Emergency Jaylen Brown Trade Reaction + Timm Woods And The Return Of Dungeons And Dragons

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Okay, before we get to Dungeons & Dragons, we have an emergency podcast because Jail and Brown has been traded from the Boston Celtics. Hanks Worst Nightmare. Actually, no, Hanks Nightmare was Jail and Brown getting traded from the Boston Celtics. Hanks Worst Nightmare happened when he found out it was to the Philadelphia 76ers.

A team, PFT, that none of us had on the radar as a potential 100 to 100 to 100. Where in a draft Kings sportsbook, they had the lead, the worst odds in the NBA to land Jail and Brown at 100 to 100 to 100. To say it was shocking and it came in on Wednesday evening. PFT was in Santa Clara, which I want to hear about, you know, at the end of this, to watch

U.S. men's National Team play, bossy in Herzegovine. I actually texted, sorry, I didn't even answer it. What? That's why we're doing this podcast. I texted PFT right after the trade happened, I said it is now the most must win ever

because if the U.S. men's National Team gives Hanks one deflection point where he can come

on here and be like, "Boss the Abaz the Abaz the Abaz the Abaz the Abaz the I'll never forgive

our soccer team." No, it happens Max and Hanks are at Max's wedding, Max's at his rehearsal dinner, Hanks is on an island full of delentays, literally in island that's just full of delentays. And Jail and Brown has been traded to fill it all via six or six for basically nothing PFT.

Well, I was going to say it's, I don't think it is his worst worst nightmare because they didn't give up Hugo or Baylor Sharman. So they hung on to both those guys, some silver lining on that one and yeah, I was just thinking about the second that had happened, I was just thinking, "Oh my God there's like a 99% chance that Az Max is getting married, he's going to be thinking about Hanks."

In the crowd, just like pissed off looking at him, it's the city of brotherly love island. So there's like nine, how many delentays brothers, three delentays brothers and then a bunch of delentays cousins that are probably all just like ravenous, sixors fans. And Hanks is just living through hell right now. And I love it.

Yeah, I actually think I almost sexed Dave and was like you might, it might be like a saving

“private ride situation where you have to go chopper him off of this island.”

Like you have to bring him back because he can't, he can't handle this many big mongs. And I told, I actually, hey, I have, because I'm such a dear friend of yours, I have

A spin zone list free later, but I did say to you right away, not having to h...

talk with everyone, like have to do a different topic, a small talk with all these people

“that Max is in Max's life is actually kind of a bonus for you.”

You can just talk jail and brown with literally every single person at this wedding. I'm good. And that's wrong, that's, that's, that's, that's not a spin zone, that's that's is no, that's exactly what a spin zone is. All right, so where do you want to start Max, you want to say, you're wedding, is it?

Say you wedding day? What do you start? No, no, the wedding day, wedding days tomorrow, Max already got, he already got married. Yeah, would you say, Hank, he said, you said, where do we want to start, Hank? It's just as I want to finish, Hank, let's start with you.

You said to us on Sunday, you're like, I guess what, Jim Brown's not going to get traded, because he, he, in my head, he has gone back to Brad Stevens said, hey, let's be adults. You try to trade me. It's all good. It's not going to happen.

And I think, if you've been traded for Yannis, that would have been awesome for you. Instead, you got trade for Paul George.

“Yeah, someone's coming, there's something going on here.”

I said to Max on the bow yesterday, I was like, Jim Brown was getting traded. I could just feel it. I could feel it coming. The fact that he went to the six or, like, I cannot ride my head around it. It's so insane, so frustrating.

I feel like the Paul George thing is there's, like, they might be doing another trade. There's another move coming, but regardless, regardless of what this ends up doing for the Celtics with the picks, if they make another trade, you cannot trade, jail him round to your in division rival, like that cannot happen. Yeah.

That was a, that was a big moment for you to, say the R word about the sixiers and about the sixiers and about the six.

Yeah, hard R, hard R, that was, you've, you've never looked at the sixiers as a rival.

They beat us in the playoffs, it's, it's a times of time. That's very true. Well, Hank, why, why are you on mute, Peter? Why are you so so quiet? Can you not hear me?

No, you tell me like this, I mean, it's 50 didn't have a red eye last night. Oh, I, I've literally just, I've been awake for about 26 hours. I'm, I'm probably going to throw up at some point during this podcast. Hey, why'd you do this now? Like, why, why, why not last year if you're going to trade him or, like, in a week when

we're not on vacation? Yeah. I don't know, I don't know why they, why they didn't do that. I don't know why they took the offer that they did. I think there's reports that like it was personal.

I don't, I don't really know. They, they do not value jailing Brown the way that I do or the way other fans do. Like, I don't, they, they seem to think that Paul George can get you similar, which is like a stats. It's analytics.

I don't agree with, I've talked a lot of shit about Paul George. I don't think he's good, he'd think he's old and he's a fucking dinosaur, like. But analyze people are saying that you can get similar production from Paul George. He only has another year, left on his contract, and then you can, you know, use that and get more, like, assets next year, which you would not be able to do with jailing Brown.

I don't believe that. I'm not, like, I'm not going to spin this, like, positively. Like, oh, this is a good trade because of, and then it's used analytics.

“But that's what analytics people are doing.”

Okay. Okay. So here's something that happened, Hank. We found, I think we found the GM who sees jailing Brown as the 7th best player on a team.

It was Brad Stevens. Good one. That was a good one. Thanks, right. Hank.

I have a question. Okay. PFT. He's not hanged. I have a big hat, but he can't, you can't help yourself.

Hey, did you see the fun stats though? They're like, this might be a spin zone for you.

jailing Brown has the second worst plus minus of any five-time all star over the past 10 years.

So he's got actually a negative plus minus average. And also the Celtics win more games without jailing Brown than when he's playing. What? Yeah. Celtics have won without, so last year with jailing Brown, they won 66% of their games without

them. They won 80%. Year before that, with jailing Brown, they won 73% of their games without them. They won 79. What's this?

What's the sample size on these? Well, we got this year was 8 and 2 without jailing Brown.

Okay.

Yeah. Last year was 15 and 4. Okay. Okay. All right.

I'll put it this way. There is entire career with jailing Brown, they are 263 and 131, that's 67%. Without Brown, they're 60 and 26, 70%. So you're going to be better with them. Yeah.

Big cat.

“Is it true that you left the bar last night because you were scared to talk to Max's brothers?”

I waited for Max to show up and he showed up and then I waited for his brothers to show up for like an hour. We were watching the, I was trying to watch the soccer game as crazy as that sound. Actually, yes. All that we were in was completely packed.

The group we were with, no one was watching the game. I waited for like an hour for double D to come down.

They were in order to be found and I went and watched second half and bed.

It was also a week. So we're doing this podcast at 80. I might have been drinking for 13, straight hours. So. Okay.

But I waited. I wanted to, I wanted to not even come out, but I waited for them to get back from the rehearsal dinner. Max came back and then his brothers know showed. So that's not on me.

Okay. Max. Can we talk about that? I don't know. What do you always do?

That was a tweet. That was a tweet. From who? There were, there were, it was a reporting of tweets that weren't coming from me. Where's memes?

I don't know where memes is. That's a good question. The news one that was tweeting it. He tweeted more time yesterday and did for the fucking next point and I don't think it's combined.

Okay. Max. Where is he? I don't know.

“We always say, "Texam, Max, can we talk about your side of this?”

You found out in your, during your rehearsal dinner." Well, let's start with this. Does your fiance, did your fiance see the video where you said, quote, "I'd rather be with Hank and the hotel right now than with her at the, at the, at the, at the, at the, with her.

With her is a incorrect statement, I cannot say with her. I did say, "I wish I was with Hank right now." In the hotel. Yeah. In the hotel.

But it was a great moment. It was a great moment. It was a great moment that I would have loved to share with my friend, Henry. As bad as I felt, it was bad. When they came back from rehearsal dinner, his wife's dad came up to me and he was like,

"Yeah, I'm a huge childhood friend. This is really bad." I was like, "You were living my name here," like you just had, he just had to sit in the whole heart a little biter with the three of them, which I would imagine just like laughing and like being like, "I was the one that got the break to news.

I think it was the greatest news breaking I've ever had in my life." Like I looked at, I had shams notifications on and I, like, just shams, like the only Twitter account that I had notifications on for yesterday and I got the alert on my phone. It's like, my brain was like, "Oh, Jalen Brown traded, wow, that's crazy." And then I saw sixers and I still thought it was a fake tweet, even though it was a Twitter

notification. I was like, "This can't be real. Someone had to have hacked his account." So I was just like, "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God." And I was telling the table, I was like, "Wait, let me confirm this.

Let me confirm this." And then for me to actually break the news, I was like, "Jalen Brown traded to the sixers."

The top that I got from that table, it's incredible.

Incredibly incredible. Better than you're wedding. I haven't had the wedding yet, the wedding is going to be better. I love my wife. The wedding's going to be tough to tell me.

It's going to be tough to tell. It was a hell of a moment. And then it was just me, my brothers and my dad going through every tweet being like, "There has to be a catch. There has to be a catch.

What's going on here? This can't be it. This can't be the full deal. It is. Paul George and two first round picks."

Well, this song was too good of a deal. It's crazy.

“The swap could be the clippers pick, is that I don't understand the swap?”

The swap is the most confusing thing. I tried to read it like five times this morning. I think it probably will be the clippers pick. That's a very good asset. We've been holding on to that asset for the right moment, but to pair that asset with

Paul George, who many have said is the worst contract in the NBA and bring back Jalen Brown seems not win. No, we didn't play there with another contract that was worse. I can't remember what that contract is. Well, you're boy, Wendy didn't help you this this time, hey, because he said that

he said that for Paul, for the six years to get off of Paul George's contract, they

would have had to trade a first round pick.

So essentially, they just got the six years got Jalen Brown for free.

They would have to do that just to get rid of Paul George's contract.

They somehow got Jalen Brown on top of it, shout out my Ganty's doing a hell of a job

to start his tenure and fill it out with you.

“Thank you, have you allowed yourself to think like maybe Brad Stevens has a secret plan?”

Yeah, no, that's all I've been saying to myself, I don't know what that plan is. How wild have you allowed yourself to like, daydream about what the secret plan might be? Have you thought maybe Yokech? I just hope there's another move coming.

Yokech would be all. I don't think that's possible, but I didn't think Jalen Brown would have traded the two sisters possible, so I don't think it's happening this year. Yeah, I think this is I think the self-experpacy saying this year we're resetting in the next year maybe.

Yokech could definitely be in the realm of possibility. Hey, how many times did you read the tweet to be like, how is this real? Because that was the same as everyone was like, what the fuck? How is this? I think that right away in the video, I think this is not real.

Like I was hammered, you know, I was like, this is just not everything was happening on the ones and I was like, this is not real. I'm not on this fucking island and like, Jalen Brown is not going to be playing for this. Like the picture of him in the six or two jersey, like, is so preposterous. I, like, can't even believe it.

And it's like, I'm not even, I'm so much more mad about Jalen Brown. Like the Paul George saying, it's like, that's going to bother me when they're playing next year.

“Yeah, that's the only thing that had to really like sit in as much as it's just like”

how is he on the six or it's like the Paul George saying, we'll come when the season starts. You have delayed onset Paul George, like you haven't even registered Paul George and then night one of the NBA season, Paul George is going to be wearing the Celtic jersey and you're going to be like, oh fuck, this happened. Why don't these teams tweet any of these trades?

It might not be real. He's still breaking them. That's not going to happen. I don't know. I never know.

That's where you're at right now, because the Celtics team account hasn't tweeted, it could just be fake. I don't get, the sixers haven't tweeted either. I don't understand it. This all might be just a figment of shams imagination.

Oh, like what? Yeah, I don't know. How many? Well, no, I don't think so. I think they do it when it's officially done.

Like they still have to, like I don't think it's officially been done. Yeah, you serve a chance. How do you think they broke the news to do? Oh, man. Thank you.

That's what we'll talk about that here.

“Probably, Jason's hate him, like, he, it's not like, I think they're the long years”

of Jason's hate a first jailing Brown.

We're probably overstated. They want a championship together. But I mean, if Jason's hate, it is his franchise. If he wanted him, he could have kept them, right? Yeah.

When do you agree, Hank? It's the salary. It's like, it's like he was right. That's like it was like a personal thing. It was like.

But it's also crazy that like they could have gotten, they could have made a move for Yannis, they missed out on Yannis. Right. But you wouldn't give up Hugo. Hugo's big face.

I feel like you just like held on to that and like run with it to the fucking hills. And it's like really like not, that hasn't been like a solve solid fat that it was like a broken rod. Was the one reason that traded that? Because Sean talked about that.

He reported it and discussed it pretty gently. Pretty gently. If they put in Hugo, he would have come to Boston. No, he said that the trade got held up for two reasons. One, because the Celtics didn't want to part with their young pieces that they looked at

very favorably like Shiremen and Hugo. And then two, because Haslam is, you think, how many dollars demanding trades? Because of what happened in Miles Garrett. So he's like, maybe I don't want, maybe I don't want Shiremen brown after all. So right.

Well, do you think it was more Jalen Brown or more fucking Hugo Gonzalez? What? I mean, they reported that the Celtics did not want to part with Hugo. Are you valid? They also reported the Haslam thing, which was probably more prevalent to the trade.

But in PFT saying though, what if Haslam's like, well, I don't want two stars in Hugo and Jalen Brown, because they could both ask out. Right. Right. Right.

Right. Right. Right. Exactly. Well, you're here.

Emergency product. You were here on time. What's up, dude? Where's memes? I don't know how we just wanted to watch.

How, exactly. Did you sleep last night? Where is me? I did. But the, is that when you saw it, when you shocked or you, you, I feel like you were the,

one of the first people to respond, you were like, ready to go with the emergency

pod button was being hit.

I was watching it pretty heavily yesterday.

Sure. Mm-hmm.

I feel like I could have at any time.

I feel better. I feel very straight. Nobody deserves to get fleece on an island. So that's tough. You know?

So you're saying fleecing? I mean. Yeah. Confirmed. I don't know.

I'm not an educated guy when it comes to contracts or players. I don't know. Yeah. I agree. That's why I got ahead of it.

But yeah. Paul George? That's tough. Hey, you're being mean, hey, you're being mean. The heck is hexpon on a masterclass right now.

“You need to get the mic in front of him though more because he keeps saying shit and I can't hear it.”

Hey, can I get a question?

Are we sure that Jill and Browns can be a good fit for the sexist? I'm not a sexist guy, so I don't know. What about how? How do you think Paul George is going to fit with Hugo? I hope he'd be good.

I think he's a vet. You know, as he can say healthy, he can contribute. He played well against the Celtics and the playoffs. He'll forget that. Yeah.

Yeah. He actually was awesome in that series. So if you can say healthy, you can have similar production of Jill and Browns. How was it meeting of this name? I want to talk about Mitchell Rawls.

What are you saying? How was meeting Max's friends and everyone on this island? Yesterday. I met him briefly, they were fine. It was, it was, it was, they were all, they're all pretty good.

He left, but he was, my high school friends were out to dinner late last night. So he has not gotten the full day. Today's like, today's like, do you have a parking friend that's coming into that's coming in today? Like a die, die hard boss and guy coming in today. So he's going to have one, one reinforcement.

You guys are going to be like, boom doc, say it's going back to back. Just spinning at the wedding party. Yeah. Okay. Hey, do you want my spins on?

No. Let's talk about Docker because they're going to be stupid. And I'm not going to like them. This is mean. All right.

I'll tell you.

So the first one is pretty simple.

Like I said to Hank, when you go to a wedding and you are Hank is going to a wedding. We all love Max that is he knows not a ton of Max's like family and friends. He knows his brothers from the Max's batch of pretty stuff. Hank is a famous guy. Let's just be honest.

So he's going to have to do small talk.

“It was going to be a lot of like, hey, how are you doing?”

You know, he can't scrape it this. But now, small talk completely solved. It's going to be Paul George Bingbong. I'm Jim Brown. Bingbong.

So please. That's good. Please. That's good Hank. All right.

Here's a good spend zone. This is actually only this is only the second worst trade that Paul George has been involved in. So that's, it's not the worst still SGA, right? Yeah. So that's something to hang your hat on.

Hank, what are we doing right now? Waiting for memes to join the podcast, right? You just traded, you just got rid of a streamer and got a podcaster. I, yeah. That's.

I mean, Paul George. You, I think you're, just as upset about Paul George Bingbong on this team, the jail and Brown being all. Yeah. I've talked a lot of shit about Paul. I don't like it.

That'll be. There's time to speak. There's one thing that made my brothers were talking about at the rehearsal dinner where we found out that jail and Brown got traded to the sixers. We kept talking about how in game seven, we just kept saying jail and Brown really did play.

jail and Brown really good player. We said it like if E time is during that game. Yep. And then last night we just kept looking at each other when there was like a little bit of silence to be like jail and Brown really good player.

You didn't really get played. It did. We've already established that. We established that that your bachelor party jail and Brown really good player. Um, okay.

If you don't like the podcast or a streamer thing. Nope. Okay. How much does the future podcast is the past? Okay.

Well, this one. Ah. This, this trade is so bad that maybe people will stop asking Brad Stevens to say no. Everyone in basketball will stop being like we need Brad Stevens to coach or GMR team. I'd Brad Stevens got more cooking.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Then you're going to take all that back. Um, well, no, I mean, I'm just saying this is good.

