Heather Shaw From Jim Carrey Doppelgänger to Comedy Queen

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I'm so excited because I have a funny lady, a hilarious comedian, a fellow Heather. It's Heather Shaw and welcome to Juicy scoop for the first time. Hello, Heather. I never meet a Heather. This is nice.

You don't? I don't ever meet Heather's. Where are they? I always joke that our name is going to become like Gertrude. It is.

But you're younger than I am. Yeah, but not if I ask. I'm 58. I'm 58. I'm 38.

So I think I'm a little less.

“Like, because I feel like the majority of Heather's are like, where are they?”

They're in the books? No, they're like my age. Okay. It's like the 70s, 80s. Yeah.

A little bit. Yeah. And I have been trying to encourage. Young women to name their children. Heather and bring it back.

I think it's hot. Make Heather's hot. For generations to come. I don't think it's happening. I think I saw on TikTok somebody said it.

Heather's an old name. I was like, fair.

I was like, I never meet Heather's.

I love it. You're like the second Heather ever. Well, thank you. You in the last year. What's your middle name?

Alisa. Good luck. I don't know. My mom is on drugs, I think. I don't know.

That's an interesting middle name. Ali. Everyone thought it was Alisha with an item list. No, it's Alisa. I think it's English.

Like Alisa? Yeah, exactly. By the way. Yeah. That's my little name.

It's like by the Lona. I'm like hilarious. I'm from upstate New York. Okay. I've lived all over.

And now I'm in Louisville, Kentucky. Get me out. I'm trying to convince my wife to move to California. And so you are a lesbian? Yeah, fully.

I'm out, baby. Are you a gold star or late night? No. What are you?

No, I always knew I was gay.

But I would bang guys. Okay. You know, I like the unit. I don't like what's attached to it. All right.

But it's a good, you know. I'm a penis friend. And when did you realize?

“I think I want to go full full gay and just be with a woman and have a happy life.”

Well, I always knew. I knew that was going to play out. Like in first grade, I was like, oh, I'm a lesbian. I'm just telling you what. I didn't have to.

Why siblings are gay, too? So we're very gay. How many parents are so disappointed? Yeah. We're okay.

Three. Older sister younger brother. Me in the middle. Gay. Saying so too.

And are the parents straight. The parents are straight. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Are you sure?

They make kids. Yeah. They're like, they're committed to the straight life. The readers. Um.

Okay. So when. When did you realize that you were funny? Or they wanted to make this a career. Because you're a great stand up comic.

You have your first stand up special. Um, they're doing May 15th. You said 14th. Yeah. On YouTube.

On YouTube. What's enemy my space. But here we go. We're on YouTube instead. You have a huge tour.

Yeah. I discovered you and started following you back when I saw you on, you know, doing Reels and TikToks. Yeah. And one of the things is though you are a female.

You look very, very much like Jim Carey. It's not weird. It's a mouth. Right. It's the nose too.

We have to notice. Yeah. You absolutely could be his daughter, brother, sister. Some people say grandma. Yeah.

No. I got a moisturizer. I got a moisturizer. I got a moisturizer. And doing jargons.

I was. She's so tanned. I'm like, how did you get yourself tanned? Everybody's. Oh, I speak of which.

You know, we reached out to them. I had some reach out. And because I said, I really have been pushing you. The drug itself tanned her for like years. And they broke back and they said in all transparency.

We are only looking at younger people. If you jargons.

“I cannot tell you how many people say, how do you look that tanned?”

And I go jargon self tanneder. But you get to start lying. Tell people to lie if you're under 35. No, you got to start lying now. No, you can't.

Well, who cares?

Yeah. Durgons. At least throw me a few. Now I would never care. Yeah.

Well, there's another self tanneder people. Come on. Come on. Let me know about you. Yeah.

I'm going to need loyalty. Yeah. Okay. So tell me a little bit. So you said you're the middle child.

Middle child always looks like Jim Carrey.

