Ep 621 - Landlubbers

- Hello.

- Hey, come to the live on a bright and beautiful Thursday.

- Wow, it's Thursday, Thursday. Thursday might be my favorite day of the week, really? - Yeah, what's that, what's that about? - I love the week. - Just getting ready for the weekend.

“- Here's the thing, reverse, I love the verse.”

- Reverse, reverse, reverse. - The week is my new, that's the week's my shit. - Yeah. - The weekend is like, it's cool. - Because you're working on the weekend.

- I'm working on the weekend, exactly. - The week is cool, you weigh off in the weekend. - I am, man. I have my nice little routine all week, Monday through Friday. My routine, if you could just trap me in glass

and let me do my routine every day, put me in the zoo, I'm fine. - I'm so excited about my routine as soon as I woke up today. - Yeah. - drove to Starbucks, hit the Xbox perfect perfect.

I'm back, keep an eye, see if the rounds are back. I don't know if they are. - Oh no, really?

- I didn't late last night, I don't know if the rounds are back.

God knows what the mayor's done, he probably ate them. - He'd fry them up. - I had a fucking dickhead, I don't know if he'd fry them. I don't know. (laughing)

- He's sneaking guys into for a bird fry. - Yeah, there's a bird-fans people here. - You got to look out for little signs and people's walls might be advertised in the bird fry. (laughing)

- I don't think he knew I was coming home. - Dor's locked, he parked me in and he was in Virginia. - Dang. - He's still in V-A right here? - I think he's down Virginia way.

- What a fucking dick, he parked you. - He parked me in and his keys. - I don't know how to tell me clothes. - Oh, yeah. - It was at a lady's house.

- Oh no, so you had to do, so your routine got disturbed. You had to go now run unnecessary errands. - Dude, I'm level 10, I agree. As soon as an unnecessary errand, disturbed the sanctity of my routine,

I am fucking tired. - Try to find my game of chairs. - Back at his desk, every monitor on game paused. - Yo, guy, I'll leave for a week, just leave this one. - That is tight though, on his tour,

he can hold down, I paused my game for this. - He did pause his game for this. - He paused his game, pause your game and leaving for five days is crazy. That gets an intent.

- That's auto-resume dude, it'll go back. (laughing) - He's just a dickhead. (laughing) - He crashed, he paused his game for this.

That's crazy. - Five day pause. It just was probably for real, like $19 in electricity. - Yeah. - Just hold this game.

- There's seven, there he's got monitors. There's like three computer towers. I walk back there, I am a dad when I walk back there. I'm furious. (laughing)

I walk back and cut, and look at all this shit. Electricity bill is going through the bottom of the roof. (laughing) If the internet slowed all I blame him. Everything, he gets blamed for everything.

I remember my parents would bug on the electricity. It was like once a quarter they would nickel. - They fuck in the face to the wall. (laughing)

“- I don't give a fuck, like why are you acting like I care?”

I remember it was on the wall near the basement staff. So you don't have the basement lights. - It's terrible. - Yeah, it doesn't make electricity bills. I was like, oh, okay.

Just 12 being like, whoa, holy shit. I should probably think about this. - Yeah, I thought it was a massive charge. (laughing) - It's for real, gotta be a dollar a month.

- But it does piss you off when you go. Turn the fucking video off. - I know, that's crazy. - But he's gonna actually save back then. You had to leave it off.

- Yeah, he's running old programs. - You had everybody was pausing their game for this back in the day. - It's true. - You couldn't say it.

- Who had a memory card? - I know. - And then there was someone racing your game off the memory card, but their game, that's, that should be up there with treason.

- That is treasonous. - It's crazy. - That's treason. - They have told me it happened to me. It's still to this day.

It's why I don't really play video games like that. The damn redemption. It was a week of hard work, eight hour days. So I'm gonna race my shit off my brother's video game.

“I remember coming, checking and being like,”

and just being sad for like three days.

I mean, I'm never opening myself up to that possibility ever.

- Yeah, you have to shield yourself. - Dude, 10% in front of the damn redemption. - That's fucking sad in hours. - Yeah, so this yesterday, I just got back from Nashville.

I went down there to, they didn't use. It was very nice. - It's awesome. - I was gonna take my nephew down to Texas's little kids camp, but then kiddo was like, let him,

he can run around with us and work out. It was awesome, it was wonderful. The A&M was out of took Phil and A&M into Nashville. - To the tight-end university. - And, yeah, it was, but yesterday was the best part.

'Cause we, I flew back to Texas, they flew back to Harrisburg. Their flight got delayed in Chicago. About five hours, six hours, fill in A&M, dude. He's 70, A&M and seven.

First off, I haven't hung out with a fucking seven year old.

- He's seven now? - Yeah. - Yeah, dude. - Seven and a half.

- Sure, yeah, you gotta check that out.

- Bro, they don't shut the fuck up one now. - I had headphones in and he just sits across from me just talking to me. - What was he dronein' on about? - He can't believe I'm famous.

It's all he talks about. And now that I'm, now that I'm friends with Cody Woz, he loves Cody Woz. (laughing) - Can't pick one thing in it.

- Just Cody Woz. (laughing) - And all day, just guys, Uncle Shane, what do you think Cody Woz is doing? I don't know, he goes, have you met Sammy Zayne?

I'm like, I don't know, is that heavy metal?

“So this is brother, who's, I think I have.”

What did they say? And then they said hi. - Did you really talk about you, man? - I do say that, and that's the biggest mistake I've made that, it's like, did they really?

What did they say about me? When are they gonna talk about me? What did they say about me? He doesn't shut the fuck up. And I was like, ain't talk to Phil.

And my dad was like, don't fucking have him talk to me.

You guys, ain't asking about the wrestlers. (laughing) - Talkin' to well about it. - He's just porniciating you with me. - He did it with me.

- He did it with me. - Yeah, they won't stop. - Yeah. - They won't stop fucking talking. I had a fucking, I had to cool down my ass.

She was like, yo, I'm six and a half, right? I'm like, bro, you're not even fucking close to six and a half. Don't, don't come at me like that. You're maybe six and a quarter, not even. - Definitely not six and a half.

- You're a couple months shy of six and a quarter. Don't, don't be... - I bet you had that argument with a girlfriend. (laughing) - Yo, I was like, yeah, I have, right?

