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“Okay, so that's why I'm feeling. Do you, speaking of first ski, did you see that man that got”

arrested? Because he's claimed that the dolphins kidnapped him and took him down to a part of the ocean and he was somehow able to breathe and told him that he needed to design like a city essentially for them. And this guy was like, he graduated from like MIT, like he is an engineer and I can absolutely, you know, so they found him on the beach. He's hovered over these blue prints, designing this like city for these dolphins. And they took him to the hospital. There's no trace of alcohol or drugs in

a system. They looked at his lungs and it looked like he had, you know, been, I don't know how they're able to tell that the one was underwater for a length of time, but it kind of tracks. Kate Winsley is shaking. She holds the all-time record that we know of for holding breath from her avatar days. And apparently it's illegal for you to communicate with dolphins.

Okay, so here's the thing. First of all, maybe he's onto something, but maybe this is over exposure

to the absolute 90s classic flipper, which we don't talk nearly enough about. Welcome to Disrespectfully with Katie Maloney and Dana Kathan. Unapologetically, we're here to do what we want to do. Spilling the tea. Babe, you're going to see the power of women. Like Disrespectfully. In my head, I was like, this sounds like a dream I would have. Yeah, I mean, but it, but also, Kit was he arrested or grippy sock vacation because

“can you be arrested for? He was taken into custody and I think evaluated because like who knows?”

I mean, I think when they found like he was sunburned, he disappeared. He said Friday night and they found him Sunday morning. Oh, terrible. Okay. I was going to say terribly sunburned. I would imagine needs to put some SPF on, but also I saw stuff too. I don't know. I'm seeing a lot of mermaid stuff lately. Like what? We believe in mermaid's here. Yeah, that they're supposedly this really wealthy Mexican actor who has paid to have dolphins captured and brought through

to him. Yeah, see, I don't love that. We don't want that to be happening. Supposedly, there's a place where people kind of can honestly submit some secrets and some things that they've done and these people are saying that they've essentially been paid a lot of money by billionaires to hunt certain things down and they're usually of the supernatural form. And they talk about in great detail, especially when it comes to talking about the mermaids and how absolutely terrifying.

Well, we are siren stands, not just sleeping with sirens. What's up, Nick Disney? We know you're listening, but I'm more so that they're mean freaky. So I would like to think maybe that's a scary movie. I thought right there, you know, people will go and kidnap what they think is just some mermaid and then she kills everyone, which would be fine. No, I'm holding for that ending. The lore of the mermaids is that they are really mean evil mean little witches, which I think good

“for them. Yeah, I put women in male fields. Here's the thing, are you talking about the secrets on”

the street or whatever, like people just go right stuff down and then someone reads them? Not necessarily, I don't know where they're pulling this information from it, but people are real fast and loose with the things that they share. I personally love it. I love one of the former CIA people share stuff. I'm like, how are you able to do this and not die? Hey, if we have any former CIA agents that listen to this or you know someone who's former CIA. If your problems are,

yeah, you're more than welcome to come on, but you have to be able to talk about it and you

I don't listen to this man's podcast, but I do like, blah, blah, blah. So I only listen to

Bob, who's are. I won't say anything, but it's an easy Google search. It is so fascinating. And the stuff that he shared, I was like, damn, how I mean, is it just because over time it becomes declassified? How are you? Because when the government, no, I think Area 51 is very much still classified. Okay. So very much. So how are we chit chatting about it? I'd be a terrible CEO. I think I think people become, you know, when they're no longer working for these agencies and they've

maybe experienced things that they don't agree with, there's a little bit of a dog whistle happening, a little bit. You know, I think they want to expose things. They think people should know these things. And I don't disagree with that. I think we should know everything. Well, there's a TikTok sound that's like, every time you think the government wouldn't, yes, they would. Some derivative of that. So more people need to be on board with that. Yeah, I'm going to, I've just been going

down one conspiracy rabbit hole after the next. And we're also kind of living in one right now. And I don't know, people might have a problem with what I'm about to say, but California, I do

not think, I really do not think, first of all, I don't think they have drone capability that

could reach all the way from my run to California. What are they going to fly over the US? They've made it very specifically clear that the American citizens are not their target. They've been specific about what their target is. And it's not us. So I think, I don't know, these false flags of like trying to get people who's warmed up to the idea that there's going to be attacks. So

“when there is no one's questioning the origin, that's what I'll say. Well, I don't even think it's”

is it that far fetch? I need some people to pull up a map of the world, taking a consideration, the reason that Pearl Harbor and 9/11 stand out so much in US history is it was unprecedented. We have the largest military force in, we look at the budget that our military has. You think that other countries can just, they would there be no interference if someone did

throw a drone, not to mention Iran doesn't have, in terms of the Middle East, doesn't have the most,

we know who does have the biggest military force. We do have the biggest budget. We do, well, and the other one is what I'm referring to. There's a war right now happening that we had no business getting involved in, the lack of coverage. Again, in terms of, I don't even think it's a conspiracy theory, as I have been scrolling TikTok, everything is from February. So in terms of the acquisition that happened with TikTok and that we knew things of getting scrubbed, I don't think we're seeing nearly,

we wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. If we were making headway, but oh, look at this, another war in the Middle East, we didn't belong in looking for oil. I think that they're setting up if something does happen here to say, blame it on the Middle East. I just don't think it's a thing. This administration hates California. You think they're going to give us a heads up? No, they would want us to be caught off guard. If this was true, if they truly did, but again,

there's no, none of these reports can be corroborated. Coming from like, they're just, again, supposedly, and they're reporting the news. And then it's like sending like alarms off all over the

“country, like my mom is like, do you need to come to Vegas, stock up on water? I'm like, we good over here.”

