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going to come out and that's exactly what he did. He was on fire from the start. He was blocking threes. The spurs are an absolute problem. And as hard as the timber rolls played and they
look like even in the third quarter when they came out of half time and there was no one in
the stands in San Antonio. I don't know what they're doing. Get back to your seats. It just was too much, too much spurs and they win easily and take a pivotal game five. I have time, a lot of big women in line for those churros. That's totally, that's not PFT. Not me yet. It's Charles Broccoli. I'm just quoting, I'm quoting Sir Charles. Yeah, you call it, you call it revenge? Yeah, redemption is what Reggie Miller was calling it.
Redemption for, I guess, yeah, trying to elbow somebody's neck off. Yeah, but what I often win be, at least like tonight and and really through the playoffs, like Winby is kind of, he's evolving so fast as a center. Like the knock against Winby a couple months ago was like he doesn't really have that, you know, a great offensive low post game. And now we're seeing that, oh yeah, Winby can do that too. Yeah. So it's just a matter. It's a matter of time. He's going to be
a, he's going to be the best center of all time at like every skill set by the time it's all sudden done. And right now, what's the stat? The pivotal game five that in a two-two series, Winner game five wins 82% of the time? Yeah. It's it's it's it's it's the game. The spurs have
“done it. I think the spurs are 10 and one when they've won game five of a series that's”
tied to two and they look dominant tonight. And maybe maybe I'm outing myself as not a diehard spurs watcher. I haven't seen too much of them. Dillon Harper. Oh yeah. Dillon Harper should be starting. Dillon Harper might be the best guard on that team. And I understand that they've got, you know, two other players that they're paying significant amounts of money to. But I feel like Dillon Harper is the best player on. He's the best one that's really good too. I mean castles really good.
They're good. I feel like Dillon Harper's the best though. I would, I would say it castles castles what he does defensively too. He's he's he's very very good. But yeah, no they have
Dillon Harper's been great in this series and he's he's helped out a lot and ...
good they're just a good team all around. Like there's there's not a lot of holes when you have Victor Wembe and Yana standing in the middle like you can just see it as the timber rolls get frustrated. You just can't they have to alter every shot they have to take a lot of threes from guys they don't want taking threes. They shot you know 27% from three tonight and that's a lot of the Wembe effect where it's like you can't go in the paint and and you just there's not a lot
you can do when he's standing there he's blocking threes. He's blocking threes like he's just everywhere. His feels like his presence is just everywhere on the court and you're thinking about him even when he's not there. Yeah like you're shooting a three now and you're like oh god I hope there's centered doesn't block this three. Yeah he's it's it's it's crazy it's a freak show to
watch and it's his first playoffs. I don't it was a it was a it was a close game with four
“left in the third I think it was 72 67 with four left in the third and then after that the spurs were”
just like okay time to slip their throats and they did. Yeah yeah I mean like I said I I wouldn't be shocked at the timber rolls because somehow find a way to win game six just because that's in their DNA like you saw it even in the third quarter when they came out of half time and like we're we're gonna fight and we're not gonna give up but they just ran out of gas Anthony Edwards he's still clearly not a hundred percent you could see it like at the towards the end of the game I
know it was kind of it was it was 15 20 point lead back and forth in the fourth quarter but like he he just kind of ran out of gas he didn't have that burst he didn't really want the ball
and I don't blame him like he's still coming back from injury he had an incredible game for his
knee went backwards 10 days ago and he had to play two two you know he had a crazy effort in game four and then has to come back and play game five it's just it's tough the odds are stacked against the
“timber rolls right now and it doesn't it feels like they're maybe out of answers maybe the answer”
is just you got to get Wemby to elbow some more people you gotta yeah you gotta get under skin a little bit I don't know I feel like that's a mistake that Wemby's not gonna make again now that he knows the rule where it was when he went in the face yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that's one thing they didn't teach him at at Montschool but he picked up on that yeah yeah all right anything else from this game nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing I mean the spur I'm excited I and I don't
means overlooked the wolves they've they've been much much better than I expected them but I feel like you're right they're they're limited right now and he's he's not like a show of himself he's still really fucking good but he's not he's not capable of putting this roster on his back right down in winning series so I'm just I'm pumped I'm I'm very excited for a thunderstorms yeah
Wemby by the way the the first six six minutes of the game he had 16 points he just he did come out
“and just like I'm just going to assert my dominance did you also see the spur's secret weapon”
is just that pop is still around because I don't know if you guys saw the clip that pop like met Wemby at the airport and talked to him but like at the minute he stepped off the plane he was just talking to him yeah I feel like having a guy that knows basketball the way pop does and he's not in the best health but like he knows basketball better than anyone and he's just a secret weapon they be like oh yeah let me just give Wemby a couple tips here and then everything will probably fix
itself also Tim does and David or obviously just being around like I'm sure they're you know they are they're out the games are probably they're pretty game like that those are probably too good people to bounce them some things off yeah yeah yeah Tim broken sitting in the crowd looking like he sells the the cheapest weed ever I love it yeah and then the sabers came back they they they tie the series in Montreal tough game this series has been awesome the crowds have been awesome
and I'm excited that we're going to get like they did feel like if the Canadians we talk with Bizz on on Monday show that it it felt like it was teetering on like the Canadians just dominating the rest of the series but now we get two two and we're going back to Buffalo it's got to be fought yeah Tage Thompson, Tage against the machine he had that gold tonight that I don't know if that's a spot in Montreal on the ice that he knew about when he fired that puck against the
boards but it looked like he knew what he was doing yeah it looked like he knew that there's a spot where where the puck will care strangely somehow the goalie didn't look for it but Tage knew about it but it looked like it was something that was unintentionally so I would like to hear what what in Bizz have to say about that if that's something that that players know around the league that there's certain spots in certain arenas it's like yeah you can you can fire something in there and
they said on the broadcast like wherever the Zamboni is that's like a thick you know that's that's a common spot everywhere because that's where the Zamboni comes out but they said the the Canadians coaches had told the goalie that he comes too far out in those situations and to stay in goal
Then they're like if he had just come out of the goal like that probably does...
Look at that I like that because it bounced off him. Hanky Pucks yeah and also Bizz told us it was
the face off the face off battle the Sabers won the face off battle tonight they got dominated in
“the last two games and they they had the puck more often so good for them and then we're I think”
the did you guys see that hit in the ducts night's game that was a car and then he had bouncing off the grass a little bit oh listen he I hope he's okay he came off the ice Roy's getting out of blister so is it golf tough now like Roy played I think three holes today with the blister and then had to come off but he he's gonna play in the PGA hockey guys are coming out of the games it's pretty sad to see sad set of bears and chill right now I look I called you
I don't think golf you got taking off the S tonight when he got he got cross check right the no I know the referee it looked like he was the referee's like I'm not I'm not looking for this like
he basically turned his head right at the second that he got cross check yeah he was like that's
listen this is playoff hockey I'm not gonna step in for every tiny little infraction that we have the guy like straight up across check to the front of his neck like it looked like his vocal cords got crushed and I mean shout out hockey players coffee will didn't even really seem to appeal to the rough no at all no after he got that he's just like oh they didn't call it okay I guess I better skate over to the bench now hit off the ice fair play hey do you have anything to say about
Roy having a blister because it is very funny yeah I mean serious stuff like people people think golfers are are a joke but that's I mean a blister you're a played golf on a blister I have actually I did on Monday and yeah how'd I go fine names you were with me like I did I complain once we walked and even though yeah that's that's just built different I guess played a fold nine holes yeah we'll see how I mean I I think it's gonna hurt as chances honestly are you being serious
which handed on no it's on his foot yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it would make it maybe a difference if it was on his hand no it's just foot which foot I think it was his right foot it's like it looked like a blister like when you wear sandals at the beach all day yeah blisters aren't real you can just you can just pretend to blister doesn't exist pitchers pitchers blisters are real
“that's why I was saying like it's on your hand and I can see that but if it's a foot blister”
let's put it easy on it let's just get to get air put yeah crazy glue put and you're fine put put put a bandied on it you'll be fine that was max is uh you can tell on his right foot that was that was max's beautiful mic that he's just stunted on Hank right now he's he's looking great with his new mic I wish I didn't know it was the pinky the pinky tone of me seems like the most that's the worst spot to get it just put a pinky bandied on it okay two other things before we kick it
to ourselves in studio one one I have my end ALS shirt on right now uh book shiambi sent me this so
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we're doing some stuff with them so please support it they made it all 30 team colors so you can go get one now in support ALS trying to find a cure I actually have two more things dare morey fired max yeah it had to be done okay you're not a basketball time do you want me to talk about it or do you just want to keep talking about things that happen in the past I mean he just added one piece of conversation it had to happen you're not a
basketball tell like what are you talking about uh dare morey had to go you're gonna keep talking you're gonna just let him tell you what are you gonna do I'm just I'm just you asked me about dare morey so I'm trying to give my two cents and it's just it's just a chirp gallery over there like I can't get three words out without something from you two snicker guys over there by the way that's more than three words I don't think dare morey he'd like to go sorry
“dare morey what do you have to go five words my bad because it's not morey it's something”
going back something's not working I've dare morey has done a lot of good things for the future of the seventy six years he's very good drafter since his time he's drafted tie-res Maxi Jeremy
K V.
both of those two guys are also no longer there so he's very good at evaluating talent he's not
“very good at putting a team together which is probably pretty important for a GM but”
we'll see we got to see who we bring in the you know really get excited about it because right now it's just damage control Max are you guys keeping Nick nurse we are keeping Nick nurse so you're bringing in a GM with a coach that he did not hire yeah hope you got a GM that is on board with Nick nurse yeah do you think it's a good work together do you think deal morey was like hey you know I'm not gonna yeah I'm done you beat but we're gonna say no you beat it yeah all right good win
for me no I was just saying you think deal morey there we go hard the comments but not being
a basketball town he's like I don't want to do this anymore well he didn't resign so yeah but
he was like I don't want to do this anymore like yeah we don't want you to do this anymore it's
“a mutual parting of ways it was not described as a mutual parting of ways I think it was”
I just could move my Josh Harris is what you're saying it was a move it was a move there had to be some sort of move you couldn't just run it back you had to have someone I actually have no idea if they said if it was a parting of ways okay yeah let's pull this up now don't worry yes y'all said morey in the 70s it was on Josh Harris did blitzer met on Tuesday evening it filled off in the decision was made to part ways yeah wait a minute no that's a mora
no no no there's a very dangerous and blitzer to decide to part ways with their own morey
no there's no met with their met morey met with them on Tuesday night and they decided to part ways okay I'll do the reenactment of how this went down mutually it was Josh Harris and he goes your fired and then Dermore goes I agree yeah I'm fired no you Dermore has said part ways question mark there was yes yeah and the Josh Harris what you said yes yeah yes I thought I thought I thought our guy Ryan Glassbeagle had a
a pretty decent idea of what Dermore should do next mm-hmm they it should be the guy that the NBA hires to figure out how to stop teams from tanking and taking advantage of all the rules yeah to get the specifics out of the NBA yes it's it's catch me if you can Frank Avenue
“yeah it's the o-fstein yeah they bring them on you like to think like a thief you have to”
hire a thief yeah pretty much make the game great again okay last thing PFT and Hank you guys have a new bet yeah I mean Hank and I are going to get into it in a little bit on the show and and after we got done getting into it we took a little bit of a break and after we're done recording Hank and I sat down or argument continued because Hank just doesn't understand that teams can change and that front offices can change and that plans can exist and that certain
teams can be set up to be actually competitive in the future in a way that maybe they haven't looked at all like for the last 40 years and Anthony gives a play for the wizards yet if Anthony Davis is healthy then like who knows the sky's a limit and also by the way Hank we might not be done we might we might go out there and get an Andre Drummond oh my god there we might we might go out there and get a LeBron James he sees how Michael Jordan and his queries like I want to
taste of that but we might not be done so Hank and I had a little bit and after a little bit of back and forth the bet's going to be will the Washington wizards finish in the top eight seeds in the east going into the end of the regular season yes at the end of the regular season will they be a top eight seeded team and I had the boys over at Draft King sportsbook put together a hypothetical over under wind total for the for the wizards if they keep AD if uh and if we
keep the number one pick and we take the bandset those are the assumptions that we're making right now and the over under would be stop this one is do not matter for the our bet though just for the record yeah but the the hypothetical over under for the wizards going next year would be 41 and half I'm obviously taking the over on that and that would put them outside the plan this year but I'm taking the over on it so I feel like it's a good bet and the terms of the bet are
if the wizards finish in the top eight at the end of the regular season Hank has to get a Washington wizards tattoo that's about the the size of a baseball somewhere in his body we said
A peanut butter cap which is about the size of the official verbiage was pean...
peanut butter cap that's true I just didn't know that most people can envision a baseball easier
but no I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry for even saying that peanut butter cap and then if uh if the wizards don't uh Hank gets my alchumino so I I was doing the act when this happened um and Max texted me it are you I love this bet is it be great great great for the podcast but you're trying to get rid of the alchumino I'm not the alchumino is getting it's getting uh fixed for the summer right now I'm yeah in fact I'm putting a lot of money into it right now
so that it doesn't have any of the problems that's happened the past and by the way that's
another thing people like to talk about the alchumino like it didn't work at all last year it worked
every day until the very last day the summer when I said it's worked every day and then the next morning it didn't start um but besides that it was a great summer I'm getting fixed up and putting money into it right now as we speak uh so no I I don't want to get rid of the alchumino but that's
“how that's how strongly I feel about my wizards my beloved wizards Hank what are you going to”
do with the alchumino if you get it probably just drive it to work and just park it like I'll probably just drive it back and forth to work just so PFC can like see it okay um and then what and Hank
originally tried to bet me his car but I don't want that piece of shit no it's like no it's just good
that's good yeah yeah I was a show here in my car um Hank what tattoo would you get I don't know I've thought about that they have they have some interesting logos so I mean I honestly like I don't think I'll ever have to really think about it ever okay okay but if I yeah I'm not even really I don't have an answer and I will not have an answer again like I don't think this is ever going to be a conversation that I ever have to seriously consider it is kind of crazy
at the last like three days we've we've spent probably like 500 times as much time on this podcast
“talking about the wizards as we have in the the previous ten years combined but that's how that's how”
you can say these is what is what's the past I've been the one that's like do we're not talking about the wizards yeah right yeah we were not we were trying we were dying to talk about the wizards and you were like oh no no guys I'll stop right there yeah whatever they're going to just crazy like it's crazy that we done yeah we're quite Hank if the wizards got the number two pick would you be thinking playoffs yeah what about number three maybe not that's how that's
listen would defense uh Hank I know I know you don't spend a lot of time like actually watching basketball I know time it's important Brockton's finest if you look at what the starting five would be for the wizards next year outside of tray I think every single player is six foot 10 or above and they're pretty fucking skilled they're pretty young dynamic defensively besides tray young
“I think they're going to be a really good team so looking at it you got to basically”
hope that well the pace is if a halberten comes back they'll be you know they'll be back here and you got to hope that uh the combo of the the box bowls and nets don't get better which I I don't I don't think maybe the box if they keep you on us which we'll get to an aside but like we'll get to that a little bit yeah the bowls could get a good place probably not going to be a top 8 seed I would say they're they got a lot of the nets not worried about the nets magic I don't
know yeah the magic probably and then just say like you know better than the wizards yeah who knows what the sixers are going to be like next year they might not even play basketball they don't have a GM I don't know what's going on there it's fun bet there's a lot of minutes out there on the court did you see the dances shooting threes at the combat yeah don't care okay yeah okay I agree I don't I don't think it matters much I just I I know that was going viral that he was
the yeah some guy from like the upper deck was was would had had him just missing a shit load of threes the NBA combat is is a very it's very funny to me like the stuff that they measure like we haven't seen him playing basketball and shooting threes and games before well that's the NFL combat too yeah the NFL combine yeah I guess so it's a little bit different with the NBA though I would
I'd say the NBA's probably like more instructive than the NFL combat you thin...
