Side Stories: Maternal Instict

That's one of the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. My father and I'm happy to lose God's sicker. No, my juice and I'm sitting on this goose.

Anyway, my fault. So how you make fog raw? I mean, in the old days, you just get on a goose and you said, I don't want to say it's delicious. No, you're not supposed to do now.

Now it's like the problem is that you're supposed to feed a goose.

So many delicious, like fatty things. And now it's like they took that away from the goose. Yeah, but that was basically, it was my 500 pound life as a goose. It's torturing the goose. It's like if they ate the person at the end of my 500 pound life,

or just ate their liver, too. Just ate their... You know, it's a tasty liver. That is a really fun idea. My 500 pound liver?

I would love to see the fat content of a 600 pound person. Like, I actually wonder, Eddie. I've never thought about the side stories, LPOTL, a Gmail.com. I can't remember if a 600 pound person be turned into fog raw.

Probably. I wouldn't try and eat any other part of them, but the liver. The liver is also considered to be the most nutritious part of any animal you could eat.

“Well, that's why orcas are so, and is the by one gripe of the orcas?”

Is that when they kill a great white shark, they only eat the liver and then dispose of the rest of the body. The liver is very wasteful. But if the orcas were indigenous people, they'd be wasteful. You know what? And because they're orcas, we forgive it.

Because in that's to me, one of the glaring double standards we deal with as a country. And I feel, that's why I'm actually really proudly to be a part of a new society. Where a goal is to just kind of randomly kill whales. And just call where the whale colors? How Japanese?

Super Japanese. That's why I was bring my giant camera with me.

And I got to take a million pictures of it and show no one.

And put it on Facebook. I feel like everything with my iPad. Oh, you're so into it. I'm so Japanese. I film everything with my iPad.

It's pretty great. Welcome to Side Stories. Oh, yeah. My name is Henry Sabrowski. I'm sitting here with

Ed Larson. That's right. That's me. Now, we talked about switching sides, but then we didn't do it. We did it for the other show.

Oh, it's for the movie story. Well, I wanted to be able on serious and patriotic. It's available on Patreon. So if you already joined the Patreon, just go watch it over there. It's already on there.

It's great. So we, yes, I was switching for that because I was watching a video with Tom Hanks. That was really describing his the concept of how people legitimately have good sides and bad sides. I am facing my bad side. Same for camera.

Same. And this is my bad side. I got this weird skin tag over here. And I got a gap in my teeth over here. This is my bad side.

But the reason why we know they're going to get my tooth implant. Yeah, we don't know what to be known.

“Triple G. Triple G. That's what you need. What was that mean?”

Big old, big natural. Oh, a natural. Yeah, in my mouth. That's what you mean? I need teeth.

Oh, whatever. Then you're gone in the wrong fucking guy, man. Just always see it. You're all a little titties. That's cute.

Who'd be busy?

You know, who is never going to have a problem sucking on a titties?

Who? Wonderful. Tom Holland. Oh, you think Tom Holland's getting dumped? I'm a man who's already dumped.

You brought this up earlier. Okay. So this is-- I brought this up earlier. So this is in Daya and Tom Holland got secretly married. Right? But we're now doing--

Oh, good. Yes. I don't know that's why you were talking about it. She has been-- How do you sort of get secretly married?

It's like a-- Have they-- have they kind of like-- They're just doing a fur green card? I think he's doing it to keep Sondaya.

“Right? I think he's trying to hold on to Sondaya.”

And I think Sondaya is-- Like, I think it's fine right now. I think for a while, she's been with Spider-Man. She's like being with Spider-Man. Yeah.

But the reason why I wanted to talk about this is because I think it's finally-- finally time for Eddie and I to broach the topic of polymarket. So you see, Eddie is not into gambling. You're new in his family.

A ruinous family ruined his life. A lot of things ruined my family. But I'd say gambling was top two. That was top two, right? For me, I thought--

I thought they were number one. Yeah. And just dad exists. So I'm not a gambler either. I don't like it.

But then-- You know, and this is not a paid advertisement for polymarket because we'd be on a different channel. We'd be making polymarket. We'd be making more money.

But this-- so-- but my thought it was like, this is a good thing to maybe even use it for in case you want money. And this is my insider tip to those-- Whoa. What happened?

My chairclaps. Oh, it did. Wow. Hold on. Is this how short you're supposed to be?

Oh, whatever you wanted to change sides. - Oh, I'm a chair class.

- I'm a chair class, so I'll do it over here now. - I don't know, right here, I don't know. - Chair's now. - I'm so little. - I'm so small, I'm sucking this chair out of the chair, fell down.

- Would you like to do it just the camera? - No, it's important for me to do this from this place, okay, because I'm punching. - I went down too. - No, I'm not Trump.

- No, I'm not Trump. - I'm not Trump. - I'm not Trump, I'm not Trump. - So I, (laughing) - So I figured this is an insider tip for people out here,

because no one likes insider drinks.

- We always look at the world.

- But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Make you angry, right? - Yeah, you're ready to fucking do a tap. - But my insider tip is that if you wanna go and put a bet on a polymarket, all right,

you wanna make money, I would say, you're gonna go and you're gonna bet, and Zandai is gonna leave, Tom Holland within the next year. I mean this, you're gonna set this up, you're gonna put $10,000 on it.

You're gonna make so much money, because you know why I know that? And you know how I know that? Tom Holland's hairline. I look at it.

He's becoming British. The second, the second he becomes British, she's gone. We got, on the second, he turned into the British man. He's gonna be, we all saw what happened

in a cute Prince Andrew. - I mean, we saw the absolute puzzle, man. - Oh, he's got heavy cosmetic surgery done. - He looks horrible. - He has had, he's had.

- Dude, all looks pretty bad.

- Jude Law has had his whole scalp

where he constructed like three times. - Yeah. - So dude, this is happening, this is what I'm gonna say. This is my call out to you, is this gonna happen to Marcus? - Yes.

- Wow. - He's gonna get British. - He's gonna get British. - No, well, he's not full, he's still American. - Yeah.

- He's still in naturally handsome. - So this is what your family's been here for multiple generations, you stay here.

“- So you stay in that's what if you stay over there.”

- Oh. - It's the not, it's the fluoride. - You're cute, you're cute, you're too, you're too far. - No, you're there, no, they don't have fluoride anymore. They're gonna get rid of it.

The thing about British guys is that they're cute, they're cute, they're cute, they're cute. Then they turn British. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then all of a sudden, it's,

"Oh, hello, miss it." Oh, just, I was simply gonna find my,

my wrinkle creep for my shittings.

He is going to literally receive sock orders in the mail. Like a British man can't even keep his socks up, really. You know what I mean, that's what I'm saying here. Tom Holland is gonna get to that point. This legs are gonna come really skinny.

- They're very thin now. - Yeah, oh, he's gonna get skinny or in stranger. And that's my, that's my bet. - See, I think Tom Holland's gonna stay cute little boy. I don't think he's already, he's,

Tom Holland's, well, like 33, 34, and he's horrible. - He's gonna put him in your pocket. - He's gonna go British any day of the week. - I don't think so, I think. - Any day now, he's going for it.

- Well, this is why they got married. It's gonna be very hard for only 30. - He's only 30, okay. - Yeah, no, he's gonna be British very, very soon. - And then he's gonna fall decade before he turns British.

- Guess what, she gets now. Half, half, Spider-Man. She gets half, Spider-Man. - Well, he gets half a do. - No, he gets jacked shit.

- He gets nothing when he's talking about it. - She's gonna strip him of his life. She's gonna take half of the stuff. And then he's gonna end up dating like Casey Anthony.

“- See, I think Zendaya's too classy to do any other stuff.”

- I think she's, I think she's on the level. - I think that's really nice. - Zendaya seems, so you're betting on, you're betting at the state of your life. - Well, here's the deal.

If you bet on the Poly Market, if they stay together, then when do you win? - One of them dies. - That makes, I'm not gonna live that long. These people are gonna outlive me by 30, 40 years.

- Some back at Abnoun. - Zendaya, there's a bubble around her. - They're incredible. - They're incredible. - They're incredible.

- Zendaya, there's a bubble around her. - I am still saddened by the loss of Oliver Tree. All it's gonna take is one fucking a helicopter ride. And she's out, I don't know, they seem to responsible. I know that they would probably,

I imagine that they would throw out other people to save Zendaya. I imagine that Zendaya will be saved that all call. The only way I could see this happening is if Tom Holland, like four goes his own life to save hers.

I could see him dying like Spider-Man for her life. - Well, that's the only way, I mean, that's the only way she's carrying. - He's like one of the only good breaths. She's only marrying him so that he will die earlier than her.

- You think that? - Yeah. - I mean, he's definitely gonna die earlier than her. - But that's all man. - She's gonna live forever.

- Yeah. - Yeah, Zendaya's, you know, she's like some credible. - She's gonna live. - Yeah, no, she's a red wood. - No, she's Chihuahua.