Like, I don't know one, I did not see one person that actually physically was in California, having any kind of panic over it. I know Courtney, plus your soul. She only listens when she can catch up with all her children, but she sent it to me. I was like, I'm worried about you, and I was like, well, number one, perhaps something's going to happen, but I can't live in that there's already too much happening right now. So, if we do go Kapooi, um, I, that is what it is. There's nothing,

there's nothing we can do. That's exactly. Well, the people that are like, then going like, this is how you survive a nuclear blast. I know, thank you. I'm not trying to survive anything like that. I'm watching Paradise right now. No, thanks. You guys, if there is a nuclear blast, I hope it is on top of dropped completely on starting my home. Yeah, squish me like a bug. I don't even want to know what happened. I don't want to see the plume. I don't want to run. I don't want to shout. I just want to

bright light. That's it. Bright light date, city. I saw something less like that was kind of creepy, but kind of cool. How does this make you feel about death? A gal was saying that babies being born to them. It feels like death, right? Because you're in this warm cushy thing. It's where existence happens. All this sudden, there's a bright light. There's a stressful situation, but then you come out into what I imagine she meant is this loving nurturing environment. I would

describe as a hellscape. But I thought that was a cool way to think about it. I think that is interesting.

“And I don't disagree with that. That's why babies are crying, right? And then they touched their”

mom. Yeah. And then they feel better. But I just, I, I did think there was something poetic. But yeah, if you are going to drop a nuke, make sure it's right on top of my skull. Exactly. Squish me like I go, if aliens want to come down, land your ship on top of me. Uh-huh. I'll drop you a pin. I'll share my location with you. Go ahead. I don't know. Space is scary. I don't want to go with you. But I also don't want to deal with your invasion. I've seen signs. It's a great film. I just think that in general,

dead because of what I'm capable of. And that's still maybe true. What I'm not capable of is going

without three squares a day plus snacks in between and plumbing. Yeah. Yeah. Could I shake one in the skull? Sure. Could I live without my sleep machine? No. No. I like as to quote Parker Posey, I'm not meant to live in a comfortable life at this stage. At my age, I don't think I was meant to live in a comfortable lap. No. There's no AMC. I'm a stop's member. I got to go the movie theater. I got to go to Cosserville. Where am I going to get more? If I can have it, like, what kind of

“life is that? You're on your on fucking edge the whole time. You got to have your head on a swivel.”

You have to use a gun. I don't ever want to have to lose, use a gun. My nervous system already feels like I'm being chased by a bear when I get a call from an unknown number. You think I'm

going to do well? You think I'm going to sleep in that environment? I'm going to open on my email. I'm

like, like, my whole body is clenched. You are a step's number. And now you can get full up to four movies a week as an a-lister. You think I'm going without that privilege? No. In the recliners, I won't even see a movie at AMC if it's in their normal theaters. We exclusively see movies in the theaters that have the recliners. I'll find another theater. I'll end convenience myself just to find out because I want to be laid out. Watching it. We aren't even built to watch movies

in theaters without our feet up. You think that I am running from a gaggle of the undead? No. No. Oh, and the eating what? Roadkill? Oh my god. Imagine me without my medication. Also, I'm like, no, I'm not absolutely not sustainable. Yeah. I'm I'm upset and deeply in control when I have to spend a night in a hotel bed. That's not my own bed. Let's talk about all the things

“that make us uncomfortable because I think you and I have a real affinity for that. I'm just noticing”

we, is it wrong that we, am I wrong? No. That it wants to be comfortable? Because I've created my life with certain luxuries to make it more comfortable to make it feel that way that when I have to go without it is very upsetting. When I again, when the bed is not to my liking, it is upsetting to me. I've slept on floors at parties that are sticky with like gum and as a teenager with no pillow or blanket, drunk a shit. No water next to me. The only waterable next to me was a crinkly

Kirkland sig that had warm vodka in it. You think that that was a choice? Like, I just know it's the faucet. It's just somebody's like faucet that had like calcium goes up all over it. And it gets what it tastes like. Tuck ever lasting. It's a gorgeous gourmet penny for them. So yeah, I just, I'm not doing that and that's fine. And there's other parking. I'm not going. Like, I'm just like, I would, I just want to sit at home. I feel like I am being chased by a

wild animal if I can't look up on Google the parking situation and know it. And I have to always

in a really cool way. I've talked about this before. Ask someone for a meeting somewhere. I'm like, hey, have you ever parked there? Like, what's going on? I need an hour. Anytime someone's I'm like, what's the parking situation? And sometimes I get there and the parking situation's bad. I just keep on climbing. I just go home. How many times have we gone somewhere together? Like, my room. We were going to the corn concert at that fuck ass stadium with the emo stadium. And

we could, we drove around forever. And we were both just ready to piece out. We almost let I'm glad we stayed for that in particular. Of course. But I'm not, this is not okay for me. Once I went, my bag was just a centimeter too big at the forum. I went home. I spent an hour in traffic getting there. And I said, I absolutely not. I'm not checking my bag. And I went home. Sometimes I accidentally drop my keys. And I'm trying to enter my home at the end of a

long day. And I start we being here. I'm done with it. So, and also, it's just like, I, where am I going to do in, in everything shower in the bush? I can't. It's not, I'm not, I need my products. I need my things. And maybe this sounds, you know, makes me sound upty. I don't think I'm upty per se. But I'm just not built the way I was in my teens to early 20s. So back then, yeah, maybe I'd be more of a fighter. But when people like prepers, I think it's cool to have a

hobby. I don't think it's cool to eat canned peaches from the 70s. Absolutely not. But my mom would get an addition to what she texted, she goes, remember your body can survive without food, not without water. I was like, okay, preper. I was like, she's not wrong. She probably, oh, I have in my, my fridge is like some pacificos, some lacroys, celcius, a few weed drinks. I decide to fill. Okay. I wouldn't know. I will decide what I'm going to stock up on as a

“preper just because you need to be able to borrow. You have to have either it's artillery,”

or like batteries or something like that because I'm watching paradise. So I know what they're looking

Yeah. Like weed. I don't, I think like that would become such a luxury. The way, like, even on

