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Welcome to part of my take, presented by Draft Kings. The Crown is yours. Today is Monday, August 17th, and boys, we had football. We saw preseason football. Football is back. Are we ready to make some crazy proclamations off of

the second and third strikers going up against each other? I'm always ready to do that. Yeah, we could 100% do that.

Drowler, the future. Drowler looks like him. Yeah. Drowler is him. Ty Simpson. The future. Also him. Yeah. They're both him. Same how. Back. Same house never left, but he's still back. Yeah. What I think he meant to say. Ty Simpson, the highlight real Ty Simpson was very funny because I watched the compilation of every single throw that he made. Don't give me wrong. Impressive numbers. Good job by Ty Simpson. He had a very good game. Sounds like we're going to put you on a list. I'm a believer in Ty Simpson. There might be some allegations out there much like, you know, Patrick Mahomes might be a check down merchant. It's gotten him pretty far in life.

Yeah. And as a quarterback, he just might be the next Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. I listen.

“Ty Simpson. I feel like the game one of the preseason. That's what you're just trying to get, you know,”

go to a auction one. That's what shopping space is. Just a move thing. He said it's forward. On time, no mistakes. That's exactly what he did. I, so I am a believer in Ty Simpson. I just want to buy stock right now in Ty Simpson. Proclame myself with Ty Simpson. Believe her. The NFL preseason is so I'm so over it. I just can't. It's especially like it used to be used to be a proper country where you'd actually get to see some of the

again, a 20% pressure rate, which is not a good sign because they were playing their first team offence.

“But remember that was always the criticism of the Bengals start slow because they don't play anyone in the”

preseason. But I just, what is it? Is it preseason game two is now the the the dress rehearsal? Because game three used to be the dress rehearsal. Right. Game three used to be able to see starters throughout the first half. I think it's maybe the first half of game two. Yeah, because game three you can't really start them, right? I guess not, but maybe it came what I thought. I thought we'd see at least a little something. So there's no game four. There's no week four. There's no week four. But that means that there is a week of just practice. Yeah. Yeah. So

it might be the the first half of week three might be the new week three. It was cool seeing all the helmets and everything and everyone on the fields and all that shit all that jazz. It was great. There's five. I think we saw five new team like uniform helmet combinations. Oh, and they all look good. So there was the I think it was the dolphins had like a new slight tweak redesign. I thought that was good. Falcons. I thought that was fine. But again, you can't get in better than if they did the old black.

Yeah. The commanders just looked like the old red skins uniforms, which is awesome. Sorry about Marcus

“Mario Tau. Marcus Mario Tau. That socks as an engineer. He will be out. I think through the end of”

training camp. I think he's going to be there week one. I thought he was hurt more against his brand MCL. I think. So Dan Quinn has signal that he's not going to bring in any more quarterbacks. That might change. But he said that. Oh, the remainder of the preseason. I really was the season now. Okay. Yeah. He's fine. Yeah. So I think they're going to go with the the Greek kid from Rutgers. Oh, yeah. I need TJ teach me how to pronounce his name. Minnesota first. Then Rutgers. Yeah. Well, how do you pronounce that guy's name?

Galfonakis. It's very Greek. I'm not sure what it is. Oh, um, Damon. Yeah. Yeah. I was cool. I was cool. Yeah. California. Yeah. It's California. California. California. California. California. California. California. I guess. So I think we're just going to go with those guys. And then the rabies had due to forms look good. And the Rams had due to forms that don't look anything different from the old. Yeah. So that's our preseason week one. I really just can't.

Like I watched the first half of the bear's game. And I was like, okay, like kale wasn't playing. Like there's a bunch of guys who weren't playing. Like, so go, okay, Rochon Johnson, like show us something. I think that was about it. I think there's three things that you can do while you watch preseason. Again, one is hope that your players don't get injured. Yep. Like every play. That's easy one. Kind of hold your breath. And then number two, it's kind of fun.

If you get some guys that are announcing in the booth that normally don't do the games, it might screw some stuff up. I'm not talking about Guru's going to be fun in the booth. But you get like a weird combination of like local radio talent, sometimes the booth.

That's always good. And then three, I guess, you know, you see guy like fumble the ball and you

“just say, oh, he's cut. Yeah. That's what it's fun to do. And four, I would say is the wide receiver”

who pops off. Who's like six on the depth chart. But he, you got to throw the ball to someone. So that one guy who pops off and you're like, holy fuck, we got a guy here. Or a defensive end that gets like two sacks. Mm-hmm. And then you're like, this guy is going to make a difference. Check his get off. That guy is going to be a third down specialist for us this year. And then you never hear his name again. Yeah. Check this get off against a bunch of guys who

were going to get cut, playing offensive luck. Yeah. But it's basically football. It's every season football. Hey, how much preseason football did you watch? I watched him highlight. So I watched some at the bar, but I think it was also highlights. Okay. That works. So highlights in some other highlights. Yeah. That's, I think that's an appropriate amount of time in the video. Anthony Richardson, he was, he, he started for the colds. He looked good. I so believe. Yeah. Yeah. I've done. Yeah.

You're not done with him. He's, he's a freak when he has a freak. You're going to say something about Tommy DeVito. I think he was more like, it was like roll call. Tommy DeVito check. He saw him. Yeah. He played. It's like a listen bird that you see on vacation. I like Tommy DeVito, but if he, if he, he was our quarterback every week, it would, it would be tough. That's a totally fair thing to say. I think a lot of teams are in that spot where it's like, hey, if the backup's playing,

did Zach Wilson go off? Zach Wilson kind of, kind of sneaky went off. Game ball. Yeah. I'm going to say it. Zach Wilson gets our game ball. Also good to know Zach Wilson's on the Saints. Yep. Didn't realize that until right this second. But that's awesome for him. Um, preseason's also good for like taking whatever storyline you want to take about your offense or defense and the scheme they're running from week one. And then just hoping that somehow they hear your concerns

individually. Yeah. And they address those concerns with the scheme in week two the preseason. Yep. But in reality, they just probably make another shitty game plan for week to the preseason because they don't care. And you go into week three thinking if they don't turn around this week, it's going to be long season. It's been long season. Yeah. Your highlighting Joe Milton going off.

Yeah. Always believe it. Always believe it. Joe Joe. Yeah. So could Joe go an off. I hate that. He's on the

cows. Did you guys see, speaking of injuries, you see LaFlor said that love is going to be out

season long. It was Michael for and Jeremiah love, which actually you could just do M M LaFlor and

“J Love. And he'd still would be confusing. That's that's annoying. Um, they got to figure that out.”

They got to like be like the red, the red LaFlor said that the red love is out. There's, uh, there's a new trend of people just like showing running backs and like the silhouettes or quarter backs and silhouettes. Jeremiah loves silhouettes looks eerily like Adrian. Oh, I saw that clip. It looks almost exactly like Adrian Peter. Dude. It's crazy. That was nuts because the clip was literally someone said if you like ball-knowers know who this looks like and immediately I was like,

no, that I'm like some great ball-knower like that's Adrian Peterson. I was running like standing up. Yeah. You know Adrian Peterson's running style. That's exactly where it is. That's right. Yeah. Play that shit. Go up. Go up. Go up. Go up. There it is. Boom. That's Adrian Peterson. That is Adrian. Yeah. I love it. That's Adrian Peterson. Yeah. It may be go back and I watch more Adrian Peterson highlights this weekend. It is kind of funny that that's Adrian Peterson. That cut right there is a P. Tyler

Algears on the Cardinals and he's like role is just always to be like whoever the awesome player is

just you're going to be the one who gets their ass kicked. When we get to the point of the season where the season sucks like hey we're not going to give Jeremiah love 300 carries. So you're going to have to take the ones that just gets you punished. Yeah. That's basically been his job in the

“NFL. I saw Fernando Mendoza made a couple good throws. Yeah, he dropped a shock too. What do you mean?”

Was it a shock? Hold on. He said, oh, like shocks. Like no, no, maybe it wasn't shock. It was a news alternate for a swear word. Yeah. Here it is. Rookie year really gets slammed up on you boom. Here's your playbook. And here we go. Wow. I thought I knew a lot. Holy shock. I'm how far behind. I've got to study this to feel confident in my preparation. Holy shock. Holy shock. That sounds like he's he's code switching being around Kurt Cousins. It doesn't make that one up in house.

It is very funny that like Fernando Mendoza went to the one team where like now Kurt Cousins is the badass. Yeah. He's getting a fight match across me. Yeah. Like when you put them side by side, you're like damn, Kurt Cousins. What a, like he's probably wearing a leather jacket driving a chopper. Yeah. Maybe a bad influence on on, uh, I was going to shock him, Mendoza. Yeah. Okay. That's our preseason wrap up. Feel good. I feel like we hit him all. There's one other story out there. I don't

know if anybody was going to talk about it and who's back in the week. But it's kind of like we should have seen this coming. Like bad job in our part. Jill and her spouse, not that. Oh, it does look good. It looks really good. Um, you know, who else had a mustache? Yeah. Um, I'm talking about the viral campaign of the cannutling. Oh, yeah. The cannutling it turns out was not just natural cannutling. It was, it wasn't that he's part of a, a larger content scheme. Yeah. That, that the NFL is

is trying to get more women to pay attention to the game by incorporating web culture. Who do you think

is telling the quarterbacks? Like they have to go to them and basically ask a favor more or less.

Do you think that's like, are they getting paid? The communications person like they're doing

“it like, oh, you have to come do an interview or it's like higher up or they're like, hey,”

also they don't know the the status of the relationships. Like, hey, please bring your wife to practice. I'll be honest only the quarterbacks. I didn't read the article that was sent in our group chat because I didn't want to give Saint Shane the satisfaction of him being right. So like I just ignored it altogether. Um, is someone getting paid? Are they getting paid by like big canoodling? No, it's an NFL trying to market. So the NFL, but, but like, are they saying, hey, we'll give you

a little extra bump here if you can get your girlfriend to run his, her, because it happened with Justin Herbert happened with Joe Burrow and then there was another, right? Was there one more? I believe there was one. Jackson, Jackson, yeah. Jackson dart might not have gotten the memo and he just was like, look at my hot girlfriend. That's very much positive. That might have just been outside the purview of the game. Yeah, just working for free. Yeah. No, so it says the NFL has been

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But, no paths on Trond. What is what's the one relationship that's gotten the most fanfare

“in the NFL in the last? I would say four years. I would say why is it?”

Is it a relationship? Yeah, it's a relationship. Taylor Swift and Travis. Yeah, we're back on it. Big ass, right? I thought you were going to talk about a different series of photos. So did I. Yeah, thanks, Katie, buy on that one. The hypocrisy. How come it's cool when just how do we yeah? Yeah, that's that they're definitely trying to find the next. They missed like, oh, shit, they're married now. We're not going to get that bump. Who's next?

But also, if the NFL is coordinating this stuff, did they coordinate the entire relationship, right? Are people out there clamoring for proof? I mean, again, some people are of the relationship. Some people have that's document. They're documents. What could that possibly be something that happens? I did think it was interesting on the guest list. It was like every Fox NFL Sunday. Anyone that smelled Terry Bradshaw's fart got invited to that wedding. Roger Gidell?

Dean Bladino was the funniest one. I'm just saying hmm Craig Olson's hat. They didn't get enough discussion. What? Just the half of the door that wedding. Was it cool? It was a cool hat. I mean, he's a cool guy. He's a cool guy. I think they know if he was a cool hat guy. And then I saw him wearing a cool hat and I was like, yeah, he pulls it off. It's cool. He's just stuck on Travis. I don't like the body shaming Travis Kelsey. He's older. Come on. Let's let's not do that.

No, he looks good. Brad is a hard color. It looks good. It looks good. Yeah, Paul schemes got cooked. Yeah, we talked about Paul schemes. Also, Paul schemes? Okay. There are no, there are no like rifts pictures. They all they do is yoga. Yeah. It's like pitching and pliable. We're going to get into

“it a little bit with with Boger McFarlane, but like that's what you would like a quarterback to look like”

maybe not so much like geometry. Mm-hmm. The pliability is important. Yeah. Okay. Should we, let me do let me do a draft King's reading them. We can maybe talk Hank's favorite subject. YouTube golf creators. We've got a new one. Uh, draft Kings. Something big is coming on September

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community in the last couple of days? So much. Yeah, like what? The, uh, the never make a five

guy almost did it. Oh, I love James James is a man. And the broad James started YouTube channel. Oh, does he, does he have, is he a basketball player, so? He's the law. He's a piece of producer. He's a director yet. No, he's a YouTube golfer. Would that potentially a director? Would that potentially take away from his basketball play? I mean, the Bryson to Shambos probably the biggest, you know, one-to-one example of that. And he's been with guys that

focus on YouTube golf instead of their regular job. And he's not played well. It's like actually really bad. Oh, but he did win one. He won one major. How was the bronze, uh, golf game? He's new golfer. He's not great. Is there anything noteworthy? Like, is he good at something? Or I haven't watched

“be honest. Uh, I think it came out like yesterday. Hey, can I make a suggestion for, for LeBron?”

But like he's, I think, I think I'll get good. I'll do. Yeah, definitely. I'll get good. This segment's

you got to work on your thumbnail game. I'm not talking about going to see the manicure.

“I'm talking about, you need to like, popularize out, open your mouth, put your hands on your”

cheeks, like, oh my gosh, it's so surprising. Like, get, I'll do respect. This is not a YouTube golf thumbnail. It's just not. What? What's wrong with this thumbnail? I mean, Max, you're pretty. You understand what does well and this looks exactly like. No, you got to have, you got to be making like those guys are good looking. Yeah, you got to be making them this, this, wait, these, J. R. Smith. You got to make the Brian James Richard Jefferson looks like part in my take.

The style of the, of the thumbnail is the same style. I'm saying the, the really successful YouTube video. You know, I'm talking about the play dumb, where they make the surprise, they make the surprise face. Yeah. When Shane says, hey, can I take a quick picture with you in the, in the corner, making it over the forest or make the surprise. Oh, look like you're looking to the right and you just saw a shark. Yeah. That's, that's for, like, to get, to get it to pop, but like,

the Brian James doesn't need that because he's a little Brian James. But think about how much what would pop if he did it. Yeah. There's got to be someone out there who doesn't know who the Brian James is and he, and he, and he scrolled right past this because he's like, those guys aren't even looking surprised. Right? The biggest three, three, three, three, three, whatever. Max, I have a question. You already said he's not going to go out there in the season. Okay. I've heard that. Yeah.

That's true. There's never been someone I guess guys aren't allowed to have hobbies. There's

never been Hank's a podcast or he golfs all the fucking time. Yeah. I know. We talk, he played a pop. Those are my children. And we brought that as children already. And we criticized about and Hank would never make his children the focal point of our show. The, the, he's my, don't like the golf pun. I, I have a question, Max. We're getting to live in just like if he is making

“golf content during the season. And things maybe don't start great. Will you be criticizing?”

He's not going to be making golf content. Have you guys loved the hypothetical? Have you wore things that just haven't happened? Have you watched? No. It's called thinking. What? If LeBron was on, like, I, you don't even like LeBron. LeBron, like, let me ask you a question

warning. I don't like it. Let me ask you. Have you worn any LeBron gear still? Yeah. First day.

Would you? Would you criticize Trey Turner if he was making golf videos during a big slump? Well, baseball's way different. I'm just asking. I'm just saying you play every day. I just want to play it all the time. All the time. All the time. Yes. Yes. Tell me what you during the season. Yes. No, they do not. Yes. They said, yes. They do. It's like, like, once a week. Yeah, off day. I mean, pictures go off. Yeah. Well, yeah, pictures are different.

Play. I would have no problem. No, but like, position players do too. Yeah. Once once a week. So if Aaron Nola made a golf video, you'd be fine with it. Aaron Nola is it. Aaron, no action. I'm just asking you feel to drink. I'm just asking. This is me asking if you're going to be consistently. Filly. We'll see. You love this hypothetical game. I do. I do. I do. I do.

