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“March 4th in fellas. I think we should cancel the NCAA tournament.”
Okay. It's over. COVID-20? Nope. Duke 2026. Why are we even playing this? Yeah. I mean, do get would be a massive disappointment if they lost. They reached last on Monday night. They played NC State. I thought, oh, this is a this is a chance NC State at home. They're desperate. They need a win. No, no, no, no. They were it was like 18, 18 game that Duke just stepped on their throat. This is the best team in the country. It would be an all-time epic failure. If Duke
doesn't win the national title, I saw the numbers. They are the first time I believe that a team
has reached plus 40 in Ken Palm since 1999 Duke, which was the best team ever until they played Yukon in the finals in Lost. But it's insane how good they are in terms of the ratings, the rankings, what they're doing to teams. They are absolutely killing teams. They are if you just go points per game for the last three national titles or sorry, the Yukon 2024 and 2023 Duke is beating them. Their defense is ferocious, absolutely killing. They're plus 20.6 in terms of
points per game. Number one nationally, this team has it all. You're a gambling guy. They can't though. If they were that, that favored. Why? They should be minus one. They're plus 320. Now, this should be minus 330. That doesn't seem like that much of a difference. They play to
“get to really, really, really, really, really good team last night though, Hank. That's what you”
don't understand. Hank, the NC State Wolf pack. What did I tell you, Hank? They reached the plus 40 point Ken Palm. Again, the last time a team reached plus 40 was 1999 and nine Duke,
One of the best teams of all time.
that I have to keep bringing that up, but it did happen. And then the next closest team was actually
Duke last year, plus 39.29. That team, if you play the tournament a thousand times, they probably
“would win it 999 times, wouldn't you say? Well, you have to. So Michigan this year is actually”
better than Duke last year in Ken Palm. Yeah, but Duke this year is better than Michigan. This is your correct. Barely. Also, there is maybe some noise to be said about Ken Palm. I love Ken Palm. It's a great tool. They do do this based on the average college basketball team and because of NIL and transfer portal, the average has gotten worse. So there will be maybe inflated numbers going forward, but that is irrelevant. That is counter to my point. I would say the best team and they're
going to win it all, we should cancel it. And this goes along with what you're doing to Duke, but yes, if they lost, what am I doing? Well, no, I'm I'm tying in the net. Okay. All right. If they lose this year, that would without question be the best two year. Like, they'd be a dynasty of chokers. Correct. Like back to back all time choking losses in the NCAA. I hope that doesn't happen.
We would have never seen anything close to this before. Like losing this, that's like Germany
in wars. Yeah. In the middle of the century, like two massive, massive favorites that just completely blow it. And I hope that doesn't happen because I'm willing to stake the the podcast reputation on Duke winning it all this year. Now, if they don't win it all, we have to say sit here and be like
“hand up. We fucked up. We got it wrong again when we said it was Duke's year again. I think”
hey, should get a cat. We would have to do that. But we're we will do that if we if it if unfortunately Duke does loose. So all time chok. Like, I think it would be like a nine point lead in the championship and losing the game level choke. I think it would be the, okay, Hank. I don't ever have there. I think the. I got to look. Well, I think I'll see if that's happened in history. I think
would be the biggest. Oh, did 2015. I think it would. Yeah, because Coach K went and paid off the rest.
That's fine. Oh, against Butler. One foul. Actually, against Wisconsin. Yeah. Oh, Wisconsin had one foul going into the half time. Oh, yeah, we're going to blow the whistle. I honestly, I don't want to be hyperbolic here. PFT because we don't make those type of statements. We're kind of, you know, middle of the road podcast. We don't make crazy takes. I think it would be the biggest sports story of all time. If Duke did not win the national title this year. All time. All time,
like I'm talking every name of sports story, even adjacent sports. OJ in and the chase in the murders. That's an adjacent sports story. It would be bigger than that bigger than deflate gate. Bigger bigger than last city bigger in Hernandez bigger. Spygate bigger Duke, not winning it all this year would be the biggest, the most consequential sports story of all time. Not our life times of all time. What about the equipment manager from the New York Giants that kept throwing
practice helmets down the stairs to make them appear game worn? And then he got away with it at the end. Okay, that one might actually. That's a massive story. That was a massive, massive story. Nobody talked about that. Who could forget that story? Listen, why I do think if you look at the totality of the last two years, what Duke has, what they've put out on the court, it would be kind of shocking if neither
“one of those teams won. Hey, what is it? It's March. All I hear is this is March and I think it”
can happen. No, you may have then simply turn them in. The stats you just gave also like counter counter actor argument. Why? Because you're said they're the best team, but the other teams that you named also lost. The other Duke teams? Yeah, and there's changed a lot. Yeah. Oh, that's weird. I didn't realize that. But that's proof that anything can happen. I think so that means to, to the other best teams of all time were Duke and they lost. It's almost like there's a system. That's, that
we, I'm just, I'm the numbers guy. You know that. I'm a stats guy. I bring the stats. This is what Hank does, too. When I say a stat, he just fucking picks it apart and goes crazy on it. I think that this might be the year for Purdue. How about that? I think that Purdue, no one's talking about Purdue. They've been hovering around the top. Every time they start to be discussed in the media, it feels like they lose their next game. I'm going to say Purdue, my money's on Purdue
or Nebraska this year. So also Wisconsin was better Ken Palm rankings in 2015. Then who? Then Duke. But not this year's Duke. We're talking about this year's Duke. I don't know why you keep going in the path. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just historical stats. Maybe there's no sense what you're talking about. I'm just, it's, there's, but we're, let's stick to, to right now right here. Got it. We're talking about right now right here. And I'm only talking about teams that are
plus 40 or close to plus 40 in the Ken Palm error. Got it. And that would be Duke last year in Duke 1999. Both teams ended up with an actual title. But again, these are stats. I, I don't know why you're, you're getting upset about this. I'm, I'm, I'm pro Duke here. They're going at all. What? Max, you, you watch college ball. You know, team that's in close. The one thing I really want to note is Zach had no idea. He, he turned to me while you were doing this. He's like,
Is Duke really that good this year?
This, this Duke team better in the Zion team. What, wait. No, that Zion team. Did they win a? No. Oh,
“shit. They're really good. Yeah, because they're going to this Duke team's going to win a title.”
By the way, shout out to Arizona as well. They, they clinched the big 12 on Monday night. Pretty impressive. Can I say the, and this is stupid, because it's when our, and we don't do bits on this show. I think everyone agrees. We give it straight to the listener. But, uh, you know, we've talked about Mark few before, can't win the big one. Can't get to the final four. Tommy Lloyd being a Mark few disciple, even though Arizona is really, really, really good. Yeah.
I'm just like, guys, get choke and march. Well, that's, it's a good school to talk about with that. Like, you go back throughout the years with Arizona and you had guys that were legendary coaches there that they could not get to the final four and took them a long time. It's one of those schools where it's fun to be like, I don't know if Arizona could do this. Yeah. Yeah. But it would be,
would Mark few get to share in the first final four if they went? I, I think so. Uh,
“I think that if, if Arizona goes to the final four, you have to give credit where credits do,”
and that would be, yeah, the Godfather. Mark few and Mark two dogs. Yeah. It's two dogs are sitting in the front seat somewhere. Front seat for a deep. They should do DUI sniffing dogs. Like, there should be a dog that you can have chilling in your car. You get in. You're above a point away. Your dog just like bites you and won't let you turn the ignition on the car on. Yeah. I'm nervous. I, I don't, this is the point of the show where I don't know if Hank has,
there's two options. Hank has one checked out or Hank has deepened the lab of looking up stuff. I, I got him. He's trying to look up stuff. I got to be honest. I don't
powerful, which also could quickly turn into just checking out because you weren't able to find
this stuff. I don't think that Hank is locked in on college basketball. I don't think. Well, because I think that's going to start like once tip off of Thursday, then Hank will put in Hank's defense. Why would he be locked in? It's a four, it's a four gone conclusion. Come on, you're supposed to win. I'm locked in a college basketball, Hank. Yeah, since the Super Bowl, I, listen, I'm not a guy that has room in my brain to care deeply about college basketball,
while college football and NFL football is going on. There's it. It just doesn't work. I can try doesn't work. So my cycle, which I have every year, right after the Super Bowl is over, I get heavy into college basketball. So yeah, I am a, I'm big time into college basketball, right now. Big time. It's big time. I told you, I told you my picks. I got, it feels like the visualization pick of his, oh, and his last year going back to Final Four, feel like that's going to happen.
I like Houston a lot. I've been time in the coogers. I think I timed it perfectly. And then obviously, you've got the juggernauts in Nebraska and the other juggernaut Purdue, Purdue. Just winning cultures. All right, Hank. He's locked in. That's my Final Four right now. I don't care. The bracket says,
“that's what it doesn't matter if they're all in the same route. Doesn't matter. They're going to”
like life finds away. Yeah. I actually think I should probably donate my ticket from Florida and you con because they're what's the point of having it, right? With Duke. Yeah. Yeah. It's six. Come on. Just throw it out. The, the other, the other college basketball story that I saw. Did you guys see the big 12 court? The big 12 court for the conference tournament. Do you see it? I have not seen it. Yeah, back 12. No, the big 12. The big 12 court is sick. The big 12, Colorado is in the big 12.
In Arizona State's in the big 12. I saw the Arizona State. It is a glass court. That was, that was perfect. You guys had an art. You guys had a who doesn't watch who watched college basketball off. Yeah. P. F. D. He's like, I didn't see it and Hank's like, back 12 because Colorado. Well, I saw Arizona State. Yeah. There's a big 12 for the recommended. I also was not. That's been a big college story. The pack 12 doesn't exist anymore. Does not exist. Well, it actually does. Well,
you technically. Yes, and it's not growing. It's a pack. It's Aga. Yeah. Because Aga's going to be in the packed 12 next year. Is it? It's yeah. It's that was the last, uh, talked about regular season game. Yeah, I got you there. In the, too, hit him to the forehead. No. Yeah. So the big 12 court, this new technology, it is glass, and they can change it in a click of a button, like they can change it from one home court to the other. I, I hope and pray that they can play potentially like another game on the
court while the games being played. So if let's say Kansas is blowing out, uh, I don't know, West Virginia, and they're like, this game's boring. They can then play the SEC game on the court. So you can watch it like a TV. Yeah. Yeah. And that would be that would be perfect for our tension spans. Would it not? Yeah. If you got two old coaches in the game, such just turned into a pickleball court. Yeah. Well, they're playing. So I did see the funny jokes. Someone said that, uh,
they're going to make it look like it's not a basketball court. Just so Darren Peterson will actually play
Just hologram Darren Peterson.
court. And then so he's like, Oh, okay. I'm, I'm down to be on this. Well, what they would have to do is they
would have to have to have it be an NBA court. Yeah. And just he would have to pretend that he was in the league now. But I don't understand. Great. If they put like, if they put grass, yeah, or if they made it look like asphalt on the court, I kind of want, I mean, is someone going to hack into this? Is that would be very funny? It would be very funny if, yeah, like Arizona State's plan and then just porn. It's just porn going as hardcore pornography on the court. And then you get it. I also don't understand how it
doesn't break. It's glass. I don't understand anything. Yeah. It's how is this? Is it going to be slippery? It has to be. It's glass. Yeah, the glass part doesn't make sense. It's no sense. It falls on it. It just shatters into your elbow. I think it's pretty thick glass, but still when I, when I hear glass,
you're like, you shouldn't be playing on that. Yeah. So that's the new big 12 court. And they're
“going to use it for the big 12 turn. They're trying to make everything this fear. Yeah, that's what they're”
doing. Like, this is the sphere just in basketball court format. They should, if they want us to watch, they should turn into a football field. Yeah, like put the, put the yard markers on there. Yeah, it's the yellow line. That'll be cool. Give us the shield at half court. That'll be fun. I would, I would watch that. Yeah. So we're, uh, we're getting closer and closer. The, um, the, the brackets are to Hank think that this is the Pact 12 tournament. He, he, he thought it was a Pact 12 tournament because
he's the, the sawiers are saying, Colorado. Yeah. That's okay. That's okay. He's still deep looking into, I don't know what he's about. He's not. He's got to hit us. I'm looking up. I'm looking up the
ASP glass floor. Oh. Okay. Okay. Get find us some of them. They did it for the NBA all start
game in 2024. Is this the one that Luka was complaining about slipping on? So this seems like a problem. Is there a play a shitload of games on this? Unders? I don't know. Maybe are just that favorite of the, the offense. I have no idea how this, do we need a glass court here? Yeah, we do.
“I think we do. And if we need to get the glass court, if he sick, it was like NBA GMTE, where like a”
part of the court lit up and then all of a sudden that's a 4.0 shot from around 2 and a half milly. But our, but we have a smaller court through. So gotta be like more closer to two. Yeah. Where are you school? Oh, yeah. Look, see, the, the all start game went over by, uh, they scored almost 400 points. So we got to take the over. Glass courts. Okay. Um, congrats, memes, brisol franchise tag. That's a good move.