“Like you, it's probably annoying that people keep saying his name every time this comes up, right?”

You know, I say he's got to say no, but like other, but you know, different basketball schools and everything. Just like, hey, you gotta make Brad Stevens say no. I don't think I've ever said that.

Um, Paul George's dog.

Do you remember Paul George's dog? I don't know. I was trying to look. I think his dog's name is Kobe.

“Uh, I don't know if his dog still alive, but his dog.”

The famous picture where his dog was tea bagging, Paul George. Um, just balls out everywhere on that couch. I was thinking now that kind of a famous dog on the Celtics. We can get him a Hank dog toy and help sell more of those. Spins on.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I thought you didn't like it. What?

Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Last spin zone because obviously you don't like this, but maybe Hank.

Maybe this is finally rock bottom this year.

Uh, how so. Well, I mean, we've, you get upset when we bring this up, but like this is not been the best year. Sports wise. Live. Super roll.

I mean, this is a go in the pictures made for the Super roll. The sellers want to number two see what their best player injured. Well, the number two see it. They, they just got it early. Uh, that's going to be a shame.

“And you're going to have to make a quote for that one.”

All right. I can't list it. Hank, and then you could just tell me, maybe this is not rock bottom. Super roll loss. Live golf canceled.

Celtics lose to the sixers. While we're at matches. Max is back to party. Soccer becomes huge. The US men's team beats your Bosnia Herzegovinians.

Two buzzer beater loss. Having to golf as a lefty with a righty handicap. Next title, jail and brown. USA beat Dominican Republic. That's a lot, Hank.

Yeah. Then bad. So this could be it. This could be the bottom. And then what?

Do you go up?

Oh, we would always go up.

I don't know. I'm scared. I can go. It could be worse. You go up.

Back to the future. Did you go? Oh, my god. No. If you train, you go.

Just you have to quit the Celtics. Oh, man. Okay. Anything else? I'll sink.

Anything else? Making you like. Is it a little bit better that Max is like almost reach that point where he's like a little bit uncomfortable with how bad this fleecing is. He almost, you can tell he feels bad for you.

I have not felt that at all, really.

Okay. Hey. He's just been laughing in my face. I have. I have very respectful.

I've been very respectful for it. The video last time you were just. Well, that was. That was it. It didn't happen.

It didn't happen. It didn't happen. He knew dude. I was excited. There were so many people at the bar for it.

It's a joy. It's time. It's not quick real quick. If the Celtics rebuild and and they get back to like the NBA finals. Let's say in like 2029, let's say they went another another chip in 2029.

That's a different team. Like the the core is completely different without without jail and brown. I don't know that you could consider the Celtics ever. Even be eligible for team of the 2020 because it's going to be two different iterations of the team.

It's the team of the 2020. Sorry. Yeah, but I mean, like totally different team without without jail and brown. But it's the team, not the core. I don't know, just something that I thought about.

I wanted to get your feedback on. Also, I was wondering if you thought that maybe. Like this could evolve and solve. If you get like Joe Mizoolin, a bunch of guys out. Maybe they go out to to scanos, table for six.

You get, you know, Brad Stevens, chisel. I didn't think this clearly. I think you can fix this case. I think that's the case. I think something was going on when chill and brown and Brad Stevens was not going to get fixed.

And they knew that. Hank, if you thought about wearing white to max his wedding day because people are going to want to talk to you more than Max or his bride. No, okay, you should think about that. Hank does just have a, he just has a body double this entire week. Him and Jack McCarthy got the exact same outfits.

It wasn't same shirt, right? They have another shirt that's the same and then they have this same suit for the wedding. You don't know if this is the same suit, but probably it's the same suit. Okay, so you could just send him in.

“But Hank, you should, you, you actually, I think Max, I'm going to speak on your behalf, Max.”

I think Hank should be allowed to go table to table during the dinner trip party. And, and, and, and, and greet everyone because, like cut out the middle man, everyone's going to want to talk to him anyway. Hank should be the bell of the ball. Yeah. He should wear a wedding dress and just go table to table and be like, "Thank you so much for coming.

Would you like to talk about the jail and brown and Paul George trade?

I'm not sure if you got to.

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. You got to know come. Yeah.

You would be happy to be back in the FTA party. You got to leave. You got to leave the island. You're thinking about it right now. He's like, "I would have had to leave." Hank would have, would have been like swimming. It would have been a scape from an alcohol tract. You would just swam back to America.

I don't even know if I'm, I don't even know where seeing Marnitz. I'm thinking about getting a flight there right now. I have an open seat if you would like to come. Can I come? Let's go.

Yes, it's on his lap. Yeah, we're going to share. Man. All right, anything else, Hank? Where's memes? Mitchell Rod is moving.

We're just very close. That's not the good point by Hank. Mitchell Robinson, like... Yeah. He's calling the greatest basketball player of all time. I want to talk to him about it.

I actually think that's a smart move for the Celtics. Yeah.

“You should watch the trees, get a bunch of rebounds.”

Also, the lakers are just... They're doing like the plot to losers. I don't really understand it's very funny. Walker Kessler for a lot of money. Austin Reeves resigned. Who else did they get?

There's... It was the scrappyest 20 minutes in the history of NBA pre-agency. Like 20 minutes, they got three of these guys. And they don't own, I think, like, another pick for seven years now. They just went all in for...

Which... I mean, I guess they did. There's the famous... They sat down with Luke and showed him a binder last year.

Basically being like, "Hey, I also saw a very funny...

Because LeBron has said that he's... The reports have been out there that LeBron is going to go anywhere. Like, he's going to be... He's open to be being courted by every team. And then the spurs are officially out because they sign to bias errors.

So they have their LeBron. They don't need it. Yep. So it's good. All right.

Anything else? And then we'll talk real quick. PFT. Hank, you got anything else? This is bad.

Max? Where's Mames? I've had a... I've had a good time. I've had a good time.

I...

“I don't know how jailing Brown's going to fit.”

But I'm excited to see this journey.

I've heard from Hank that he's such a good player. But he's such a good guy that you want to have on your team. I'm excited that he's on my team. That's all I have. That's the last thing I will say.

Did you get yelled at it all yesterday? Zero. Zero. She was so... My wife was so excited about how excited me and my brothers were.

Oh, that's awesome. That's a great one. That's great. It was so... She saw how it sat Hank was.

I don't even know if... I don't even think Hank saw her last night. I don't even think Hank saw her last night. I don't even think Hank saw her last night. I don't even think Hank saw her last night.

I don't even think Hank saw her last night. I don't even think Hank saw her last night. I don't even think Hank saw her last night. I don't even think Hank saw her last night. I don't even think Hank saw her last night.

I don't even think Hank saw her last night.

“I don't even think Hank saw her last night.”

I don't even think Hank saw her last night. I don't even think Hank saw her last night. I don't even think Hank saw her last night.

I don't even think Hank saw her last night.

“I think if you've got a guy that is the reigning FIFA Peace Prize holder, this is why”

he has that type of war to that type of power. I hope that President Trump gets on the phone with FIFA and tells him, hey, let Balagan play. We need the Texas Tech source of his judge. That's the guy.

Yeah, yeah, just whatever we can do we need to do because we can beat Belgium. We can. But it's going to be way, way harder without Balagan because he is the like probably the best pure striker that we've ever had.

I know it's crazy to say that after just like four games. But in terms of just like being a pure striker and a finisher, he's the best that we've had. Maybe you know, you could say Clint MC,

but he was never really like a true striker.

But we need him. We need him because Peppy looks like Bambi trying to walk on ice for the first time. That's not going to work out. No, so I don't know what else we do.

But it was an awesome time. I saw the substation up close. I got to say that substation is really fucking big. It's way bigger than I thought it would be. It goes like half the stadium.

“So now I might be a substation true through now.”

Yeah, I mean, I saw your video. It looked massive. It looked like an incredible game. One of those games was like, I always sit on my couch. It's been like fuck yeah.

They tried to screw us. The free kick was incredible. Yep. Hank, you agree? Yeah, for a kid was cool.

Okay, all right. So someday we'll be back. Actually, no, Hank and Max will not be there. Because you guys are being flight. You guys will be joining us.

We're going to be going to Tahoe for a show week. But we'll, the rest of us will be back in studio. And now we have what? Two hours. We just texted back. He was on the flight.

So that's where memes was. That's that makes sense, right? That's a valid excuse valid. Would you agree, Hank? Yeah.

Okay. At any point last night, but That is true. We were planning this last night. He did not mention that at all.

“PFT just asked for a comment on Mitchell Robinson for.”

Have a. All right. We'll do that Sunday night. Oh, no. Ding bang. Ding bang. We thought you were going to go to work.

A beautiful island to get away from everything. Get away from Mr. Ding bang. Mr. Ding bang is stronger than ever.

You'll never get him to retire.

No matter how many mass holes. Say, Mr. Ding bang sucks. And I know it's all. Hanky's friends from Massachusetts are as we called them. Mass holes, which is a play on words of the aimers.

Ding bang. No joking. Mr. Ding bang was stronger than ever. I got to tell you. I was feeling down about Mr. Ding bang.

I'm welcome. I'm welcome. I'm beautiful dog. Get outside, Erki. You're a murderer.

Tweet tweet. Um. Hey, um. I was really down on Mr. Ding bang. And then I went to that parade.

And yes, I wasn't wearing a nicks jersey. My daughter didn't pack the anoby jersey that I bought her. And she wanted to wear it because she was taking pictures to the Graham. And all I had was a PBS shirt, which is sort of. The antithesis of James Dolan, but whatever, man.

That's what I had it. I support public broadcasting. And so do a lot of people in Boston.

So you shouldn't have been so critical of that mass holes.

Um. Hey, let me just say, um. This is, uh, come here. Let me show you my beautiful dogs. I mean, I set this up. Sorry. Hey, it gets Mr. Ding bang.

It's here for you. It was a great dog. Great dog. Oh, man. They're so good. It's beautiful dog.

Oh, look at those dogs. Oh, look at this. It's a beautiful dog, dear. But you know what, I will say, I am going to defend, um,

Hank here. I don't know what's going to happen with this trade. You know, on paper. Yes, it looks like Boston lost. But Jaylon Brown could be.

We could be entering James Harden territory with this dude. You know. Just have to think about Hank. Like Hank, don't be totally bummed out. I didn't hear this whole conversation before.

But like don't be totally bummed out. Like Jaylon Brown, that was some crazy shit he was saying. Um, at the end of last season. And I just, uh, I don't know. I wouldn't, um, I wouldn't be super depressed yet, Hank.

Mm-hmm. That's good. That's nice. He is on an island full of Dolante's, Jerry. Guys, can you believe someone agreed to marry Max Dolante?

[laughter]

I'm so happy for him. Oh, it's like, I'm here. Oh, sorry, sorry. Max, she's up.

“She's a beautiful, like serious, like no Mr. Bing Bong for a second.”

Gorgeous, like, you're good at beautiful babies. It's, uh, you're lucky to have her. Don't, uh, don't, uh, don't talk to a pony thing that other early bars to a, uh, cent employees pulled. Okay, we won't go there.

Um, oh, hey, yeah. But if you say don't blow it, like, don't blow it. Uh, I was just, uh, I didn't really write anything for this, 'cause I got a text from, uh, big cat last night. Um, can I start with the--

Oh, he's still, I'm kidding. Oh, no, joking. Oh, what are you doing? Don't, don't, don't. I don't want any figures pointed to who set this up.

Don't do that. Okay. He shouldn't be mad at us, and I-- Keep it in anyone.

Just, Mr. Bing Bong just wants to talk to Hank for a second.

Hank, uh, Mr. Bing Bong here. Uh, I hear, um, I hear you're at, uh, at the delente wedding. That's beautiful. You know, that song, you got to get to the church on time. If you got to get in the car and speed and get max

to the church on time, you know, if you get pulled over,

“you could whip out your phone and, and you could offer”

a FaceTime with Blotman, Bang Bang! And just like we're seeing he did when she got pulled over. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's so beautiful. It's so beautiful that you're on a deserted island. It's, uh, it's a resort. Yeah. Just like an Arizona resort with that reporter. Right there he runs in your coast.

Blu it for no reason. She was a very capable reporter. No reason to do all that. Bing Bong find a rooftop into lock thingies. And one of the bridesmaids.

'Cause you blew it. Bing Bong. What else can I touch on? Oh, Jerry, I have one last thing.

'Cause we got, we got to go in a second.

Um, Hank, can you, can you stop? Can you stop doing podcasts and giving stories? That we would like on this show? I mean, when, when you go on a podcast and say that your wife smells like shit, I would like you to say that on part of my take.

I was on the comedy podcast. I have a movie coming out, hey, this weekend. If you're, like, with a family this weekend, they WL's. It's crazy.

It's so much less resort. It's theaters. It's on to me. No, it's not theaters. It's a streaming movie, Hank.

You made it nice. Oh, my God. You remember when Hank said, I'm doing a tour of a movie I did 40 years ago. Hank, you fucked me up.

“Honestly, you would be a density to say like Mr. Bingbong is a jerk and all this stuff.”

This shit, I have never commented on your career.

That was cutting shit. Mr. Bingbong can never guide Hank. I was trying to help you promote. I said, where can people go see this movie? That was not, that was, that was a shit.

You was at the school. You was at the school. You was at the school. You better fucking, you better hope. I was trying to create the people who don't get the theaters to go fear movie.

But it's on too, and great. You also better hope. All the people that I hope. To be as a growth agent, bro. I learned that when I was out with them.

It's a growth engine. It's a huge company. It's, it's owned by the Fox broadcasting company, you son of a gun. You better hope that the Patriots get within seven years. Because Mr. Bingbong is going to be so up inside of you.

I'm going to be so up inside of you, Hank. Sorry, there's like a cyclist going past me. I'm going to be so up inside of you. I'm going to be so up inside of you. I'm going to be so up inside of you.

I'm going to be so up inside of you. I'm going to be so up inside of you. I'm going to be so up inside of you. I'm going to be so up inside of you. I'm going to be so up inside of you.

I'm going to be so up inside of you. I'm going to be so up inside of you. I did a podcast. We were talking about the odorant. I said my wife experimented with crystal the odorant.

Because my wife is a little holistic and sort of clean. And that the crystal the odorant didn't really work. And I made a joke. And then the newer, I was about to say the New York Times. But the New York Post didn't article that I said my wife smelled.

And then I really, like, I have to go to couples therapy right now. Okay, well, Jerry, thank you for joining us. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for joining us. Don't be too down.

I don't think this is such a bad thing. Let Brad Stevens put a little bit. I know everybody was getting on you. But these trades, something was up. I have no idea what was happening.

The AWLs had to explain to me what a second apron was yesterday. It was just like chill out. Kind of was still funny. I don't know if anybody saw on the everything app I wrote. Can somebody explain the second apron if you were explaining it to Hank.

And they all were like we're saying it's as if you wanted to see more tutsies. But you had to pay for the extra tutsies.

It was really funny.

Maybe also the best. All right. Happy 4th Jerry. Happy 4th Jerry. Happy 4th Jerry.

All right.

“Let's kick it to Dungeon Dragons and Tim Woods.”

And then we'll see everyone. Something like that. Okay. We are back. It is time for our very, very, very special guests.

Tim Woods. Dungeon Dragons part. How many times have we done this? Oh gosh. This might be our 10th game together.

Something like that. I'm taking a guess. Something like 10 or 12 or somewhere around there. Okay.

So always great to see you.

Tim always. Why don't you just take it away. And then we can introduce to everyone as dressed as for the podcast. Absolutely 100%. So I'm very excited because we're going to be picking up today's adventure kind of from where we left off.

We had defeated the five evil doom raiders. The evil adventures who are the masterminds of the crime syndicate known as the Xen tarim. The train wind brothers. Now, this is where I did want to double check. Was it train wind or trade wind?

I believe it's. I think we're the trade wind. Absolutely. One, two, three, train wind. He said train wind.

Tries a train wind. Yes, talking to Mike's act. Train wind. Train wind. Train wind.

I want you to train wind this whole time. EY that that's yeah, that's of us can play too. So which one are? A referral. Train wind.

Train wind. I think it's TRE apostrophe Y and N. Train. Train wind. Train wind.

Train wind. Train wind.

“So are we trading the wind or are we on a train with wind?”

Train wind.

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We're on a train with wind. It's early math. It's early in the day. You get fired. They were single digits.

But I'm around it up. It's like instead of a cup of coffee.

“You have to answer basic math problems to wake you up.”

Yes. Do you have more awake after four plus two? Yeah. Jump straight into the textbook. You can go.

Okay. I'm Mr. Incredible. The dad. And I'm going to face fucksack during this episode. I'm also Lord Trade Win aka Norm.

The human barbarian. I am early at the warlock and I am Deadpool. I'm exactly a mask with. You look like Spider-Man. No mouth.

Yeah. Are you Spider-Man? I'm Deadpool. What's the difference? Deadpool's funny.

Spider-Man's not? No. What happened to your face? I tried to cut open something like a talk. Because my face was not going to be a costume with no mouth.

Why did you get a Spider-Man costume with no mouth? Yeah. Some of the superheroes they have immersive masks that you can't hear through them. But I didn't think. I should have been thinking more about audio in the costume shop.