I heard it like, yep, from upstate. Basically Canada. Okay. Accounts. You know.

But you now have you ever looked into if there's any. Twenty three or me. No. My mom could never pull Jim Carrey. No.

No. Not like he's your dad. Oh. You're like fourth. Made me.

I don't know. - No, no, I've never looked into it. - I've never looked into it. - I've never looked into it.

“- I've never looked into Canada. - You never know, right?”

Maybe one slipped over in the border. - Have you, has you reached out to you at all? - No, you reached out to him. - No, I've never reached out to him. - Why not? - Why not? - Because it's like cringy.

What am I gonna say? Like, "Hello, I have your face." And then what? What would you do if somebody DM'd you? That looked exactly like you. Would you be like, "Well, I have a lot of people that will say,

"This is your doppelganger, this person's on 90-day fiance, "whatever." - Some, I'm okay with. - Some, I'm like, yeah, that girl's pretty. - But you're not reaching out, - No, I'm not. - No, no, no.

- Right. - If it was, I guess if I, it was another comedian. - Yes, if I, if there was a comedian that like, you know, was 20 years old or like he's 20 years old or you or more. - Yeah, and I just can't believe that he has,

that someone hasn't sent your stuff to him. - I'm sure he hasn't reached out. - I'm sure they have, but he's probably like, "Okay, that's, I don't know, maybe he doesn't care." - What about that whole thing that happened?

What did you think that happened when it was like the conspiracy that he was, that he was wearing a mask or that he was there and then he looked so different or he got worked on? What did we ever find out? - It's Facebook.

- All of a sudden people forgot about Facebook. - So you think it was just Facebook? - Yeah. - Everyone thought it was. - And it hadn't settled down yet.

- Yeah, there was fillers. - Yeah. - I think there's some bluff. - Upper, lower, middle, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - You know what?

“- I don't even know why I think just got an upper bluff.”

- Am I a secret? - No, no, okay. - I'm just guessing. - You know Olivia Wilde? - Yeah, oh my God, she looks, I gotta do a video on that.

- Okay. - Okay. - Okay, so on there. - I Olivia Wilde, beautiful actress. She dated Harry Styles for a while. - Oh yeah, who brought that back?

- Who brought that back? - Who brought that back? - Now engaged to Zoe Crowe. - But it was engaged every year. - But also, I don't think anyone seems to care. - No, I don't think she's gonna keep pumping

the keeps sending it to people, to pump and people are like, we don't, we have, we're fine. We don't care. - Harry Styles, who cares?

- And, and I always thought Harry Styles was a little gay.

He's a little gay, isn't he? - He's a little gay. - He's a little gay. And then she, and then they worked on that movie, don't worry about it darling. They were on that movie. - Oh, oh.

- The story about darling, which I was so excited about because I love Palm Springs. I have a house out there. I love that era. - I forgot about 1960s. - I forgot about 1960s.

- Yeah. - And I thought it was like of gonna be a fun, like, 1960s thing. - No, I don't think so. - And it was so dark in the end.

“He was just like, what do you call those creepy guys that are just into video games?”

Yeah, was it just like a cell like just like a predator or something? He was just an instantly. They were like controlling this beautiful girl friend who was a doctor that he, what did he like to date her and then make her perfect and like a virtual world. In every girl in the world, they were in the 1960s and she was like a 1950s, 60s housewife.

And that's what it was. But anyway, Olivia Wilde was in, like, she was a director. And right, he's a little left her husband Jason Ducas. Ducas. I love that.

What does Ducas do? Is it Ducas? Yeah. I like for him. He served her while she was doing like a TED talk or like a panel.

Yeah. It's fierce. Divorce papers. Anyway, she showed up and I'm like, listen, this is this, what is going on? And I'm like, I guess this is just someone who is already thin that's jealous that

everybody else is getting thin and wants to be the thinnest. But then my friend said, and said, no, she got the upper bluff.

I think it's that and I have always said, I like that sexy.

