#3297 Ladies of London S4E06- My Feral Lady

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So get make sure you get it, crap. It's on demand. All that great stuff. So with that being said, let us dive into the glory and the beauty of ladies of London, episode six, not so fair. Ladies, which begins in Microsoft, for many manners, launch day, many manners is Micah's puppet tree. So puppet show, we're in, she's going to teach children manners on YouTube. Which is, as we all know, YouTube is the most polite place on earth. Yeah,

truly. Year kids could be watching manners or how to murder a puppy. Yeah, never know.

What they're going to get on there. Let's all tell you that. So she goes into the office. Oh my god, Micah, we have it. We have it. It's on the internet. Are we going to watch it together? So I go, Micah, I can't wait to watch it. So they all gather around and they press play and God bless it. He's watching this shit. He's watching this. I know. Wow, I wish I had manners. Water manners. And then it's, I never see something that my friends could

use some of these lessons because none of my friends have manners. Don't do, don't do, don't do, don't do, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. One week from now, let me see one week

from now and we see Mara going, I don't like you sometimes. Why don't like you either? You're

like a bottle of blunt, blunt, that went bad. Good, disgusting. I'm looking up many manners. I have to see what many manners is. We'll see how it is. Okay, Instagram, many manners. They have 5,000 followers. That was pretty good. I don't see a lot of puppets. I see this as I just see this as her teaching thing. I know I want to see the show. Link tree, many manners. Take me to YouTube. I need to see the YouTube. Many manners on YouTube. Oh,

here we go. Here we go. Many manners. Educational videos for kids. Yeah, they do pretty well. One of them has 207,000 views. Geez. This is my law. Those are doing good. I don't want to cheat on my kid manners. Start here. Okay, starts with the wooden spoon. When they misbehave, you whack them on their little butt with it. Okay. And if a wooden spoon

“seems too much like child abuse, you use a fly swatter. Okay. If you want to see the”

opposite of many manners, which is oversized, rudeness, come join our YouTube channel, come subscribe. We're trying to build it out. Watch a crap thing on YouTube, everyone. We see clips of them fighting in a park. And of course, it's in a park. So I was like, must be a Martha party because growing up when we didn't have a lot of money, our parties were in the park, too. I'm also like, "Why are we in the park?" It's hot. I hate being outside. Shut up, you're

going to join that's your birthday cake. It's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. To be fair, she may be trying to recruit a new pet or a new painter. Well, like I said, there's a lovely man sleeping on a bench over there who says he can fix door knobs, so I gave him all the keys to my house and he said he needed my banking information, so I give him that account. What's

totally trustworthy. I said you're a psychotic cow, and then of course I give him the keys to my house. And then the fighting ends with Kimmy being like, "No, one day I'll live in L.A. because you're a fucking fake city, just like you. Hell, it's just a fake city." And then leaves, and then we see Michael, her eyes are bulging out of her head, and then it cuts to Kimmy Martha and Mark fighting.

And Kimmy's like, "Why are you always defending her? Why don't you fucking defend me for one

person?" And she's like, "Oh, because you're a psychotic bitch." I love that part of Kimmy's personality we're discovering is her shooting on Los Angeles. This is now the second episode of Roe, where

“she's like, "I mean, I wonder why she lives in Los Angeles." That's what all the people there”

were, Lou Lumman, and you know, put their vagina's whole life on, you know, ridiculous. What a city full of fake, to pray of people on my right. Like, normally I get offended like, "Hey, L.A. has a world city, it's a great city, and we're going to a recession right now, but we're a great city, but when she does it, I'm like, totally fair." Yeah, no, you know, that's one of those places that I think when you live in L.A. It's not like living any other city, because anywhere else,

like even when we make comments about a city or something, and we're like, "Oh, that city sucks."

People are like, "How dare you? My city is amazing." But, you know, we live in L.A. and when people

say L.A. sucks, I mean, part of being an L.A. person is just being like, "Yeah, but there's good parts." You know, you're not wrong, but there are other parts too. I don't mind when people punch down on L.A. if they're going to be funny about it, and use it, if they weaponize it properly, and I think can me does a great job weaponizing L.A. hatred, but if you're just doing it because you're just too lazy, you're like, "Oh, I sucks." Like, if you're from New York, you're from New York City,

and you're like, "Oh, who wants to live in L.A.? I'm like, I don't want to hear from anyone living from New York City." And I say this is a New Yorker. I don't want to hear from anyone who, like, who, that's like, he's constantly stepping over rats and humanity. You know, like, there's so many people all around. And it's like, "Don't come for me." We do that. Why, it's just sunny here. Yeah, don't come for our temperature, okay? But like, if it's Kimmy being like, "Well, I live in London,

so I have a ride to say, I'm like, "Okay, yes, you do. You weren't it?" And rewind, rewind, rewind. Five days earlier. We stalked at Martha's house. And we see hectic and her dog Ernie is Ernie just the lazyest dog in the world. How is Ernie not eaten hectic? How do you train a dog, not eat a bird? I know that you can train dogs to be nice with cats and stuff,

“but I don't, I think, only on the Dodo website, do I ever see like dogs and birds getting along?”

And I think those are a, I still don't believe those. It's because hectic is probably pecked at Ernie's so many times that Ernie is like, "Okay, I'm not fucking with this bird anymore." Okay, I almost lost my eyes. Someone sent me a TikTok video of a lady with a magpie as a pet. And it was trying to poke out her eye. It was like, "Hmm, like, came in, right for her eye, and she happened to close her eye on time." It was like, "Oh, that's just my, that's just my bird."

No, they really do try and take your eyes out. What are we doing? They do. Yeah, no, I've read an article about magpies because you know, magpies are like, famously swooped down at like, at bicyclists in Australia during times the year. I guess like, mating times. It's like a real issue and like you have to be careful. And apparently they advise children to wear ice cream buckets on their head that have like crude drawings of faces that

weigh the birds attack the bucket and not their actual heads. And, um, you know, eye attacks are a

“thing that happened. And, um, that's why I will never owe in a magpie as a pet, but you know what? God”

bless Martha because she's decided to have this vicious creator. They do that to bicyclists in Australia because here in Austin did just big trucks swoop in and try and knock bicyclists off the road. So, such a thing. There they have magpies here. We have pickup trucks. Well, one will poke your eye out.

Okay. It's a shame because bicyclists never do anything wrong on the road, apparently, according

to them. No, if they did, they wouldn't have cream of wheat sponsorships, while they're just riding down the street to the 7/11 to get God knows. Who cares about the options? Who cares about traffic lights? Like that bike or go? Hey, you know what, the speed limit here is 55, but you know what, by all means, please bike in the middle of that lane. We all don't mind going 20 miles per hour. Every lane is a bike lane. Those used to be billboards in LA. Every line is a bike lane,

and then some of the bikes were literally just in every lane. It's like, "Get the fuck out of the road!" Okay. I remember, you don't want people complaining about LA, but they put up billboards like that. You know, I remember one time ago, wrote this like op-ed that was like, "I am not going to wear my bike helmet because why should I have to be bullied into wearing a bike helmet when you could be driving better?" And I'm like, "That's fair. People should drive better. I mean,

it's still a human's that are on these bikes. You shouldn't fashion to wear it." Also,

obituary. So that made that for it. And her hair looked great. She's like, "Not a dent in it."

So five days earlier, okay, yeah, Hikati is flying around at her hectic, and Martha has big glasses on his stuff. And she's like, "Drawling, do you want to help me? I'm packed books. It's come on. I'm not me. I'm packed boxes. There are only three more hats of these and she can't make any more because she's dead." What's that lady's name? Who made all the hats? And then died. Patricia or something. Like, "Well, I can't get any more badty hats."

“Wait, what? Remember when she went to like her storage unit? And she was getting up the hats.”

