Side Stories: The Grim Reaper Clause

That's one of the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. [MUSIC] Hey, Eddie.

I'm so excited, I finally have you here.

I told you I'd like to be a guest on the show, it's so important. Have you seen how smooth my stool is? Yes, I have Mr. Kennedy. Yes, yes. How smooth it is, it's like a ribbon.

Yes, I got to be out of order, you brought it in a tapotware. Yes, that's nice. I think it's a important to make sure that we have any stool. You're going to use that, you're going to put that in your car. Now why is it black?

Oh, this because he's evil. It's because it's literally just his intestinal lining. When I see, I got so many emails about this, people being like, did you see RFK Jr talked about how or GAD's Mac and non-wipable his stool is? And I'm just like, I am, I'm, yes, I'm entertained.

Yes, of course, but I just don't think we need it. No, we don't need it, but it is interesting to just see a man just so happily claim that he doesn't wipe.

That man needs to, he, he needs an animal.

“You remember that from Dracula dead and loving it?”

Yes. That's what that man needs, absolutely. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with the absolutely chock-full of con-based dukees at Larson.

That's right. Actually, not that much dukee because we barely ate. Yep. Oh, yeah. I ate more at this con than any other con we've ever been to. We just got back from mid-summer screen.

What a fucking cool, fun place. Oh, yeah, that was so much fun. We signed a baby. Yes. We full on signed an adult, baby.

Someone brought a baby, they brought it into the, they slapped it down on the table and it started crying. And we had a very cute shirt that they made that said, I wore my concert diaper just to meet last podcast on the left. It's extremely fun.

We just, what a wonderful afternoon. Afternoons, we spent, we spent multiple afternoon, three straight nights. Ed gave a lot of money to John Carpenter for a signature. All right.

So here's what happened there.

So there were these cool people who did these, like, they took a horror, like, scores. And they put them on vinyl and cassette and CDs and I loved it. I got basket case and brain damage on CD, I got the driver on cassette and I got in the mouth of madness on vinyl. I was so happy about it.

Yeah, dude. It was awesome. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, I got in the mouth of madness on vinyl, the John Carpenter. I'm looking at him. He's right there.

I'm going to take it over. He's going to sign it. I'll buy something for you. I'll get a comic book and he'll sign, I'll ask him to sign this instead of the comic book. Yes.

“That's how I weighed in line for 30 minutes.”

Because we were, we were trying to be egalitarian about it because right before the whole con started, John Carpenter was sitting there but he didn't necessarily seem open to engagement. Yes, which is fine. I mean, he's a legend.

He's John Carpenter is actually one of my favorite directors of all time. Yeah. And I remember there was also, there was a skip the line for us but I didn't do it. I waited in the line like a normie and I was like, I'm going to do this the right way. And then I get up there and I'm like, oh, I want to get John Carpenter to sign my vinyl.

How do I do that? Like, oh, you buy his new vinyl cathedral, which is actually pretty good. Yeah, it's okay. And then you also got to buy his comic book and then he could sign two things and then he won't take a picture and I was like, okay, how much is that?

And I said, $165 and I was like, yeah, you know, so I'm just like, okay, sure. And then I paid it and I was like, all right, I'm going to give him the sign. My in mouth and madness. I'll give him the sign. His graphic novel and I gave the graphic novel to Rob because Rob works so hard and he

does so well and he loves John Carpenter so much. Thank you. And then I love you. No problem. I love you too.

“And I got up there and I got on the sign of my thing and I shook his hand and I'm like, yeah,”

from last podcast to the left. Yeah, okay. Yeah. I was like, no, but it's like, we just did a whole series on you and watch your whole catalog. Well, thank you.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

And then I refused to give him the extra 50 for the picture. You know what? And I think that shows you strong. Yeah, I had to.

And then you have, but Rob got the picture. Rob got the picture. But Bill, it was, it was fun to watch Bill Mosley, handle stuff. It was fun to watch. This was the original.

This was the original moment until we realized that we had to spend like $50 even to look at it. Just to touch him. Yeah. And it's like, you know, I can touch enough spindly men.

That's how these people make their nut.

Yes, they do.

“I think it is good that they are able to like keep making money on”

projects that they made forever, go and it's very cool. But man, it is funny how transactional it all is. It really is. And also bizarre. But the vibe is great.

All of the people we met were really kind of put it. I just feel like horror fans are better than other fans. I think 98% of the people I met were awesome. Yes, I think that they are better fans than just normal comic book fans.

I think it's fun in there. I think it's a little bit. It's horny. Comic Con, I have no desire to go to Comic Con. Well, I like Comic Con's.

We are doing New York Comic Con. Well, I'm talking about, I'm talking about San Diego. That thing seems too crazy to me. San Diego's a lot. San Diego's a lot.

We've been there a lot.

“But now that we've been doing bits of more screen, it's just so much”

fucking fun. It's a Bob Gur, the imaginer, he is ancient and possibly old. But he was old the decade ago. Yeah, but he was friends with Walt Disney who died in 1967. Yeah, you're like, man, like a man does.

Choose to close his eyes and never wake up a fucking again.

Yeah, he puts cigarettes inside a hot dog. Yeah, he said, "God, tell Mickey, I'll see him and hell!" He died this amazing. The Bob Gur, he was out there. I saw Dee Wallis, was out there.

Who's the kind of excuse to Adam for Rocky Horror? Oh, you're talking about Brad for Rocky Horror, Barry Bossware. We were semi-obsessed with watching Barry Bosswick handle the ladies. Because the ladies wanted a lot of the way. They wanted to get handled.

Yeah, they did. Absolutely. And then, oh, who was the sound designer I met from Army Adarkness, Allen Hoer. Allen Hoer. I got his autograph.

That was cool. Wow, wow. Exactly. A tiny box. For the sound designer of Army Adarkness, the respect that his name is, John Carpenter's

partner on all of his music. Yes, he was. Not a nowhere near John Carpenter. They were not allowed to be near each other. I don't know if they talked about that.

But Miss Emerskream, if you are on the fence for next year, you got to fucking go. It's hot growing. It's going to be an Anaheim next year. Yes, it's going to be. We last year we went.

We were air conditioning. It was going to work. Oh, my God. That was the thing. It was.

We were. Moist. The entire time. I leaked on many fans. Oh, I was just so mad.

But many fans leaked on us. Yes. Everybody was a wet. It was wet. We were in it.

But, you know, I wouldn't have it. It was like mud wrestling, everyone who loves you, which is what we're going to do. Now that side stories is going back out on the road, yes, we have a series of dates that are becoming a come out. And here is the last.

All right, we got 918 that's September 18th. This shit is close. All right. We're doing it. We're putting it together.