“Well, you're seeing. Let's say things. He hasn't played. Yes. So why are we talking about it?”

You're literally just, you're literally just, he has to be in the club. We have nothing to talk about. Let's just hammer the LeBron button. Well, I think he can't go. He gives a fuck. He's the summer. He's also discovering the summer. He's discovering the middle of August when LeBron James makes a golf YouTube account. Wow. LeBron James going to talk. Ron James puts up a YouTube video up next on ESPN. That's literally what, like, if LeBron was on the Celtics, you wouldn't say anything to Hank.

I would have watched a video. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. You love YouTube golf. I mean, Hank might be rooting for the sisters this year. He's going to love this content from from LeBron. Have you watched podcast B? No, I think he stopped podcasting. I think he stopped podcasting. I don't know. I'm pretty sure he's going to talk about it. Yeah. He quit. Yeah, while he was on the sixers. You guys made him quit. Yeah. I didn't watch that. Yeah. You guys made me make a Broncoysie to go. Yeah. So you

you hate podcast P for creating media during the season, but you'd be fun. We'll run James

for making YouTube golf. I never said anything about podcast P podcasting. All right. So Bet right

now. How many YouTube golf videos are going to come out during the season from LeBron? Over under is 0.5 over over over 0.5. But you just said he's not going to. I mean, there's there's there's breaks. Okay. And if he plays bad after the break, I just need that's so bad. Like a

boy, if it does, he's done it once in the past fucking. He's averaging one a year in the past year.

So what happens if it happens, if it happens coincide with his putter challenge? It's one, it's one every 41 years. Yeah. Well, no. He had a couple of starters career. Yeah, it's going to be funny, especially if he gets his teammates involved. Yeah. Like some reason was with the Bob does guys. Yeah. What if he doesn't invite Joe? True. That will say a lot if he doesn't invite Jail. Maybe he doesn't like maybe he does guys. Yeah. That's

some say maybe he doesn't like the golf. Oh, Jail? Terrific. Well, Joe on beat. Maybe Joe on beat doesn't like the golf. By the way, shout out your own beats. Still healthy. Yes. Yeah, that was bullshit. Before we started the show, there was a fake shams, shams that said, Joe on beat got hurt.

And I sent it to the group chat and Max just looked at it and he goes, well, at least it's out of the way.

Now, you were quick to like couple of mentalizing. I know you're good. He like it was actually really good healthy like coping mechanisms. You had done it so many times that you're like, I know how to deal with this. Yeah, close your phone and just like, all right, realistically in my head, I was like, all right, well, at least I have like the full year to figure out like how to how to match without a beat and then it won't be just like right before the playoffs where they

just all of those went through my head within like the 30 seconds that I thought that it was real. Yeah. Okay. I have do we want to do baseball? I have a Monday reading real quick if you guys want to do it. Yeah. Okay. Let's do the Monday reading. This is from

Masu parents and families Facebook page. So I don't know if you guys saw this, but let's just dive in

and you guys can tell me your thoughts. This is from a parent. Okay. This is probably a little awkward to ask, but here it goes. I've been reading through posts about getting our sons ready for college dorm life, including all the supplies and medications they might need. And I've noticed a lot of moms mentioned packing condoms for their sons. As a mom, I'd like to put a couple of boxes in my

“sons things too just in case. But honestly, I have no idea what size to buy. He's a pretty small guy.”

He weighs about 121 pounds. For those of you who have sons around the same size build, what size condoms you usually buy and how do you actually tell what size they are when you're looking at the package. For those of you who have sons around the same two, two build, what size condoms you usually buy and now do you actually tell what size, so this is just something you know, my son doesn't have a girlfriend. He's generally not very comfortable talking to me

about things like sex or how to use condoms. Wow. I wonder why mom, you're buying condoms on Facebook. So I'm not really comfortable asking him directly. I was thinking I'd just buy some and quietly put them in his luggage just in case he ever needs them. Any advice for moms who have been through this would be greatly appreciated. Fellas, what size condoms you buy your son? Excel has to give him a confident boost. We're in case scenarios. He just opens him up in

front of his friends. They're in a suitcase. Oh, man. I don't think there's anything wrong. We go in with Magnum. Except if you don't want your mom to be like, yeah, that'd be tough. As a kid, you're like my mom thinks I've got a hog. Yeah. But then the opposite side would be brutal. It's like my mom thinks I got a little tiny weenie. She, it's actually, she didn't go far enough. She should have been like regular as the answer. Yeah. Like every condom is normal size except

“for the Magnums. Yeah. I think I'm surprised she didn't go as far as to be like last time I”

paid them when he was five years old. He was about average size. Yeah. What do you think he, what do you think he grew into? It would actually be a tough look for the dad if the kid opened up the suitcase and his mom thought that he wore Magnums. Yeah. He's like, well, what's the other dick. Yeah. That was shit. Dad must have a tiny penis. Yeah. You think mine's big. That's quite the post on Facebook. Did it get like, good-hearted? Good-natured.

I have the screenshot. I see 29 replies and six thumbs up. So there were at least some people. Actually, let me see if I can find the replies. The good news is he's going to be out of the house or he can buy his own condoms if you want. Yeah. He's a grown adult. I think this is something he just let him maybe just get a gift card for him to Trojan. Do they sell those? Okay. Oh, here's anonymous participant said, I just bought a variety pack. I put it in with the toiletries.

Oh, that's pretty good. That's nice. And then she replied, I didn't even realize they sold

“variety packs. Honestly, that may be the least awkward solution. And then someone else wrote,”

tell a little joy to grow a pair and buy them himself. I mean, fuck. Instant boo squid. Yeah. And then someone said, "I wish I knew you if you were kidding or just a total dumbass,

I don't think that would be an appropriate conversation either. And his dad is quite a bit bigger than him overall, so I'm not sure that would be a reliable comparison. This is brutal. Yeah. You can't be doing this. Don't get the variety pack. That's got like the flavored one in there. Yeah. Also, the kid's not going to be able to keep a boner if he's like taking the kind of he's like, "Oh, my mom bought these for me." I don't even know. I mean, it's all an anonymous stuff. I don't know if this is a troll, but it's very

funny if it's not. I love this. Yeah, just moms. I didn't realize there was a size, but my daughter's in sons, but my daughter's in my son, each kind of box as they moved in. Oh, I'm leaning towards one regular box and one snug box. I'm just letting him figure it out from there. It's snug. Is that what they're called? I was overthinking this because I didn't want him opening his suitcase

“and thinking I was making some kind of statement. I think that's too late. Yeah.”

Too late on that because guess what? This kind of went viral and your son who is 121 pounds showing up to Mizzou, now we're now we're whittling it down to probably about 100 dudes and he opens up his his luggage and there's a variety pack, a snug and a magnum. He's going to realize that was his mom who went viral on Facebook. Whoops. Oh, and his dad has a big dick. You can also just buy your own car. That's the thing is like you can you can take your money and then you can

go to a store and then you ask the guy and you buy the car. All right, actually the student health center probably has free condo. Yes, definitely does. So 100% does. You know what size he wears? Free. Yeah. Or just put on a piece of paper, remember to pull out. Yeah, like that works as well. It will feel better. Remember to just remember to pull out. Kind of fucked up that you're

“taking away that option from yourself. Yeah, true. You're kind of tying his hands. Yeah.”

Well, not as hands. Yeah. Okay. That was that was my Monday reading. Do you guys want to talk a little baseball because I we do have to mention Joshua Bias what he did on Saturday against the Cubs. I hate the Cardinals. I hate this guy. But even I was watching the game and being like holy fucking shit. If you missed it, Joshua Bias came up for his MLB debut on Saturday at

regularly and he hit three home runs in his first three at bats. Never been done in the history of baseball. There's

been eight guys that have done it for their first two at bats. He did it first first three. It was incredible to watch. Like I sat there. I was like I cannot believe. I was I listened to the first two in the radio on the radio in the car and I was like holy fucking that I got home for the third. I was like, how is this possible? You can't you retire after that? Well, like he was cr... I was at the game today. It is his like showed his stats is like five at bats, three home runs. So his cleats are

his cleats are being retired. But the crazy part is they weren't his cleats. Oh, it was blazed Jordan's cleats, which is an all-time name. Yeah, all-time name. So he didn't have his uh he had like an old dirty like broken in pair of cleats and blazes like here take these use my cleats. He had three home runs and then they took his cleats sent him to Cooperstown. How do you feel about time for blazed Jordan? Yeah, I mean, you're in Cooperstown. Yeah, yeah. Hall of Famer blazed Jordan. Yeah,

it was uh it was nuts to watch. Like I was it was just it was crazy and I don't know. I do think that uh you could make the argument that he's a Matthew Boyd merchant because I don't think he has a hit against anyone else and he hit that was the other thing Craig Council probably shouldn't let

Matthew Boyd in there to have that happen. But three three it bats first three it bats in like hitting

a home run in your first it bat which he had an absolute bomb in his first one. That's insane.

“Three is just max. Well, I mean, you got a retire. It's the best thing ever and I know that we”

don't let it happen to us. Steven Chey triggered me. Why? Well, no, we let it happen to us all the time. I do it every day. He tried to say that it's the same thing as an as an NFL player's debut having three touchdowns. Not even not even close. Like not even remotely. It would be like three catches three touchdowns. Yeah, it would okay. Three catches three touchdowns. I can see that or if it was like three picks sixes. Three picks sixes with three picks sixes. Yeah. No,

three picks sixes. I think would even be about three catches three touchdowns for like a hundred

max. He still don't think I know it. It's absolutely incredible. I can't imagine the feeling

that he had like leaving the ballpark that day. It's got to be like getting your debut in itself is awesome hitting a home run in your first that bat is awesome. I can't even possibly fathom three in a row. It's the best feeling in the world. That guy's the he should die. He should die right at this moment. It's what we don't want to die. I don't want to die, but like what am what a way to go. But Max wants him to. I mean it was it's insane. It's it's truly insane. Like

you have to you have to see if you can hit a fourth. But after that, like you shouldn't should have given today off. So you could have just been like, yeah, the weekend I hit three home runs. Yeah, four bats. I mean he's kind of setting himself up for there's a lot of expectations on his shoulders now. He went over. Like if he has if he has a bad career or if he has just like an

average he's always going to have that. But people are I guess they're going to give him more shots

than anybody else would get because it's like remember the guy in his first game hit three. Yeah, it was it was that's all right. So we what I'm looking. I don't want to find the most

“I don't know, uh, gale sails. I think I had four touchdowns and his”

nose, uh, my rookie in a game. Oh, no, that's by a rookie in a game. Okay. I can't I for some reason I can't find. But yeah, it's not it's not three touchdowns. That's not three home. It is his first three at bats. Like that's the great. It's not three. If he hit three home runs, but you, you know, went home run strikeout, home run strikeout, home run, like yeah, that's still insane. But it's his first three at bats were home runs. What if absolute monster? And I think I'm going to have a

problem with this guy forever. Like he seems like he's going to be incredible. And the cubs

dance he swans and getting hurt is bad news getting killed. Uh, did you guys see I wanted to bring up one other majorly baseball, um, thing. We're in an all time midoff right now in the AL like all time. It's incredible to look at. So the right now if the playoffs started in the American League, the raise would be one, uh, the white socks would be in. The Astros are leading the West. And then the Yankees in the Red Sox, both above 500 would be in the playoffs. The next wild card spot because there's

a third wild card. The leader right now is the Baltimore Orioles at 61 and 63. And between the the Baltimore Orioles, there there are six teams within a game in a half. And they're all under five hundreds. It is the greatest midoff that we've ever seen. So right now there would be, you said the Orioles, the Red Sox, the raising Yankees, four out of five ALS, AL East teams would make the playoffs. And the one team that wouldn't would be the one that went to the world series last year. Correct. That's crazy.

Yes. And what, and the other one, the Blue Jers are only one game out. Yeah, they're not far behind. There are 61 and 65. They're one game out of the wild card. The white socks, that is, that's the coolest story. The, yeah, the white socks have been awesome. I want the white socks huge leap this weekend against the Tigers because the Tigers are starting to kind of breathe down their neck. The Seattle Mariners are 58 and 66. They're 58 and 66. That's a bad baseball team. There are three games

“out of the wild card. Mm-hmm. That's, that's just, how could we, how ridiculous is that?”

It's insane. And then you, and then you look it in the, uh, in the NL, the Diamondbacks would not make the playoffs. There's 66 and 59. The Diamondbacks are 66 and 59. The Diamondbacks are, would be, basically, have the same record as the Red Sox. They would not make the playoffs. That's just the leagues. Oh, that happened. Like, no, that doesn't just NBA all the time too. No, no, but it's just funny to look at the mid-off that's happening. Like, not one of those teams can just separate

themselves and be like, "Hey, you know what? Let's play some good ball for like a couple of weeks and take this six-spot." Mm-hmm. Do they, uh, and then do the Dodgers have an NL central problem?

The Dodgers, yeah. Well, the Dodgers have always, uh, I mean, they drive me nuts because they just

can't beat the brewers in the regular season. But yeah, the Dodgers have been not good recently. Yeah. You see Kyle Tucker? What a fuck. Max, what you call, uh, what you call Carson? What's the Carson Wentz? Mental policy. Yeah, mental pussy. Kyle Tucker is, uh, he sat at a home game because he's so bad at home. So he, he literally can't hit it home. Yeah. And he's, he sat. He was like, I need a rest for my, what do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? Did he just have an

off day? He, David Roberts said, hold on. It was like, they addressed it. It wasn't just a regular off day. Like, yeah, he deserved it off day. Kyle Tucker is out of the lineup because of his frustrations playing at home. Got it. Okay. I needed the more clarification on that because the way you said it at first. It could have just been it all day. Dave Roberts said he can see the frustrations starting to sit in with his struggles with Dodgers stadium. So he's giving him a day.

Kyle Tucker at home this year is batting, uh, his slash is 192 292 76. That's crazy. He's under 200 average at home. So they're right to sit them, but also you can't say, you can't say,

“you have to protect him. Yeah. You have to protect him and not say that's why. Yeah. It's crazy.”

Yeah, just say it's an off day. All sides get off days all the time. Feel the dreams game. We recorded before it max predicted it perfectly. He said the kind of what did you say? I did say Kyle Schwartz was going to hit two homers, but I also said that Aaron Nullo was going to give up five

they should make that a bigger deal though. That should be on Sunday night baseball. Like,

“I don't know why it was a Thursday night. It was kind of kind of random. I think the William”

Sport game is is coming up. And I always bet the over in it because I just assume in my head that

like they're playing on a much smaller field middle bats. And then I and then I turn it on and I'm like, I shit. That's actually pretty pretty deep fence. Yeah. I do the same thing with the Iowa game. I'm like, there's no way that these these this corn game is going to be the regular side. Well, you assume that the ball if it's hit to the outfield. There's no wall there. It's just going to run to the corn. They won't find it. There's it's a major league baseball games played in Iowa,

major league baseball playing games played in Williamsport, major league baseball games played in Mexico. I automatically take the over and then I'm so frustrated when it doesn't hit. Nothing about Iowa ever says the over, but it does because the corn there's no real outfield, dude. You know that. I know. I get I'm saying, but in reality, that is an understate. Yes. Yes. Okay. Do we have any other, any other stories before we go to who's back

of the week? Any other big were so close, boys. And actually, up from the James Bond thing or that's that we it's over. We talked about it with Boger a little bit. A little bit of clean up, just they dispute that they ask for the trophy back. Yeah, they ask for the highest. And he's biggest meme on the internet. Hey, hey, hey on. He is the biggest way away. He said his his people said they didn't ask for the trophy. And then LSU replied with yes, you definitely asked for the trophy. So

I'm thinking somebody might have asked for the trophy. Oh, so he did ask the trophy. Somebody might have asked for the trophy. And he is the biggest meme. He's a crop. He's gone cross sports. Like MLB teams are roasting. Well, Brandon County. I once Brandon County is going to bother. Yeah. There was like, someone some five guys has changed their name to four guys. One MLB team, one four to one yesterday. And they're like, we we stopped at four out of respect for Jaden Daniels.