I think it's a good move. Yeah. Right. So why don't you move it on from, you know, the Super Bowl MVP running back. But wait, are they officially? Who, see you all? Yeah. Yeah, they're, they're not going to sign them. They're not going to kind of walk around tag them. But yeah, you got to keep good players. Yeah. Yeah. So you're going to try to tag brisol and then try to negotiate while he's under the tag. Yeah, exactly. Except him three years. The only question I would ask you memes about is that a good move is
David Montgomery went for a, a kind of a nice haul for a 28 year old running backs. David Montgomery got treated to the Texans was a fourth and a seventh. I think rap or a chef. They're got it wrong. Not a fourth and a seventh big cad. It was, it was, it was pretty much a fifth. Okay. It was pretty much a fifth because rap and poor tweeted out. And he said, uh, yeah, it's for a fifth round pick. And then he had to correct himself and said it was a fourth and a seventh. So yes, essentially,
fifth round value. Okay. So I was right about my wrong report, fifth round value. Yeah. And so yeah, they, they both tried to rush to get it. This was, this was predictable in the fact that we talked about it during the season that David Montgomery, like towards the end of the season, he, he was getting, he was having like seven, seven carries a game and they weren't using him. He was frustrated. He still has some good years left. I would assume good for the Texans. Although
I don't understand the Texans strategy of just constantly trading away offensive linemen when they stink it offensive line. I know juist grugs is, uh, you know, is not going to be an elite. He's more of a depth guy, but still you would think a team that's like, hey, if you could point to one thing, the Texans needed offensive line, and they've now traded offensive line in two backed and backed back off season. Right. But Larry Midtowns will actually had a great year. No, when they traded away,
“what do you mean? They traded away, Larry Midtowns. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. But that's that seems”
counterproductive for team that needs offensive line. If you will, a lot of the Houston Texans offensive linemen have been very bad at playing offensive line. Right. But they keep trading. Yeah. That's my point is like there. So you want to, you would think that you'd want to hold on to some of the things that you're really bad at for just depth sake in order to, to hope that they get better. Yeah. Or as bad as they possibly have been in the best. What? They also traded another one of
the Eagles last year. I can't remember his name. Right. He got cut within like a week. But that's kind of my point. I know that they're not good, but it's just very funny to be like, we really need offensive
Line helping.
if you're the Texans. Like the more people we have playing offensive line for us, that haven't played for us in the past, the better, because it hasn't worked out. Chances are anybody else would be better than the guys that we have. Brace all as like a, as a franchise guy. Do you think you're going to trade them? Or you're, you're hoping that he gets traded memes? No, if you're signing me keep them. Yeah. You want to, you want to hang on to Brace for the long term. He's one of the
guys that I feel like, I don't know, with the age of a running back in terms of when they kind of lose their window. If I was a jet fan, I would try to get as much as I could for him and then have him go somewhere else. Like I thought that he was going to be traded last year. No, I agree with you, but that's my point with the Seahaw's moving on from Kenneth Walker. That's a good franchise. Just want to Super Bowl. He was going to Super Bowl MVP. They're letting him go because they
“the value other running back isn't that important. Yeah. I heard a wild take this morning on the way”
into work. I heard that the jets should trade three first round picks to move up one spot and get
Mendoza. I feel like that works. Would you do that? You do that? You do that? You do that? You don't care. That means the first round picks. Yeah. That's not with the with the QB draft next year. Yeah. I mean the thing about the QB draft every net every QB draft is the best one that like one year later. No, but this year's like not a strong one. You got one guy. Next year's going to be a strong one. But they said that about this year. What do you mean? Last year they said this year's going to be the
best. Yeah, but a lot of times they need to come out. That's one. Arsh didn't come. So mean for saying. Yeah, not see with saucy. No see stinks. I mean they all just kind of stuck. I guess your your point is correct that they could all think again like next year's crop could
stink. So means you're saying that you would give up the second pick this year and then you're
once your second first round picks out like number what numbers that this year? Yeah. 16. So you give up number two. Number 16. And then your first pick next year to trade up and get Mendoza to get Mendoza
“one spot. I would do that because you still have two first round picks next year. You know what?”
I think I probably would. If I was the judge, I just don't think that the Raiders would ever do that. No, it's like the Raiders they need a quarterback and they have their guy. They're there. That's also a like a job security situation where Fernanda Mendoza's really good then you're screwed. Oh yeah, you're absolutely fucked. There's also a quarterback that's moving up as he threw out the combine and he looked good. He impressed some scouts. Ty Simpson is now being talked about
as being a first round pick. It's always the guys that get better at football the further way
they get from playing football that that make me scratch my head. I don't think I would use the first round around time. Can I throw someone out for Ty Simpson? Who might draft him? Maybe it throw a team out? Yeah. Total vehicles. Hmm, interesting. I think they might draft the quarterback. You think so? You think they're going to take first round? No, probably not first round, but what if you fell to the second? What if you fell to the second? Like there's been a history in
Philadelphia of drafting guys in the second round when you don't really necessarily think that they're in the market for a quarterbacks every year. That's a fact. Backup products. Backup. Backup. Correct. Backup quarterbacks are a very valuable position in football. Why are you trading yours away then? Because starting quarterback, quarterbacks are more valuable. So if you can get starting quarterback value for a backup quarterback, you take now it's like you got two quarterbacks.
Yeah. But then how about that? If you lose your backup quarterback, you got to replace the backup quarterback. The report came out that the Eagles are looking for a first round pick for
“AJ Brown and I think 200 picks. Yeah, two picks. That seems pricey. That's a price. That's a price.”
That's a price. How do we set the price? If you don't want to pay that price? If you keep, if you have to ask, you can't know. We have to keep them. Yeah. I like that. That's a good, that's a good top process. And then the odds have shifted on max cross me. So max cross me. Now odds on favorite is the bears. So I don't really do these minus one ten to play for the bears next year. I don't or send these markets because it feels like I saw it on bears Twitter. There are a lot of people
been like it's going to happen any minute now. Is that does everyone just go rushing bet it? Because it can't be. It feels like the next team markets can be nominated. Not manipulated, but they are very, very fluid based on just like one tweak can just change everything or it can just be one bet. Yeah, after we had Racine on, I did bet the team that we added out. And then that team just shot up in the rankings. Yeah. After one bet. Yeah. So it does feel like they're they're very, very fluid.
It's really, it's very easy for one shit head to complete.
I would be pumped if it was max cross me to the bears. I'd be very, very pumped. Yeah, he's
amazing. Really, really good at football. And would be instantly make the bears a really, really,
good defense. And he knows the area. He knows the Midwest. Yeah. I've seen people say that. Like he could look forward to go to the Lions potentially because he knows the Midwest. And him and Caleb doing a podcast together that he went on, Caleb went on Max's podcast. So everyone's like, well, they're friends. Yeah. We're actually friends with everybody who's come on this podcast. This is my friend. That's a fact. Great friends. Okay. Fact. Okay. Anything else before we do
who's back in the week? Or sorry, hot sequel thrown to the other, oh, I guess we can get to it on hot sequel throw because that was the world baseball classic is coming. Say, yeah, people kind of forgot about that. Did you guys see Aaron Judgerce speech? I'm ready, Roman. I'm ready to fucking go. That was one of the worst speeches of all time. If they're what, don't put that out. If you're
“rolled by baseball classic, don't put that out. I think they're trying to get a little bit of the”
buzz from the Olympics. Mm-hmm. Team USA would have lost the gold medal game if if someone stood up and gave Aaron Judgerce speech. The thing is, what was the exact quote in baseball? It's like, you don't need right. You don't need a guy to give you a rarer speech three days before you start playing the baseball game. Well, it's a get me pumped up so I could run through a brick wall and then go stand with my hands on my on my knees. Yeah. For for innings at a time. Well, the ball doesn't hit my way.
You're sacrificing for the brothers. And when does when is their first game?
Uh, there's a Friday. Friday. For a seal. So this was, this was four days before their first game. And I'm judge giving a pop-up speech. Well, you don't want to get the guys too emotionally out of control close to first pick. But you know what, the more I think about it, if this is the speech he's giving on Monday. Mm-hmm. Imagine how great the speech is going to
“get by Friday. Yeah. By the way, did you see that Canada just is so desperate for a win”
in anything that Team Canada is playing against the Toronto Blue Jays on Wednesday as a warm-up. So they can just get a win. They need a win. Some Canada will win. It's very sad. One way or another, Canada will win. It's extremely sad. Yeah. Okay. Let's do hotseed cool throne. And then we'll get to our interviews. We got the Chuck Brothers and Seth McFarlane before we do that draft Kings. Draft King sports with puts you right in the middle basketball's biggest star driven moments. The
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“All right. Let's get to hot secret. Breaking moves. Breaking moves. What do you got, Hank?”
We got our retirement. Yeah. I'm sorry. Bad. Bear Center. Bad. 27 years old. Oh. So hibernating our retiree. He's out. He retired. Drew Domin. Drew Domin. Yeah. Retired.
Shocking news.
really good. One of the best centers in the league, pro bowler. It's up to Stanford. Listen. All right. Well, there's two things. Let's talk about it. What's up? What's up? What's up? It's up a set. Are you talking about Sam Schwartzstein? I'm just saying like the the early retirement
to the NFL. Stanford. Yeah. Two smart. There's like two two things go the first instant reaction was
“fuck fuck fuck fuck. Then you have to be a human about it and realize like hey, the guys”
able to walk away. Well, he still feels healthy. That's awesome for Drew Domin. And then it's right back to fuck fuck. Because the bears a month and a half or whatever. I don't know how long the I don't know a long season. What is it? Two and a half months ago. The offensive line was a significant strength with Tripillo still playing left tagly tours, but tell her in the in the game against the packers and Drew Domin it's center. And now they go into the draft and it's like
fuck we need not only a lot of help on the defensive line, but we also one of our strengths. The strengths of our team is now something that needs a lot of holes filled. And the center position very it's a very important in every team, but Ben Johnson had a really good center in in Detroit. And he had a really good center in Chicago and now fuck fuck fuck. I mean, if you had to pick a time from to retire, this isn't the worst time. It's like the start of free agency. So you know
“what you have to do for free agency for the draft. Oh, for sure. He didn't like hold it out until”
put it was later on when maybe some guys get off the board. In 27, you're like, yeah, oh, we finally have a really good center. We have a really good interior offensive line. The bears have something that you need to have a strength that they finally did it right. That was the entire focus of last off season. They nailed it with an awesome offensive line this year. And now you're back to, I mean, you still have Tony, he's still of Jonah Jackson, he's still of Darnell Wright's offensive
line issues this year. No, we did very good. Pretty good line this year. Yeah, I mean, the left tackle was a position that was kind of, I mean, we were, as a troublemaker was a rookie and he was working his way in and then he got hurt. But yeah, the interior of the offensive line was like the strength of the team. That's why we were able to run the ball so well down the stretch. But yeah, so there's some good center that that that could be available. One is Beatis, he was on the
commander's last year. And you said that the bears are talking to, right? He's, he's at house all right. It's a good player. He's a very good set. I was surprised that the the commies moved on from because I thought he was a, he was a great asset for us upfront. And then obviously the, the Ravens
haven't had an extension with Linda bomb yet. He's going to cost $20 million. Linda bomb is going to be
an expensive expensive replacement. I personally would love Linda bomb. The other part, and I don't know how this works. But it does feel like you were maybe gearing up to get Max Crosby. And now with
“another hole that you have to fill via the drafts of free agency, like is that, is that I don't think”
it's one for one that drew dominant tires. You can't do the Max Crosby trade. But the picks become that much more viable or valuable because you have another hole that you have to fill. And that sucks. They got extra homework. They got extra homework dumped on their desk the night before free agency. Spockens sucks. Happy for Drew Domin, but damn, maybe please come back. You're still definitely in the bargaining phase. Oh yeah, it's like maybe if we just tell him like, hey, we love you.
I don't you love, ask me if you love football. I texted Sam Schwarzenegger right away, our friend who knows all the Stanford guys as he went Stanford. And I said, could you please in a nice way possible, ask Drew Domin to think about on retiring? It felt with me. I just, I was nice. It was a nice way of asking. If it were me, I wouldn't,
I would never quit football. Man, never. That sucks. He was about to make his shit a little money.
I don't know how he was potentially. What? I'm just asking. I was trying to, a similar killer. I don't know. Oh, you think that's what happened? I'm not sure. He said his tweet was damn Hulk with a crying face. So I think, no, I don't think so. I think he was from the reports I've read. This has been something he's been thinking about for a while. Maybe. But I think what Hank said, maybe he loved him too much. Maybe. Is that what you're saying? We don't know.
It's, you know, it just happened and it's going to be great for a second. He didn't say pause when he went under center fast enough. Is that what you're saying? I'm just asking questions. I would say the only, the only small silver lining is that he wasn't when we fixed our entire offensive line. He wasn't one of the guys we traded for. So we signed him. So he didn't trade up, trade pick. Yeah. You got him from two and he retired, right? What? He was, he was on the Falcon.
He was on the Falcon. But if Joe, Tony retired, that would be like, hey, we also traded for that. And good for Daumen also. Tony's a man. So please over tire. Please don't have this. If I remember, I think Daumen that that was a second contract, right? So he was under his rookie deal for his entire time when he was on the Falcon. He was on the Falcon for four years. He got paid a decent
Amount there, but then last year was like the first year that he made big lea...
And yes. So I guess he's, he made $18 million last year. He's just ready to walk away. And then yeah,
the other news, Daniel Jones transition tag, which is my understanding the transition tag is you get the average of the top 10 players at your position. So he's going to be making a lot of money on a one year deal for the Colts. But other teams have the opportunity to go straight with them.
“And then the Colts have the opportunity to match any offer that he gets. I think that's what”
the transition tag means. Final debt. I get it. You're a capitalologist. You've got it. Yeah, you've got it. Okay. Fuck. Yeah. All right. Final. Final thoughts. Fuck. Fuck. One more fuck. My final thoughts got a got to find a center. Maybe Linda Baum hopefully still max draws
me, but it feels. Fuck. My final thought that's baseball. That's baseball. That's porn.
Which that? That's the other one they say. Oh, porn. Yeah. I know when I see it. Yeah. It's baseball. Okay. Hank, Hotsie Kultrum. My Hotsie was going to be Aaron Judge. Oh, I apologize. I, uh, I'll go with, uh, any, any golf course I was in the running for the 2,045 USA. Yeah. This is tough. I thought it was going to be congressional. Yeah. It's going to be the Invernance Club. So 2045 Toledo, clear your schedules.