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Rouges do we're going to Polish place we're going back doing this awesome and then we're going to be at Hartford Connecticut at the Webster on October 11th October 24th Redway, California, the material community center for our yearly fuck session. Yeah, and then November 14th we're going to be in Portland, Maine at the aura and then November 15th Broenton for month, the higher ground ballroom December 11th Iowa City at the English. Thank God

We're going to be in Iowa City in December and then December 12th Columbia Missouri the blue note the last time

“I went to Iowa City. I'll always remember. I did the green and gravel comedy festival. Okay”

It was January. I had just broken up with my ex

We were it was the first time I was really single out out in about right? I was where you chose

Oh, I did not choose it. Dave Willis chose it forming your pretty faces going to hell decided to do a Clip show for a while. There was a second we were trying to go on the road. So me Dave Eddie Pappetone We're trying to figure out ways to kind of like do some live shows together. So one thing that we tried to do was this YPF clip show where we would show some deleted scenes some stuff and we like talk and kind of like joke

And when we arrived in Iowa City, it's covered in snow. It's exactly as you imagine. Yeah, and I we get there

And the guy that's running the festival again very nice man. He was like I just want you know We just wanted to make sure we got ahead get the house packed tonight because unfortunately

“Bob Sack it's playing the university, right? So Bob Sack it that night was already playing I think was I was state”

And so anybody that was anybody was at that show of course and so he's like so what we need to do Because big old college town. He was like so I want to put butts and seats So tonight five dollars all you can drink So we said all these did we want to set it up so that all these five dollars all you could drink all the beer They could drink and so by the time we hit stage

For this quiet very quiet three men and chairs three men kind of talking over clips like we had a couple of bits that we were gonna do The audience was the single drunkest group of human beings. I have ever seen in my ever loving life I am talking I don't even know you can get drunk on beer in Iowa. They just did not stop drinking It was the craziest thing I've ever seen people were all over each other to the point where gasoline culture Yes, yes, and there were a lot of cauliflower years and a lot of cauliflower titties

And so Me and Dave were trying to begin the show and Not having it right audiences just it's it's it's like we didn't even begin and then all of a sudden And he couldn't yell at him enough dude. It did it's me any peppetone could not get Attention

That's wild and then they were making everybody like I just saw two people just making out in the front row Right like there's like and not because it was a sexy show. It's me in Dave Right and I love me in Dave, but when you see me in Dave, and then he happens on peppetone You're right you don't first thing you don't do is being like man. That's the triple team

I've been fucking waiting to you know, yeah, it's never that any

Peppet bone oh God any peppetone and even even now he just had his prostate removed And any peppetones talking about he's glad he can't get hard anymore. We're just still my die any not being able to get hard And more it's one of my favorite things of the world good time for him. Yeah, go check about over at any Papay. Yeah, this is Instagram. Yeah, I'm following good tell my such a but he uh his prostate sent in the road as well Yeah, it is definitely

Right now is in San Antonio to in the farmers there So then Dave and I realized we couldn't continue to perform so we just started playing night moves on the guitar I mean, that's awesome. Yeah, and we sang night moves twice and then we walked off stage That sounds like actually a lot of fun. No, it was a nightmare because we were in Iowa City Yeah, because then you still got to go home then we're just in Iowa City

“You should have at least went to the Bob's Agatha show that but that was a lot of fun. I couldn't get in jam back”

Sort of like so loud man. Remember when murder fish used to have those shows over its sound fix that was like it was

It was basically so there was this record store in the back that event you and in order to get people to come to the comedy show

They would do free drinks for an hour only well in PBR just know that open bars Do not suit and live entertainment no it just does it literally every time we were on the show We were also the bouncers. Yes, and we were acting like loud like remove. I would get off stage and like Bear hug people and throw them out the door and then do the next sketch We really learn it to be honest. It was a great run on it was a great

Training ground on how to do comedy in New York City he really wore bars Like when we learned like how to get people's attention how drunk? I'm allowed to get exactly But what's the level what is what what is man? We were that was really important. Those were important times for us They really were but now they are over some fix RIP

“Yeah, I think it's a city RIP. Oh, it was city. Yeah, all right. He's done”

It's not god knows what happens there, but I was city honestly tell us where we should go Yeah, no is there a Christmas market. It's gonna be December We could get ornaments together Henry. Oh, I can't wait. Oh, I got it. Yeah, we've already done that Yeah, we did it in Columbus. It was a lot of fun. Yes, so I'll do it again. Yeah, no Henry and I buying no crackers You listed to the show you've heard that

Fuck you now. We just go to Severn DVD and buy all kinds of movies that are awful God, they do rule with the Severn films go check them out. It was just like a buff Bad for cake. They have every movie that should not be put on Blu-ray or 4k dude. I got this movie called the siege

Steven Don't I don't remember Love him. We love him. He was I love him. Handlebar mustache Lots of I was back again if you're selling near a corner graphic 4k's at mid-summer screen Handlebar mustache

“That is required. I think we trust yeah, but I got this movie. I'm so excited to watch this called the siege”

And it's all about like these cops that go on strike which is really great because I'm really in a Robo cop right now So like it won't show so the cops go on strike and then when the cops go on strike they go to this gay bar

They kill everyone in the gay bar not funny, right, but here's what happened one gay guy lives

He goes to the projects and he enlist the projects to help him kill all the cops It was like I'll take one of those please. Thank you Dude, I got a bunch of alligator movies. I'm very excited Yeah, we just wanted to give you the guy every day basically. Yeah, I see we got new stuff We went to see we got new stuff with the way guys the same stuff and we just kept buying it and kept getting it. I

To me that's the side of maturity because you'd guess what we didn't really buy t-shirts. I bought four. Oh wow never mind See I felt very proud of myself that I didn't buy any t-shirts. That's about five. I'm About two for Julie. I actually know that's not great. That's that correct. I bought the Tusk t-shirt over a creeperama creeperama Look guys Tampa shout out Florida. Yes, I'm incorrect. That's sure I bought the whole thing Good it really was I got a thing in a cycle gorman from them you guys got to go to midsemer screen if you're in the area and you'd like horror movies

It is what a way what a way to spend money and the best vendors

“I think at any con and also shout us to bleach cafe the dude bleached to last podcast shirt for me and brought it back the next day”

Hell yeah, so dope. Yeah, we love this everyone was so nice I think before you think that we got paid for any of this. Don't worry. We lost money. Yes, so this whole thing Literally, but you don't want to mean the ideal merch, but I mean it then do we like broke even But that's not what we do about we sold all our merch We also have the point of midsemer screen and our presence of midsemer screen is because of how much we love horror mood

How much am I getting paid for it? You got paid any in the experience of needing everyone My I got horrible knee problems now. I'm so concrete and George. Well, I'm dead