Like shit like that. It's just open season on them right now. Yeah. There's and there's a lot of five's everywhere. Five's are everywhere. It's everywhere you look now. Yeah. Can't get away from the five's. Somebody did point out the part of my ball sky pointed out that I I guess five like 10 times as much as anybody on the lottery ball machine. Yeah. Because I did it because of Jaden Daniels. Yeah. But you retired from your entire retired retired that number. Yeah. You're tired from picking

that number. And so did you. No, I did. Okay. Well, I'm here for my lawyer. I do have one last thing

“for you who's back. Hank. Dan. Christian McCaffer is a missed a full week of practice. So I think”

accounts of tights. I didn't. I didn't watch that. I watched the video he posted on Instagram, like a training video and a YouTube video. He's a fucking monster. I think he's going to be just fine. I listen to the public story finds out about the the substation thing. I think Christian McCaffer definitely believes it. Yeah. A hundred percent. I think it's going to be like how do you like it. Even if you didn't believe it. If you didn't at practice, that is entering your mind. Yes.

Like, and then from then on, you probably believe it. I would believe it. If I was a player, like, I would, I would, it's such an excuse to be like, oh, or fuck, because of this stupid substation. Regardless of if it's true or not, like, it's, it's something to believe in. Do I ever say I don't really get, like, do you scientifically understand what the

harm could be? Yes. Kind of. And so that part I've never tried to follow. I did another medium

dive. So this was, I was listening to public story finds out as I was falling asleep. So some of it's seeped in. There's studies that show, like, on blood cells, that electromagnetic currents can damage the blood cells. But their individual cells, and a lot of times, they're not

“people cells, they're rat cells. So, like, David, I think they've proven that it can be damaging”

to rats and mice. But a lot of stuff is damaging to rats and mice, like cartoon dogs, that you might not even think about in, like, real life. So they don't know. But they, I guess they have standards of how much your body is allowed to be exposed to. And even though their practice facility is, like, 10 times more than you would get in a normal house or a regular street is still, like, something like 20 times below what the standard is. That I told you that

I saw Christian McAfrey and I brought up to him that you said the walls and he was like, yeah,

I heard, I was never even closer retirement. I didn't say that by the walls. I said the wall,

hate reported something from the walls. He's like, yeah, no, I, I know. It was Whitney, Whitney, Whitney banged. If I, I don't know, do we ever talk about what actually happened? Oh, because you went, I heard it was a ridiculous, like it was a, it was like a friend of a friend. I would never have said it publicly. And then I said it, like I was golfing with Whitney and I told

I'm not saying in the podcast, but like I kind of believe as who knows. And then Whitney went on busking. It was like, yes, so I'm going to borrow some of the Christian McAfrey's like, not coming back and like, he's high in his injury. And then it came back to me in the walls. But that was not,

it was, it was, it was a third party source. But yeah, again, I was like, who knows? He was injured

for a while. And there was not like there was conflicting reports. I did just see the tightness. And I was like, oh, Hank. Yeah, it's just general tightness. Yeah, no general tightness. Hell yeah, that's hot. Yeah.

“There's, I love, I love vague injuries like that. I think I, I think no one there or not went out”

with left, uh, sore left trunk today. What, what part of your body's your trunk? I don't know. You got your ended or something. Max, what part of your body's a trunk? That's not an elephant joke. I'm just saying like, I didn't think that was okay. I just want to make sure they didn't. Now I'll just think about Max with a trunk. I thought it was, I thought that you're trunk. Is that your leg? Is that your butt? Is that your butt? No, you're thighs. I think you got some junk in your trunk.

I think it might be your trunk. Your abdomen. Max, I agree with that. Junk in your trunk is a thing, but right, I think we're throwing to somebody as having like, I think just general trunk soreness. Okay, the trunk is the, uh, back end of a car. Yeah. No way. The trunk is a central part of the human body, also known as the torso. Oh, so like yeah. Yeah, I thought it was just your leg, but I'm an 80 year abdomen. Yeah, I, you're just searching junk in your trunk. Yeah,

junk in your trunk means your butt, but it's butt, but he's, this, this, this, this, this is that's confusing. You're right, you see a truck like in, in the rap world trunk is your ass. Which would make sense because the trunk of a car is like the butt of the car.

You guys have trunk arrangements syndrome. It's, it's always been your abs.

But yes, junk in your trunk is a thing.

“Yeah, but that's a reference to car. What's doing with all that junk in your trunk?”

It's great. It's great. It's poetry. That's, yeah. It's, it's almost like they say the good, the good, die young and I'm scared. I'm great. That's real. Yeah, real. That's real, real. That's, real, real. That's almost too real. Um, all right, should we do these back? Yeah. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm obviously looking at a video of, um, will brown and brownie swing is like unbelievable. So he should be a golf. He is,

it's beautiful. It's, it's a, it's a beautiful site. I come down. What about brownies or the,

we're on. We're on, we're also like a new golfer. Is he too big to be golfer?

Nah, I think I'm pretty sure like the distance from the bottom of your hands to the ground is the equivalent for everyone. They just make the trunk of the club longer. Wait, what did you just say? Like people that are five nine new to the same size clubs as people that are six, five. That's, but the distance from the bottom of your hands to the grounder is not the same with everyone. Hank told me this one time. There's no way, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

“seven. They're hard, they're hard, they're hard. Why are golf, why are their sizes for golf?”

I get that, but what you said does not make any sense, but their arms are longer. Yeah. It's a wingspan. It's like, well, I'm saying like your hands, when you're, when your hands are hanging down, holding a golf club, it's the same. Hank, I, do you think, do you think there's no way that every, like a really tall person putting their arms down does not, they're, they're taller, right? So they're, yeah, they're like, everyone's arms go to

whatever you want to say. Where, where do your arms go? Hank has told me this one time. I go to your pockets. There's seven footers, pockets are higher than a five footer. I also think I've used this fact that Hank told me to other people and other people have called me an 80. It depends on your wingspan, but there's no one who has a wingspan that can cover a seven footer, yeah, their wingspan can't go further than a five footer, like five footers are at the ground.

If the, like, let's say, if you had Dwight Howard that has a wingspan of like, somebody that's seven, 10, and then you had Will Campbell who has a wingspan, somebody who's five, too, would they use the same size, even though Dwight's taller than Will? Or, or let dawn of the Mitchell who's, yeah, six three, but should be six eight. Yeah. His arms are crazy. These are good questions. Oh, we are, so we're in some deep idiot. Okay, people who are six foot,

to six foot three, need half an inch longer shaft, people who are six foot three, a six foot five frequently need a full inch. People who are told that six five need an inch and a half or more. Okay. So, you do, you do, you do how many people have you told that to?

I was like, I need bigger clubs, like, no, you don't, like, at the same size, because like,

our hands are the same size. I ran with an Andy's like, Andy's like, PFT size. Okay. This is a perfect, this is a perfect tankism that I bet you, like, someone smarter than us is going to reply tomorrow and be like, Hank was kind of right, but kind of wrong.

“And we're not going to realize it. I think that's the hand, which I think that's a good”

spot for you to be. Yeah, where you stand, like, eight, it made perfect sense to me to the point where I, I just, but you didn't think about, like, a really tall person, their hands are definitely not closer to the same, like, distance to the ground is you. No, I didn't think about it too much, because I was like, oh, yeah, all right, I can just use the same clubs. I guess it's probably, like, five nine to like, PFT's point six three is the same, but obviously, you know, that was

my point six three to six five, like, about six six. A point with, if you're above six feet, you need a half inch longer than normal. Because a normal size for a man is beneath six feet, just so you have the small size. I do think it's regular size. Probably harder to golf if you're really tall. Yes. Because the distance, the club has to try. That is correct. Yeah. And be correct. You can hit an harder. You could probably hit a screw. Awesome, too. Take the guitar is pretty short.

Yeah, listen, I was, I was, I was let a foot, let a straight. It sounded, it sounds kind of right.

“It does. It sounds, I think, it sounds different. No one will, someone will play.”

I'm going to push back. The one thing you said does not sound right. What? Because the second

you said it, I was like, what? Yeah. That doesn't sound right. It sounds interesting if it were true. That's, actually, that's one of my favorite things. All right. You're about to chime in and say that Hank was right. You're like, no, I don't think Hank's right. But now I'm thinking, like, there's no way like chas uses the same golf clubs as little as the bronze. Correct. Yeah. No, correct. Yeah. So that's point. Thank you. Thank you. I'm thinking about it more. Yeah. A really tall person's hands are

further from the ground than a shorter person. At some point, we should do them out, rest more of things that would be cool if they were true. Get up, get up, team. Because that would be awesome. Do we have a team measure in here? Zach's got it. Guy, does that know where to go? I don't know. He's just going to be making laughs. Oh, figure. No ways. You know where to go. Chas is one that he just, like, gets on Uber Eats and just orders a tape measure to wrap.

He got it. He got a very nervous. What I said, Zach's got it. I mean, there is a room that probably has it. Oh, yeah. No, I've gotten one from that room before. I could have told you. It's a tape measure room. Is that out and about? Yeah. Yep. And Nikki smokes to walk around one another day. By the way, bookday is on Tuesday. We're wearing the shirts. Go buy it Amazon. The pre-order still. Uh, it's going to be out. Zach, no, no, come in here. There was some light

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Okay. What do we? What do we learn? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I want to wait wait to get the results. Okay. The results are, do you think you can remember the results from

“water for me? I know he told me he told me the PFT's was. I think Hank is further from the ground.”

I think I've got my wingspan might be as wide as Hanks. I've got a big wingspan for a short guy. Okay. So PFT's were about 27 and a half off the ground and his were 26 and a half. It's about an inch difference. Okay. Wait. Okay. Oh, I see. Yeah. That makes sense. That makes sense. Wait, no it. That makes sense. That makes sense. I go to the opposite of what we're saying. So that means the taller person get in here and measure. No, that means that Hank's hands were

further away from the ground. No. He said Hank's hands were closer to the ground. Yeah, because my wingspan plus wingspan. So this is good for Hank. No. I have a bigger wingspan.

So big cats 29 and a half off the ground. Is there a chance it's taller? The wise wise. No, it does. It's user air. Hank. Hank. Come measure. Hank's again. Yeah. Because I'm the slow. I'm the slowest number. I don't know why you are. You measure Hank again. But when the FT's numbers make sense. I'm my hands when I drop them or further from the ground.

“And he gets 27. I'm seeing 27. Are you sure PFT was 27 and a half?”

This is a good joke. I'm great. No balls. I have a big souls. Okay.

Yeah, because he's wearing basically sandals. Okay.

He's got it. What do you got? 27. 27. All right. So they're the same. But I'm not the same. Check again. Check big cats. What are you saying? Science. So everyone. So. Hey. Take your shoes off. Take your shoes off. Take your shoes off. Hey, everyone with their hands on their sides is 27 inches from the ground. Take your shoes off. I honestly didn't think this is not something I feel super strongly about, but I would like to be

proven right in the off chance that I am. 30. Thank you. Okay. How does that make sense? That makes no sense. No. No. That's the size. Your sweat so much. 28. 28. That's it. Wow.

Two inches shorter. Okay. How do we just get a two inch. I don't know. That wasn't even close.

This is a conversation you could just isolate and play for the mom that was debating what size to buy for yourself. This one we got to send. There's no way you can do that right. Buy our book. Yeah. How is this podcast been this successful for 10 years? That's actually a low point for us boys all around because I'm still confused. And now I'm starting to doubt myself.

“I think I need to know how there was two inch difference within 30 seconds.”

Isn't it somebody? What a user. The hand placement straight down and then one of the measurements you guys were like tucked to the thigh. So it was like it changed to stretch here at the palm.

This did all stem from one very like brief conversation. I held my friend like six years ago. But I

definitely have been repeating it since then. You've been spending it. You told me this like a year ago. And I have brought it up. No. I know. Ever since like conversation every time I guess brought up. I'm like it. Oh yeah. Because it's the same distance from the ground. All right. I found something online. When down by your body, everyone's hands roughly the same distance to the floor. Here me out of stenors lately. Well, if we've tried it, there seems to check out what? Your wingspinch

are pretty much matched your height. So in most cases, people that fall under average height it will balance out. Oh shit. Hank might be right. And no, but there's just no way. If Shax stands. If Shax stands next to Simone. Yeah. I'll just fly away. The whole liar's yes. There's no way. Let's see. Let's look up Shax. Thanks for some of us. They're hands. Yeah. Actually. They've

“definitely taken a picture together. Shax and Simone God. Yeah. Are they right next to each other?”

Pretty close. Not even close. I'm looking right now. No. He's slanted. No, dude. His hands are so much higher than look out uneven as shoulders are. Look. There's Hank. There's like a right shoulder. Look how sloped his shoulders. Look how sloped his shoulders. Look how sloped his shoulders. I'm saying. And that didn't be leveled out that shoulder. Hank, they're not remotely close to each other. No one's looking at his shoulder. Look how much lower

the his left shoulders and his right. It's about the same distance as their hands. No shut up. So you shut up. What about Jose L2 van Aaron Judge? Same bat. They. Yeah. Same bat Hank. True. True. It's all adding a true. Oh, fuck. I just saw a picture of this. I think Aaron Judge, I'll two ways the same. Hey, him might be. Look at there's another picture. Go to images. There's another picture that it's like way too close. I mean, mean big cat. I think he was the same

size golf clubs. Yeah. Yeah. But the broad James is 69 right out to van Judge. That's not way. Wait, go back. That's not the same. Hey, Hank. Dude, that's not the same. What are you looking at? What are you talking about, Max? That's not a base. But now it's left foot. One foot's on a base. His left foot is not on the base, dude. He's about a foot higher than that. I'll two by with this hand. Yeah. They're not okay. This one's this one. You're in better. All right. We've

met. I think you're just, you're just seeing photographs and and and Judge's arm was bent like 90 degrees. Look at this one. All right. I think that we've got, I think I know exactly where we land. Hear

I'll two ways. Yeah. I'll two these hands like half a foot closer to the ground of that picture. What are you looking at? What are you looking at? What are you looking at?

“Well, they're right next to each other. Hey, back, be up. Oh, yeah. That's what I mean,”

it's shut off. Judges might be lower. Max, are you blind? I'm serious. You have, do your eyes work. That's so wrong, Max. Max, close. You can close. You can just close. So you're in the cross and Aaron Jones close. It's a closer than you would think. Here's where I think hate might have been a little bit right. And it backs up what PFT found out about like the, the, you know, you need an inch higher on your clubs. Zach just put it, put out the ruler and he did it to the end of his

glove. I think that it's probably everyone, everyone's armed distance to the ground. Zach is literally brought out a ruler to show the difference. He went to the bottom of his glove. He's using a tape measure on a computer screen. And he went to the bottom of L2V's glove. We, his hands aren't even close. We got a glove. He's wearing a glove. Look at the hands. Not his hand. Respectfully, it's like this. Access, so dumb. Can we get this pick, can we get these? No, we don't. I'll two measure. Right.