Book your stuff. They got it. That's tough. It's like college football announcements with a schedule out of conference in like 2050s. These tournaments that like 2046 is a gear that I don't
think is going to happen. That's like 20 years from now. No. And the announcement was like, the return
to like, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's not returning there forever. So 2045, how old are you going to be 20 years now? So 61. 19 years now? 61. Yeah. Damn. 61. Yeah. Hank, you'll be 50. Yeah. Oh, man. I was just being able to bet on these. Oh, what? On who's going to win? 2045 is so. My kids are going to might, what's Scottie's kids name? They're 20s. I mean, this, this feels like it's, or Max is kidding. Yeah. Maybe Brooks is kid, Blake Capca, Blake Capca. Yeah. Maybe one of
my kids being it. Yeah. Or, you know, standing with me in the gallery. Watching. Can you just imagine Tiger, like in the grandstands, like walking up a hug and just kid on 18. This might be, this might be Charlie's last major. This is Charlie. This is Charlie. This is Charlie Wood's last major. Charlie can, people are going to be asking if you can win the big one going into Inverness. And then Tiger's going to be there watching him. Maybe then breaking his dad's right.
Yeah. This will be the one he breaks. What a moment. What a moment. What a moment. Why do they announce it? So, do we have all the way till 2040? Yeah. We do. Yeah. Rip off some.
“U.S. Open. I know we were Shinocaka's coming up again. I think it's this year. We've got a”
couple of pines. Shinocaka. It's going to be at Pebble Beach Good Segway. Pebble Beach, 2027. The Pebble Beach, our me and 50 Spy glass video is coming out on. I think we're going to do it on Sunday. Okay. Wing foot. This is 28 is wing foot. 29 pinehurst. Okay. 30 Marion. Okay. 31 Riviera. Watch out. So we're ready to back to Pebble Beach. Wow. 33 Oakmont Country Club. Hopefully it doesn't rain this time. Faster greens. 234 Oakland Hills the South Course. Okay. Back to pinehurst in
2035 back to Shinocaka 36. Pebble Pebble's hot. Pebble's hot. 2037 Pebble. Oh, boss in the Country Club. 2038 Matt Fitzpatrick Los Angeles Country Club. People didn't like that one. The North Course. Okay. They didn't like to smell. That was they let the people in. That was the problem with that one. Back to Marion, 2040 back to Pinehurst, 2041 Oakmont, 2042 back to Pebble. Wow. 244 and then Inverness, 2445. Oh, we have 247. Oh, and pinehurst, 244. And 249 Oakmont. It goes all the way to
2051. 2551. 2550. Everybody back to Oakland Hills. All right. So 2046. You're on the clock. I want to get merch from the open that is scheduled right now like 2050 2050. They already sell hats for sure, right? For these tournaments that won't happen for another 25 years. So, okay. The,
“all right. So we're ready. I actually like the West Coast ones. Remember the LA Country Club? It was,”
it's nice when the final round was it like Sunday night. Yeah, yeah, prime time. It's awesome. So Pebble Pebble next year. We fund Pebble next year. It'll be awesome. And great time for the video, Hank. Yeah. Great job, Hank. Okay. When you're cool, Tom? My cool throne is respecting women. Yeah. The Atlanta Hawks announced this week that they're hosting a Magic City Monday honoring the iconic
Atlanta strip club at their March 16th game against the magic.
Pebble Wings. TI will perform. They'll serve their World Famous Wings game limited edition merch.
And then NBA Champion, Celtic Legend, Luke Cornet, when on Medium, sounded off. He said, allowing this night to go forward without protest with reflect poorly on us as an NBA community, specifically being complicit in potential objectification of an mistreatment of women in our society.
“What if it was just about the love and pepper Wings?”
But it's not. It's on a wing place. It's a strip club. All right. So Luke Cornet, fine message, no problem with the message. You are not on the magic. You're not on the Hawks. I thought when this, when I saw this, he was like somehow traded to the Hawks or was playing in this game. He's got nothing to do with it. Keep it. Keep your nose out of this. I did what they mean. Use your platform. No. Keep your nose out of the box. I can't go to strip clubs.
I didn't think he was on the Hawks. He said, he said, he said the NBA should desire to protect and esteem women, many of whom work diligently every day to make this the best basketball league in the world. Yeah. We should promote an atmosphere that is protective and respectful of the daughters, wives, sisters, mothers, and partners. Oh, agreed with that. That we know and love. Allowing this night to go forward without protests would reflect poorly on us as an NBA community,
specifically in being complicit in the potential of objectification and mistreatment of women in our society.
“I think, let's not, I respect Luke Cornet for using his platform,”
for go logging on to medium.com and setting up at account and getting back in the blogging game. You rest a lot. I would just, I would just counterpoint and say that it's okay for people to be horny. Yeah. Also none of your business is not in this game. The thing about being horny is like, yeah, but it's the people who have been horny league. Like, literally for the entire history of the world, guys have been like, tits are great. Yeah, but they're not allowed to promote certain places. Like,
I swear, if you're playing in this game, I would totally understand it. I'd be like, all for it. Hey, man, you don't really want to be in a game. What are the kids? What would you like, would you bring your kid to Magic City and they're like, hey, Dad, what's Magic City? Yeah. There we go. These wings are so good. But I don't think they're going to, like, what if they go? What if a kid goes and is like, these are the best wings ever had in my life?
Can we please go get these wings? Yeah. Yeah. Then I'll be like, all right, ask your mother.
All right. So here's what we're going to land. Let's, let's, let's, let's be,
you know, reasonable about this. Good message, Luke Cornet, kind of not, not shit on Luke Cornet. I will do one thing, though, and it will be the first thing that we've done because we've, we've done the reverse a lot. Luke Cornet, you're officially not invited to Max's special party.
“I think that's fair. Mm-hmm. Like, we can't have them. Band. We cannot have them.”
And I get them out of the fence to the guy. Band them. We can't have them, hey. Do you not agree? I get, I mean, you probably have to game anyway. So you can't, you know what I mean. Right now, you can't have them. No, that's not a voucher party guy. Yeah. We're going to be strippers at the game. And I don't think that would be, I don't think that would be on Luke Cornet. It's not going to be nipples at the game. I would like to maybe do magic city day on part of my take. Yeah, but if they have a magic city,
you're not going to invite the staff. Well, it says right here, special live recording hawks, so it's, it's Matthew Moore, Hitchin's World famous wings. They're talking about the wings. You're actually a pervert, hang. This reminds you and Luke Cornet are perverts for thinking it's about the strip clothes, not the wings. You guys know about the Philly Wing Bowl? Yeah, of course. It's kind of sounds like this. It's basically wings. Wings of podcasts. Wings of boops. Yeah.
So they're doing wings a podcast and they're. Yeah, but if you look up on your city, it's magic city premier doing wings a podcast and they're selling a hoodie. Those are the three things that they're doing. I don't see anything on there about adult entertainment. Similar magic city. No,
but similar to 11, maybe magic city. I've never been, but maybe it's a wing place with strippers,
not a strip club. Magic city dot com magic city premier Atlantis strip club. Well, premier to go on magic city dot com and see magic city here dot com. Let's just see the web problem. Luke Cornet should use his platform every once. I happen to disagree and he's not invited to the bachelor party. That's it. That's fair. It's like a handshake. Like you, you think your thing. I think my thing. We can disagree. Great. There's no nipples on the website. I think no nipples. No, Luke Cornet.
What he's doing. He's actually drawing more attention to the strippers. Do you think he's getting paid by a magic city? This could be it. I don't viral. I think that might be it. It's literally viral. Luke Cornet. I my real problem with all of this is I just assume Luke Cornet was playing in this game. Then when I figure out he wasn't. And are the Hawks going to have magic city on their jerseys? They probably will. And they're playing the magic. That feels like bad planning and see magic city.
That feels like crazy planning. Does it not? Is it going to be the magic city versus the magic? We should really do magic city day and part of my take just just for the wings. Just yeah. We're just getting living pepper wings. Superals in Atlanta in two years.
Yeah.
A hundred percent. Yep. For the wings. I still feel like there's a stolen dollar or the wing ball.
“Why? Why? What if this has nothing to do with feeling like fully invented wings?”
They invented wings and booms. I was just explaining to Zach what the wing ball was. And he still doesn't believe that. That it's a real thing. It's actually kind of like for the people that all know. It's a sad part of the Eagles actually winning the Super Bowl. Yeah. Well, they stopped doing the wing ball. Yeah. For the people that don't know the wing ball and Philly wants a year. I've right before the Super Bowl. They would have a wing eating competition at the six or
stadium. And for some reason there would just be strippers also in the stadium like going up and down. Like the aisles. And if they it was also kind of like Marty girl that the that if the Jumbo Tron cut to a girl. They'd be like they basically had had had to or or else it would be like
who visceral booze for the crowd. So they did this because the Eagles had never won a Super Bowl.
Yeah. And then, well, they want a Super Bowl and they stopped. I mean, it's it's insane that that was a real thing that happened. But yeah, but it was it's probably good that it got canceled. But
“listen, I think that it's more offensive to women that they would be there watching a Hawks magic game.”
That's yeah. That that would be the real tragedy. But I think it's our best interest to just wait for all the facts to come out. I by that. I mean, let's wait to see what Charles Barkley has to say. Mm-hmm. And then whatever he says, people will be like, yeah, that makes sense. Don't you think, hey, it's a little demeaning of of Luke Hornet to be like, this is disgusting. What the strippers, like strippers have a right to do whatever they want to do. Like that's
that's you're demeaning their profession. Of course, strippers can do whatever they wanted to. Yeah, but now, but Luke Hornet's more the team. It's it's the team endorsing the team endorsing it. I mostly have a problem. I have a problem with a can't a cancel culture guy right now. I'm offended on behalf of magic city. Yeah, for the Atlanta Hawks to put their brand on it. I'm thinking about it.
Yeah, that's true. It's like, we should be strippers there. I want to go to Magic City and not think about the Atlanta Hawks. Yeah. That's offensive that you make me think about that. I'm with you if they if they were like, hey, we're going to have stripper like you can't bring a kid to to that. This is about the wings. It's not okay. It is. It says world famous wings. And a TI performance. And it's yeah. Yes. Have you been community together? You ever have the
“limit pepper wet? No. You should wait until you have the limit pepper wet then open your mouth.”
That was a really good discussion we had. Okay, I still can't believe he's not played in the game. Was that a shocking to you? No, yes, it's a major. I thought I thought for sure they were playing the spurs or like I said that Luke Hornet would have been treated to the Hawks. It's a major. What is job rule thinking at this moment? I got to know any any controversy in the NBA now got to rush to medium dot com and see what Luke says. Okay. PFC your hot sea cool throw.
My hot seat is stolen Valor. Oh, because me and big hatch is stole some series Valor.
We did. And it's pretty incredible. Oh, yeah. Pretty incredible. Yeah, we did. We had forgotten about this.
But these just appeared on our desk yesterday. Uh, don't call me PFT cometer anymore. Don't call big cat, big cat anymore. I'm now Colonel cometer. Mm-hmm. And this is Colonel cat. We are officially Kentucky kernels as licensed by the state of Kentucky signed by the governor of Kentucky, Andy Brishier. Yeah, same. Pretty crazy. Um, now this it might be from last year. It does say 2025, but we just found these certificates yesterday. Oh, really? I didn't realize that.
I just saw it in the year of our Lord, 2025, in the 233rd year of the Commonwealth. Yeah, February, 21st, 2025, they cat and I officially became Kentucky kernels as signed off on by the governor of the state for our work in reuniting Rick Patino with big blue nation incredible. Hank, would you like to apologize to PFT and I now knowing that you were talking to two kernels? No. What does that even mean? Put your journal. What is your journal? Do you know what a kernel is?
It's a rare year than you. What are you? Yeah, what are you? You're a kernel. Are you private? What are you? What are I'm a human? We're sure. Yeah, I'm a human's income. A human kernel. Mm-hmm. To your popcorn. Respect your prepop popcorn. Respect no bad. That's your thing. We should get badges. We should get guns. We should get guns and badges. We need to get stripes to put on our shoulders. Yeah, we got to get badges. It's our flashing badges, people. I don't know what this means,
but I'm pretty sure that we can just go to Kentucky and do whatever you want. Yep. And, oh, we got a trick Hank and we're going to Kentucky with us, then we arrest him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, you have power of arrest. We can be judge jury and executioner. Yep. In the Commonwealth,
We'll have to Kentucky.
but I didn't want to sign up for the military. This is way easier. Dude, you're fucked, Hank. Yeah. You're on your own. You're so fucked. Yeah, you better stay out of Kentucky, buddy. You are so fucked. I wouldn't set money. We got drank for a stat of Louisville. It is a lifetime commission.
It's like you're good there. Okay. All right, done. So we always can fall back on that.
“So what does shit gets crazy? It's like, hey, we're still kernels. What do kernels get hanged?”
There are 350,000 living kernels. All right. How many people are in the world, Hank? 7 billion. So 30 odd. 350,000 and 2. Yeah. Update that. So what do we get with it? Do we get chicken? Trying to find some other notable ones. We get a horse. I'm trying to look this up right now. The historic, that also might mean like in history, Hank. Is this the first podcast that we're done by two kernels? Might be. Probably Kentucky sports radio, maybe.
You think they're kernels? No chance. I bet Matt Jones is. He probably had something to do with this.
Oh, that's Matt Jones. He's a kernel. Are you an official? Is this like being knighted?
Yeah. We're knighted in Kentucky. This is like it's better than a key to the city. We got, we can do whatever we want in the entire state. Love it. Let's see. We've got, we probably get free bourbon. Every governor decides the selection process and number of kernel sees that are issued.
“The process has previously required a nomination from another kernel or direct recognition. I think”
that maybe Matt Jones might have nominated us to be kernels. Yeah. It's, uh, we're on par with the Indiana Sagamores of the Wabash, okay. And Nebraska admirals. Okay. The Ohio Commodore's, the Rhode Island Commodore's, the Texas admirals and the Arkansas Travelers. We should
collect them all. Yeah. Next time we'll collect them all. Bill Clinton's a kernel. Yeah. Okay. Cool.