I mean, Martha was like, "Well, I mean, you don't have to keep all the hats." And she's like, "Oh,

that's not going to be any more hats."

Very slowly. I'm managing to turn the grottage into a cottage, and there's a lot of stuff soft to wait through, still. But you know, everyone who climbed my endeavor started with one step and then a lot of them died along the way. Like, I was going to say, didn't a lot of them have to eat each other because they were starving. Don't you smell Everest? Well, the good news is that I'll just start cleaning up my living room and at some point hopefully I'll find an oxygen can otherwise

I'll perish here. I'm the area cart rug. So she faced times, Ladi, and she's that is the invite people. So let's face time everybody. So she's like, darling, please come to my party. It's going to be in a park. Please bring something to eat because I don't. My bartender is a man with some sort of a bottle in a paper bag. I'm just praying that whatever he brings is going to be delicious. He said he needed mixes and I said, "Well, I've got some mixes," he said, "Well,

can I have access to them?" So I give him the keys of my house. And I don't know where he went, but I'm, I do fear that someday, the middle of the night, he'll walk in and wrap my bloody mirror mix. How do you, please come and lot is like, "Oh, what kind of party is it? What do you think you're doing? Shall we make a little baby suit for someone?" It's like, "Let's be my fair lady." It's like, "Oh, we love my fair lady." We're cuts to Kimmy being like, "Oh,

“fantastic. I love to go. My love, my fair lady." My fair blammed blammed more like and right?”

Yes, maybe getting everyone to dress up and wear a hat will make them all be able to more elegantly. You are 50% of the problem here, Kimmy. With Margo, you'll be nice to her, won't you? I know, I know. I'm just a little annoyed with her. Well, she's annoyed with you too, so you can be annoyed with each other and still make up. Come on, Kimmy. Well, you know, I'm tired of her because, you know, I'm just like, you know,

you'll take some chopsticks to then poke her eyes and watch out. Well, I will also reiterate that she's got to be aimed at, don't you worry. And if you poke her eye out, I won't speak to you for at least one month. You psychotic cow. Well, tell her we're goggles. It's time for commercial, it's time for a Crappin's commercial. I'm Theresa and my experiences in all entrepreneurs started a choppy fight. I

thought Choppy fights were the first day of the first day. And the platform made me no problem. I have a lot of

problems, but the platform is not one step away. I feel that Choppy fights are made of continually optimized. Everything is super simple, integrates and fails. And the time and the money that I can't understand from there can't be on the other side. For all of you, let's go. And they're walking through a park and say, "Guys, look at us and a park. What a family. These are trees. Some of them are males and some of them are females." Now, if they, this tree was in a movie

and this tree jerked off over this tree's face. And the movie went to camp. I was a big tree movie. Are you getting what I'm saying here? Yeah, she says this thing about, um, like how there's only male trees in the park. So that way, there won't be too much fruit and seeds everywhere. And I meant to look that up because part of me felt like, is Margot just talking out of her ass right now? I mean, I know that there's male and female trees, but I was like, is she just saying

shit right now? But then I'm like, I don't want to like, I don't want to like, like an asshole on this and be like totally wrong. And she's right. But like, that's the thing with Margot. I just feel like she sort of sees a TikTok or sees something like random meme and then passes it off like

“facts. Well, I can tell you this. I googled, are there only male trees in a public park in London?”

It's because how else do Google it? And it says, no, not all trees in London's public parks are

or seed litter. Mm. Sounds like what she was saying. Okay. This practice is known as

“botanical sexism. Yes, you guys. I looked at a botanical sexism. Okay. Well, you know what?”

That's a point for Margot. She was reiterating a real thing and it's also a point for a hilarious causes. Botanical sexism. Treat you. Especially too. So Margot was telling us all this and she's like,

I literally never have been around kids before I met Charlie and Jackson and I met them when

they were seven and nine and it was like a big learning curve. You know, because like nobody knows how to be a teenager and nobody knows how to be a parent and you know, I'm just like figuring it all together. I don't know why I'm crying right now and I feel like the kids probably hate her. So they make a little picnic and Missy comes over and she's wearing this top or her boobs. It's like classical and boobs and it's just like big and like Margot's that kids are like, oh my god,

they just see boobs coming and Margot's like, really? You and your boobs show up to me. My teen

“sons. Well, I mean, you're welcome boys. So she's like, yeah, the kids when I met the kids,”

I'd take them swimming and they would just stare at my boobs. And so I had to teach them eyes up here.

Okay, you have not bought a movie ticket. Okay, I'm sorry. So yeah, they've learned that I've drilled them. And so the rest of the scene, Missy's like, oh my god, hello children. Hi, boobs. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. This is what I'm getting out of my female trees around. Is that what they're used to it? Oh my god, the boys are going extra fruit around them. Look at that. It's crazy. I just watched a documentary called Inside The Man Tree Ospere.

Really eye-opening. And inside the, inside the ficosphere, it was really something things those trees do. So Margot's, Margot's telling her that she's going to LA because she has to go get her husband by the wrists and put them in handcuffs to get him to London because who else has to go pick up their husband? Like, who has to go on a flight to pick up the husband? Yeah, bring it back. That's fetch quest you're doing for your husband. Like, given the ticket and have them fly out to

London. I'm telling you that you get on the fucking plane, or we are done right now. There will not be no more female trees. There will be no more female trees. Talk about a nightmare and I'm straight. Plong to block. Um, I feel like these people are spending $60,000 a month on their flat in London, but they have to still, like, he can't fly out by himself to London. Something's going on here with this group. Okay. Something's happening. And the bomb's going to fall that soon.

Yeah. Um, and the bottom is Margot. So Margot's like, well, um, you know, the whole family's going to be together. I just can't wait to kidnap a truck. Um, do you think that this bag that I put over his head when I have him tied up is going to blend in? Or, I'm looking straight. Oh, actually, I met with Kimi yesterday. She's like, no way. Yeah, and I wanted to tell you, you know, we went to lunch. I didn't know what to think about it, but actually, you know, I love the bitch's purse,

so we're friends again. And she said, oh, sorry. And I said, you know what, it's okay. And then a man fell down. And she said, oh, my God, he deserved it. He was a drug addict. And I said, well, you know, I kind of see her point. Um, but so we're okay now, but she still hates you, though. She says you're a stupid slut. Workers like, what the fuck? I mean, I expect this from Kimi, but I absolutely do not expect this from

Mark. She's like, oh, yeah, because the other thing is that Mark said that like there was someone

“at a party who said that like you are, I think like a diva. And you're an actress now, you're very”

actressy. So she's like, wow, I mean, I did not expect this from Mark. Like, have you met your cast me? How could you not expect this from Mark? This is, oh, my gosh. Of course, he's going to say something like this. And it's like the most tepid tea as well, you know, it's like, oh, I've heard some tea. Wouldn't anybody like me to pour it? All right, got the round. The actress is fake. I know, seriously. Oh, this was my last last one. Wow. So, um, Mark was like, well, I've heard

things. Uh, I've heard that he's basically just a backholder for Emma. And that's really

clutching onto her for social relevance because his family disowned him. And Mrs. Like, shot off off off off. Just what I heard. Oh, Margo. I don't know that this is going to hit like you think because you know, the story is going to be like, I've been disowned because I'm a homosexual. You know, she's going to look like a stupid bighead. I'll stop following us, stop falling into it.

I also feel like being disowned by your family and Britain just adds more, like, alerts you. It's like, I feel like I have the stories are like, oh, this poor boy who was disowned his family. It felt like he couldn't come up in the proper stations. They left him at Paddington station and went on to their country home and he had to make it as a shoe shine. I don't know. I just feel like an advocate. I was like, five year old boy and used the salad fork to eat my pasta.

