Tortilla Face

Yeah, but it but the poop with the smell was before that before I smell the poo

Then it smelled my own poo came back and more poo More poop. Yeah, it's it's worse than the poo that I had the real poo. Well, there's a pipe that broke is a pipe And then you guys gaslighted this thing that oh, there's no smell. Yeah. Oh, this is okay Well, they had a meeting before and they go tell tell them we don't smell What is going on is there a something broke you can't if none of you can smell that I can smell from here

That dude I said it three times. Yeah, good smelling we have the same senses you guys are gaslighting Yeah, you did smell something this thing. It's that famous thing. Dude. This is wood. No, you all got This is wood. Yeah, this is class. This is glad this is ceramic. Yeah, that's a wall I can see I could all my senses are working and I smell poo. Smelling poop in there typically means you're inhaling Volal compounds hydrogen sulfide. So oh my god, we're inhaling this is our studio is hydrogen sulfide

We gotta get out of here. There are aeroparticles apparently honestly we do need to get out of this

“We gotta get out of the studio. That's the that's the final. That's what is microscopic fecal part of his aeroparticles”

Yeah, you have phantom odors though. No, brother. Maybe it's the odor that Lindsey Graham left Disgusting All my villains are dying. Yeah, yeah, Mitch of a college in the hospital. It's my penguin You're just the riddle or died. That's my no. He's fucking fucked. There's a there's a there's a There's a theory that they that Mitch McConnell is dead and they killed Lindsey Graham to cover up more time

No, but they did they posted a real photo with her and then China lady. Hey, I Did you see the photo though? It looks a item. Yeah, yeah, doesn't it look a I is that's a I yeah Look at that that that's not even a rip. They're not in the room together. Yeah. There's no way Those are two separate photographs that they mesh together. It's pretty good a I though Who's the guy in the back under all the blankets?

Oh, that's through who's holding up the pillows. Yeah, that is true. Stop it. That's crazy. It's crazy

“He's alive though. That's what they say. I don't think he thinks he I don't think he knows he's alive, but he's alive”

How's it now? It's well? Now he's alive. If this show does anything. Yeah, if this show does anything And it comes in three in a row. Oh, yeah, it comes in three in a row. I don't know maybe the man on top That's all I can say the man on top. Wait a minute. You know what? What? You know who I not that I want. Yeah, yeah, you know what I did the other day by the way. Yeah, you know what I did I saw like a podcast clip about somebody Joel McCail was talking about some of his craziest guests on

Who's a Dan Patrick show anybody about anybody due to you being one of the worst guests on the soup Mm-hmm. I thought he passed away. Did you think he wasn't alive? I don't even know who that is Yeah, you look up at you bring up Danny about a dooch. Oh, I love him. What was he on partridge family? What was a zoom in? Yeah, partridge partridge partridge family. I thought he passed away 74

He's still a long time. That's me. Yeah, redheads. You guys survive for a very long time I don't know dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah

“I don't fire don't say anything fancy. You don't deserve anything right now. Yeah, yeah, he was taking shots at me”

I bit my lip and he goes Luna does that all the time and we tell her he ate the food not your mouth or the tongue I bit my lips get residuals from a partridge. Cool that got to be Probably I don't think so, dude. Oh, yeah, what do you mean? They still play that's got to be an international show He does we still receive residuals Well, these are are usually small like 11 cents. He says all the time if even if if it's over a dollar

It's three dollars. Oh my god. I'm the 70s. Wow. Wow. Sometimes I look at my do you ever look at that the app Do you ever look at the app is this residual app? There's sag after you can look at your app and you can see what your residuals are Watch us. Let me tell you what's coming. Okay. I'm excited for this actually. This is real residuals. Yeah, I want to see if I'm well, that's for you residuals. I don't have a thing Thirty dollars friends giving oh, it's from a bunch of it's so it's five things. I want to all Warner Brothers

This is what we're this is what we're is that you've never tracked that no my thing is to be like you

Oh eight dollar. Yeah, it's a karate ghost Yeah, yeah, I oh Yeah, you're 14 95 the Mad TV for There's no way I'm getting checks Well, they're well, they're not going to you. Yeah. Yeah, there's someone's got that somebody's got it

58 bucks coming in. Yeah, what Mad TV definitely still giving you residuals. I don't think so Eight Mad TV is syndicated for sure all over the world they're playing somewhere in a hut in Indonesia Yeah, they're cracking up at Miss Chang no way. Yes. It says it says yes What Mad TV cast members and crew still receive residual checks from a contract. Oh, you probably didn't have your contract I didn't probably have it. Yeah

That's a they have crystal flanagan as this as the her photo is always the one

That's a famous Bobby story. Yeah, I mean it doesn't make sense if you farted it's anybody's mouth. They would cry

I didn't know at the time though my instincts had no, but I did it was not funny that when we were kids

“You could do that to your best friend and that was like a that's what it was like fun for club”

But you cry. I told you I used to put a I used to club behavior It's club. It's I yeah, it's in the locker room locker room. Yeah basement sleepover stuff my best friend Sean I told them on here, right? Yes claustrophobic. I used to put a blanket over him and hold him down This is the meanest thing in the world and he would cry Oh yeah, when just so when we were in such so mean Sacramento Troy. I remember Troy. Yeah. Yeah, my buddy Troy works for the Xenau

Troy reminded me a story of This guy Eric Purvis and when I was a kid I spent the night at the room in and it was a slumber party

With a bunch of kids sleepover. Yeah, sleepover, right and they drew penises on my face of like

penises. Yeah, well, I just said that yeah They they do things on my face. The penis is on your face and you know, I mean whatever, you know when I did sleepovers They drew a penises on my penis. Yeah, very weird. I want to get a tattoo with bigger penis on my piano Do you think that work? Yeah, yeah anyway Have you said that talk before no, okay

Anyway, so I remember I got up and I cried and I walked home how far was the walk you think it was like a seven-mile walk Without a dirt road with dicks all over your face. Yeah, with dicks all over my face. I remember Eric's mom drove to find me and I was crying and she picked me back up and drove me home

“Did she help you get the dicks off of your face? I think I had my dad did it”

Did you say if you gay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gay? Yeah, that's like a star on your sleep

