Manic Edging

♪ You're these two idiots ♪ ♪ Ooh, I did an Asian dude ♪ ♪ You two are disgusting ♪ ♪ Ooh, I need to throw something ♪ - The bad friends.

- Yesterday, I saw it. ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ - Odyssey, everyone's in it.

“- Juno, private Ryan, twilight, everyone's in it.”

Dude, count woman. You from the neck down isn't it. Carlos, what's that joke? - Cyclops, that was your body. - Oh, okay.

- Oh, he's like ripped and tall. - Yeah, and it's just like famished. - Oh, yeah. And there's island full of Andreas's in the movie. - The siren?

- Yes. - Oh, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, le - Oh, Leo. Leo, ready to you. We don't care. England's out in the semis, right? You don't like football. And, you know, that's it, dude.

All right, I love Spanish people by the way. I really do, but I just didn't like, um, it's always, it's always spanned, or it's spanned, or it's always spanned, or it's always the same.

Germany, you know, and, um, you saw that I have a new car. - You want me to talk now? (laughing) - That was the monologue. (laughing) - I was like, I let you rock.

(laughing) You came in, you punched some of the boxes in the back, and I said, I gotta let him go for a little while. - Yeah. - I'm gonna interrupt. - Yeah, but you didn't.

- And you know what that is? That's being a compatriot and a compatriot. (laughing) - Okay. - And that's being both, dude. - You're both, dude.

- And you know what? - Yeah, and a sidekick, compatriot. - It's a companion compatriot and a compatriot. - I'm a compatriot. - I'm a compatriot. - You are.

- You're dressed as a flamingo, or whatever. (laughing) - Whatever that dress is.

And you came in with an air Andreas, like, we won,

and it's like, I get it. - Okay. - He texted us the moment. This episode's gonna be way out after it's over, but today we just saw the world cup and majorly disappointed.

Majorly disappointed.

“- Yeah. - I think the whole thing, dude, dude.”

- Did you see it? The world cup, I won't. - Well, Odyssey. - No. - Why? - Everyone was great. - I didn't have time to go see it. - No, but are you gonna watch it?

- I don't, I don't, no, I actually know. - No, you have to watch it. - I won't. - Let me just say something. - I just don't. - It's epic, cinematic experience. You haven't seen a movie like this

since Lawrence of their Arabia. - Didn't see that either. - Or Braveheart. - Didn't see that either. - Right. So it's like, it's right grand. It's, I think he handled the mythological aspects of it

in a very grounded way. - What's it about? - What's it about? - The Odyssey. - What is that? - Odysseus. - The boat. - Well, there's a boat in it.

- Yeah, that's the boat. - There's a cave about buildings. - I like boats and builds. - I know you two, I love Odysseus. - Caves, none of them. - No, no, no, no, caves.

Okay, they're trails. - Love trails. - Okay, there's beaches. - I can do without beaches, I'm not a sand guy. - Yeah, there's a world pools. - World pools. - World pools.

- What do you know that? - You love it, dude.

- Always have. - Yeah, you always,

and you always will, which is? - I do love which is. - I mean, too, dude. - Wait a minute, so the movie is about what again? I am dumb, I don't know, this is the movie about. - It's about Odysseus after the Trojan War.

He's coming home. - Oh, yes, I would love to see it. What country does it take place in? - Greece. - Do anybody, does anybody in the movie speak Greek?

- No, they all have Boston accents. - Interesting, why? - Yeah, yeah, my first hiccup when I saw the trailer. Why is no one, why is it just in English? - I think after five minutes,

you get kind of used to the dialect and stuff like that. - And you know what, we get used to stuff that's wrong all the time. Look at the way that this city is being run. You're just used to it.

“- Gas, not here, you're just used to the best way.”

- The best way, yeah. - Used to the best way. - Yeah. - Bad bad way. - You don't have mom Donnie.

- No, no. - Oh, we don't. Anyway, I would recommend the movie, Highlay. - Here's why I can't see it. - Yeah, why? - It's three and a half hours.

- Three. - I don't have three hours to spare. - Oh, let me get to see the review from your in it, you know, sirens, you know, come on. - Tangato 10, loved it.

- Tangato 10. - Tangato 10. - Yeah, how about you, Karla? - Nine out of ten. - Mm-hmm.

- How about you, McCone? - Nine out of half out of ten. - Are you being real? - I haven't seen it yet. - Oh my god.

- God damn it, you fucking bastard! Why haven't you seen it? Hard to get tickets. I got my ticket, and it's like a month from now. - Cake, take your Adderall, dude.

- You're gonna, I'm sorry. - Did you take it? - No. - You don't have Adderall. - We gotta get you Adderall.

- Yeah, I have, I'm on, Alexa Pro.

- No, last night I took that.

Every night I take it. - Honestly, your energy is phenomenal. - It's too much. - No, I love it. - I'm sorry, I'll do it.

- I'll do it. - Look, no, tune it up. (laughing) - I really get me hard. - I'd like to say, "Gracias to Spain" because it won me money, I bet on Spain.

- Yeah. - Congratulations. (buckling) - Whatever, pay me away. - I was so excited.

(buckling) (laughing) - Thank you, Aspania. - Yeah, so I got in the car accident. - I pull into the lot.

He pulls out, he jumps out of a Nissan Altaman, I go, what is that? What's going on? He goes, don't ask about it. And I said, come on, are you okay?

He goes bad. It's real bad. I said, the engine of the, my blue car. Was dragging on the road, the actual engine. - That's impossible.

- It is not impossible. - How do I drive it? - What did you do?

“- I did a U-turn and I hit a curb super hard, right?”

And then the engine started dragging and makes sparks.

I like to make sparks. - You're a sparks, like I said. - Yeah, and then I was driving the therapy. So I did therapy and then afterwards I looked down there and the engine was like on the ground.

- Oh my God. I had to take an Uber home. No, I would took an Uber to Enterprise, got the car, and then just called my guy and goes, "Hey, here's the address, tow my car."

- Cut to the boardroom and Hyundai being like, I don't think we can give him cars anymore. (laughing) Actually, I paid for it. You why?

I just ended up paying for it. - You paid for the car? - Yeah. - Oh my God. So you just totaled the car and then that's it.

- I have two cars. I have an Audi, room of the Audi. - Okay, but that's gone. - No, it's coming tomorrow. You got three cars now.

- Yeah. - Okay. (laughing) - Yeah, yes, it's crazy. It's not crazy.

It's America. - It is America.

- Yeah, and it's the American way.

- Boo, boo, boo, boo. - It soundtrack was great, I don't know how to say it to. - Right? - You called me that night. I called you.

I go was a good.

“- Were you called me during the whirlpool scene”

and I left the theater to take your call because something was wrong. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Why don't you just text and go? - Why don't you keep bringing it to Travis Scott?

- 'Cause he did the soundtrack with two other white guys. - Yeah, he did the soundtrack. - He was great in this. - Yeah. - There's not a performance in this where I was like,

you know, people had problems with the casting. - What was the problem? That they were all-- - They were all famous people. - American? - Not to me.

- No, like Helen of Troy was Lupita. - Lupita Nyongo? - Yeah. - Phenomenal. - She's beautiful.

- And she's great in the movie. - Give me the cast, give me the cast. - Let me get me right now. - Yeah. - Oh, you got it all?

- Right foot, don't look, don't look, I got right here. - IMDB, let's go. - Private, you know, he won't see it. - Private Ryan, I said. - Private Ryan.

- Yeah. - Saving? - No. - Not saving. - We were saved in the movie, so his name was private.

He wasn't saving private Ryan, he was private Ryan. - No, don't look, just look, don't turn it off. - No, I want to see while you name it. - No, you don't look. - Okay.

- Go. - Fast? - Yeah.

“- Matt Damon, Lupita, Billy Elliott, not Elliott Page.”

Charlize Theron, Travis Scott. - Yeah, good. - Okay, we also have Anne Hathaway. - Yeah. - We have Robert Pattison.

- Kylie? - What? - What was the bomb, Holland? - What was the budget? - Tom Holland.