Okay. You do double swords, maybe? I'm also interested in becoming a wizard today. Absolutely. Or else you'd certainly branch into wizards.

I'll admit that slightly redundant butt. It's still a good choice. What was the only one of us can. I know both of you can become a wizard. Just warlocks are already pretty good at wizard stuff.

Oh wow. You already kind of have that experience. Are you looking for a wizard?

“They're like from the north aren't they like almost like self like Celtics?”

Yeah. I would say so. Okay. So they're probably more into that than they are being a wizard. They're probably just making fun of the wizard by trying to become a wizard.

So we have two guys who are curious about becoming wizards. The trade wind brothers fight to the death. And then Nick, I think he said or sorry, Greg said beforehand that he's interested in getting a beard officially. A beard official. It's like a husband beard.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He has a wife. He has a wife.

He has a wife. Yeah. That's what he was like. That's what he was like. That's what he was like.

Absolutely. Yes. What I'd present. So this is the re-gathering the return of our adventuring party, which we officially named last session.

I want to highlight. We are the six Chinese boy wizards. Very cunning. Because. That's not true.

I was desperately hoping that we would wonder where that came from this time. I wrote it down. The logic was also that we would say we were the six Chinese boy wizards because that way when they tried to count it. They'd be assuming one still out there kind of loose in the wild.

And then they would always be looking for the boy wizards though.

I would love to know that. That's assumed it was something that I wasn't getting. Exactly. Okay. Absolutely.

This is going to reflect badly on me. If I totally misheard it. That's what got into my head. But I think that's the name we landed.

“No, I think that's a tricky tough one to misinterpret.”

That's a lot of questions, but I chose to internalize it. We whispered the volume of a boy. Oh, that's what it was. That's true. Obviously what it would mean.

A weak little boy's voice and whispered. And of course we named ourselves because there was a rival adventuring party who we had to go up against. They were stealing our credit. These doom raiders were absolute assholes. And that's why we murdered them without any remorse.

Killing all of these agents who run essentially the crime syndicate in the ci...

Fortunately, and as our opportunity for today for maybe gathering more treasure and power,

“we have discovered that there is one leader of this crime syndicate who has not been eliminated.”

And indeed is the guild master. The one who is in charge of the entire crime syndicate. Now I am especially excited to introduce this classic D&D villain. Because I didn't make him up. His name is Lord Man Shoon.

And he is a powerful wizard incidentally.

What? So those who might be it was curious would certainly know that Lord Man Shoon is true. Man Shoon is traveling the planes right now away from the city. But he has somewhere in the city a base ahead quarters. And if somebody were able to get his spell book, indeed,

not only would they deprive Lord Man Shoon of his power, but they would become a great wizard like him. So this was hard to get me the adventure. The two are his characters. Wow.

I'm losing. Expressing their desire to become wizards. Indeed, stealing his spell book would not only defeat this enemy, but also empower you. But only one person can get the spell book just to be clear.

Now the real reason I'm excited to introduce Man Shoon is because the D&D creators who made Lord Man Shoon, I suspect, had some influences that they were really excited to work into the game. Lord Man Shoon runs a crime syndicate with essentially ninjas and he's a powerful wizard.

And this is what Lord Man Shoon looks like. Wow. So you tell me whether or not this guy is your classic shredder.

I always think of Lord Man Shoon as being a very

D&D's shredder kind of villain character. And I know that shredder has been a very meaningful part of our campaign over these years in many different ways. So the danger is Lord Man Shoon is so powerful. Look at that hog on Lord Man Shoon.

Look at the hog on Lord Man Shoon. Look at the hog on Lord Man Shoon. Look at the hog on Lord Man Shoon.

“It's a very important part of a wizard's armor arsenal.”

I will say, you've got to protect every part of your body when I'm percent. And the luchador mask, very shredder like is probably my favorite feature. There's new artwork of Man Shoon in the current edition. And he's very like a vampire Edward Cohen. I don't like it.

I like old school Man Shoon with his shredder mask. And so we do know that if Man Shoon, we're discovered that we're going after his spell book. He would come back to the city. Maybe using powerful teleportation magic.

And I will warn that when I run this adventure for the AWS, I tell them do not try to fight Lord Man Shoon. Because they're all playing the game at level two. They can't beat Lord Man Shoon. He's like level 20, but we're level seven.

And so in theory, if we wanted to try to take down Lord Man Shoon, you could. But the real goal here is to get his spell book. Because we got several wiz curious characters for sure who could benefit from that.

And it certainly weakens him as a villain. So that'd be the smart and easy way to do it. But I will admit, some groups have defeated Man Shoon, but only through bullshit shenanigans. No one's actually beaten him in a, you know,

“what I would call a slog out fight or come up with clever solutions”

for defeating. So if you'd tell him like, hey, if you lose, you'll get a better traffic than he might actually tank and try to move. Absolutely 100%. So you can use any strategy.

You want the world of D&D's open to your interpretation. And how you want to approach this problem. And of course, the first problem we have is we don't know where his headquarters is to get the spell book.

So we're going to need to do some information gathering. We're going to need to maybe gather supplies or something in the city that we are in. This is the city of Waterdeep. It's you, just the King's Landing or the Los Angeles.

It's just like spread out like a vast metropolis. Anything you need to do or buy or get. You could get in this city. But as we usually do to see who goes first in our game, we are going to roll the almighty 20 sided die.

And whoever rolls highest will get to go first. Each of us has a dexterity modifier, but I'll apply that for us to see what turn order we're going to go in. Thank God. Yeah, Hank, how did you do on your?

Oh. Just one. Just one D20. It's one good. Hank got a six and try to say it was a nine.

The lines always hit the bottom or there's a dot.

Yeah. Yeah. So that's a six plus two. You just got an eight early. I got a 10.

Okay. And you have also a plus two. The 12. They're going to go out. Train wind.

A one. That's 10. And how did a wind the bar do? I got a one becoming wizard. I got a one.

I got a one. You also have a plus two bonus, but that will only put you at a three. So over all. Yeah.

Absolutely. And how did about silent train wind? Seven seven. Okay. Unfortunately, you have a minus one because dexterity isn't your focus.

You have lots of other ability scores that you kind of go stop. You got a seven. A six that is going to put you solidly between Erlick and Wayne for silent train wind. And Greg with two Gs. I wrote a three.

Three. Also with a minus one. Unfortunately, that is going to put you at a two for Greg with two Gs.

Absolutely.

So I'd like to just point out real quick that silent train wind is so committed to being silent. Train wind that he just deleted the entire alarm app office. I just watched. Oh no. Was that the entire app that you deleted?

I didn't want to take any chance. Yeah. You got to get that back off. I'll get it back later today. Have you done that before?

Yes. Okay. It's a fast way to just make sure nothing goes off.

“That's how you can turn your alarm off as you delete.”

Yeah. If you've got to just make sure no more interruptions, you just get it out of there. We go to the iCloud later. Absolutely. No, we will point out loud train wind.

That puts you at the top of and you should have going first. There is a warning. I would offer that barbarians are not necessarily the best of gathering information in the internet. Right.

Unless you're picking somebody up and shaking them down for information. Very often what barbarians want to do is rush into danger and start fighting things immediately.

The problem is we don't know where Lord Manchun secret tower base is in the city.

Okay. So Lord Manchun could be literally anywhere. He could be. He we in fact know. He's not in the city right now.

He's traveling the planes. But if we were to break into his mansion, it's possible that there are alarms that can lure him to our location. And make sure that we do not leave any stone on turn. So with that said,

I would like to take silent trade wind and got him like a pig in search and see if Manchun is somewhere inside of his bot. You certainly can. I would point out that you have a weapon. Could I just ask on your character sheet?

What is I think you really great sword? I'm pretty sure you have a great sword. That is unfortunately the perfect weapon for getting somebody. Just end head. I want to slice him open.

And like we'll just, we don't peek around in there.

“Silentry would it be safe to assume you are not volunteering for this?”

Are you trying to resist him doing this? Or are you laying down and letting him do this? He's not, the guy we're looking for is not in me. You feel better. Exactly what you would say.

If he was in you. You're not sure there's such a man in you. Yeah. There's. There's zero men in me right now.

You don't even have to cut me. But how we don't have to use knives. You tell the difference in less you have had been. Yeah. I wouldn't have been walking around heavier if I had a full man.

It's like, I feel like you're the expert. Yeah. If I had a full man inside me right now, I think I would know. What about them? You guys got to take my word for this.

It was a shapeshift. They could be like a small one. Could be a true. The last time you had a man inside you. What does feel like?

Was it uncomfortable?

This would be the first time.

And what I'm telling you guys is I think I would realize the first time. No, but maybe you've just had a man inside you all along. Was it a born? Yeah. So if Lord Man shoots inside of you wouldn't he didn't say as you're human body out here with us.

Being like, hey, guys, I'm not in here. We don't have to use a knife. He's very powerful. Yeah. You're in front of you.

Without you. Without you. For the team, we need to gut me. We can gut me. Is there an exclamation window?

Uh, in theory, there are means of detecting magic. That is true. That is true. That will be a wizard. Can you do that?

I don't want to, I don't want to derail the whole show right away to get my vengeance for our Aunt mother. Uh, I will, I will protect you. Instead, I will, I will submit to putting silent trade went through an MRI and catskin. Absolutely.

Just to make sure the mention is not in there. Colin Oscar Bay. Also full cavity. Yep. As you, as you bring him to the magical x-ray wizards who do this kind of thing all the time in the city.

Please roll for me a D-20.

“This is going to be unfortunately a persuasion check, but you still have like, I think a plus one on this.”

I have a rolled a four. Four. Four. Okay. With a five, they are going to try to scan him as best they can.

Oh, no. Just roll me one D-20, Zach. I'm going to leave it up to the roll the die. So you want to scan the work? Because I, three.

Great. With a three. There's like a shadow and something's inside of you and they can't figure out exactly what? It's not a full grown man, but there is like magic inside of you right now. It's really, it's really clear exactly what it is.

There's almost like a some kind of like foggy magical shadow inside of you. What part of the body? To the stomach, stomach, or like, your whole area. You're trying to get the magic in me too. Yeah, you do have the magic and you 100%.

Which I'm not sure this is that I'm. You have cancer and I just got you early diagnosis. You're lucky. You're gonna survive. We got it early.

Yeah. You have only three seconds so far. You could go to these wizards and be like, check them again. Yeah, check them again, check them again. Check them again, check them again.

Check them again. See if you can be like, you guys didn't do a good job the first time. Wow, that's a 16. Okay. With a 16 plus 1117, they scan again.

It was a smudge on the lens that he messed up. On sportsy with that rule before. They didn't put forth their best effort. You almost got gutted over nothing. It was just a smudge on the little telescope thing.

I'm happy. We figured, listen, you said Tim, I'm not as a barbarian. And not someone can collect a lot of information.

So me going first was always going to be a problem.

At least we check one box.

He is not in silent trade one.

“You have a ruled out of the possible hiding place of man's shoot.”

Absolutely. You're welcome. I would say if the role was there, I wouldn't have got gutted for the team. Shame I didn't have to do that, but I wouldn't have got gutted for the team. You sound like you really didn't want to.

Yeah. You sound pretty resistant to the game. You sound like you were trying to hide the man inside of you. He said it could be man or magic. Yeah, it was also a smudge.

Yeah. And that will bring us to early. Great job. It's absolutely very successful and productive. Man's you found to not be there.

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“I would like to like, since we're with the wizard right now, right?”

Yeah. There are some wizard trends. We're kind of like in a section of the magical school or they do like magical MRIs and stuff. So I would like to like go up to them and ask where we can get more information

on the guy we're searching for. But then like secretly like kind of asthma if they have any internships or like other positions. You would have represented absolutely did not even occur to me. These are the people and perfect people to ask about Lord Man's unit,

powerful wizard of evil. So go ahead and roll. You get a plus three on persuasion. But I will warn if you're willing to be intimidating. I happen to know you have a plus six.

I'm trying to woo. No. I'm trying to woo. Like I'm trying to. I'm trying to be recruited.

I'm trying to be recruited. I might be wrong. I think you actually have a plus four on this naturally. So go ahead and roll a D20 plus four. 20.

Whoa. Natural 20. Yeah. I can attest to 100%. So you find some wizard around here who I hear you find a really old wizard.

“And they say, well, if you want to know about Man's tune,”

we got to bring out his old teacher. And this is like dumbledore and bold and more type stuff where it's like, I remember when I thought he was good. But he turned evil and he became the leader of this crimes.

And I should have never taught him his secrets.

I can tell you not only where his layer is. But he will answer no fewer than three other questions that you might have about Man's tune. Now, if you don't know a question to ask, he'll give you random facts about Man's tune. But if there's specific things you want to know about this wizard,

you can ask whatever you want right now. And you can trade one of those questions to get an internship. If you trade two questions, really good deal on the internship and maybe even be higher ranking. All right.

So I'll do one question then. And then get a really good idea. Yeah. Yeah. You want to go with it?

How much is Dave worth? What? What are his motivations? Oh, interesting. Money.

Man's tune is the leader of like an evil crime syndicate. Very similar to shredder. He wants to do crime all over and gain more and more power. But mainly the way the Zendharam, this crime syndicate do it,

Is through the fantasy mafia.

They spread from city to city.

“They try to lock down trade routes and then get smuggling”

routes set up through their connections and shady. Like they kick out all the other thieves, guilds and take over the underworld. Right. So the wizard that just wants to be traded and collect.

It's Jordan pool. We have Jordan pool. Yeah. Absolutely. So that's his motivation mainly is to make money,

make profit. If he thinks he can do that, he might show up at a place where he would be able to maybe make some extra money. And then so yeah, I'll use my other two questions. I'll be myself in the internship program.

And then I'll just tell the rest of these guys, like I got one question I got to answer. Yes. Did you tell them it was a very successful information gathering. Even though secretly it was very successful.

You not only got an internship. You got free tuition scholarship to black staff Academy. The wizard school at the moment.

You're the closest in the party to becoming a fully fledged wizard.

I'd even give you one level of wizard right now. To do a little bit of extra magic in a boost. Where do you know what else is any levels? Nobody has any wizard levels yet. Except for cake is somewhere out there traveling around.

But he's the only wizard we have. Are you going to question? Yes. Pericle. Hey.

Hey dude. You're with those wizards for a while. Would you ask them?

“I found out what is what his most vacions are there.”

He's a crime syndicate. He wants to see what's money. So we got out. We can do that, right? So that was your only question.

You asked him a question that we didn't know. You were there for a long time. We didn't know that. You had one question. You were there for 35 minutes.

Yeah, they only gave me one question. I took me a while just to get that one question. We did see pictures of him and everything. It seemed pretty clear that he ran a crime syndicate. He looked like shredder.

He looks like shredder. Well, now we know for sure. Now we know how we can get to him. And then what else did you guys talk about? Because they were really.

It was hard for me to get one question. I really had to to hack. What's all that paperwork? That you haven't your hand. It looks like a brochure.

What do you have an ID badge? Oh, no, that was. I don't have a brochure. I'm already in. You're wearing a land ID. I mean, that's that's like my my my mom like signed me up for like Wizard School.

Like months ago, whatever. Like that. That was a separate like side conversation. Well, where's your mom right now? She's back at home. Why am I?

I'm looking at my phone right now. And I'm watching a video of Jersey Jerry interviewing all the interns at Wizard School. What the fuck? Why are you in this? Like I said, like, I mean, we're not.

We're not together all the time. Like my mom, you know, she's been like pushing me to like try and. Just like, you know, chase my dreams. And I guess I have to go to Wizard School, whatever. Why do you have swim trunks?

You go to Ben Mintz's pool. I'm going to miss a guy. Okay, so you're going to Wizard School instead of after this mission, though, after this mission. It seems like maybe you're not completely focused on this mission, though. No, this is like, this is my last, my last who.

Also feels like you wasted it. You guys know, I don't even want to go. Like it's not like I'd rather be with you guys. I got to rather just chill with you guys. It feels like you had more questions that you could have asked that would have helped us instead.

I only don't want the bad guys doing it for money. Yeah. It's also worth noting this Wizard teacher is trying to cover your bottle a little bit. He comes in and says, well, he asked me just one question and then he farted. And I just started cracking up.

I couldn't get through the rest of the questions. Or both. That was your part. Yeah. Yeah.

That actually checks out. That checks out. I actually didn't think it was a fart when I heard it. I thought it was just who was sitting on chair. He moved his legs and the gravity pulled air out.

Mm-hmm. Get that in anybody. Yeah. True. Good point.

Okay. And that'll bring us from early turn then to silent train wind is up now. Silent train wind. What would you like to do? I will point out you're not too shabby a gathering information.

But we do now know the location of man's shoes headquarters. If we're looking for him, that would be a place we could go to. That then might set off alarms where you might show up potentially. And it's certainly where we can find his spell book if we're looking to gain its power.

“Is there happen to be an originally known location of the spell book?”

Or we have no clue. Uh, we, oh, good question. Where in his base is the spell book? Is not information we have right now. But we know at base.

We do know he must be at his base. He would keep it his base. Even if he's traveling through these dangerous dimensions, like the plane of fire or the nine hells or something like that. Or maybe even heaven where we went on one of our adventures.