Yeah, they did for Jews. They did that for you. They drew cock on you if you were gay. Yeah It was all of my face and I just I remember why I make a big deal out of it because it's embarrassing It was embarrassing. It was embarrassing. It's not fun when someone draws a dick on your face It's fun if everyone's doing it to everyone but if everyone teamed up on you teamed up on me and it's like I Also, I don't like getting woken up abruptly. You do not I don't it puts me in a bad mood or you call it a lot of a bunk

Yeah, and you go to the hospital Yeah, I'll just what do you mean when you fell out of the bed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got fell out and broke my face On the surprise. They're two of us. Yep. Yeah, stuff like that. That's correct. That the fact that that happened on his bus of course. It's gonna happen on his bus Yeah, where else? We didn't happen on our bus. I know

Well, because I got to choose where to sleep. That's exactly. Yeah, I want bottom bunk You want you need I need bottom bunk. I'm a little guy

“Right, and then they just like no man they bullied me. Well, that's what we're gonna do at some point in a couple of years”

I said we're gonna do one more world tour bus tour world tour We are oh, yeah, we got to go back out and do one more for the kids. Oh, yeah one more. Remember when we did the chaos I show we did his we did his make me laugh show. Yeah, it's um and they got up what tough It was tough for me because it's like nothing makes me laugh if it's not you actually funny It's hard it's not it's so hard to make somebody laugh

But this is true, but I went up there and I I went up on stage and I just do a funny Dan killed And it got everyone to laugh. It's not it's not hard. No, but yeah, yeah, here's where you're wrong It's because everybody thinks they can be fun You make a noise. Yeah, I mean that's fun And I'll tell you have to do to get anyone to let but they had this

I mean one woman pretended to be poo. Yeah, you liked her. No, I love the poo girl. She was great That was thought out the weird one that probably isn't gonna end up in the episode was an older woman came up and and did a Southern story about Going to a motel where there has been and she had a cane and she threw it And then I got worried I said, do you need the cane? And she did need the cane. She needed it. But it was very strange and she and then the girl after her stole the cane stole the cane from her. Yeah, yeah

She came up with the cane which and I wanted her to get the money. She did get the money. I know because I forced it I you made sure she got the money because she's that open mic or I've seen her at home of the mics, but anyway They they do that they make sure that the right people get the money because they want to make sure they they go We don't want to give away They want to give away money. Yeah, they want to give it to people, but it was hard people didn't have a plan

You got to have a they just came out like hey What's going on one guy set up a piece of bread? Yeah, and it fell and they say last they laughed I didn't laugh no, I said they laugh yeah, yeah, yeah, any breadwork. I'm not I'm out Yeah, that's not true. Yeah, breadwork. I'm doing that's not true because you said French roll would have made you laugh Yeah, I said Christmas song would have made it. Yeah, if we were in France. Yeah, that would make me laugh

But it was like it's not it was things like that that were happening. It just reminded me that we're old Maybe we don't have the our finger on the pulse of comedy now. No, my fingers on this pulse making sure my cholesterol

I guess is a thing on the thing on this. See bread can be funny concept of Gen Z surreal random meme reference to money income Getting that bread didn't get any of that and then the tortilla thing but that was funny You hit you hit he Bobby hit a guy in the face of the tortilla and then he hit him back, but he he at Bobby so hard He fell I fell up back. It was soap. I like black out for a word. He hit you hard You're worried. Yeah, I thought like you were gonna like break your back

First of all, you're supposed to hit him with the tortilla He used his hand and I got hit someone was fingers were in my face. That hurt. You got assaulted. Yeah, I got assaulted It was like five minutes in too. It was wild. Yeah, it was wild. What I would have done is like

You audition them first. Here's what you would have done what had gone on stage and told jokes

That's how you're funny That's not our world trying to make people laugh stand up. Yeah, we're standups. I know but I can still do it. That's different though You don't that's clowning. That's actually clowning. I can clown around. You know and do it But they they just weren't funny people. Would you be willing? Yes? I Already already. Yes, because I want to do it. Let's do it. I want to go to clown school

“I actually would do a semester at clown school. I'm not kidding. Would you go to France with me and do a semester at clowns?”

I would do a semester, yeah, because after I talked to Zack Zucker about it I was like this is incredible. I would love to just go It's like you know how people go take a college course, do they want to learn something not from you fancy?

You guys would be good. Oh, I'd be at the best clown

By the way, he gets a kid show out of this No, but he um, he's a nothing. I want to do my own neighbor Won't you be my neighbor? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would put you know that you've seen those Chinese people We're in the squeaky ducks on their feet and then they whip it together with a harmonica. So funny We I want to do that. It's the one of the funny. It's with mouse traps on the floor. Yeah, I want I love stuff like that

What does that even call? This I know that's not yeah, it's they whip whip with a whip each other every day with ducks on their feet

“Just click on that. It's just so funny that they do that. Yeah, I think it's a fun game”

They beat each other with ducks on their feet. Yeah, this this. Yeah, look at He's capable of So this guy's blindfolded and they have to walk it and he swings at him. Yeah Pause this. Yeah, this is just in this guy's bedroom I know I got his friends over. It was like comfort ducks on your feet. Yeah, this is what we need to I want to do this

This is fun. This is funny. Some people use bullwips like white dudes. That's crazy It's crazy where they get really hurt. No. Yeah, we're not going to do that, but maybe a belt or something Yeah last night we had a we had a crack. We had Thai food last night, but of course I make fun of my wife every time she gets a Tom Casup Why it's beautiful lemon grass is not it for me. I love smells like wet feet grass. It's most like the studio

Yeah, yeah, that's sort of Tom Ca it's a lemon grass soup with mushroom. It's I cannot stand it and to me It's so refreshing to me. It just feels like they don't even like making it like they get the order and they're like Tom Ca all right like they have to get it out they like making Fun stuff. This is this is like soup Slop. It's also like the taste

It's like winded fire to become a flavor like yeah, you're mean burn. It burned. It's an element Right, it's like a little bit sandwich is windy or whatever like Like why would you you know like it should not be a flavor no fire doesn't need to be yeah fire

Yeah earthy earthy muscles. That's never good. What are you eating a storm a storm? Yeah. Yeah meeting a little storm

“I didn't see I can't do it. We're it's like so hot like how is this?”

