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Hello, my grimacing iglers. OK, what does that mean? Grimmis is this. OK. Let's miss smiling.
It's a grimace. Yeah, OK. We've started a movement. It's soft smile summer. The girls aren't smiling.
βTo people, please, we're just being ourselves.β
And if you don't smile, people still love you. I don't know. I just made that up. How are you? I haven't smiled once in solid air.
That's a lie, because you've posted two TikToks smiling at the end. And it was giving. You don't care about your best friend. I was like, oh, OK, just attack me. To my face.
I have been thinking about you a lot. No, you know what I'm going through. And you decided to smile in two out of two alpha talks. Crazy. And people noticed the other night I faced time to Anna,
and it was actually so sad, because she goes-- I haven't been able to give my real smile all day, because I don't want to scare people. And now that I get to laugh with you on FaceTime, it's so free. No way.
So you guys, I'm at my job. Yeah. And the good news is it's going well,
βbecause I'm like, leaning into being serious.β
But I can't smile, because it makes me look like I'm crying. And it freaks people out. So I have to hold it in until I get back to my hotel room and then just like-- [LAUGHTER]
You know what? I'm actually really proud of us, though, because I feel like whenever we go through something, also, I've been shitting my brains out here. Yeah, I don't want to bring it up.
We make it acceptable for the girls to just repeat themselves. Well, it's so cool that we say something that's like so depressing and sad, and then all the gigglers are like, I feel us alone.
This happened to me, or this isn't happening to me, but I at least can laugh at you. Like the fact that some people literally-- I was in the darkest depression, and then I watched the YouTube of you trying to smile.
And it brought me out of it, and I'm like, it was worth it. It was worth it.
It was worth it, stabbed me a million times.
But my feed now, every nurse, doctor, practitioner, is now doing videos about what happened to me. Trying to help. Which is kind of great, because I'm getting all this free advice. But all the advice is like, you're fucked.
Yeah, you have a couple of months. And some of them are like, this was extremely rare. How did this happen to both Paige and Hannah? No, within a couple of months. How are ops are working over time?
But also, I feel like nurses are nervous, because they're like, hey, guys, Botox isn't as horrible as Paige and Hannah making it seem. They just have really bad luck. And I'm like, OK, well, the math is amazing.
This statistics that me and my best friend in the course of three months had a Botox misapp. This was the third time I did Maceder. So I'm one for three. You're one or two.
Yeah, you're one for two, one of two, one of two, OK. So that's two out of five. That's almost half. You've lost three. Sorry, I've actually tapped out.
It's 40%. Wait, by the way. I ever said. Being in Toronto, I forgot to tell you. I got to my flight early.
And then I looked at when the flight was boarding. And it said, 2010. And in that moment, I was like, I'm not going to make it.
Because like, the second, it's a milk.
Once you're in the 20s, like, I feel like 15, I could do the math.
Once you're in the 20s, that's like, you've lost me.
It's the next day.
At that point, it's the next day.
And then I realized the reason, me and you podcasting when you're in Italy, totally fun, totally easy. The hard part is we can't do math. So I'll be like, page, I'm free at 4pm. And she's like, don't know when that is.
I'm like, cool, cool. So I'm going to try to discourage all the Zoom with me. And Josephine was like, hey, they want to do it. And I go, OK, if they're in California, we're fucked. I was like, you tell them, pick a time.
And I'll see if I'll be there. If I had to carry a one to get to that time, we're not doing it.
βSo again, now we're just like, hey, are you free in the next 20 minutes?β
And if we're not, then we just wait. We can't, we haven't set one time.
Also, I was running on the treadmill.
Do my brows brag. You see how fast I was running? Uh-huh. Cause you're fast to twitch myself. Turns out, I wasn't running miles per hour.
I was running running kilometers per hour. OK, I stepped on the scale here. And it's in kilograms. And I go, yeah, I like that number. You know what?
I'm not even going to convert that because that seems nice. I thought I was like going to limp you and I go, wow. I jogged once and I'm running at nine for seven minutes. I actually was like, so I was like, holy shit. I'm a, I was Kendall Jenner.
I was like, I'm athletic, so genetically athletic. But babe, sauna life, it's been a lot. I love this sauna. How many minutes are you going in for? Well, this is the thing.
There's a sauna at my hotel, but it's not like a full person sauna. It's like two people, I mean, it's two people. Like it's not like a big sauna. So I get, I keep having these sauna interactions, which I didn't know was legal.
The first one, sit down, a man comes in.
And I'm like, should I call the police? Like is that, are you, I'm in the sauna? Like, why would you call my sauna? Turns to me, he goes, hey, really liked your special. Another man, I must have been on the background
of his girlfriend, it's like living room. How are they finding us? Okay, that's not right or cool. Then the next day, I'm in the sauna watching Wimbledon. And these two are gossiping gossiping.
βThey turned to me, they go, sorry, what time is it?β
I look up, I'm like, I don't, I can't read military time. I don't know. And 37, 42, who the fuck knows? And the guy was a gay glary, he turns to me, goes, oh, kind of brainer, oh my god.
