This is a public service announcement issued at the request of the Regional H...
Beginning tonight, if you experience a dream involving a staircase descending beneath the foundation of your home,
“you are advised not to discuss with family members before noon the following day.”
Reports indicate that individuals who compare details immediately after waking begin recalling identical features that were absent from the original recollections.
These additions become increasingly and alarmally consistent with each retelling.
Authorities stress that following intensive investigations, no physical location matching the staircase has been identified.
“Should you awaken with dirt beneath your fingernails immediately wash your hands without examining the materials?”
If another member of your household remarks that they dreamed of following you downstairs and the conversation as quickly as possible, walking away if needed. The public is reminded that dreams are not contagious, they are only dreams. This advisory will remain in effect until further notice.
