Side Stories: D4vd Deep Dive

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Yes. I just want you to know, player, you even think about running game on the yard without cutting me in, then you bet a back off suck-up because I'm going to cough my initials and y'all back. Am I disappointed or is this just your hat new hat personality? It's a new hat personality.

It's a new hat personality. It's this with the glasses. Because I think what this is doing is it's turning me into,

“you remember the guy who played rock on the show, Charles Estutton?”

I love Charles Estutton. In Ali and three. Oh, I love Alien three is sleeper good. That's what I'm trying to go for right now. I think I'm going for like newly converted to Islam.

I'm in jail. I'm wise now. I'm a peaceful warrior. But I don't know. But this hat does.

Yes. This pink hat. It's a snap back, too. I'm a peaceful warrior. I don't think I'm sorry.

I don't know much about the nation in Islam,

but I'm pretty sure their hats don't have snapbacks. You trying to run trickery on me. When you're out on the yard, I'm going to have you know. I will struck you down with the lightning of a lot. You look like a fat Albert character in one face.

I feel like you've drew ski. I'm like this. This is the ski was playing me. And I'm happy. Yes.

Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. King of the Yard. I'm like this. This is the ski was playing me.

And I'm happy. Yes. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. King of the Yard.

Head of the African American nation. Henry Zabrowski. [laughter] I'm going to start.

“I'm worth sitting here as well with fellow lieutenant governor”

of the African American nation. How are you doing? Ed Larson. As I was the MC at the ticket to the stage, probably been Funkadelic faster.

Still does not give you a pass, buddy. I know it doesn't give me a pass, but for a couple hours, I was pretty cool. You were for a couple hours. I was like, "That guy's all right."

That's right. I get this hat. This hat makes it permanent. Yeah, it's like, "I'm not going to kill that man. I got for a little bit."

That's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You really deserve that. Thank you. Thank you.

And you think that this hat is going to bring you closer to the African American community. Don't even try to play me. Play a hay dog. [laughter]

You got that hat for your birthday. Happy birthday, Henry. Yeah, 42 is magical.

So I just want to say, "First of all, Jackie got me this hat."

I just reason why I'm even talking about this and wearing this hat. Those of you that can't see me right now. You have to understand that every year, on Christmas, my birthday, Jackie will give me a bag of entertainment hats.

Bad hats. Not bad. 'Cause there's nothing bad about this hat. No. I mean, it looks like a hat that like a sailor would wear,

but like, it's pink. You know, like those tiny other hats. They put on the top of their heads. Yeah, I stay inside me bunk me to stay warm. A salty omica.

Yeah, yeah. She's salty. We put a lot to soak. Definitely not bad. Yeah, ma'am, ma'am.

Yeah. But in our synagogue, it's yellowed with marble. [laughter] Yeah. Okay, so this is what it is.

It is a brimless hat that Jackie got for me. I do believe it makes me look sort of like a professional wrestler if I taught Shakespeare in prison. I feel like with the glass called a doctor hat. So you do know it is a brimless hat.

Oh, Jackie got me. So it's a penis in a penis hat. It guy am that.

“'Cause that's what that hat kind of looks like.”

It looks like you put your, you're like, you are docking that hat. What it is, it's like. So nowadays in a fashion, everybody's really into the cropped. So right now what I'm wearing is if I was a penis, this would be my cropped Magnum condom.

Oh my God. Just imagine like a kind of, you're just like, I love you. We just put like a little hat on the top of your dick. [laughter] Just catches every bit of it.

I promise. Hey, I mean, I'm not a big excretter. So the reason why I'm wearing this hat is because, yes, it's a challenging hat. And it was about today's subject that we wanted,

I wanted to kind of wear a hat almost in celebration of him. Because I felt that now, it's because like all the information is out. We wanted to put out an entire episode just talking to Forvad. Mm-hmm. And I felt like this hat puts me in the fashion category

that DeForvad would appreciate. He did have a lot of bad hats. He was a child. Nothing reminded me just how much DeForvad is a child as his social media does.

Yeah.

A little bit, just the stuff with him and Celeste.

“It is, yeah, because you like the saucy stuff.”

So we, just for the catch you all up. For those of you that don't know, on side stories, we've been following this case since its inception. We have been fascinated by it.

First, by the man's stupid name.

Then by the young man's bad music. And now by the young man's probable. Because the first we got on to is because he was accused of being involved in the murder slash or just the missing child case. It was just crazy that they found a body

and his trunk while he was on tour. And like, that's wild. Yes. And so Celeste Rivas, the very lovely young lady that was a Celeste Rivas.

Celeste Rivas Hernandez, who was a child, like literally 15-year-old very young lady. She was found in the trunk of a Tesla in a junk yard, essentially where they go to when you pick up cars that are left abandoned on the street.

Yeah. And she was her body was found in this in September of 2025. And we now know that she was last seen in the accompaniment of this very now fa-- I guess famous singer, which at the time,

we had no idea who the fuck this guy was. That was like to me the first interesting part about this story. I was like, who is this guy? Oh my god, he's incredibly famous. And then--

I don't idea who you were. Of course.

And then it was always connected

“to this missing 15-year-old that the woman”

was found in this trunk of his former car when it was belonging to him. And he's still touring. And then I remembered as we were covering the case, we kept seeing,

oh, he's at Coachella. Oh, he's at Lala Palusa. Oh, he's all over the fucking place. It took like six months for them to put a case together on him. And now we see why.