So I'm two for two, starts asking me about all the tea going on. And I said, look, what happens in the sauna stays in the sauna. So I'm gossiping, they get out, sauna yesterday. There was a girl in, like, it's by the pool, wearing a full thong in the sauna, like, I guess bathing suits you like that now.
I go in, there's a huge, like butt mark from her sitting in the pool. Wait, like a beach. That's disgusting. No, I was like, I'm kind of, sauna culture. I don't understand yet, it's freaky me out.
I got into a fight in the sauna one time, what happened? Okay, I go into this, I'm in a building, I'm in an apartment building. It's a communal sauna, but girl, it's in a girl's locker room. So it's just women, but it's like a pretty big sauna, like it's two rows. If you really want to pack 10 people in there, you could.
I work out in the gym, and then I go into the locker room, and I go in the sauna.
βAnd I'm in my workout clothes, and I kept my sneakers on, okay?β
And I'm sitting there, my feet are on the ground. This woman comes in, and she's wearing, she's also in like workout, like regular clothes, but no shoes. And she says to me, you know, it's really rude to come in with your sneakers on. People lay their heads down, like lay on these benches.
And I turn to her, and I go, well, that's disgusting, because this is a communal sauna, and why would someone be laying their sweaty body down? So I kept my sneakers on, and was like, "That's where me and you were different." I would've been like, "I am so sorry. This is your culture.
I don't understand your culture. I'm taking off my shoes. I love when you sat there and looked at her the whole time." I was this close to being like, "And who the fuck are you?" To tell me what I'm going to do in the goddamn sauna.
I go, well, that's disgusting. You shouldn't lay down in it. The sauna is full of people's sweat. She was trying to tell me I was in like a health code violation. I was like, "No, no, lady.
I think you were with your bare ass feet."
I also said, "I go, well, I would be nervous to not have socks and shoes on b...
that's how foot fungus spreads." So hop off my dick, lady. I love all the women around you being like, "That would point, sir, being made." And I suddenly don't want to be here anymore. No, I feel like that's where COVID started.
And like, I took this relaxing experience, and just... Well, being in a small, hot space with strangers is my nightmare and I had three bad experiences. No, no, no.
The second one was fun because we gossip, but like, I just want to watch women well then.
You're in a different place than you typically are, and I would say that like when people when you're in a random situation and someone does want to talk to you, you're very happy and jolly, and you do want to engage, but you're going through a time right now. No, I know. Because you can't talk, that's your favorite thing to do, is talk, no, no. And I do have to say the one thing that's getting me through this, and if we're being so
real with each other, yeah, let's. I'm getting so much attention. Like if I wasn't getting attention, you guys, I would be like in a really, really bad place, but I go to sleep at night, and I go at least people are talking about me. At least we will care enough, and it's actually crazy because when it first started happening,
I was on TikTok, and I found like two or three girls that had happened to, and all these
βgirlies are now posting, being like, hey, you guys remember when this happened to me,β
it's happening, it had a burner, and the girl was so funny, she's like, how to burn her,
we got another divadown, she didn't look at my, so we're kind of all bonded, even meridess, she said it happened to her, making trainers said it happened to her, and it's, it's, do you guys are going down to this, it's not saying when it happens, because they're embarrassed, because when it happened to me, I literally, I would tell everyone that would listen.
I'd be like, I know you don't know me, so you don't know what my actual smile looks like, but look at this, because they're saying it. Like, I wanted to tell everyone, so I don't get it, like, I'll get the girls, and don't be embarrassed. But the Googlers, yeah, they're getting me through it by laughing, and like, people are
telling me, like, just that it's, it made them happy, and that makes, like, it really, like, for a month of sadness is cured for sure, where I would have been really sad.
βUm, so yesterday we were trying to record, you, you were going through it, are you okay?β
You know, this is my karma for laughing in my TikTok, so my friend can't move her face, because we truly have switched positions. I was, and, you know, this is my own fault, because I came on to the trip, and I said, I'm going to eat a fuck ton on this trip. You were determined.
I was determined, and it takes me a couple of days to like, acclimate to anywhere. Like, I can't, and sometimes people will have this problem where like, they can't go to the bathroom on vacation. I get the opposite where I'm like, it's running through me to the point that last night we were at dinner, and I said, I looked at the table, and I go, guys, I've had a lovely time, but if I don't run back to the room, I will
in fact, shit myself here at the table. So, it's been lovely, but I must, I must check. So, I literally record after dinner, so I'm like, hey babe, haven't heard from you, and she's like, I literally physically can't get off the toilet right now. Here's the worst part.
I run back to my room, my room and my brother's room, we have like a joining door. A doorbell.
βIn Europe, you take, you have to put your, your key card in like, the slot from like,β
right when you walk in the door for like the electricity, okay? Yep. I run back to the room, they're doing, turn down service in my room. Oh no, I'm like, I'm like, it's okay, like, and they're like, oh, well, like, yeah, I'm like, no one speaks English, I'm like, I didn't, like, I, I go into my
brother's room, pitch black. I don't have his key card, obviously, so I'm sitting on the toilet, sheer black. Just pitch black, and honestly, let me tell you, and were you sure you found the toilet? I had to use my flashlight on my phone. Okay.