I'm like, as an American. I'm like, wow, that just makes me even more British and fabulous. He was disowned. Yeah. This is like, don't entertain it. I, you know, don't involve emotionally because that's where it's going to get ugly. You know, I'm just like, I'm just seeing him in a different light. That's all, like, Marco, you're seeing him in the most obvious light of all, which is that he is.

He is a gossipy queen as you, like, what about him says he's not a gossipy queen. He doesn't want to wear jeans. What are you going to get a cow? You're going to get mad at a calf or get milked. It's what we do. Yeah. Just exactly. If we're wearing a little crovot, you better know

“that that tea is coming out frequently and very typically. Yeah. What are you going to get mad at?”

Mad at a baby for blowing spit bubbles? What they do? They're babies. Okay. Turn nature. So we go over to my, to, uh, to, uh, tomorrow, Emma's house. And Mike, it comes over. And, um, Emma's packing because she's going to go do her 10 K trip. I'm running a 10 K. Marathon. So, uh, Mike, it comes. And she's that kind of girl who's just really insecure. So she's going to bring you a gift, but also another gift and also another. Yeah. I'm here.

I got to a gift. You're such a good friend of mine. I just wanted to give you a gift. You know, just something that, let you know that I'm thinking about you. Look at the picture of me under a tree to mail tree. I found out. Did you know there's tree sexism? Yeah. And, um, I'm basically thinking about you. I'm doing this. Ah, that's cute. Yeah. I feel like, Mike, uh, she says,

like, proper etiquette is that you always bring a hostess gift. I get that. Like, she always brings

a little gift. But I think I would get to know it because, first of all, it's something that you then have in your house. Like, at a certain point, like, like, what do I do with this? You know, like, maybe flowers are fine because you can have them and then they die and you can throw them out with that in the gills. But if it's like a chopstick, you're the only person I've ever met. The prefers flowers. Everyone else is like, flowers die. Why would you want a flower? Like,

like, can we flowers? I can throw them away. No, because I'm running, I'm running out of space. I've got, like, too many board games. I've got too many board games and too many cookbooks. So I'm like, I'm like, give me something that I can throw out without gills. Because it's like, I've got, I've got too much, you know, people bring wine over and wine is great. But like, you can only drink so much wine or does I can only drink so much wine. So I've got wine piling up.

And like, I don't know, like, then you feel like, okay, now I've got to bring something

powerful every single time I go. And like, sometimes I just want to go over. And I don't want

to like make another stop and be like, go to, got to get the flowers. Even though it's a nice thing to do, I feel like that pressure is like, it's too much. I'm totally, I'm the gift. But yeah,

“you're right, because people bring you stuff. And then it's like shitty, but you have to keep it,”

because people also are going to come into your house the next time and look around for it. You know, it's like, remember, I gave you that sport, that very special sport, where's that? You're not going to use that just if the cheese with, where's that? Where's that? It's fucking sport. Okay, Micah, fucking through it away. What do you think I did with it? But you have that. Like, I have a little closet where I keep things that I have. And this is true. I keep things

when people are coming over. Like, my nieces keep it. Well, they don't listen to this. But they keep getting the candles. They went through this candle phase. I don't want to fucking candle, you know? So now I have all these candles. So I put them in a closet and then somebody gave me like a big huge picture, which is nice. But it's like, it doesn't go with my stuff. I don't want to put it up. But I put it in a closet. I bring it out when they come over. I bring out the candles,

when the nieces come over. I have like a whole bunch of shit that I just bring out when people are there, you know? Yeah, that's smart. That's sad. No, it's not sad. It's like, it's almost like

“your community theater. And it's like, oh, here is our. Is that for anything goes?”

So I have a whole shelf of coffee cups because I have a cousin that I love. That's like, I don't want to get you the typical thing. So I'm going to get you different kind of coffee cups, which are so nice. But I have so many, I have like 30 coffee cups now. So I have like a shelf that I keep them all. And when she comes over, I switch all the coffee cups out to be the ones that she gave me. Yeah. That's the, I get it. Like, I have a hard time even just with the

Christmas cards. Because I'm like, it, I'm like, oh, some will put their family on here. I don't want to just throw it out. But my mouth revved at the mindset of like, if there's nothing handwritten on the back, then I will look at it and then throw it out. But if there's nothing handwritten, then I usually like keep it. Some even make it to the fridge. And then once that don't make it to the fridge, it just have like a little box for, but I'm like, I don't know what to do. I do throw away cards.

My mom always threw away cards. And so I just learned to do that. And especially family cards.

cards every single year. Well, you know, 15, 16, 17 years later, I look like a serial killer.

“Like you come to my house in LA, and I would just have like all these cards of children. And”

it, I look crazy, you know, and I would have somebody over and they're like, why do you have like a whole wall of children? I was like, okay, it's time to start throwing these away. You know, digitize them. Yeah, I think it's, um, it's stressful. It's just, you know, people put a lot of time and effort and money into making these cards that people receive, and then just throw it right away. So, yeah, we're a disease society. Um, anyway, Emma is talking to Micah, because she's going

to be doing this like 10K thing or whatever. And she's nervous. And Micah's like, but you have every right to be nervous. I would be nervous. I got you a gift for your nervousness. Because, okay, well, I had a scan. And it's a cyst in my pituitary gland. They saw it jump in growth this year. Micah's like, "Oh, my God." And if you have an MRI, it's a very difficult thing to read. So they read it. And they measured it. Micah's it was wrong. So it turns out that this thing that she was very concerned

about like an episode or two ago was a false alarm. Thank God. And um, she's, it's just scary.

“And the takeaway is that life is precious, which it is. And um, and also don't press doctors.”

I mean, what the hell? Who does that? Well, kind of fucking doctors and all my God, you've got a

huge picture. I'd never mind. I've never mind. I'm sorry. I was having an off day.

I were the wrong glasses. So it looked a lot bigger than it was. The ear fine. Go home. To be fair, her doctor was the renoceros in, in like a doctor's coat. There's the last time I get an MRI on the, on the grounds of the estate. It was an M rhinoceros eye. I don't know. I really thought that through. So Micah, so thank God. So she's, you know, she's going to be okay. But she's still, you know, fragile about it because it's traumatizing. I mean,

my God, she's like, I gave away all of the monkeys and the muskrats. You know, have to say Micah, have to do. Micah's like, well, guess what? Because you're about to go run a 10k. I have a surprise for you, which I'm going to tell you right now. All the British people and Kimi on this cast hated doing this, which is a little montage of like, who'd luck Emma, hope you have a fabulous run down in Kenyan. Good luck and hope you don't die. And oh, well, have a great time. You're going to be

absolutely wonderful. All I can't wait to see how it all turns out. You know how to see one of this woman who runs. So woman who runs fast. So mama will be fine. Keep running, keep running, running woman. Am I done with this? I mean, I'm not getting paid for this. This is a cameo. As Winston Churchill once said, when you're going through hell, keep going or I don't know something like that. Once one small 10k for man, one giant huge race for Magpie's, good luck in God's speed.

So yeah, she's, I don't know how touching that is. You're right. I mean, it is nice like friends sending a video, but they're all like reality stars. So they probably have cameo's. And it's like getting someone to watch what crappens to eat shirt for Christmas. All right. Oh, no, no, this is, this is, which everyone should do. Of course, um, but I mean from us, you know, oh, yeah. No, I've married Christmas mom. Here's a watch with crappens, Wendy.

To me, this is like one, this is just, I don't know, I'm honestly, I'm starting to see a little bit more of Dara aside here because like, you know, that like, Micah texted everyone and said, guys, since Emma's doing up 10k, I thought it'd be like really sweet and lovely if we all made her a video and countingers that way, she could like cross that line. And you know, everyone's like, she's an adult. She can, like, she's, she's in to do this. She'll be fine.