It's because as police have revealed, they have over 40 petabytes of child sexual assault material. See Sam. And he has it all in there in a period of time.

It's all evidence. It's not all that. It's not all child C spam. What am I supposed to say? I like the idea of calling him C spam.

I like spam. It's called C spam. Because you know, because they see Sam, it's like it does not roll off the tongue. Sorry, guys.

We need better marketing here. So I'd say like, yeah, I like spammers. Give him spam and spammers. Spammers. Spammers, spammers.

Yeah, spammers. So you over 40 terabytes of spammer on his account, which was some of the, you know, and it was all bad. And some of them was just evidence.

Yes. Some of it was just evidence of his relationship with Celeste Rivas Hernandez. Some of it is now what we're seeing. Probably a bunch of other fucking.

Got people attached to the case. There's probably other victims that are involved. Somewhere within that C spam material. It seems like because it seems like he was making it. And also sort of talking openly about it on his discord.

Yes. And there were two other people who came out and said that they, they feel like you abused them as well. Yeah, I mean, I'm one. I listen to his music.

Oh, yes.

And you like the first second.

Okay. Like a second you liked it. So let's go into this. Let's go into his life a little bit. Pat Marker, one of our great researchers here,

and Guy helps us outside stories. He put a great in it. He said according to four of his Wikipedia page, his job is considered, this is literally on us Wikipedia page,

rapist, child predator, murder, singer songwriter. So I, I honestly, I do find it interesting that those were the last two credits. Because he was very prolific in his short career.

He was a New York City kid. He was born David. Did you know his name is actually David? Yes. David Anthony Burke.

Yeah. And so he changed to four of it because he's fucking stupid.

“I think it's because what the four of it is a way,”

I guess. So he came up with a of age in a time period, when he was making his own videos on YouTube, playing Fortnite. Yeah.

Right. So he was all in a Fortnite, which, of course, a completely pure arena for kids. He wanted to be a Fortnite player before he wanted to be a musician. He was obsessed.

He would play it all the time. He was in, he was in, he, then he wanted to make boost playing it when they got him. Really? Yep.

God. That's commitment. He loves it. Yeah. He loved that child's game.

It seems kind of, kind of, kept him in his own. It's almost like it's good advertisement for, Fortnite? No.

To Fortnite. No. No. No. That's what we started calling.

He was already doing that. We will even get to that. So he was of age when he was, yes, he wanted to be a, a Fortnite player, a professional Fortnite player, which is, I'm starting to think that we need,

like a fund or like a similacrum camp, where we can do stuff like,

we wouldn't be here.

“If we had just like all looked at Adolf Hitler's paintings,”

if a bunch of, if five people were like,

what about us? You're, honestly, Adolf. These are great. Like, if someone had just said that one time, so many things would be going in a different direction.

If we just, of Charlie Kirk had just gotten aborted, like we had all wanted him to. He would have been, everything would have been better. Like, you know, like, they tried, but he chewed off the hanger.

Haha. Haha. Haha. Everything stuck in when, haha. Haha.

Yeah, there's a few babies born with Steve. Full city team. Now some folklore calls that the sign of vampirism. But I think it's the sign of Christ, Black and jelly beauty.

Um, so that's the thing. So he wanted to be, so why couldn't we have just given this to him? But instead, to forward started cutting these together,

and in order to get, stop getting copyright strikes on his YouTube videos. Yeah.

“He did, which I honestly think is one of the nicest things”

about the younger generation, is there, like, independent artistic spirit. And he was like, no, I'm going to make my own music. Yeah.

So he started doing that. And he started making his own music. And then I guess he went like viral. Which is commendable. I will say that is commendable.

That's exactly what you should do. Yeah. And he went viral with some song. Mm-hmm. God knows.

So fucking, I don't care. And then he then ended up on a number 33 Billboard charting single. Like he just went like, it's a crazy fucking story. Yeah.

And all of that while he was doing that, he was also grooming a pack of children. I guess to just be his sort of harem and his muses. He likes young ladies. He does a young man.

Wow, that's great. Isn't that weird?

You know, but I didn't always like that.

When he was 15, he apparently met Celeste Rivas in a discord chat room when she was 10 years old. 10 or 11. They can't nail down exactly which is which. And one of the biggest problems with this story.

Not that a fucking matter. No, it doesn't. But it's a big, one of the issues with this story as we'll see, we're going to, as it gets to trial, to trial, it'll get way more clear is that the problems were dealing with the fucking recollections

and brains, 12 worlds. And stories of 12-year-olds that are all like, "Amaga, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la." And they go and they, it's all this horrific shit because like in these little unsupervised worlds, they're all acting extremely adult, which is a thing we're seeing a lot that happens in these little worlds. He's talking to them, deforve it, it's going there and talking to them like kids and talking about all this like romance and like, like, they were even using the terms,

I'm hearing mainstream media use the term love triangle for whatever deforve it was doing with Celeste and other children. And that's not a love triangle. You know what a love triangle is when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. That's a love triangle because everyone there was 35 years old and a multi-millionaire, each to have a love triangle, each per each point of the triangle. I'm going to say this must own property. Yeah. There's no lower class love triangle.