I'll two measure closer. He's picked this picture in this picture. In this picture. It's, they are

“close. Like, okay. I'm going to describe it. If you want to look it up at home, it's the picture where”

I'll two guys got the orange cap and he's kind of touching his belt slash growing. I think it's an all story game. It's an all story game. They're one of the American flag socks. Yeah. I think what

what the answer is is that everyone's arms when they put them to the side are within a few

inches of each other. And that would track with what you found is over six, six, you add an inch, over six, nine, you add an inch and a half. That's all it is. So they're not the same. It's not like one for one. Yeah. So if a guy is seven feet tall, he doesn't get like, you know, comparison like six to seven, whatever that would be on a golf shaft. This one is bad. But it's not like it's all like shoes. Like, the a huge majority of golfers are probably using the same size shafts like 90%. Whereas like shoes

everything else, it's different sizes, it's different everything. It'd be like, it's like, I was, I was right. It'd be like shoes if if if sizes nine through 13 were all the same. I think it's like eight through like how did we start talking about this? He looked up a video of brawny sway. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I asked if all the brawn was good. And then I said, oh, I guess like a tall guy. We even didn't add in the middle of that. All right. Who's back the week? Hey. All right. Let's

change the subject. My who's back the week is Scotty Sheffler. Okay. Just apt. He's tall, right? He is tall. He is tall. He is tall. Oh, it's tall. It's not looking to picture. Is there a picture of him next to Roy? Oh, yeah. Definitely. Let's see how with their hands are. But Scott Sheffler, not only one, he's he dominated. It's nice. It's fun to see, you know, someone winning by like three, four strokes is like pretty boring. But when it gets to the point where you winning by eight nine ten,

like it's it's exciting to just see someone dominate the best place. Scotty's hands are way higher than been like for the future. I was going to say back. He's going to look at that picture and thank you. Well, that's one dead heat. Yeah. Who knows. You guys. That's one we're not saying. We'll just have to have Zach take up to measure on that computer picture. All right. So Scotty dominated. Dominated one by one by eight. Also Zach next time you do that printed out first and then measure the piece of paper. Yeah.

“How is this screen? Is this the first time his second child has been in the winter circle?”

Say winter circle like it's a horse race. I don't. I think he won one one one one time earlier. Was there was he too much of a baby? Oh, I don't know. Was he there today? Well, I think he was. I think someone said I think I saw a tweet saying like Remi welcome to the winter surf. Yeah. Then that that would make sense. Okay. So don't jinx anymore. Yeah. Good. Good for him.

Was it is I say elevated event? Uh, it's the I mean, it's yeah. $20 million per person. And I saw that was a

JT they get eliminated. I think now they're starting to like wittle down from 75 to 50, exception, etc. By the way, I love Max unfortunately also is done for the year. I did love Brooks when he was asked about not making the FedEx playoffs. He's like it's absolutely pathetic. Yeah. He's just brutally honest. Better than just being like, well, I was first year back, just trying to work. He's like, no, it's pathetic. He's right. Yeah. Okay. Good who's back, Hank. Thanks.

Anything else you want on the golf world? No. Okay. Me and Polter? What about what happened with him? I said he thinks live is done. That's a report for me and Polter. Let's see, but he's not close lead. Oh, no. He was like a founding member. I mean, overdoing that guy. No, no, no, it's going to happen next year too. You know what to

say? They know that it's going to, here's what's going on. These guys are on the prediction market.

gloom. All lives are going to die. Meanwhile, they're buying a lot of investments and live

“coming back. Maybe stronger than ever. Yep. And then they'll all be rich. Yep. And Hank will be rich too.”

It's facts. Okay. PFT. Um, so my who's back in the week was going to be canodling because it's getting shut down or throats again. And it's part of that larger ad program thing that the campaign from NFL Wags. So I'm going to pivot and I'm going to say just a news thing that I listen to on Friday crazy story from those weirdos in North Korea. Usually they're pretty above board. Guys that you can, you know, trust with a handshake and firm look in the eye.

You know how they've been making money? Because they had all the insurance schemes in the world for the last like 30 years. It was just like insure their buildings. Okay. And then they'd say that they burned down. And then they just wouldn't let the inspectors in from outside the country. And they'd be like, we need to check down for the money for a factory that burned down. That was how they'd make a lot of money. Then it ended up being that no insure will ever

insure anything that they build there again. So what they pivoted to was they figured out how to make fake employees apply for jobs all across the United States for remote work. Okay. And figure out exactly what to say during your recruiting visit or like when they you know interview you remotely. And they've got like chat GP tier like some AI program pulled up. They typed the questions into and then read the answers off to the person that's interviewing them. So there's been a shit

little to people from North Korea getting hired by American companies for remote work. And then after

they get hired they collect like two weeks three three works worth a pay and they never show up at

all. And they don't do anything. That's good. So like Dave's getting pretty awesome. Yeah. Way to make where it's bad. But it's genius. But it's kind of it's kind of sick too. Right. Then apparently like in this economy where nobody ever sees each other anymore you can just get a job and not do the job and still make a little bit of money off it. At the time. So apparently it's like 10,000 people or more that have been getting hired. Now recruiters have figured out a way to

figure out if somebody is from North Korea. Do you know what it is? I don't know. They ask them in the recruiting process. It seems like you're very qualified for this job. We are impressed with the sample that you sent over. We just need you to say Kim Jong-un is a fat pig. And then we'll move on to the next question. And if they just refuse to say it then they cut them off. You're not hired.

“So that's sucks to like the one or two guys that actually liked Kim Jong-un. What is an America?”

Yeah. That would be tough. Yeah. That would be hard one to explain. Like if you're just a big fan. Yeah. Or like you don't like calling people fat. Yeah. What if you're rather raised you better? Yeah. What if your North Korean wouldn't be good to say that and get the job anyways and then give it all that money Kim Jong-un? It's a good point. Maybe he gets some lap dance surgery. It's a good point. Get on the shot. I don't know. He's not that fat. He's pretty fat.

No. He's on those empics just like all the other hot shot. Beautiful Hollywood stars. He's a strong man. You know what it is? It's the pants. It's the pants that just, they're big big trousers. They look like like Trace McGrady, draft night pants. Yeah. That he wears all the time. So I mean, he's a tucked those things in. I'd agree. Oh. Sorry. My who's back the week is sources. We touched on this on Friday show. But it hadn't fully fleshed out. We talked about it. But there was a report on Wednesday

that the bears were going to move to Indiana and be called the Indiana Bears. And I mentioned briefly

“on Thursday. I was like, I think that guy thought he was texting me. Turns out that guy, 100% thought”

he was texting me. There was an imposter big cat who had duped this guy. Ben divine into reporting that they were going to be the Indiana Bears. I don't know how I got roped into this whole thing, but it was quite funny on Friday to to uncover it all and be like, what the fuck is happening. So it didn't pass the sniff test a million different ways. I mean, you guys have known me for very long time. Do I? Have I? I don't think I've ever broken a story. I don't give a fuck about

breaking stories. What story? I don't know. There's got it been won. But wait, what what's sniff test? You're talking about just the name Indiana Bears? No. The sniff test of have am I someone who ever break stories? Maybe like an innocuous one 10 years ago. I don't know. But I'm not in the news

breaking game. If I had a story, why would I just break it myself? Right? Yeah. I've never texted

with this guy. And then he sent him a picture that I had tweeted six months ago as proof that it was me. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. The whole thing was in the other guy's a journalist. He was an analyst. He said he was a plugged in. The most plugged in. He took most plugged in bears analyst out of his bio. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. But yeah. You got to do by fake me. And then ever in life. It's bad journalism. Yeah. Very bad journalism. I did see a report today

that Roger Gdell over the weekend. He met with like Illinois State lawmakers. I says what I've been saying.

stuff. Correct. I think the NFL's going to start putting the screws to the bears and be like, what are you guys fucking doing? This is crazy. So, but yeah, this whole story, the guy reported that they were going to be called the Indiana Bears. And the entire time he was texting with someone who was claiming to be me, who, and I don't know if you guys saw the text messages, but it was like, my fake me was like, just talked to Ryan Poles. Don't want to be associated with the story.

So I'm giving it to you. Guy I've never talked to. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah. And I also don't,

I don't get, I can't break news. I don't fucking have news. People will tell me shit and I still won't say to anyone because I'm like, I don't know if they told like, I don't know if they told like,

“I don't know the rules to journalism. What are you saying that this guy still thinks it was you?”

No, no, we had him on the act and we're like dude, and he was like, yeah, I realized errors are my ways. Yeah. Yeah. But there was, but there was a time where it wasn't just him. It was other people that thought, no, no, no, he reported it. He was like, I'm calling my shot. Yeah. People picked it up then when it was, when when the Macassies did their press conference and were like, no new announcement, everyone was like, hey, you're an idiot. And he was like, I think I've been dupped.

And then DM me and said, confirm you've been texting me and I just wrote back, huh? Yeah. And then he realized he had been dupped. Yeah. That makes a smart guy. It is crazy to think that that was actually you. Yeah. I don't, I, being a journalist, being someone who breaks news seems like the most stressful job of all time. I'm a fucking idiot. I don't want to have that. I don't want to have that burden of having news and being right about

that shit. I'm wrong. I think, like, as a podcast, we're probably like a bunch of 300 hitters, which could get you in the Hall of Fame, but we're wrong so much. I'm pretty right. You're, you're right. That hand thing was definitely right for me. No. But yeah, I, wait, which part? I just want on the record if anyone gets a text from a fake me, I am not trying to break any news ever. If I had news, what's crazy about that is like in that situation, you're not even trying to break

news. Correct. You're, you're telling him to break news. Correct. Yeah. Correct. But I'm not,

I'll never tell anyone else to break news either because I don't get news. And if I do get news,

I sit on it until I see it. And then I just say in my head mentally, oh, I remember someone,

“I think told me that. And then I don't say anything about it. And that's how you live your life.”

Because being a newsbreaker would suck. No offense to those guys, but it would suck. Zack. My his back of the week is going to be in macachav today. Is law macachav, my bad. I'm mixed up with the opponents. Yep. Is law defeated or defended his Walter Way belt against Ian. Really, but this news back is actually about those just a head kick. The head kick is unreal. Oh, I got to see it. And it's sobering or mind around why you just can't. You just shouldn't fight guys.

This, so wait, are you now our MMA expert not Hank anymore? Not next to what I respect. I think it had games. Max hates UFC. No, it does push me for what it did for years and he goes, why are they fighting? No, yeah. Yeah. All right. So yeah, this is why you should just not get into a fight with the guy that has the beard that doesn't connect in the mustache. Yeah. That's that's quickly approaching the call flower year as the two warning signs of do not fight.

Yeah. It's anyone who looks like a beep. Yeah. Don't fuck with them. He's hit him right on the button. Yeah. Well, you guys see that fight of the year on in Peru with the fire extinguisher. That was awesome. Oh, they were in the street fight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So sick. Do you think it feels good to connect with a

“chain kick like that? I think it's like hitting a home run. It's like you don't even feel it. Yeah.”

Yeah, sure. You know that that's a tater. It's pure. Yeah. The head goes with it. Yeah. Because you probably break the chin as you kick it. Yeah. So like your foot kicks through the guy's face. That was good feeling. All right. Good who's back? Good job boys. Quick one of

that's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Hard and then he counts. Love wins second ring in the same year.

Nice. Congratulations. Very wedding. Way to go. What was the first shot? Come on. 2K. Games? You know, you know the first one. He's gonna get mad at us. No. Because he's going to we're going to joke too much that it becomes reality. We're also once the season starts. Right. But like you got to move on. If you put a gun to my head right this second and said, has Gonzaga made it to a final four. I think I'd be like just shoot me. Because I don't know.

Yeah. We've joked about it so much that I don't know the answer. Max, I also found out that that Villanova tried to retire Scotty Reynolds the one. So that would make three ones. Right. That's pretty cool. What do you mean they tried to? They wanted to. Scotty didn't want his jersey retired. Wow. I don't know. He's just like that. Some of my Scotty sources.

Fuck yeah. All right. Three ones. Yeah. Not. We retired his jersey number. Yeah. That's respect. Where where to go. It's just. It's not like I'm pushed. Oh, wait Max. It's like I'm pushed. You said that you said the Scotty. They I said they should have they should have retired. It wasn't about the ones.

“Yeah. Because I think he wore number three, right? No. He wore one. He wore three in high school.”

Okay. Yes. So they did. So it was about the way. He was going to be the third one.

He didn't want his jersey retired. I don't know. Well, I think he would have been the second one because he would have gotten it before Janet Brunston. Yes. Correct. So but as now he's the third. As we stand right now, they're right now. It's retired. Correct. Yeah. This is again furthering my point why no one should ever retire. You could just say yeah. You could say Scotty Reynolds is one of them ones. He's no. Well, there's three ones. Yeah. No, he is one of them ones. He is one of

them ones. If it was retired, I think he'd be one of them ones. No, he still is one of them ones. You wore the one. I think he's more. He's one of them ones. I think he's more one of one. Then one of them ones because he's the one that didn't get retired. Right. Yeah. Then ones are the ones that got their number retired. The ones that. Yeah. He's probably a bucket at her and deny it. All right. Let's go to let's get some poker big farland. Some good idiots. As for get to Bougarys brought you

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Bull Hall of Famer? I did a little Google Congrats on that. How many Hall of Famer are you in? Not many. So when the Senior Bull called, that was the nice little surprise. So did that in Mobile, back in. I want to say that was back in April. So it was pretty cool. Okay. So does that mean that you had like one really good practice? Actually, I think it was the Senior Bull was kind of the launch to a pretty good NFL career.

I think I went down for the whole week. I was a Senior Bull captain for my side. I was the first guy. I want to say I was the first guy from the Senior Bull picked that year. I played almost a decade.

So Senior Bull's always got to find a fine place in my heart because it kind of got things started.

The Buccaneers actually coach me in the Senior Bull. And so when the Buccaneers were picking 15, I knew I wasn't getting past 15 based on the relationships that I cultivated that week. That's cool. So before the Senior Bull, where were you expecting to go? I was expecting to go out high. I wanted to be listen. I knew I was good enough to be the first D-line of pick. I just didn't know the quarterback for going to be viewed as high as they did.

So you had Tim Cales, I feel he's from me. I've done a big now called Call Pepper and then K-bing now. K-bing now before me. Are you kidding me? I mean, you all besides the big now. Like, I feel he's smithed to Tim Cales. I mean, he's showin' about it. He's showin' about it. I know it. Well, where do you want to start? We want to talk all ball,

So you know what? Let's start with here. Preseason. How much do you actually put into preseason?

Or is it? Because this is how I've used preseason. It's basically, if your guys look bad,

“that might be a little bit concerned, if your guys look good, that's how they should look.”

Like, because they're going against base defenses and they're going against, you know, second stringers, third stringers. So it's essentially just don't look awful if you're a, you know, first or second round draft pick. Look, look like you are ready to go for live action. You know, the old sand bug preseason that you hear a lot now. It doesn't count, but it matters. I think that's the biggest thing about preseason. It doesn't count, but it does matter.

I think overall what you want to see is you want to see your high-end players come out healthy, because you kind of know what they can do already. So I'm not concerned, even though Josh Allen played well a couple of days ago, I'm not concerned with Josh Allen, if you did play bad, because I've seen a big enough body of work that I know what Josh Allen can do. I want to see guys that are first, second year, guys or rookies. I want to see the improvement from them.

I want to see them take it from the practice field to the game. And that necessarily, I mean that that we're going to win a bunch of preseason games. I just want to see the individual

“improvement from each and every play. I think that's what I look at it. And sometimes preseason football”

is not about highlights. You actually have to go back and look at the tape and see who's doing what like RVL Reese. RVL Reese, I want to say he had one or two titles, but he played pretty good as a rookie in his debut. So you got to go back and look at that and just watch the tape. So that's kind of what I look at. Many things don't get anybody hurt, especially guy that are

shoe instrumented to team. And then there's always going to be a guy who comes out of nowhere

that you had, even a coach who don't know what his name is that I say, hey, who's 24? And he makes a name for himself and he makes the team. So if, if let's say you have a new offensive coordinator and your team starts with four straight three and out, that's not a concern. That is a concern because if you, if you can't scheme up 10 yards in three plays, there's a new coordinator against base defenses. And I, I probably need to, if I'm going to head coach, I bring him in like,

hey, everything good, are you sleeping enough? Like tell me what's going on. So it's, it's a bit concerning. Yeah. Although I probably be a little bit more concerned and this is directly straight towards you big cat. Okay. If my, if my head coach slash play caller starts saying he wants to average the most points in the league. I like everybody by 30 points. No, it's goals. You know, listen, it's goals. It's balls, but you, but you, but you starting to write some checks that you better

“be able to cash buddy. That's, that's what I want. That's what makes Ben Johnson. He puts himself in”

these spots. He said he showed up. He said I fucking hate the packer. He said I hate Matt LaFlor,

for it's like, I've never met him. That's the kind of stuff he does. You ever hear him

aim small, Miss Small? I definitely heard that. Yeah. All right. So, so did anyone go for straight three announced to start this the preseason? Uh, I don't, I don't know. I'm looking at the commanders because they have David Blau. Oh, first year. Yeah. He did not go for straight three announced. Okay. Look at, like, just a random team. Well, you guys didn't have somebody who went for straight three months. I'm looking it up to see maybe if there's a team out there. Forget. We're going to do

a research real quick. It's the preseason for podcasters, too. So, I don't have the stat right here. Oh, was it, was it, um, no. It's not the, it's not the bears. No. Um, would it be the Cowboys? No. Oh, uh, the ravens. No. That team to play the ravens. Who, who is the Eagles, the Eagles? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The Eagles did start four straight three. That's Max's giving Thumbs down in the booth right now. Is that Thumbs down here? Offensive coordinator. Thumbs down to the question.