She's not going to do that run the whole thing anyway. She's, this is just something for PR because she's on this organization. Like, we don't have to do this. And you know, Kimi was like, well, now I gotta sit and stop. I got to put makeup up. I'll put up a face full of makeups on. I got to stop cooking the clams on my stove top. Just to make a stupid video to say,

good luck for 10k, she probably doesn't even care how much about the first laws.

“And then you have to keep, then you have to keep reading the notifications that she sends,”

like, two days. Guys, just reminder it's two days before these are due. Don't want to bother you. Yeah. You know, okay, guys, um, 13 hours and 13 hours until I hope these videos are coming. Guys. And you're like, I don't, I think this is stupid. But if I don't do it, I'm going to seem like a dick. But this is so stupid. And I don't want to do this. It's like, you know, because with this, we've all been roped into these things before. Guys, I think it'd be like

really special if we did like a montage because, um, Janet is going to have her first of flat white latte. And I just really want to support her. I don't want to make a video for Janet.

My uncle just had his 70th birthday and his daughter, my cousin Jenna, who I love,

“did this for him. She got everybody to make videos. And I couldn't go to the party because I was”

in LA, but my dad wouldn't. And I said, how did the video thing go? Had my, was my good? You know, of course, I just wanted to be like, did I kill? Did my video kill? He's like, yeah, they were fun. But then you're at, sent one in and it went for like 16 minutes. Yeah. That's my, that's the other

thing. There's always one person who does one really long. It's like the party goes,

like, oh, this is so cute. Like, is this over? What are we watching the Super Bowl for funcsake? That's the other thing with these video montages. I mean, I think it's okay to do it for birthdays because you're actually if there's something to celebrate. It's just for something like the 10k. I'm like, uh, but, um, yeah, that's the other thing. When people do these for like weddings or bar mitzvahs or retirements or whatever, the montage, there is always someone who doesn't

realize how long two minutes is in a montage, okay? You got to keep it to like a quick 15 seconds, 30 seconds max, and people don't even realize I realize I'm sitting or talking now for 45 seconds

straight, but let's just talk about this for another three on watch a crapper. We make five five

episode recaps of one episode. I'm just saying in a montage in the middle of a wedding when you just have that one person's like, ah, the first time I met George, I knew he was the one for you.

“It was just like so special, and it'd be like, oh, God, yeah, you need to have like Simon Cowell sitting”

in the front row. Like you're done, wrap it up. Yeah, you know, so yeah, Micah is a person. You have no talent. Micah, yeah, Micah's Micah's that person. And she's just like, I think a little, she is so sweet, though, you know, that she does a very thoughtful, but it's almost thoughtful to, I don't know, I feel like she's listing this stuff in her head. I don't know, it's too needy. You can't be this needy as a friend. It's like it's also a validate. It's like needy of validation, you know, it's like when someone who's

always trying to sing or someone who's always trying to force their thing on you, it's just too

much. It's like, okay, I got it. You have very good matter. It's very good matter. It's okay. Can we just have a fucking glass of wine now? She's like the girl in the sorority who's like, "Today, guys, it's Friday. It's Pink Friday. Is everyone has to wear a pink shirt?"

“You're like, "Oh God." And like I enjoy it. I think, like it's fun to do things every”

now and then like that, but like you know, it's like constantly with this girl. And just, and I can see why she was captured in this show, too, 100% because you've got a balance out all of the horrible crazy people in my show. They're like, okay, we've got a psycho, another psycho, a gay psycho, who else can we get? Get the nicest person in the world and then let's just break her slowly. Okay, okay, got her. Is there someone who just lives for making video montages set to

Michael Boubley, put her in the show? You know, like her most used sound on TikTok. It is. Okay, so now we're at Martha's house and her knee and heck of tears are sleeping still. And Martha shows up and she's like, "Where does heck of tea sleep?" Oh, you know, on the airplane, on the steps because they're that airplane that hangs in the stairwell. I love. So it's where Patty crashed. It's the remnants of the blade. The heck of tea's needs. There

will be no more hats. So he gets her up at 5 a.m. every day and we cut to Hikati or heck of tea with a green pill and her mouth. And now it's a pet psychic scene, guys. Another pet psychic, will this pet psychic? Redeem pet psychics for this show. Because pet psychic suck. That's be honest. Why would you? And this lady looks crazy. I was like, was this the person that you hired to paint your house and stole your keys because I would believe it. She's like, "Hey, you want

a pet side of the yellow, all right? You're bird. It's what you're bird is saying to you." "Oh, now I'm done. All right. I need to take a shit. And I'm going to deal it with the fuck I want to. All right. Hello, Mom. You're bird saying, give us a kiss. So this is actually a bird's an animal psychic. I was excited for it because do I have to actually kiss you to come to get the kiss? I'm afraid you do, Mom. So I'm excited to hear what this magpie is thinking.

This crazy bird. Yeah, of course. So Margo's like Martha, before I left LA, we had to leave Alroy, my standard brutal behind. And I'm really devastated. So I heard a pet psychic

response apparently was, "I just need to pee." So anyway, I thought maybe we could see a

“heck of demons to pee as well. Yeah, he actually told the psychic, this is why I don't trust”

people without curly hair. And it was pretty devastating, but we've gotten past it. So, all right. So should we do that then? We'll talk to Tehikati. All right. All right, Hekati, why can't I not pronounce this fucking thing? Because you're from Texas and you're a border states who you used to add in like a Spanish player to things. You're like, "Hekati." And also there's a beer called "Takate," but Hekati. I want to drink a tea. I think of it as like,

you know how like Northern California, so like that's hella cool or that's hella, think of it like that's like a lot of tea. Like that's hella tea. Except for being a good tea. But you're being gerated. So that's Hekati. That's Hekati y'all. Well, I don't think I could do minimatics. That's Hekati. That's a Hekati. So Margo is telling us, I don't believe that Hekati has good intentions with the Martha. I still can't learn it, but you know what? Hekati. Hekati. Hekati. I don't think

that Hekati has good intentions with Martha because Hekati is running Martha's life. Okay, when I asked her to do stuff, she's like, "Oh, I have to go to Hekati." I'm like, "What the fuck is

“this barrier doc?" I mean, this is what I say about children. But here's the thing. I want Margo to”

have like a come to Jesus' moment with Martha about the bird, like that she did before about the half. She was like, "Martha? I cannot be friends with you anymore as long as this bird comes here." Because I don't want her to come to your apartment one day and all, both of your eyeballs have been picked out! So, Jackie, the lady, the patsakeck, is there something right now? What we do is we tune into their mind and because it's vibration, we get like pictures that come into their mind. Okay, let me

see something. I'm seeing an eyeball, and I'm not seeing an eyeball. I'm seeing another eyeball, and now there's no more eyeball, just blood. Wow, it's a story of a brain. Oh, wearing a green feathered cap with a bird eating out the inside remnants of the flesh there. Okay, well, anyway, sometimes it's a picture, sometimes it's a video. This one is saying something like, "Why in the world would you be running a marathon? You dumb stupid bitch said I'm a fucking cat?" I'm sorry,

that's a bird named Kimmy. I'm sorry, it's not that kind of mind. Sorry, I crossed my lines and I got into Kimmy's brain instead. So Martha's like, "Hey, could you do you want to come down here and

listen or do you have a view gone shy? Have you gone shy?" I could be like, "Bitch, I've never been shy.

I just fucking hate your ass." Yeah, heck it, he's just kind of watching them and then walks over to the snack bowl and takes a little snack and eats a little snack and then gets itself like a little cheeto or something and then goes and buys on Margo's shoulder. I'm like, "Oh my god, I'm going to lose my eye." Oh my god, do I have to blow this bird and then heck it to you just like leave for a little like piece of like Bombay mix or whatever like on her shoulder and it is actually the cutest thing

that has ever happened on Bravo. This is leaving a little, a noodle, a noodle on Margo's shoulder. I was like, "Oh, it is so cute. I thought it was cute too because I don't know. I don't know that birds are like that." You know? I don't know birds. I mean, I know that there are birds that recognize people and attack people, you know like a, uh, grapple, you know, but, uh, I don't know that there were like cute ones that are like, "Oh, hi, right YouTube." Well, the the pat communicator is like,

"Well, I've communicated with Hecty." And she says, "That she owns you." And Marth is like, "Oh, well, you know, I do think that she's my mother reincarnated. Hecty, my mother about massive drum queens. They both love the company of gentlemen. They both drink quite a lot." And my mother was known for poking out a few eyeballs in her day. So it does make sense.

