Side Stories: The Butt-Sniffer Strikes Again

That's one of the cannibalists I started. Side stories. Yes.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.”

Man, back from vacation, and we are rusty. That's right, yeah, that's right, yeah, that's really a way.

You know, it's nice that when we come to work, first of all, everyone laughs.

Yes. Everybody, applause, and nobody gets angry. No one ever gets upset. And the thing, the, the why we do this is for the laughter, and all I ever, and like, because that's all I hear everywhere I go, it's just, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Everywhere I go, I do it for the cassettes. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I like to, you know, keep getting like, you know, these nuggets cassettes don't buy themselves. They don't. They take a fat man.

It takes a fat man to find them really. And we didn't know when we talked about the nuggets, uh, compilations that no dogs and space had just put out entire special about the nuggets compilations. And I find it interesting because they're decidedly not, uh, yeah, and we are exactly. Well, Ken, Ken is kind of, uh, a little bit.

Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, it's kind of. Yeah, Marcus is like, oh, no, Ken's cool. It's like, no, it's not, it's not, it's not.

I like them, but it's not cool.

It's cool. It's cool. It's cool to us to us. Yes, not to children. Not to anybody.

No, you know, who they like, even normal people that are our age should not like, can. You're right. You know who they like though? What? I love the four of it and Lindsey Clancy.

That's more stickin' up for today. Yeah. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zabraoski. I'm sitting here with the ever present ever listening at Larson.

Hello. Listening, learning, growing, changing. I did. I went to, I went to an aquarium and a zoo. Oh, then, uh, what did you do?

“Did you get the all-acquart menu or do you do the chef's choice?”

You know, it's really, I forgot. I think that Panda is best-braised, you know, but they said raised to completion to adult. I hate that. And I fucking hate that. All right.

Cause I like Panda Puppies too. And I don't care when they, but I'm calling them puppies. I don't care what you call a baby Panda. All right. And I'm building, I think.

Couldn't give a fucking shit. I want to pamphling Perogi. All right. If I could get one. Now you're pandering to the Polish.

Hey, thank God. Good morning. So there was a lot of news while we were gone. And a lot of it's really important and some of it is like not that important. So we got like, obviously some big deal news, right.

KVD user, we're a really, really, really vulgar and found guilty, really. Fuck it. Do you want your book? Yes, sure. Kill Tupac or maybe.

We don't know. We know for a fact that he claimed he did. He had something to do with it.

He did and he, he helped orchestrate it and he's the last one alive and so they finally

got him. So they, and he's been bragging about it for too long. They used his podcasts against him with shows that podcasts are useful. Yeah. And he broke books.

He wrote books about his own involvement and then when he finally got to trial the large part of the trial was him going, it was a character. Yeah. I'm a funny, I'm a character. I'm not KVD.

If you say that you killed one of the most famous people in the world for 30 years. KVD said that. Eventually someone's going to say, hey, you know, maybe we should throw you in prison for that. What you wipe people don't understand is that Dwayne, when he speaks, he's rapping.

And when he's rapping, he's KVD and KVD's a storyteller and poet. Okay. So that's when he can't be blamed against him. But it's when he's talking. He's rapping in his mind and it's in his mind.

He's rapping. Yeah. Yeah. That's rap. That's rap.

Yeah. That was happening. He's just like, I'm not KVD. I'm Dwayne. Yeah.

And then it turns out, no, they traded him like KVD. Now, do you think he's going to be in prison next to the sugar? Oh, I hope for sugar sake. Dude, how cool would it be if the two of them had a fucking fight in the yard? I think sugar would have somebody else fight for him, because you know, his eyesight's

not doing well.

“You know, he's got a monical, you should get two.”

That's the problem. That's called glasses. It's called glasses. No, sugar actually can't wait to beat the fucking sugar out of KVD and he's going to find them.

I think that sugar is going to find them and then it's going to be bad for him. But also, sugar nights to scary man and that CT for sure, head for the Arizona Cardinal. Mary much so and I just think that sugar night needs to, I'm going to say right here,

Yeah.

“And I hope that wherever he is right now, I hope he's smile and knowing that he got some”

justice final.

Yeah, I'll finally happen for him.

You know, I'm a quick little update considering when I just said, there was the concussion Institute came out and said, eh, one of four NFL players have CTE. Of course, it's official. We know that now. It's official.

It's official official. And that's just still and everyone. And they're just rocking it. And it's rocking it. So CTE is just the new fun fashion.

Yeah. Well, you know, it's a new season. No one seems care. No one's bringing it up. No one's saying nothing.

No one stopped anything. Children play him, hit me, each other. Yeah. But you know, in the end, we need this CTE, obviously, because we need to create content for side stories.

That's right.

And also, just chicken wings on self themselves.

Uh, yeah. If you're going to sit there and you're going to fucking murder millions of millions of millions of millions of chickens every fucking day, just so we could eat chicken wings and watch football, then you got to keep the football on. Can I also say that I'm, I'm like correct you on that, but chicken wings obviously, they

very much sell themselves. I eat chicken wings no matter what I'm watching. I can eat chicken wings, watch in, uh, surgery footage, I can eat chicken wings, watch in a fucking residential addresses. Yeah, I can eat chicken little addresses for sure.

I can eat chicken wings at my mother's funeral. I'm gonna. I'll make sure of it. I'll buy it. I don't be what I did.

You can eat chicken wings at your mother's funeral. I couldn't eat anything. Well, you never know. You're going to be hungry. I bought a bunch of fried chicken for your father's funeral.

You did. That's how we are. We are. That's what I'm saying. The chicken wings are go, they sell themselves.

Yeah.

“The chicken wing doesn't need an anti NFL, that's what I'm saying.”

My mom's funeral was pizza. It was. And fireworks. We shot him out of her. We stuff a bunch of Roman candles in her vagina and we just ended her up and shot him

about her and she was so happy to be a vase. She was, you could believe it. No, it was after. Yeah. It was after.

So, we have some other big update Lindsay Clancy trial, Ms. Trial. Yeah. So, let's move on to the four of it. What are we doing? We're going to move on.

We're going to move on. We move on. I just think the one statement I want to say about the Lindsay Clancy trial is it's obviously a fucking disaster. It is.

Everywhere you shake it. Every single way. But now there will be a lot more studies done on postpartum psychosis and that's a good thing. That's the brighter side.

We, at least, hope that is to be true. But we shall see won't we because they are going to go out there going to, they're going to do some form of retrial. I'm hoping that there is more talk about postpartum depression and postpartum psychosis in the news and more research done and they better do it.

Why not? Why would have they do it? Because, because they don't care about themselves. Yes, city. They don't like a little of the labias.

They don't want to camp at the labias. But you know, when it comes down to it, I wish her well. So, now we deforve it is out of your Lord. You're going to be a lawyer. Yeah.

Deforve it is absolutely fucked. He's like man, he couldn't be more fucked. Deforve it is going to be a supplant.

“Did some fucking private public defenders like, oh, what would I kind of do?”

Is it David? Now, let me ask you this question. If your name is David, why don't you spell it David? All right, now, do you all want me to call you David? I want me to call you Dave.

Oh, man. You go by Dave? You go by Davey? The problem with Deforve it is he's got no underrolover on. No, he's got no because he did it because he did it and he's going to go to fucking

jail for it. He's going to go very much go to jail and he's going to be sitting, oh my god, what him? Keith, shook is going to produce Deforve it's new album from jail. Keithy D is going to come, he's going to do his verse.