That's called Pony dude. I mean, I've never had a more

Better advertisement for Hocus my whole life. Yeah, dude I fucking wore Hocus on the third day of my knees are fine guess what we're gonna do next year sell Hocus I think we're gonna put in Hocus dude. I think we're gonna have to get one of those like you know those Matt's Stand on well, that's the thing because I look it. I'm used to the kitchen

And I would always have kitchen mats that I would stand we should have You put a kitchen mat underneath me. I'll be so much fun. Yeah. Yeah, we'll set up a kitchen mat It's such a good time. Thank you everyone again for coming out and meeting us and hanging out of our booth Only free signatures It was cool to do that for people. Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna ever charge for a signature

I don't believe in charging for signature, but I do think that our goal next year's that some unique merch Yes, I think that's our goal. Yeah We this was a good learning experience, but we were gonna have some funny shit for you next year. I can't wait So I'm really special stuff somehow But yeah, come and get it. I love you guys

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Let's time for our get to our first story here. Yeah. That's a that's the new

It's the new transition Fuck my shit come suck my dick Here we go. So this is about a young boy dressed as a clown stabbed an old Person of death. Yeah, that I mean that what could be more of a last podcast story than a teenager Go and dress in a and a clown outfit big

Baggy clown outfit. It was black. It was red. This is my thing and there was a man in the bus stop and he murdered him for no reason Now figure dresses in a baggy black. I don't like the black and red clown outfit I'm gonna go ahead and call that Harla Quinn. Okay, not a clown. Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying because like black and red like that's my thing Is that you're saying a clown wear black when you do when you say the term clown dresses a clown

I assume like more John Wayne gacy style more like Circus clown like this is very ICP coded

“So in a way is wearing a ski mask. Is that wearing clown makeup? Yeah, that's why it's like when it comes down to it”

I just think that's a normal murderer. Yeah, he went. This is a weird. There's a ring footage of him He went to another lady's house and he rang it He rang it looking like murder more looking to kill her and then she didn't answer the door good on her because she would have gotten Don't answer the door. If you don't know the person at the door Special of the wearing ICP gear and it's not one of the boys. Yes

You can let him in because I don't think that they're gonna do bad to you. I don't think what to see people are good people I'm not talking no, I'm talking to the fans. I'm talking about the band itself. I mean they're dirty and they're you know They're gross. I'm talking horrible life Eddie I know again, this is not junkalose I'm saying that is

Violet J or shaggy to dope arrive if it's they're either one of them

You could invite them into your home. It's a foieye. Yes, you can know you there's always that room where you don't want them in

I'm not letting them in the bedroom

“You want some waters. Yeah, that's how I would treat violent J or shaggy to dope”

You're like you just stay right here. I'll get you. You need a phone call great absolutely when we call triple A for you Oh, he does it's hard for you to come. They don't have a hookup for your evil circus fan You know the yellow line on the bus that you can't go past or you know, you'll get arrested by the driver I got one in my house. It is right where the living room is Right where the living room is to be like violent J love your energy, man

So leave the dogs alone this kid is 15 year old who did this crime first off. They're keeping his name a secret

Which is very weird. It's because he's a minor. I guess but so many times are like this child James Frank killed his family

You know, but this time they're keeping his name a secret. They're being classy. Yeah, I guess, but he went to the when he went to the ring door Not the person he killed he goes. I have a gift for you and then they didn't answer to that

“That's my fucking problem with this. It's like in the end really is that it's on the original. Yeah, like I feel like he could have done this many ways”

I don't like that he what you know what it is when I see an evil clown costume on you and you're murdering people It feels like when they make the NFL doll too creepy on purpose. Yeah, like no, it's creepy But she's a ragdoll dude. This guy doesn't understand if you just wore a regular regulation clown outfit That's a way scarier. Yeah, like this is the I don't buy him I don't think he really wants to be in the evil circus

Well, I don't think he wants to join the mayhem carnival. Well, he was just trying to kill old people too

I know, but you could do that kill children if your dress is a clown exactly Eddie. Yeah, it's another thing true if he was going to scare old people You do it this way which is truly my favorite story of the week which is a man dressed as the grim reaper Yes, he stood on top of so all right. This is the thing. He can't tell this guy's a villain or a hero I like him. I like him is a necessary evil also TMZ don't put any more fucking AI images at the top of your articles I'm gonna stoop I'm gonna freak out. All right TMZ you're already bad. Yeah, you're right

You're one of the best sources of news sadly in the country But this is fucking bad dude You gotta stop with the AI I've seen that on their page and it fucking sucks and it looks stupid Yeah, of course the say I we could you know what any it could just be normal photoshop, but it's probably Yeah, I look a shorter arm is and then they gave her a big bicep for some reason

You know what because she's been flicking roll ass b and it's a big one Big old Twinkie doodle. Yeah, it holds a bunch of potatoes Freaking food. Yeah, that's a wine set. What are those big hot dogs called not worst. Yeah She got a not worse down there. Yeah, you know what I'm saying Jewish

That was our delicious I love that his name is Leon Galeth it's a good one now. He was standing on top of this hospital So we know I sit across from the hospital was it across from the hospital? Yes Yeah, because that because the people in the hospital in the beds would look out the window and see him standing

“I think on top of the parking garage. No, it's pretty great”

So he's that there. It's like it seemed to be he was across from the hospital for an hour. He was up there. He had a safe He was waving it back and forth and pointing at people now when they came to arrest him because they called and they arrest them This isn't UK by the way. They came and they arrested him and they He said oh, no, oh, Grim Reaper. No, like what do you mean you're not a Grim Reaper? Leon Grim Reaper and he said he's like no, oh, I'm a crow. Yeah

You want to use that? He was a black bird or a crow. No, he wants it. He had a sight. Yeah, you know You were clearly the Grim Reaper staring at a hospital It's the funnest thing funny about it. Just be you know, don't sit there. Now you're saying your guilty

Oh, I'm an asshole and I'm trying to get away with it. Yeah, I should have just owned it and be like what you're gonna stop me from dressing like the Grim Reaper

It's there in a hospital. This would be a really good opportunity to pitch something much like the film the Santa Claus Or the original Grim Reaper falls off a roof and then he's found by a local young man And probably this is a phenomenal story. He then has to become the Grim Reaper Copyright boom done. He's them the Green River and then his job is to kind of do it his own way And he's like, oh, you know, and maybe this is what happened with Mitch McConnell is that the fact that the Grim Reaper visited him

But like he died on the way to see him at the hospital Yes, and that was a problem. It put him put Mitch you cut off the parking garage across the street from the hospital Yes, and now Mitch McConnell's hovering between because there's no one's there to fill the paperwork