You can go anywhere when you're a wizard who can travel the planes. So he is somewhere where it's dangerous to bring his spell book. He's going to keep it in his base. I would like to maybe see if we could. But do we know this spell book is, uh,

Is paper a pen or is it electronic? Uh, my question. Is paper in pen and probably covered with like grizzly skin or something like that? Okay, so people grow more. So we're not doing any like geolocation.

We, we can't paying anything like that.

I never thought of that. Uh, you might have a screwing spell that allows you to try to pinpoint

The location of this spell book potentially using it. Not that it has a geotag or anything on it. But you can be like show me man. You can spell book in a crystal ball and kind of try to find it that way. Yeah, I'm not going to give a crystal ball rip.

Absolutely 100%. I happen to know clerics get a divination ability.

I'm going to say you can roll a D20 to see how effective.

When you pray to your God, pound found, don't forget you worship the God of storms,

“Pound found and he is going to maybe answer your question if you're all really well.”

Uh, 15. Uh, 15 is the exact number I was looking for in order to get the exact location of Manchune spell book. You see a vision of two towers, one center tower and one outer tower. And sure enough, the center tower looks like it's six stories tall. It's the big important building.

But the outer tower is connected to it by a bridge.

And that one only is a single door on the second story accessible by bridge.

No windows, no other doors on the ground floor or otherwise. And it's at the top of that four story outer tower. The better protected of the two towers. You zoom into this room and you see a magic circle in the middle of the room. Roll me a D20 to see if you understand what this vision is showing you because you're not seeing the spell book.

But there's another 15. 15 with your religion skill bonus. Could I just ask on your she. I think you have like a plus. Do you have the religion skill by any chance under skills?

Actually, probably not my mistake. I did not know that you would have. You said you're all the 16 is that right? Or a 16 or 16 or 16. 16.

Okay. With a 16 that is just enough that you know something about this magic circle. Number one, if man-shoon senses alarms going off in his tower. This teleportation circle is where he will show up. But you also know it's been modified.

So that if you press the right combination of ruins or maybe solve the right math problem on this like. Essentially alarm type situation. You could create an opening to a demi plane a pocket dimension.

And it's almost like a wizard safe.

You're realizing that while there's treasure chests in this room. This is the safest location. Is the portal that is accessible only by this teleportation circle. If you were a wizard trying to hide a spell book, you'd hide it in this dimensional pocket.

“And so you think that's what this vision is trying to tell you.”

We got to get into this outer tower. Get to this magic circle. And then someone with good arcana skill, which is usually a wizard. Is somebody who has a very good arcana skill. Would be able to open this up.

Some of us already do have arcana even if we are or not wizard. It's a plane in two towers. Tim. There have been unfortunate incidents when I've run this adventure for the Abobiels. Or we have knocked over both of these towers.

Unfortunately. And it's all pretty regrettable. But shout out. Shout out, right? What's the accident?

He doesn't have religion skill. So that's good. Yes. No. We're 100%.

Absolutely. Yep. Yep. I do write this far this adventure. I pulled it from a book. Exactly.

For us. You were training in Florida, right? That's great. No matter what. But nobody's knocking anything down in the power of religion.

In the in the name of God, because I don't have the religion skill. And you would do anything for a thousand virgins. Milk and honey does sound like a tasty combo. But I'm not saying, but I just don't have that skill. No.

I mean, you follow the God pound found. You can decide whether a pound found is like what what their motivations might be or something like that. So we, we're going to get the drop on the book, boys. That's, we'll take that. You have to go to the math problem, though.

As a team, I think we're pretty equipped on math.

“I think it's, you have to go up and do the math.”

Oh, I thought, I thought it was a wizard that would unlock the-- It is somebody with good arcanis. I feel like we got some arcanis on all of that. Do you have some math problems for them, Tim? That you can just practice.

I can whip up a few. Yeah. Yeah. I can whip up a few. Yeah.

Absolutely. That was just a percent. Yeah. Absolutely. And that will be your turn then.

I said, "What do you have on bonus actions? Is there anything else you did want to do on your turn?" I thought I'd wait. I feel okay with that turn, Tim. Absolutely. That turns.

That's 120 times four. 120 times four, so we're doing 100 times four. So 400 and then 20 times four, so we're doing 80, right? So, 48. Okay.

He's good. That's really good. It's pen docs. That's so bad. And that will bring us to a way in our hill door.

Bar next. Okay. And I assume you shared that information with everyone. That's a really nice room. Really nice room.

You're being an open-brand letter. Very nice of you to that. I'm going to disguise yourself. Yes. I'm going to disguise myself.

I'm going to disguise myself. I'm going to disguise myself. I'm going to disguise myself. I'm going to disguise myself. I'm going to disguise myself as early.

Oh, yeah. 100% absolutely. You immediately look like a real-time. And then I'd like to tell all the other wizards that I'm no longer interested in their school.

And in fact, I never wanted to be wizard and I'm a fraud.

You absolutely can make a deception check. Okay. So like you have advantage on this. So please roll two times and take the higher number. That's three.

Hmm. That's five. Five now. Here's the issue you're running into. These are wizards.

And so they go, well, of course, just one moment. And they sort of scan you with magic. And they're like, wait a minute. This is a disguise. Self-spell.

What do you think you're doing right now?

Let me just confirm.

Yep.

They rolled a 17 to know that this was our race.

They win. They did bust you. And this is a classic like, oh, like they had. Like, you try to bring in like a huge gun, like, through a metal detector.

Like, get out of here. So you kidding me. This was a, that they're the really only place in the whole city that would have a routine magical instrument. Well, it's actually.

Guess what? It was a stress test. And they passed. I was making sure that. And it sounds like these wizards really have their act together now.

Yes. Absolutely. You know what? It's like, Roman one persuasion check to convince them that this is A. It's 16.

They're like, hey, wait. Oh, wait. So you're from the order of watchful majesty. That's like the wizard police kind of you're like, yep. So do we pass the test?

Yeah. We get a new like, we were trying to go from a B plus to an A on our security. Will you give us the A now? The bugs and the keg lines. Yeah.

“Can I, can I go check out that combination that that's tack pulled up?”

You absolutely can't wait. What are you checking out? The combination. Yeah. Absolutely.

Combination. Combination. You are able to start hitting in that direction. But it will point that as you get to the location in kind of the dock district of the city, where you see the main tower and then the attached outer tower, you sure enough can see.

The outer tower has four stories and you can see the doorway on the second story.

You could try to climb up onto the bridge to get into that tower. But you're also noticing one other thing because I know your character has decent perception. There is like dirt around the tower in a perfect ring. It's almost like you see a ring of dirt and then nothing. It's clean within that perfect ring that goes exactly 30 feet out radius circle around the tower itself.

As you're watching, you see a bird fly through the air. Go, go, go. And then just hit something and slide down and invisible wall of some kind of roll me in our kind of check real quick to see if you know what you're looking at here. That's a six and I had plus four.

All you need is a ten to get an idea of what's going on here. This is a force field dome around this tower. You don't with a ten know how you would get through a force field dome. But someone with our can or a wizard would be able to figure that sort of thing out. So, and I will say that was you going with your move.

You still have your bonus action.

“If you want to do anything here or you can inspire as a bard.”

One of your teammates with that bard of inspiration. Either playing the music or encouraging them. Who's up next? And there he is. Greg up next.

Greg up next. Would you sing me a song? Oh, Prince Greg. I'd like to sing Prince Greg a song. Absolutely.

What song do you sing? Since there's like a ring of dirt and then a hole. Yeah, so there's kind of like it's almost like there's a perfect circle around the tower. We're looks like the street sweepers have been sweeping dirt up against the force field. Yeah.

So there's no mystery even though it's invisible where the force field is. You think you could walk into it and then bounce off of it. I'm thinking like a nine iron. Maybe you just want to come in my dirty hole. Go let's go.

Right in that dirty hole. Greg. All right. Thank you. Come inspire. Go check out that dirty hole.

Come on in. It's pretty nice. With that song in your heart, Greg, you absolutely feel inspired. Mm-hmm. Thank you.

Is it my turn? It is now your turn, Greg. One hundred percent. I think we should wait for something to do. Wait for somebody to walk out.

Is there a lot of traffic going in and out of this tower? In and out of the tower, there seems to be no traffic. In fact, you see people moving around inside of the main tower. Not the outer tower where the spill book is. But you can see windows on floors one, two, and three of the main tower in a front door.

There's people moving around in there. I'm going to roll to see if they've noticed anybody out there. They have not yet. Someone almost looked out of window and spotted us. And this is a crime syndicate at its core?

Yes, absolutely. So not a lot of traffic going to in front. And you'd bet they keep this force feel pretty secure a lot of a time. Boys, give me all your gold. Let me walk by and look vulnerable.

Ooh. We've got a jingle in a purse. Mm-hmm. Absolutely. You guys.

You, I would say, even you alone have enough jangling gold in your pocket. I want a comical large bag of gold. Okay. So I don't want to listen. If you pull your money between the dragons that we've defeated and the money we got off the

doom raiders last time, we've got well over, like I would say, 6,000 gold pieces. If you're putting it all in one bag, that's a bag like this big with a big dollar sign. That's a place. Yeah. Does Greg have any older brothers, because I feel like the second or third brother

Prince is like always gets kidnapped.

Those are good ones that can now.

“Which is good if that's what we're looking for.”

Greg, it's totally up to you. If you have any brothers, certainly they could be in the city even. One temperature. You want me to have brothers? I think so.

I think I think I think kidnapping, like if you're a crime syndicate, like trying to kidnap and hold hostage, like I see your logic. You're like, okay. So you are a paladin. A paladin is like a knight, like someone who has taken an oath and become a very important person.

You would be someone they might want to kiddo. All right. So if we're thinking about like a brother that Prince Greg could have kidnapped,

Should we maybe pick someone who's like got glasses and a beard.

Looks a lot like Prince Greg. You certainly got a body double with you. Who's so? Do you? No.

I can't rob you. I don't. Do they want to have glasses in it? Are you guys just assuming I'm a prince in the game because I'm because of this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, cool. So there's only one person who kind of looks like you, right? Prince Greg? Oh, wow. I do have a spatula as well.

So why don't we have, why don't we accelerate when get kidnapped? With our big gold purse. Yeah. So I get all the gold, but maybe kidnapped.

“But you need to walk by and look at the vulnerable.”

Yeah. You've got to say you're a prince.

You're the second prince.

Maybe, maybe walk by like you've lost your glasses somewhere. I can hear you. I can hear you. This is all contingent on the fact that you have not already lost your glasses. Yeah.

Silent to train wind. Please roll me a D20 as long as you're going to won. You did not lose your glasses. It's a 70. You lost them.

But you found again after hours of looking around for them. You really put in a lot of hard work. But you found them again. So now you can affect a very good disguise of Greg the power. Then 100%.

That also means that Greg's is your turn. I like the idea that as you are seeing Silent train wind disguise as you walking by, you're almost waiting in ambush. Maybe potentially. Yes.

Yes. You might come wondering out. You're a bush, please. Absolutely.

Then there's plenty of bush.

And so you are able to get into some nearby bushes. Look out and sure enough. You in fact, roll me one D20. It's the bush. The bush is near these two towers.

Lenty. Oh, no. Yes. Yes. Yes.

But you see someone's hung up like a nice mission accomplished sign. Some of our here, some of our like that. And so you can roll. This will be your stealth check. You have a minus one on this.

But. It's a nine. Problem is that right now you're trying to hide in some bushes. And it's not. It's hard to hide when you're wearing heavy armor and stuff.

“I think that your giant moth mount is I believe you still had a giant moth mount.”

Yep. Yep.

It's kind of like coming up.

You're like, no, no, no. Come on, girl. And it's like sort of drawing attention upon you right now. I will see. They have a notice to you, however.

They are too locked in on the money bag being carried by the false prince. And so you see. Let's find out who it's going to be who comes emerging out of the tower. Ooh. You see a little Hobbit come around.

A halfling. The token of state owns the word Hobbit. A halfling comes emerging out of the tower. He's wearing a chef apron and wizard robes. So it seems like he is a chef.

But also can do magic of some kind. This hobby comes running out. And you hear my. What's going on? That's what's going on.

That's what's going on. And then he suddenly points at the force field. And the direction of the force field. He has a ring. And suddenly this archway appears in the force field.

And he goes, you there. You there. It seems like you are maybe in position of too much gold, my friend. Perhaps I could lighten your load a little bit. He then like almost looks in Greg's direction.

Greg still has the element of surprise right now. This guy is almost acting like he's being friendly. But you can tell he's about to maybe cast spells like freeze you in place or something like that. Um, silent trade when you are kind of passing by with your reaction.

“Greg, do you want to jump out and do anything at this point?”

I would like to compel him to a duel. Yes, you can just come out and do it. If this works, he will have to fight you in that case. He will not get to do anything else. Let me get my special wizard die here.

Okay. The special wizard die has betrayed him. He only got even with his decent bonus to this. In total of a 12, he needed like a 14 or better to pass that. He immediately looked at your direction and you're like, do owe me.

And this like little circle suddenly describes in the ground between you two. He tries to back up and he slams against it. And he can't get out of here. The ring is clearly a thing that led him through the force field. And now he's like, no, no, no, no.

And you know, he's scared because wizard can hit really hard. But they're glass cannons. They don't have a lot of hit points. If you go after him right now, you, I'm going to say you still have one attack left. That you could do to this wizard.

I don't think we want to kill him. No, you can attack someone to knock them out. You could intimidate him or persuade him to not fight. Now that you know, he's kind of trapped locked in dual with you. I would like to intimidate him.

Absolutely. You're like surrender now yield now. And like I won't make this messy on you. Go ahead and roll with advantage. You get to roll two times now.

And you're going to be adding either intimidation or persuasion to the higher roll. 11. 7. 7. Okay.

So within 11 being the high roll, can I ask under skills? Do you have either intimidation or persuasion? Persuasion plus six plus six. Let's go.

He would need a 17 or higher on this.

He immediately says, listen, listen. I'm just the chef. I'm just the chef. We don't need to make this messy. How can I help you?

I, this was all a big misunderstanding. I wasn't going to take his money.

I would never do such a thing.

In fact, I bet I can help you out a lot. This guy's totally willing to betray everyone in this tower right now. He tells you his name is Manifrit Cherryport. He's the chef in residence here in the tower of the manchu known as the Colat Towers. It's too obvious if we just take the running.

I want his whole hand. Absolutely. He would hug you per cent. You're almost like, but it's punishment for what you were about to do. A thief is punished often by slicing their hand off.

And so you take, he almost is like, you see him kind of be like, No, come on. We don't have to fine. And you're pretty sure he knows I can kind of regrow my hand. And by the time he realizes you're going for the ring hand, he's almost too late.

Ro me one D20 as long as you hit him, you'll take his hand right off. 13. 13.

“Plus your attack bonus with your, I believe long story, long story, long story.”

Takes the Hobbit's hand. The halflings hand right off. It falls to the ground. And he goes, "So can I go now?" And he wants to run away from the tower to get out of here.

You let him lose from your compelled to look after him. Because I quit and starts running out of this tower. Congratulations.

You never ring to get everybody in and out of this force field into the tower.

However, Nick's got to ring. You do it. Wow. I can't do it. I can't believe it.

Wow. And he was given to you by this young, hallowed person. As he runs away is like, "Are we, what are we now?" He thinks to himself about Greg. Nobody has noticed this whole transaction from inside the tower.

Congratulations. Congratulations. We still have the elements of surprise right now. Greg, you're sure, and then you didn't even need to use your bar to inspiration. So you still have it on standby.

Oh, yeah. Prince Greg. Going to bring us back around to loud train when. Okay. So I'm a big dummy, right?

The bar bearing is known for immense strength and constitution toughness. But not high intelligence. Can I? So I feel like we've got to know more about this month. Yeah, Lord Manchu.

Can I? Can I? That's a crime guy. Well, I'm not.

I'm not smart enough to ask people to go around and trick people with my brain.

Could I potentially listen to a podcast? Yes. You can learn valuable information by doing so. That would be a perception check. Okay.

So I would like to listen to the sit down, a Mafia history podcast with Jeff and they do. Absolutely. He didn't episode about Monchoon and I'd like to just get everything that he knows about him and download it. Absolutely.

“You have to sort through a lot of other like true crime like podcasts and stuff, but you are able to find this legit one.”

Okay. That is very authoritative has all the street down. This is wizards just broadcasting from their towers, all of their thoughts and stuff. And so you're able to use magic crystal ball to tune in on this or magical sending stones or wherever you get your local podcast.

So you can roll me a perception check roll a D20 plus I think you have a three on this. 18 plus three is a dirty 21 in all. Well done. Absolutely. With that, you're going to extract valuable information about Manchoon.

Was there something you were listening for in particular? You're going to get three pieces of information about Manchoon right now. Ironically, you can't trade this for scholarships or anything like that because it's just information. Yeah. You would never do that.

Well, I'll just leave a five star review. Absolutely. What 100%. Um, okay. So what do we want to learn boys?

Maybe like find out what Manchoon's all about. Yeah. Like does he do this for money or what? What's his money? He does that.

What's he doing this for? He says right away is like everyone knows. The Manchoon does what he does for money. That's common knowledge.

“But what does he tell you the real information about Manchoon now?”

Alright. So what are we trying to figure out? What does he love? What does he love? What is his room at?

What? What? What level is his room at? I will point out that we did learn from the sky that silently we did. We learned the outer tower.

Fourth floor. Okay. So I know. I know this podcast well. I feel like he probably talked about this topic.