“paradise, like coffee is a luxury. So like think about, if I, if I have a ton of like mushroom gummies”

and like weed and stuff like that, I'm going to be rich. Well, also, I just, my game plan would be to do all my drugs and then fucking just let nature take its course. Do you think there's celcius on the other side of this after the plume? There's no celcius after the plume? What am I going to do when I get up in the morning? I mean, that would take me out as I just went sleep for six straight days and then that would be that on that. But in terms of circle back to Terry,

love you, lady. You know that I do, but there's a difference between technicalities technically you can live without food or drink. Terry, have you ever been with me

when it's an hour passed when I need to eat? Yeah, my mom literally, she likes to tell everyone

that around me. Gating is angry. I will not, I'm not lasting what we were just saying. Like, if we had to go on survivor, the minute we got, the minute I got a little tummy grumble, I would be like, tap me out. Yeah, we were saying, maybe we do a beach lay. Depends on the the UV rays at that time. And I have a sick pan. I have a little, and also, I don't even think they give you sunscreen for that shit. So I'd be mad. I'd be under a palm tree. You've actually

with those people like some kind of botanists that knows what type of like tree sap protects you through the sun. Yeah, I'm like, I must have missed that week of college. I'm not, I would go immediately like hunger games and eat the bad berries. Have you seen Centaube? I haven't yet. So she was like, it's like, relationships with Adam's character is like obsessed with survival, and stuff, and she watches that show survivor. So like, in the beginning of the movie, it's like

it's like, it's a lot of foreshadowing. She has like books on survival and this and that and whatever. So when they, they're playing crashes in the middle of the ocean, she's able to do all of that. It knows how to build shelter. It knows how to start fires like all of that. I'm like, no, I don't, but I don't know. Like, what am I surviving for? What's on the other side of this? Other doomsday people. I've seen those people. I don't think we would get along. I just don't

“feel like we have things in common. That's what it comes down to is compatibility in those scenarios.”

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I don't want to grow a beard and spear a fish. No. What are my other options? Not that. I'll eat my own hand before I did that. Uh-huh. What are we talking about? I don't know. We're talking about the end of the world, because it feels a pressure. It's the end of the world as we know it. That guy's a liar. I feel fine. I don't. These days, I'm all about quality over quantity, especially in my closet. If it's not made well and versatile, it's just not worth it to me. That's honestly why I love quince. The fabrics

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“of MGK's show. I think he's in Europe for UK or somewhere. Any invites fans on stage to come,”

I don't know, bounce around and do weird things. But there's just like gaping a hole in the middle of the stage that one of the girls fell into. I mean, I think her face caught her on the corner, like it looked painful, and they were able to pull her up and just like immediately, like, you tell he feels awful, but like, what a fucking liability. He's giving her his hat and hugs and everything. That, like, doing the whole, please don't sue me. Dance, you know? Nick Disney gave us some insight on

this as a professional musician. He's like, first of all, you have a custom stage with those holes in it. Those people are not used to being that environment. There's lights, because I was like, how did she not see it? But also, I say, this is someone that has constantly eight inch shin bruises. So I usually lay out of your home and you're still catching a piece every, you know, you're exactly you're so right. I'm like, where did this bed come from? It's been here for five years. So I understand

I guess how she could have been hurt so much worse, but also Nick brought up the point that he doubts that waivers were signed. So why would my thing about it is where is his team that should be protecting him when he's out there doing his job, making sure all those ducks are in a row, or making sure that we aren't making poor decisions like that? They're obviously pretending behind him on their knees, looking his butt hole. That's where they are. They're aciding. But

first and foremost, we don't want anyone to get hurt. But then second to that, you don't, I mean, also, if you were someone who was put in that situation, you'd love the artist, you fall through a whole, are you suing? No. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you know, you're gonna do like a thinly veiled threat. Like, oh, I'm been told I should probably speak to like legal or something like that. I don't really want to because I'm such a fan like, you know, maybe like, I just can't like

I don't know, I'd probably be like, is that called blackmailing? Is that conversion coercion? I don't

“know. I mean, it could be interpreted. I think it maybe has to be a formal letter, but I wouldn't say”

that it's necessarily wrong. And then if they, I'm like, my neck hurts. I don't think that I would necessarily sue, but maybe I would suggest a settlement. Yeah. Very, very wealthy. Let's not drag this out. We don't want to make it a public spectacle. We don't need to make it a huge, bigly number. We can make it something that's reasonable and concert tickets for life. Period. And yeah, maybe I want to, maybe it may be a car. Maybe a car. Yeah. Some photos. Yeah.

Clap on an Instagram. Yeah. I don't think you're being unreasonable. I think that it could have, in so many ways could have ended worse. But I like personally when musicians because we've seen the other side of this, take that seriously and are paying attention to their audience and are designing their, not just their stage, but the setup of where the crowd is, crowd control, looking out for crowd surges because when we're not doing that, obviously we're all going there,

these were fans of the music, we're fans of the people. We want to all have a fun, safe time. So when we're not thinking ahead about that, like, you really have a little bit of spoiler on he talked about that because he, you know, had an, unfortunately, experience at a festival where there was a casualty. Go back and listen to that episode by the way, hi, Wes. It's a great episode, but he and he's talked to us about that offline too. I mean, that changed him forever. So I think

that it's just a recipe for disaster when you're the professionals. You're the ones that it's your responsibility to be keeping your fans safe and that just was not happening. Yeah, and the thing is you should anticipate the worst. So to say, like, oh my God, we didn't think, you know, well, you should have, I mean, it's kind of set up for a disaster. And I don't know that he's, you know, has a track record for making the best decisions, you know, allegedly cheating on

Megan Fox, and also we don't want to make anything that's like, she's the hottest one in a

“life. Don't cheat on her. But I think there's some merit there. But also, are you guys soulmates?”

You guys made a whole fucking spectacle. You involved us. We didn't really want to be for that. We didn't want to know about your blood ceremony and all the surfaces of that one of her. She rented the warms underneath that that will literally drop blood. If you try to get her to take it off, love this pain, it isn't. Has she taken that off? Well, it probably hurts. So I don't know. But I mean, I did see her throwing us and some spread. She looked really good. She does look good. I mean,

there's one thing about me in Fox. She always looks good. Always going to look good. I am a little

mad at her though. Why? Because she was doing some interview a while ago and she did get a new plastic surgery. Oh, I understand wanting to get keep it. But I'm like, some people are saying, because this was a while back that, but now like upper and lower bluffs have become more mainstream and more people, it's got more attention. So people, I think that's just what it was. Okay. Like they were doing, I don't know. I hate, I hate watching those videos over like, where maybe surgeons or

people are like weighing in on what they think someone had, I don't know. Unless you're the her doctor, like, that's helpful. But it's amazing. Can I tell you one more thing that I'm afraid of before re-dumping at some daddy list? Yeah. Upper and lower bluffs. So here's the thing. I, we know that I am a huge fan of plastic surgery. I've been thinking that for a while. I used to think it was more an upper that I needed and now I think it's more of a lower for my lack of sleep. And what would

I have Botox that I feel okay about it, but it does just look, I just look so tired because I am. But I've been seeing a lot of either just upper or upper and lower bluffs on people that are completely changing their faces. And especially on men, it's, it's, because I think it takes away some of the masculine features, but on women too, where you look beautiful, but I don't recognize your face as, you know, different actors that have been in the zeitgeist for a couple decades.