Um, hang on a second, hang on a second there. Okay. I just sent her. I said, uh, on behalf of all

Mick Pines. What would you like to say? And she said, "We are either hungry or we're playful, but to think of that." What do you think? I'm going to need more from you, Jackie. Okay.

“I don't have to fly. That's what your bird said. I love, I have wings. Yeah, Jackie.”

Hold on. This a new transformation just came in from Hecty. After I asked, "I'm behalf of all Mac Pines. What would you like to say?" And Hecty said, "Mac Pines are not monolith." Okay. Well, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm sitting in the educated. Wait, wait, I'm getting something from Mac Pines. Mac Pines saying,

I'm so sorry. Sorry. Well, I suppose it's crashed. I'm terribly sorry, Jackie. I thought you called the wrong Mac, but I don't know anything about this Martha person. But you're living in a house. I'm terribly sorry, remember now. So, um, they get rid of Jackie. Thank God. And I don't see them pay her. I hope they didn't because what a rip off. And, um, Martha's like, "Oh, I'm so happy that I got a new,

that's finally warmed up. And this is gorgeous. What a gorgeous day, darling."

Yes, it's wonderful. Yes, it's just, well, it's just such a crazy time. I'm going to fly tomorrow to LA, and then come back with Jacques. It's not exciting, right? Yes, you've mentioned this

“many, many times. But I'm going to have the picnic in the park. What was I called an employment fair?”

Will you come? Of course I'll come. Is there a theme? I mean, I'm going to be coming from a kidnapping, so it would be helpful if there was like some sort of like, um, Balaclava theme, something like that. Who's it? Well, didn't come. Martha, lady. Take, oh God, I'm not doing that. Jesus, I'll see. Do I have to put scissors on my hands? No, that's not what a Dwartheon means. You dumb. That should American. Oh, I love you. I said that with affection. She's well, who's coming.

But let's missy and Mark and, and my God, Emma was actually not Emma. She's running her race. You may remember, because we had to do that dreadful bondage for my God. Please don't remind me. Wow, I love an American who has standards. Anyway, so are you going to be there? I can be there. She's like, well, look. I'm your best friend and Kimmy is one of your best friends.

“And how are you going to deal with us being together amongst all those male trees in the park?”

Right now, Kimmy is being really aggressive to me. And I feel like she's gang up with me and Mark right now. Oh, I'm just so in the middle of this, you know, and I love you. And I, I do love Kimmy and I, I do love Mark as well. And you know, listen, Kimmy's a cut fitness. And I'm just going to have to learn to draw a hard line. And so maybe this will be a good for me, you know, to draw hard lines. Because since I really see word might on Bravo, huh? Everyone's hate the sea word.

Yeah, never said that many times. Yeah, seriously. It's not like when they win everybody's like,

"Oh, my God, you can say the key. See, we're doing it." But now it's like empowerment. You just say people are that you say people are cut fitnessy. And it means like they're like serving cut fitness. Like empowerment. No, this is not empowerment. We don't get to seal that back. It's a slur. We need to keep it a slur. Keep a slur as slurs. Okay. I wonder how confused people are who are new to Bravo. Keep hearing us say cut fitness. We have no idea that it's origins with Tamra and her fitness video.

“Like what do they just keep saying cut fitness that makes no sense?”

Well, then one day, everybody, every Bravo fan has that Saturday where they're just cleaning the house and have nothing to watch. And Orange County is on repeat all day. And then they suddenly get it. And I call my God. They took me 10 years, but I finally got it. Cut fitness. So we go over to a pregnancy clinic where Lottie and Joshua show up. Normally, I'm not a huge fan of these like, "Oh, it's an ultra sound scene because to me there's like, I don't get anything out of it as a viewer." They at someone lies down. They get the ultra sound.

They see this sort of blob that sort of looks like a face. They get excited. It's always the same thing.

But in this case, I enjoyed it because Lottie and Joshua show up like they're going to the MacGala. Like, he is, of course, in another sort of tailored within a millimeter of his body suit. That's like shiny and kind of paisley-esque. And she's wearing this like blazer-esque thing. And everything. They're just like stressed so fancy to go get an ultra sound. And these two just like crack me up. I want an ultra sound. I want to see what's going on in there.

Like, in my vision, it's just like job of the head, like trying to eat princess Leia inside there all the time. Oh, what do you see? I had a look at someone once. You did. I wasn't there. Yeah. Like, in these, my liver, everything. But what's, it's weird because that's a put that like jelly on. And then they rub it around in the jelly. And the jelly is just, it's a squishy and cold. It's just a weird feeling. True, it's not pregnant. Well, that's good. It's lucky, too. You can really take a load.

Sorry. So, um, yeah, they're looking at the baby. And, um, she's like, so it's, you know that it's a boy already. And he's like, oh, yeah, look at that. Look at the little bits and bumps. They're going around on there. We're going to have bits and bumps. But I like how they have to translate that for us Americans. Bits and bobs means pain. That's really wanky. P-P. It's not already got our point. Like, yes, we know what bits and bobs are.

So, then they see the face. And she's like, look, there's like a little bit of a nose.

I don't really see it. I'm like, now, can you see it now? I'm like, no, not as I see a mustache. I really don't know what I'm looking at. I'm really looking for Susie Sue with the winky. So, can you just call me back when you can get that up on the him go? Hmm. So, um, they're excited. And then afterwards, Marty is saying, so you've got to shoot, you've got to shoot off back to work. Now don't shoot. He's like, I do. We've got a production coming through with a known new samples. We're making,

we're doing something new. We're making suits for the suits. Have you ever tried to do a suit fitting where your client is an actual suit? Very difficult suits on suit. It's going to be fabulous.

“It's 3D. Well, what kind of clothes do you normally design? Who designs 2D clothes?”

Art clothes by their nature 3D. Otherwise, how would they fit? But when the show is coming up, that's all Joshua thinks about. It's really all encompassing. And I wish Joshua would just could be around more because I am alone a lot during this pregnancy and sometimes I'm more likely by for a little bit of a bang and send it to me. So, I just feel like she's there. But I'm a little worried that it may continue when the baby is here. So,

they do say that you marry your father's, which I never wanted to do, and obviously my dad doesn't

have a mustache show. I make that distinction at least. Really working hard to break the pattern here. Really hard. That must actually be a lot of heavy lifting for me. Well, I'm just going to be working every single hour and up all night. So, barely I'm going to be at home. It'll be like ships passing in the night.

“I think I might just have to let you do the baby room darling. She's like,”

what if Joshua's married to a business? He is. In any way, you don't want him there all the time. I think he would be way too anal to be doing all this stuff at home. Like, a guy that that's that ain't on. You don't want him doing the baby room. I'm being no darling, no darling. You're so close. We're going to rehab to do all the hand painted paisley in here, painted white, painted white, redoing it. I'm surprised that Joshua won't be helping out more,

considering that he's a closet traditionalist. So, now it's time for the man. I have no world where men are men. All right, can someone please pin the chiffon to my shoulder and get that sewn up as soon as possible. Thank you. Now it's time for a My Fair Lady picnic. It's also a night for My Fair Lady because earlier in the evening on the premiere of Real Housewives of Rhode Island, Liz was like, she referenced she did a quote from My Fair Lady and says, look at that. Wow,

everyone. God, cyclical, cyclical on my right. That's a sack, look all. So, My Fair Lady picnic, everything set up in the park. You know, there's a guy, you know, a pee and on a cucumber sandwich.