actually play games like they play in my childhood in the NBA combat in the NBA combat like
“obviously care band look pretty good when he was shooting um but like when you see them do”
the defensive drills and they clock those that seems like it's probably a pretty relevant drill and then seeing like what the wingspan is and all that I get that all the NBA combine is like you can learn a lot more than what the NFL combine does because again they play games against each other I'm not worried about the bands are missing a few shots now I think we'll be okay and again I'm feeling even more confident after hearing Hank talk but because it's clear that Hank
he says not like the wizards have just been kind of like a dark spot in the back of his brain that he is not thought about at all for the last one years which I understand but just know that that dark spot is it's growing and it's it's coming back angry we played you guys in the playoffs one time John Wall yeah yeah no this is this is I'm just looking forward I just hope you know if you guys don't run the El Camino in the ground this summer I'm sure it'll be in tip top shape
by the time I get it I'm thinking tramp stamp for your Hank I'm thinking small your back
“get to choose no oh let's let's talk about it right now that's what he's thinking”
that was part of the terms we have the terms on camera and it was that Hank gets to choose where the tattoo goes yes I suggest my suggestion is the small of your back all right if we're doing suggestions I suggest your neck all right I will can I'll take those suggestions in the consideration okay good thank you appreciate it all right I think PFC is just realizing he got fließt on this deal no I did it I'm I'm completely fine on this deal having you don't know what a fleecing is having Hank have a tattoo
of the wizard to washing the wizards on his body yeah that's how strongly I feel that the wizards are back okay let's we're gonna talk a little more about this but we got to other stuff we get Shane Bacon Brooks Capca bronze possible last game hot sea cool to own guys on chicks we're gonna kick it back to ourselves all in studio okay before we kick it back to ourselves draft kings NBA playoffs are here in draft king sportsbook and official sports betting partner the NBA
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com slash promos limited time offer right boys we are one and only our last one par lays so hot so hot we have to do one we're doing one four Wednesday night calves pistons pivotal game five which are about to talk about game four and a minute but do we have our picks I got one that I love same
“okay I hope we don't have the same one go is it Kate coming ham six plus rebounds no good I think”
he's gonna do it all I think it's gonna be fighting probably gonna triple double game five got to go hard okay I'm gonna go um max truce four plus rebounds oh max truce grit playing above the rim okay I'm gonna go dunk in Robinson three threes yeah hit a not great game four he had a good game three so I think he's gonna get a bounce back game at home okay so max truce four rebounds kid cutting M six rebounds Duncan Robinson three point three thinking about going Tobias Harris 19 plus
points he's a really good player he's really good player really good player uh should we talk about the game on monday night because dot of the Mitchell was sensational for a half he started the
game four points and to the game with 43 score 21 in the eight he tied the pistons in this in the third
quarter amidst the cabs twenty five old run and he just took over he was a lights out I don't
Know what he did at half time but it worked because he won this game James Ha...
pretty good too again he had he had a weird quote did you guys see the the reporter asking about
“his angels hat I did not see that so he was wearing an angels hat after the game and the post”
game press conference the reporter was like oh are you wearing an angels hat because they're playing the guardians this week and James Harden was like I don't know I don't watch any of that I don't know what you're talking about I just wake up and practice and go play ball he's just like I just
I just really respect Mike Trafts commitment to being a great offensive player and never winning anything
yeah yeah he's my spirit animal he said yeah I don't know who's playing who nothing I wasn't watching TV or nothing I just wake up and do the same thing every day practice every day yeah that I mean it's a it's a perfectly fitting hat yeah James Harden this was the carousel of air game too yeah what a what a what a performance he had last nine thirty one minutes yeah but time initial second half just a real just just cannot be stopped ties a record for most points
in a second half playoff game with uh Eric sleepy Floyd which I know we talked about this before we just used to have such better nicknames like sleepy Floyd's a great nickname it was I looked it up he got sleepy Floyd because he was playing baseball as a kid and someone yelled from the crowd hey get that kid out of there he looks like he's asleep and just and that was it yeah it was sleepy Floyd forever but like I was just thinking about it it's just it sucks we used to have
awesome night we have awesome nicknames now we don't it was spider yeah spider's good that's a good but like just I don't know just thinking back just we we've missed the the good nicknames yeah do's like I know we got we got mobility in this series reminds me of container mobility the cat
just a simple nickname like that that's always good hang you could be sleepy yeah sleepy
hindering yeah sure sleepy sleepy lock that's day sleepy but like like Max mentioned the
“I think it was last week when he was like yeah Jared McCain's just a microwave the microwave”
the nickname the microwave for Vinnie Johnson like that's an unbelievable nicknip we don't have those nicknames anymore we just have lost a ball it stinks I mean there's still nicknames but they're not cool I think it's because most nicknames so it's like they're not as you can't do a simple nicknames anymore every nicknames has to be like something special because the other ones have already been used yeah I don't know it's like all right saw Dave retreating something
about a oil can boy like that's a great nicknip yeah like they're just I just wish we had cool nicknames big number big number good nicknip that's a good nicknip yep the space man was a great nicknames too yeah good baseball name L Charlie hustle for Pete Rose hmm it's a great nicknip like that's I don't know Charlie hustle it's a great nicknip and people all Paul people all Paul's a
great nicknip and we all p play on piece it's a very funny game James yeah there's never been a
big game James Shields was first and then he wasn't big game big game James Harden I kind of like it just big game you just throw big game James on someone and they just don't come up big yeah it's almost too much pressure to live up to the name yeah the other story from this game and series well the cabs just they they they they're just gonna keep winning at home they got to find a way to win one and Detroit I I am starting to feel bad for Jalen Doran because it's he the
money amount of money he's costing himself in these playoffs is so significant he's a restricted free agent he was a 20 and 10 guy this year he was an all like hustle strength when you're playing in the regular season last idea at eight points and two rebounds yeah he's basically being played out of this series played out of these playoffs I actually think the pistons should probably not start him and it sucks because it's like it's funny to laugh but then it's like this guy I was
about to make a ton of money I don't know how much money you can pay him now because he doesn't have the the skill set that translates to the playoffs and it's been shown through two series now for the pistons yeah I don't know he's still got some time so the story's not quite written but it does feel like this is cost and multiple like tens of millions of minutes yeah when he's averaging 10 points in in the playoffs and he's just he's just a non-factor offensively in the pistons need
“it badly kick cutting game also not great last two games like just got to say it I think he's the”
best player in this series he's got to be the best player in this series for the pistons to win it yeah that's fair right he's got he's got he was doing some of the driving kicks I was like he was opening up the offensive a little bit but it just you get the vibe that this is going to be home team wins hope team wins yes I have a question for air for the booth because obviously it is fun when when do the most dominant team in your conference and you get to watch the teams are going to
play in the next round who do you want the most when you're watching these games I didn't watch last night's game oh you did on Monday's show you gave an answer I did I don't think it matters at this point they're just gonna be playing four more games than you and it just you're gonna be
The more ready team at this point you just need it to go seven you just need ...
just be ready I think you'd rather play the pistons now you want home court the next show good at home
“right put a task I went on the road I I think you want the pistons though I feel like the”
calves still have I mean the dot of the Mitchell still has what he did last night in him you don't mean like that's yeah but I don't think he's gonna do that every night of course not but I'm saying like just as a roster the calves feel like they have I'm not saying that they're significantly better than the pistons I think this probably gonna go seven I'm just saying as a roster it feels like they have more to offer in a seven game series in the pistons currently and that's just
the pistons like they've keep coming hand and they need other who'd you rather who'd you be like hey who who can step up more James Harden or like Evan Mobley or I don't know I mean I just also I'm just like I'm strictly in the in the entertainment just like let's have the most entertaining players me or not if James Harden could get it to another game seven I guess I really like that we want that we want that like game seven James Harden at the garden
what be that would be yeah probably the biggest stage that he's done it on like at MSG
“I want to bet I think uh at MSG on MSG James Harden like three points and he checks himself”
out in the third quarter and down in the middle it goes off for 50 and like everything but no no no no no
okay come on that'd be crazy the next it's coming to be a four game series well the thing is like New York City not really a strip club city no no yeah you what's that place uh gotta go to it's gonna be rich right here time square Rick's Cabaret but that's not do they do tassels there shut up me yeah Cabaret yeah Harden's not a tassels so he might be locked in for a game seven but yeah although all right so counterpoint I feel like in New York City you could
just make your own strip club in your hotel room yes true you could probably just you could probably and there's definitely clubs that we don't know about or ever went to probably like there's definitely late night spots where you're at yeah Zack could need to go starlots we set men's club you're where starlots I it's like an all-time men's club okay my men's
“club you know like as it are we talking dicks no no no no no okay yeah yeah I think we just”
expose ourselves as like we don't know ball yeah and we and we just came out as a strip club podcast and now we're just getting exposed well I mean we need exact to show us the light does that as that is the strip club guy of this podcast I'm actually just appointed the AWS not have anyone like tweet us to be like you guys see your strip club podcast name your five favorite we're just like oh starlots looks like a good time we're looking at her where now is that
Zack have you been to starlots no I just heard stories so play so soon we just shame would like a lot so Zack you were just a strip club guy no well I guess I guess it's null just for guy yeah yeah true yeah that's true yeah that's true good that's true quote capital they did just remodel to them one space Odyssey so if we ever want to take a field trip we've been there mon's Venus yeah they just remodel we didn't pick out filmed a video that yeah we didn't do us
film the in the in the thing upstairs robot filmed the spaceship yeah you got 11 years ago yeah time so this is in Queens yeah Zack I don't know ball but Zack I'm starting to think you
might be a little horny because the fact that you know the strip club that you've never been to
Zack's ever been to New York yeah that's not fair I have never been New York I'm a historically I enjoy the Joe Bun podcast Joe Bun is actually the rafters of starlots it's so tapped into the culture yeah I like that now there's a picture of Drake on there is Drake ever as he certified it I believe so yes sir so that might be how you found out about it too okay drank link linked up with side talk for an evening at starlots Zack our coolest guy oh yeah definitely like not even
probably horny is too but yes Zack do we have any update on the glasses oh glasses there they have been ship but they've been it says we're putting together your order on the orders oh I meant I meant from the strip club oh no because I told men see to go try to find them that would have been all time if he could have found them yeah I think the the kind woman who has them initially said she didn't have them and then she knew the description of them which maybe if you're like
you definitely have to have them and then she yeah I've never given up it'd be a real shame if
they Walsh went in there and just asked for those glasses back every day until we found them every day at least she looked good no you know yeah you're right she did how could you tell them because you're gonna have a glasses on he felt she felt good it's like braille you know I'm just getting two dots again what does that mean oh man okay other game uh lakers credit to the lakers they fought they fought their dicks off the last like three minutes of that game he'll on him I got
other things don't worry don't tell don't tell your face you know big catch right the last three
Minute like that was a credit that was a good game and for a team that's so d...
no I ain't the fuck off say that it's not the fuck up and this is a bigger discussion yeah just the last
“two minutes just you shut the fuck up and then we'll call on you guys and we'll get to the little”
prince based us suck when he knows he's the most punchable face of the world I plan to have a rock to go or say Hank is the lakers anything the lakers were never even we said
this a million times the lakers were never even close to being as good as the thunder I didn't
even have luka was in this series it wouldn't have mattered the thunder so much better the lakers are flawed team most teams oh did you just take off a set of phones most teams when they are in a sweep situation will lay down like dead dogs on mothers day and let a thousand threes get shot in their face the lakers did not do that they actually fought till the bitter end and I'll give them a little bit of credit for that they fought really hard and they also I know
they had no like if you just wanted this series is summed up perfectly in if you just look at SGA the JJ Reddick tried everything he possibly could the first two games they doubled them
“they blitz them SGA didn't score a lot of points the rest of the thunder just beat them game three”
he mixed the match tried it again another not great SGA performance the same thing lost by you know
a million game four they're like hey we're just gonna go one-on-one against SGA he drops 35
and makes some big shots the end they're just had no answers they had no answers to what the thunder pose and the thunder like even that there was that one play that's like what do you do with this because you have you have a center in deandry eight and who is just a complete like zero he couldn't even be on the court he had did you see his new his new chain deah what was it deah what was what does chain say his his career in saying yeah 170 million good for him the new deandry this is
during a series where he's getting absolutely torched and looks like like he can't play on the court he got a a big new chain this says dominate I like that dominate I like that good for him so listen say what you want about deandry I was I wasn't pressed with what the lakers did in the second half
because the entire series it's like okay half time close third quarter game over yeah the
lakers actually came out they won the third quarter yeah the second quarter was their problem second quarter for like six been it was the first six mentioned the second quarter yeah they didn't score it all and then in the second half they actually played better than the thunder did yeah in that third quarter and their oldest fuck and their limited and Austin Reeves was trying to do everything that he could yeah but it was that was so the one possession where it's like oh you
know what would be nice if you had a center that could actually do something he who who can't be played off the court was that it was maybe with like two minutes left and it was basically SGA heart and sign flashes to the free throw line past the heart and sign heart and sign turns around lobbed a check nothing you could do it but they just don't have anyone who could do it they can't and they had their chances the lakers had their chances of the fourth quarter they
“couldn't make shots on the end shot that's that's what it is and LeBron this might be the last”
time that we see him on an NBA court I think it's an abomination if he was wearing those jerseys the last time we see LeBron by see like it's a combination of those jerseys and the game being on prime yeah that's actually disgusting way for yeah for LeBron to in his career it was not his greatest series but I think he played good enough to the point where everybody knew that LeBron was doing you can't put this on him no and also hits the roster and then he shout out yeah shout
out to Dylan Brooks yeah because Dylan Brooks did the hitter of the year the hitter of the year he stopped by his what's the meme memes he went to the funeral hey there's funeral biggest hitter bigger hitters funeral he did that he sat feet on the wood underneath the basket just chuckle just to watch LeBron James lose I respected I've gone from like thinking that Dylan Brooks is kind of a clown because he has you know build himself to be one of the LeBron stoppers of this era
he's clearly not he's just kind of like a LeBron a nowhere he's like a mosquito that buzzes around LeBron's ear but for him to do that now catapult some back into almost like cartoonish hitter so a lot of respect to Dylan Brooks because you probably had to pay a lot of money for those tickets I love it yeah also the big loser of this series is the Houston rockets okay how bad are they yeah pretty bad I mean Austin Reeves didn't even play it half the series I mean
the thunder are awesome I understand but like the rocket's supposed to be one of those teams that is like up and coming and ready to compete and they lost this Lakers he like it's a testament to LeBron that he was like even winning one series was crazy in these playoffs the question now is how do we grade LeBron's time with the Los Angeles Lakers if it is
In fact over I've got I've got one spend zone for Lakers fans because we are ...
