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Tell us a little bit. Confirm. How's everybody doing today? Crazy tongue action. It's so hot.
It has fucking studio. It's me, me, has me in here just working up a storm. Let me tell ya, freaking prison in here. We literally have only been away from each other for 24 hours. Nice idea, man.
I'm trying to go out with her tonight, she's like, no, I don't want anyone's occasion like I do hailys. I get so worried.
“If you're looking at one spot for too long, I'm like, you good bro?”
No. Good. You make me worried. Oh my god. I have a little bandana.
I feel like you end up with like a lot of red flags and that just worried. Oh, this weekend in LA. Should we talk about what happened in LA? Oh, with the white guys, that was crazy. So we're at this bar.
We're going to leave unnamed and we're there and we're just having so much fun. Because it's literally like our local bar that we just hang out at and have a blast. I turned to this dude who is so cute, I mean like gorgeous, right? And I'm like my friend Haley would love you because he looked like a book talk boy, you know?
And he's like, oh, who's your friend? And I'm like, oh, she's over there playing Darts and he's like, oh, we're already hanging out with them. And I was like, oh, of course you are. Okay, cool.
I didn't know this happened. Yeah. I just learned this. This is what started. So this is what started the whole.
All I saw happened was you at the bar and you said, and I said, ah, that's all I know that happened. Yeah. So I was like, cool. We'll be over there in a minute.
Well, I was having a deep conversation and we were at the bar just having this conversation. And 20 minutes later, the dude comes back and sits next to me, but his friend stands right here next to pretty little baby, right? And so I turned and I was like, in a friend and he goes, you're really hot. And I was like, take you, yes.
And I go, oh, thank you. That's so sweet.
“I was like, but I'm here with, you know, and he goes, I think you just met him tonight.”
Oh, weird. And I said, no, actually, it's, we've been together for two months.
We're really never seeing TMZ.
Yeah. Oh, fuck. And I was like, no, we've been, you know, talking for two months. I was like, this is my guy, you know, like we're just hanging out having a blast. And I turn and I look and his friend is pushing up on him like this close to his face.
And I put my hand in between him and I pushed him back, I go, dude, leave him for the Holy Spirit. I was like, what's happening, you know? And so that's when we got up and we walked over to you guys. And I was like, dude, these dudes are tripping, like, what is happening?
And so then that's when they got all crazy or whatever. So anyways, haily was already solidifying the homie. We had a third homie. Okay. So wait, I have to ask a question, the guy who pushed up on you, was that the cop?
The cop. Yes. No, not on me. Pushed up on me. Yeah.
Yeah. But like, so the cop did that. Yes. Yes.
I put my hands like so chill.
It was so nice. It was. Yeah. It was just talking to one of them about what we had. But they had the weirdest energy with us.
It was so weird. So that's why we came over to you guys. And then that's when it kind of like popped off a little bit. And luckily we had our cop friend there with us. Yes.
I literally was like, guys, he's a cop. And then that goes, show him on. Yeah. My bad. Yeah.
I joke a lot. He's not a cop.
And I kind of believed it for a second.
I like to do. Yeah. So anyways. Poor cop. The poor cops in our lives, guys.
Yeah. So anyways, haily was already solidifying the third dude. And after that, we were just kind of like, let's just go home. Because obviously, if I can, you know, the energy's a little off. Yeah.
Let's just go home. So we all go home and haily's like, no. I'm not going home. I'm going to fucking hunch on this dude. And I was like, okay.
I'm just crazy. And I was like, okay. So I'm helping haily call. I'm like, you're not bringing him to the house because the friends are fucking weird. And I was like, you're not going to his house because the friends are fucking weird.
And she's like, what do I do? I'm like, get a fucking hotel room. G'day, I'm just a morpheus. Host of the Platypus Economics podcast.
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I'm ordering Del Taco. I'm hearing, yeah. Do you got like a king bed? And he's like, what the fuck do you guys want? Just give me your order.
I'm like, so two grilled chicken tacos. Yeah. And so anyways, Haily ended up going and getting smashed by the homie. And if I can had a blast, I was watching her little location. But we were worried about her.
This circle's back to why we worry about her. Because she does end up in these crazy situations. You want it to be? Yeah. Oh, we know.
You walk right into the line of fire sister.
In the next morning, I was cleaning up the Del Taco. I just hear a door open. And just footsteps and something's dragging. And I just see her come to the doorway. She's like, I got his belt.