“It's bumming me. It's making me really, I don't know that I want to do it now. I think you have to be”

very, very particular about who you go to, but they have so much money. Why do they look like that? I don't know. I mean, trust me, look at Marlaga faces. They're, they're, they're filthy rich, and they still manage to come out looking like the sun, the sun. You go from, you know, you asked for the Christianer special, and you get the lower, lower loom or surprise. So I don't know. I just have, in the plastic surgery that I've had, and that I want,

eventually, I still want to look like me, just a better version. And I think so, I think I've seen

some incredible black work. So, yeah, I think it's, it's just, it's just various, and also,

like, is it the right procedure for you? Right. You need someone to be very honest with you, and the thing is, I think they're not going to tell people no. Yeah, I think, I mean, we've talked that I, Dr. Dugar, when we had him on, but also I've talked to them, because I've talked to him about he is one of the only people I would trust to make recommendations for surgeries that he doesn't

you that they'll be conservative. Yeah. You know, or be honest with you, like, is this the correct

“procedure for me? Am I going to get the kind of results I'm going to be happy with? Is there something?”

I'll see you suggest, I don't know. I mean, I think it's like kind of like when you go to a tattoo artist or you go to a hairdresser, any, any tell them what you want, you're like, but does that work for my hair type? Is this, is this achievable and say what tattoo is when they're just like, okay, well, just like, my inner, I think they're like, well, you're an artist. I can't even draw circles. So, like, you kind of tell me what you think is going to look good. You do this every single day

help me decide. Well, and particularly about plastic surgery, when it's a big name, I know that they, like I said, Dr. Dugar said, they, they want to be attached to that project, but also if it

then doesn't look good, why would you want to be attached to that? I don't know, I just think it's

silly use behavior. Yeah. Hey, who's on your daddy list? I got a couple of things. They're kind of all very similar. There are types of videos. I really like to consume soldiers coming home. Sometimes I think that my dear Dugar's are broken and then I watch one of those. Yeah, and similar to, like, I saw a video, I was like, like, a whole compilation again, if like, kids coming home just surprised their dad from college and like, just the, I didn't really have that. You know,

yeah, that, you know, and it's just like, wow, that's really nice. And also, going back to the soldier thing, have your watch videos of like them when they get tapped out. So like, I don't, I'm going to probably do bad job of explaining this, but when they're being, when they come home from something, they're like, in their stance, I don't know, describe it like, even at attention. I'm not necessarily at attention, but they're, you know, and they cannot acknowledge you

“or how you, you have to tap them and then they can, and like, it's just the, the second thing”

it's helped out. It's just like, so emotional. And then there's some people who don't have anyone can read them and they, other people, like, tap them out. It's, it is like, I have, I have, I have, like, chill bombs. I wish I didn't know about that. That's so sad. Yeah, but I don't know. I love the, I just love like videos that are emotional of people seeing their loved ones. Maybe too. Who's on your day list? I have three today, two are fine. One is discussing, because you're talking

up before we start recording. I am just going to put it out there because we can let it all hang out on this show. I have been, it's, this is both a project in a snack. So I've been really enjoying it. So in terms of this new way I'm having to eat, one thing you can have, which is so random, is crunchy cheetos, but you can only have, it's moderation. So you can only have a serving size, which is 21, small amount. So I saw this on TikTok originally. One of my favorite snacks

I think all I can also still have this is kosher-dill pickles. I really like the Mount Olive brand. It's my favorite juice, because I, you know, drink the juices I go. And I've been hauling out with a little butter knife, the inner, oh, the pickle and I suck it out, which is fun, and then I stuff it with crunchy cheetos, and then I enjoy that. Wow. It's really good, and it gives

you something to do. So incredible stuff. I don't know, because I think this album came out a while ago,

there's a song by Addison Ray called Times Like These, and it's all I've listened to for two days. It's arguably one of the greatest songs ever made, and I didn't, like, I appreciate Addison Ray for who she is. I can sleep on her a little bit. I feel like I shouldn't. Yeah, I think I sleep on her, and that song has really just been getting me going. So go ahead and take a listen. It's just fun and brisky. She does say one of it. She's like, the lyrics are like, my song on the radio, my head

out the window, and I would like to caution, again, sometimes I feel like I'm the only person that saw her at a Terry. Please don't put your head out the window at any. Don't do that, but great song.

“My final one that is disgusting is having a snot rocket in the shower. Because here's the thing,”

you get in there, you're congested, you can't breathe, you forget what it feels like to breathe normal, and you just breathe, and you let it all hang out. It's very freeing. And then you're immediately able to clean yourself, and you just don't, and sometimes tissues make your nose raw, it's just a really cleansing experience that happened to me yesterday. It's a best way, you know, because there's still going to be, when you blow your nose, there's a little bit, so it's still

getting stuck in there. Like, you can really, I don't know. I just feel like I breathe better after that happens. I think that's a, it's universally loved and shared experience. And I just think it's something that we all pretend that we can't talk about, but I think we can. Do you, do you pee in the shower? Uh-huh. Do you? Of course. If I feel, if I feel like I got a pee, I'm going to just go. We're going to get so much heat for this. I think you pee and then you clean yourself. So I don't know,

I just don't think it's that contouring. I'm not going to get the end of the shower. Are you kidding me? I'm not getting in a pool. I'm not being in a jacuzzi. When I was little for sure, but I'm just like, you guys, I spend so much time with you and pools. I, I don't know. I'm just like, let's, I don't, I think, being in the shower is chill. And sometimes the warm water hits you.