the bubble championship so we didn't really win didn't count but if you want to spend zone I can't find
what I can't try to find the Revell series tweet about the nugget it was the nuggets it was like
“that was the most impressive oh no I think it might have been great there was two one was Revell”
was about the game but then greedy was like that was the most impressive that was like the most exciting sweep of all time yeah because Revell said the game one was the greatest game it was the final game but that was the greatest game ever played yeah there's there's a few of those I would say that like the biggest accomplishment that the Lakers had in this era when they figured out how to put Revell hatching more on Yokech and shut them down yep that was probably number one I think we need
to withhold judgment and we need to see what LeBron James does after this season and if he goes
somewhere else maybe a sign and trade and then we get to evaluate what they get to LeBron and then
like three years down the line if they win a championship because the pieces that LeBron left them then we can say it was a success listen covid socks we all agree covid was the worst covid did give us one parting gift in that we can just forever say we had that championship didn't go yeah and it pisses everyone off well and the farther away you get from covid the faker it gets like the faker that the farther away from covid you get the faker the bubble championship is
hey what about the if we're gonna play devil's after fiction I know I'm doing it mostly as a troll because I I don't actually care to like debate the merits of the bubble championship I just like to just say with puffed out chest yeah LeBron one zero titles is a Laker and then everyone's like what about the covid like sorry I don't I don't acknowledge that it's a real title but we kind of what would we give cruiser do we give him half yeah you got half okay so he already he has another one
he's good yeah he's good yeah so hey what would he's not gonna count like when when it's
all said never him he's gonna be yeah I got the two with the thunder and then the bubble championship
yeah sure he's never gonna say I had he's got like a colleague forget about it's like a side of hash yeah guarantee it's like a it's like a hole in one and all three of course yeah you have a hole in one yeah but it it was par three course like you have a championship yeah but it was the bubble yeah what about the people that would say that it's actually harder to win in the bubble because it would be the 15 people on the Lakers that year and their fans what would you say to them
it wasn't there was no fans I say but it was it maybe they would say it's the truest test of basketball because it was no fans for yeah no I'd say who cares about like the AU fucking city regionals it's the same thing oh Anthony Davis was healthy for the first time and forever because you got to live in the same hotel and being a bubble maybe that's that's not really that not much of a knock about the guys that win a championship maybe Anthony Davis should
be counted as an NBA champion maybe he's a great player maybe if he's healthy he can be a great player
“if you want me to all count him I think that's the best part about the COVID you could just count whoever you”
want I think I think I think Rousseau gets one I think Anthony Davis gets one I think LeBron James Jimmy Butler gets one for even getting to the final yeah LeBron James is not get one yeah this is the beauty of it and it will piss people off been so upset there's been Simmons got one for throwing for missing the water when he threw the fish back yeah but that might have been like the peak of the Ben Simmons is he going to be a savior yeah so Ben Simmons gets her it gets a ring for the bubble
now hey so I don't I people don't just didn't win a world series either and that like the the golfers are one majors like winning a major in no fans doesn't matter exactly the the NFL Brady there was fans of that game like the bubble there was there was some fans right that one doesn't count as like a COVID change the thing about the the bubble championship LeBron James was pretty much he was a player he was also like the de facto union rep for every team
and he was also the de facto commissioner of the NBA for about two months now my video game championships with dogs those all count we all agree yeah because those weren't played in a bubble so there was a fan true just want to make sure that we're all the same page I won five times actually no infinity times the amount of championships in the bubble is as LeBron did yeah I think that I begin to adjust my expectations I have now switched to thinking that he's going to retire
and just do YouTube golf full time to now I think that he is going to not be a Laker next year but he will play in the I think he's going to play I don't think he's going to be a Laker where would the funniest play speed oh Oklahoma sacros it would be so funny I mean right now we're pretty attractive landing spot on the real take a pay cut wizards yeah would you trade your number one
“pickfield run you have to yeah just yes absolutely just wait and I don't care that's on a real”
talk about that you can't run it you caught it for okay I haven't done my terms that is the fakeest wizard
Need the rights to price maximus and I would need LeBron James to meet behind...
do a banana boat picture with him brony brice and kd and crayon and Chris Paul well crayons already on the team yeah Chris Paul yes he gets a ring anyways because he's a wizard for like a month to a couple years ago no those are the those are the four that I would really want
and as a content first person I would have to accept that over like future building of the team
“but now I think I think LeBron will play next year I think it could be with the thunder which would”
be the funniest thing ever what about what about the clippers they clippers none any through the south and wake up arsenal the clippers trading their pick and figure out a way to get Janis quiet and LeBron all kind of on the same timeline which is crazy because LeBron is going to be 42 the fact that like he even still has a timeline is a testament to just how insane this entire run has been but that would be interesting do you think the clippers you think
they've got a future in the quiet business I don't know it's a pretty big short that's hanging on by a threat over their neck they're still making trees aren't they they're making exactly
as many trees as they made before yeah yeah they need someone to wrap those trees yeah
either way well if LeBron doesn't fact retire we will give all we'll give him flowers then right
“now it's more fun just to say the COVID championship didn't count yeah I mean you guys all agree”
41 years old what can you say what can you say I'll tell you what you could say the COVID championship didn't count what about what about next year he goes to the big three and it's him and it's two sons on a team the James gang I wouldn't watch that I will say LeBron the because there was the the weird narrative that came out there was like actually COVID was the toughest one to win 2016 was the toughest one to win that was probably the the most impressive
title to win down three one to that warrior's team like that that hey take my cap LeBron but either way yeah I hope it's not the last time I like I like watching play I like also the discourse that comes from it these aren't what if he wins what if he stays what if he plays one more year and then he wins one in the hand-to-virus bubble and he just only can win in bubbles now now he can only win yes now he can only win a bubble just think about that what if
where the bucks are like you know what we're not we're not gonna trade the honest we're going to keep him around we'll try to get LeBron yeah it'll be interesting yeah it'll be interesting don't steal a brown in the walkie what about what if what if what if what if you went to Memphis he's like my bad guys I shouldn't have said all that shit I'm gonna come and do a farewell tour in Memphis yeah the LeBron apology tour Zach you're a big LeBron lover what are you
mad about what we've been saying not upset I would just like go and record and say the bubble
Jamie chips unprecedented territory never seen it before and he got it done so for you accounts
I would like to count that as a ring okay well if you count like in like the you know in the 40s when like all the the people were at war like you count those champion chips we must lost the entire earth and the bronchines that were a persevere and get a ring wow that's nice the entire earth was almost gone and I've heard what you said and I still don't count it and that's just two guys at at odds yep but guys never see eye to eye when it comes to
the the COVID champion and the bronze won't go before rings how many how many lives did the bronchines the championship losses though how many lives by by having the entire NBA live in quarantine and isolation he probably saved hundreds of thousands of lives across the country
“I would say also essential worker wise on homes got to keep on grocery shut the NBA”
he flattened the curve give it to the economy yeah LeBron James was responsible flattening that curve I do wish I wish LeBron fans would have a little bit of a sense of humor when it's like when the longevity stats get thrown back at him because they are funny do you see the stat that he's been he's been swept in the playoffs in every single decade of his life wow that's just funny like that's not if you if you get upset about that's that like that's ridiculous because it's
really just a stat saying LeBron has played so many years in the NBA it's insane that he's still playing at 41 it's actually a positive stat but yeah you just treat that out and people will get very upset okay I'm going to go to the list of 40s so we've got we got the roster here for the 2020 Los Angeles Lakers so we can see who actually gets credit for that ring okay okay so we got LeBron James no okay every Bradley KCP yes Alex Crusoe yeah half Anthony Davis for you yes okay thank you
Danny Green yeah one a Dwight Howard yes yes thank you balance yeah Calcusma yeah sure Javale McGee yes absolutely he gets to Javale gets to get to Marquif Morris Rajon Rondo yes half Jair Smith full
Deon waiters half okay that's fair I think I actually do think that that's a ...
representation if we should get it get a ring for that huh we nailed it um what Max there's rumors that the wizard's my trade Anthony Davis oh there's rumors you've been reading so you've been reading
“also he's gonna play that's what I'm saying he's like I thought that you're riding and dying for a guy”
who may never play he's the healthiest he's ever been right now I also I don't know if you saw this
Anthony Davis took a break from doing his prank videos and he was out hitting some golf balls he was wearing wizards pants the other day whoa yeah what are wizards pants like actual wizards pants or washing wizards or rockets he was wearing like jinkos on the course no they had they had the wizards logo on there they make those congrats how do you know those what a pair of pants like a sweatshirt bottom yeah I actually am I am mesmerized that they make any merch at all with wizards logo
that's shocking to me but yeah Max he's going to play we can pay him next year and he wants to play for a team that's got a chance to compete I feel like with this line up the wizards will be
fun enough to compete in the east I hope so why do you think you want you think you want to be traded
I don't think you want to be trade I probably does he gave an interview you want to play for the wizards he's a fair counter point don't look at me hey this is an old old ass mindset you've got right now the wizards in the last three years have had a plan and now the plan has come to fruition and we've got we've got more on you that refused to change your mindset and you think of the wizards the same way you've thought about him for the last 40 years this is a new era in wizards basketball
in DC we're going back to the 70s bullets ball we've got a plan we've got good pieces we got a young core and it's disgusting that you heck I thought that you were a basketball mind I thought that you understood the beautiful game this week science but you can it a dummy could look at this raster and say this raster is fun raster schmaster and vory chies raster are you like you you have forgotten what it's like because the commander's got new ownership they made a playoff run
but like franchise before that was a joke the wizards franchise is a joke I'm fully aware you will not now you're like oh no it's different because my mind is capable of absorbing new information and changing my my mind based on the facts yours isn't you're stuck in 2016 mode you're still waking up every day thinking about how to monetize a fucking dead gorilla oh I'm over here you're true yeah yeah gorilla schmeral gorilla schmeral that was awareness for raster
raster listen there will be plenty of time next year to talk about the wizards we don't need to talk about him anymore until the draft at least but Anthony Davis is going to he wants to play he wants to be a wizard yeah who doesn't want to be a wizard can we what the last thing on the lebron thing gooey just agree like obviously some tongue and cheek going on but the leakers are three in terms of his three teams right it's cabs one heat two leakers three yeah
“hmm because he won two with the heat the 2016 is the most important championship he's ever won”
and he will brawn would say that and then pop yeah so he's going in his cat I would agree going even though the NBA or the professional basketball Hall fame you don't go in as we can say lebron James is going in as a Cleveland Cavalier in this podcast I guess yes yes okay uh anything else before we do hot seat cool throne and then we get some interviews that we got we'll cover some more stuff on hot seat cool throne it is brought to you this episode is
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“the new thing with him it's the trade it's the trade that I know it's not a new thing that's why”
I meant to say it yeah but it always ends up the same way it's just a bunch of like they need
wasn't there the whole thing where he was like oh prediction markets prediction markets and he just signed a big deal with calcium yeah it's all just smoking mirrors he's not going to get traded you think this is all a play for him to just cash in on his own future who knows but I just I'm not going to get you know I see all these reports everyone it's shams shams is is who knows he's he's he's he's compromised thank you but yeah I I'm not listening I'm not
Getting like letting myself get my hopes up or anything like he's he's going ...
years not going to get traded open for business is what what shams says I that's exactly
“it was the exact same thing like at the trade line you would have thought it was”
99% he's getting traded it was just a matter of who based on the reports and then nothing happened I I've thought this about shams going back like it was the start of last season when he put out that report being like yannis almost got traded last office I was like what the fuck was gonna get traded what have been to that yeah what is the point of that report that shams put out last year I I don't understand it it was weird and then everything since then
from shams has been very strange around yannis so they said one of two things but this is what the fuck said this is straight from the books they say one of two things will happen either he will be
extended or he'll be traded so there you go well yeah he's extension is up this year so that yeah
they kind of have so mystery salt but I actually think it might be both you think sign trade yeah I think you're gonna extend it and then trade them I just think like if you're a bucks van you want him to be traded correct at this point yeah yeah he's 31 like I'm not saying that he doesn't have some years left but what you are what you can rebuild around you gotta turn the page and this
“is the best way to do it because you can get you get real access and like jumpstart your next”
your next like chapter you gotta trade him you have to it would be idiotic not to trade him at this and you're in a market which like and this is actually speaking for 90% of the NBA market that doesn't usually get free agents that's and again that's not a knock on Milwaukee because also get free agents either like there's there's like four teams get free agents so do what you can right now to get traffic so do you think that the bucks are rooting for the nicks to definitely
lose in the championship in the in the finals so that they will see Janice is being the missing piece I don't think the next can't trade for Janice so the teams that were interested at the trade deadline were the wolves the calves the Celtics the nicks and the lakers the nicks have anything they can trade for Janice I don't know they would they would it would just be the entirety yeah right exactly but that like I feel like that's not even what the no should be looking
“though they want they want draft pitch and young talent and the you guys've already the”
nicks have already traded all their picks yeah have no more picks but actually no you're the middle of the playoffs you can't wait for the money you do you can't wait for the money you can't wait for the money you do games the counterpoint would be like the bucks fans you get to be back in the eastern conference frowns with all these people gets yourself composed way they would not be back in the eastern conference what the nicks or current or current you don't have jailan brunson but if you take
or yonna players to that team he's gone so wait wait so you're saying no if you took he's actually right if you treat the entire next team you're saying it would probably but they wouldn't trade jailan brunson it would just be in Milwaukee so but they wouldn't have their best player or yonna's yeah but you're saying that the nicks would the nicks being the eastern conference final without jailan brunson actually maybe yeah do you want to hang no I mean he's not going
to trade so there's no matter you want jailan brun yeah right you're pretty you're match matching but like the same color what's wrong today I mean you're browned out that I I didn't know
we're doing fact I didn't either but I just looked at you for a second I was like whoa I put on
our hoodie and then I was like oh it's kind of it's it's oh it might be too hot because it's like a little bit nice out so I put on a layer and then I put it on realized how much brown I had on didn't care enough to to change it into something else I mean it works out but yeah that I did just I I audible to the last second and yeah it works though yeah if you're a UPS driver yeah or like a big shit I mean yeah yeah sure we should wouldn't be multiple colors browns
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they know they change you're not going hard enough in the past I mean take a shit that different times rather than times of the day no I don't take like oh yeah no one turt is got to yeah yeah you take a shit the strattles two meals it's like okay that's the end of life before like browning yellow yeah you could it's like cutting open a tree you could see how old it is yeah it's like color rush
if you have something whack yeah two tone dukey no not me uh but speaking of bathrooms and and you pick hat my whole throne is is you why some people not me are saying that you're you know your addiction of buying random things from random auctions is is possibly concerning and maybe going to lead this office to a point of no return who saying that I'm just people online and not yeah who just I've seen the discourse hate or hang no no I'm not I'm not saying that you can
golf and I can't buy I I like it this this you you have a history of doing this used to buy
Park benches like this is this is this is not a park bench it's from Dominic'...
