, because I just don't think that they're smart enough to act that way. But it, uh, you do feel like like they, they do cover for each other a lot.

And that's been one of the, to the, to the detriment of the show quite often. However, that being said, it's like, whoa, they are still like, how are having each other's backs? So when Dorit is like, you've, Bose has had my back more than anyone here. It's like, oh, these ladies have protected you to read, though, like, to the millions

of the audience. Then, but every season's a new season, I mean, you can't bring up stuff from 2018, and it's like the same as, you know, five years later. I can. I have, of course, I will do it.

We, that's what we do. I'd like remember, 2011, when Dorit, when Carl stole a hangar from Camille, grammar that just shows she's been a bitch all this time. Yeah. Well, look, they have, they have been there for her, but this year they have, and I mean,

this year cows come for Dorit and Erica's head cows back. Erica hasn't been coming for her as strong, I don't think, but ultimately, she's, she's had cows back in the whole thing.

“So I think, like, I have always had you back, yeah, but you don't now.”

So, you know, and I think Erica's thing could be, I wouldn't, I wouldn't even have a problem

with Erica's thing again for the millionth time, but because they talk about it a million

times on the show, we have to repeat it a million times. If Erica was like your late in his fucking rude Dorit, if that was her thing, then that's fine. With Kyle, when it's just like, go up, go after Dorit and like Dorit's attacking Kyle, and like to kind of coastline that, I think, is showing that you're on Kyle's side.

And, you know, I wouldn't fuck with her either. By the way, as long as we're on the topic of bringing up grudges, here's a grudge that I forgot to mention, when Kyle was trying to get everyone to have her back, but like,

It's not just me. We all said it. We all said it. Everyone was crickets.

It's funny how, how, uh, how quiet Kyle was, you know, several years ago, when Sutton was in the

place of Kyle, and Sutton was confronting Erica about like, we all have questions about this scandal. I mean, we were all talking about it, right? I've been no one said anything, and we just suddenly out there, even though they had all had, even more blatantly, by the way, a group discussion, including Dorit, and Dorit

was actually very vocal in that group discussion. They all sat there and talked about what's going on with Erica, and then Sutton went out there to do the, the dirty work, and they all sat there quietly. So Kyle, you know, what goes around comes around the, um, so, uh, Erica's like, "Well, it seems like it ain't everybody to come to you, so you could say them, I'm mad that

you kept this from me, but you know what, I've actually mad that we had to sit there at this table to wait for you." Okay, finally, we're at the real point, which is your late, and Dorit has like, "Well, good. At least you're being honest and dricks.

Sutton cute." So, Erica leads her, Erica is so mad, and this, this, here's what I think I really responded to. Was that this was a true honest emotion that Erica is feeling, and it was also incredibly

relatable to be like, "The friend who's always late is like, finally, someone is going

to fucking say something to them." But she is like, Erica's like, "You see, she is really mad." And she leads, she just means being mad, and she's like, "So fucking funny when Erica's like, "Okay, I'm going to be bad, everybody ready? "Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,

kids. Oh really? Well the wattage tell us. Texas and so you're checking on your kids. You'll be

“ready in five minutes. Then you know what? You have to hang with us. Oh hey, she's checking out”

our kids. Let's give a five. But you don't think you don't think you need to do that, did ya? Guess what? I left you guys today. I didn't do you anything. Oh yeah, I don't know you really think other than the treat. Which is why we don't like it. We don't like it. We don't like it. We

at that. It's the treat. I don't say it because the mother fuckers won't. We don't like it. See by the way,

she just did the exact same thing that Kyle did, but she phrased it in a much more commanding way. She didn't say you're like, "Oh, and so am I back?" I'll say because fuckers won't. You know? And it's also, it's also a better point because everybody has a problem with this, right? So when she does it, like actually makes sense. And just oh well guess what? You missed the apology, okay? I had it earlier. Apparently, Erika missed the apology. So I'm going to do it again. I apologize.

Cool. Erika. Me again. Whoever that is. It's not weird. It's not weird. You talk. I'm going to talk louder. Which is a lot because I actually don't talk louder. But because your apologies don't fucking land and it's not just me. Everyone's irritated. They're not going to tell you,

“let's go down the line and you can all speak up. Okay, well who wants to say something?”