Because they just sent his brain stem home

Do you see that they just sent him home? Oh, yeah discharge them. Yeah, we'll quote it quote discharge them discharge It's also what's fucking coming out of him at all times not a video of him leaving a hospital Not one of them you can seeing a sitting in a wheelchair waving saying I'm fine. Can't wait to get back to work It's an earner thing. They'll put the earned to the house. Yes, yes, and the earns gonna be voting and it's it's gonna be very nice Like if he's already dead. Can I kill him again? Yeah, thanks. Yeah, no problem

“But the Leo Galespi he went and he gave these people a thrill because I think it would be so fun to see the Grim Reaper before”

Mm-hmm because then it really like affirms. I don't want to see a ton of light You rather see the Grim Reaper than light horse. Well, I think light makes sense Because it's just your brain dying your brain shut down. Well, you got an influx and empty stomach Your brain floods with like DMT and adrenaline and all that kind of stuff Then allows you to hallucinate and you know as you die. Yeah, so that it kind of comforts you would leave

Well, I'm from you know from what I have been told by my father who died twice is that There's nothing you didn't know he died. I also feel that there was nothing you dad You don't think there's any light or Grim Reaper waiting for him. That's why it was just so when they're to collect him They're like if they're like you have to go back to earth because we're just like no one cares to collect you I think that what you're trying to say about my father. I think it was just like

We're super busy right now. It's COVID Yeah, and I think that there were super busy right now and honestly we'll get back to you I feel like it's one of those when your dad died You know when you cover up the You call and they're like you can put your phone number in and we'll call you back in

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“I think that's what they did to your dad. Yeah, my dad woke up and the nurse came out to him and said while night last night”

And then he said when he's talking about she's like you died You were dead for six minutes. I don't need the nurse making fucking jokes about it Why you'll night last night and I asked my dad. I was like, hey, so you see anything and he said there is nothing God, he was so happy to tell you he really was he was a staunch atheist forever. Oh, yeah, and he was just like guess what the best spot Don't blip this fucking ready for it. That's all I want. Then how you did talk?

No, he was famous. He was more a hit of voice like mine actually how you can't do you do an impression of your father? Not really. Yeah, I can't it was I woke up right there. She didn't talk about. Oh, Eddie. Why don't you vlog of Eddie That's more of my mom. That's one No, I remember your mom. Hi, I mean It's me, Eddie. I'm in heaven

That's no, my mom was very very kind Except for what she hit me. Well, that was different. That's your job. Yeah, that was you know Fucking John he's coast woman and from the 80s and they had their children and we still love them anyway for some reason The key about an east coast mother is that she has to hit you and then in the crying of her apologizing for hitting you has to Actually be worse on her hitting you. Okay. That's the rule. The rule is the apology has to be more unpleasant than the abuse

Yeah, you just have to get big enough that when they hit you. You just laugh at them

“I think really that honestly that was my biggest weapon is when my mom would hit me and just be like”

I'll tell you what my mom it always hurt really she's real strong. Yeah, she's got strong little hand. My mom five four

And I was a beast back then when you were talking you're all jacked. I was all jacked up. I kind of like getting hit of course Yeah, I was it. I was the time of my life and I was just like let's fucking go, lady. Let's see what you got So you just like would tackle your mother. Yeah, plow through exactly. She's actually defending herself. Wow, cool. Yeah. Wow Wow, that's I say this so let's talk about real quick this I think again Leon Gillespie He was arrested given it 200 pound fine a let go doesn't matter. Yeah, okay, it's over these people are gonna be dead soon

I know if someone was doing it so I would if I saw if I went to the hospital to visit someone and I saw someone doing it

“I could confront them and make them stop it doesn't mean it's not funny. You know what it is”

I feel that if I was sick in a hospital bed, right? That's different if I know I'd laugh I would laugh like that would be hilarious like that's like the thing that nobody understands like they should do that later on

When our generation is finally in hospice like I would laugh my fucking ass off if they had a grim reaper coming through the hospital

I like literally meeting everyone like see you soon It's a good book just like crossing names That would be the fuck I mean I have fucker try to take me fucker like I would be so funny watching for a james Tops and I like that James Tops and you can change

Tops Can't have a sense of humor at that moment in time, dude

Your fuck does it is man like I got my thing is that I'd rather be laughing because you know laughing you're crying

Yeah, so yeah, and that's funny to me also send a stripper through Yeah, I mean they do that they should do they do that well, I don't think the hospital does but people send strippers to the hospital I know that I don't see you could I mean they do it don't worry about we were talking about hostbice But I'm talking about real life. No real life. Yeah. No hostbice is your thing. That's different. My thing that's your thing There's a place called chesley trust back in the day that did used to bring in strippers. Yeah, you people dying people are

Hyerable. I love this my hospice patient hired an escort as his caregiver. Of course. Yeah, why not fuck yeah, dude Stroke that dick brother buddy. Then work and if you got cancer riddle your body your dick still works fucking god bless Um I'm looking through our stories. They're all kind of like today. There is one that I feel like that's a precautionary tale that we should tell people about The North Carolina couple this is super this is a lesson yeah that I want to this is actually kind of

Almost a serious lesson. Yeah, so

Two people in Burke County they're facing first-degree murder charges. All right, so if they shot two people. So

Dalton Barry

“And what seems to be his partner the the suspects are dramatic props a Tasha Lewis. Yeah, right?”

So the murder victims are Carla and Raheem Murray. They were in the morganton hemp They both worked in morganton hemp. Yeah, right some some really gross We'd store out there and they both Carolina's trying they are trying and so these guys were the Murray's We're happily talking about a

large inheritance that they were gonna receive $75,000. Yes, and they were saying that this was coming and they were I would say almost bragging about it. Yeah, they were excited and they weren't smart enough to keep their mouth shut. Of course not and so what happened is that they invited a A person by the name of Jamar probes. I guess he stayed over the night and they

Seams that then they left the door open. They were hanging out. They talked about this whoever was staying over in the night left the door open so that the other could come either Tasha right believe it was Tasha came in they shot them in their sleep Right the murder them in their sleep then used their faces to open up their cash app on their phone on their phone and sent 19 grand to themselves from the cash app is just so easy to get caught. Well, it's because

not everybody is a master criminal and in this story it seems that the desperation took over Yeah, and they don't quite wrap their heads around the idea of evidence or invested get fact that they're even gonna investigate it or the fact that when you create a type of bank information attached to it like it's a whole thing. So it is super easy. They then buried the

bodies it's just fucking the lesson here is if you're coming into money and you're I mean not to be an asshole if you're into like a poor neighborhood specifically truly if you're in a poor