Who's the third person in the triangle? Was that, did he leave Jennifer Aniston for Aniston? On the set of Mr. Mr. Smith? He met Mr. He married together. No, when he angeline, when he met Angelina Jolie on Mrs. Miss. This is more important than before. He met him on the set. Their chemistry was so wild and out of place. Everyone, oh, I can't believe it. They almost immediately started to fucking each other because of how hot his fucking penis was

and how slippery her fucking gash was, right? Yeah. But then it also made him crazy. Brad Pitt's fucking no-duer, no-duer and we're fucking out. All right. Yeah. At a pocket, smoking cigarettes and in the fucking airplane and shit, like doing all the porn wine

“on the skids or whatever. But before that was that's what Angelina Jolie's love did to him.”

You know, you could say that in many ways. Or, you know, that Brad Pitt was always a fucking evil,

psychopath kind of. But then Angelina Jolie's like turns his soul. And she's just kind of deflated until like sitting in five pounds. And then she stole all these kids from Africa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And her previous boyfriend used to carry around her blood. And then he tried to fuck your wife. He tried to fuck my wife. But that's a story for another stump. I don't know if you can keep that in the show.

I think that's true, right? That's not true. That's true, right? That's true. That's true. Good. Good. You're one degree away from being a threable. They've only she fucked up with. And even that would not be a love triangle. That would be two points of love at me. In distance, like a floating point in space. Again, one of those triangles were, it's like two on one side and there's a point over here. Oh my god. Yeah. Theoretically. Why did you come to try that?

Blah, I'm not late.

That number one is that he does mall music for crying 13 year old girls. It is great. It's CVS music. It's CVS music. It's a, it's shit. You would fucking see her. It said you walk. You know, it's very, you know what, it's what unassuming music. You don't even know what's on. His biggest hit, I guess, was romantic homicide. Yes, specifically outlined the murder of Celeste. It talks about like, you know, I mean, it's just more just, you know, like, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck.

Man, whose strike is strike. I'm not that blood. It's so much to forvid this week. Just to like kind of get into it. And like I wanted to, I was like, you know what, maybe you wanted to like it.

I did. I was like, I was like, you want to so big about this? Because the problem is the music lover.

“I was like, why is this so famous? I honestly think it's partially because the younger generation”

doesn't yet have the deep cut music knowledge that was kind of foisted upon us by our monoculture and our parents, where we kind of had a big musical education automatically coming up. These guys are already living in an all-a-cart world. So they can't yet understand it to forvids highly derivative of like essentially like babyface. Yeah, I feel like if, yeah, right? He's just like a modern shitty. He's got a different,

a slightly different aesthetic though to what he's doing. I get what he's, but it's just in packaging. Right. It's packaging. If young blood is there Aussie, then he's there two bucks. Oh my god, what is happening? That makes you want to walk away. That makes you want to walk into the ocean. This is like, I just want to kick it. Someone fucking get me out of here. Where do we go? What do we do? All right. All right. I'll read this later.

“These are the lyrics for romantic homicide. If you put a area, can you do it honestly in your best?”

You're to forvid. You have just gotten, you know, you're you're super stressed out because your 13 year old girlfriend's going to probably tell the world that you've been filming yourself having sex with a bunch of kids. I'm scared. Tintang. It feels like you don't care. Well, enlighten me my dear. Why am I still here? I don't mean to be complacent with your decisions you made, but why? In the back of my mind you died. And I didn't even cry. No, not a

single tear. And I'm sick of waiting patiently for someone that won't even arrive. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and the back of my mind, I killed you. Sam, I'm probably shouldn't have said that. Yeah, no, I mean, I didn't, I feel like the editors like fretboard. Are you sure? Sure. And I didn't even regret it. I can't believe I said it, but it's true. I hate you. That's a fucking, they're not even poetry. It's a short song. Yeah. And it's just the

anime. I hate you. I hate it. I hate it. Such a childish thing to say. I hate you because it's a

“porter. Remember that the four of its 20 fucking years old right now 21 right now 21 right now and”

so he was a he still honestly trialed like in a way, which is not in a bad mean like he's just 12 years old. He's an adult for in terms of legally he's an adult. He's an adult. He can die in a run. Yes. He's an adult. Right. Honestly, probably not a horrible idea. He'd be a terrible Marine. I think you would do good. Maybe it's fortnight. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's a drone. Yeah,

let's see what he could do. If I can throw it over there. They basically said straight up,

he was chronically in line to the stay obsessed with Gore talked about, you know, we're like showing all these like, you know, because the videos of torture videos like the old school stuff that we're talking about with the hammer maniacs. Yes. Um, his merch was bloody close. He has a white shirt with blood on it that he only stopped taking off the market a couple of months ago. Yep. Yes. Um, so it seemed that he had been in a steady sexual relationship with Celeste Rivas from September

7, 2023. What? Why won't you say it? I am trying. It's not my fault. It's not doing our purpose. I just type it out. Rivas. So it's Rivas. It's Rivas. They can tell you don't watch baseball. I don't watch baseball. I don't. I don't. I'm so sorry. I don't. Celeste. We're seeing Celeste are now on. But so September 7, 2023, to September 7, 2024, it's interesting because September 7 is a date that keeps coming up because it's Celeste birthday. And eventually it seems like

that that would also be exactly. So September 7th was when they, the 2023s, when they officially started having sex with each other a year later, they broke up and then he continued to

basically abuse her and groom her and threaten her until April of 2025. And then she was found

strength, right? So that's one weird kind of fluffy do thing. Another thing was the fact that