- And my mind. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - She's gonna go 125 years old. - But she's tall though, right? - Yeah, sure.

- I don't know, she just looks tall. He's probably short, he's super tiny. He's tiny, that's why she looks tall. - Yep. - They're both tiny.

“- They're super small. I think they're gonna be happy forever.”

- I hope so, you know what? I just wanna make money. - I love our people to make money. - So I put it like, it's about the audience, Zeddy. This is not about me.

It's about the audience and giving them a good tip to go out and do all the guys talk about the audience. - All the audience has an extra 10 grand delayed down on whether Zendaya and Tom Owl, it's sell your stuff.

I see, but there's other cash in your 401k.

Put it on this. You know, it's interesting, I'm looking, so I searched, this doesn't exist in the polymarket right now. - That's what I'm saying. - You would have to invent this in order for it to exist.

I searched. There are 103 results from Tom Owl and Zedaya divorce. And the top one that comes out that makes me interested is Margo Robbie divorce by June 30th at 1%. - Wow, interesting.

- Yeah, there's all I could see that. - Yeah, I could see that. There's all kinds of these in here, but the more interesting thing on the polymarket I saw is, just like, you could bet on who's gonna be the president?

- Oh, you can bet on it. - No, we have, this is insane to me. - We're off the rails right now, Eddie. - Yeah. - We're off the rails into a bunch of new things right now, Eddie.

“And that's why I was trying to give them more innocent bet.”

- You know, Ghana is only a 5% on the polymarket

against England and it's just up to date.

- Well, do you think that it would change if you could wear your Ghana jersey? - I bought a Ghana jersey and I don't know if I'm allowed to wear it or not. It's one of those drunken I thought I was being cool

and bought a, so I don't care about soccer football world cup. - But you love Africa, I hate FIFA and I love Africa and I love the music more than anything else. - We do. - And that is true, of all of the people that you would say.

I mean, obviously, Eddie again, he did the MC, the Parallelman Funkadelic. That's the closest he ever got to be in a black person, but also Eddie lives the most African, like you listen to an extreme amount of African music.

- It's one of my favorite music right now. I can't give enough of it. I don't know, I'm obsessed with Ebo Taylor. - You know what I've been obsessed with? - Well, the Vietnamese Funk.

- It's really good. - Yeah. - I got a Cambodian record, I'll have to share with you. - Yeah. - You're gonna love it, you're gonna go crazy.

- It's the ones where they go, ah, ah, ah, ah, stop. - It's a little funkier than that. But see, so I'm a real one. So I've been obsessed with Ebo Taylor, who died last year, RIP, Ebo use 90 something.

I got to see him, but Jazz is dead, which is my favorite, like Jazz Company out here, a limplino. They, they put out this Ghana soccer jersey, but it has Ebo's name on the back.

- Oh, cool. - I think it's very cool, so I bought it. And then I put it on, I'm like, I'm gonna beat up. - You know, you could be South African. - But not Ghana, South South Africa.

But they don't like them there. They don't like the data, they don't like the Africa - Oh, let's send this to the side story, sorry, sorry. - Can't you?

- I've spent too much money on this jersey. Am I allowed to wear it? Can, or do I have to donate it? Do I have to find someone from Ghana and give them a cool gift, ever?

- See, I honestly, I think that he can't celebrate it, but I think this is will very similar to our lines about whether or not I'm allowed to dress up

Wendy and Carmy as incredible icons of black history,

for black history, among the four, a photo shoot. I got, I feel like it's in the same way, there are a lot of people felt that actually he was quite a beautiful celebration. - I think it's nice.

“I think you should do that next year and I'll help you.”

But all right, so Google AI says, "Anyone, regardless of race or background, "can wear a Ghana soccer jersey in public." - Look, that's 'cause AI kind of racetrack. - Yeah, I'm just kidding. - Yeah, I'm just kidding.

- Yes, I wish you could still wear it, but we know you shouldn't. - I feel that it's starting to come back. - The soccer jersey is the de Chiqui gateway. - It's starting to be, yes. 'Cause my problem right now is that I'm about a 48 inch chest.

I am getting to the point where I'm gonna have to start wearing de Chiqui's again. - Yeah, big tits. - Yeah, you think it's good? - I think you look good though. So, fucking England, I'm going for Ghana.

Wow, this all came full circle 'cause Tom Holland. - Yeah, wow, we're really good. - Yeah, we're really good at podcasts. - Yeah, yeah, fuck you, UK, I'm going Ghana. By the time this comes out, you guys would have crushed them,

I'm sure, possibly, but we also, but again, it's a safe bet. So I would say go and make that bet. - It's not safe bet, it's only five percent. - We'll make that bet. - I mean, on Tom Holland and Zendaya.

- So that's a good bet. - That's a good bet. - All right, here we go. - I like the polymarker. - No, no, we don't really like the polymarker.

We just thought it would be funny to use money and cynically to decide where they're not love as enough. - Yeah. - And use that on polymarker. That would be really fun to think.

- All right. - Are you convinced me, I'm gonna wear the jersey. (laughing) - Now I can't wear it. (laughing)

- I was gonna say if it's for a joke, and I think you're allowed to. - No, it's not a joke. Are you legitimately? - No, we don't even care if you're allowed to go long with it.

- You're allowed to go long with it. - Yeah, but why does it feel weird or for you to wear Japanese one, right? - Well, because I'm given a fuck about them. - I'm just saying anything, but I'm just saying,

“like, for me it'd be weird or I think it's 'cause of my past.”

- Yeah. - Like if I were to wear a Japanese one, people like, oh, we're at, oh, I know what he's doing.

See, I don't have like a Ghana Larson character in my past.

(laughing)

“- And that's why we're introducing it now.”

(laughing) If we good, I'd love to hear a little bit from Ghana Larson. - Hi, how you doing? I'm just a regular guy. I moved here.

- I got so much smart comedy. (laughing) Very good. All right, here we go. Let's get into some true crime, Eddie.

- Bye, I'm Northland. - All right, yeah. - So I made you watch this documentary on Netflix. - Man, I was not, I did not want to watch it and Boyle Boyle was, I fucking ain't it up.

- It was, it was upside down. - Natalie doesn't like it when I'm watching one of these and I'm like, oh, this is good. (laughing)

She's just like, everyone's dead though.

Yeah, I know, but I like it. So we watch on Netflix, we watch this new documentary called Maternal Instinct, which is based off a story that came out in 2022. - Did you all come, in 2020 it happened.

- That's when it happened, but then I believe it got all the coverage, like 2022.

“- And did you cover it on side stories, you remember it?”

Like, I think that at the time we thought it was too dark. But now, for side stories, yeah, but now I don't care anymore. - Yeah, yeah. - So this is a, this is a story that is, I mean, it's wild because it involves one of my truly,

like a topic that I'm fascinated with inside of true crime and weirdo thought, which is malingering and like pathological lion, and malingering specifically is people that pretend to be sick in order to get some kind of clapped, like weird clapped.

- I never understood it. - It's very interesting because sometimes they'll do it

for nothing at all, like there's a story

of an Australian woman that fate having cancer and it got so fucking usually, there's another story about this woman who fate that her husband died in 9/11 and then she worked her way into this 9/11 victim's group,

if it's like victim's advocacy group and then legitimately then worked her way through all these weird political machinations within it and like, outstead the former leader and did all this shit mean while like,

everything was a lie. - Yeah. - And there's something about pathological liars

“I find fascinating, yeah, 'cause that's how it's hard.”

- It is, it's just, I don't, it's so, to me, to lie that much, it's just so stress, it's harder. And then we've also known, I mean, I don't think I'm talking to out of school here. I've known several pathological liars.

- It exists in everyone's life. - But I also, I've known, reformed pathological liars that I'm all about. - And I think they're really interesting to it's just as interesting to me,

tearing them talk about why they did what they did, you know, and largely it's to get along with the Joneses, sometimes it's just because you want attention and largely it is, it's literally like, a lot of them have to get on medication,

talk therapy in order to really talk about why they do what they do, which largely comes from a sense of I'm not enough. - I feel like you're allowed to lie until you're 80. - I think that this is, we'll have those, right? Everybody had the, when I was younger, I lied.

- Everybody did, everybody tried to lie. And like, you know, it's like childlike lies, like the thing where they do that we know when you come in, the one could lie and about going to Europe for the summer,

or that they're dad invented Velcro. - I met a girl on a cruise once. - Of course, that I, which was a girl that I saw that I thought was pretty. (both laughing)

And then you, you're kidding, you get over it. So people don't get over it. And I do think that sometimes what happens is that your pathological lying will then not even be your issue. It's actually something else because you'll do extreme things

to try to make your lie be real. - Yeah, and that tell me is like even more interesting than just lying, because trying to make it so much harder. - Yes, it's just trying to make it real. But, so this story is about Taylor Parker,

and the new documentary, maternal instinct, it is a new story. So the new, it is out there, yeah. But if you wanna see the doc, some spoilers ahead. - There, yeah, there's spoilers, but the story is

but out there, but there's more to it. So it's a great doc. - It is. Taylor Parker is 27, it was 27, two years old. It was in 2020 when she was 27.