Don't be cowardly lions. I'm not cowardly. I've been late too. I'm often late. You know, sometimes I've been like clock. So I mean time is just a human concert if you really think about it. All right. So I'm late somewhere. I'm sure I should be somewhere right now. And everyone's just looking at her like, "Why?" You know that this is why Erika this didn't land for me. So I mean I love watching her get mad, but I'm like, "Why? Why do we have to?"

Everyone's still looking at him like, "I'm not going to yell at somebody at dinner about being late. This is so weird." And a sudden certain sort of thing. She's like, "Well, you know, I'm not very concerned about being late." I mean, you know, the buying of the bag. I mean, okay, the being late. Okay. I mean, it kind of feels like divorce behavior. Okay, you know, slashing her husband's tires, you know, calling the pope and saying, "Puff, when are you going to

take away his last name?" But a froker and I think it's like that. I mean being late can be annoying, but it's not like the pope just showed it your house and turned you into a brown overnight. You know what I mean? So I'm just not concerned. I mean, should I be?

“Yes. And I think you should be the concerned. And I need sudden strike to come back because”

sudden strike will be like, "She is disrespecting my time." I don't know what sort of fluency does that. Because that's what sudden would normally do. I think that maybe all this talk about like erraticness is getting her scared because truly the old person who's most erratic on this cast is sudden. And she has been for a long time. So I think she's just trying to be like, "I'm just going to just be a statue right now. I'll be dated myself." So it's just also got a better

fight going. Right? She's trying to produce a different fight, which, who Kyle is also in on, but she's trying to produce the fight that Amanda should be coming for Doreen. So Amanda, she wants Amanda to have this dinner to come for Doreen for looking her up and chat G-P-Ting her

I've been trying to orchestrate a different fight." And I just don't know that the time fight

is really strong is my original fight, which is quote lady goes crazy on three. I mean, that would have been more fun. Right? Okay. Sorry to go. I've said it to Doreen's face that she's late and like, "I don't do late." She's going through a fucking time though. And I was like, "Oh, we're all going through a fucking time. Rachel, the whole table's going through a fucking time. I agree." She's like, "Well, Eric, you're going through a fucking time." Really? She's like, "Are you kidding me?" Yeah, what the

fuck do you think it is? Miles, what the prison? The fuck you talking about? I'm going to trial.

“What are your kids? What are your kids? Is it the worst? We're not going to do the pain thing. Okay?”

The panel lipics aren't going to NBC in summer 2028. Sorry, I'm obligated if you say the one big sir analysis on the gut. Yeah, you know what? Everybody hurts. Sometimes. Thank you. A lot of things, little, like the original. Well, I didn't know if you were going through a fucking time because, well, you don't, you know, you haven't shared what you're going through a fucking hard time. Oh, no, I actually share with my therapist. Actually, it gives a shit.

And how am I supposed to knew, Eric? I give a shit. I'm your friend. So, oh, that is, that's your race of us because they need to show up above the scale. Well, you raised your voice. I'll have lots sooner than I did. And don't have a telly to shut up again, don't bring it. Don't fucking tell me to shut up again. When did I say that? Today, and don't put your hand in my face, do not do that to return, not put your hand in my face. I'm like, well, you're pointing in her,

what the hell? I love an eric and get so mad, it always just makes me laugh. We have a life god. Yeah,

it was flashback earlier in the, in the ghost town, where, where Doreet was like, you're like, I'm not doing this. This interjecting goodbye. So Doreet's like, you know what?

“When I said, you need to work. And you need to contribute. I didn't mean you have to be a”

cut fitness. And then a band is like, oh my god, you guys Amanda, who thought Wimp was like, the worst word she's going to hear this season. We're so color and confidence in my restaurant that I'm meaning. And so telly just drinks. Telly does my pair. She's just drinking her wine, watching it like this is barring. So both in Rachel are metering like, oh, Jesus, I'm literally, I literally, I literally died. It's time for commercial. It's time for a

crappy commercial. Do you eat? I'm the one that brought the word cut fitness into the group. You're late. You're still the word cut fitness from me. I love that. I love that she's like, I'm just like an ownership of that word because the reviews did a lot, especially in this episode. So I have a feeling that Doreet has been using that word for a long time. Why? I mean, Doreet is British. So it's part of it. So Eric is like, I stole that from the

gay people before you steal it from the bridge. Bitch. Guess what? I can't be a cut fitness if I want to Doreet. What are you? A pussycat? What are you a pussy? Just like, I'm me, me too. And I don't need to be a cut fitness Erica. Well, don't because you're an asshole. You're an asshole. I'm your content. Rachel at the end of the table is just like, oh my god. Like, I really saved that word for

“like special occasions. Wow. The old thing this is good for you. Do you think this is good for you?”