Do you like hot shit? Yeah, but not like that not like where it's so hot. You can't taste anything. Yeah, because it I told you I took my buddy's one of his good friends over to in Thai town to Jitlada You don't know jitlada. Yeah, you see these things. I'm not fancy no jitladas one of one of the most famous old school jitlada

Jonathan gold ranked it as like one of the best Thai food in LA at the time Rest in peace Jonathan. Go jitladas the best. Oh, there. Oh, you know jitlada You passed it a hundred times and yeah, I've seen that before it's on LA Braille no, it's on it's on Hollywood Boulevard in Thai town So good we took a Swedish kid here Whatever Swedish Danish what something up there. What does it have at that have it just a kid those kids don't eat spice Swedish kids any Nordics

He goes he goes she's like house spicy and he's like Hot and they were like okay, how how hot like they see why it's they know better and they go You don't do what we do and say if it's 10 what you do is a two or three if it's 10 From them yeah, I get three max max you go over five There's no way five is too much. We're what I'm why yeah, that we can't do that this guy got their spice and

Four seconds of dripping in spice what yeah, he's like convulsing and he's like I don't know if I can finish and you're like yeah, no shit. Yeah, you just wait wait That Swedish kind of an Asian accent. Yes, it turned to me. He hates such hot food. Yeah He became Thai wow anyway Thai food Gotta be my new number one lately. I don't know what it is. I keep eating good Thai

Yeah, ties my it's never been my thing. Wow really yeah Indian is my thing. I love Indians. You ever go to Elmerch

Come on yes or no of course Elmerch is so good. Yeah, don't give it away on the show People to go you know the non we shouldn't say the name. I don't want. No, I know Elmerch

“And I want I want to give him a plug. That's how good they are. No, it is good, but then it's not now now people are gonna go there every day”

I'm there every day. Yeah. Yeah. Elmerch is so good. It's phenomenal. They have I don't know about you with Samo says what do you mean I love Samo? I know but I'm only a vegetable Samo's a guy No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, yes, no, you know you don't ever get meat. No, I only get vegetable Samo says with the potato and the peas and they're It's so clean and fried. It's delicious and also non I love garlic, which one garlic on you eat

My favorite garlic. Oh, it's my favorite good and then you get always get two curries

Absolutely, you know have to get at least two curries. Yeah, I chicken one and what do you do? I do a vegetable curry and then if and then that you always Yeah, thank you always. Oh, wait, and then I'm just making our listeners hungry is all this really. Yeah, but it's a really I love Indian food Well, welcome back to the show McCall. We're starting. Oh, I get when I give you money when you spend it on I would spend it on we I would bowling with some friends I spent it on when I got drinks with my aunt's now

Did you pick up the tab because you never offer the tab ever. Yeah, you picked up the tab I threw a couple hundred's down on it Whoa player Wow, wow, wow, wow at the bowling alley by the way, $100 minutes soda at a bowling alley. That's like they You bought for a month. Yeah, yeah, I'm amazing like how many games you you want to own the bowling alley You look up with any Minnesota ladies. You know he did. I was just with my family. He's being boy. You know. He did. He took someone to the cabin Yeah, now my girlfriend wants me to take me to a wedding in Wisconsin in the woods. There you go

I know I'm scared whenever a white girl says let's go to the woods. Yeah, yeah, and it's a minority of the woods

“I know that's bad summer. Yeah, yeah, can't you see get out? Yeah, I think work out too well for him. You didn't get that's your girlfriend and that's you. Yeah, it's sinking in”

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That show was so good. It was so good. I can't show but the best show on television is widows bay I've never seen it

It is my friend Katie to pull and Colton done produce it. It's so good. I know Colton done. He's great. He's great So it's dude. I'm this is his show. He wrote this. He produces on it. Yeah. He's the man. He's in it. No. No, he's either writer in it No, they're the writers. He said he needed to pull. Yeah, but he does, but he's you know Colton wrote from Kempiel Yeah, I mean he is a great right. He was a Matty V writer. He got it. He he did a role that I was Maybe going to be up for in superstore when he's in a wheelchair. Yeah, and they literally that went in for the audition

“They were like you're in a wheelchair and I was like, oh, why why and they were like what do you mean?”

Just you're in the characters in a wheelchair. Wow. I was like, no, no I just I didn't know that going and they didn't tell me that until I was in the room. What did you do it? Well, yeah I was like Oh, good. Yeah, you gotta go high so they can give you notes You gotta go lower it down lower it down. You know, man. They have to tell you to tone it down down

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I broke my neck. I jumped off a building. Bro. Yeah Love it method But widow's bay is the funniest and Pretty scary show. It's great. What's it on Apple? It's on Apple. She's man. These guys. He's making great TV And we're out of part of it. I know

You got I bought your fucking phone. Look at me. Katie And then we know the other guy it's pretty great here. Oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, I don't know that is he he he was the show on a phrasalanna

“That's what's his name? No, I fuck up his name. That's not the same guy. It is. Is it? Yeah”

Can you look it up? I don't know but it doesn't oh yeah here. I'm mere me or I here I'm a ride. Yeah, here. I'm a ride. That's right. He doesn't look like that. He's getting older Maybe they use a wrong picture or wrong Asian that happens a lot. Yeah, that's so funny I got an amber alert yesterday last night. Yeah, and then I was driving on the highway and they also had it on the highway on one of the signs Enough you're not gonna get him. Have you ever gotten an Ebony alert?

It's real. It's one of black person goes missing. Yeah, my phone goes goddamn

“Dude, I was like who's gonna do it. Yeah, I right there. Yeah, I think California. Yeah, it's new”

It's so hard on the phone. You're watching a movie at the theater. I got All the time. Oh, you're already talking so much. It doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah

But um, well, so yeah, I get amber alerts as well. Yeah. It's always crazy. Well, though if it's an upman

If it's Ebony an alert, it should be ivory alert then is what if it's Ebony an ivory? Why wouldn't we do that? Why is it amber because it was a girl like a kidnapped name amber? Yeah, it's a public and I be honest with everybody in our audiences. Yeah, if you're naming your kid amber She's gonna get kidnapped. Yeah, also a can I just some another suggestion? Please, right don't kidnap white girls Oh, yeah, well, you're gonna care so much. They care a lot. They care so much. You know me don't kidnap white girls

That's a lesson out there. I don't do it. Yeah. I just don't like when you get the amber alert when you're phone and it goes Yeah, you're like okay. I can't I'm not gonna go. I'm not going. What am I gonna go look for the Key of soul. I'm gonna go look for a brown key of soul with lights displayed XQ485

“You can turn them off on the government alert section. How fucked up? How fucked up in dark is that you can turn it off?”