And then she seemed like, she kind of live in two lives. One, which was a single mom that had two kids that she just sort of like didn't pay attention to. - Yeah, they're just to kind of existed, no one ever saw them.

- And this one came around and the other one wouldn't. - And Taylor seemed to be the type of person that would go through like a friend group pretty easily. And then she met this other new guy. And you kind of thought like, oh, you know,

like whatever, and then the story is as like, oh, she gets pregnant with this guy. And then, oh, she's gonna be saved by him, but that's not the story. - The most naive man in history.

- Well, I would say, you say naive, I say checked the fuck out. - Yeah.

- I think that guy was head, that guy was just like,

“I don't even know what's happening here.”

So this isn't, this is at a new Boston Texas. This is a little fucking nowhere. Taylor Parker, the crime should go on to commit is that she would fake being pregnant, up until 10 months in her pregnancy.

And then she would, in a moment of pure, manic delusion, stab and mutilate her, quote unquote, best friend who was pregnant with the baby, cut the baby out of her using 94 different fucking, very cuts up to watching.

See section videos on YouTube. And then try to fake the baby as her own. And the baby and her best friend Regan died in the process. She is now in jail, and she has got the fucking death penalty. - We do access.

- The old, the sixth woman to ever receive the death penalty sentence, and she is still there. We know they are trying to figure out something about our mental state bubble bubble. But this, the story is like,

that's all I heard originally was just that. This woman in fake being pregnant, and she cut the baby out of somebody else. And then I saw the body cam footage of her that of what you can see in the documentary,

but it was all over the internet where she sees, she's all shaking, crying, and covered and blood, and she's close to the cell. - She's feeling not covered in that much blood. - No.

- She must have changed and watched her cell. - She did. - We know that she did. - Okay. - And so she was, she had blood on her.

She was saying, "Oh my God, I gave birth to my car." And the cop is like, "Oh my God, they get the baby in

"and the second they're all at the hospital."

Everybody knows that there's something fucking wrong. - Yeah. - But isn't she like wearing jeans? - Yes. - She's just dressed like the most basic level.

You don't put your jeans back on. - Actually, I give birth on the side of the road. - God knows what this, let me know. Obviously, she wasn't on the right mind, Eddie. And so they went and they talk about

they talk with her about this. And she's just all like, "Who do you mean? "I didn't have a baby." - And that doctor, that doctor, there's my favorite character in the whole thing.

- When he comes and he's like, "Hey, no way, baby came out of there." (laughing) - You first thing, no, no, no, baby. Let me go check she's a baby coming in.

Let me look. - Well, because... - No, baby, no, no. - It's just like a mechanic. - It is one of those things where it's like,

"Oh, she, let it go." All the way, go, all the way to heaven or fucking pussy checked. Like, she let this lie, go all, I mean, she had to have known that when the doctor

looks under the dress, they're gonna be like, "Okay." - So let's take it all the way back. So it starts with Taylor Parker. It starts in high school. It starts with her,

she's a little bit of a chubby girl, self-conscious. Her friends said that they think that she would do though, very casual, he is that she would say, "Give me a naked picture of you from your chin down. "I'm talking to a guy."

Or like, what the fuck you talking about Taylor, you know, it's been like, "Oh, my God. "I want him to like me now. "I want to show him on these pictures." They're like, "So would it's gonna happen when he sees you?"

- Yeah. - Get no answer, right? - Yeah, that was like that. - And so she started catfish and guys and then the guy chill up and then to blow up and that was like one thing.

So that's kind of the next thing I started. Then it starts with, she's starting to have health issues. - Right? - So she did get the nerds? - Yeah, sometimes.

- Crazy. - Girls are weird. - Yeah. - They're young, right? They have no fucking idea, right? So she is Taylor now as she gets a new group of friends.

And she is starting to do the chronic illness like dive. Right, she's starting to say, "Oh, I'm getting this. "Oh, I'm feeling thing."

“Everything kind of becomes about her health, right?”

Like, comes a kind of about all these kind of things. And eventually, she comes and tells her friend, "I have MS." They actually diagnosed me with MS. And they're like, "Oh, my fucking God."

Everybody gets together and she's like, "Oh, you know, a couple months after that." It's like, "Actually, also, I just got diagnosed with cancer." And they're like, "Oh, my fucking God."

And they go and they get, she gets the baby, come on. She made up all these things about how she had, because she ended up getting pregnant at 17 and getting pregnant with another baby.

And after she had that baby and this health stuff started happening, she basically said, "Oh, we're having issues with your,"

like, the baby came out and her first,

she was like, "Oh, you know, I got my tubes tied." That's what she wanted. She came up with this thing about how at 21 years old, she went to the doctors and said, "Time I tubes, I'm gonna have any more babies."

And they're all like, "Why? "Why are you doing this? "It's just so young." And she's just like, "I don't care. "No more babies."

And so they went and they tied her tubes up and then gave her a hysterectomy. Well, it's because she ended up having an ectict with what is they called an ectotropic, with that term of a pregnancy that gets caught

in a tube after she'd gotten her tubes tied. That's right. She got pregnant with it and she'll, she needed to have a hysterectomy. So she got the hysterectomy.

Everything's pulled out of her. Now she's just like this kind of like, whatever normal person. But she's also been called a hysterectomy, by the way.

- Thank you. - You're right. - Yeah, you're right.

“That's what I, you know, what are we even doing here?”

- A woman's directomy. - Yeah.

- You're right, I'm sorry. Even though it was a man doing it. (audience laughing) - It was the interview. - I hit him.

“- That's my, that's his direct with my direct.”

That's my, I did that. I popped that pussy out. I popped the whole fucking thing out. I took out the transmission. I took out the whole fucking thing.

I dropped in a new load. I brought it to the taxes service. I put it on the wall. - I knew what I needed to do. - That's a man in there.

- That's right, that's about deer heads. (audience laughing) There's my deer uterus. (audience laughing) So this is also where she started talking

about how like she was had to fall out with her mom and her mom was this aar to a fortune that would go from syrup to oil to the salt. - Salt, salt. - She said that her parents were the Morton Salt family,

all this kind of shit. - Your name should be Morton if you're gonna tell that lie. - Yes. - So she burns through a series of friends with all of these crazy fucking lies.

So she moves away and not too far before enough. Like three hours, so she moves away from her little town

and she goes to her first radio.

And so at the time, what she did was that if you call she had, she gained all this shit, all this weight and then when she had lost all the weight then she kinda went fuck crazy

“and then she kinda got weird and all that kind of shit, right?”

At this point, now she's doing that. - I want a man to settle down with. - Yeah. - And I want a country man. I want a big surround country man.

- She's a new Boston eight. - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, I mean, for the territory for, you know, I think so. - I think she's ugly inside and out. - But, she normally I can separate the two

because I'm wise, like that's an only like, even those evil woman I can figure out of you. - I'm not attracted to her, but I'm saying for the territory for a man who collects hogs for a living, I think she's beautiful.

- That's his job. - That's his job. - And not only does he collect hogs as a job, apparently also doesn't miss personal life. So, this guy's name of Wade Griffin, right? So, she saw this guy, this amateur rodeo

and he's a hog trapper, big boy, and I would also say a little bit not, he's not dumb, but he's very country and doesn't ask heck of a lot of questions, right? So, she insinuates herself into Wade's life.

She starts pretending to be somebody else. So, he's like so surprised that she wants to swap the hogs and she wants to jerk off the tractor and she wants to fuck and slam the chickens. I don't know what they do, they melt, they do something.

- He's like, a woman kind of likes me, I'm in. - But, and also in his idea too, 'cause he was just like, 'cause some women, some men in the country world, they, like, tell me if I'm right or wrong,

side stories, LPOTL, a Gmail.com, but I think I'm correct.

“I think sometimes a big country man, almost wishes”

he could be with a man. Because she wishes that, 'cause he was just like, "In her first time, I met a lady "to cut and care about the country. "She locked the mud, she locked the dog,

"she locked the leaf and the tricks." And if they get, no, you want a man, dude. - You want to be married to a fucking man. - It's a country girl, a girl greys on a farm. - But you need to change the time.

- But he specifically saying you can't find that in the way that you find it, because she's lying. - Yeah, I'm ready. - She's doing the thing where she's pretending to be super country, to get this man.

- I feel like, if you could find her anywhere, she's in New Boston.

- No, the problem is, is I think that way

to want it, her to not look like him. And I think that's the issue, is that when you get a lady, they'll walk, to stop, or to slap them up, or to live. Oh, I like her, she could lift a horse on her back.