Between last few of these new things. This is a good look for you. I just operate from that place, Erica. I operate from a place of being fucking real. I'm honest and I'm sharing. And if you're going throughout fucking time, tell me because I want to be there for you. So why are you wearing a plate of the hat? Hashtag erratic? But it seems like it's all over the news street. It's all over the news street. And you say, don't know what's all over the news. Since when do you read? You're the one who was like

Erica stuff. What? I can't read that article. It's too long. Can someone just tell me what it said?

So Doreet is basically like, look, she tells us like, I know about all this stuff because it's

in the tabloids. But Erica doesn't actually tell me about it. Yeah, because this whole season started with Erica dating a new guy. They all had to find out from a tabloid and Doreet said, well, why didn't you tell me? And she said, well, I'm not comfortable sharing it with everybody at the table. And I would only, I would only share it with Kyle. And then Sutton was like, yes, that includes you. Remember all this? So it's funny that Erica's like, oh, really, really, really you're being sick with

it. You did the same thing. You fucking hypocrite. So Erica's like, you're not going to win the round the read with you. It's all about me about the walls. And she's like, well, why have you talking to taking it that way? I'm not saying I deserve a metal for having a shitty time. Although I

us all through it. And yeah, thank you, dude, you're louder than everybody else. Okay, really, honey,

“really, let's do playback. Oh, rewind, if you will. I'm getting up from this table. And I'm doing”

it because I'm very angry with you, but also I just really want to have a cigarette in the parking lot. Oh, so you're leaving now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes. Yes, not how no. So she gets up and walks off and Amanda's like rolling her eyes. And Erica goes, why? Why leave it? She goes, because Erika, if there's anything I've taken away from my super russian, it's that I pick and choose who I want to be with. And I don't have time for shocked like this. I don't glue it. Oh, so you lay everybody out.

But then when it's just you and I, you just have to walk away. Oh, really, Erika, think again, sweet. You think again, you're the one walking off. I'm so here. By the way, hilarious at the both of them are telling each other to think about something. I'm like, that's not happening anytime soon. You don't see a lot of thinking on the show. I like that Erica was losing her shit during this and and Dree is just staying calm. Like what the fuck is wrong with you? And she gets up and walks

off and she just leaves and she goes, where does? Weirdo is like, it's so funny. Like, weirdo is kind of like a word that's seems so benign, but people really weaponize it. Like,

“I've seen it a lot. Like, yo, you're being a weirdo. And you're like, how could you say that about me?”

So it became super, it became super offensive last year or something or like two years ago, because politically somebody say, yeah, we like a politicians, I forget which side, like if it was Republican or Democrat, but so I came a thing to call Donald Trump weird and yeah, and they were like, you're weird. And then the Trump views were like, you're, but these people are weird. And they're kind of dare you. And so weird became this like hugely offensive word again. So funny,

humans are so stupid. Honestly, I know. So Mary goes, that's not productive. I can actually show you a gunner. So then they're like, yeah, go get her because she's probably not going to listen. By the way, I also enjoyed Jennifer in the middle of all this. It was like, you know, the way the word got fitness is it's actually quite common in England. I don't think it has announced the same exact thing, but just he know. And then they go, should I go get Doritos?

Well, otherwise, we'll be squished into two cars. She's a car taker. Someone go together. So, uh, so then Kyle is like Kyle's so mad. And then she picks up this like T-bone steak, that's the front front front front front just goes, well, why not fucking Fred Flynn, so does this in front of my face, put this over here, please. The middle of the fight, someone decided to pass down like a Florentine steak to Kyle, and giant plate of meat in front of her. So Jennifer takes

it, of course. She's like, that was delicious actually, Kyle. Did you mean that, did you don't want to be friends with her? Well, that is not being a friend of ours, but did you mean it? What she's doing to me is not there, and I'm sick of it. So, I can't think it goes up to Dorit, and she's like, I can't get him good, you know, you know, I just, I'm back and said it at a table at a bunch of assholes. I'm not going to do that. She's a

button you guys love each other, and I'm the wealthiest person here, and he's really be listening to me right now. I don't love anyone, nor do I trust anyone, nor will I continue to give as a friend to people to be safe like good. So Dorit, so the way Kyle is going to get it for this,

