Chris Franjola on Britney Spears, JFK Jr, LA and The Swan

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all ticks it fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast." "Listen in, listen up, woo-hoo, hand a McDonald's, juices scoops." "Hello and welcome to juicy scoops. Well, it's your favorite day, because it's a juicy scoops with Chris Frenjola. Back from the road, some people were bragging that they got

a photo with you. "I've always free photos. I have to do what I want to do to get people

to call it a free photo." "Oh, I read it. Yeah, it is weird sometimes when you hear about stars that are like, you want to photo, it's $10. You know, or whatever." "I don't know how to take the money, you know, like, it wouldn't even like cause a name would take the money to take the money. And this doesn't happen a long time, but

there was a time, it probably happened twice in my life of doing stand-up. Maybe like 10 years ago when I would come out, you know, in the club and just take pictures of anyone and want it, whatever. And I mean, this guy just like, tipped me. "I love it. It's having like twice to me. And I'm, you know, just slip your 20. Like nice show. Like I'm a hooker. I know. And I was like, no, you don't have, I was like, all right, all right,

all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. And I guess it's kind

of like, when you see like a live performer at like a mass-trows. Yeah. I always give

those people some cash. Do you? Okay. And they're a little, and they're, well, that's different. Yeah. But I wonder that maybe somebody that doesn't go to comedy clubs that much just thinks that's kind of the thing. Like, oh, this, this sad gal is just really struggling. It was cheap in it a bit. Yeah. I don't like he probably was like, I didn't even know where was or how he ended up there that night. But was like, I need to help

this mother out. Like, you wouldn't give like a Dell 20 bucks after the Vegas. So it is, I don't know, fine line. But anyway, I'll take this funny. Oh, my gosh. Okay. So we need to talk about our girl Britney Spears. Oh, boy. So this is what happened. It was

“very late at night. I think that this, that she was someone called in describing the car”

saying it was swirving and looks suspicious from there. A Ventura County Sheriff. And the

Ventura County Sheriff, they don't fuck around if they never have. Okay. So they, he pulls

her over. And now I've heard different things. One is that she only had a 0.06. But she also went to the hospital because I'm guessing she refused the breathalyzer or maybe it was too low and they wanted to see if it could be higher. Yeah. Because what you can do is if you say, I don't want to do a breathalyzer, that's fine. But then you will go to the hospital and they will take a blood test, which is more accurate as far as I know defense attorneys prefer

a blood to a breathalyzer. Yeah. They believe it's more accurate and maybe leaning towards also it's going to take another 30 minutes to get your blood. So she gets so down a little bit. I don't know. Now, so she got arrested. She was just there for a couple hours. She came home, her manager, Kate Hudson, Kate, not Kate Hudson. He wrote something saying, you know, the family is working together. She's going to get the help that she needs so that she can live

like a successful, happy existence, not even like success like performing just that. And her sons are going to visit her. And that's where, and I guess the last thing she posted that night was like at 10 at night. And it was not good. You know, it was the weird felt hat, the brown sensible pumps where she out and or at her house and at the house posted that, which could have been right then she could have recorded or she could have been an old one

who knows. And then she was pulled over just off of West Lake. So she was coming back from like more park or something. I think it's a restaurant of but where was she? No, because we don't know where she was because someone called to say it looks like this, this driver could be impaired. Oh, okay. So I remembered when the road that you take to my house, someone had

“filmed her, I remember that being a couple of months ago. And people were like, why didn't you”

call the police? It was pretty erratic. It was pretty erratic. So I believe that I believe this story to be true. As far as she was, it was erratic driving. Maybe, but maybe she didn't have a DUI. Maybe she's just a really fucking shitty driver. And she is probably, you know,

are happening. Could it have to do? Could this be a little more sinister in that was she set up?

Nothing ever just happens anymore. No, why she set up because she just sold her whole catalog. What? Why would? Oh, so you'll need to think of is, do you want her kind of this will cause an intervention? Yeah. And maybe she'll get better, which is fine. Or is there something in that this way now that it sold other people can be performing? I don't know what the correlation would be. I don't believe that correlation. I don't believe she went out, someone saw her erratically

driving. This is not L.A. This is like more suburbia and someone called and it really happened. But Britney Spears being erratic is nothing new. I don't think, I don't know about the set-up thing. No, I don't think it's a set-up. It was just a matter of time where everything like this was

“got to happen. All she wanted to do was drive in her car. Remember that to said when she was in the”

conservative ship she wanted to go, she wanted to get coffee, massages, and like ghost bodies, and drive in her car. Yeah. I mean, this is going to be a problem. But if it is a 0.06 and she doesn't have a DUI, but maybe she is in a rehab regardless. Because the rest of her DUI doesn't mean she has a DUI. If her defense says she's a 0.06, then she won't have it. But in the meantime, the whole world knows if this happened. Right. And now she has to get help. I had read something

that there were also some sort of drugs in the system. Whether they just be like prescription drugs. Right. Right. Yeah. I read that too. And then I thought, like the last couple of dances, the boobs have been popping out. That's a new. Oh, how she's squeezing now? No, that coming out, that coming completely out of the night gown or whatever she's wearing. She's wearing some sort of

tension. She had, like, the clothes I always do. Like I always tap it and then I like zoom in. I knew

you caught a couple dogs. Yeah. But then I, like, like, there's a rack of clothes. There's yeah. I mean, it's not great. The whole thing is just not a, I mean, there was another report where she couldn't, like, she lives in a community where it's like, I think it's a gate, you know,

“not with a guard. And you have to remember your code. Right. And then with some other report,”

like, she was there. She couldn't, you know, remember the code. And I mean, yeah, I sheet, but the thing is is like, when someone's like, she, when someone tells you, like, you're crazy. And you need to whatever get on the meds to make you not be crazy. Now, I think they're like, happy, though, though, they can say, yes, but you endangered yourself and others. So now you have to get back on this thing, or just don't drive. Okay. Maybe as someone that has a mental issue, she's like,

fine, then I'll just never drive again. I don't want to, I like spinning around. I don't

want to perform for money. I feel like Instagram. And I like slapping my own ass and, you know, smearing my lipstick and doing my own hair and sex extensions. I don't know. But I'm like, some people just, why can't they stay crazy? If they're not hurting anyone, why can't she

“just stay crazy? I think some people do, you know, that's what people see feeding pigeons,”

you know, in the park, you know, at odd hours. I think that she's, I think she would be that person if she didn't have money. Yeah, if you don't have money, you know what I mean? So I don't know. I mean, as I've said, since the beginning, you know, everybody, I got a lot of heat for it. I said, I think the conservatorship was a good thing. I don't know if I'm right or wrong here, but I feel like at this point, it didn't get, once it was lifted, things didn't turn around,

like everybody thought they were going to. I think when it was, I think though, at the heart of it, everybody was benefiting by her taking these drugs and getting on stage and working in Vegas. Right. And she was not benefiting from the work. Yeah. And that's where she was like, fuck this. And I remember that there was that moment where she came out and they were going to announce a whole another thing like an MGM or something. And she came out and just like walked away.

And then she was like, oh, my dad's sick. And I think that was right before the conservatorship ended and she was like, I'm not going to sign. I don't want to end up working like this for another five years where everyone gets the money. And I'm the only one not enjoying it. I like being at home spinning around. Yeah. That's what she likes. You know, speaking of which before I forget because I'd say it's not on my list of things to talk about our magician.

told you that we that I saw the show. You've performed there, but you never did see his show. Did you?

I've seen it years ago. Okay. But not the first one with the alien and stuff. No, not this new. But I I perform it a theater next day. Yes. And and well, we told you the story about where we were to go and everything at it. It'll be a moment that with the people I saw it with like we were like bonded like bonded like it was the craziest weirdest overtly sexual he is a he it looked like he stuffed his pants with the from the entire drive home from Las Vegas.

We looked up everything so you had great like front row seats. Yes, and he comes out like the did he 71 now and he and the pictures shut around the MGM looks nothing like that. Yeah. He's 35 in those pictures. Yes. So first it's like a jumps. Yeah. So you haven't seen nobody seen the man like I said like conspiracy theories and stuff like that. We in all the drive home like we're like

“looking at the red it's in all this stuff where people are like I think he has someone”

performing for how I'm like no. No, it's him. He's just older. Yeah. And so there's awful stories

of accusations and stuff. Yes, he's been all of his hugging gizlain in a robe. And he had his own island. Yeah. Like forever. Remember he dated Claudia. She wrote it a long time. Yeah. But I looked up and I think he's like married with kids now. But I don't know who he like how old the wife is or whatever. Yeah. And then this other word that we found the guy this guy said I used to work for him and he was you know and my job was I would drive him back every night from the show and he would

get fast food and he would eat the fast food in the car because like whoever who's with was not supposed to know that he was having fast food and just all these like weird things. Yeah. But the show has got to end April something. Yeah. But they're saying that it's because of the episode. Yes, definitely it appears to be right. Yeah. But also, you know, these type of things. I think sometimes the greatest thing that happens to like corporate America is me to abstine whatever because sometimes

I think they're probably like trying to get rid of some older performer or newscaster who makes way more than they could get it. You get a 25 year old to read the teleprompter and whatever. So they're like, but they're in these long contracts and then all of a sudden they're like, great news. We got rid of them. We got rid of them. We got rid of them. Matt Lowe. Yeah, Lowe, whatever. And then they're like, okay, well, you're a contract. There was a morality clause.

That's how they get you. And by you having an affair, fucking an intern, whatever, being whatever discussed, like you, you are in the abstine path. Yeah. Now we're going to end this.

“So that's what I think happened. Yeah. So now at the end of April, he's just I guess done, right?”