It's going to be fucking awesome. That's going to be amazing. I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't do it. Nick, they're all saying it's y'all, our Kelly comes in immediately just going, pay pay and

a crime, pay pay, I know crime, it comes from God, it's a God liquid, this is the after after after after after after after party. I can't prison wait, I can't wait for this album and it's going to be really really good. You know Deforve it needs.

Ooh, little scrotes. All right, so this is something you briefly told me about, tell me about the little scrotes. I want to bring this up because we were on vacation, we were on vacation, now I took my mother to Ireland, all right, because that was the whole thing. Good son.

I'm a good son, you're a good son, you did it.

She begged, she was always like, I was her whole thing, I said, she didn't beg, she

didn't have fun Italian Polish way of saying, I guess I'll tie before going to Europe. - So what we did was we got her to Europe. - That's amazing. - You know, so we got her to Europe, we went to Dublin, and what I discovered in Dublin is that there's something happening.

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“I want to hear your stories, because I experienced first hand,”

the new phenomenon that's happening in Dublin called, either Lil Skumbags or Scroats. They got called, they were also called to me, which is packs of boys, like 11 to 12 years old, attacking people on the street.

Well, a group of 12 year old boys stabbed a woman to death, the week before that we arrived there. - Oh my God. - They stabbed a woman to death. - Jesus.

- And then, Natalie and I were walking and out of nowhere, we got straight up surrounded by children. We walked, we did a little pub tour, we left our family so we can have an adult time. So we went to go drink somewhere,

and we were surrounded by children,

and the first thing that did was go,

"She's with, you fool, you money!" "She's with, you fool, you money!" Like, literally bully me. - Yeah, no, they're trying to get you to fight them, so you can go to jail.

- Yeah, well, they can't jump on you and beat the fucking piss at you. - If it takes like 10 to 12 year olds to come in, it's like Jim Brown at the end of Mars attack. - Yes, you have to overcome them all. - And then on that foot, he did.

“- I would also talk, but I asked fellow,”

like people in Ireland at the time, what we were in Dublin, I was asking people, like, "What do you do about the little scumbags?" And they're like, "There's a time-honored way "of hand and then let's scumbuck."

- You go, "Get out of here, you fucking prick!" (laughing) - I was like, "That's it." They're like, "Yeah?" - So, you tell them to get the fuck out of there,

you call them a prick, you call them, and they said a bunch of other words. - Yeah, so you and Natalie, you're out, you escaped from the family, right? - Yeah, you're having a nice night,

you're dressed like you and Natalie dressed. I imagine she looked great, and you had some blouse on. - I looked normal. - Yeah, oh, you did, yeah, you did.

- Yeah, you just put it down shirt on. - It buttoned down shirt, but it was big and flowy. - Yeah, it's nothing available in Dublin. - No, not from white, not from an iron. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- No, everything has to be dismal. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're more clearly from out of town. - Oh, very much so. - Oh, I'm an Los Angeles human being now everywhere I go.

- And you famously have a short temper. - Yeah, your doctor has said so. - Now, fuck you. - Did, how did you deal in this situation? - Were you like, are you like, shall I fight these kids?

- First, I was like, I kind of was trying to ignore 'em,

and then I, 'cause I was kind of funny. Oh, no, I laughed. Then I laughed. And so they kind of got more involved with me. Like, as I was laughing, they were trying to circle

some more and then Natalie's just fucking don't even react. Just don't react. - She's correct.

“- That's not what they did, that's what they want.”

'Cause it was, yeah, 'cause after we're truly, I did not have an angry reaction because I was like, it's child that's objectively fun. - One of those could've killed, could've been the old lady killer. - I know.

- Oh, I know, but they killed them mostly. Then, while I was asking a young lady that was our bartender, who was Asian, who had come in front of town and she said, "They really do mostly save their violent attacks

"for Asian women." - They're like, "Oh, interesting." 'Cause it took Ganesium one was stamped enough. - Wow. - By a bunch of 12-year-olds.

- Yeah, it's really intense. Because then I asked the guy, we took a private, it stopped over in London and then we went to Dublin and then we went from there. And so when we stopped in London,

we did a Jack the Ripper tour. - Oh, that's nice. - And truly one of my favorite things I ever had. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

- No, it's one of my first for my mother. I was like, "I want to see where they killed the horse." - Oh, yeah, she was like, "So the horse slept here "with how big were the horse?" And so, no, we went and we went to White Chapel

and we found a man that would do, 'cause I specifically said as I want to do the walk, I want to walk from every one of the victim points. You could see as far as Jack the Ripper win. - Right, so we went all the way through

and our lovely guide was a very nice man who kept saying stuff, 'cause he said that he was previously police officer and he was lovely and he was talking about health, 'cause he kept saying, "I'm sorry for the neighborhood

"and we're like, it's just Indian people." (laughing) - And he was like, "I'm so sorry, "you'll have to do this as yes. "This is the more serious side of London."

I was like, "It's just Indian people, guys." - Fuck it, chill out, I don't know your muscles. - You're lost, but you've lost your fucking mind. - And so he gets out of the car, he's so frightened, everyone's afraid, and so we're driving around

and he's taking us through all these through White Chapel and at some point, I just kinda ask him, I was like, so with things like the little scrotes and scumbags and all the types of a lot of knife crimes, a lot of terrorism happening in the UK and in Ireland

and I wanted to ask, "Hey, so it's like so is cops. "What do you do without guns?" He's like, "You see all I need as my batter."

And the most powerful weapon that a police officer can use.

His voice. - Oh yeah, I know what does that mean. He's like, "Listen, go away!" (laughing) Go away! - I understand though, I do, it does work. People respect, I've yelled at cars and they've stopped.

- That if they're gonna, it's even, but then I ask them

“about, so what do I do with the attack you with the knife?”

And he's like, "Oh, I show the underside of your hands. "The outside, the top of your hands." 'Cause with this, when I'm moving like this, and he moves his arms and the wax on, wax off, like they're like, "They don't know where I'll go."

And when the knife comes, it'll stab me in the front of my hand. I'm like, "That doesn't do anything." And then he was just like, "And then I'll sort of do avert the attack. "I enter into my defensive crouch."

And so he showed this thing where he puts hands over his head and he gets into a crouch. And then they're forced to only beat upon my back and shoulders and beat upon the forearms and beat upon the top of my head. I was like, "You're talking about giving up."

(laughing) You were at mid to one time I was surrounded by five roughions. And I entered into my defense, I don't even think of hitting you in the kid. - No, no, you can't even imagine that's unfair. That's unfair, play, that's an illegal hit.

I said, "We were like, "What are you talking about?" And he said, "He gets into his crouch." And he was like one time five or six roughions surrounded me

and as I entered into my defensive crouch.

They beat upon my back and my shoulders until they were too tired. And then they left me alone. He was like, "You're-- that's up on the path." - You're like, "You want my fight?" - Yes.

(laughing) You just crouched. I think beat the show now. (laughing) 'Cause they got tired.

(laughing) That's a-- - Oh, oh, maybe laugh. But yeah, they don't kill people over there like that. Yeah, I didn't think he would have handled some scroats.

“Honestly, I think that he would have done”

with a stern talking to and he wouldn't make sure they didn't get a lollipop at the barber shop. - Yeah. (laughing) - God fucking knows, man.

So my break, I spent the whole thing. I watched all of monsters of God immediately. It's really good. And it was so good. I was like, "Dental surgery."

And I'm just like, "All right, let's fuck." And let's monsters of God it up. I'm on pills, let's rock. And it was wonderful, as a great show. Please watch "Moss of God" on HBO, it's so much fun.