Great. This is awesome. Good guy. Part parts of him had a lot of fun. We're good. Bob and I ate. Yeah. Yeah. Legend. Well, no. Okay. So take one off the 350. He's dead. Arkansas Traveler. That feels like the next one. Yeah. I would like to be an Arkansas travel. What was the Texas one? Admiral? Texas. I think it's an Admiral in the Texas state navy. Love it. Yeah. Love it. We're in. Okay. What's your cool throw?
I was just too excited about about that. My, my cool throw is going to be it's actually more of a hot seat, but cool throw is, I guess Hank. He's got a kernel because no, he kind of turned his back on on live golf not too long ago. And now there's like an international diplomatic crisis brewing with the live community in the live tour because you've got eight players that are in the live golf league that are stuck
and doesn't look like they're going to be able to make it to Hong Kong for their next event of the year because of the war. Oh. So all their plans are grounded over there. Oh. And so now you've got guys like Lee Westwood and Sam Horsefield. Real legends of the game. That won't be able to make it to the next live golf event. Potential for races. And this is why you get involved with the Saudis in general is so that you can make sure to get your way out of war zone. They're
really good at that type of thing. And it seems like they're taking their eye off the ball a little bit. Are any of these guys aces Hank? Tom McKibbin, Caleb Serat? Oh, Thomas Deetree. Yes. Between Tom. So you lost the four ace. That's not good. You've got an ace. That's stuck. What? What you got an ace? Are you looking up kernels? He's looking up if there's any like definitely for killing or contact. Charlie Chattin. Okay. Chris Tableton. Okay. All right. Yeah.
We're kernels dude. Yeah. And you will address us as such. Enjoy it. Enjoy our kernel. So I would like to say, I would like to see you Saludos Hank. Yeah. Why don't you Saludos Hank? I will not be doing that. Just come on. Just do this. Yeah. Give us a little Salute to the forehead. Look at that. Thank you. That's good soldiers. Thank you. Hey. Thank you Max memes. Okay. Thank you. Everyone here is respected kernels except Hank is not Saludos. Dick Smothers. Awesome. It's very cool. Great aim. Also cool thrown memes. Happy birthday memes.
Happy birthday memes. Everybody wants to talk about memes. They're happy birthday. Happy birthday memes. Happy birthday memes. Good guy memes. I hope we get everything you want. Uh 30. I'm turning 30 till
“I turn 40. It's 31. Okay. Okay. Happy birthday memes. We love you. You do anything fun memes?”
No. I'm going to blow job. Oh, means. Don't say that around Hank. Yeah. Play some antsy double it. Play about the guess. That's like it's good night. So picking up a six pack from the story. I'm like, I'm I'm loving it. Okay. My hot seat is um Floyd Mayweather because I'm starting to think Floyd
Mayweather might not have a lot of money left.
which we already talked about. He's also fighting a Greek kickboxer in June in Athens, Greece. It feels like Floyd Mayweather shouldn't be fighting this much at his age. No. I mean, I'm respectfully opting out of all Floyd Mayweather content. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to watch a single. I don't want to see Floyd Mayweather do anything. I don't wish he would just go off and kind of be peaceful. Live his life. Respectfully Floyd. We had a long time when a big part of the sports
attention economy was dedicated around Floyd Mayweather and all the weird shit that he was up to. I thought it was past that. Yeah. I would like to remain past that. There was a first lady named Lady Bird. Yeah, we know that. Lady Burjans. Yeah. That's going to be Johnson's fun fact. Why did they go over after a JFK guy fucking? She's a criminal head. She's a criminal head. She's a criminal head.
What kernels now? Um, I always wondered this. If you're Floyd Mayweather and you were running out of
“money. Why wouldn't you do one of these last like the Pacio fight or something and then save it?”
What do you mean save the money or save the money? Yeah. Because you are because they don't learn own like super insane rich and then you go broke. But you have the ability to basically like get out of debt with a with a one-time fight. Wouldn't you just do the one-time fight and then be like, all right, hey, I'm going to just, I'm going to live normal now. You would think that that would be he's in debt. What they do. Let's try to get back to zero and then he's going to
accrue more. Yeah. Every time they have a fight like this and they get paid off it, they think, oh, I still got it. People still care about me so I can do another one next time. Yeah, just you know what he should do? He should do like, okay, Floyd Mayweather for one night only,
I'm just going to take on the first 20 guys that want to fight me, just like off the street.
Random dude stepping to the ring, Bonnie Blue. One by what, yeah, he should be the, yeah,
“Bonnie Blue. Yeah. Backstreet, would you like to say anything, correct yourself from Sunday?”
Queen Elizabeth. Go ahead. Mayweather? Yeah. Mayweather, back out. Yeah. I said it was the first ever sporting event in this fear. It's the first boxing event in this fear. There was UFC card there, which I don't remember at all. Okay. It's an app. Thank you, cause people were very, people were mad at me. I'm sorry. Sorry that I, that that one slipped my mind. It's very funny the idea of someone in AWL, you know, the 10 year anniversary listening and still
being like, how do they fuck this up? We fuck up everything. Literally every show, there's, we're littered landmines of errors and mistakes. That's a pretty easy one. Yeah, that's a pretty, I'd say let that one slide off. Yeah, let that, let that one. For the 10 year. You know what, take a couple of pitches every now and then. We fuck up a lot of things. Some of them, we got to just, you know, take a pitch. Yeah. Also, if you're going to, if you're going
to have that energy from acts, save that energy from memes, memes is right. See how it's not expected to tag. Kenneth Walker the third. Yeah, memes got it right. As first reported by memes on this podcast, Teddy, two gloves, Colonel. Matt Jones is a Colonel. Lamar Jackson, not a Colonel. I would like to nominate Lamar Jackson to be a Colonel. As a Colonel, I'm entitled to do that. Yeah. Would you like to nominate Hank to be a Colonel? Absolutely not. He ensolut us. My cool throne is Vincent Trochex
son, because I don't know if you guys saw this, but oh, so it was Matt Jones who made it happen. Oh, wait, maybe he said yes, who made that happen. I think that's him. Thank you. If it was you, Vincent Trochex son had the quote of the NHL trade deadline. By the way, I love the NHL trade deadline. They do it right, like a month before the end of the season.
“That's what it should be. It shouldn't be halfway through. You should be able to keep the hope alive.”
I like the baseball. I like the baseball trade deadline. What? It's like just enough time to make a run. Yeah. Yeah, that's closer. I'm saying like, yeah, like the NFL and NBA, it's like, why are we doing this? So, you know, give us a little bit, go a little bit deeper. But anyway, Vincent Trochex said that he was, he talked to his kids about the possibility being traded to prepare them and his son who is seven replied, well, I'll stay because, you know, I have a hockey team here,
and I didn't get traded. Good thought. Yes. Yes, right. He is a hundred percent. You didn't get right. Like he, yeah, the family doesn't get traded. Yeah. Only daddy gets traded. Yeah. I read an article about the trade deadline in the athletic the other day. And it was like,
here's what we expect teams to do. And pretty much every team was just like, we expect them to
make a move, just like it's wide open. This trade deadline. A lot of team nobody knows what's going to happen. I saw that the abs might get active with it, get back in the game. I saw one thing that was kind of fun to look at. Goldie Bob, maybe goes out to Edmonton. Uh-huh. I'll be fun. Have you
Fun thing to look at?
Yeah. Okay. Zach finishes off. My hot seat this week is going to be Rams fans. Okay.
Los Angeles Rams fans, uh, more specifically because, uh, Putin and cool might be focused on everything but football right now. Yeah. He seems like he's having a good time. He's on in the lead bachelor run. We're talking to Sarah Safari tomorrow under cover. We're talking ice side over time, Meg. I think what I know what all these words mean, but Hank doesn't. The overtime, Megan, picture is so funny. I'm going to send it to you.
All right. I would say what you said again. I side with overtime. I said court side. You know, they're there. Yeah. Yeah. Rings side I side. Yeah. We're we're right there. But, uh,
“it just it looks like a great time. And, but I think you should be worried if you're fan”
because he's, he's, he's focused, he's not on, he's not focused on the game. He did have a good
line to send he's swinging the other day though. I guess I was a couple of weeks ago where she said
she was looking for a risk taker, someone who goes skydiving and he just quotes me and said, "I love skydiving." Playing the field crazy, but he's not playing the football field. So they're out of hockey game and they've showed him on the jumbo tron and they have the name tags. It's like Pooca and Akua and then in small font above it is his like at and it's whatever Pooca, Pooca is dead. For Megan, they put overtime Megan as like her official name and then her at is like her
actual real name. Oh, that's great. That's great. By the way, Zach, I would counterpoint Pooca doesn't have a game. I know, but I just, when you're on this kind of heater, I think it's going to transcend and this is going to bleed into the regular season. This feels like Sean McVase sitting in his office being like, you know what? I'm going to, I'm going to give him like two more weeks and
then I'll give him a call. Okay, so he's got time. Yeah, he's got some more time. He's got a little
“guy. He's can't go to sports games. I agree. That's what I'm saying. Sean McVase is going to give”
him a couple more weeks than he's like, "All right, hey, OTAs are going to be here sooner than you think. Let's do it now. Let's just get back in shape." Well, Luke, we're not thinking about this. He'd be disgusted, disgusted. Yeah. At a hockey game, going to a hockey game. They're probably going to say about the NHL. Think about the, what if he went to, what if he went to Detroit? And he went to a wings game. Gross. Luke, or Nick, it'd be around wings.
Crazy. What we've heard, are you cooler on? But my, uh, cool through this week is a figure skating fans. Okay. Because stars on ice just dropped. We had a great run watching all the figure skating in the Olympics. And now we're, if you wanted to see them compete, you're, uh, kind of skate around. All the, all the haters are going to be there. Okay. And there's like seven dates, quad god there. Nope. National champion there. I told you there. I told you there. I told the story on the
act, but I felt a little bad about it. So our, our good friend Nick, uh, traini got engaged. And he had a little engagement party at a bar on Saturday. So I stopped by and KB was there with his fiance. And I was sitting there and in KB was like, hey, my fiance had a question for you. And, uh, because she was like, you know, she, like, she liked sports. She was trying to bond over sports. And she was like, what did you think about the quad god and the figure skating the Olympics?
And I just went thumbs down. That was my response. So I, you know, it was like after I was like, that wasn't, that wasn't an appropriate response. That was, that was acting like an idiot.
“I think that's appropriate. But I was like, that's how I feel like I don't care about figure skating.”
We, we cleaned it up. We had a further conversation. But yeah, I felt bad in the moment where I was like, how did that's not normal life is not to react to someone's question with when it's Olympic figure skating. And it's after the Olympics. I think it's, that's appropriate. Oh, yeah. No, like, so our brains, we changed the channel after the Olympics. It's like, let's move on. Oh, she was asking if I cared during it. It's still. Yeah. Uh, but yeah, my, my brain, I don't, I don't
regret the, how I feel about it with the thumbs down. Farts sound. It's more I should have probably professor like, hey, I don't really care. Then you have it with the, we're also seems like you're trying to brace the bait. And I don't think she was ready for a debate. She was ready for a discussion. Yeah. Like a proactive, cheerful, like positive discussion. Yeah. Not banter. Not we, exactly. I got a question for you back to overtime, Meg. Yes. She, she, she's not the one that was
hanging out with AB before we went nuts. Was she? No, that was a false reported. They're, they're trying to say that was overtime, Meg, but it wasn't overtime, Meg. Okay. Because then I was going to get back on board of like, yeah, pookers should stop. overtime, Meg used to date Kyle from Nelk. Got it. But then she called it. She called it and maybe maybe cheating in the background of a TikTok and then they had a public break. Yeah. No, this is where I, I, um, selectively turn off
half my brain. So it's like, I can't accidentally absorb any of this information. That was good. That was good. Yeah, but I don't want, I don't want that to stick. I was right. I don't have enough. I don't have enough storage. Yeah. That was correct. You know, when you have to delete, we need to delete some like photos in your photo album to get the storage to download something. If I took that information and held onto it, I'd have to delete other things. That's what I do.
Yeah, about college basketball during football season.
very limited storage in my brain. Right now, that's going to, that's in danger of pushing
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go listen to it. It comes out every Wednesday. It's called Wingmen with Matthew and Brady Kachuk.
“Boys, thank you for joining us. I think the first question is like, how's it feel?”
Where week after, do you still have the glow? Do you still have that feeling of, because it was a moment that I think we can all agree, having the entire country come together and just embrace you guys and no controversy whatsoever. It was awesome. Yeah. Well, first of all, thanks for thanks for having us. If to answer your question about the glow, I've got some serious glow on me right now and I have since last Sunday. Like it's, it's at a, kind of that all-time high feeling
that it doesn't matter what's going on in our days or whatever. Like for example, like we're playing, we're playing in the island last night and I hear the National Anthem and every time I hear the National Anthem right now, it brings you back to having my arms around my brothers listening to it, seeing our flag go up above Canada. Like it's just the little things that bring you back. It seems
like every day. There's some moments that just continue to bring me back to this amazing,
fewy journey in Milan and just so luck I could have do with Brady and I'm not going to lie. I've worn this pretty much daily. Yeah, it's worth it. Yeah, it's worth it. I love that pretty. You feel same way? Yeah, I've got the McGregor shirt going around auto right now. So right at the reckonist, feel pretty good about myself, but not I mean, it's just, it's still like feels like you're in a dream and and somebody's going to wake you up and I've made the fact you're still learning that
math and your next gotta be as strong as that. That thing's heavy. Yeah, it's like it's like you do in the, I got to start doing the neck warmups that you did. Guys, I got a quick story to add about the so Brady. So we were crying laughing at Brady's warmups at the Olympics. There's nobody plays in Ottawa other than Sanders. And so we don't see like the shit that he does. And he comes in for a warmup one day. His hands all taped up like he's about to go fight Rocky. He's wearing a
sleeveless shirt that like he cut himself. And he's doing these like neck stuff on the bench. And guys, I like this is insane. So I think it was all part. Yeah, I think it was all part of the, all part of the culture that that the characters and the team built. I mean, there was some
“insane characters on that team. And I think that's what helped make it successful.”
