Bad Friends
Bad Friends

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Oh my god.

So long 20 minutes at the restaurant the moment I I took my last bite. I was like

Yeah, I had to go immediately. That was bad news bears. I should have wrote that girl. I'm been like not a good recommendation

Yeah, my stomach the moment I finished my eggs. I was like, hmm. I think this is

I think this is bad. We both. Yeah, yeah, yeah That was not that restaurant. Why it was prolonged. This was yeah, yeah, this was an hour later. Yeah, was yours loose or did you have the

Dude, I want to know the consistency

You've been in Niagara Falls Now again identical. I understand. I don't know if it yeah, I do pump a

Yeah minor pump a, but you do an Niagara Falls no, yeah, mine's an explosion

Do that relax. Well, let me just go. I went add on to the poop. Oh, yeah more poof stuff. Yeah. Yeah. So last night I'm having dinner with my friend Gene And Andrea Jen hangs out. Yeah, and we're sitting there. We're eating at a nice Korean barbecue right and she's sort of like Repositioning shifting. She's shifting. She's shifting. Yeah. Yeah, she's she is like like to townic plates Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like the world is doing and by the way, it's gonna it's gonna break eventually

Yeah, exactly. It was a place to play there. Oh, there's also like icebergs detaching from You know, there's some stuff going on here, but anyway, let's get back to Yeah, I'm an environmentalist like I really am I mean super millennial the whole thing all right anyway things are shifting, but my point is is this she's shifting in her chair and I go You got in and she's like I do I go won't they have a bathroom here and she goes I don't do public bathrooms

Oh, I know that yeah, and I go you live pretty far away See I know I just I'm fine. I go no I can tell when shift people are shifting you can tell shit Yeah, yeah, and I go you have eight minutes It's gonna break away. You see the doomsday clock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she goes you're right and she just gets up gets in her car And then when she texted me later she goes I was right on time and I knew the shifts

You know, I mean I know about environmental shifts. I also know about shit shift eight minutes. Yeah eight minutes

She got raised home you've been there. Oh my god the timing is it's like if it was a second

You know, I mean later it would have been a disaster. Yes. Yeah Chernobyl Chernobyl It would have been the end of the end of the end. I did that one on the way from the airport I threw up in my front yard. I got all the way to the house got out of my car My dog came out. Yeah, they they're confused about it. They have no idea why you throw up when you throw up in front of a dog

They do they go like this. Yeah, why do people leave Chernobyl? Yeah, what did they do you shouldn't have taken off?

I'm just saying it's take around at no

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