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If you wake later in the night, just press play again. Our story tonight is called Family Photos, and it's a story about an afternoon in the village square, and moments caught on film. It's also about oak trees and robots, a gate and a fence, and the feeling of belonging in your family, and in your community.
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Family photos.
“The oaks around the village green are thankfully very tall, and full of wide scalloped”
leaves, so the square beneath it stays shady and cool, even on long summer afternoons.
My camera hung from my neck, but I lifted it to snap a photo so frequently that I didn't even notice its weight. I'd set up a few spots for folks to pose, in front of the fountain, on the benches by the chest tables, and on the sloping green grass, on the north side of the square. There was a sign-up sheet with timeslots and spots for names on a clipboard, a stubby pencil
“dangling from it by a ribbon, but lots of folks just showed up whenever they could, and”
we fit them in easily enough.
It was part of a project that the historical society put together, to create a photographic record of our citizens, to keep their stories for posterity, and to give families a chance that a free portrait to take home. But we'd be running these photo sessions regularly over the summer, so chances were nearly every village could be a part of it if they wanted to.
It seemed lots wanted to, I'd been snapping away all day, and had seen kids and grown-ups and dogs and cats, and at least one iguana all pose and smile.
“I mean, I think the iguana was smiling, it was a bit hard to tell.”
The family settled on the bench in front of the camera now was made up of a husband and wife. A small, excited, brown dog, a seemingly indifferent, orange cat, and a large grey hound, with assaults and pepper muzzle, who had fallen asleep across his mom's lap, as soon as they sat down.
It took a minute to get the little brown dog, I learned his name was Crum, to settle somewhere.
He finally picked the spot between his parents, plopping his bum down on the bench seat,
and thwacking his tail against his mom's elbow, and the cat, um, marmite, oh no, marmalade, that was her name, she climbed up onto her dad's lap, and looked over one Auburn shoulder at me, like a seasoned model. I called out jokingly, "Could y'all show me a bit more personality please?" In the moment their mouths turned up, and their eyes lit with humor, my snapped the picture.
I took a half dozen or so for safety, and then sent the family over to the table, the historical society had set up, to look at the shots on a tablet, and pick out their favorite. While they were there, they would share their names and ages for posterity. And add any extra information they wanted to include in the record. Some people shared their occupation, maiden names, the cross streets of their neighborhood,
Or even a story about their lives in the village.
Today I'd met the homecoming queen, who'd been crowned the year I was born.
“The family that bought the cider mill a few seasons back, and the boat right, who'd”
built the robots more at the end stock, and speaking of the end, the end keeper herself had come up with the idea for this project. Something about a cache of pictures and documents she'd come across somewhere, and now she wanted to add our contemporary villagers to it. She was the one at the table, taking down names and ages in fact.
Her portrait had been the first I'd taken today before a line formed.
One with just her and her cat sick and more, and another with an older man with a
“mustache, and a very good looking person in a chef's apron.”
Sigmaura had gone back to the end with the other two, and the end keeper stayed to help make records of our photo subjects. As crumbs parents looked over their pictures, I welcomed two more people onto the bench. Now, families come in all shapes and sizes, and I found it better to let people tell
you how they related to each other rather than gas.
And most people did offer up details as they posed. These two had strong sibling energy, but didn't look a thing alike. Eight thirties, early forties, maybe. Him with thick rim glasses, sitting across striking patches of Vittaligo on his cheeks. His shirt was crisply ironed, and his shoes freshly shined.
Her with combat boots, and an orange girbura daisy tucked behind one ear. Still there was something unmistakably aligned between them. They seemed a bit wooden on the bench, and I moved them over to the spot in front of the fountain instead. He casually leaned back against it, bringing his height a bit closer to hers, and she
automatically threaded her arm through his. We all smiled, feeling the comfort in the pose. I realized, as I pulled the camera away from my eye, to look at the shot on the screen, that I recognized them. "Wait," I said, with excitement.
“Aren't you the ones who organized the friends giving dinner every year?”
They both smiled even wider, and said in unison, "That's us." They told me about growing up in houses, whose backyards touched each other. There was a gate in the fence, so they could go back and forth. Now they'd become a member of each other's household and family, ending up something like brother or sister or best friends.
The pictures I took while they told me their story, or my favorites of the set. Next up, and this time, over on a blanket, I'd stretch to top a patch of soft grass. Was a bigger group. Husbands and their two sons. Two pretty dogs called crimson and clover, a couple of grandparents and an aunt.
They were a noisy, busy group, and kept me laughing, as I focused my lens.
Since there were no other villagers waiting, we spent some time putting toget...
groupings, the boys and their dogs, then added in the aunt, then swapped the dogs for the grandparents, and then just the husbands. I asked them when the last time they'd had a picture taken of just the two of them was.
“They looked at each other trying to remember.”
Probably, not since our wedding day, they finally agreed.
The moment with just the two of them only lasted a few seconds. Before the dogs pulled their way back onto the blanket, and we did one final portrait with the whole family. I gave the dogs a pat, shook hands and got hugs from the boys, and they stepped over
to the table to see how the shots had come out.
“The post clock in the square showed I had a few minutes until the next family was set”
to arrive. I sat down on the bench and lifted my camera from my neck. I dread somewhere that there isn't a person on the planet.
That is anything less than your 20th cousin.
And I thought that just as the people and animals I'd photographed today were through blood or marriage or simple choice, family to each other.
