Giggling about awards, aging, and big announcements

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I'm in the day, just got away from me. What's up, my glossy giggles? Oh, I don't know, okay, I don't know, I'm having fun. You look so gorgeous today, and I came in being like, it's Friday, I'm going to be like in swads, I'm doing like,

no makeup. I'm wearing a see-through poncho. I know, you sat down, and I was like, oh, it was a show. I was also done when it's late, and I said look, if you want me to look pretty, I will be terminously, if you want me to look ugly, I'll be early.

Pick your poison.

You know what I used for the first time, you know?

That's, it's like this makeup, it's called Ella Rose's. I used for a little bit of their like blush and eyebrow gel. Obsessed, there was just like, it's a Friday morning, I'm not trying to do too much.

“You know, I think less is more, yeah, especially with your cheekbones.”

And it was like rainy and cold, and I was like, got to go. Should we get into it? But, enough of the niceties. Should we just start with like, our day. Our raw real emotions.

Oh, sorry, coming to you live as your 20, 26 podcasts of the year winners, which-- So I was really curious. We're not going to win, and she was like, just like, believe in ourselves, and I'm like, I don't believe in myself. Again, I didn't just like buy a fair gama address to not fucking win.

They started announcing everyone who's nominated and I kept just, they'd be like, the daily, and I'd look at Paige and be like, we're not being able to do it. And she's just like, why are you being so negative? I'm like, 'Cause I don't want you to get upset when we lose. And then like, have it a little tantrum, and then I have to calm you down in the car.

No, I like, it felt it in my gut. You know I'm a witch. You are. So I felt it in my gut when we walked in there. I was like, oh, we won, and it's so giggly coded that the Googlers were like,

didn't even know. They got none of us voted. We don't even know what happened. None of my business. Didn't come across my desk, none of my business.

But let's rewind to how we got to that moment. What? 'Cause obviously it wasn't smooth, and it wasn't easy. No. And I'm talking about that actual day, not the full journey.

So we have a flight. We're going to the side. We're going to Austin for the day. Just for the day.

“I knew it was going to be a problem when you texted me asking when you should leave.”

And I was like, that's, you should never leave.

I'd be looking for an adult in the room. And I'm like, I'll text Hannah one. You should I, when do we leave for the airport? We leave very close, we live. We live very close to the airport.

Also, I fly six times a week. Our flight was at seven, 21, we were boarding at six, four day. Yes. I leave at five, third day. I, yes.

And I should like, I'm going to leave at five, fifth day. I'm like, okay, something in my gut. I woke up at five, fifth day. I'm face timing her in the line. I'm like, it's not good here, it's not good.

And I'm in the elevator. So I'm like, oh, can't hear you. I'm in the elevator. Hang up on her. And you text me and you're like, it's really bad.

Which reminds you my mom who like has to be at the airport four hours early. And I'm like, yes, silly mom, you don't have to be there. So I'm like, I'm glad that Paige is being prepared. One of us has to. But like, I live ten minutes from the airport.

I'll see you soon. Right. So four, seven, I am. There's nothing we can do. What could happen?

What could possibly happen?

So first of all, you know when you get to the place and like, there's so many cars

that you can't get out the Uber. And also I didn't have a new bird driver that was like on my team. Like he was very relaxed. Yeah. Like it was like, they were openings.

He wasn't taking it. And I was like, you're the first flight out. You're fine. So when I went on even parked and I'm like, sir, I need to get out. And he was like, you can't get out here and I'm like, yeah, again, watch me.

So I got out. I was like, five stars. Thank you. Get to the front. Now when I tell you the lines were out the door, yeah.

I fly a lot.

“Instead of me just being like, what's going to line?”

I'm like, okay, I'm going to outsmart this. I'm going to strategize. But I look down and I don't have my pre-check on, which is like, getting past. That was like some, some God shit. Like they were like, actually Mercury is an retrograde.

Yeah. Oh, I know. I know. I felt it. So I decided, okay, I can wait in line to try to get them to put pre-check on it.

So I start with that. Also, I went to the kiosk and the kiosk said, go fuck yourself. Yeah. You ever try a kiosk? And they're like, no.

Kiosk? I get that TSA is having a moment. They're having a problem. I'm not even having a... This is not that.

The kiosk is false. The people that work though for the airline, that, like, some of their root is, some of them mean as people I've actually met. And by the way, when I'm at an airport, it's fight or flight. Like, I'm not thinking logically.

“Well, your texting mean you're like, I just got through, are you okay?”

And I'm like, I'm locked in, I'm figuring this out. So the kiosk doesn't work. I'm like, I'm going to wait, get pre-check, and then the pre-check line is long though. But I'm like, this is my only way. Right.

So I'm waiting in line. It's not moving. So I'm like, fuck, okay. Then I go to the pre-check line and I ask the guy, like, can I go here and he goes, no, you don't have pre-check.

And he's like, shut up, bitch, and I'm like, yeah, so then I'm like, okay, I overhear someone saying that there's clear somewhere, and I'm like, where's clear? And they're like, door 752 and I'm like, yeah, I'm going. So I'm walking down. I feel like clear is the biggest scam ever.