- Yeah. - You're like, that's the kind of lady, Julie's gorgeous. She runs my backyard, diamond in the rough, found her in California, found her in New York. - But then you brought her here, you're trying

for her hair, right? They wouldn't be able to do it. - So they're, they're getting together right? They, you know, whatever. So this woman then tells him, guess what, baby?

I'm not gonna guarantee $8 million. This is what they're together. They're getting two months. And he's like, no fucking shit. And she's just like, not only that,

we're gonna make an ever one of your dreams come true. She buys him a fucking $100,000 car. She buys him the fucking house. She buys this mama car, a hog ranch in Oklahoma. - Well, everything.

- And the ranch too was like, they said it all up, and they went, they tore it.

And it was this four million dollar property.

And she's saying, oh, we're gonna, I'm gonna buy it for cash. And she's doing it to make the family jealous. The family's all like, damn, when they show that video, and they're like, oh, gosh, you gosh,

gonna be living a whole new life. - Yeah. - They have like a whole presentation over Christmas. - Yes, and she was just like, yes, we are. We absolutely are.

And then the thing is, is that the guys that went to go look at the real estate people,

okay, $4 million cash, fucking, absolutely.

We'll set that up for you, all right now, exactly. - And so there's also come from a part of the country where like, you're millionaires look like shit. They do, they were like weed specifically deal with the clientele, that you would not,

but if you were to judge a book by your cover, you wouldn't think that they could own multiple million dollar properties. - Yeah, it's like, no, they do. - 'Cause they're all wearing jeans and they're dirty

and they're fucking, yeah. - Yeah, they're in, they have agricultural money. - Yeah, they've got that agrarian money. Real money. Real money.

And so they go, and so they go to check it in, they're like, no one's ever heard of her. And then her, the representative of the oil trust fund, which is really funny 'cause they work for the shell company and her name was Shelly.

- Yes, though, it's definitely lacks any sort of creativity.

“- Like her, was it her lawyer called like Bill Lyington?”

- Lyington, yeah, Lyington or fake lawyer?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's fucking hilarious, it's my improv, right? It's so funny. And so, while all this is the money, it's now starting to have their certain default.

One of all things that's supposed to pay for, now that it's happening, they repossess the mother's car. They start being like, oh, you can't, you don't have the money for this. You don't have the money.

Shelly had it for a couple months. 'Cause she showed up with a brand new camera or some shit as a dance, all uncredited. Every single thing was uncredited. - Yeah.

- She just got whatever and she financed it. She just put money down and she financed it. And so, it seemed like she was good at paperwork. - It's the org, yeah, or lying to somebody who's just looking to get the down payment

and then they'll figure it out after the fucking time. - I mean, this is how the housing market grow. - Yes. - It's what happened. So, when this started, when this calls to cart zone fallen,

she tells Wade, actually, I'm pregnant.

“Now, they've been together for three months.”

She for some reason is decided that she needs to keep Wade. And the only way she's gonna do this is by telling him, she's pregnant. And they know for a fact, anybody that we had known her, knew that she could not be pregnant.

- Well, from her past. - Yes. - She had reinvented herself in this new world. And the thing about Wade is that he's just not curious. - He just wants to, he wants to go to work.

And he wants to work his fucking ass off. And he wants to come home, he wants to go to sleep. But in the way he kind of put his eye, yeah, she got a chance you would pray in or whatever. We went to look at all, you know, I was like,

well, you're gonna be done, how it's gonna be done. - You know, like, he takes a dude like Wade to fall for this type of shit. - Absolutely. - It's like, you know, you're not going to doctor's appointment,

you're not going to do all this. - You know, he kept him like, I'd try to go, but then she'd say, I, you know, like, I was busy or there was something going on and I just didn't go.

He never went to any one of the ultrasounds.

He never went to any one of the doctors appointments because they weren't any. - And then he would also, to me, this is where he kind of sucks. - Yes, because he's mom having a baby, which I'm not. If I'm having a baby, I'm going to these guy

will appointments, I'm worried about the baby. He's fully checked out and he doesn't want to be there. - He doesn't want to be there. - He stops like aner. - Almost immediately, he wasn't on into it.

And she kept him with the baby. She loved Bob and then she kept him with the baby. - Yeah. - And his entire family from the get is like, she's not pregnant.

- Yeah. - And they didn't know she couldn't be pregnant. But they're all like, she's not fucking pregnant, she's lying. She's not showing for, like, five months, six months.

So she starts pretending. - Yes. - She buys the bomb. - She buys that fake baby bomb. She buys something that makes it look like it's kicking.

- Yeah. - Yeah, she buys something that looks like it's a fucking devious shit, right? And then it's the monster going, a plan that gender reveal, which maybe you want to fucking blow my fucking brains out,

just brought out a, or they brought out a cow instead of a bull. I just, I'm so sick of, all the gender reveal stuff and just I'm so sick of all these, if everybody's just filling everybody's filled with fucking calm. I'm so sick of everybody being swollen with calm.

- And so they go, I hate gender reveals. - But they're stupid. - I don't think I'll ever go to one. - I don't, well, we're past that, I think. - I don't think there's any reason to go to a gender reveal.

'Cause I obviously, I don't care what gender your child is. - No, have the baby, I wanted to be healthy. I think we should have a healthy reveal. - Yeah, it would be nice. - Yep.

- It's got one head, hey, how about that? - So this is the, this whole story is fucking crazy. So in the meantime, like Taylor's like faking, like because she has so many, she's faking doing all these various things for work.

So one thing she did, which is the, one of the big pavilion's of gifters, which we've talked about on this show forever, the photographer. She created a fake photography,

bang where she's like, oh, I'm a professional photographer.

“And you have to understand, all you really need”

to be a professional photographer is a website in the camera. - Yeah. - Like, and then someone to pay you and then magically, you become a professional photographer. - Exactly.

- So I want us to believe you're good at your job. - Yeah, so the her best friend, how she met her,

- Yeah. - And so she was the, and she took a bunch of super mediocre pictures of her wedding. - Yeah. - And the lady loved them.

And they just, the two of them got together. - I mean, also this woman Regan seems like the kindest, most, just, - She was also in a hard and nice woman. Like, she died from kindness.

- Yes. - She was just such a truly sweet woman in this woman just destroyed her, obviously destroyed her life. And so, by October of 2020, everybody had already assumed the fake miscarriage story

was gonna happen. - There's all during the beginning of COVID too. - It could only have happened during COVID. - Yeah, that's all true. - That's all true. - That's all true.

- That's all true. - True. You can only, like, you can't go in 'cause of COVID. - She used it as a smoke screen from the full fucking thing. And so, they go, and so, two weeks faster due date. It's now three weeks faster due date.

Full 10 months of the baby cooking, right? They don't even go to get the baby.

“Like, that's what I just don't even understand.”

I was like, how in the living fuck were not at the, not at the hospital within that first week to get the baby taken out or do anything. - There's only one person in my lifetime that I've known that's gone more than nine months.

- Like, you just want an out of you. Or you want to, yeah, you want to get an out. - And do, like, whatever, so many things to do, right? - I'm so, they waited until finally the very last minute. And the thing was, is that her friend,

which is like, she'd done this before every time. Your friend had got pregnant, and when she was pregnant, she was obsessed with it, right? All over her fucking stuff. Like, all over, which is how,

her first group kind of fell apart was that she kind of glammed onto a person's baby shower and baby experience. - She's obsessed with it. She's obsessed with it.

But the reveal, she has two kids. She's barely raising. - Yeah. - That they're off somewhere. They're literally just gone.

That dude certainly had nothing to do with the documentary. - No. - No. - However, that guy--

- Oh, he wants to never hear her name ever fucking again.

- Because he-- - I've been talking about someone who dodged a fucking bull. - Oh, yes. And I guess it's also too. It is just the constant way, just a--

- Oh, how's that supposed to be now? - Yeah. - Yeah. - And so, eventually, she would, in this moment of desperation, decide to kill her best friend, still the baby and pop it out of her.

- I just don't understand when the lies get to be that big. I know it's a psychological problem, it's a mental illness. - Yeah. - But I just don't understand, like, there were so many off ramps.

“- I mean, to get to murder, like, you have to kill someone I love.”

- Yes. - For me to get to murder, and then probably won't even then. You know, like, it's like, I'll still go to the police. - Yes. - You know, like, it's like, so to get to murder, you're just evil. And just the fact that they all did not straight up.

No one wanted to dig deep enough into this issue. - Well, that's because his friend, the people who did, their friends, when they approached Wade, he caught him out of his life. And just he's like, this might wipe this, my child. You're talking this shit, you know?

- I would love to put it out there.

- That was my favorite guy, his friend that was always in the camouflage.

- Oh, I might really like that guy. - I felt so bad for him. That guy had no business being mixed up in all this shit. - 'Cause he was just like, 'cause his wife knew something was fishy. - And she did it all night. - She did it all night.