- You're not gonna be close to six and a half. (laughing) - You're three, did it? (laughing)

“- A couple years ago, I told the story about how I once spent”

my last nine dollars on a Bud Light during an Eagles game at the link. Oh, I really did, I was sitting up there. It was a little bit big Jay and Soter. - Oh, yeah, I was about to say

with Jay's family and the upper decks. (laughing) I had nine dollars in my card, I got one Bud Light. - Thank you. - Anyway, my friends at Bud Light found the cliff

and since then, we've been working on a way to bring the story full circle when I perform at the link. After the show, fans 21 and over, it can visit participating bars in Philly for a Bud Light on us.

Fans can visit bars in Packer Park, South Philly, Logan Square, Spring Garden, and Center City after the show for a Bud Light on us. - Thank you. - Three Bud Light, dude.

That's it. - Nice. (bell dings) - Yeah, but that's just those two stuff too. - It's crazy.

- Phil and A and Man together is the funniest combo. Phil takes into a bar, A and Man just sits next to them and asks, I mean, A and Man is going through exactly what I went through. And then I did it to A and Man.

I took it to the bar and we just watched me drink. And I was like, "We stayed early into this game." All right.

“Half time he was like, "Okay, can we please leave?"”

And like, just drink the truly temple. Shut up. (laughing) - I'll let him run around the bars. - That's nice.

- Don't even watch 'em. - No. Throwing shit. He was just there to pop a shot. He was just fucking watching balls around him.

- Yeah, he eventually you give off and just let your kids just run around. You're like, "I can't, I can't possibly dedicate

"every single brain cell for every second."

- Somebody takes him. I'll be in my leave and he's in shit. - True. - I'll get him back. - You will.

- They'll only be taking for a little bit. - Yeah, okay. - Yeah, I mean, it's also, I, I get it. There's a lot of amber alerts down here. But this is bite, it's every five fuck.

- The leds are. - The leds are the amber alert. Left and right. - Foos, bro. Foos, go wild with the amber alert.

- Dude, for real, so many amber alert. - Oh, come on, so D say, amber in fucking. I know it's a name, but it's also a color. - Amber, I wonder how you do say amber. - Embeddo.

- It's good, yes. - Yellow. Kind of like yellow, but. - I'm bar. - I'm bar.

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Dude, dude, it's something about...

Fucking hilarious, dude.

“Dude, it's been fucking wasted and then waking up in a river.”

Dude, I swear, it's a man. Oh, having the water creep up on the gloves is good. Dude, I didn't hear about that. I hope so. Dude, I hope the bumps survived.

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Yeah, the show will creak flooded in about a year ago. Uh-huh. Four individuals experiencing homelessness were caught in the dangerous drainage culvert. Oh! Dude, they got caught up in them.

Dude, it was a lazy river. Dude, it was like Pennywise. Dude, they make it. Um, two were rescued. Put a man in a woman.

Dude, one turn into an injured turtle. *laughter* Dude, I found two little... *laughter* Aw, man, man.

Dude, I'm totally crying. Dude, I'm just trying to... Just finding silver lining. Dude, because it is tragedy. That is sad.

You like to imagine their lovers maybe. Perhaps, yeah. Perhaps, yeah.

Like in Pompeii or whatever.

Yeah. You died in the Florida, yeah. Oh, right. Oh, right. Traditionally, tragic.

Tell you. Well. He's a beast. He's a beast. He's a beast.

*laughter* He's sad. *laughter* Oh, man. That's how he did.

The fact it was a fucking... *laughter* He's sucked into the sewer. *laughter* *laughter*

Dude, because mean... You know, it must be like, "Fuck it, life can't get anywhere." *laughter* Oh, dude, I'm getting flush down the toilet. *laughter*

I'm getting... *laughter* Literally... *laughter* Fucking crazy.

*laughter* *laughter* Oh, fuck. *laughter* *laughter*

It is funny though. It's like... Dude, you are...

You can be like, "Oh, you know, I can't handle this.

I don't want to have anything to do with society, but it's like...

“There you have to at least stay out of the waste management system.”

Like, the water management system. Like, at least get away from the stormwater drains. You know what I mean? *laughter* It's...

It's... Everyone's responsibility today. Just watch out for the stormwater management. I mean, like, one of the channels. I can lead you down the stairs over.

Like, you gotta do that. At least... *laughter* Just a lesson on personal responsibility. *laughter*

*laughter* But he said... *laughter* *laughter* Yeah.

That sucks dude. *laughter* Anyway. Oh. *laughter*

*laughter* No one's funny. *laughter* *laughter* That's not good.

*laughter*

Someone got flushed out. *laughter* Today, they're day must've been fucking hilarious. *laughter* Must've been, like, screaming at somebody on the street.

Fuck you bitch. Fuck you bitch. *laughter* *laughter* Shit.

I think I have a new episode. The problem is... And you're a part of the title track. There's no need to worry.

I'm going to the second highlight as the "House of the Dragon" and "Wicked".

One of the two Euro-189 in the world. Streaming won't be so wow. No, no one is like that. Wow. And it's easy.

That makes everything automatic. Suddenly, I feel like I'm so excited. Hold it then, girl, to go, "Tief and a Spand" with "Visal Stoyer". "What did you put on me for having either home was day in the other day?" That was kill me.

I was like, "Yeah, you had a full fucking bomb day".

“I fell off my fucking dirt bike, did you write down to the white me?”

Still, that was a week ago. It's nasty. I'm a fucking bike, I chased my dogs. He tried to explain what happened, unless you already had it. I talked about it last week, but it was a full fucking bomb day.

Dude, I can't believe that fucking thing. You didn't rain, dude. I was primed up. I actually was riding my bike along the covert, dude. I could have gotten bad.

At least that fucking bastard dog would have came with me.

I would have fucking pulled him down, like, "You betrayed me".

I thought for sure, like I seen friendly. I'm like, "Here we go, I'm gonna flex with my bike." Just wild pipples. Just a couple wild pipples out there, and I was like, "Hey, it was just before after you fell off your bike."

After. So you're bleeding? You go. It's time for me to tame some wild pipples. Bleeding.

Did get my pump. After the bleeding? After bleeding. A bloody pump. Bloody pump.

You know, I like that. I'm not afraid to see that.

“I got a bloody pump, and then I didn't go to the cold plunge out.”

It would have been very desperate. It would have been very mean. Yeah, I was like, not doing that. So I was, I was, you know, also too. I was like, "I don't want to track any sharks."