“They were also family to me, but we were all walking each other back home.”
Family photos. The oaks around the village green are thankfully very tall and full of wide scalloped leaves, so the square beneath it stays shady and cool, even on long summer afternoons. My camera hung from around my neck, but I lifted it to snap a photo so frequently, but I didn't even notice its weight.
I'd set up a few spots for folks to pose, in front of the fountain, on the benches by the chest tables, and on the sloping green grass on the north side of the square. There was a sign-up sheet with time slots and spots for names on a clipboard, a stubby pencil dangling from it by a ribbon. But lots of people just showed up whenever they could, and we fit them in easily enough.
It was part of a project that the historical society put together to create a photographic record of our citizens, to keep their stories for posterity, and also give families a chance at a free portrait to take home. Getting pictures taken is sometimes one thing too many for busy folks, but we'd be running these photo sessions regularly over the summer, so chances were nearly every villager could
be a part of it if they wanted to, and it seems lots wanted to.
I'd been snapping away all day, and had seen kids and grown-ups, and dogs and...
one iguana, pose and smile.
I mean, I think the iguana was smiling. It was a bit hard to tell.
“The family settled on the bench in front of the camera now was made up of a husband and”
wife, a small, excited, brown dog, a seemingly indifferent orange cat, and a large gray hound, with a salt and pepper muzzle, who had fallen asleep across his mom's lap, as soon as they sat down. I took a minute to get the little brown dog, I learned his name was Crum, to settle somewhere.
He finally picked the spot between his parents, plopping his bum down on the bench seat,
“and flocking his tail against his mom's elbow, and the cat, a marmalade, that was her name.”
He climbed up onto her dad's lap and looked over one Auburn shoulder at me, like a seasoned model. I called out jokingly, "Could y'all show a bit more personality please?" In the moment their mouths turned up, and their eyes lit with humor, I snapped the picture.
“My took a half dozen or so for safety, and then sent the family, over to the table, the”
historical society had set up to look at the shots on a tablet and pick out their favorite. While they were there, they would share their names and ages for posterity, and add any extra information they wanted to include in the record. Some people shared their occupation, maiden names, the cross-strates of their neighborhood, or even a story about their lives in the village.
So far today, I'd met the homecoming queen, who'd been crowned the year I was born. The family that bought the cider mill a few seasons back, and the boat right, could build the robots, more at the end stock, and speaking of the end, the end keeper herself had come up with the idea for the project, something about a cache of pictures, and documents she'd come across somewhere, and how she wanted to add our contemporary villagers to it.
She was at the table, taking down names, and ages, in fact.
Her portrait had been the first I'd taken today, before a line formed.
One with just her, and her cat sick of more, and another with an older man, with a mustache,
A very good-looking person in the chef's apron.
Sika Mor had gone back to the end with the other two, and the in-keeper stayed to help
make records of our photo subjects.
“As crumbs' parents looked over their pictures, I welcomed two more people onto the bench.”
Now families come in all shapes and sizes, and I found it better to let people tell you how they were related to each other, rather than to gas.
And most people did offer up details as they posed.
These two had strong sibling energy, but didn't look a thing alike. Late 30s, early 40s, maybe.
“And with thick-rimmed glasses, sitting across striking patches, a vitiligo on his cheeks.”
His shirt was crisply ironed, and his shoes freshly shined.
Here with combat boots, and an orange-corbura daisy tucked behind one ear.
Still there was something unmistakably aligned between them. They seemed a bit wooden on the bench, and I moved them over to the spot in front of the fountain. He casually leaned back against it, bringing his height a bit closer to hers, and she automatically threaded her arm through his.
We all smiled, feeling the comfort in the pose. I realized, as I pulled the camera away from my eye, to look at the shot on the screen, that I recognized them. Wait, I said with excitement.
“Aren't you the ones who organized the friends giving dinner every year?”
They both smiled even wider, and said in unison, "That's us." They told me about growing up in houses, whose backyards touched each other. Now there was a gate in the fence, so they could go back and forth. And now they'd each become a member of the other's household and family, ending up something like brother and sister or best friends.
In pictures, I took, while they were telling me their story, or my favorite of the set. Next up, and this time, over on a blanket, I'd stretched a top, a patch of soft grass. It was a bigger group, husbands, and there are two sons, two pretty dogs, called crimson,
Clover, a couple of grandparents, and an aunt.
They were a noisy, busy group, and kept me laughing, as I focused my lens.
“As there were no other villagers waiting, we spent some time putting together different”
groupings, the boys and their dogs then added in the aunt, then swapped the dogs for the
grandparents, then just the husbands.
I asked them, when the last time they'd had a picture taken of just the two of them was,
“and they looked at each other, trying to remember, probably not since our wedding day,”
they finally agreed.
The moment, with just the two of them, lasted only a few seconds, before the dogs pulled
their way back onto the blanket, and we did one final portrait with the whole family.
“I gave the dogs a pat, shook hands, and got hugs from the boys, and they stepped over”
to the table to see how their shots had come out. The post-clock in the square showed I had a few minutes until the next family was set to arrive. I sat down on the bench, and lifted my camera from my neck. I'd read somewhere that there isn't a person on the planet who is anything less than
your 20th cousin. And I thought that just as the people and animals I photographed today were through blood or marriage or simple choice, family to each other. They were also family to me, that we were all walking each other back home. Sweet dreams.