- Nondaya. - And they all got someone. - Zendaya. - Zendaya. - Zendaya.

- Who else is? - You almost have John Barrenthall. - John Barrenthall, yeah. - The witch. - Another, yeah, yeah, Samantha Morton.

- Another, another John was in there. - Yeah. - Famous John, John, comedian. - Stand up. - Famous?

- No. - Yeah. - John who? - John Lagosamo. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Lion Max Porter, he played a blind blind Puerto Rican. - Hamesh Patel, Mia Goth, Ryan Hurst, John Lagosamo, Cory Hawkins, Lupita and Lianggo, Benny Saffty, you missed. - No, Benny Saffty, yeah. I mean, there's a lot.

- Keep going down. - I said that, you said that. So everybody's in here. - Everyone's in it. - Couldn't find a role for us, eh?

- There's no Asians in it, really. There's one Asian guy, will young, Lee. - Very white watch. - Will, you only. - Yeah, but he's Korean, I think.

- But he was so stand out, like I was like, - This is China, Chinese. - There's one Chinese guy in the bow. - Yeah. - And he, yeah, there he is.

- So this is about Greek mythology. - Yeah. - And not one person, everyone's spoken English. - Yeah. - What's the problem?

- Huge problem. - No, dude, you're just being argumentative. What I'm telling you. - You're okay. - Now you get it.

(laughs) - No. - Now you get it. - No, you, no fuck you, dude. - You don't.

- Now you get it, now you don't. - Once it last, Chris Nolan failed to film you saw, I was like, oh, that was bad. - No, I didn't say it was bad. I didn't see anything that was bad.

I just don't wanna see it. They don't need my money, they made enough.

Guy went to go see it 11 times in a row.

11 times. I'm gonna watch it again in the theater. This is him, play this, this is hilarious. - 7am, city walk, 11am, also a city walk. - 3pm, city walk.

- 7pm, city walk. - And then I will be going to Rigo LA Live for 11pm, it's 3am. And then I'll be shifting over to TCL, the tiny theater, 7am and then 11am on Saturday.

- This is a little different. - Perspective, you don't look-- - All the way up, they got put into-- - This is why I didn't wanna go. (laughing)

- This guy turned me off immediately. - Yeah, I get it. - I texted Carlos and McCone, and I wrote literally McCone. - I regret watching it. - That's literally McCone.

- Watching the video, I regret it. - I don't think he represents this. - Audium. - I think he did, I think it's exactly. - I think it's exactly.

- Who's the audience? - I think this is literally who is the audience. The guy wearing a 70 millimeter hoodie and fucking, and going 11 times, that's who goes. - I know.

- I know you're on it. - I understand. - Not I. (laughing) - Not I.

- They are playing it 24/7 at this.

- I know. - Yeah. - I know, it's sick.

“That's why I'm not, I cannot, it's too much.”

It's so good, it's so good, it's, I'm out. I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I cannot-- - What would you solve project hell, Mary? - That movie was incredible. - I know, so is this.

- Can't do it. - See, that's your stubbornness. - You're no longer a patriot. - I'm a compatriot. - Yeah, you're a compatriot.

- You're not a compatriot or a patriot. - You're a compatriot. - I'm a compatriot. - You're no longer, and I think we're more in love. You know, I'll tell you this, guy. - If it was all foreigners, I'd see it.

(laughing) - Yeah. - Give me some fucking Greek. How many people in the cast were Greek? - Zero.

- Where's Stavros? - The Cyclops. - Where's Stavros? Our boy, he should have been in. He speaks Greek.

- Okay, Jesus' depiction. John Stamos. (laughing)

- Right, it's always a white dude, right?

- No, it's not. - It is. - No, it's not. - Jesus' depiction is always a white dude. - Not in my house.

- And we have black Jesus where I know what my mouth is saying. - I know what my mouth is saying. - Brained black.

“- What he looks like in real life is Middle East.”

- Yeah, he's Middle East. - Yeah. - We have black Jesus in my house. - We see that, that's, see it right down there. - Yeah, that's what normal, and that's what he's talking about.

- That's what the door guy's from the comedy. - I know. - I know. - Brandy. - Yeah.

- Let me tell you something. - Yeah. - I agree, this is wrong. - And this is basically what he looks like. - Yeah.

- So they say, I mean, that looks pretty Middle Eastern. - So they say. - So what says, who's they? - Exactly, who is they? - Yeah.

- Who's controlling the media? - I won't go see it, I promise. - You promise you won't see the, I promise you won't see it. - I promise you won't see it. - I can't, I can't, I won't, I don't care.

- I wanna care, I don't care. - Chris Renola is the man. I just don't give him. - He's a man. I don't care about the story.

- No, he's done. - Yeah. - He's him. - It's your, you know what? It's your loss.

- Thank you. - Like who cares if you're not gonna see it? - You do, obviously. - No, I don't care, I'm just saying. - You're mad, I'm not gonna go see it.

- It's your loss. It's like, when you don't wanna watch a movie

“that's really good, how is that bother anybody else?”

- I'll tell you what. - It's your loss, fuck fate. - I don't like to go see movies anymore. - I don't belong. - You saw obsession.

You saw a project halemary in the movie theater. 50, 50, one of the two I liked. - Yeah, you liked obsession, Dan. - Not only do I like it, I love that I went and watched it again. - Are you being real?

- I saw it again just to prove myself that I was incorrect. - Were you incorrect? - I was right. (laughing)

- You were. - No, I liked it. You liked it. - Yeah, of course. - Yeah, and then, but this story doesn't intrigue me.

- Really? The original epic story doesn't intrigue you. - It doesn't. - Really? - No, tell me what it's about, okay?

- Okay. - Matt Damon and Nampitaly Ongo, they meet up with Elliott Page. They're hanging out at a coffee shop. - Did you see it this movie? (laughing)

- I feel like you felt the saw this movie. - I know nothing about it. - Yeah. - I know nothing about the Odyssey. - Okay, I never read it.

- I never read it. - Did you read it? - I never read it. - It was a poem, by the way. - No, there was a turn into a book.

- It's an epic poem. - It's an epic poem. - It's an epic poem by Homer and it's like, um, and also it was told by General, it wasn't written, it was told.

- All right, another reason I don't want to see it. - Okay. - Anyway, it was told. - Yeah. - So who wrote it?

- It's oral tradition. - oral tradition, dude. - Thing I don't trust. - Yeah, it probably changed over to the generations, but maybe the changes were good, rewrites.

- Nolan rewrote it. - No, I just think through time, maybe it was rewritten. - It is written. - Yeah, so I want to say this.

And I don't, I am just throwing little nuggets out there just for the-- - They're a little tiny nuggets. - They're little tiny nuggets. - Yeah, can I talk about,

- Yeah, yeah. - So he used, what, a 60-foot, 70-foot real puppet for Carlos, really? - Yeah, yeah, for Cyclops. - Yeah.

And ended up looking like that.

“Like, go to the, so that's what he used.”

And then he just edged it out with a little bit, like, you know, CGI. - Yeah, I don't wanna see it. - Okay. (laughs) Why?

- I don't know, think I like it. - That scene, Carlos, you have to admit. - So obvious. - And Andreas, it was terrifying. - So good.

- Because it was the first mythological thing

that happens in the movie. And when it happens, it's so fucking terrifying. How big he is. - He's big. - You're doing good.

- My chair broke. - Does that? - Yeah. - Why? - I don't know.

- Okay. - He's big. - He's big, huh? - Yeah, he's a big scary guy. - Yeah, he's a big scary guy dude, but he's also,

but there's also a lot of empathy you feel toward him because he's just a dude that like, you know, makes cheese and like. - It's just a shepherd. - He's a shepherd, you know.

And then these guys come in and, you know, he's kind of dumb too. He's a simple kind of a creature. What do you, not in your head for McCon? You haven't seen it.

- I know, but I've heard about the story. I watched the old. - Yeah, yeah. And there's a remake. - There's been a lot of adaptations of the Odyssey.

- I don't do remix. - You're so stubborn. - It's so dumb. - I don't do remix. - Yeah, okay.