What's his weakness? What is this? What is the one thing that he can't live without? That he needs that we can maybe go after. I.

We do kind of know. His spell book is the main thing that if we could get it from him. He loses all of his magical power without his spell book. I think that's the information we didn't have before that we are getting is if you take his spell book from him. He loses his ability to do magic.

What up? What about Latina broads? Oh yeah. He has plenty of other weaknesses. Let me go for some of them.

No one will be Latina broads. Absolutely. We just. You are Latina broads. How much does he love Latina broads?

Yeah. You're above average. You're above average. You're above average. - He's still us.

- He has some, let me see after Stella's, he loses interest in the matter. - Oh, he's still us. - It's really an hour, that's real.

- Okay, absolutely.

If you have funny thoughts about any possible weakness as I'll roll to see if it happens to be one of his weaknesses. - Like, definitely Latina broads. - Does he have to bring like his, like, satchel of money with him when everyone wants to hang out

with these Latina broads or they're going out with him. Even if he doesn't have money. - I, let me see, who, he does not need any money to go hang out with the Latina broads. He just gets by on pure risk.

- If he wants to go hang out with him,

they actually will always see him.

More than he loves that, so you learn that not only does he, there's a rumor he pursues Latina broads.

“The truth is, they won't stop coming after man.”

- Sure, I did. - All want to go for it. - Does he own a tower or anything to fly? - You, if you ask about his ownership of the tower, there is an answer to that question,

do you ask about it? - I would like to ask. - So you find out that yes, he owns the tower but because there were two wizard brothers who used to own this tower

and then he, they disappeared mysteriously. - You find out that the brothers who owned the tower or wizard brothers called the Colat brothers and their specialty was constructs, gargoyles, made of stone

that would animate to protect the tower. Things like four speels that they could use to protect the tower and gollums. Things made of stone or iron that can defend the tower, including flesh gollums.

Otherwise known as Frankenstein's monsters. - Creatures that look like zombies, but aren't. They're constructs with bolts in their neck that will defend the tower. So we should expect animated dangers

that could animate the tacos. - Okay, so we know that we got to get a spell book. We know let's see in the broads anything else. Oh, Hank's last question was, "Can he fly?" - Can he fly?

- Great question. - Great question. - I will let you know that not only can he fly, flying's easy for him to come. - He can almost fly independently

because he's got like a permanent fly spell on him. Not only can he do that, you can teleport

“across the world in a single turn if you want to.”

He also has spells that if we were level two, he could kill any of us easily.

But even at level seven, if he uses most powerful spells,

he could probably one shot kill any one of us. - Okay, I feel like we learned a lot. - No, it's good question. - Can I have like a mini, do I have a mini role? - Yes, you have a bonus action.

- I would say you want. - bonus action, just bitch slap, silo trade one. - Just a little bit of know that I didn't forget about them. - Are you allowing this tap and are you trying to avoid it from happening?

- I would dodge it. - I would like to avoid this bitch slap if it pops up. - But you have a giant button. - Now before you bitch slap,

I will ask, do you go reckless on the bitch slap? - Then you get advantage. - You're reckless, bitch slap. - Yeah, I'm a reckless bitch slap. - Recklessly bitch slap, silo trade and win

to please roll two times on your D20. - Four, hmmm. - That's a 16. - Ooh, initially it looks like it's gonna hit your head. Now I'll mitt and then he gets you right in the face

with the 16 plus your athletic sponus 100. - And then just leave a note just being like, there's more where that came from. - Absolutely. - That's all, good turn.

- Thank you. - And that was right as you had walked away from the encounter with that. - Is he crying? - Roll to see if you're crying right now.

I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're trying to avoid it. So it's really only on a one or two. - 11. - 11.

- Yeah, no problem. - Okay. - Do you find? - Absolutely. - Okay. - Percent. - That was great. - Tough guy.

- Note that we were just, okay. We understand that myself sometimes have outbursts. We don't pass that, we don't tear up, but we don't hold against them. - Outbursts? - Okay, everybody wins in their own way.

- 100%. - I don't say since you got an 11 and not a 10 or lower, a 10 or lower would have meant there's a little twinkle and you caught that with an 11, not even a twinkle. - You hold it together. - Just bear.

- Next time I go harder. - Absolutely. That'll bring you to the early turn now. I would use my stealth skill and I would like to try and go ahead, nobly, to try and get a jump on this book.

- Ab so loosely. So you know, the force field in theory is already open.

“The only way it wouldn't be open is if Greg chose”

to shut the force field. They left the door open as it were through the force field. So assuming that gate is still there, you can go right through the force field into the towers. - No, I still have the ring, do have the ring.

So you could make this, I would give you the next ring for your birthday. - That's really nice. - That's so nice. - Yeah, that's fair.

- I've heard that. - That's fair. - Have you heard that? - So now I control the force field now. - You do? - Yes. - Okay.

- So I would like to go. I would like to go ahead, stealth. - Yeah, rule me a stealth check is a bonus action. That's perfect. - D20 plus whatever your stealth skill bonus is.

- That's a four plus five. - Four plus five. Nine is not great. So I'm gonna ask you to be specific about where you're going. There's two towers, the main tower clearly has people inside of it.

You can look through windows, you can go through doors, but you're not being very stealthy right now. The outer tower is no windows, a single door,

but it's on the second story connected to the main tower

by a bridge. So you could keep away from those people, then you don't have to worry about how sneaky you're being

Go for the outer tower where we know the spell book is.

If you wanna head for the main tower, then you're gonna have some trouble. - Is it, if I go in the main tower,

can I just be like, "Oh, this is my first day of internship

"and they'll buy that or is that not gonna work?" - You could try that, but I will point out at the magical school, they do internships all the time. Here, that's a rare and unusual thing. So the check would have be a lot tougher

that you would need to make. - All right, so I'll go for tower number two. - As you look at the outer tower, we had already learned that's where the spell book was at the top of floor four.

The issue right now is you aren't drawing any attention. I'll just confirm that. - Oh, it's so funny. - Oh, it's so funny. - That's something, just a moment.

- That's a tunnel. - Oh, yeah, that was a two unnatural 20.

“That was really the only way something's gonna go wrong.”

- We'll see, just a moment. But you are at the outer tower. You noticed that there's no ground floor door. There's a door on the second story, but you could try to climb up.

- What about Lowa? - Oh, my gosh.

Credit Hank, I've always been forgetting Lola lately.

I am so glad you were a member of Lola. - The Lola, the Lola can immediately spread her wings. Fly up invisibly, by the way. So Lola is not worried about stealth, and this him can fly up to the door.

And I can think of a couple of things. Lola could try to help you up or Lola could open the door on her own. She could even go inside the tower, whatever you wanna happen here.

- I think Lola helped me up. - Lola will help you up, absolutely. Lola's like, "I'm not ready to stop!" She's like trying to help one of your feet pushing it up. Go ahead and roll me with a advantage now,

with help from Lola. This is going to be an athletic check. I'm sorry to say you've a plus zero on that, is it no more long than it's not your specialty, the way it would be for Marbury and Control 2D20s.

Take the higher number.

“- 20. - No way, you do not, you have to roll 10.”

- You didn't even need a second one. - On the first try, Lola basically is actually like, here, one second, one second, and she just calls out, "Oh, Lord's of the Nine Hells, please, "give me strength and for just this but second,

"she is able to push you all the way up "so that you land on the bridge." No problem. You know what, Mates, since it was not her help

that got you the critical hit, you did it on your own.

I wanna give you credit. Maybe this is your first little bit of wizard magic. You start to levitate off the ground and land on the bridge. She goes, "I didn't help you do that. "How did you do that?

"That's incredible. "I've never seen a warlock do that kind of magic." And sure enough you land on the bridge. I'm even prepared to say with a critical hit, you might still be levitating a little bit right now.

Nice. Now there's two doors you could go through, the door into the main tower and the door into the outer tower, where we know the spell book isn't its quieter. And Burtz, you now know from the main tower.

Some people are like, "Hey, did you hear somebody talking "outside and they are gonna start mobilizing?" I'm gonna roll to see when they're gonna go, but you could make yourself scarce before they arrive. It's still your turn right now.

You stop your action.

“You could go into the outer tower where it almost quiet right now.”

The main tower is unfortunately where all the enemies seem to be. So let's go outer. Absolutely. And you open the door for the outer tower.

You know that at the top of this tower where the spell book should be immediately opening up, you can see there is a ledge you can step onto. And there is a spiral staircase going down into what appears to be the ground floor,

which is just a garbage pit. They've been thrown garbage down the staircase and it's all like stinky down there. There is a staircase going up from the ledge to the third floor, but straight across from you.

There is a little ledge with like an almost like statue of a wizard pointing a wand right at you. Roll me in our can a check to see if it certainly looks very suspicious, like a trap. But roll to see if you know anything about this particular

situation. - Do 20. - D20. - Five, five. And which are our cannabones? - Our cannabones is five.

- Five, so you got a 10 and because you got one level of wizard, I'm giving you extra plus two on that. - Let's go. Until this is a magical trap of some kind. You know, three things are gonna happen.

Number one, there are ruins on the mouth that are gonna make this statue start talking. Whenever the trap is triggered, there's a ledge right in front of you. You can even see the ruin right on the ledge.

The moment you step onto this ledge, it is going to cause this thing to start talking. It's gonna raise off the ledge and something's gonna happen on that wand. Maybe an attack in your direction or something like that.

What would you like to do? Lowle is like that's bad news. - Can I just hide out for a minute? - You could hide out. - This week you could end your turn if you want.

You still have your action. In case you want to do any attack or something like that or cast a spell or make another skill check. But you could say, I'm ending my turn

or you could say I'm ready in action but not firing it yet. - I'm gonna run in action now. - Keep in mind between now and your next turn it is guaranteed.

Some people are gonna come running out of the main tower and start looking around for you. So something to consider there. So I can't use my skill like an only use an action. - You could use any action,

including a skill check. A skill check is stealth. - A stealth. - A stealth. - So now this is your second attempt at stealth.

Roll me one more stealth check to try to,

you're kind of hiding on the bridge, is that right? - 20. - 20. - Wow. - Okay.

With the critical hit. - Were you hiding on the bridge by kind of like laying flat on the bridge or were you trying to hide in the tower? - Hide in the tower.

- I will say that if it's with the critical hit

you managed to avoid this trap entirely, you think it's censored, ruined, did not go off and so you get into the tower. Do you wanna stay on floor two or go down to floor one, the garbage pit?

“- I think we'll go up to floor three, which is a mystery.”

- I think garbage pit power at the same spot as a high. - That's actually so smart. Luke Skywalker style in the trash compactor, you go down into the spiral secretaries. There's at least like 14 inches of like water down here

that you can submerge yourself in. - It's gross, but it's a great hiding spot that they would never check that out. - Great job guys, hiding spot. - Luke Skywalker.

Tim, I got a question just like when you're playing Dungeon in Dragons, just like in terms of being a good teammate and everything, is it normal for someone to put their used Lucy in the die? - Oh, is there a river?

- Oh yeah, no. - I mean, these are our dice trays. - I don't want to put so many things out. - Okay. - I know something like that's just something you do

in Dungeon Dragons. - It was in a wrapper. - Okay, got it. Where's the wrapper? - Yeah.

- Every time I went to grab a die, I just-- - Oh, I see it. - Sounds like a hate rule we would need to make. - You have 100% of some loo league. - This will bring you to sign my training wins next.

- That's disgusting. - So gross. Just sitting right next to the die. - I was in a trash wrapper earlier. - Really?

- Yeah, it jumped out, that took out it in there. - Or somebody's not-- (laughing) - To make sure we're still there. (laughing) - Okay.

- It's a silent train when we are now up to you. You just saw Ehrlich go inside through the forest field. He has the ring now, just wanna make-- but I do wanna double check, but I assume you did not shut the archway into the forest field behind you, right?

You left the door open from the window. - No, I do it at any time.

“- You need to be out so you would have needed”

to do it before you got to see that. - You got to see that. - Yeah, so it's open, absolutely. Nothing stopping us from going inside. To be fair, we only have a limited amount of time

before people are gonna start coming out and noticing intruders. - I am curious about the areas surrounding these towers. Are there any shops, is there maybe a drug store, a pawn shop, anything close in the areas

is a developed, kind of spot or more rural? - It's kind of not rural. It's in the middle of the dock district to the city, but this is a rundown neighborhood in the dock district. This really nice courtyard with towers in it

is like where four different alleyways meet in the dock district. So it's sort of a rundown district where there are a lot of shops, a lot of hobbles and stuff, but definitely places where you could hide or look around and like, pharmacy type places.

- What is that sort of thing? - Even for a little advill, 'cause I pitch slapped you. I would like to support local business, maybe stop into the local pawn shop,

maybe browse around for a second or that's okay.

- Absolutely. Are you looking for anything particular? Are there plenty of shops that sell potions? - Scrolls, which are one-shot spells or other magic items. - You might even be looking for.

- I heard there's a guy that whips up a great virus in there, and I was trying to see, sorry. - I believe I have quite a bit of gold on me for that earlier distraction. - That's a treat to everyone's money right now.

- I would like to spend some of the gold on this man's finest virus, if possible. - Absolutely, you're saying virus like a plague. - Yeah, my spread of potential. - And I would like to look for injectable possible, yeah.

- Actually, role me one D20, just this is now very, you not need to hire all on this. - You're in the right neighborhood, so it's a five. - Okay, the number I was looking for was a five or higher, initially people are not willing to tell you

where you could find somebody you could provide you with a sample of a plague or a virus.

And so you finally, as you're about to give up the search

from an alleyway, this guy who looks like he's a little raven man, Pokes' head out and goes, hey, hey, I heard you're looking for a plague. I happen to be a plague brewer, come inside my shop. And his shop is like down a staircase in an alley

into somebody's basement. He is brewing different plagues here. And he has an injector syringe. He says that you certainly have enough money. If you're willing to pay full price for a sample

of his deadlyist plague, you're not even need to make a check.

“If you want to haggle, you certainly can”

to get a better price on it. But you have everyone's money right now, you can afford this. - I would like to hit him, maybe like 80% on that. - Not really. - Yeah, I get him a tag on nothing crazy. - Roll me one D20, see if you can haggle it down a little bit.

- That's gonna be a strong two. - With a strong two, he goes, I noticed you were looking for a really long time. I don't think you're gonna get a better deal on a plague. It's highly illegal to be selling this sort of thing.

It will price, I'm afraid, is what I'm gonna need. - This seems to be quite a bit of gold. So I'll hit him with full price and still have it. - You still have plenty of gold. - There is a dent now in our funds at this point.

You have a syringe, I assume that there are regular

plagues here, you wanted to go for the best kind.

There are magical plagues. They can't easily be cured without the power of a cleric. You're the only person here who would be able to cure the plague that you have in your syringe right now. With that done, that was your bonus action.

You could now move to anywhere you want and it would be an action to do a spell and attack a skill check or inject somebody with that syringe. - I would just like you to meet up with the boys. - Oh, that's your group 100%.

You regroup with the boys, 100%. There's anything you would like to ready or you could hand that syringe up to somebody or anything like that. You certainly miss it.

- Can I be like, trade one? Is that a vile of plague that you have? - Are you hiding it or revealing it to everyone? - Are you back on the plague? - Guys, take the plague all the time, it's just like,

I got it in my pocket, yeah. - It's migration. - Yeah, recreational, you're not that fat, dude. And we know, you don't need the needle.

“- Is it a party plague or is it's just like you need it?”

- Yeah.

- I guess it would be two to be the term we have,

no one's, we have no sample size on the effects, we dig it. I got it from the guy in the street said it was a good plague, but you know, they cut the plague with all sorts of stuff. - Yeah, they're mixing, yeah.

- Just say if you take the plague, make sure that somebody's around you. - Yeah. - Understandable. - Okay.

- Glad to be back me, what he did is the market. He is like the human. - Yeah, so if you take it, make sure you're around when you take the plague. - So you understand yourself, gotcha, we'll do it.

- Absolutely, 100%. And to be fair, there are also lots of magical drugs sold in the city as well. The plague that you got is both, in fact. It both gives you a crazy feeling, confusion,

but also very dangerous as well. - Just be careful, you know, you don't want to accidentally prick yourself with the plague. - Yeah, maybe test it before you take it. - Yeah.

- You know, 'cause like you might take it, and then you might just like, you might just stay in the strip club for like 20 hours, not stop afterwards. - There is some guy's take.

- Yeah. - If you wanted to use your action to sample it, you certainly could, but you could otherwise end your turn, too. - Keep hippo maximus away from it.

He'll tell you, he'll use all of it. I'll let the end my turn here. - Absolutely, 100%. I'll mark you with the ready to action. If you would like to take one between now and your next turn,

but Wayne, we are now up to you. - We have a sarcastic story. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's like, done.

- Let's get that out of here. He's already finished. - Did he do it? - He does.

“- So that gives him, how many feet of trash right now?”

- I said 14 inches. - 14 inches of trash right now. - I think a gnome could fit under 14 inches of water. - I'd like to do, can I do minor illusion where I make a human-sized image out of nowhere?

- I'd like to make a really hot chick that wanders her way down into the basement and then she sees Hank covered in trash. And he tries to talk to her, but she's like, ooh, that's disgusting.

- Okay, so you make an illusion

of a terrible, first of all, you can get inside the dome.