I have that's a little we care about people. We go. I don't want to know mine's on. I want to keep it on because it what if I'm at the 7 11

Now, this is the be often good. This is the be it. I'm gonna put in do anything if you saw. Amp. Are you out of your not amperes? He's gone But if Amber Amber's gone. This is the beginning of a good movie. Yeah. Yeah, you're at 7 11 I'm at 7 11. I look over. I get an amber look. I look over look out for a white boss You know what I mean with fluorescent green you mean like a van? Yeah, yeah white van boss. Oh

School boss like that. That's cool, but right. Well, fluorescent green Hubcaps. These guys are bad criminals. Yeah, right? And what do they steal or a big white they'll go the Chinese tourist bus? Yes, it's a tourist bus and it's filled with Chinese people going to Hollywood Boulevard in summer, right? And it says you know me look for a Puerto Rican kid named you know, man, Raúl Ta-ta. Last scene on the bus filled with Chinese tourists going to Griffith Park and then I and then I go would I who do you call

the cops know they're busy and Then you got a call. I think I see the white bus you call the cops and emergency doc answers. Hey, man Hey, man, we're girl got kidnapped. Yeah, yeah. I thought you failed. Yeah, they need to someone bad, do you know Would like who do you call the cops and then they get they leave and then what happens? They try to try and then I got to stay there then now you're implicated. This is what I'm saying. This is the beginning of a movie

“Now you're in the cops don't show up. So you keep following them and then you have to pretend like you're a part of their crew”

No, because I have a white bus too Right, there's another white bus. It just so happens. Yeah, I have a white bus. Okay. I got it You're at your tour guide and you're giving a Chinese tour. Why are Chinese tour? That's who takes those no You'd be like a Hollywood tour. Yes, yeah, and they're all kidnapped the girl Oh, this is where I'm all gonna freedom and I live

They do I've been on that tour. That's exactly what it sounds. Oh, okay the whole time. Yeah, and they've come with a little flag and they go Okay, we've all seen this tour. All right. So I'm I'm a guy. There's two tour buses. Yeah, identical. I don't know. We're both Chinese guys Well, dude the kidnappers are just guys that kidnapped a girl. Do they have a tour bus? They have the your same bus the same kind of bus Yeah, exactly and you're giving a tour actually the same bus is the one bus. You are just a driver

Right, they can have a girl and take her on your tour bus I call my own right speed, right? It's speed. It's the same. We're just sweet. Oh, there's a bomb on it There's a bomb. Yeah, you have an adult try and a accent in it a hundred percent. Oh, yeah Yeah, police Ellie police are gonna help you. Yeah, I have a bomb on my tour bus. Okay, where are you? I'm going to model on Brando Hall. Oh, you got it. Yeah, I'm going to pat that's in house. Okay. Yeah, and then, you know

There's a kind of back Yeah, and he goes I saw I am below first. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a bomb is a girl with you. What is a girl with is a little girl on the bus? Yes, well, I got to it. I got Amber and Ebony alert Yeah, so both of them almost okay. Yeah, we'll bring them to the police station now. No, but there's a bomb Why is there a bomb in the bus? Please call we can't leave. Okay. How come? Yeah

Yeah, I think he can solve. What about Sandra Book? You want to call her? No, no, no, no, no Okay, yeah, this is not a bolt speed, sit your way Okay, this is a but you think yeah, it's a funny movie. Right, Amber alert

I've never heard of an Ebony alert. You made that up. I really didn't. Yes, you did

No, how come we've never gotten one is it only for black people's phones because you you had the wrong songs Yeah, yeah, exactly. You don't Cricket wireless

It comes with it as a package. By the way, they only an Ebony no alerts only goes to phones that go green. It's only it's It's not I'm as it. It's only You can only get if you have an android Oh

This is it say emergency notification system California design aid is with recovery missing black youth and women. I've only seen Amber. I've never seen Ebony the download down low to it

It's not an app what just do all races then yeah, I don't know what I don't know doing the argument of Fox news. Yeah Korean alert. Oh That's funny. Yeah, he's on Fox. Can I tell you something? Oh my god Kim Chilert so good Kim Chilerts. Oh, yeah, oh? Okay, Kim Chilerts so good the California Ebony alert program on an effect January 1, 2024. Oh, it just started All right, we're brand new. We're brand new by the way. I'm going to Europe

In what eight days. Yeah, I had no idea you you got to get a visa to go to UK now You got to pay 20 bucks just to like apply to go to the as of tourists Yeah, we did it last year for the London those are not our dogs anymore. I thought they were our boys

“Well, it's thrilled you have to do it 100% Australia you do yeah, but yeah, but you're working”

I'm going as a tourist and you still have to get wow I thought that was wild. I was like man

They really don't like us anymore, huh? Yeah, you got to apply right there to the ETA They do the same thing Coming here. I know, but we didn't use to do yeah, but for the world cup how many I mean did it was a difficult For people to come you know you just pay 20 bucks. They tourists pay 20 bucks But I'm treated everyone in I

I don't know you've seen if you've seen some of those games. It looks like everybody got in yeah, yeah, yeah, holy shit It's a Trump thing. I think 2025. Oh, it just started January of last year. So we did it when we went there last year. Oh, yeah, didn't know that Yeah, it's making so much even the park. I mean it's like everything's being charged. It's a fucking crazy

That pisses me off. Yeah, I know we already talked about it. I know the pisses me off

It goes back to my like we've got a cell air You know, but it's like we should we got to get in bottle and sell bad air. Yeah It's bad air. It's just Bobby's farts in a can. Yeah, we'll just get the room here

“It's bottled the room. I think something I'm there something wrong. I feel that's the it's”

Thought throwing me off because I feel like I'm getting sick right now. I hate that you guys don't even smell anything It makes me question your living situation. Yeah, maybe you guys all have broken pipes. Yeah, what is this? It's air from Taylor Swift's Aeros tour. Yeah, it's from one of her concerts. $50. Yeah, no, buy it. No, I've had if you want it But I know you want it. Yeah. Yeah, so there one There is new air one water at the bar that's $12. It's just ice water. We'll get some next shoot

It's just water that comes from their tap and it's it's there. It's just $12 for tap water. Yeah, it's a good new thing It's unbelievable. We got to get it something. What a game that they're playing over there What a game that they get to play huh? Add to what yeah That's wild just a bit. It's genius though. Yeah people are doing it. Who cares? I saw my thumb in print Your DNA. No, you know my thought you know the glue thumbs. I make oh the glue thumbs. I think you're physical thumbs. Yeah, yeah

Oh, you're fingerprints. Oh, yeah, that's it. I wouldn't tell that you're DNA that's it can use that for what murder? Sure, whatever everything. Yeah, okay, but have you interesting Because I'm not in Atlanta wherever the murders are right and they use it

“They gotta go down the list of how you're not there. How are you able to not be here?”