also one and a half cedar yeah this this has been a thing you you get into these phases and
and then in a year we're like oh why the fuck am I sitting on this like random couch from you know
“I was state 2003 wrestling team but but that's how it goes who knows okay I like a link to that”
but today and and today I walked in the bathroom there was like a bunch of construction guys there's like flooding in our bathroom wait what and and I was like oh sorry they're like oh you can go they're like the tross open yeah they're like you can piss whoa like the toilets are fuchs but the trough is open and I was like thank god we have this trough okay yeah so yeah good yeah you're welcome take the job so the urinals are busted regular if you don't see
the bathroom yesterday it was a cry it was a crime scene and really if we did have the trough coming
from the floor but not the trough but not the trough the trough saved us yeah cool through and big cat okay so who did that I don't know one of the construction workers I think that bathroom is had I think I was max yeah don't stop saying max clogged your toilets and cause the flood
“you did yes it's crime scene per max listen you know me very well hank we're just going to”
ride the wave on the shit I buy I know I'm eventually we're probably going to run out of either space or money and then but I have to do a reassess I also and I appreciate this about you like I'm this is actually not hate or like I'm kind of the same way or to you get very into something for a stretch of time and then just completely will go away but like I'm taking a year that will still live on and it'll be like oh yeah this is like god knows what from god knows where but like
we have this a pointy one couldn't tell you I got to speaking to that I got to think of something to do with mascot costumes because I got to more of that around the way yeah let's get it set up can we get like a mannequin maybe you probably have like the bleachers from like the Nebraska softball team we can just put that the softball we can put the mascots on sitting in seats sounds great like we can have a permanent audience sounds great
oh that sounds actually awesome like get the blue turn get mannequins yeah we'll get mannequins I should put the mascots in we put we're gonna need more than than like five mascots because that's gonna look really empty if we only have five mascots watching us hank think about this think about this so I've been talking to boys you say football I purchased the 10 the number of 10 from the blue turf in in talks we have agreed for me to be able to purchase enough that we could
re-turf the entire side of the office so it's gonna be whole blue turf on that entire side they're just banging you I don't see it that was like you can pay more this degree I do not see it that was a but there's no but here's where we make money what if we then sell our turf no one will buy yeah oh you don't think anyone will buy the bar soil skyoh hq turf no I would
who there it's turf yeah like turf your house like and I'm not I'm not trying to like talk out a potential buyer of the bar soil turf if I were you would be like it's green turf you could just buy green turf no it's like here boys you say blue turf we could just buy blue turf no you need the official it needs to be official this is where look here blunt punch the boys he player was I I'm gonna say that was at it home that was it was a home game that I was on the
10 yard line specifically I'm gonna say it you could say how often do they re-turf their field
this is not ever as far as I can tell it's never been done yeah I want some more stuff
a problem is I got my my my right hand guy Steven Chase he doesn't really understand what I want so he keeps sending me he sent me just a big giant 7/11 side and it was cool but I was like
“that's just for you advertising Peter Clark what Peter Clark oh that's what Shane really wants”
okay we get that for the boy I think this did he got scared yeah he tried to buy my got scared he became obsessed with the pizza I'm like we were in 1980s yeah we didn't even know if it ever that's right I forgot about that yeah I'm open for business if anyone's got some crazy large memorabilia it's got to be stupid though like I don't want I don't want shit that's like actually memorable you know what I mean hmm like we need we need dumb stuff stuff that actually
has no meaning look I don't want to get punch on the tent or did the punch on the tent fuck yeah thank you bang is that true let's get him in the dishwasher video okay great so that exactly that's
What I bought to Jaguars that was the Super Bowl with the Eagles and the Patr...
the Jaguars yeah yeah did they have field turf at the time because if so I would like to purchase a spot where McNab threw up oh no they had $1000 jacks that's grass and jacks yeah I mean the Jaguars are doing renovations imagine if we bought the pool yeah how sick with that you know I had a pool they're not getting rid of the pool if we just had
a pool on the second level you know what they do they call what what hey no exactly we could turn
them that we could turn that room into a pool into just what they have yeah the Jaguars pool it's actually a spot everyone has to there has to be someone that week we could sell tickets like hey I want to come watch us play Friday basketball in our pool yeah we've got to wear jeans at respect it's again it's the spot they specifically do not call it the pool in Jacksonville it's
“the spot I would like that pool I would like that pool it's a spot okay if you have to”
see your hot sequel to a good job Hank that's spirited debate on my hot seed is racism oh racism's dead at a file no lane kiff and killed it so shout out to lane kiff and give a big interview yesterday and and kick the hornet's nest really stirred up some rivalry so I mean the way
that he left Ole Miss they were not going to be happy with him but then he does this interview with
Vanity Fair and and makes a remark about how he had recruits that would visit him at Ole Miss and their parents and grandparents would be uncomfortable with going to Ole Miss because of the history of racism now lane is now the coach of the LSU Tigers which the state of Louisiana has its own issues I don't know if you guys are familiar with this with maybe some racism in the past and the two schools are now arguing with each other over who is least racist Mississippi
or Louisiana which is a lot like the debate they get in every year when the educational rankings come out when they're like as long as we can finish about Mississippi we're happy yeah I actually
“I so I've followed this story I don't think it's exactly that's not exactly the argument I think”
what I've distilled from this argument is LSU saying Ole Miss you're more racist than us
and Ole Miss saying not where the same yeah we don't know that's we're both that's probably true but it's a fun debate it started like lane is not having that debate yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's no this is what it's become lane lane was saying that there were some grandparents that didn't want their kids to go there because of Ole Miss history and then but lane also was happy to recruit those recruit people while he was out Ole Miss for a long time
and then he goes to LSU and now it's an issue he's at LSU so now people are like why are you waiting until now to say it et cetera et cetera and then the fans online starts and then at that point it becomes yeah well here's the demographic breakdown of Oxford, Mississippi yeah well the tigers are named after a battalion in the Civil War and so now it's just like it's just a flame war back and forth and lanes lane came out and had a comment today where he was just like I did a
four hour interview and they asked about everything and that's unfortunate like when you do an interview like that they're going to ping the the writer knew yeah they're like when he asked
“something about that it's going to be a story so that's what they led with and then lane did say”
and there probably was people like grandparents a great parent so what's really happened that's all I left yeah no it's not why I left it all but yeah with every school has something they have to deal with when recruiting well like no matter what like whether it be location culture anything like that's just the part of the job and I think it's fair to say like if you ask grandparents of kids that are that are being recruited right now like what was the reputation that Ole Miss had
back in the 1960s that's probably a very very common thing that people do say but then lane said I hope my comment came across for respectful to Ole Miss so like the next day he met up with the guy for more interview and then he was like hey I've been thinking about this overnight I hope that what I said was respectful he knew that this was coming at some point yeah but yeah it does it feels like now we're getting into a tail of the tape of who's less racist yeah uh LSU verse Ole Miss
and uh I'm gonna go I'm into it well we can do the tail of tape now you want to the tail of the tape I know I don't what's the least racist thing each university is known for I think Ole Miss when they uh they had that viral moment when they were thinking about changing their mascot to the gotten star wars that was just that was good clean fun um LSU probably they get the gap video from the White House yeah that was like a beautiful celebration of diversity hot is also hot
which helps it's like Harvard and they made MIT if they're arguing over like who accept less money from Epstein don't have state wexner yeah that's the answer yeah okay your cool throw yeah so then my cool throw is hockey being hockey tough yeah because uh I don't know if you guys saw the
Really hockey game less it was a great hockey game like the third period obvi...
on the wild uh when once they pulled the goal but McKinnon taking a puck to the chops like
“it was like upper chops lower nose was spitting out blood everywhere and then he comes in”
hints uh empty netter at the end but it was it was a great game he was he was hurt for like
maybe a half a second like he like when he gets hit he goes down he holds his face and then when
he gets when he when he lifts his face he's more just like got damn it like I'm gonna have to deal with this blood now yeah he's just right back in the game he was more pissed off he had he had the human reaction though which is like you get hit in the face and then it takes your body a half second to be like oh no this is really bad yeah like let's drop the stick let's see what's going on with my chicklets yeah and then he uh yeah then comes back in but yeah the abs they're nasty
yeah very hockey yeah this was a very very very good hockey he uses right out of gas it is no it's not it's like they I just didn't play hockey so I'm all in with joke about it with the conditioning and stuff but it's like there's there's full on sprinting there's dead yeah so like Ryan Whitney here this part yeah had him playing two minutes but you could like he couldn't move his body towards the end yeah it was like he just was and it's like why is he getting
into the pockets like oh yeah like his legs are probably literally jealous they're just they're doing all out sprints and also the whole time they're sprinting being like oh I might get fucking smashed in the face how many of these guys are 41 though sure right point good point okay my hot seats is
“buck's owner Wesley Edens because one they're gonna trade yawness I think we all agree”
and then two they didn't get the they didn't get any lottery luck and then three he was being extorted by a woman that he met on LinkedIn DMs which is the most unromantic thing you could ever do in the world that's where it goes down see a billionaire he's a billionaire so apparently he was divorced so he was single had sexual woman woman then was like I video taped us and like I did all this stuff and then
basically he was like I want money uh the whole thing just bad bad times for Wesley Edens just dude
LinkedIn DMs not where you want to be I just got to have a billionaire friend that can tell you how to do it so I have an assistant just control your Instagram DMs yeah I'm just assuming that that everybody on LinkedIn is about that's more Instagram now there's a lot of that too but I I would like to know what a pickup line was on LinkedIn because like it's weird how people log into different social media sites and they're just in a different mood like you behave differently
on LinkedIn that I would assume people would behave on Instagram right I would actually like is that is that the new is that where it goes down now where like LinkedIn has become the horny hookup site I don't know but I I would probably pay the extortion amount just so that people didn't know that I was hooking up with chicks from LinkedIn but it might be the new I mean like I'd be like
you know what here's a couple million let's not talk about the LinkedIn DMs between this and
JP Morgan that might be the new place to go to get laid though yeah it's horny out there LinkedIn DMs so she tried to blackmail him based on what did he like sendoods to no they hooked up they had sex and then she and then she was then she like kind of did some weird stuff and he ended it and then she was like yeah he's I video taped it all and then also claimed it as TD and wanted like a billion dollars okay yeah I don't know LinkedIn DM stay away there's a lot of uh I just don't
see blackmail working it gets a single NBA owner no no uh let's see what the let's see oh she's get sued yeah yeah no it's reverse yeah no she she tried to blackmail him yeah bad times LinkedIn DMs and then my cool throne is uh John Rom because John Rom was asked about what he learned from the decision to leave the PGA tour and join live golf and he said that's for me to know and that's about that okay so that should settle it yeah no more question good answer no more the
the media will now back off he literally just did the the like grade school I know you are not telling you I mean I'm not telling you I know I ain't saying 100 mil he's taking it's going back okay no I just don't do D.P. World Tour yeah Max where are your thoughts on live
“don't care I think he's going back yeah he's going back he's definitely going back don't think”
I don't think he's gonna not next year I think the PGA will be like your John Rom he wants to play in the Ryder Cup he can play the D.P. World Tour world tour to play in the Ryder Cup and that way you can do the road to Dubai right that is the world through road to Dubai yeah all roads
Lead and that's the most important thing like worry taught us that yeah you s...
this course is not he's like you don't have to think at all they're all saying that yeah we're
going to have Shane Bacon on the second just bond I love that actually sounds great for Brooks yeah yeah
that sounds really good just don't think uh Zack for the soft my uh hot seat this week is going to be Ryder Rousy because she's returning to the octagon I actually like 3400 days she's got a chance my maybe write the ship and get a win broke that is true maybe I don't know her I'm not in their pockets like that this could be a money play but also could be two women do get it out maybe
“she says the passion yeah she really wants to fight it's a 40 year old woman how old is she I think”
she's 39 her opponent maybe 44 wait who is she fighting she's a corona oh yeah I mean that that would be an awesome fight 10 years ago I mean they look in shape they look fight ready so I
thought it could be exciting but fair enough where are they gonna fight uh angle wood uh there's
uh in a ring or something yeah it's like a octagon it's right down the sleeve when we're doing the is it boxing I thought initially there was in the cage could be boxing just because the age and that's on me for not being a good fight I don't know thank you're an expert it's on that flicks no it's yeah something they're in your expert what do you say it's on Netflix great plot the fact we should hang should do a man in cast for this fight on Netflix you are a UFC guy yeah just solo I thought it
was just boxing because anytime anyone tries to do something else later on in life they're like we'll just box because boxing is you can't get us hurt you already mean what is it oh is it you UFC or if I yeah all right it's MMA right it's not a UFC it can't be UFC fight no it's it so it makes martial arts uh into it don't I believe which is like right down the street from the youtube theater so you're gonna do a you can do a live stream I will have to talk to
to Netflix when it what's the date of it we can do that right now I'll send an email it's gonna be being Netflix this Saturday yes sir oh okay great you don't plans and could you got probably wrong or Aussie right yeah it's probably I think this is actually just fly them out there
“you want to go yeah you should just do a live stream sure I are out fly me out there okay”
okay you won't dude are you are you are you are you I'll do anything are you are UFC guy this is UFC I am actually I am or UFC guy and I actually don't want to do a conflict of interest but if you guys want me to know well there's no conflict what how is that a conflict obviously UFC guy it's actually come really interesting you know you're you're a MMS you're MMA you see no MMA combat sports actually it's all combat sports you guess the last time
the genicron of fuck 2000 and the 14 no 2009 oh my god she doesn't fought since 2009 but she probably misses it too for the love of the game yes our cool throne my my cool for this week is gonna be the former face media guys because they rebranded in things you're going swimming with you guys seeing that I did I have not I'm balls deep in this balls deep with you how do you take a ways I mean thank I'm more excited I'm excited to see
what they're going to be putting your favorite guy my favorite phase of the yeah of the new the core group I like stuffy face the young core I like them all they got a lot of assets and
“some key veteran pieces I like goes face after true yeah goes face goes face is awesome yeah”
face music Spidey face Spidey face yes Spidey face that's one of the face what about the wean the wean I like the wean like these are like the last wean who else we got stable yes they were in all those stable stable stable stay we're on a generational town in the people maybe silky all these guys yeah silky silky silky silky silky silky silky like that yeah it does these scruffy they do sound like just they're scruffy no limit rebranded
for the 2020s is there scruffy or no no sir okay there's stable so yeah I know I know everything they're up to exactly what you want to tell the audience like from your perspective what they're doing I just thought that I thought that rebrand was impressive because they like
the age of the first you do video did like 2.5 in the first three days they flip the followers
on the old phase of count does that say 70 year old he's an adult male the people get out hand with the captions oh they'll just they'll put anything in there okay yeah new house stable we're all those his name yes sir now Zach you know me I'm a I'm a nade shot guy yes sir so where does nade shot have beef or is he is he friendly with you no beef no beef what's whoever okay no conflict all right so for the record if it involves a beef with nade shot
I'm taking nade shots what about banks though you're going banks or core I'm ...