You can just barely see through a bit of the open door into the outer tower, you can just appear on the other side of the door. - An illusion of a beautiful woman begins to descend the stairs. Hank, please roll me in intelligent saving throw.

- To see, Tim, if it's okay, I'd like her to be shocked by his presence and his smell and revolted and she's so revolted by it that she doesn't know I'm there. I'm hiding you, she's so revolted by his smell and his presence that she then causes a scene and attracts

attention to those Frankenstein-looking guys to come by. - Roll me a deception check real quick 'cause he's so convincing you make this illusion. - I've got a plus eight too, plus A is fantastic. - It's your very good,

I create a convinced mirror, this is her. - Oh, that's a nine, oh, with a nine

“and that's four I assume the plus eight is that right?”

So 17 in all, it was looking for a 15 year higher for this to be a very convincing illusion that's making a lot of noise. So I would like, or I'd like to please roll an intelligent saving throw with disadvantage

to see if he's falling for it. - So roll two times and take the lower number. - The three, but the three has just gone. - That still counts as a three, I think. - Let me see.

- Oh, sorry, yeah, that is a hard to read, don't you? - Then you got a one. - One dealer's choice. - You got a one. - You got a one.

- Yeah, the hard to read is the one. - Well, there might not be a three in the mirror on it right there. - You're right there. - You know what, I'll give you the higher of the two.

You get the three. - Well, I have only a world once. So... - 16. - Thank you.

- You're gonna make it easier so he can take the high? - No, no, no, no, I was saying the higher between the one and the three because- - No, you said the higher of between the two. I rolled one, sorry, I got three.

- You got three. - I said I'll give you the higher one of those two, meaning the three. - So the commander, whoever, commander, give her out as fine. - I was not giving him a 16.

- Absolutely, so you're not giving him a 16. We're gonna go with the three then. - Yeah, that is not enough to know that this man. - Daddy, who is coming down the stairs right now is an illusion.

In fact, you think she is one of the guards who just walked across the bridge to get to you and you're like, oh dang, the guard who's coming after me

Is a baddie and you're looking for a hiding from the guard.

- She sees you. - And she smells like-

“- Bro, me won't waste him saving your face.”

- She's gonna say unless you do it really bad on this.

It wouldn't cause you to be like, but like looking out of the water kind of. Four, four, okay, I'm sorry to say. - You and let me ask 'em, no, I guess. Yeah, no, that's not gonna be a die,

'cause there's no way that it was six on this. - I'm just trying to play by the rules. He actually rolled the 14. - Oh, really? - That was a 14.

- Feel free to pass me that die. I don't wanna give us a hard to read die. I'll get that one out of here for yourself. - You're absolutely right. That's a 14, right?

- Okay. - One has a war in a way for you. - You are not emerging out of the water. Like, ugh, ugh, ugh, but you are staying hidden in the water. You do think it's a real woman,

but you're like, you might be dangerous. So I gotta be a little careful here. The bad news is that that was enough of an illusion that as she's calling out, the guards like, someone's in that other tower and they are heading

for the outer tower now to look around. - Such a comfortable abs. - Absolutely, so at the top of initiative, right? If your Greg's turn, we're gonna have some intruders emerging at this point.

- Yeah. - Way in, that was your action. Anything with your bonus action, you could do healing word to heal nobody's injured yet. You could also use another part of inspiration

and somebody other than Greg. Greg still has barrican spray. - You're just blowing up everyone's spot. - No, just yours. (laughing)

- All right, because you're gonna get your hands on that spell book and it's gonna be bad news for everybody here.

“- True, that's what we're, that's the mission.”

No, you're not gonna share with anyone. - Remember who told you 14? - Yeah. - I think I wanna use my barrican spray on silent trade ones, silent trade ones.

To just be like, hey, man, you got a lot of virus. We should go into the bathroom stall, maybe check that out. Like, let's party. - We hit the stall, I feel inspired.

- Yeah, let's inspire, let's party. - After you. - Okay, thanks. - Absolutely. Are you leaving to go to a different bathroom

or are you trying to find the bathroom in this tower? - I think the bathroom stall is a metaphor for just like whatever. Whatever the closest flat surfaces. - Yeah, absolutely.

- You're using able to find an alleyway and start enjoying some of this plague 100%. - Yeah, safely. - safely. - Exactly, but roll me 1d20 just to make sure

this is safely being used in silent trade if you're going to use a little bit of a plague. - Yeah, well, oh, silent trade ones, or are you also indulging? - I got used to doing it.

“- I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'll indulge.”

He indulged. - You're not gonna make me do this on my own. - Yeah, yeah, this isn't peer pressure. I'm indulging on my own free will. But I did test, I did test half, half the,

we did the test half and half. Half, we're in a good spot. The other half, crippling, there's a measure there. I won't reveal the results of the test 'cause I wanna keep you safe and have it a good time.

I don't wanna, I don't wanna see you through a bad. - He's going in with you. - I mean, I don't know 11. - 11, you are doing okay. Almost like the magical healing

that courses through your body is protecting you. But you are noticing as he is tripping out that unfortunately weighing the barred is gotta get in a little green and the gills right now and fortunately.

- However, you have a ready action. Would you like to drop a healing spell on Wayne to alleviate this problem? - Come on, bro. - You'll go in some milk.

- Absolutely. - It's a little bit of a bunch of percent. Role me a D20 just to make sure you cured him, effectively. - 16? - 16 is enough.

- Wayne's feeling a lot better after you drop some healing magic on him. Silent, train, wind, well done. - That's some good shit. - Who's the waste of the virus?

- That was actually in 19. - I meant, yeah, Johnny, but you still got some virus.

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pound 529, this is paid advertisement. And now, more D&D. And Greg, that is going to bring us teeth to useless terms. I feel like we should be getting into some sort of fights. Yeah, we got to find this spot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's lost.

Never, I don't think you ever had the call.

I mean, we got enemies on that. You know what I mean? I just sick an entire tower's worth of goblins. You just, you just conjured up a hot chick and did some virus. No, that's all you did.

That sounds fucking awesome. Number one, number two, I also sick an entire army of Frankenstein's. They're now looking for you, which is I know once you get that cell book is bad for everybody. It's bad for the world if you have the stuff.

Those are you just jealous. I'm going to become a wizard before you. No, it's just bad if you have the spell book. I think everyone's going to agree with you. That's the entire mission.

You should not have the spell book. You personally should not have the spell book. Any of us that get the spell book, mission accomplished. All right. That's a fiction.

It feels like we got word odds here. Can we just all agree that Silent Trade Winner is a fucking baby back pitch? I agree, okay, I disagree.

“You should have done more of a virus, man, pussy.”

I got some on me. Okay. So the illusion caused all the people from one tower to go to the second. They're about to come out. So you know that right after you're turning back, a bunch of people are going to come

running out the front door, but also onto the bridge to go after him. We got some Frankenstein's on the way. We also got some living guards if you were to take up a position at either door. You could ready to like, start chopping heads off as they come running out, or you could do anything else you want on your turn.

I mean, you'll have one small window before they start showing up. Okay. But you don't have to, you can just be like, no, I'll deal with them. You could bust into the main tower, start attacking them and keep them busy there, or wait for them since you know they're going to come running out.

I think it's time for action. Yes. I would like, I'd like to cock my shit back at the door and wait. Absolutely. Are you waiting at the front door on ground level, or are you trying to climb up onto

the bridge to protect anyone who's in the outer tower from guards who might come running at them? I like being on the bridge. Absolutely. Roll me an athletic.

Check your quote. Oh, never mind.

“You don't need to roll me an athletic check to get up to there, because if you hop on your”

giant moth, you can ride your giant moth right up onto this bridge automatic. I think that's right. Yes. As you land on the bridge, very classic night on your mount, you've got your lance, you've got your sword, which one would you like to ready as it and attack against any incoming

enemies? Do I throw the lance? Ooh, um, let's see. Oh, the good question. No, javeline you throw, lance you stab with.

I'll ready the javeline, abs. Ooh, javeline is the least damage of all that. I will not. Absolutely. Well, it deals a lot and your sword also deals a lot.

What's, uh, what covers the most area?

Um, they all only hit one person unless you critical hit, then you hit like almost

spear. Let's go. Let's go. Let's see. Lance is a great choice.

Immediately, you ready the attack. That is when the door flies open, and it is an armored woman who emerges. She's got two guards and a Frankenstein behind her, and they seem like they are crossing some sort of invisible bridge from like one side of the room to the other, so they're like on no floor, it looks like.

But as they throw the door open, she charges right into your lance. This woman has like, almost like a broken nose in scars, and she's wearing heavy armor. And she's got a long sword in one hand, a short sword in the other. She is built like a brick shit house, and she looks strong. We're talking like X or veteran marine type warrior here.

You can hit her with your lance right now if you would like to. Is this X marine looking right? Hmm? She's looking right. Looking good.

Yeah. Because I do for all the AWLs when they meet Sidro the leader of the guard here in the darkness. I see how good she's looking today. She's looking so good.

She on a scale of 120 is pulling a 19 right now. She looks hot and I mean, whether that's because that's your type or not Greg, you certainly know that this strong mussely lady is looking very good in addition to looking dangerous in combat. Okay, so I would before I pierced her, I'd like to put on an aura of protection.

Yeah, so your aura protection is running all the time all the time, you never take

it off here.

There you go.

I would say I would like to. One hundred percent. One hundred percent. You come pre-protected. Absolutely.

This is huge for the squad that we found in the 19 out of 20 check. Oh my God. And it was the kick guy that found her. That's a nine point. That's coming from.

I'm straight as an arrow.

You certainly have caught her by surprise with this first attack.

Last thing she expected was a night mounted on a giant moath to be land. Sing her right now. But she doesn't hate it either. You can go ahead and roll two times on the D20 and take the higher roll 16 16 is already going to be a hip or roll more time.

CP crit 15 15. So with the 16 plus your bonus, that is certainly enough to do armor class of just 17.

“As you do, I'll ask what's the damage on your slants?”

Oh, one D12 plus three. Absolutely. So D12 is a very funny looking shape of die. It is this one right here with pentagons all over it. This is like the one time it ever gets rolled in the game as land says.

So go ahead and roll that one 11 11 you said plus 3 plus 3. So 14 damage on Citrus so far, I will also ask, are you smiting her with this attack? If you smite her, you will get to deal an additional 3D8. If I smite her now, can I not smite later, you can, you will have limited number of smites per day.

I think you get like five or five smites again. Yeah, I don't smite. I love her. You can smite. You can smite a lot.

Absolutely. 100% go ahead and roll another 3D8s assuming you're using your strongest smite, which is the level two smite. You only get two of those and I think three of the lesser smites. 3.

7, 15, 18 more damage is going to bring her up to 32 damage. She is halfway down now at this point, but it looks like she had somewhere in the 50s worth of hit points. But you get one more attack Greg on your turn whenever you do an attack action, you're a mighty warrior just like the barbarian you attack twice.

So you can do one more attack against her. The issue is she's no longer surprised so you don't have advantage anymore. If you're going to take her out, you'll need to hit her and probably smite her one more time. I'll smite her one more time.

Absolutely. Go ahead and roll one more D20. Her arm is pretty good though. 5, 5 plus.

“Can I ask what is that attack bonus for your lance?”

It is, no, it's not a plus 12, yeah, that you would need a plus 12, yeah, it's one D20 plus 6. I am sorry to say with a plus 6, you got an 11, a dirty 11 is not enough to hit me. He easily dodge that away. She in fact it looks cool, grabs the lance and starts trying to force it back.

But for you know, your lance is like looped up a little bit by the aura protection and she's just sliding along the edge of your lance a little bit. It's sick. Yeah. Absolutely.

Absolutely. We're trying to see what you're talking about. What are you talking about? Are the boys see it on this happen? Are the other boys see it on this happen?

It's happening on the bridge. It's quite obvious. Everyone's seeing it except. Or like who's underwater. Yeah. And so that is going to be your turn, Greg well done, however, and I guess you

have a bonus action. I can't think of any bonus action. You could do a compelled dual on her. I think she's going to fight me. She wants that.

Exactly. What are you thinking? You do that. Needs you by. I mean, she's already fighting.

Yeah.

“Was there any other thing you might want to do?”

You could talk to her as a bonus. I have a bonus action of command. My Steve, can I just run away? I mean, yeah, you could take off. No, no, no.

I'll stay on the bridge. I'll stay on the bridge. And I'd like to. She also gets one free attack if you retreat. Yeah, absolutely.

So yeah. Now to be fair, if you use your bonus action to command your speed, seed, I would let your mouth try to bite her. I'm going to hold out. That's totally fair.

The mouth bite is not its most powerful ability.

We flying. So Greg, good turn, unless you want to use the bonus action of talk to her or something like that. No. I think we're passionate.

Totally fair. 100%. That is going to bring us to first of all, Sidries Turn, Sidria is in melee with you. She is going to make a decision on who she is going to go after. Unfortunately, between now, if anyone who's hoping they would go after Ehrlich, there's

a pilot and right between them in the tower. So they're focusing on the pilot and right now, she is going after you and not your maw. That's good. Your maw is a little more vulnerable than you are.

She would have done that just to be cruel. So her first attack with her long sword, that's a cock to die. 13 plus seven, dirty 20 on the die, can I ask what's your armor class, Greg, 20 plate mail and shield. Absolutely.

That's just barely a hit with her first attack.

Oh, minimum damage though. She just cuts you slightly for a total of four points of damage. Greg, you have normally 52 hit points, right? So you're at 48 now after the first attack, second attack is also a hit. She hits you again with her long sword.

And she is getting, again, minimum damage just for damage around to 44.

Then just as you think, oh, nobody gets more than two attacks.

She's not that much higher level than you.

Then she spins around and uses the short sword to try to get you. She's a two weapon fighter, I'm sorry to say, with her bonus action, she gets a 19 plus 726 to stab you with her short sword for a total of seven points of damage this time. That was the nasty attack, and that is going to bring her you down to 37 out of 52 left. Certainly not even halfway dead yet, but you are a little injured now.

Yeah. I will see if anyone else can get in a position. Ooh. And then just barely reaching around her. The Franken stomp and tries to grab you and pull you off your mouth.

Please roll me an athletic check. Oh, luckily you only need to be 8. As long as you get neither higher, you don't get pulled off your mouth. Is that 20? Mm-hmm.

Six.

“Oh, I'm sorry to say, oh, are you all the six on the diet though, right?”

Yes. May I squish your athletic sponus? Zero. Okay. Do you have the athletic skill?

No. Okay. I happen to know that your default strength is plus three. So, what's your total amount? Are you rolling a six, you said?

Yes. Pain total, you just barely with your strength is getting pulled off. Yes. That is your untrained athletics. I forgot.

You're not trained in that part. You are still a strong character. 100%. And I just to be clear, I said Frankenstein. The Frankenstein's monster, don't act me about this.

The Frankenstein's monster is trying to pull you off your mouth does not succeed at doing so, but only just barely. In fact, I say, it's probably still got one arm grabbing onto you right now. He's going to drag you out of your tent or something like that.

“So, you are absolutely Greg, dealing with this threat effectively, and that's what's happening”

up on the bridge, meanwhile, on the ground level, we've got three thugs who just came running out.

The first thug is going to go after one, two, um, assuming loud trade when you're on

premises. Right. Yeah. Absolutely. There are going after you.

I'm sorry to say you recklessly slap your friend last turn, so now he gets advantage on his attack. Oh, that was trying to say short sword against you. It's going to be a 13 plus four is a 17, can I ask what your armor class? Oh, my armor class.

I feel confident I'm hitting you unfortunately for four points of damage, and that is going to since we haven't started your first rage yet 15 is my armor class. 15. So, I hit you for four damage, bring you down to 55 at a 59. You're still doing fine.

No problem. And then the next, another thug goes after you, apparently they saw you go reckless, and they thought you were a good target. I'm like a spurs fan. Another hit for three more damage knocks you down.

They're rolling good on attacks, but bad on damage, brings you into 52 now. And then the last person is going after one, two, three, four silent trade would appear on the trade when brothers are tanking right now. This will be a shame. And that's going to be a 17.

Can I ask what your armor class train went, the top center, your bitch. Small armor class is 19. 19. Let's go clangs off your armor. No hit.

You're wearing heavy like chain mail and plate mail in a shield to be fair allowed trade when it's running around mostly naked and just like, we're just the animal skins. And like, you know, your own skin is what protects you the most.

Very much the Mr. Incredible by, but you are absolutely still taking those hits unfortunately,

but only little scrapes of damage, that is going to bring us to the end of their turn and the beginning of loud train wins turn. We gotta find the two spots in melee with you. We gotta find this spell book. I would like to, or how big is our like?

Oh, so you are a big strong human barbarian. Early is technically a no. No, it was so small. They're like, hafling side. And how good is my armor?

It's strong armor. Yeah, you're very out of 100% you have a plus six you want to say on that. I appreciate that, Tessley. I would like to pick up early and throw him towards wherever the spell book may be. You certainly, well, okay, so what you want to do first is climb up into the tower.

Yeah. Get him. So, first step would be an athletic check to climb up onto the bridge. No other easy way to get onto the bridge now. Are you going to rage as a bonus action?

“If so, you get advantage on all climbing and I think I want to keep my rage for when”

I throw him, right? You can rage now and then you'll have the advantage on both checks. Okay. I'm a plus seven on athletics. So, lately, roll me two times on the D20 and add plus seven to the higher.