“following Dorit out. Oh, Kyle's not going to like that. Well, I think they all told her to go. I”

think Kyle was, I think Kyle co-assigned it because they're like, okay, I'll bring her back. So, Erica is trying, now Erica is sort of like doing her cry thing where she's just like

clenches her mouth together, but here's come out, and Kyle's like, I mean, it's always me that she's

going to focus on and pick on, and I'm not going to fucking do that. I'm like, you're Erica's literally crying over there because she is the one who actually just received the wrath of Dorit, a little bit, although I actually, I shouldn't say that. Erica was giving the wrath, but the point of the cause, like it's always me when Erica's the one who just got into the fight with Dorit. So, Rachel's like, I think you guys need like a real pause, like, really for real. Like,

something I would never say about moisturizer, you need a pause. Yeah, and you know what, this might be superficial, but she looks hot as fuck. And both is like, not now. Like, but still, just saying, Rachel, no, no. So, Erica's like, I'm okay. I've got it, okay, give me a fucking break. You couldn't cry when you found out of you, you're confronted with the fire, burn victims, and

orphans, and you had a deadpan look at your face and went, I never heard any of this, but this is

going to make you cry, get the fuck out of here with your bad acting. So then Dorit is outside continuing with Kathy, and she's like, I'm used to coil talking behind my back and don't take

is more important to be in coils, good grouses, to be, than to be a friend to me, and that

“is what suits me the most. He is too hot for tucked in the man,”

hopped man, I'd wear three other times, and I don't like that, I'd like to say Dorit in the space, and I'd get stitches going through that time, but wait, I know like wiping her tears, and just like, I don't give up my heart or friendship easily, or any details of my personal life, or who I'm friends with, or who I'm dating, or really anything about me, but you get to see Mikey,

and I can't afford to read, but I don't know where friendship stands, and I never felt this

I grew up by her before. So outside Kathy's like, oh, you know, these are people that you're I mean close with, you know, and it's going to be, you know, it's going to be easier to walk out, than to walk back in, I'll tell you that much. Oh, I don't plan to, Kathy, I'm not in a place in my life, where I'm going to sit from someone

“that I didn't, that I who I care about, who I've been there for, who I'm fucking run to in the”

middle of the night, if she needed me, just to be spoken like that, I'd you pet you as I'm fucking walking away, and walking in several circles, and up and down, and climbing up a wall, if I, if possible, you really are a bit erratic, aren't you? Don't you dare say that about me, I'm not erratic. You bet you re-sum walking away, new fucking way, the days of me sitting there, gleaming and boring it, swarrowing and taking it, roaming it and walking it, swimming it and

diving it, they're over, they're over. So she's like walking away, and we see like a little cigarette, like the smoke, billowing out from in front of her. Like this isn't hardly a variety of us, she's definitely stressed, but you can't push people out of who you trust the most. I want to be there for her, but she has to listen, no one here wants to hurt her. Like, I'm gone, so, uh, the Kathy's like, "I'm sorry you feel so alone, Doreen." Like, it's okay, I would rather be alone,

than be around a bunch of fucking cut businesses. Coil's whole mission, let's take it, everyone in the group to turn against me, just somehow make herself feel better. Well, you got your wish, I hope you sleep good tonight, and yes, I am comfortable with using bad grammar. So then she got walks off. She gives like a slow clap, but she's like, "Oh, I thought it was the play, the soft pk, happy birthday, la." Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

That soft clap at the end. Our group came to Italy with some monocrats, but now we have big fractures and some broken friendships. I don't even know how we returned to Beverly Hills like this.

“What will they do? At the international check-in? Will they even let us back?”

Time will tell. Time will tell. This is an update. I figured out how we do go back to Beverly Hills.

By airplane, the Rachel's like, "I've learned that you never know what, what to expect from this

group." I've never expected that we'd become to this beautiful magical place that I want to live in every summer instead of being with these women, and then I've been absolutely tears. Hot girls. Summer has been destroyed. Hot girls. Summer. So now it's now dead girl. Summer. Because I'm dead. So now we go back to Beverly Hills and Jennifer Erna, every I guess everybody's packing and stuff to go back. And Sutton is squeezing

into the glass elevator. Roll into her suitcase onto the car. Call him to polar bear, R.A. and the slap it in the face. Tell him to watch it. It's got damn mouth open to sound and public. Sutton's like, "Well, I thought this trip would be healing. Bring us closer together." And it is done. The exact applicant, opposite, opposite. So I'm in. It's a pleasure. I don't know if it can be recovered. So now...