- Unless it's something--

- It's your loss. - I see, I see on TikTok a little bit. I'll refuse to see it because of the casting. Listen, it's like, well, then it's your loss. - It's like, it's a great movie.

- I don't refuse 'cause of the casting. I don't care. I just don't, I don't know. - You don't go with the hype. - I just don't care about the hype of things.

“- Right, that's why you went to the wedding.”

- Oh, do-share. - Do-share, right? - How is that, how is that a two-share? - He's been storing that. - Those two things have nothing to do with--

- Yeah, that's the hypeiest hype wedding. - Was that hype on planet Earth? 'Cause I got invited. - And you would. - Because you get invited.

- Yeah, and I went to the office. - You know what? - I went to the office. - If Christopher Nolan invites me to go see it, I'll go see it with him.

- You know what? - Yeah. - Hey, Chris. Invite me to go see the movie with you. I'll come see it.

- Get me invited. Did you get invited? - No. - Oh, you went uninvited. - No, not at all.

- North Hollywood, the Regal Theater at three pm. - I'm not that bad or bad. - I don't go uninvited. I must, I want to be invited. - It's so gross that you see even say that.

- Am I gonna go? Am I gonna watch this? - You're gonna watch it. - No. - 100% you're on. - I don't have time. - Yeah, you do.

- Okay, I already-- - What's the difference between a tour movie and a three hour movie? - An hour? - I just said that, I understand that.

- Full hour. - But in terms of, like, you're silly, or I'm gonna tell you the truth. - I'll tell you the truth. - 60 minutes.

- I gotta tell you the truth. - And I could go home and watch 60 minutes. I love that show. - Yeah, I'll tell you the truth.

- Today, Bobby Lee crashes third car.

(laughing) Have you ever seen an Asian man so bad at driving that the engine falls out? (laughing) Tonight, on 60 minutes.

- The curb, I feel bad for the curb. - Yeah, the curb.

“- What happened to the fucking curb, did you beat up?”

- Did I break it? - Yeah, break it. - Did I break it? - Yeah, yeah, I can't see it though. - I'll have to admit something.

- Ah, I'll watch it at home. - No, it won't do a justice. - I have a 4K TV, it's shot at me. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - It won't do a justice.

I'll dress back me up here. - Yeah, also you didn't see it in the haymux, which is insane. Is that double? - Oh, fuck you, it's knob.

- I got the vibrating, the wind, it's obvious. - Is the IMAX with the glasses? - No, no. - What is that one? - Three dudes.

- Oh, yeah. - It's just that big, big, big format. - No, I went to go see minions on with the glasses. That was great. (laughing)

That, I loved. Nolan did that when I think too. - Minions of monsters? - Yeah, minions and monsters and I watch with glasses.

And they have minions running through the theater during the movie. It was fantastic. Shout out to minions and monsters, one of the most successful franchises of all time, minions.

- Yeah, okay. - You love it, you love it. - You love it. - You love it, you love it, you love it. - I love it, you love it.

- I love it, you love it. - I love it, you love it. - All right, so, you make me so mad. So you're saying that this is a better, that move. - Minions and monsters is better than, then,

- Odyssey, not even close. Not even close. - It's called the Academy. - Okay. - And the only reason they won't nominate this movie

is 'cause it's too fun. - Oh, it's too fun. - It's too fun. - The Odyssey's too dark. - Too dark, too dark.

- Too dark. - Yeah. - Oh, we're the Academy. We like dark. Well, I like fun Academy.

- Okay, you like fun. So I have to admit the morning of, I woke up a little early and I was kind of dreading it.

- Because it's like, I had so much expectation

“and after talking to you Thursday night,”

and I was like, there's no way Carlos knows what you think.

- Oh yeah, 'cause I said that you would never make it home

in the Odyssey. - Yeah, you said that. You did say that, you wouldn't make it home either. - I was not a competition. - I'm just saying you wouldn't make it home.

You know where you would have died in the horse. - No, I would make it one island. - No, you wouldn't. - In the horse. - This is what the big horse.

- It's fucking what made the horse. - It's the horsey with wheels, right? - Yeah, it has the wheels in this. - It's a dragon, but it had wheels. The original story had wheels.

- I like it better this way. They dragged it. Trojan horse, this is what USC, this is what their mascot is based on. - Yeah, but this is the horse in the movie, right?

This one. And it's gonna give it away. There's a bunch of dudes in there. (laughing) I don't know how many.

- Spoiler. - Oh, shut up, like 40 or 50 dudes in there. And Christopher Nolan's, like, shows you like any bar in West Hollywood. - Yeah, exactly.

“- That should make a gay bar on top of it.”

- They're called, I'll call the Trojan horse and it's a horse you party in all night. - And you're packed in there, too. - Yeah, well, they're packed in their tights. - Yeah, that's a fun idea.

- Something enters every once in a while. - I love that. - Now, was Helen, Helen of Troy was in this, Helen was there? - Yeah.

- Who played Helen? - That was Lupita Neon. - That guy, Neon. - And how was Helen? - She was beautiful.

- Okay. - Yeah, I mean, her performance, I'm saying. - She was beautiful. Great. - But in the horse, how was Matthew Damon?

- Matthew Damon was amazing.

- Incredible actor. - He's incredible. - Can I talk about the horse? - I've got to see this movie. - There's, like, a bunch of dudes in the horse

and they've been there for days and they're like, shitting and pissing in this horse. - Yeah. - Waiting, you know, and then you could just see them, like, just sitting there for days.

Some people drown in their own piss in it and it's just an incredible thing.

“- It was the water from the beach, not their own pee.”

- That they drown in it. - There's not so much pee or, like, swimming in yellow pee. - Okay, they've been there for days, though, no? - Yeah, but that's not how they do. - Did you hold in the pee?

- That's not enough time. - To make sure it's a mixture of pee, poo, and it's ocean water. - You tell me they didn't put a hole at the bottom to pee out of.

These guys were idiots. - No, I don't think there was a hole. - It was one hole. - Should have made a pee hole. - Yeah, I know.

- But they didn't force a stick. - Yeah, you could pee out of the-- - Google it. - See if there was a-- - It didn't drown.

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- Start that free trial today at shopify.com/badfriend. - And did they drown in their own urine? - Did Google it? - No, soldiers did not drown in their own pee. They do dramatically drown in seawater from the scene.

- Which is what I said. - It could actually show what you said. - I couldn't have found it on that. - But I can't get a conclusion. - This version is more dramatic.

- Yeah, drowning on pee is an unlikely dramatic scenario. That's right. - Doesn't sound like a Nolan move. Nolan doesn't do that. - I know, but in my mind, I'm like--

- Lee does that, the director Lee. - Yeah, yeah, Robert Youngley. Robert Youngley, yeah, they'd be drowning in pee, come and poo, yeah. - PCP?

- Yeah. (both laughing) PCP good, you know what I mean? - In the poem Homer completely skipped over the gross reality to focus period

on the military tension of it. So if Homer made the film, I'd probably want-- - Yeah, I'd call him Homer. - Homer, if Homer made it. - Homer?

- If he made it, I'd watch it. - Yeah. - Do I like Christopher Nolan? - Yeah, flawless. - I just, the story doesn't interest me.

- Okay. - Isn't that okay? - No, it's not, because you don't know the story. - I do. - What is it?

I keep asking you, what is the story? You don't know. You're saying that. - They hijacked two points. - That's a pretty stupid building.

- Oh, Paul and I have a campfire hanging out.

“- Is then day-on, Tom Holland hanging out in the movie?”

- No, never. - Good. - That's a spider man. - That's a spider man. - That's a spider man, dude.

- Maybe I don't want to see it 'cause there's too many famous people. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I like not so famous movie.

- You know what? - What? - That's what I obsession was good. If I can know one was famous. I believe those characters, 'cause I didn't see,

you go see Odyssey, and you just said it. You see fucking Billy, Elliott, or whatever. - Yeah. - You see Goodwill hunting, you know, you see a music video girl.

- Who's that? (laughing) - Who's the girls and day-ah? - Yeah. - She's a musician.

- She is. - Doesn't she do music too? - She's a Disney girl, right? - Yeah, they did songs. - Yeah.