- She's not in full mind. - And he's just like, will you stop? - Well, you please just stop with God a little sleep. - But she was right. - Well, 'cause every time I loved his attitude, 'cause it was like,

"Lision, I don't want to get into another conspiracy theory." - All right, that kind of makes sense. (laughing) - Yeah, I don't, all right. I want to stop over this, we're fighting there, friend.

- What? (laughing) Like, every single time, I'm just like, "He's at least being like, "Oh, no." 'Cause he's just like, trying to get to his buddy

and wait is just like, you know, they're just men examine your lives. - Yeah. - That is the key here, guys. Examine your life.

Don't let just things just happen to you. - Also, it's just like, wait, you know, wait, definitely sucks or you stupid.

“- I think the more so with anything, he's stupid.”

- Yeah, yeah, I think it's one of the other, but like, to throw your friends away for a person you don't even like. - Well, you barely even know, 'cause it's this idea that,

because the problem is getting this pride, this is this idea that will now she'd the mother of my child. Like, no dude, she'd just caught some gunk, bro. - Also, just fucking she just did it.

- I think it's insecure, big boy disease too. - It is. - You think you're never gonna find another person 'cause you're a big boy. - And then she's kind of cute, and so he thought,

and 'cause she does all the dumb hog stuff, 'cause she's kind of cute, and she does all the hog stuff, and she doesn't also have a mustache. - Yeah.

- That's why he wants to stay. - Yeah, exactly. - Yes, but he doesn't understand. It's not enough, y'all. - It really isn't.

- It's fucking not enough, y'all, to stay. - Unless, of course, they're gonna teach you how to run a cult.

And that's the problem is they never do.

- Yeah. - Oh, my God.

“- And do this, let's get into this next story.”

- Blah, I'm not ready. This next story is going to reverberate for the next several years. And we're gonna have no real idea what's happening inside of this story.

Probably ever. - Yeah. - But we've finally got some proof that the fucking, the Illuminati exists in a weird way. - The word that this is, right?

- The worst part about this is, I think it actually proved something that we've been talking about a long time,

which is the capitalize Illuminati never existed,

but our current group of loser billionaires are trying to create one. - Yeah. - And it's not working. So, and this is past Bohemian Grove.

This is crazier. Well, who knows? Who knows? So, it is just come out. It came out on Friday.

Huge Xbox A on Peter Teal through Wired Magazine. - Good job, Wired. Good work about this secret group he put together called dialogue. And this is like, so first of all,

dialogue has had its website and its membership secret, ever since it was made, I think it was in 2006. - Yes, 2006. - And we have had no idea what's in their world what they do, right? - It's a 20-year-old fucking tech oligarch crew.

- Yes. - So, Peter Teal, every year, and I guess last year for the very first time, they have near now constructing a permanent campus in DC, around DC.

- Yes, yes. - So this is gonna happen. As we see, the construction work in DC is going really well. - Yes.

“- So I think it's gonna think that's gonna be a banger, you know?”

And so Peter Teal, he created this idea of like, all right, it's all of these intellectuals are gonna get together. And there is a members and guest list, you're gonna be, and then we're gonna do this whole thing. And it was just revealed by a bunch of hackers

that pull out, they got, and somehow there was a loophole in their security because all these guys are so fucking, they barely tell themselves happening up their own ass and think they're so brilliant,

they don't see people, they don't think they can get attacked like this. - They don't think that they can, which just also shows, they're open to attack. - Of course, they're open to it. - So it is more than a person who hack the no-fly list.

- Yes, more and more of this. So because you remember Peter Teal straight up says, he doesn't believe the freedom and democracy are compatible and he also ran Argentina. So yeah.

And it might have something to do with this news. We now know that some of the guys that went to this thing were pleased with people like Treasure Secretary Scott. That's not Sarah Bond, Ted Cruz, Chase Joseph Gordon, Levitt, the actor, Brian Johnson,

the vampire man that is T-Stealing Blood from a Sun, Cory Booker, Cory Booker is a really fun one. And then also it's, it is this thing so he's bringing people together. - That's our climb.

- Yep. - As we're climb? - Yeah. - Like that's crazy to me. - It is across the board.

- It is across the board. - That's our bottom soul. - It is important to remember guys. They're all on one team. This is still the fucking lesson.

Is that it's not about left or right. It's about a certain amount of money in your bank account gets you access to certain things and it changes your brain and you start to think of the rest of us as fucking expendable.

- Yeah. - And so that is what is happening. So this guy, in the conference, they're doing all these like funny, cute things.

So first is the one is just the topic of,

they all get together like one of the topics was just, we'll work three. - Yeah. - And the other one was the pros and cons of AI. - Yeah.

- Which just seemed like stuff that we, whatever. - It's really interesting. - That's what leaders do. But then there's one called,

how to run a cult? - Yep. - There was another one called the one that was also, if you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're going past, how to build a cult.

It was moderated by the founder of the Christian networking site, Pray.com. - Yes. - And then there's another one that was called it's fun to be in charge.

- Yeah. - Pray, which just God knows what that means. - Money does by happiness.

“- That's what it's another one that, another class”

that was called, "One He Does by Happiness." - And then how's your sex life of course? - Yes, because the big thing here is one of the big interesting factors of dialogue, is that not only is it a think tank,

not only is it a summer vacation, it's also a fuck shed, because what they do is match make there.

- Yes. - Which to me was one of the first things

that rang a giant bell, right? You know, it's like I just saw this bell. - Right, man, man, man, man, man. - As soon as I saw the, the option to fuck, right? The option to help elite people find elite people.

- They's what they say. - They help billionaires fuck, because they can't close. - Yeah. - 'Cause they literally are reptiles with no human emotions. - If there are humans, they'd be millionaires.

They'd be normal millionaires with chicks. - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, they're giving back to society.

If they were normal people, but they're not.

And so guess what this all brings us to? - It's an island adventure. - Woo, island adventure. - So yes, it's an island adventure. - It comes back to Jeffrey Epstein.

So there was a email exchange from Jeffrey Epstein, for he says, Peter Teele loves your secret society idea. He's running going on with the grounds. He has a mail to figure it out. It's all connected all the way fucking back.

So Peter Teele, we now know that dialogue emails are all through the Epstein emails. And the reason why we didn't find them up till now was because we didn't know the names of the society yet. - Also, yeah, a word like dialogue means nothing.

- It means nothing until you learn of the existence of the secret organization called that. So now we have all of these emails. We have no idea whether Jeffrey Epstein was going or not. We know that people were keeping him up to date with

what they were talking about. - He was full on and invited. - Oh yes, we just don't over you went. - Yeah. - Which he did, probably did.

And so then they also were, and when he didn't go, they sent him materials from what they were talking about. - Yeah. - So it's all connected back.

And again, we don't know if they actually make policy decisions or what they do, but the fact of their all getting together and they're all super secret about it. To me, is does it build well? - Yeah.

- And then it's everybody. It's people who own major corporations. It's senators, it's everybody. - Oh no, Jason, it was just a court and levitt was just like, I thought about the, it was an interesting conversation.

- And then it's like the other guys were all, - Well Ted Cruz is there. - I don't know how you're gonna have an interesting conversation with him because Ted Cruz is connections to the government and you're just happy he's there.

- Yeah, and you love the fact that he's a flawed sociopath because those are the best people to manipulate. - Absolutely. - Yeah, so that's why the thing is we are, we're still being held under the thumb of these people

and they think it's funny.

“I think that's what's hard is that they think it's so funny”

and cute. One of my supposed to do, get rid of PayPal. I don't got time for the show. - PayPal's not, unfortunately it's not even the software buddy, our, I love the idea of boycotts

and what we're doing here, right? I don't think that's gonna move the needle as much as that using PayPal is gonna change anything. - I think what's gonna move just to keep my life harder. - I think eventually we're all gonna have to show up

in front of a bunch of data centers. I think that's gonna be a thing we're gonna have to do at some point, but I think that's the later on conversation for if and when Peter Teele somehow survives, the military police of Argentina, which I still believe that you can end up being--

- They're protecting him, the president of Argentina said it's a haven for billionaires. - But also guess what then, every bun, nice, they price. - Yeah. - So guess what else?

- The price is way cheaper in Argentina, I'm sure. - But guess what, if he's under condoning him, somebody will come, if I can overpay him to kill him. - If it's just about money, baby, there's somebody so,

there's always somebody who's willing to pay you

a little bit more. - Yeah. - Especially if it comes down to hogtion of fucking billionaires. - Yeah, I mean, that's who we need, we need weight. - We need weight, weight can redeem him.

- I don't know if weight has enough attention to detail for this job. We just need him, tie him. - Yeah, yeah, but we don't get me to the hall. - We can practice on Ted Cruz.

- He's local. - Why do you see he have so many hogs? - The other thing that we forgot is the reason like the story went so long going back to Parker, I know that we're done talking about that,

“but I think what made it so interesting to me”

and the reason she got away with it for so long and by for so long, I mean, like hours, not like days or anything like that, is because she killed Reagan in Oklahoma and then drove to Texas.