more controversial than I am, but I will absolutely. In the shower is fine. I don't understand

why people think this is so gross. And also, isn't pee the cleanest thing that comes out of your body? It's sterile. Is it? Yeah. Okay. Well, I think it's fine. Just clean yourself up after. I don't know. Speaking of not, Addison Ray, but like that pop star thing. So have you seen the new videos of chapel around circulating from like Paris Fashion Week stuff? Sorry before we get too far away from the ping the shower. Do you do a golden shower if you're in the shower? Someone

wanted that. I know. I know. I'm not interested in other people's pee. I mean, if it's in the pool, I don't know about it. What am I going to do about it? So it's more like a golden bat. Yeah, but you provide a golden puddle. But no, I don't know if I would do, you mean, I pee on someone else, or they pee on me, whichever. I don't think so. That's more for me. Like Terry Brachau was

more in, you know, Princess in the pee that episode is like the third season. She was like really

upset about it. This guy wanted it. I would the politician. Yeah, I would give or receive. I don't care. If they want it because I just don't care and I do think it's like clean and there's worse things that happen. I don't necessarily want it like in on a surface with fabric. But yeah, for the shower and you sure what I love of my life, it was let's say like Nick was like, hey, I think I really want to do. I'd be like, let's talk about it. Okay. So yeah, I mean,

it depends on the person, but like, I don't know. Well, I'm not letting strangers do it, but yeah, okay, I'm down. Okay. Anyway, back to Chaperone. Chaperone is big mad at Paparazzi again. And the

“thing is the first time around, I was I supported her. I was like, you know, here's the thing. Like,”

yes, she's a highly successful now. Very famous artist. And you know, she, it's up to her to not like the things that come with me, but it's reaching a point where it's just like, why do you just go live off the grid somewhere? And you can do your music, but like you're like away from society. Like, why are you showing up to like these hot spot places? Why are you showing up to pair fashion weekboards? Very infamously photographed events. I don't know. It doesn't make sense that you keep

positioning yourself. When places where you know, it's like, if I, if I hate kids and strollers, I'm not going to go to Disneyland. It just doesn't make sense to me anymore. What do you think? I'm going to get a little annoyed with her. I think she's pissing me off and putting me in a position to be mad at a woman, makes me even more mad at that woman. I think that to your point, someone was making the comparison, they're like, when have we even seen one hair of Zinday as

head anywhere besides a red carpet or an event or in a movie at premiere? Because she is private a shit, her wedding pass. We didn't even know about it because that's how she designs her life. I think that people are making the very valid point. This isn't the early odds where people are in the same Fernando Valley harassing Britney Spears and Paris Hilton and not that she was in the valley. You don't what I mean at the waiting at the end of their homes. This is fair game.

This comes with a territory. You are at a well known establishment in Paris. If they're following you bothering you, you have security with you, go in and not to say that you are not allowed to feel annoyed of this privately. It was a spectacle. It was just so it gave Karen to me. Yeah. She's filming. She's filming it. And also, it's really unfair to me that you are not taking you account. Yes, these people are being annoying. They're not reading the room,

but you have a huge platform and you're putting them on blast to expose them to your crazy

“fandom. I think you should be a little more aware of that before you're doing these things.”

Again, you're allowed to have boundaries. You're allowed to be frustrated, but that it was just like a gross show. And then people are making it about, oh, people love to hate women and queer people. As a queer person, I'm telling you, I think that will hold this play was annoying. And it was a very annoying thing. She's making it really hard to actually one of her songs came on shuffle. And then I picked, she gave me the it. I skipped past it. I was just like,

I think that maybe you've chosen the wrong career. Maybe you need to go to career. That's what I was going to say. I just, I don't think this is for you. You are insanely talented.

She's, you know, how this incredible rise. And it's deserving. I think she's, you know,

but like, if this is something you can't handle, and you want to still participate. Like, you can't have your cake you needed to. If you really hate paparazzi, you got to live in more private life. I don't know if if if doing what you love and having a career and that thing is

“more important, then this is what you need to do. You need to make certain concessions. Because you”

do give up your animosity. You do have to be exposed to things that like you wouldn't normally have been exposed to, but when you say, like, I've been trying to be famous for the last 10 years, and I was about to give up and then finally it happened, like, so you wanted it. I'm not saying you want to be harassed or anything like that, but like, I just think like, if it's having this much of an impact on you, you should probably rethink some things. You also just said,

"Amamentity, when it should have been anonymity, and I thought of Neemell. It was cute." An amenity? It's anonymity. An anonymity. An anonymity. An anonymity.

this level of startup, Beyonce also does not do interviews, not to say that she didn't earlier in her career. That is just a choice that she's made. She's very private. Again, we don't

“see her unless she wants us to see her, and I think that maybe it would impact your numbers”

or your connection with your audience. But if you don't want to play game, you don't have to. You don't have to do those interviews. I know you're probably getting pressure from your record label, but why don't you just be more private, then? There is a solution. Instead of getting mad at the world when I do think I have total compassion for people that are very, very famous, that lose that ability to just go to the grocery store or do their day-to-day things. But you

also have things that none of us have that we, a huge amount of privilege. Yeah, comes with that, and it really cool lifestyle. So it's kind of, you, is the juice worth the squeeze. And if it isn't, then either retire or become a more indie artist that doesn't live off the grid. Like, like, live somewhere, like, kind of like, where am I? Where it's like, you know, you're encountering very small amounts of people throughout the day. You know, I don't know why you want to live.

I don't know where I actually live. I'm assuming Los Angeles and maybe somewhere else.

“I think she needs to have a little long look at the soul and figure out what she wants,”

because you're being annoying as shit. You're just losing support from people that can, can have compassion for you. It's, it's starting to dry up. Well, and especially in the day and age when the poverty app increases, it's really hard to, everything is so spooky scary for most people right now. And you have an amount of protection and resources that people don't have and access to other people. So if I had the kind of money, why could afford, like, the system,

why never had to run an errand or go to the grocery store? I would that luxurious,

chop into business. I, yeah, honestly, and I'm like, you could, like, you can have some of the do all the, like, the things you don't want to do for you. The only thing they can't do for you is go out to dinner at a really popular sandwich, where paparazzi are absolutely going to hang around because the chances of them getting a photograph of someone are high. Also, that lacks context during Paris fashion. Yeah. So, are you going to have to skip out on some events? Yeah.