Shout out to clear save my life though. Okay. But anyway. But now that everyone has it, the line is almost like, yeah, but I feel like they've gotten better.

Now, it's anyway, long story short. I finally see clear.

“Now, mind you pages texting me as she goes, how's it going?”

And I realize page I've been here for 30 minutes. I'm still not even in a line. You just been in the airport for 25 minutes, what should we do? Because what about the decision is make our break of if you're getting on the plane. If I committed to the wrong line, I'm fucked.

So instead, I was just walking in a little circle fighting with myself. I didn't know. I didn't know. And you're texting me like, are we doing well? Like update.

I'm like, I'm actually farther than I was when I first got to the airport.

Like I'm actually back in the Uber and I'm going home. Like I'm not. No, mind you. At this point, it's 640. We're boarding.

We're boarding. I'm still haven't gotten on a line. I'm trying to find where this clear line is. I go, I find the clear line and they're like, this is pre-check. And I'm like, I do a pre-check, but it's not going to be me.

And they're like, we don't care. So I find the non-clear pre-check. It's like 650 by now. And I see a giggler and she's like, hey, I just want to say, like, I love your pot. And I'm like, hey, I'm just going to fucking kill me.

Like, she's on this flight alone. I can't let her fly alone. Also, like, my flight's boarding and they're like, one, I'm like 15 minutes ago.

“And then she's like, I'm sitting on the plane asking the flight attendant like, hey, like, do you think your guys are like running on time or like, what's your vibe for shutting the door?”

Oh, and she looks at me and she goes, and she's like, what? And I'm like, my friend, she's coming and she looks me dead in the face and goes, we're not holding the plane for your friend. And I'm like, oh, okay, this is my thing. You're very powerful. So I was like, Pidge, work your fucking magic.

You get that plane to stop them. There's a VIP who wakes who sleeps too late. But by the way, you're like comfortable. Mind you, they were late trying to ignore and they did wait for my friend. So, so by the way, I finally get to, I get to the right line.

And now I'm like, sorry, I'm boarding and people, but I look around me, I'm like, everyone's missing their flight. So then I kind of, you can't just skip people, everyone's missing their flight. But then I asked one person, I was like, hey, I'm boarding the like, what time is you, you boarding and I was like 30 minutes ago. It was a great day for people on standby. Yes. Yes. Because so many people, I've like missed their flights and then those people got on.

Yeah. And as you know, like we don't always feel good about men, but there was like a 38-year-old man.

And he was like at the front of the clear line and like, I really don't like cut in line. But this was like, this is in emergency. This is your life on the line too. But didn't just affect me. No, I'm sitting on the plane thinking, like, okay, I'm not going to text this by my god damsel. I'm like, should I get off the plane?

I'm like, if you're not making it, I'm getting off the plane. So I'm still, I'm, it's 15 minutes. We've already been boarding. So I go to the sky and I go, hey, see mine if I cut in front of you. And he goes, you of course, hate when that happens. And I go, I don't know where this came from. I go, thank you, my king.

I said thank you, my king. Like what is, I've become like, no, man, are better than women. We need you guys. I go, thanks for inventing airports. And then a Googler was like, can I get a photo? I'm like, yeah, I'm missing my flight. And she's like that's so hand-accoded. I skipped this guy and I'm like, great. Still, the line's not moving.

Like, TSA is not functioning right now and it's not their fault, because people are not getting paid. So when I tell you, like, it didn't matter how many people I skipped. No one was moving. Yeah. Who cares if you're in the front of the front and stuff.

So then, finally, I put my stuff in the security, the baggage, whatever.

And it gets through and I'm with another guy. But it's not going through and some guy goes, did you leave your laptop in the bag?

And then I'm like, oh, fuck. You love your laptop in the bag. Yeah, because I'm a TSA pre-printess. Oh, so you didn't, did your bag have to go back through. So his bag has to go back through. And I know that's going to happen to mine.

And I'm like, I don't have this kind of time. Yeah. Like, pages literally obscured. Yeah, and alone. And fighting with... I just want to take a talk.

And I was like, sure, I was like, I was like, I can't pay him. And then I say, I'm, I'm D.

“Oh, wait, one of the guys was like, man, you have to stand back a little.”

You know, they get weird. It was like, where your foot is. And I just look at him and I go, my flight's boarding 30 minutes ago. And he's like, oh, damn.

Finally, my bag comes. And I've become like a four year old.

I'm like, I'm sorry, my laptop is there. I just, I'm going to miss my flight. And they're like, you dumb bitch, we don't care. We're not getting paid. And I'm like, well, it fell. This is all happening. I'm not telling you these details.

I don't want to stress you out further. When I tell you, they put it back in. They took the laptop out. I grabbed my laptop, grabbed my backpack. Just holding my laptop bare.

It's raw. And we're back at it again. Running through the river. And I texted you and I was like, and I don't want to make matters worse. But we're the last possible gate.