me that's me that's me talking
“all right good job Zach P.T. a nade shot's been doing fantastic on CSGO on facet recently yeah”
he's a goat he's been he's been fucking it up he's a goat all right good job boys let's get to our interviews before we get to Brooks kept guys brought to you by our great friends over at twisted T summers right around the corner twisted T is coming in clutch to turn our day drinking up a notch the new summer party pack has a brand new twisted lemonade made with real lemons 5% alcohol it's got that refreshing taste with a little kick no carbonation and goes down smooth
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very very very very special guest he is five time major champion our good friend Brooks kept
uh getting ready for the PGA championship uh Brooks first of all great to see you it's been too long
anything happens since we last seen you I don't think so anything I don't think it's time to go quiet just hang it out yeah yeah just hanging and doing nothing pal I've seen you wait wait my turn to start to plan of it yeah I've seen you uh hanging around a lot of club houses just
“like see if you can get a T-time you should try to reserve those in advance yeah I know I'd probably”
should sit around waiting it's not not almost fun wait a real question when you do that what are you thinking about are you just on your phone the whole time or is there like a game that you've been playing to keep yourself occupied has that go no I actually at RBC I actually fell asleep in that chair yeah and I realized then when everyone started texting me that I was I looked miserable and I was like oh crap I'm asleep so then I just went to the car and slept I'm thinking this
you didn't look miserable you just look bored I think everybody that was like a very human thing it's like yeah he's got to be so bored yeah yeah I honestly actually I did not touch my clubs that day I literally just sat around for yeah I don't hear I got out of a seat or that driver seat for about seven or eight hours is it is it like going back to this it's got to feel little weird because it's like you've won five majors your your Brooks Capca are you are you enjoying
it a little bit where it's like hey yeah obviously it's not ideal but it's like I I know what's
gonna I know what I have to do and I'll be back sooner than later and it's kind of like you never thought
you'd be sitting waiting for see if you were invited into a tournament but there's also a part of it's like I don't know it's kind of cool like not humbling but like kind of cool that you get to
“experience this again it's definitely humbling but honestly it's kind of fun though you just get to”
sit around watch everybody do their routines kind of figure it out but it's I don't know it's kind of motivating to at the same time because you just watching everybody else playing you're like I have zero chance of playing yeah so yeah sitting there is not a bunch of fun but I'm practicing I get to go many what the hell that for I don't know 48 hours and then drove up and down from Miami I don't know three different times and amount of two days so a lot of a lot of traveling going on but it's a lot
of fun man it's cool it's gonna be back yeah I'm trying to put a positive spins on it I feel like you still are playing golf and you're still playing really good golf you shot you shot 29 on the back nine yeah that's the same were you in the zone yeah no it was good honestly you're gonna laugh it was the worst 64 ever shot it is I don't know I hit the ball unbelievable like like in those video games like back in like the Tiger Woods thing he just I hit it to like five to
10 feet all day and just didn't hold upon the front none and then another back nine I actually made a few pods which is nice and the next thing I know I actually was thinking about that if funny enough I had I don't know like a three foot on the last one I was like I wasn't sure if I'd ever shot 29 before like even in practice but I was told I didn't want that's so that was pretty cool yeah how how low could it have been I was legit I was legit worried I was like dude if you missed
this part for 29 it's gonna look real bad yeah oh yeah we would have tried 30 would have looked real bad time what did you have an actual chance of shooting that day if you had made everything like inside called five feet uh every if I made everything inside probably eight feet
Probably 60 maybe yeah it was legit I felt like I was a video game that whole...
online everything was good and then I got to the putting green and I have no clue hey does it ever pop in your head when you're playing maybe when you're sitting waiting uh you know to get into one of these tournaments you ever ever pop in your head that PFT got a eagle and beat you in the hole straight up yeah yeah there's there actually was a moment funny enough um Hank was brought up the other day because Hank played with my catty I don't know Hank what was that like what
“factory do months ago yeah yeah and I think at one point somehow Ricky was like how did you let”
those guys beat you like you missed that yeah it's like you can't be serious like I mean he goes up watch you play a lot but they beat you yeah yeah they just woke me too yeah and the Hank also told us after that that your catty was just like what the hell is up with this Blake of the year shit like why do they keep saying this it is amazing to me to this day I think I would say once a week somebody I'm playing with is like hey can you explain this like
the year thing I'm like hey just gotta be good it really nothing and then he just hang around he named Blake and that's about it yeah and by the way this year we have high hopes for you because the last few years you've been traveling like a broadened stuff this might be the first time you get to compete for Blake the year when you're actually in America in a good time zone it
it could be when what are we doing it that's always always always always the way you know
Mike we try to do it early in the day but then we got we got some other blakes that might be on West Coast time so it's really you're you're at a disadvantage when you compete in the Open Championship maybe we can do it like a week early we can record it yeah yeah we got to give you you to be in for this year I've just set a disadvantage yeah yeah yeah but you've been playing good like you you feel you feel good because historically the PGH Championship that's that's proxy time
“yeah yeah no it is it is it feels good to be at a PGH Championship I like it playing good honestly just”
got a new part of this week so we're trying one out new tail of me which would be pretty good and then hopefully did you break your old putter did it the putter break yeah the putter just broke I don't know
yeah you win break the putter yeah I would never do that it just kind of there was a curve
I got in the way I kind of tripped up and next you know it was it was a little crooked you tried to bend it back and the next thing you know it's yeah didn't look right he was testing the putter yeah in the putter yeah the durability was phenomenal yeah I saw I saw a comment you made that I never even thought about you were talking about like the technology and like the equipment trucks that are on the PGA tour versus where you were like is that that's it was that shocking when you got back
and you're like oh shit there's all this stuff that I haven't tested yet yeah so they had they had a truck on live but it basically the guy band who was running it he had a bunch of my old equipment or no my old equipment but like backup sets or like a backup set of iron
some wedges things like that but I never had the opportunity to be like oh wow like there's a whole
bunch of putters sitting here on the green and I'm not putting well I can try this or there's a driver a new driver that comes out and I can test that and see where that's out so yeah it's a bit weird and come back you kind of overwhelmed because you got on a line and I think there's probably a fire to guess probably like this week 10 to 12 trucks so you can yeah so imagine you know
“each of them probably have three or four drivers so if you know if you want to try to test something”
it's it's available and yeah it just helps always being a little fresher yeah because you were gonna switch up your irons too and I remember you said that you when you practice is on the range you only hit the even numbers or the odd numbers the odd and more of an ominous guy so when you're when you're thinking about switching up all of your irons are you also at least trying out the evens yeah I think I only hit the evens on them on the course I don't think I've ever really
can I'm in a practice setting it's funny because I was looking at my irons the other day and the 997 997 99 are getting to the point where I'm like I got to get a new set because they're quite warm and the eight looks like just brand new yeah they look fresh that's awesome do you think about that when you're on the course like because for for those of us that stink at golf it's like we get obsessed with like the certain clubs that we like and we'll find or any reason to hit a
seven iron because it's like oh I feel comfortable with a seven iron when you're on the course or you're like I'd rather hit the six because I practice with that more no no never gets to that point
Hopefully hopefully it's not like that but you can kind of tell because remem...
it's usually right around US open I think I changed my irons so we're coming up like on that time anyways and I'm off but like it'll get worn out or Ricky's like it doesn't really matter you can get 99 and 99 it's gonna go the same distance because there's no grooves on it about spin on ours I was asking Ricky about that and he said the the US Open at Shinnecock on 17 like a par three he was like just hit the nine iron because it's basically an eight iron
“and that's what you did like center of the green sealed sealed the victory yeah yeah because”
they I think I think when we go to Europe for the British Open it that's like a fresh
shot of club so it's always right after US Open right before it kind of depends or something
prioritizing yeah but yeah it's yeah it's coming up on the time what's this about how does the new Potter feel because I feel like everything I've read from this course this weekend it's like it's gonna just be all potting like that we're even said like everyone can just bomb it and you don't have to thank much off the t-box but then the where you land it and then pots is going to be the tournament so just the Potter feel good is it is the new Potter like you're like oh this is something
that I can work with it feels good right now um after thursday or sunday's frown I'll let you know okay if I'm all the trophy went pretty well yeah I say so that's where I look at it well you'll have to be on the show so you'll tell us on the show on Sunday night when you're holding the
trophy how are you feeling overall though about this tournament because it we we had Shane baking on
as well he had you as one of the guys that could win this tournament the the like course like are you you feel comfortable with the course you played it a few times are you feeling good about it
“yeah we played it back in 2018 but I think I you had to look this up but I think it was”
the last time the PGA was in August so it was like two weeks after we won an 18 so it was kind of I don't know yeah it was yeah yeah it was a bit of a hangover yeah um so it was a bit of a blur like there was sometimes I stepped on the two boxes and I was like I can't remember this whole it all and then other times I was like oh I'm very familiar with this whole um it was the back nine a couple of holes I just had no clue like I don't even remember them but it's um it's a good
golf race honestly if you hit the ball long like you said the boy said um if you hit it long
you're gonna have a good chance a lot of wedges and just a putting competition yeah what is uh it's really a good golf town it's a good sports town honestly is it does it because it's a basketball town are you sure this is this is leading leading questions leading questions he already says a good
“sports town objection that's a good objection a baseball town right now I think is it maybe for”
maybe football okay baseball teams hot baseball teams hot okay because yeah um but yeah you know was disappointing I was kind of hoping I was like man maybe we'll go ahead and go watch hockey game or six or 76ers game and then both of them got swept so that's not bad bad I don't know if you saw the clip that came out it was I think it was the the Netflix series but it was uh right after the players and it was uh actually and I forget who he was talking to but they were amazed
by the fact that you don't carry a yardage book ever um is that is that really that strange that you don't even think about yardages I think I'm probably the only I to my knowledge the only tour player that doesn't I I think it was back in 2016 or 17 I just found myself I look it I look up from like 150 yards and looked down on the book and I'm like this pin looks like it's in the bunker you can't miss it short you can't miss it right and then you look up and you're like
well it pins not really that tucked and it just like gave me all these thoughts and like uh it's just making more reactive like I think of it is like anybody else you just ball a piece of paper up and you just throw on the trash can you look like Kobe and then all of a sudden you know you start thinking about it and it's just brick city yeah so by not not knowing the yardage whatsoever you just say like hey like whatever club you want to give me just give me the club let me just hit the ball
yeah a lot of times I mean I I even have the club out before Ricky even tells me the yardage like you can kind of just eyeball it and have a good idea within like 10 15 yards of what it is or just looks like it's maybe a 99 and 80 and whatever it is and then Rick yeah it's up to Rick so if he doesn't give the right number yeah yeah a lot of trouble because I'm not back to him oh yeah right yeah well you're saying thank you not nothing the uh so so how how often
an around are you are you in Rick like disagreeing or is it very very like not very often that you guys actually sit there and be like alright I want to shoot this you won't miss you this like I'm going my way you're going your way whatever kind of thing it kind of it doesn't happen very
Often there might be won't twice the tournament maybe once the tournament whe...
I think it's hard seven he's like I think it's a six we go back and forth and it just kind of
depends if usually he'll give his you know you give like a 10 second reasoning why it's like hey
listen there's 10 long at the pin it should be fine or I give my reasoning your why and then you just kind of talk it out and figure it out from there usually there's a good mess so you're just trying to miss on that's uh yeah you guys got to keep if I were professional golfer I would definitely keep track of like alright I'm gonna let you go this time but I'm keeping tally of like whether you're right or wrong oh yeah it's one of those things where it's kind of funny like I hear Rick
joke about it all the caddy he's laugh about it it's like it doesn't matter if the player screws it up it's like wow I felt good about it then the secondy caddy screws it up it's like I did everything I needed to do that was funny yeah um I want to play a game with you it's called
“I put your name into google and did news what do you think the top result is?”
oh kind of a scary topic hmm all right so this this is another humbling thing for you
the top the the top result for Brooks kept in you click the news tab is kept because wife Jenna Sims flaunts insane award winning bikini bod in new SI swim that's pretty cool yes it is it is pretty good I actually saw the photos came out today so yeah I guess they came out at 8 a.m so we were uh I was getting ready to leave for the course and I stopped and shooting all the photos was pretty good I wish great how do you get an award winning who gave
you award me oh fuck yeah okay we give one to whoever can we say you give it award yeah yeah honestly like I said Jerry would have given her an award if she showed up for the yeah that's not the body that's just so good like you you know you're about to play
the B.J. championship but that's the first thing that's actually a good good they like you
could say whatever you want it will be SI swim will we'll lead the story yeah that's great but I mean you at one point you had an award winning body as well when you were in the body's issue yeah like you were actually fully nude yeah yeah that was that was a long time ago yeah that was just some strange pictures looking back on that are you like I'm really glad I did that so I can be like look I look out Jack I I was when I was younger
I mean I'm glad I did it I wish it would have been a little warmer out when we did it but yeah it's uh I'll leave it up to Jenna to do all that stuff now yeah it's gonna work really like Zach do you got a question we got since since you last been on I don't think you I don't think you've ever met Zach Zach's a Florida boy I mean I've seen Zach through all the uh the videos but I don't know if we've actually officially met but yeah he's a star
one on we got we got the glasses back I've got an alternate pair today Brooks but he's nice to virtually meet you yeah the stripper still has his other glasses swallowed the gum boys bro so it was curious uh being being they did go to uh forced state and you are from Florida uh during your time in Tallahassee we were about Pau Saloon Guy or a called CM guy uh Pau's guy that's good to know you're a good man yeah it's a good question
“I think we used to tell get it the Pau's um yeah great I could have had some cool things”
football games I think we used to go like early in the morning and just set up we put a truck we can take him a back and we got a practice and then just our coach would leave and then we'd make sure he just didn't go the direction where you could see us and we'd hardtail it out of there and go go straight to palace because he locked in a few hours there I love that for you you got any gas station questions for I was kind of curious uh if you're not in competition mode
and you were hitting the course like maybe with your boys on a day out of the course trying to you know get some shots in if you when you're hitting that turn at nine going to the back nine is there like a is there a one one of like eats that are available like if you you see a snack car and it's like oh I really hope they have this today was there like is there a number one choice for you on that uh yeah the bar whatever they have behind there yeah to kill a liquid
liquid liquid yeah yeah I would say it's more of a liquid turn yeah you stay late on your feet
“you can't get bogged down Zach it's a good day at the boys you're right that's why you're the professional”
is there a uh is there a place in or around Tallahassee that hypothetically if we were stopping through that we should make sure to stop by oh what's the name of the bar I remember it used to be it used to feel like 80s music on Thursdays it's pretty good I'm drawn a plank in the name I actually took Ricky to that bar a couple years ago we went to a football game music dude we got to go the old stop at Groundsco we went to a few of them think AJ's is no longer there
We're gonna stop at Tallahassee I think because we're I'm after one of the
most elusive banners possible that I'm still trying to track down so hopefully we can find it
and put it to hit the pin when are you guys going we're going next week we're gonna so that do you remember after COVID the Florida State basketball team raised the banner that was like number four ranked team when COVID hit and they put that banner up and then they've taken it down I'm trying to buy it off of them yeah for an NIL uh donation because it would be so funny if we had
“that banner in the Borstow office do you know anybody at FSU that could help out with that?”