Well, it was more patriotic, National Anthem. The one after you guys won the Gold Medal, where you see, you know, the flag up there right above Canada is or the one that you guys sang at 11. Because that team is like, I said that every strip club should play the nice Samantha. And I know that 11 is not a strip club. Yeah, I mean, it's a battle in the show. It's nice. His love with naked women is different. We had a whole like, we're like, listen,
Everyone's who's upset about this 11 thing.
I just speak different. I just love the idea of playing the National Anthem before you see some
“tits. I think that every person should do that. So tell me, tell me about that moment and how”
wonderful that was. I all chip, it's all roads lead to 11. Yeah, not at the last few years. It ended in it when they won, but I don't know. Brady, you could you could answer. I got to throw one another one, though, because one was really special too. Was went to elbow room on Wednesday. The day I got back after the White House, and they sang it a few times there. And that was pretty patriotic too. So that's a pretty good one, two, three. I don't know, Brady. I don't know,
that's, I didn't really expect it at 11. So that I think they talked by surprise. But it's pretty cool looking around. See, everybody's singing it. Yeah, the flags waving. And yeah, that was something I didn't expect. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I got a question about the actual game, because it was so awesome. And you know, we, we, as sports fans, as Americans, we felt the glow, too. Like I was walking around feeling like, you know, a little, little extra something
for a few days there. But the actual game was incredible game. Did you guys going into the game, like, before the game? Did you know, you're like, hey, this is going to be a war, and it's also going to be probably one of like the, the speed on the ice is going to be on another level.
“How are you like mentally preparing for that as you get ready to go on the ice against Canada?”
Yeah. I mean, I think that we're preparing, like it was going to be the 40 best players in the world on the ice at the same time, which it was. Like the talent on that ice was insane. The speed, the skill, the physicality. And what people don't realize in those types of games is,
with that much skill, like it's never going to be a 5, 4, 6, 5 game. Like it's always going to be a
1, nothing to one because the guys take so much more pride and not giving up a goal than actually going out there and scoring one. So we knew it was going to be tight. We didn't know we were going to need the best goal-tending performance of all time. But we got it. And, uh, Brady, it's probably, that's actually a good reminder. We should probably send out our daily text to Haley. Thank you, Haley. Thank you, Haley. Yeah, wait. So, so, Haley, obviously, incredible
performance. Is there a moment in early in the game where you knew he was locked in? Or maybe it was pregame where you're just like, oh, this is different because I think I realized it probably somewhere, like, late because I'm not as like dialed in. But like somewhere in the second period, I was like, oh, this is, like, this is him putting the team on the back here. Like he's going to,
he's going to fucking do this. Yeah, I think some point in the second, what everybody on the bench
kept saying, this is their best. Let's just get back to our game and then they just kept getting better. I just kept shooting the punk and kept saving it. That was like, okay, he's locked in back. They're the breakaway. I think, let Vic David was in the second and just kind of outweighed him
“and was super, like, that's what I noticed, just how calm and super patient he was. And to be patient”
against Vic David, you have to be truly confident yourself. So, that was a moment there. And then we get to the third period and those three grade A chances that don't know how they didn't score. I was on the ice for all three of them. So I was like, all right, well, this is meant to be. We're winning this game. Like, those three should be in the back of the net. They're not. I would come back to the bench. All right, boys, here we go. So we go, somebody's ready.
How about Brady, how about him before over time, too? Yeah, like we're just going over, like somebody's going to be the hero. And then he just like, look, he's like, he's like, is it five on five? No way. He's like, no, it's three and three. He's like, all right. Sweet. And I just carried on like, it was like, look at her out of like, oh boy. But that's what he was a beauty. That's a testament to how locked in he is like the like old stories of like Tom Brady taking
naps before the soup will where it's like almost the guy who's who's like so calm. It's weird is usually the guy who's so locked in. Yeah, I think he was like, I think he was like exactly what you want in a starting goal. Like in the magnitude of that game, because they did a great job of not really like we knew how big of a game it was, but they did a great job of like controlling like how much we knew like people were watching. Like, and then we come back to the US and it's
like a madhouse, but like we knew it was big, but they kept it pretty calm-ish and then seeing a helly and like seeing him on the bus and like he's taking naps like on the way to games on the bus, like just hanging in the in the bus. Like it's just it was crazy. It was exactly what you want from starting goalie and I mean, obviously we don't have this gold medals without him, so we're very lucky. Yeah, you thank you, Haley. Yeah, you mentioned the group chat. Do you guys still have the group chat going?
Oh, it's fire and all day. It's still going every day since. Yeah, I love it. I love that. No,
Has anybody like added somebody from Canada to the group chat just to fuck wi...
But my bad coder didn't mean to put you on here. No, that hasn't happened yet, but I do this
“was like a special group when I just the time that we're having, but everybody after there's like”
this group chat's going to stay alive for very long time. So it's the amount of text that it's just absolutely a gone show that we have going on, a bunch of inside jokes and like that guys are still doing. And I mean, I truly miss it. I miss the boys. I miss rappers out in our country, it was such an unbelievable experience. Yeah, I was listening to to your guys podcast, wingman, wingman, which comes out every Wednesday. And I was, it was funny because I was listening to
it. And I was like, these guys sound like guys who just went on the greatest bachelor party of all time and they also happen to win a gold medal at the end. Because like hanging out with the boys, you guys were talking about it. How like the camaraderie was there. And it's got to be just like, it has to be something just totally different. Because in the NHL, you're traveling city to city and you all are like moving around and everyone, you know, when you've home games,
you're all staying at your own house, did it feel like it was like, like almost like summer camp or something when you guys were there? That's that's so funny. You say that because aches, jack, aches, you said the exact same thing like towards the end of it. He's like, I think you shaken his head on the way to the airport. My name morning is like, boys, that was the greatest
“three week bachelor party of my life. And we're like, that is the best way to describe what just”
happened. When I think is so special about the whole experience and just like how what made it so great is everybody kind of cross paths with each other at some point. Like the USNTDP was huge youth hockey terms. I mean, some of my best friends were on that team that I grew up playing with. You know, just like besides Brady, like the guys that in my hockey career, I've played with the longest, like on that team. So I think it just helped so much to like the chemistry like from the start,
even from the start of four nations last year was at an all-time high and it just continued to carry it over here. And then we're staying in the village, which I really think was like, our, I don't know, Ace of Spades, like that was our like trump card on everything because we
spent every second would be each other and had every meal with each other. Team meals,
playing cards every single night, hanging out. You know, with the women's team watching events or other athletes, speed skaters, figure skiers. So we just got to enjoy the whole experience and the camaraderie with the group, like I don't know if there will ever be a group that is that tight or that has that much history. You know, with throughout the whole the whole squad. So
“I truly miss it too. And I'm honestly already looking forward to this World Cup with a few”
years. Got to keep playing good so we could be on that team. Yeah, yeah, like the energy that you guys were giving off was basically like someone turns to to everyone on the last day being like, why don't we just fucking why don't we all leave our families and just like play in the Olympics forever? Like that one day at a bachelor party where everyone's like, this is sick. We should we just get a place together and then you're like, ah, shit, probably can't do this every day of our lives,
but it would be sick. Yeah, that would be unbelievable. That conversation probably happened multiple times in Miami. We should just, we should just do it, hey, let's just do it. I think we have like literally five like sets of dates planned this summer for reunion. Like, there's like a World Cup soccer game there. Yeah. Chellios is giving us his Malibu place. He said for the week again. We've
got a golf trip and now everybody wants the first week in a vlog as locked in every summer for like
the boys weekend. So we'll figure it out. But there's a lot of great ideas floating around right now. Yeah, I love that. I'd probably a lot of promises made under the influence like, yeah, next for agency. We're all, which is all playing together in the NHL. Just like do this for the rest of our lives boys. It was awesome to watch. And going back to last year with the four nations, we saw it like as a start of it. We as American hockey fans, we we fell in love with this
team in that match against Canada where we were out there chucking nucks from the get go. And it seemed like you guys brought like an element of physicality to the team last year that I wanted to see in the Olympics. You weren't allowed to fight though. Like, how did you get all that aggression out? How did you make the team become even that much tighter when you're not allowed to get in these line brawls? I mean, that was definitely, I mean, such a great experience like the
four nations, like that was kind of realizing how impactful that was. But I mean, I know for me, it almost gave you a free just run around and you don't really have to answer the bell. So that you're just going there to try to try to put you put your toecaps touching the ceiling. And then just kind of run around with knowing not to fight, knowing that. But I think it just showed like
The way we played just the way that we had each other's backs and just the un...
we're willing to do whatever it takes. I think everybody played that way, everybody played super hard.
And I mean, there's a couple of scrums where you just kind of have a free fall, but I don't match and I had to add a fun one in Slovakia that didn't turn into that anything. But some good pictures in the hallway after. Yeah. Yeah. Can you tell me about the gold medals? How does the gold medal feel? Is it heavy? It's heavier than people think. But it's it's insane. Like what it, it almost is, it almost rivals the cup. Maybe not quite the cup because the ceiling
cups only one of them. But like I brought this actually brought this to the rank yesterday to the islanders, to the gaming and the islanders. And my sister came with one of her with her best friend. And we had to do a few things like behind the scenes with the medal like some pictures and showing some people with the islanders organization. But on my turn, like I'll give it, I'll have somebody bring it up to you and you can wear it for the game. And even she said like
the amount of people that are coming up just to take a picture, just see if they can like hold it
or touch like it. It's one of the most amazing things like ever like what it does to people.
Like people just freak out over it. And I mean rightly so. It is the Olympics and it is a gold medal. But it's just amazing to see. And kind of goes like, back to what we were talking a little bit, you know, the over the last week. It's just like the support we've gotten. His been incredible. Like, oh, I almost felt like we were like America's team there for everybody, whether they're like talk, you're not, they were tuning in and they were cheering for us. So it just makes the whole,
it makes it everything so much more special. Just knowing the support we got. Yeah, you guys get the Olympic ring tattoos. Need them. You got to get those. I know the boys are talking about it. So that was the 11 I did. So we got half of this boys. You got to get everyone gets the
“Olympic tattoos. I feel like that's the next step. That's what you guys do in the boys trip this”
over. Yeah, I know the camaraderie sounds incredible. I don't mean to maybe cause a riff. But like
are we a little, I mean the huge brothers are kind of taking your guys shine. Like you guys were the brothers. And now they're on SNL. Maybe they're just the pretty boy brothers that we got to call them because they're on SNL and stuff. Hey, they're the brothers that show up in score. The big goals were the brothers that just cause absolute shenanigans. They absolutely deserve everything that they're getting right now. I mean Quinn, nobody's talking like, Quinn had probably
the biggest goal of the tournament versus Sweden. Yeah, just to keep us alive and add out of course Jackie boy, just what I mean, I just still go back to the goal of like how, and I don't know how if you felt this way, I don't even know if you ever talk like just how much are brain froze in that moment of like, yeah, holy, like to that go in and then like I don't remember single, like the next five minutes. Yeah, but yeah. But it's just a pure, it's a pure like just black out.
And you just hug and the amount of I love you thrown out there. It's like the most insane
“few minutes. And I think that I think that Jack and Quinn honest to God are maybe at their positions”
the best three on three player. I'll throw McDavid in there too, obviously, but like for a forward and for a defense when like they have to be the two best three on three in the NHL. So like I think that everyone talks about all the skill and all the talent on Canada in a three on three or a foreign for a situation like we have just as much if not more in those situations. So we were very confident going into both over times that we were going to get it done. And those two are obviously going to be
at the forefront for it. And I think one of the coolest things is like you guys know all you pretty much know each other at some point through like you talkie. Because I read the story that Brady you lived with Quinn lived in your house when you were in high school, right? And what was the story about him not liking your dad's pack lunch? Because that that seemed like a crazy like a 16-year-old Quinn used being like I'm going to stand up to Keith Kachak like that's a bad idea. Yeah, yeah,
“yeah, I think the story was usually it was a couple days a week. We had like get food. Like”
my dad would go pick up like Chipotle or something like that. And but I think this is the one day that we brought leftovers from the night before. And just Quinn wanted Chipotle instead. So he uh he didn't eat the leftovers at my dad gave him. And then went to practice once there and came back and then realized he still had it. But he didn't want to be like disrespectful and like being like oh I didn't like it. So he tossed the food like from the container out the
window like by the house. And then he just put it put it back on like with the utensils still like the plastic utensils like still in its wrappings comes up like puts the lunch box up there. Then my dad was like how is lunch and because I was it was it was really good like the leftovers
Were really good.
utensils out from the back. And then I think he like doubled down again. And then finally he was like
he admitted that he needed to eat it. I didn't eat it. I didn't eat it. I didn't eat it. I didn't eat it. And then the next day like we're waiting for our lunch. And then all of a sudden we see my dad's car pull around like this little like circle. Doesn't stop rolls down the window just throws our just a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for the both of us just on the ground like that was
“all right. Bags quit you have to be too. I love it. I love it but that's so cool that you guys”
like win a gold medal with guys that you've known for that long. It makes it probably extra special. I also saw like speaking of extra special the picture was going around of you guys the 2006 I
want to say Olympics which is pretty cool full circle. I got to ask though the the first picture
of the first thing I thought of was like holy shit he's got an absolute wiper and his lip there. What was it was a Copenhagen? What's he what was he doing? I think back then he's often now. I think it was a Copenhagen. He's long, long, long cut. Just hammer over his grip. I think it's gradually just it's hard. You don't want to fuck with because it's like you don't you obviously you know he you know he's keep the chalk but if you just show someone that picture
it's too little kids and then a dad with just a fucking hammer in. You're like oh man just what a dad of the year. That's a guy who's doing paper jelly. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Go on back quickly to Quinn and Jack. We have on top of you know the team chat that is flying 24/7 or another group chat that might buzz a little bit more and that's me Brady Quinn and Jack and it's called the golden brothers and it's probably one of my favorite group chats of all time and it's just a great
way for us to like literally we're staying in touch just like we were at the village and every single night in the village or sorry every single night before game. Did we go after games too right? I feel like we did both actually. We did it all after the law. We did it still. Yeah. We would have a little hot stove in the Hughes' room so they were the room they were 302 we were 301
“right across the hall from each other and those hot stoves were going to miss forever and honestly”
we're like some of the highlights of that tournament for us to just hang out with them, shoot and talking about nothing and we did that pretty much every night so the golden brothers chat
is alive it's well and it is buzzing. That sounds incredible. It sounds like the best time ever.