“I think you are if you don't want to be around that, but it just kind of is what it is, isn't it?”

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Because I love them and now I'm like oh no. I'm sorry to this creator. I don't remember who you are. I saw it on TikTok very funny way of putting it. She said she got Regina George from the county bar. Oh, she's she. So date and I also think this more so speaks to the food standards that are allowed in the United States and a bigger problem and the fact that we need more independent testing. So David bars are a really popular brand of protein bars. They claimed I

think it was 150 calories per bar with 28 grams of protein and delicious and low-no added sugar. Something that seemed too good to be true and this gal was like I buy two dozen every two weeks. She was eating at least one a day and they an independent food researcher did a test on them and found out that they were misleading consumers by 80% in all the buckets so they were more than double the calories. I'm paraphrasing look it up for yourself. A much larger amount of sugar,

much lower protein. So in general, so it's a candy bar. Basically you might as well have a stickers.

I can and I do. I've never had them. I hadn't heard of them before this. They're actually

really tasty because they're candy. I love candy. The thing is I eat enough cookies and I'm like oh I don't think I'm necessarily being healthy by it but sometimes they're filling and so when you're on the go and you're hungry and you want to bring something it's convenient and they do actually kind of like they're they're good supplement before I like I'm going to have like lunch later on and I so I don't want to have like a whole meal or something like that just a little something to

“type time you over. That's why I look at all of those types of bars in general though. I don't”

look at them as like healthy necessarily but they do have some components that I think I've been a fit for them. I kind of feel the same way if I'm in a bind and I need it and you also know how I feel about snacks. I like like eight small meals a day. I don't snacks make me mad sometimes but I think that it's it's just part of a bigger problem and they are now going to have a class action lawsuit and if we were talking about lawsuits earlier everyone should participate in that. I'm

sorry you cannot mislead consumers their most popular flavor is chocolate chip cookie dough and I'm wondering if it's in the same factory as toldhouse. I'm like our people just eating cookie dough basically they're good. I like these like peanut butter ones because they also because they all those like bars have that that seem like chewy texture but these ones have these like little like bits in them. I don't know how to explain like it's just plain. I don't know I'm having like a

hard time. He's like little texture bits in them but I really enjoy. I think we all know the goal

I don't think it's necessarily the best option I do also do it sometimes but we come from a generation did your mom do Jenny Craig? Oh yeah my mom was a big Jenny Craig gal and we just eat all these weird little dehydrated space meals and I was like maybe just more snack wells, clean proteins and

“vegetables like do what you can. I know that's not always accessible but I think in general”

we just have so many additives and bullshit and I'm not saying this from a high horse. I'm saying this as a frequent buyer of 7/11 that I've destroyed my gut and I've now had to pivot. It's kind of like not blaming the consumer in terms of what did you expect but yeah I don't think anything that comes in a little foil package is probably our best. It's gonna taste good. We know that but I don't know if it's necessarily gonna be good for you so you know you take some you lose some

and it's all about balance. I just love the way she explained it. I was Regina George. I did the way that I was like oh yeah the Kelty Mars. So you have Jenny Craig did you ever

prank call them? Because they're commercials I was always like 1/800 Jenny or something like that.

We've been doing this for more than two years and that thought would have never occurred to my very random brain. Please tell me but I do know my camera from what items it was but I remember I liked some of my mom's items and I would eat them to get mad. We used a prank call Jenny Craig

“and we're like help I'm stuck in the refrigerator. But what would they say? Did they hang up?”

I look like they hang up but it was so funny. I mean prank calling and Jen bring back prank callers. Yeah there's certain videos that I love are people that do animations over police body camp footage of like a really drunk person. I think we talked about this. I think we should bring back prank calling. The thing is it's like it died when the landline died because you could still block your number for caller ID but like I don't know you can't really call it. No one answers the phone

anymore period. Back when like everyone answered the phone no matter what if they were home you knew regardless they're not going to know who it is. You know I also think that landlines are like sexy. You know you get home and you have a blinking light on your Cassie probably doesn't even know what this is. The your little what do they call it the voicemail box? Yeah whatever that was what was the term for them. The voicemail box. Is that what was okay little voicemail box in the blinking light

and you're like is it my crush? And then you had to listen to it in front of your whole family and I was like I can't do this this way and I was like who's Ryan and I'm like yeah I know I had the I did have a landline in the apartment I lived in before we moved into the house because the call box was like so outdated that you needed to have a landline to buzz people and it didn't connect to your phone number. Well and now when you have I don't know if you have this with your cell phone care they're

like forced me to have a landline number not that it's connected anything and I'm like what is it? We did a landline number. Like there's a landline number attached to my cell phone number but it's it doesn't go anywhere because I'm like I don't need this nor do I want it. I want a landline again

I want to sit with a phone hold it with my shoulder and yeah no you hang up first no you hang up

first. Yeah I saw the other day a video of a young man going up to a girl in front of a group of people and saying I have a crush on you and I had to fast because I just the same way I don't watch reality TV the crit my cringe shit is so low my threshold. Oh no was it not good? I don't know I don't know what the digit is someone reposted it that I know so I'm assuming it was good or who knows maybe they were mean but I love that the six seven skipety toilet generation are still using the

“term crush I hope that never dies. I don't think it will. I think it's it is it's here to stay.”

Can we put it having a crush on the daddy list? We talked about this. Is there any better feeling in the goddamn world than having a crush on someone? I was talking about this with Nick last thing because I was just like I think health crushers are so like it's celebrity crush where it's like hey and ever going to happen because we're talking about Mara Mara it's like sometimes that's just like said my celebrity crush a DM and who knows it's going to happen and I was like

that's interesting. But I think like I have a crush on like Jack Black. It's not like

and it's up people like well sometimes you never know when you're going to meet them especially

when you live in LA. I never meet in Jack Black. And even if I did it's like what am I going to do hit on him? No but I just think it's fun to have crush hits. Well I we know I strike out on the DMs I gotta stay out of there but I will I'm talking about IRL ones when you crush someone and they have a crush on you and it's like the beginning but just in general like having it in a sink crush and being like realizing you like someone is just the fucking best. I know it is fun.