But the thing is, I've got so excited because they sold most of the animals. A lot of the animals are sold to the city and go zoo. - Oh, dude, they're all so every zoo is complicit. - Every single zoo in America had bought fucking multiple

animals from these smugglers. - I had no idea that they just put their zoo down. - It doesn't, they could do about it. - Yeah. - Because they sold a lot of them to the national zoo

in Washington City, if they all touch, if they touch any one of the zoos, they're gonna have to go after all of the zoo. So the Smithsonian, you know, you can't be fucking with that shit. So they just like let it all go.

They got the one bad guy from the San Diego Zoo, 'cause San Diego Zoo, they said, "Took in like 300 animals from this guy." And so they got like that guy and he was arrested and they gave him like fucking nothing like it.

- They don't arrest him.

- It is the guy in that first episode, Hank Monk.

- Yes, I would tell you. - Hank with his name, Hank, or something. - Hank, whatever it is, he's a fucking piece of shit. - And you keep going, he's gonna be like the best moat. - Hank Maltz.

- Yeah, that's a bad thing. - He's a fucking piece of shit. - Wait, did you kill all these reptiles? That's really bad. - Wait, did you get to the guy from Malaysia?

- Oh God. - Yeah, and some of them treat the people real great. I wonder how the fucking no reptiles are treat. - Dude, the shit hole, the whole thing comes down and he even comes back to the cops.

It's a fucking perfectly done story. - He's guys, he's guys, don't disappoint. Tiger King, chimp crazy, monster's a God. - People are fucking rock. - I guess they all say the same thing

that exotic animals, not only attract, people that wanna keep them, or obviously not. - Yeah. - In a way, I do understand the, no, we know an R community.

We have a lot of snake owners. We have a lot of reptile owners. We have a lot of, so there is done responsibly. It's a cool thing. It's awesome.

- Yeah, it's just interesting that exotic animals have this sort of, obviously, criminals use them as like, both bartering chips and as sort of like, fun things to have in their house.

Like drug lords use them as sort of like fun things to have. We see zoos, use them to use them as a ways to put butts and seats. And people are fascinated with seeing these reptiles. And I understand they're beautiful, they're mysterious,

they're interesting. And I had no idea that they could pack so well. - Yeah, don't do people fucking hide them, all kinds of shit. Some lady got caught a couple of weeks ago,

hiding two turtles in a busier. - Hot. - Yeah. (laughing) - She was just in a lagoon for too long.

(laughing) - Yeah, maybe they just had it. They were both like just chewing on her nipples. - It was like in love and life. - Oh man, but so what I went to the San Diego Zoo,

I'm like, okay, I gotta ask about this shit. I gotta get through the bottom of this. This is fucking crazy. This is, you know, technically by shop. And so I get, I'm walking around the zoo

I take a private tour, you know, I like, went and got the special tour. - Oh yeah. And I started asking, by the end of the tour, you know, I figured they'd warm up to me

“and I'm like, so like, what about the masters it got?”

And they fucking acted like the show didn't exist. - Of course. - And they had no idea that I was like, they can't talk about it. But there's still any of those animals.

'Cause it was 30 years ago. - Yeah, yeah, they're all dead.

but some reptiles live forever.

“If it feels any of those turtles, the turtles would have been.”

- But then it's also weird because Hank won't those take like sort of credit for how many different pythons they quote unquote saved because they brought some to zoo that successfully bread them. But it still doesn't matter 'cause you got them a little.

- These are the guys who are directly responsible for-- - What's going on in Florida? - South Florida being overruned with fucking lizards and snakes and shit like that.

- The problem is bringing predatory species

from other parts of the world to other places that are highly controlled by their own predatory species and then just let them go. - And also anything could live in Florida? - Anything can.

- Anything could live there. - Well, this is made for it. - So it's kind of amazing. - But yeah, so big suggestion, go watch that show. - It's fascinating.

- It's fascinating, it is very depressing. And if you were, you know, I will say that, it is very depressing. - Oh no, Natalie was very sad. - A lot of dead lizards. - A lot of dead lizards.

- It made Natalie really sad. - It made Julie really sad and then by the third episode, she said, "Is it ready yet?" Is it John?

“And I was like, "Ah, God, that's your fucking ass!"”

(laughing) Oh my God, dude!

- At the zoo, I can't believe I forgot to tell you

about this fucking dude. I've watched them. So I'm walking around, we're going to the Benovo cage. - Okay. - And we're told, in closure, I'm sorry, it's not a cage.

And so we're at the Benovo enclosure. And this lady's talking about how smart Benovo's are. And then right against the window is like a lady Benovo. Sitting like this while this dude Benovo's just fucking eating her. - Ow.

- Just fucking. - Look at it. It's fucking. She's like, you know, the Benovo's, they say are very advanced species. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, I'm so advanced, I get my pussy, now work. - Fucking friends. - He's my fucking job, you fucking business shit. Quit looking at me. (laughing) Well, get, quit looking at me, look, I've got to get my fucking

my gun's fucking lunch. (laughing) - Hey man, God bless. God bless.

“They're the one, again, you're going to their home.”

- Yeah, no, no.

- That's her living room.

- I was a visitor. - You were a visitor. - I was a visitor. - You should've been eating her pussy. - You're right, but I didn't pay enough.

- Yep. - That's next. That guy says, that's like, oh, he must be a platinum member. (laughing) - Blah, I'm not good.

- Speaking of platinum members of the local jail, the biggest update this week. - Oh, yes. - Is that our streets are not safe, and even less so are women's butts.

- Mmm. - Collice Crowder, also known as the Burbank Butts Nifer. - Struck again. - Back, oh, the street, you know? - They keep releasing 'em.

They keep fucking releasing 'em. And this time, you went to a Marshall. - Because the crime isn't intense enough to lock 'em up. - There isn't, they need to like, write new laws. - Something has to be done.

- Like something has to be done. - Something has to be done. - You're literally now, this is year three of him sniffing butts, okay, against women's wells. - It's now national news.

- Oh, yes, very much so. - Oh, yes. He likes to get down on all fours. That's his thing. He kind of inches slowly towards butts, sniffs at the butts.

- He was at the big save this time, it looks like. - It was the big save, he's also been at the, that the Marshalls they say. I guess he did it at both. - Yeah.

- He's at the Marshalls. There was when someone, when it started, the viral video that got famous from him sniffing butts at a Barnes and Noble, which shows at least he's a reader.

- Yeah. - You know, and because as we, a lot of people have been making jokes due to his appearance, he's very shrek-like in appearance. - He's not fat, he's just got the head.

- He's got shrek head, he has the same exact shrek formation. - He needs better shoelaces. - He looks like, he's a tiny shoe. - Well, it's going all the way. - He needs Velcro.

- He needs Velcro, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what it is is that we've also jumped about the fact that he can hear farts from 25 yards, right, he can really hear them. We now know the science has just come out saying

that they believe that women's farts are worse than men's. - Yes, there is a report that came out in Vice last year, actually, what it's just getting to us now. There's scientific findings that women have a stinky ear fart than men, but I don't believe that science.

- It's across the board is what they're saying. If you look at the median fart smell of women versus men, women's farts, I would say are probably worse 'cause they hide them more. - They said they say it's a higher concentration

of hydrogen sulfide. - We let our farts out slowly throughout the day. - Because I am all hiding. - I fart and when I have to fart. - As soon as Henry leaves the office,

I'm farting that bitch up. - I fart when I awaken, but I also leave the room. Now, I leave the room to fart in front of my wife. - I try to do, I try to just fart in front of her. - If she's asleep, oh, yo, no, I check to see

- She's asleep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

“- Yeah, yeah, yeah, go back to sleep, go back to sleep,”

go back to sleep, go back to sleep, just to fuck up, yeah. - But yeah, they loud, extremely smelly farts of our women seem to be drawing the butt sniffer out of his cage. - And I might try to read the study. - I know he did.