I love it. What is an upper bluff? Okay. So it's like, okay, so I said, I have like a bone here. Yeah.

Okay. So some people have different eyelids and she's one of those people. She never really had the bone. But I think it's pretty like Renee Zellwager and Leighan Rhymes. And a lot of people, it's a very, it's a unique eye shape.

I think it's beautiful. But first, but then you go see a plastic surgeon and they're like, no, we'll take out this piece of skin so that you then can see that bone. But it really changes your look. Yeah.

Like you can lift your face a little. You can fill your lip a little. But when you change the eye shape, then it's like, it's going to be good. And that's what it is. It's not only is she older, always been thin, but now she's really thin, though.

I'm like, I should know, she would waste a way, like maybe I think it's this eye

thing.

It's always been thin and just, she looks low.

Yeah. It was spooky. I don't even know where we were shot on Olivia's wild. Well, the two characters in Terry's upper bluff.

“So I think that was such like a kind of a fun couple of days of conspiracy theories, because”

then it was like, no, is it this Alexis Stone who's like this incredible make up on us? And then she played into it. It was smart. Yes.

It's smart. And then it was, no, but his daughter, you know, and girlfriend are there and like, what is it? But then he had that weird voice in the speech. You're always like, is he playing, is he playing into like a fun experiment for us to

freak out? No. I think it's just aging. It's like Biden always whisper, Biden's like, but like when he was 30, he probably was more.

I think he's just aging. He's gone down that. That's all about the Biden double. I think that was like three inches taller. So I had a guy come up to me at a show after and be like, I know it's you.

And I'm like, what? And he's like, I know your gym carry as Joe Biden and I was like, I got to get the fuck out of South Carolina. I don't know what the fuck is going on. Greenville South Carolina.

You're fucked up. Yeah. I mean, this guy, the none of the conspiracy theories make sense. Like they thought I was on the red carpet as gym carry, but then what? I'm wearing a prosthetic mask that makes me look crazy.

I don't, I couldn't follow. People were saying I was a clone. I'm like, what am I? Why am I involved?

“Okay, so when I was three or less, then I think you did realize there is a strong,”

very strong resemblance to old like child like eight went ACE Ventura movies were coming out because I could just pull the face. Oh, it's like the all righty and you just do that. And when was and now is, you went to see ACE Ventura and you did that? Yeah, I would just do it for like my friends and babysitters and, you know, and so the first

to time you discovered it yourself, yeah, you could just pull the face and you enjoyed his comedy too. Yeah, I love his films. Yeah, I love his films. I know way too much about him now from being online.

Like I don't need to know that he's a capricorn. Don't need to know that. I don't need to know his personal life at all. I'm not somebody that's like super into like, you know, stand behavior. But I know way too much about that man now from online.

One thing I do love about his story, a couple of things that I really do love is he was the manifesting mama before I was the manifesting mama before Amanda on a real house was Beverly Hills with the manifesting queen because of her courses, yeah, because he wrote

himself a chat for $10 million and put the date on it.

Yep. And just like put it away and like a few days before that day expired, the agent called and said, you're going to do this movie and they're paying you $10 million. That's sick. I love that.

It is amazing. He's a manifesting mama. He's a manifesting mama. Get a JC. I love it.

He's very spiritual. I love that. I mean, he's on my carpet. He's not real. That's fun.

That's, it's a friendly. I don't know. It's fun. Who cares? I would also be like, I'm not real if I was that rich.

I remember when he was dating Jenny McCarthy. Yeah, she's commented on my videos and I'm like, this is a love triangle. I don't want to get involved. They were together like four years. Yeah.

And that was, that was like kind of a juicy. When was that? They're like. And that was my early Chelsea lately.

Basically, because Chelsea and she were close, that was like on the road with Chelsea and

they were like going through something because she was being a good friend and like taking the phone. Yeah. And I was like, oh, are they like breaking up? Like, you know what I mean?