Matthew I gotta ask you, do you think that Connor McDavid wants to kill you? Do you think that sits up at night thinking about you or are you his lead paralysis demon? Does he have your name written on any lists that he just stairs at all? Because it's like it's like he can't get rid of you. He every time he's he's close like you show up and you're just like, hey remember I got you. I don't say that. I mean sometimes I definitely walk around with the chest out more than I should
just kill last couple of years but I mean if roles were reversed I'd be pretty rattled so maybe he hates me. I'm sure he hates my teams more but he's just such an incredible player that it's pretty crazy that he's been that close and hasn't got it but eventually when you're that close and you know playoff especially with the best of seven eventually someday you gotta think he's gonna get it done so. I can't stop thinking you said sleep paralysis I can't stop thinking
the radio. I saw roommates with Brady not to change the subject away from it but you just said that in the trigger this story and I know Brady thought about it immediately. Brady had a sleep paralysis night and I was just really I literally thought it was over and Brady kept going like just till talk I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna make it. And it was like after after one of the games I was just so funny but you can tell as yeah I don't remember. Yeah no I remember I mean
it ties it to kind of everything it ties it to the Hughes like we were in the Hughes' room and and then I came back I was exhausted but then like the lights wrong because you're still wrapping up the conversation like I'm gonna I'm gonna die right now. I'm gonna fall asleep so then I remember I sat in bed the lights wrong and all of a sudden like felt my body just shut down I was like okay but my mind was still good and then you walk in the room and you're like
hey what time we wake it up like what time we wake and I just like tried speaking I tried
“like turning my head nothing so I put all my might no it might call dark I think I'm dying”
and then that I could tell like he started to freak out my head still buzzing like I'm still there but like I can't move and I set it again and that's like you seriously want me to call him and I
Finally accepted in my head I'm like you know what I can't keep fighting this...
busted up all my strength I just said if it's time it's time that would back to bed so so I thought that was a little funny story in this room I slept free it I can't imagine how you slept you get oh by the way just Brady we now that you guys are you know kind of in media doing your own podcast we have you know been doing this for a long time you still think called PR101
I want to say you guys you guys can always hit us up if you need help if you find yourself in a
little controversy because listen I know you weren't the one who said close the borders but that
“was so easy you should have just gone in front of the media in in Canada and just been like”
yeah I said close the borders because I don't want to go back home I love Canada so much you shouldn't you that was such a layup for you be like yeah I mean I love it here so much I want them to never let me back into America yeah yeah that was an eventful media session I don't know if you guys saw that one but yeah yeah I took it on the chin a couple times but yeah that had to be was there like you guys talk about it like the Sunday scary so to speak
for the guys and had to go back to Canada and the guys that didn't because like it is probably
a little different you have to go face the media in Canada after you just rip their guts out whereas Matt you get to hang out at the fucking elbow room and go back to 11 yeah he's on a four-day bender I'm set nervous under the bike or a scope and yeah that was I mean me and Austin are in the same position right like being captain of Canadian teams and I remember we were texting and he watched my media because he hadn't done it yet so it's just been like alright we don't like this is what happened to you
so good luck in the horse yeah that was that was an experience for sure yeah do you guys ever like when you're when you're dealing with that with a media up in Canada I feel like you guys should just be like listen I play hockey I'm a hockey player they're asking about like international relations right now it's like I play hockey I want to gold medal I had the time of my life like if you're looking to me for any sort of like political analysis of this situation you are so far gone that it we're we're off the
planet right now yeah I mean it's just I always came back to like just a force that we just achieved
“our childhood dream yeah that's what we should be talking about but yeah you know you should”
ahead of with you should ahead to to quote uh Dana beers you should ahead of him with that's baseball stop yeah yeah just one of the you know everyone what I bet you the Canadian media watch and subscribe to the young station shame with what quick that's baseball and they're like oh I get it that makes sense hey Brady I'm not using this as a recruiting tool because I don't want to get fine for whatever it's called but we don't get asked those questions out and Florida nice easy
question just being out play the game that's baseball that's nice to see you guys end up loving the song free bird as much as we do oh yeah we heard free bird courtesy I went blue dream on in rotation for the U.S. arrow more than the U.S. say 11 all night it was the time we just kept getting better DJ job just kept getting better for us but I can only imagine people feel like I've heard this song 15 times like I got but all that like free bird like I still listen to it every day I'm
listening to all those tunes every day just to bring me back so I won't say I worked out I listen to two songs every single day but now like not the whole day but there's two videos that I watch pretty religiously every day right now it's the dream on video that our team sang in the locker master that's a video that I don't think anybody's seen and we're gonna keep that we're gonna keep that pretty tight because it's I'm just a legendary video but the one video that I
watched a lot that a lot of people have seen is J.T. Miller sick and courtesy the red white and blue
“add 11 with no music in the background I adjust it voice I think that is the funniest”
fucking video ever and I just I think I mean he's a legend too so that was a hilarious time the uh I was like I said when you guys uh did your podcast recap I was laughing uh Brady you said that you and J.T. Miller were sitting next to each other in a pre game when coach said what was the exact quote like play with play smarter something he's like we're gonna have emotional control like he did it like expecting I go across the room just stop during that meal see
it's emotional control just got covered I know it was he talking about us could talk emotional that's the shit every day like something like that like even random like points and meetings like we were just laughing about it yeah what was the uh it was a pre game speech like before the gold medal games that's something you guys have talked about like I I wish that there had been a camera in the locker that I've seen to like really get the sense
Of of what that moment was like was it heavy was it tense or was it like just...
and loose I think it was I mean I think it was pretty emotional in the sense like him talking about like we're talking about Sally here just talking about the like the support we have from home he mentioned that torts as torts as son who's in the military you know all of them were
watching just the millions at home that have reached out and I just remember him always hitting
like us with the American swagger I mean we're built different this team use it like the whiskey
“drinkers there's no milk drinkers we're all whiskey drinkers was I still I think he met more like”
just the crazy personalities we have and I'm assuming he means like we're just a bunch of animals that would just do everything possible to win and some serious serious ultra competitors and uh I just remember the American swagger the American swagger and then it's speech before over time just saying guys who's gonna be this here on here who's gonna be the hero that everyone's gonna talk about and uh I remember him just mentioning you know before the game our lives have a chance to change
forever after this game and uh it just all the emotions were were hit um you know the excited there are still nerves um but just the excitement after that speech going out and play I mean I don't know if it was necessarily like the the her Brooks miracle one that you everyone sees in the movies but it was it was pretty close and it was awesome yeah yeah all right boys I got one last
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the one that just came out and I know we watched it before we got there and that was unbelievable seeing the behind the scenes um we did this approach wasn't a Trojan Charlie maybe Trojan I haven't worked and they had didn't see it and they watched it and uh I think at the juice is full of my watch it documentary but there's there wasn't a watch party um for anything but I mean just we had riso there the night before micro is the only um that dinner and he just
he talked about uh like how this is just for some guys uh I want some of life time opportunity you had of us and and uh he's taken tired of being the last team in 1980 even though business
“is booming that's what he said he's like it's your guys time and and uh it's our time to”
change the game in USA hockey for future generations yeah we got us fired up you guys don't have the name names but as you go back to your team is there one person that hit up the group chat was like boys I'm so hungover still I know I have to play hockey tonight well I got an arm gonna be able to lay some up and get out there there's multiple I don't know if we're gonna name names but I think the common thing that's being said in the group chat right now is I missed the good old days
that's the common um we kept we kept saying that we kept saying that line like obviously from the office but we kept saying that all tournament like boys these are the good old days like every we would just laugh um we had the countdown going all right boys we have five word days of the good old days we have two hours we have one hour oh that's all can you have you guys thought about maybe showing up 40 years from now but we're in the Olympics again and now you guys are the old
“guys given the message hey you boys can do what I believe in you yeah I mean hopefully hopefully it”
doesn't take another 46 for the United States to win but you know I think really all we're thinking about right now is like how great of an honor it was and hopefully we can plan a few more the best
on best I mean it's it's been a shame that this was all of our first time going I think they they
completely missed out on a few opportunities with that I think everybody especially from the outside watching like out best on best is how it should be so hopefully we have a chance to compete and a few more and you know can win a few more but I think we have talked about like just the honor and what this meant for USA hockey that they'll be talking about our team for for generations so I'm sure in 40 50 years though they'll they'll love for us to come talk to that that group of players but
it really was a life-changing tournament a life-changing game a life-changing gold medal and we're just so honored to represent the greatest country in the world and with that group of guys it made it that much better oh I forgot I have one last last question um because I have to ask is people we really
Pass it on yeah final part this would be really people really pissed if we do...
do you guys want to apologize for winning uh on three on three because there was a lot of Canadians who are
“very upset about that would you like to apologize for having it be three on three and winning the gold medal that way”
well listen they didn't listen they won the four on four and twenty time nobody was complaining at that good point they had it they had what they have macar macar macin and out there I'm sure they would have taken that at the beginning I'm sure they were so confident going and you got to do listen I'm gonna give you the PR 101 again what you got to do is anytime there's something that you can't actually change yourself you got to say that if you could you would change it
so right after we won when I saw the Canadians crying I was like hey just a heads up if I could go and change it to five on five I would unfortunately I'm just a guy sitting on my couch right now there's nothing I can do but just so you know I would that's winning with class so anytime that happens you guys should just be like yeah listen we would change it if we could but we can't yeah that's almost like I didn't feel the fire oh yeah of course I know you're messing with
“that's something Brady and I would do yeah I don't know I think they I think they they hit it I think”
they hit it pretty good um whole turn it was crazy it's so it's so different though like I don't know like Brady what you think like especially after playing playoffs last year like the difference between that and a best of seven is just like night and day I get so such a different type of game different type of tournament they're all game seven so I really enjoyed it though it was a blast I I'm really looking forward to the next best on best yeah so are we yes thank you guys thank you
it was so much fun to watch you guys yeah it was it was it was such a blast and and Brady when you're in Chicago at the end of March you got to come by again perfect yeah perfect yeah for there I'm there yeah I had a lot of fun last year yeah you guys are the best thank you everyone go listen wingman and hopefully we'll see you guys soon the catchups were brought to you by
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good to say point five the last one didn't go so well I walked out or he walked out one of us
Walked out it was just a catastrophe but now we're moving on to part of my ta...
chance to reset I because we've been doing this a very long time and we can tell when it's uh one of the
junkets where you're just going down the line yeah so when it when did you begin when was the first
pardon my take 10 years ago take pilot yeah 10 years ago we've been doing it for 10 years ago pretty much today yeah almost in the exact age of 2016 on on leap day so we're not really sure how old that makes us because it came out February 29th every day on a weekday yeah yeah yeah that's that's a nice schedule yeah yeah yeah exactly because people I mean we're we're pretty dumb uh so people don't want to hear us that much you know enjoying the club so this will be perfect yeah all right so you're on
the like the you know hour whatever of doing all these interviews what's the dumbest question you've gotten so far so I don't ask the same question the dumbest question I've gotten so far where you where you guys are broadcasting from Chicago Chicago the dumbest question I've got is what's the capital of Chicago okay the bean okay I said and I said my god guys Chicago's a city yeah mm-hmm Chicago's the capital of of Wisconsin right I've got a pretty nice said I've got a dumb
“question but I think you might have a smarter answer than the question is uh because I've always wondered”
when it comes to animated shows like you've created throughout the years how you come up with the rules for who can hear who and what characters can hear other characters and understand them but then some characters they can talk and we can understand them but the other people can't how do you come up with those rules and is it is it is at a fun part of the job they know it's
not fun at all because there's always a situation when you want the person uh for whom you've
established a rule to be able to hear somebody who they cannot hear and then the rules forbid that it kind of evolved initially nobody could really understand stewy and then we were like okay Chris can understand stewy and Brian can understand stewy and and and that was that was uh we gave ourselves a little bit of leeway in that regard I'm not huge on the I tend to subscribe to the muppets philosophy that like look it's a frog it's a pig it's a bear it's a gonzo
everybody can understand them this is the world you live in and just kind of go with it yeah yeah I had a question uh about family guy because we're of the age we're both 41 so we were in that
“sweet spot where I I distinctly remember almost feeling like it was illegal getting the DVDs”
a family guy after you're gotten canceled be like you got to check this out you got to see this style you got to get the good stuff and then yeah we had come back how did it how did that go down where they were like hey our bad because that doesn't really happen in in show business and in that industry where somebody gets canceled and then gets brought back it's like hey we kind of screwed this up because it's actually a really good show yeah um I don't know if there's any
precedent or or whatever you call the the the thing after the precedent for that I think family guy is is sort of it's a unique case um I was so young when that happened that I that I was it just seemed normal to me it's like oh I guess this happens all the time like shows get canceled and they go away and then they come back um I was under a deal with Fox with 20th the whole time so I
I you know it there was never a point where I was out on the street and right before that deal ended
“they said listen this thing is doing very well on DVD that's how long ago it was we're we want”
to kind of sneak it back into production was the way they put it oh yeah um yeah and and here we are yeah it was many many years later and you're now you have all these you know other project I almost said side project but do you feel that way where it's like Ted you know movies and now it's the the show that season two is is coming out but is it like hey the main thing was always family guy and I get the I'm lucky enough to be able to do all these other things or how does that
how does that kind of work in your brain a hundred percent exactly like you just described it yeah it's it's like family guy really is it remains the mothership that allows me to experiment and to try things you know there would be no orville if family guy hadn't allowed it family guy it is the it's the safety net that allows me the luxury of fucking up which is great to have like you get to really experiment it's it is it's a gift yeah do you do you find yourself ever like saving
stuff you're like man that's a that's a really good joke I just wrote I don't know if I want to use it on like a new series that I'm not sure if it's gonna hurt or you like maybe that's the best time to
Use it not not especially the only thing that I that I keep in my in my quive...