I'm like, wait, so you sat there in darkness, just relieving yourself. Imagine if your brother walked in. Then he came in later and he was like, are you fucking kidding me?
And actually, when we first got to the hotel, I went into a hotel room and I like really
had to go to the bathroom. So I go into the hotel room, I go to the bathroom and then I come out and I'm like, I actually want the other room, like, I don't want this room. I want the one my brother said.
I go, let's switch, go, Regina Jordan.
I go, let's switch rooms, and he's like, okay, and so we switch rooms, and then he goes, "Did you pick a shit in?" It was like the most brother sister thing, and I was just like, yeah, I did. What are you gonna do about it? Tom, mom.
It was, yeah, I literally, going on vacation with your siblings, is like, reverting back to childhood, like, everyone reverts back to their position in the family. I feel like. The only person that finds my mouth funnier than you is my brother.
βNo, my parents are like, being actually really like, are you okay?β
My brother, he can't even look at me without crying hysterically. He thinks it's a funny thing.
But my dad, by the way, I always have a nervous stomach too, and I'm known.
I like to, when I get to a restaurant, I go to the bathroom, not just to go to the bathroom, but to like, see the audience. Like, yeah, I need to know the full restaurant, and the bathroom is a huge experience. So whenever I go to a restaurant, I go, I have to go to the bathroom. I like to, how to take, between appetizer and main, I like to just clean it out.
Go really for yourself, yeah. And my dad always goes, "You're going to go to the bathroom, dad's a surprise." That's just a surprise. That's like it's a favorite thing. Oh, Hannah's going to the bathroom. Yeah, it's a surprise. Have you ever tried to go non-dairy for like longer than three minutes? Yeah.
I've done it for like a meal, and then the next meal I forgot. That's my thing too. Whenever I'm like, I'm on a diet. I literally forget. You have to remember. And they go, yeah.
I'm also like, is there dairy and scallion cream cheese? Like, yeah, I'm like, okay, well. You're like, okay, well, I plan on having a bag also. I know. One thing I do want to point out that's very different from European hotels to American hotels.
Why is there already a fork and knife in my hotel room when I have not ordered anything?
Like, I'm thinking, amazing.
Because I happen upon a meal, they're like, don't worry, we got you, we're like, you don't want to.
βWe're like, if you're, I don't know any hotel in America, you have to find a fork.β
Yeah, I'm like, hey, could you send up a fork, and they're like, wow. Eight years later, we got to turn this place upside down. We're in Italy. They're like, what if you come home and you have a little snack? What would you do?
And there's also a little butter knives. There's a little butter knives, right? Which is what happened last night when I came back to the room to go to the bathroom. Then my family came back and they brought me. My leftover ravioli and so then I ate it then.
What I love about us and our families too is we're so many character energy. Like, whether it's better good, it's going to be about us. Like, it is the page and Hannah show non-stop. My dad literally goes, why are you so tired? I go, because I have to perform every night at 8 p.m.
What would we do at dinner if I wasn't performing? Like, I'm exhausted. I'm doing two weeks, I'm show. I've been writing.
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The dragon is going to be a bit more important. Oh, I have a question. Yeah. So at my hotel, I'm here for three weeks. I realized I have to do laundry at the hotel.
I've never done this before.
Honey, you know, I love an amenity at a hotel. You want to know what I did this year?
βWell, I checked in, they bring our bags up.β
I called down and I go, hey, any chance you guys have an unpacking service. They go, Mr. Sorbel, of course. I go amazing. I'm going to go to the pool and they're like, great. We'll send someone up.
I get changed. I go to the pool. I have my day. I come back up on the clothes hanging. Amazing.
Lovely. Do you yourself a favor? Ask for that next time you're at a hotel. Well, this is the problem. I don't like calling people.
Second of all, so there's laundry back. It says laundry. So I'm like, okay, I could do this. But then it has a slip. I've already done two loads here.
I love using laundry. I'm good. I have a huge thing of laundry. I have to go through and tell them how many of each thing. Well, you waited too long.
You got to do it. You got to do it once a week. I'll do it after the pod. Okay. Yeah.
But it's going to feel so good. So that's like one of the only slips I like filling out. Like two. What's this? I wasn't anticipating being in the sauna every day, so I only brought four
t-shirts. No, you're a bit busy. I want to say something about Love Island. What about? I'm fully caught up on you last.
I said I wasn't going to do this, but here we are. And I'm fully caught up because I can't be out of the loop of anything. And you know what? I'm like, you guys aren't even love real Love Island fans. So like, if anyone's going to be in the combo, I'm going to be in the God, is this
a kidding? Oh my, that's the ruin. So when you guys bug I've ever seen the bugs here are big. Like they're meaty. Like they eat a lot.