Like, you know, and a girl is just like going through it. Yeah. And you're just like, okay. And oh. Yeah.

And then they did. They broke up. Yeah. But obviously, she's a couple. She's definitely married.

And the wall right now, oh my god, they could not be like more happy than what's seen Bruce. Donnie. Donnie. I don't think there's a Bruce.

They're probably is one out there that just like runs a bank. I don't know. There's so many wallworks. I can't keep tracks. So like Baldwin's.

Okay. So what was your like high school life like?

“Were you always make, were you in the theater arts?”

No. I went to a private school in Florida. So I moved to like horrible, like just sad. Not an nomination. No, I don't know.

I think Catholic. I don't know. I think Catholic or not. I think Catholic or not. I think Catholic and Christian to be so honest.

Well, do we, where they're, where they're, where their priest was there was Jesus on a cross and did he have good abs? Great abs. And you were. You were at the Catholics.

I remember being like that, guys. Fucking not. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, it was Catholic.

Yes. Catholic. Yes. Otherwise, Christian would not have that. Jesus.

They would just have a cross. Interesting. I know that. I believe people will correct me. I believe from all my Catholic education.

I mean, race Catholic. That the crucifix is synonymous. The abs, Jesus Catholic. It's Catholic. Okay.

With that really checks out because I remember every time it would be like an eight pack. Yeah. This guy's ripped. Exactly.

Yeah. So no public like no public funding. So it was all like no arts programs.

Oh, okay.

Real sad. My religion teacher and Sarah Whitey. And why? Oh, really. Yeah.

Yes.

“She would tell she had half a brain and I'm like, what?”

We can make it up. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah. So she.

Yeah. So it was fine. But I wasn't in theater.

I always knew I wanted to do stand up though.

But I was checking. When did you, when was the first like stand up thing that you saw on TV? Or was like comedy central half, half members of the past? Yes. I watched this all the time.

I know. I would watch the non-stop and just like I want to do that so bad. And I grew up on Jim Carre movies. So I really, parents like that's going to be you one day where they support other that dream.

No. No. I just wanted me to have a stable job where I could make money. All they care about is just like, just please make money so that we don't have to like, you know, bail you out in life.

“And what were they like middle class upper middle class upper mid?”

Okay. But like frugal, probably have more money that they let on. They're retired. Now they retired rate at like 55, you know, you're like, why are you living so good?

You fuck whatever. It's like whatever. Like no. Just kidding. Yeah.

I wish I was bougie. Gosh. Interesting that you guys can now buy a second home. What are we eating? Lips and crackers for dinner.

Yeah. I mean, I think we can afford something better. Well, are you actually like we were going to lose the house? Yes. Literally.

It was like that mentality of like we drive two or two cameras and we have no money. And it's like, okay, you're retiring on a beach right now. You're fine. I'm happy that they're good. Thank God.

“I don't want, you know, my parents working as Walmart greeters.”

It's good that they're retired. But. Yes. Yeah.

So I always wanted to do stand up.

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And tell me about your first time. It's great. You know, it was a sad open mic. Low stakes. Okay.

Only comics in the room. How are you?

“I'm prepared, like had you been working on writing jokes for years.”

So you kind of knew like this would get a good little five minute. Yeah. I mean, it was one liner. I was doing one liner when I started. Uh-huh.

So it was like, you know, easy to do. And do you lead with, I look like Jim Carrey? No. Okay. I didn't do any of that.

Okay.

People would always tell me after shows when I started doing shows and stuff.

They'd be like, you know, he looked like. And when did you finally like lean in and know that and then realize, I'm really funny, but this does help COVID. Okay. We've learned in the past, everybody who's bored, making sourdough bread.

Remember that? Yeah. How do we were depressed? Yeah. We haven't realized the sourdough bread either.

I was taking your king and, you know, drinking. Me too. I did a tire king video. I acted like that weird lady and wrote my bike around. Carol.

Yeah. And I had a Bengal cats. I acted like the Bengal cat was taking the tigers. Yes. Carol.