That is a nine? Absolutely. That is a seven. Nine and a seven. So, we use it plus six.

No plus seven is one. But seven, you needed a 15 or higher with a six total. You climb up onto the bridge. No problem. Now, roll me a perception check to see if you can see where Erlick is in the garbage below.

Well, Greg is right next to you.

Fifth up on your flank. Okay.

“And can I ask what's your perception skill bonus if you have one?”

I don't have one. Not very good. I'll let you use survival on this. That's what's going on. Yeah.

So, here's what you found with a 19 total.

You did not find Erlick yet. But you find footprints of Erlick's going down the stairs instead of up the stairs. Incidentally, we didn't address this, but there is a statuable wizard very dramatically pointing a wand in your direct shot. Can you just say, like, hey, here I am.

Yeah, certainly. All right. Absolutely. So, as you go down the stairs, I will just highlight you are stepping on the ruin kind of automatically.

But that's when you find out that the statuaries rise off the ground and says, I'm der luck. Cool. A lot of them. You should be destroyed.

And they'll say, go, I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. This is not an actual trap. This statu is merely there to try to scare people away like a random doorbell type situation. It looks like a trap, but you do not need to worry about this wizard statuist.

An animatronic, basically.

And then as you go down, you are able to grab or look and start to throw him up through the center of the tower to get him to, ideally, the fourth floor.

“Or look, are you almost going aerodynamic to make him even better at this?”

Yes. Absolutely. You're not resisting it. You're going with the flow. I'll let you roll with advantage from rage and then give the rare coveted and highly

illegal according to the actual rules of D&D double advantage. You can roll three times on this loud train wind. Oh, well, so far. 17. 14.

17 plus your athletics bonus of plus seven is more than enough.

You send early flying up past that statue on the second floor.

I'm going to get you. It says, as he goes flying by, he crashes through the floor of the third story, but doesn't take damage unless you wanted him to take, I don't want him to take damage. You find like a gap in the floor that he just breaks through the board. And then continues rocketing through what appears to be a double library.

It's almost like there's two libraries. The room is split in half, dusty library on the left, dusty library on the right. And they have two different names, dirtlark, coalot, and alkador, coalot. This is the brother's old library. You would know the ones who need Frankenstein monsters and stuff like that.

But you also know now, with the information we had gathered, this is not manchewn's library. You go through this library, crash through the floor, and just roll me a D20. As long as you don't get a one, you didn't accidentally send him through the magic circle. Well done. He crashes through the floor, lands in room floor four at the top of the outer tower, and

he's next to the magic circle. Immediately you know, if you do an arcana check on this magic circle, you'll press the right combination of ruins open a portal to the pocket dimension where the spell book is. Let's do it, okay.

Absolutely. You know, on your turn, you'll be able to do that. However, you are automatically able to tell right now during a loud train wins turn, that you are not alone in this room, or like, you see in the rafters, like almost leading up to the conical cavity that is almost like an attic above this room, in the rafters,

there are things slithering around above you. And you think you see one of them, rear up, it's a snake. There's more and more of them starting to gather around, I'll let you do one dice roll to see if you're noticing anything else.

“Oh, so does he still smell really bad from the garbage?”

I guess very much 100% it's not clear what they were throwing down there. Would you get a, well, this is a one or a 10, okay, is there a zero next to it? A lot of the last one I rolled, I got that four, but I thought it was actually 14. Oh, it's a one with a natural one, I'm sorry to say something bad has to happen to you. And that is when suddenly you see, arcing down from the rafters, a beam of energy.

I am going to ask you to please roll me a D20 to see if something happens here. Come on. Five, how'd you do? A beam of white energy arcs down from the rafters and hits early. No, I would say the only person seeing this is a loud train when right now.

You can see him standing it like through the hole to the fourth floor. He's standing there like, ah, there's the magic circle, the white beam hits him. There's a met, he's frozen in place, paralyzed in that room as the snake slither closer. And you did not get a good look at what fire that beam of energy in his direction. That is your bonus action was raging.

Your move is getting down there, your action would have been tossing him up, but I would only count that as one of your attacks, loud train when if you would like to scale the steps. Yeah, I would just jump, I'm just so strong, I would just jump through the hole that he made.

I would just hang out with my boy.

Roll me one athletics, check to jump.

If you roll well, then you still have an attack. 17, 17 is that's enough already. You can roll more time to see if you can. No, no, no, no, no. Honestly, take it when I jump here.

So you jump all the way to land right next to the terrorized early. And now you can see above a creature that looks like this for another fifth snake. There's like four flying snakes up here in the raptors. There is also a creature that you thought was a snake, but it was just one of its eye stalks. This is a creature called a spectator, a lesser version of a much more dangerous monster called

a beholder, luckily this thing doesn't have 10 eyes. It only gets four, but each of these eye stalks fires a different magical ability. You got hit by the white beam, that was the paralysis beam. He's got three different things you can do, and the center eye does something. You might know with your good arcana what the center eye and what the other eyes do, but

you can't communicate it right now. We're okay. So I'm not even going to have your roll right now.

“You've got one more attack that you're trying to win if you want to go after either”

this creature or one of the snakes. He's not in the glasses, right? He's not. Okay.

I'd like to use my big strong titties in his face.

Absolutely. So it sounds that you're not attacking with your weapon. You're trying to almost smother him. Yeah, I'm smother him. I want to squish him.

Roll me an athletic check to squish this guy. He's like a big Pac-Man floating in the air with a big mouth in a center eye. I'm not gonna say, let's see, nine, I'm sorry, you rolled two times and take the higher number. Okay.

One for each breast. Four. So we'll take the nine, plus seven is a 16. If he can get a 16 or higher, he will avoid getting smothered with a plus two. That's only a 13.

You can smother. He's got a big mouth and you've got both of our powerful breasts upon it. You're smothering. He is a giant mouth. He's trying to bite, but he can't do it easily, but he's going to try to bite on you

maybe. Okay, his next turn.

“I will roll to see when this guy is going to go.”

Oh, critical it, not that that's matters and all he is going to go at the beginning

of the next initiative. No problem. Fuck. That is your turn now, train wind. That's going to bring us to Ehrlich now.

Right. I feel like we got somewhere. I'm sorry to say your power lies right now. But you get to end your turn, rolling a saving throw to try to break free of the paralysis. If you roll really well, I'll give you some of your turn to do whatever you want.

Three. I'm sorry to say remain parallel after like this. So, and to your credit, paralysis is a largely controversial in the game of D&D. It's like, "So I don't get to do anything. It does fucking suck.

I apologize." But I think it's not. That is the tough game. Okay, my forgot to say one thing about my turn when I jumped up, I dropped a bunch of ropes. Oh, I boys.

Hey, I love to say that 100%. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that.

So my guys can climb on 100% I love it. That is a legal recon. I will I 100% love that.

“So that is going to bring us from Ehrlich's turn to silent train wind.”

Now. D&D and Tim Woods is brought to you by Jose Quarvo when Quarvo enters every moment just gets better. You find yourself in the center of the dance floor. You can't help but stand up in high five.

Those around you at the game and the room reacts like you just got the same text at the same time. You stop checking the time and suddenly small talk escalates to laughing so hard that you can barely catch your breath. That's the Quarvo effect.

Signal everybody understands a moment that anyone can join and a good time that just grows. All you have to do is keep it Quarvo. Now more D&D. Is there a possibility to wear?

Do get up here. I could hit the rope right? You could climb the rope or attack the rope. Just make it. We're using a rope to get to the floor.

You can either climb up the stairs or climb up the rope to get to the top floor of the outer tower. That's not an issue. Grab the boys too. Everybody's coming right.

We're hitting the top. Absolutely. Grab the rope. So that way they don't want to get up the rope. Come on, bridge.

Yes. We're angled all the way down to the ground floor. So it's like now you don't have to worry about the bridge anymore. You can have them all. You down the climb.

Yeah. You've got to climb. We're like possums. Yeah. Great.

Yes. The loop. Yeah, let's take that. If you guys can sit and take that trip. If you're helping carry all three people up, I'd like you to roll three times as long

as you don't get a one on any of these. Or if you can. Is that okay? How do you do? Is that?

This is a one. Is it okay? So back. You tell everyone to climb on your back like possums kind of it. You start to climb and within a few seconds of getting halfway to the bridge.

The rope breaks. No, actually, sorry, that's the one that has to be the worst possible outcome. You made it. Okay. You climb up onto the bridge.

No problem. You keep climbing the rope. And is you're all about to pull yourself up into the fourth floor. That's when the rope breaks. And you were about to fall three stories into the garbage pit below.

Yeah.

On the list.

Do you roll one dextery saving throw to grab on?

Take the fucking drugs, dude, make yourself super human. That's what Black does. Seven. Seven is not the number I was taking. The drugs, zero to eight.

You roll it. You roll eight, right? Or twelve. What did you roll? That might have been incorrect.

Yeah. Does it roll? What did you roll? You're all wrong. Sorry.

When you got the one, was that the D20? Yeah, was the D20. Okay. Yeah. Do you be like that?

I mean, you're adding your dexterity, which is a minus one on this. Come on. Three. Three is not enough. I'm sorry to say you're pinwheeling your arms trying to grab on to something.

Can you take anything? Can you take the PCP? Yeah.

“If you want to take drugs to try to make it better at this, I'll let you roll the”

see if the drug's held with this for sure. Don't think the deadly virus is necessarily going to help you grab on better, unfortunately. We don't have to install it. This other half didn't test too well, so. Absolutely.

That's my bonus action. That's a bonus action. Now what it will is, you're about to plummet down to the ground below. I'll give the other two people who were on your back their own roll, but you guys really got to get like a very high roll to not end up in the garbage pit with silent train

wind. Yeah. Following three stories onto a needle filled with plague is bad. Actually, yes, what I've ever said, I even think of that. Nine is not enough, and Greg, it sounds like you were climbing up as well.

To be fair, your moth wouldn't fit through the door, so you're kind of a fool. A fool. Both, all you were falling down, then everyone just who's landing on the ground, just roll me one more D20 as long as you don't get a one. You don't land on the needle.

Oh, the damage. Shocked eye. 15. 8. Okay.

Uh, oh, not a bad damage roll there. Two, two, oh, you noticed the needle was poked into your body, but the plunger didn't go through. So you didn't get injected luckily. Everybody who just took a tumble there just took 11 points of damage.

This is your full. That's going to bring Greg down to 26 left. It's going to bring silent train wind down to 28 at a 39. And then Wayne, you took 11, you're down to 40 at a 51 now. So everyone's a little injured, and that is, sorry, that was right after, um, a loud train

wind had gone, an early kid gone. And that was silent train. I told you this guy was a bitch. I know. Because you're not good.

Yeah. Now, you need the rest of your movement to stand up in the garbage pit. And you're not dead, but you are badly injured. You could do a healing spell if you wanted to lose your action. You could also try to climb up to the top floor again with your action.

Uh, can I heal the guys? You can 100%. I'm going to let you heal the guys. Absolutely. I'm going to let you go.

Third level, group healing spell.

“That is going to be, I believe, 1d8 that you roll, and everybody gets that much back.”

1d8 plus 3, plus 4, actually. So 6 and 4 should 10. 10. Everybody's getting 10 points. 10.

That's what I'm going to do. So Greg's at 36 now, the silent train wind you are at 38 and 10 back to Wayne is going to bring him up to 50. Upstairs, Ehrlich is not injured at all, and I would say that spell could have just barely reached loud train wind if you wanted to heal him back up to full.

Would you like to do so? Oh, yes. Absolutely. You get everybody healed and that would be the end of your turn then silent train wind well done.

Wayne, we are back to you. What would you like to do? Okay. I'd like to go up to this the library area with a spell book is. Yep.

And there's a bunch of snakes up there. Yes. Oh, and try to destroy every snake there. Okay. So with a fireball, you will get every single snake no problem, snakes are in a melee

with anybody. There also is the spectator, the eyeball monster. You can attach him in the blast, but only, if you're also willing to hit Ehrlich and loud train wind. I'm willing to do that.

Yeah.

So literally 100 percent precision.

If you're fireball is going to be well, I'm frozen, so that's all this old. You see, he's going to mean that he's automatically taking the full damage, no saving through all. I thought he was dead. You think you're literally frozen like an ice?

Yeah. And not like an ice, but frozen like this, like you can't even protect your face or anything before. If someone hits you in melee, there's like a lot when you're right in the face. No, no.

I walked up there. I saw he wasn't moving. I assumed he was dead. So I'm like, I might as well take him out too. So completely.

You can kind of like, get up into that third floor library looking up into the top floor, launch a fireball. You'll be safe. Getting that room is about to get cooked. Yep.

You're really the 20.

“Instead, you roll eight D6s and add them together, and that's how much damage everybody's”

taking. The snakes are all, ooh, two, three, four, six, 15, three, 18, you don't feel that much?

Two, twenty, one, twenty, one, one, rolls, one, twenty, two, three, four, fiv...

I think that is right. Not ideal, but at the same time, can I ask, yes, so you would have a charisma, let's see, no, they, they would need a 16, the snakes rolled a 15, every one of the snakes are coming up by the 22 points of damage. Congratulations.

You're also in the room, so the fireball hit you too. That's fine. I have so much fucking armor, dude.

“Hanks paralyzed so we can't defend himself against it, that's why it's a shame.”

The spectator, I almost didn't even show critical hit.

Critical hit. And so it's really just one corner damage, I'm sorry to say for all that trouble, he's taking five points of damage. You can tell he has 30 left. And then Hanks, you take 22 points of damage from that fireball.

That is good enough. From the full hit points, you were at 45 full hit points, you were now down to 23. I started to see there. Now, I am going to need loud train wind to also please roll. Oh, yeah.

Two times 'cause you get advantage, thanks to something called danger sets. Okay. 13, okay, the number that you needed to beat was his number of 16. You have a plus two to your dexterity modifier. That's right.

You're going to train it. Yeah, so it would unfortunately just barely be the full 22 fire damage. That's fucking fine. Your range is a protect you from it, but you were bullet points that got the healing and the silent train wind your half-brow wheel.

Yeah. Hill the boys, yeah. Everybody touch them, damn it, show you know. Present. That's just a theory, guys.

You said a little bit. Can I bestow a curse as my other action? Ooh.

“I'm allowing it 100%, who do you want to put a curse upon?”

I'd like to make it so that Ehrlich can't read. Oh, yeah. So even if you get to the spellbook, you can't use it ever. Early on. So we're saving your charisma saving throughout to try to avoid this attack.

Tell me one D20, five. You are currently a literate. I'm sorry to say until I was very cast removed curse upon you, 100%. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

That will bring us from Wayne's turn to Greg, the Paladin's turn. That's your hardest for Luke.

Oh, um, technically, that's when you, how do you call, actually, paralyze first and

foremost, I want to let you know. You know what you have, I mean, it's actually feels damaged to you, where you get to hell with your boot. Otherwise, it's great. Memory there.

You got it for me. Those words mean. Unfortunately, how are you reading your paper? I just knew that. But what paper?

You know, Hank, I forgot you had hell with your beook. Would you have liked to hell with your beook that eyeball monster when it paralyzed you? I would let you roll the C if you pulled it off before you got power. Yes, of course. Roll me one D20.

If you get an 11 or higher, you pulled it off before. 10. Do you know? Still pretty good. Brutal.

It's good. It's a good roll. It's a good roll. It's a good roll. It's a good roll.

It's a good roll. It's a good roll. It's a good roll. That will bring us. Then to Greg's turn.

Greg, I'm sorry to say you landed at the bottom of the water. Then you got, you'll back up to 36 currently out of 52. What would you like to do? I don't know I agreed to hop on the rope when I was on a flying moth. And so here's the thing.

I did think of that too. But the moth wouldn't have fit in the door. Oh, okay. That's too big. Like a horse size, right?

There with everybody.

Right now, you could try to climb up the rope or the stairs with a roll basically.

Yeah. Should take the stairs. Absolutely. I didn't want to say it. But there were stairs the whole time.

You never touched it. Yeah. It do be like that. To be fair, throwing, got him there quicker, so can argue with that. 20.

D20. D20. You had your plus three athletic. 17. A dirty 20 is going to make it.

So I'm going up the stairs the way you will. Was that? I'm very nimbley going to the stairs. Yeah. The whole distance you jump in fact with the 20 or higher, I will give you a advantage on

the first attack roll against anybody you attack here. The eyeball monster still has over 30 hit points left. I think we hit him. Absolutely.

“What weapon would you like to use on the spectator?”

My long sword position. Absolutely. Long sword is a great choice. Roll me a D20. I believe plus six.

No. If I cut off one of the tentacles like that has the paralyzing eye, does that unparallized? I would say if you either kill him or no one has ever suggested that before, chop off the paralyzing eye. Totally would for your teammate.

Roll me a knowledge check to see if you know which one is the paralyzing eye. 7. 7. I'm sorry to say you're aiming for the wrong one. It's the whispering eye instead.

Sorry. 7. Say you are. Go. Yeah.

I would like to aim for that. Absolutely. Go ahead and roll a D20 plus. I think six to see if you can hit with your long sword. 9.

9. 6. The armor class of this guy's 14, a 15 still hits him.

Go ahead and tell me before you even roll your damage.