Thumbs down to everything. Preseason football. All right. So, uh, what about Buggard? Are you ready to say a, uh, apologize to Ty Simpson for, for, for Trashing that pick? Because he, well, he did look good. I know that you're supposed to look good. But he looked good in his, in his first preseason. No, no, I still think it was a bad pick because I still think at some point the ravens are going to look back and wish they had

a player that could contribute now. That's fair. This season. And I get it. Like everybody, we are so prisoners of the moment. Like as soon as something happens right now, we're ready to put him in the Hall of Fame. Like, this is free season game one. It is obvious to 16. Can we get to Labor Day? Can we get a handbrake on the grill before we start putting everybody in the Hall of Fame? Yeah. That's fair. I had Carson back in the Hall of Fame. And then after I kicked him out and I had

Haynes King in the Hall of Fame. And then I kicked Haynes King out. And now I got Ty Simpson. Andrew Owler. Andrew Owler. Yeah. Oh, Drew, Drew Owler. If I hear 65 to 45 one more time, I'm going to cut my limbs up. I don't know exactly how big the guy is. I prefer to draft. Yeah. It also, it's funny watching Preseason. And like, because like I said to start this interview, you are one of the rare guys who does both college football in NFL. There's a lot of people who

only watch college footballer, only watch NFL. And look, Drew Owler played nice for the Steelers.

isn't going to change my opinion on Drew Owler. I got to see it in a regular season game. It drew a Drew Owler at Penn State. As the tail goes, he left you desiring more, a lot more.

“Yes. I mean, a lot more. And again, the best thing I heard about Drew Owler at Penn State”

was he 65 to 45. Yeah. Wait, how big is he? Exactly. 65 to 65. That should be his nickname. Yeah, 65 to 45. Yeah. Exactly. We talked earlier about how you're in the senior ball hall fame. Did they retire your number? You know what? I don't think the senior ball is going to retire the number 94. Although it was a really, a really interesting week about retiring numbers.

I never thought, I never thought we spent the slowest day of the year, which is the day before

Preseason games again, talking about retiring numbers on the collegiate level where there are 100 players on each team and you only have 100 numbers. My two takeaways from this. Obviously, I think I don't think that Jayden is being represented in a way that's good for him. And I think that he was surprised by a lot of it. And that's not a good dynamic. I think everybody that's met him to a T has nothing but good things to say about the guy. He doesn't seem like he's got an ego

or that he's the kind of person who would be vindictive. But maybe some people that around him are, both of those things. When it comes to the Joe's retirement, my first thoughts were number one Brian Kelly told a hilarious amount of lives in this situation. So he lied to Jayden that he was

retiring it. And then he lied to the guy that he was recruiting saying you can wear it. And then we

got on campus. He goes, "Actually, no, I'm not letting you wear it. I lied to you about being able to wear it when I was lying to you saying that you were allowed to wear it." So it was like a double lie. And then later on Brian Kelly's gone, Lane doesn't give a fuck with Brian Kelly promised for crutes. And then the whole concept of retiring numbers in college is ridiculous. You're right. And LSU's jersey policy just says like, "Yeah, just because we were a tire jersey doesn't

mean that people can't wear it." And then I come to find out that they've got a bunch of jerseys that are unofficially retired at LSU. So the whole discourse is stupid. I'm curious what you think about it, and how you think it's actually going to impact anything on the field either at LSU

“or in Washington. Well, I think it's going to, I don't think it's going to impact anything”

in LSU first of all. I think Lane Kitten for the first time comes out Smith and I like roses. Like Lane did do anything wrong. All Lane did was say, "Hey, it was promised to adhere. We're going to give it to the key at end of story. I can't do anything about what happened with the previous staff." So Lane, Lane, DJ Kicked, come out Smith and I like roses. That's number one. As far as Brian Kelly, Brian VKD, come back and say, "Yeah, I said it." So I give him credit for coming

out after the fact, even though I mean, LSU's given a 54 million. I guess you can say whatever you

want to say now anywhere. It doesn't matter. As far as the JD venues have it all. And you're the perfect person to talk to a PFT because the way I look at this is it's a big miscommunication. And once things start going down here, now you motion gets involved. I think nobody is one the number nine since Joe Burrell left. I think there is a, there is an exercise. I mean, I mean, I mean, I didn't even exercise. There is a thought that, hey, unless somebody's special enough

come along, we're not going to give the number nine out. And Lane is probably going to adhere to that until he gets a special recruit, which is, there's a couple of them this year who wants to

“want to wear the number nine and then he'll give it to them. And so I think the fact that nobody's”

one the number nine, everybody assumed that this was the highest metrophic thing because of Billy Cannon, because of Joe Burrell, and now Jane Daniels. And I think there may have been the same communication with Jayden and then Jayden started seeing people wear the number five and then lack of communication around the number five. I think that if you're Jayden Daniels and by the way, all the memes on the internet are hilarious, like, you know, 10 Jane Daniels touch down, like,

some of the memes that are going on are hilarious online. And it's all fun. But as far as the kid, he's a tremendous kid. I think he's being misrepresented by his personality, people are calling himself. He's not a selfish kid, but this is a classic case of what happens when his team gets involved and the motion gets involved. And lack of communication comes up, because I thought it's back to UPSC. All right, what's this now? You know the discourse around your quarterback in Washington.

It's the same discourse that I hear, it's the same discord that Vic had here. So you tell me, what's the perception? Because I have a perception. What's the perception of your quarterback, because I think right now it comes out looking worse than it did a week ago. Yeah, it's definitely worse than it did a week ago. I think inside DC and amongst commanders fans, I haven't seen anybody

And I don't, I also haven't seen anybody actually blaming Jayden for this, which I think is actually correct up to this point. I don't think it's his fault. But if nothing changes in how he's represented, then you can look at any further missteps that he makes me like, well, it's your fault for allowing this to go on. Does that make sense? It makes it up until a certain point, because Jayden is 24 years old, 25. He's a grown man. Like at some point, you are responsible for the actions

“of your name, either you have to be responsible for them, or you have to denounce whoever is responsible.”

And I think that's a situation that's kind of going on now. I think like, you know, we can be around the bush, Charlie won't. Like, here's the real, because like, we all talk. Like the perception it is that his team quote unquote, his mother and the agent are kind of spearheading all this. Like, let's just be real about this. That's the perception online. That's the perception out there. I don't know that to be fat. If it is, we have a spearheading this whole thing about the Jersey

needs to take ownership, take responsibility, and then move forward. Because allowing it to just sit there, he's become somewhat of a punching bag, and the kid isn't that. He's a tremendous kid. He did tremendous things. They let us you. He's going to be remembered as one of the greatest players that ever came to LSU. And I think that's the way he should be remembered. And right now, some people are forgetting that based on everything that's going on right now. And I get it. This

is just kind of a moment of time. I don't like the way it's being represented, but I also don't like the way his team is representing him and a lot of these situations. Yeah, it's preseason for

moms too. They got to figure out just like the rest of us out there. I think that ultimately,

you're right. I think that it's a tough situation for Jaden if it's his mom representing him, because obviously it's your mother. You love your mother. You have a deep relationship there, and you don't want to fracture that based on a business thing. But that's kind of what you choose when your mother becomes your agent. And she's like, she's certified agent. So she is working for

“him as an employee right now. But at some point, you have to, you know, I think it's unfair that”

people say like Jaden needs to have a word. He needs to talk to his mom. He needs to fire his mom. That's a tough situation for a 24-year-old kid to be in. I think that her friends, if she has any friends out there, her friends need to step in and talk to her about it before the impetus becomes like on your son, because now it has. Because if he doesn't make a change or things don't change, then yeah, it's not like he didn't have any heads up about it. So at this point, it's like

you need to know that this is exposing you to liability. And it's hurting your brand. If you have somebody that's making these kind of decisions like this for you. And by the way, just to light it up a little bit. Like, like, do you really, like, are we really that tied to like numbers? Like, I was 94, they last shoot. I got to the pros. Somebody had 94 and they said, hey, book, I'll give it to you for 25 grand. I was like screw you. I'm going to 92. Like, I'm not

going to pay 25,000 just to where I number. I'll just go to the next number. Yeah, he had a changes number when he got to the pros. He didn't out and had a number. He's like, he's been in the place for a lot longer. I'm going to change my number. I have a compromise here. Let's retire at LSU. How about we retire the Jane Daniels jersey? So nobody else named Daniels is allowed to wear number five.

I don't think you even want to do that. So if there's a SISO, it'll never be, it'll never be Daniels five.

What if there's a six five star recruit? Well, he can get his first initial dot Daniels and then the five. Got it. We can do that. What if it's okay? Yeah. Oh, the Jane Daniels, that's fine too. Just no Daniels five. That's the jersey. No one gets to listen. It's it's it's kind of a weird thing in college football because there's only so many numbers and there's so many college guys on each team. I always thought you can retire the number. Excuse me, you can retire the jersey, but not the number. So the

words, I'm going to take, I'm going to retire the number five with Daniels on it. But I'm not going to retire the number because no, if every great player, I need a prime example. Like if you're at LSU, so Billy Cannon, Bert Jones is next. After Bert Jones, here's, here's the pecking water before we get to Joe Burro or Jane Daniels. You're ready? Glenn Dorsey. The, maybe the most decorated defensive linemen in the history of college football. He won the outland on the,

the lombarded and the girls. He's in the college football Hall of Fame. He was the first round wrapping. He was the first team all American blah, blah, blah. His number's not retired LSU.

And he won a national championship. Kevin Falls may be the most important recruit in the history

“of LSU. All right. His jersey's not retired. So I think before we get to Joe Burro and Jane Daniels,”

like there's a pecking order, just like I'm sure at every college, there's a pecking order that you have to get to. And I think LSU's just a little bit behind right now. Yeah, this

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with code PMT. And here comes the fine print warning. This product contains nicotine is in the addictive chemical. Okay. Back to burger big farther. I got a question for you about college football. So teams that I've fallen in love with. There's some obvious ones. Oregon is obviously up there. Everyone's talking about, you know, they're bringing everyone. You're falling love really easy too, by the way. Wow. Thank you for everything back. Right. I mean, I guess it's a big question for

Dan Lening. I let me let I'll start with this. Can Dan Lening get over that hump because he has he's done a great job at Oregon, but they have they have also been in big college football playoff games where they've gotten a little bit embarrassed. They got embarrassed by Ohio State was the two years ago. They got embarrassed by Indiana this year. So those big moments, those big games that they have to step up to have been fleeting for Dan Lening so far. And I like the

big as a lot. Love Dan Lening. His pregame speech when Oregon played Colorado. I still play that back in my head. You know, you know, you're playing for something. They're playing for clicks.

“It's still one of the greatest pregame bills ever. I think the biggest issue with Dan Lening”

is this. In the biggest games against teams that have equal talent, they aren't physical enough. All right. So he's brought everything from Georgia to Eugene. I think except the level of physical county that is required and it's going to be required when you face the biggest and best teams. And I think that's the biggest issue for Dan Lening. Now, I'll give him credit. They keep not going to the door. They keep putting themselves in position. But you watched the Indiana game last

year. Yeah. Yeah. Don't say more than play well. But there was a level of physical county that Indiana brought to Oregon that I don't think Oregon was expecting. So I agree. I think if we're doing

this on quote unquote, let's go first date to marriage as far as how much I believe in these teams.

I think Dan Lening in Oregon are probably somewhere. We've been dating for a couple of years. I'm not not ridden to marry them, but we're past the first date and we're nowhere near marriage yet.

“Okay. Okay. All right. So I mean, yeah. I think Oregon is be really good. The team, though,”

and I'm not going to say they've been forgotten because they are, you know, the best team in the last 10 years if you'd go resume. But I think Georgia's going to be sick this year. I think their defense is going to is returning a bunch of guys. They couldn't. They couldn't rush the past year last year, but they could they could stop the run. I think that will come and that's the team where it's like it's again. It's not like Georgia's been forgotten. But a lot of fanfare has been

made about our expanding in Texas and they're going to win the SEC. And it's like hold on a second.

I'll take Kirby smart in a big game. And yeah, they got like, like I said with the defense, like Trinda had Chamble's ate them alive in that playoff game. But I do think that they're going to have those growing pains. They got a lot of guys who are going to be in their second and third years where their defense is going to look a lot better. And that nasty like we are going to punish you Georgia defense that won them the national titles. No question. And on the scale of first date

“to marriage, I'm engaged to Georgia. I'm truly engaged. I think that Gunner Stockton is underrated”

to your point that defense was young. Those guys are going to come back. When you talk about Ellis Robinson K. J. Bowdoin to the best secondary guys in the country up front Elijah Griffin maybe the best defensive tackle in America. They're going to run the football. They're going to control it around those cringe. Everybody makes a big deal about the lack of why receivers. They don't need to throw the ball that must take it. They're going to run you clean about your building. So

I like what Georgia's done. And in an era where some teams have 60 transfer players. Georgia only has 10. So the culture of the Bulldogs is still there. They recruit. They develop all those guys are Georgia guys through and through. So yeah, they're going to be right. Yeah, I would definitely pencil them into the playoff. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Who are you married to? I'd be married today to another day. Okay. I think no, I think no today as legit

I think the defense is going to be nasty because they can play man in cover. They got the best

“secondary in the country. I think Marcus Freeman, obviously Lane Kiffin was standing because”

that we I got to love my coach. I think Marcus Freeman is the best coach in America as far as this is concerned. You know, some coaches are play crawlers. Some coaches are some coaches are cruders, some coaches are motivators. He's the best combination of it all. He's young. He's good looking. He can relate to the kids. Like he's a motivator. He's a defensive guy. Like he can do it all. Like the kids don't call him coach Freeman. They call him free. They just say, hey,

like free. Like that's a guy you can talk to. Like I'm like I'm going to talk to free and see what's up. And I coach free just free. So I love Notre Dame. CJ cars probably the most underrated quarterback in the country. Everybody's talking about arch and Dante and the guy that likes to gamble a lot in Brendan Sorrows being Sam Levitt and and the Nora Sellers and all these quarterback. Nobody talks about CJ car. He's awesome. He's awesome. He's awesome. He's awesome. He's awesome. The I love

the saving saving private around here. It's good that he has. I love it. Like it's awesome. And and the schedule is easy, which hurts me because they open the season with Wisconsin. But I have to say, like their schedule, they should not. Now, it's a blessing and curse because their schedule is easy. They should be able to to rattle off 11 wins. But like what happened last year, if they trip up twice, they won't have a lot to make up. They won't have those quality wins down the stretch

“to make up for. But I think they're going to win 11 games. And I think they'll be in the playoff.”