True, I wouldn't have the girls do that. I thought about it, dude. I was wondering that on the period, just getting the public gym's fucking, yeah. I was wondering about that the other day, if they do that, I think they, they definitely swim.

They definitely do. They definitely swim with their periods. That's, you know, talk about that. Yeah. Maybe some sort of check in the public pool.

Yeah, you just got, are you being fucking mean to everybody? True. You know, dude, I'm telling you, it's really a week before. Yeah. That's my whole boy, meany, meany, meany before that.

It's a right before the period, then the period they're just like, "What the week?" Yeah. I weekly didn't. Obviously.

Oh fuck. It's the week and every time it surprises me.

And then there's always a moment I go, "Oh."

Yeah. That's what this is. Yep.

“And then, you know, you're faced with the weird task where you have to be like, you're”

in like a different dimension and I can't go into this dimension with you. It's normally, it's like, you love when I play Xbox, all day. You love when I don't take you out on dates. You love that I never left the house and drank it. Hit the date night yesterday.

Actually. All right, so where'd you go? Very hot date. Pacina. Pacina.

Yeah. I didn't think any Pacina actually knew how to say that. But we did. What's that good date that you grow up to? We grow up to hard.

Rough and worse. And then fucking grow up date. Grow up very hard. It's time to try to reproduce. Yeah, it was.

I was in no condition to make. I was not fart. I've been farty lately. I've been so farty lately, dude. I've been farting me.

So I'm thrilled. I've been so farty. It's farting. It's farting. It's farting.

It's farting. Well, I've been so farting. Dude, I've been going ham on protein powder. And I'm farting. So I'm like horrendous.

And I choose the part. I've been around when broke. He's farting. That's crazy. I've pinned down the culprit.

I'm like, oh, it's definitely four skips of protein powder a day. And guess what? I won't stop. It's just, I've just become fart. You are.

Are you, though? Are you still a cheeson? He's been a dairy. He's hitting the cheese. He's a little cheese.

Cheese and protein. Yes, today. Yeah, yeah. Had a little time. Cheese protein combination.

I'm trying. I'm waiting for my body to get on board with the shit.

We could be so powerful if we just kind of just, I think it makes it more powerful.

I think so. But dude. Do you want to even cheat for it? I have them. That's crazy.

I record a cheeses and as bad. But yeah, if I have some like shredded moths, oh my god. I don't know. Oh my god. Some cheddar.

And I do it. I know what's coming. I go, it's going to be bad. But I'm going to do it. So yeah, I was the other day.

I was eating burger. That's it all. That's cheese on it. She's like, just eat it. And I looked at her and said, all right, you made your bed.

You said it. Not farting it. You said it. I said, or a thing on Instagram recently. I saw this cartoon, like an explainer video saying, in medieval times, I don't know

if it's true. But they said, women would fart around guys to let them know like they liked them.

“They showed that a woman was like relaxing the strict kind of like, I think that.”

Yeah. Yeah.

I was, you know, I sent it to her just, but I don't even know why.

I just fired it off to them. Well, you looked at a yarn that quality on. I really liked that. That's a research on yarn last night on Yawning. What happened?

Well, I was watching a show or no, I was reading. Try to hold nothing on. I was reading and said Yawning. And I Yawning immediately. Yeah.

That's, you just. If you read about Yawning, you Yawning. Yeah. And I wanted to figure out what's going on there and nobody knows. What?

And one really knows. That's fucked up. Yeah. It's a contagious. It's just a weird thing.

Yeah, it is. It's animals. Animals do it too. I agree. You're not fucking Yawning.

You get it. You fuck. Yeah. Everyone's Yawning. Everyone listen.

This is Yawning now. Fuck. Dude. Fuck.

You're not fucking Yawning.

And then Yawning again. You can Yawning from Animals. You can, and see an Animal Yawning. And then you fucking Yawning. My dogs get me for sure.

Yeah. You can make your dog Yawning. Hold on. So there's no fucking way. I'm actually.

I'll tell you. I'll tell you about it. Because there's no real, uh...

“I thought there's one of those things they could claim like Mirror Naurons or some fucking”

bullshit. What even is that, though? Exactly. They don't really know. Mirror Naurons or something.

You never make you. Mirror Naurons. They make you copy peoples. Yeah. When you observe someone Yawning, these specific brain cells fire.

I'm hearing the other person's physical action and helping you subconsciously empathize with their state. The social bonding is nice. That's cool. Yawning is highly social.

You're significantly more likely to catch a Yawning from a close friend or family member. Oh, from a stranger. As it acts as a subtle display of empathy and connection. Sounds fucking lame to me. I don't believe that.

I'm so embarrassed. I yawning twice. It's how much he like me. Group vigilance. Some evolutionary theories suggest contagious Yawning synchronizes.

The wakefulness and alertness of a group. If one person is feeling drowsy in Yawning, the contagiousness spreads, subtly increasing the brain arousal and vigilance of the entire group to compensate. Yo. But no one really knows.

But if you go to Yawning's Wikipedia page, there's a nice picture of a Kuala Yawning. I like that. That wasn't big fan of it. That was also the pool. So you hit me with the Kuala Yawning.

I said, "Fuck, you did this last night." It was great. It was great. It was great picture. It was great.

Take a look at it. Yawning Wikipedia. That is really good. No, I don't know. I want to watch compilation of animals yawning.

I think that'd be nice. You can see it. Reptiles yawning. That's why you ever see a snake yawning? No.

It's pretty fun. I've got a snake in my yard right now. Really? I do. What kind of snake is it?

It's either a ribbon or a gardener snake. Pro I was pretty pumped to see. I saw it back there the other day. It was like, "It was going pretty nuts." Nice.

So yeah, I learned too. Because I was like, "Fuck, I'm kind of like hopefully it's not a poison to snake." It's not.

“I think it's, is it a red on black, a friend of Jack?”

Yellow on something? Kills you? So I forget. There's a cool thing. I was just trying to see if these guys were looking at the Kuala Yawning.

Were they really? I was hoping you guys would get pumped. Snake yawning. What? Did they flicker their tongues?

What? That's kind of sick. I don't know. Yes, Bob. Terrified for real for real.

Yeah, they're scary. I actually had a dream about Snake's last night. I'm thinking about the snake in my backyard. I had a dream about all kinds of coral snakes attacking me. It was kind of like a terrifying human water.