I love every real housewife or every one on Bravo, who always says this at the end of a

tumultuous group trip. Like, I thought we were going to be healed by this trip and come together. When in the history of Bravo or reality, TV has a group trip ever healed anything. It is specifically designed for you all to be at each other's next by the end of it every single time. And I'm like, "Oh, I thought we'd be healed and come closer to a group." That's a group. That literally has never, ever happened.

Yeah. Well, let's see how Doreed's book is coming. And by that, I mean, the cover. So she's doing the photo shoot and she's wearing crazy clothes. I don't know, shoulder pads. They're really in right now. I was just not going with something so trendy as a book cover. I mean, not that you'd expect this to last longer than two weeks anyway. I'm in any kind of

like, I mean, business. It sort of looks like she's posing for like a learning annex, you know,

“headshot. So it reads like, I'm like, "I'm a face lift. If this book doesn't represent,”

if this cover doesn't represent the book, I'm going to lose my mind." It does wrap out the book. It's a complete fucking mess. The makes no sense. I like she, she does give us a peak into the process. She goes, "I've learned that a lot of people release the cover of their book before the book is even finished. Just increase the excitement around the book."

You mean marketing materials? I've never even knew those things existed.

Isn't that interesting? It's the same thing that your friend Amanda does. Hmm. What are we in at that idea? Hmm. Wow. It was like, you got that from me. All this time when a book is coming out, I always just assumed there was a big question mark on Amazon until it suddenly rips and shelves. Oh, the cover is really the cover early. The book covers are a big thing and brought the bravo world right now because Heather Gay was

“called out for stealing her book cover for her newest book. She wrote a fiction book and it sounds like”

it's already, it sounds kind of like it's going to be a ripoff of that to me more movie. Well, since the substance which then became the ripoff that Ryan Murphy show called The Beauty, her whatever that was. So anyway, she stole a book cover. There was like another book and the author came out. Oh, yeah, it's so much for girl power. Bitch, seal my book cover. And then everyone, oh, it's like, that's not stolen. That's just a stock image. She's allowed to. I stand with Heather Gay.

I am, I, I just did a search and I see it is very, very similar, but yeah, if it is a stock image, that's hilarious. It's very big. The cover is the new story that I'm under a house. I was at Beverly Hills. So now we got a boz is and she's talking to Rachel. And they're talking about how God, Hilly was supposed to be great, but then it wasn't great. And Doreet is there. It's like, well, when you get a whole group of people is talking behind your back.

Oh, no, this is the book party. I'm sorry. The book, the book thing. We're still on the same scene.

So the girls come over there. Oh my god, this is amazing. What is this for a book that people read?

Are you, did you learn how to spell things? How's this happening? What's, what's going on here? We are going to release, I think, called a photo that you release ahead of time. So people know that there is something called a book that is following. I'm very excited for the process. Books get cooled. So they come with covers. And this one will have my face on it. What do you think of that revolution? Yeah, I'll leave. You know, there's not a lot of, oh, sorry. Go ahead, Ben. Go ahead,

“buzz. Oh, no, please. I, I think that you should express how I'm feeling in this moment.”

I'm extremely bored. And if there's not safety and protection within a expressed concern, then it feels like an accusation. And I think that that's why you feel upset, you guys. Yes, it's good. It's good. So both tells us that the difference between what she does and what Kyle does with the read is that she offers feedback without judgment, but Kyle offers feedback and a lot of judgment. And then we throw in your trigger words like erratic and manic and it

makes the person less receptive. Yeah, where I struggle with the whole situation is that like, I don't want to be grouped into like the all, like that we all, because like I'm an actual celebrity and you guys are like, not so like, I can't really be in the same all ALL. You know what I'm saying? I'm just like visiting here. Okay. Like I live in the Hampton's with Zander. It's a yeah. You know where I'm struggling with this is like I'm trying to listen to them,

but that I just keep seeing this white light and people are like, come towards the light, come towards the light and I'm like, no, I don't want to. I'm dead. And then I realized I was the light all along. So, um, so the read is like, but you're also not going around to everyone else. The group saying have frustrated you are with me because I'm late all the time. It's different because Kyle was bringing those accusations to other people and the discussions and even