I mean, it just looks great. So, Martha's like, "Most My Fair Lady's always beautiful

film with Audrey Hepburn and it got she's most beautiful in Rex Harrison. He wears a sweater and is old about taking a flower girl from the streets and, you know, you know, like these punks over there and making them into ladies. And when she says like these punks over there, we should cut to Margo and Kimmy yelling at each other in the middle of the painting activity. Like, now you'll be quiet Margo. Kimmy, Kimmy Murdoch. I have never, while you, of course, you've never because

you're a lot. You're not going to walk down. Butch is what you are. Wow, it's the British girls. Well, who's Eliza do little in your friend groups? Well, I don't know. I don't know if there is one. Maybe me. I mean, I was so amazed. I'm like, "My Fair Lady, it's a vibe. It's a culture. I mean, when someone says my Fair Lady is a dress code, you bring in. I mean, talk about learning manners. It's my manifesto. It's my manifesto for children, but for children." Then the producer

“asked Missy, "What's my Fair Lady?" And she's like, "Oh, my Fair Lady, I think it's elegant,”

like an elegant fairy, like it's a fairy. It's a fairy who works at a fair, and dresses like a lady." Right? It's a movie. Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. You cut a Google that Missy G's. So Martha's got the biggest to my, for she is my Fair Lady. You know, she's got that whole thing going. She's got this huge hat on, and she has a hat for Mago. Yeah. Martha is wearing a hat that

looks like a Ferris wheel of Elever on her head, and it's full of feathers. It's enormous and amazing.

I know how a heck of tea feels about that hat, because it looks like a graveyard. It looks like a bird graveyard. I could use like, I'll tell you how I feel about it. Proud. I made that damn thing. Those are my feathers. The pet's like, "Well, heck of tea is just told me something. He is trying to put your eyes out because you keep killing his kin."

is everyone well?" Missy's like, "What?" "Yes, I'm well."

“"Oh, you and Jimmy have made up." So like, "Yes, and I really appreciated that. Who good”

I'm so pleased?" But she's not happy with Mago. So, "Oh, I mean, it's a nightmare, because they're too my best friends." And I was hoping to get them KY wrestling and a patting to pool, you know, or a paddling pool. And you know them, Missy was like, "I don't know what KY wrestling means. I don't know." And by the way, I don't know. KY wrestling means either. It sounds very sexual to me. KY wrestling. In a paddling pool, no less. Is that like when you

feel like the little full of, is that like jelly wrestling? I don't know. But I would think jelly wrestling with that is she's in the Epstein files. I mean, I get not understanding my fairy lady, but KY wrestling sounds like it would be right up her alley. I'm assuming it's jelly wrestling. KY wrestling, what is that? Kentucky wrestling news. No, that's not what I was

“talking about. Okay. All right. Everything's Kentucky. Thank you. Thank you, Algueratham.”

Some of us are trying to be in a national right now. Good luck with your, your, uh, the pictures that are going to start coming up on your Instagram, buddy. I know. I'm now fully destroyed my, my logarithms. There are only ads for Buffalo, Buffalo Wild Wings or whatever. So now, um, Joshua comes in with matching suits with Latte and Margo comes in a big black and white feathered crazy jacket. And um, my cuz like, oh my god, she's like my fairy lady, Malibu.

She's like, oh my god. I'm so weird. Like, I don't even know where I am right now because I just got up in the airplane. I haven't, you know, rested and I'm cuckoo for cuckoo pops. You know, but I am happy

because my husband is finally in London. He does have some rope or an honest rest. But he's there.

So I feel like Margo is it's funny because I feel like if you're a wealthy person,

“you would never admit that you are a range from a flight from LA because that implies that you”

did not have first class where you could sleep in your in your seat, right? I feel like she kind of like showed herself in that moment, but actually she was probably just trying to brag about the fact that she just got off the plane. But I'm kind of, I kind of feel like I was surprised that they first she am not take a flight. What did you say? I'm sure she had first class though. I know, but I'm surprised that they weren't like, oh well, if you're not sleeping on an airplane, why even take

the journey of the first place? So Margo is trying on the hat that Missy Broughter and Lottie's

like, I love the hat, but it's given more Coachella than my fair lady. It's just like a fedora basically. So Kimmy shows up and Martha is like, "Oh, I'm going to get married in this hat, but I'm going to get married and it's the same thing. And then Kimmy goes around saying, "Hi there, everybody." She's like, "Oh, hello, darling. Darling, it's me, it's you and it's me and we're in a park. What the fuck are we doing in a park?" And she's coming up to where Margo is with Martha,

but then Margo just walks away. So I'm not saying hi to her. Yeah, Kimmy's like, "What a batch." Well, I got the front. If you show up to someone's part of your plot and you say hello to everyone, not a respect for the host or the host. And Margo is like, "Well, I want Kimmy to be able to say hi to Martha without making about me and Kimmy. So I'm going to make a big display of walking away so that way it becomes specifically about me and Kimmy." And Margo, why is she wearing capo at

the time? So I thought it was my family party. Oh, shut up, Kimmy. So then Joshua, you know, Joshua, not yet to talk about their baby scan and like saying how the baby has been upside down and like legs like legs out. And that was, he's upside down with his legs spread wide open. I mean, I looked at that, it looked like an old college picture back when I was in fashion school. And again, here's the difference between British people and Americans because if they were Americans,

it'd be like, "I just hate it like the baby's upside down and the legs are out and I'm just so concerned." And just, I just get worried. It's such a scary time. And the British are like, "Well, cause, ridiculous pose, the baby's in. I can't even post that Instagram without setting off some

people's triggers and reports." Well, it's official. First child has already humiliated us.

So, does anybody have the address of the Paddington? Because we've decided we're going to disown our child that enough to raise its profile into a life. So now Mark comes in and Mark is like,

which is, what is he wearing? He's wearing some bright yellow safari jacket. Yes. And he's going

for a look. And Mark was like, "He does look like he has a curious monkey." You know, I said it. You can't, I'll see it now, right? And Mark was like, "Mark is so annoying." He's like, "Oh, I'm a clown. Look at me." And he does like staying in the grass stuff because she's obviously mad, because she's still really bothered by this. Comment he made about a guest who said that she was a diva. What's he's a liar? Like a faker or something, right? Like she,

she's rich. He's a big diva. He's like, "He's a greedy." He's like, "Hey, darling." You know, it's like when all of them were together, Mark, Kimmy and Martha, it just turns like 10 times later. And she's like, "Hello, darling." "Oh, hello, wow. What am I for lighting?" "What is

that you're even wearing?" Moon is nothing fair about this lighting, all right? I know. I was

asking Martha. My Margot was wearing cardboard boards. I haven't had the opportunity to observe the others yet. Just like, "Well, I would love for you to observe." I was like, "Oh, do you course, my dear?" "Oh, can't you just be nice?" Like, "Oh, don't be so calm and awful." Well, it's my party. I can be calm if I want to. That's a molding it here on the comments. Like, "Oh, okay. Well, let me walk away if Murad wants calm and love her."

I loved Margot and the scene just sitting in the back. She's just sitting there watching them. I'm like, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh,

“clowns, a bunch of fucking clowns." It's cracking up. I think she's also perfect casting for this show,”

this Margot, that they got, they got Micah who's terrified of everything, and two sweet, and then they've got Margot, who's just like, "I'm not going to be afraid of one of these mother fuckers if they even try it with me." Mm-hmm. So, um, me while they're like, "Oh, Micah says, by the way, guys, I did hear from Emma today. She's so happy, and uh, I just wanted to surprise Martha. We did make a montage to congratulate you on your, on your garden party,

to your park party." So, okay, here we go. Everyone's, I haven't got 20 minutes. Okay, here's a montage. Um, so Emma has made a video, or, no, Emma was telling us. She was like, "Oh, tomorrow is the run, and I'm very nervous, but I'm so excited, I'm so passionate about chat here." And so Mark said, "Oh, I think we should disturb Emma. I'm going to face Tom,

“I'm off right now in my tent of home." Oh, my, it's your best friend, Mark, all right?”