Right. But that particular show that he's been doing has been around for a long time 25 years. No, but he changes the show like every like 10. But this one was like on your eight or something because the music was like, "Dad Funkin'." "Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad." And like it was, and so then when we were...

- Or "Draft Punk." - "Draft Punk." - Yeah, that's a lot. - Yeah. - "Draft Get Lucky." - "Dut To Do To Get Lucky." - Yeah, that's what I love in your all songs. - That's right, right. - No, the Statue of Liberty,

he didn't make Statue of Liberty disappear. - He said he was going to make the moon disappear. - Oh. - In his song, but Drake just said, "Maybe he can just make "Emstein Island" disappear." - Yeah. - And his next big thing, because he just parted the show,

is he says, "I am going to make the moon disappear." I was a little holding back how much I talked last time, because I thought, like, if I perform there again, he'll still be there. But now that I know that he won't be, I just don't care.

- The funny thing was, I don't know anything about the man, but I've told my whole life, I've been hearing him, David Copperfield.

I thought he was like some amazing person from a far-off land.

In terms of that, he's just like from New Jersey. - Oh, we just like a regular guy from New Jersey. I don't know why I thought he was... - This show does this whole thing. It is whole, like, through line about his father.

And he acts like it's old videos of his parents and stuff. And it's like halfway through, you're like, "Okay." Now, these are just actors, it's like a creative story, what else, it was so, and then there's an alien element that's like, "Oh, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.

"I'm telling you the weirdness because I'm saying,

“"you need to go see it, because you'll never."”

And you need to go see it with someone that, like, you would laugh and church with. Like, you need that kind of friend to go see this thing before it's over with.

- I've heard stories, I've had friends who, when you do comedy there, they ask you.

“Like, if you want to go see anything, what you can get you in.”

And it's always been like a timing thing,

'cause you got to run right there to show. And I think, I don't need to see. But my friends have all come back from the conflict. They're going, same thing you said. They're like, "Wow, it is wild."

(laughing) Like, you're the same thing like, he doesn't, does not just in person, that you see in the pictures. And everything else.

- How do you deal with that? - And he's really prowning in the performance. - Honestly, it was the highlight of my Bravo Cut experience, because it was like, there was six of us there. And we just were like, I just like,

Mao's on the floor, like, what is this crying laughing? Like, Britney, Julia's obsessed. Like, it, yeah, go see this. - And then you got to go up all the stuff about him before after.

“- Because not only are they the Epstein file.”

- Yeah, he had his own stories. - Allegations going back way back from... - Like young girls that he picked out from the audience that were like, you know, not 18. - Yeah. - Through then he pursued allegedly.

And like, all that kind of stuff. And I was reading this, you know, knowing that he remembering the island and remembering all the stories, and we're reading this on the way back in November

before the big drop of the Epstein files. And I was like, so everyone's just ignoring all these stories. These are legit, awful stories. - 'Cause he was one of the first names that came out. It was like, they have a copy of it.

And, you know, I'm a guy who's in Stephen Hawking, David Copfield, I'm like, oh, those are the two? - Yeah, yeah, like, Stephen Hawking, just like, no matter what you're just thinking, all of this unattractive, you know,

genius who's, you know, bound by a wheelchair.

“Still a perv, it doesn't matter how pathetic your life is.”

Like, it's like the same thing when we were like, oh, this ugly old rich man that thinks

I'm a queen, he never cheat on me, I will.

- Right. - Yeah, I will. - I saw a picture in the paper Stephen Hawking with two girls next to him in bikinis. And it said Stephen Hawking, relaxing with two, you know, bikini clothes, but I said,

he has no other choice than to relax. That's his position. (laughs) His spine is gone. Like, all he does is relax.

(laughs) - That's not what you just got to tell us. - Yeah, it's a real thing job, yeah. - That's a real job. - Oh, well, this episode of Juicy Scoop

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We're going to cover a lot of crazy LA things. Rihanna's house was shot at. So she has this house in Beverly Hills and it has like a white, you know, um, gate in front of it, which a lot of people have, um, which, like you, like, you know, safe to cut, get your home.

“But this woman showed up with an AK, what it was it?”

Forty-seven? AK-47. Yeah. And just with shooting at it, so you can see where they have the bullet air. Oh, it's a machine gun.

You have machine gun. AR50. I'm not a gun girl. But anyway, shot up the thing and you can see, like, you know, where it was shot up,

and she's, you know, aunt, the bail is set for 10 million, which means someone used to come up with a million.

We don't, we know her name, but we don't know why she was there. What her connection is, I assume she's just a crazed fan. That's what I've heard. Yeah. Um, but like, was we at home at the time?

I'm a no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, she has three kids now. Yeah. She's pregnant with third or so. Right. I mean, regardless, like so freaking scary.

So that was awful.

“Then Rachel Zoe's house was burglarized.”

Um, she was not there. No one was hurt, but I just find it interesting because she's now real house was a Beverly Hills. And of the current cast of real house was a Beverly Hills. Dree was robbed. Yeah.

Like at gun point inside her house. Oh, she was there. She was there. Oh, shit.

And there was a lot of controversy of people wondering,

is this a real story? Yeah. Is this whatever? Um, but it appears to, as still her story holds up. No one's ever said it was like a just a small let situation.

Right. It's never been proven. Then Kyle wasn't home. Her house was robbed of like, you know, heirlooms, versus all this stuff.

Kathy Hilton, her sister was just robbed. And her husband was home and he got out as gun. And the guy was like in the house. And everything he's okay. No one was hurt.

Sutton, who's on the show, her house was robbed when she was not there. And I'm like, you know, the whole thing of these reality shows is all the fans are like, we want to see real wealth. We want to see real soap people show up their shit. The cameras are in their homes.

“Oftentimes people like, I remember the Kardashians,”

all those years that you would see the old Kardashians. That wasn't the outside of their house. They did a different outside of their house. Yes, that. Even though they're behind gates and everything,

that can only do so much. And so, but they don't do that for real housewives. They show it in their real house. Yes, they film their real house. And there's a new girl now that bought the old house of Kyle's.

And she is a money manifestor. That's her job. She tells them me. She tells what she's like, her name's Amanda. And she goes, I make more in a month

than my husband makes any hair. So I'm or her fiance. So I'm planning the wedding for the way I want it. I empower women. I tell them how to manifest money.

So by journaling, by taking her courses. That's it. Spend 7500. Yeah. And you can learn how to manifest your own money wealth.

That's amazing. Who falls for this bullshit? Women. There's so much of this bullshit going on. And I'm shocked by it.

Like, if I got to watch Mel Robbins one more time, tell me to get a good night's rest. I'm like, no shit. I've said it. I think it's women.

Women are looking for the answer. They go to the tarot card readers. They go. They more of us go to church. More of us manifest.

More of us do the this secret. You know, and there's a lot of things,

manifesting, shouldn't cost money.

But then there's these tools that are like coaching tools that people sell. And it's there right to make that money. And if you buy it, you know, yeah, tell me Mel and Camp before she got into podcasting.

Her job was to just yell at you through text about how much you can eat that week. And people paid $500 a week. Really? And they should be like show me your food. Yeah.

And they'd say this is my food for the day. And she's like too many carrots slices. Next time three less who's all true. Sounds like my mom. And then she taught people under her to be a

called accountability coach. But they weren't nutrition, they weren't, they didn't have degrees in nutrition or physical, you know, being a private trainer, nothing like that. So there's a woman who's a money manifesto.

But how does she really make the money is there? That's it. Do you people buy the courses? There is no the product is her telling you how to journal. So then she had an episode where she said, hey,

everybody, you know, I got you these journals. And now I need you to sit around the house. And unlike right, you know, if money wasn't an option, where would I want to be next year, if, you know, and like imagine it.

And I'm all for like the manifestation stuff. Like I end putting it all together. But I don't need to course for it. I just kind of think of it and hope for it. And then I was back and all that did kind of work out that way.

But that's which, but and she's now talking about her wealth, all the time, and showing her home. If I was her, I would be like, I'm what better security can I get right now. I would be really terrified, living in LA,

on a street that anyone can drive on. I've heard that they're looking for like the purses. That's what I've heard. Like all of these break-ins. Yeah. They're looking for the expensive hand.

I heard somebody ended up suing who they stole from, because they went and the purses were fake. [LAUGHTER] They're like, I wasted my time. Wait a minute.

I went to the real, real, and turned out they were fake. And here's this big Palm Beach lady that was acting like she was rich. But a lot of them are fake. I bet they are. You begin now these super fake like air-made burq and bags.

They have super fakes because they really are like crocodiles, skin and stuff. They're not from air-made, but they're fake. They look like air-made. But they're like $6,000. It's just like a lower, like a lower-end crocodile.

[LAUGHTER] Like a homeless crocodile. [LAUGHTER] They're not red, you know, right? They're not living in an orange tank like air-made.

But it's, you know, like, so if you're rich, and you're walking around with a crocodile bag, people will think, oh, she spent $65,000 on that,

“because she is that rich, but the truth is she only spent six.”

It's still not from the store. I mean, there's one, New York City around it. You can see them. They lay the water. There's the ones that you can get, you know, $150, or $350,

those are those fakes. Yeah. But then, if you, you know, so all of it, yeah, so these people are robbing and, you know, it's a bummer.

Because she's, oh, but that's all she talks about Rachel's. I was like, I'm a vintage girl. I mean, I have vintage Chanel, then should Gucci, vintage this. I, you know, she's, so, why don't you know,

yeah, she's a real housewife.

Yeah, she basically took the job so that she could destroy

the husband that she's divorcing. Oh, got it. She likes to talk a lot about what a dick is. Yeah. And it's better to get it out that way, like talking with other people,

than if you were just to like, yeah, through a podcast solo episode of How Much You Hate Your Husband. This is much more organic. Sure. And talk to the kids about it, whatever.