Now, coral snakes, I think you come on land. I wasn't sure if you were down there. Scuba. Oh, no. Snake's came out of the reef to get you.

Oh, what the hell? It'd be terrifying. There'd be some electric eels. Those. It's still my voice.

It's still my voice. Give it to Ursula. Trousers. Wouldn't be able to podcast. A little mermaid.

Bread and black. Bread and jack. Bread and jack. Red touches yellow. Kills of fellow.

Kills of fellow. That's it. Yeah, well, really, it's the easier way to remember if the stripes are horizontal.

That's a poisonous snake.

“If you have a long stripe down the back, typically.”

Brendan Jack. I'm staying away from all. Yeah, I don't like any of them. I don't like none. The garden snake could be a good alliance bank.

That way. Be nice to have a little rodents. Yeah. Get the rodents going. Fucking lizards too, man.

Eat on my goddamn strawberries. Really? Yeah, the fucking assholes.

I have a million lizards in my bag.

I have so many lizards. Kind of sick. But it is a strong dude. Every time you're back there, like four of them are like runaway. I'm like fucking fucking jerk.

Wait until my snake fucking eats you guys. Yeah, it's exciting stuff. He did scare me though. I thought it was a lizard. I was like, "Whoa."

Yeah, they scare every time. Yeah, they get you. Dude, I, uh, friends. Started reading Devils by Dusty Eski. Oh, nice.

Bro, it's so good. And it's like, you see, I tried crab and punishment. You call it. You're like, you're going to get bored and stop. I was like, "No, I'm not."

I hit it rules though. Yeah, but I didn't get tried. Couldn't do it. I got bored and stopped. Devils is nice because it's written like a,

It just sounds like a gossipy neighbor just being like dude, let me tell you about this guy and he just sits there and gives the details on every single person and it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it feels like that and the uh, but it's it's all about these like late 1800s Russian Revolutionaries who are just really LARPING and just like it's really weird. It's like Russian progressives and how they they have like no real beliefs and how they're just really trying to like pump themselves

Okay, it was always time. Yeah, pretty crazy. It was I was I'm reading it. It's like here. It's it's so fun. Just a little things in there. Like there was one thing where

Like there's a there was a thing in Russia called like the peasant. It was called the great something where like they started being like, you know Let's like give peasants a ride because they were still like I guess under like the monarchy and they're like no dude peasants like it was like really cool Back then it'd be like peasants are actually really cool and I fucking love peasants with these people had like no relationship

“Like they didn't solve them. They're like I think peasants are cool. It's fucking they should be free to do whatever they do. Yeah. I was like”

Marks and yeah angles. Well that came they would try to go to factories. Yep, and all the factory workers were like Fuckers are pussy. Well the peasants loved the king. That was the thing though. They were like the kid and they're the peasants were like no, the king fucking rules It's actually the guy the advisors are fucking assholes. Yeah, the Russian peasants were like they came to them like you know Fuck the king and they were like dude fuck you. You know beat the fuck out of you dude King fuck you. Why are you talking like King like that guys like my whole life? That's all I do is work for this fucking guy

Don't tell me sucks. What are you doing to me? But yeah, there there is there's the characters are so funny because they are just like rich Like progressive just just absolute weasels constantly backs to have any other and there's this one part where this guy is like this lady takes a man Just kind of puts him up to be tutor for her son and she invites us like very high ranking military guy and he like references the Pescent like uprising thing and the dude who's her guess goes oh

Like quietly do himself, but loud enough people can hear it and the guy just like the fuck is your problem This is like a big problem for him and the end so like the the general guys like fuck him So they go to leave he goes, hey man shake my hand. This is the thing they do in Russia society if you don't like somebody go to shake hands Hit him with the two finger you hit him with the two finger and that you make him shake your two fingers And it lets everyone know like

It's crazy. That's nice. That's been making me laugh so hard And then if you don't accept it's like dude you got to shake head He had no choice but to be like mother fucker got me got my ass. There's only a front of one lady Just was like oh You're not a gentleman. You're not gonna shake my hand. He goes fucking bitch and he would go to his room and like crying right

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Then after that Portland Boston world looks Michigan and a bunch of other places in the fall Go to Matt McCusker dot com for tickets please July 17th at the link in Philadelphia also August in South Carolina Charleston I've been fired up on a book

“It's called the wager. I think it's like a very popular history book, but it's you'd like it what's it about”

It's just this expedition of ships that left England trying to sail around I think their mission was to like blow up a fucking Spanish Port in like Chile sick, but it's pretty great. Chicago, South. Yeah, really sucks. I don't get scurvy. I figured out scurvy

Those like boat missions back in the day we're just cursed as unbelievable how bad it was every single fucking chapter You're like no way. Yeah, I found out they'll under the weather Is because they would put all the sick guys under And the lower hold get him out of the weather. They're gonna he's under the weather. Oh shit. I Like everyone's why I read something like that in a book and then I'm not sure if that's right

Sounds pretty good. I just guys give me a look at that Can I while you do that? I'm gonna give you another one cut to the chase Come from the silent film error

Where before like with those Charlie Chapman films always for whatever reason they chase him yep

They would always have it unnecessary very boring drawn out love story which is him just like winking and raising his eyebrows And then that's one guy was like did cut to the fucking chase into the chase. This is bullshit. Let's just see him chase a guy around upon another weather Fuck yeah, that's it also scurvy blows What happens teeth fall out there hair falls out you everything blows Need die ah just because you don't have vitamin C if a fucking lemon because you don't have a lemon which is why they're called linies

Really I mean yeah because they need the lives. Oh, it's thinking about it. You're a fucking land lover You don't do it. Not true. You're a little late. I spent more time talking went on the open sea What's the last time one of the open sea? I just had a board of open sea. I've had a board in the fucking talking about that's Coastal shit. That's your land lover You're talking about what's that video? I've been in the open sea when

Fucking couple days ago, where are you? It's out. I would see It's see did your land lover. That's so untrue. I got scared me. That's where all these lines did I had this start sucking lines Dude, well you got to be careful because they all they're trying to say that citrus intake increases skin cancer risk I know I think it's when you're salty dog like me skin cancers can't take I heard that

I'm a salty dog your land lover Well, I've been underwater more than I think I've spent hours underwater in less couple weeks. I've been swimming I'm underwater dude. It's fucking sick. Underwater is the best. It's all underwater dude. It's for real sick Like when you swim laps you're kind of chilling underwater with other people silently