And I agree. CJ car like that his his loss his opening of the last season, the loss against my amy. That's when I was like holy shit. Like I know they lost the game. I was like, this kid is is doing this on the road against a really nasty defense. And he's like, he's not scared of the moment. I think they're a really, really good team. And I love Marcus Freeman. Since you bring up Wisconsin really quick, I don't need a long answer. Are we concerned about looking for a new

coach after the season? I mean, how could you not be? I like Luke fickle. I think he knows it. We had him on a couple weeks ago. He said the hot the seed is hot. Like he knows he's not running from. He's very open about it. He knows that they have to deliver this year. I think the defense is going to be really good. It's like, can the quarterback stay healthy? We've lost our quarterback three straight years. And I know you don't make excuses in football. But he's gone back to the

identity of Wisconsin where it's like, we need that we need the offensive line. We need to be a run the ball. We need to play stout defense. None of this air rage shit. So I'm excited for the season. I'm excited for the season. And the schedule is not as hard as it's been because last year,

“I think we had the worst schedule in the country, which that that's part of that's part of”

college football now is basically the schedule God. It's like one year you're going to have it.

And one year you're not. One year you're going to have to go like three or four, you know, you're going to have to go to Austin. You're going to have to go to to Athens. You're going to have to go to the swamp. And then the next year, it's like, oh, shit. We don't have to do all those. So it really does feel like year to year when it comes to the scheduling. Easy on easy on the swamp. The swamp's not ready to be in that conversation just yet. They might be a big tough one this year.

They're getting better. I love Coach Summer All. I like what he did at two laying down in New Orleans. I like trust me. They're going to be good. Just not yet. As far as the other team that I think deserve to be in the conversation, the team that I'm married, Ohio State, I think the schedule is what it is. I think I got not surprised for you to be at it. Like USC. Okay. Who? I'm not ready to marry USC, but we are engaged. That's. I mean super, super warm, if not hot. And I think Lincoln knows

it. I think this is the most talented he's had. I love the quarterback they have out there. The key with Lincoln, man, is Lincoln has got to evolve. Lincoln was still running the same place he ran at Oklahoma five years ago at USC. He's got to evolve and I think he has. The defense is going to be really good. I think with Coach Patterson, I'm just looking forward to seeing him

because the knock on him is when you get a big game in a big situation, then he doesn't always show

up. So I want to see what Lincoln really does. But other than that, I think after you get past those top teams, Ohio State, I think Texas, I put Texas in that category, Notre Dame, then I think you have to get right there. Indiana, I need to see what Josh Hoover is. Yeah, like Josh Hoover, Indiana, I hear it. It's like big for I've heard a lot about it, but I need to see him on a big stage and see him, again, some top level competition that's not TCU. But if he is as advertised, Indiana is

going to be right there. So then you got Indiana, you got Oklahoma, you got Oklahoma, you got Oklahoma, Oklahoma is one of those teams that their schedule sucks, but that John Matthier's really good. And that's what's nasty. Okay, stop right there. I'll agree with you. The defense is nasty.

Matthier? Now that he's gone all day, they're better on us. Oh, no. CJ Car did that Julian Sam looks like he put on muscle. All these guys are putting on some muscle. Yeah, but Matthier looks like he looks like he's been doing. Instead of four sets of Bench. He did six. Okay. All right.

“So here would be my reply to that. John Matthier, I think, is very, very good. He got obviously”

the thumb injury. He probably came back too early last year with the thumb injury. If you watch him at Wazoo, he was a trick at Wazoo. I think that the, I think Oklahoma knows, John Matthier knows that like for Oklahoma to be their offense to to to to go to that next level. John Matthier's going to have to take the beating and he, he is electric with his feet. He's really good at like, he's not the fastest guy. He's not going to be a little more Jackson, but he can

get you those yards and he's a good runner. And I think he probably put on the weight being like, hey, this is the SEC. This isn't the, this isn't the pack 12 anymore. Like this is the SEC. I'm going to get beat up. I got to be ready to get beat up and be able to withstand the season.

I did think through the first month of the season. He was putting a video game numbers. Like he was

my early early front runner for the high school. And so then obviously he got, got injured and

“needing come back and play well. So I agree with you. I've never seen a good quarterback”

and maybe that's just a professional level. And so this is, this is kind of one of those instances where me covering both is kind of coming in. So on the college level, it may be okay, but I, I usually don't see really good quarterback throwing the football like be really muscular. Like you don't want to quarterback muscle. You want to nice and loose and linear and not, you know, yoke dot, but we'll see. Tibo. Tibo. Checkmate. Okay. Just say checkmate. Just say checkmate,

checkmate. Because you just, I know you disrespect the gators. Oh, the swallows not that good. Tibo was a high school trophy winner. He was maybe the best college quarterback of all time. Okay. Maybe checkmate. Let me ask you a question about about Penn State. Will there be a time this year where we look at Penn State and we say I wonder if they miss James Franklin? Yes, I do think so because I do think they're going to take a little step back because here's

“what you have to ask yourself because it's basically I will state what is that? I'm geographically”

challenged. So is that I will state that's North. So it's going to be I will state North, basically,

because here comes not Campbell and he brings with. I think he says I think it's East, right? Yeah. I agree with North East. It's a good one. You got a good one. You got a good one. You got a good one. I was state. Okay. I'll give you that one. Yeah. I was state of East, and yeah, not really North. But that's fine. Yeah, I was saying North. I like it. North East. Okay. I do think that those players, I like Rocko Beck. I think Rocko Beck is really good.

I just wonder how we would view this team. If I told you, I was state went to the big house to take on Michigan, or I was state was going to Columbus, because essentially, and I know it's not the same. I was the opposite. But you're going to have the I was state brand wearing a Penn State uniform. And so I think at some point that's that that's going to factor. I like Matt Campbell, aka Andrew Lucklight. Like I love Matt Campbell. He looks just like Andrew Luck. That's

my dude. Really good coach. I thought he should have left. I was state several years ago. He was that good. But to your point, to the question, is there going to come a point when they look back? And it may not be this season. Maybe it's after three seasons when you look back and I was state. They go in four, nine and three, eight and four. You're going to year in for the 10 and two seasons of James Franklin. Yeah. So maybe that maybe because James Franklin was good

for 10 wins a year. He just couldn't be to our state and every nine, he couldn't be Michigan. Like he just couldn't win the big one. But he can weaker beat everybody. He could wipe the floor with Wisconsin and all these other schools. But he just couldn't win those two games. So maybe not this year. But maybe in three years when you look back and say, let's look at the

first three years of Matt Campbell. James Franklin wasn't so bad. It's southeast.

No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. I mean, it's, I mean, it's, it's is is more north than, than state college. It's directly east. It's a little touch south. I'm just going to call it north. I'm going to, I'm going to stay with the book around this. Okay. It sounds better. That's fine. I got, I got, I got a bone to pick with you. You said you didn't like the Kyle pits contract. It sounds like you don't understand

the type of player that Kyle pits is going back to the NFL. Oh, actually, oh, I'm on. Do you not like the contract because it wasn't long enough? Because that would be fair. Because I don't know if you know this fact, but Kyle pits has added an exactly one touchdown to his total every single year that he's been the NFL his first year. He scored one touchdown second year two, third year three, fourth year four, fifth year five. If they had locked him up for their 10 years,

view it there. Maybe. How old should you view it? It's we got five years of it. He's going to have six touchdowns next year, Booger. He's seven the year for that, eight year after that. You've locked him up. That's a pretty good production from your tight end position. Here's how I would view it. Think about the take take the money away. And let's just spit ball between us. Let's name the best tight end for ball. You ready? Let's go trade me. Bride, kiddo. Come on. Come on, help me out.

You got me. Kyle pits in 2030. Colson Loveland. Colson Loveland. Colson Loveland. Tyler Warren. Okay. Travis Kelsey. If he's looped up and warmed up, like it would mean. All right. All right. Brock Bowers. How far. Brock Bowers for sure. How far do we get before we get

“to Kyle? That's my point. That's my point. I think he's probably an unloved Travis Kelsey.”

I still take Travis Kelsey over Kyle. Loved up Travis Kelsey. Yes, but unloved Travis Kelsey. Not nice and warmed up if he's nice and warm. And he's gone out and stretched the muscles. And he's nice and nice and hot up. Like I'm taking Travis Kelsey. Right. So, yeah. But I mean, I like the, I like Kyle pits. He hasn't been a generational talent, which is what we said what we were told he was going to be. He was six, six and two, four. And he's a little taller than the quarterback to Rialar.

Much faster to it. Much faster. But he was supposed to be like he was supposed to change the game.

Yeah. Match up nightmare. And I'm always concerned about this. I'm always concerned about

Gahoo has his best year in a contract. You always concerned. It always concerns fair. That is fair. Because that does happen. And then you're like, oh, shit. We just paid for it. It's like, oh, I got paid. I'm not going to have. I'm not going to be as good anymore. But he also has not had the best. Like him and the best quarterback situation. Great moments. Great moments last year. I'm going to say this year. Yeah. You sure. Yeah. That's my point. I, as I started to say that, I was like,

wait, dude, two of my being like playing significant snaps for the falcons this year. It's like, well, I mean, maybe I, I still think Panic says a shot at it. But he, well, I guess if he, if it's, it's perfect. Yeah. He hasn't played. Yeah. Two is, yeah. Okay. I take it back. You're right. Good point. What do you think about the quarterback, two quarterback competitions, Kyla Murray beats out nine JJ McCarthy. And then whatever's happening, whatever you want to call it in Cleveland. I don't know if

it's quarterback come, whatever it is. What are your thoughts on those? So Kyla Murray beat out two people. He beat out JJ McCarthy and then he beat out the author ego nine. So nine is good. JJ, JJ socks. I've been very clear. But nine is the best quarterback. JJ is terrible. The author ego nine is something that like once he gets going, like I saw him who I saw him one time and that was Monday,

“90 Chicago. I think it was Monday, 90 Chicago big. Yeah. We saw nine come up. Yeah. Yeah. Second”

of the net. It was great. Other than that, other than that, we didn't see a whole lot of nine.

Here's what I was saying. Here's my rule of thumb. If you are an incumbent player and they bring

another player, sure position to compete, that you've already lost the job. I don't care whether that's quarterback, running back, left tackle, whatever. If you are an incumbent, Michael Pinnick's JJ McCarthy and they bring in somebody else to compete at that position, you've already lost the job. Because if the organization had faith in you, you don't bring in competition. So we all said Kyla Murray is going to win the job. I think the Sean Watson's going to win the job. I think

two of the talk about low is going to win the job because they brought in like Watson was already there. But the other two situation, they brought in someone to compete with the incumbent and I think that

“person is going to win the job. I think Kyla opens up another dimension for the Minnesota offense.”

Not just with his legs. I was I was talking to somebody who happened to go to practice. And they said that you'd be surprised how much Kyla plays on time. He's not as much of a run around guys you think. Yes, he does. He turns into the role runner at some point. But he plays in the pocket a lot more than you think. As far as the Sean Watson, I mean, if I had sunk,

it was 243 he's got 40. So they brought most paid up 200 million and he's probably played 12 games.

When you want to get something out of the 200 million you pay the guy and you're in 46 more, like I'm going to put him on the field at some point this is economics. If we're not going to be good anyway, we trade the way Miles Garrett, I'm going to put the Sean Watson on the field. He's going to start the season and I'm going to at least get four games out of him. That way I can feel good about paying them all this money. And if he sucks, then we go to sugar Sanders. And it's over.

If he doesn't suck, then maybe we catch lightning at a bottle this year because Cleveland's defense is still legit. Yep. The defense is still good. I think some of the young playmakers

I think the Cleveland Browns could be, I don't hate to say this, but I'm going to say it. I think the Browns could be the surprise of the AFC. I think the Sean Watson, I think Watson's going to want to be better than people think. Okay. Wow. Because what you described, like we might as well put the guy out there and play because we paid it. That's the sunk cost fallacy. That's like I would do the same thing too. But I think most good teams wouldn't, right? Like most

teams, that wouldn't, it's really teams that would never find themselves in that predicament

beginning with. But like just because you're paying the guy a lot of money, we've seen a lot from him. Now, we were just talking about the other week. Like he was legitimately a top five quarterback in the NFL when he was in Houston. So that does have to be here somewhere.

“legit top five. I'll never forget watching him and the post game press conference when”

a reporter asked him a question about some coverage. And he did tell the coverage like like paid manning does on Monday night on the manning cast. Like he was talking about the safety and cover three and call all this in. I'm like, man, that dude is on it. And like we all know he's a book in the run. I just remember the Sean Watson at Clemson, man. Like he was, like he used to wheel his team to win. Now, I know there's a lot this transpired since then.

But sometimes you can turn back to hands of time. I hope, I hope he turns back to hands of the time. If not for this season, just for a moment where people like us who talk after come on this microphone and say, man, it's Sean Watson. Not bad. It's not Watson. I had the time. Is that a massage partner? That's a good name for one. Hansen, I would be good. Yeah. I all right. Turn back to hands of the other. I got a segue for you that that kind

of works. If we're talking to NFL and we'll do this quickly because there's been awesome

burger. We always appreciate your time. I team, you mentioned the FC. For my perspective,

it's like the NFC is so loaded at the top. And the Rams are going to be really, really

“fucking good. The C-Ox should be really, really, really good. The NFC North is whole as a whole. I think”

it's like, I think the Lions are going to have a great bounce back here. I think there's just a lot of the FC has more question marks and more teams that's like, it kind of feels like anyone can grab it. I think I'm buying stock in the Texans because I honestly think that defense is so good. It was so nasty down the stretch that if CJ Strowd can just be like a little bit better than average. He doesn't have to be what he was in his first year. He just needs to just not be as bad as he was

last year. That could be just a dangerous dangerous team. Do you think CJ Strowd can somehow has he hit rock bottom? Is he going to come back and maybe get back to more of what he was to start his career? I think that's the hope for the Texans, but I do think there's some doubt there because they haven't paid him a contract, right? Yeah. Like, all the other quarterbacks after the third year got in their contract, but the two quarterbacks that we have caught up caught down in haven't

CJ Strowd and Bryce Young. Like, typically you get rewarded after your third year and then those guys haven't. If CJ Strowd would have played like his rookie year last year, Texans go to Super Bowl last year without a shadow about. Yeah. Texans go to the Super Bowl to take on Seattle and then

“I think that defense, it would have been a battle of two of the best defenses we've seen. Your right”

big cat, their defense is nasty. It's legit. Two questions for the Texans. Can they run their football? All right, because Joe Nixon, he didn't play last year. I think he's out this year. May after retired. They traded for David Montgomery. They want to be more physical. I love what they're doing there. Can they run their football? How much does Montgomery have to be the feature back without your mere Gibbs and Detroit? And then CJ Strowd. If you tell me CJ Strowd was going to

throw for 3528 touchdowns and four picks, you could pistol him into the AFC title game. Yeah, like you could pistol me. Because I think that team is that team is that talented.

The problem is we just don't know. Yeah. But I do think they're going to be around the ball

better. I mean, remember, they kind of just, they threw away their entire offensive line two years ago. They, you know, do it with the moves they made. And so now you're getting back to, hopefully they fixed it a little bit. But I, I just think that defense is so good. And we, we just, the way they went out in the playoffs was so, so pathetic that it's like, oh, how are they going to ever, you know? But up into that point, everyone was like, the Texans could be in the Super because of that defense.

It's just CJ Strowd. He just sucked. So I'm actually a question. Who would you have more confidence in next year? CJ Strowd or Trevor Lawrence. If I told you, you could have one next year. Oh, which one you take? I would say Trevor. I would take Trevor. I think Liam Cohen has done a great job with them. Yeah. I think that that relationship is going to continue to develop. And I don't know if CJ is going to get back to where he was this rookie year.

Yeah. I would take Trevor just because of the offensive coordinator continuity, like Liam Cohen's

go towards the quarterbacks that get an offensive mind is their head coach. Because you know, even if they trade out offensive coordinators, that's still going to be there. You know, like Kyle Shannon's still going to be there. Show me if they're still going to be there. You have that

“continuity year after year. I think I would agree with you because of the Liam Cohen factor.”