We're like 55. With this airport run, I put my phone in my pocket. Because we're 30 minutes pass boarding now. Yeah. That's the door's closed.

But I'm in Texas. But I'm giving it a last ditch. And I don't even want to know that I failed yet. I'm just going to try.

And I'm thinking, Knees up. Knees up.

I get so tired. I have to stop catching my breath. That is the most embarrassing when people see you stop and then start again. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. It goes, it felt like I was running for two hours.

Even when I was walking there, I stopped. It's a far gate. It's long. Now we're 35 minutes pass boarding you guys. Like, I'm not making this flight.

I'm texting Grace. And she's like, there's no other flights to Austin. And I'm like, damn, I bought this crazy dress. I'm not going to be able to wear it. Page is going to be their all scared alone.

No, I would have gotten, I would have landed in Austin and gotten on another flight back home. Like, I wasn't doing that without you. But you also were like, should I get off this plane and it gave a really romantic rom-com moment? Like, should I get off the plane?

And just be with you. And then Grace was also like my flights to delay. And I was like, I'm not being the representative. That would happen to you. But he might sell.

I feel like I'm not accepting pockets of the airport alone. Then, then I get to the gate. Everything's like closed. And I'm like, can I get on? And the guys like, yes.

So in that moment, I'm like, this, this was out of my power. Like, that was, that was Jesus Christ. Like, that was God. I think it accepted my feet. I was like, I've missed my flight.

That the universe was like, now we'll give it to you because you're not fighting us.

“And when you did get on the flight attendant looked at me and was like, is that your friend?”

I was like, never seen her before.

No. Well, no. The girl's sweating and panting. Nope. Also, by the way, I have, I'm not going to brag.

I'm going to brag. I'm a diamond medallion. Yeah. Okay. Give me some, I'm a diamond medallion.

Like, we're perfect on my name. Wherever I go, I say, say, thank you for being a diamond medallion. They say, and I say, thank you. So I get upgraded a lot. And I, I had a, I was sitting in two a.

Yeah. I get there. And they're like, oh, we have a problem. And in me, I'm like, I'm not going to make the flight. And they go, we gave your seat to someone else.

And I was like, at this point, I don't give a fuck. Put me back. And he's like, you are in the back. You're in. See, like, in that situation, it feels like they should have switched you guys.

Yeah. I'm thinking it's because I wasn't even pass security. Maybe when they needed. I don't know. And I'm just like, as long as they're dealing with a lot right now.

They're dealing with a lot. So I walk in. And yeah, you're sitting there. And you don't even make a gun. I'm telling you, you're like, I can't with you.

“Well, because I knew in the morning, I was like, no, I think we should leave a little bit earlier.”

When I tell you, I'm so sorry. And you're right. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. You're right.

You're right. The whole time you were right. My favorite part of that whole day, though, was then we landed in Austin. We had to immediately go because we were late leaving.

We had to immediately go to a meeting airport close. Didn't have time to change. We've got luggage. We're starving. We're like, also, it's freezing.

I was, see, 20 next to the two biggest men. And the guy was actually sitting in the, my seat. The, um, because I got the window seat. And there was empty seat in the middle. And the other guy was in the aisle.

So I was like, sorry, bro, you got to move. I'm sitting in the window seat. I shouldn't have been fucking be here right now. Yeah. And did you give it to you?

He gave it to me, but like, begrudgingly. And then he's also wearing a leather jacket. So like, it makes it worse that your leather jacket, your big shoulder leather jacket is like, in my neck. And then, of course, he falls asleep on your shoulder.

I'm sure they're touring. But also in that moment, I said,

We have for a sleeping in,

I mean, a little bit, just why deserve. So then me and him are cuddling. Yeah. I was like, getting here. I won't point on lean forward.

And he just like fell behind me.

“And I was like, I, I mean, he's on my lap.”

I was sitting on his lap. And we had a funky key. Yeah. His name was Andre. Um, but we, we land.

We land. We go to our meeting. Straight from. And like. Serious meeting.

Like people, like, people were contacting us prior to this meeting. Like, hey, do you want to like go over anything? Should we prep? And we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like we got it. They were executives there.

We're sitting there.

And we're like, we're going to order food because we're starving.

And mind you, it's like a, it's like 1130. It's like brunch time. And brunch is a whole different kind of order. You don't just order a sandwich. Like, I actually got a baggap for the table.

Yeah. And no one. No one is eating but me and you. But it was for us. I mean, they had jam on the side.

Like, I'm not just seeing baggap and jam on a menu and saying, No, thank you. Like, that's rude.

“And I ordered, I said, I want an omelet.”

I want a water. Mm-hmm. I want ice latte with vanilla and vanilla drinks. And I want orange juice. Yeah.

And a, and a side of sausage. Mm-hmm. Now the waiter. Sometimes waiters do this thing where they're like,

I've been a waiter for so long.

You tell me your order. I'm memorizing it. Or they go, let's see what I remember. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't want to play anything.

I'm like, I didn't sign up to test your memory. I don't want to play Russian roulette. Yeah. I'm just trying to order breakfast. I had, didn't write it down and I looked at him.