“So do I that's what I'm saying when you call me a land lover it's just it's not even like offensive”

It's not true You're a bit of a land that you're a land lover

That you've never been at sea for more than a day a day a day a day

You've never been at sea for more than a day a day a day? You've never been at sea for more than a day a day. I know I run out of carnival cruis my friends when I was 14 dude I was we were out there man. I must have been 10 days out there You've been on carnival cruise. Oh, I bet. Yeah, you've been on this I'll be real career. It's been a good fun

Go carnival 15,000 people are on deck fighting I would never go to a car Caribbean abandoned black people cruisers are fucking awesome. The party's a fun, but you guys couple fights Yeah, there was there was that thing clear out in the customs. I don't know if you saw that I just saw this morning. Yeah, no, there was a custom like a big brawl in the customs line

And there was just like 15 people got bad for my country

“No bruisless you got you can't fight in the customs. That's crazy. You do you have to there's gotta be a just a”

God be some sake of customs is tough though fighting actually. I've got a fight one time. Yeah. I got off I was coming back. I think for me and the ship and When we finally talked I

After six months to see when finally docked you'd never make it on the way dry. I mean, but

It's where to go to air afghanistan got off the same time Mean the bros were in line for several hours. Yeah Yeah, yep Now I battled an old African guy one time across them. So you like literally just butted and shoulder checked and it was just like Brawl

Don't fucking talk to be like this. No, it's always on it. You're literally right back Oh it's five sex same thing. I'm just it is you become a build a butcher real quick That's crazy. So once a long as you've spent at sea for real. I don't I'm a land lover. How are you really? Yeah

Now I don't I've never been on cruise so I can buy a cruise day deep sea fishing

“Yeah, that's I mean caramel cruise is hardly it's easy. No, man those things rock I remember you're so you're laying there man”

Took me a while he had back the land. I was so used. I was just like took to it. Okay, so the caramel cruise Yeah, I remember I was at the indoor mall Just got a soft-served ice cream cone from the vending machine and yeah, man I had about 14 bass else. Tell you what the only fucking limey I actually knows the account man's a salty dog Is he yeah, he's on a boat every fucking ten minutes. Yeah

You think you're a salty dog? You're a land lover Fucking ponds come yeah, you're a ponds come yeah more of a fresh water guy, but all this sea talk

I was thinking about my old primary care physician the other day his name was Dr

And he actually passed away at sea last year. Oh, yeah, he died at sea So I was thinking about that because I got a new primary care physician and he doesn't hold the candle to Really he was really bad. How did Pass it to Well, it's sort of a source subject, but he fell off his fishing boat and then the fishing boat went like crazy and and

I mean, I wish you guys wouldn't laugh at it like I said it's sort of a source subject. So think about those both He's fishing and He ejected from his boat and then the boat kept driving and it ran him over Guy hit by his own boat. Yeah, he was killed by his own boat Best way it's these the ones closest to I he really is great doctor and rest of peace. Oh, man

I was just thinking about that the other day because I got a new crappy primary care physician and I was just so he went out to eat some fish and Fish ended up eating Hey, man. We all do eventually for not to think that we brought it up. I don't think it's funny. Yeah I don't even told the fucking source definitely

Block out his name because I don't want to make fun of that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Sorry

Yeah, I was thinking about it. But I like the story. It's sorry. I want to interrupt that just never mind.

You're just thinking about it. You're just thinking. It's a fucked up thing to think about He's the only person I know who died at sea. Dude lost it too. Yeah, yeah

“Primary dude primary care docs now are it's I try to go to a place once and it's like I think it's owned by like Amazon or something”

It was fucking bullshit. Yeah, I went to one. They assigned me one that was attached to a church I went to a doctor. It's a chat attached to a church. What you're in dot you're a doctor of the church It was it wasn't a great experience but I don't want to know dude. They just happened to you Oh, sure nothing. I just needed to check up and I got insurance finally they gave me a BSS

doctor Yeah, well, they just like just took forever. It was that was like waiting forever and then they're like yeah or checking your blood pressure like okay I could go to CVS for this. Yeah, it's fucking bull also Well, man, blood pressure. Yeah. Yeah, it's a fuck Seriously dude. Like it's pretty high up there from a blood pressure list of cases

I feel like you can lower your blood pressure naturally Yeah, I don't know. I did the blood pressure mad the window they shrunk the window for blood pressure

“Medication now you should be like one whatever over this now. They're like no, it's actually like 20 points”

We slit it down 20 points just to be like that way more people can get on blood pressure medication But it's there's anyone know why that happens is it just stress is it like Salt or like what why do people just yeah? It's definitely like for me. It's like alcohol coffee Nicotine that would do it. Yeah, and if I don't do any of that for like Two hours. Yeah, it just goes down

And stress for sure. Yeah, I had to get a try to get an IV The Super Bowl like they had like a little I'd be thing the day after we went out. It was we had a pretty wild night cover and then I mean a room it was like a public room of like they have these things where they like just give people gifts You know, I mean like if it's like a VIP thing they just are like here where these shorts And so there's just tons of people and they're like you want an IV. I was like yeah, I mean nice

And they're like we just have to check your blood pressure real quick. I was like Why this is gonna be the craziest blood pressure you've ever seen sure enough. It was what and then they're like just you are How do you like stress out? I'm like, yes, I'm sweating. There's famous people and I'm laying in a chair like And they're like just relax for five minutes I was like all right, and it worked they went down your blood pressure goes down. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's pretty

Stories other than it's every now and again all go and they'll go we're a little on the low side now go pretty fucking chill

Yeah, because I'm too chill pretty fucking chill. Yeah, only time it goes up and people tell me I'm a land lover Yeah, I was listening to the book hit I heard a fucking land lover. And I went oh, I'm gonna call mad a land lover I'm gonna call it mad a land lover tomorrow I'm down there. I've been a quabin aquatic dude. I've been on the water almost every day It's underground actually. It's funny things. I'm underwater and I still like I watch people do freestyle

You know people can freestyle swim just like continuously for yeah. I still don't know how people do that

“Slow yeah, but dude you like you can still do it slow, but you have to like try to time your breathing”

Right, it's really really difficult. So I'm like I'm just like watching people underwater just trying to pee Trying to pee game underwater. So I'm just doing my fucking old lady breast drug. I'm just watching freestyle I've spent at least a