Would you like to do another your second powerful smite against this monster?

Tim, I'd like to use my second smite. Absolutely. Please roll 4 D8s. And I'm all up and then we'll add, I believe, plus 3. 1.

1. 6. 6. 7. Hmm.

3. 3. Okay. So that's 17. Plus another 3.

20 damage in all against this spectator is going to bring him up to 25 damage. So he has exactly 13 left at this point. You have done your first attack, you definitely got to appear in time to do your second attack.

I don't think I gave you advantage on that first attack.

“So I, if you want to do a second attack in this spectator, I'll give you advantage on”

that one. There are no more snakes. There are no more snakes. You have that barbecue by the fireball. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll do the second. I'll see.

Roll me 2 D20s this time. 11. Already hit. 12. 12.

You are hitting him again. Now he's got exactly 13 left. Your sword only deals 1 D8 plus 3, but you're out of your higher level smites. If you use a lesser smite, you would get 3 D8 plus 3 damage against this guy. Do you want to go for the lesser smite or?

I don't have one left after that. You would have actually only one left after that because one of the smites was your or a casting on compel rule. So I want to sit on. I want to sit on smites.

Okay. You're sitting on the smites.

“Roll 1 D8 plus 3 damage against this guy.”

It's got 13 left. 8, 8 plus 3 is 11 more damage. Bring some down to just two hit points left. Greg, you have our inspiration, but it couldn't help you because you already hit with all of your attacks.

Anything with your bonus action. He's almost dead, and fortunately, this spectator is going next. Can the paralyzed speakers at their body? Sorry. The prayer question.

No, you cannot talk while paralyzed. No, I'm done. You didn't. When you did that second attack, I rolled to see if you got the right eye. It did not free him, unfortunately.

Okay. I'm done. Okay. Absolutely. That is going to bring us to the spectator at this point.

This eyeball monster starts looking around and first of all is going to pick who to fire his orange beam at, not early again, you're paralyzed, so he's going to pick somebody else. Let's see. There's only four options.

Okay. I am sorry to say that right now he is firing an orange beam of energy at you, loud train wind. Please roll me a D20, as long as you can get a 13 or higher, you're fine. That's three, three is not enough, you immediately fall under the confusion effect and

suddenly realize everyone around you is an enemy, you're going to attack someone random on your turn unless we free you from this confusion and you go next is the bad news. Okay, he fires a second beam at someone here and that's going to be one, two, three. So to be fair, I guess he's firing it down through the hole in the floor at silent train wind.

There's a black beam of energy coming your way. Silent train wind, please roll me a D20 to see if you're going to avoid it. To five, five.

“I'm sorry to say you get hit by the withering beam, I think it is called, I guess it's”

the whispering beam. You are getting a bad start, okay, not so bad, 10 damage, so far, 14 damage. As your skin sort of withers up a little bit, 14 damage is going to take a silent train wind down, two, 24 hip points left, but that's the end of the spectators turn, loud train wind.

Please roll me a D, let's see, there's one other enemy in the room, roll me a D6 and three roll it if you get a six, there's five possible enemies you could hit here. One is early, two is wane, three is actually silent train wind is up here right now. So apologies, roll me the D4, the four, so I would like to potentially hit silent trade wind.

Okay, never, nevermind, then roll the D6 all the way, all right, yeah, all right, we don't

want to find these six. I'm sorry, you're stomachs. By the way, if we don't finish this today, where Tim is actually coming to camp. What? Yeah.

It's the right hand, it's breaking moves, it's breaking moves, it's very excited. Tim is coming to camp and Tiago splitter has been hired as a both-side coach. I will also say my start in Dungeons & Dragons was like a boy scout summer camp, so this will be like a return homecoming kind of for me, it feels like. So the D6 is in the cubic die, just your regular dice, obviously.

I'm an idiot. No worries. What number is it? You're right now, you are hoping if you want to hit him, one, two, three is the number.

I'm sorry to say Wayne suddenly looks monstrous to you, you feel incredibly l...

want to attack Wayne, please roll me two D20s, I'm going to say you're going reckless

against Wayne. Sorry Wayne. I'm sorry.

“If anyone you should blame 16, you should blame Prince Greg, what?”

Why Prince Greg? You put me in this mood, dude. I did this? Yeah. I was talking to guy hit me and then I lost my mind and started going reckless.

Is that not what's happening? He's going to be my head. He's going to be my head. Oh, my eyeball monster. Right, but the eyeball monster hit me.

I was smiling. You're rushing out of it every day. I was pushing him. Who do you have left in your corner? Can I roll the 16?

Can I please do a reroll on who I'm attacking? Yes, okay. Roll me into 21st, if you roll well on the D20, you get a reroll on this. You almost like trying to assess how he's the most he takes down Prince Greg. Absolutely.

10. 10. That is enough for you. I'm going to do this again. So what is Prince Greg?

Three, uh, oh, sorry. Four would be Prince Greg. Two, three, four. One. Okay, got it.

Two again, shit. You're going to sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should do one of the D20 attack against 16.

16. 16. What's your position? 26. 8.

With your magic axe. Go ahead and roll. 26. 26. 2.

2. 3. 3. 5. Plus 8.

13 damage against Wayne. Not ideal is going to bring him down. It's not Prince Greg. 2. 30.

This thing won't attack. We're going to see it. Absolutely. I was pushing him with my titties. You do get to attack.

I will let you now roll another D6 to see who the target is.

Second attack is going to attack me again here.

6. We don't have a second. We roll that exactly right. 4. 4.

Is Prince Greg. 10.

“right now. Please roll 2D20s. You should have done this. 5, 9, 10. 19 is a solid hit for another 2D6 plus 8 damage against”

1. It's one of the locker rooms. I'm not trying to attack my 9. I know you were hit with your orange beam energy. I can control. What do I do now? 2D6 plus 2. You came all the time with you. 2, 5, 5, so that 7 plus 8, 15 damage on Greg is going to knock him down to 21 left. And after those 2 attacks, that brings us to Erlick's turn. Erlick, please roll me a D20. If you're a well, you'll break free at the end of your turn. If you're a really well, you'll get your turn.

Okay, what's inside? 11. Two, one more. Yeah, I'd say so. It's wearing off at this point. This guy's getting injured. 13. 13. 13 is enough that you break free and have just enough of an action to do one minor action. The bad news is that can't be an attack. It can be a skill check, including an arcana check. If you wanted to try to open the portal while we are dealing with the last of the enemies here to get the spellbook. What's, let's do investigation. Okay. You

took a round for that. Can I talk, can we talk to the, the scary snake? The snakes you're all dead. You could have this bacteria. That would be a persuasion or better yet intimidation check. Okay. You would have advantage because he's down to two hit points left. The spectators

scared of us and he's getting smothered by some big powerful breasts. So you're absolutely able to

roll two times. You know what? I really wasn't giving you credit for having some other than roll three times on this right. Do you tell me? Absolutely. Eight, eight, um, six, six, five, six, eight plus what's your six? Do you have intimidation? Six, 14. Let me see that might be enough. I'm sorry to say this spectator is not getting scared of you right now. Or look unfortunately, silent train wins turn. So the train went to be fair.

This spectator is almost dead. And you could try a religion skill check to like open up the portal or if I don't know what to do with that. Yeah. I would like to, I would like to think about maybe doing that. I would, if possible, I'd like to get rid of the rest of this, uh, this play in my pocket real quick before we continue. I don't want any mix-haps. Would you be cool with me? Just maybe like just injecting like the nearest wolf wandering around

with the rest of this play? There were enemies. You'll try to break into this tower and I imagine me kind of shut the door behind this. You can inject those enemies or you could run up and inject the spectator with the plague. Yeah, I'd like to just toss this play into the woods. Hopefully, we'll find it. Absolutely. So you just want to toss it out into the wilderness, roll me one D-20 to make sure it gets out in the spreads. That's a five? Uh, with the five,

um, some rat eats in and then starts moving through the city. Oh, no. It's not going

“into the wilderness. It's going out into the city. Oh, oh. This is the worst plague, right?”

Throughout the city. Let's say that was your bonus action. Anything you want to do with your action?

Is your chance of that rat bite to wolf in the near future?

almost trying to get out of the rat. You really want to create a super wolf. That's okay.

“How do we do? Wait, you know it roll two times to take the higher number.”

So I don't really six. Six. Uh, there's a wolf who's getting bit, but it's just getting sickly and stuff. But if you find it, you might be able to get this wolf evolved into a super wolf. What do you want to super wolf so far? You said that you do the fact that I was raised by wolves because of our bitch mother. Yeah, and who knows, just plague might just take out any wolf around. That's not good. That's really a family. We'll somewhere to think about that.

That's unfortunate. Uh, I would mean for us to lose all the wolves. And we should do the wolf who got infected and is like almost like weathering up now is a member of the family. That's one of our super unfortunate. That's one of our super unfortunate. That's super unfortunate that some of your wolf family members are going to weather from a guy. I didn't mean to do that.

“Got it. That's like, oh, sorry. Um, Silent Dream, when I forgot you had bardic inspiration,”

would you like to roll a D6 and add it on to that roll? See if maybe the wolf is anything else is happening to the wolf with a four higher on the D6. That's one. Okay. No, no, no, no, for the and that will bring us to Wayne's turn. Yeah, I want to go get to Spellbook. Yeah, I want to launch the riddles. I want to like get into the thing. So Wayne, if you run up the stairs, just roll a D20 in as long as you get a one, you're pretty much up there. Take in the stairs, I imagine.

18 18. You easily climb up to the top floor. You see the spectator with this last two hit points being smothered and way all upon. Yeah. You could do something that or just focus. I want to focus. Let's get to Spellbook. Which are a cannableness. Our cannableness is plus four. Four. Roll me a D20 plus four. 16. 16 plus four is a dirty 20 and that is the exact number you needed. You press the right combination of runes. This rift opens. Not a portal, big enough

to step through. But we're like a VCR opening where you see this rectangle of just empty, stary space appear, a floating table with a black grimoire upon this table, a massive Spellbook of great, incredible power that you could reach out and claim right now. You wanted to. I would love to claim the book of immense power tab. Absolutely. You're not doing anything with

your action before you do that. Is that right? That's a good question. Always fun when the DMs

ask a question like that. That is a interesting question for you to ask me if this is a question. You should look around for any other danger or something like that. You could make another archana check to see if you're a cana. Tell you it tells you about any detail. Let's just wondering if he does anything before reaching for the book. Okay. We don't know why I would ask a question like that. Robacquestionarichobacec.com promo code take 20% off the first purchase. Cusips,

“Polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Wayne, would you like to do anything before you should look?”

I think that's a really frustrating way to do an archana check. You certainly could see what's going on here. Absolutely. Okay. I've got you 20. Mm-hmm. Posty. And there's a 10. 10. Is enough that you notice runes around the edge of the table, but with a 10 plus four or 14? Yeah. It's not very, it's not

powerful magic and you notice not a trap that's going to hurt you in any way. In fact, you can't

really tell exactly what these runes are going to do, but they're like between you and reaching for the book. If you reach for the book, your handle pass over the runes and something will happen. But it won't hurt you. You don't think. Not going to hurt me. Absolutely. If you don't know exactly what, do you reach for the book anyway and take it now? I'm going to reach for this book to him. Absolutely. You reach for the book. You are able to grab the book, take it, and now you

have the power to become a great wizard like Lord Man Shoot. However, the ruins begin to beep, beep. Oh, no, no, no, no. Light up like an alarm. No, no, no, no. Suddenly the magic circle begins to manifest. Are you deleted it? And Greg, anything you want to do in the single turn we get before this teleportation circle is going to do something. Thanks. No, that's not. Suddenly, we see in the middle of the teleportation circle, the rift shut and an individual begin to appear stepping through a portal of

their own man, shooting arrives and looks around this room like a massive powerful shredder. He looks around no nonsense. And I would like, and I'm going to roll this heapy nose with the

critical here. He suddenly says, who are all of you? Wait a minute, I know one of you.

What are you doing here? Loud, trade, wind? Oh, fuck. My son. Oh, my son. Oh, my son. I am your father, no, let's you to get raised by wolves. I see you have returned once again the prodigal son who I cast out. Why? Why do you do say anything to Man Shooter? Should we end right here?

I take this over, Danny.

if I were to say anything, you'll be like, yeah, I am your son. Let's team up and kill that fucking

pitch half brother that I have. He reaches out to me and he says, I never, I knew of your half brother

and he is my enemy. Join me. And together, we will rule the city of water deep to accept absolutely and we will see how that goes then in our next 100 percent. No, and we'll do it, yeah, we'll do like a mini episode of bar still camp. Yes, absolutely. Yeah, did you know the

“whole time? No, I had no idea. This is my little surprise. Is there anything I would have to say?”

It was a mom didn't talk about you much, so I completely forgot they were raised by wolves. Unfortunately, I would like to say sorry, all the words I cared about you are dead. You're so dead. Let me actually make a note of that, the wolves are all over the world. It's already starting. I'm going to infect your loved ones with a play. I didn't mean to do that.

That was incredible. Thank you so much. I'm very excited to come to bar still camp. It's going to be

so much fun. And I will just say, I am going to be at Jencon this summer in Indianapolis at the beginning of August. You can sign up for my games there. And for the first time, I'm going to be running a meet and greet at Killer Roy's bar just down the block. The guy at Killer Roy's Jacob is a big AWL over my came over last year. And he put us up and gave us food and everything. He's the most wonderful guy. We're going to do a meet and greet with fans there. And I'm going to be doing

“for the first time a miniature paint intake. I'm really bad at painting miniatures. But if you want to”

come and paint bad miniatures with me, I'm going to be doing that at Jencon as well. And of course, I mentioned last time I'm doing the cruise in October. There are still tickets to my table. I'm going to be running the fallout RPG, actually, because I'm a big fan of the video game fallout. And I like to do stuff other than D&D. So if you're interested in fallout, we're going to be going to do a last call on the cruise and fallout's like important to the fallout setting. So I'm

kind of doing a little bit of a different non D&D game. That's awesome. Absolutely. 10 year. Thank you so much. 10 year. I can't wait for you. I'm still camp. Absolutely. Looking forward to it more than anything. Oh, yeah. It's going to be a lot of fun. Okay. Last one sent you into fourth July weekend. Show week next week. Get excited. Numbers. 77. 50. Oh, eight. Four. 95. I got 15. 69. 31. For the amount of runs of the

11. Last week. Last week. Yeah, last week. I thought about getting 15 for that news.

95. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Let's go. Shout out, Puna. All right. Is that your first one in the new machine?

Yeah, it is. Oh wow. Thank you. Wow. Thank you. So who that's not gotten it on the new machine. Me and memes. Memes. Memes. You got a PFT. Colton. No, not the new one. Is that it when I got it? Is that it? Memes. PFT and Colton. Oh, he's got it. I mean, no. PFT got it. No. Me and PFT got it the same way. No. Mine was a Mickey Mouse. I'm not even trying to click. Memes tries to claim his and it's very sad. What was the Mickey Mouse? Memes. It wasn't real. It wasn't real. It was just the second. It was the second I said this doesn't count.

“Well, you were like, it would be sad if you claimed it. Yeah. That's what he said. Yeah. It wasn't like sure. I'll get it. It wasn't an official one.”

He said it wasn't an official at the time. So he just knocked it down. Yeah, but it came on. No, it doesn't count. So it's not down to memes, Colton and PFT. I can't lose to these two. Wow. And we this machine's ripping. Yeah, but if we know, I think we got to stop doing two. That's probably part of it. The machine is ripping. It's a fair point. Yeah, but if we know, but also if we know how the machine works, the next one's going to or the last one is going to take like another year. I hope. Yeah. What are we going to do? You can't afford to get another machine. Listen. I've had such good luck with

a lot of all machines this year that I can't complain. That's true. I got the one that counted. We're going to get this one. Love you guys. Happy birthday, America. I birthday, Josh McCown. Happy birthday at Tom Cruise and I'm going to be weird. You know. You know.

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On today's part of my take presented by Draft Kings, it's Dungeons and Dragon...

A spin zone list free later, but I did say to you right away, not having to h...

Okay.

They would have to do that just to get rid of Paul George's contract.

I was watching it pretty heavily yesterday.

Um, Paul George's dog.

Would you like to talk about the jail and brown and Paul George trade?

I don't even think Hank saw her last night.

[laughter]

It was really funny.

We're on a train with wind.

Killing all of these agents who run essentially the crime syndicate in the ci...

Absolutely.

At least we check one box.

Is through the fantasy mafia.

I'm going to say you can roll a D20 to see how effective.

Let me just confirm.

Should we maybe pick someone who's like got glasses and a beard.

He would need a 17 or higher on this.

- Okay, absolutely.

Go for the outer tower where we know the spell book is.

Roll me one more stealth check to try to,

You have a syringe, I assume that there are regular

Is a baddie and you're looking for a hiding from the guard.

Of fighting to get you full and fair compensation.

There you go.

Then just as you think, oh, nobody gets more than two attacks.

Well, Greg is right next to you.

I would just hang out with my boy.

Yeah.

Two, twenty, one, twenty, one, one, rolls, one, twenty, two, three, four, fiv...

Go ahead and tell me before you even roll your damage.

I'm sorry to say Wayne suddenly looks monstrous to you, you feel incredibly l...

Is your chance of that rat bite to wolf in the near future?

I take this over, Danny.

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