yeah oh yeah I'm sure I could ask around okay because we we would love to get that banner I mean I I cold texted the AD of Florida State did you know he is not responded I even sent him a picture of the banner I was like this is the one I'm looking for
that's amazing yeah yeah I'll reach out to somebody and see if I can
hell yes don't you know where that banner is yeah don't spend too much you have a you have a major championship to play this week so I don't want you to spend too much time yeah but one day yeah yeah and everyone I I've heard people say like you just don't need to think on this course like if you just turn your brain off that's where you're at your best so that's where we're just trying to distract you so you don't think too hard about that yeah yeah yeah
“yeah I'm pretty good to turn on you know yeah I think about the banner yeah yeah think about the banner”
yeah so I like the banner yeah we're gonna we've got to find that banner how did it know clue that that he can happen yeah it's an outrageous ban I mean I I get it they want to you know everyone's season got cut short it sucks all that stuff but it is still such a funny banner to have it said uh yeah NCAA canceled number four final ranking 2020 got to find so I mean say would have been a one seed yeah would have been a one and people forget
that year Duke would not have made the tournament yeah yeah oh yeah that's true yeah if they played in a bubble I would have whoever won in the bubble I would have said is the champion I mean can you imagine like having a focus in the middle of a pandemic and all the commitment that would
probably be the hardest NCAA tournament to win a great guess what never know yeah well never know
yeah never know um I just know we were number four yeah number four uh Brooks I got one last question for you because I know I know you got you got wait before I asked last question what's on the champions dinner like who all the champions go is it a pretty cool event because you're you're about to go to that yeah about to go what time is it now you're yeah 420 yeah you got to go yeah ironic yeah yeah um totally lost trying to thought there what what it's been like Kelly
Brooks but if you get hunt if we get hungry later yeah oh yeah I don't know what what's Scottie serving tonight I have no clue I'm assuming it's probably steak and potatoes usually something something or a nose line it's just he protects his he wants a good steak that's my sunshine yeah um do you guys like talk like hang out if that dinner is it like you're about to compete against each other is it like a good time and you know everyone's kind of treating stories
and stuff yeah a lot of times it's just fun guys telling guys that I want it you know 20 years ago they were telling stories about these pairing said a lot of times the guys that I want it uh recently we didn't get to play with like I I've sat next to John Daley a few times which was awesome yeah JD JD is a legend some of the stories that come out of his his mouth they're fantastic I don't know if I'd want to repeat him here but they're they're quite entertaining um and you get
uh he's a good meal is this one the the story usually there's like a gift some guys give to as well each year and something gives her pretty cool um as well I think like uh it's funny we were actually just using calm work how we gave a couple years ago the uh I guess he was big in a cooking and spices and all this stuff and he gave it uh that's the whole outdoor grill set everything it was it was actually pretty cool we were using it the other day okay that's nice just remember with this
trophy if you're lucky enough to to win it again I don't you know it it falls apart it's very
“very delicate trophy yeah you have to pick it up with like a different technique yeah we'll go we'll”
try to keep the lid on it yeah we'll keep the lid on it for the pictures and then the lid's coming and then it's coming off and then we're drinking out of it what are we drinking out of the trophy if you want uh whatever they're serving in Tallahassee yeah yeah yeah we'll be there yeah you want to meet us in Tallahassee yeah so what days I've got to play next week but if we can find a date if you guys go you have a Monday we'll be there mm-hmm oh that can see that can be a stop
pick up on the way all there we go by the way chicken parm and jolato tonight that's where you're eating
Is that what it is yeah let me know I think yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my
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having you on we love having you on and you're the best hopefully we'll see you Sunday night on this show Zach I'm gonna give you the last question you ready is sir brooks I was curious if you could implement one rule change for only one major tournament one time you have anything in mind one rule one time yeah oh no catties that would be an interesting one yeah that would be very interesting because you think there's a lady merchants out there you probably you'd be
screwed on a yardage book I would be I'd be by the way I'd be sitting there doing math for about ten minutes that plays slow as some other players that typically played slow but yeah it would
“be it would be interesting to see how guys play without caddies one time I think that would be”
very interesting because it's like I don't know sometimes I rely he knows better what how far I hit the baller or what the wins do and better than I do yeah how much how much lower do you think the scores would be if you guys were allowed to use range riders it would speed up play because if you think about it like a lot of times when you hit so far offline I know some some people don't apply but I definitely am in this category you hit really far offline there's no
sprinkler heads and trying to figure out how far you are is a nightmare and the tatties that are well quite 80 yards sometimes just figured out but range riders would speed it up for sure yeah I don't understand it's like if you think about it like even when you guys go player we go play we're using range riders and it's just zap it you hit the pin you go it's like 135 boom just hit it yeah yeah and sometimes you can lead the slope on accidently yeah and then that makes
it your ways yeah it would be very interesting I'd be curious I think wait can we use them this
“week I don't know that's a good question for you should be probably no wait yeah well yeah”
Rick Rick better no I for some reason I think during the peak shit I thought we were might deal out you I don't know that's awesome are they experimented with them a couple of years ago or is there something there there's something to that I think okay I think they should do what I look that up yeah no don't look it up fuck it yes Rick this is Rick's business this is when you pay Rick 10% for be surprised all right Brooks you're the best man thank you so much I know you got to
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our good friend Shane Bacon and we're getting ready for the second major the pgh championship
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Watch that on Paramount plus you can watch it on CBS HQ you can watch it on t...
gonna be awesome Shane I want to talk all pgh championship but before we do that dude you're playing in the longest day you're playing to maybe play in the US open can we just can you explain to us everything because I we kind of understand it so like it's like start from the beginning how how how have you gotten to this point where you you how many qualifiers did you get into and then what is the longest day just do it all I want to break dump it yeah so for the US open obviously
“the the whole open part of the name um in theory anybody could get in you I think you have to have”
a uh basically a zero handicap or better to apply to get into a qualifier they call them local qualifiers uh they have them everywhere so they've got them in Chicago and I think the ground they might have one in Alaska I mean they've got them all over the place typically uh depending on how competitive the area is so northeast a little bit more competitive Arizona forward a place is like that are gonna be competitive there'll be four or five spots out of about a hundred guys to basically
progress through the qualifying stages so you go local if you get through that then you get into the final qualifying day which is golf song is staying then um that cuts down to about 12 13 sites around the country you apply it and rank which ones you want to play in and then hopefully get into the one you want to get into and uh yeah on June 8th we'll rock and roll it's 36 holes uh that day I did it in 2019 but it wasn't golf's longest day it was uh I had to play with all the pros
because I was working for Fox and we were doing all the USDA stuff so this will be the first time I'm actually doing it on golf's longest day yeah played well it was blowing like 30 miles an hour in Connecticut um kind of got it in the house at 200 par and that was the number I needed so so how many people this is awesome so how many people on golf's longest day then get to qualify for the U.S. Open like what are your chances looking like I mean not not great if we're being honest but I mean
it you know I I think dependent on the site so they'll do you know like last year max played in one in Ohio okay that one has like 15 spots because that's where all the pros go after the memorial my spot and the northeast that I'm likely going to play and we'll probably have four spots out
“of I don't know maybe a hundred guys in the field so I'm you have to play well you probably”
have to shoot you know three under ish each round so probably got to touch six under or so obviously dependent on condition but yeah I'm fired up I it like when I did it in 2019 I was
working I had to fly basically I'm like a late night flight to get into Dallas had never seen
the golf courses before I wouldn't exactly say I was preparing the right way I'm going to go after PGA Week and play practice rounds of the courses up here that are hosting and so in theory hopefully I'm a little bit more prepared but you know getting through locals kind of the goal and then if you get into sectional and you you know put yourself at a position after 18 holes you never know yeah so it's 36 holes in a day which sounds crazy what what is that like and you
have to walk the entire time so by by the end is it actually like an exhausting day of golf yeah I remember um I had my best buddy in the world caddy for me in Dallas um he's not a big golfer um just a good dude I like I'd prefer good dude over you know kind of good caddy I'd rather have the hang you know and um we got done and we went to the only place you go after at 36 today it whole day of walking with the chilies and a big meal respect um that was a moment too
and I'll send you guys the photo after we get off air but a guy across from me at the bar I never
seen this before at a chilies was having a glass of red wine and uh corn on the cob all a cart that's hard to go yeah you know I mean you know you could you could you could experience
“certain indulgences I think around major uh obviously restaurant tier places but that was”
pretty impressive to see but went to chilies I mean exhausted I mean it's a long day you're walking a lot uh depending on whether obviously it's hot it it plays into it as well um that was one of the cool things last year I mentioned Max I mean he he did it he carried his own bag for both the rounds which would be crazy so I got a guy that caddy for me when I got through US Amter qualifying out here and uh he hit me up on Instagram to caddy for me he was awesome kind of an aggressive caddy
in terms of the way you wanted to play and so I hit him up and I got through and said you have any interest to doing this and so I think he's gonna be on the bag again for me in a few weeks. That's the whole thing is so awesome the fact that you're going through this whole process I mean rooting for you guy it sounds like you're saying like you got to go you know you got to touch six under over the course of the 36 holes but you shot two under in the qualifier like you do you
have it in you do you think that that I feel like I'm asking Max when we first had him on I was like can you win the masters can you do this you almost did yeah yeah I mean I I think I'm playing ir first of all I think golf is one of those things I don't know about I mean obviously I
know Hank is always switch between how he's gonna play but uh big cat you have kids and you
kind of get a little older in life and all of the shit you cared about in your life becomes a
Little less important I think that's been good for my golf game is I don't li...
obviously I'm not playing for anything I mean I had like jobs that actually you know provide for
“my family so me playing competitive golf is the fun part of my life I think it used to make me nervous”
yeah so yeah I mean I think I'm I'm capable of going out there and doing it I think I'm playing solid enough golf right now to go into it and I'm actually I had a long conversation with my wife after I got through you know last week or whatever and I said I'm gonna play a lot of golf over the next few weeks I hope you're okay with that and she was pretty supportive of it and said yeah absolutely practice you know get yourself ready so you know come that Monday I actually feel like I'm at least
feel like I walk into it prepared more than I I did a few years ago have you had the conversation with your bosses yet being like hey the US open like I might be playing in it well you don't what's funny is I'm doing an event I'm doing a corn fairy tour event that we can before golf longest day and so I had to call my boss when I got through and they're big you know they're all big golf guys they understand the whole deal but I call them like can you find somebody to
cover for me on Sunday they're like we got you we'll find somebody okay yeah I mean honestly I think the doors in theory open more if this was the case I think if I got into a US open the opportunity to maybe kind of split time between broadcasting playing things like that I know Amelia Durand who does a great job in terms of golf broadcasting did this a couple years ago I believe it a US women's diameter she was making a run she'd play in the morning and broadcast and the afternoon but
I mean again I just like the fact that it exists the fact that this opportunity exists it's very unique to golf you know I mean we're not going I mean you kick a 40 yard field goal it's not like
you're walking onto a team right yeah never the fact that this is an option is pretty cool it is
very cool it's it's the it's the US open like I like that they still have this where anyone could theoretically qualify like Hank is going to qualify someday I'm going to manifest that right now yeah on a dream board how how how like closely they have to look at your handicap like if Hank showed up and he was like yeah I'm a zero handicap and then he just happened to shoot like the best golf they've ever played and he he qualifies is somebody going to go back and be like hey
“your handicap was actually you were lying about that well I think it's you have to put your”
your chin or again whatever we call it number in and so I think you have to fudge the scores on the front end so you've got to do a little prep but I mean there's guys that every qualifier you know that the Ryan French buddy of mine the Monday cue guy that does a great job he'll post those you know the guys that shoot 115 and 118 and 7 these qualifiers I mean there are a lot of dreamers and golf across the board there's a lot of guys that are 45 that you know shoot two or three
under at their club and think they're going to make it on the champions tour I think that's why golf is so special is the fact that we have that run a nine holes we're like man you know what I might actually be pretty good at this game yeah it obviously bleeds into you know trying to I think I could get to do a US open yeah it humbles you real quick so when you're when you're doing the longest day you've got 36 holes is there a break how does that work is there a break after 18 like
a morning round then an afternoon round yeah I mean you you dependent on the side it might be two
different golf courses so you're basically driving the between them I think I went to a subway and
2019 I'm gonna subway in a minute but I think I went to a subway and got a sandwich on the way and you know arrive hit two or three balls and go I mean it's pretty quick in terms of the turn around but yeah I mean you're your snack and eating throughout the day and you know you feel like one of those cyclists that's using the gel and all that stuff yeah I speaking for myself if I was lucky enough to ever be that good at golf and get to the the longest day if I was shooting like
10 over par in the first round I just wouldn't play the second 18 I'd be like that no absolutely well listen I'm not gonna be out dudes FFT there's a lot of guys especially the pros you know that are big names that are trying to get in the US open if the first 18 then go their way they are not continuing their afternoon yeah I mean first like four holes if those don't come my way
yeah I'm out at that point and then our good friend Danny Woodhead is the first alternate from
from his area too so he might get in I'm excited to see you guys I hope that you can do it to be very very fun to have in the US open yeah yeah big cat big cat is there anything crazier than the fact that these pro athletes get into golf and can be this competitive like Steph Curry and
“Woodhead and these guys it's it's bullshit that they're so good but then you remember that they're”
professional athletes like LeBron I actually had this bet with someone I can't remember who who's I talking with I can't remember who I was talking with but I said that I would I would put money on LeBron if if you say the year after he retired or when he retires give him a full calendar year if he's in does go golf as much as we think he might be I think he'll be a five-handy cap within a year like that's that's just what a pro athlete does they have the the I know he's a little too tall
but still I just you watch them swing and you're like yeah that's just different they move different than the regular human being yeah golf with Frank commensky last week and he's you know closer seven feet and it still doesn't matter he's just like yeah I've been throwing myself into it now
That I'm you know kind of done and he's just you can see like he will just ge...
bounds better every single month because they just have that ability I've noticed that it's the
dudes that were pro athletes that have to use that hip rotation yeah that become the best golfers like hockey pitchers are great for those guys that had to use those muscles throughout their lives typically kind of lean right into it in terms of golf yeah it is it is kind of bullshit all right let's talk PJ championship can you tell us give us the the like the big view of this course because I don't I'm not familiar with it what should we expect what's like kind of the the thing that we
should look to you know different courses have different quirks and everything it's a question we ask before most majors which is what's this course is deal yeah what's up with it yeah what's
“what's this course do I think this this course is is like the classy 60-year-old woman”
that maybe had gotten a late divorce and is still going to the gym you know it still looks great
still might be dating around this is a golf course it's been around for a long time obviously it's in Philly by the way as max available or no yeah yeah hey max I listen to the Monday episode I don't understand why you didn't immediately divert all your attention into the PJ championship because it's your PGA yeah I did my PGA yeah around him 10 minutes from my my home growing up so there you go I took my prom pictures there I haven't told everyone that I took my prom pictures
before at around a make right on whatever hole the club house is on this is probably a teen yeah if I had to guess it would be weird it was like 11 it's a it's a Donald Ross course crazy green complex is big green complexes there's been a lot of changes done to the golf course over the years it's tight it's not overly long you know the PJ championship typically is the
“longest of the majors this is not going to be one of the longest you see I don't think you have to”
vomit off the tee to contend around here but I do think it's a second shot golf course a lot
like what we talk about with Augusta National and also just a lot of trouble 174 bunkers around the golf course and a lot of them are really deep and narrowly especially the fairway bunkers you don't want to hit into those but basically it's gonna it's gonna play into what we see at the masters what we see around the US open a lot of the great iron players I think are going to have a chance to contend and then obviously the lag putting but you you think about players that
might fit the mold of this place I mentioned bombers obviously if you hit it far and long you're going to be at a advantage anywhere but I think considering the size of the greens and how good of a putter Bryson is I think the kind of up and down iron play from Bryson will be actually helped out around a marana make because you don't have to be a totally precise to find the surfaces then you just have to to put all right what's the rough like here we're going to get any videos of
people throwing golf balls into the grass and then they're like oh my god a little more US opening PFT when you get into those videos it's not it's not nothing but the PJ of America doesn't want it to be drop a ball in a disappear I mean it's gonna be healthy it's gonna be hardy and I mean obviously if you hit into it it could be penalizing but you're not going to get like drop your cell phone and then you can't find it videos like you will kind of a few weeks
of synagogue are we worried at all that Philadelphia has been disparaged as a sports town this past weekend and now it's kind of like a chip on your shoulder prove its situation where they got to show up and they got to like say some real nasty shit to Roy and real nasty shit to any
“of the European guys yeah I think they'll be just a lot of New Yorkers there that seems to be”
what I think will be the progression of what we've seen over the last few weeks I do like the idea of like Philly being like this is how we get our lick back yeah we just we just get crazy this is how much of tickets because Max was telling us that people from Philly can't they don't have a lot of money to spend on sports tickets I mean I I haven't looked you guys have a deal with some company don't you yeah let's see what what we're out on game time
EGA championship tickets because that be a lot it could be we could be looking at a heavy New York crowd you're absolutely right yeah I'm gonna say I'm gonna say under 200 is what my guess would be on Thursday Friday I'm looking right now yeah under 200 for yeah for the get in price to Thursday 165 Friday 250 now but to Max's other point he said that people from New York have jobs people from Philly don't that would make it more likely for people
from Philly to go on Thursday Friday overflowing with golf hands and yeah that's the real fan needed so let's talk about the golfers that are playing the best right now came young has been awesome yeah I mean Scotty's the favorite is that fair that Scotty should still
Be the favorite even though he hasn't it hasn't it's unfair for Scotty becaus...