Good combined a couple hours under water in last couple weeks very good just chill and just watching people just

Yeah, you know fucking you walked down there where do you swim in the pool in my house It's when at the pool down there is ripping the laps there. It's the best It also get I swear to God if you swim if you're in a pool for like Say 45 minutes swimming doing like laps you get out your voices deeper It's something about all the pressure that water when you're breathing in water the water pressure is like making it harder to breathe

So it's something about your diaphragm. I get out of the pool. I'm like yo Every single time it's so funny. I get out. Dude. I get I go home right away and I'm like yo

“What's going on? Yeah, you mug your channel be there dude. I think you can't help it. You're underwater maxing”

Completely underwater underwater and sunmaxing you are sunmaxing. I've been sunmaxing I've been in the sun saying I've been in the sun just now and stop. I might have to check it different box next time You can't close. I yeah at least you know non one Hispanic. Yeah, I think I've earned non one Hispanic Yeah, you can hit a fucking amber You're gonna Hispanic enough to sure I'll know when I get it when I pick up my kids it goes

Yeah, I've been to do it hard. I speak enough stress to my I found out that my house has mold In my fucking house and in my eyes room. There's like we had like a growth come out of the thing And so you know we called the builder who it's like we bought it off someone else, but it's like pretty it's a pretty new house So we didn't have like I didn't realize I didn't know how like the warranty worked with all that shit There's out as a noble builder they came out there like dude you shouldn't be dealing with that just

Fixed their fixing it as we speak this house gets mold fucking constantly. You think so. I've seen I mean Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not good. Yeah. That's not good. It's wild dude. They the problem was in the front of my house They like there's a huge stretch where they did just know flashing for some reason and then there's like this tape They put around the seams that that wasn't there and do my whole front is just like black the plywood It's just black and just like completely chewed looks like my house is on fire

It's disgusting. So there's the boys are out there as we speak right now Came up. Yeah, I was I was punishing them this morning. They showed up at seven. I had just come back from running Just so sure listen completely sweaty So I kept just trying to get close to talk to them to like yeah, I could tell they're like oh, dude back Back away you true awesome back. Oh, I'm completely surrounding sure. Let's run a true awesome

Dude I even did my boxer briefs in the pool recently just to get the feel of the speedo It was just me. I was by myself and I was like I just want to see you at a speedo Feels like So I'm up to make it a speedo. No, I just took my head box was underneath my Yeah, oh, I did talk them to make it. No, I did like down the thigh speedo. I'm a swim down

I don't know if you know. I'm a swim down swim down swim down swim down. My kid was in swim So I'm a salty dog. I'm a swim that. I'm a year. I'm a salty dog Well, I'm a salty dog. I land over land lover swim dead swim dad. It's crazy. You can't you got a Separated you got to have people put on fucking pants between the races You can't have just fucking dude chiseled

Boys high school boys. There's it's all ages Like a dinosaur walking around in their undies. I'm gonna put some fucking pants on you get what the hell are you doing here? Because it's like I don't look But it's like the whole time you just kind of like

“You have to walk around just like it's crazy. Yeah, it's a weird and it's ever was acting like it's all”

This is not normal. It's not normal. It's just fucking weird

I'm not the only person being fucking feeling weird around here. Never was acting all fucking

Cool and normal when I'm going. No guys. This is fucked up. There's a bunch of high school boys in the underpants and everyone's acting like it's cool I might this is not cool. Pray to God your daughters don't play volleyball You're gonna be hitting a high school volleyball game I didn't even think about What what what what what what's funny on here? What's funny dude? Because I think the coach of like the our our swim team

He's got a little accent to fucking yoked and a it's a bit of a heartthrob

“So we had a we had the end of year swim party a bit of a dick-throw”

The end of year cock throttle. We had the end of year swim party and uh my oldest daughter Maya was like We're about to go to the party. She was like I wonder what coach where and I was like I should bite because they about so I wonder what he used with of course his name is fucking Fucking go anybody's wearin. I was like what she's like you think he's wearin a bow tie And I was like what the fuck? I'm like I don't know

Went on you were like put on a bow I put on a bow tie Can I hope he's wearing a fucking bow tie It did make me laugh. It was so fun. He's so fun. He's a man too. Oh, yeah, it was a he's a he's a fucking dude

He's a hard-throb it just is what it is man. It's nothing to do about I'm just a fucking

Goppy in the swimming world. It's just so hard dude. Just to come to grips with I'm such a fucking turd You gotta get to you got to get to Barton Springs. I've done it. I know, but that's where That's where you build your strength real swim laps there down. I do I want to go there and do it I'll have that would be some good underwater Observations that would be real deep you can get down. I can also see down amongst the fish and look up

I could see a lot. I could people a lot of game and Barton for sure our empfielder for your podcast frisches opes and knacky-gis-gimüse from Aldi immergut immergünstig immervielfeltig Kurz gesagt frische für alle zum Aldi price diese Woche

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“Good just fiela, but yeah, I honestly think at my skill level. Well, brushstroke. I can kind of brushstroke indefinitely”

That's the one, but it's like easy one you can do it forever, yeah, but the it'll so it'll gas you But I think I could do down back down back down back brushstroke freestyle Halfway you have to go so slow even you go slow you start fucking like running out of breath Yeah, take you get one breath. We take water in panic So yeah, that's been

High-drama swimming laps with old ladies at nine a.m But it is nice swimming is the it's the ultimate Does your joints don't hurt afterwards? It's it's like truly it's a skill to skill to pick up for life I don't care you all the way in old age certainly yeah, but Get anymore, who's horrible stories. Oh, yeah, that's what he was thinking

You know someone who had a heart attack in the pool or something Jesus Christ

“I'm sorry, I feel bad for bringing that no, no, I don't think you should I think yeah, I think we feel bad for trying to last”

I do it it was it's more of a situational thing Yeah, I'm just worried about you. I want you to be careful out on the water I don't want to lose somebody else in the water in the pool. I think about having a heart attack in the pool every day I Hey, it is what it is if I fucking dice women I dice women, man, you know, but I like the underwater I don't think I will you know your land lover

You get those you're dying on land. I can't do it I think I'm gonna fall into the dirt. You think I'm gonna fall into the dirt going straight in the mud Dude, yeah, I love it This is fucking bullshit dude This is fucking bullshit