That was like the fun part of COVID. It was. COVID season one was the best. The first one was going to be everyone together. Everybody enjoyed the break.

Yeah. Yeah. We enjoyed the shark. We got to like, yeah, totally jump the shark. Like season three.

Yeah. Jump the shark. I'm like we're still doing masks outside. You can't do this. Yeah.

But that was the golden time. Yeah. Yeah. That time we're like all the sudden.

“I like remember like I talked to my friend, because it started March 20th.”

Yeah. I talked to my friend just after Easter. And she said. He was like whispering. And she's like, we saw another family for Easter.

I told what. She got me couldn't take it. He's like, I have to see another family or husband. And I was like, oh my God. We go.

Oh my God. Had I go to a husband. I'm like. Newell and Rami saw another family at Easter. And my husband's like, I'd like to see another family.

And then people start to like fish. Yes. Like they start to fish.

Like it's always like having in a family like.

Yes. Would you be down to me? Yeah. Like and people like. Yeah.

Yeah. I wasn't Florida, which is great, because it was like, I was about three hours. They were like, it's over. Yeah.

They didn't even address it. You were a mask. You were called a crazy thing that like, based on where you live. Oh, yeah. I got caught while turning in a photo once during COVID.

And people were like, "Gat, alert, alert, yes!" Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of a smile.

Yeah. It was, it was a different time in Florida. Yeah.

“And I think that the people that were really strict about it.”

Like out to like get people ruined. They're like quiet now. Where are they at? Yeah. They're not leaving their house.

I don't think. No. No. No. No.

Okay. Let's not talk about that time. Yeah. It was a weird time. We were instigating groceries and wiping them down.

I mean, what are we doing? I remember doing that once. And I was like, I'd rather just get sick. I, this isn't saying. I'm wet wiping my, you know, box of cereal.

I can't do this. It's too much. It's losing dignity. Oh, okay. It's fine.

Yeah. I was bored. I said, I'm going to get on TikTok. This weird app. We're children are dancing.

Yeah. And I'm going to convince them.

I was like, let me just see if I can convince them because I always hear it.

Now, how a lot. So now, let me see. So now at this point, you've been doing stand up like five years. Five of years. And were you making any money at it?

No. You know, local shows. I would feature here in there. Yep. But they all in Florida where you lived.

Yeah. So it was a very easy day job before COVID. I would do like admin work and project. Management for like theme park companies. I worked at a desk that Casey Anthony worked at in Orlando.

I opened the desk drawer my first day. And there was a picture of pregnant Casey Anthony with my boss. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And they were like, oh, she worked at that desk. Isn't it?

Nights. It was her last job before the murder that she's off on innocent. So Florida. I have another podcast called juicy crimes. And Casey Anthony is one of those.

That is like my my top tier like watched everything on it. Yeah. And followed the whole story when it's happening in real time. Yeah. Watch the trial.

I was in Orlando during that. So that was a job because that was the universal connection job. But then she also, I thought she never had that job. She had access to universal studios through the company. We worked at, but she didn't actually work at universal studios.

That's where she brought him down that hallway. She had access still. And then when she got to the end, she's like, all right. I don't actually work here. So it's like we had access because we were working with the theme parks.

But at one time she did work there. She worked at that. Yeah, she had this desk. Because we were a photo. It was like a code at kind of company.

Oh, okay. Like theme park roller coaster ride photos. Basically. It was like the engineering for that. So.

And did you go to? I asked the tea. I would say I said what you got to tell me. And they were like number one. She lied about everything.

You could see her eat a salad at lunch, and she told you she had a hamburger. That goes. It was kind of a liar. Just me lied about everything.

Then it's like a grifter, liar, con woman.

All that kind of stuff. Like someone was like, why?

“What is the goal about lying about what you had for lunch?”

Even when people saw. Right. And then she wouldn't.

She for the first five months for pregnancy.