She's like a serial killer. She collects items from the hitter or a fucking conquest. I said, why do you have his belt? She's like, I grabbed it and I said, why?
“He said, because then you have to call me.”
And she just walks away. Did you ever call you? No. Yeah. I get to look at it and explode.
He's like rip. Oh, my God. That's crazy. I'm not saying that on. Just will believe it.
Oh, God. I thought you guys were literally talking like two to go. Anyway, by the way, we do nickname. Everyone that is in healing life. Yeah.
And everybody that's in each other's will. Yeah, yeah, I'll mention the guy's actual name. They'll be like, who? Yeah. There's been times you said a name.
And I was like, I don't know who that is. And then you'll be like, this is like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No.
That did a weirdo beat. I've already told you this. And I want the record to say he's a weirdo. You even have an ample opportunity to come out and see you. Dude's playing with you.
Dude is literally. He is one of these stories that we're about to fucking read today. He is a walking red flag. So we put in our stories. And we got so many of them.
We'll probably do a continuation podcast episode of it. So many you guys. So many. Like I didn't realize we all fucking had the same type. Yep.
Yeah. What were some red flags that you ignored because they were hot. And you guys fucking filled up our DM. So we're going to kick it off. And we're going to read a few.
And then because Astalk confesses are a little short. We're going to go into it and do an entire episode. We're going to give you because you guys really sent it with me. Yeah. No.
“If you want to submit just go to our Instagrams, submit them to Jaime too guys.”
Cause I feel like Jaime needs to be a part of reading the stories. But I'm in my inbox. Give Jaime and get into his DMs. Oh my DMs. But yeah, the DMs were flooded with this one.
I'm excited for him. Yeah. So funny. And people we knew. Should we call a friend?
Sure. Let's call Amber. Call Amber. And Demps. Yeah.
I'll call Demps right now. Please. All right. Do we face timer? Yes.
She knows I never. Every time I face timer, she gets worried. She's like, why are you face timing me? Not liking cats as a red flag.
Got your red flag.
Not liking cats. Yeah. I can go deeper. I can go deeper. It's a little red over there.
He said, you know what? I'm packing my shit up.
“He's like, I'm not working for you anymore.”
He said. And I quit.
Demps never reply answers.
All right. All done. I'll take my cat. I'll take my cat. It's so cat statue behind you.
He has like only two things. It's two things. I want to pack my stuff and go. No. People like pack a box.
Oh yeah. A TV show. It's the show. It's the show. It's the show.
It's the show. It's the show. What are we calling now? Amber. Oh.
She's still got it out. Yeah. Hi. Beautiful. What are you wearing?
Cause we're going to dinner after this. What are you wearing? I'm wearing. Can we show you one second? Okay.
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Amber. Amber looks hot. Baby. Yeah. Always wear heels.
You sexy slut. All right. So listen. We want to put you on the podcast. Um.
Tell us. Yeah. Tell us.
“A red flag that you ignored because they were hot.”
B&E.
It's always the big dicks.
I get it. So it's like a front women. Literally they will always just put their feelings aside for a big dick. Yeah. You don't do it.
Not worth it. It's never worth it. I'll take a little bit in the mean. I'll take a little schmeckle that treats me good. Over a fucking big dick that treats me bad.
Yeah. Any day. Any day. All right. I love you.
I'll see you soon. All right. Let's read one. I'm going to hop into my DMs really quick. Damn.
That one's long. Not going to read that one. Hold on. Long ones hurt. There's some.
That are novels. Yes. Someone did send me a book. The other day. I said, hey, I can't read that on that.
So if you would like to summarize it to a pair of hats. I had a hat to summarize before. Yeah. Rough. Oh, you know.
When a girl says, I don't know. I don't like the taste of water. That's a red flag in me. Ew. That's weird.
That means she has a toxic purse. Yeah. Red flag. I just means you're nasty. Sorry.
All right. This guy. She definitely didn't have the alquiffina. She had the fucking mountain do. Mountain do poses.
Whoa. His mattress on the floor with no sheets on it. One crusty pillow with no pillow case. But I was post divorce. He was hot.
And I needed a validation smash. I love that. Okay.
“Did I leave with possibly some Sam and Ella and regret?”
Maybe. But did I go back because the snake slither left me like a giraffe on roller, like a giraffe on roller skates? You bet your sweet ass I did. I love her.
Yeah. That's like Kayla. She's right. We love you. That was fantastic.