that's that's the one thing that like if things ever get so bad that I really need this yeah it's
“get there yeah yeah I have a question about your music I I the idea that you were able to”
like revive Frank Sinatra for a lack of better term and all the music that had sat and waited and that he wasn't able to make before he died can you explain that process because it is so awesome
so brutal no you made an album it is you you were basically like not given but you were you worked
with Frank Sinatra Junior you're able to access all of all of his like old files and everything all is old music that's so cool how did that all like transpire you know that that was I mean Frank Sinatra Junior did several episodes of family guy and he became a great friend to the show and when he passed away the stewardship of all of the orchestrations all of the charts that Frank Sinatra had in his library fell to his Frank Junior sister Tina and she called me and she said would you
“would you would you want to acquire these things and I said hell yeah and this is like 1200 boxes”
worth of stuff and most of it is you know things you've heard and some of it is our fragments of television recordings from the 50s and 60s and 70s that are you know 30 seconds long but a very
small part of that library consisted of songs and arrangements that he never recorded that were
right in that sweet spot there was a song that was cut from the come fly with me album that was in there there was a song that was cut from the only the lonely album which if you're a Sinatra fanatic is probably his greatest ballad album with the exception of weasemall hours don't add me it's um there there was a treasure trove of about maybe 60 songs that were you know it's like if you're a Beatles fan it's like when when when they wrote revolver there was a
song and they cut from the album and here it is it's that equivalent so yeah to re-record to
record those songs that had never been touched was was a gift and we I mean we were very serious about
it we brought in a combination of musicians from London and a combination of musicians from L.A. and recorded at Skywalker Ranch at their studio up there which is one of the best studios in the country um and really you know treated it with a with an awareness of what it was that we had and yeah that became lush life the album that we put out yeah kind of a lot of pressure to be recording Sinatra songs too like I imagine that you were very critical of your own performances
wanted to get everything perfectly because they were you know Sinatra songs that you were breathing new life into yeah yeah that that's that's I mean I'm from Connecticut so self-criticism kind of comes with the you know was with me from birth like you're your your condition to think that nothing you do is good enough and so that pushes you harder and harder so that that that all worked out pretty well yeah you seem like a like a very busy guy you've got so many projects
and ideally if you start a new project it will be successful and you'll continue to work on that but then you were also like you've got that creative side to your brain where you want to come up with something new and at some point your plate gets totally full and you're like how can I how can I even find the time to come up with a brand new idea with all these series being successful that you're working on like do you have any free time right now or is it all dedicated
“to uh to figuring out either the the next thing or just keeping all the plates spinning?”
it's a little number I tossed up recently and the kind of it doesn't at all be nice to have a penis isn't it frankly good to have a dog and so to have a Stevie it's divine to have the dick of the tankers that don't tattoo with the walls biggest I'm so sorry guys what was it yeah what was what's the question what was that music about we were listening to the penis the musical that's Monte Python's the meaning of life oh okay okay do you have that just on you have a
soundboard that you're sitting on? no no that's somebody calling me oh okay that's your ringtone it's like I was like fuck is he that was his answer to the question about like because it kind of fits the meaning of life yeah that's a question yeah I had planned that I couldn't plan that more perfectly yeah it's like that's so sharp damn I was gonna ask you your favorite
Monte Python song voice I have I could let it ask me a question one more time...
answer responsible yeah what's what is your favorite song about penises I mean it's it's the
“penis song from money Python it's good answer good answer I know that there are that many songs”
about penis my dingling by Chuck Berry comes to mind true my dingling yeah that's a good one the penis song detachable penis um god well I guess there are a lot aren't there there's a few songs about dicks yeah no it's been everyone's got one all right not everyone but we've had dicks for forever yeah yeah we have we have for a long time that's very true time I see you're a student
of history as well yeah and since the first primordial organism crawled out of the ooze we have
had dicks have you have you thought about doing a black mirror episode do what I mean doing like I don't know what what do you what would you like to do with black mirror episode like writing acting producing I don't know man I I I I've met Charlie Brooker on two occasions and he's he's an awesome guy look I'll do I mean black mirror I'm a huge fan of course I'm a huge fan I would I would I would be willing to entertain any kind of offer yeah are you ready for the dumb
question that you probably come from anyone else today the best part of the day okay animation how animation how yeah how how do you do it I don't get it very very slowly was there very very as a godby easier obviously with technology and everything but like how
how long does it take to do like an amazing not show it is not God I mean if you're if you're
in the CGI animation it's gotten easier mm-hmm but I bet even then it hasn't uh you know certainly
“something like Ted yeah do you have to draw each in between and then ink each in between no”
but no animation itself has not gotten any easier it's it still requires the human brain to make a judgment call every few frames with regard to what's right for the moment okay so how long does it take like to do an episode like a a 22 minute episode of an animated show because I I think that's one of those things we just are like oh yeah of course the animated show that takes a lot of work it takes about ten months through a year to do each episode of an animated show for TV
Jesus that's that's insane that's a lot longer than I then I would have thought that it would have taken like after you design the characters and you've got I guess it's not as simple as like you've already got a built so you can just make a move around you have to actually sit down wrong if you're
“an actor and you go like this then you do that that's it and camera captures it and you're done”
and if you're an animator is it what's the what's the tone of the scene is it I'm pleading with you like this or I'm dismissive those are two different things and each of those versions has to be timed out on what's called an exposure sheet and that tells the animator is like it doesn't how many frames from here to here is this you know 48 frames or is this 12 frames right yeah that's crazy
I never would have get animators need more credit there we go that's the big team most certainly
do yeah let's get animation directors into the DJ a how about that that's a good start I like it yes I'm on board what's the DJ yeah yeah you got to explain the DJ first but we're on board yeah yeah we're on board it's been too long no no it's been too long they've been left out for too fucking long it's the fact that on the DJ's absolutely bullshit is that the digital the yes that the directors go from there okay we yeah animation directors belong it's I will tell you
having directed live action and having directed animation I don't want to get any haters here but it is it is a lot harder to do the second one right yeah all right so who can we like tweet that we just yell at anyone can we just listen listen you're on pardon my take you can yell at any of your fucking mics yeah okay all right is there somebody is there a specific like person who's the end dude who's the opera right now you know what yell at at yell at at Victor Garber okay Victor Garber
let's listen me Victor Garber oh my homie piece is sharper you know God damn good and well that that animator is should be including the DJ and it's you're a crook for not doing it is disgusting what you're doing is is you're taking money and respect out of people's pockets there's no one honor in that uh Garber there's Victor Garber and I used that term loosely oh it's no it is it is Mr by the way it's servicter Garber do you know that oh so now you've made it in me of a night
now what yeah I'm beefing with a night yeah I feel like we're yelling at the wrong guy the guy
In the Titanic yeah you said a side of the way by the way you've just describ...
America from time immemorial I feel like we're yelling at the wrong guy yeah yeah I feel like I'm just I just like wait this isn't the guys we don't take it back yeah we don't take any
“ways that the piece of shit that didn't put the life votes on yeah I know he's I think he was”
a captain in the Titanic oh the captain by the way good for you good for you yes the guy that's the guy who uh you know who said uh who said within an hour within two hours maybe one
Titanic will founder yeah yeah I always thought there should have been one guy in that scene
who would have been like is that is that bad yeah is that good a bad founder is that like you know the fact means sink yeah it's our technical sink okay got it great all right it's one trouble all right so so then so we know now uh animated how how long does it make like for for Ted season two by the way out March 5th on peacock how long does it make to that make how long's it take to make that season it's like you're probably just introduced peacock to a whole bunch of people I did yeah yeah
a cock we call it the cock just so you know we call the cock we've always called the cock right
“right they pay us in cock coin I like it's gonna believe that it's not it's not uh yeah there's”
there's not much we can do with it but it you know the their hearts are in the right place yeah they they then they have Netflix and chill we have peacock and fuck yeah like that like like that all right so how long does it take though to make a season like what's the process all in about a year geez man you're pissed it takes it takes it takes we finished um photography on this season January of 2024 oh wow and sorry sorry 2025 yeah how much time do you spend going back and like
uh you back to kind of a little bit about animating the shows in general but when you get the voice actor lined up the guy that are the girl that you like to to voice this character do you ever go back and change anything physically about the character you had in mind because you think yourself this this voice that this actor's doing is a little bit different than what I had originally envisioned or how does that process work lining them up do you mean for for a show like TET or an animated show
I guess maybe more so for an animated show yeah yeah no animated show you can change anything at almost any time if you have it in your budget like if if if you're not happy with a voice if you're not happy with a you know a gesture or something that exists in the animation that that you know is wrong for the moment yeah you can change anything you want it's it's very malleable it has been like an example of somebody that came in red for a character that
did it in a way that you didn't think was going to fit and they change your mind about how you saw that character yeah yeah I'd I'd I'd I'd have to oh you guys in your fucking podcasts yeah who tell me who who fucked up so badly that you want to out them on pardon my take no no I'm not saying like I'm saying somebody that impressed you yeah oh then impressed the other way yeah that that made you be like hey this person did it really well
I mean I never would have saw I never would have seen Giovanni Robisi as the bad guy in TET
and yet he kind of blew me away with his performance yeah I mean it's it's you know strangely out there there there there are people who've come in I mean like Mark Wahlberg is a great example Mark Wahlberg in the TED animated series guys never to my knowledge done animation voiceover in his life and came in and just crushed it so yeah it does happen and we had no idea it's like look this guy great on camera
he was great at TED he's great in TED too he's great in the 80 million movies that he's done can he do animation voiceover and and he's he knocked at all the park and and and that that show comes out I guess later this year or early 2027 oh my yes yeah so knowing how creative you are and like the insane amount of work you've done and things you produced are you able to
turn your brain off because I feel like a brain like that you're just is it always going you're
always thinking of new things yeah it's the worst at night okay yeah sleep is it's the it's the trade off you you wake up at three in the morning every night and getting back as sleep is very difficult
“yeah it's it's tough to shut the brain off it would be nice to that's what that's what”
Zanox is for yeah because it's also like I was reading about it like you you know you started writing a comic strip at nine years old like it's I'm always fascinated by people who know exactly what they want to be their entire life and then have it work out it doesn't really
Usually you know I want to be a firefighter or an astronaut what I was nine y...
so this was kind of always the plan is it was there ever a moment where you deviate it off
“that you're like no this is this is how my brains wire this is what I'm gonna do there was a brief”
moment when I got done with I mean I was an animation major in in college at the Rhode Island School of Design there was a brief moment where I had applied to the Boston Conservatory of Music for their musical theater program and had been accepted and was all set to go and they got a job offer from Hannah Barbarra which was is now cartoon at work and took it that was sort of a crossroads where I was like you know I'm I love this stuff but I'm gonna have a chance to do
all of this if I take this offer from LA so yeah I mean it's it's this this animation is interesting because it it encompasses so many different disciplines it's acting it's writing it's music it's visual arts it's kind of the one medium where you kind of get to work every muscle that you might possibly want to work when it comes to entertainment so I did land in the right place who are your your biggest influences like the the favorite cartoonist or your favorite
comic strips growing up I mean I love I mean it like hands down Gary Larson the far side hands down like without question I mean you know like in my when I was really really young you know strips like Garfield and and you know Charles Schultz did peanuts and all that you know where I mean I I read the the funnies every weekend but Gary Larson was where I really kind of parked up and was like oh this is this this is more my speed and yeah there's a lot of there's a
lot of his influence and family guy for sure yeah I always thought that him almost being able to tell
the story in one single panel was a very underrated thing that most cartoonists couldn't do yeah yeah
“yeah that there's I think a while back we had pitched the idea to you know Gary Larson and his”
estate of of doing a far side series where we we would take a panel and reverse engineer it from past and future into a half hour kind of mini play hmm it wasn't like entirely they didn't quite see it in the moment but that's probably something we should pitch again because I yeah it's like when I think back to so many of those those panels it was yeah there's so as you say there's so much of a story there that is implied that that that you don't see try to make cow tools into 35 minutes
how do you stretch that out yeah how tools by the way the one the one panel that he had to write letters explaining what that was cow tools was the most misunderstood far side panel ever yeah do you do you still get letters like handwritten letters from people that are upset with something that you put on TV I don't get handwritten letters um I don't really get you know it's funny I don't get a whole lot of hate at this point maybe I've just inspired that by saying that but no
it's it's you know at this stage it's there there was a point where broadcast standards that Fox would send us an occasional letter just for laughs yeah but it's been a while since I've seen a handwritten letter that that has you know has been filled with vitriol about a specific family guy gag or Ted gag yeah yeah was there one in particular like thinking back to you know when
the show first came out family guy I'm speaking about like a one joke or one thing that irritated
“the most people for for no good reason I don't remember I do remember seeing a social media post”
at one point that said look you've made fun of mentally disabled people you've made fun of the races you've made fun of this that blah blah blah blah a long list but autism is where I draw the line that was that was the the message and it was like that's the one that's the one that's the six of my head but you know so look everybody has their you know button yeah everyone has a brother also social media is like the war I mean no one was built for having that many opinions
thrown at you all we were as a species we were and we we are not equipped to hand we we shouldn't be talking to each other as much as we do correct correct and just having like hey here's the thought and then everyone responding to it immediately that's just not natural yeah humans and that wasn't that wasn't there's some sociologists that remind that us recently that we we are as a species our brains are equipped to handle like 300 people right yeah in our media circle
Anything beyond that we just can't we can't process yeah I've always said the...