I said, this is going to be an order. Yeah. And he was like, he was like, okay, let me know if I get anything wrong. I'm like, no, that's not my job. So Hannah gets the omelet.

I get the breakfast sandwich. They're bringing over our food. I spot the waiter, bringing Hannah's over. And in my head, I'm like, that's not what she ordered. But we're in the middle of this meeting.

And she, yeah. Okay. There's five executives talking like serious stuff about like the art of podcasting. As they put our food down, the guy brought bread with like tons of salad. You know, I didn't order that with just one hard boiled egg with like curry on it.

So it comes out and immediately, this guy's taught the executive talking to me. I'm seeing colors. Like, I don't know what's going on. No, you're furious. I'm like, picking up my breakfast sandwich.

So dangerously I'm taking bite him looking over at Hannah. She's a gas. Now, good glors.

“In that moment, would you tell the executive to stop talking?”

So in front of everyone, you could say, this isn't what I ordered. I'm not a fucking monster. Also, I'm lucky to be there. I barely made it that morning. So I decided to suck it up.

And I'm slowly eating. He's like gross. Leaves of fucking like a rogula. And then for brunch. He wants a rogula for brunch.

And the guy's like, oh, that looks really good. Yeah. Everyone was like, oh, my God. I'm going to get that next time in my head. I'm like, she fucking hates it.

Then I'm done eating. Like, I kind of like push my plate forward a little. Like, okay, like, I'm finished with this. We're still talking in the meeting. Hannah sitting like directly next to me.

Very serious meeting, by the way. I just feel her elbow. I feel her elbow like brush up against me. And I like look over at her in the corner of my eye. Because this man is speaking.

She wants eyes locked. And I look over in the corner of my eye. She looks at me. And she then she looks at my breakfast. She looks at my breakfast sandwich.

And I know she's asking me if she can eat the rest of it. And so I don't say anything. And I just move my way. Like you touch the plate slightly. And I push it over to her.

And then she starts eating it in the executive ghost. Oh. So you guys are close. He goes, did you just ask her to eat her sandwich and then start eating it?

And I was like, yeah, we would know where, no words. And then I swear to God, he goes, you guys have really good pockets chemistry. And I was like, and that's just another reason. Geek with squat is working. Also, by the way, I was talking throughout the whole thing.

I was like, oh, yeah. And then the logistics. But we had a full conversation. You were like, the waiter didn't write it down on piss. I knew he was going to do this.

He fucked up my order. We had that full conversation while we were sitting there. Also, like, if you invite us to a breakfast meeting, we're getting full girl brunch. Yeah, and nobody else ate.

No one else ate. And they were just watching me, like, have a fight with the food. He didn't have to call us out. That was funny though. Also, we've finished each other's sandwiches.

Have they actually often creative? Of course, they are. So then we go to the hotel.

We go to the hotel. We go to the hotel. We get ready. We do glam. We take pictures.

We go to the awards.

And by the way, I'm tired.

Even though I slept late, I still only got four hours asleep. You know, I hate glam. And I tell you, I was like, look, I'm not really in a social mood. Yeah, it's just, we can do this. We're literally said to both of our assistants Grace and Josephie and just like the perfect people.

Hannah goes, hey, you guys sit on either side of me so that I don't really have to socialize a lot tonight. And I'm like, in my head, I'm like, mm-hmm. I'm like, I'm getting in my head, like, I'm nervous. I don't have it in me. I'm really tired.

I can't do this. We get there. Hannah is now the mayor of the event. Okay. She's going over to people's tables.

She's checking on them. She's asking if they need anything. She's taking selfies with everyone. She's like, I'm sitting at the chairs.

“Just being like, she's going to walk over and say, why did you guys let me do this?”

And you literally, you walk over. And you're like, guys, I'm socializing so much. Then the awards start. Okay. The awards start.

We present an award to the basement yard. They win. We love the basement yard. Love their wives too. It's our turn.

Like, our is the last award. And we win, amazing. We have a flight to catch after. Okay? We've to leave immediately and go to the airport.

I'm looking around. I'm like, where the fuck is Hannah? She's in the middle of like a mosh head. Like, she's honestly. She's like turning.

She's talking to the people. You're like turning. Yep, one second. Let me just finish over here. I've now put myself just behind a curtain.

Just a random curtain that I've found. I'm like, I'm just going to stand behind here. I text grace. And I'm like, we have to go. That's the thought to me.

It's like pages for life. I'm sad to do it right now. And I'm like pages. It's so overwhelming this moment. No, because you say one thing.

You do another. Well, I would. I really just.

“I, when I, I couldn't even be 150 or nothing.”

Yeah. And I do get social anxiety where I'm like, I don't want to have to turn it on. Like, I don't want to have to be that girl. But once it's on, it's on. It's on.

I can't. I can't scale back on her. And look, Eliza Slesinger was there. And I was catching up with her. We said the, the basement yard.

We were just like meeting random people in the podcast space. And next thing you know, I'm like, I love socializing. This is where I shot. But, okay. It's like found me in the corner.