- And then you see monster. - Monster who? - Shirley's their own. - Oh yeah, monsters in it. Yeah, monsters in it.

“- So you don't even get to see the characters?”

- I say Furiosa. - Yeah. - Furiosa's. - The monster was better. - Like, okay.

But I'm just saying, you see all these movies, you don't see the people anymore. - You place a scene them. - No, I gotta go. - Yeah, I love scenes.

In fact, you know in the movie, I would have not left. - Oh yeah, that's where you would have stayed. - Yeah, yeah. - So he ends up 10 years giving away spoilers, but is there any sex scenes?

- No. - Don't give anything away, what if I go see it? - I don't want you to see it now. (laughing) - Hey, yeah, you have no right to see it now.

- No, I don't deserve to see it. - You don't have any right or yeah. You don't deserve to see it. - Shucks. - Because of your resistance to it.

- I resist. - Yeah, and so it's like, it's dumb. - We resist. - No, you're gonna watch it, McCone. - Of course.

- Yeah.

- He just looks this powerful.

- Like the power. - Resist. - Yeah. - You're gonna resist, too? - Me? No, that's for Lupita.

- That's for Lupita. - Resist, okay. - We must resist. - No, we must not. - He must.

- We must go with the flow. - Flow is bad. - No, like Bruce Lee said, you got to be like water. - He didn't say that.

- He didn't say that. - He didn't say that. - He didn't say that. - No, you said that didn't ever you. - He didn't say that.

- You know what he really says.

- Hey, fuck you, hey, hey, hey.

“- I know Bruce Lee, I know my Bruce Lee.”

- Yeah, I know how water works. (laughing) - We know how water works, didn't he? - Bit like water. - Well, I know how, I know how water works.

(laughing) - Okay, okay. - I know that it gets into the Trojan horse. Guys die. - Yeah.

- They're storming the beaches in Normandy. - No, there's no nobody. - No, there's firing bullets at them. - There's no bullets, there's no guns. - There's no guns.

- There's no guns. - There's arrows, but there's no guns. - I can't, it's a mythological story. - Yeah, it's a war. - But you know what's interesting though?

It's like, you go, what's Nolan's take on this? Is always fun. Because his take on Batman was different than the other universe. It was, you know, Tim Burton and Schumacher, where it was Cartoonie, you know, he grounded a Batman,

he made it more realistic, and then you're watching, the Odyssey going, what is he got, what's his interpretation of this material? And then when you're watching it, you're like,

oh, this is cool because it's grounded,

and here's another thing, it's like, when you watch Troy, or any of these movies, or clash with the Titans, anything from that time period, whatever, you think to yourself,

oh, I'm watching a movie, right? But with the Odyssey, you're like, no, you're not ever thinking that. You're like, it seems pretty real, like you're encapsulated.

- Something like that, yeah. - No, no, tell me the word. - I think I don't know either, some agree. - You're enchanted? - Yeah.

(laughs) - There's Brad Pitt and Troy, I think. - See, I love that, no. - No, I don't like that. - I like Bradley, I love Bradley too,

but it's like, it's very Hollywood-looking. - Yeah, look at how hot that guy is.

“See, that's what I like, old school hot Hollywood.”

- Yeah, you're dumb, dude. - Yeah, I don't trust you. - Hot Hollywood. - Yeah, look at that, Eric Bonner or Linda Blu, no, this is not real.

- Look at the Blu-mer. (laughs) - Yeah, the Blu-mer's good. - The Blu-mer's so good.

- You're going the horse with them.

- Yep. - Oh, yeah. - That's the horse she'd going. - That's the horse I'd going. - Yeah.

- Look at him staring at you too. (laughs) - Come on in the horse. - Yeah. - There'd be like, hey, scoot over.

- No, the thigh. - To me, how you hang there. - Yeah. - And I like, take our armor off. We should hug tightly to keep warm at night.

- Yeah, sure. Why not? Maybe, you know what it is. I told McCone, I can't see movies or TV shows anymore 'cause I don't work in Hollywood anymore.

So I think I don't want to see it anymore. - Yeah, but when you let it go, like I have and think to yourself, oh, they don't want me. Then you can kind of go, all right, I'm gonna watch what they're doing.

- I'll tell you, another thing. - It'll be time, I'll go. - Another thing is this.

“- Michael Jordan doesn't play basketball anymore.”

- Do you know what I mean? - Yeah. - And he doesn't go watch pick-up games 'cause he doesn't play. I don't play in Hollywood anymore.

I don't want to go see it. I think that's your fault. - All I watch, you turn. - You're in the magic movie. - I paid to be in that.

- No, you didn't. - You're in the magic movie. You're in happy Gilmour two. - You weren't happy Gilmour two. - No, but that's not, you know.

- Well, they should have cut us out. - No, I thought we were good in it. - You think we did good? - Yeah. - It was fun to shoot it.

But he's after he was in this as well. - Yeah, it was in here. - It was in this room. - Yeah. - So it's fine.

- I can't watch it. All I watch now is, I like the food network. - I know, but it just bake off. - Mm-hmm. - I miss that.

- I'm a body bizarre guy. - Love body bizarre. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - And then I watch Beachfront bargain.

- Yeah. - Yeah. What's the fucking movie? - Move that bus. What's the fucking movie?

- Give me the song. - What? - What? - I don't like that song. - Okay, it's just the sirens during the sirens.

- And that was Travis Scott? - No, dude. - That was Travis Scott. That did that soundtrack. - No.

- No. - That was Travis Scott. - That wasn't Travis Scott. - He's the, at last song. - He's in the movie too.

Does anybody die around him during a concert? - That's so funny. - Is that why the guys-- - One of the holders died. - Some of the suitors died.

- Yeah, he was great in it. And how much of this is a joke, do you think, that when we talk on this show? - 99%. - Okay.

- What do you mean? - I'm not gonna go see it. - Shut up. - I don't care. - Well, I'm going to Scotland tomorrow.

I don't have time. - Yeah. - I'm gonna be out in Scotsville. And then I go to Jolly Old England. - I'm going to look for my wife's phone.

I went, but I'm flying. - Oh, good, good, good. - It was trying to find the guy who stole my wife's phone. - Yeah. There we go.

Were we there a year ago already? - Yeah, we were. - It's planning Glasgow. - Yeah, watching Glasgow. - They don't have movie theaters up there.

- Right, I've been. - I've been. - Yeah. - I'm not in Glasgow. - I'm still immersive.

- See if there's a IMAX in Edinburgh. That's where we're going. - I doubt it, obviously. - No, there are no IMAX. - Oh, it does.

- Yeah. - I would watch it in Edinburgh.

- That's the St. James Quarter.

- Yeah, I did. - I'm staying there. - There we go. - You know what I want to try? - What?

- Cycle Sporia. - Cycle Sporia? - Yeah. - What is that? - The diarrhea, explosive diarrhea.

- Oh, yeah, it's made its way to California. We found a target. - Don't you want to try it? - This is a new GLP one. - Yeah.

(laughs) - Yeah. - It's making its way out. - Because he's explosive. I'm like, I've had explosive before.

“- I think it's called that lifts you off the toilet.”

- Yeah, I want to see how it measures up. It's a little tiny explosion. - Yeah. - Taco Bell lettuce linked, oh, we could go. We'd be able to Taco Bell tonight.

- Yeah. - I spurged lettuce recalled 27 states due to potential cyclosporia contamination. - Well, you're leaving Tuesday, right? For Scotland?

- Yeah, not tomorrow. Tuesday, yeah. - Yeah, so don't eat. Don't get it now.

- On the plane would be so funny.

- Remember that diarrhea next to you? - Yeah, you did. - Yeah. - You did. - I will fly.

- And in my mind, I'm like, thank God Andrews next to me. That would've been so bad if you sat next to someone. - Yeah, because I kept going. I didn't have to go excuse me, excuse me. - But you farted the whole flight.

- I know. - You farted the whole flight on to the point where the flight attendant came over. She's like, is everybody okay? - Yeah, it was bad.