- Have you wrote the study? - Now, what do we do? - If he wrote the study. - He's the scientist. - Oh, then that's his Mr. Freak.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - If he's a scientist, he's Mr. Freak. - He's a villain, because then he's just like-- - I simply must discover the sauce. I simply must get to the Netherlands.

- He looks like I must go. Where is the--

- I asked they are definetiously a poopoo.

- I'm searching for the poopoo of marshals. The poopoo of marshals are somewhere deep inside the butt over this woman that is working secure. (laughing) - Oh, he's talking to me so much.

- They're like, how does he get caught? How do people know that he's sniffing butts? I'm like, it's pretty clear. - Look how, like, well, it's like, you know, like a cartoon. (laughing)

- Woo! - Woo! - Woo! - He's like, "I need y'all, I need y'all, I need y'all." - No, when peeps, like it's a guy in a window. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, "Yo, you dare.

You float to cross the marshals." - Yeah, yeah. - You don't get me old picnic basket. - But now he seems that he's being held without bail. - They have to! - I don't know. - Dude, I don't do something.

- I don't know. - He's a little freak now. - Dude, I've ever seen. - They, he's a registered sex offender. So now I have a spot on him. - A registered sex offender comes from a different thing.

- It comes from, like, when he actually, like, touch somebody. - Yeah, he's, he's got other charges. - Yeah, I know. - Yeah. - We just go, hold on, not touching you. - He's under touching you. - He's under touching you.

- Yeah, he's a bad guy. - He's at the end. - He's at the end of the time, he's at everything awful. - He's learning how to break all the rules without fully breaking the rules, like, depressing in the United States.

(laughing) He's like, "Hey, guy, that really knows." But I don't understand, like, like, we cover, I show that one video, maybe more of a butt liquor.

See, butt liquors I get. - Well, yeah, I've been there to the place, butt liquors. (laughing) - That's great. - I don't know if you meant that.

- Yeah, I don't know if you meant that. - Yeah, I don't know that.

“- Yeah, I could think of, I think about licking butts.”

- Yeah, sure. - My sacred wife's great and I do that, but that's also different. All right, that's what making love. - Yeah, that's all, that's a whole, you know.

- This is sniffing butts, which is to me, the weirdest one of them. 'Cause I feel like, of all of them, of all the crimes, it's easy to get a proxy here. That you could buy women's leggings.

You could buy women's underwear. You can buy soiled things that smell like things. I can guarantee that butts nipper goes around and offers a woman at a laundromat, 250 bucks or some underwear, she's just gonna give it to him.

- Yeah, he doesn't have money. - But he should work on that. - He should work on that. He should get a better job and become more responsible for human being, you're right.

- You can't monetize sniffing butts. Can we can't really castrate him, his nose. - We could put a face mask on him. - Oh, oh. - Can we cut his sense of smell off?

- No. - I think we got to plug it out too. - We have to use two, like, the use for, what you're hearing when you put it for, for concert? - Yeah.

- Like a ear thing? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's a meant. He needs a year mandate, it knows plug. Or again, this year, I think a gland removal, maybe the median, like chop off like the scent part. - No, that means the happened, it's like some crazy chick needs to be like, oh, you fucking sniff my butt. - She needs to cut it off in the moment and she'll be fine. - Cut off his own her butt? - No, it's no.

- Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, no, leave the butt alone. - Oh, you like sniffed butts? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

The media because like I don't want to be antagonistic but fuck that shit, but I don't think my fart smell nearly as bad as your fart No minor special. Yeah. No, there's something dying in me. Yeah, it's your hope

Dreams a little bit about it, but that's the most important criminal the week. Yeah, you know, and he

Except for this next criminal, which I And just like this is one of those like side story stories. It kind of got handed to us on a fucking big old platter Yeah, I think that we should do first Yeah Announcing the game show

“It's a single easiest job on the face of the planet. It really you just like you have to say”

40 words a week It is that is the job that job. You have to be such a useless human being except for speaking

Yeah, right. We now know that the guy that was the wheel of fortune

“Announcer Jim Thornton do I name Jim Thornton. Uh, never heard of this guy before, right?”

I know what the infinity it was before. You know who the fuck the answer is for wheel of fortune

No unless you're we know partos the only famous announcer. I will say no because I used to have a good one And they used to and prices right you still have a good one What's his name or forgot what his name was they used to have a good one and then this guy exactly Jim Thornton If you're like unemployed or if you're like stationed in the military or if you're in an insane asylum You might know wheel of fortune really well

You might be a huge fan of this of these guys, right? Yeah, cuz Howard Kossel No, these guys don't count these are like sports announcers. Those are Mark Albert. Yeah Game show announcers Game show announced TV because TV yeah, cuz that's you know you can't put this guy in a Howard Kossel

You know like yeah, yeah, Rod Roddy. That's the guy. That's the guy. That's who is a good guy Rod Roddy's awesome

Like that guy right no one looking to Rod Roddy just let me find him like in Rod Roddron, please Yeah, it doesn't So me with a name like Rod Roddy he's probably got some skeletons

“Let's face it. Well, he's dead now. So I think that those skeletons are good and covered in dirt Rod Roddy's like dick-dicky. Yep. Yeah”

Yeah, no, it's bad. That's gives you a gives a bad edge. So what Jim Thornton do he's so he's just he was on a plane Okay, uh, in his wheel of fortune swag jacket on a chat in a chat room called lifeline.net where it's like it's lifeline dot. It's some ridiculous like Lifeline dot chat. Okay, in which they were discussing it Apparently it was a um website doing a chat room

Completely filled with pedophiles fantasizing about the various things that they wanted to do to boys and girls and He was in that chat for 57 minutes on a plane in coach is it in coach? Or at least maybe Delta call comfort does American have comfort. They do they do. It's called like I want to say they call like abugurray Burnt like the whole thing that they there's a whole section where it's like more room. It's called like

It's called fatties on the fatties on and so I'm pretty certain. I love the fatties on and so he was just on this chat bot Right, so this chat room 57 minutes chatting He said he did nothing wrong. He gets off the plane while people do nothing wrong. So well, he's saying in his mind He was a pedophile chat group. Yes, so but what Jim Thornton claimed he did regularly Is it he would go to a thing called chat. 9 a.m 8 lifeline dot org

Dirt entirely different website And I don't sponsor the show. No, not anymore I because I just keep calling for suicides And that's like that's just again. That's just on me. That's my personal life. Okay I do the opposite of Jim Thornton. We're Jim Thornton said that he had a family member commit suicide

So he would go into these chat these chat rooms for suicide people that were having suicide ideation And he talked them down. Yeah, and that was a little thing that he did every day. He was like a part of his life He was better than 9 a.d. Oh, yes, I said he and because like again

I'm always going there and say take more with you

You know like get in there fucking go get more got get more. Oh, why don't you do that on a boat? Oh, why don't you do that in an elevator filled with people, you know like stuff like that

“But he said that that's what he would normally spend his days and the peaceful noble noble”

It's noble. It's something a good man does definitely and so he told the police all of this is a big Ole Miss understanding Nobody knows what they're talking about They just saw my screen and they just decided that I was talking nasty right and the police They I guess they took him at his word because they couldn't figure out probably in that moment How to do it you need to warrant to get the laptop

Yeah, so you need to first you have to do a lot of different stuff before you can even get at it to search it all this kind of things So I'm certain they're looking to put him because they all have weird screen name fuck it. Well, it takes all you have to Set it all up. It's a whole investigation and so they had to go look at it They send all the stuff forward to wheel of fortune wheel of fortune kind of put some on hold

They're like we're gonna take a look at ourselves. He's immediately fired. Yeah, so you're like, okay, so that doesn't look good See what's happened is is that TMZ Which is legitimately one of the they're they're horrific Hey, if not the single best news source on the face of the planet currently. I can't stress enough How much I hate them and how much I rely on them?