She's very entertaining on it. But I'm telling you, if I was a robber. Yeah.

“This, and someone said, hey, where should we rob this week?”

I'd be like, let's get ourselves some vintage Gucci and stuff because that stuff's not fake. Who has that? Well, Rachel's old. Yeah.

All right. So anyway, it's scary. Okay. Our guy Timothy Shalame was in, sometime of interview and he was talking about

films and, you know, people are going to see less films.

And so he basically said, look,

I want this art to stay around forever. I don't want to turn into like ballet and opera. I'm paraphrasing. But basically, I read the whole thing to see the content. But he was talking to MacCon at Matthew MacCon, right?

Yeah, he was talking to somebody else. It was MacCon, hey, I don't know what's going on. You know, podcast or what? So basically, you know, that people don't in his opinion, he didn't think people were rushing to go see those things

as maybe they did a hundred years ago. Right. And I was thinking about it and I want and listen,

“I believe that there's people that sing opera and learn ballet”

and everything that are young today.

Gen X. And if we're not going to it because we were raised in it, like, I just think you either go to it, like you either go to hockey games or whatever or you don't. Right.

I think there's an audience for it. Sure.

And it was, you were never part of it.

But I did go to an opera like, I don't like 15 years ago. We got tickets and I took my mother-in-law. And after like about 35 minutes, I was like, are you like feeling this?

“And she's like, no, I go, would you care if we laughed?”

Or would you drive all the way down? And I just, I just, it wasn't for me. Yeah. And that's fine. But I understand why all these people are mad

and they're like, you know, doing these videos of like, try this Timothy Shalaman. It was the sky, you know, in a little onesy spinning around. And one of those vibrating things, well, he's able to spin around while it vibrates,

doing a play or whatever. Because he's gonna be like a bell, like, no, bella, I feel like people will always want to go see ballet. Yeah.

Because, but I also feel like, you know, in our generation, you're like, if you put your daughter in ballet,

they'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

You all, man, mom, you're gonna get daughter into eating disorder. Like every bit person that's ever had an any ballet is tells, is autopied cast saying, like, I hate my mom. (laughing)

And I didn't want to do this. And this was awful. And they were weighing me. And, you know, my ankles don't work now. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know. Yeah. We had like girl at our school that had, that was a bellarita. And she was the only one we knew.

And we, every two weeks she had to get new shoes. And so we were like, can we have a pair and they're like hanging on for decorator rooms? And you could see, you know, the dried blood inside, 'cause she's spinning around.

And then I went to her house and the mom made this beautiful meal. And she's like, none for you. Don't forget. Yeah, oh God. And I got the meat loaf and the mashed potatoes

and she had to have literally a carrot. You know what she needs? And then Teddy Menkel. She's just got to sit, she needs a text from Teddy Mellon. Okay, do many carrots.

Do you have any carrots? Oh my God. That, you see, my problem with ballet, when I went to a couple. And the few that I've seen were these odd,

this guy, he's kind of famous for like, turning famous, like, plays into ballet's. And the adults play the kids' parts. So, 'cause too many pick-a-little kids.

“I think it's like, no, I don't know whatever.”

They don't have the, you know, union rules, whatever they can't watch right now. So, you know, and any kind of adult plays a kid part and spursing something like that they've really got to overdo it. They just give them the big rainbow lollipop. (laughs)

That was something like 38-year-old man's spinning around with a big rainbow lollipop and a propeller hat and I'm like, all right. I mean, I think that's creepier than just watching a kid do it.

Oh my God. Yeah, so anyway. I think Shalini was kind of joking. He was just like, aw, kidding. But he was also, I said, I think he's being kind of humble

by saying, look, the art form that we're doing right now, it might not be around in 20 years. The way things are moving so fast, if people don't go to see movies and all that. And then he also said, like, how the action now

they're saying the action has to be right at the front of the film to keep it. So, then Drake goes, yeah, that really pissed me off. I don't see that Jurassic Park or whatever the latest one.

And he goes in the first five minutes

or just people getting ripped and torn by dinosaurs. So in the rest of it, he's like, where's the dinosaurs? Yeah, there was no more dinosaurs. Right, right. Yeah, it's just, at, oh, that's funny.

“So it's, yeah, I think he was trying to be like,”

just because we're movie stars today doesn't mean that we'll have the luxury of being it. That's why I think he was. A lot of people are also saying that this kind of screwed his chances at winning best actor now

because now he's not gonna lay. Yeah, it's some stink on him. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and then, yeah, and then SNL did a joke about it being like, you know, you said no one's interested

in opera or ballet, but you also did a movie about ping pong. And then I haven't seen it. I did. Did you love it? It's okay, it's pretty good.

I mean, definitely watchable. What is it? So he's just a ping pong player. Yeah, it's more to it than that. But yeah, it's about ping pong in the end,

but it's really cool. - Yeah, childhood trauma was he bullied or anything? - It's the same guy who did uncut gems. He was gonna see that movie uncut gems with Adam's hand.

- Yeah. - So it's got really frenetic and kind of wild. It's kind of actiony and moves a lot. - Does it have a narration? - Yeah, a little bit. It's good movie.

Check it out. - If we were-- - You wouldn't be disappointed. - We were at regret, like eating outside and this song, that song was playing. That is, you just are right away.

You're just a lad, a lad, a lad, a lad. You know, that rolling stone song? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Anyway, it was odd and I was like, oh my god,

is he still wearing?

- Yeah. - He's always like,

“"This is where I met Boobody Bop, Boobody Bop."”

He always knew where to get the best ladies. You know what I'm like? (laughs) - It's just like-- - Is that your addition for a Martin Scorske?

- Yeah, and then it's like, and then it's always someone who's slowly walking to the jet. - Yeah. - It's always like a cocaine film, suitcase or money or whatever it's always that song.

But I'm like, when you say the frenetic, I'm like, yeah, when you see like a style of a movie like that about someone's life. And then they do that narration to keep you with a narration or no?

- Yeah, there is a narration. - Yeah, movie, yeah. - I was always told that that's a lazy way to write - Well, we were in TV. - We were in TV. - We were in TV. - We were in TV.

- We were in TV. - We were in TV. - Yeah. - Instead of showing it, you could just-- - Yeah. - And then-- - And then-- - Yeah, it stops. - Yeah, record scratch.

- Yeah, let me tell you, that's Harry McGee. - Yeah, Harry McGee. (laughs) - I forgot. (laughs) - Sounds like we've got a scorsese movie. - Um, your, oh, worker.

- My coat, yeah, Meghan Markle. - Yes, your co-worker, the Netflix deal is done. I don't think this is any surprise. Netflix ends Meghan Markle's partnership. They, of course, were very classy about it.

They said it was, this time has run out. We are not renewing it, but we're so excited to see what she'll do to grow the brand as ever on her own. - Yeah. - Which is the jam. - She's got a lot of jam.

- Which, like I said, they said, the Netflix boxes were filled with the jam. I read some report, you know. They're getting me given away as damn jam that we left. - And then they said the jam wasn't even made

like in California. They didn't like Idaho or so. - Oh, really? - Yeah, and so, 'cause it was supposed to be, whatever the jam was called was based, originally she had some other name, I can't read.

She didn't really, anyway, as ever, or as if, or whatever, as fuck, I don't know what it's called.

“- I think it's as ever, yeah, I think you were right.”

- Anyway, what I, - So what now? I mean, where do we go from here? - We are so close to doing my prediction,

which is what I've always said.

- Another butchewed it did a podcast. - No, join, she will end up joining an ensemble reality show cast. That follows their lives. And I don't, it's coming closer

than I even, like, like, real housewives? - Yes, something like that. - Oh, that would be, that's too, she can't do that. - It's going to happen. - Really? - Really?

- Yeah, because, you know, because it will. And even in that, I don't think that she will be that exciting to watch, but it'll be a name to like get the deal sold. - Okay.

- I wouldn't be surprised if she was trying to put it together herself, or she could have, like, final edit. And she's, like, recruiting some monocido, preschool moms, being like, "Would you want to do something

like this?" But then she's probably going to say, "But, unlike housewives, it'll be about women entrepreneurs supporting each other." - I just watched a show about women entrepreneurs supporting each other.

- What is it called? - It's called CEO Club. - Oh, what's that on? - Serena Williams prime or something. - Oh.

- And it's fine, but it's not as entertaining as when they're ripping their each other's heads off for coming late to the charity event. - Yeah, you don't think of that out after that. - Yeah.

- Gratings are down, like, such flip and over tables. - Yeah, I mean, you know, you follow them on their, on their book signing at Barnes and Noble, then you follow them when they get their wax museum, a Brax figure, and then you follow them

at their beauty launch, you know, with the flower wall and people taking photo, it's just kind of like, we've seen it all, like, that's not going to people's like, press events as a reality show is not really juicy.

“So that's what I think it's going to happen.”

- Okay. I mean, what about afternoon television? What about moving into that Kelly Clarkson world? - No, she does not have the popularity anymore. - Not put.

- I think she's getting to the point where people just don't really care that much. They don't even care enough to rip on her. - Yeah. - People didn't even rip on the second season,

like they did the first, because they were like, the jokes old and I don't really care. - Right. - What do you think's going to happen to her, right?

- Well, here's what I, I mean,

I think I said it before on here. You gotta start making yourself seem a little more human. I know, I don't, you know, I don't know, day to day life, but you're, me at night as anyone else. That's part of the problem.

So, like, I'm not kidding when I say a couple of pop ups on setting that live, all of a sudden you're like, "Oh, okay, maybe she is fun." Like, I mean, like, I did more. Like, she's dream of wild, what she is.