“the rundown of the days of the murder are wild. Yeah. So we now, they think that she was found”

like that when it happened was somewhere around April 23rd, 2025. They think that that was like when they had whatever was the final thing. The last picture they had together was in January 2nd of 2025. So they had been there. We know that they had reestablished stuff. The family's now saying, oh, he didn't pay us off blah, blah, blah, but it sounds like something happened when, when, when she was, if you're going to tell somebody daughter is missing for that long. Yes, you've got to

say something. Well, she went missing from January to April. She went missing and he kept saying

that she's fine. They face time the mother or this kind of thing. It got really, really intense.

It seemed that Celeste from what we can gather was going to come out about the child pornography, right to the deceased. Her family had reached out to his manager. Yes. Yes. And so what was happening

“is that same very weak. His very first LP was also dropping. Yeah. So she was about to pop off”

on the biggest week of his career. So he had, it was like Coachella was on 420. Yeah. He did the Colbert report on April 25, Colbert over the show with late night at the Colbert on April 27th. It's canceled. It doesn't matter anymore. We don't even need to bring it up. Fuck it. That corpse. And then he, so while he was, so the way it all kind of works is that they had some final confrontation. He stabbed her to death in his home. He then went to some PR party. He went out to a

gathering for his fucking his wick record release. Yeah. Next day. He goes by. Now we see the timeline. He goes and buys a chainsaw, a kiddie pool, body bags, tarps. So it's like a week later. It's

so made first. He buys two chainsaws. And they get sent to his house under the name Victoria Mendes.

But he stabbed her to death on the 23rd. Supposedly. It's in that time period. So while the album is being recorded and then you go to his social media and you see the days in which he was at least trying to figure out what to do with her body. Yeah. And it's this he's doing like memes. And then he goes to fucking I'm just in my mind of like thinking about like going from the Coachella main stage, stabbing your child girlfriend to death and then going on to like and then

going to the green room of like all that dumb shirt. Compior stuff with all these like like your therapy entertainment tonight. Yeah, they're like hi. Is it is it to for me? You don't go how many of those guys he has to deal with that multiple podcasts. Oh yeah, on this time. Just talking to me. You go watch them and it's just he's acting like nothing. But he's also just he's a child and he feels no emotions. And if you also look at him, it means mentally a child.

And then if you like look at him, I just don't think he's got a heck of a lot going on in the upstairs department. It's something I've noticed a lot with kids and like you know, we see this with like his kids that killed their family. And yes, I know he isn't adult, but he's a younger person. No, he's not like kind of mentally frozen in a way. For sure, mentally frozen. But I feel like they don't understand what death is. No, they just don't get it. And so like we see them go

to the extreme because they don't they don't understand the permanence. So they don't know what they

“have. They don't have anything to lose yet. They don't know what life is yet. He wanted to get caught.”

It's only like now that he's starting to defend himself. Well, it also becomes the settling in of the permanence of the situation. Well, I think that you we see this a lot. Yeah, so I would begin to talk. We see it in rock stuff. You know, we see it in other like people start to buy into the image that they are creating that they are some kind of psycho-sexual, like, but that's hot and it's romantic and that the death thing is because again,

because you're emotionally immature. Yeah. And then I do think that you then obviously hit a wall when you kill somebody because of how brutal it is. I think stabbing a person to death is quite shocking. You know, like you, the ad camper talked about it. They all kind of talk about this. They go, this is going to be all kind of the same experience where they're like, you see it in a movie. And you think you're going to go, and it's going to be like, you're going to be done. You know,

well, the stabbing is interesting to me because the actual stabbing of Celeste was two from according to the autopsy. It's all, it's all fucked up because of how decomposed their body was when they

liver, one gotten to a liver and the other one gotten to, like, I think her intestine. No,

they were probably playing shitty games or whatever. And then it's almost like it. He was trying

“to make it romantic. Yes. I think that it was a whole thing that he was trying to do. It's almost”

like a presentation and he convinced her that he was going to do it. And then either it went too far or he did purposely kill her because you don't have to do much if you stab somebody in the fucking heart. Yeah. And which is you really don't have to do much. And then he's doing this all of the, like, yeah, all of his merch is him covered in blood. All the rows is covered in blood. He's got his suitcase, which is who she was put in to be transferred. This is all the video for romantic

homicide. If you look at the video, there are literal things within it that are the imagery

of the murder itself, which is why this caught everybody's imagination because you look at this guy.