Yeah. I'm like, I'm so. Why? I was watching like one of the most recent episodes. And it's so interesting watching like obviously watching reality TV and especially like a game
show type reality TV where they're in like this incubus where it's only what they're dealing with. So there's this girl. And Naya, she was coupled up with this guy, his name is Casey. They go to Casa more blah blah blah whatever.
She comes. She's like, I'm going to stay single, hopefully he stayed single. He doesn't. He comes back with a girl. They get in this like, hold the thing, whatever.
But there is a moment where she starts crying because he's come back with a girl.
And I have never watched a reality television show and cried because I don't know.
I'm just Scorpio. Yeah, that's just not something I would ever do. I literally started tearing up because I knew I knew in my gut not only was she dealing with like this guy, just being like the biggest asshole, like honestly a lot of the men on love island this year because they're Gen Z are very redpilled and it's very scary.
And I don't think people are realizing it to the full potential, like the way they talk about the girls doing sexual things is very, very back in time. It's actually like concerning, anyway, that's a whole separate situation I digress. But I could tell that I'd started tearing up because I could tell that she was crying because she wanted to be like, and I'm being filmed right now, like she was so frustrated
and she was like, and I'm on a shut, and everyone is watching this. You could tell it wasn't just about the guy, it was about like, and I feel like I'm in jail because I can't fuck it. Like I want to leave. I have to leave.
And she's like, this is fucking embarrassing, and it didn't sign up to be embarrassed. I said that's to like, find love. Fun, and like, yes, and so there was, I just felt so horrible for I literally started. Like I had a full tear run down my face because I was like, I know exactly what you're feeling.
I was almost like, yeah, go, go, go home. Like if you want to go home, go home. Like I'm a very big proponent of like, and I'll leave. Fuck you, and I'm going home. There are so many times I tried, so I should have left, and I didn't because I told myself
βI'm not a Quitter, sometimes you should quit.β
Persever. I think with reality TV2, like, page and I aren't cryers and we've cried on TV many times because when there's a camera there, everything feels so much more intense.
Serious.
And that's why when someone does something mean on camera, it's so much meaner because you're like, you know the whole world's going to see you say that about me. So like you want, you want the whole world to think that about me.
βThere are so many times where you're like, on camera, are you on camera, kidding me?β
You're not came out of your mouth on camera. And there are times, I think, too, that you realize that not everyone is built like
you because there would be situations where I, like in my head, I'd be like, I would never
fucking do that to you on camera. Look, there's been horrible men on love islands since 2015. It's not like this. It's not like this. It's not like it's like a nuanced thing, but never once in my years of watching
love island, have I ever heard a man say or complain that the girl he is coupled up with is not doing enough sexual things with him. And also the wages meet the way the men disguise, like, well, I'm just very affectionate. Well, my love language is affection, yeah, no shit you want your dick sucked. Like we're not idiots, but the way they're talking about the sexual acts that the girls
are doing or not doing, it's like, hey, they're on national television. Like I think it's a pretty plausible thing to not want to fuck on a television show. And I'm confused though, are the guys wanting the girls to be more sexual or judging them for being sexual or both? Both.
So they want them to be more sexual with them, but like if a girl explores more than one,
βthey're like, really, do you need to explore more than one person?β
Yeah, it's fucking love island. That's the whole god damn point of this show. You know, they're talking to everyone. Wait, what's with the, it's called the clamshell drop or something? It's the split where she's, it's called a slamming the clam.
She's slamming her clam. Is that what they're calling it? Yeah, that's what's coming up in my algorithm. The clam slam. Clam slam.
Okay, I actually don't hate that, but yeah, she does a lot of splits. I'm so fucking jealous on a slam, so fucking jealous. If I could slam my clam, oh, and if you could do splits, I'd actually have to re-evaluate our friendship. Wait, do you know, that's why I started watching Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders yesterday.
And your thoughts, honey?
I have, I watched the whole first season, honey.
I'm so glad you didn't do it the way you did Mormon wives where you literally went backwards because that was a diabolical. Yeah, that confused me. You're one season in, okay. My thoughts are, these women literally bring these cheerleaders out back and leave them
for dead. They're like, oh, did you gain three pounds? I'm fucking out of here. They're like, hey, legally, we can't tell you to lose weight, but if we could, we'd say, look on the scale, minus it by 40.
βLike, I think it's 'cause I watched the whole season in a day, but everyone's reallyβ
sad. Like, it's too depressing for me to watch, 'cause they're, whether they're doing well, they're like, this is really sad, and then if they're not doing well, they're like, this is really sad. They're all, they're all so stressed and scared of missing, like, one pom pom routine,
and they're all overqualified, they're all overqualified for what this gig is paying them, obviously. I kind of want someone to say to, you know how it's the two coaches and then the head woman. Have you met the head woman?
Yeah. She's like in charge of Judy and the other lady. She's Jerry Jones's daughter. She's scariest, fuck. Okay.