- Yeah. - So it gave them a little bit longer to connect the news stories just because of the state line. - No, she did it. She thought that she was doing it savvily.

- Yeah. - She was doing it correctly and she wasn't. - Yeah, man. - Now, a fuse flawed. Man, but I fucking, I don't think there's anyone.

It's weird, I feel like Peter Teele is taking over Elon for person I hate most. - I don't know, I really don't know. You know, maybe I should just hate everyone the same. - I do, that's what I do.

- I don't rank 'em. - Now, it's like people who rank their friends. - No, it's wrong with either. - Oh God, you know, like wedding parties, you know what I'm gonna say?

- It's like, it's like, it's like, come on.

- But because, guys, what you always do.

- Every wedding, one of the friendship is ruined. - Yeah, you put, you put someone in there that shouldn't have been in there in the way.

“- Oh, I think you know, every picture's ruined.”

- Yep. - Believe me. - Yeah. - Oh, no, believe me, right? (laughs) So we have a, all right, this is another big news event. I'm certain everybody, this is honestly big up.

So robots, we have our very first official kill of a human being by an autonomous robot in the field of battle. And guess you used it. - Ukraine. - Ukraine, Ukraine, it's very robot.

It is the very first time that they have used a machine

which they said that it can fly out. It goes into terminate your mode, quote unquote, and then it's exactly the mode that called it. - Yep, and it kills everybody.

“That's what they said, is that they said it out there”

and don't worry if there's so many out there that you want to kill, it will kill. - Yeah. - We just, according to the guy from Kokotovoski, we just launched it and we know everything will be dead.

Everything that will be found there in this particular area will be dead. - Yeah. - There is no connection to the drone at all. You cannot see the video, nothing. - Everything, it sees, will be killed.

- We don't even know how many people have killed. - Yeah, there's a couple of guys. - It says it killed a couple of Russian soldiers and one truck, what does it mean it killed the truck? - Yeah.

(laughing)

- But this is the first one, the only reason we know

is because they sent in a man-drawn afterwards. - To make sure. - To see what happened. - Yeah. - And then it did its fucking job. - Because the thing is, the idea has suicide drones but it still takes a human to trigger them

and then there's other, we have guilty drones. - We have a moral code, very much. - They have such a moral code.

“- The moral code requires them to see a child and explode it.”

Like that's the purpose that when it's the moral code to kill the child, then technically they're correct. - Yeah. - And so, but we have suicide drones that we use and we do stuff like that and we trim it. This is the very first time, just a robot's done it.

I just wanna say, congrats to the Jackie Robinson of A.I. robots out on the battlefield. 'Cause, you know, it's really, really hard out there for robots, especially volunteer army. And these guys, they really are, that's fighting for freedom.

Now, we have used Claude to bomb Iran and they believe that it was Claude who actually chose the blow up that school. Very, very early on. - Yeah, it sounds like a really useful way

to sort of blame somebody else. - Uh, no, it's all fake. - Also just another way, you still use Claude and have Claude killed the school of the children. - You did it. - You did it.

- Listen, you did it. Humans are still telling them what to do. Yes, it autonomously killed a bunch of people, but it was just told to kill a bunch of people that looked like we were supposed to kill people.

- Yes. - So, it's not just doing it. It's not like, this is how we say I guys is if it was built to make waffles and it started to kill people.

And if it's not, if it's built to make waffles and it's making waffles, guess what it is. It's washing, it's a waffle machine. Even if you call it an AI waffle machine, it's just a fucking waffle machine.

Like this concept of AI that's being thrown around is a buzzword that means absolutely nothing. When they say AI's in your fridge, it means nothing. When AI's in your TV, it means nothing.

It's a fucking computer program. It's software. That's all it is. It's a way to sell you. - Software that's not made by a human.

- No, yes, it is. - The software is made by a human and then it goes in. - I was at this great Jewish Chinese wedding this weekend. You gotta try it sometime. - I know, you sound great, I didn't say what the food.

- Yeah, oh God, it was wonderful. But the thing is, it was in Seattle. And there was a bunch of code writers there. After wedding, there was a bunch of tech people there. And I was like, they're literally,

we're really talking about how they miss writing code that they don't not allow the right code anymore that all code is written by AI. - Yeah, and what we're gonna have to see is...

- I never thought of code that way.

- It's as a writer, I never thought of code as something you write. - No, it's a code and it's an art. - It's way more of an art than it is anything else. And what we're seeing at it is the fact that we are racing towards a giant brick wall in which all of these companies

that are gonna be held up by these fake AI programs 'cause they're just using the words AI. We're just using the term. - Yeah. - It's just a computer program.

It's not thinking. It's just doing stuff. It's not actually thinking and what we're gonna see is that once we're really dependent on quote-unquote AI coders, we're gonna see these websites falling apart.

- Yeah, but everything's gonna fall apart. - And they are kind of thinking, bots are thinking in a way. - See, again, we are, this is the issue.

“Is we have to think about what the term thinking means?”

- Yeah. - Is it making is it own independent choices from data? It's getting independently and then deciding to do something unique? That's thinking.

- Well, what's the difference between Google AI and then going than this Ukrainian fucking drone killing people that it just chooses? - Google AI is really just kind of shortening news articles and it's always wrong.

And then the same thing with this technology is that you don't think that this AI technology is not gonna kill the wrong people. - Of course, it's gonna kill the wrong people. - So what we do kill the wrong people in war every day?

- I know, we're just moving blame to more and even more inefficient source. - Obama killed hundreds of us. - And he did a buy-hand, like a real man.

- A real fucking man, I'm just saying,

“thinking is not what they're saying it is.”

It's just working as a computer program. It is not thinking. So this idea that they are, that they're little people and here doing stuff and that their little miracle machines

is completely a false spill of goods and it's why we're heading towards a, it's why our economy's wildly bloated right now. And we're heading towards whatever the fall is gonna be.

- It's gonna be fucked up. - Well, you know what's funny is that it could be or we could, it does also seem to be that there's enough blood in the water right now that more and more people are pulling out

that as long as a lot of these things don't go to IPO, we'll be fine. - Yeah, truly, or economy will be fine as long as they don't take over the entire fucking thing. And because thankfully, it seems that they're failing

with record speed. So the more they fail and the faster they fail, the more we'll get past this little period. And then eventually AI will do what it needs to do which is just supposed to do fucking,

it's supposed to help me make your maps more efficient.

- It's so crazy that AI is getting all these second chances

that if a human made these same mistakes, they would just be fired immediately. - That's because they already fired all the people. - Yeah, it's because they fired all the people on the people coming back and being like,

"You want me to fix your little problem? How could you give me fucking 20k more a year?" - Yeah, that's what I would do. - Oh, absolutely. - Definitely.

- You should do. - Yep, we're all, I mean, this is also scary. - Maybe you know, on some level, it is frightening.

“And then on another level, I believe it's going to play out”

in a medium way. - They could play out in a middle way. - I think it's going to play out in a lot of people on a fucking die. They're already died. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

People are dying a lot more people are going to die and a bunch more people are going to die. - Yeah. - But I do think that in the NAI won't work. - Of course it won't, yeah, 'cause it can't think,

'cause it doesn't think. - Yeah, 'cause we don't even know how we think. So how the fuck are we going to make a fiximally if how we think, if we don't know how the fuck we think? Because our thinker is the one,

due to thinking, and when we look at the thinker, we have a hard time figuring out what the thinker's doing because we are inside the thinker. - We obviously don't know how people think because we would ever thought that Taylor Parker

would have done what she did. - Me. (laughing) - I could tell by the air. - Yeah.

- I could tell by the air that I brought combination. - I could tell absolutely.

“- All right, we got another more fun story.”

- There's one more story. - Well, this is one of those where I just like cover in this type of stuff

because we never do, and it's just like,

I don't know what this is. And I want somebody to send me more about this. I'm fascinated with guys like this. Have you seen it? - So there are guys that for religious devotionals,

do specific physical things and then they go like change. Like I remember there was a one guy, remember the guy that got like, he stuck his hand in the air for like 15 years. - Okay, yes.

- So this is a guy that's stood in the same place for 12 years as a vow to the God Shiva, right? - Okay. - But the only reason why I even want to talk about it was just like, man, his fucking feet.

- Wow. - Yeah, they look bad. - Just look at 'em, like it's like his feet have turned into two giant blood filled like pedestals. - Yeah, no, he, I mean, those feet are gonna fall off.

- Well, yeah, that's the idea. - They're black. - Yeah. - They're gone. - Yeah.

- They're attached to his legs still, but they useless and they're gone. - But you know, it's fine, I just think it's interesting that he keeps doing it, and he still got his, he's technically still got his toenails.

So I'm like, why is he doing it though? - It is a devotional, it's called standing penistence. It's like what so he does is he has been, it's an extreme austerity measure, then he does his a way to achieve spiritual oneness slash

as a devotional to his God Shiva. But he personally has taken to be his own personal God. - Yeah, well, you know, Shiva exists. Lots of people pray to see him.