- Okay, so now you work in SNL. - Yeah. - And her people pitch, just pitch her to do something, which you know, they're not going to just say, "Right or anything."

Like, if you're going to,

like, I think you can be right. - You can be right. - I think she, it's just like, I don't think people would care. - Yeah.

“- But, the only way I think it can happen”

is if, and I don't want this to happen, is if they broke up. And then she was really free. She's now Sarah Ferguson, which she's in a lot of hot water. She's all of the obscene files and all that,

but she's just kind of like, I'm the ex-prince, and she kind of can get real like you. Like, just talk about, like, oh my god, like, what if, here I thought I was going to have this,

but she never will, I don't think.

- I don't think so. Yeah, that's part of the problem. - But, yeah, who knows? - I mean, I still think she's very fun to look at. Like, I still think she's really pretty.

- Do you think there's acting again at all? Back to acting, like, full on real at. Whatever she was doing, suits and things like that. - I think there's so few acting jobs, and I think it wouldn't be convenient

for like where her life is, that I think she's like a little bit, hate to say it lazy. The podcast sounded like she was real lazy. The show was very lazy, she's putting it. Grab your Joe's peanut butter pretzels into a bag.

- Yeah. - I mean, and Ron House. - But it was at her house. She made it, like, by now, on the street. - And then we get all two seasons together

in like two weeks, like knocked it out.

So I'm like, I don't think that she will want to get up at 4am and drive to Warner Center, Warner Brothers, and be in a trailer for 12 hours, learning lines to Grey's Anatomy. I just don't think it's gonna happen.

- Right. - Okay. - The Swan page, we knew this was coming. Who Lou is gonna visit the Swan. I literally said after the America's next top model I go,

now they're just gonna do every horrible, - We're from the 90s. - Yeah, we're a 25, we're gonna do a TikTok going, I can't believe they did this. - Right, yeah.

- Who are these monsters that greenlit the show, and then also watched it from home? - Yeah. - And the Swan is one of them. And I cannot wait, because there is not a show

I want to know more about where are they now, then the Swan. - Oh, yeah. Have you seen anywhere are they now's from it? All righty, buddy.

- I just remember shortly after, and there were two swans, a guy in a girl, that got all the plastic surgery, pinned back the ears, filled the cheeks, short in the nose, got the hair extensions,

so they look like Miss Piggy walking around. - It's a terrific, big, long hair, and two swans had a baby. - Oh yeah. - And I need to see what that baby looks like. - Because the baby, genetically,

the ears are out, right. - And the shna's is shna, I don't know, I need to see what that baby looks like. So, and then also they went back to their hometowns, and it's like, do they have money to keep getting the Botox,

“do they have money to keep filling their hair extensions?”

Like, they're gonna go back to working at the dairy queen. - Right. - So I'm, yeah, like I think this will be interesting. Very interesting. I just remember, remember?

And Dr. DeBro, Heather DeBro's husband from OC, he was one of the original doctors. - Oh yeah, they couldn't see, remember they couldn't look at themselves, and they'd lose weight, and then they did all the surgery.

- It's just like 100 years ago, I vaguely remember them. - And then they'd be like, okay, and then they look and they'd look in the mirror after they've had all the pox surgery. Have a look to them here for three months,

like the swelling, everything has to go down, and they're just like, it was so, it was crazy. - Yeah. - But kind of crazy fun, but awful.

- I always felt that it was weird.

They used to do things like this, not to this length, but I think it was like the today show or something they would go into the plaza. It would just do a haircut on a guy and maybe give him a better fitting pants.

- Yeah. - And I was always like, well what if you're the guy who probably thinks, hey, I look great, and then they're like, they're like, searching around. We need somebody gross in this poor guy's out there

with a sign, happy birthday to his wife at six a.e. You're gross enough? What? Yeah, you.

“- I remember being at my first apartment in Brentwood,”

desperate to be on TV, picking up the drama logs, and setting up the hedgehogs. And I'm like, I don't what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna get picked for a makeover, okay? So I put on this awful outfit,

and I parted my hair down the middle, and I had no makeup, and I was like, like, I just really, and I said to it in, and I was like, I just didn't ready for a makeover, I'm like this front but I'm person,

and like, they didn't pick me up. - Oh, no. - What I read, I was really like, sure, you can jump my hair and like make me look like Jennifer Aniston, I don't fucking care, like I just wanted to be on TV.

- Yeah, there was a few though I've seen

“that people have reached from the archives and put on,”

and there was blood that was like not good. They did this like where they like, they wanted, yeah, they took off her hair, made it like spiky and short, and it was like the worst. It was like, oh, oh, I don't know,

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And speaking of talk shows, so Dr. Phil, there's one exposing how awful that show was. On E-Legit Scams and lawsuits and investigation claims. Well, of course, what's the girl catch-out side? And now her name is Bad Bunny.

No, it's not. But Habe, Bad Baby, yeah.

“She's a Daniel Burgosi, yeah, I believe, her real name is.”

Yes. And so anyway, she makes whatever 68 million dollars a year doing only fans. And I'd like to, I need to see the receipts on that. Every time I hear that, none of those numbers,

I'm like, I just don't, I don't believe it. I'm sorry. I know, how come, the funny thing is nobody believes anything anymore, right? Like we were saying there's, there's might be a conspiracy here.

But yet that one, everyone's like, yes, 68 million, definitely, have you seen that girl? That little coals, making 68 million dollars on there? Absolutely not. No way.

I always feel like for that, it's got to be the initial amount,

like for the Piper Raquel or whatever he was, she was like a YouTuber kid. Okay. And she had basically had her own eye-carsely show type of thing, but like on--

And then she went on. And then, you know, and then they were like, count down until Piper turns 18, there's a huge count down, like a time square. There's the same thing with that girl, catch me outside.

Yeah. And then with that time square, punch a loser's way. Could you imagine David Coppola's way? [LAUGHTER] Oh.

And so anyway, then she did it. But Drake said that she waited like two months after her birthday. And he's like, you really missed like the-- I'm like, I don't think she missed it. She was like Drake is one of the guys for you.

Yeah, I said I go, did you do it? Yeah. It was two.

She made like two million, but I'm like, okay.

So right now you're doing, you know, two million of 68 million, big difference. But also is it two million just for that month? Like, are you going to keep those people for the next five years as you enter your 20s, gross?

Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Nobody wants to see that. Oh, man. And then she was like, there's some like article

And it's interesting, they're cute girls.

But it's like what really does well on those things is truly not the girl next door from the bunny arrow with the blonde. It's like really kind of like brown hair and a lot of makeup, like, truly those are the girls

that make the most. But is it sexual or are they just talking in their room? No, it's sexual. Oh, it is, okay. It's definitely like boobs and stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, you know, it's a million times better than what our old porn stars had to do. Oh, yeah. Traveling to the Valley.

Sun Valley. [LAUGHTER] Oh, yeah. They're in shadow. The theater I used to get in arguments

when we were watching a Max because I'd be like, I know that's in Puerto Ranch. You'd be like, no, it's not. It's right over here. I go, no, it's not.

That house was there.

“And that's what we would fight about instead of like getting”

all haunted, horny. We would try to figure out the real estate. I used to do them. I mean, when I first came to LA, I did those type of movies.

They never saw the light of day.

It was like a one weird guy in the Malibu, who's like shot these movies on like a camcorder. But he had 10, 15 actors. We don't show up. And it would be like a lot of shower scenes.

And he would-- Well, how much did he do to day would you do? I just bathing suit. Like the men would never knew it. It was always just topless women.

Oh, OK. So, and he would rent out hotel rooms. Like I remember the Malibu beach in which is still there. He would rent the room there. And he would always be like, OK, everybody.

You're just kids blowing off steam. And that would be his one piece of direction. Oh, OK. And then, you know, some girls would take off their tops. So they would be like just showering.

Yeah, I remember. Yeah. And he would give a like $150 cash. So good. And we were like, at that time, I mean, it was a metaphor

to give us a million. So every day I would drive back. Like let's do it again. And I was kind of obsessed with the whole adult industry of the late mid-90s, where that's

when they were just starting to break into mainstream. Like Charlie Sheen would be dating one of them. Right. And it was like, oh, my gosh, you know, that there was the A, the N awards.

Like Tracy Lords, Tracy Lords, and then the A, the N awards would be like featured in like tabloids.

“They were on show time, I think, and stuff.”

Yeah. And, you know, and they'd accept their award for like triple A and all or whatever it is. And, you know, and it just was like legitimizing it. And now everything.

And then those type of those, I love those documentaries. Yeah. Because the structure of those girls are, they end up getting out of it, having a kid, Christian, becoming a real-ter. Oh.

And then the brush of 2008, they had to go back to doing the porn. Oh, really? Yeah. No. They said it was easier than setting up open house sites.

Yeah. Yeah. They said it was safer than sitting on a house by the cell. I bet. That's fine.

I know that there's a paycheck at the end. Oh, my God. Yeah. Showing some loser 20 houses, it doesn't bother. Oh.

That is so fun. Anyway. So, we talked to your film.

“Those actual series on like pornhubber something now.”

No. No. I'm talking like a real estate porn series. Oh. That's not selling so.

No. No. It's like, that's the fantasy. The guy comes and goes, can you tell me the girl's like, oh, I really need to sell this house next week, but it's actually, uh, so they have a graphic

for it. I feel it is called. And in the graphic, the chimney is a dick and it's spewing sperm. I have heard that people have given sexual favors to get the listing. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'm sure. But then you want to make sure that the guy actually is going to sell when you bring the offer. Right. Here is the commission, but yeah, and, um, and I knew a girl that was in real estate and

she was cheating on her husband and she would tell her lovers to meet her at her listings. Oh, really? Yeah, just as like a fuck house. Yeah. Yeah.