And it's true so he cannot use it he insisted that the so we said lifeline dot chat Was not it's not on lawful there's no child pornography on the site and there's no pedophilic content on the site

The client the lawyer came out and said that these never downloaded or consumed child pornography or child

CSM as CSM whether on the on the current commercial flight in May or any other time But the thing was is again is we now have the actual screens that he was Which is fascinating is a bunch of screens of what he actually said and we now know that this is to be true So he this is this is where this is like it's pretty funny in a way. Yeah, his user name is Nicholas

B7 7. Yeah, he's changed his little name here, right and so this is the kind of what he said Someone was asking a way you're on a plane right now

“All right, so what is the first thing is we pretty certain is do we goes by the name Nicholas b7 7 during the dialogue?”

This is when he this is from the this is from page six, right? So this is where we're at now This is so lifeline dot chat is a website which purportedly claims to offer mental health support to individuals with pedophilic thoughts That was this dark web or is this regular web. I have no idea. Okay. It's just regular web I think you can just go on just type that it was just there. Oh great. Oh good. You put in the computer

I had to see what it was we research We know it's fine. It's fine. I didn't do it During the dialogue So here we go. It's the producer so Nicholas b7 7. This is Jim Thornton's account He said straight up. He made an innocuous comment and you could see up top. How Gordon Crowell is quote

Golden Coral is a nice hangout for kids. Oh, and I'll tell you I saw a couple of cute boys And a hot little girl while dining there the day before and he said It was an all you can eat boy-fay so I don't know how this is incurred. I guess people are just like you go girl

So someone just goes like whoa hey to second and I don't know where he just wrote

It's crazy. I'm doing lifeline from the sky When someone replied wait you're on a plane right now. What if someone sees? User Nicholas b7 7 wrote back. Yes exactly. What if someone sees a random sequence of lines on a screen? I love it. I hide the part that says lifeline So it's just a few lines. It's a big middle finger to dumb-man who takes away every other enjoyable activity

“We see elves have also lifeline is the only thing that is an incrementating. Yes”

word wise Oh, dude. You're hiding the one thing Well, it's kind of interesting because the website itself is not illegal, right? It's not illegal. It's just what they talk about it's a forum. It's a forum and so he could do all this up So Nicholas and so someone just said I mean I guess it's not like you're doing anything illegal

LOL Nicholas b7 7 response wait a second. I'll fire up boy moment and start looking at the galleries

Now, so he knows a child porn website by name. Yeah, like just like by riffing He's just and they're all like whoa and someone warned him then. Hey, you gotta be don't you don't want to be like the guy that got arrested Getting off the tube because he had CP as his phone wallpaper Nicholas b7 7 said assuredly. Yeah, all right. I mean truly the fact that I don't do any of that stuff makes me say Fluck it free speech baby

Now, you know, it's crazy at one point. He says burbank baby Well, someone asks where do you live? And he names Burbank. He knows that's where the golden crow was where he goes to watch the boy-fay and the butt sniffer He like might have been in the same room as the butt sniffer at some point. Oh my god This is like the joke or meet no with fucking towel That's the thing. This is our neighbor. The butt sniffer is the least going after full grown women

This is becoming a fucking burbank podcast. It really is buddy. It really fucking is but this guy

“I'm using immediately fired. I just feel like you know what it is. It's the pride in his voice. That's what I don't like”

I don't like the Yes, well, why is wife Suthork maybe in together for 35 years? She's quite the boy-fayers Oh, she really is quite the boy-fay Jim Thornton said he left that page and he hasn't visited since Of course, what's because he says he knew what it was right and then his wife Just straight up to say according to heart. No, I we know. This is his his his attorney

According to Alson Hart. This is Jim Thornton's wife He is an it is an active an in suicide prevention at the advocacy He was quote misdirected to a forum with the similar URL the forum lifeline dot chat by a Quintence in the suicide prevention space. So we're throwing this on Vanna When Jim Thornton shares one should like he asked him about this and it's like this idea

It's like it's not unlawful the website no unlawful child porn or other pedophile content It is just it is just what they talk about and what they love. Yeah

I guess no, I mean, I don't know what it is. It's not great

“It seems like it's like an unmonnerated like chat where they're supposed to like help each other”

But then it just ends up being a place where they just do bad things together The reason why it is an unmonnerated blank chat like that is so they can. Yeah, so talk nasty things in it So it seems to be there is not not not not just seems to not be a child porn website But it is in fact it is a network. Yeah, see, you know, there is like a community of non-acting pedophiles who like get together and have meetings Which I guess is good is that the um oh the they have the one it's the

What's the the GOP convention? Yeah And so these guys go, but these are his whole it's very interesting because it's not even just about non-practicing pedophiles

It's how they get their way towards the stuff so normally a lot of a lot of CP and CSAM is shared by

What's app messages but is literally text the text and also I saw a really fucking inappropriate thing that I didn't understand Was that they will give money to a charity and they get all the envelopes from a charity like like various like international groups And then they'll just use the envelopes Oh, and put CSAM in them and mail it. So it looks like a Wow material from a charity. Oh my god. It's very sneaky they have to be I'm not but not Jim Thorpe

No certainly not he's proud about it. He's proud and he's out Yeah, I love the fact is that group wifi boom You know, at least it shows you you just don't

“I don't know anybody. I don't know man. I think that he's got to go away. How's the I'm chat room looking up?”

I'm not in the chat

He only looked the one time just I didn't even open the chat. He only looked the one time

He only still I wanted to see if it was still there and if I shut down him and Jim Thorpe And had to investigate the website for about 57 minutes in order for them to know Jim Thorpe is a hero He's a hero exactly what happened to be dancing. It's just what happened to be down Oh, that's right. I forgot about that. Well, it's because he'd heal He's because let's just say p-tounds and he's not really on the tip of the tongue of modern pop culture

Exactly Fuckers You know

“Yeah, I'm not I'm not supporting Peter out of a thousand. I don't even know all the details”

He won't come out again. Yeah. He won't. Oh thought that he just lit away in his or thought the ground men would let away You know He only likes to have sex and teenage wastelands Teenage wastelands Teenage wastelands

What else is happening? We got all right now this story is also fucked here's another fucked up story and I want to get your reaction on this story Oh, I will say also the speaking of I did get I have been receiving many reactions from people when I've been asking for them And they've been awesome when you guys send me your actions like even though a lot of the stuff I learned through the Lindsay Grant Plancy trial reactions. Yeah, it's up out of the fact like truly like no. Thank you. Oh, we send us great stuff

Good stuff. Yeah, all right. This next one is another one of those So this this story came across my desk. It is not really All the way out there and I'm a quite certain what's going on, but I want to know if you have any personal connections to this Oh, so this comes out of Philadelphia a guy with the name of Raymond RC Horses that was a I guess he was a pornography. He made erotic are he made a lot of satomasticistic

Pictures and stuff which is again, there's nothing wrong with it, but it's all like getting into a weird nebulous area And this guy kind of had a life devoted to kind of like the seed your side of the world He was arrested several times he was arrested for drug trafficking. He was arrested for counterfeiting Which to me are just fun judge. Those are fun crimes. Yeah, you know, but he It seems he might have been a multiple murder or if not a serial killer

So this is a this story is developing a his son So he died. So RC Horses the full disclosure. He died in 2025. Okay, he died in his 80s He died of a pulmonary embolism and his son who is Legitimately looks like a villain out of a Paul Verhoven movie Was arrested living in this old house that they all shared together in the Kensington area

No filly and those of you don't know Kensington's kind of fucked up right Kensington's super. It's a rough neighborhood Yeah, so they kind of worked. I want to say sort of like out of the way a lot of people didn't even know what was going on in that house

With they believe it was like a lot of different like they said weird liquids weird materials

“Stuff that they didn't recognize in the house and drugs like they had a bunch of weird like do you know why they even like went to the house?”