I'm just like covering my face with a napkin. And I'm like, we have to go. You were like, I committed to the plan. I didn't talk to anyone.

So then when we first were announcing the first award.

But then by the way, we're standing backstage. And it was a, it gave you like a little moment of like, when we were on tour. And you were like, I'm a little bit nervous to go on stage. And I just look at you. And I go, by the way, I'm not really the teleprompter.

And she turns me and she goes, hey, you know, that, like, the lines that I wrote and like gave to the guy to put in the teleprompter. Yeah, I actually just decided I don't like any of it. I'm like, no, no. Read the teleprompter.

Yeah, I'm not going to go. If I go off script, you just go with it. And you're like, hey, you're like, hey, I'm just saying the lines. Time to go off the script. I'm feeling a creative urge just like express myself in a different way. So we're out there off script completely off script.

No, but before we go out there. Oh, yeah, the stage manager, he goes, okay, you guys, you're going to walk out there. Page around the left. Tanner, you're on the right.

And he goes, ah, quick question. Is that changeable? Can I go on the right? And he goes and he's like looking at his papers. And he's like, absolutely not.

You must be on the right. And page must be on the left. And you're like, okay, I'm going to need to talk to your boss. What? Who are you working for?

“Because that's crazy that you're like the only thing you have”

to do is having to stand on her monster side. And the guy starts laughing. And I go, my enemy's not to get me. Who's your boss? Let me talk to them.

And he's dying laughing. I think it's funny. And I'm like, when does this matter where we stand? Yeah. And you know the only thing I care about is not wearing my hair in a ponytail. Yes.

And not standing on the right side. You're extremely passionate about not wearing your hair in a ponytail. And anything else I'm very laid back about totally. Arguably very chill. Except an on like reading teleprompters.

Which is the I love a teleprompter. Yes. Because you like organization preparation. Yes. And like there it is.

I don't have to think about that. And I like showing that you can read. Yes. It is always a plus. Like see all my haters.

Including me. So like eyes like laughing. I don't like it's not funny. I think. Like sure.

Not actually being a comedian right now. Like I'm I'm. I literally looked him like what would happen if I just like what on the left side. And he's like laughing. I'm like.

I'm not.

I think it was the lower third.

I think we're streaming it.

Yeah. So we go out. But yeah.

I was going broke out there.

And I blocked out. I don't know what I said.

“And I do have to say they posted our speech.”

And it was really, really fun and cute. But I wanted to announce. I don't think anyone called it out. But there's a moment where like they gave me the award. And I went to give it to you when you were speaking.

Yeah. And then I pulled it back. Yeah. And after I drew like what was that? It was really heavy.

And as I was giving it to you. I was like, she's going to like. You literally made me out on stage. I was like. I was like.

No. I'm like. She's my award. No. It looked like I literally was like.

Thank you.

But it was like very heavy.

Yeah. And I was like as the man won. I was like, I'll hold it while you can like speak. When we were done presenting. We were like going back out to sit for the rest of the awards.

And we saw both of our assistants sitting on the couch. And we just were like. How cuter they? How adorable. Just so shout out.

Grace and Josephine for literally. We had the best time. Then we all flew home together. And we just had like the best time. Yapping.

I also think it is crazy. There are like some podcasts that have like huge productions. Which. Yeah. What are going on stage?

It's like seven people blind. But everyone was thinking a lot of people. I was like, wait. Who are these people? What did they do?

But I just have to say our team is literally. Me, you. And grace. Yeah. And a giggly squad.

Grace hasn't slept in years. But we spoil her. I promise. And I forced her to get a cat. We got her case.

It is. On our way home. But shout out to like such a small operation.

“I think if you try to make your operation too big sometimes not to talk business.”

But like you can lose quality control. Yeah. And too many clicks in the kitchen. Too many clicks in the kitchen. Also people who may not like clear.

Giggly is a well-oiled machine. It's a well-oiled small simple machine. But we have to say. It's all the gigglers. Yeah.

Like the. The gigglers make this podcast. All of you won this award. Yeah. Like this is for you guys being the fucking funniest, smartest, hottest, most beautiful girls and gays in the world.

And I actually said that about you guys in the meeting. Oh, I did. Well, I. I like, you're like, you're not going to believe it. But like, they're all the gigglers of jobs.

No, you're like, they have professions. Which I have to make a quick edit. Obviously, I messed up something last week again. Hmm. About the Smithsonian.

Also people have to talk about. When you have no-be fingers, it really is harder to text. Hmm. And also, um, just us.

“Do you know when you flush a bathroom and they have those fancy ones that are like a circle?”

Hmm. You press down the circle? Yeah. When you have long nails. Yeah.

I do. But like, that's not good for women. No, it's not. Made for women. It's not.

Oh, yeah. So she said, "Died over the shoutout. I work at the African-American history. Smithsonian." I work at the African-American history Smithsonian.

They want to give us a tour if we ever go to DC. They have exhibits on sports and fashion that can be catered to our respective interests. And that's being a giggler. They're all like genius women. They really are.