It is fun and it it's whimsical and like who think I was a reason for me. Queen of the crush. Were you? I love having crush. Even remember I had crushes on I had a new crush every week. Some of those times I black out because those were strange. We were what do you mean? You're getting weird. They were fun but they're a little freaky. Some of everyone's making weird droids. We're creative droids as opposed to wars for you. We what what the fuck were we even doing?

had to get the wiggles out. You know week and we got the wiggles out. I would say for longer than the statute of limitations. Like we were just we were outside constantly we were in weird basements at six in the morning. We were oh yeah so there were times I would look over and KD it's at the so I said hello to someone and I ordered a drink and I look back and she was making out with them in the curb and I mean obviously we're fanning those flames but we were God what a

delightful time but it's weird times. We were at sketchy afters just could never catch me. What and also

what the fuck were we even doing there there was sir. I'm not going to say what it was called. I think it's got shut down but that one we used to go to all the time that we're hugging the balancer on the way in. If you're hugging the balancer of an afters you something is going to hang it up. Something is gone terribly wrong when they're the balancer is texting you to see if you're going

“to come through honestly yeah that. Yeah we'll be there with three three. I like to leave it 11 quietly.”

You know that you're the same way but I'm also very guilty of that. No my thing right now is like when something starts at nine and I'm getting in bed at 830 laughing about how I even considered going to something. I want to be a little bit better about it because it's like I'm you know it's I think it's healthy to get outside but you know I think about those times like I was talking about it last night actually it was just like wow that was such a guaranteed lifestyle that was not built for

sustainability but damn was it a good time and also you we're not even saying this was happening in our early 20s like this was recent this was two years ago we got weird. This was 2023 was the weirdest year of my life. You and me and we're all like little road dogs just and we were just saying yes to think we should have absolutely said no to but I mean I still get my quarterly wild hair which I think I talked about last week when I was at fucking jumbos on a school night before

“where the what was I doing go home go home I mean sometimes I think about it and I'm like I'm”

will love you a time and there will be by the way on our deathbed we're gonna laugh and laugh and we'll probably be in not the greatest mood but just in terms of what memories for posterity like those times were so I left a piece of me like I a little bit a little bit of me died there. I I still devastated at that shutdown but we walked in like kings we knew who we were the the secret issues I had a crush on a bartender there that was like an intense crush and I got really

hurt because if you're having a crush on the bartender and then you get your heart broken over it something is wrong that was spooky scary to watch also it's like you can't sleep with someone who lives in the same building as you we lived in that building we were gonna be there all the time it was a goddamn bummer I don't know I just gave out my num I don't give my information out a lot and let me tell you at the sketchy after I think I've talked to others before I'm giving you my Instagram

my phone number my social security number probably a kiss more than one person in one night I've danced the night away I've made business plans I've been like let's get brunch tomorrow and then I wake up and someone's calling me over and over and they're like babe I'm on my way to the brunch spot and I'm like who is this I don't even know your name and I hate giving my information out even when I like like someone and I be like trust them as a person but

stranger danger in me don't know each other after three in the morning I'm a different person

“and honestly yeah I think when I if I ever do get the wild hair about like I miss those times”

I think about all the cringey times that I've buried real deep like the making plans also I will throw it on the daddy list a side quest when you and your friends be safe out there but you're like fucked up and you're doing weird shit and you're all also like we all like are all over the place and then at part of the group comes together and like where's the other one

and then you look on a table and they're dancing with their new three friends like just incredible

incredible times I think back you know you different phase in your life and you like hear a song and it brings you back to that and you have a feeling in your heart like that feeling is so specific to that time and we just were so strange Titi Purgunta is 2020 three song absolutely and then I went to Coachella and saw it live and levitate it so yeah just wow it's fun to reminisce on it's so fun and we're lucky we got out mostly on skates yeah there were some cringe there were

some bad decisions there were minor wounds a little bit of heartbreak along the way it's just some really intense hangsiety but here we are yeah I'm I'm getting home the birds are chirping scary spooky stuff but also a lot of fun so and also my sister who's so guilty of this for sport she checks on people's location particularly nine I'm known as people if I have your location I'm looking at it when I'm worried you're in danger and Brittany is texting me

at five in the morning when she can't sleep and she's like where the fuck are you and I'm like

first of all mind your business second of all mind your business third of all I'm where

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“smart yeah yeah are you a mart for pets are pets smart you know it's incredible the guy that's like”

I need a I need a church there's this group of guys that have and you know we don't like to give men flowers unless they really deserve it so these are really deserving they look like the cast of workaholics they are in a office setting dressed for work and they're also like maybe a scob band I don't even know what you call it but they made a song about the controversy based on the branding and the logo of pet smart is it pets mart or pet smart because of where the

apostrophe is in the coloring of it and how it's been using they riled we are the most

unserious we've ever been yeah as people when we need to be so serious and locked in they

started a revolution and went to the pet smart pets pet mart corporate headquarters and we're singing this they had a protest saying tell us what it is and I actually really want to know I would assume it's pets smart yeah that makes more sense of pets market but I want to answer the last

“thing I saw was like they were like stay tuned so like I do I do have the answer I think it's”

pet smart or we've decided that's a final guess is okay yeah so it is their statement was pets or smart punk so pet smart I said pets mart as in it's in a mart for pets but so um it's said from like 1989 to 2005 it was the mart for pets and then they rebranded in 2005 to be smart oh you did it it's still pet smart and what about pets that have a smooth brain as lots of them but are the pets smart or it's just or it's just like hey this is smart stuff this you would be

smart to get this for your pet you know you got the street smart the pet smart yeah I would say it's probably like this is the smart choice for you as a pet owner my dog was going there and make terrible choices so I just I don't necessarily I mean Lazarus very smart but I think that we need this though more than terms of whimsy like Florida would be insistent that he needed fish food mm-hmm he would like if he was up to him he would be getting fish food cat litter and just he would need it

the thing is you let him have it if it was safe because you love him so much but I thought that was so funny and it just more of that in these in these dark-trying times I actually really love to see it