It was a cool so there was the they're scouring the sewers beneath the Philadelphia house the house that RC Horses died in Okay, because they were looking for the for information on two missing women that were last heard of connected to this address Eugene horse was arrested On the they said that he collected a trove of hazardous chemicals along with this some other evidence

So they basically came and they believe he was also had drugs in the house

So if I get this correct. Yeah, yeah, it's still very much developing of course, but um, so was he trying to like dispose of the evidence is father left behind Essentially it seemed like he was doing that and so I'll note that was found on a drum set up and A threat. There's like a little gallon drum inside the house that said I'm not like fun drums like a drum like a Jeffrey Dhammer drum Jeffrey Dhammer that is a fun drum like that drum. I thought you been like a fun drum like ptounds and drums. No, that's keep boon

He's guitar these next address So acting on a motion according to this note that was found

“Acting on a motion is where problems occur”

But I don't think I told you was the first time it was planned ahead of time The threat was made before you know who came over and I already had a two-foot zip time. I pocket and a drum set up I had been ready in waiting and a damn sure showed no hesitation and it was fun So he might have been Hiding all of this up so all of this investigation ham or it's so this is when it started

So Eugene Horsh was fighting with his girlfriend in a Who it was overheard in a you at a park he was at the outside of independence all a park Ranger over Herd and argument where he was saying the woman was heard saying oh my god, you're gonna hurt me and the guy got involved He checked on them and then law enforcement agencies came they checked on them and they got the woman had a fake ID And so they took the fake ID the one or an ID they did sort of look like herba didn't and they looked at it

And it realized it was the name of one of the missing women that had been missing for a bunch of years They gave her the ID because you kind of looked like one of the checks he killed. Yes, and so she says it insane story this story is fucking huge

“It's you that's why it's like the very very beginning of it and so the she told police that she had used these”

ID because she was trying to get away from some other arrest war and so obviously she had been a bit of trouble before Yeah, but she said I don't know this missing lady But I'm pretty certain one of those fuckers did something to her So the Cops you kind of like fled on them. They led they were led to the felons house where they found all these weird stuff

So they found like it was 120 pieces of ballistic evidence narcotics Disturbing on sat the disturbing on sign letter and also they were another talking about like all this weird stuff talking about Ted Bundy blah, blah He was coughed on firearms and drug charges And so there are still kind of figuring out all the stuff the chemicals But the Eugene came forward and said all this other stuff belongs to my fucking dad

Cut to almost a year later They now No for a fact that he killed people

Eugene R. She the father, okay, so R.C. Horses they found what seems to be one of the first recorded actual

Evidence of a snuff film in terms of well It's a it's a woman being murdered on tape What makes it a snuff film as if it was sold for profit. Yes, right we don't know if he did that or not because he was doing that He was doing a lot of a he did he make it or did he buy it. You know, see no, he's in it He's in a strangling a woman to death. Okay, so he is the coast. He is the star of it and so now

It's about whether or not he actually sold this stuff and this mystery is just getting bigger and bigger and bigger They're connecting him right now. It's like I want to say I'd as of this listening and what I've read It's at like three to four bodies Okay, and they're looking for evidence of this and it could be way more and it could be a huge He this it could be a little house of horse. Yeah, this is gonna be a real episode and the worst part about this guy is that he looks so evil and

It looks evil. He looks like a fun bag. I know what's I hate that he looks kind of like fun You know what he does is that he does a disservice to other guys that look evil, but are really really nice And yeah, because like a lot of the guys that I know in the most evil looking crazy is looking motherfucker Because you know, large humongous. Yeah, truly the nicest man on the face of the planet

Love like large and incredible artists close to boredom, which is birthday

He's doing a bunch of great stuff, but he's the sweetest nicest man in the whole world, but he himself is frightening Yeah, right the RC horse does that where the panda shirts right scared people scary to look at Yes, because maybe the most villainous mugshot I've ever seen it besides Tammy Hall, but he's cute

No, it's like these doing that on purpose, and that was for his drug charging zoo and he got caught with weed. Oh

“Okay, yeah, so he was having fun. He was being cool then and so he was kind of he was kind of a fun”

But he did a bunch of horrible stuff. He's also maybe connected to one of his wife went missing He also had a one and one wife for a long time. They got divorced another wife and him They chew and missing so they believe it. They she's also on the list this story is just talking to a great Robert they just caught in Philadelphia the guy went all those fucking weird bodies in this fucking basement that ain't far from there I know that guy was in infilly. Yeah, it was oh the guy that we covered. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, I mean, Philly, you know what it is interesting about all this part of the world is that I Love all of these really and I know so many awesome intents artists and Photographers and people like and models and stuff that it kind of live in this world and are in this very very part of the world So like I feel bad that these guys are corrupting it because I love weirdos with weird stuff We're nose with weird stuff for my favorite people. I'm one. Yeah, so it's like I want to I want to support weirdos with weird stuff

Yeah, but you can't take it to the next level. I know but that's you can't just start making the stuff guys No, you can't make the stuff. Don't yeah, or don't watch the stuff. There's difference, you know

There's a difference. There's you know, there's always go watch harm movies

There's another guy over in the in I want to say it's in Wisconsin. That's an edguine super fan He was stalking a woman for 13 years and eventually he got arrested and they found like all this kind of stuff It's house yet like you know, he was obsessed with this woman. They arrested her for stalking. He had a Representative of her on a life sized doll like one of those giant silicone dolls that had a Spike choker on it and he put a wig that looked just like her but then he put a picture of her on the wall

So we could fuck her while he's looking at the picture over in the wall and then he had a piece So he said it had a jarry at a piece of John Wayne gasey's brain, but I think somebody if I get ripped him off Yeah, it's like people who saw you like patches of Jerry Garcia's hatches. I think it's somebody But he had a bunch of other bad stuff man, so this is I feel like Gonna be a full episode whenever the story finishes side stories L P O T L a Gmail

I know anybody send this shit to us because I believe I had one friend that did have some tangential relationship to him

Because we've all done. We've been saying this for years. Doggers are photographers are never photographers

Unless they're in magazines We talk about a photographer telling you hey come over my house. I'm gonna do some art shots

“They're Mindy Tucker's a photographer. That's what I mean. Yeah, unless you're an actual capital P photographer”

If the guy just have as an Instagram page. He's not you just make sure you got somebody with you Yeah, make sure you always got somebody with you. I've always asked all my model friends about what they do And they all say the greatest deterrent unfortunately is bringing another big fucking horrific man Yeah, he's a photographer like my dogs are right here. Yeah, and guess what but your dog does essentially right. Yeah, she helps She does help. I like her