- But dude, look, he's a billion people,

pray to Shiva. - But dude, no one does this. - Yeah, because he's special, dude. He's Timothy Chamolle. Look at this, he's wearing even wearing the NYX orange. - Oh, just like a NYX orange, he's hip.

- Yeah, you look at him, NYX and five. He was there. - Oh man, it's like, all right, my, I'm just gonna, I'm standing too long, my feet, I'm trying to do the rhyme, my feet, my feet,

my feet are black, my two NYX orange. - Oh, yes, it's got a guy, it was a NYX in five. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, my feet are black. My skirt is orange, my Shiva got five arms. NYX in five.

(laughing) Right, I already won. Oh man, you see the one of him stretching? - Yeah, I mean, he actually wasn't doing it on his own. He was using a board with ropes to lean on.

- He's got a clam squat.

- Yeah, but I mean, he's not doing it then.

- Wow. - Then he didn't even do it because he's still in enough for you. - See, he didn't, oh no, this isn't enough for sure.

“- I think his cause is so stupid that it's like,”

it's like, all right, if this is your cause, you're not even doing it, you've wasted your legs for no fucking reason. - But what else is he gonna do with him? - Get a job!

- This is a job, this isn't a job. - No people paid for this? - Actually, besides the result, POTL and GML.com, but I'm pretty certain that guys like this do actually get paid, and then people donate money to them,

and they become like, venerable, like, you know how like, but how is he gonna use it, he don't move? - And India and all these areas, they have the guru culture, yeah. So people go and find the guru and then it's like,

a devotional, like, relationship is pretty, I don't think it's common, but I do know that it's way more like, we don't have that here, like they have it there, but they, like, they have like a whole thing where it's way more

common for them to sort of rally around a local spiritual leader, because there's so many people, and they also, I wanna say, Hinduism is polytheistic. - I don't know, but his legs are starting to look like a meshes, take that much.

- I don't fucking ask. - He's horrible, man. - He's horrible, man. (laughing)

“- How do you say, you know, like those legs?”

You say, and he doesn't look like a fucking gingy. He could, he could redo the scene from base against him. - I feel like, can you imagine the smell? - Oh my God, that scene from him. - I mean, his feet are, I mean, they exist,

but like, I just, they're so big and black. They're so big and black. He should not have shocked feet, I know, but it's fun. It's fun, he did it to himself. - God, it's disgusting, and it makes no sense to me.

- Oh, he knows him is not, it's not necessarily a pantheon. There's a many deities. - Oh, it's not bad as far as religions go. It could be worse. - It's got its time, I actually have no idea.

- As far as religions go, Hindus like fine. It's definitely better than Catholicism. - It's very, it seems that it's way more like, like Hinduism seems like it's way more fluid. - Yeah, sure, whatever.

I'm a fucking atheist, none of it's real. (laughing) - It's this, he's certainly not fluid for this guy. - No, it's not. - He's quite stoned.

- Yeah, it's quite stoned. - No, no, no, no, it doesn't matter. - Anything that makes you do this, I can't be on board with him. - He's not being made to do it,

it's not gonna go right back with us. - He's supposed to, though. - He's doing extreme, he's doing extreme. - This is extreme, yeah. - Yeah, other people just normally do this,

we'll do it for a while. - Yeah, if you lived in America, you would just be erased this Tea Party member. (laughing) - Yeah, roughly, yeah.

(laughing) But I just say it's just nice to see somebody with some discipline, and everybody's so lazy. - Got damn. - So let's get into some...

- Listen to letters. - All right. - I actually have a really fucking good one. - All right, I want to hear him.

So first of all, got to everybody

wants me to change my deodorant. - Why told you about that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You go to, like, first of all, thank you to everybody that messaged about Ed's armpits.

- I had one guy be like, they sell, they sell, they sell, Mitchum and Displaced and Deplaced and Displaced, and it's like, I go around. What do you want from me?

They'll call me a liar.

“- No, you should just go and get changed and native.”

I ordered a bunch of Mitchum online. Thank you, everybody. - Oh, you did? - I'm fine. - Yeah, you just bought a crate of it online.

- I'm good for the year. - See, I'm like what I'm gonna use your, doesn't easy solution, though. I did it. And it's up.

No, it must no fuss. Oh, wow. Wow. Oh, dude, you know what else? We didn't cover really?

- What? - That, the fall, I know last week we covered like with sketchy Andy and all the guys that dolled the daredevil stuff. - Yeah.

- We never really talked about the lady

falling during the bungee cord incident where she didn't have it attached. - Yeah, I didn't really, it was still developing. - Did you watch the video? - No, I don't watch that type of shit.

- Oh, my, you know, they don't see anything. The video's crazy. The video, they lift her up over her, their heads. So, what they do here, how did they not know? There's three people holding her over her head.

So, dude, not tell there's not a rope attached to her. I could tell just by looking at it for a site. - They're all now under investigation. Because if you hear the video, it looks like murder. - Dude, if you hear the video, everyone's like,

stop, stop, she's not connected. She's not connected. But you hear people telling them that she's not connected. You see the rope down on the ground. They're all giggling and laughing like it's funny.

And then they literally javl in her off the side of the fucking mountain. They just throw her off. I did not know they'd done that. - No, I got it. - They just a video.

- And not only do they throw her. It's not a bungee cord dude. It's just a shitty rope. - God damn.

They just fucking threw her in the fucking ravine man. - Whoa. - Yeah, they just threw her in dude. So, they're all under investigation now. - Obviously, yeah, I mean.

- You had a body cam on too. - Oh, she did? - Yeah, there's a body cam footage out somewhere. - Did that survive? - No, I know who knows.

“But it honestly would be a great, great advertisement”

for that GoPro. - Oh my god. (laughs) - Yeah, right there. - Whoa.

- Done. - Wow, just tossed her right off the side. - This is insane. - Yeah, I just thought it was like a little accident. And I didn't realize like three people picked her up

and then tossed her. - No, why are people are stupid, man? Damn. - Yeah, it's real bad. Yeah, they tossed her right off the thing

just javl under right in the ground.

Never do anything remotely fun, guys.

I think my thing is, no helicopters, no bungee cords, no jumping out of planes. - Hell yeah. - You can't, first off, no more of this shit. - Hellicopters, you can't put on the same level as this.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Man, if I know those rails. - Yeah, things stop trusting carnies. - Getting the Evo Taylor, I said I hours I spend, and I'm completely enthralled.

- And anybody that I don't care what level of professional establishment you go to. - Yeah, anybody that is operating a bungee jumping thing is a carnie. - Yes.

- It is the same person that runs the tilt to work. It is, you have to know that. Anytime you are doing business with somebody who is not under a roof, you're taking a chance. - You're taking your life in your hands.

(laughing) - Never trust these people. Whether it's a hot dog cart, a duck dog, oh man. That's a thing. I wouldn't even need street food.

Never mind getting thrown off a bridge by some guy.

- I would love to see you guys go skydiving. - Oh, not kill the pilot. - I killed the pilot. - Henry and I view how to see her. - I'll kill the pilot.

- I'd rather die in a plane crash of my own hand than having him force me out the fucking way. That'll have, I'll kill the pilot with my bare hands before they fight force me out of the plane. - Man, the only way I would ever skydive

is if I don't even know if like I had to in war and even then probably just die.

“- Honestly, the only way you're gonna get me”

to do it if it's a high level movie job. - Yeah, that's it. - It's so weird, you do anything for that. - Anything for that. - Anything for, is no.

- I've done this many days or things. - It's hard to say. - You're down. - I have done it. Many things I'm scared of.

- Yeah. - On camera. - Yeah. - And that's it. - And one of those things is just touching a horse.

- I hate a horse. - That's just scary fucking chair of that one. - You know that it scares us. If you all know that about it. - You don't know me.

(laughing) - All right, so this story, this next one, I take nothing from this story, please. But I thought this story was really fucking interesting because of the story we covered last week

of the guy that killed pedophiles. There was hunting pedophiles. - Yeah. - So this is this guy. I work for a local DA and you're suggested,

and you're suggested some alternatives to vigilante violence against pedophiles.

“Could you remember us saying, we don't need a kill on.”

We can glue their mailbox shut. We could slash their tires, you know, like stuff like that. - Yeah, yeah. - Just torture.

- Cut their feet off. - Yeah. Well, just like again, break into their home while they're not there, move their furniture around the life. - Confidence of the Predashiva.

- Yes. - Lots of fun stuff. - So that story, it reminded me of a wild case I handled involving an internet vigilante, a local bob, Bob decided to take up a hobby

of posing as young boys online to bait predators. He would constantly dump chat logs, documents, and recordings since the local law enforcement to assist them in community safety. And he predict periodically,

he'd lose his shit and law enforcement when quote nothing was being done about it. - Okay.