“neighborhood because like that's what's hard is that but I'll say across the board you never know”

people will come after yes the idea if you say the words I got free money coming you're going to get the attention to somebody that is not gonna have your best intentions in mine.

a bunch of money to themselves with the cash app but they will annoy you oh yes you will get no this is my pro tip if you're coming into money if you got an inheritance if you win the lottery if you invent something that you maybe there's not a direct trail to you if you make a nice app that makes a fuck ton of money the somewhere they're like kind of one of those things it comes it's especially like lottery inheritance yeah say nothing yeah just keep living your life comfortably

just some money just get it a little night just upgrade your car change nothing change nothing except for yet little tangible things unless you make that big all fuck you fuck you money and

then you just leave wherever you're from disappear yeah never don't tell anybody yeah that you

got that money ever make and because also here's the line fuck you money's not until 10 million

“you remember that fuck you money one million means nothing i mean 10 million you can put”

half in the bank and that will make you go for the rest of your life right that's where 10 million's the number if you've got less than 10 million don't kill everybody yet yes that's the problem that's the key so somebody what's your amount to kill somebody for ready to kill somebody i mean nothing i i i would never do it well i would never i mean i would kill i mean it would have to be a crime of fashion well yeah i wouldn't do it for money i would never do it for

money my passion for money would be the reason i don't think i don't think there is a number like

it's like because the because the fuck i got a billion dollars i would just like try to help people

well billion dollars is fucking unrealistic exactly and like in the hundred million i'd skied probably kill somebody for i see i don't care see i do it just for the sake uh like i take that

“money and then i'd buy the kill dozer with it and then i get all the reason i get a kill dozer for”

fucking forty fifty grand probably i don't got that's if i'm not building it that's if i'm building yeah oh yeah you want to buy a kill dozer i'm going to need to get somebody work on it yeah i mean i get a kill dozer guy you need somebody can get all the parts you didn't got you know union welder two fifty i'm thinking now two hundred fifty grand a real proper kill dozer okay five stories l_p_o_t_l_g_m_l_.com if i can get two fifty grand can we build this together yeah

well p_n_ themed i just want to take it over i want to take over small town is a world's biggest battle bot that's it that's all it is that's all we're doing over it but yeah so i don't tell

people if you make a bunch of money because never let's kill you in the night never tell them keep

it's yourself just take the money and just just just don't don't do it i know it's it's fun to do it's fun to brag yeah but don't do it oh you're in good shot the face all right so who we looking at here um press hillton we could talk about slightly it's a fucking story to say about this man it's just like you live this life but then it ends bad i mean like and like i don't know what to do about this so those of you didn't like the man but this is awful for those of you

that are not of this generation press hillton was one of the original snark bloggers of all time he used to terrorize celebrities and he used to like draw common them and he used to draw like you know draw common all the pictures he used to out celebrities that were in the closet he used to make one of his character in picture of her vagina when she was 17 yeah he's uh he was one of those original original trolls and i got a lot of people there's a lot of people they you know

to controversial story because press hillton i guess last week went live and in touch talk on TikTok and he uh straight up uh did a buffalo bill style he was guy saw the stills from it i was like trying to find the video of it i couldn't find it but he was covered in blood uh completely naked you could see his penis he wasn't himself a bunch and he basically threatened to commit suicide now i believe he has hospitalized i think there's a big character in florida yes um just so his real

name is fucking mario uh which makes sense but he he got this he did think about him is that like i am i'm one of those i get it i'm fall troll right i'm i'm with you i'm i'm one of those words like i i i i understand you know but you're not selling pictures of minors the vagina no because i'm on a fucking criminal but i'm i'm a guy that understands that a part of my existence is going to

“make 30% of the people who listen to me angry yeah and i like that that's what i live for that's”

part of the uh it's part of what makes this so peelable but also i like to entertain people i just want in the end even though i am defending these people i'm mostly really in my heart of hearts want to entertain them yeah but it doesn't tell jokes no so press hillton i think for a while

hard at Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan and all that kind of stuff and now we're back in a mean place

right now we're in a mean place again and i just find it interesting there's still a lot of people who are nice now back then i thought like almost nobody was nice well yes it was we were really taken because it was we didn't see the repercussions yet no we didn't understand but now it feels like people are still making fucked up money being extremely mean yeah extremely unfair and exploitive and so you think the press hillton would be doing really well in this time period but it seems

“that he's not and i think that it shows that if you live an essentially morally bankrupt life”

eventually it all comes around it's interesting because it was like him and TMZ were like head and head they were both justice popular as each other at least when i thought they were sort yeah and then and then at some point Perez kind of went crazy and TMZ went a little more straight edge yeah and well now TMZ is it's in Washington DC technically doing some of the better investigation reporting side the city right now even though they're fucking the people at TMZ

are monsters they are monsters please do not miscount true are are the way we talk about them

is being nice about them no they just do they just get the story they're the first person

with the story yes they get the story they're not they are not i don't want want them and i don't want to ever be a center of one of their investigations but what they do is they get that information fucking fast is hell yeah and it's evil sometimes yes sometimes celebrities die and the person they find out they're fucking family member died from was a TMZ person of course and then technically Perez Milton he tried to apologize i guess earlier this year he was

“trying to apologize i guess i was the big deal is that that's why he's now he's doing this but”

i think this problem is it no one wanted to hear it to me it seems that as a apology didn't take and then he's deciding to do something else that is i'm not going to say it's disingenuous i mean yeah i know i'm sure it's genuine but at the same time it's like all right you're sorry i don't give a fuck you don't have i still vote that mean i got a like you no it's like you can change your mind yeah and you can try to change but you still did it but also just because you

apologize i says i mean people have to accept it yeah you know and so i think he flipped out when people didn't immediately accept his apology and then now he tried to do a thing and yes i do thing he needs help but we shall see how serious the attempt was i think the um the real villain here's tick-tock oh that's just leaving the fucking but they cut off live streams when you're like

“when you're filming an ice officer they'll fucking cut off the live stream dude we're starting”

he's slicing his own throat make keep it up we go ready to pass some other points dude straight up we're past the point if we're thinking there we're going to get any form of accountability like we're not getting any accountability on the corporate side for another like five years so just we got to get rid of even just that idea like if you look at chat GPT what opening i is doing all of these things we're like they're we are we're outside of the accountability era

right now so we just need to get we just need to survive this next five years of what's the over the on the chat social media rampaging yes because there are i mean like there's seriously we have an article we didn't even bring up today because it was so thick with chat GPT fucking influencing a mass shooter well that mass shooter dude just constantly begged all he did we read a very interesting article from i forgot which publication this was from it was from other