If you met this guy, he's this kind of mumbly soft, soft, spoken, zoomer dude that's all kind of just you think that he'd be just be writing poetry. And he'd be scared by fuel, like, loud fuel exhausts from cars. Like, this is a guy that looks like misophonia would kill him. You know, like he looks like, but then he does obviously he is some form of monastadiol. But I guess it doesn't really matter. Just matter how cool you are. You can be a monastadiol

whether you're fucking your Mr. Jazz or your, or your Johnny account. So TMZ is a great breakdown

“of the timeline. I don't know if you've seen it yet. Love them. You know, I honestly”

had their evil, but God, I'm so happy they're in this right now. They are just, I hate that I like the chase some guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is driving me crazy that I'm enjoying TMZ right now. Yes, it's definitely of Miami, it's my friend. Yeah. So April 22nd, 2025, the four of it in Celeste getting to a fight, they text showed that they were in a big argument. And then eventually he's like, she's out in the river side. So she's like an hour and a half away. And so he sends like a black

car for her. He sends an Uber for her, brings her to his house. God, he's such a bad criminal. He's so fucking bad at it. Nothing with a credit card attack. This is why he wasn't established enough. The news actually established enough. He'd have guys. Yeah. I mean, that's a difference between him and a P did he? He did. He got away with everything because he had guys. He could fold everything onto. Yeah. So Elzanoa, Lake Elzanoa is where she's from, which is in Riverside County,

which is very regretful place. It's got a guy. It's got a bad vibe. And so he sends an Uber, brings her all the way there. It's about an hour and a half Uber ride. She gets to the home and apparently he stabs her to death. And while he kind of just stood there and watched her bleed out. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was bad. He didn't call 911. No, didn't attempt to get her like to fix her. Couldn't didn't like try to pull like, oh, it was a weird sex thing. It was coming safe.

Because with those kind of stab wounds, she probably could have lived. Oh, yeah, maybe if he had actually got her, but he would have loved to get like, he would have loved to get like, usually like, if someone gets stabbed with like, we'll say like a butcher knife, that's fucking like eight inches. Yeah. And this is like very small. Well, it sounds like yes, she did it. And then he didn't do anything about it because he wanted he was fulfilling a fantasy. Yeah. And so then he starts by like 10

30. He starts texting her where are you? How come you're not here yet? Even though set up the caliber. Yeah, dropped her off his house. Like, like, he is not Magneto. Yeah. And this whole thing, apparently this whole thing started was because he was talking to other girls. Of course, she caught him talking to other girls. So they were arguing in this text message chain. Yes. And eventually it turned into come over here and let's talk about this in person. And there's other

girls that are involved in the court case that looks like they were also either being groomed or that or that already happened. Yeah. So he leaves his home late that night, drives all the way to

“Santa Barbara. We don't know if she's in the trunk or not. I don't think she is. I think she's just”

in the house at this point. What a wonderful place for corpse to finally get to visit. Beautiful, beautiful Santa Barbara. But this is also where he ditches her passport. Yes. He ditches her passport in Santa Barbara. Like, off the road for some reason, they could find months later. Imagine finding that fucking thing, just like walking along and like, oh, shit, a passport. Hey. Oh, no. God, no. I'm in the case. No. Because he flew hurt a London don't forget.

Like, they went to, they did a trip a London together. They did, like, he was flying

all over the country when she was supposed to be in school. She never dropped out of school.

Yeah. Like, never, like, and so no, it's a whole, it's just all like you're looking at a very lazy crime in which these are people that did not fully understand that reality is a thing. I'm going to say something that's probably rude because like, they are victims as well.

standard, they decided that the hands off policy would be best. And unfortunately,

“you can't be somebody's parent and the friend. Yeah. That's what my mom used to tell me.”

I'm not, I'm your mother. I'm not your friend. Yeah. Yeah. Which is great. Yeah, every time she beat the shit out of me. Yeah. And you're like, yeah, well, yeah, you're right. You're not my friend. It wasn't a good the day, like you realized that didn't hurt when your mom hit you. Well, that was awesome. That was like a fun day. Yeah. That was a good thing. Oh, your hands are small. That's like, you know what? Not yourself.

How does it, my mom suffered? My mom's still strong. My mom works out now. Yeah, but she'll hit you no more. Not anymore. I'm too fast. So April 25th is album drops. April 26th, he stops like texting her. Yes. Because he was texting her for two days. After she was dead, apparently, or she was alive, tied up somewhere, and he took her for her. He delivered that. He did it because she was dead.

Yeah. He did because he was, he saw that on television shows. Oh, we can tell about that. Yeah. So a week later, he buys two chainsaws that are delivered to his home. And then May 5th, he buys a body bag. You know what I'd say? It's crazy. He just buy one. And in a heavy duty laundry bag. Where do we get a blue and flatable pool to, so he wants to cut her up? Yeah. He's so bad at it. I'm sorry to like, think about it this way. But if you're going to

chain saw a body to death, you don't do it in flatable pool. Yeah. I'm saying, I don't know. It would seem to negate the purpose of it because it's just due to the piercing factor.

But I would also say, you want to use cash. You never really want to use it, the system,

in which they categorically and very thoroughly atomized. Yeah. Address when you, when you purchased it, what you searched for when you purchased it. And it seems that Amazon really kind of absorbs all that information very easily. Yeah. And I feel like you just buying it all the

“one go and having a shipped on Amazon day is also not the way to dispose of things. You should be”

looking for things you already have in your home. It seems like he forgot that he had this body that he needed to get rid of. I think that he just like a month and a half later, he buys the burn cage which will lie seven. It's because there is a distinct, you saw it kind of in the Chris Watts case. There's a distinct thing of guys that don't understand that what they've done is homicide sometimes. And what they'll or what they'll do is I think what you said originally,

it's true. They don't have a proper grasp on reality. Yeah. So I think that you can kill somebody and put them away someplace, literally in a giant enough house where you've just now pretended that it's not happening. Yeah. And it's smelling in the house and you're playing Fortnite and smoking weed in drinking all day and just sitting and you are literally getting rid of reality for a while. Like this is very, and you're also very busy. He's to forward it super busy because the

four of it's got to go into all this press shit for his album and do all this kind of stuff. He's already out the door, right? So he can just leave affairs to her star. Then he's got his cleaning people that probably go in or people that go into the house or whatever a family member's going to house. They probably smell something bad. They're probably like frozen too because that wasn't the original report that she was frozen partially frozen remains in the Tesla. And guess what happened to me, right?