- She was nervous, because it was bad. But I remember kept saying, thank God, because I didn't have to say excuse me. - No, I said, I know your mind boy, Stomach was upset, I felt bad.

Luzumin on the CDC report says, this stuff gets into you in gestion of contaminated food or water. Oh no, dude. - What?

- It gets into your nervous system. - I know it's bad. - Oh, kidding. - This is bad. - Oh, it's kidding.

- We can't have this. - We can't have it.

“- Is this COVID-2 that's what they're doing?”

- Yeah.

- Oh, we're gonna have to wear masks on our ass.

We'll be walking around, we'll have to cover up our bottles and pop, like. - Another thing is that those wildfires from Canada, people aren't wearing masks in like New York, and Chicago says,

- 'Cause this smoke is so bad. - Yeah. - Look, I saw this Chicago fit. Who sent that to me? You guys did?

The smoke in Chicago was so bad. They couldn't see like Penn feet in front of 'em. - Yeah, it's bad. - Look at that. - That's New York, that was you.

- How do you walk around, and you gotta wear it? - Because it's not, you're not just getting, first of all, trees. - We live in a place that that looks like that every day. - I know, we're used to it.

Our body's adapted to that. - We did adapt. - Yeah, that's gangster of us, though. - Wow, look at that, that's nuts. - That's nuts, but people should be wearing masks.

I mean, I'm no one on tell you how to live your life. - Who started the, who started the wildfire of that time? - Tom Green. - Tom Green probably started or a boy. - Yeah.

- Tom. - Yeah. - Look at that dude. - It's bad. And people are like, it's New York.

- It's New York. - It's just, it'll go away, they're fine. - I know, but they said that breathing that air is like smoking 12 cigarettes a day. Carlos is explanation for everything.

It'll go away. - Yeah, everything goes away. - I mean, I do the COVID-19 cigarettes a day. - You're gonorrhea went away. - That's not what I have, it's the other one.

- Stiffless? - No, you had, you had, no, you had the other one. What's the other one called? - No, I have the Trump one, Stiffless. - Oh, you had it.

- It's dormant. (laughing) - According to who? - Science. - No.

- Who science? - Doctors. - This two shell pass. - Exactly. - Is that in the movie?

- What? - This two shell pass? - Yeah, sure. - Why not? - This is different movie.

- Oh, that is, I gotta go see this movie. Are you being real? - No. (laughing) - Oh, I don't know.

- You know what? - You know what? - I love this. - Okay, you know what? I don't ever want you to watch this fucking movie.

(laughing) If you watch it, I'd be deeply offended. - Why? - Because you're playing like devil's advocate right now, and it's pissing me off.

So I don't want you to ever watch it, fuck off. You don't deserve to watch it. - Okay. - McCone, you wanna go see it with me? - Uh-huh.

- Uh, you think it's gonna win an award? - Yeah. - It's gonna win everything. - Oh, cool. That's what we do it for, the awards.

- Okay, some things, right? They do it for the trophy.

“But I think this is something different.”

- Yeah, how? - Don't watch it. - Okay. - How is it different? - I mean, look, I think.

- Don't watch it. - Mongolia saw it. (laughing) - Okay. - Pack a stay, road, a horse.

(laughing) - All right. - Horses. - Horses. - What?

- To go see the horse. - To see the horse. - 30 miles, right, an eagle's guiding them to the theater. - Yeah. - Right.

- You know, and they happen to see it, okay? - You, you could see it anytime. - Okay, let's move on. Let's not talk about the Odyssey again. - Okay.

- Congratulations on Spain for winning the World Cup. - Congratulations on Spain for winning the World Cup. - Oh, lay. - Oh, lay, oh, lay. - Go ahead, let it out.

- Let it out. - Yeah, let it lay. - Oh, lay, oh, lay. - But most of Spain. - Yeah.

- By my name, yeah. - Well, you know, McElmerino's on the team,

There was no one on the Argentinian team that is an arsenal player, so I'm happy for Spain. You know, after England was thrown out, I was like, "I want Spain to win." And you guys play great football.

Oh, David Rios on the team, too. - Yep. - Yeah. - Beyond pride, 'cause I'm not familiar. How much money do they get for winning?

Do they do the team?

“Do they get a crazy check for winning the World Cup?”

- I don't know.

- 50 million dollars in prize money.

- For, no, yeah. - To share between the team. - Yeah, awarded right in the final. - How many teams? - 26 high pay off of the tournament

increasing by eight million from last year. Total prize money for a... - What's that? - Arsenal. - He, okay.

(laughing) - What are you doing to? You trying to pound with me again? - I cleaned everything. I knew that we had a Arsenal.

- So they get 50 million dollars for winning. And the entire total prize money for all 48 teams is $655 million. - Wow. - Yeah, but there's 26 players on the team.

- Yeah, 50 million divided by 26. You all get to almost a couple million. That's pretty good. - Well, there's some players to play. They deserve it.

They've supported over the team. - Okay. - I'll tell you who deserves all the money.

That goalkeeper, oh, Jesus Christ.

- From what? - That Argentinean goal player. That guy deserves money. That guy busted his ass.

“He got shot on like 10 times within the first 30 minutes.”

I was like this poor bastard. - Oh, you saw it. - Yeah, what's the world cup? - You did. - Yeah, you don't like the sport.

- No, it's the world cup. - I know, but you don't like it. - Everybody watches it. - I didn't watch it. - Let me tell you something, dude.

- Yeah. - It's like, back in the day, when they would do bad things or stoneings in a town school. - We would show up.

- Yeah, I would show up, too. - I don't even like it. - I would cover my eyes a little bit and then look. - You want to see?

- Yeah. - You need to be in the conversation. - Tell me this, this is what I'm interested in. How many people watched this world cup this year? - Oh my God, let me kind of guess.

- Yeah. - On a, well, I'll see, I guess the United States is gonna be a different number than a global scale.

- No, but the global scale, probably 120 million.

- Way more. - What are you talking about? - There's 220, 1.5 billion. - The globe has 7 billion people. - Yeah, but that's, wow.

- Mongolia went to see fucking Odyssey. They're gonna watch the World Cup, man. - Wow. - 8.3 billion. - 8.3 billion on the earth.

- Yeah. - And so 1.5. So in the United States, what, how many people? - Not a lot. - No, no, that would be close to probably half.

Like, it'd be your Super Rule number, like 100, 120. Up to 42 million viewers. That's pretty good. - Hey. - Hey.

- Oh, you got a tan. - Come sit down, dude. - You got a tan? - Ladies and gentlemen, DAX is here, give it up for DAX. - You got tan?

- Whoa, I guess so.

“- What do you mean you guess, so we have you been laying out?”

- No, no. Did you watch the World Cup? We're just talking about the World Cup. - No, I watched the Odyssey. - Yeah, you could've guessed right, fuck it.

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- Right out of the gate. - I don't even know if you saw it because of that joke. - Yeah, I could tell you anything that happened. (laughing) - Really?

- Yes. - Okay, tell me you did guys die of drowning in their own piss inside the Trojan horse? - A couple. - Yeah.

- He shot. - Yeah, let's see it. - Did you really see it? - Yes. - Tell me about the story down.

- So Odysseus is the dad of Tom Holland. And then he has to do the Trojan horse. And then Tom Holland goes to look for him. And then Charlize Theron is like a magic person. - Seeing him.

- Yes. - And then there's the Cyclops. - Did you watch it with the sound off? (laughing) - It sounds like the volume was off.

- Yeah, yeah. - This is like if I try to interpret it without any noise. And then what happens when when happens? - Can I spoil it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

People are gonna be really mad. - It's been out for 3,000 years, so. - And that's a joke that you see on TikTok a lot. The same people saying that joke. (laughing)

- It's so shameful that you would even say that out loud. - What does it mean? - The story's been out to thousands of thousands of years. But you've seen so many TikToks people making that joke. And anyone making that joke is a shameful person.

It's hacky, it's dumb. And so you went today to go watch it. - No, no, no, let's sit in it. (laughing) Did you create that joke or did you joke

or did you see it on TikTok or social media? - I created that joke, but I can assume that other people can. - Yeah, like when I went private rhymes in a Juno, that was original.