There's something really, really terrifying about her, and I don't know what it is. It's rich people shit, and it think it's her blue eyes, like, that's another realm that I've never been to. She's such a billionaire that she doesn't understand, like, anything where the head, the other head lady was like, how do we tell this girl who's good enough that she can't make
the team for no reason, and she goes, we have 36 girls. Yeah. Tell her 36. It's easy. She's literally like, you're ugly, you're not making the team your hideous, and, okay, look,
I love a makeover, like, I truly, I love a makeover scene, I love, I love to give someone to makeover, like, I watch, even like, watching love island, like, the girls are gorgeous, but I'm like, what if we, like, took your eyelashes off, cut your hair, and, like, I'm
always thinking, like, what are random things, because that's my hobby, and not in, like,
a judgmental mood, like, sex, or your past. Yeah, I'm just like, what if you wear a brunette, the way they do the makeovers, I'm sorry, but if you put me in that room, in Dallas, Texas, I don't know if it's because it's,
Like, East Coast, but in 10 minutes, I'm lighting those bitches up.
Like, I'm, like, who the fuck do you think you are, like, and I don't know if it's
because the girls are, like, young 20s, and they feel like these women are, like, authority, and they have to respect them, but, like, fuck, there's so many times where I'm watching the show where I'd be like, and fuck you, like, to this day, I'll sit down and make a bar, so do my makeup, and just do some crazy shit, and I'll say thank you and leave. Like, I get it, I get it, I bleached my own hair, I was like, no, that was me.
Yeah, but, okay, but if you wanted to do something, like, that's autonomy, yeah, do whatever you want.
βBut if I do it before they let them in, yeah, I think that girl died her brown and thenβ
told her she's not on the TV. Yeah, like, what the fuck is that? I think that is so rude. The girls from the 70s are so iconic, because the team was actually the best in the 70s, so, like, they made them famous, so it is cool to see those women.
But then I hate when people say, and they do this law on the show, it's very cultish.
They go, these are the best years of your life, and they purposely tell that to them over and over again, so that these girls feel lucky, and these girls are going to look back and be like, oh, that was my most insecure, scariest time. And by the way, stop saying these best colleges, not the best years of your life. Your 20s are not the best years of your life, and everyone who says that to you is lying.
I hate it, college. You know, the best years of your life are this moment right now, whatever you can choose to live in. Literally. But yeah, those women are scariest fuck.
Also, it's super scary. I do watch a lot of things and get inspired, like, I'll watch a music documentary of, like, a rock star, and I'll be like, I want to be a rock star, or I'll watch, like, a documentary of, like, a softball picture, and I'll be like, I want to be a softball picture one day. Not one ounce of me wanted to be a cheerleader watching that.
Me watching it, I'm like, I love the outfits, I love, like, I, but I love really girly stuff like that. But what I don't like, what I don't like, I don't like being managed. You can't tell me what to God damn, too. So I don't know if I could actually be, like, on an organized sports team as an adult.
My biggest thing, and I don't know what this is about me, but I hate being part of, like, a stream of salmon. Does that make sense? You hate going with the crowd? Yeah, like, I hate being, like, you've made it to be a non-descript, beautiful girl in
the crowd of beautiful girls, and you all just are, like, one beautiful girl now. Like, I love individuality in being myself and expressing myself, and I feel like they're trying to make you be something that none of them actually are. Like, all these girls are different, beautiful in their own ways, and they're all trying to be these caricatures.
I just love being my own person. So that was driving me crazy. That it's like, if the fit in with what everyone's doing, where the same thing, looks the same, be the same. You know what I'd love?
I'd love this exact show for the Rockets, because I'd love to know, I would say it's
βvery, I'd say it's probably same ages, same, I think they have to try out every singleβ
year. I'd love to know, also professional dancers. I'd love to know how they get treated, it being in New York City, versus Dallas, Texas. Well, some of the Dallas, Texas girls were talking about how they could try to be a rocket, because they have the skills.
What do you think of Victoria? Oh, sweet girl. I feel really bad for her.
So for people on over Victoria, basically her whole life was about becoming a Dallas chair
leader. She's sitting in her room with all these Dallas chair leader merchandise and stuff. I think the coaches were disgusting to her. I think they were so mean to her. Well, she also was like, I feel like I don't fit in, none of the coaches want me to do
well. And then this is a kind of mind-me of tennis a little, where I was like, this has been my dream, my whole life, but it got to a point where I was like, every sign is telling me to stop, and I have to stop blindly chasing this dream, so I really empathize with her.
Yeah. Where I was like, you're going to learn from this fucked up experience, but like, she's
βnot where she's meant to be, and that's why everything was just like going wrong for her.β
I think she goes and becomes a racquet. Fuck yeah. You know how they say that like men don't respect women that they don't find attractive? Yes. Neither do older women in Texas.
Oh, over 40, they actually feel the same way. So Reese, who's adorable? They were like, are we met your boyfriend? He's not what we thought he would be, and she's like, what do you mean?
They go, we thought you'd be with like a football player or something.
And she's like, no, he doesn't play football, and they're like, yeah, okay.
And if someone ever fucking said that to my face, I've been hanging with my diversity long.