Fancy, I got a stupid fancy refrigerator in the main room, right? Yeah. We got a shitty Queens fridge. I got the fridge for all the drinks. Yeah. Fuck, fancy fridge just fucking dies on me. The other one's been going for a decade plus doesn't even fucking flinch. That's the kind of stuff you put a body in. Yeah. Also, I got to say, frigid air. It's one of my, you've got a frigid air

“if you're fucking looking to put a body in, if you want to mess up the timeline. Oh yeah,”

and something that really holds a big meat freezer like my mom has. We've got to say meat freezer for like fucking 40 years. Yeah, man. Yeah, you can't have the stuff at the bottom of that. No, you don't do it in there. Yeah. Oh, for sure. I'll go right for those now, though.

Oh, it's because they always find like a baby happy. Yeah, that was, you know, that was like,

oh, that was grandma. I had a sister. You know, I had a sister. You know, I had a sister. You know, I had a sister, you're grandmother, G had sex with her. You know, and they hit her baby or super long baby in James. But that was back when, you know, that was going to cry. I'm so different. Yeah, man. And if you, you froze it long enough and went away. It is so fucking crazy about that. He just like, probably he kept her in a freezer and then one day he's like, oh, yeah,

no, I any, he just waited until he hit a wall and then he's like, oh my god, well, I have to do so then it cuts to that. Then it's like, we got to do something and then he's just kind of like a child just buying stuff. Yeah. You know, like not even fucking he's buying

you would buy like a butcher knife, like a real butcher knife. Yeah. And it would be much easier to

do and you go joint by joint. You stick it up into the joints and you work your way up into where between things you snap their arm off. Yeah, buy it with cash. 10 towns away. And you do it silently.

“Yeah, you don't do it with a Jane saw. That's a thing you see in movies. That's what you see in”

movies. That's not what you're going to do with Hills. If you hear him, the middle of the night. Well, actually, there's a lot of grass guys. If they're not, you have to then you have to cut her up while the long service people are there. I'm also a true New Yorker and I don't hear what I have. I'm a New Yorker. I don't hear what you're doing. Oh, I don't care what you're doing. But the Hills man, that shit echoes all the way down. Yeah, it could be anybody and I'm trying to get a part out

here, buddy. And they said this is like farm equipment. It's not stuff that belongs nowhere in any of

one of these houses. No, it's all he bought a burn cage, which is it's an incinerator. It's a portable outdoor incinerator. He bought it on Amazon. Yeah, because also sent to his Hollywood Hills home, but it also shows how completely not serious he was because a burn cage is not getting when you're hot enough for long enough to burn a human body. Well, he doesn't know anything. Yeah, he got this

“why kids got a read. Yeah, I bet he flicked out. He's got a read every time you guys with this is”

about you look at this timeline. And you go every time he kind of flips out and buys something or does something stupid. I bet if you go look at his fortnight, because his fans knew him on fortnight, he would play with his fans and stuff. Oh, yeah. And then like, or on discord, I bet you could trace back like comments like, where's the list? You know, like, because that was a lot of it. Oh, yeah, and he's just playing games. Yeah, he's playing out there playing. He probably just randomly flips

out and thinks he's got to go buy something to go cover the shit up. I guess so. And then I just think that in he's again, he's a moron that does understand that that's not what works because of burn cages for papers. And it's for a little birds cardboard mostly. Yeah. But also, you shouldn't, you're going to just throw it out. You know, I mean, you're going to just give it to recycling. I don't think it's better to burn it. So for some reason, if she wasn't a freezer, he takes her out,

puts her in the front of the Tesla, which is the chunks in the front of the Tesla. Yeah, and then he just leaves it someplace. It leaves it 400 feet from his home. Yeah. And then the car eventually gets towed, because he goes on tour August 5th, they find it a month and three days later. Yeah. It had been moved a few times though. Probably either by one or somebody was moving it, because apparently right when the tour came, the car seemed to just stay in one place after that.

Okay. Yeah. I mean, then it's so he gets impounded while he's on tour. And then, of course, his fucking wreaking. And then they go and they're like, why is this car wreak? They open it up. They find her. She's in a black body bag covered in insects. She's fucking, they, she's severely decomposed. They can see her skull, her fucking eyes been eaten by bugs or something. It's just gone. It's just, it's fucking crazy. Yeah. It's quite bad. And he's his album came out and did very well.

And too, and, and also, to cover up the one thing he did to cover up in the two pieces of her body that they haven't found are fingers that he cut off that had like the shush and his name written on her fingers. That makes sense. And so those are very incriminating fingers. But all you know what else is incriminating? Her face. But I mean, you know, he signed the fingers. He signed the fingers. No. And then the four of it would continue to be on tour.