But yeah, um, wow, and so but we don't even know Eugene could be in a complex at this point. No fucking idea. Yeah, right? No, I didn't it sounds like he mostly He had to have known. I think that's in his house. I'm gonna put it in this way throw it out It sounds like he's the kind of guy that thought it was real cool that his dad murdered a bunch of people It seems like it and then he used it as a sort of a flex

All I know is keeping a stuff film like you get rid of it the moment your father dies like you don't feel any guilt having it in your home Oh, I don't think you knew we had it. Oh, okay. Who knows who fucking knows? I think at some level You're just he's so a loss in the sauce and whatever drugs. He's on I'm gonna ever fucking skis. He's doing god knows what crimes. He's just guilty of so I think at that point

He's like maybe he even thinks he's so much better than his dad because he never killed anybody

I'd tell you what. This is a good week to buy property in Kensington. Yes, it is my friend It also I was having a talk conversation. I went with my I went with seeing it to a This Japanese-American cultural like moment and we were we got fucking hammered ruin everybody's time Yeah, but I was talking to two how Japanese lovely Japanese men and we were getting really into the idea of like You know all we have to do now is invest in the new climate change adaptability measures

Yeah, that's a new way to make money now is stuff that will lift skitties into the skies and make water nice

“Well, that's you know that's what Shaxas you got to find what people are gonna need and invest in that”

Yep, that's what I mentioned Three people died of burning man there's a foster mama trying to sell her child for a foster child for a monkey listen You don't sell you don't buy a monkey you rent one. Oh, these fucking horrible cops shot

monsters you know the fight they came they showed up at this property and there was cute little like petting zoo donkey

You ran at them and they clipped it in the fucking head. Yeah, they know how to do I just don't understand She's a little donkey. Yeah, well, it's bewildered. It is a little it is just a little donkey, but there are some police officers And I have to make this assumption because with the number of 30 dogs a day in America being shot by the cops

“I have to assume that some cops just like killing animals and I think that they are very scary”

cops are really really quite Scared. Yeah, I mean, you know, they shoot the cutest little thing they can see they are real jumpy these days Yeah, real fucking jumpy and I think that that's uh, it's just speaks to how Week a lot of departments have become yeah because if you can't stand up to a baby donkey

You can't be a cop you shouldn't be a police. It's a petting zoo donkey

If you're that excited in that scared by a petting zoo little baby donkey You shouldn't have a gun now I will say I'm not sticking up for these cops because I hate them and I think they should be put on leave because I shot a cute little donkey named Heha, but donkeys can be dangerous if he's dead off Hitler. It would be okay. No, no I still it'd be the cutest little donkey. They may have a very good if he had like a bunch of other donkeys following him

That I'd be worried. Yeah, but he's got he's getting self, you know, skating straight He's their charismatic leader now speaking of eight off Hitler and Germany There was a story of a German donkey that was on the loose and

These these people tried to they stopped and I wanted to get the same the donkey and so they were there was just like

33-year-old check and she's like donkeys come in by car to come in my car And the donkey like it actually came into work are and they just Beat the shoot out of a frame man. This fucking did the fuck out of her kick. They're a bunch not every donkey Guess what yes, but it doesn't talk about they don't need a shape. They need to shoot a baby donkey They certainly don't really I cuz like how do I say it you can kick it? Yeah, just fucking kick it

“No, I think it was dark too. So like it came running at them in the dark and they just got scared”

Like it's just bullshit honestly. They shouldn't have been in the pasture. No, they had the hop-off fence. Yeah Yeah, that's the meds the main issue. Just kick it. Yeah, that's time You don't have got to light you get a fucking cuz you want to fill a little bit of paperwork. You fucking idiot or A picture if you're out of farm investigating something sometimes all those animals are around. Yeah, the pedic zoo Unbelievable

So I love you. He ha we really do Well as long as he's not guilty of any crimes. Do we have any new listener mail sting? I do I have a really good one from a few weeks ago and Henry asked for a very particular type of a story What's it again? I forget the moment I walk out the room I'm not even gonna tell you I'm just gonna play. Oh, I know what this one is gonna play it

And you guys can hear it all right Oh [Music] Fuck yeah, hell that was awesome Man, I listen to all these listener emails. Yeah, sounds so good. They're fucking awesome

I'm really enjoying all of it and it just makes me think that like there's so many talented people out there

“Why do you have certain people he get it another stone?”

We mean I mean that guy that was perfectly that should be had the radio that's great He's well cuz he took something listen to mail to oh mtv's gone No, yeah, it's because it's the neppo babies. I should get him credit that was branding coin and the barbarians Oh Just down there

Fuck I'm ready. Let us know if you're up for another. Hey. I'll totally go check out your show But I want to hear a listener mail live Yeah, I'm getting I want to hear that song live I was fucking sweet man. This is great. Do we have more of them lined up should we request a new genre? I love that butt rock band a couple more still in the can here, but um you guys can do it everyone

Well, I mean or maybe I'll give them something to just think about and then they could it see what see what comes back

Hawaiian music, you know, I've been listening to a lot of a lot of Hawaiian music a lot of you know

“You did get very I get a get me nice. Yeah, I've also done really in the cow trader”

You know some of you have some vibraphone He loves vibraphone. I really have to be milk taxes. Yeah, you're just talking about like that's the hardest music in the world Yeah, it is pretty hard So let's see what these people got. So there's a vibraphone player out there who let's listen to this show Hit me up. I might be interested in having you

Come on stage of me because I could be fun. That is cool. Yeah, five of her Oh, the guy that had the guy that got rest of her stalking that's kind of hilarious his name was Benjamin Larson More of us all of you you fucking idiot he and her oh end oh And Those ends you really can't trust that much no and the ones with two s's who who who

That's you're fucking good. That's real that's real sweet. This one real sweet. See I'm not one of them My father changed his name. I'm supposed to live show. Yeah, I know you actually take it back man Look show. Go change it back to live show. Yeah, but anything I'll do it to my mom's been named gorsky. That's a good one That is a good one. We've used that for years. Yeah, I've been in it We use gorsky is our favorite. That's like our favorite fake name. Yeah, live skit gorsky. Lift shults. I'm sorry. You prick

Got him. Good So there we go. This was I was this is one of those I just want to hear about I guess I it asked about this a while ago and I want to see what this is okay About turning Jewish into jail. Oh, lift shults. I was in county jail after a night of disorderly drunken Conduct and soon realized that without bail money I would be sitting there for a little while One of the few things you can do in county jail is make your time there a little more comfortable as to request a special diet

Oh usually vegetarian since there is absolutely no telling what they pass off as meat in these institutions However, the kosher diet seemed to have pretty much all that I needed horrible eggs for raw protein fresh vegetables Tortillas passed off as flat bread still not fine dining But still better than the other wall. Yeah, yeah, I'll ever you know the catch is if they claim some sort of belief System and make a good reason or staff would deny your diet request because you know they do this

I'm sending this a hack to for planes if you want a fresh me a fresh or meal get a kosher meal. So I'm a white boy I don't know enough about Muslims except that they really do click up and are just as much of a presence as whites blacks or Mexicans You know typically in jail you just stay with your own color unless you have a reason to not to or like Henry says you're funny See I think I'm hilarious so when I had to tell the jail staff I was Jewish I thought it would be a good punch line for a few jokes. So pretty much everybody in the tier thought I was Jewish

Not a really a problem. There was only one other Jewish guy and he was a strong out drug dealer That isn't till I got into a fist fight and thrown into the hole

“Probably was because of cards. Now the hole is just a long corridor of two man cells and you have to stay there until your discipline is up”

Usually about a week or so the shoe Yes, what's totally crazy though is that this is the very start of the conflict in cousin