And we didn't even notice in the Smithsonian why? I thought that was like a man. Maybe it is a man. Um, how are you? I'm good.

Are you? Wait, I need to talk about my lemme day. Yes, yes. It was my favorite day of my entire life. Like it was truly the best day of my whole life.

Knowing you and like stuff you used to talk about before these things happened to you makes it more magical. Like you love the Kardashians. I love them.

It's always on in your apartment.

I've never been a hater of them. There is nothing they could do to make me hate them. I'm obsessed with every single one of them. So when we first got an email that Lemme wanted to collab with us, we were actually sitting in a deaf me office like around the table. And one of the are deaf new people was like, "Okay, this is going to sound crazy but like Lemme wants to collab."

And I like lost my mind. And they were like, "We didn't know like if you were going to want to do it." And I was like, "Gunno wanted to do it. Are you kidding?" When you text to me it was like the most like star struck of it. There were like some sleep week. She thought it would be cute if we like collabed on let me sleep like I was like no perfect The marketing rights itself also just like thank God I created a brand that's like in the bed because anytime I go somewhere

They're like okay, and the first shot is you in the bed. I like perfect. Thank you. I also it wasn't just you like holding a lemme gummy it was you Spending a day with Courtney So we pull up, okay, first I obviously get glam. I like taking pictures like look my outfit We pull we drive to Calabassus. We pull up when you pull up it wasn't what I was expecting it to look like on the outside

I don't know like complex. I've been to Calabassus. No, never been to Calabassus. I don't know what was a real thing

“I thought it was just part of the it's very sweet. It's very cute. It's far though”

But like they must live near him. They live near us convenient. So we got there. We're in the parking lot We're like about to walk in and we walk in To like girls sitting at the front desk and they're like hey welcome to Kim's studio and I'm like oh You're like Kim who so you there's like a little computer in the front and it's like you click you go into fake computer Hannah it felt like Barbie life size. I was like this is not real. There's no way this can be real

So it's a little computer and you click like Kim's office or Kim's studio And so we click like Kim's studio. You're immediately you're signing an NDA on top of the NDA But you've already signed even like agree to get the NDA about your NDA

Yeah, they're like you're breaking right now

Now, you can say sign an NDA So you walk in it's Stunning beautiful like everything is exactly what you think it's going to be and So then we like keep walking back and then we like enter into like the glam room It's just which of course I have it's just rows of it's my dream. They're just makeup artists in every room

Like giving touch up to you. It's a rows of glam chairs with like mirrors light perfectly on the other side It's just like a massive couch that looks like a bed and Then it's just like lines of Daphne clothes and then like inside the studio is like the bed and everything

“You know what I have to say that you have to be proud of the Kardashians”

That is a business run by woman women. Oh, yeah, like every single decision is made by a woman It's not women written by men and like these are powerhouses making those decisions There was like random people in different parts like working on different stuff that you could like tell There's a lot of people. Well, they're running For businesses and not every of their business is even in that

Yeah, one building. I don't think so then one of Courtney's like people come over and they're like okay. Courtney's pulling off like we'll start in a little and so I'm like Okay, let me pee like before we really start and mind you. They wrapped our phone So like we couldn't take any pictures So we were like very present in the moment because we could only look at each other like we had nowhere to look you go

Hi, who are you guys? I got a name to meet you page so nice to meet you. And there's one moment You would blow up There's one moment like I go in the bathroom and I like how to not a panic attack But I was like oh my god like I bet the Kardashians office I'm about to shoot with

Courtney and you never met her before and never met her before for anyone who says that Courtney doesn't work

She is one of the most efficient workers. I've ever met in my life. She showed up She was ready. We shot them professional shot for like an hour Maybe an hour and a half got everything her team In fact the nicest people ever like it was truly so much more down to earth and normal then

I was expecting like we were just key-keying one thing I have to say about the Kardashians is they have longevity and you don't have longevity unless you're like Good to work with and work efficiently. No, there was a moment where they were like okay heads closer together and like I'm like in Courtney's bosom You know like I'm like literally laying on her and I turn to her next second base. You have a really relaxing presence and she's like Thank you so much Thanks a lot. She's like she felt very like maternal like I was just like

Yeah, I was just like wait you're very like calm was there anything about her that was different than what you thought it would be Not at all. She like went into like a some long-winded story that like I don't even remember now

“But I'm like all listen to you for hours. I think she like Chloe is by far like the comedian”

Yeah, but Courtney makes me laugh. No, she's like she's unintentionally really fun. She's so dry and so honest She doesn't mind me of you in a way. Yeah, we're like she'll just say it and own it. Yeah, like she'll just be like gross I love it. I'm just like obsessed with her that is so cool. And it just shows the view dreams Manifestation is real. No, I was on such a high after that then like my whole team We all went to the Beverly Hills hotel