Yeah, no, I How's last week? How was the last we it's been chaos? Yeah, what's the safety? Nothing. It's just non-stop camp Everything is Can't do it goddamn fun thing. I'm gonna do cool things. No, that's great. Oh, we're talking about the White House. I Canceled I was like I'm not going really fine. I shouldn't. I don't feel like dealing with this shit. Yeah, and then

Looked in my Instagram and they were doing dirt bike flips on the White House. Oh, fuck. I was like I got to see what this is. Yeah, well, I also I don't I don't like the it was pretty wild It was it's also one of the case he fight was Fucking awesome and the troops did the troops were lining the fucking it was I was just hangin out

And my section was like just metal of honor winners It was a dude would come on me like hey man big fan and then he'd look at he's wearing a fucking metal of honor and you're like Thank you, sir. Thank you. Yeah, that's good But it's also the the critique from people that around exclusive events that they're not invited It's just kind of like you won't know unless you get you can't even you can't

I wouldn't have went it's like yeah, I doubt it. I mean, I was thinking about not going but Saw that fly over in the dirt bikes

The second one was a like yeah, it was a loud bomber and I was

“I don't know if I'm allowed to say who I was with”

Was with the Venezuelo boys Sit with those boys that pulled that off. What allegedly The van Gogh No, I see your saying, no, I was with the guys who grabbed the material That's I thought about the Venezuelan like regime. I was like, oh, nice

Venezuela boys and me and then there was that loud fucking bomber later later in the night and I was like Is that one of ours? Make sure we're not this isn't it There is a reason I think to do a bunch of veterans have the flyovers flyovers These people that could have PTSD now. They probably knew it was kind of a mad PTSD from planes

Okay, you know, I mean, yeah, yeah. Oh, I know it was a fucking boom dog for me Everybody's nobody's hitting us with planes. It would scare the shit It was good. It was pretty awesome. I just had to do a lot. I put out a lot of fires that week I have a huge liberal fan base

I've like five million followers on blue skis. You guys want me to know about my house put out fire after fire all week

I did that guy. Steve, come on. I didn't really Give a fuck

“I mean you should have it. It's crazy. I didn't it's crazy. It's so fucking dumb and crazy”

I didn't use it. Yeah, I just didn't look for a week and then it's gone. Yeah, that's how much it doesn't matter You just don't look and it goes no nobody fucking cares any regular person you talked to is going Oh, yeah, yeah, either. Oh, yeah, for other was happening or yeah, fuck. I wonder how that was If you're for real getting mad about a new story You're retarded

You're fucking know it's true. Oh, especially that if it's like, you know, of course If it's like a cultural split, it's like you're retarded like you're for real one that's making me laugh the most now It's the reflecting pool. Do you see how people look? They're so upset about the reflecting pool The algae in the algae Trump Trump like try to redesign it or put like a Blue fucking base to it and now everyone's upset

Why did you try to blew it out? I don't know people like that shit in the toilet make you look fucking sick True and the ellipses did the ellipses Don't even talk to me about the dead happens on the ellipses. What happened? Not my ellipses not like this What is the ellipses exactly? No one knows what the fuck the ellipses isn't till now now That's not everyone's going the ellipses grass is dead

Shut up We got bigger fish to fry than some fucking dead grass That will be fine

Yeah, that is funny. How everyone suddenly was like it's just such a sacred space that you'd never have been used for

“It's like there. I remember what was going on there. I”

Soul, I saw HB. I saw hundred I remember some old things in there hundred Biden run. He's out of HB. It's words It's not I swear to me but in the end he goes I Don't think that place should be desecrated like that. It's like. Yo. Let's do a lot of tech. They're about who's the cocaine And then don't talk about my boy He's a man. I saw the positive tweet now. He's a man. He's a man

He was just he said he liked me. Yeah, now I like him. HB all the dude HB I forgive him could make a run dude. He's he sensible. He did that tweet. I go. Okay. This guy's sensible He's not really inflammatory. He seems like he's he could bridge the aisle He really could all this dirty laundry is out there. It's like okay. What are you gonna do? Yeah I fucking smoke crack the guy in the guy in Canada smoked cracky and he's the fucking man

He's the boy who was on IP to a legend. Oh shit. I know he's dead in R.P. Yeah that fucking interviewer He's like yes, smoke crack. You're just jealous because nobody wants to do cool stuff with you Yeah, I don't a press conference. He's like they're saying I ate that girl's pussy I got plenty to eat at home. Thank you He said I ate her pussy in an interview. I got through the fucking man. Yeah, I need to eat at home

Also talking about eating his wife's pussy Also being like plenty of it at home just there. Yeah, he was the fucking man She's needing the dough for me right now. I'm about to come home and jump on it But yeah, I got to be honest going to the White House was sick. Yeah, it was cool. Yeah I kept my distance from the politicians. Yep. We wanted to enjoy the fight. They were good fights

It was a spectacle did hang out with the troops the entire time sick the troops fucking rule Been before that I went to the NBA final. I was it. Yep. I went to I went to the first four games My seat kept getting further Last game. I was up That was crazy that was awesome. Yeah, that was that was really cool. Clearly neutral observer

It's fun to watch I was pulling for them. There's do you see the guy for Esper also. I was

I didn't go back to San Antonio and I was very excited to walk around and see the chaos

Nothing. It wasn't that chaos now. I think by a massive square garden. It was wild. Yeah, but I was expecting like I was down Like Washington Square Park was just a bunch of Loirpers dude. Yeah, there was a bunch of kids Men why you and a bunch of people that moved to New York that no one gives a fuck about the next and they were all just standing there like What do we do? Yeah, how do we do this and it reminded me? I was just made me miss Philadelphia. Yeah, true Insanely put you know right in broad street. It's there's somebody's people soccer in a horse

Right in the fucking mouth Yeah, well, they don't know as you're allowed to break the law for 12 hours. Yeah, so go break the laws and you know someone will die unfortunately. Yes Yeah, that is yeah, that's kind of cool. You got to see that because I wondered like they made it look like it was complete up by the garden. I think it was and I think the parade was chaotic Yeah, and also

“Trump there so they hold was that they aren't okay. That's what the Trump was a game three. Yeah, that was fun. How was that?”