set for himself last year was so impossibly high so he hasn't been winning every tournament this year but he still is there is there maybe something with Scotty's game you're like oh he's got to fix this or something's a little off or if he plays his best no one's got a chance yeah it hasn't been as tight is what I'd say with Scotty's Sheffler it hasn't been bad obviously but it hasn't been as tight I mean he's been leading the PJ tour the last three years in terms of Iron Play that's been
a little loose this year there's been times where he's gotten away with the driver even the putter has gotten a bit cold a couple of weeks ago missed a lot of short puts inside of five feet that's kind of the bad for Scotty I'd say the good is you know despite not winning a lot after that first of it of the year he's finished second in the last three events and the people he's lost two or the three best golfers in the world not name Scotty Sheffler Rory came young
and math it's Patrick so you're not getting beat by the 75th ranked golfer in the world you're
“getting beat by guys that are having these incredible years the other thing I think that plays”
in a Scotty's hands it's he didn't play this past week he took the week off and he's been at a rotty make basically since Saturday playing practice rounds and preparing again going back to what
the golf course asks you got to be great with the irons and it really helps if you're an incredible
pitcher when you miss the greens and those are his best skill sets so I think there's a better chance Scotty wins by 10 that he does finish in the top 10 I think this is a great opportunity for Scotty to kind of go back to back at the PGA okay and what about some names that might be outside that list of the of the top five that you would look to have a chance at a course like this so I got five best case scenario wins on the week if you guys want to yes absolutely
um those are prepared I love this I mean you know I mean that you this is a this a popular program fellow I listen to every show you know I love that so speed this number one obviously answer if you win series completes the career grand slam he's only had one chance to really win a PGA championship in his career that was back in 2015 lost a Jason Day at Whistling Strates that was back when it was in the end of the season not where it is now on the schedule I don't really
like him this week I don't think he's going to win this PGA I kind of like his chances next year
“the PGA goes to that new course in Frisco and I think that plays a little bit more into Jordan”
speed skill set but obviously of speed gets can get attention if Rory last year was let's call it a 10 out of 10 on the emotional and everything scale win in the masters I think speed getting a PGA wins probably a nine and that's about as high as you're going to get in terms of this field at this golf course uh number two is just the the big time winners at this particular major continuing I'll read you the winner's basically since 2017 JT Brooks Brooks
Colin Moore cow a fill when he was 50 years old JT Brooks again Zander and Scotty so I mean these are like the heaviest of hitters in the world the PGA of America kind of sets the golf courses up for the best golfers in the world that can 10 play well so obviously no surprise that that's kind of
been the run but pretty incredible I mean the fact that JT's won two two and Brooks is won
three and you had those sprinkled in all those guys are obviously big time players I my number three is Brooks winning another one yeah I just think getting a four is awesome um I think he's
“going to be in contention here I think it's a great Brooks Cup a golf course he's leading the PGA”
tour this season an iron play I was surprised when I saw that statistically played great on Saturday and Merle Beach I also got to say this about Brooks he's become one of my favorite professional golfers because he kind of has that no bullshit mentality you know on the golf course but I love the fact that he's just kind of down with whatever they ask of them in terms of what he needs to play in or the process he's got to go through like the fact that he went and played the European tour you know
out of college in the challenge tour and went a bit of different path the fact that he's opened up about the vulnerability of being a pro golfer like Brooks is a little bit deeper I think than people think he is when they see the mock turtle and the biceps and I think Brooks is position in himself to get really a chance to win either this PGA or when it's Chinacock so he's there Bryson's on the list I mean Bryson get a PGA would be great also like on a run right
now at the PGA that's been incredible finished T4 and 23 second in in 24 and second last year so
been close probably needs to get it done at some point considering where he's at and and his run and then the last one is the old guys we've seen him bucket as a late brand senator just won it 45 Justin Rose has won it around him in the past and has played great this year Adam Scott one of the best iron players this year on the PGA tour so those are kind of my best case scenarios is an old guy Bryson Brooks one of the big names in golf or Jordan speed what about um you
you mentioned that you know distances and everything on this golf course uh would about one guy who would be probably number one of the world if you had that top tier distance block um block he's back in yeah I think block he makes the cut I really do okay I think block he's gonna make the cut this week I don't know if he wins the PGA I don't know I don't know I don't know what that's gonna look like but I think if he doesn't get off to a brutal start like he did a couple years ago
I think there's an opportunity to block he just shoot a couple over through t...
weekend yeah let's night with block he I I don't think I've ever seen a guy like burn through like a massive amount of goodwill as fast as he did the last time that he was like in a national coach I got no problem with block he you know like he pops up he wants to play golf he's like a you know it's a fun story but yeah sometimes he needs a guy that's next to him that's like hey maybe we just stop talking for a little bit because everybody loves you so it's just gonna maybe take that to the bank what do you
think percentage PFT of athletes that need that guy are is it like 70% yeah it's probably maybe higher or maybe higher yeah although I did like Bryson's interview that he gave last week I don't know if you had a chance to read the one where he's talking about like merging back to the PGA and how
the teams from live golf or worth $200 million so they've got that equity as leverage coming back
do you have any idea because we've heard you know there has been a blueprint of a plan dating back
“I think like two and a half years three years almost now you got the structure yeah the structure”
the plans in place the outlines there so what have you heard recently about the former live players that did not take the opportunity to come back in January when it was offered and now they're thinking about making the jump back to the PGA how do you think that's gonna look so I think that they I think the PGA tour in roll app are smart enough to understand the power of superstar right I think that's something that golf has leaned heavily into over the last few years we see it
across every sport right I think that's one of the issues right now in terms of the NBA is
the superstars are kind of emerging right now after the steps and the bronze are kind of fading
and they're still trying to figure out who's going to be the face of this league going forward I think with golf Bryson helps whatever Tories on John Rom helps whatever Tories on and then I think on down the list you've got guys that I think in theory would be great to get back
“to the PGA tour so I think some level of if you've won a major the last five years if you've done”
X Y and Z there's an opportunity to come back but I haven't heard anything about what that structure's looking like as of now but I imagine if there's an opportunity or way if live does fold and go away to get Bryson and Rom specifically back probably walking nemen as well I think Trial Hattens another name you'd probably want back on the PGA tour considering how good he please played over the last couple of years I think just setting some precedent to where those
guys couldn't theory get back if they wanted to I think it's going to be some door that opens What would you say to people like I don't know Henry Lockwood who still think live has a chance and is just holding on and and actually watching still can I ask Hank to name is it the four aces that will be go well you talk about the live Virginia champions yeah yeah yeah hit me with a hang go Anthony Kim Dustin Johnson and then the twin Thompson's a twin
“time in the world I think I think I think it about this lately I think Hank's my favorite podcaster”
is my think he's my favorite pod. He's her boss agree that there he he he kind of reminds me of you like we guys when you read rat evocation that's upcoming and then you go have fun on the vacation I imagine that's Hank every episode yeah that's very like I'm really glad we did that's probably that's actually the best that's the best description of Hank's psyche that I think I've ever heard
you get a psychologist that could sit down and listen to his show for for years and never be able
to distill Hank's brain into that yeah it's a lot of I love Hank so much yeah lefty that's just lefty is sticking together yeah Hank you got a question for Shane I mean I got a few let's go I mean I didn't yeah I I saw that the video when you when you qualified for golf so long as they lefty love that really really made me appreciate you a lot more representation about representation does matter and I obviously have been around the game for a long time
I have a few questions I guess my first one math is Patrick one of the best golfers on tour this year cross-hand chipping as someone who is formerly right-handed golf or switching to left-handed that's something that interest me because obviously I can just I have the right-handed grip thumbs your thoughts yeah have you done it yet I tried yeah yeah did you okay let me ask you quite this is very golf nerdy stuff could you you might not have an answer this could you
feel the bottom of the club easier when you made contact with the ball I find that is what the cross-handed chip does the best I find you return the club to the ball way more consistently than the other way around have you ever tried the chip like strong handed one handed before because it does the same it's kind of the same feel but I like the idea of the cross-handed if you're not a great chipper to kind of get that repeatable contact on the back of the ball you're not going to get
cute with those chip shots like you're not hitting the flop and doing all sorts of stuff manipulating the face but if you're looking for a straightforward back and through chipping motion I think cross-handed
Is the way to go what's cross-handed how do you do it you just use a right-ha...
basically right-hand low it's like if you were to chip to get a left-hand on the bottom yeah so
you're saying it if like when you're doing the chip with one hand if that feels natural to you then going cross-handed might be a good move yeah like if you cheats so funny if you chip one handed I mean you know these are easy chips right PFT these aren't 30 yard pitch shots but it's wild how that other hand can sometimes get in the way and so like if I'm struggling with my chip and at times I'm a lefty I'll go out and chip just left handed right just to get a feel for
the bottom of the club and you're just trying to kind of return the club to the back of the ball where it started and then once you start to get that feel back you can try to get a little bit more into manipulation with you know high and low and things like that I've got a really dumb question for you I've been working a lot of my game recently and I'm feeling good going in this summer for the internet and rotational there's a few things I need some work on one would be
“bunker play you need to practice that and then to maybe the the biggest problem that I have”
just putting in general why to open in a question how do I read puts because I feel like there's something wrong with my eyes I hang those like it usually when I guess which way it's about to break it'll actually be the opposite so uh something you can do I think that's helpful is find the lowest point on the green and then stand there so you I'm assuming you stand behind your ball right when you're reading a put yep you get behind the ball and you look at it go find the
lowest point on the green stand there and then get a feel for where everything's going to move
and I think that'll help you understand maybe where the breaks come from and not always
easiest thing up their flat greens but if there's undulation involved in it I mean you're playing I'm assuming a lot of golf in Chicago a lot of movement on those green complexes it's like find the low point and start from there okay get hit that that makes sense I always just say like it's gonna break towards the water because that's what I've heard people say is that true yeah I mean you can you know it breaks away from the mountain it's a way for you because the mountains are high
and then yeah so obviously it's like still that slopes on the green but the way that's that's a big pro golfer thing to do is they'll tell you like every golf course oh you know it breaks to the creek and you're just like I don't know where the creek is yeah we can't we when we golf the Arizona we're they told us before it breaks away from the mountains and we're just like every single time like yeah we go this way away from the mountains we find yeah I have a PGA championship
live question oh hit me first first part is what is it fair to say that because of the news broke I
think the week after the masters is it fair to say that that was a distraction for the live players in the masters and part two if one is yes is it still a distraction for live players going into
“this year or into this week or has that kind of they've figured it out I think it was definitely”
a distraction masters week for those players I think there's a level of it being motivating now I think now it's been a few weeks you know John Rom and Bryce and I think both played well in Virginia well enough I think to just at least feel like your game is in the right place I think there's got to be a level of motivation specifically for those two guys to come in here and play well I think there's a lot of weight on the shoulders of John Rom right now just not been playing very good golf
at the majors over the last couple of years I think for John Rom getting into the mix he played decent at the PGA last year had a chance on the back nine before Scotty went crazy but I think for John Rom getting here showing up playing a solid opening round don't have to do anything crazy on Thursday but don't shoot yourself out of the golf tournament to start I think there'll be a lot of motivation within those two guys out maybe outside of everybody else to just have a
good major week okay good questions are any long shots I like JJ spawn I mean he's not super long but I like JJ spawn obviously when the US opened last year he was putting terrible to start the year has been putting a lot better got a win in San Antonio before the masters top 25 at Harbor Town finished top 15 at Darrell and T5 this past week playing a lot of golf is my only concern in terms of
“fatigue but I like JJ spawn I also really like Ricky Fowler I think Ricky Fowler could potentially”
get a major win finally this week at a run and make kind of a good golf course forum don't have to hit it 350 off the tee has been plain really solid golf irons look a lot better and mainly the putter I mean Ricky was you know in his prime was the best putter from inside a 10 feet and professional golf he kind of got away from that when he was struggling going back to this golf course you're gonna hit it in spots where you're just trying to two putt if Ricky continues to kind of
roll in those six seven eight putt par puts I think Ricky has a real chance to get himself a contention you know come let's call it late Saturday into Sunday then our good friend Maxoma uh he after finishing what ninth at the masters hasn't really done a whole lot since then is he okay is Max alright yeah he'll be fine he'll be fine I I think again I mean I I think Max you know is a great iron player at his core and again talking about this golf course be in a second shot
golf course I think when you pick out the best iron players in the world even now you know Max
Is still gonna be in your top 20 so yeah I think Max is uh is a dog he's gonn...
level of golf course and you know I think a good top 20 bet in terms of what he could do I think
I'd put something on there I'll be sure you get plus money for something like that yeah all right
“what about speed I don't I don't I don't I don't love I don't love this place for speed honestly”
I I like speed um these golf courses aren't great for him he's been playing okay golf this year but he hasn't put four rounds together he'll have one week where the iron's are great and he puts terrible in the next week he puts great and the iron's are terrible we just haven't seen that level of consistency for four days with Jordan to put me in a place where I'm I'm thinking he's gonna get himself a contention I'd love to see it but I don't really believe in him here
yeah what is it about speed that he seems like the camera always cuts to him and he's like
in the middle of a bush in a part of the golf course that has never been seen before and then then he makes a par somehow what yeah what is it about his style play because it's wildly entertaining yeah I mean he's kind of like Phil I mean you think about Phil throughout his career and Phil was like famous for you know missing a lot of fairways missing huge fine in a way to save par pulling
“off the the incredible shot I mean I think that's why we love Jordan is because you know you can find”
a player that hits its straight and finds a lot of fairways and has routine rounds of 71-70 or you can be on the the drug roller coaster that is Jordan's speed that you I mean big cat you feel like you're at the sphere you know you're like I don't know what I'm watching here but I'm not leaving I can promise you that yeah and that's speed I think it was him and his prime he did that stuff and now we can't take our eyes off yeah all right Shane you said you
texted me before and you said you had you had a fix it was a fix for soggy sorrows no I had an idea for this so the soggy sorrows has been hot in the streets as of late okay now is there anybody that's really in the run now but upcoming soggy sorrows meme memes memes and Zach oh PFT congrats on the on the drap on the thank you thank you appreciate who would you either be right now Scotty Sheffler or the Washington Wizards who's more position to win for the future I think
I'm going I'm gonna go wizard the young core yeah no but to answer your question memes and Zach and then PFT with team USA in the world cup sure so here was my idea I think all of us pick one
“golfer on the favorite list oh and in fact if you're golfer wins you have to do a soggy sorrows”
for monday show wait so if he wins you have to do it yeah so it's like you're everyone else has to do everybody else yeah you control yeah yeah I like that everybody else has could can you guys do it like a full team podcast soggy sorrows or no yeah I think that like if you give one person the power to make everybody else miserable because you're a guy one that's actually the most that's the best thing we can eliminate like the top like five you know I have to because I know it's
getting credit for picking Scotty you know all right yeah yeah big cat big cat you got the odds list in front of you yeah hold on let me put off because it's got to be Scotty glory rom came young Bryson and Fitsy I think we throw Fitsy out as well he's he's eight all right yeah then we'll do a draft I like this we'll do a draft all right so we should we go who's been on the show for the shortest amount of time to longest wait hold on let's take last let's yeah you're gonna do draft
too so you're gonna have to get wet and send this a video or don't we'll have to get wet if you get oh man now I think we also can't do our guys because then you're rooting a because you're gonna be rooting against every other draft pick and I don't want to root against our guys that's fair so many you're gonna have to be taken out all right so Scotty Roy John rom came young and Bryson are all out right you agree into that in this package so hopefully is in shelf is in yeah and then all right
and then Brooks and in max room all right memes you want to go first you're all around and Shane you'll you get last pick Shane okay I take Tommy Fleetwood yeah yeah sure it's a great pick okay so it's great it was up yeah you do max I'll be you did we say cam young was no good yeah it's so good did we say a bird was no good no you can take him man max great pick
playing some great golf I guess six top eight finishes in his last eight stars and he never
chokes a big choker never falls apart at the end in majors I love that Zach I would like take Justin Thomas okay okay yeah are you taking I think I'm gonna take you know what I'm gonna take softly okay as I say you got to take yeah yeah I'll take more Kawah yeah been been battling that injury bug I won't take more Kawah I didn't know I didn't know his injuries back like I don't think it's a bad pick is he injured just tell me if he's injured this
He doesn't but he doesn't play that level of golf since he was he did he last...