I even got like an alcoholic drink of is on the show that. Yeah, I had a glass of wine No, it was so fun and that was before I Did sag so I was out there and we shot lemme when it comes to meeting like people you admire There's one thing to like get a selfie with them, but to actually spend quality time with them and see how their brain works and like Be like she was just so nice like and she didn't have to be as overly nice to me as she was she could have just been like

Yeah, we're doing this thing. It's like for my brand like let's get it done like great to me

So everyone remember to be kind. I say grab the worst day and like a random person like says they like my poncho like Like my days turn around. Go up to a random person and say like they're pondering. I believe in humanity Have they actually often creative the parents? Really, I alter. So by speed, I had a lot of fun. I got a very good postcard on my other side of my V2

“And that's why I just wanted to do the whole marketing with Jeefe's new book in Schnaps Berlin, give her ways to take it”

Is it kind of give her ways when you see her head or do you have your word clobberine? No, it's from Mark Oveklink, the kangaroo rebellion. Yet, by bookbite and overall vowspücher and hürbücher, I give it Oh, I say something crazy in controversial. Please. It's actually not like whatever. Yeah, I don't think I'll ever get Botox ever again for the rest of my life

Like I'm never get I'll don't think I will ever inject my fate. I don't think I'll ever do any anti-aging like at a doctor ever again

A weekly's freaking out right now. And they're like send it to the press Here's what I'll say. I'm so thankful. I'm so thankful that I have the mom that I have that was like if you ever touch your face I'll fucking kill you. Well, you were kind of the test rat for us totally. I was like, yeah, go get Botox I'm your ghost and like you guys and I waited a couple Savi the fuck off. Well, you went you went there. I went over board

Okay, tell me where you made the mistake. So when I first got so I was like I'm 33 You never made a mistake. I was like I'm 33. I really want to try it. So I'm happy that I waited until I was 33 years old Also, your feed is just full of women being like and I got Botox here and I got Botox here This how I look at Botox and they're just like looking stunning and whatever. I just don't

“Think it's worth it. Like I think there are so many pros, but I think there are so many cons. Like I think it made me uglier honestly like”

Ultimately, I think my experience with it is I think it was made my face look worse than it did

Better and I think not like for who injected me none of that. I just think for my own face I didn't like I don't like it at all. So first you got your forehead and your initial reaction was I love it I'm obsessed with it. I got my forehead and then I got like right here and why and I got my chin and you got your chin Then I went back three months later Got like a little bit more in my forehead a little bit more in my chin which messed up my mouth for the whole time

Like since I've had which I think that was like in January now we're almost in March And I just I think it just puts such a bad taste in my mouth because it's like you go to get something and then you hate You have more problems than before to get problems. I'm more insecure about your face a hundred percent and so like I feel like it'll be Almost pretty much dissolved by like I would say by the summer. I'll probably be like back to my normal face and I don't think that's a one

To never convince me to go back and get Botox and the only reason I want to say that is because I know that so many girls might have gotten it when you

Might have gotten it because they're like because I did it like okay like maybe it's time Yes, we're all like pretty much all the same age But I know there's so many girls that listen to us who are in college and sometimes even a little bit younger I don't think they should get it that is so powerful of you to say and I appreciate as someone who hasn't gone Botox yet 'cause I want to see what your experience is going to be perfect. What a friend. Yes, you might see lines on your face

Which I personally love my lines because one it gets me more respect in the boardroom When I'm stuff in my face with a croissant sandwich that I stole from you and telling them about yeah strategy They can tell I've seen some shit. I feel like I've also kind of hit in age where I'm like Well, one I feel like I'm like hotter than I was when I was like 25 so much But two, I also feel like I've hit an age where I don't want to look like a young girl in the

“20s because I'm like wait, do you know how awful girls in their 20s are treated?”

Like I don't want to look like I'm not young. I would be talking too much to get tested. Yeah, it's horrible, but There is also a thing aging does not mean uglier. Right. Let's normalize that aging is growth is knowledge is also Like grace literally said to us the other day. We're in the elevator and she was like I can't wait to be your age and we were like why and she was like because you guys are so pretty And I She said that to us. You weren't listening. No, but like we're inspiring her is in like I mean

I've lost my baby fat. I also know my face better I've found the right hair color. Like I'm evolving back on the right hair. I also will come from a line of women who are

Epic every single one but also like when I see a man on the street who has like gray hair or like Salt and pepper beard or something. I'm like, oh hot like it to me. Yeah, like that guy's like older and hot and those things and not that I'm saying like

I'm not gonna I would never die like

I'm would never have gray hair. That's one thing that I wouldn't do they can be chic like it can be chic But like I will die my hair when I get to that point But I don't blonde no like I'll beat it through that, but I just don't think I will like okay anti-aging like I cream great But I don't think I'll ever go But again, I would argue six surgeon and get something anti-aging until I'm like in my 50s

I would argue that a lot of these products though like I'm so sick of girls putting on products and TikTok and being like like how glossy my skin looks I'm like, yeah, you just put something shiny on You're just an oil band that's an oil like people like look how shiny my skin is and like cause you put an oil on it It's an exchange but and even like the under eye stuff. It's so expensive and I'm like is it that different than like the other stuff now