That's pretty impressive. Like I have a truck they contracted. I'm not where they're killing, right? But if you're fingerprints are there. I know but I'm saying I sell glue thumbs. Yeah, but they ping his thought they ping your phone So they'll know you're not there. I'm not there. How could he have been there? It's if now this is for you covering up future murders You're sending out all these to know you have an alibi. Oh All right, good. There's another movie there. Yeah, yeah the Kimchi alert thief

On the go He's just kidnapping at well leaving his thumb prints all over the country. Wow the other day was seven eleven day Did anybody go get a free uh seven eleven slushy? No? No, you know I did Would you get this on one slushy? Blueberry cherry coke cherry coke my favorite. Yeah, cherry coke's the best They don't they don't they don't they don't like given to you. You know that

You go in there. You go out on the free slushy and they're like well fine. Guess what about coke? What's wrong? Prices are rising Coke prices are on the rise. Guess why it has nothing to do with the straight-over moves. What is it? No, don't go good. Let don't go good. Wait wait wait. Okay. Wait. Yes. There's why why is there a little bit of oil in coke? It would make it better. Yeah. Why would why would

Coke rise because of the straight-over moves you think? Because during wartimes you share a coke. I've seen the commercial Did your house just get bomb hit a coke? Yeah, there's a polar bear there too. Yeah, this is really bad. I thought can I tell you? Yeah, what is it aluminum? Oh, the cans. Aluminum did. Oh, that makes perfect sense. I don't even know how I know that Well, you you saw it on a TikTok this morning on the shitter. Yeah, he might know you

structural production limits and growing demand Middle East tensions are causing what is it so what does it say aluminum? One of the world's largest smelters aluminum Bahrain and Alba previously cut output roughly ten

19 percent so we're overpaying for coke. Mm-hmm. Thanks a lot her moves. Thank you her moves. Yeah

Who's the blame there you think? Nobody's a psych. It's a forever war. I feel it's like everything is a forever war though What do you mean? Name a war that actually finished. We didn't finish. Yeah, no Was it no it's still going on brother? No, no, it ended. They won. They did win. Did they win? 100 percent. Yeah. Well, we serend we we stopped We left which that's an American way of being like you didn't beat me. I went home Yeah, it's like well, you were losing. It's like no. Yeah, the word that was the worst

We're still suffering from that in terms of people military still suffering from that. It was the worst. That thing was the worst war. It was the worst war. So bad fuck up But guess what it wasn't even a war

“Confluent. Did you know that? Yeah, what was the last war that you asked for in on bad friends?”

We were talking about yeah, okay. Sorry my bad. Fine. Let's talk about not war. Okay I'm gonna just say one last thing though about war horse. Okay, so I was I rewatched Godzilla minus one Have you seen it or terrible movie. I've only seen plus one I only go positive with God so yeah, and What you realize is that the guy the main

lead in it his character Bale the out of comma cause a oh Right, he we talked about that. He he decided not to go through and then when you think really think about that You're like why would I rule for this guy the shame? Yes, yeah, because he was they were disowned by by the government Yeah, for relatable what?

It's probably relatable to not want a comma cause. I almost bought you a gift yesterday. What is it? I couldn't get the gift because of circumstances, but I found a shop in little Tokyo I went to little Tokyo yesterday and I found a shop that people what huh somebody to be from out of town

We had family in town and they don't want to go there. Yeah, we want a good place to it's awesome. Yeah. Well, first of all you get recognized a lot

Of through the furry masks. Yeah, I did They wear furies all you know have you been a little Tokyo just kids dressed up with furry masks on People anime dressed up. It's actually fucking awesome. This is like It's like comma con constantly in in little Tokyo Yes, it is it's great. So I went around some of the shops

I wanted to take them to Philippe's French dip and then we walked down. Oh, that's a great place And then we went walk down from there and I said my wife was like you know little Tokios right there and the girls wanted to go see it And I was like this is definitely worth it and they were it's mesmerizing good food But there was a figurine that I'm a spot for you, but the circumstances I'll tell you later Okay, but I am an abide for you and it's

It's a one of a kind Godzilla It'd be perfect in this studio and I saw if I immediately was like yeah. Oh, he's gonna love that yeah My girlfriend was like um my bracelet broke. I could look all right by another one. No, I want to fix I could where do you go

“To the jewelry district downtown. We're careful. Yeah, what?”

Yeah But you don't realize that the jewelry district is right now I think you can't say jewelry. It's my favorite thing in the world. Oh, I'll say it again jewelry. There it is jewelry jewelry

It's like English wasn't you will language? No, no, what is it jewelry jewelry jewelry jewelry district jewelry district jewelry district? Yeah, do it fast jewelry district and I really I go I go with it. It's no parking Right and if I were gonna park my car in on any street. It's gonna get taken and it's gonna get ransacked broken into yeah It's like we I said we kind of kind of got our first kind of It's like I'm not going

Yeah, it's what if I raise you out it's literally right next to it your first fight was like 15 months into your relationship It's gone well. Yeah, I mean, we don't really don't fight It wasn't even a fight. I was just like can we just not I can just get to another you know piece of jewelry. This is why my cone doesn't mind driving that piece of shit that he drives Cause they yeah, Maconka Lee the doors open the keys in it running and people are like I'm not taking that

You can't imagine we should get a forensic scientist to come and to find out how many materials have been spilled on his seats Bottily fluids full of your car seats. It's unfucked. I bet you I would win no chance. Oh, yeah 100% go I got stuff. I got stuff that you would like why was that even in the car? His car's a biohazard. Yeah, the state came by in a half anti-fungal cream all over my car right now

“That's what he drives anti-fungal cream. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Honda Honda and”

Because my foot is once and I want The two of them went all over the place his car has your seats are I don't want to sit in it I get afraid to go in there. Well, it was it like that before you bought the car Of course, but I've had it for like seven years, but he but he just ruined it. It's not he you're like me. Yeah, we don't care about it Brother, he's way worse. I love it. It's way worse any. Are you a hoarder?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see it. It's gross. It's gross his places since you've never been to his house. Is it hoardy?