Right after the first bombings and literally nobody would shut up about it

When I got sitting in the hole, they put me the one Jew with another guy who happened to be the only Muslim currently in the hole He was also a serial killer. He showed me his paper as it's customer And yep, surely enough 14 murder charges three while in custody He had recently been parole the couple of years prior, but had come back on a domestic dispute with his girlfriend who was almost a quarter his age Really nice guy though the most considerate cell made I've ever had generous

Afflebel and love to have friendly conversations over back to back games at backgammon Overall zero animosity between Jews and other races in prison because they're really isn't any presence Sorry for being so long-winded, but I hope this helps. Well, obviously didn't talk to any fucking nuts

“Yeah, well, yeah, that's okay. I think he kept it to the other side”

Oh, yeah, you know, I love ground news. It's a good it's a good website No, they they just released something a couple hours ago. It says they have proof that the U.A.E. President told Netanyahu 10 days before the attack that I was gonna happen. No way. Yeah, no cool. That's not problem Problems there I'm gonna move on

Mind counter with the shimmer man. Oh I've had a few experiences in life that I can't explain. I also tend to stir things up Sometimes it seems in certain settings. I go I love the world. You all discuss discuss the the cult cryptids UFOs But it hurt. I'm a lifelong skeptic really

But always question these things as I clearly hear you all do all the time, but a handful of experiences just seem to lack one

Like like this following story my earliest one I do believe

Henry called it a the shimmer man or the glimmer man

“It resembles predator when he's in a cloak for you can sort of see it, but it's blurred or fuzzy like someone not fully in focus or maybe in this plan or in this dimension”

Like I said I was a child I was at my great grandfather's house a house that is a long history We found records there that the land is once shared by our relatives along with the freed black family the lived across the field We did known them. They were free people, but they couldn't own land due to the laws at the time We seemed to share the land and the crop yield with one another Another part of the land just behind the main house my great grandfather used to use as his furniture workshop

Which is what he made it used to be a stage code shop and a post office on the old great wagon road that ran through North Carolina This particular stretch was out in the Moravian Bohemian immigrant settled area of Forsyth County just outside Winston Salem So it was summer I was a child playing outside and between the house and the old stage coach house slash works up I saw a figure It was the outline like I mentioned above just as others have described

I watched it move towards the seller door on the back of the house. It looked right at me and

“stopped that's when I had a feeling takeover me like it was talking to me”

asking if I was coming say walk towards it It started moving again through the door I opened them and I looked down the steps to catch the faint movement still of the figure and what direction that it went So I followed even thinking of how curious I was and how I just followed it makes the hair stand up

On my arms and neck just thinking and writing this. I've never told the story to anyone really

But my partner but when you guys talked about this I brush it off like maybe even try to convince myself that it wasn't the same But it kept eating at me So I go through the stark area of the basement and now I'll get see a ways ahead now maybe 20 feet One area of some light comes in from a window and I see a figure Crouch at a hole in the wall and then just like fade blur away a good with a hole

There are little tiny kittens in there. Good night this weird feeling up being talking to tell Pathically comes over me and this feeling voice something communicated like this to me see I told you that you'd like what I had to show you kind of feeling So hard to a fully explain maybe it is it My parents let me keep one of the kittens once they were old enough to be weaned and leave their mom and it was delicious

Yeah, me and me and when we sprouted it it definitely I can't believe it sprouted if we planted that

It was amazing the kid and I picked with a smallest one

Choose my childhood cat and seriously from six to seven year old to me going off at college and maybe 20 21 years old She was there for it all choose a sweet cat. I didn't tell anybody how I found those kittens that day except my current partner He's a big fan too and this was well into my 30s and after we've been together for some time But I've been after that we heard Henry and I discussing it on side stories I don't believe that I witnessed that day and wanted to harm me but if memory service me correctly

I think others have witnessed the same type of being also seem to protect or some kind of guardian of animals Nature's sometimes when it's connected to it. I found that connection ought as well with my own experience So basically these cats were abandoned by their mama and they wanted to just go do it and wanted to show this person So yeah, I want to have cats Did it want the kittens to die and become a little kitten ghost something

“That's fascinating right? That's why that's a nice ghost story. I like a nice girl”

I don't see you you don't hear those is often it's always like a scary ghost story. It's never like guys my friend

No, I like a nice ghost story and it's nice because I think sometimes with the nice ghost stories They are a little bit more believable than the mean ones Yeah, because I think more people are kind of like if it's nice, it's kind of is more memorable Yeah, the only mean ghosts are like you know murderers, right? Sometimes you be mean old bitch mom Fucking old bastard. Oh, yeah, like FDR's mom. Yeah, that fucking bitch

I fucking bitch if I could give my fucking hands on her I don't know anything about her. She's deep. She only had half a pussy Thank you guys so much for listening to the show live every day wondering what half of your pussy works Hey, you're gonna love knowing the fact that you hope it's the top half so that you could make an incredible President and not just the bottom half because then it's spider-man

All right, but not without without without without with the powers and he's because of extra legs And then you can laugh all your way to drop him off your spider leg child to the orphanage because you don't want to deal with it Yeah, that's a good point Henry. Thank you. You got any 9/11 plans? Yes, what are you doing? I'm going to have a big plate of Shwarma

Well, I'm gonna be on an airplane going to Washington, D.C. Well, you're favorite That's right. I'm gonna be at the D.C. improv all weekend come and see me

They're gonna be a lot of fun. They're at the D.C. improv

“Then the following weekend basically. I'm gonna row like every weekend until Halloween”

So and then Henry's with me most of the time as well and Norfolk Norfolk Virginia Okay, not a fact common C S that's gonna be September 18th Norfolk Virginia Virginia. Yeah, it's gonna be at the addicts and then wrongly North Carolina the following day September 19th We're gonna be at the Martin Marietta Center for the Performing Arts. That's gonna be side stories as well

“And then the following and then two weeks after that. I'm gonna be in Milwaukee”

Well, mini-walking. That's right. Yeah, I'm gonna be at the laughing tap with Logan Metz again in Tom Goss

I'm gonna have some fun there that I'm gonna be a Denver right after that in October 4th my first show sold out at the comedy works

They put me I got a second show No, it's pretty good tickets to the leader show that same night. It's gonna be a lot of fun It's my birthday, too. Yeah, go celebrate my birthday with me in Denver

“I got a cool joey's gonna be hosting, but I think I got I got a line on a really cool”

Opener ooh, how is that how be how different are your two shows gonna be?

They're not gonna be that much different, but I got a lot of new stuff I'm working on Okay, that was the one thing I did over break because I thought about my stand-up a lot And I got a lot of new shit I'm working on that's great. Yeah. Yeah, so come and see me I'm gonna work on it this weekend and the we're getting a lot of shows coming up It's gonna be a blast and after that Henry and I are gonna go to Hartford on October 11th and October 9

God, I've been wanting the crosses venue off my fucking list for so long the Warsaw and Brooklyn I can't wait to just show us with you there can't fucking wait It will be Brooklyn all week, man. Yeah, we're gonna be there all week having a lot of fun You know, I'm going a lot of places and doing our thing You're fucking worse. Yeah, Rob's gonna be there, right? Hell yeah, you're gonna put it on the show. I'm coming

Yeah, come kiss Rob at the show. It's only a pure single man It is a big old big old man come on. We're selling them Rob's for sale come on out for cash Cash money you'll do it by the hour. I'll be we love you guys. Thank you so much for listening the side stories We'll talk to you next week. We're back baby. Yeah, we ain't fucking going the way

It can't take us out. Hellsink. Hell um Cal Trader because I've really in this music right now great