Jones about the mass shooter at Florida state a Phoenix ikner and you could see this person was openly talking about suicide call themselves an insult was constantly talking about the other mass shooters what they did what would the effect of him doing a mass shooting at FSC would be like right and the thing is about open AI is that it is it's sent all these messages

being like call 998 no like all this fucking worship but it's still never just called the police

yeah if the machine had any form of regulation inside of it the second someone said they were playing a shooting it would call the police themselves yeah or even asking about it as someone who Googles horrible shit all the time fucking check me on a two i would love to tell you i'm just working but also they do you know but we don't talk we not talking to the fake thing in a box chat room yeah we're not pretending we're friends with it yes it's we're not it's all fake i do

large language models are fake yeah they are fake there's nothing there there is a no ghost in the shell it's like the opposite there's nothing in there so you're just letting it reverse like say the same things back to you over and over again and just because you're training it to be your friend

all this shit done because they even had meetings in the mother drone Jones article it talks about how they had already flagged him they had meetings about this dude they just didn't do anything because that would mean they would have to do something all the time yes yeah which is fucked up but meanwhile we're just dealing with cops abusing flock cameras to follow their girlfriends and shit or like or women they're attracted to or someone just trying to drive over to a cooler

state to buy weed and come home yeah it's just all like so just just so you know we're just going to have to make through the next five years and I just think that uh when it comes to somebody like Perez Helton couldn't happen to a nicer guy so we'll see how it goes I hopefully he gets the help he needs and maybe he can figure who shared out you know God fucking knows you know I mean there's gotta be I do believe depending on what you've done in this life there does need to be a

place of redemption yes for people yeah I don't think I mean out for pedophiles as far as I'm concerned but I do think there needs to be a place for redemption because what's the point of anything well yeah if you're gonna have prison there has to be redemption yes that's the thing you

“know it's just like if that exists then you have to let people back in the society this could be”

his redemption moment if he could figure it out for himself but I'm still not never gonna like him

he doesn't matter you got a he's got to like him yeah pros Helton's got to go away and he needs to find a thing for himself yeah I don't really good luck yeah I mean well yeah exactly so it does a tree fall in the fort if tree falls in forest do we hear it exactly who fucking knows how these people look at Rachel Dolezole who's now becoming who's now Nikesh Diallo because now she just became a sex coach we're gonna talk about this next week all right go ahead but I want to come

in the next week that's because Rachel Dolezole you know how much you love Rachel I know you love Rachel well I know I'm sorry her name catch Diallo catch yeah yeah she's African

oh but here's what I here's what I want to talk about this is an old story that I've never heard about

and I don't know how true it is but I love it and it's unbelievable between 2002 and 2012 I this comes off of I literally got this off at Instagram so I hope it's not fake six people were killed in the Philippines videokey bars over renditions of Frank Sinatra's my way all right it was so basically what would happen is it's it there's so intense with their karaoke

“over there that with people would sing my way off key people would shoot them and kill them”

well you know what it seems like it's kind of funny because it is real the my way killings are considered real there are social thought phenomena in the Philippines and it seems that it's not nobody's saying that it's my way specifically it seems to have happened with my way specifically because of the nature of the song yes the song is a selfish much is my cheese mo standing up to the world I'll always be haunted my my way because I always

you love it song well no the song I love is that's life oh that's that's right you like that's life the thing that my way is is it's considered a satanic anthem but my problem with that song is that I'm always I'm haunted always by the the always remember 2016 in the election when Trump and Melania

were doing the fur their first dance was to my way and I'm always been I've been like haunted by

that song ever since because it's just like watching them do that dance was like me realizing like oh we're thought yeah and but this is a this is very interesting because it is true it seems because the number one my way is a big all like I did it my way so it's like it's really obnoxious it is a fucking it's a crowd clearer yeah if you do it wrong but a security guard shot someone named Romia Beligula back in 2007 for singing it off key that was the most famous one but yeah apparently

it's because people were sang it off key and then now you can't even find it in most karaoke bars in the Philippines because so many people got killed singing my way they didn't pull it out this is really interesting this is like there's a whole article on this that I'm looking at this right

“you have to like do something like follow up on this like there's a whole breakdown this is a really”

funny there's a whole series of karaoke rage murders it's crazy really yes and August 2007 I hate karaoke I much rather just listen to the music I do love it I will go do it and I will participate if it's at the bar you know whatever I will be a part of it I'm a performer I'm not that big of an asshole but if I'm just chilling and I go to a bar and there's karaoke I walk

but these the killings connected to singing the song may simply just say I love this one explanation

“is that my way is just extreme when he popular in violent environments yeah I hit the song”

in bad neighborhoods the song my way is sang more and so that's like that's really a funny idea but look at this dude China in 2012 I killed two people the meat cleaver doing the song it didn't like in July 2013 American was stabbed the death refusing to stop singing in Crabby Thailand and March 22 oh yeah that's right I forgot about this as remiller got ripped flip that a karaoke bar yeah yeah if I could flip that a karaoke bar that's pretty great dude how

about the guy in Thailand who shot eight people to death including his own brother-in-law and it's dispute stemming from several karaoke offerings including someone repeatedly singing John Denver's take me home country man I love my song but six times in a row I just want to hear John Denver I don't want to hear Henry but it is a I love this idea of people because it's true I just think people are liquored up

I think it's a motionless place to be in your vulnerable it's people who don't perform

you are performing I'm always really care the one time I ever time I go to karaoke there's

like four people there who fucking really really care yeah I'm one no you're not well I don't

“get upset you know there's people it's like that's what they that's their thing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah”

and no I'm not I'm not I have a life yeah yeah no I like to do other things in my life I just really love karaoke when I do it I fucking do it but I will say how many times is one person allowed to do karaoke in a night three times three times right that's I feel like that's safe that's a good safe limit that is the maximum amount of songs a singular person should be able

to sing you're incredible and people are begging for it no one is no one is no one is because they

know because you want to sing because it's not about being incredible it's about being it's about using it I will say Henry is amazing of doing natural woman I do love my I love karaoke but I have found that my demos are my demos are sliding away from me buddy yeah no I I say blueberry hill recently no one knew what the fuck I was doing I went in there and I was like what all all that no one knows blueberry hill I went to go sing heaven let your light shine down I

collect the soul okay that's not even that old no it's fucking brand new song I went to the karaoke bar surrounded by zoomers and I was doing because it's one of my favorite things because I was one of the first guys up they're singing right we got there kind of early so I went up they're singing and I kept going whoa whoa hey let your light shine down and then when you got to the part right I was doing the damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn you're I was trying to hand