And then my mom one time, she had a listing and she said, and it was like, one of her great like cocktail stories. Like she totally could have been like a stand up or whatever if she didn't get this.

I always say that, but she, you know, she said it well, it was, she, she did that.

She told the story. She's like, oh, I walked in on a lane with the horse trader. I go, what? And she says, yeah, I was showing the house and, you know, they were very difficult. They mean they would let me put a lock box on it.

So I had to co-over there every time and open it for the broker. And I walked in the room and there she was, you know, being mounted, no pun intended by the horse trader. Wow.

She goes, oh, I continued to show the house. I said, oh, I'm sorry, but as you can see, this is a beautiful walking closet. Excuse me, Elaine. I just want them to see the walk, because a lot of models, this age of home don't have this walking closet.

But this was part of an addition and we do have permits and then she'd want it. Yeah. And then, and then Elaine was like, oh, please, please, Pam, don't tell my husband and she goes. I won't.

But you're going to take the next offer, I bring in. You're not going to be so difficult. Oh, nice. Yeah. There you go.

So anyway, with Dr. Phil, he allegedly, they're saying in the show, which I'm not seen. I'm just seeing little reviews of it, which is things that I heard from Jerry Springer too. Oh, they, in the end, they have to, to producing your show.

They want people to be crazy.

“So they get these people, that's what gets the rating.”

That's what gets the rating. That are writing in. Yeah. And, you know, this is a time where I think you had to write in a little bit. More, they would actively try to find you, too.

But now it's like really easy to cast reality show or something, every, they always

find them on Instagram. I'm like, oh, you sound like you have like a hot group of friends, a thousand followers. You're rich. You have a private jet. Want to be on a house.

Like that's how they find these girls. But with this, the people would come and then they said, you know, they'd be, my husband's an alcoholic or whatever, we need marriage counseling. And so they'd put him in a room with a bunch of alcohol and leave them in there. Oh, we're going to be back in an hour, you know, whatever.

And then they'd bring them out and he'd be like, I'll tell you right now. You seem drunk. Yeah. I hate to take this breath to lies. So that's one of the stores they put.

And they put those already alcohol in the dressing room. Yeah. And then they give them breath to lies. And it's like, oh my God, this girl has to like, leave him. And then, of course, with catch me outside, I guess, she, I mean, how can she be

mad at Dr. Phil? Oh, I mean, it's all because of him. It's all because of him. And beyond that show. Is she in this documentary?

I don't want to have to see it. But I'm like, she cannot.

“But I saw something where her mother was mad, but I think it's probably because the mother,”

he probably blamed the mother for her being such a badass. I've been able to get it when it first happened. That's what it was. Yeah. It was her yelling at the mother.

Yeah. And so, of course, they're like, sure, I'll go, you know, now talk about how awful he is. But he's kind of fallen away. Like, he had like some big podcast company or something that doesn't exist anymore.

And well, she can't exist. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I saw it. But I hope her made him.

Yeah. And made him and Dr. Oz, both of them. Yeah. And people then, yeah. I'll be like, let's really, let's talk about Oprah's real crimes.

Yeah. But with him, he was basically like a life coach person that she found.

And he coached her through her trial of when she said I won't, I'm never going to eat

a hamburger again, because they said that there was Mad Cow disease in England's. And then she's psyched. And then she said, I will never eat a, I won't eat a hamburger. Have you seen Oprah lately? She's not eating anything.

She looks like a mad guy. She people are dying over her outfit in Paris and how thin she looks and everything. I also want to say, I mean, I get why people, whether they're seven year or whatever, are finally getting a taste of this that they chase their whole life.

And they just are like, I can love it. I love that every month. I can buy a smaller size. Yeah. And I'm not going to stop.

Yeah.

“I don't think it's, I think once you get to a certain age, you shouldn't be so thin.”

Yeah. Because I would think I always thought. It looks a little weak. Yeah.

I always thought, like, as you got older, and I don't know, that like, you know, you

don't want to be so fragile like you'll break a bone, whatever, but she's just them all for her. I don't think she's so skinny that it's like unhealthy. Right. But not, you know, then she's like, please don't talk about my weight.

I'm like, you are the person that brought out your weight on a little red wagon. Remember? Every other couple of years. Every couple of years. It was a new thing that she did.

Yeah. And wondered and had weight watch here and had us all, you know, talking about weight or whole life. So, I mean, but let her have, you know, let her have her, I don't know. Did you see Debbie Moore?

Yeah. So, a lot of people are concerned about that, but she's way too skinny. She looks real skinny. And she's, she looked good. I mean, like, like, her face, 63 years old, I think I read.

It's just, I just think it's, listen, you're just standing there taking a photo. You're not, so you're not in a movie. We saw your take a photo. So yes, people are going to comment. I like the dress.

She looks great. She looks too skinny. She's age. That's what people say. And it is awful.

But like, that, you're out there, like, we're talking about it, but anyway.

Has anybody talked about that one? He looks very skinny. Well, he too had eating disorders when he was a kid. Yeah. I think sometimes, you know, you get this like, magic pill.

And then I don't know, like, if it can be the greatest gift or it can be, I always think,

I always think it's going to be like a flower for all of you on thing. Like, where he would got really smart and then he got dumber, like, but I don't think so. 'Cause it's been around long enough. It's working. I mean, I just think people just have to, you know, do what's right for them and be careful.

But, um, Dr. Phil, they, you know, I guess maybe he was a doctor. What could he do? He was like a doctor. I think. Was he like a real psychologist?

Oh, I don't know about that. I really like to show. And I always felt like he did give good advice. It's been for a long time. And I mean, he was under the Oprah umbrella, which was people telling shock,

it's real people telling shocking stories about their life. Yeah. Whether they were a mom and PTA, but actually secretly addicted to meth. Oprah with the first person to show us what hoarding was. Yes. You know, things like that.

And so then, so he was under that umbrella, so it's like that. That was how the producers were taught to produce.

“And that's why, like, after Oprah, like, why it was always so interesting to see where they went after.”

And that was like the only way you could get fame. We really didn't have, like, social media. So all of a sudden, you would go on the show and your whole neighborhood would now know. So that your husband's arranging alcoholic and, like, your kid, you know, hates you or whatever. All right.

So you were watching a little bit of, uh, I watched it. The love story. I watched the last night. I watched the, the latest one, the wedding. And then I watched the first one.

I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed it. It isn't at the best. I thought it was real. I thought the first one was very good. I'm like, oh, I mean, I'm loving it.

I've covered a lot. I wanted you to just get, get a little to get your opinion. Yeah. I mean, isn't the John John, like, the exact person? Like, he is so good.

I, what I, my take away from the first episode. Yeah. You know what, it first meet was just I, I missed that whole era. That whole, like, hookup club drinking. What were you doing?

You're, that. What do you, oh, you miss it. Yeah. You missed it. Like, you don't know.

“I'm like, who, you're at the Chris fridge.”

Yeah. I don't know. I was in it. But I miss it. Like, in today's world.

I miss it too. Yeah. I love the music and the playing of the games. Yeah. Right down your number and hope that he called.

Yeah. I love it. I love it. I know. Like, I want to see a whole movie about that.

Well, every year at that world. Everyone's saying there's that other trend going on, like, saying to the song going, Mom, what did you, like, it shows like someone like me. Like, mom, what were you like in the 90s? And then the mom, like me, does a full thirst trap of, like, 20 different photos of them being,

like, a model in the 90s. Oh, okay. Yeah. And I want to do that.

But then a Drake's never going to ask me that because he doesn't want to fucking do the video.

Was it edited? Go find it. Yeah. And then I have to go through 20 different boxes to find photos of me. So I'm just saying, yeah.

Yeah, you can find where I look at him and I looked at the night. I wrote a book about the 90s. Again, I want to my manifestations is that my book. You'll never blue ball this town again. Should be a show.

Should be a TV show, a movie, something. It's all the good things. It's that year. It's Hollywood. It's all the good things.

It's that year. It's Hollywood. It's everything. And, but what concerns me is, I'm friends with Carol Radsonwell. And she'd written a book.

And she was married to his cousin. Yeah. Who then died of cancer right before they died of the plane crash. And there's all these inaccuracies in the movie. Right.

But they're blocked from, I think, different books. And then they change it just enough. Like in the wedding one, she makes everyone wait two hours. Because she couldn't get her dress and it had to be sewn on. Yeah, she's smoking cigarettes and a bathtub.

Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm like, I could never make someone even wait a minute on my wedding day.

I never. So I'm like, that just makes you and there's no air conditioning and they're sweating. And I guess in Georgia. And like the candles. And so apparently that isn't true.

That she was able to get the dress over her head by just putting like a sheet. So her makeup didn't get on it. Yeah. She did her own makeup. And that it was John who couldn't find his shirt.

Oh, okay. John couldn't find his shirt.

“And that's what held it up a little bit.”

But it wasn't anything like that. And it was like, and people could walk right over. From then from where there was a wedding day would never drive it.

I don't think that's true. Yeah. So that's fine. You know, like, but I can see why people that lived it. Being that it's such a popular thing.

They're getting upset. They did have a John F. Kennedy look like contest in New York. Yeah. And the guy in the rollerblades won. Mm-hmm.

And it was really cute, really fun. I love it. I love the clothes. I love the era. I love that people want that.

Like Jen Z is missing it. Yeah. Because you can have it. Right. And just have to go outside the house.

I did. I mean, just watching that. Like I said, that first episode and seeing her in that club. You know, all they're all smoking. Yeah.

“You know, and did you hook up with that guy last night?”