I think played like two weeks ago it did he it was he did he looked like he was hurt
“there was he was he was he favoring anything there's a back thing that's in the background”
you don't want more Kawah because this injury I'll take go even further down the list I'm gonna take see who Kim okay nice yeah I love that yeah love that just for the tracker my guy I will go with the with the south paw bobby Mac okay why not all right now chain you have the you have the ability to do the funniest thing right now but go ahead who could I pick more Kawah after bullying him yeah yeah I'll take Colin I'll take Colin God to be great oh
okay so we'll I will have the graphic out on Wednesday show and then if if any of them win everyone else has to get wet yep and I assume everyone's gonna bet on their guy you've got
to bet on your guy I love it chain this is great because it's a little extra spicy it's also
will be great week so hmm we're going to where are you guys going Jacksonville Baton Rouge and New Orleans oh my goodness I got a send you big cat I'll send you a restaurant Baton Rouge to hit up let's go for for for for for for some at two fa and it's like under the freeway it's awesome I'll send you the name we're in we're absolutely it would be crazy to say that we screwed up by not taking got her up because I like got her up and he's one of our guys he's one of our guys he's
“yet to be on but he's one of our guys no I mean I think you could win but I mean I think who'd”
you take PFT I got you awfully the value was just too good you know me I'm gonna give you a one-time chance to take to you can change but you can't change but you can't trade for got her up why can't I take got her up you got it what about Patrick Reed no no I'm sick of a show off I love Reed I love watching him from afar but I don't want to actually like sit in root for the guy I do I want to see other people get mad he has been on the show yeah that's true but got her up one of our guys yeah
which culture if you not had on the show that you want to have on the show call the got her up yeah fill yeah that would be really good who's the the the the lady golfer that smoke cigarettes Charlie yeah Charlie oh yeah yeah yeah uh Roory would be fun right yeah
it was surprising never had him on the show we got to go right all right Shane this been awesome I got
and by the way reminder everyone Shane will be live after each round of the PGA championship on CBS called the scorecard it'll be on CBS HQ paramount plus in the YouTube page final question rowback question or HO BACK dot com promo code take 20% up first purchase Cusives polo so these joggers shorts rowback dot com promo code take Zach I was going on Shane I was a curious is your no is it appropriate aging golf where you can move to the flex shafts and how early can
“that be no no not at all I mean you could move whenever you need to any anything to help you”
game and don't be scared that's the one thing pro golfers never do no ego involved um Zach I have a rowback question for you if you're okay with it uh you sure so okay so you left on a trip and you just you just left everything on I just I'm really confused by this just everything on your apartment uh most of the lights were off but some of the stuff that does make excessive noise was left on mm-hmm okay are you moving Zach are you going to are you officially moving or
no I'm in talks you're gonna move I haven't committed yet but I'm in talks I actually just got on a real during this interview oh let's go I think we need you that we need you to have a gaming room I did it toward this morning but they all they wanted to focus on was the gym and not the apartment I was like I got to see the square foot it's yeah you talking to manity is I'm trying to get in uh yeah Zach also telling the peloton images Zach here's the deal when you move
because I and maybe I'm assuming maybe I'm overstepping here but my assumption is you're probably not a big art guy on the wall I'm gonna assume a lot of a lot of blank walls I want to send you something for your apartment yeah to put on the wall that'd be so kind of you all throw it right I'll get it right up right away yep I want to frame it and everything so I'm gonna sit well I need your address when you get a new apartment and I'm gonna ship you something and you you can put it up
or not I don't really care but I I just want to get you something for the new apartment that's beautiful that's so kind of you are I'm looking forward to what are you going to say Max Zach Florida where we were talking apartments back here he floated something I want to know your opinion on it he's looking at one bedrooms and he's thinking about making the living room his bedroom and the one bed his office I like I actually was about to say that that Zach would like
he he's like a hermit crab he can't get he can't he's he's gonna grow into the size of his his it seems can't you think about how big that bedroom I think but he spent that's all
The time in the office yeah but yeah so is it with a bedroom be big enough to...
have like a desk and a gaming space in the big room too I think there's a world where like there's double desk territory yeah I'm like you can get one of those comically big I can get it like I think it's an a lasking king yeah I don't really I don't remember to come to bedroom yeah last the crab legs yeah the last king crab yeah and I told him an a lasking king doesn't make a ton of sense when you are by yourself well you don't know them I might have guessed yeah he
might I don't usually act also might just roll out of guess like it's like it's like your family member come to stay we're gonna share the bed he's got his grandfather in the bed with them yeah mom and dad you can stay over the last king bed is actually yeah way bigger than the California isn't it really is that really a thing yeah yeah it's a square 108 inches so it's nine by nine
“and if you think that's big check out the Florida king I believe that's uh even double wow”
okay the Florida king let's wait Shane I got one last question for you I uh golf this morning
and I used for the first time ever I used the neon yellow balls is that a loser move
yeah that is alright yeah okay yeah I'm talking about memes mean support means I do do it do it every one but I am now you know what I did it for a year and then you you know the same thing is I did I had a run where I put my last name on my golf ball and then at one point I realized that was kind of a loser move to like you know I don't need to put my name on my golf you know it's like just play the golf ball well the I found it was obviously easier to find it but also a lot harder to
cheat so I that part is the problem for me because I you know like I like to have the ability to just be like oh no this is my ball when it's not and I can just hit it so yeah you know I I think I think when I think when a home I catted for me at a US amateur qualifier in Arizona
“a few years ago I think I used a yellow golf ball and I don't think you said anything about it”
okay but I could see it in his face you yeah your answer you're not answered right away so it told me everything but what about the orange ones the orange ones are actually cool right yeah yeah it's a thing about those they're actually harder to see I think when they're in the air yeah but looking 100% 100% agree but you can find I remember I know a big a big club company years ago they fool around with like a red one yeah we're like gonna make a red
golf all they're like you can never find it yeah never again go I've been asking Taylor made
to do this for years but put like a tiny little RFID chip inside all the balls because there's nothing more frustrating than hitting the ball you miss the fairway by like a foot and a half two feet brutal and then you just don't know where it is and you're like I guess you gotta take a drop put a little chip in there just for a shitty golfers yeah I mean they have them in our air pod case for goodness sake you can't put that into a golf ball yeah we can make that happen yeah
alright Shane you're the best we really appreciate it have fun this week and if we don't talk to you before then good luck on golf's longest day we're rooting for you thanks fellas always appreciate it Shane bacon was brought to you by Microsoft and Microsoft 365 copilot what if you could add an AI assistant to your work without ever leaving your workflow we're built into Microsoft Word excel and outlook copilot works where you work it helps you do more in the apps
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on decks of stock up for game day inherent to new buffalo wild wings chicken sticks from slim gym tune in later this week for the schedule but in classic form of schedule is getting released like we we okay games are out yeah it's a schedule trick what do you got i'll give you there's there's there's a bunch but i'll just the the two international games games that matter week one four nine is a rams melvin already knew jagor's titans one p.m.
ravens that cowboys guess where cowboys yeah no international oh ravens it cowboys
Brazil Rio de Janeiro okay exciting I'm excited to see what this is shocking ...
the models are gonna be at the cowboys on Thanksgiving i love it how do you think the most
“stomach is gonna handle Brazilian food hmm shot in the dark i yeah cowboys and giants”
Saturday football week one i love i i i i know people get upset that the cowboys get all these prime time games i love it because there's not a quarterback that is better suited for instant knee jerk reaction then deck press got if he's if he's bad he's the worst quarterback ever if he's good this is the year is the MVP he's like he's the most the takes are so easily they're lay up takes every time he plays in a prime time they also get the rating so who could like
yeah the Christmas game is the biggest game ever i i i i might be biased against the guy i i'm sick of the cowboys but then i have more people watch command then you're that's like saying
you're going to put them on every single year i just i'm sick of the cowboys you know i'm talking
it's fun to talk about deck though if you think it is fun to hate deck but i i mean yeah the worst part for you and i pft son and i football that's just not a fun watch for either no that was a giant yeah no matter there's no there's no positive there is if the if if death now socks that's funny yeah no but then the giant the the positive is like who care like if deck has a complete implosion that game is giant swan i i'm okay with i it's like when the giant
fans are going to get all cocky but that's funny to you think about that Thursday night game which was great i enjoyed that what did you yeah i guess it but the way things turned out i can see why you trying to go so yeah that was i was that was also during playoff baseball yeah worst night to my life yeah tough night for you um yeah i just gave us a schedule just gave us the fucking schedule you know what they should do just have it be schedule week and uh do a promo
where this is just boosting the economy um every grocery store in america has the magnet schedule for the local team i like that you show up you buy something you get your magnets schedule because i'd rather have it in a magnet they could also do four days and just both conferences i guess three days but like this is gonna work the Fc NFC is Monday what do you talk about oh that would work they play each other no but i'm saying you get yeah yeah it's okay
no one works all right i will cut that one cut that one my favorite new accounts online jeffty low sent this to me and jeffty low was like look at look how crazy uh this free gets with his schedules it's the NFL nerd this is him's talking about someone else yeah yeah so you know it's good she's ass nerding on NFL does a mock schedule every year love that so he put together a full look at this he's got like the spreadsheet out with the entire
predicted schedule that he has i'm sure he's going to get like i don't know even what a successful prediction would be like five games if he gets like maybe six games correct for the entire series
“like that guy we found who did the uh bracket but with times yeah that's what this guy did”
except not only times but dates and weeks for every single team and predicts all the overseas games okay yeah this guy rocks so i'm just rooting for this guy to be right i want this guy to have you just give us a fucking schedule so sick all right guys on chicks uh AW check married to an AW here i need some advice i recently got a boob job and of course i want to show the girls off little nothing crazy or over the top but i didn't spend thousands of dollars to hide them
and my husband obviously supportive of me getting them done recently he's been getting defensive and trolling about me wearing more revealing tops is he right to ask me to cover up or should he chill out and enjoy that he has a wife who informates to these whoa i think he's got chill out a little bit yeah do you why you trying to cockbuck all of us now yeah we went when you got this boob job he probably thought he probably thought you were getting them for him and he didn't
realize that you have an entire life outside of when he's looking at your chest let the girls play let them play get them some hair i actually think uh we're kind of borderline doctors
“on this podcast uh i think post op boob job you have to let them breathe otherwise they'll get”
suffocated yes that's that's part of the you don't use it you lose it yeah exactly exactly exactly you got to let them settle yeah drop so it's like a foundation it's cement exactly i've got to settle look like they start high and then they'll they'll find a resting spot yeah i i don't know that he was ready for for all that you having new boobs would entail on the like when you're out in public i don't think he was ready for that the attention that you would be getting if he's just
here here here's what you can do if he's continues to exist on this be like dude you can get a
dick enlargement versed on yeah you where all the all the speedos you want you can ball max you can
Start to ball max and then i did you guys read about that ball maxing yeah mi...
it's new it's new thing i i don't think i need to allow it i don't think i need to allow it
so i can go to spark notes like big balls and words or less yeah max is right what big balls you just do just don't stop into their into that which is the stupidest thing ever because it just makes your dick look small what are we doing it's don't can confirm yeah big meaty clankers what are we doing hey boys love the show having a problem at work every time i hear someone say good question and my everyday life especially at work
i instantly repeat good question as a courtyous AWL that i am even around me is confused aside from the men who are clearly AWL's who seem to get skittish awkward when they realize i also listen i mean she's hot is this a problem or should i embrace it and keep going things go so
“things will be back i think you embrace it you embrace it what's wrong compliment people on questions”
that's a good question that you ask the question yeah this this girl rocks let it be yourself this podcast for everyone no but like she's saying like you know she's in yeah the guy he didn't know but she's in a board meeting maybe she's not like there's a guy presenting someone else has a question in the guy presenting is like good question and then she just chimes up for no reason good question that's awesome i don't know that might be like you might be
like why like they'll get over are you in the right place to be complimenting me on acknowledging me for saying good question yeah that's a good question hey pmt my fiance has been obsessed with playoff hockey for the last month he won't be watching any of the shows we've been watching together
“like the boys or the bear after he's done work he told me that there when the stand-up finals”
begin there will be more gap days that we can fill in to catch up on our shows do i just suck it up for the next three weeks or is there anything i can do stopping from watching playoff hockey his team the flames didn't even make the playoffs so i don't know why he's obsessed please help
his playoff hockey you actually wish that his team made the playoff and lost in the first round
because then he would not be as obsessed also has anyone kept up with the bear i stopped us or she didn't know i heard it wasn't great the i think i i think i worked yeah it became no longer like a funny show because season two was was fine i think one was great i watched first two episodes and it was not so he's actually doing your favorite yeah also you could just watch out or did the boys get crazy too yeah means it's the biggest boys guy of all time means love the
“number one boys guy i still good yeah just watch on your own if you want to”
what does it matter same thing then you can just rewatch it with him and just be scrolling Instagram while you're watching like i bet you this is gonna happen she predict everything
also you get a second TV my fiance has been gone for the past five days i've watched like the
entire i've just rewatched the entire answer i'll show it's been it's been loved that that's love that if she gonna be mad when she gets back like why don't you wait for me certainly not definitely okay good show numbers 11 77 43 15 56 85 48 have you belated birthday to jersey jerry eight pft mist on monday i will show shot i wish from a birthday yesterday online no i know but on the other side of the show i said i
jerry i went to x dot com and everything app and i said i posted happy birthday jerry your whole thing on this show is doing birthday shout out that's not my whole thing yes it is it's it's the bad part about being a birthday guy is like you want to wish you you're horrible you want to wish you happy birthday they don't they don't give you credit for the ones that you know only the ones to hard to find them don't only the ones that you miss
all right everyone say the numbers same again real quick 77 83 48 15 85 69 69 for jake memes or yours 11 39 getting what it yeah one more one more one more one more song this is one I'm gonna share about that no 82 32 32 32 no check
Skip bales is number three best player of all time happy birthday to Dennis R...
birthday to tyran math you jackson dart and then thursday happy birthday to max homo
“good luck max happy birthday jack you's happy birthday to grok happy birthday to clay math”
you's unhappy birthday to frank born is giant balls on thursday love you guys any one he miss
memes ever if they see me wonder oh he's not gonna see you be able to listen oh yes he can't listen
“this now he was that he watched youtube and he got to stop number one AW I got pissed when he switched”
Netflix he said fucking guys I'll tell you about it love you guys
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