that's got to be super unhealthy about having like the ability for a million people to tell you
“that you suck at once yeah yeah I don't think that's a good thing that's not a good thing for for”
our own brains to deal with no but you're right say next does it does it uh does it never
get annoying when people ask you to do voices on command is this a preamble to you doing just that oh yeah of course pardon my take pardon my take what is exactly the truth you want me to pardon that you're setting up the suit bloody offensive because right now you've been relatively innocuous there's nothing you've said that I couldn't see on on the J. Leno show pardon my take you know what pardon my indifference pardon my indifference for the for the
for the blandness of what you have thrown my way thus far you know shock me shock me make me feel something that was wonderful I do have a question I was going to say what a Peter Griffin think about bad bunny uh his halftime performance yeah bunny bear bunny I didn't show many beers what was that like like uh what are what what am I on he's fucking coast let me tell you how many mice to browse that was my dad used to drink how many mice to browse I had had by the time
bad bunny came on why don't they start with the fucking halftime show as I'm dead I'm a sleep by the time they get to the you know it's I'm done I'm out I'm unconscious somebody has to drag me up to bed by my fucking feet oh thank you that was uh that was great and I apologize that I had to ask it that way where I pretended that I was cooler than everyone else and then I was like no I'm actually just as much of a loser as everyone else we all are we we're all trying to pretend that
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set the front and do an ad for you price you're going to be scrolling on instagram and you're going to see that is what's going to be like the promo version of like a ransom letter is what you're going to supply is to get yeah exactly like oh all right so last question okay yeah last two because when did you find out that there was a bunch of horny guys online that wanted to fuck Louis oh wow good question now oh you didn't know until now I mean I guess I guess what I
would say is like picture the guy you know who's been there all day at his slanted desk with his lightboard drawing each frame of Louis probably hasn't been out in the sun the while you know picture me picture me guys if you're hot for Louis picture me sitting there drawing Louis that's really who you're jerking off to yeah I love this good message uh Seth you're the man we really appreciate your time and everyone go watch Ted season two March 5th on peacock thank you pardon my take
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learn more and Microsoft dot com slash m 365 copilot learn more Microsoft dot com slash m 365 copilot okay let's wrap up we got a residual tenure anniversary takes from the AWS so we want to hear from them Hank 10 years of PMT oh Hank just saluted us thank you that he is saluting us editor appreciate why i started listening to PMT to listen to big cat ran about the bears in 2017 after the travisky draft i was 14 years old started listening quickly for NFL recaps
so it became every episode i've been listening throughout high school and college and now today i'm 22 will be 23 on sunday and just realized how this show has been there for what feels like by whole life love you guys you've inspired my buddies and i did post on social media and record our own clips
takes just for fun i love that uh so life is compulsory i love it's incredible it's very cool that's
that's scary as well because it's like a mine molded by our stupidity um i'm curious to know what your take on Mitch was after the draft i forget that i think i was in because i i liked the choice but to be well i liked it no i liked them in college i did there was that one game the georgia game remember the first week of the season when we've been on UNC because Caleb told us to and then he
“threw it out of bounds on fourth down to end the game Hank do you remember that so i was out on”
on for that but i liked him yeah um i love i loved Mitch yeah i yeah i was in on Mitch the puty at fourteen man thank you so much dude appreciate you listening that's that's incredible
i'm just yeah i'm humbled to know that there's kids out there that have taken up the take game
i think that should be hard i want i want the next generation of takes that would make me shit myself and die i want i want the next generation to be better it's like you know how you see like Korean past and the torch little brown i want all of our stupidity records to be shattered i i i want some day like a goal for this podcast our our final boss should be some detailed research article that is like the effect apart my take on sports fans like a negative
thing like why why is there been a sudden rise in people screaming shoot the pocket NHL games i was like well we can trace it back to all these kids that were listening when they're 12 and now they're fucking idiots as grown adults and they're going to games saying that they're like what what backs we don't talk about the NHL we say shoot the park we don't talk about the NHL i i
“think the shoot the puck guys were doing okay yeah they're on yeah so i think we we've we boosted”
them okay so i was like why matter why why did this why did this NBA player is this NBA player having a mental breakdown because there's no other way to explain his attempt to dunk from the free throw line during free throw yannis and they're like actually they do there is a reason he was nine years old when he listened to pft and big cat have an actual debate about this for far too long in that place i want that i started out listening to the show with a long term
girlfriend who i ended up getting married to yeah nice currently going through a divorce with that uh oh and reinterendating it but hey at least i got to listen to you idiots three times a week yeah maybe maybe guys on chicks give him some bad advice yeah or good advice yeah maybe get it maybe you hate or good advice you know what this is for the best yeah it's for the be got married to young there's a little guy that we know they got off to a bad start in relationship where it
wasn't a great fit and he just won the super bowl with the Seattle sea hogs okay so you're just the same Donald of podcast list very well put don't get mono we are sorry that happened if you're if there's any chance that you're going to get back with her and if there is no chance like
“dude you're way better off my first listen was the joe burrow coach i wonder if you have to”
the nanny i haven't missed an episode since even through the love is blind recaps that was covid that's not our fault that was covid if i had them on there was no sports we had to talk about documentaries we had to talk about tiger king if i had to ask a question if you had to pick one episode that added the most new listeners what do you think it would be oh good question honestly might be dungeons and dragons i don't know i think i would think it would be one of our earlier
Episodes with a big guess i want to say joe bok joe bok could be one i think ...
cheapie i guess you put joe bok i got another one uh Jim harbore the first time we interviewed him at michigan for sure that was one where we looked at the charts or at the data that we got behind the scenes of how many people listen that one and the data was screwed up but it did tell us like
4 million people listen that episode which was not at all true but it was definitely like a bigger
bigger so than our normal ones were so i would say maybe that one yeah my favorite episode you guys ever did was like the firefest breakdown oh yeah that was the one you guys ever silo just breaking that no was before oh yeah covid just breaking down both documentaries how much of scumbag
“Billy McFarlane is yeah yeah but i think it's it's got to be one of those early ones i still”
segment i do feel yeah i should text me i do feel like the joe bok one though that's the one that i i i'll still get people commenting me and like been a listener since joe bok when you change my opinion on joe bok joe bok really owes us his entire life when you when you really break it down no one knew who joe bok was before us no one knew what Mount Rushmore was nobody knew who joe bok was i became an AWL eight years ago i started listening when i was in a very low point in my life
and i truly believe listening to y'all show brought me out of depression hangs listry and sleeping medicine and oxygen might have been the hardest of ever laughed except when big cat and pft gave relationship advice during guys on chicks uh the the listric will yeah if you guys prefering to uh listry knife will yeah come on and you swallow both from the man who brought you barber cuffalo yep so followed up with listry i was right about barber cuffalo yeah you weren't yeah but what
percent so you swallow the listry and the knife will yep and what about not what about the soap what about soap and armpits that's still valid what is your take on that i forgot uh it doesn't work body wash doesn't work in your armpits yeah what about why does why did bawit a shampoo work in your hair but but body wash does work if you smell your armpits right after you wash and with body wash it smells good i'm on hang side with this one do you still wash your
orios tunk my orios yeah no wash them yeah you washed orios water yeah i love that one that was yeah those my friend showed Kevin long time ago yeah we need some more hank events come on maybe get us new ones sometime in the next couple of months because like i mean list lister cruel in barber cuffalo or one a one b created some inches of all time car stick car stick yeah yeah i don't think people still understand the car stick the pft
known kind of flop compared to the uh the hank dog toy but that's fine we didn't sell as many or we didn't have as many have they arrived yet yeah oh yeah i wouldn't know we're getting a lot of it we just i mean a lot of tandem sold out people by both yeah instantly okay a lot of dog toys uh a lot of dog toys yeah because they sold really well uh it was sent to link by my friend in 2016 i listened and told publicity department of show i was on i wanted to be on it they call
back and said pmt was not interested i then made my life's mission to get on pmt now i'm
their fancy expert never get up yep thank you Jerry is 100% correct we said no the first time
we're like what uh that guy the fact difference them by me we tried to get out of it the last
“second like Jerry was in the building yeah i think i think he was doing wine walk and we went up to”
Kelly and we said Kelly i don't think that we're gonna do this interview okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we were up to Kelly booking Kelly and she was like uh you were fucking doing this interview yeah okay if it was a shit it was the best decision that we tried to get out of in our lot yep credit us credit us love you Jerry i miss Jerry so much it's like we go it's the two people football leaves and i get sad because football's gone but the two people that like
i miss so much when it's not football season is Jerry and Stu fire because they're just they're just everything i taught a college class with Stu fire couple weeks ago by the way quigs did you see quigs tweet wait you taught us this college classes to find it's the lecture yeah where universal Illinois um love that yeah quigs tweet was was spot on he i i forgot this happened we had our guests on a show like eight years ago were
John Grant and Stu fire yeah separate interviews in so graphic of me on there you what you're on the graphic yeah we're doing on vacation oh yeah there you are looking good
“i remember i was sitting on the toilet in my old house reading a tweet about ESPN being pissed off”
at some dudes were trying to rip off part of the interruption in first take show i was like what
the fuck i like pti but who's ripping off the shitty first take name so i go into apple podcast or
Whatever the fuck it was called back then and find a show but in a wl ever si...
i'm only stupid but hilarious had open heart surgery in 2018 and you guys helped me get through
thanks fellas fuck it's very cool i like this guy dude those those those are the best though when we get you know any type of because i'll get DMs or people reaching out being like hey i was going through a tough time and you guys were consistently there those are like what make my heart gross so large or it's like hey it's more maybe more than just idiot podcasting like we actually mean something to people that's awesome it feels great it really does i hope we're the i hope we're
that for a lot of people yeah just anybody that ever says like you guys provide a valuable escape for me right going through something like there is value to that in your life we all have those things where when it could be something really really stupid but if it takes your mind off something
“that is really tough that you're going through i think that's like the most valuable thing in the”
world so that it's it's honestly awesome to hear people say that and never take it ourselves too
seriously i used to i've said this before i think a few times on the show but i used to read those messages when i was like 22 23 and and didn't i was like this is we're just fucking around a podcast like this doesn't make sense and then when i was going through something in my personal life it was like i started watching other stuff as like an escape and then i like understood whereas like i don't know these people but i watched their stuff and it like it's a great
distraction for what's going on in my life then it like brought it together where it's like that's awesome that we do that for other people and i'll say this too it's an escape for us like the world is shitty there's you know not saying our own personal lives are bad but like the world is a shitty place the world's a tough place there's a lot of crap going on there's a lot of discourse it sucks everything when we come in these walls we know we're going to talk about
silly trivial things and it does feel like an escape for us it's like hey just turn it off turn off all the outside news and all the shit and just have some fun with the boys hmm
“so yeah it's been just as much for us as it is for a lot of people out there okay is that it?”
yep shout out cherry let me jerry do you guys have a favorite episode i still next one next one yeah i know it's semi-recenty bias but if i like close my eyes and think about the the like pure essence of the show it's us sitting in our on an RV screaming at each other about the color of cheese when Peter Schreger like happened to walk in i think it was that i think was that was did he walk in on that debate yeah he did and and and just laughing at the moment of like this guy who we love
and he's a friend but like watching someone else have to see it live and we get actually mad during our rush where i was thinking about that episode recently i don't remember what side i was on i was just so passionate about whatever side that was but i could see right now i could see you know let me ask you put your nuts on the line right now is cheese yellow it's white i think i think i think i think it's white i think it's white you're an idiot is that the worst when you when you have a
“take you're like wait i think if you go back five years ago i was the exact opposite”
she another good one was on the most yeah i think it was the most recent great week when we were on the bus and we were just in a fight with Hank because Hank thought that we had like video taped him when he was yeah when he was talking in a sleep yeah and he was upset that he said something but he actually didn't say anything yeah so we're in a true fight about nothing yeah with Hank that was that was a great time yeah gas that you get gasoline your favorite episode is when you
got that's that's a lot also max titty fucking max titty fucking was good my fucking asshole
yeah yeah yeah that's that's always Hank's favorite i mean my fucking asshole
that's he still says that to me all the time back to the fucking asshole i don't know why i got so upset about i think i was upset for other reasons and that and that you know max and Hank on the couch together yeah after fully lost bill walton but not the bill walton the inner the bill walton the interview was awesome but the next day going to the game and having bill walton because we interview bill walton and i think all the stuff like that was so incredible
so much fun but there's no way we were we made it impact on him he probably was like i just did the dumbest thing ever we saw him at the game and he like gave us the biggest smile and wave and i think hog and it was just like oh he actually remembers he has smile wave point and then we we threw him a part of my take tied i teach yeah yeah so that was like oh fuck that was like that actually you know he he remembers us yeah it's cool all right i like the last two minutes of
beer Olympics oh man yeah that was something that was so let's do it on every airplane the last twenty minutes apparently show fuck it for me that's disgusting man that was a mistake big time you should listen to deleted scenes from that yeah i did you mean the last like
Hour yeah i think it was the two hours yeah of footage for the last of the last
yeah the beer Olympics man okay good show we're done with ten-year stuff until our book comes out we
have all the stories on our book everything um okay numbers seven three twenty three
Max and Zach are you eating cheese colors back here Zach is now just learning about
“this debate but it's right it's a it's a majority 55 55 56 i hope i think i was oh quick boys quick”
43 86 or 94 one more we got it sure one more one more yeah same numbers i mean it's gonna take
what i mean same numbers twenty three not gonna happen right now i think yeah it is gonna happen
“right now seven colton jackshane if you guys want to swoop number cat 86 43”
so i might say the Adam scheme is weird oh 83 sure it comes under loser and not her loser shit shit love you guys happy birthday to memes and to George Pickens you
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