Emma, please answer, please, please, answer. Why didn't you take me to Kenya with you? Please, Emma, to follow down my knees. And uh, so she answered, and he's like, "She's on, so I'd owe Emma the air like darling." And Mark was just rolling right, she's like, "I look at me, I'm on the fan with my world's dream." You know, just that she only answers the fan from me, Mark Francis Emma. Emma was like, "By the way, are you on safari mark?"

He's like, "I am. As you can see, I'm wearing a canary car and safari jacket because I'm with a bunch of animals here in the park." And Kimmy's like, "Oh, that's a bitchy thing I've ever heard you say, I'm on the road." So what are you doing? Why are you so fancy? Well, I know we want to know not about you, but not us, we want to know about you. We're just standing in some ghastly park. It doesn't matter what we're doing, but let's see about your marathons.

Those coats are marathons looking all offended. Like, "Well, I'm trying to throw a potty." And I guess cold it might here. And there you go. I'll take some clothes off.

“Look at that. I've taken off the sweater. And he's like, "Oh, finally!" That's what we face time”

to you for darling. Otherwise we'd have written a letter. So Margot was still on the side. I've been like, "In light of sexuality, you're not really Margot's biggest fan of the minutes, are you?" She's like, "No, I'm not a bit Margot's biggest fan." Margot has come in a sparring out, if it's make sure we all know that he's friends with Emma. "Oh, there were not with Emma, I'm there in spirit." So Torially, at least.

So Margot goes up to Margot, and she's like, "Look, I've read the rawtark to them, and I'm going to read the rawtark to you too." She's like, "Well, you're the one who told me that

he was saying mean things." Yes, but he's always mean. I don't see what's such a big deal.

He's always an awful cut fitness. "What are you going to get angry at the clock for telling you the time, darling?" So then two Randows, at least Randows, to us, Mimi and Noah show up in their Martha's friends. And she's like, "Oh, God, thank God you're here. Everyone is being so mean to me.

I'm just trying to referee my hate sport."

“So a lot is like, "Are you not going to say anything to Mark? You're just going to leave it."”

It's like, "Well, I mean, is Mark not going to come over and say hello to me? I don't want to get up, but I do want water." So now Martha just starts serving people and stuff, and she's like, "Well, things, there's a lot better when I used to have a puddle, but now I don't have any more." Yeah, so Mark does greet Marko and he's like, "Oh, wow, the bird has landed. How are you aimed a lot? No, who's not doing well? Every bird that died for that jacket."

This jacket is absolutely amazing. Well, thank you. I wanted to wear something that you won't make fun of

behind my back and he's like, "Oh, darling, fucking sensation." I don't know which of us got the dress code wrong. I feel like it may have been me. He's giving her this look like, "Don't fuck with me, bitch. I'm going to keep on talking like this, but don't you dare fuck with me because I will make your life hell." I am a. I am a gossipy queen. Yeah, you really want to come for an old queen? Come on. And he's like, "I don't know why Marko

thinks I care so much. Whenever I see someone, I say, "My God, you look better than ever."

“That's just manners. I'm not lying. That's what we do.”

So, yeah, don't fight with an aging twink. That's like a cornered animal.

So Marko is like, she's like, "Well, they've been telling me, say, "Oh, darling." Well, that you've been quite mean behind my back." "Who, darling?" Martha and Missy. "Oh, dear. What have they told you?" Well, Martha told me, um, she's like, "Oh, I feel upset because I had to fend you when I did it with Kimmy." "Oh, she was very defensive of you, very defensive of you." Yeah, and she said that they were like, "Making one of your hair in your clothes."

"Your hair?" "Well, there was momentary talk of a crushed velvet drum suit." Well, then Missy said someone at your party said something nasty about me.

"Oh, no! No!" Well, I didn't repeat this, and I did repeat something that somebody had told

me. That's true, but I thought, actually, it was quite complimentary. "Who are you? Don't come over and give me a compliment. When I know you're not complimenting me by my back, which society isn't really where people go to be held accountable. So this is probably surprising for him." "I was cracking up at Marko." "Slutting asshole." "What?" "Whoo!" "Oh, just this passing comment." "But it's quite complimentary." "Oh, my God."

"So she's like, "Well, go ahead and tell me what they said." "Well, that you're embracing a moment of, how can I say it?" "Been actress." "What are you saying? I'm fake. Are you saying I'm fake?" "No!" It was, and now Kimmy smells blood in the water, so she comes right over, and she's Marko's like, "Um, then I was acting like a fake person." "No, no, that wasn't the word fake. We we tried not to use too many single syllabic words in this circle. It was definitely more cutting

than that." Darling, yes, of course, you did say fake. That was there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake. He said, "I don't want to use anything minus law. They go, let's have to say the word fake about Marko. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I said "Octrus." And Marko's like, "What am I acting?" I mean, everyone who looks at my IDB knows that I really don't act that much, okay? And I don't know why Mark isn't owning his words. Why is he so

brave when I'm not around? Well, I'm right here, so tell that to my face. British is the posh put down. You know exactly where you stand. What Mark is doing is just too fast. And Kimmy's like, "Don't pick on Marko." Oh, darling, anyone can pick on me. No, I won't allow it. After all, being natural is the hardest part to play isn't it? It is. You can't fake being authentic. You can't pretend to be real because that's very transparent. I'm afraid. But don't blame Mark. He didn't do anything.

Well, he's spreading it as well. He's spreading the gossip. Oh, so what? You spread the soul day long. I've heard gossip that you were spreading about him. But that was, that was, it was, ran this gossip. I ran it some more. And Flashback to him, Marko was like, "He's just a

“bag holder." That's what I heard. Pack holder. Marko was like, "Well, I've got more teeth in the”

Boston Harbor." And I just, well, I just don't walk around spilling it. And yes, I did learn that from one of those sassy e-cards that people sends to each other. Well, I hate tea. And Maxine,

Marko goes over to Joshua and Ladi. And Ladi's like, "Oh, Martha, you don't want to get involved, that's like, "Oh, fucking hate gone, little." Well, so you wouldn't be wearing this coat. If you didn't have a touch of venom in, you now would you? Cruella, do you? Cruella's out in full force.

Oh, but she's always been my favorite. At least these birds didn't die in vain, darling."

And he's just like, smiling at her. And you're like, "Is he complimenting me? Is he, have, does he have no respect for me whatsoever?" Like, well, clearly, Marko addressed this way in order to be noticed. You call it attention-seeking. It's a shame, really. I feel like this kind of behavior just demonstrates a terrible lack of self-esteem. Now, excuse me while I take my yellow safari jacket back to my apartment that is all a recorco-gilded features. God, those people doing things for

attention. Well, Mark's full-time job is mining attention. I show up in the room and I get the

“attention. The stars are born, they're not made. So Mark is like, "Well, I think the entire”

deal of this entire conversation is totally unnecessary." Are you being nice? Now, she's horrible.

