- Thank you.
“Nick put me first, some of the entire schedule”
depends on me today, so we're gonna jump right into this. In August, about a month ago, this story, what is going on? We're going too fast. There we go.
A news story came out about a former MLB player named Hazoo's Monterro that died two weeks following a motorcycle accident in Venezuela. And for most of you, this was probably nothing more than an ESPN notification that showed up
on your phone and disappeared. Because Hazoo's was not a superstar, was not LeBron James by any means. But for me, he was actually my friend. I knew Hazoo's from the time that he was 18 years old.
The tragic accident came with his wife one week away from giving birth to their first daughter. And I knew this guy from the time that he was a child and he was the most joyful, happy human I've ever met in my life. In 18 year old, who came to the US from Venezuela
and signed with the Yankees at 16 years old, we got to play together for the same season in Charleston, South Carolina. And I can tell you, the only people that loved Hazoo's more than I did were the women of Charleston, South Carolina. They were big fans of Hazoo's.
He was an absolute golden child. I don't know how familiar you are with baseball, but baseball works prospects get rated on this 20 to 80 scale. 20 is like a very below average player. An 80 would be like a once in a generation talent.
And every prospect gets graded on these across five different characteristics. Your power, power, you can hit for average, defense. And Hazoo's was by all accounts, a generational talent. He was the golden child of the Yankees organization.
He was 64, 240, had an 80 grade bat. And every attribute you would design into a ball player he had.
He was incredible to watch.
He would watch this kid take batting practice. And you were just certain that he was destined to play for the New York Yankees for a very long time. This episode is brought to you by Miracle Connect. When ads get more expensive growth,
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Find out what's possible at miracle.com/ctc. That's Miracle.com/ctc. To translate this for you, because most of you don't know baseball, Hazooce was the groans of baseball prospects. If you take 80 grade power and you're translated
to Massive LTV, that's what he had. If you take his 80 grade hit tool, that's equivalent to huge gross margin.
And the $1.6 million he signed for in age 16,
back in 2005, which is like $100 million in inflation adjusted dollars today, translates to being able to afford any cap that you could possibly need. That was who he was.
But the problem for me, playing with Hazooce, was that all he did was make me a cutely aware of how not Hazooce I was. I was 24 years old, playing on the same team as an 18 year old. I was 5'9", he was 6'4".
When he hit the ball, it went a lot further than what I did. And so studying Hazooce only did one thing for me. It made me realize that I didn't have what it takes. And my fear is, as we start this conference, is that our industry right now is doing the same thing
to some of you. We're propagated by a lot of stars. I even heard Nick say it on the stage. We can't help but elicit the names of groans and I am eight. And all these brands right now, because supplements are so invoked.
“It's as if it's the only way you could ever possibly win the game.”
It's to be running with a huge LTV and being able to pay whatever the cack is that metal wants from you and scaling to the moon. And every case study you're fed is a genetic outlier that only does one thing for you. And that's that if the players you study are golden children,
the lesson is you don't have it. That you might as well pack it up. Take your stuff with you right now and head home. Or come run an agency, right? I even, you know, Sean Frank's tweet yesterday was,
I felt like he was throwing in the talent rigid, but if you can't win there, whatever could we do. So I thought about this and I thought, you know,
my job as I open this conferences to give you all the most powerful thing in entrepreneurs has
as they go through their journey. It's hope. It's the sense of possibility that we just might be able to do it. We just might be able to win. So if you leave without then I've done my job.
And the way I'm going to do it is actually to lower the bar. I'm going to convince you that you can win with mediocre genetics. Taylor genetics, five nine white kids that are little too old genetics.
“That's what we're going to try and win with today.”
It's not going to be a pep talk. Going to be a data set. I'm going to give you three brands. And here's the rules. They're all growing 50% a year at north of eight figures.
But they have to have bad genetics. They have terrible LTV.