“and I think that it's kind of a callback to the off the staples batty who again I love seeing her”

out here getting brand deal like that we're making the right person famous but also staples I hope they have it are being paying her sums of best marketing they've ever had so we love seeing an older company getting in on the joke so that's incredible they put out a statement like that and we're unserious about it oh yeah I like that a lot well I feel like a dodo because I really thought it was pet smart I will say I don't want to shit on them but I had a pet store that I was going to

that had a specific type of litter and you can't get it like anywhere online and it was my absolute

favorite litter for last mouth last mouth who the fuck last mouth was last mouth never heard they stop

carrying it and I'm feeling real but heard I've done the the legwork with both of the cats that I've had I've been a cat owner for 10 years and I'm really really ordinary about it rusty is a great pet store never heard of it but it's in studio city it's a monventura and like cool facts by the Domino's and the cats who yes they have great stuff that's a one of the only places in like the valley that carries the dog food that we get for the voice you know what I'm going to stop there on the way back

it's like they have a lot of stuff too okay and if anything is if they don't have it probably I'm going to get it for you right who's in your basement I only have one today but it's a big one for me okay men talking to you on the street we you we were you and me and Nick were going to one of the places we love yeah and this guy was like do you guys want some free coffee or tea and I'm like wrong audience ask me if I want a burrito or a quailude or just don't ask me but also don't talk to me

I don't know you and it's better when we're I don't feel safe when I was with people but in general like please don't well when it's obviously when it's obvious that you are headed somewhere you have a destination like you're on the move when anyone stops you I'm sorry those people have sent us that grocery store asking you to sign their fucking clipboard go to hell I'm just trying to get in and get out and now I gotta be rude for I was in plan on that you know what's crazy also when they

abuse their privilege because I actually did stop recently they were doing one about fuck billionaires so it was like yeah absolutely they made me sign 22 forms and I had been there for so long that I was like I'm sorry I can't done with like I don't have any more time for this so don't

street and it's different to be like if you bump into each other I'm sorry excuse me good day sir

but it don't talk to me about anything other than that I like like when you pass somebody and you say like hi good morning or love plus I love that and like he like kind of like lunged at us I wouldn't I mean it was like he was really moved in my space and I'm like I carry a taste like what are you just like how like little flyers if you're trying to keep people coming to your business first of all suddenly where are the back of your car like it's on and I was like

I coffee do you have jazz and lika again I'm more likely for that yeah you just said do you want coffee and tea on the house we're we're on like we're on a corner I don't see coffee place here by like you're a goddamn lemonade stand I'm like yeah like you want to come home with me I'm like no

“course I don't who's in your basement um believe it or not talk about I know here's the thing”

you know they always release like new menu items and like you know it's always catches people's

attention there's now just doing crazy shit first of all it does anybody out there eat the fucking chicken nuggets from talk about no also fuck that cantina chicken menu I don't want to have poultry I'm already weirded about enough about it but like I just don't think I'm gonna have poultry unless it's a chicken nugget from McDonald's I'm not doing it which is goo and the thing is I try the cantina menu and it tasted weird so I just have never gone back there they've got milk bar

and banana stuff they got other shit like just some most like crazy I should they have flaming hot cheetos chicken nuggets now and I'm like all we want is the double-decker taco to stay on the menu for good that's literally all we've been asking if I'm gonna be greedy I

“want the naked chalupa as well but like these crazy menu items that are just such a departure from”

Taco Bell's ethos but flaming hot cheeto like it's already Taco Bell like let's let's chill well and Taco Bell ethos is in your DNA your mom was robbed at a Taco Bell but I just think like I like I guess points for creativity thinking outside the bond that's sort of your whole thing I get that but like can we just go back to basics like when they were doing the decades menu I was all about that then somehow the the double-decker taco reappeared

for maybe six days didn't tell anyone about it and that was it I just I don't want flaming hot anything Taco Bell I already you know Taco Bell already moves through you pretty quick I also thought it was interesting how dessert forward the menu is because I look I'm sorry they have another one of those cheesecake the little two pack of those little cinnamon dough balls with the

doing it incredible I just just a cinnamon my favorite I or the cinnamon twist we don't need

anything other than that no I don't want I love milk bar but like I I go to milk bar for something Pacific Pacific oh wow we got a wrap it up something that they did have that I thought was interesting though they have I don't know if it's probably some type of like pastry thing but they filled it with hot sauce so you can bite the corner and squeeze out hot sauce and then eat the thing so it's like an edible hot sauce pack packet interesting pocket packet yeah I was like

that's interesting but you know everything else like I just I like I love a flaming hot cheato but it's only one kind of form real quick daddy listen then we G2G so you have Taco Bell Taco Bell did a collab with salt and straw and I do think it is a regular menu I don't think as I had it last week they had a little taco inside it's like cinnamon ice cream and they come with two packets of like uh habanero kind of mango and little jelly thing I thought it was fantastic

to try it if you yeah it's like kind of like go we're trying to flavor ice cream you know it is it is fantastic worth it worth it it's like eight bucks it's expensive but worth it also salt and straw also has their cereal themed stuff right now and I got the like the rice crispy one it is decadent salt and strong general daddy yeah I don't like when they do like the biscuits and gravy though ice cream that's going to lead my Cassie's job just dropped you didn't hear that that sounds

actually insane yeah biscuits and gravy okay it might not be biscuits and gravy but it's just like they're like here's the bone broth ice cream like that yeah I don't want to say I mean the close so get to that it's like have you ever had cheese melted on apple pie yeah and it's good yeah so it's yeah and that's not a serious savory and well they have a boot cheese pair flavor which I haven't tried but I actually what I bet that's good because well if fruit in cheese I don't

okay maybe cheese isn't counten that because cheese is one of the most versatile foods they're

“possibly could be anyway that's all sorry okay well I think that's the week I think this was fun”

I knew it was going to be frisky while you guys are listening to this we're maybe going

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