Don't be nice to her, Mark. She's not horrible. She's my good friend. Okay. Kimi and quite frankly,

you could be an absolute cow. Well, I know I can. At least Kimi does have a little bit of a penance. Thank you. Thank you. And a good dose of humor. You, Mark. You see, is what makes the difference? I like Kimi saying thank you for calling me a cow with penance. No, no, no, no, cracks for you up. Every time they try and put her dabs, like, "Well, thank you." Well, I'm seeing her clowns. No humor, and I find it quite sad. Well, did you all have the wrong body? Well,

excuse me, I'm going to go grab some water. Oh, you should. You should grab some water. That's not, I love that Kimi says that. Like, it's really, it's, like, as far as, like, retorts and come back and put down scum. It's like, one of the worst things. It's like, I'm like, "Well, maybe you should." I took it as her saying, like, "Well,

“maybe you should." First, the LA person. But I don't know. I think you're just like doing a”

you are, but what I love is that Kimi is just so convicted in it that you're like, "Yeah, Kimi just got ya." Kimi stopped it. Well, she's being so rude. I mean, she's such a cow. No, not Martha. So now, you know, Margot is like all, like, annoyed and so a lot of him is he go up to her. And it's just like, it looked like you guys were laughing a lot. I don't get it, because like, no, they're laughing because they're clowns. They're clowns. That's why they're laughing.

I love that Missy thought that they were having a good time in this conversation. So now, Missy, Margot walks off because Mark and Kimi are coming up for some champagne. So Missy is like, "Every single is fine, we're fine." Do we look fine? Well, it seems like you guys were laughing and stuff, but like, Margot doesn't seem fine. Oh, poor thing. She's probably the wrong party then. But did you guys fix it? Oh, well, we're not fixing anything. Don't,

she's being rude. I mean, you even bother fixing long to long the most perfect white wine that you could ever have. I don't think so. Well, she's being rude because she said you're being rude. And Mark, you're being rude. You're both being rude because, oh, I'm so thricyly rude.

“So now, Margot goes, goes, approach his Kimi and it's like, can we like us somewhere to talk?”

Can we go, she's like, oh, okay, fine, fine. Okay. Look, I'm actually just going to be settled to you because you're more of those friends. So, well, that would be great a great start for you, civility and honesty. Well, thank you. Well, thank you very much. Okay, so we're done here.

You've always presented yourself as someone who will say anything to anyone's face,

Kimi, and it literally never occurred to me that you wouldn't have said those things to her face. To whose face? To Missy's face. You know what? You are a troublemaker. And I actually feel bad for Martha because when she finds out what a shitty fucking friend you are, like, you're a total con. I don't wonder you're living LA because it's a fucking fake city, just like you, you're fake city. Hey, how's that accent going for you? Where are you from again?

Just like, oh, okay. Well, oh, yeah, how's yours going for you? Miss, fucking tall boy, but it's just like, are you from New York? Kimi's like, whatever. So, Margot is like, I'm what is with Kimi's accent. I don't know why she talks like the guy I have from the Monopoly board. So Missy, meanwhile, is across the party, she's like, oh my god, my boobs have been out all day. Whoops. Whoops. But I love my breasts.

And when comes out, Margot's like, just the one deal, which is an app fab quote. So I got a love it. Of course. Of course, the gaze got the app fab quotes. Love that. So then Kimi and Mark are now

us? Okay. Well, what did she say? That was so bitchy. It's like, well, it's her demeaning darling.

“She's a real fake. No, what's the problem? Why are you always the founding her? Why don't”

you ever fucking about found me for once? Because you're a psychotic bitch. All right, Kimi. I mean, I love you for it, but you are. Well, she's not. She's not. No, not the same way as you are. Oh, really, Margot. Oh, really, have you lots and to her? You'll be here if you're not call is not acceptable. It was not acceptable. Well, I can say whatever I want. Whatever I want.

So Margot's watching from afar. So, wow, I've literally never seen Martha talk like this before.

I am quite proud. Oh, so Kimi's like, well, I question our front shop. Because I'm not a fucking true friend. I always defend you. I always defend you. And I've defend and I'm defended you. Right fucking now. Oh, she's blinded by your guilt, shitty LA fucking fake lights. You know what? I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm taking my Tony. I'm getting out of here. I love she just keeps bringing Los Angeles. I do it. So, I guess. Like, I'm necessary. Like,

like, straight. Like, she's just like that. This is the sums up everything. She lives in Los Angeles. So, it's so LA. I'm sorry. Kimi is right on the nose here. Margot is very LA. She is probably doing Pilates. Going down, March, month, full of our doing stupid things. I'm like, she's basically living by dream life. Yeah. So, Margot's like, well, I'm quite mortified that

“this is descended into what is essentially a brawl. But like, girl, you have to come watch some”

more American TV shows. This is nothing. It's like, look at this. It was heinous behavior. So, um, Mimi, Mimi goes up to Martha and she's like, "Have you been having a lovely day?" She's like, "Yeah, now I fucking hate my friends. They're all set." I think Mimi goes up to a lot of you. And she's like, "Oh, there she is. Miss Chaos. Are you okay?" Missy's like, "Yeah, why are you continuing?" She's like, "Well, I can't stop on backstop,

or especially if they're from Los Angeles." And Margot does like, "Well, so, okay, we're Margot. She's saying that I don't send up the Margot's like, "What? Now she's starting a fight with you?" She's like, "I guess, now she's starting a fight with me." She's like, "Well, well, that's what she's like. That's what she does. She starts fights with people." And Kimmy is saying to Missy. She's like, "Well, what's she dead to like jump on now?"

Like, I actually think she was meaner to you because I wasn't even trying today,

main. I wasn't even trying to. I mean, I would never do that. It's called

and Margot goes, "It's called attention seeking." So, Martha approaches them now sitting on like their bench, whatever. And Martha's like, "Okay, Kimmy, can you just stop attacking everyone?" She's like, "She's not attacking everyone. Missy of all people. The supporting, uh, supporting, the story. Uh, Kimmy." Oh, man. It's very darling. She's like, "I'm not. I'm not attacking anyone. I'm speaking to her.

That's a difference." And the only reason I'm here is because of you, because I never would have even come because I adore you and you, "Yeah. I adore you. I love what you don't do." Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

No, no crying. No, no crying in London. It's never an adventure.

Don't you? I love you. I love you. I always fucking have, I love you, Kimmy. I've never ever said what bad word about you. And you've got five dollars here, name and a bird that pokes people's eyes out. I mean, even the worst situation happened and you said, "Kimmmy, we're gonna bury your dead body. I would take the dead body. I would mock the dead body. I would kick it my head. I would call it fat melee."

I wouldn't do that for you. You would be the first person I would call it in case you, in case I murdered someone as well. In fact, you were, remember? Remember, patty. So, Kimmy is like, Kimmy's like, "Oh, you fucking boxed up me and that kills me."

“She's like, "I have not boxed up you, Kimmy." So, that's how I feel.”

I'm gonna talk to me all day long. I'm not, I'm not, Kimmy. I'm not. Well, I'm just saying, I'm just lagging, feeling. And they're like, "Oh, my God, she's crying." And Missy goes, "Oh, my God, you're showing feelings. That tears. Can't miss having tears, everybody." Then Pala took a took four weeks, but we Pala got to trouble Bond with her. Kimmy's like, "Oh, fuck off, Missy."

She gave him exactly what they wanted. She's finally crying. Oh, my gosh. It's like, "Oh, you're a real person. Kimmy cry. Kimmy cry. Can we send a bit of moment Kimmy cry?" I've never seen Kimmy cry. I don't even know that she's good. Because like hosting 101, it is not good manners to make your guests cry. Well, it's certainly the first time I've ever seen Kimmy cry. And this woman, Margo, has really got to a, oh, disgusting.

And he's like, "Oh, God, not again."

“Well, you're ruined, Mom. It's not like matchbacks. Whoa.”

Shame on you. I didn't even have a sister. So I always felt like you were my sister, Mama. My sad, sad, poor sister.

Kimmy, Kimmy, I love you. I love you. You're the one that I'm long. I love you. I love you, but you always say, "Cautic bitch." Well, no, I am, but that doesn't make me a bad person. Of course not. It's like a public person. So now they're like rubbing each other's faces and crying and Margo's just like, "Oh my God, I'm looking

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