βBut like five days and I'm like, would you say, you go, and I think it was disgusting.β
No, it was despicable, is what it is because like, I'm not in like an authority. I'm not like the authority of anyone, like I'm not, I mean, I guess I am people's boss, but I don't ever see it like that. So like I don't know how you can be in charge of a group of people. Guardless of what your job is, but especially be in charge of a group of women who are
significant, that would be like me running a fourth grade, team, no, this is exactly what it is. Sophia, can I talk to you for a second? I am the coach of a fifth grade cheerleading team, and I'm going to be mean to those pitches?
No. No, because I could have birthed them. Well, age comes whys-ness, like there were so many moments where I feel like she could have given like, whys advice for me, she was just like, get out of here, you may be next year.
Maybe next year girl, God bless, bless her heart.
And the girls are always in the room, like the coaches are being so mean to them, and the
girls are always in the room, like, thank you so much.
βOne of the rules is you have to say, yes, ma'am, and if they don't, they go, and sheβ
goes, yes, ma'am. But also what's crazy is these girls, like, on game day, they're working from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. Yeah, right, they're getting up at like five, crazy, like, longer than the football players, these girls are working. And they were like, why don't you want $2 an hour?
They're like, that's not enough for you. Well, at the end, they had the girls had to say, like, if they want to come back, and I'm like, can they afford to? The one girl's like, I need a paper at place, man. Also, like, I really can cut the splits.
Like, if every girl is like, hey, my femur bone is hurt, like, it's on its last leg.
They have this dance called Thunderstruck, which is like, what they're known for. Yeah, no, it's a phenomenal dance. It's a phenomenal dance, but it turns out it's like the hardest dance to do, and I'm like, we could no one would notice if we cut 30 seconds.
βWhy isn't anyone bringing up the fact that they do the same dance every single year?β
You guys don't want to switch it up ever? Like, I don't like the same thing. Like, you know, wonder some people are so good at it. They've been doing it for 20 years. Like, it also wouldn't they kept saying that the splits are like ruining their body,
even though I was jealous, I couldn't do it. I was like, I couldn't watch it. I was like, these girls are using, I can't watch them split. They're, because they do a jump split. It was like a drag queen move.
They're doing like death drops. In this season though, there's one girl that's like, no, my doctor said if I do another shoot, I said, no, and the coaches are like, well, what are you going to do? And she's like, I'm going to ice it, man, don't worry, I'm going to ice it. I'm like, you need to go to Alaska.
You need more ice than what's in your refrigerator and tackle it. Someone get candy from love Island. She'll do the splits. It's just such a different, it's just a freaking area. Are season two and three better or different?
Season three was real weird, season three was not as good as season one and two. There is just like a sadness to it all though, like it's really starting, also I am sad, so that could have been it. There's a certain dark energy that I can't put my finger on, it's real dark. Wait, can I get you mad about something?
Fuck yeah. So apparently, they're putting tons of money into like trying to secure male baldness and it's like millions of dollars more than any research they've done for endometriosis. The like discrepancy between the money going towards male baldness versus endometriosis studies is like insane.
You're balding because God believes in karma. So either deal with it or go pay 30 grand to get a hair transplant. I knew I was going to get you going. No it takes 10 years to even get diagnosed with endometriosis because no one cares about it.
And we don't need to diagnose you mother fuckers with male pattern baldness. We know when you're ugly, put a hat on. Also, I would argue that whoever's voting for where the money goes in the Senate or the state or whatever, I bet those men don't know what endometriosis is. I have so many exes that are balding and let me tell you the joy that it fucking brings
me is on there's no greater joy. I have at least four and I will just got notified that one of my exes got a hair replacement
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So I'm in Toronto and they told me where to get my spray tan and I'd physically go somewhere. And I was like, I'm picking the best place because I'm scared of what's recently happened to me. Did I also research?
This is the place to go. So it's like a 50 minute walk, but like a six minute Uber and of course I was like fucking around the bathroom when I was running late. So I was like, fuck it all Uber. 10 minutes in, I realized this Uber were still in traffic and it's one of those were like
if you're late by 10 minutes, they cancel the call. So I start freaking out. Can I not very Canadian of them? No, I don't. So I called them and I'm like, hey, just fucking traffic.
But it says soon, the guy's like, all the roads are closed. All the Toronto roads are closed. I'm like, okay, why is this happening? He's like, I don't know. And I'm like, I'll just get out and figure this out.
So I get out and I start going on the street and I'm supposed to be on that was closed. Next thing you know, middle of the pride parade. I'm literally dancing to Ariana Grande, rain on me, rain, rain on me.
βWait, what's he called when he heard that like you're the head of the parade?β
What is he called? Like, the grand, what's the grand call? No, I'm Googling it. That's something that's called something. I was like, let's keep going faster, faster,
or money like to my tan appointment, which I feel like was like a people understood. But I'm literally getting through the pride parade while there was a drag queen at one point. I was like, yes, queen, yes, queen. And I had the best time on Toronto pride. A grand marshal.
I need some grand marshal. Through the grand marshal game. Also, let's be honest, completely lesbian passing.