And guess what? Didn't fucking miss a lick. Yeah. He didn't, he was like selling tickets. You know, and he was selling tickets. He was doing the same venues as us. Yeah. It was crazy. We kept seeing him around. We're like, "Oh, no, no, no, no." We joke about it at the time. We were like, "If you have tickets, sir, you still go into that show." Yeah. Because also again, you're innocent until proven guilty, Eddie. Yeah. So now I just think it really comes

down to justice. And I think that it comes down to the legal system because it's one thing

that we know about our justice system. Yeah. They always get it right. And I think that these

“guys are gonna, I think I do think that this is going to be a, you know, closed, quickly case, who knows?”

Unless they do the R. Kelly. That ain't me. Dude, I bet we're just talking goes on forever. Yes. So it'll be, or he please out. He very well might play out because it's quite quite possible that they could try to get him on the day. It was already, they already pushed it back because it was supposed to, the trial was supposed to start on your birthday in my first. And now it's going to start on May 26. I never get anything I want. And it's been unverified

if she was pregnant, but if she was pregnant, then he killed two people. Well, you know, I guess, you know, it depends on, I don't think that as a chance I'm really sticking. I don't think you're, I don't think you can't feel your five years old. If you can't tell if she

ever starts. Can I actually say that like the when does life start? Is it life begins at 40,

“actually? I think that's when you, it counts. It's actually an abortion until you're 40 years old.”

Yeah. Only now will I die. And only now do I deserve a grave? And so I hope that we all can make it to this trial because this trial is going to be star-studded. I can't wait to see his different outfits. He specifically come out and said that he does not want to dress like a prisoner. He wants a suit. He's getting his haircut. He does have a shrine too. They're not letting him. He's a fine little mustache. I saw him for 20 years old. He's quite the dresser. Dude,

I'll tell you what though. Jail, like a couple months of jail. He's just like 10 years. Oh, I saw

him look like a straight up man. No, he's not happy. Because apparently as you can tell from my hat,

I understand, you some kind of chomoe out here on the yard. You some kind of chicken hawk out here. Yeah, Henry, can you put a hit out on the four of it? Yeah, me and my buddies over in the Raviollo gang. We're mostly kind of like my Raviollo gang where we get together and make different egg yolk, soft egg yolk, Ravio lows with kind of a sage but her breakdown and we've got him in working that over in the cell is close to Nick Riner's. Oh, cute. They're just hanging out. I want to see

all my god. That's the odd couple reburt. Yeah, the odd couple reburt. We could get Jason Schwartz, but with the other guy that would they're the guy to direct it with the gations. Oh, right. Yeah, Brett Rattner. No, the other guy with gations. There's so many of them. Jason Wright, Jason Wright,

“men doesn't have gations. Which was the bad one. Jason Wright, it's a great. What's the bad one?”

Oh, you're being too vague. You can't just throw that out too. Jason, Jason Wright, man. Oh, guilty of murder. Well, father, he wanted to feed the next start with the ghost busters. Holy fucking shit. Also, I just want to give a shout out because I get a young guy who fucking knows who cares for the end of all of the anime. I also want to give a shout out to Anna Ferris, who I also saw at the Pet Emergency Center that I was at who's also going through a pet

based emergency skip. But I know. No, I put to see. I put to see. I put to see one way dog. No, fuck her fucking, but I didn't know what you're saying. No, Eddie put it to a competition mode. I was you say I'm sorry and Ferris, I don't hope everything went well. I love you. She's wonderful. She's going to love me. Yeah. I can't wait to see. Honestly, I just felt really bad for her, but no, I would have, I'd kill her fucking dog and kill her family to make sure when he was okay.

But it's not a fault. That's not everybody's fault. I got rid of what we can use that. So go check us out over on Netflix. That's where you can see my hat that shows you that I know how

“to handle any kind of juice that flows on the yard. If you want to kite sent through to Death Row,”

I'm your guy. You like heroin. You like Snickers. I could get it for you no matter what you've done. It's me. I'm your connect. I'm trying to jailhouse connect. And if you're out in Lake Kusherma, go ahead and walk around and try and find some of that evidence that they think to four of it dumb.

Honestly, it'd be pretty, it'd be super crucial if you could find any evidence in the late Kugima area.

Bring some tongs and some ziplock bags, some golden pants furs. I even got to stay get some of those gold pants furs and they really work out. Oh, man. Did you, so the four of it's fortnight thing. They had a deal with him. They were playing his music skins and everything and a massive deal. And you know, we go to them. They dropped them faster than fuck and you can still wear the skins, though. They refund to them. If you wanted to refund, they would refund it, but they didn't

delete them so you could still wear them. It's music still. It's bottom five. Yep. So it's kind of still. So it's not exactly supposed to advertise it. But also at the same time, it's there. Go check it out. We have other, all right. If this episode didn't disappoint you enough, side stories, [email protected]. What I would like to hear from you is, why not live in, what's happening out here with the music? Okay. If you're a younger person, I want you to tell me, and this is what we

don't represent an uncle corner. Yes, this is good, because I got a couple of complaints myself. Good, good, good, good, good. Here is an uncle corner. Now that we've devoted 40 minutes to a child murderer, here's uncle corner. I don't want to call it now. From the zoom or somebody young, right? How can you tell if the music is not just a reformed version of old bad music? Okay, post malone,

like when I listed the post malone, a machine gun, Kelly, I'm like, oh, this shit's going to be hard.