And I think we just saw how big of a difference Liam made. But if you go back two years ago, think about the questions we were having about Trevor Lawrence. It just shows you, yeah, like I think CJ miss Bobby slow a little bit. I do. I think the revolving door coordinator has kind of heard him and Liam Cohen look at what Liam did with Baker and look at Baker last year without Liam and look at what Liam did with Trevor and think about Trevor the year before with no Liam. So I think

that's a good point to make. Okay. Let me ask you this booker. If you had to pick one of these two guys, CJ Stroud or Jackson Dart, who would you go with?

What? Always saying that Jackson Dart is going to be healthy for a six for 17. It's a question.

Yeah. He's out there getting himself hurt and pre-seasoned. You see the blue tent? Yeah, already. Well, first of all, I tweeted this out earlier. Jackson is before though, why does he get, why does he go in the blue tent? Hey, big fella, here's the news flash. When you get hit, don't lay on the ground on a ball like something's wrong. Back up, and they will send you to the blue tent. Yeah. Somebody's telling them that. I think because of the injury factor, I will go see

Jay Stroud and I'd be, I'd really be nervous every week. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I got one last question. It's actually going to be from Zach. I don't know if you ever talked to Zach poker, a Robac question. Alright, show BACK dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Qsips, Polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rowback dot com promo code take. By the way,

“poker, you know that you are on the cover of our book that is out on Tuesday. So that's how much we love”

you. Oh, and by the way, I see you guys have the shirts. Yeah. I need a shirt. I need, I do they run small or big but first of all. I put on an XL and then I sat down and I switched to a two XL.

This is a medium. Okay, so here's what I need. If you can wear an XL, if you're in a two X,

I need a two X team. All right. Don't see. You're on the front cover, by the way. You are, you're, you're, you're sandwiched between what, what a, what a, what a group. It is, Tim Woods to your right. Marc Schlerath above you and then Kyle Long below you. It's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's a run of offensive linemen. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. He's our dungeon master from Dungeon Dragons. He's actually the coolest

of the four of you. Mm. I love it, man. Hey, you know, you know how to do the bus. I appreciate you putting on the book. I can't wait to get my T shirt and a copy of the book. We'll send you one. You got to send you one. Yeah. All right. So Zach, you have the rollback question for Burger. How you doing? So I did have a quick question. We are recently at the Big Ten Media Day. And the energy and kind of the mocks you, some of those coaches are walking around with.

It felt like a confirmation that the Big Ten has stolen the SEC. They've now, but it felt like they'd become the SEC almost and I was wondering if you had any, uh, any pointers on how the SEC can get back to being the SEC because their entire swag has been stolen. Yeah. So first of all, I wouldn't go that far, Big fellow. Let's let's back off it a little bit. That's, you know, as far as the swag are being stolen. You know, you don't, you don't

become the dominant conference of a century almost. And then I'll sudden get your swag or stolen. Mm. Three. Yeah. You've got this stolen. Three. One, two, three. Okay, but okay. No problem. It's been stolen. It's been stolen. You, the fact that you even do a dress that has been stolen means it's been stolen. We're at the point in the crime where we, we're not ready to call it a theft yet. It's just, the Big Ten is a person of interest right

now. Okay. Let's just leave it at that. Okay. Okay. So here's the thing I'll say. The transfer

portal in NIL has leveled a playing field. And what Indiana has done and what Michigan did and what a house state has done has been absolutely phenomenal. And I think the, the adjustment has been quite been made in the SEC. I think going to the nine game schedule is going to hurt the SEC. And it wouldn't surprise me if the SEC doesn't want a championship this year. I think Notre Dame is the best team in the country. And that is a lot of the teams. But I told you I married Notre

“Dame right now. That's how much I believe in now. I do think if you're the SEC, though, if you're”

curbing and you're laying in your rent venables and you're somebody's coaches that have that, see the SEC was about Moxie at one point. Like Spurrier, Urban Meyer, Nick Saben. Like these were coaches that got to the podium. They didn't just win. They got to the podium. They had swag. Like they talked that talk at the podium. Like, Signetti right now, Signetti is that due, because he stepped up to the podium. He says, what's on his mind? Because he knows his team will

back it up. Like I think before we, before the we and the SEC get back to the championship level,

golden, that means Josh Hypo, that means Brett Venables, that means Saur. Like we started to see that just summer a little bit, right? Sark was popping out for a little bit. All right? We saw P going

“in top off a little bit. Like that's what the, when we knew we were the big dog,”

everybody knew we were the big dog. But we had to get back to that again. When Ben Johnson does it, you don't like it. But that's pro football, pro football is the same. He talked a little talk. He talked a little shit. And then he went back to it up and beat the Packers in the playoffs. It's okay for Ben Johnson to not like Matt LaFlor and the talk shit, the Matt LaFlor, but you better be careful. Hey, you better be careful when you start talking shit,

everybody else in the National Football. Oh, wow. Oh, the McVay coaching tree is going to

come for him. Oh, no. What are they going to do? Give him a hard hand shake? It's amazing how

you're demeanor has seen. No, I'm just saying, no, listen, I think the bench could miss the people off this year. But I like to Ben Johnson has this shit to him. He's like, I'm not scared of everyone. Let's go back four years ago when the bearers suck and you didn't even want to talk about the bear. I don't see, but that was me. No, Ben Johnson has changed my life. I know. And now that you want to talk shit and you're good. I come talk like shit. Well, I didn't

talk to shit. I listen, I'm scared about the bearers have a tough schedule. Dude, like I said, already said, the lions are going to be good this year. Like the lions are the team that

“everyone forgot about. They lost a lot of close games last year. I think the lions are going to be”

really good. I anything can happen in the NFL. I would prefer, though, a coach that talks a little shit and has that like swagger, like you said, the SEC needs to get back, has that shit to them, like fuck everyone. I'm here to win games and win, like, win them convincingly versus a coach, like a Maddie Burflus or Madniej use a nice guy to everyone. I'm going to see exactly how you feel about the bears. Number of wins that you would be that you would not be disappointed with

for your Chicago Bears. Give me a number out of 17. I think they got to win 10 games because that seems like the playoffs. So you got to get back to the playoffs. 10 and seven you're good. Yeah, because I think there's there's a way you could be a 10 and seven team and be a good team. Like there's that I like given your schedule. You could be a good team at 10 and seven. You could get the playoffs. It's really not number of wins. Get to the playoffs. Get back to the playoffs.

The FTI, I asked you the same question and I'm sure that can't be a five in it. So tell me the number of wins that the that the commandos could get where you wouldn't be disappointed. I got too much respect for this league. Booker to guarantee anyone we're taking a day by day. Well, I didn't give you more respect for the national football league. The national football league and not the NFL. Are you kidding me? I think I think I'm going to put it out playoffs. No, but whatever it takes to

get to the playoffs anything less than that'll be disappointed. So if it's nine and eight, we get to play

“off some fun. Okay. Yeah, I'll record both of y'all. That's how I feel. I'll be disappointed if the bear's”

don't make the playoffs. And if the commanders don't make playoffs, Dan Quincy later. That's just how it's going to be. I like him as a person. I like him as a coach. But the hot seat is very much there for Dan Quincy because if it doesn't happen this year, then you know they're going to try to hire some like a hot shot offensive mind to work with. And if the bears don't make the playoffs, Ben Johnson is still a genius. I'll figure out who else to blame. You just open up a whole conversation,

really quick. Coach is on the coaches going into the season on the hot seat. Dan Quincy, Aaron Glenn, probably Todd Bowles, who else definitely to stake in Shane Steichen. We like Florio put hard on there, which was crazy to me, but he didn't know. Seriality's got to be on there just because it's Philadelphia. Oh, you. Yeah. And that's a crazy

situation. I've never seen a coach who gets less credit for going to two Super Bowles and win one

that he does. That's a good coach, but you know that he'll be on the hot seat if it doesn't go well. Right. So who are we missing anybody? Oh, do we say talk to the singles this fight? He's kind of inspired. Yeah, I said, I said, I said, but I said, Glenn, we said Shane Steichen, we said, Dan Quincy, who else? I think that's about it. That's probably, I'm trying to think there's a lot of turnover on patient. No, yeah. All the ones that there were a lot last year. Yeah. There was ten last year.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was ten. Oh, Zack Taylor. Zack Taylor would definitely be on the hot seat. He might be going about midseason. I'm a Zack Taylor's good coach, but he would definitely be on the hot seat, because it feels like the whole Bengals situation is there. And book, you're familiar with Joe Brady, given his some of his work at LSU, won the National Championship team.

What do you expect for him as a coach? I feel like basically what I would I expect

is like just a lot of the same offensive stuff for Josh. I don't think much is going to change, but I don't know, like they're going to miss some of that defensive shift that they had to

I don't know what to see my identity is going to be like with Joe. So Joe Brady took over for Sean McDonnell for two readers. One, because he was a really good officer coordinator and

really good with the quarterback. So that has to continue. But the second reason he took over,

because the defense needs to become more aggressive. So bringing Jim Leonard and how he's a defensive

“coordinator, and here's the thing about Buffalo. Buffalo won 10, 11, 12, 13 games every season.”

They got into postseason every year. It is literally super bold or bust. I don't think I've ever seen a situation where a head coach was a rookie head coach and the only thing that he could do to say it was a successful season is get to the Super Bowl. I can't think of another coach and Joe Brady because of the success that Sean McDonnell is in that situation that if they don't go to the Super Bowl, they don't have to win it. But Buffalo at least has to get there. Anything less,

it's a failure. And you fire Sean McDonnell, I think a couple years may be too soon. Okay. I would have said maybe the other way around, because his great coach put the sad losses were just piling up and to an extent that has to affect you on a personal level. Yeah. In a fashion level, but I mean, in order to dance, you got to get there. He got him there a lot. And sometimes the ball just doesn't bounce your way, man. And so now, the the Pagula family has put

and Brandon Bean has put Joe Brady in this situation. It's Super Bowl in a bust, man. Really. I can't

“think of another coach who was a first year coach who that was the only thing he could do to be”

successful. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's a good point. All right, book. You're the best. We'll send you a book. We love having you on. We'll see you again in a in a month or so once football is going, we can talk about real football on the field. But you're the best man. Thank you. No problem. I need a book and a shirt and some more Stella blue coffee, because I'm fresh out. Don, you got it. It's all common. We're going to be brought to you by simply safe.

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MLS. We can't do it. Like that's just too much. Here's Ben. We can't. And when it was against MLS it's like it's it's we've gone too far. So I'm on your PFC. I am now standing. I will I will hold a pitch fork with you hand in hand and be like hey no more of that. I think it's uh it's just like when the brands get too involved in it. Yeah. That's but MLS is too far. MLS. You can't have MLS being fired. You're a quarterback. Yeah. They wouldn't know what it's like to win a real trophy to begin with. That's crazy.

But I actually just have actually take I say I say I say I say me more way. I would be making all the

of works. If it's a team that you root for, you dive really into the minutia of it and you discover

“why it's actually not as bad as everybody's saying. When it's a team that you root against you don't”

care about any details. Correct. And you're like oh this is funny for me to laugh at. I'm just sometimes you got to be on the on the shit into that stick. Sometimes you're the hammer. Sometimes you're the nail. Yep. We have some serious breaking news. Oh, breaking news. You're gonna this this is very close to you big cat. Do you want this? Okay. Do the serious count. Oh yes I saw it. I chewed it. The guy J. Luke Rellie. I don't know if you guys saw this guy. He was on TikTok and he was

trying to throw a perfect game with Roya Oswald on MLB or sorry MVP baseball 2005. The best game it's ever been created baseball game. He went like 1900 games. He would literally just he was just sit on TikTok live. Play the mini game up a hit or a walk or an error. He would just stop the game

“and restart it. He he started I think 1900 games. He is officially thrown a perfect game. Congratulations”

to J. That's an incredible accomplishment. I had to say I watched way too much of this. I would just

tune in. He would there was a stretch where I watched. I watched him just like give up a hit and like five second innings in a row and I was just like what am I doing? Good for that guy. Good for him. Good for him. Good for him. Congrats to J. Okay. Mount Rushmore time. We have the Mount Rushmore of professions that deserve walk-out music. The scores are memes max in myself 51. For the first time I believe all of Mount Rushmore season we have a new team in second place. Hank and Zach

with 38 and then PFT with 37. Anyone's game. Road dogs. Where are we now? Road. You're like a cow tuck. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We guys ready. Yeah. Not really. I'll be honest. Probably not. Okay.

We have first pick. We have first pick and then Zach and Hank and then PFT. Okay.

“Oh no. You thought you had third. I think it's that. Oh my god. You strategize for”

it for your second inning and I was like this was on me. I was like yeah we got third. I was like I actually feel like we got it. We got them. We got the order down now. We didn't have to double check. Okay. We didn't. Okay. Okay. All right. So we have first pick. Yep. I think it's only fair. We talked about this which Hank. Hank declares collusion because we're like oh it's the one we talked about. He's like collusion. I was like Hank we talked about it on the show. Thanks for listening. He's like

oh yeah I didn't catch up. Public public and uh but yeah we started this Mount Rushmore on the show last

week I believe or two weeks ago but we throughout there then and we'll throw out for our first pick

doctor. Doctor having walk out music where you come in. You got a good prognosis and it's something happy. Maybe some like hollow notes or yacht rock. You come in and it's like hey you got a torn ACL. It's the NFL injury. It's the Fox injury music playing. It'll be electric. It's like this is any you know like you get you know if you get your balls touched. You're gonna want some some type of like boutica wow wow music going you could you could do it all. Maybe it touched tunes when you

sit down on that on that stupid paper on that table. Touch tunes should be everywhere. Yeah that's another Mount Rushmore places that should have touched tunes. Yeah or things that should be everywhere. Yeah things that should be things you like that you wish wearing more places. Yeah okay we'll do that later this week. All right so doctor is our one one and now we're all right we're going to go with firefighters. Okay we thought about it. They kind of have already have walk out music. It's

a silent. Yeah but like imagine them like having like no music like they were like blasting like on the way to a fire. Yeah do they do like like thunder struck like walk out of the jungle. - A courier graft walk-out. - And just salmon. - Like, my babies in that room, and they're like, "Too busy doing their... - Yeah.

- Well, like a man's like, "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - The truffters are like a closer, yeah, it's like a closer, like all of a sudden, like they're sitting in there watching, like TV, whatever, hang out, and then all of a sudden, enter, enter, say a man comes on. - No, it's the same as the five, it's in the lieu of a siren. - Siren. - Got it.

- You need to keep the siren, though. - Yeah, siren is very important. - Right. - For, like, yeah, absolutely, like, music, music, music, music, music, music, music. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Blaring down the street, getting the drive, and the sound, but the walk-up, like, the walk-out music.

- This is my one one, so I'm happy that it made it third. I'm going to take Judge. - Yep, we had it. - Damn it, Judge. - Yeah, I thought about it, it made it, maybe made it. - It's a good pick. - Yeah, no. - Because the Judge interest in the courtroom already has that moment where everyone's looking around like, "Oh, it's just going to be silent for a while." - But, like, chill out. - If that has some good serious, like, some vibe artists come out. - Like, imagine if Dream's nightmares came on. - That's good pick. - We had when the Judge was gone too. - Yeah.

- Sounds like it was Max's one. - I saw it, it was his one after we talked about how we had talked about it. - I know about the more I was thinking about it, I was gonna say, "I was gonna come up with it. I thought of Judge."

- I never said that I came up with it. - Why are you so upset? - Why are you so upset? We're trying to fuck you up.

- We're fighting for Mount Rushmore. - No, we're not! - See, I take pride in our Mount Rushmore. We're not giving up. - When you guys, you guys would rather us still play? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is all working out great for me. - Max wants you to use our fighting. - Max, I don't know why he got all mad. He's getting all upset over there. - I do think once you've clenched though, we've got to have a car. - Yeah, once we've clenched it, but we haven't clenched it.

“- Absolutely. - We've got one second place. I think it's three weeks. - Yeah, like, what if Max got injured during a meeting with Mount Rushmore? - You guys know what to do.”