Everyone was like, finally.
I was wearing what I'm wearing right now. Big t-shirt and just love in life. And when I got out, I was like, sorry, I was in the pride parade. Sorry, I'm late and she was like, that's okay. Are you interested in anything world-cooperated?
βLike, have you watched any games or you don't care?β
'Cause you're a sports girl, really at heart. So sometimes, you will dabble in other genres where I'm not like turning on a soccer game, you know? You know, it's funny 'cause does European? Yeah, so he likes soccer. Something about it, I haven't, brought my head around it.
Yeah, you can't get into it. I can't get into it 'cause, yeah, I haven't, no. I've also been going through it, so I haven't been able to, but also soccer, I have trouble watching. One thing I think about a lot with soccer players is,
because we feel this big and they're running the whole time. How do they not shit themselves? You know, it is, how are marathon runners not shitting themselves? I think they are. Are they?
They are. Because like, if you go dog sledding, the dog shit themselves because they're not running so much.
As a marathon runner now.
Yeah, I do have to say, you won't have to shit in the second
you got in that treadmill. You're like, okay, after I put my purse down, set up my eye, I almost said, I phone, put my gatery down. Now I suddenly have to shit myself 'cause my body's like, I have to run.
But no, when you're like in the adrenaline, it's like when you're on stage, you get sold in. It holds in unless you're going through like a real stomach situation, but with soccer with me, I don't know what they're trying to do, so I can't tell when someone's doing something
good or bad, 'cause no one's getting in the goal, so it just looks like people are kicking you to each other. But again, I know I'm being a stupid American when I say that. I just like any time I watch a sport,
βI think of like, okay, in what way would I get hurt?β
And I'm like someone would kick my chin and that's it, I'm done. Well, apparently it has as many, okay, that's a made up stat, but there's a lot of concussions because they hold jump and try to head the ball, so everyone's jumping and then like head budding each other and just cracking each other's skulls.
Oh, wow, no, that's not good. Which leads us to woman in STEM of the week? Hell yeah. There's a girl who, I don't know what happened, but she lost her license. Okay, okay, and could have been a lot of things.
Could have been many things, we don't judge. But she's in college and like had stick it to class, so she's driving around. Oh, so she lost it within four years of having it, essentially not great, not great, not great. But to get to class now, she's driving around in a Barbie Jeep
and like dead serious, like, on campus. And that's innovation and that's just like smart. Why, there's no different than taking like a scooter or a bike. It just so many 'cause she looks like miserable going to class in her Barbie Jeep. Wait, can you send me that video, because I love that.
It's very eucoded.
βYeah, I love that's a much, I'm almost like, why didn't I think of that?β
I feel like 'cause you've been in Italy, I've had to, and now I'm just like scrolling my phone. I have so many random news stories for us. Have you heard of the cake pop drama? Cake pop, cake pop, cake pop, cake pop.
Cake pop? Okay, cake, sorry. Cake, sorry, I can't really speak right now. Cake, cake, a situation. True, cake pop drama.
Okay.
Basically, a girl makes cake pops.
Okay. And it's a real art form, like people really follow these things. Like a dark, cake pop, cake pop. Yeah, so they make it at home and they basically make the cake with a cake batter, like that you buy like Betty Crocker.
And then it's kind of fun to watch them dip it into different things, and it's like different colors they do tie day, whatever. I actually got kind of into it for a second. Yeah, what I'm gonna say. One of the women is like, "Hey, I'm really annoyed."
This woman stole my recipe for fruity pebbles, cake pops. The girl posts crying and she's like, "I didn't steal your recipe. "I don't know your recipe. "You don't post your recipes." She's like, "It's fruity pebbles and Betty Crocker."
Like, what recipe are you talking about?
Everyone gets mad at the first girl, and the first girl has to quit cake popping
because her business is now canceled because she accused the other girl of stealing your cake pop recipe and that made that girl cry. We've really lost the plot. This is why the patriarch is winning you guys. This is because we're getting caught up in cake pop situation.
Wait, I saw that the girl, there's a girl that tried to trade Mark Hot Girl Walk. Everyone's talking about it now, girls need to stop claiming general things. I just feel like with the internet, everyone thinks they're like a lawyer and a doctor.
βAnd I think the first one of the biggest things about being mature and self-awareβ
is admitting when you don't know something and you're not an authority on it and being like, on it being like, "I don't know that," or like, "I wouldn't know how would I know." But the internet, everyone is like an authority. Like, "Well, that's the problem. Some of them are getting bad advice.
Like, this one girl said a lawyer told her, like, "It was your recipe. You're a lot to fight for this. But these lawyers don't understand nuance and culture that, like, okay, maybe." You can't trade Mark a common phrase, just, and also, if anything, Megan, the stallion, started Hot Girls, whatever.
So, how would you even... Well, it's like, us trying to trade Mark Giggle. That's, like, we didn't invent Giggling. Giggle. Like, well, also, it's just, like, I guess people having people in their ear trying to make money and using the legal system and back then, I think all this stuff used to happen,
Like, back then everyone's doing everyone.