Like that world is just gone. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, made for me at least. Yeah.

Maybe they were still doing it. I don't know about it. But no, because it's like because the social media kind of ruined it. And like you know, everybody's like status because you can see it on social media. So you're like, you know, you don't wonder, oh, am I his type that you're like,

oh, he only likes bonds for get it. I mean, you talk yourself out of these things because you can find out too much. And then she calls that model guy into the cab and they go back to the apartment first. Yeah. Yeah.

She has the real model guy is right here. He was, yeah. And they've run up to him and like asked him. Let's see. Oh, I saw that guy.

Yeah, he was in on Baywood. That guy's a pretty big actor for a while. Right. A couple hot boy friends. Yeah, the Baywatch guy.

Yeah. That was very, very good looking. So she was one of those girls.

“I knew a friend in college that only dated like the hottest guys.”

Yeah.

I never wanted the hottest one.

Hmm. If they were too hot. I did when I was just one model that I called mole man because he had like a mole right here. And he was a model at SC. Um, pretty sure he was gay, but whatever.

Even that I felt like you're too good looking for me. Like I like my level one step below. You know what I mean? Like I need to be the hotter of the two. Yeah.

And I was always like with somebody really better looking than me with hitting on me. I just felt like it was weird. Like no. But she like she was hot in sexy. And you know what she was the cover of B.

You magazine college girls. Like not the calendar. Okay. Calendars back that at SC 2 was like a big thing. Modeling was like, everyone wanted to be a model.

And everybody wanted to go to modern class. Everyone wanted to be a model. So schools for barbers high school of modeling. And I was growing up with the commercial. A model like.

And even she was on the cover of it.

“So I'm like they say how she was like not thirsty and everything.”

I'm like. Yeah, but like she knew she was hot.

Like she knew she could be something amazing.

But um, Darrell Hannah wrote a wrote an open letter about how annoyed she was by it. Because they made and people did think does Ryan Murphy secretly hate Darrell Hannah. Because they don't make her look good at all. But then the actress that plays her acting so flighty and everything. Yeah.

Haven't seen that episode. But she's. John. How's your mom? Is she still sick?

Yeah. You know, I made her look just really like dub and flighty. And so she's like, first of all, like, you know, I don't like how I mean portrayed. But one of the things that I did think she is a right to be pissed.

About is there's a scene where he comes home. They've gotten back together. And he's done with Darrell Hannah. He's annoyed with her. And she's got a bunch of models over and she's doing.

The cocaine. The cocaine off of like some heirloom or whatever. Yeah.

And she's like, besides that never happening.

I've actually never done cocaine in my life. Right. And I've never had like a drug field party. And I never. And you know, his mother did want to see me, you know,

during her death or whatever. And I didn't crash a funeral, which all of that she's saying is true. And and she didn't go to the funeral. And she was not not invited and all that. So it's weird because it's like because these people are still in that they're real.

I could see obviously you take two public figures like this and you create a scene where they're talking about a bed. Right. But then when you have actual people are still walking on this earth. And you do just like I would be annoyed by that.

I've never tried cocaine. And if someone was in do the Chris friend Joel a story. Right. And there's a girl Heather and she's it's your Chelsea lately days. That I'm not so Chris.

Yeah. On the roundtable Wednesday. I would be like, that's not just that's like. Do some other lie about me or not lie. But there's enough truth about me.

You didn't need to do that part. I read her up and I thought it was pretty good. I was like, yeah, I would say it's the same thing. I agree. Like, yeah, don't don't be doing that.

Like, she's still a legitimate person living in the world. But like, what does he care?

Yeah.

And I love the way he does stuff.

All right, Murphy. Yeah. I love not everything. I don't like the horse stuff. Right.

But I like, you know, the Menendez brothers. And, you know, I just I get excited for when he does these things that I like lived through. And kind of remember even though it's not totally accurate. You know, you got to make it juicy.

But it's it's so good. And everyone's just like. It's pretty fun. Yeah. Yeah.

You know what else I like? Which is going to sound strange.

“But I do like when you have to wait a week for the next episode.”

Me too. I don't like watching at all. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't.

I have to have something to look for. Yeah. I think it's smart the way they do it now. They do like give you two. And then you got away.

Yeah. You're like in it. And you can talk about it and tell people. But once a week, like. Yeah.

Sometimes it's like, you know, it's like only having dessert on Fridays or something. Right. Yeah. Say that up. Don't.

Um. Okay. Uh. Oh, this girl. I, when I was talking to Carol, I go, I bet you'll be in it.

And she is not. And she goes, I'm not. I know I'm not in it because I saw the cast list. And there's no name for Carol as well. But at the wedding, someone he spotted that it looked like a young Carol, a

“Brunette girl that was like sitting next to his cousin who has a major part.”

Yeah. And the guy that plays the cousin, her husband. Carol actually dated him briefly. Oh, really? And then he called her, he's like, I'm going out for the part.

Yeah. As your husband who died. The guy who plays Teddy Kennedy looks a little bit like Peter. He really does. But Teddy and the asshole, that was so good.

Like how was like, I know I was never going to be the most beautiful.

Yeah. But these girls can show you up in each show. Wow. And I'm like, it was, yeah, the whole stories of the truth. The truth about the Kennedy is not just being womanizers and everything.

But the truth of how John, how Joe Kennedy, like, got rich. Oh, yeah, it's great. You know, that's right. I mean, a bunch of different ways. I mean, no, one of the ways was he and his friends got all their money together.

And like, bought all this stock and then like drove it up and then sold it and made money. Allegedly, whatever. I don't know if that's true. And then from there, it was like he was like the male, like the person that with talking about it was like, it was almost like they were like the Kardashians.

And then he was, but for politics. So then he was like, okay. If I'm not going to be like the president, you're going to be. So number one, but he died in the war, so then it was Jack. And then it was Bobby.

And then it was an evening, still even tried to do a Ted Kennedy after he killed the girl. Yeah. In the car. Right. Left her took the cars and was drunk and then it went into the lake or whatever the water.

And then he got out. And nobody went to fetch her for like 12 hours. Yeah. And people still voted him in to be Senator. And still talked about maybe he should be president.

Yeah. He had a long political career. It's amazing. The other part that I felt was, remember the days where Calvin Klein was straight. Remember that for a little while?

I know. He was very today. Yeah. Kelly Hanson or something like that. Yeah.

Yeah. That was. I forgot all about those times. Yeah. I know.

And he always getting divorced again.

Yeah. He has been who was 30. Yeah. I know. Some model guy that he got.

Just shame.

“Do you think it was rude that she didn't have him do or dress?”

Oh. No. I didn't even think about it. Yeah. But who even knows if that was he he might have not even cared.

Because Calvin Klein wasn't doing wedding dresses. So it's like. They did get a pretty good a net banning look alike though. But I first thought I was like. Is that a net banning?

Yeah. Yeah. That was pretty good. I enjoyed it. Yeah.

I mean, it's just fun. And then you're like, I'm actually did wear that outfit. Yeah. You know, but I'm sure it wasn't Carolyn's idea. Like Carolyn might not even have been there for the meaning like they have to.

I get it. I get why Carol's mad. But I also get like. We're creating a story here. Right.

You know, so. Okay. This water polo player. He is at one of the most prestigious schools here in LA. He was like, and he is being.

The schools being sued. I think he's being sued too. Is he right? Getting sued too. He's the son of a pretty prominent assistant director.

But like, I'm pretty. Also, it's just like out of a movie. Because his name is like a man there being something like it's like. And anyway, they were water polo players. And this.

This young man who is black has filed a lawsuit against the school.

He's on the water polo team. And he was digitally penetrated through all the time in school. Going up the stairs and everything. I. And I was like, well, how could you get like your finger like through the shorts and everything while you're walking up stairs?

But I think they meant he just like. Yeah. I don't know. But then they said he was he does another kid who he actually settled the case. Where he penetrated another kid for an object.

Don't this this same guy. Oh, yet settle another one. I had to settle one. I'm not going to have that be your problem. You're clean up.

Yeah. Like that's the new. That's a new show.

“Remember that show that was like Donovan.”

What was that. Ray Donovan. Ray Donovan. Yeah. But you're just you're the Ray Donovan of rich kids in LA.

Yeah. And you're a lot like we were just talking about before we came to her. Yeah. Three schools currently view point school. Another very prestigious school here.

They found out that a teacher. That was like a maybe we're for 11 year olds. He been taking pictures. Like I don't know underneath their skirts or walking or locked. Yeah.

So then and then what was the Sierra Canyon one? Sierra Canyon was like they were they were like having like a they had like kissing clubs or whatever. Oh, and the girl. Yeah. That was like a girl on girl.

Yeah. And they were being bullied to do it. Yeah. I like the 13 14 year olds or whatever. So yeah, they were being bullied until like you know sometimes I'm like.

I used to you know people always used to be like homeschool kids are weird and you know kids need to be around

of the kids and I'm like, do they though? Yeah. All anyone talks about as a childhood trauma or like with their bullied school or stuff. Right. If you never went to school, if you learned what you needed to learn like in your family or like whatever

with cousins and then and then come 18.

“If you want to go to college or not everyone's like an adult and they're not like fucking mean.”

Yeah. I don't know. Do we have to even like I'm just like do we have to go through that? Like it was awful. The funny thing is these are like people pay for these schools.

50,000. 50,000. This is my wife went to Harvard West Lake to school with her. Yeah. I asked her if she'd ever been penetrated you know by anyone she said no.

The first so we were talking about this lesson at a dinner and you're like digital. I've never heard a digital penetration. I didn't know what that was. Drake thought it was like cyber relay. So did I.

Because digital. It's not. I mean, digits. The digits of your fingers. Oh.