And I don't it doesn't have it doesn't you know why it doesn't smell he is a lot of candles

First women come over. He's very smart with that in sense in sense. I see Carlos Carlos keeps a clean tight clean tidy

Your place is clean. There's no mess at his house. I have a dog. So it's I don't want it to be you also have a Bible I do have the Bible. You have the Quran as well. No, I have the drug Bible. He's referencing from cachello Yeah, throw it away. Yeah. I haven't done anything since good childhood. Oh, he's holding on to it for a rainy day. Hell yeah You look like like an axisist priest Yeah, you could perform an exercise. Yeah, like not they're like street like but if you see the

Axisism right axisist Rome, but my no go through Rome. You know you don't go for the room. You're just the guy that knows Right and you smoke and you're a little dirty. You live in like a tiny place With a neon red Bible on your wall. I do hell man. I was gonna say a neon sign outside of his window and it's closed in his room

Yeah, that's cool and everything's black

Yeah, like like John Doe from seven Yes, yeah, that's exactly it was a hand with a unit in a garage a glass jar I would love to devote my life to like just exercising demons from people

“Yeah, dude. I think you'd be able to do it. We got to exercise somehow to use it. Yeah, yeah, I did fail Latin”

No, you would suck the demons in you That's your thing. Oh, I think you have a great capacity for demons I think you do. I think that you could just Go to the vessels. Yeah, yeah, his reserve tank is big for demons. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, you're like the thing that captures ghost and ghostbusters

But they don't have to ever clean it out. Yeah, I don't like getting rid of like addictions or bad things

I just manage them So bad. Yeah, you manage them brother. You can manage demons. Oh, yeah, I mean I currently do stop stop Yeah, I know you're speaking Latin to them. Yeah, it's Amber All dry you know what man those pouches get addictive well there look you you put in and you put in your mouth You put in your mouth you keep doing it all that you don't realize how many you put in there and then you're buzzing off the nicotine and

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take Latin my dad made me take Latin in 2001 why because it was offered it my school and then I wish you would study that no you're whole life usable language is a romantic sex sand script instead

“shit's new can't fucking use a latin no it was terrible 9/11 happened during it that's why”

you were summoning some old yeah it's crazy like regret greary and chance or whatever I said the wrong thing in some Middle Eastern there's all of a sudden show up on a plane we must kill the end of that because of you they crash it was a curse you look like a conspiracy theorist to me Bob that's projecting right like you know things you do right now a lot yeah give me make make make believe a conspiracy theory give us any of them yeah no something that you've completely made up but

let me just see Lindsey Graham didn't dive natural causes what happened there was a bathhouse rave party late at night in keve you know what's so funny you know that he knows this is Russian yeah he was Russians and there's like really good looking hockey player guy what's like he did right over me yeah yeah yeah they were filming it was one of the actors but to get Lindsey's

“attention he whispered things about Disney movies wow a lot of Disney worlds yeah yeah he knows”

about Latin yeah but we all know about a Latin so he did some deep diving a Latin was one of the 9/11 pilots i can show you the world trade centers wow wow that you did the theme music for the

for the smoother we're gonna make that's amazing we just cracked the code we just cracked the code

i can show you the world trade centers centers shining shim let's go to the lyrics let's find out if there's 9/11 okay no there might be they're okay i can show you the 9/11 i can this humbling oh no do we just find out this was i can show you the world trade centers shining shimmering splendid they were yeah you tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide i can open your eyes to the fire take you wonder by wonder one by one

one there wonder two wonder the two wonders of the world over sideways and under which is the third building and what happens when that happens a whole new world and new fantastic point of view one of you because there's nothing the bill yeah yeah no no no no it was right or say we're only dreaming a whole new well dazzling place and everything well we figured it out yeah we cracked your code Aladdin undescribable feeling yeah it's got to be i imagine yeah every turn of surprise

he at sure was it sure was that's crazy well we cracked the code and i'm a little upset that we cracked it that easy and not every conspiracy theorist by the way online i'm so sorry is sunk flat earth human conspiracy theorist one of my favorite games donkey con unbelievable and that old man in the chair cranky con yeah donkey con was probably one of the beyond super maria brothers it was one of the games that i wanted to conquer the most i wanted to beat

all the levels of donkey con new one is so good from last year what is it on what system switch

“to so you memorize when to jump and timing a hundred percent that's what it is donkey con i was obsessed”

yeah but and uh you it's you can rip apart the levels you like oh you you can you just destroy

everything yeah it's kind of tight yeah i never i know it's never good a pack man

pack it it's a panic it it's anxiety yeah it's like you're like suddenly it's stuck in the corner uh yeah yeah what does it say on my son on our son bath rains half by friends oh but friends hey but friends hey how do you think i'm from my friends i said i get that i get that a lot yeah we're bobby yeah i don't fucking know what did that guy do to that the at the shoot he goes my friend loves you that's like

one of the funniest in so it's like such a funny guy hey but my buddy love can i get a photo my buddy loves you i'm like okay yeah i hate it and they're like i don't care about you at all but my body loves you on the yeah you sometimes you're at a place and they go um let me send a photo to my buddy because he loves you yeah but this like well then just take a send a photo of me then

i yeah you think they're being true you think they're being why would they not just say it's

“them you go yeah i'm getting a lot of like dinner interrupt interruptions too”

maybe it's a sign of getting more famous i got the fuck i haven't reached any like you're not at a peak yet so you're getting recognized i mean that is what it is yeah obviously you're getting recognized more i'm not it's like i don't even go what what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean fine you're not famous whatever who cares it's relative everything's relative yeah it's like the fuck are you talking what are you talking about you just said i'm getting a lot of dinner

interruptions like you're like you're fucking frank sanatra no i'm not getting a lot of dinner interruptions yeah i can't just get out i'm smoking he would have brought out at night i did it my way you know i i get like i did it oh yeah it is so like i'm i wouldn't have my no i i'll get this hey man my friend daryl me you know i mean to take a photo with you is it right i know you're i'm interrupting dinner and i'm like all right and i'll do it you won't do

it if i'm at dinner with you no anybody if i'm at dinner with my wife i would say