But nowadays, you can kind of, it can go viral online. Actually, I think Paris Health and Trade Marked, that's hot. Yeah, I think it's a common thing that people make money off of. I mean, do member websites, people are just like, "I own peanuts.com."
And you're like, "Okay, you got it first.
You got to go to your own page to sort about.com for a really long time." And I used to try and figure out who it was, because I genuinely thought it was someone I knew just trying to, like, fuck with me. Because then, we, remember when someone owned Giggling Squad.com, and they wanted us to pay like thousands and thousands of dollars.
And we were like, "Fuck you, we'll do a hyphen."
βYeah, but that's what we have hyphen. We were like, "Okay, we literally...β
It's crazy that you think we care about our brand." I'm like, "Lazing him doing is giving some random ass man money for my name." Keep that, babe. Keep also apparently someone, yeah, did at Giggling Squad on Twitter. And they were like, "You have to buy it from us." And we're like, "That's hilarious. You think we use Twitter?"
I'm like, "I have been going on Twitter since 2006. Have a great time."
You can keep our Twitter. Keep it, babe.
There's someone on Facebook, like, pretending to be me. And so many people have DMed me about it. Like, "Hey, like, just want to let you know." And I'm like, "What the fuck is on Facebook?" I'm like, "I don't give a shit."
Like, mental health moment of the week. I did see a TikTok that was really helpful. Because as you guys know, I'm not very good at processing my emotions. Sometimes I just turn it into jokes and then I cry about it alone that after. And I still to this day, I'm like, "What does it fucking mean to process an emotion?"
Like, "I don't understand." Especially as an athlete where it's like, "How do you feel?" And you're like, "Good. I'm fine. I'm strong." So this woman said, "Processing an emotion is when you feel an emotion." "Before you immediately try to fix it, fix it, call your mom, try to make it feel better,
eat something to soften the blow before you do anything." She basically was like, "Sit in the emotion, just like, don't do anything." Because I was like, "What does processing mean?" She's like, "Just let just feel it." And it's uncomfortable, whether it's hatred, anger, shame, envy, sadness, sitting in it.
And give it like a couple minutes and then do something because it trains your body to learn that it's safe for you to feel. So the next time that emotion comes up, you don't panic as much because your body has sat with it before and it didn't do anything crazy.
Okay, well, I've never processed an emotion before.
So that was enlightening. Now that I realized that. The second you feel about emotion, what do you do? You grab your gwasa and you start your skincare routine. Yeah, okay, I actually immediately start yelling. But yeah, I should do that.
So I guess, sitting with it makes your body less impulsive to be scared of feeling. And then once you can handle your feelings, you're kind of fucking unstoppable. You know, that book, it's called, like, I forgot what it's called, but it basically tells you if you're like, "Every girl I feel like has read it. I haven't read it, but I feel like we should because I want to know what each of us are."
Maybe that could be the second book you read. Wait, I mean, where it's like, you're either like anxious attachment. Oh, yeah. And then like, well, I don't know what the other ones are, but I really want to know what I am because I know that whatever I am, it's something anxious.
Did not need a doctor to tell you? Don't need a right-of-hole book, darling. To tell you that. You know what, maybe I do need just the DCC cap or coaches to tell me what they're really, what the fuck is wrong with me?
Maybe they're, maybe actually they have it right. Maybe they're just the bluntness is what.
βThe truth is, all I want is Judy to think I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm amazing.β
Like, all I want is Judy to love me. After watching it, I was like, "Put me front of Judy." And I was like, "How long?" I said the same thing for very different reasons. I said, "You know what? Put me in that room right now."
This is my impression of Judy watching me walk into the audition room. Wait, your screen is frozen, so I actually can't see you, so it's like really annoying me. Is it? How long has it been frozen? Like, five minutes. Okay, well, this is how we're ending that episode.
It's my impression of me walking into audition room and Judy and the other one are there. Oh, she's pear-shaped. Oh, she's pear-shaped. Oh, that's not a pretty smile. Oh, no, she...
Oh, is she your red head? I don't think a natural one.
βOh, no, why does it look like she's crying every time she smiles?β
Okay, oh, I think her fingers are just as stubby as her legs, and I don't know.
They all just say the meanest things in the nicest tone.
I'm like, "Wait, that's really mean."
βHer mom never taught her how to use a razor on her thigh.β
I will say some of the meanest people I've ever met in my whole life. I'm really sorry, but have been Southern.
Like, they just have been where I'm like, "Oh, my God, I've dealt with like,
I've had a girl yell in my face before and she wasn't even this mean. This is scary." Yeah, Southern ladies will speak like this and just rip you a new one.
Yeah, because there's something very demonic about that they don't change their tone,
and it's like a nice tone, and it's like, that's the most evil thing I've ever heard.
βAnd I think it's something that like they're very vocal about being religious,β
but I'm like, "Okay, um... I don't think he'd approve of that." Okay, that's okay. Anyway, anyway, you guys have the best weekend ever.
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