- Yes. - Yeah, yeah, right? - Yes. - Okay. - So go ahead, Tommy.

- He has the big fight scene at the end and kills all the suitors. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So you loved it. - Yeah, I'd attend what do you rank at.

- Not great at. - 9.5.

“- Yeah, that's what McCone's, but he didn't see it.”

(laughing) - Yeah, he didn't even say it, yeah. - He refuses to watch it. - You ought to see it. (laughing)

- convince him to watch it. - Why, why, why should he watch it? - Well, honestly, I probably wouldn't, if it's just getting spoiled. - I haven't been listening anything.

- Well, this story's been out for 3,000 years according to Andreas. (laughing) - Why don't you wanna see it? (laughing)

- It's Greek mythology and no one speaks Greek in it. - Yeah, that is weird. - Thank you. - Thank you. It's just kind of too many stars.

- That's valid. - What do you defend the movie, man? - Oh, okay, the stars are fun to watch. They're good actors. - That's it?

- In your face, that's in your face, does that in my face? - Yeah. - The reason why they're stars is that the best actors out there. - That's right.

- Well, Travis Scott, I've never seen him act before.

- He was good though. - He was the, in the very first character. - He was, yeah. And then Billy Elliott was second, right? - Yeah, Elliott page.

- Yeah, Elliott page, my bad. - Yeah. - You know that Tom Holland play Billy Elliott. - I mean, no we didn't. - Yeah, on stage first.

- Yeah, he did. - But not in the movie. - No, no on stage, yeah, yeah. Maybe I will go see it. What I'm more interested in is what,

I'm not gonna see the movie, I'm not interested in it. What I'm interested in is Dax's movie food order. I'd like to guess. I think we should guess. So I'm gonna say, you got yourself a small popcorn.

Don't answer, 'cause I was joking.

“I didn't, I think you did not get a popcorn.”

(laughing) So I think you got, you got a small soda. - Don't react dude, 'cause you got a water is what I'm just gonna say, not a soda. - You can't just hop around like that

because I have my own thing. - I'm hopping. You do yours, I'm doing mine.

- Let me do mine then first.

- No, I'm hopping around. - You're hopping around. - You're hopping around. - Hey. - You first see popcorn.

- And it facial. - I got it. - It's on about popcorn. - I can't say it. - Oh, I said it's small drink,

but you got yourself a water. - He gets water. - And you got a pretzel. - And raisin, that's maybe. - No, no, no, no.

He gets like a Swedish fishy kind of thing. - All right, would it get sweet little gummy thing? - Just water. I hate popcorn, but my friend got a Swedish gummy. - No, your friend didn't get Swedish fish.

Your friend got, go ahead. - Nerd clusters? - No, some kind of a cloud. It was called some cloud, some gummy cloud.

- Okay. - And you don't want, yes. - Yeah. - So why don't you like popcorn decks?

“- The texture, I don't like popcorn or cereal.”

- Here's another, I can defend that. It makes me break out. - Popcorn. - No. - No.

- Okay. (laughing) - Not for you. - Popcorn caused breakouts.

I've never heard of that in my life.

- I feel like I am gonna break out. - Are you rubbing the butter on your face? - No, but it's a sick, it's so buttery that it's like, it gets on my fingers and then touch your face. Sometimes I touch my face.

- Well, that's exactly right. - Yeah, yeah, but I forget. - Right, greasy popcorn. - They greasy popcorns, you know, the juices on my fingers.

- Right. - They get into your pores. - Yeah. - That's okay. - Yeah.

- Just water, huh? - Just slow sip. - But you're eating a sprite now. You drink a sprite now. - Yes.

- Yeah, yeah. - But now in the movie. Who'd you see it with? - My friend Joel. - Oh, did you like it?

- Not really. - Can we get him on the phone? - Yeah, I could call him. He is hanging out with someone right now, though. - No, it's okay.

We're hanging out here, too. - Yeah. - Oh, wait. - Let's call Joel real fast. I'd love to, I just want to chat up.

- You didn't like it. - Yeah, I think he'll, he'll probably post the letter box review of it, too. - Awesome. We'll have to read it.

Can you put it up to the, can you put it up to Mike? Tell him he's on the pod and everything. - Okay, yeah, just so he doesn't feel uncomfortable, you know? - Hey, what's good to do? - I was just telling him about that we felt bad for him,

so I was saying, yeah, yeah, that we saw the Odyssey. - Tell him he's on the pod. - And then you're on the pod, okay. - We just want to pick your brain. - All right, pick my brain, what's going on here?

- So I thought that the Odyssey was a masterpiece, you know. Dats gave it a 9.5 out of 10, but apparently you didn't like it. - Oh, it was fine. I got six out of 10. - Joel now, what was your biggest,

over your biggest problem with the movie? - I think I just can't stand the Nolanism of everything being a montage, for the first 20 or 30 minutes, it's all edited so breakneck speed. I'm just like, I'm not being like invited into this world.

I'm just being thrusted into it in an exposition dump way.

I don't know, and I never lost that feeling by the end.

- Yeah, everybody knows I'm a cone.

“- Yeah, yeah, that's what I just realized.”

- Yeah, everybody knows I know. - Hey, Joel, I haven't seen the movie, this is Andrew Santino. I haven't seen the movie, a Bobby is mad because I haven't seen it. Do you think I should stand my ground and not see the film? - No, you should still see it.

I think everyone's got to see us, the Odyssey man, Homer would love for you to see this. - Homer's been dead for thousands of years. - I know, but I feel like he would have wanted to use specifically to see it.

- Now, does the Homer estate receive any sort of residuals from this, do you think from Nolan? - Unfortunately, the negotiations are all tied up, but I think they're gonna get an island in Greece. - Ah, careful with islands, thank you, Joel.

- Thank you, Joel. - Thank you, Joel. - All right, good bye. - See you guys. - Bye.

- Bye, Joel. - That guy's fantastic. - Yeah. - Do you get him with you on the show one day? - Yeah, would he get him on?

- Yeah. - What does Joel do for a living? - He makes movies in YouTube videos. - Sounds like it sounds like it. - It sounds like it sounds like it.

- It sounded like McCone. - No, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Just arrogant. - Now, let me say something. - Was there any validity, Carlos, and Fancy,

to what Joel said at all? - I couldn't disagree more, but... (laughing) - I like that Nolan as some, he doesn't know his movies. It's like a trademark.

- It's like, it's like, it's told in like, he's got been a timer, the way that he said it, yeah. - Yeah, that's a good way. - I didn't say that. - It like Paul Fictiony.

- Where it's like, you know what I mean? - We do that some time. - No, I'm in here. - Well, no, no, what's so funny?

- First of all, you can't compare,

this is not like, Paul Fiction. - In terms of like, you know what I mean, going into the future past. - He's saying it was a montage. - No, but it has flashes of the past.

- Yeah, flashes of the past. - It's told, it flashbacks. - Yeah, it's, I don't do flashbacks. - I know you don't. Defended Nolan does flash, yeah, he's better than that.

There's a way to-- - The story is told from other people's point of view too. - Oh, who? - It's not like family guy flash, or like, you know, - Yeah, that'd be, that'd make a better movie.

Have you seen that show? He fights the chicken, I love that. - Great, yeah, great bit. - I'm running right now, my own is love in it. - Yeah.

- I'm sitting in my little pocket.

“- It's, yeah, it's a disgusting pocket, you know what I mean?”

It's anti art. - No, it's pro art. - No, it's anti art. This is commercial art and it's weird. - Because I believe this is Star Wars art.

- 90s movies. - This movie. - Did it, no? - Yes, yeah. - Yeah.

- Don't agree with me, just agree with me. - Well, you're a bully, you see? - I'm not bullying you, I'm asking you. - Listen to your tone. - Fuck you, see?

- Be honest. - Bullying. - Did you like it? - Yes.

- Manic edging right now.

Take your pill. Take your pill. - We're close on the time. - We're caught in it. - Well, you gotta take your pill.