“please don't interrupt dinner with my family if you're on a date with your girlfriend i think it”

would be cool to not interrupt the date with your girlfriend but if it's with like people and friends yeah i don't give a shit but it's like you're with their significant other it's kind of like i'd like them just a man with my wife but if i'm with you and i yeah we'll take fucking for well i don't give a shit no i do it every time yeah i do it but it's hard for your girlfriend then because then they have to stand there and then it just feels weird but if it's just friends i don't

do you take a picture no i i think she she likes the fact that i'm so generous with my thing no i think it's just interrupts an intimate moment that you might be having i do have a little smirk when i do it maybe it's a little cocky thing yeah it's yours yeah it's you it's really

can i take a photo of them like excuse me i did it my wife i always stand i do i do it my way i

always stand do a foo Changson outrover yeah you really are i'm Changson i'm Changson outrover yeah yeah but yeah i do i do maybe i do ham it up what uh yeah you go to dance and it's yeah you go to the spots where it's gonna happen too i do if you go to the door yeah this is one of telling

“a restaurant i think it's like any thanks for taking care of me yeah oh Changson outrover here”

there's this one restaurant where you make reservations it's over like way on the west call not like on the west side west side i mean west coast it is the west coast it is west coast and there is there'd known to have paparazzi there i think if that is it i look on there yeah yeah that's right paparazzi yeah it's like yeah it's like what the ivy used to be

or whatever it's like where they where they you know they're gonna be it's i i never gotten like

snap snap snap snap snap right and ended up in TMZ or whatever right but in this particular situation i was all in a day there's a way before the girlfriend i have now and she's like yeah i can't live this lifestyle i could just never happen that happened though yeah i left so hard did one time we were walking that was it oh wow yeah look how fat i was is that the restaurant yeah it looks like you ate the whole fucking place i tried everything yeah do i look terrible

what does it say it says bobby bobby whole menu lee steps out for dinner with me okay on a rainy night now that was it what year was that two years ago you're fucking wet and fat that's tough dude i was so fat back then look at a good look and you look now it feels skinny look at us now you and i now like wow look at our sexy sexy boy yeah dude one time i was leaving no blue malevo and they were taking pictures like a celebrity and it was like i don't know who's

coming out i couldn't see yeah it was like six and i was like what the fuck what's going on over there six and the guy turned a photographer i can see like turns looks at me goes hey what's up and i was like hello and it's been right back to taking pictures of whoever oh it was humiliated no it's fine it was just like i'm not whoever it is is famous i was like yeah the camera guy was like excuse i i was like oh hey man whoever somebody real photo that could make them money yeah

but you can be actually you can like talk to them and be like in negotiate into what into like don't like i'll get off a plane at the aliax and some guy with a camera will come

now how do you think of a new controversy that i have the TMZ is that yeah and i always go

hey man hey dude come on i know we know each other for a long time because you're like i'm so tired you think i get about i get it and then i'll that just won't you know there's a way to negotiate and it's funny they try to catch people off guard air contra handles is the best he's always just like mean or weird to them he's always weird and it works every time it works like what let me let me show chopper but do a clip of him it's amazing like air contra TMZ he's like

he just bullies them back unless he's now he's being nice because he's promoting a movie that's what it looks like it would yeah of course now there's one there was one of them getting

here what do you think about this a controversial thing he's like do you like jolato or ice cream

more to the camera man that's so good yeah just bounce it back to yeah yeah then it's like a moot point that's it that's just them leaving that's good good clip dead what the fuck it's air under just walking to a car you roll up what are you getting angry for what are you getting angry for sorry I shouldn't have been doing mr. Andre oh you know what you think about this not say anything I do like this a Carlos yeah loose if someone's building up let it rip

yeah I did it immediately yeah no but I mean what else is going on that I feel like something's drumming up a little bit no I'm pretty over with you answer no I know you are but is anything

“rumble bumble and right now between us I think we're good yeah yeah yeah you got me an ice”

coffee yeah oh you're money for that yeah you do yeah okay that might be it he wants it he is that the money I'll get you that I'm not rumbling about money that's easy fine what to anchor about then you know what it was I snapped at you because you were insinuating that I was bad at my

job when I was when I'm in mistake I did hear that when I heard just now second to go yeah it can

make you insecure when your boss like makes funny you in front of your fucking co-workers I know but we asked for a video of Eric Andre responding with you know pretty hard to find a video of Eric Andre and the paparazzi considering he's not even remotely close to like Timothy Shamalay like okay more famous friends okay so can I ask you this then okay ask me anything all right I shouldn't I shouldn't have said anything no you know what I shouldn't

“said you or you should have found good footage it would have taken me more than five seconds”

considering we cut it the fuck out of this thing you know I mean we can give it no no there's

Australia is gonna be so fun if I had taken more than 10 seconds you would have been like where's

he's another thing that jewels does that drives me crazy about my animals what is so Esther prevents me yeah for the other day oh I wanted to bring this up the other day I woke up Saturday morning to hearing children play in my backyard I know what a terrible it's like birds is a worse I may as bad but it was children playing in my backpack I feel like joy was going on and there's pure joy going on yeah I walk in and there's

three babies in my backyard in the my pool Esther's kids two of Esther's kids and colitis kid okay everybody you know has a key to his house yeah everyone literally everyone come in there the the the fucking the keymaker was like I can't keep copying this key yeah there's 30 of them out and I was so I was I got in my swim fronks you mean my girlfriend came out and right I'm swimming you know mean there's a swimming teacher there too I have the fucking hired a full like you're like a full

I'm swimming what do you own the YMCA yeah he's going on at your house and I sat there and out loud I said there's just too much joy here yeah it's it's it's it's it's it was pleasant right but if it's if I had the responsibility of the kids I don't think I would be as joyful because there's a lot of hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey you would just let him do whatever the fuck they were yeah eat the butt dog poop yeah like the kids pick up stuff

let him do it yeah and it's like but you know the responsibility to do that I just it would be stressful it's heavy it's heavy but sometimes if you let the kitty the dog poop then they turn out like McCone they figured out yeah they figured out yeah you know sometimes they figured out yeah I bet you fancy's childhood was very very like don't don't don't don't don't don't it was