pick it up at people's heads. And she basically like, yeah, like, you know, she, you know,

the read says like I've had no issues with Erica except for the very first year and never had an issue

until this year. And basically saying it was Kyle, who is Poison, Erica. Yeah, and she says that Erica's been writing the fence between her and Kyle since last year. Like, she would, she would tell me that Kyle texting P.K. was wrong, but she wouldn't say it to Kyle's face. And so it really showed me where Erica's loyalty is with coil. So she's like, you know, I just want you guys because you're my friends and you're richer and Rachel's like, yeah,

but on a light note, you guys, I'm not walking towards it. And here's the thing, like, I hate my

is like the end of summer and the beginning of the year. So I want to have a party celebrating that.

Okay, let's just do that. Let's just do that. Let's not even say it's my birthday, even though it's my birthday. I like, I don't want it to be like my birthday. Okay, so don't sing happy birthday. Don't bring me birthday presents birthday birthday birthday. Okay, it's my birthday. I'll see you in my birthday. I'm going to make a shirt that has your face on it and says, I'm here for Rachel. It's like, oh my god, like literally dead. I will not. Like, but that's actually kind of a genius. You could be

like the CMO of like, Rachel's. Exactly. Cm. Fucking. Oh, but I can't afford this bitch, though. Oh, my

“God, hilarious. So now we go to, by the way, I think I want to point the producer said, like, how”

old are you turning? And she was like, for maybe I was a little bit later. And she's like,

what are we doing? Like, no, like, what are we doing? So we go to a place called Nagu's,

and it's, it's like cool, like, spot with like shoes and stuff that, like, they're like, like a little bit more a shop. Yeah, but everything's probably costs like $5,000, but it's like get points boys. So yeah, communication with my kids is everything. And especially with sky sky, since he, you know, like, like, I, I, it's hard to like pull things out of him, you know, like, so I have to check on him. So like, our things with that, he's like, not good, not bad. Just

fine. Okay. You forgot to tell me not to go crazy. No drinking, ever, no drugs, no vaping, ever, no vaping. Okay. Do you still like your dad? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. Isn't he an asshole? Well, don't say that, don't. You shouldn't say his mouth. He's a asshole, right? Was she there?

“What's she like? She's an asshole. Okay, glad we had this talk. No e-bikes.”

By the way, enjoy your internship here. I worked at nine west at the short Hills Mall. Yeah, they got, they got an internship for her. Um, my mom just got my niece and internship as a barista. Well, it's not really an internship. It's a job, but it's funny because it's like this place that my mom goes to all the time. And I just think it's funny that my niece is like, oh my god, this is so cool. Now, have a job as a barista. I'm like, uh, making things for your grandmother.

Good luck with that. Come back. This is wrong. Do it again. She's going to be, she's going to be your worst, uh, like, army. She's going to be a drop and give me 20. Go again. Yeah, sky is going to be a barista intern. He's going to like hold the swim low. Um, so now we go over to mountain Olympus house. Um, and this is, uh, we're looking at looking at houses for bows and killing and low. So they look at this house. It's really nice because

“they're going to start a new family together and, and bows is like, the first time, Kirit left me”

alone in this house. Troy was trying to establish trust me. And I took that to another level because I went through every single thing. I went through every single medicine cabinet, every single hair plug. And I found nothing. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what I did that. But, you know, Kirit has reassured me that regardless of baby or not, he wants us to live together and our once our lives to come together. So here we are, looking at a house with Lail.

This house is ugly, eh? What do you think? It is fine. It's like a generic house in the hills, you know? It's fine. It didn't really happen. I was staying with my cute. I hope she doesn't get it. So, uh, they look at the house. It's really exciting. And then we go to Rachel. She's giving her house decorated for the Rachel Studio 54 birthday badge. I'm like, oh my god, in my mind, I love it Studio 54. It's like where I was born. Where I'll die. It's like where I'll stay. It's like

purgatory 54. I'm staying here forever. I fucking love it. Everybody here's dead. See, Rachel, it's like a party where everybody else is dead, too. For someone who proclaims that she's dead all the time, she also quite often says that she's living somewhere. She's like, oh my god, you don't know 54? I love you're now. Europe. I just, I love you're, I live here. Hampton's, I live here. Like, every place is like, I live