- It's at home. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - Oh, okay. - Manic edging, I'm dumb. - What is it? (laughing)

- I'll punch you. (laughing) - Sorry, I have no one. - No, I don't. - I'm letting you get away with it for now.

- What, what do you have to do? - I take my luck's a pro. - Okay. - Are you on any medication? - No.

- There's nothing. - Wow, so do you take even like vitamins or anything like that during the night? - Yes. - We'll divide them in.

- Like a little flinched on? - Yeah, yeah, not a flinched on one, but yeah. - I love those. - Your sling-blade shoes. - Please?

- Yeah. - Are those hokas? - Yes. - I love the hokas are so comfortable. They're fantastic.

- Yeah.

- He was mocking your shoes.

- I celebrated them. - Thank you. - The point is, we don't make fun of Dax's shoes. We don't like-- - Hitting! - But he took it seriously.

It hurt his feet. - It didn't hurt your feelings. - No, it's fine. - Yeah, yeah, it did, though. - Maybe you trying to hurt my feelings.

He hurts my feelings. - Wow. (clapping) - That's right. - Dude.

- Therapy. - Yeah. - This kid has been through therapy. No medication. - Have I not, Dax?

- Have I not when we've done shows together live? - Been very supportive of you. - Yeah. - And giving you good words of wisdom. - You're on a leading, leading the witness.

- I'm not leading the witness. - No, I'm asking. - Have I not. - That's why not. - So you can't ask that way in court.

“- I think, yeah, you'll say, like, always be like,”

have fun and-- - Yeah. (laughing) - That's good, right? - Yeah, it's right.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's good advice. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Am I supportive of you when we're doing live shows? - Yes, yeah.

- Yeah. - We're supportive, like, uh, uh, uh, Andrew. (laughing) - And I don't make fun of your shoes, 'cause I like your sh*tkin.

- What do you mean? - What the f*ck do you mean? - See, bully. - I'm not bullying. I'm just a f*ck.

- No, you're manic, actually. - You're saying that I don't. He's more supportive at live shows. - Yeah, but both of y'all are super generous for giving me the opportunity to put--

- No, f*ck off. - It was super fun. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I don't want to hear that. - I love you, buddy.

(laughing) - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I love you, dad. - All right, you know what? I should be more supportive than I f*cked up.

- Yeah, I mean, my actions. - What's new in the world of the acts that we need to find out about? - Uh, I went to New York. - What's going on in New York?

- Yeah. - I was just filming some videos. I met Shane Gillis there. - Oh, nice. - No, no, I was just walking on the street

and saw him. - Are you serious? - Are you being real? - Yeah. - Would you say hi?

- Yes.

- Did he recognize you first?

“- Um, I think that he recognized me once I nodded at him.”

- And then what do you say? - Hey, buddy. - He fist bumped me. - And that's all. And he said nice to meet you.

- That's really nice. - Yeah, but I think he, yeah. - He said the world Guinness World Records are most tickets sold at one of the live events. - 76,000.

- 76,000. - Yeah. - Largest of any stand-up comedian, the most ticket sold for a solo comedy show. - 67,000, 47,000 and the largest audience

for a comedian, 73,946,00. - That's incredible. - No? - Yeah. - I can't do that in two years.

- I'd say three, maybe. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah. That's incredible.

Have you, what's the biggest crowd you've played? - Y'all's shows. The Lincoln one and the YouTube. - Yeah, YouTube. - YouTube theater one.

- That was big. - And I met someone at the airport who came over and said they saw the Lincoln one. - I feel like I'm more positive. - What do you think?

- About the Odyssey. - No, in general. - Yeah, about the Odyssey. - In general. - In general?

- Yeah. - Who has the more positive just about life? - Yeah. - Maybe Andrew. (laughing)

- What's wrong? - What's wrong? - No, no. (laughing) - I'm a negative person.

(laughing) Is the tone, the tone, doesn't it? - Yeah, I do. - Stop yelling at him. - I do this tone on the pod, but it's for, you know.

- I guess we don't know. - Yeah, I mean, all of us don't know. - I don't yell at you when the cameras are off. - Great. - Ryan, very high way.

- Hey. - Hey. - Yeah. - That's okay. - What does this mean?

- This is the International Sign for Help for Kidnapping. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm sorry about the shoe. - No, you don't. (laughing)

- Yeah, yeah. - You don't do it. - I apologize for the shoe. - You don't know. - Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - So, the Kidnapping doesn't get the thing. - Yeah, I'm doing it. - Yeah, yeah.

- So, okay. - It's a good trick though. - Yeah. - No, that's not, yeah, that's me. - So, you went to New York to film some stuff

and you filmed some videos.

“And then, where do you stay when you're in New York?”

- Oh, I just got a hotel there. - You don't ever stay with friends out there? - No. - Do you have friends in New York? - Yes.

- Yeah.

- You need to give us his address?

- I don't know it. - Do you get late night, munchies? - Yeah. - What do you get? - What do you get in New York?

- On New York? - Yeah. - How many slices? - One. - That's it?

- One can say shit, you? - Yeah. - Just one and you're done.

“- Actually, like, I'll get two if I'm hungry.”

- Sounds good, yeah. - Yeah. - What do we get on them? - Pepperoni, in the hot honey, that place, that was close to the hotel had that.

- It's good, right? - Yeah, honey, I'm not a fan. - It's taking over a lot of places to have it now. - It's too much. - It's becoming the new fan.

- It's too much. - I can't do it. - Yeah, I can't do it. - It's got, at first you, when you want to take it, - Wow!

- Back in the day, pineapple. - Everywhere. - Everywhere, and then you're like, "No, fuck you." - Too much.

- Yeah, it's too much. - Who do y'all think is more positive? (laughing) - We're way, we're six exits on the freeway pass that. - Okay.

- Get off and go back, okay, but it is definitely Bobby. But I love the comedy that you bring. (laughing) - There's so beautiful, man. - Yeah.

- You're the other one of those people. - I don't want to rip on you anymore. - You shouldn't, you shouldn't have done it from the beginning. - I shouldn't have made fun of your shoes earlier. - So tell me this, you skipped the world's top.

- You skipped the world's top. - You skipped the world's top.

- No, I've never seen it.

- Okay. - You skipped the world's top to watch Odyssey. You don't like soccer at all. - No, not really. - Good for you.

- You gave me five soccer players, Missy, five Rinaldo. - Whoa. - You're mama all? - Yeah, yeah mama. - Yeah mama.

- Yeah mama. - Yeah mama. - I get what he's saying. - Oh, Holland. - Yeah.

- Mama more. - Odyssey and FIFA, pretty good time. - I'm a bet. - I'm Bobby. - I'm in Bobby.

- He was trying to do it. - No, David Pacquiao was saying. - Beckham, yeah. - Have you ever heard of David Pacquiao? - Yes.

- Handsome you think? - Yeah. - Very handsome. - What? - Why don't you like soccer though?

- I'm not a soccer fan, so I'm--

- I don't really know what it's just--

- Yeah, it's like two goals over the course of 90 minutes. - So it's-- - Listen, listen, listen, listen. - Back, let him finish his instinct. - Sorry, for a sec.

- Go ahead, Dax. You're allowed to speak. - So that I think that's awesome. - It's boring to you. - Yeah, yeah, I think because I can't really tell

what's happening between those goals. - There's a lot, it's a lot of passing. - Yeah. - Ending passing. - A lot of, a lot of flopping.

- Yeah, yeah. - A lot of people falling down, riding around, like, basketball. - Yeah, a lot of flopping these days. - Yeah.

- Yeah, make your point. - Okay. (laughing) - I've made this point before. Okay, I want to be,

I'm being real. I want to be precise with my working. - Yeah. - Okay. Let me ask you something.

Which rather come one time? - Four thousand times. - Little mini, it comes. - Which one, how does it feel? Like out of the two feel?

- But one big come is like, and little comes and I,

“but there's not, see to me, that's what basketball's like.”

- Oh, okay. - Right. - But what's up? - So a big come is a dunk. - Yeah, you can see someone go.