“look at him wasn't it you got yelled at a lot yeah McCone was well maybe if you want to”

eat the dog poop and explore that's okay if it's going to if it's going to open up your mind that's good yeah it was baby like that you know that yeah you see his parents and that's what he treated him like a poor bitch like a soft poor bitch okay dude that's all right why do you kill him okay I love I love you man here's but what here's one thing that I missed though in life is um Esther's kid went to Dave you know Dave King yeah her dad his husband is dad yeah and the kid got

daddy whole you mean right and he's all you Chinese little baby no no no no it's a baby daddy hold me that's better that thing that was a white baby yeah you betcha that's a white that's a yeah yeah yeah and then he grabbed the baby and you know he's teaching the baby to swim and I'm like cute this is so cute I think maybe I'm missing out in a hole yeah no world you are but you don't weigh last money yeah you and I you and I didn't have kids

and that is the thing that we miss yeah but it's a I just I just feel like it'll it's too much

matter I think you would learn it I think you'd be so much fun it would you would just be a different

guy you'd be a different bob daddy there's a there's a ghost in my room and you're like oh

“I don't don't bring it in my room yeah yeah and then you got to check underneath the bed I think”

that's fun that's cute and then you make up a game yeah you killed the ghost you took care of it oh yeah I got to ghost out I went and got him yeah it's a boogie man and then I'd have my wife you know me go check and then I'm the boogie man I dressed up in the thing yeah see yeah so they can get become stronger isn't that fun that's fun see that's good like did your wife ever come in there and say hey I need you for something in your middle of cutting sometimes but not

what would you ask for help of any kind yeah like what hey we have a child I need help with literally anything yeah like what I get the baby to sleep why can't you do that exactly that's what I say yeah yeah yeah you do that that's that Latin lover she might love yeah yeah I would do like you know me you got to drop you know me Timmy off of baseball practice at seven the morning you're not doing that I am doing that you would hire someone to do

no I would do it but then I would be like about you're picking them up you because I'm going to sleep when I get back home you wouldn't do that you just pay someone to do it pay who there's drivers what do you get Carlos I'm not saying you're fucking kids I'll give you money I don't need money that bad that is so funny you just shut it down I get you're so rude I don't want you're being so rude right now it's pick up my kid Timmy that's insane fuck Timmy yeah whoa what about you McCone I

think about yeah in his little bacteria car no no I get you new car yeah you'd have to I would have died yeah yeah yeah yeah it'll make him stronger it's smell like this Timmy will trap underneath like a box of old merch and it's Chick-fil-A bag yeah how did the kid die under bad friends hoodies and then if you watch the baseball game your Timmy is a baseball game

“yeah go to a t-ball game you got a cheer you have to cheer but you're not really cheering”

oh you went they look at you oh yeah I want to get he's watching what if we're being honest yeah we did that is a little thing we we still could you we could adopt you and I could adopt a kid you know just how do we adopt a kid and we time share it like it's a condo no you have it how much it is can you adopt I'm googling it already with my quick skills okay god he's on one today what's gone out of you one forty to seventy thousand dollars to adopt dollars forty that's how much it costs to get a kid

foster care is the most affordable route often zero to two thousand dollars or private domestic infant and international adoption typically run forty to seventy thousand dollars no that's how much is to get the kid transfer to your house unless you adopt from a foster care which is zero to two thousand oh that would do that foster care yeah yeah yeah yeah but those are rampant with scams usually yeah but if I go to a legitimate what are you talking you might get what if you get like a

“thirty year old you get Brad like that movie in posture you see that movie yeah that documentary”

that girl was incredible oh another one just came out about a girl that kept going back to high school

did you see that never been kissed no no it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it was a news article

it's not a movie yet a girl kept going back to high school in lying in different cities and stuff like that it's used like twenty six years old and a senior in high school imposter was a bit worse you know that document I know I know I'm just saying but this this is a real story that just happened as well yes okay people still trying to pull this shit off as white it's wild what is it a girl keeps she kept going back they just kept fighting what does she looks like well I want to see what she

looks like okay class been twenty eight year old woman who's rested for enrolling in a bronx high school uposing a sixteen year old student twenty eight years of pretended to be sixteen and she did it multiple times in different different districts that's her I would buy it same sixteen that girl's not sixteen years old yeah that's crazy twenty eight years old here's the saddest part what she didn't do it for any like nefarious reasons she's just like sad and lonely and miss

her childhood that's so fucked up and dark it's not like why would you want to go to the worst place imaginable high school was the darkest you really believe and she wants so was I I want to go back no she wants like to she wants to make up for the years that didn't work for her probably it's sad yeah by the way that's another movie what bob bobbie goes back to high school to make up all the times you were bullied and everything now you're the cool king now the guy becomes a famous

podcaster and comedian goes back to high school and is the king again like twenty two and a half

jumps straight back to school was incredible that was so he could get a do that joker again

twenty two and a half jumps really they actually they did twenty one and a half yeah they did it they did it back to school is like it's a call he goes back to college right yeah okay son oh but with a son yeah they put a hot tub in his dorm room yeah that's a funny danger for the man he's the man oh that's right right I forget he's like the cool art guy

ramus told a story about caddy shack on day one that the dp set up a shot and he had got to set

“and they were like all right let's go and ramus was like let's uh i think we should be shooting this way”

and the dp was like what yeah he's like what about over there he's like because everything is

right there and he turned and he was like yeah we'll get you that that way too that's totally fine

“yeah like he they were so fucked up and out of it they were just every day they partied all day”

every day and then they had storms and Florida while they were filming so they would just coop up in a hotel and just do drugs all day all night and they're like we got a film and day or two

“that's crazy and also they would get real money yeah dude it half of the risk to spend on cocaine drugs”

that's awesome let's clean missiles it let's make that kind of movie yeah dad i'll relapse we would naturally just i'm gonna relapse to do a movie the drug movie no you're not yeah let's do it fine yeah let's remake jaws with cocaine yeah that's a big fish and i'm just chewing on

shrimp coconut shrimp just grinding into my teeth the boat never leaves the port

we just do blow on the boat for like five days straight never leave you like he's killed a thousand tourists yeah and hence as a beginning of the movie yeah the emperor alert the kimchi alert begins the kimchi alert yeah all right thank you for being a bad friend you