- What was that? - What? - Yeah. - Nothing. - That's coffee. - What was the call for? You guys know what to do? What should they do? - What did you drink in the water? - What did they know what to do? What was that about? - I was just coffee. - I did seem to seem very suspicious. - Really suspicious. - I'm not sure what it means.

- I don't either, but how bad it could be. It probably doesn't make any sense, but it doesn't make any sense. - It doesn't make any sense. - It doesn't make any sense. - It doesn't make any sense. I was coughing. - You're suspecting. - The serious move, like messed up my throat. - You know what to do? - You know what to do? - I don't know what to do. - I don't know what to do. - I don't know what to do.

“- I don't think anyone knows what Hank meant by it, but... - Especially Hank. - Feed you, my picks?”

- No, no. Throw it? No! - We could never throw. - I know. I don't know you guys know what to do.

- I can't feed up to your other picks. - All right, so judge one and then second. I'm going to go with Benny Hanna-Chef. - That's good. - That's good. - Yeah, before the meal starts, shows up at table, maybe spends the spatulas around, gets into the first trick. - That's good. - As a music still going, thunder struck again would be great for that. Thunder struck is just... it's the perfect walkout song. - Yeah, anything. - Yeah. - We are going to go, is that you say it for two... don't be sexist though. We'll just go with the sales.

- Oh, okay. - Sales person. - Sales person. Okay. Like, I'm thinking of the guys, they're basically like the pyramid scheme guys, where it's like they do like the pump-up music. - They're coming out to fuck you. - And it's like... - Like this sales, they're trying to screw you some. - Get ready for this meal. - Yeah, that's what you get fired up. - Like time shift. - Is that walkout music or is that just music in the meeting before? - It's walking out from the elevator to your desk. - Got it. - Like, just start your day. - Yeah, yeah. - Before you put your thoughts on that, that's the walkout music. I like you do to start, yeah.

“- All right. I think we go three and nine. You guys like those? - I don't like three. - What?”

- I like seven or eight and I like fourteen. I think nine we can get last. - That's fine. - No, I think we... seven. - I like twelve. - Nine is much... nine is strongest. Let's just go with nine. Let's go. - No, no, we could save it. - But if it gets picked, I'm gonna fucking be... - All right, let's take it. Let's take it. Let's take it. - No, let's take it. - No, no, you're right. Let's play this correctly. - I said, let's take it. - What did you say? - For the record, I said, let's take it. - Didn't like three?

- Three is a strong one. - All right, go for it. - Memes? - Yeah, go for it. All right. Our next pick is going to be substitute teacher. When your substitute teacher walks in, no better feeling. - Yeah, what you don't like that? - Memes, I talked about this. I just think it's like, you're already... Like, what if the substitute teacher has lame music? Like, they're screwed. - No, they have awesome music because there's... - It's the substitute teacher. - I know, think about substitute teacher, like... - Yeah, but that's the...

- substitute teacher walks out with the TV. - Yeah. - Yeah, they're like, "Hey guys, we're not gonna learn today. Here's the fucking thunderstorm." That was the example I gave the other day, and it's like, yeah, substitute teacher, it could also go the other way, where it's like, that's the sub that means business. - Yeah. - And so it's like the undertaker. - There's no substitute business. - But that would still be... I think it's the sub that means business.

- There's always a couple of subs, I mean, if you have a date, but you don't take them seriously. - No one takes substitute teacher seriously. - That's a day off.

- Yeah, but yeah. - I'm not even saying that, as a knock, I'm saying that intimidating music for your most intimidating sub would be cool.

- Fourth round, but I think this is all time I need this blackjack dealer when they change over. - Okay. - Did you guys have it? - No. - No. - Yeah. - Did I have it? - But it is. I mean, you know the change over when you've been sitting there for too long and they do their hand thing.

“- Mm-hmm. - And then you get something special. - Especially if you get thunderstorms. - If you're... if you're on a cold streak you need to need to switch up.”

- And if you're on a hot streak it's gonna be like the Star Wars music company being like, "This guy's about to kill me." - Blackjack dealer. - Do you like to pick? - I don't know if I was playing blackjack and like someone like I would be intimidated. Because you know, walk out music like you think closers, you know? - I need the vibe of the person. - Like what if he comes out to the Undertaker music and you're like, "Oh, I'm just gonna die." - Mm-hmm.

- It's all about where you are, where you currently are. - Yeah. - If you don't have a hot streak and then like all of a sudden... - But if you're not on a hot streak you'll take any sort of... - Yeah. - Switch. - Yeah. - It's not as strong as like a dude in a zip-up vest coming out of the elevator to sit at his desk for nine hours.

- You never done sales. - Yes, I have. It's not fun.

- Yeah, you need a little motivation, you need a little inspiration, you need a little pepping your step. - Okay. - I bet we do have a very high percentage of sales people listeners. - Yeah. - It's hard job. - Yeah, tough job. - You got a fucking special. - Tough job, man. They tell you, smile and dial. - Tough hole, man. - What? If we took the four most common jobs, what percentage of those are the biggest amount of listeners?

I actually think sales guys, it's less because maybe like traveling sales people because they're on the road. - Right. - I think students won. - Well, if you did percent, if you did not totally... - Yeah, not buying the four most common jobs. - If you did not total number, but percentage, like if there's 300 of these jobs in the world and 280 of them, that would be the highest percentage, obviously, but not obviously like there's more sales people.

“- Scouts, NFL scouts. I think we're like 90%.”

- Every time we saw... - Every time we saw people. - Every time we've gone to a college game, scouts would come up and be like, "I'm in my car all the time and I just like listening to bad opinions." And we're like, "Thank you so much." - I was going to say college tight-ends.

- I think we're probably about 95%. - Yeah. - If you're a tight-end on any college football team, doesn't matter which one. Thanks for listening. - All right, Hank, you're up.

- We're in a weird spot. - Okay. - 'Cause you're ready to buy? - Why? - Yeah. - 'Cause I thought it was a good pick, but no, I'm saying guessing it. I don't know what these other ones. - Uh, let's make a good pick. - Let's just trust the gut.

Let's got us to second place.

- Mom's. - Okay. I get it. I get it. I get it. - What? What kind of what? - What do we have here? - We have here.

- The rules could be Taylor Swift, could be Ms. Rachel, could be like if they're trying to lay the law down. Like it's dinner time, like you put on some scary music. - I don't hate it. - We're getting ready to go. - I don't hate it. - I hate it. - I hate it. - I hate it.

- One of the hardest jobs ever. - It's ridiculous, but I don't hate it. - I get it. - I get it. - I'm just thinking about it.

- Respect the moms. - Yeah. - Respect the moms. - Okay. - Take that. - That's going over the work. It's a good pick.

- That's going over the work.

“- That's a big. - That's honestly a bank.”

- You know what's crazy is. I had moms. - Did you? - I did not have dads, but I don't think about it. - I think dad's better.

- I'm going to want dad. - I'm going to want dad. - My computer. - Dad. - I'm taking dad's. - So you think dad's a harder job than mom. - No, I think dad's not the...

- No, I think dad's not. - I think dad's not. - No, I think dad's not. - You think dad's is a funnier pick because dad's like way more likely to fuck stuff up. - Like in their intro or taking themselves way too serious and in their intro.

- And then coming to screw everything up. - I don't want to tell you how to do your mouth rush. - Is dad's the official pick? - Dad's in the pick. - Step dad's will be so funny.

(laughing) - Take it. - Step dad's. - No one wants to see the step dad's show now. - I don't think in actually step moms might be even better one.

(laughing) - Step dad having music would be because he'd just be like, "Oh, like maybe even just a laugh track." - Boom, boom, boom. - All right, my last one.

I actually thought about taking first.

- I'm glad that it lasted this long. Pizza delivery guy. - When he shows up around. - Yeah, I wanted to take that. - Last round when I said that blackjack would come back.

- Yeah, Pizza delivery guy. How awesome is that? - All right, everybody's looking forward to it. You get a smoke machine going to knock on the door.

you do the guns, maybe a little back float, maybe this splits. This real classy shit. - Who's up?

“- Me and Zachary, I'm telling the town's actors”

follow this heart. - Okay, follow it. - You see thing four or six? - I think follow your heart. But you think we just do that one?

- I think it's hard. - I think it's hard. - It could work. - All right, we're going to take escorts. (laughing)

- Okay, okay. - I can see my mom's in the escorts. - Solid. - We have to be awkward if they had the same music. Firefighter sales, mom's escorts.

I like the Mount Rushmore. - We're just trying to hit different pockets of the-- - Yeah, you did. - Job economy, you did them all. - Mm-hmm.

(laughing) (laughing) - Let's get down to this little move on on the way. It means like, is it? - Yep.

- It made me, I was pretty back and forth about it.

It really wasn't sure, but it did--the first time you said it,

it was the hardest I laughed when we were brainstorming. It could have just lost its draft, but it-- - No, it's hard. - He followed his heart. - I like eight.

- On. I like six. - What about--what about four? - You guys already took eight? - No.

- No? - Eight. - You're losing the plot right now. - I don't think I'm losing the plot at all. - All right, go for it.

We're gonna get lost. - Do you guys want to take eight or four? - Eight. - All right, fine. Max, go ahead and take eight.

- Ah, astronaut pulling up, pulling up to the-- - Good pick. - To the rocket ship. - Okay. - astronaut showing up.

- Yeah. - And they have a very big, like, entrance moment

“anyway, feeling the communications are kind of important.”

- Oh, and they're not for a firefighter. - I mean, I saw Armageddon. There's, like, a slow-mo shot. - Yeah. - We've got music in there.

- Correct. - They're walking up. - Yeah, so that's basically what they're walking up. - And they got that shit on. - Yeah.

- What do you think astronaut is a better pick than Zamboni driver? - Yeah. - That was four. - All those four.

- Zamboni? I don't think it's bad. - Zamboni driver. - Zamboni. - Zamboni.

- Those guys are awesome. - They do have their own song, too. - All right. Honorable mentions, memes said mortician. He said, "What are the guys that burn the bodies?"

- Yeah. - Okay. I did that. I don't have, I had grave digger on mine. - That'd be good.

- Yeah. - I had Jehovah's Witness. - That was a good one. - Were there at your door? - Yeah.

- Walking up to your door. - Baby center. - Yep. - Baby center showing up. - Ground screw.

- When they bring out the tarp, they should get their own music. - Yep. - For sure. - Or when they switch out the bags, they need music. - It's a classic surgeon.

- Ooh. - Okay. - Meteorologist. - Waiter. - Bring it out the food.

- Yeah. - Or like the first time you see your waiter.

That's always a big moment where you're like, "Oh, shit.

It's going to be a good waiter, bad waiter." - And president. But they kind of do. - Yeah, they do. - Hail to the chief.

- Yeah. - Do you think dentists, or was it the only one? 10th or plumber would have been a better one. - We had plumber. - Plumber.

- Plumber. - Dentists, he just also is just a doctor. - We just had Fosoli. - Yeah. - He should have walked out of his head.

- So I just hit him specifically. - He's a good one. I had brain walker. - Yeah. - And just tubas.

- He does it. - We had podcasts. - He has one in his head for sure. - Yeah. - He has held on the chief and then it is head when he walks around.

- He's burned from walker. - Or he's a pretty little guy. - One pulled. - One pulled. - Like a zombie.

- That'll be the theme.

“I'm going to write my theme song for what's his name?”

What's the show called again? - Rasslin. - No, there's other show. - Oh, most of sports. - No, there's other one.

- Football? - No. - Morning sunshine, yeah. - The football show? - Ball show.

- Ball show. - Yeah. - No. - It's the new one that he's doing. - Yeah.

- There's someone who brand's doing. - That doesn't. - The ripping packs. - No, not that one. - No, no.

What was it called? It was like. - Mostly. - No. - Hmm.

- It was more cowbell. - No, it's not more cowbell. - The recratchables. - None of them. - The recratchables.

- Recratchables. - Oh, quick picks. - Not the long one. - Oh, yeah. - Not walk the line.

- Pick central? - No, not pick central. - Sorry, sports central. - Sports central. - No, not that one.

- Sports, go ahead. - Sports, go ahead. - I guess we'll never--

- Yeah, we'll never know.

- Survival. - We'll never know. - We'll just show the brand walkers on where he's talking about his show and college football. - Hmm. - That I'm going to maybe do the bull boom, bull boom.

- Yeah. - I'm bringing the walkers. - Oh, wake up walker. - Wake up walker. - Oh, no.

- That's not it. - Unpire should have walk out music. - You know, West should have walk out music. - Three blind mice.

- That absolutely should happen.

What else do we have? - Pilot. - Bank robber. (laughing) - That's a really good thing.

“- I wish you had taken bank robber instead of...”

- I, yeah. - I do. - We just take a walker patient, like, 'cause I had an actual occupation. - Probably over there.

- Yeah. - And what's got to do it? - I also watch, I don't know if we both watch it at the same time in the hotel, but I also recently watched Armageddon

inside T.C.O.L. Jiller. - Hmm. - That's a good one. - That's a good one. It's good.

- I don't think I've ever seen Armageddon. - I should see it all the time. - It's good. - The forensic team. - In, like, a murder scene.

- Yeah. - They show up. - Yeah. - Just in shit. - That's a good pick.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- That would be good to see them.

I have a walk outside. - Or just to get detected. - Or any detective that's about to get into, like, a jurisdiction. - Yeah.

- You know, at a crime scene. - Basically just like... - This is my scene. (laughing) - Meem said a wrestler.

- He's right about that. - Yeah, a wrestler. - Yeah. - They'll have them. - Sure.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - That's a stripper too. - What about just, like, all of us, just average Joe's when they go home.

- Yeah. - Dude. - Every dude. - Little e-coach. - Mmm.

- That's good. - Yeah. - They probably are some travel ball teams. The little e-coach has their own walkout. - 100%.

- Pot's down. For sure, does that. - Ice cream, man. - Yeah.

- They should have a song.

- They should have a song that way. - Kids can run up to? - Yeah. - People know it was them in the neighborhood. - Yeah.

- Wait, don't they? - Yes. - He did, Joe. - Animal control. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - The zoo feeder. Like, when they come out to feed the gorillas or something,

I'd be kind of cool.

“I feel like you should deserve a walkout song.”

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Animal control. - Yeah. - You're coming over.

- I'd be like a pasta. - There's a snake in your house. - Yeah. - Don't worry. - The man's here.

- For sure. - All right. Good show, boys. We did a little of everything. Part of my book, "Out Now," or "Out August 18th,"

if you buy it, it will probably show it in a day. - Yep. - That's that fast. - Oh, that actually would be good. The Amazon delivery guy.

With a big package. - Yeah, that'd be a sick one. - They got the trucks that make the loud ass beeps. It's pretty much a walkout song. - They do do loud ass beeps.

- It's the craziest beeps. - Yeah. - They are crazy ass beeps. - Okay. Good show.

Number five. - I think that was a map. - Yeah. - That's the max. - And it's illegal.

But if it makes you happy. - I'll take three. - You can have it. - You can have it. - You can have it.

- Hank, do you want it? - I'll take it. - I'll take 15 seconds. - Passing away stolen property. - I'll go, I'll go four.

- The cops show up. It's like, oh, what's wrong? - 15. - 169. - 169.

- 10. - You got it. You got it. You got five. - I'll go 76.

- One, two. Five. He has worn five. - Paul's carron. - 10.

- 98. - 76. The brown actually wears 23. - What? - Oh, they're definitely going to do

like a score exactly 76 on a golf course challenge. - Oh yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That sounds great.

That's a great idea. - You should listen to this. (audience cheering) - It's stupid for him. - It's grandma.

I don't think we could get 76. - Yeah, we could. - No, it's you. - I don't know. - It's all right.

- I don't know. - It's all right. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah. (audience cheering) - 37. - 37. - 37.

- Anyone. - Anyone? - Anyone? - Someone more. - 169.

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