That was hilarious. I get it. Can we talk about men in their pillows? Can we talk about men in their mattresses? Can we talk about men in no pillow cases on the pillows?
I've told this. I've told this story before. I was talking to this guy. He was so fucking hot. It was right before I got with Jay.
He was so hot. Tall skinny. You know my type. Baby on. You guys know, baby.
I never stayed the night at his house.
The one night. I stayed the night at his house. I know. I wake up the next day. And bed bugs have ravaged my entire back.
I'm talking like I got bit from shoulder blades to buck. Like you had hives. It was so bad. It was so bad. Bed bugs fucking ate me the fuck up.
I bought that motherfucker a new mattress and never stayed the night over there again. I was like, bro. I have bought him shit. I didn't listen. I like to do charity work.
All right. That's crazy. Yeah. I like to do charity work. I mean, I was going to still keep fucking them.
Yeah. And I didn't know about just the fuck on. I didn't know if I was going to stay the night over there again. So I brought them to your house. I don't know, man.
I've never had bed bugs. I've never had bed bugs. You know, it's crazy. Yeah. He only said a bed frame for sure.
Took me to get that. No. The bedding thing is crazy though. Like, I know. They're guys.
Why don't you switch out your pillows like every pillow. I know. How do you guys sleep on the thin ones? The thin crusty. And they're literally yellow.
And you know those started white. It's like two hats in a cot. Like they fucking are in jail. Yeah. You know how they got like two hats in a cot.
You get two hot meals and you sleep on a cot when you're in jail. I haven't been in jail. Ugh. I have a few times obviously. You guys have seen all my mug shots.
There's literally a mug shot. T-shirt right there. That's crazy. Yeah. All right.
Go ahead. It's crazy because my story was he had bed bugs. But failed to tell me until I was on my back getting fucked. I wonder if it was the same guy. Wait.
Did he tell her mid stroke? I'm sure she saw them. Imagine. Salve him. You don't see bed bugs.
He can.
Yeah.
Yeah. For a while. You can see him. All done. Yep.
Yeah. Yes.
“You check the crevices of like hotel beds for them.”
But you can literally see them. Yeah. Yes. You can. They'll block those.
Shine your flashlight.
You'll see like little always.
Eyes. You guys. You never check the mattress for bed bugs. Clearly. Obviously not.
I've never fucking been in situations like until that one. That if I can need it. I've never fucked a dude with a mattress on the floor. Hold on. Let me think about this.
I can't say the same. I can't say the same. Yeah. No. I've never fucked a dude with a mattress on the floor.
I definitely know. I've fucked a dude on a floor.
“But never because he had a mattress on the floor.”
Mom, you really got to stop watching these. I know. She can't even. She can't even.
I've also fucked dudes who don't even have their own places to live.
That doesn't make me better than anybody. I did it in Adel confessed in my DMZ other day. You guys. And this one said. This one literally said that the guy told her it was his apartment.
And then when he walked out. When they were done, the people were outside waiting to go inside and go to bed. I love a good chair. Yeah. Can we all have a moment of silence?
She can't. All right. Who's next to me? Me and silence. You don't.
Never. You saw Haley wanted to be quiet and she gets louder. Ooh. Another red flag for a dude. If you were flip flops with your pants, red flag.
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No, no, a woman that's perfectly fine. If a man has his feet out at any point, unless you're by the beach or by a body of water, red flag. Yeah, I'm not. I don't like men's toes that much.
So when the toes right out. It's your father here. Insert the clip. No, I agree. Okay, but also there's a type of sandal, a man is okay to wear.
A little tyranosaurus Rex, but there's a slide. That has the big top.
Then there's the one that goes between the toe.
Yeah.
Why are we wearing the one between the toe?
The thong one. The thong flip flop. Don't wear that. So set that. It's a lot of California news.
We're a slide. Like a man. I'm wearing a slide. Like, what are you? Go get it.
You know what? You have a butterfly. Socks with your slides. Thank you. Hot hot.
Yeah, you love that. You sure? That's some D1 athlete. Do you? Okay, that's not what I was thinking.
“I was thinking like, yeah, that's what I was thinking.”
I was thinking like dickies with a high sock and a slide. - Okay. - Two to five. - That's right. - That's right.
- That's what she was going on. - The thing between the toe, pisses me off. - Yeah, what are we doing? - What are we doing? - Grilling doesn't bother.