“the yell over the audience like you should yeah yeah because it's a part damn damn damn damn don't”

you're all and then when I went to go do it these zoomers are staring at me like I'm a fucking police officer like look at me and I was like you're all you're all you're all you're all you're all you're why aren't you singing you're all well you're all not bound damn and down you're all nothing not to be

you know we're going to go to a full I've never bombed I've never bombed and karaoke before

really it was one of the first time I've ever bombed and karaoke and I felt like I felt like Elon Musk dancing I felt like how did I get here why am I like this this shouldn't be like that you know how collective soul feels you know these kids man you know they were getting out I know but whatever you know these kids are not as smart as they used to be for instance this boy in Arkansas is a football player he was playing it was a prep football practice for two hours before

he realized there was a rattlesnake in his helmet now God damn it son I don't know what I have I don't know what I have no deer to get thirty you all right there's an active serpent next to your brain I don't understand son I don't know I know I know son there is two mice running around your shoulders yeah I can't it's like my helmet doesn't fit right today

you put it on you put it on you put it on you work God fucking damn it so it's a foot stick son I need you

“how in the living fuck are you gonna run the fucking rush program against fucking magunca stay”

on you can't feel a rattlesnake in your hair the steak was two fifths as long as his body body I got to say your situation awareness is at a zero I need you to pump it up are you even aware I'm talking to you right now son are you even you know my name son what's my name well your new name snake head just guess what snake head you're about to do fucking you're about to do 50 pushups okay I'm gonna put a snake in your back all right I'm sick and tired you're gonna eat

the snake in front of me I'm gonna take this take out you're gonna smoke the entire snake

ride in front of me in your mother we're gonna get it out now you smoke the whole fucking thing and you be sick got damn it snake head damn it snake head I just snake head why are you get out of the gully got damn it snake head if you weren't six foot four I'd fucking beat you to death myself all right but I need you I need you the big old house is gonna take you somewhere we need you're gonna take us over with a tackle we're gonna take you to a toddler I don't care for snake

man there is this big old kid we used to play with we used to call him dump truck and he was so stupid yeah and then one day he won't get the name dead dump truck by being a fucking engineering he was strong as fuck man but he loved his nickname dump truck and one day he went to the barber to like get it like shaved into the back of his head and then he came back and it said dunk truck and he's got this when he told him to run for him so the barber didn't know he said

dump truck he thought he said dunk truck yeah I guess whatever he showed us all his head because he thought it said dump truck but it said dunk truck that's pretty great oh one of the great moments of my life yep and now he is the engineering general of the state for no it's funny is like don't

“remember his real name no because you shouldn't he's probably dead there's no way he's alive”

but that's the kind of kid that ends up with a stake in his helmet oh yeah damn it's son all right we're right now we're time for this and we're right now it's time it's time all right so now do we have a new stinger yeah okay I understand it's good but I hate it

it's extremely well made it we're very talented person you're very talented I hope I never

hear it again you know it's just that that's very gurney coded yeah it's very now because Kelly sends me lots of videos now which I love because you know we'll go back and forth on Instagram but she sends me the new thing has been emo covers of phantom of the opera songs okay it's like a whole thing of that oh no now I just know they're horrific I just sent him to Natalie to annoy her yes because we're both phantom people she anima person no she not like we do just to annoy her yeah because we

were phantom people that was that was falling into you from Pennsylvania he sent it into you guys one a different one I got no no I was a different person he did great work he nailed the genre that's exactly how exactly how that should sound yeah no they nailed it I don't want I don't want it to be thought that I'd said it sucked I just hated you know we need you know what we need in response to that one I want a collective soul slash yeah Alison chains version oh yeah

“that's what I want but rock yeah I read that I saw some clip on the answer some some podcasts”

was talking about the idea of their favorite butt rock guys you know what but rock is butt rock but rock is stuff like um uh creed is good butt rock uh things it sounds like things it sounds like that like was like oh that beautiful cylinder yeah I was filtered though yeah I think filters right pull up put a run where for me to hold the runway put a little mud they were formed by stained right no that's what they left when they stopped touring I know wow yes I beat him on that one

I beat him on that I don't think you did you burn where for me to hold you know cockrock

post grunge yes post grunge yeah yeah yeah yeah oh here we go so this is what guys who

weren't doing the fucking balls to do heroin yeah we don't say we're not gonna get any of the return shows because I heard oh my god Henry and I were lamenting the other day how much we would immediately go to like a stadium tour that was Nirvana and Soundguard I would be unbearable trying to get tickets to that you got me there dude I would good so fucking drunk and I would be such a fucking problem that show that the fun of Soundguard can show that's so fun so mad I can't have

that I would just be like yeah you're like that style of just fuck yeah somehow actual rose

“lived yeah because you cut us hair oh that's what happened I'm going to see them I don't care they're”

great it might early mid 20s my then boyfriend and I moved into an older apartment just outside of baston the building was from the 1800s and it was not kept up super well so it was pretty cheap even for the time we played 1200 bucks a month for this two bedroom apartment with a dining room a son porch plus two additional rooms in the attic that could use billi can use for storage the attic rooms were creepy at best my house that I grew up and had a daughter porch because they could

free bleed out that's what I still don't want to bleed that out get outside get outside you would see what you do with this red part you bleed outside get outside you bleed woman so the dogs could have it come on now live the dog live at it next the attic rooms are creepy at best and the walls of the apartment were made of horse hair plaster and crumbling a bit in some places and it wasn't a slum apartment but just crappy enough

“and I felt a little embarrassed to have people over to give you an idea of the level of upkeep”

I once cut my foot on a broken linoleum tile in the kitchen and the landlord son came to fix it and instead of replacing the full tile he simply cut a corner of dirted tile from the underneath refrigerator included in place over where the other tile had peeled back I'm actually surprised

you even got somebody over there when I lived in New York City I didn't I've never saw super

yeah and linoleum tiles that doesn't make sense linoleum's just like a piece of shit the guy like a linoleum's just like no linoleum tile yes you can make a tile of linoleum is it called a tile? no it's just like a strip I fucking I don't care I don't know I got some getting hung up on the wrong side you are really gonna tiles right now we're looking at linoleum tiles for there but it's rolled up I can't roll up a tile