- The process is never as fast or as simple as people think.

And Bob, who was a psychopath? - Absolutely. - Yes. - And do something with this spend all day. You had to be critic pedophiles your crazies.

- Yes. - And then surely, Bob targeted a prominent community figure who actively worked with that lessons. Bob used the own pedophiles life against him. He did his research and we use specific details

about the Predators life to scare him. Like, if you don't turn yourself in, I'm emailing our entire chat history to Janet and accounting. Now, this pedophile, he had no record. He was acres out of his mind, right?

But this was what amazing. As said, this guy that he randomly chose happened to actually be a pedophile. So, this guy starts going fucking crazy, right?

massive sums of money to keep quiet,

“promising never to do it again, et cetera.”

I write at the height of the Predators panic, Bob suddenly went radio silent, no warnings, no replies, that pedophile continued to message Bob. His panic and fear about being exposed, growing, every day in the empty unanswered thread.

Two months go by. Bob reappears, picking right up back where he left off, a wave of relief washes over the Predator. He still might even have a chance. He resumes his pleading and begging and excuses

for a couple more weeks with Bob. - Then radio silence again. - Wow, he's really a torturing him. The Predator thought he was dealing with a cold, calculated methodical mastermind

who's letting him sweat. In reality, our quantum quantum mastermind, Bob, he was in an out of jail for drugs, menacing, destruction, disorderly conduct. She's over all being a total pain

and they asked the law enforcement. So after a few cycles of this, the pedo broke. He was so terrified of Bob's looming silent threats that he actually went to the police station and turned himself in.

- Oh, that's cool. - Reading that nine-month text chain of communication was one of the most hilarious moments of my career. The Predator legit thought he was being dismantled by a genius technical operation.

The judgeant intake that we comedically let the defendant know that Bob was just a chaotic force of nature who had no idea his own legal troubles were driving a pedophile straight into a jail cell. (laughing)

So that's screw going, gluing mailboxes. Psychological pressure can really force some of the face of legal system and at a minimum. Ruined any comfort in their day to day lives and forced them to maybe refrain from their tendencies.

- It definitely kept children safe around this day. - It definitely did. And then I do wonder though, if the institutional justice is too slow when vigilante violence is wrong,

it's weaponized exposure and psychological pressure of valid alternative. We're just relying on chaotic on hinge actors like Bob just created different kind of danger for the community.

- I think eventually a pedophile just killed everybody. - I think that Bob-- - So you go on a prison. - I do also believe that, well hopefully you just kill himself. But I also believe that Bob is too non-directed

for us to say that that's the way to always do this.

But I would say it's a great start. I think people like Bob, you know, are definitely exist and they're usually wrong. - Most of the time they're wrong, that's unfortunate. Most of the time what they're doing

and I'll tell you as a matter of fact, if you're mostly of any sort of public presence in this life, you get constantly accused of insane fucked up shit 24/7 by people and you just don't know.

And so I feel like, yeah, he was just real lucky.

“And that's what I would say is that you got to figure out,”

you got to know the guy is molesting people first. - Yeah. - It's so weird to like pose as a child to try and get-- - Do you trap him? - Is that illegal?

Not if you're a police officer, but if you're Bob, well the problem is-- - This isn't why Bob got in trouble. - It is not. - It is not illegal.

You can do that a lot of people do. - But it does not necessarily lead to a conviction in court. - Yeah. - That's kind of the problem.

The problem is that you're getting a bunch of evidence

illegally, you're getting the evidence illegally. So for the court, so none of it's gonna work. - Yeah. - Some courts, some police stations work with some of these guys.

- Some do. - Like the vigilante guys, some of them hate them, some of them work with them. - We were paying to the asses. - Yeah, but I think like--

- And they also are really, really responsible. - For the most part, I think they're doing good. - Yeah, they're fine. - Yeah. - But I would say any form of vigilante judges

has to be-- it always involves risk and it all is--

“it's very risky behavior, but that's why I'm still saying,”

just fucking bag of dogs shirt on the front step. - Yeah. - I'll set it on fire. - Oh, the other thing I feel like it's worth mentioning is that--

- No one is a nice thing to say about sketchy Andy. - No. (laughing) - No, there's some people not like by his community. - Well, a lot of people are like,

he was just trying to bring, you know, we're a witness to base jumping and it's like, they're pretty people are aware. - Yeah. - They're aware if they know about base jumping,

they know about it. I don't think it's one of those that needs to, you know, it's just base jumping. I don't think it's like, I don't know, like a systemic issue.

- Oh, and don't touch miniature horses. - I won't. We know you're scared of the regular ones. - I just told them, I won't. We have a long email that says a long thing

about not touching miniature horses and yeah, I get it. - All right, I'll want it. - Just as long as you're going, not going to touch them, if I want to.

But what if someone tells you to touch it? Now, we'll-- (laughing)

- That's like the second.

- Well, it's been a great episode. - This has been delightful. - I'm really been enjoying that. - Yeah, I'm not worried about the future of society at all.

- No, and I love where we're going,

“where we're headed, I live for our autonomous robots”

to finally get their lives or dreams.

And I hope that one day, someone builds a robot, that laughs at my jokes. - Yeah, you know what I've actually been working on is something to help with all the, you know, my work with foster dogs and how there's too many dogs out there.

So I've, I'm trying to developing a spray eye program to help a ton of the sleep go into the-- - Cuts, cuts, cuts, cuts, cuts, cuts, cuts, cuts, cuts, cuts, cuts. - Yeah, you make them all into little parkers. - That's a great idea. - Yeah.

- Let's see. (laughing) It's not a bad idea. (laughing) - Hey, give me work. - Please invest in my spray eye program. - Just give money directly to Adlarson.

- Yeah, yeah. - Eventmo at spray eye, spray eye, spray eye. - And if we-- - And if we-- - Underscores spray eye. - Yes. - Yeah. (laughing) - You just said money that bad amount of money.

And did you say yes? So we really do want to confirm the numbers. - Just say yes. - Yes, yes, yes. - Give them on course, yeah. I'm not giving it on my phone, no. - No.

- No, but just bad. - It's numbers only four numbers long.

“- Gonna beat you in a comm slash last podcast 11, you good?”

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- So good. - So good. - At LP MTV, he's a goddamn genius. Henry, you fucking crushed it.

Julie was amazing. - She's great.

- And we're as unbelievable. All of our judges, like it was a fucking journey. I'm so happy it's out there. The second season, you don't need to see the first season in the Hupagoo and watch it.

It's a lot of fun, but the second season, we really updark gave it, it is truly unbelievable. YouTube.com/atlpntv fucking binge that shit. The last two episodes are a movie, it's so good. - It's an hour and a half. - Co-check it out.

“- It's fucking crazy what was made here.”

I'm blown away by everybody. But, you know, LLD, even though LD's a fucking cune. We're gonna get 'em, no? - Yes. - Also on YouTube, Brighter side is now on YouTube.

Go check that out. YouTube.com/atlbrightersidelpnt. Go follow us, subscribe, and wizard, I'm not, it's a different show.

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We're putting all of our shit out there for everyone to see our big old fat faces. And then the road, Henry and I were in London this weekend, it sold out. Don't try and come, hopefully we can get there.

- Yeah, hopefully we can figure out how to get there. - Oh, oh. - Because we're, yeah, no one wants to try this. - It's super hard. - Yeah, to convince them to fish it in,

to drive back and forth, to Canada. - If you're very hard. - Yes, but we're doing it. - Yes, sold the tickets, we're gonna fucking get there. - But if I didn't come in, they don't worry about it.

London, we're gonna be there. We're gonna try and book some more side story shows throughout the year, crime wave is still available. But also, July, I'm hitting the road. Hard man, I'm gonna be in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania,

New York, New Jersey, New York City, Tulsa with Tulsa and Oklahoma City with last podcast and a left. Then the very next night, I'm gonna be in Plano, Texas. I got shows in LA, shows in Chicago.

Go to edittunes.com for tickets. I'm gonna release more dates soon. I've sold out dates. Come and see me on the road. I love meeting everyone and I'm in a great time.

- We honestly, we can't fucking wait. We have to do in our shows and we can't wait to be out there. Fuck everybody. - All right, fuckers. Hail Satan.

- Hail, Ghana. - Yeah, yeah. Hail Ghana. - You're in soccer. - You can wear it now, I think.

- Yeah, now I can, right? 'Cause I'm officially hailing Ghana. - Yeah, you can wear it, Ghana, now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fuck stupid ass, UK, what they're got there.

Are they winning? - Who knows? - Who cares? - Fuck them. - Fuckin' Ghana all the way.

Go to the Pauli market and vote for Ghana. - Where's North Korea? - They're not allowed down on the way down and invite them. Where's my job? I want to North Korea jersey.

- North Korea jersey? - Yeah. - Okay. - I thought we could make that happen. - Side-saurus, LPOT, LGL, and Ghana.