- Chacha, chacha, chow. - Yeah. - These guys are like, - No, no, no, no, no, no, when you, when it's zero zero, there's five minutes left to play, and your team scores,

that's a big come. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, I understand. - Yeah. - So would you rather have a bunch of mini orgasms?

- Oh, on big one. - I just like basketball better. - Yeah. (laughing) - I got damn it, dude.

You would not just don't get along. - No, we do. - I don't think we do. - I don't know, we get along, dude. - I think they do, I think.

- Aside from the Odyssey, we're far off on every topic. - Maybe there's some, oh, Odyssey. That's what I just said. (laughing) - Let's see if we can create something else

between you guys that you both like. - Yeah. - It's your favorite, what's your favorite band? Or a band you really enjoy? - The velvet underground.

- Yes. - He loves them. - Do you really like them? - Yeah, yeah. I was trying to pick one that I thought you liked too.

(laughing) - But that's very intuitive of you. - Yeah. - And you're very intuitive. Also.

(laughing) - Thank you. - This date is going well. - It's going well. So we have the Odyssey and the Velvet Underground together.

- Have you been going on dates at all? - A few months ago, I went on a, I was going on if some dates was someone. - Nice, was that it but it ended unfortunately? - Yeah, yeah.

- Were you, was it because of you or them, or are they a bowl of mutual?

“- Because I think maybe because of them.”

- No, no. - Okay. - I mean, they still loved someone else. - Oh, no. - Yeah.

- Do this bring your heart a little bit. - Just a little but it's okay. - Yeah, that's different. - Yeah. - Now did you express this to this person?

- Yeah, yeah. - You said this kind of broke my heart a little bit. - Not that specifically.

- We should call 'em.

- No, what you do is this, Dax.

Okay. Are you returning her phone calls or taxes or anything? - Yes. - You don't do that. (laughs) You don't do that.

You got a coat or off, Dax. - You got to cut the cord. - He cares about her as a person. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's playing you for a fool.

- So just don't reply to it. - You don't reply or it's she's in love with another man. Holding my tongue. Now don't, you know what? You haven't held your tongue all episode. (laughs)

- The miners will go free, Dax. You lipless coward. Do us, I say, no, that's what I do. - Yeah. - What do you think?

- What I'm telling you, Dax, is is that... - What's going on? - They're the boys. - Okay, the boys. - We love the boys.

- Am I right or wrong? - You're right. - Carlos? - Oh yeah. - No, be real.

- No, you should not be talking to her,

but I just, I feel-- - Yeah, if you let him finish, you feel what? - No, I feel, I've been in Dax's position before it can be difficult, but it's too high. - Can you work with them?

- Could you work with them? - All right, all right. (laughing) - Okay, okay, okay, okay. This is over the 3000-year story.

(laughing) - Dax, if you were, you like this person, still is a human, you do whatever makes you happy. - No, you do whatever makes you happy. - Dax, cut the cord.

“That's the only way she's gonna like you.”

- I don't know, he doesn't, he likes her, they like each other as humans. He doesn't need to be, he's not the platonic, right? - Wait, what? (laughing)

- The relationship is now platonic, yes, right? - But do you desire sexual engagement? - Well, not if she's in love with-- - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. - He's a respectable man, he's respecting her.

- So your feelings for her had changed. - Yeah. - It's so there's no more limmerance or-- - You're right, yes. - Watch as one moving.

(laughing) - Watch as one moving, fell. Don't move me, did they say that? - Obsession? - Oh, oh.

- Is that obsession? - Limmerance, I love you. - I've been talking about Limmerance for years, right? - Yeah, yeah. - No, we know you have, I know.

- Yeah, yeah, so it's not a movie. - Fuck hard. - Okay, okay. - I'm going back. - I'm going back.

- He's got a hot attitude. This episode is 100% called fucking manic edging. (laughing) - You're hot today. - But, Dax, overall, are you happy right now?

- Yeah, yeah. - So you're happy. - Yes. - Okay, what would make you happier? What would, what do you, what are you missing right now?

- That girl, another girl. - Mm-hmm. - Let's get you a new girl, man. - Yeah. - Can we get this going?

- So you're losing the boost. - We tried it once, we tried to line him up with someone. Remember this, it didn't work. No, he didn't want any of those girls. Or it didn't, something, what was it that you tried to get,

you just weren't interested in some of those women? - Oh, the orange county girl, that's right. - Yeah, whatever happened to that girl. Do you ever reach out to her, she reached out to you? - No, no.

(laughing) - All right, I wanted to-- - It's effort. - Yeah, yeah. - It's on you to make the effort to take risks, to go in for a kiss.

- 50s. (laughing) - All of a sudden, I stopped to walk out of work. (laughing) - A good transatlantic, yeah.

- Yeah. - It's up to you, kid. - It's up to you, kid. - Get a bus token and wait out there for hours. When you see a pretty girl, follow her to her home.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, you're making a move. - You got a yell at her. I'm gonna start her window, say, hey, dial in, I need ya. - Okay.

(laughing) It's like a normal McDonald. - I know, but when I'm saying, it's great.

“Is this that you have to be, not, oh, how do I say it?”

You have to be more forthright in your intentions. - This is unacceptable. - Yeah. - We need you to, this is unacceptable of a girl saying, I'm in love with somebody else.

But that's unacceptable, all right. - But she might be. - Maybe there's some-- - No, why is she even going on dates with Dax? Why, why is, why did she go on a date with you?

She loves somebody else, do you think? - Well, because I don't think that he wanted to get back together. - Ah, they were, they were, yeah. - Right, right.

- So she's never gonna go back.

That's how silly this girl is. She's a silly girl. - Well, then he did come back. - Oh, he did? - Yeah.

- Oh, she's not that silly. (laughing) - Very clever girl. - Clevver girl. - Yeah, I didn't know the information.

- Clevver girl. - Yeah. - And did that break her heart? - It's okay. - No, it didn't break her heart, Dax.

- No. - Okay, body. (laughing) - Carlos and the booth at gmail.com. Ladies, please throw us a middle

with a photo of yourself, your name and age, and where you're located, and why maybe you'd want a date, Dax, and you try to make something happen if you live here in the Southern California area. Carlos and the booth at gmail.com.

We'd love to see that. We're doing trying, we are trying to find you love. We did it before. I just think you didn't really want to follow through. - Yeah, yeah.

- But you got-- - We're so busy doing your--

“- You know, you're right, you have to follow through.”

- But he is busy, you're right. No, no, he is busy doing his own thing.

- You're making videos. - Yeah.

- You're focused on your videos.

- How many videos a day? - Two? - No, no.

“I try to film every day, but I don't always turn them”

into a video. - So you do a video every day? - Well, I post maybe two a week. - Yeah, but if you do a video a week, a day, and then you go, that's not good enough.

And so you don't post it. - Yeah.

- So you do a video a day?

- Why do you lie? - Actually, I'm lying now, just to agree with you. I don't really do it today. (laughing)

“- See, that's why we don't really get along.”

- Okay, yeah, I'll just-- - There's no honesty and truth. - Okay. - Yeah. - Will you do like a little pitch yourself to the camera,

like it's a dating show saying, "Hey, it's DAX.

"I'm just looking for love. "Please email Carlos in the [email protected]." And add some stuff to it, add some jazz to it. Go ahead. - Hey, I'm DAX, and I'm looking for love,

and I just love hanging out and you're science. - What? - What you're science.

“- I'm a Scorpio, and I'm 34, and I'm single,”

and please email Carlos in the booth. - I can't tell you now, babe. - I eat healthy, but I'm having a sprite right now, but that's fine. - That's fine, that's fine.

- How tall? - I'm 58. - Wait, wait. - I don't know how much I weigh, actually. - Okay, she's shoes eyes.

- Shoes eyes. - I think a nine and a half. - You weigh so. - Well, 32. - 32.

- Very bad. - Very nice. - So you're not thought? - No. - And your morning routine is, tell 'em.

- Have a smoothie. - Meditate. - And it's laying bed. - Meditate. - I don't really meditate.

- Yeah, but laying bed is laying in bed in bed. - Yeah, I'm meditating. (laughing) - Thank you for being a bad friend. (upbeat music)

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