She told everybody was assist. Isn't that crazy? They'd be like, you look. Are you good? And she'd tell everybody to sit and then finally out like five months.

She was like, all right, I'm pregnant. And they're like, we know. No. Isn't that wild? What is your theory of what happened?

She murdered that baby. She took that baby's life. Yeah, I think. I don't really know about any of the family dynamics. This is what I didn't really care.

Then my theory of what happened. She don't want to be a mom. She's a Florida mom. I think. This is what I--

Here we go. You better not say no. I don't think the data I think to do with it. You know, what I think happened was I think that she accidentally gave her way to much Benadural type of something.

See, like, first sleeping. And it was like, if she could just sleep like longer than I can go do this thing. Yeah, let go out. And or maybe she'd done it before successfully. Yeah.

Where she'd given her stuff gone out, come back and she's fine. Left her at home alone. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah.

That's what I always thought.

Then when I watched that last thing that was kind of-- There was one that was, like, very much. You know, the thing about documentaries, especially crime ones, they don't have to show both sides. They don't.

I know. They just didn't edit it so they didn't watch it. And there's new info. Yeah. And all of a sudden, then people are convinced.

And all of a sudden, Rosie O'Donnell is like,

“I believe, like, Rosie O'Donnell gets switched so quickly.”

She's like, you know, Eric and Lyle Menendez, I call him on the phone and the question. And then she was, like, very pro Casey Anthony after watching. Yes, after watching that, she was like, I knew it was the dad. Because people who think Scott Peterson's innocent.

I can't-- Well, I know. Heather. I don't think he's innocent. God.

I want to say, oh, there was just a news article. It said they're, you know, they're not innocent. Yeah. However, it is a very compelling case because of the other similar things that were happening in that town.

Yeah. But there was so much evidence that proves that, you know, what? The lying and everything. And I've talked about him.

Yeah. Nauseam. But I, but I am like, wow, there are a lot of things where there were other pregnant women missing. Yeah.

And there were things like that. That could happen.

But my always thing is, even if you hate your wife and you weren't

excited about the baby, how many people are like, oh, my God. Thanks, God. Kind of hoping she would die. She went missing. I know where she is.

In the meantime, let me reinstate my porn cable channel. Or go to Mexico with blonde hair. Yes. Well, that was later on. It was later.

But it's like, because he was tired of people approaching him. No. No. And that 8,000 was from a car. No.

No. These are the stories. These are the defense. But the one. But really, it was the porn.

Okay. I didn't know that. Okay. So she's missing. So she's, she's missing.

Can't find her. And then he calls up the cable company. It's like, can I reinstate the porn channels? It's very important.

“And I think it's, it's these details that, to me, tell the story, because I'm like,”

if you believed that somebody had kidnapped her, she's broke her ankle in a ditch. Well, taking the dog for a walk, we're going to find her. Wouldn't you just wait like a couple weeks? Because if she comes back tomorrow, if she, you're going to have to cancel it. And you're going to have to pay for the whole month.

And you're going to have to explain to her that you signed up for porn, which was missing. But you're also going to pay for a month that you can get to enjoy. So you're pretty much helping that at least. She'll be gone for 30 days. Right.

So that you know, 12 dollars or whatever it was at the time is the waste. Yeah. And that was really, really. That's a hard one to sell. That was, that was a hard one.

It like, but also men don't think long term, I think. So. Right. Who knows? That's crazy.

Yeah. The casing Anthony. Yes. So did you go to college? Yes.

I went to I was in Orlando. I went to UCF for a little. Did you enjoy it? No. I hated school.

Okay. I hate school. It's not for me. I always knew I was not. Okay.

I wasn't going to be an engineer. Okay. So you've been doing it for five years. It's COVID. And you decide.

That's like your first video that kind of like really caught on. Literally the first one I put. I joined TikTok. I joined TikTok. Okay.

Posted a video saying, can you please help me find my father? Can you please help me find my father? Can you please help me find my father? Can you please help me find my father? Can you please help me find my father?