I have no this pd don't know any they don't know the writer doesn't know we don't know side stories LPOTL at gmail.com a few months after we moved into the apartment I started noticed that the bathroom light was always left on the bathroom is right off the kitchen and with an ear and with an eye shot of a living room where we spent most of our time obviously I blame my boyfriend for this I'll play a fully good one giving shit about it and he would deny

all culpability until one night we decided to deliberately turn off the light and we will tell ourselves if this light is turned back on we know there's a ghost in the house okay we're watching movie on the couch and about an hour or two later I noticed the bathroom light was on I immediately called my boyfriend out for this but we both pretty quickly realized that neither one of us had moved from the couch since we had turned off the light neither of us really believed

that there was anything paranormal going on but we started to playfully refer to the ghost

anytime anything weird happened other little things started happening my boyfriend always would

always leave his cell phone on the night stand overnight like I said the apartment was old and the floors were very slanted in some areas his phone sort of slipping forward off the night stand and would wake us up occasionally with a thud in the middle of the night to prevent this he started putting his water bottle in front of the phone so that it couldn't slide forward off the night stand first I did this the phone started sliding sideways off the

night stand instead good the floors be slanted in both directions for sure we pressed it off once in the middle of the night my boyfriend woke me up when he was coming back into the bedroom after getting up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night you had to walk along way but time you go back to the bedroom right I've been one of these once I got to walk across the house to go to the bathroom come back to know it's about time you're already but time you come back you're

like awake he asked me why I had cold for him I told him I had I was dead asleep and it definitely wasn't yelling down the hallway he told me that he heard me say his name clear his day when he was

“walking through a living room we didn't really discuss it I think it's both of us just kind of”

chalked it up to him hearing things till a couple months later when I got up in the middle of the night to the use of bathroom so I was walking through the living room I heard my boyfriend's voice

and I called back immediately when I didn't hear anything I went to the bathroom and then crawled back into bed he was fast asleep deep breathing he was an extremely light sleeper and would wake up at the slightest sounds when I asked him when whether or not he had said my name he was confused any city definitely hadn't I was spooked after that the only real thing that I experienced during this time period was vicious nightmares almost every night I would wake up and I called sweat

after dying in my dreams I would die in different ways nearly every time but it was always

be doing to getting injured in the same spot in my mid-low back along my spine I'm not sleeping right

“yeah I got to get a new put that pill which when you're like that's what I do some dreams I would”

get shot in the back and die and others would be stabbed I remember a couple of dreams from my back was shredded by birds clawing at me others involved the laser to the back you get the idea yeah when I woke up I could almost physically feel the pain as the dream or off I'm normally prone to the dreams at night mayors but these had a totally different flavor from anything else I've experienced before or after coincidentally the back breaking dreams ended when I moved into a new apartment

in my opinion there are two possibilities one we were living with a ghost of somebody who would

stab them in the back in that apartment two the apartment was just old and drafted in the floors

were so slanted that my back spasm bed every night and seeped into my dreamscape possible possible very possible I've had the thing I've experienced my name being called by Natalie yeah and her she not be there I've experienced that a couple times I've experienced hearing the door open and close and coming back and Natalie's not there and go like Natalie she's not there yeah I do feel like there is a sense of familiarity between partners that is a little bit of it

and then I wonder whether or not but I've had a couple of those sometimes I don't tell Natalie

“because she freaks her out yeah well also I always feel like if I think there's a ghost around me”

I won't talk about it because I don't want to give the ghost satisfaction anyway you see a section I don't want you to know what you think when you talk about them they could make it stronger yeah yeah yeah yeah you are what you're about it you're knowledge it you know and just let it live in my super nightmares that is my head oh absolutely or nicknamed mo what's her real name molyssa come on hey whatever you know it's just try

actually a lot of times mo was short for moory oh moory do you know that oh not molyssa or molyssa molyssa it could be for molyssia it's probably molyssia well hopefully we'll find out I try to keep an anonymous but we'll find out molyssia we will find out well you got to live every day knowing for a fact and sometimes a ghost is going to be near house knocking yourself on often you get a love of the fact that he's knocking yourself on off the fucking counter because honestly

don't plug your phone in in your bedroom okay because then you will laugh at how much or sleep will increase without the pressure of the world staring at you while you sleep from your phone you can

put it across the room I always I leave it downstairs downstairs yeah wow that's far yeah you

I'm asleep you might swipe you if someone dies in the night I'll find out in the morning honestly if you're dead who cares yeah and off there's something I can't do right now a full night asleep will make me a better person responding to that I just don't do people still do that side stories LPOTL at gmail.com I don't I have not had my phone on ring in a second oh oh no and occasionally if I know I'm waiting for something and I'm my doing shit and it's plugged in

I'll put it on ring but that's only time yeah I don't listen to it I don't typically put it on there

“yes but you know that's how we're doing it listen folks this week at Sunday dead man tells”

some tales that's this weekend it's going to be so much fucking fun I can't wait for the show Henry is going to be there Jackie's also going to be there going with us Ashley Brook Roberts off hand Disney Dowling's going to be there but it's going to be me and Disney Dan Becker we're going to be doing all dark Disney history talk about everyone who died at the parks and we're going to be a jerk about it in this D23 weekend my question to you is it how many tickets you got

we got it like it's still like got like at least 60 tickets come on come on down it's also a live stream so if you live out of town so many people like you want to live stream I want to see I made it happen so we go you want to see the live stream of it it's a lot of fun this is probably one of the last times I'm ever going to do this show so go check it out it's super fun it's just like a passion project and is that true you just saying that to sell tickets or in a way no I don't think

up do it again wow yeah yeah yeah I don't know it's it's a lot of work it is it's a lot of work for a very little reward so come on out you check up show honestly come out it's a great show

it up because how much work he's been he's like written the show like three times it's really working

“yeah it's like a whole thing it's a cup check it out I'll be improving on it ruining how much”

work he did I literally have Henry to come and ruin the show you try to ruin the show so we're gonna have some fun also LPN TV is fucking hot dude not only is HGX 2 the fucking shit we got our

second season of vampire the masquerade fucking trucking through this bitch yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

“I might be on this week or maybe next week but you'll see my fucking huge face on there at some point”

there I go check it out and go to the last podcast left I come you're gonna buy tickets for side stories alive when they are available this Friday and go to that LP on the left for all your social media fucking needs for us for some fucking reason and you go again subscribe to YouTube because if you

“know we dial up that on the inside yeah last time here are the cities for side stories if you”

hear it come see us no fuck yeah wrongly North Carolina Brooklyn New York hard for Connecticut Redway California Portland Maine Burlington Vermont Iowa City Iowa and Columbia Missouri we don't want

your big city bullshit we're coming all these cool places I've never been a half of these cities I'm

very fucking more than half don't worry each one is more exciting than the next I'm actually I'm most excited for Maine Maine's awesome and Burlington I've had one of the most delicious beers of my life yeah and Burlington really I got to take a cheese there too right I heard about the cheese Ted Bundy is Ted Bundy country let's tell you all of that all Ted Bundy's the whole country he's born in Burlington he was that's where he is mother had him in the orphanage oh really yeah

there's do they are there are still orphanages one day yeah that's my goal are they still around side stories I'll be my goal is open orphanages and flip them yeah that's my whole thing store furniture stir-van and it's I was so afraid that's where you put up all the people will sleep apnea it was far for good boy we got ourselves help sleep apnea I'm I'm I'm gonna get a stand up for it help