“What's the difference between nameless and Michael Bowton? Bolton. What is the difference?”

There is none. None. It's weird. You're lame. Okay. I'll tell you, you're the lame one. Are you ready? Michael Bowton could kick their fucking ass. So, you fucking, my face will be in the shit out of them. Would drag young blood around. I want you to be an idea how much devastation Michael Bowton could do to young blood. I watched him beat the Miami Dolphins and softball. Wow. Yeah. What? Yeah, Michael Bowton. When I was a kid,

it's like you all team. I bet you might be Dolphins and I went and watched him. That's amazing.

And then he beat the Dolphins. I couldn't believe I was so mad as a child like Michael Bowton. But now it's amazing. He's in the home runs and prints it all over the field. He's built for baseball. Yeah, he's a baseball player. He's like he. Yeah. But yeah, I think he could definitely, oh my god, just watching him kick fucking young blood in the, in the sternum. How much fun with that big boot? Like a big wrestling boot. Right. Do his fucking middle chest.

Yeah, like, yeah. You ain't Aussie. You ain't Aussie. All right. Well, that's the four of it. He'll be, they might get the, they might bring the

“death pills back for him. That's why I'm saying he's probably going to take a, a plea.”

I think he's going to take a plea. I don't think we're going to get to a trial at all.

Especially with what they have on him. And he's going to spend the rest of his life from prison. Mm-hm. Singing his salutations from jail. He's so, he's so tiny. We're going to get innocent until proven guilty. And so he's going on there. We shall go down there. We're going down with him too. Oh, yeah. I think he's going to take. Oh, he had boys. Yeah. Yeah, boys. I mean, there's a literal boy. All the fucking, all the discord. I mean, like,

for it, it made me like, stop trusting discord. You know, all this shit. Oh, you know, do you know what I said this? And I said this. And when we did the last science, this is how you know, at an iron nut predators. Like, tell you, no, for, I still have to be walked through step by step by Michelle that works in the company. How did get into the discord? I have to be walked through several times how to do it. What to do? I still literally can't

play. I can't pick Roblox. No. Out of a lineup. I don't know what even it looks. I know how to access. I stopped playing video games after Sega Genesis because there was too many buttons. You see, but now I like the new games. But I like the new games that are new versions of the old game. There you go. That's not like the new ones of the old game. The only new music I listen to is jazz. This is what I like. Oh, yeah. You got, oh, do you like David Axelrod? Come back to me

when you like heavy acts by David Axelrod. That will talk music, zoomers. All right. Los Angeles, if you are out here, Henry and I are going to be doing great comedy like this tomorrow night. Fuck you. May everyone of our shows on this tour is sold out except for our Netflix show. Except for the big of show. You get your rest of the show. It's great. Our own employees are going to the other shows. Oh my god. You're on their own. There you go. Rob's doing a meet and greet at

“our show. Yes. If you want to meet Rob, what a fuck Rob. This is the time. Go back to Netflix.”

The joke makes out of the lawn Hollywood. He told me we're now at 45 p.m. We got Billy Wayne David's

holding McNally and Nick Fattarot bring it out the white man. Finally. Oh, white man. Oh,

night. You're going to love it. Fuck Stephen Colbert. Fuck, fucking all of the oh millions of rotism. Guess what? Donate several thousands of dollars to autism by buying tickets to our show. If you put all of our ages together were as old as America. I don't want you to go check out all our stuff on YouTube. The brighter side of it. New channel. Go and follow it. Subscribe. We love you over there. And yeah. And LPN TV go see the new season of

Hupa Gugu HGX2. HGX2. It's so funny. See who will be eliminated and murdered next. It's so much fun. Henry fucking crushes him on it. The next episode is going to be great. It comes out every Thursday 7 p.m. on YouTube. Go it. It comes out right after last stream on the left. So you don't even have to fucking go anywhere. Just and keep enjoying that all the way from six through 745. Whatever it stays on. And usually hold them and I are just sitting there in the chat saying hi to people.

So I'm going there and hang out at the premiere. Also LPN Romantic who's the B foreign report, no dogs and space. It's all fucking fun over here. We're having such a great time.

hitting the road and some new things are going to be released for you. Buckers soon. Come on.

“I'll give it a check out. Literally drive to Los Angeles and come to the only show that has”

tickets available. They literally dropped Chappelle doing a show two blocks from our show at the

same exact time. I'm just going to die. Again, if you buy tickets to our show, you'll meet the talent.

“You might even hang out with the talent by pizza for the talent. If you bet how exciting that is.”

You're not going to get that with Dave Chappelle. You're not going to get that with James Stewart.

You could probably actively buy us food. The night of too many scars. Yeah. Yeah.

“We're becoming cutters. Yeah. Get garden sympathy. Yeah. I'm a cutter. I'm cutting this cheese.”

All right. Fuckers. Get me some. I'll see you later. Hail and a ferrisis dog. I hope it's okay. I hope it's okay. I'm glad that my dog survived those. Yeah. Yeah. You cut her.