And so yeah. So digital meeting. Oh. And so. Okay.

I remember the first time I heard it because another story about my mom is that she was like reading

the LA Times and she's like, oh my god. Doctor of the audio or whatever a making up a name was, you know, look at this case. And she's like, oh my god, we sold this man a house or whatever. And someone was saying that he digitally penetrated her one. He was like when she was asleep getting dentistry done.

Oh. And I'm like, and I go, what is it? And I go, what is digital penetration? She goes, oh, it means like, you know, his fingers. And she's like, but the one thing about him is I remember.

He had the shortest fattest little fingers. I've ever been inside the contract. And I'm like, she's like, I don't think he could get very far up there with those little fingers. Yeah.

Well. Oh my god. No, but so I mean, I said to those going over with Drake and Drake was in water polo at Calbass.

“I said he goes, I'm like, do you remember anything like this?”

He goes, I mean, basically when you're playing water polo, you're just trying to drown each other every fucking day. So he's like, that was pretty bad. That is true. It is wild. And it's just such like a skimpy, like you're in these tiny little swim trunks.

And like, and but you know, it's awful. When you tell, there was another story in Riverside that, you know, had, you know, horrible things.

But they just were awarded 27 million.

Their child actually died from it from the bullying, like from a punch to the head or something. And they sued Riverside Khan because they were like, we told you. We told over and over and I'm like, I don't know. Like I just don't know what people are supposed to do. Right.

And if you don't have the means to like remove your kid right away or you're like, well, why should I be the one that has to leave? You know, or maybe they set in this case the reason they have a case is because I think they did complain and talk about it. And who knows, maybe this guy gave so much money. You know, sometimes that happens.

There's a conflict between two kids at these private schools. And one's got the name on the on the auditorium. And the other one is maybe not even paying full tuition because he's the football player. And they're like, can you find another place to pay football? Because we can't get rid of the guy that gives 250 a year right now.

Yeah. That's what happens. Yeah. But we'll see. I'm sure there'll be a big payout for this kid.

A Travis Kelsey is going to make a decision.

He's going to play with the chiefs again one more year. At least maybe he hasn't said, but yeah. When I heard this, I don't know why. And I'm just telling you guys just don't get out of me. But it just I'm just tired tired of of Travis Kelsey.

Like, I'm just like, I'm the first of all Taylor on Travis or the.

You don't, the first of all, you don't need to play football. You have podcast, okay? Not everybody. Everybody. Right.

Everyone can play football. Not everyone can have a podcast. Obviously I'm joking. But like, I'm just like, I just am like done. I'm done with him and the mother and the brother and the.

Yeah. But that song like, fuck you and your dad and your mother and your brother. Like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just done with him. Yeah. You've done nothing wrong to me.

No. I was so into it. I thought I was so cute two years ago. I think.

“And his life is not here for me to create content.”

Right. So he's been hired over. I get it. But I'm just telling you where I'm coming from.

I don't think you, I think you're you're speaking for a lot of people.

I think we've all, we're gorilla Kelsey now at this point. I think the brother, this girl, the wife of the brother. She's like, yeah. Yeah. Celebrity now.

Why? And then like, and then the mom had to go on the traders and. Yeah. And so he's going to come back. The thing about it is the chief's retireble last year.

Right. I mean, I, maybe the thing is, I'm going to see if we can be good again. Like, I don't know why he would want to at this point. He just want to end on a bad note. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe there's that, you know? Yeah. Ugh. So, you know, the year of the chiefs.

I mean, you just take a break from the podcast. So I don't have to sit clip on page six like every three days. And they still doing that podcast together? I don't know.

I feel like maybe I haven't seen it.

Yeah. I haven't heard about that one in a while. No. Who knows. Savannah got three is, you know, in New York City.

So you came by the today's show last week. Do you think she's when you think she's going to come back and just be regular. I think she's coming back within the next couple of weeks. Oh, really? Yeah, I do.

Yeah. I think that's good. Yeah. I think. What can you do?

And you've got to like have some normal seat for the. For your family that is living in your kids and. Right. And you're, you know, being on the show and doing the news. Sure.

“I think, yeah, I think that's what she's thinking.”

I mean, at this point, what are they going to do? Yeah. Obviously, there's no, there's no leads and they don't really have anything to go. No. And then they're just trying to like, you know, get an article out of it for a clickbait.

Because unfortunately, sadly, they found a body body by the. Yeah. And they're like, but it wasn't her. And it has nothing to do with this. Okay.

We knew that. I think with that, with that, when they were trying to maybe establish some sort of serial killer. Like that, it's in the same neighborhood and other body. Maybe that who knows. Um, now this is weird.

Okay. There is this man. William McCastland. He is 68. And he went missing on February 27.

And he went out of the house for a walk. And in the area of Quail Run in New Mexico. And it was a silver alert because he has silver hair. Yeah. I just thought about it too.

Like everything happened to Peter. It would be under a silver alert. But what is weird is, in everything I've read, it doesn't appear like he has Alzheimer's or anything. Right. And he left his phone at home and he went for a walk.

But he is like the highest classified person for UFOs. Oh, really? That is what he hit all his work was in and what he is known for. So as the movie that we are all living in. Yeah.

Yeah. Twenty twenty six. This is yet another juicy twist. Like what is this? So who took up the aliens took a more?

Like I don't know. I thought we were going to find out about aliens. You know, and Obama just dropped that bombshell. And you just saw like on something like average podcast. Yeah.

But literally I feel like he just was like just give me a podcast today. Because I have to drop the thing about the aliens being. Yeah. Wow. I mean.

“And it kind of, that's how fucked up the world is.”

It came and went. He was like, no, they really are. And like two days later nobody cared. But like, what? Jim Carrey's face is different.

We still don't know the answer about Jim Carrey. Yeah. Because people said no, it was him. And then there's also a guy with a picture going. He's sitting next to me.

Did you see that picture? He's like the, the internet's so easy to fool. Here we are in New Zealand is something making a movie. And Jim Carrey looks totally normal. And people like, well, maybe that's the fake picture.

Right. Yeah. Right. And then, yeah, I have no idea what that whole thing was. It was just another thing.

I feel like he did do something weird.

Right.

“Because I mean, I've always been like haven't you had an event one night.”

And you're like, I wish I could just clone myself.

Yeah. And even though he was winning an award. Like, maybe he really did just go, I'm just, I'm going to send out that guy that looks just fucking like me. Right.

And I'm going to just see if I don't have to get an attacks and go to this boring Ass event and weigh six hours of my life. But the only thing that would, yeah. His wife was with him and his daughter was with you. He has a new wife.

A girlfriend would. Okay. You know, she was with him and the daughter was with him on the, in those pictures. And it's really them. So it's just like, well, why would they be in on the, on the, on the joke?

Okay. So then it was him. So what did some weird like white chicks kind of prosthetic so that people would talk and he would trick us? Yeah.

Who knows? Why is that he looks normal now? Like, oh, we don't know. We don't know. Yeah.

Yeah. Because he didn't do a video and he doesn't not holding up a newspaper. Yeah. I mean, now we really need people to do that. Yeah.

Hold up there. But now you can't find a newspaper. Good luck. Forget about it. Yeah.

Oh, my God. But last thing is Kai Trump went to Erwan, because she was visiting California. Oh, I saw that. And she has a big social media. And of course, he could serve her.

Everybody does anything fun, whether or anything. No matter what president, when Obama go to Hawaii, people would ditch that.

“That's what our tax dollars are paying for.”

Right. You know, golf, whatever. So this one, they didn't like that she went to Erwan. And of course, she just did it like, I can't believe this sort of so expensive. I'm going to get all this stuff and try it out.

So I can get my views because Erwan videos too. Well, and I just, what I took from this is like. This is kind of sad. Right. Like, you used to come to LA to walk.

The Hollywood Walk of Fame or see the Hollywood side or go to Universal Studios. Now they're like, can we just go to the Erwan and Calabas? And get the Halley Bay, but you Halley Beaver, $32 smoothie on our, yeah, I know. That has like, what does it have?

Calabas. It's very, very interesting. What? Calabas to me, I hope not. God, I hope not.

Yeah. We're not collagen and something else. Calabas cholesterol. Yeah. Yeah.

And so I've had it. Is that bad? What does it taste like? It's extraordinary. It's like a strawberry shake.

Okay. Because I, I cannot bring myself to spend the money. Yeah.

“And I have gone and just got like a lunch item.”

I feel like, well, if you go get like their sushi or something. Without the door, it's good to cost you as much as if you went to a sushi restaurant. Right. And it is good. The food is, I mean, I like their stuff.

But to actually like do grocery shopping. No, I don't think anyone does their like real soup to nuts grocery shopping. I think people going for certain items. I think people do that are like, they're chef stew.

Yeah. So, man, you're paying for a chef. And they're getting all the most expensive stuff. Right. Just for you to shit it out.

I mean, my God. And like four hours. Yeah. Yeah. Like I just have like, I like to eat.

I like I'm a foodie too. But sometimes I'm just like. Yeah. Yeah. Like I just can't.

Right. You know, I was at a story the other day. I was at the greens. What does that call? The greens sweet greens salad.

Yeah. And you go through it. And I really do like their salads. And like my inner monologue is, you know, we get to the avocado part.

And I'm like, I do want an avocado. Absolutely. But I'm still like. Too much.

Why? Too expensive. I just can't. I can't. Yeah.

And so I'm talking about it.

And Drake goes, oh, I always get the avocado.

Fuck. Is my kid getting off of a avocado? And I'm not. Not even thinking twice about it. I'm thinking twice about it.

And I'm like, that's where I'm like, God, I could die tomorrow. Yeah. I would die for the avocado. I think you're all kind of.