“When I got Botox do I think it was phenomenal for my crows feet totally but I think the cons outweighed”

That like one benefit and not to talk shit, but sometimes when people have too much Botox and they smile and they don't have crows feet it looks like a horror movie smile where they're like Yeah, yes So I just don't think I'll ever do it again and but I'm happy I actually am happy that I was the guinea pig for this because I do feel like a lot of gigglers

We're like I have like a lot of women even in my real life be like wait I think I'm gonna get it now like where'd you go or like how do you like it and so I'm just like So you wouldn't even get a little forehead honestly I don't think so I don't know yeah, okay Maybe like next fall if I'm like oh, maybe I'll just get like a little in my forehead Okay, but I don't think I'll ever do it the way I did it. I also think you have a particular job where you're speaking

You're a comedian. No, it has been so You're in your beard like hold talk when you're hosting with with too much Botox it's difficult The amount of things I've been I've googled for the last three months like I actually think it almost made me feel like It looked like I it didn't look like I got lip filler because my lips didn't like get bigger But it almost made me feel like the shape of my lip

Change for some reason yeah and I hated it. I was like I have amazing lips and I have an amazing mouth

Like I don't know The Kardashians there was a time where Kim did something to her chin where like the her lips looked like lower

“Yeah, then they were and she like fixed the only thing I could think about was”

Wow how many girls get suckered into getting like filler and then that doesn't go away I was so thankful like I kept just reminding myself like okay, it's Botox Like it's gonna go away. You're not gonna be like this forever and thank fucking god So if you're contemplating filler or Botox Don't do that. I'm obsessed with you. My biggest piece of advice to is

Stop looking in the mirror so much girls. Okay, no what like people are looking in the mirror trying to like find issues Sorry, that's my hobby. No, but like Pain the other hand. I was at my apartment. I was like sorry. I think I'm gonna go do my hobby and Grace was like You're gonna read and I was like I'm gonna shower do a face Do my skin care you would do skincare all day if you if you could yeah

Where I'm like my person like who's on the couch at night, and I'm like oh No, I ate a full hour before I get into bed. We live so much different lives I think yeah, it's a red light up to I have to tune fork

And kitty loves it. She loves that. I also have to say though when you're always looking the mirror

And you're always picking yourself apart like you're not seeing again is dysmorphia at some point And at one point, let's say you're like oh, I hate these lines on my face when I'm really I fully have body dysmorphia by dysmorphia and I try my best and I say that you're beautiful and you're like you're my best friend Of course you see the chin up. I'm like contractually Half just say that in pots don't you're like I'm surrounded by yes people

No, that's when I call my mom whenever I feel like you're surrounded by yes people I just call my mom. I'm like what do you think she's a get your mouth fucked up. Yeah But there's a moment where like okay, let's say I have some lines on my face Yeah, but then in your situation I get Botox now I hate myself in a different way that feels unfamiliar to me I'm gonna even more mad because you're like this isn't even me. I wasn't born. It's in my fall

This isn't my that's the outer thing and then you feel like you're not even your true self

“I'd rather be my true self and ugly. Yes, then someone else making me ugly. No, that's what it is”

I'm like I rather be of myself the way I was made than hate myself for what I did hate yourself authentically

I don't even see their soul anymore

“Yeah, that's why I'm just I feel like I wanted to say this because I know there's so many girls that get”

Fillur and that's so Not Repairable the way like Botox is and so I didn't even want now that I ever thought about getting filler because it truly does scare me but there's also a like idea of when you do filler like you're trying to look how you used to be which is what we were saying

We're like what if you'd discover what you're gonna look like why are we always trying to be like what we were?

“And honestly, I'm actually low key not that worried about aging like I've never really been that”

nervous about aging because like we don't drink like we really don't like we are not People that like have a drink every week. I had like three cases deas the other night. I woke up with a hangover Like that was crazy. No, we were hungover from the Mexican. Well, I was hungover from socializing so much

You can't be the bell of the ball. Just exhausting, but I never really think about aging like that because I know that I

Have a drink maybe like once a month. Yeah, would this this episode has been so informative and I really love that you said that like that Was you were like I tried it with a whole open heart. Yeah, and this is my feedback and this is my this is my journey And if you want page to try out anything else She will just damn me. I will I do think I am gonna go get my groany delay But anyway, I do keep you posted also before we rock wrap up

I want to let you guys know that my Buffalo Wild Wings commercial is out. Yes, now this is my first ever TV commercial

And it's so funny because I feel like it's so Glamorous page first hand I quoted like pages like if I make some marshals all year or for the rest of my life I want but you're like I have a trust in me. I'm doing let me I'm doing you know

“I'm on a species we love branding at pages. I'll go ahead. Yes, but then I think I call them like I'm obsessed with b-dubs”

I also Hank I shot with Beck Bennett from SNL who does the voice of Hank and we riff the whole time It was so much fun. I'll tell you guys more about next episode. Check it out. I just posted But shout out to be dubs and shout out to Botox And we love you guys so much. Bye

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