It was crazy trying to get into the stadium because they blocked off like blocks around the stadium

That's not so yeah, yeah good to hang out with the boys and blue though and my PD It's nice. Yeah cops turns out cool and my PD are chill. Yeah. They're they're busy enough to where they're not like breaking the balls about dumb stuff I got pulled over the other night down here in Austin. I've just literally completely so I began damn bro I'm a suspicious driver here. It's suddenly I'm a suspicious

Also, my car looks inside of my car looks like a crackhead car. There's shit. There's just like the weirdest assortment of shit There's like shit that I get mailed. There's like t-shirts and plastic bags and basketball food containers and the guy pulled up and goes like Have it a good night, man. My headlights were off. He's like sure fire DUI and I was just like oh, that was Forman he was like ash shit. He looked I think he smelled the breath through clean so But yeah, so I got off. I got to do all my cop stuff turn the lights on inside so like put him at ease window fully down

I was

“Both hands hands visible for sure. I did have a little joint head height right down didn't even move my shoulder”

But kind of proud of myself for that movie shoulders nice. It was dude I just scooped it out of a little hand rest dropped it on a floor right as he was walking I said I would a panic dude. I watched him much mid west safety. I was cool was a cute gum ride I like literally jumped in the passenger seat, but I can drive it driver took off. Dude. I don't even know These are my pants

He's my brother he's my brother's pants Yeah, you already got out and freaked the fuck out. I would have said I was a sovereign citizen I would have hit him with the poor. Yeah, hmm see the What's good, bro? Yes, it's good. It's gonna be bad for you Right, I could that must have been terrifying for that cops

Like you do do do do jail jail jail jail jail. You're gonna show it. You dust and poor. Yeah You're like yeah, that's gonna be bad for you And then he hit the I would have tased him right away. Yeah, I would just yeah, but then if that that dude Confident pulls that out and the shorts lift You see the shorts lift you hit the fucking shorts lift square and up and hit time

Oh, no, I've seen this No, man, that's that's for real terrifying and everyone's like yo do something about this guy It's like I'd have to train for five years after the train. So I have to go back in time I have to get a time machine and start training when I'm ten years old Oh, I have a gun

Yeah, no, I would have been To have to be taste it's got a taste and just rip it may bro I see you beautiful if you that's so scary. I guess two of he closed the distance. He would have fucking I don't if you like that

“Poor as the man. Yeah, and happens do that happens. I think everybody forget some”

Everyone's like that was actually sick video. It is kind of cool as fucking that. Yeah, dude. Not that that's cool But he pulled it off. Yeah, Justin Timberlake did the same thing. He had a cool drunk video when the guy was like What's it? What are you doing? He was like, it's gonna ruin the tour. I'm Gonna ruin the whole world tour. I'm on a world tour. Yeah, it's not a max. This is gonna ruin the tour. Yeah, it's what tour the world Although then you see footage from the tour. He's just kind of like, don't care

Don't want to do this Jati, I mean, you're saying he nailed in the world tour. I haven't seen it. There's a video. No people were mad

I don't get it. You never know what happens. Yeah, there was a video where he was just like

Kind of you know the audience things. He was just walking around on stage and just hitting this He was kind of phoneative phone in the world tour. But that's his that's his business. Yeah, I want to get Jati on so bad It'd be awesome so bad. I have my strings that I could pull I tried. I had one

HB

I think we get Hunter on we can get HB. I think we get HB and you know again

I'm kidding about cocaine in the White House could have been anybody's but

“Literally could have been anyone's if you want to if thought you talk about cocaine. There's a lot”

That's a cocaine archetype the whole yeah, this is a politics. So it was just a obviously a clever joke on Hunter I would love to get HB on HB and J.T. It would be he's simultaneously simultaneously Yeah, we should stop looking just random I'll bring the clear podiums a lot to people standing. Well, we sit down J.T. You were drunk

J.T. You're drunk. That's so fucking funny

J.J. T.D. D.U.I Also, it's got to be crazy to D.U.I when you're J.T. and you're like this isn't going to affect me at all But they're just like okay. I'll just hire someone to drive me This is fucking minor inconvenience You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm fucking saying

Yeah, for sure. Can't believe I got profile while I was driving tan. Yeah. That's crazy Dang you're getting too tanned. I'm dude. I'm trying to see you think I'm getting you get if you keep getting more Jack

They're gonna go straight for the taser. I feel like I'm at a plug-ton

Full threat. I'll just be adjusting my shorts. I'll get. You get full threat I want to see how I can go. This is I think I'm maxed out. This is you think I know you can do more of this I'm also I think I'm plateauing. I don't think I'm getting now. I noticed how jacked you are No, when I walked in I haven't seen him fucking 10 days. I was like god damn Well, what happened competition's almost over. I've been doing a calorie competition with who two my neighbors

What's the calorie bro? So ever burns the most calories total in the month of June wins I'm a pretty good. I'm I'm on part of hate about like 35,000 for June It's crazy. Yeah, it's been pretty I had a 3000 calorie day. I think it really like fucks me

“That's why I really want to have an hard attack in the middle”

Yeah, I'm like really excited for this day. And I don't know why this is this thing spiral out of control And now it's just complete panic every time I get in the alert to my thing being like blah, blah Started working. I'm like fucking bastard fuck I check my enemies every day One of my enemies up there and I got I got a run for miles Been to catch we kind of fun yeah calorie off is it's been a fun thing and it's honestly one of those things where they say like

Well, you can over-trained you need rest days. I've had no rest days. I've been 30 fucking days It's like maybe not maybe actually don't need a rest day. Maybe it's all fucking bullshit Those rest days really Sink my battleship. Yeah, you think they turning the rest of the jam for three days. I go rest day And then you get a fucking I'm so sorry double two rest days and you get a fucking I'm not going back to the fucking

Yeah, I turn the rest of my stress mark. Yeah, turns out you don't really need them They bullshit. So I'd break it to you guys extra size physiologists and doctors I'm definitely very healthy and I'm not going to have a hard attack because I fucking don't look at thousand calories every 30 days I'm all in what's the day today Okay, it's also it I will say it's not fairness competition because

My friends have like jobs. They have to be at so I I'm fucking hit like a fucking two hour block It's been actually it's been fun, but I will say I'm like all right. This is a I got a chill. This is it. This is just not it's not nice

“But yeah, it's just one negative things coming if what text no it's not that bad. It never is as bad as you think honestly”

I'll tell you this one Well, you get to get the battle. Oh, no off air. All right. We done. Yeah Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane secret podcast on Spotify do it