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- Don't look back to it. The biggest red flag I ignored because they were hot. I used to work as a server to find dining restaurant in my area. The head to chef was my crush
and always let me get free food.
Made my food first and then we would sneak into the elevator and make out on the way up to the walk. Just to have a few minutes of intimacy. As far as I knew he was single, but I thought he was odd.
“He had a girl at work come up to him very often.”
He told me she was his sister. - Mm. - He invited me to hang out one night after work for drinks. And after I left, I invited him over to my place. We had a great night together.
A little too much fun, but that's for a different story. Then the next morning, I wake up. He's laying next to me and someone is pounding down my front door. - Yeah. - Come to find out.
He's girlfriend had his location. He forgot to turn it off. He let me escape out the window and let himself out. - Okay.
- I ended up moving up North Raider because she was stalking me. - Oh, damn. So he was with the real life obsession. - Ooh, great movie by the way.
- Yeah, good movie. - Crazy. - Well, you know. - I got one. When I was 18, I wanted out of my parents house so bad,
I downloaded Tinder. At this hot guy, we hit it off and because apparently I lost my damn mind, we got married after two months.
“- Oh, everything was heaven until one week after the wedding.”
My mother got a screenshot of him trying to hit her up on Pliny of Fish. I confronted him and he said someone's impersonating me. And I believed him three weeks later, my cousin sent my mom a screenshot
of him trying to send her a dick-pick on Pliny of Fish. He has a type. That's when I said, "Oh, that wasn't an imposter." - Poster? - Immediately cut that shit and moved my ass back home.
- Why is Dudesen and dick-picks on Pliny of Fish? - Well, are we on Pliny of Fish? - I thought Pliny of Fish was so 2002. I didn't even know that shit was still around. - It might be an old story.
- Okay. - Yeah. - Yeah, 'cause she said when I was 18. - Yeah. - Off.
- That's crazy, you're sending the mom in the cousin. - Mom is crazy. - The mom is crazy. - The mom is crazy, yeah. - I wonder if the all kind of look alike
and he's got like a type and he's like, "Well, if she was 18, mom had to be like, "What? "Uh, maybe he knows." - I don't know. - Help, are we doing it?
- All right. - Yeah, I don't know. - I ain't gonna be mad at my head. - He had a Twitter full of him with other guys, but told me it was old and he needed money.
It was happening behind my back the whole time. - Nope. - Got it. - That's so hurtful. - Yeah.
- Yeah, that's super hurtful. I don't know, I feel like if-- - That also you can be giving shit to other people - Yeah, you're jeopardizing somebody's health, their life, like there's just so many things
that go into that, like just be honest. Just be like, "I still need money." Or I like it. I do it because I like it. - You guys can be passionate about it together.
- Yeah, exactly. Or she can choose to leave.
Like, always give somebody the choice to stay or go.
- Always. - Don't take that. Don't take their free will away from them. They don't deserve that. - Yeah.
- Like, I've needed money, but ain't nothing going to my ass. Just saying that. - We heard a story the other day. - About something going on my ass?
- Near it. - That's different. (laughing) - That's so funny, bro.
- Oh, it's crazy.
- It's crazy. We're going to do this.
“- We were only allowed to hang out on Sunday”
because he was busy the rest of the week. - Okay. - It was a great day to full year. - You also would frequently sing Chris Browns. These Hozane loyal to me while he was cheating
on me the last three months. - He sounds like a real fucking gem. - It sounds like one of my exes. - Yeah, he sounds like a real sweetheart. - That's crazy.
- That is crazy. - Two times in a year as well. - And a year. That's some serious time, like ladies.
“Stop fucking wait in your time for fuck boys.”
- Yeah, but people who said they stuck around for a year is crazy.
- You know, I've never stuck around that.
- If I might have put up with some shit, it's because that person was in my life daily. You know, there's no way you're gonna see me twice in a year. And I was gonna be okay with crazy. - Yeah.
- Not happening. - Like ladies, let's go. It's fucking 2026, we are raising our standards. - Move on. - Move on, or fucking, just let go.
Let the dude go, they don't deserve you. - Yeah.
“- You feel like this topic is, you know, kinda let them go.”
- This is an intervention, actually. - This is actually an intervention. - We did the topic for you, Haley. - Yeah, so let him go. - Let him go.
- Yeah. - All right, guys, we're gonna continue this into another podcast and it's gonna be a lot longer. So you guys go watch that. Love you guys.
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