right now. It's where I want to live. I live here now. I live here. I die here. Like everyone here at Studio 54 is dead. And my son finale keeps pounding on the doors. And we're like, it's not your time, Liza. It's not your time. So, uh, Kaius is cute. He has like a little, uh,

little iPad. And he is basically running the guest, the guest list. And what I like is that

people in LA are so used to, um, up-and-coming young stars and star lists working at in the service industry that no one seems to have a moment of like, oh, hi, no one gets like, this is so cute. Your, your kid is demanding the door. They just assume like this is a real, hired person. It's a man's security. Good. I can ask that like a child labor. It's how we roll. Okay. It's an apple child labor. They work. So, um, the, the producer's like, so Rachel,

how old are you turning? It's like, oh my God. Are you okay? Like, I'm fucking 37. Okay,

number. Are you okay? Are you okay? That's how we know, that's how we know how long to wait

“for milk to turn into cheese, for example. You know, yeah. So, we go over to Erica's house and she”

is seated for glam and she's getting into her studio at 54. I'm just like, wow, sex, sex, drugs, cocaine, yeah. And then both is getting, everyone's getting ready. Everyone's doing their glam and people start arriving and Amanda is like, hi, my name is Amanda Francis, party of one, please. This is like, you know, I'm a kid, right? You're supposed to be the whole like, oh, you're so cute. I'm not sure if I follow. So everybody comes in, they're like, Erica Dane, see me or not,

see me right now. You dumb little fuck around. Get your fired. He's like, oh, oh, I'm just a little boy. So Kyle comes and she's like, I'm not entering this party thinking like, I'm, oh, there's a meal, wonderful opportunity to like drive things a little jury. He's like, no, I'm here for

“Rachel. And bows is like, well, well, to reach. How you feeling about tonight? It's like,”

well, the first hit school, they call me and said Phoenix was having anxiety. It's a big transition.

Well, it's a big deal. They've been home schooled for five years, five years, so she was crying when I picked her up saying she doesn't fit in and maybe she's not ready. And they, that took it out of me. So tonight at the proverbial, cherry on the Sunday, you mean getting to go to a really cool party at a celebrity's house is hard for you right now? Getting bitch that by coil. I'm not just well, go to Jing and that little girl, they won't stop calling me. So Rachel and chat, Rachel and

Rachel and Eric are chatting in your kiosk and Rachel is telling him kikai. I'm like, that's when she looks so gorgeous, kikai. He's like, yeah, I really like your hair. It reminds

“me of like, Dolly Parton. She's like, oh, thank you, babe. I love how you know what my fingers.”

That's, that's great. I was going for studio 54, but I guess I hit Randall operies. So okay, someone's getting fired tonight. So Eric is like, what is that, man, Chagal? Rachel goes, yeah, man, Chagosify. And it's a vibe. Like, I'm dead. Man, Chagom, like, dead. Like, give me some topa and I'm dead. We saw that. She is dead, Chagal. So Doriden Boes arrive in Kyle's like, awkward. I'm like, there's nothing awkward.

They just walked in the room. Like, literally nothing awkward has happened. Just like, it's like, no, nothing happening to Kyle, but she's like, I'm being attacked. I'm being in the awkward. You're the one being awkward. And she was, oh, and look, it's her infamous Kelly bag. It's only infamous to you. No one cares about the Kelly bag, because everyone has these bags. Well, Italy was intense. And I've had a difficult last few days. And the last thing I need

right now, it's deal with Kyle and her gang of minions. First, it was Amanda, then Sutton, and now,

even Eric is falling in line. And what an absolute disappointment. Like, yeah, but you know, you were part of that for like seven years just so you know. Be careful of the monster you create because they can turn around smack you. Good. That's right. So Rachel's like, oh my God. I'm so happy my girls are here. What could be bad? What could be bad? What could be? It's not the season finale guys. We're gonna have to wait. You know what? I don't even know what could happen tonight. Like, I could be like a big love vest or like a fight in Vegas. But instead of a boxing ring,

it's a dance floor with a disco ball. Like I'm dead. Are you guys okay? Like this is insane right now. I live here now. I live in a disco ball. So guess what? Next week is not even the finale. It's the penultimate episode. So it's two more episodes. Wow. Yeah, but like everybody's saying that everybody's saying that well, I guess we'll see what happens. Thanks everyone for being here and we'll catch you on the next episode. Bye. Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King.

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