You're worth an avocado. Okay. So I went. And I was like, yeah, I want the premium topper. Like I was just like, I don't fucking burden to the ground.

Yeah. I like, I, I hope there's no money left for you at 30. Okay. So then I go get this. And then I was like.

Really thirsty. And I like the drinks. You know? But I like to get a small. At Kava because Kava lets you do the drink yourself.

So I get a drink and I suck it down. You, you order a sweet cruise and then go get a drink. But I like how Kava has the drink where you can go yourself. Yeah. Okay.

So you can give you a cup. Right.

And I always get a small.

Gotcha. I feel it. I do like all different flavors. That's the one. So I feel like I've got two drinks out of it.

Yeah.

But I just have. Okay. So at the sweet greens. I see they have the exciting drinks. So then I go, okay.

Yeah. Let me.

“And I'm like, just do a little jolt of each one.”

Have fun with it. You know, she's a mixologist. But I can't go fill it up. Because they learned. Yeah.

Sweet green fry. Talk to someone at Kava. And they're like. I've got to stop. Keep an eye on her.

Yeah. So I'm like. Twenty. And then with the tip. Yeah.

We're now giving the choice of 20, 22 or 25%. I know it starts at 20. Yeah. I'm like. Well, now, you know, she might.

I don't know how. What this girl listens to. Yeah. She knows me. She did like we can't meet and she gave me some almonds.

Oh, like she, I don't really charge me for the. All these days to feel the whole fucking thing was like 24 dollars for just me by myself. And I'm like. Chocking. So the next week.

Everything I do. Everything I go. Everywhere I go now. I'm shocked. And so then I went to Trader Joe's.

And I got all of the stuff. And I made my own chicken salad every day. Good for you. And with all the things. Yeah.

Go, I just got it all. And let me tell you what drives me nuts. What? I like that soda machine too. I get to pick and choose.

You want to sprite with lemon in it. Yeah. Sprite with cream soda. Right. Oh, the coke one.

Yeah. Yeah. You got. So I get like a relatively big one popcorn or whatever. Then I have.

Oh, what the movies. Yeah. The movies. Yeah. I wanted to the movies.

Okay. I have the big. You're the one. I have the big. I know.

I'm the only one. I like.

And I go like first showing.

Like 10. Yeah. Me and one other. And then I don't. It drives me nuts.

It does still a fucking person ripping the ticket after all these years. There's still one old lady saying they're going. You're in theater seven and risk ticket. But I'm my hands are full. I can't get my ticket.

It truck. And I want to say. I don't want to say you're the only. Yeah. And I don't want to do it.

I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.

I don't want to do it.

“And I'm like, well, what the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

Yeah. Like, just trust me. I'm, I paid. I'm not ripping you people off. Like.

So what happened? You had to put everything down. That guy has to go put it on the floor. Get my ticket out. And then pick it back up.

It drives me insane. I'm like, we need to, I don't want to put anyone out of a job. We need to get rid of that ticket. Ripper woman. And once and for all.

Yeah. Or have more help somewhere else. Or put a fucking little table there. I could put everything down. It's just, well, I, is that because of the hopping of them?

I mean, you could always have.

It just happened. It just happened. It just happened. It just happened. It just happened.

It just happened. But it, right. I mean, for movie to movie. Yeah. It could always happen.

You could do it in that anymore. I know. I know. It's going to the movie. I can just go.

Just let people in. I know. What are you doing? It's just places empty. Even the fancy movie theater kind of went downhill.

It's a well, an out of business.

“I think, yeah, one of mine is still out there.”

Yeah. But I'm like, am I going to this movie? To watch the movie or because I can drink. Yeah. Because I'm always like, come on.

We can get a cocktail. I still love that one. I still love that one. Any time I see a movie in the theater, it's better than what I want you to. It's totally better because you're not looking at your phone.

Yeah. And you actually are experiencing it with somebody else versus everyone being in their own room. Watching their own movie on their TV. But then also watching their phone. I mean, last night watching the love story about the Kennedy's.

I had the Google, like, wait, who is she married to? Which Kennedy was that? Yeah. Yeah. So you could possibly do it.

Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, I'm a half-paying attention as I'm good. Yeah. Makes us so much.

Yeah. Anyway. Anyway, Chris. Such a delight. Such a delight.

Thank you. So funny. Just the best. Thank you. Kell, the juicy skipper.

Oh, my God. Where they can go see it. Send me live and take free pictures with me. Well, next week, next week, the 1920 and 21st of March, I'm at Rooster T feathers up there in a Sunnyvale, California, right up the right up the coast.

You're driving some of those roosters. So we don't have to embarrass ourselves. All the comedians have to say Rooster T feathers. We're just calling her Rooster. It's a great club.

It's been there forever. I love it. Are you driving there? I'm driving up. Yeah.

Well, anytime I can drive, I drive. Yeah. Then I'm coming.

I haven't been in a million years to Toronto.

I'm coming to Toronto. Ooh. Interactional. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Heal you Buffalo April 15th. Comedy at the Carlson up in Rochester, New York. The 17th. And then I got back to Long Island. Governors may first and second.

National Xanies may 29th and 30th. And on and on and on. And he's the got the governs is in Long Island. Governors are looking at them. They have brokerage comedy club and go.

Like of the teachers in Long Island.

Yeah.

“And the mother talking like with that accent.”

I'm like, Oh, my God. Those are my people. Yeah. She's the better. Like they're going to be, right?

Yeah. Yeah. It's so fun. That he won and how fun. Great it was.

Oh, my God. That was so exciting. I was so exciting. Yeah. And then, you know, then, of course,

then we had a big shit sitting on it. Yeah. I said everything in this world. We live in everything. But how fun shit is?

It lasts two days. And then somebody will fuck it up on TikTok or whatever. Well, actually, the reality. And I'll forget it. We all had fun for five minutes.

For five minutes. Yeah. And I was like, you know, um, my cousin's his sister. They all played hockey too.

Yeah. And so it's like, they all were so, you know, supported about the women and all that stuff. Right. And then they're like, no, we're going to go to be with.

What's the clock guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Flavor Flave.

Flavor Flave. And then they're like, oh, you're going to go see Flavor Flave. Well, you know, he has a record too for assaulting women. Well, so does our press at it. Right.

It just don't come. Everybody assaulting everybody up in here.

“I was always thinking, what about the couple girls that maybe wanted to go?”

And they're like, oh, fuck. Yeah. We can't. I know. I feel so bad for like athletes these days.

They're like, we're born in this era. We don't, we didn't choose this world. We're born. Yes. This is when we won the championship.

Right. And you know, so I, they invited you to the White House. What kind of tell you? Yeah. It's the same.

I agree. I disagree with what goes on. You're going to have that.

You can never have that chance again.

Right. And it's just like, yeah. Well, like, let me see it. Yeah. You know, like, whatever.

Oh, my gosh. Well, if the world is still happening, go see Chris. All those places I just mentioned. And we'll be together in LA in May. Yeah.

I know I'm pretty excited about it. But I had a couple when I was in Pittsburgh or Raleigh where I just was. And they said they're coming to that. They were like very excited. It sold out right away.

It is officially like sold out. The other night. There's literally like two single tickets. May 9th Saturday night at the Avalan Theater. And it's going to be a juicy scoop live, juicy scoop.

So it's going to have comedy. And we're going to have so much fun. It's going to be so juicy and fun. I'm thrilled. And everything for me is that Heather McDonald's net comes to me.

It's all like city coming up in a couple weeks. The March. Why is it in the 21st? Well, guys, she shows the night. I'm excited to shoot the shed and let me make you laugh, people.

And that's it. Thank you, Chris. Thank you very much. Cover the cover. Cover the cover.

I have a podcast. Everyone, come over and listen to that. We have some fun over there. And make sure you also fall Chris because he gets good Instagram story. I mean, sometimes I forget.

I'm like, I haven't done that in like three days. And then I don't feel like it. Yeah, I'm trying. I don't know. Sometimes it's just the most random thing that then like everyone like attaches to.

I know. I know. Yeah. They've got to get cute to do it. And he can't just do it.

Well, if I just did one where I said, because I wanted to talk about something. And then I was like, oh, God, I got to like, if I get cute, nobody watches. But if I'm, I have to do something. Oh, I saw that one where he was like, oh, everyone loved that one. So they want to tell me all the other things after do the next story.

Yeah, I've got to put like lipstick on or something. lipstick. I have to do the thing after do the. Oh, yeah. And the same.

Yeah, I have to do a little of that. And. Oh, there's a couple. Oh, I have to cry. Yeah.

There's a lot of cry. A lot of comedians are crying lately. See, a lot of comedians are crying. Yeah.

I always just think it's so crazy that like,

I have been guilty of it. I did have one time where I was like crying about something. And I was like, I should film myself right turn on the camera. Yeah. Just in case it's good.

Yeah. But you know, if you're scrolling and you see someone that you're falling, you know, and all of a sudden they're mid tears, you are kind of tree to be like, what are you crying about someone die? And that's why then that gets.

Oh, God. Yeah. Because like, what are you crying about? Fooling people. A lot of car.

I need to get in the car. Which is, you know? You always like, are you really in line to pick up your kid right now? Yeah. Like.

“Maybe that's what Brandy Spears was doing.”

What's all over the road doing it? Tick up. Right. Yeah. She was just dancing.

Love you, Chris. Thank you. I love you back. But what I wanted to tell you, my not the kind of student.

The master, the master, the master, the master, the master, the master. You can say that. You can say that. Yes. You mean, the master.

But you don't understand. I mean, the master, the master, the master, the master. You can say that. And when you work, you can say that. You can say that.

That's right. The master. You can say that. Now, let's go. Hi.

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